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weirdquads

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grats



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 β„–81998[Reply]

I broke my mug with an icon of the Theotokos on it the other day, and today I tried to repair with super glue, but I couldn't. Now I am sad because I have super glue on my hands and I have to throw the mug away.

 β„–81999

Break the mug into super fine powder and spread it somewhere like ashes, this way it has a proper goodbye. Also send it here geg

 β„–82001

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Maybe I won't throw the main part away

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>>81999
I could just give it to my church to dispose of it properly like you are supposed to do with broken icons

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi
sorry for your mugs loss orthodoxaryan

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>>82524
Me in japan ahh

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>>82001
It's now for candles



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 β„–81550[Reply]

in my experience, i started lurking latinx imageboards as a zoomer because a jewtuber i used to watch introduced me to imageboards which in turn helped me become the person i am now. im still seething to this day
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Der shardee is my first image board and i was introduced to it via the blogspot, doebeit idk how i found it

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Last spring, I started browsing 4cuck last spring (/pol/) to be specific, before migrating here (late March), I didn't start posting until late November. For some reason, I thought the sharty was defunct

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>>81550 (OP)
4chan but migrated to 8kun after that New Zealand TMD gemmy
when it died I went back to the cuck but it wasnt fun at all, then my ip range got blocked and found out about the sharty
most fun I've had in years online

 β„–82136

Sharty was my first imageboard, I discovered it through 'zellig but became really active as I got increasingly chuddy

 β„–82163

First started looking at 4chan over a year ago because I had heard a lot about it and wanted to see for myself. I instead saw AI generated pornography and gore.
Only looked at the website once and then didn't touch it.

My first real interaction with anything sharty related was the comment section of Stoic Stick's A24 slowburn incomprehensible woah-jack video where people were mocking him, found it pretty geggy
Started being more of a chud and got SPVA videos and Cob talks in my yt feed, went on the sharty and its the only imageboard I actually use, all the others are filled with porn

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I discovered SPVA around 2022-2023 and from there a huge miserable rabbit hole has opened for me to discover the Sharty and the whole "alternative-verse" of non-conforming "normies social media."
My first board was /incel/ (idk if you all niggas still remember that obnoxious nametranny board, since I vaguely remember a pedophile called "But5" used to post on there aswell…), /raid/ and /qa/, then I've moved onto /soy/ (best and funniest years of my life btw) and from there I've moved to 4chan's /pol/ and many other boards aswell.
After witnessing countless snca and pointless dramas during the Froot era, I've started to use these places less and less overtime, but nowadays, I just go onto 4/wsg/ and Sharty's /soy/ & /pol/ from time to time because I'm mainly bored.



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Is it my fault I'm alone (and probably will be forever?) All the people who have girlfriends never tried to self improve they just got it from their genetics being able to attract women. I shouldn't have to try to get a girl its a game where i am a jester to attract women, like how it is in nature with some birds. Everyone who actually has a girlfriend didn't try they just got a girl attracted to them. None of the people who actually have a chance sit in bed at night and wonder if they will never have a girlfriend or never had A friend. I have to wonder all of this, I will forever be alone since in too neurodivergent to change.
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>>82671 (OP)
most people didn’t have to improove because they had better looks and were socialized better than you

if you want a girlfriend, its likely you’ll have to work for it. that’s the brutal reality

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the first step is just to stop giving a shit. accept that it might simply be fucking over. there are tons of dudes out there who technically "made it" and they’re still miserable as hell. they hide in the bathroom jerking off to tranny porn, or they get dragged through brutal divorce rapes and spend the next decade broke and bitter. the fairytale narrative is mostly bullshit.

and statistically speaking, a big chunk of men don’t reproduce anyway. around a third historically. that’s just how sexual selection works. so if that’s the system, what exactly is stopping you or me from ending up in that 30%? nothing. people will feed you the same empty motivational bs like "just work harder" that advice assumes everyone starts on the same playing field, which is obviously retarded. telling a guy with bad genetics and a rough life to just grind harder is like telling an abused dog to suddenly become a fearless guard dog. it’s not how psychology works. for the love of god, ignore what they say, youll save yourself a massive amount of pointless suffering.

