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 β„–81089[Reply]

> doesnt watch porn
> doesnt talk to multiple women
> loves me
Is it that hard moids? Here comes the muhh chad sexual incels
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 β„–81128

xhes actually right you know

 β„–81178

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>> doesnt watch porn
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
>> loves me
>Is it that hard moids? Here comes the muhh chad sexual incels
I can do the #2 and probably the #3

 β„–81183

>>81089 (OP)
Are you in the US?
Hmu on dis @koorkevani assuming this is not a larp

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>>81089 (OP)
Nah, you just have to be semi attractive, white, and be into autistic hobbies so I feel confident. I can’t wait to get money and start making muh personality around edgy 2000’s raisin before it goes out of style to get some autistic bpd foid.

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>>81113
>This is like 90% of men
<doesnt watch porn
GEEEEEEG

 β„–81278

ME ME ME ME ME

"totally a joke guys"



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 β„–81133[Reply]

advice to any 'teen who wants to troon or become a faggot: don't do it
<reddit space
in three years or less, if you keep that lifestyle, your health will completely decline, either due to STDs but you naturally can't keep le heckin cute femboy looks when you're 35. no amount of hormones can beat time.

 β„–81269

I don't care, I'll be a cute femboy until I'm 35.

 β„–81275

>>81269
you'll die before then of superAIDS hopefully GEGG

 β„–81276

What if I find a loving male partner instead of going to gay blood orgies every week



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 β„–81274[Reply]

beep detected robot board boop. must post post on robot board beep.


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 β„–81136[Reply]

I need to get this off my chest because if I don't I might do something extremely retarded in the future and I don't want to.
<cope reddit reddit nigger nigger cope
Whenever I see a furry or any other weird person like that there's always the thought of
>oh what if they're not as bad as you think they are, maybe you could finally get a friend who understands you
The problem is I have SEEN what these people can do without moderation. I have seen drawn zoo, I have seen drawn scat porn, I have seen almost all of it. Of course I don't like it, but there's still that thought that tries to be positive about it all
>Yeah but this person clearly likes arts and crafts stuff like you, maybe you could stop being a slf and share some of it to this person. Maybe you'd have a long-lasting friendship or something.
<cope nigger nigger cope nigger reddit
I fucking hate it. It feels like I'm fighting between a wholesome 'jak who wants the world to be better and a schizo who's seen it all.
What can I do 'teens? I don't want to devolve into degeneracy. I already have too many demons to fight.
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>>81171
play some games with /v/ aryans or use the IRC

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>>81169
>96,3% for males and 80% for females
Holy shit that's bad. That's almost the entire community, which is both not surprising and surprising at the same time.

 β„–81174

>>81172
Sure, I could do that I guess. The only game I actually play nowadays is Worms Armageddon THOUGH

 β„–81175

>>81171
the only place i found people who actually talk to me regularly was at my local orthodox church
i been to a nondenominational church and I'm going to university but none of those people contact(ed) me very much outside of the occasion which i met them in
>>81173
yes thats why i dont talk to them
inherently this obsession with fantasy is repulsive
i knew a guy, that i met in elementary school, who was a weaboo, and on account of his anime and porn addictions he was completely unsalvageable
i caught him circlejerking with his friends streaming hentai porn over der 'cord """"""ironically"""""" and had to cut him off. Haven't spoken to the three of them since.

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>>81175
>Orthodox Church
I wish. The only thing like this in my country is a talk with a Lutheran priest, and they don't have the same aura as the Orthodox or Catholics. To them it's basically a job. There is however an Orthodox church near me. I may check it out someday and see what I can do there.
>inherently this obsession with fantasy is repulsive
I'd argue that it's not just the furries. Most of the modern world believes in fantasy more than reality itself, and if you so much as deny their "reality" they call you names and try to end you socially. It reminds me of a quote from an Orthodox priest about this, it's picrel.
>i knew a guy, that i met in elementary school, who was a weaboo, and on account of his anime and porn addictions he was completely unsalvageable
>i caught him circlejerking with his friends streaming hentai porn over der 'cord """"""ironically"""""" and had to cut him off. Haven't spoken to the three of them since.
That's pretty bad. Why is it always the weebs who do shit like this?
Somewhat related, but there's a guy at my school who seems mentally disabled, and when I worked with him together I saw that he had vtuber shorts on his YT page. I was slightly concerned, but he definitely looks the part in my opinion.

