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 №76394[Reply]

My parents want me to go on a trip with them and some of my cousins tomorrow to Korea but I don't wanna go. I'm so brutally ugly I've been trying to limit my interaction with people outside and maximize my time inside, the only times I'm outside is when I go to the gym and my wagie job. On top of that I've been lying about my grades in college and they think they are way better than they actually are (I'm pretty much retarded). I just feel guilty about leeching their money and lying to them and being a worthless son so I have been trying to slowly ween my way out of their lives and plan to move out in a year. Basically I'm just wondering what I should say to them as an excuse to not go without saying that im a liar and too ugly to be seen outside geg. I've denied other trips around the world before to austria, peru, mexico because my family loves to go traveling and this time they are pretty much forcing me to go.
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 №76474

>>76394 (OP)
If you were to not go on the trip, what would you do in that time? If you don't know or you know you would just be wasting time on the internet or whatever you do, then 100% go with them on the trip. If you know you will be doing something productive, then I still advise you to go with them on the trip because it will strengthen the relationship you have with your family.

 №76476

You can't fuck some young korean cutie patootie hooker while you're there?

 №76477

>>76414
Just go jfc

 №76490

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>>76474
I ended up not going and staying with my dad here

 №76519

>>76490
Massive faggot

 №76522

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>>76519
fuck you nigger
<un ore igenal


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 №76382[Reply]

tell me a spicy secret about yourself
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 №76423

>>76385
wtf did he do to deserve that kek

>>76413
howd you even pass that off? did you just go to a doctor and get a false examination?

 №76426

I kicked an autistic kid into a table being he was being a jartynigger and his fat ass wedged into the table and it hit the teacher and she apparently cried for a whole hour

 №76442

>>76382 (OP)
i want to rape OP

 №76446

>>76423
I just lied about having a headache and dizziness every single morning. I think my parents knew about a month in, but couldn't be bothered. I spent most of my time on the 'blox and YouTube instead, but still somehow kept up decent grades up until Year 10 and it began to really fuck me over

 №76469

>>76413
my parents chased me for having an attendance of 70% and i thought that was bad… kudos for pulling that off geg

 №76470

i gooned to bbc


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 №76525[Reply]

How does one cope knowing they will never experience this?

 №76526

old bait

 №76528

>>76526
not bait doe

 №76529

There's literally nothing special in highschool relationships, they're entirely based off of looks and last at most a few months.

 №76530

Old ‘toss
>
Btw some loser had to sneakingly take this picture so he could fornicate to it with his gooning buddies after posting it on 4cuck

 №76535

0/10 bait .g g


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 №76416[Reply]

Have (You) ever destroyed catboy bussy?
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 №76489

bibbicy ahh

 №76492

nick fuentes ahh

 №76495

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>>76416 (OP)
pooner bait post
>>76487
>>76489
>>76492
>

 №76499

>>76495
clittler baitpostdoe

 №76504

>>76416 (OP)
I'm bi so yeah

 №76512

A.k.a: Have you ever inserted your penis inside some dude's dirty anus?


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 №76176[Reply]

what makes this board so "anti-sex"?
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like a few months ago there was this /qa/tard that i helped introduce this board to and he constantly clittyleaked over his friend getting a girlfriend. like really nigga? youre gonna break a friendship over your friend not being a truecel anymore?
<
even recently i was reading a old thread on the catty and a guy had a good point:
>legit, all they do is cry about sex and masturbation then get mad when someone has game lmfo
like yeah yall gotta take a chillpill fr
<
i get it though that promiscuity and masturbation are bad but i think its worse to be some white knight incel soldier that hates the thought of anything sexual. soften up a bit, yknow
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 №76328

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You wouldn't believe what'd happened in the months since!
But (I) wouldn't tell you.
Unless (you) ask me to.

 №76372

>>76327
it was a prostitute?

