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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:43:55 №74421 [Reply]

>be me
>feeling erratic, don’t even look for relationships anymore out of despondency
>go to therapist, accidentally spill that I’ve been having violent thoughts that and I’m a political schizo who feels no connection to wider society

I fedposted too close to the sun

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:21:21 №74448

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>I may have also alluded to having vivid thoughts of being violent in public, like smashing someones head in on the train or other such things before going on a 15 minute rant about how modern society is pointless besides the goal of making money and that money is tauted as the god of modern man brapp

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:20:55 №74485

>>74427
She was put off by it and got pretty quiet. She thinks I’m just burned out and talked about some ways to calm myself whenever my frustration or anger is getting particularly bad. I like talking to her but it didn’t really help this time. I don’t know what will help me

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:23:30 №74486

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>>74447
Jokes on you I homeschooled so I’ve always been an outcast in society. Why would I want to be in modern society anyways, where the only goal is to slave away at your job to make a paltry stipend so you can return home and consume your little products all whilst you live detached from community, morality or higher meaning

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:37:08 №74488

>>74421 (OP)
unjokly the violent thoughts are so real. once i was walking home from the library at 2am and someone almost bumped into me and I nearly flipped out on them 💀

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:40:50 №74493

>>74488
It’s apparently decently common. That was just scratching the surface of it I wanted to tell her I’ve thought about constructing certain objects but I’m sure I would’ve been reported to authorities if I did

Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 05:05:28 №74565

>>74422
a little bit relatable, not to sound like a heccin' redditor but everytime I hear about a rapist or pedonigger I wish I could stomp their brains out onto a sidewalk but I know its retarded and that I can't do that because apparently degenerate rapists and pedophiles are still human o algo

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Chud RDkVw1ou 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:33:50 №74403 [Reply]

I had 21 assignments I was supposed to turn in for biology that are all due today and I cant make them up and now its 11:31pm and I wasted my day playing 'mongus with my friends and eating like shit because now that I'm not anorexic I eat like a fucking fatass. my grade in that class will plummet and my mom will get pissed at me but its ok cus I still have my girlfriend and I love her very much.

Chud mxekeBul 12/09/25 (Tue) 06:59:48 №74412

>>74403 (OP)
How did you meet your girlfriend 'teen?

Chud RDkVw1ou 12/09/25 (Tue) 15:16:45 №74463

>>74412
met her at school during lunch and we quickly became friends then started dating

Chud Uj34dsl1 12/09/25 (Tue) 18:08:38 №74474

It's ok just retake it next year. Just drop out of school and become a plumber. Thinking is too hard just fit pipes instead.

Chud c8I9qQTp 12/09/25 (Tue) 19:12:26 №74476

>posted yet another thinly-veiled validation-farming thread award

Chud qAUc1HFJ 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:37:32 №74489

I do this too I procrastinate alot and never do homework or assignments I barely scraped by in high school without ever studying and i still havent fixed my stupid practises

Chud RDkVw1ou 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:52:39 №74562

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>>74474
sounds good but I don't know if plumbing would suit me, now that I think about it doe it actually sounds like a decent job
>>74476
I'm posting about school, every robot does this…
>>74489
well you seem to be doing alright so I think I will too

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:17:45 №74283 [Reply]

how do I find a girl like this? I want to stroke her hair and cuddle with her and take care of her.

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:04:11 №74414

>>74283 (OP)
The video was probably animated by some 37 year neck beard cuck

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:13:48 №74442

>>74359
yaeh l kno thiz is rly bed post

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 12:36:51 №74443

She'll never be real

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:38:01 №74491

>>74397
kek! nusois would rather watch WBBDs and gay porn than hot women

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 23:03:18 №74509

Fuck you nigger

Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 04:15:41 №74561

this board is a 4cuck rapefuge confirmed

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:39:35 №74492 [Reply]

Yes, Karl Marx was German, born in Trier, Prussia, in 1818. He was a German philosopher and economist who was also a political revolutionary and is considered one of the most influential socialist thinkers in history. Due to his radical writings, he was forced to leave Germany and lived in exile in other countries like France and England for the rest of his life.