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>>81169
i can't help but wonder… how many of those female respondents were trannies?



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 β„–81266[Reply]

i don't want to do anything for some reason

 β„–81268

shut down the computer and walk outside
Drink water



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 β„–81261[Reply]

So 'boys it's time to tell you stories! If you want to, you can make this type of threads.
Soystories Time!!!


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 β„–80852[Reply]

Life with bpd, even if it's not severe is hell.
I am in remission, but I still feel empty and depressed every one or two weeks, sometimes for three days straight.
Worst of all, I'm being randomly mean and rude to my irl best friend for no reason sometimes. He's a soyteen but rarely posts and if anything he lurks on soy and qa.
In spite of all that I still live a fairly normal life. I'm lucky to have supportive family and the aforementioned friend with seemingly endless patience.

Feel free to ask me anything by el way
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>>80889
I'm glad for you man. I also started picking up new hobbies, I try to not interact as much with the shitty thoughts so I don't spiral back into it. It's hard, but like you said it's the right way to do it.
Did therapy help? Would you recommend it? I heard mixed opinions, for some it saved lives for some it was just waste of money. Where I am the wait times are either months or you gotta pay a lot, so it's a big commitment.

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>>80890
That's good, keep it up. See if you can find anyone who shares your interests so you can talk about them. Hobbies involving any kind of creating like drawing, crafting, etc. are very rewarding imo.
<reddit space
And yeah therapy semi-helped. It really depends on the therapist but specially how much of your personal life you're willing to share. Getting things off your chest helps a lot.
Then again, a simple good friend could be the best therapist as long as the said friend is trustworthy and patient. So my advice to you would be to try to pull yourself out of the mud if you can, otherwise seek therapy if the therapist is good and you are willing to spend money.

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>>80900
*creation
Fuck my ESL life

 β„–80908

do/did you have a fp

 β„–81054

>>80908
Yes, my irl friend

 β„–81258

>>81054
was it a woman



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 β„–81253[Reply]

SNCA rant but i'll try to keep it short.

most of my problems come from within, as in, i am severely mentally ill and i have pretty fucked up and cynical worldviews altogheter.

Porn and BP as a whole helped me form those views, got EPI as you can expect. it was worse back then, now im more "sober"

and i what i mean by sober is, realistic. i don't deserve nothing, i don't owe anyone nothing, nobody owes me nothing either, i just have to do stuff in my own.

in detail, im just a Misanthropic cynical and Paranoid, i can't form relationships, and i have almost to no friends. im just not going too deep into it because im lazy.

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 β„–81254

dont put your email in the email field blud πŸ’€

 β„–81256

Go out into the world more. Seriously. Nothing's going to change if you don't change. Alternatively, think of it this way; most normies are like stale bread, they're boring. Unless you're going to spout full on Nazi shit to them, they won't care.
If you want something easy that works on people, either engage with someone in small talk, or ask someone for something simple like a pencil (this does work in improving relationships. Benjamin Franklin did this).
Most importantly, be hopeful and don't go back to your old ways when something doesn't go as planned. It's life. You're not going to be successful the first time. Just try again and hope for the best.



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 β„–81224[Reply]

I’m thinking about getting a cat to cure my loneliness.
>
Any recommendations? Any personal experience to share?
Are there good β€œbreeds” of cats? Better to have a male or female? One, two, or multiple? Anything else I should know when considering?
>
I could ask Google for advice and I have but now I want personal anecdotes.
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>>81235
It is, but it's still something that OP needs to know. Male cats don't run around as much

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>>81233
Tsmt. Also don't get scottish folds either, these guys all suffer from a genetic mutation that leads to severe and painful issues as they get older.

