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 β„–89266[Reply]

im not even going to complain anymore. the world just seems so ruined. I could list a 1000 things I hate about the modern world, but what is the point. It's just so over. I know these end times are only going to get worse. How do (you) cope?
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 β„–89283

>snca
i can only "cope" through games, but even that doesn't seem to work as well anymore
i spend every day obsessing with my mistakes involving porn, knowing i can't reclaim who i was before these recent 6 years
at 12 years old in 2016, i used to repetitively wash my hands until they bled, but that wasn't anything compared to now and i desperately want to go back to that time
>>89274
this almost got me to laugh doe

 β„–89288

I dream of running away somewhere into nature a friend is willing to do it with me but she lives far away in another country so ill have to somehow get enough money to travel there before we can go after our plan

 β„–89290

The rain is so pretty.

 β„–89404

up fuck niggers unoriginal

 β„–89446

go for walks outside in your spare time, train to be able to stop doomscrolling or browsing imageboards and forget about the things you hate if they don't affect you and there is nothing you can do about them

 β„–89464

Reminisce on the purity of boyhood before I became an old man and listening to music



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 β„–85085[Reply]

ITT we do the robot test
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a24smugsoyak

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scored 19 unfortunately

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>Robots are paedophiles
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Anyhoo, here's my result:
Normal

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>Just be a gymcel!
Guess im smurfing

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i got like 52 i think i closed it

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>>85085 (OP)
I stand a Chad at 126
Soon I will move into an apartment I'll be renting so I'll be successful.
Get on my level!! HAHA!!



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 β„–89186[Reply]

Children deserve the best.
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>>89186 (OP)
whats even the original
post and meaning behind it???

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>Protecting children over anything

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>>89189
50% chance it was created by a reddit moralfag who thinks that killing people is the same as raping kids
50% chance it was created by a a pedophile

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Seriously why do leftists hate children so much?

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>>89214 because theyre retarded subhumans i guess?

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>>89188
I need to see the comments on the original reddit post trying to justify this



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 β„–89260[Reply]

For the majority of my life, I have been staunchly opposed to using drugs of any kind, including even the more "socially acceptable" substances like alcohol and nicotine. Recently, however, I have been thinking about the efficacy of psychedelics (specifically psilocybin and LSD) for fixing an inefficient mind, and if they would be worth virtually trying out in Garry's Mod and certainly not in the (((real))) world.
note: You can skip reading the middle three paragraphs if you don't want to hear me whining about being a genetic dead-end as motivation for wanting to try Garry's Mod psychedelics
<
For the past year and a half (at the very least), I've been experiencing these recurrent bouts of negativity, for lack of a more definitive term. It's gotten to the point where I am led to believe I spend more time in them than out of them, though it's hard to tell, due to my perception of time's passing being somewhat distorted. I'm not mentally ill, and I don't want to speculate too much about the topic, nor do I have any neurological/developmental disorders, but I am of the belief that I am a bit more neurotic than the average person, although certainly not debilitatingly so. It feels as if the smallest things, challenges other people can simply endure and roll with, are more difficult for me to deal with: criticism, humiliation and studying come to mind first and foremost. If I experience one small setback, my mind immediately jumps to fatalistic scenarios and monologues about wanting to have never been born. I often feel like an animal, driven by fears and whims in addition to random and formulated impulses to avoid falling victim to something terrible and foreboding.
<
Every day I would wake up, go to school, come home, walk my dog, sometimes make my own dinner, and merely completing these seemingly simple tasks was enough to sap me of absolutely all of my energy. Some days, I wouldn't even be able to bring myself to load up a singleplayer game to mindlessly run and jump around in, let alone anything that requires a modicum of brainpower or thought. I would spend most of my time on soypoop.shitty and/or 4cuck to making a number of concise replies and maybe posting a zero effort thread or two, and these few mundane activities would make up the bulk of my day. The only thing that motivated me to do thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 β„–89264

Drugs are newish bioweapons for white kangs. Dont end up a nigger, chud.

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>>89263
LSD and psilocybin are non-addictive, at least not in the same way nicotine, alcohol, marijuana and heroin are, according to soycientists. Unless G-Man were to lace me, there's virtually no risk of developing a real addiction. I'm no expert on the subject, but a number of studies (and anecdotes, if they're worth anything) have claimed that they have neurocognitive & psychological benefits.

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>>89260 (OP)
Before you begin taking drugs, try something simple like deworming.