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 20:45:18 №74494

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>>74492 (OP)
Pretty mid writer, he also thought nations and the family unit were inventions by the bourgeois or ruling classes which is retarded. If you want socialist thinkers read Sorel and Proudhon or Prussianism and Socialism by Spengler

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Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 23:17:07 №74392 [Reply]

>professor makes the final online, due end of day
>sleep in till 1pm
>goon until 9pm (eating intermittently)
>open test
>copy/paste entire exam into ChatGPT
>submit
>96%

How are finals going for fellow college robots?

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:34:23 №74404

>>74392 (OP)
u dont have to do that stupid respondus lockdown browser shit?

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 13:22:00 №74450

Don't they check for chatgpt usage

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how do I stop being a lazy nigger Chud 11/26/25 (Wed) 08:34:58 №72491 [Reply]

I can't seem to start or finish stuff I want to do
even if I somehow start working on a project, I only work on it regularly for max 2 weeks before losing motivation and going back to procrastinating
even worse I'm starting to get lazy at my dayjob too, since my boss doesn't check up on me I got into a habit of delaying work and lazing about

so what now, I tried stuff like breaking projects into smaller chunks or writing out tasks but I always failed eventually anyway
honestly I just feel like shit and want to kms, since what's the point when I can't even do what I want to do

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Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 00:49:05 №72655

>>72654
penisy

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 00:56:06 №72658

Same thing with me and recently I visited a psychiatrist and he said I probably have inattentive ADHD
Projects cant be done at home, I get distracted every time, even if I manage to get a lot done.
Track hours instead of achievements. Find a distraction-free workspace. Take a break every 40-50 minutes, dont scroll on your phone during the break.

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 01:01:30 №72659

>>72658
Op here…I watch too much gay porn, maybe its the reason?

Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 01:09:54 №72661

>>72491 (OP)
stop with the scheduling crap just keep it at 3 topics a day on what to do. Either most important or fun to do. A day has morning, afternoon and evening.

So starting with like this:

Saturday

Morning
Breakfast

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 08:15:51 №74425

bumo, I feel like I'm the only one with this issue
it seems like everyone else doesn't have this problem with being lazy or are not bothered by it
meanwhile I just want to ventilate my brain just so I don't have to feel so guilty all the time for not being productive

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 08:22:28 №74426

>>74425
i can relate to this but with even worse shit which i mentioned in >>74389 (OP)
some people think i'm baiting with it but the worst part is that it's serious

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Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 17:16:15 №74355 [Reply]

I don't usually post here but I don't know where else

I think this girl at my school might be into me

She's an aspie as well as me but is a masker and hangs around with normcucks

I've caught her staring at me multiple times and trying to make direct eye contact with me (she's also mimiced my actions and where possible faced towards me a few times)

Problem is I'm the exact same to her

All contact has been non-verbal but I think she is up to something

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Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 21:12:13 №74382

>>74381
Furjdbdbfndkw

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 21:31:01 №74384

Do you know any of her interests? Try having a conversation with her and note how she behaves.

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 22:14:08 №74386

What is the point of this. Just talk to her stupid kike what advice do you need?

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 23:02:46 №74388

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Try getting to know her better

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:07:21 №74417

>>74355 (OP)
Do you have similar interests as her, if so what are they and try to start a conversation with her around them. Once you have this common ground you can talk with her more easily and eventually get close enough to ask her out on a date.

>>74365
Nice accidental bump nusoi

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 07:11:42 №74418

soicaca LISTEN CAREFULLY this is THE METHOD
get her instagram, phone number, any method of communication. then when you are having a lengthy back-and-forth text conversation, just throw in a "do you wanna call" and then youll actually be speaking to one another

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:44:10 №74406 [Reply]

i feel bad because im in university and its wrapping up for finals but ive been miserable and not motivated the entire time
it sounds ridiculous and its hard to explain but i always feel anxious and depressed walking around all the other people because i am nowhere near as motivated or sociable. i already feel like a failure even though i havent gotten that far. none of my friends are having any issues with their college experience. i feel like a burden to my parents, who are paying for me, and i dont have the heart to say how much i dislike it. it feels selfish. i feel like a burden to my friends because theyve had to talk me off a ledge so many times already.
i know im not an unintelligent person. ive had multiple professors ask me why my grades arent as high as they should be because they say the work i do submit is of excellent quality.

