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 81089[Reply]

> doesnt watch porn
> doesnt talk to multiple women
> loves me
Is it that hard moids? Here comes the muhh chad sexual incels
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 83652

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the r9k foid is back
Which means its time to self-qualify and try to get attention from an anonymous female online

 83655

"girl" posts bait on r9k AGAIN, and as usual the goyim fall for it

 83663

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>> doesnt watch porn
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
>> loves me
>Is it that hard moids? Here comes the muhh chad sexual incels-aock-ack

 83715

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MUH CHADSEXUAL

 84082

Are you white? If you're not white, stop talking

 84132

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>>81089 (OP)
Go down femoid geg



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 83915[Reply]

tell us some interesting stories from your ancestors/family history
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 84095

>>84055
yeah there always is some neuroticism in spic families, that and someone who is obsessed with skulls or satanism or sum shit. every1 I talk to who is also a spic has some uncle or aunt that has a demon tattoo or has a grandma that does weird spic voodoo

 84099

I'm ethnically Buryat which is like native siberian and because of the russian civil war and the Bolsheviks, my ancestors fled to mongolia. They had to go through lots of mountains with thick taiga forests and the socialist mongolian government didnt like buryats so a lot of buryats were persecuted during that era but luckily my ancestors survived all of those challenges for me to exist as a loser

 84100

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>>84099
Do they remember this guy, or anything about the Bogd Khanate? Or did they flee Russia after the civil war happened and when the Socialists were already in power?

 84105

>>84100
I believe my ancestors fled russia during the civil war when the bolsheviks were sperging out in siberia and killing people, but i havent heard the full historical story and only stories passed down from relatives, but since archiving and such was bad and chaotic during those times i dont think i will ever hear the full historic story. Yes and we remember this period, I love baron ungern. The best timeline was if the whites won the civil war.

 84106

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>>84105
bro descends from the goat

 84130

my grandam worked at death camp (as a cook for germans ofc) my grabdma worked at some germans dude farm durning ww2 too they both survived the war



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 83947[Reply]

i wish my penis was in the zone where you can laugh it off when someone calls it small because you know that in no universe is it actually considered small
fuck my shitty 15cm chudcel life god damit
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 83974

>>83963
gited

 83990

this nigga is genuinely crying how his dick is well above average

 83991

>>83990
>>83963
>>83950
fucking snopes this shit niggers

 83992

>>83958
nobaldi cares faggot

 83995

>>83991
The average penis size is 13cm which is around 5.1 inches. OP has 5.9 inches when converted from cm so idk why he's being such a SLF when 15cm is above average

 84101

whining about nothing



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 84050[Reply]

Worst thing to happen to you?

 84052

visiting this site

 84056

>>84050 (OP)
Worst thing that's happened or worst possible outcomes in life?

 84057

>>84056
happened

 84064

>when a faggot put…

OMGSISASS

 84094

my first DNB



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 83668[Reply]

which character/s do you relate to the most nusois
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 83714

Green m&m

 83735

>Nusois think it's called /r9k/ because of heckin Mr. Robot and not because the thing that cheks your post if they are original on the 4cuck /r9k/ was called ROBOT9001.

 83764

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>>83668 (OP)
i've never found a character who i truly relate to on a deep level but i like travis bickle a lot

 84072

>>83668 (OP)
You all might call me gay but Xavier from Xavier Renegade Angel. I like to think I'm helpful but I know deep down that I'm a screw-up.

 84078

The nigger from pulp fiction

 84084

>>84078
the one who gets assraped or the one who kills people?



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 83230[Reply]

no means yes
yes means anal

 83235

no means oral

 83265

>>83230 (OP)
no means yes
yes means she's mocking you for being autistic & not getting the hint

 84083

"no" means ANAL "yes" means ANAL "stop raping my delicious foid butthole" means ANAL



 81629[Reply]

watch this or something

 81748

I aryanheart (((JREG)))

 81774

jreg is a theatre kid faggot

 81825

>>81774
Theater kids be Aryan doe

 84075

I finished watching it or something



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 83688[Reply]

>just be a monkey
broootal

 83689

he's just confident and smiles bro… that's all it takes

 84023

That’s an ape

 84024

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>Bestiality

 84069

Nigga wtf is ts fr 💀💀💀

 84074

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>>84069
monkepilled



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 83846[Reply]

mfw seeing foids on my truecel board
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 83882

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>>83880
differentfriends

 83889

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stay strong brotha, hold it down for da rest of us. u da realest

 83921

>>83875
i don’t use social media including reddit

 83922

>>83921
vve do not care

i don't even know how it is possible for a foid to have a gooning problem

 83928

>>83861
the advice is still in the same spirit
"foid" or not you will be told
>lay off the porn and masturbation
>relationships thrive on communication
>seek a therapist if you can't help yourself

 84067

>>83921
kill yourself you retarded cuntoid



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 83949[Reply]

After about 2 weeks of not fapping my libido always spikes up. Im at this point now and i dont even want to goon my mind is always thinking about sex i really want to have sex with a woman
What should i do about my sexual frustration?

 83959

that’s good it means your hormones are in check

 83960

idk mayne, sticking with people outside and hanging out with them for as long as possible worked for me

 83986

Perfect time to do some physical exercise. High test moment that hightens your physical drive and activation

 84002

just go have sex



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 83979[Reply]

All I need is one more dose increase and I’ll be normal. Just some more meds. All I need is one more pill. Just need some more pep in my step that’s all. All I need is just some more meds. Some more meds and I’ll be able to be normal. Just need some more. Just need some more pep in my step.

