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 β„–80947[Reply]

Somebody said I looked like shaggy, but I'm worried I actually look like a pooner. AI sloppa instead of original picture because I don't wanna dox myself or something.

 β„–80948

yeah jsid

 β„–80949

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>>80948
>no
<arrow
>which
<means
>you
<are
>baiting
<me

 β„–80987

did you take a picture of yourself and told ai to make it anime? cause if so then you look a hell lot like shaggy

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>>80987
>did you take a picture of yourself and told ai to make it anime?
<I think I asked it to ghibli it when it was a huge meme
<I used AI sloppa here because I didn't want to risk getting doxxed or something
<Even told IsraelGPT it to change the background just in case
>Yeah I guess looking like shaggy is better than looking a pooner trooner



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 β„–80956[Reply]

I finally started to improve, last week was maybe the most productive week of my life, then today i couldn't go to school and spent the entire day doing fuck all on my computer and gooned three times, genuinely the worst day of this year so far, fuck my chud life

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colour

 β„–80966

it's okay there's lows and highs everywhere and it will always be like that, just show up tommorow and before you can even think about it you'll be back being productive

 β„–80977

>>80956 (OP)
never goon
>>80959
fuck you color faggot kill yourself you nigger. Inferior! himmler will execute you, subhuman!

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>>80977
colour is superior.



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 β„–77980[Reply]

Epi fucked with my mind and life
when I was around 6 I saw sonic vore on YouTube, it aroused me and I couldn't stop, eventually I stopped between 9-11 until returned again at 11 and wasn't able to stop till nowdays
It led to me joining furry erp servers when I was 11 Wich further groomed and fucked with my mind

EPI gave me gender dysphoria (sometimes I feel like I want to be a women even doe I know I will never be one)
EPI made me a fucking gay faggot
EPI made me into vore, rape and other darker shit that makes me feel ashamed and makes me feel horrible

I just need to say this because I can't bare this unbearable weight, all of this led to me having a burning hatred for pedophiles and troons
But I just can't fucking stop
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I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WHEN I WAS EARLY 16 BECAUSE THAT STUFF WAS HECKIN REAL AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN ALIVE. IK I DID IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG OR THAT IT WASN'T ILLEGAL BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW ENDED UP LOOKING UP SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

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Visit a shrink.

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>>80955
watched cp award πŸ₯‡

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>>80958
It wasn't 'p doe but it's still messed up

 β„–80978

OP here

 β„–80980

I did get some shit fixed tough
reversed my gender dysphoria, reversed and I am now attracted to irl human proportions, instead of house sized boobas



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 β„–80321[Reply]

is there anyone in a worse spot than me?

>high school dropout

>KHHV
>no friends, not even online
>no talents
>5'4
>hideously ugly (i look similar to second picrel)
>giga recessed chin
>87 iq
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>>80344
I believe you. I'm the same except I'm not a high school dropout and I'm 5'10.

 β„–80925

play brawlhalla

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>>80925
that game died for me when they nerfed greatsword

 β„–80940

starving african kids in Zimbabwe

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>>80940
tsmt. You HAVE to live like this at some point or end up nowhere in life
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUH LOOKS N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! MUH BEEPEE!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THAT EVERY NEGATIVE THING I SAY IS TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>80941
die you fucking retard, what is this boomercuck way of thinking? There's always someone who has it worse than you, why should those kids complain when there's a little Chinese boy who lives in an iron lung and gets fed crushed up jellyfish for all his meals. This nigga is literally having heart palpitations are you telling him "muh kids in africa" just kill yourself faggot



