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 β„–95587[Reply]

I'm going to uni soon can you guys give me advice on how to get a girlfriend there? For context I'm 6'3 and mid looking.

 β„–95590

>6'3
you're all set, boyo

 β„–95705

>asking for dating advice on soy/r9k/
ngmi

 β„–95710

>>95587 (OP)
kys tallfag


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 β„–95497[Reply]

I'll say this, I have a hand fetish, ever since I was a little kid. Something about fingers is just, they're beautiful, especially with fingernails. The way they move, all the different varieties they can come in, the way they strain when touching heavy objects. The tapping sound they make on wood, or on metal. I love fingers so much.
I love the fact that if you bite hard enough above the nail, you can rip off skin, making it the easiest part of the body to do it to. I love the fact that removing the nail makes it bleed one of the brightest reds you can see.
Fingernails too are beautiful, they can be long, they can be short, they can be shiny, they can be any color. And the way they pierce through hair too is so sexy. To be completely honest, the only sex I could ever want is a handjob.
I find the vagina and the asshole to be disgusting, the wrinkles make me want to puke, they're so impure. However fingers are naturally smooth, even on guys.
The palm of the hand too is beautiful, it's so sensitive, almost as sensitive as a cock or vagina. Just rubbing your finger on it is enough to illicit shock.
And unlike feet, the hands don't smell bad either. Perfuming hands is very effective. I fucking love hands so much.
I also love the fact that sharp fingernails can cut like a blade, there's just something about being grabbed and pierced lightly by someone's hand that turns me on, that really gives me a boner. I wouldn't mind being sounded by a long fingernail.
Furthermore, I'd love to own a hand for myself. Like a random foid's hand, I'd chop it off of her and I'd love the hand better than she ever did. To be honest, foids are venomous creatures who only exist to kill aryans like myself, they're better off dead.
Overall, I think hands are the best part of the human body and it's not even close.
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 β„–95647

People's fetishes never fall to intrigue me like the idea of getting off to a fucking hand is crazy but you gotta repect it man

 β„–95654

>>95556
>boy
certainly not a real man geg

 β„–95657

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OH NONONONOONON NUR9KGOONGOONPOOPIES HAVE HAND FETISH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I CAAAAANT JUST SHUT IT DOWN

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>>95657
>video referencing how the guy from jojo who likes hands dies
gem

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>>95657
js let me goon in peace vro ✌✌

 β„–95691

>>95654
i get that alot, people always tell me im a lazy feminine fag who has never done hard work with my hands, adn thats true ive never done hard work
I dont think thats a problem, i want to use my mind for money not my body, so stuff like engineering i guess
And im generally feminine and girly (not in a faggot way, im just born looking girlish), i dont think ill ever be a real man but ive accepted that about me because its stupid complaining and being insecure about features i have no control over


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 β„–95520[Reply]

Women be like: I need to get fuc.k.ed by many so I don't get family fatigue
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>>95520 (OP)
saar you should have attached original files and links of these statistics. it looks forged to me like this

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>>95541
<Unoriginal cΠΎntent! You have been muted for 4 seconds.

 β„–95573

>>95520 (OP)
Has she considered the promiscuous college-educated women and the happy-marriages college-educated women are two separate categories instead of being the same?

 β„–95576

My country (Switzerland) has a high woman employment rate and one of the highest divorce rates in Europe. I’m not saying that woman employment is a bad thing, but this data is just simply wrong.

 β„–95577


>>95573
Also that table is from twenty or thirty years ago so you can square (^2) all those numbers for a better result. I do believe megawhores (11+ partners back then, likely 100+ now) get desensitized to the meaning of sex and so it becomes less baggage to a marriage than 2–5 (really 4-25) partners who are still dreaming about Chad’s dick.

 β„–95662

this nigger from OP image is just attentionwhoring with misinterpreted statistics


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 β„–95215[Reply]

I suspect that a girl in my class might like me

>why op?

She keeps staring at me while in class and at lunch, and there was even one time when she was staring at me and I stared back, but instead of looking away like she normally does, she just kept staring until I turned my back. It was pretty awkward and weird.

>Then why don't you crack her?

Because she genuinely enjoy the brimmies troonslop ever, and is not even the normie stuff like deltarune or tadc is stuff like yaio porn and etc, she even was got doing sex rp with a chatbot in class GEEEEEG.