 83981

bro came from the x board

 83982

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>All I need is one more dose increase and I’ll be normal. Just some more meds. All I need is one more pill. Just need some more pep in my step that’s all. All I need is just some more meds. Some more meds and I’ll be able to be normal. Just need some more. Just need some more pep in my step.
<gigaspace



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 83890[Reply]

I lost the key to my clitty cage. WTF do I do now?

 83891

lockpick it

 83892

press ~ and click on it then type unlock

 83932

post a picture so we can better assist you

 83941

>>83932
you must do this

 83943

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just rip yo shit off nigga

 83971

you never deserved to breed anyway. this is your fate



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 83945[Reply]

>high school is soyjak.party
>the principal is quote
>the teachers are the mods
>substitute teachers are jannies and the other staff are approvers/mediators
>the school bus is /qa/
>the classroom is /soy/
>the cafeteria is the booru
>the playground is the IRC
>homework is the wiki
>detention is the shiwi
>getting suspended is getting banned

 83951

what would /x/ be

 83953

>>83951
afterschool club

 83955

discussion boards are the clubs!

 83966

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i like this



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 83667[Reply]

Is there a real alternative to the sharty?
I'm asking this because it looks like the end times are near. Take a look at the caca porn on /soy/ if you aren't aware of it. Also Quote announcing himself to be admin 6 and that he will be a SLF and JSID instead of leaving the site to a successor. Is there any site that is part of the soysphere or adjacent to it that isn't dnb or filled with porn and trannies that I could swap to if/once this site dies.
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 83904

someone would prob just creat a new site and we would all migrate to there when the time comes

 83908

the booru has a forum

 83913

Soyjaks will inevitably die or become unrecognizable because of society shifting. Soon the soyboys are gonna suck up to the giant red wave because they cant think for themselves. I look forward to another shitposting site with the same spirit, not necessarily soyjaks
And Ill be growing out of wasting my time trolling online anyway

 83917

>>83904
i dont think there will ever be another site like the sharty

 83918

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Іm рrobаbӏу ӏeаνiոg to хitter. Мost gems ӏike thаt chսԁ tаke oո me аոimаtioո аոԁ gemmу ոսts νiԁeos ӏike the cаcа british ԝroոgthiոk gem cаme from tԝittergoԁs ԝho ӏeft the shаrtу аոԁ ոeνer cаme bаck.

>սոorigiոаӏ coոteոt уoս hаνe beeո mսteԁ for 0 secoոԁs

 84143

funny, I thought maybe now is the time to start using this place.



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 83807[Reply]

So I've been dealing with this strange habit/coping mechanism lately where whenever I feel effeminate or low confidence I just start masturbating to cuckolding porn but importantly I only ever self insert as the bull and try to find only videos from that pov. It's actually worked pretty well. The thing about confidence is that it literally improves everything else in your life. You don't have to go through some stoic mental gymnastics to reduce your sensitivity to pain and discomfort because those things just happen naturally. You don't have to worry about what's right and wrong because your testosterone and drive to dominate will take care of that for you. Your mind doesn't wander and lose its train of thought because the only thing that matters is your superiority. I feel more intelligent and experience a level of mental clarity that I never even expected to be possible. It just feels so natural. For context, this is coming from someone who used to be so porn addicted I could only get off to the idea of being a gay bottom. I've even penetrated myself with various objects to fulfill that fantasy,and used to self insert as the cuck in that genre of pornography. Now I've taken the reins and find myself wondering why it ever felt so wrong? It feels like my body is finally doing all the work for me. It's not even that hard. Once you fall into the groove of valuing yourself first and wanting to dominate, you don't even entertain the idea of failure. It feels like living in a dream that just never ends. Someone slap me awake before I become a psychopathic narcissist.
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 83832

>>83831
Becoming a bvll is keyed

 83833

Honestly it wasn't even that bad until
>I've even penetrated myself with various objects to fulfill that fantasy

 83834

>>83833
Nobody’s perfect chud

 83844

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>>83829
I've already outlined how I did it. Just watch "masculine" media and self insert as the most dominant man. Take some time to pause and focus on the sensations of strength, capability, and being desired. For me it feels something like a tingling hear in the center of my chest that radiates outwards. Additionally, try to identify weak people in your life or only and identify what it is that makes them such pitiful pushovers. Give yourself a sense of disgust for weakness. Don't spend time trying to rationalize people's mistakes and enjoyment of suffering. Lastly, I'll explain the critical nature of tenacity. Likely you're wonder how you can feel confident when you don't currently have the strength, the money, the influence to do whatever it is you want and exert power. You need to ask yourself what you have that nobody can take away. What is it that's inherent about you, that will always allow you to achieve victory in time. If nothing else, the answer should be tenacity. If you have the greatest desire to succeed, others will turn away before you've even begun to tire. Despite this advice, i would caution against too much introspection and doubting your potential. Really you need to cultivation the feeling of domination as an emotiona and let your body guide you towards whichever sequences of actions achieve that most fully. Once you have an instinctual 6th sense for victory, you'll find yourself thinking more clearly, not less, because your brain will be listening to only one strong signal, and not an array of fickle conflicting ones. Just reduce your life to what matters, and what matters is you.

 83851

>>83844
So you basically change how you see your identity?

 83909

>>83844
Can't even tell if this is bait anymore



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