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 β„–80952[Reply]

even prostitutes ghost me


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What does taking meds feel like and how does it affect you?
Im starting to think taking anti-depressants are the only way now. I know that I need to have a goal in life, to actively create and learn new skills. I need to have a good consistent schedule and have good healthy habits, but I just lack the motivation and discipline to do it.
For years ive tried to be the person I want to be but failed and just rotted doing nothing. My laziness is so bad I dont think its even a laziness issue, atleast lazy people get some stuff done but I cant get anything done, I sometimes just end up rotting in bed like a paralyzed person. And even on rare periods where I feel happy by having good habits and taking care of myself, suicidal and self-hateful thoughts come back to me and just ruin my motivation. I constantly ruminate about my flaws and self hate. Sometimes the ruminations get so bad I start believing delusions and try to ack. Ive been reflecting on why im like this and i dont think this is simple laziness maybe im just depressed and i need meds for it.
Im thinking if i take meds, my obsessive ruminations will stop and I will feel sleepy and a bit numbed so I can easily do tasks without my thoughts overcomplicating and negatively analyzing everything
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>>80821
yeah thanks, ill just try my absolute best and use all of my willpower for trying to be happy and healthy without lobotomypills, but still after one month of healthy and disciplined behavoiur, if im still unhappy with constant negative thoughts, what other options are there expect pills?

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>>80818
>>chronic stress, lack of stimuli and challenge, lack of meaningful connections, unnatural and uncomfortable environment.
>You can certainly fix simple things like the simple conditions you described but deep things like trauma, past mistakes, deep self hatred and other complicated human thoughts need pills or some other complicated therapy
How do you even come by trauma without stimuli retard?
And you're depressed because of a lack of challenge, but 'muh trauma and I cant do anything brb poppin pills', isnt 'trauma' or whatever a suitable challenge?
>>80822
Get a car and drive, football, catch, nigga anything that engages coordination.
Take an predator, the 3 things (introspection, reflection, situational awareness) serve the purpose of catching prey. (a goal) You dont have a goal and so they serve no purpose (unrealistic goals dont count, theyre preemptive excuses for failure)
This is why you're A GOYIM: whereas a predator uses and has command over his cognitive abilities to serve his goal, you have no command over them because there is no goal, thus, like a toddler, the first emotion to enter your mind makes use of them instead.
A person like (You) could go from having a stomach ache to suicidal ideation, because the unpleasant sensation is the only thing to focus on.
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>>80819
You got this OP

 β„–80882

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I'd honestly shill for a lot of drugs probably more than the average user here but PLEASE OP do not take these anti-depressant drugs all the normie shit about "it turns me into le zombie" is actually REAL for this kind of stuff dont become an SSRI mutant creature just thug it out.
<drugnigger space
If you are depressed its probably something you can FIX if you are sad its probably for a reason. What >>80811 said is very highIQ….. you most likely are just purposeless you need to find hobbies and not ruminate on your depression. This isn't something you can think your way out of, you just to have to physically do things to get out of this rut. DON'T GIVE UP OP I BELIEVE IN YOU WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

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>>80881
>>80827
>>80882
thanks for the support guys, today i was having a depressive episode but through small steps like making my bed and brushing my teeth, i managed to get enough momentum to take a walk outside and exercise which made me feel great
>and not ruminate on your depression. This isn't something you can think your way out of, you just to have to physically do things to get out of this rut
This is very true, when im stuck in a depressive episode stuck in constant rumination I would just stop thinking and start jumping around and laughing like a literal retard, its a bit cringe but it makes me feel better
For tips I would like to give to other people experiencing similar things, dont ruminate, dont think and when a ruminating thought appears trying to pull you into a depressive episode, repeat to yourself or write on a sticky note, "this thoughts are not real, they are intrusive delusions" and focus on the physical world around you, when i was outside and i did this, felt amazing seeing the sunshine and blue sky without any depressing thoughts, just simply focusing on the beauty, dont engage and feed depressing thoughts and then do easy steps like taking a walk and exercising, then move onto the real productive stuff which requires deep focus

 β„–80945

Try drawing something kinonit will make you feel proud. Or maybe go camping in a tent and cook some food in the wild shoulf be chillin.
<
One time i felt really down i dont even remember why so i went out to the near forest sat down on top of a hill and started drawing ranfom shit, listening to music on a JBL and daydrinking vodka(you could skip that), felt better after it



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 β„–77594[Reply]

My little sister, who is underaged, is having a breakdown right now because she found out that there are naked photos of herself online. I don't even know what to say.