>>76328
sure tell me about it

 №76424

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>>76372
Yes, it was.
Eventually, he's done his deed, to my disappointment since he told me about it weeks after, which has lead me to somewhat snapping three weeks later and replying to his first voice message with something like "eugheuheu that's a good 'oxing material", after which he did the expected and 'nished me for a month. During said month, I did post the vague 'ox or /raid/ (it didn't even have his phone number or home addy GEEEEEG), which has gone as well as you might expect. I also wanted to try out a burner account to get to him as a different person. The accounts did cost little to nothing in crypto, so I've decided to purchase some. Out of idiocy, I chose a buyer with a high lowest cost of trade, so it went weird and I've practically scammed myself out of ~130€. After a month of aforementioned brimmy shenanigans, he has suddenly returned.
Now, after he's managed to snap me into being attracted to males at a vulnerable point of my studying, the quarrels are almost nonexistent. Good grief, what a year…

 №76428

You can also refer to >>69972. I made that one too.

 №76429

>>76428
Damn you did that?

 №76430

Yup. I 'aped the 'illow.


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 №76147[Reply]

I've had 3 gfs, i just noticed a pattern
>the first one was 18, i was 16
>second one was 23 when i was 18
>current one is 20, im 19
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 №76358

is the first one pedophilc?

 №76363

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>is the first one pedophilc? fuggen pedo

 №76365

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>>76147 (OP)
>has a (((girlfriend)))
>uses sharty
thats called an oxymoron you faggot

 №76366

>>76365
This isn't your shitty indian incel forum

 №76375

>>76365
go back. this is a advice board not a shitskin board

 №76422

>>76358
no, we were only two years apart


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 №64913[Reply]


ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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 №73858

>>73832
it's like well over half as found in a /soy/ thread earlier today

 №75403


What mental retardation do you have?

 №75410

>>75403
you forgot faggotry as an option so guess i have to pick normalFAG

 №75420

>>75403
how do you think being a normalfag is a lie?

 №76377

datamining goes up

 №76390

>>75403
larp poll


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 №76212[Reply]

Every single one of you fakecel, failed normgroid sub-humans on this board should suicide en masse. You have friends, relationships, and people to surround yourself with, some of us have absolutely nothing. Not a single friend. Not a single person to lean on. Nothing. Disgusting, abrasive freaks to the very nature in which we were designed to live within. We turn a blind-eye to social inclinations sown into our very fiber, you indulge in it like a fat fucking glutton. A fat, disgusting pig. Yet you complain? Whine? Moan? You all make me sick. You won't die alone, some of us will. Go back to TikTok or whatever or filthy platforms you crawled from. Filth. Newnigger, immigrant filth. You will never be a 'teen. You are a bastardized normie, an in-between of social media kikery and truth.
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 №76227

>>76212 (OP)
>waaah waaaah im a incel who wants to wallow in my own mire

 №76239

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I hugged so many girls in high school

 №76243

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>Every single one of you fakecel, failed normgroid sub-humans on this board should suicide en masse. You have friends, relationships, and people to surround yourself with, some of us have absolutely nothing. Not a single friend. Not a single person to lean on. Nothing. Disgusting, abrasive freaks to the very nature in which we were designed to live within. We turn a blind-eye to social inclinations sown into our very fiber, you indulge in it like a fat fucking glutton. A fat, disgusting pig. Yet you complain? Whine? Moan? You all make me sick. You won't die alone, some of us will.

 №76337

>>76212 (OP)
its the opposite, we normgroids are happy, fufilled, we have friends and family members to support us and we have goals and abmitions we're happy to chase. While you're a blackpilled incel with no reason to live, so end it faggot and shut the fuck up

 №76346

>>76212 (OP)
I can be friends with you.

 №76438

>YOU MVST BE A DISGUSTING INDIAN TRUECEL WITH NO FRIENDS TO BE A REAL SOYTEEN


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 №76354[Reply]

I can't shut my brain off for a second im in a constant state of worry and anxiety about work literally impossible for me to chill out unless i drink or jerk off neither of which help me obviously

 №76356

its getting so bad im having difficulty breathing i know i need to quit my vices but my anxiety literally wont let me because then im thinking again

 №76367

>>76354 (OP)
Try learning how to meditate

 №76371

prayer and maybe also some therapy

 №76373

>>76354 (OP)
i relate to ts

 №76374

>>76354 (OP)
read heckin nietzsche and become a non chalant stoic


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 №76352[Reply]

i just gooned after a while of not gooning. is it over for me o algo

 №76355

time to ropemaxx


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 №70511[Reply]

I cry while listening to imagine dragons.
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 №75847

I cry whenever i see dragons…

 №75938

gagshsakakkffff

 №75962

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Image dragon.