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>>81231
Drive me insane how?
>>81230
What do you think is a good ratio of quality meat food to goyfeed store food?
>>81231
Good info on breeds, I’m very slightly allergic and don’t want any crazy personality so I might look for one like in the OP lol
>>81236
I would actually like playing with the animal instead of just watching it sit there. I just don’t want puppy levels of activity.

>

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 β„–81240

I know there’s not much choice appart from it, but do you really want to be a lonely guy with a cat :(

 β„–81241

>>81240
Better than being a lonely guy without a cat.
Also allegedly pets are a good convo starter with foids and being good with animals is a green flag o algo

 β„–81242

>>81239
>Drive me insane how?
By bothering your ass on any occasion until you figure something out. It's a given, but it's especially bad when the cat is picky about toys, then you have to guess what the cat wants.
>What do you think is a good ratio of quality meat food to goyfeed store food?
Preferably dry slop food and real meat for the wet variant. Change the diet into full goyslop ONCE and you could end up with a cat that only wants to eat goyslop (it's really addicting for cats)
>Good info on breeds, I’m very slightly allergic and don’t want any crazy personality so I might look for one like in the OP lol
Remember that fur patterns are a spectrum when it comes to allergies. Orange cats should be fine for example, not sure about tuxedos or the white-red-black calicos. Black fur is usually a good metric, but your mileage may vary.
>I would actually like playing with the animal instead of just watching it sit there. I just don’t want puppy levels of activity.
Just keep in mind that a white cat could suddenly act out because it can't hear shit and only uses vibrations to analyze the world. Orange cats look cute but can be extremely retarded. Tuxedo and calico cats are nice in my experience, but again, your mileage may vary.



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 β„–81200[Reply]

whats with the normgroids invading my truecel board

 β„–81202

lynch every fakecel

 β„–81207

Ev&doe this is a self help board

 β„–81220

>>81207
nigger the help is TALKING TO FELLOW TRUECELS, i dont need to hear some goodlifer normie trying to give me advice when we live in completely seperate realities

 β„–81221

sharty was always a normalfag imageboard site, truecels will never have a place of their own and will always be left alone

 β„–81222

>>81220
Fair but still, you cant expect everyone here to be a truecel



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 β„–81215[Reply]

Why are moids so evil?

 β„–81216

baited me award

 β„–81217

wtb oot em detiab siht

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 β„–81076[Reply]

'Teens, reccomend me /calm/ things to do to feel less anxious and stressed
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 β„–81134

If you’re seriously disciplined and have good self control, niggerweed in small amounts can really help with all that shit.
Just don’t let it become anything more than weekly.

 β„–81143

>>81076 (OP)
Gregorian church choirs

 β„–81146

>>81083
>>81081
>>81079
>>81077
Tsmt
<Unoriginal content saar! you have been muted for 0 seconds or however the second is timed.

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>>81079
nga just go outside

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bike

 β„–81214

reading good books



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 β„–81002[Reply]

Day 0 of Monk Mode:
I'm going to try and actually improve my life again before I waste another college semester doing nothing. My goals are:
-No gooning
-No porn
-No/Less ChinkTok + Plebbit + any other goyfeed algos
-Catch up with studying for my classes (months behind, haven't gone to any of my lectures geg)
-Read more
-Finish the Game Development course I've been putting off for months
-Lose weight, ideally 165lb->135lb by July
-Anything else I think of later
I'm going to be posting regularly to this thread and anyone else that wants to participate here can as well. I might also make a weekly thread for improvement/looksmaxxing/venting if there's any interest
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 β„–81016

i was in the same place as you. you need to know that the key to failure is trying to accomplish everything at once. shrink those goals; start with only one, the most important to you, which is probably studying. continue the rest until you have stabilized yourself in one habit

best of luck

 β„–81017

>>81008
my healthiest weight according to soyience is something like 120 and i want to be dicked down so hard :3
t.wink

 β„–81020

OP here. I gooned to tranny porn while scrolling on tiktok on my phone, plebbit on another tab, and instagram reels on my ipad while also skipping classes while also having chatgpt read out my reddit and instagram reels feed so i dont have to read it while also procrastinating on the game development course while also eating a big fat fucking pizza while not thinking of anything to add for later.

