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 β„–90574[Reply]

Nothing would leave me for fulfilled and satisfied in life than dancing with a girl. The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep. Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework. There's something so warped and wrong in the fact that I cannot, and likely will not be ever able to do this. I've been to a singular school dance in my entire life, and I spent the three hours alone sulking in the corner of the venue, all short-lived attempts at getting into the large wealth of students dancing in the center being rejected by my own embarrassment. I have so much love to give and no-one to give it to. Kill me now.
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 β„–90907

Just plain cringe.
And what will you do after you dance with some mentally stunted bitch?

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>>90574 (OP)
dancecuck lmao

 β„–90983

I hope you know this is incredibly sweet and a lot of women, as from what ive seen, yearn for you. Please just put yourself out there dear, okay? I believe in u

 β„–90990

Bro is a pedophile

 β„–92107

>Nothing would leave me for fulfilled and satisfied in life than dancing with a girl. The thought of just getting lost in a young girls eyes whilst moving in tandem - willingly and longingly - makes me want to weep. Gripping her hands and swaying about with chemical sparks of what makes up love practically shooting off in any and all direction like a firework. There's something so warped and wrong in the fact that I cannot, and likely will not be ever able to do this. I've been to a singular school dance in my entire life, and I spent the three hours alone sulking in the corner of the venue, all short-lived attempts at getting into the large wealth of students dancing in the center being rejected by my own embarrassment. I have so much love to give and no-one to give it to. Kill me now.
<Unoriginal content kys now

 β„–92114

>>92107
geggyrald



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 β„–92042[Reply]

hi /r9k/ tell me about your day
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 β„–92087

I need to take a poop but I don't want to go to the bathroom

 β„–92088

pissign and shitting

 β„–92089

Absolute niggershit like always

 β„–92100

>>92081
You know, man, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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>>92088
i did this today as well, a lot of shitting and a little pissing, with some blood here and there

 β„–92111

Pace around and ruminate, there's not much else to do in this raped nigger world



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 β„–91433[Reply]

I heard bad news, my dad is planning to take my sisters (They're kids) on a vacation trip to Japan, they don't know Japan much, they just think it's le hecking wholesome and kawaii land with future shit and tranime, they don't know there's predators, creeps, 'p lovers, basically anything that makes you say OYYYYYYYY.
What do I do? How do I genuinely convince them to just go on a vacation trip to a normal country? Help me nusois, I don't want them to go to 'p land.
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>>91472
basically this

 β„–91992

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>>>91893
>i'm japanese and i'm going to rape (you) OP
NO, PLEASE NO.

 β„–92007

there are infact more pedophiles in japan than the us
that does not mean any fucking kid ever gets raped

 β„–92074

>>91433 (OP)
Just prepare beforehand then

 β„–92082

japan is genuinely one of the safest possible countries to visit relax nigger

 β„–92108

>>91434
whataboutism



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 β„–92091[Reply]

do nusois really not get hit with debilitating TFWs keeek


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 β„–92056[Reply]

Is a robowaifu too much to ask for

 β„–92075

YES NIGGER! IT'S TOO MUCH

 β„–92077

>>92075
NOT ITS NOT NIGGER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 β„–92086

no aryan. its not enough.

 β„–92090

>>92086
right :(
maybe i want two or three even :(
different body shapes, hair and eye color, personalities, etc



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 β„–91862[Reply]

pro tip for nusois in western europe/north america who have no money/ac and dont want to be outside in this heat: go to public libraries
>free books
>can eat your food inside
>free ac
>staff wont bother you
>free computers
>free wifi
<obligatory larp media
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 β„–91905

>>91880
>>91876
skill issue, I've been using 4cuck and sharty on college library computers and nothing never happened

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>>91905
yeah nothing will happen but I would at least want to try and prevent my government from knowing that im an "at risk youth"

 β„–91913

>>91908
they know what you do on the home computer retard

 β„–91914

>>91908
aryan beasts do not fear the glownigger

 β„–92023

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i love the library. last book i borrowed was my lesbian experience with loneliness by nagata kabi

 β„–92067

>>92023
That is gross, unless you are a lesbian woman it is weird to watch/read lesbian content. I know this is probably bait, but just buy a book that is about a man and a woman next time.