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 06:44:42 №74411

same but you will finish your college soon meanwhile i am half way and about to fail. You have something to be proud of

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Chud 12/01/25 (Mon) 23:17:07 №73599 [Reply]

Is it over if you are 5'9"?

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 21:45:25 №74160

>>74128
It's not bullshit its just r9k 4cucks overestimate being tall when what really matters is having a good face card which trumps literally everything else.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 09:39:56 №74242

>>73599 (OP)
>5'
Not if adults put in the child seat.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 09:59:14 №74245

>>>73599 (OP)
>>5'
>Not if adults put in the child seat.
This gave me a stroke. Marge explain it to me.

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:55:32 №74345

I’m 5’9 and where I live when walking around outside I see old women taller than me. Broootal.

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 11:20:37 №74346

>>74345
same but i'm 5'10

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:35:53 №74405

no but its still gonna be harder than if you were like 6'0

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 06:51:09 №74083 [Reply]

>wake up 10 pm
>get in fight with parents
>get mcdonalds because parents fucking hate me and wont make dinner
>pour worst tasting whisky ever into mcdonalds coke and ruin it (still drink it)
>browse sharty while listening to "sad spongebob music to study to 10 hours" til 5 am
>go to bed
>do this every night

this is my r9k routine

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 07:13:22 №74088

those are funny I really like the stories

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 07:13:34 №74089

>>74087
I think Soytan tries to convince Nate to hang with her more often. Nate likes foids but he doesn't like 'tan much

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 08:11:32 №74093

>>74089
and then they end up dating or smthing and his friend troons out and the season ends. I cried

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 18:48:15 №74134

Better than my life
You eat mcdonalds not boiled buckwheat
U all americans r too gentle mfs

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 20:31:09 №74149

>

(Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 8 seconds. Fucking shitty ass bitch detector)

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:30:16 №74402

>>74086
Nate kills niggers and soytan is a tranny

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:43:58 №74279 [Reply]

I keep a browser tab of a neovagina open on my one monitor
And on my other I like watching train derailment videos
Am I normal /r9k/?

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:21:10 №74301

agp obsessor above mi

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 01:39:28 №74315

Why do you keep pictures of neovaginas on your screen?

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 04:25:20 №74401

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that's kinda sus are you the impostor

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seriously Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 02:55:29 №74394 [Reply]

Rehab Room should be required viewing for an 'teen worried about relationships using /r9k/

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 03:02:50 №74395

Post a link or give a summary instead of polemicizing.

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 03:07:24 №74396

>>74395
>polemicizing
https://www.youtube.com/@rehabroom1/videos

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Chud 12/02/25 (Tue) 19:14:21 №73682 [Reply]

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?) my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
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And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over. I know exactly what they need.

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:12:40 №74282

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>>73682 (OP)
That's pretty funny, because I just beat up a faggot who is homeless to death.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:38:07 №74304

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>>74282
You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys; little ways to flirt and flounce.
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I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair – everything that really counts to be popular!

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:06:49 №74334

>>74269
its a childrens movie based on the wizard of oz it's called wicked

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:07:09 №74335

>>74334
it's also a musical and that's why op is singing

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 10:32:28 №74339

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>>74304
I have tied up 5 trannies and 5 homeless people. I plan to mutilitate them and eat their organs. What fo you think?

Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 23:07:22 №74390

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>>74334
I'll help you be popular. You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know. So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go….
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>>74335
Don't be offended by my frank analysis. Think of it as personality dialysis. Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister, and advisor, there's nobody wiser – not when it comes to popular.
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>>74339
I know about popular, and with an assist from me to be who you'll be instead of dreary who you were (well, are), there's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer (-lar).