There have been a multitude of things that have been utterly, irreconcilably disgusting about my family. Incidents that have left me completely disturbed and bereft, but this takes the cake.

I know this sounds awful, but I just hate her. She is such a moron to share those photos with anyone. To make it worse, she is mean. She is the meanest person I have ever met and makes it her life goal to torment me while I still live here. She makes sure to tell me every day how pathetic I am and how worthless my life is and how much better she is. And now she goes and does something like this. I hate her so much. I wish I didn't, hate is such a nasty feeling, but I do.

I should have known this was going to happen. I knew she was posting lewd photos to the internet. I told her to stop, I told my parents about it, but nothing happened because nothing I have to say MATTERS. Because I'm just a PRUDE. We had an argument about this before, you know. They just told me to shut up, to stop being a sexist. Why do I even bother to try and help.

I am completely at a loss. I have lost all faith for this world. This world is such a nasty, disgusting, filthy place. I don't know how I am expected to live. I can't even handle the basic mundanity of modernity. I just don't belong here.

I love all things innocent, I wish my life was virtuous and free from sin. My whole life is an effort to regain my lost innocence. Yet every time I gain even a tiny amount of innocence back, it is violently taken from me.
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^rapist above me

 β„–80928

My sister and I just got into another fight because she had been fighting with my mother.

>Says she wants me dead

>Says I provide nothing to this house
>Says I have no friends
>Says if she had a gun she would shoot me on the face

 β„–80929

just kill her and frame it as a suicide

 β„–80930

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>>80928
You really need to understand she is young and retarded, we all were (albeit female and full of hormones or whatever). Even if you hate her fucking guts, be nice to her. I don't know why she hates you this much but there either is a reason or she is just female and retarded. You also have to understand, if you let her walk all over you, she will keep doing it.

I am going to assume the latter here, and honestly the best thing can do is just give her gifts and be a punching bag for a little while longer. Yes it sucks, yes it's terrible and would never put up with a bitch like that but if you start treating her like your xister, like family. Then maybe she will start to respect you and even care for you. Fighting with her is not the answer, it will be a never ending cycle that you have to break. Whenever you start talking to her be nice be, and an older brother who cares for his sister. Offer to buy her some food or give her a stuffed animal or next time she gets mad offer to drive her around to cool off (ofc the nuclear option is alcohol but thats up to you king). Even if she throws it away or gets rid of it, there is always a thought that counts. I understand that you must hate your fucking sister but niggga at least make her neutral towards you instead of hating you for the rest of your life. If you want to repair your relationship or at the minimum get her to stfu everyday then this is probably the best opportunity you will get as shes in such a emotionally vulnerable state.

Next I think you need to have a different mindset about life. Now, I'm not gonna tell you to read the bible or some raisin but start taking control of it. Have a goal and follow it so long as it leads you forward. For me that is joining the military. You can laugh at me all want but i've had to think about

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>>80930
>geg I accidentally clicked post
…about it for a while and yeah this is the best thing for me. I'll have a place to stay, food, friends, a job which can get me a car and I can start buying things, etc, etc. Then when I feel like it I can go do whatever else I want in life.
>Why did I just explain all this?
It gives me a choice, I can choose where I want to go next in life. Whether that's back to college or working somewhere else that's up to me. You need to hold onto something, that just makes you think of the bigger picture up ahead in life that makes you want to fight for it.