But with It all been saided what you guys thinks? Should i still try to crack?
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>>95215 (OP)
>she even was got doing sex rp with a chatbot in class GEEEEEG.
If you want an easy fuck go fuck I'd say go for it, she's practically asking for cock if were being honest, albiet she seems kinda crazy so if you do smash her its best to keep her at an arms length or idk maybe you end up falling in love or some cliche raisin like that

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>>95261
you'd be surprised how popular shit like heated rivalry is with seemingly normal foids, I remember when I was in high school like at least 6 girls who I thought were normal started talking about fag wattpad smut

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>>95215 (OP)
Would (You) play TADC roblox role play to slam a chick who talks to erotic chat bots all day?

 β„–95528

Ungrateful nigger obviously fuck her

 β„–95652

You lucky fuck. This sounds like one of my horny daydreams

 β„–95655

>>95215 (OP)
you're probably just an autistic retard


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 β„–95583[Reply]

Why dont yall stop whining and accept that pain id part of life
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>>95604
Endure it and make domething beatiful

 β„–95607

If you whine about pain then you are pussy

 β„–95608

>>95605
Same
>>95606
I don't have the energy to do anything at all

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>>95608
If you dont have energy then kys

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>>95609
You don't have to ask

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>>95612
I dont nigger geg


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 β„–94661[Reply]

>le 4cuck greentext o algo
>be me
>in my 9th grade health class
>for some reason there's this new girl in the class who decides to sit next to me
>notice she has scratches on her arms and is wearing a zip tie bracelet
>she keeps wanting to talk to me and asks me for help with her work
>her hair is dyed pink for some reason
>asks me random things about myself
>I'm playing chess on my computer the whole time and I practically ignore her
>she acts incredibly weird with her constant pestering, as if she's on drugs or something
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 β„–94691

oh god i was not the only one with girls like this at my school
>they were emo

 β„–94797

what happened is you are a lucky man

 β„–95012

average paject green text

>be me
>femoid , 19 years old :3
>65 year old math tutor makes advances on me and holds me down and rapes me
>I liked it

 β„–95013

*pajeet

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>>95012
mods ban him

 β„–95599

You were probably sleeping bro


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 β„–95561[Reply]

Guyzszszsz ima fucking sad, most of the foid i met is stupid and do nothing interesting so i just don't care about them or hate them.

Sometimes i met rare funny girl who plays games (ofc in most primitive, like japanese pedo visual novels but better than nothing), or watching jewtube or any doing things i do.

If i'm lucky (this happends less than 1 time per 3 years) we start talking and i quickly getting attached. Everything is going ok about 1 month and then all of them just starting ghosting me without no reason. Maybe bcs im too crazy even for them or maybe they are more normie than i think? idk. But it still damage me so much.

This is just happend again, 14 days of ghosting, no reason. i'm dying, can't stop feeling about do massive RAMPAGE or smth that bad.
How would you cope this?
I thinking about make music band, or solo composing like if it help idun0

 β„–95563

Women don't talk to me period

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>>95563
Well, at least it's predictable.
just, We are both virgins, but they honestly make it clear to you that everything is over.
to me they give fake hope as if to mock just to make me crazy.

 β„–95574

I don’t know what you look like, but you said you get too attached when a woman meets your personality criteria. Perhaps that’s confusing or off-putting for them. In my experience, being clingy is, strangely enough, a red flag for women. How you behave is ultimately a dimorphic trait and influences how the opposite sex judges you. Don’t do cringe shit like deliberately ghosting her or pretending you don’t like her at all o algo. Be upfront when you like a woman, but don’t be clingy and try to be a bit more nonchalant, if that makes sense. or something…

 β„–95580

>>95574

>>>I don’t know what you look like

i'm kinda in my prime by face, like htn, sometimes i even hear that i'm pretty from normie girl but it didn't help at all since I didn't have a relationship. Trying to look like "Alt" style in cloths, it helps? a little bit. in my experience among "alt" girls still lot of normie and troons but sometimes you can find gem. (girl ghosting me right now was 2ch and sharty user, lmao)


>>>Don’t do cringe shit like deliberately ghosting her or pretending you don’t like her at all o algo

well, i done smth like this before when i was 16 (22 now), so i quickly get this redpill bullshit never work.
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 β„–95558[Reply]

janny acceptance emails have all been sent
if your creds didnt work at first please try again now (make sure to refresh the page) because there was an issue with the accounts at first
failing that reply to your acceptance email and ill reset the pass for you

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 β„–95598[Reply]

depression is when no emotions or sad? I didn't get it.