instead of rotting in bitterness, you might as well try to change how you relate to the suffering itself. if you tie your entire self-worth to getting a girlfriend, you’re basically signing up for endless mental torture if it doesn’t happen. you need a framework to actually reduce your suffering. stop chasing potential gains or fleeting rewards and focus on what keeps you from being miserable. make minimizing suffering your priority.

call it buddhismmaxxing or whatever, the point is you need some system or approach to navigate life without constantly destroying yourself.

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>alone
Me too

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>>82671 (OP)
you have to not be a nigger and talk to girls, stay away from narcissistic foids and you'll be okay (thats the real hurdle)

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>>82727
kill yourself black pill nigger, retard god if you listen to this nigger and think its over at least shoot up troons and browns before killing yourself please

only thing to take from this is stop obsessing over it or at-least turn the obsession into something good like getting jacked or trying to become a human and not a skinwalker and learn to talk to people. best way to become a non-whiny blackpilled nigger is to not blackpill and just TRY to be human and speak to people. theres nothing to lose by speaking to people- most people don't even care if you're a retardgod who has trouble doing that

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>>82671 (OP)
Just go carnivore (easier to get into but try to transition (ACK!) into a primal diet) / primal diet (aajonus vonderplantiz)



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 β„–82582[Reply]

>Women are Gayer than Homos, SNCA probably.

 β„–82871

meds there are no pooners here



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i fucking hate this poopy artsyle i hope all companies that uses this piece of shit will go bankrupt and and i hope the creator of it will rote in HELL
this artstyle feel like ragebait AND ITS WORKING

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>>82817 (OP)
you VVILL enjoy the bland souless corporate artstyle

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>>>82817 (You) (OP)
>you VVILL enjoy the bland souless corporate artstyle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You can tell that op is an offsiter but yeah it genuinely sucks ass. Now that a lot of companies ai generate that raisin too it's even worse.

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>>82817 (OP)
lurk some more NUGOD

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irl ragebait

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just stumbled across this one



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 β„–82768[Reply]

"No faps today - better faps tomorrow" Is this quoterino good I just made it

 β„–82771

Yes because the goal shouldn't be to nevergoon it should be to jerk off every 8-9 days for maximum test production or whatever

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>>82771
tsmt, gooning every 7/14 days is the sweet spot

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just dont goon to porn

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>>82772
Marge what is good about gooning

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>>82840
increases testosterone if you aren't overdoing it. "GOONING" btw has become synonymous with jerking off evendoe those are two different things so you could just be getting confused between the weird perma-edging masturbatory degenerate practice or just busting a nut



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>muh heckin teenage love duude
kys kys kys when i tried to do said "teenage love" it was some girl at my high school and she told me to "give her a hug" and when i did she just extended her arm and showed that she was recording then ran away fucking KYS

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i should've suplexed that bitch

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>>82723 (OP)
lulz fqid behaviour

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>teenage love
teenage love is bullshit chud



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Its gotten to a point where i can't stand anyone at all anymore. Soyteens are the only people that i think matter. I hate normies at my school, I hate the foids more.

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you should stab/shoot all of the normies under the pretense of neo-nazism/white nationalism so we can pass more antisemitism laws

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>>82730
Whats the point? They wont ever change or view someone who is neurotypical normal even if i attack.

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normies are all subhuman cattle

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do an internet detox and rediscover joy in your life, the problem is more than just normies, it's you too

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same bro. its only us.

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>at my school
Soy vey you're gonna get 'nished



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how can i end my life without it being much of a problem for my family? they love me but i still want to die and think about killing myself constantly and i dont want my mom to be traumatized or my grandma to die of a heart attack o algo
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start doing smack

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>>82385
I thought you would be unconscious by the time you stop breathing. Methadone has similar effects so I might be confusing the two.