Which will hopefully lead you to respecting yourself as a person with values and get into my final point. You are stronger and more powerful than your sister (this doesn't mean kill her nigga). I think it would be better if you thought of your sister more like a injured puppy or something. Shes just weak and frail, striking out at whatever she can to make herself feel better. She doesn't matter, what matters is you and YOUR future.
<THE END?
One thing I want to point out is that next time you get into a fight, and you want to really try and fix the relationship with your sister is to go full emotional on her. Or geg next time you talk to her in private talk about how much you love her and she's your sister and that you're sorry this happened to her. Say like AND BE SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAY THIS BECAUSE THIS IS HUGE IN HER MIND "No matter how much you hate me or any of us, you're still my sister. I don't want to lose you". As gay as that sounds that will be a HUGE pill to drop on her, just stand there and look at her as you say that and try to make it as awkward as possible to burn it in her mind. Stand there crying if you have to. I know you fucking HATE your sister but just fake it, as hard as you can. Look at her as a weak puppy trying to kill itself, you can't have that can you? Or even better, just convince yourself in this next week your sister is going to kill herself then work up the courage to have a "talk" with her about how much you love her. Make sense? Do whatever it takes to get what you want.
<SCHIZO RANT OVER
Honestly if you can't reconcile just do your own thing niga and get a gf and go to her house andPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>80930
>>80933
Same guy here, just making a comment about the whole "getting goals/future" thing. I'm just trying to give the idea that, you have to believe you are worth something, you are working towards things and shouldn't be walked on. Have pride in yourself, even if your sister calls you a retarded nigger, you are not that. You know you're not that so who cares, she's just an obsessed fnf pedo.



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 β„–80424[Reply]

Hey boys! Double Ds here! I unapologetically have massive boobs and it makes my life so much better and easier! Everything is better when you do it with massive tits! I love how bouncy they are when I run or how biyant they are when I swim! I love how many discounts I get just by showing them to people! Being bug-titted is a blessing like no other! Seriously, how can lesser women even compete?

Also the nipples are good not that weird dinner plate decal looking knes some people have.

 β„–80429

send boobs and vagine maam

 β„–80717

Small-titted "women" could never compete with my massive slambags!

 β„–80921

>>80429
That's a child character from Clifford the Big Red Dog



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 β„–74355[Reply]

I don't usually post here but I don't know where else

I think this girl at my school might be into me

She's an aspie as well as me but is a masker and hangs around with normcucks

I've caught her staring at me multiple times and trying to make direct eye contact with me (she's also mimiced my actions and where possible faced towards me a few times)

Problem is I'm the exact same to her

All contact has been non-verbal but I think she is up to something
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>>77777
gucci mane gem

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>>77790
Foid chuds aren't real, Amelia is from a videogame, there is no chance she went on /r9k/ she probably just wants to talk to you

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>>77813
I also posted it on /soy/ albeit

 β„–77947

chud tell me that you talked to her please

 β„–77953

just fuck her already bro I told you this like 2 weeks ago

 β„–80909

>>74365
do this
>>74417
everything happens for a reason BLEACHEDcaca



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 β„–80877[Reply]

There's nothing more nigger, leftist, and socially resentful than hating the police.

 β„–80878

>>80877 (OP)
Cops aren't your friends. They have a quota to fill and will do so even if that means choosing to fuck you up the ass on any given day. They're a necessary evil in any polite society.

 β„–80880

All cops I've met IRL are fucking faggots, I live in a super pro-police city and all the cops are sooooo fucking gay dude just the way they hold their vest while they're standing and the way they carry themselves is just lame idk. And they are always sending like 12 cops cars to talk to one homeless dude just actual pussies. Maybe it's different in some ghetto ass hood where you have to do battle with crazy niggers everyday but in most medium sized cities the cops are just bitches that will do nothing but larp as a tacticool swat guy all day.
>>80878
True

 β„–80884

I think it depends country to country, i like the cops of my country because they dont really interact with you and only press you only if you're a criminal but cops in authoritarian shitholes like iran or somewhere in africa press you, bully you and beat you for bribes and to put fear in you as authoritarian systems are designed to

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>>80877 (OP)
the police are gay because they take my guns and protect brown pedophiles however

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>>80877 (OP)
true but i also think the process of becoming a cop should be harder and require advanced knowledge about local/state laws as well as have higher physical requirements. Of course with these higher standards pay should also be increased.