 №76240

jdjdjfjnenendntmtmtkfkkffffcc

 №76244

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I imagine dragons while I cry

 №76348

Gemmy thread go up


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 №76195[Reply]

need advice

 №76236

well, what type of advice? are you just shy? do you not go outside much?
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if you can find your issue, you will find your solution. do the basic self-help advice of gym/hobby/school/work. become someone who has self control and self sufficiency.

 №76237

you have to know them first as a friend. you dont cold approach you warm approach.

 №76306

I’m a (bio) girl, if you tell me what exactly you struggle with I can try to help

 №76321

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>>76236
>>76306
Just feel like it’s awkward approaching someone not trying to be corny introducing myself. Just looking for a conversation if I’m bored as shit.

 №76324

>>76195 (OP)
idk anything about girls or dating but i recommend getting rich or getting a good income before dating

 №76342

>>76321
Hmm the way I manage to make friends is usually to point out something they’re doing that I also like. If I saw someone drawing I’d go up to them and ask what they’re drawing. Obviously you might get unlucky and get someone that doesn’t want to talk, but in my experience people are usually happy to see someone interested in their activity. It’s a risk you need to take imo.
<reddit space
Do you have any hobbies? Is it something you could find someone doing in public?


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 №62221[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

I wanna ask you guys some advice, or really I just want to talk about this and get some opinions, there's this girl in my 3rd block class in school (accounting) and I suppose you could say I have a bit of a crush on her, the thing is I haven't even talked to her, she sits in the row behind me pretty close to me and it feels like shes all I can think about every time I see her, she seems nice but shes really quiet and doesn't talk to anyone, we have the same lunch period and she always sits completely alone as do I so I was thinking I could try talking to her there by asking if I could sit with her but I'm very worried she'll find me weird or annoying, I'm also a bit worried she might be a mega toxic liberal o algo since she has bright blue hair and a bunch of piercings but its not my biggest worry, i couldn't even really tell you what I like about her she just seems so perfect, shes kind of short but not super short, a little bit chubby, she's probably around my age but I'm pretty sure shes a little older, and she always has this look on her face that I just love, I don't stare or anything like a retarded gigasperg but I always find myself looking at her at lunch evendoe she never notices me, I'm just worried she'll think I'm boring or weird since I don't really stand out at all, I'm tall but I don't do any sports or anything so I really am just a boring person I guess, I don't know I just want your guys' opinions or advice about this, thanks for reading
<
I don't actually know her name either but I think I once heard the teacher call it and it was a nice name, she might've been talking about another girl albeit
>inb4 fakecel faggot
I've never had a girlfriend or anything but I'm not a total truecel since girls do sometimes talk to me for answers on assignments or to ask me how tall I am
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 №73959

>>73877
He’s 6ft and got a junkyard-tier whore. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

 №73961

>>73877
you seem like you are just cold approaching women and asking them out when they barely even know you. no wonder why they barely respond

 №73968

444th repepe

 №73976

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>>73968
z7YbtpEy gem

 №73981

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>>73968
total z7YbtpEy win

 №76333

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so, are they worth dating? have you ever dated one?, if so, how did it go? pros; cons, strategies to keep them from leaving, etc.,


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 №76171[Reply]

id tell my old self to lock in and stop trying to be a people pleaser
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 №76289

All of your "friends" are homosexuals and for the love of God, stop acting like a huge sperg

 №76308

I'd call him a faggot and laugh

 №76311

i would tell him to stop looking at porn because "you'll destroy your self-image and self-esteem and not be able to view yourself and many things in the same way ever again"

 №76315

Probably nothing

 №76320

Be more social and stop trying to get into stupid bullshit

 №76326

>>76171 (OP)
lock in and stop being a lazy faggot


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 №75833[Reply]

Marge what happened to the image?

 №75837

It's just your internet being slf

 №76298

>>75833 (OP)
it used to be this cute pepe holding a heart but the file is long gone now


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