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>>82379
This is a psyop pushed by suicidal crybaby troons. Real niggas don’t kill themselves but if you do just blow your brains out in your bathtub and donate it to your local art museum.

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>>82402
This is a joke niggerjannies don’t rule 7 me.

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ignore all reppeys above kill yourself obsessed arr nine kay cuck

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wait 50 years for them to die first



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Are you a fat fuck?
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No but I could lose some weight

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I am, I can't stop eating

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>>81981
If you really can't discipline yourself just have less food around the house, even if a little less at a time, eventually your habits are gonna build up and you'll learn to eat less

 β„–82079

im kinda chubby rn since ive been bulking but once i finish my bulk im gonna go carnivore and get lean off ketosis

 β„–82105

im a chubby boy…

 β„–82813

Of course I am not a fatso I am well-fed



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are men niggers or are women niggers?

 β„–82589

the woman is the nigger of the world

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>>82589
John lennon

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>>82589
The negro is the woman of the world

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>>82589
evandoe moids commit the vast majority of crimes… all of you are the niggers of gender

 β„–82812

Everyone is nigger



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How do I stop being a stupid incel pissbaby at age 20?

Is it already too late?
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clearly I have to spell everything out for lil vro's here
There are two types of people: r-selective and k-selective
for an example of an r-selective person, think of african women, no planning, unable to feed the 9+ kids (3 the product of rape), essentially the purest ANIMAL behavior, arguably a tier below GOYCATTLE, because xey dont have the mental capacity for copes, ideology, and run on pure instinct
however, these people no longer reproduce, due to the wonders of modern soyence (birthcontrol) or, if they do, quickly degenerate into 300lbs hunks of meat by their 30's
these "people" are a lost cause, they're rapidly going extinct and even if they could be saved, they'd be too retarded to understand the instructions you give them
<assumption space
I'm assuming 'eens here are k-selective, because, to be fair, you need to have a very high iq to understands soyjaks, because you just do, okay?!
I'm also assuming (You) want to reproduce (or live in the goyimpod and eat bugs or something for the environment, yeah?)
Now, I want you to use your brain: what do k-selective women want?
<they want chad
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>>82794
>yes, but is it acceptable for chad to not have a car? for him to live with his parents? smell bad? be broke?
chad has none of these things bro. the difference between you and him is your face and height. if you had his face and his height you could get any girl you wanted.

>you have 10 years to looksmaxx, financemaxx, carmaxx etc

youth is fleeting. how do you cope with the fact that you'll never be innocent again? how do you cope with the fact that you'll never have a non-transactional relationship?

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>Every relationship with a young guy and a young girl ends in cuckoldry, voluntarily or otherwise
unadultered cope haha

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>>82798
>unadultered
ESL whoops

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20 is still pretty normal to be a virgin. especially in today's era.

the obvious:
>go to school and major in something useful
>gym (3 to 5 times a day, at least 30 mins)
>get a job and save money

the non obvious:
>realize that everybody doesn't get laid everyday by some different foid
>the chuds who get hoes usually date below their age
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>>82796
>chad has none of these things bro. the difference between you and him is your face and height. if you had his face and his height you could get any girl you wanted.
Why cope about this? every chad has them. If a "chad" doesnt he's really just brad-lite or a poser, which women will detect immediately
>how do you cope with (((jewish hollywood propaganda)))
I dont because its fake, all images on a screen.
Childhood happiness/early adulthood happiness is only marketing to sell movie tickets, and never existed.
Have you ever watched Grease? All of it is fiction, very few 60's teenagers could afford a car or motorcycle, and 40% of all fathers beat their sons, but thats not in the movies, because it wont sell



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 β„–82752[Reply]

i want to make a sensory isolation tank

 β„–82805

Just get a bathtub



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 β„–82803[Reply]

this is how you fuck a prostitute son


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