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>>>80877 (You) (OP)
>the police are gay because they take my guns and protect brown pedophiles however



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 β„–80762[Reply]

No matter how much I realize that reddit is disingenuous trooned out goyslop botted echochamber, I still come back over and over again to post something. I am addicted to validation from people and evendoe those upvotes mean nothing, I can't stop myself. How do I escape this niggerhell? Do I switch it out for something more productive that can actually get monitized, like the jewtube?

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>>80762 (OP)
i stopped using reddit when i was 15 lol



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 β„–80798[Reply]

If I could have but just one wish it would be for these twilight hours to last only a few moments longer

 β„–80867

huh no one replied, well I'm back in these sweet quiet hours

 β„–80868

holy mother of trannies

 β„–80869

>>80868
nusoi you're supposed to put sage in the email field not the subject one

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>>80868
can a man not love the night, or are you Xir a troon or be you poon? either way you are for certain LOCKED BLACKED AND NIGGERISH

 β„–80871

>>80869
let the nigger be



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 β„–80083[Reply]

Is getting a GED a viable option to get into college, etc.?

I am 18 and right now I am supposed to be completing my senior year of highschool, but I dropped out and simply never went. My entire highschool experience was basically a long mental breakdown. By the time I was a sophomore, I just couldn't make it out of bed. I hardly ever went, I would just sleep days at a time. I was hopelessly suicidal all throughout and was convinced I would be dead before graduation. Since I dropped out, I've been utterly convinced that my life is over, but I'm starting to get my life together again. What can I do? If I get my GED, would it essentially be the same as graduating and remedy the situation?

I basically would just like to be convinced that my life isn't over. I want to have a wife and kids and lead a normal life, really.
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>>80399
I've definitely thought about trades

 β„–80445

take a massive loan to buy a vr headset and spend the rest of your days on vrchat, hope this helps!

 β„–80752

>>80445
>hope this helps!
nigger

 β„–80824

>>80445
poster forgot his "

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>>80752
It was a joke thoughbeit

 β„–80866

>>80083 (OP)
As the other anon said definitely look into a trade. A local Trade School will be more accepting of a GED and the work environment when you graduate will almost definitely be more up your alley than some HR-infested nightmare office job.



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 β„–80690[Reply]

Totally serious question: How would (You) go about trying to get a gf?
Where'd you look for one? What'd you say? Do (You) have a strategy?
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>>80754
It isn't if you build a facade trying to hide your true personality then the girl falls in love with that and not the real you. What's that for? You will burn out and be unhappy until you break up. You need to find someone who will love you for who you are, even your flaws.

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>>80763
Its not that, its that if you dress normal, talk normal and shit, people tend to accept weird shit more readily.
i.e. if a nigga dresses like an emo but likes trains normies will brutally make fun of him, If he dresses normally and doesnt sperg about trains 24/7 they'll just think
>oh he's a normal guy with this one weird interest
instead of
>omfg he's a freak

the gist of it is that if you're normal at first glance people wont socially lynch you first chance they get

 β„–80767

>>80690 (OP)
my strategy is waiting until i go to college and hopefully by then i will be normal enough to find a woman

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>>>80690 (OP)
>my strategy is waiting until i go to college and hopefully by then i will be normal enough to find a woman
lol same. But I'm starting to think that I'm too far gone by now. More and more I'm believing that the theme of your life is decided and shaped by your early life experiences and everything on-wards is a propagation of the same patterns repeating ad infinitum until your death. I have never talked to women and have been sheltered throughout my entire developmental years. To recover time lost would require a substantial effort and by the time I'd be back to normal levels It'll probably be too late. I'll just careermax until I die.

 β„–80854

>>80767
>>80853
this site is 18+ now

 β„–80860

>>80854
could be in final year of HS doebiet



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 β„–80856[Reply]

My reaction to your threads
No replies mean I'm right


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