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>>89260 (OP)
>>89262
I did this to myself and it sorta worked, I got less violent, but theres a tradeoff
It'll change more than what you wanted and you wont notice at first, it feels like aging 10 years in a couple of hours
<
of course before you should consider psychedelics at all you should ask yourself whether or not you're anxious or have a predisposition toward ACKing or something like that.
Theoretically psychedelics should help those people too overcome their mental hangups, but in reality many of them are more inclined to jump of a balcony than experience 4+ hours of introspection
Judging by your use of language you are unlikely to be such a person however.
<
LSD is very unlikely to help you with low energy or being inactive, though it might help you think of ways to become more active and lower the cognitive barrier that prevents you from starting at all
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>>89448
1 more thing I almost forgot
<
psychedelics are very strong vasoconstrictors, so drink plenty mineral water (or make shroom tea with citrus fruits) and dont smoke, drink alcohol or do weed simultaneously

 β„–89459

i tried LSD for the first time due to feeling miserable and depressed, and honestly it did work a little. i was so stuck in my life i hated myself, i didn’t understand why i felt like this, i knew i needed help but i was struggling so hard that it felt impossible, i was already abusing stimulants and alcohol. i gained the idea to try LSD then quit drugs all together, i sat on the idea for about a week to prepare myself as you DO NOT want to go into a trip with a negative mindset. i took the LSD on a sunny day and picked a quiet spot in nature and just sat with my thoughts and music. i can’t really explain my experience because if you’ve ever tripped it’s hard to conceptualise verbally. i just realised so many things about life, how to fix my issues, what kind of person i am, etc. it was helpful



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 β„–88767[Reply]

Im going to walk in a random direction for 7 hours tomorrow because school is boring.
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 β„–89090

better than being with le retarded society that destroy quality lifes

 β„–89117

best thread on this nigger board ever

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>>88767 (OP)
you should buy a good camera so you can take pretty pictures when walking randomly around. I did this and even doe most of my pictures are bad (a few r gems tho) it is motivation to do even more walking and randomly exploring

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>>89121
Start painting the scenery

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>>89198
Painting is quite time consuming so I think it would subtract from the walking experience

 β„–89458

giga behavior, vp



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 β„–89358[Reply]

genuinely what causes normies to act like this? It's happened to me before.
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>being black and killing whitey

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>>89358 (OP)
When normies make a big deal out of a small thing like that, the point is not the thing itself, but the instinctive emotional 'vibe' they have about you. The thing just serves as a socially acceptable excuse for them to express those emotions and talk about you behind your back.

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>>89447
this so much this. a vacuum in a car is literal snca she just wanted to do something to stab the autist guy in the back

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>>89437
unironically TSMT

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>>89358 (OP)
i have a ton of stories like this

Guatemalan kid i knew in high school that is kind of friends with me ( xe also looks exactly like the meximutt, im not fucking kidding ) had a shirt which had a random word on it and i asked him what it meant, he said idk and asked him why would he wear it if he doesn't know what it means, and he said I WAS the weird one.

I liked sharing facts i thought were interesting with people in HS, some people thought i was being arrogant for some reason

Sometimes if the sterotypical normie foids were being retarded id call them out on it, i think it turned them on a bit bc they would always try to talk to me about random SNCA or ask me questions about random questions xhe had. either that or xe thought i was gay geg

ill post more stories as they come to mind if they do o algo

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>>89452
>i think it turned them on a bit


i cant read normie women very well but i think some of them might have found my autism hot which i hope is trve not because i was all the interested in them but because that would be really funny.

there was one foid who was without a doubt into me but idk if it was because of my 'tism o algo



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 β„–89342[Reply]

>you have a problem in life?
>deworm
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>>89345
imbecilic nigger

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>taking horse drugs to fix your life after reading a 200 page pdf produced by schizo 4cuckers

 β„–89394

I did the deworm meme and I did feel kinda better. Idk probably placebo but it was fine

 β„–89401

shill

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>>89394
>deworm meme
……….

 β„–89444

I embraced deworm. it's sticky



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 β„–89378[Reply]

anyone here use goodreads? lnk it maybe

 β„–89380

No what is that

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>>89380
dumb nigger

 β„–89417

negrobump
>dsdsds

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this site fucking sucks oh my god



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 β„–89238[Reply]

Whats the most brutal, irl balck-pill moment you had?
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 β„–89329

That Christians are one of the biggest reasons why the USA has a mass immigration problem. Of course the government has stupidly lax laws, but Christians use those laws to import. Church groups will host sponsor programs for third worlders bringing them here. Some think they are "helping" others are doing it hoping they will be converted from whatever shit religion they worshiped before. This is the sole reason Minneapolis is filled with so many Somalis.