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 β„–92003[Reply]

Yikerinos
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 β„–92025

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>female beauty standards are le pedo even doe we came up with them ourselves

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>>92025
we did? many women often take the most care for things men wouldnt give a shit about. like 90% of makeup is just overkill and theres also hipdips and self consiousness about "being fat" (in the context of weighting more than 50kgs ev&oe thats just anorexia) for a lot of female beauty standards its foids themselves who care fan about and regarding what the thread is about, its just cherry picking the only people who actually like women REALLY small and with no fat at all are chinks and japs

 β„–92048

>>92003 (OP)
i think its more that we apply adult beauty standards to young girls (particularly in the form of pageants and marketing things like makeup) than the reverse

 β„–92054

>looking young good means LE PEDO

 β„–92066

youth is beauty; asserting otherwise qualities as gaslighting

 β„–92102

that half chink broad is ugly as fuck, no clue what gooners see in her



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 β„–92052[Reply]

everypony will have a good giga summer

 β„–92060

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Going outside it looks just like my heckin' wholesome slown burn soulfull cartoonrino. Thanks for this blessing Chadrity. All thanks to (You) I am no longer a self pitying soyfoal who whines that I can't clop with a mare on command!

 β„–92064

I am already halfway through my summer break



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 β„–92011[Reply]

Why are moids like this?

Originaaal

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>>92011 (OP)
>Alicia
Hang all pedophiles btw

 β„–92118

>>92011 (OP)
gangamstyle



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 β„–92035[Reply]

becoming a furry was one of the best decisions ive ever did 16 year old me would have called myself a weirdo but i was way more insecure back then and super unhappy considering often to take my life.

but in current times and circumstances iam way happier being open to myself and my interests.
always aprpeciate what you love and like and not what other think about it.

 β„–92040

what's your fursona?
<unoregano contenterino

 β„–92051

>>92040
its a skulldog with black fur with a negative xp shirt and black clothing mostly.
<reddit space
i also have protogen fursona which is pretty similar to the skull dog tbh..

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>>92051
>Negative xp fans are furries and black school shooters
Incelcorecacas… not like this…

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>>92053
not js listening to incelcore really i also enjoy listening to tlt smts



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 β„–91987[Reply]

What is something you believe that most people don't?
>inb4 something something foids, niggers, trannies are evil

 β„–91988

parasites make you gay

 β„–92046

Parasites make you straight

 β„–92047

parasites make you bisexual

 β„–92103

parasites make you asexual

 β„–92104

parasites make you type unoregano reppeys on oregano content board cause ur smooth brained nigger



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 β„–92041[Reply]

I'm addicted to caffeine and when i sit in the library reading a book after a few hours i have to go buy a monster to concentration on it again. advice?


 β„–92036[Reply]

It was me, 13 years ago. After my performance I was immediately stuffed in a locker.
I never recovered from this mistake. I’m a brony in recovery. I’m bigger now than I’ve ever been. I’m a 450 pound man who can barely walk. My life can’t get much worse.


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 β„–92028[Reply]

I hate trannies
>

 β„–92031

I don't care at all about what people do with their genitalia until it concerns other people



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 β„–91933[Reply]

It's a bit late now, but 2026 is unironically, not even as a meme, for sure this time, gonna be my fucking year.

 β„–91984

Why?
<Uncorrigated cromulence

 β„–91996

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>>91984
Cause I'm me and I'm free

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>>91996
You are an ugly loser

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>>91996
teehee

 β„–92006

>>91933 (OP)
tsmt its 2016 all over again



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