 β„–95600

>>>/qa/
>You are muted! Expires in 2 seconds


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 β„–95543[Reply]

I'm so tired of being mogged no matter what

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 β„–95464[Reply]

Remember to go outside every now and again.
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 β„–95484

>>95478
Outside of any soulless urban hellscape

 β„–95486

>>95478
outside of nigga rape basements

 β„–95487

I always wake up too late and i miss the sun. Ill try and get up "early" tomorrow so i can go walk in nature

 β„–95499

I just moved into a dorm, and I don’t have a car, so I’m gonna be stuck in niggerhell until winter break

 β„–95500

But I like it in my house

 β„–95538

>>95484
I like urban aesthetics too unless it's crowded (like city center or something)


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 β„–95447[Reply]

Is there any hope left for people on the spectrum? I process social dynamics significantly slower than others. I get overwhelmed very quickly during social interactions and can never keep up. I only partly grasp irony. I can actually feel empathy, but I suck at to expressing it outwardly. Whenever I try to smalltalk, I invariably come across as some socially inept loser. I have frequently pushed myself into various social settings over the years, but unfortunately, things do not seem to improve.

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>>95447 (OP)
Yeah. Know many people who are really autistic with a good friend circle and a partner. Know just as many lonely ones too. It's just about not being a little socially avoidant sperg that freaks out about social interactions.

 β„–95535

no there isnt


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 β„–95178[Reply]

I'm genuinely retarded, I have ADHD, anxiety issues, constant crises, and I'm addicted to touching my cock, my phone, my PC, weed (not sure if I'm addicted to it doe) and nic. Im not sure if it's related but I only have a few friends and i'm genuinely so tired of them, I'm also tired of my family or even unknown people that don't interact with me. Even the slightest thing they do irritates me, I find them obnoxious, and I'm tired of being tired of people for no reason at all. Is there something I can genuinely do to fix some of this?

 β„–95183

>>95178 (OP)
Stop doing niggerweed and destroying your brain goyim

 β„–95185

>>95183
ngl that's true but I don't think weed is my problem I just rarely use it to cope a bit with my other addictions but as I said I'm don't think im actually addicted to it. and i don't think it's unhealthy on low doses lol, but I won't really smoke a lot since I don't wanna get addicted to more shit

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>as part of the adhd community, we don't claim him

 β„–95496

>>>95183
>I don't think weed is my problem
>ngl that's true
> i don't think it's unhealthy
>ngl that's true
>I don't think weed is my problem
>ngl that's true
> i don't think it's unhealthy
>ngl that's true
>I don't think weed is my problem
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>>95496
i swear I'm not that retarded nigga
>cut out all artificial dyes, flavorings, and sugars. no more corn syrup. drink only water. walk outside
You're right I've been working on that for a while and it's getting better, i used to have problems with sugar but now i don't really feel that urge to eat sugar, I barely do and my diet is pretty healthy. I will start going outside everyday and I have to since i need to walk my dawg and im considering starting doing exercise at home. My main issue is still ze phone and porn (I've been dealing with that for around 3-4 years now)

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>>95178 (OP)
stop using niggerweed, install whatever app to make ur phono less stimulating, get fucking hobbies and read some book o algo,
get better 'teen


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 β„–95409[Reply]

I've always wondered, our splinters talk about us and people from there post on the site. We talk about 4chan and people from here post on 4chan. But I've never seen a 4chan thread about Futaba channel or 4channers post on Futaba channel. Why's this? Aren't they meant to be cold blooded Japanese patriots?
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>>95410
they literally have a /jp/ board doe, you'd think atleast one of them tries to learn japanese

 β„–95424

Snca albeit

 β„–95501

>>95424
I care because it could result in the existence of 2chan raids

 β„–95502

>>95411
its all larp at the end of the day
<
they just like Japanese culture because they like hentai and video games

 β„–95505

doesn't futaba channel ban all non japanese ips

 β„–95506

>>95505
it's pretty easy to get around that


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 β„–95338[Reply]

>tfw shes not real
I had a dream today where I just was spending time with a girl, then I woke up and genuinely felt heaviness in my heart when I realized it was all my imagination.

 β„–95344

This is the best it will get for you thougheven

 β„–95494

Manifestation is real.
Abandon that heaviness and delude yourself and it'll become real.

also start jerking off all day and maybe rape people too das how u achieve chim and enlightenment and shiet nigga


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