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>>89326
kуs nigger

 β„–89341

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>kуs nigger
<origibrap

 β„–89353

Has anyone else who is the more well-behaved son who is a lot more respectful and cooperative noticed this? You are the more conscientious and considerate one but then your own mother has more respect for the other son and is far less strict with them? For example, lets him be rude, even call her "fat" offhandedly, and poorly-behaved but the second I stand up for myself I'm the problem.

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>>89353
Yes, I know such a family. There are a calm, hardworking son and asshole son, and when asshole starts annoying and trolling the other one (when doing homework for example) mother says "just don't pay attention". But when he starts a fight and gets shit beaten out of him as he deserves she blames the calm one. He also annoys mother too, up to the point when he gets locked in a room, but she still loves and protects him more and supports exactly him in conflicts

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>>89353
bro that's literally me



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 β„–89175[Reply]

Will try shrooms for the first time today with a close friend, will update after experience. (First ever thread btw o algo)
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>>89255

Geeeg no i'm LithuARYAN

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>>89249
why does everyone that does shrooms go into the woods?
>hmm let me try a drug ive never had before that can make you lose your mind if you aren't careful in the middle of nowhere

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>>89259
Can't have mommy and daddy finding out about your drugs

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>>89259

Because it's aryan.

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>>89267

Also because of this geg

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>>89249
seems fun. maybe ill try them out one day, but i dont know where to get shrooms.



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My dad has a schizophrenic weirdo as his girlfriend and i cant take it anymore its been years since they were together but it just gets worse this is the worst it has ever been she truly believes im so evil person that takes everything from her hacks into her phone and what not shes super addicted to all sorts of drugs everyday shes screeching and yelling almost sounding like some witch i couldnt stand the constant fighting wether it be at night or middle of the day to point i would just leave the house which i used to be afraid of but today in the morning she directly came after me i feel so pathetic for yelling back and losing my composure so fast but i cant do anything at all my dads not forceful enough hes far too kind and i have no say in this i seriously dont know how to deal with it i cant move out either i have no money and im struggling to keep up with my job training and if i get sufficient enough it will be a long time till i actually find a job and get enough money from it
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>>89309
Geg you don’t have to be a ranger or the nigga sending the ballistic missiles. You can probably get trained for an administrative role instead like handing out asvabs or whatever amerimutts do for work in the army

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>>89287 (OP)
Just be what she assumes you are… conspire against her. Get her arrested or something

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>>89302
tsmt OP listen to him. just dont get on your druggie stepmoms bad side (i guess in this case, the "even worse" side) cuz drug addicts are unpredictable people driven by human emotions. talk some sense into your dad.

>>89308
abscond and deescalate the tension however you can

>>89309
maybe shes just jealous of you for some reason? be careful when you are talking to your dad behind closed doors because you dont want her to know youre having private time with him. thats only going to make the jealousy worse.

>>89311
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come to yurop, you can live at my place

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>>89400
>its more common than you expect you bums
snopes?

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>>89309
yeah in that case maybe the military isnt the best place for you.
i think your best option would be getting a job and sharing a flat with someone.

>>89339
>>89399
this would ruin her relationship with her dad. horrible idea

>>89400
>its more common than you expect you bums
really? ive seen a lot of women on 4cucks /r9k/ but i thought da shardee had almost none.



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 β„–89330[Reply]

Do I make a tulpa? I’m lonely and want a girlfriend but for now I can’t. Do I just imagine one? I think my brain is powerful enough to make the illusion palpable.
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 β„–89359

nusois you need to go outside and actually find something to do

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>>89359
I wont see anyone my age for 3 months

 β„–89368

yes. you need one even if you do have a girlfriend
>t. has a girlfriend, hates her, appreciates my tulpa more

 β„–89370

Just get a body pillow

 β„–89379

do a bunch of drugs and focus really hard and you'll forever have the horrible delusion of a shadow person who will lie to you about everything and possess no will of its own.

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>>89370
>Just get a body pillow
<brap



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 β„–89347[Reply]

i have OGD that leaks into real life and i'm a habitual shitposter
turns out the girl i liked thought i was genuinely retarded because of the way i portray myself and the fact that i'm a contraryan that says stupid shit all the time
until she learned i scored 1480 on the SAT (which is really close to 1488 the funny chud number)


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 β„–89084[Reply]

Wishing you β€˜teens the best for today :D

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>>89084 (OP)
U too 'teen

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>>89084 (OP)
thank u teen
u should make more of these posts

 β„–89328

Thank you, I hope you have a nice day as well :)



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 β„–89324[Reply]

Friends that you have no barely any interests in common with each other but you're still close and able to produce constant conversations with are the best types of friends. Keep them as close as possible to you


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