 β„–81021

>>81020
Better then what i did

 β„–81031

>>81006
Thanks man
>>81008
5’9, Target weight is 135. Both are technically within a healthy BMI, I just want to be less skinny fat
>>81010
Thanks, I’ll look into this. I already have a website blocker but it’s only for Brave, not my entire computer
>>81016
I tried focusing on one at a time but a lot of these play into each other. Like whenever I would goon or scroll ChinkTok I had less motivation to do anything else for the rest of the day. I want to prioritize studying, I just picked something to do in my downtime that isn’t those things.
<
Thanks for all the advice, I just woke up and I’m about to start day 1, see you β€˜teens in a few hours

 β„–81213


>>81031
>I tried focusing on one at a time but a lot of these play into each other. Like whenever I would goon or scroll ChinkTok I had less motivation to do anything else for the rest of the day. I want to prioritize studying, I just picked something to do in my downtime that isn’t those things.
i had this too though. you are right to believe and behave this way, but don't be like me (obsessive and complusive) and think that you HAVE to do something to get another thing. for exampl, don't fall into the trap of thinking that you HAVE to stop masturbating to be able to start studying; be flexible, do as much as of something (or stop something to a certain degree) as is necessary to get your goals

i hope it makes sense



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 β„–81190[Reply]

Literally 30 years alone.
Actual khv.
And there are jewish and muslim pedophiles that enjoy torturing and raping children to death.
The incomprehensiblity of this world is so far beyond something even worth attempting.

 β„–81191

it does hurt knowing pedophile kikes get to live good off of their gentile slaves (like us) and are able to rape and murder without repercussion.

our only options are to let them continue raping our society and futures, or do something

 β„–81192

>>81191
My fellow goycattle have rejected me. Even if I was a hero, they would not have my back.

 β„–81194

You goyim at least have the excuse of being oppressed in your own countries.
You know it's truly over when you're a Jewish virgin.
Happy valentines!
fml

 β„–81196

>>81194
Chudcel, jewish women are psyop from birth to get railed and have a gazillion baby's for each chud murdered in the hallacloaster.
<reddit
Are you actually tryna tell me you are that cooked? Im 3o blud
Being muh oppressed minority means nothing anymore..

 β„–81203

join a gay choir im sure they’ll accept you

 β„–81212

>>81203
suicide would be better



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 β„–81040[Reply]

I just spent an hour infront the door of the girl i love. She kicked me out because she fell asleep and did not feel comfortable with a man in the house plus she was not very sober. I know i should be angry and i should be but this girl is the one i want to live with. We both love cooking, history, have the same youtube recommendations page, we love our cats, shes 5'3 im 6'1 so yeah opposites directions but similar distance from average height, i love her i love her i love her i love her.
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>>81106
geg wait for 2 hours next time dude im sure she wants you. Seriously though don't do that again don't waste your time that is extremely cringe and from the way you are describing her she seems a little mentally damaged but if you want to lose lifeforce for this girl you do you playa

 β„–81151

>>81123
Idc nigger

 β„–81152

Holy fucking height difference, go ACK yourself right now

 β„–81182

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>>81151
>i love her i love her i love her i love her.

 β„–81205

>>81040 (OP)
That’s normal foid behaviour you retard, she has to trust you a LOT more before she can let you in without fearing anything. Just don’t mention the fact you stood there for an hour like a dumbass.

 β„–81211

>>81040 (OP)
youll have an er child together sweet



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