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 β„–104137[Reply]

She blocked me and idk why. Might be cause of my sexual jokes. She was beatifull and still called herself ugly. It was probably cause of my face.

 β„–104142

>i talked to a woman with low self esteem and she blocked me
>i know why, i gave her the ick by being overly sexual
>but ACTUALLY it was because of my face not that
??? pick one

 β„–104154

>>i know why, i gave her the ick by being overly sexual
He didn't say he knows for sure why, he said it might be that

 β„–104201

Guess what niggers, she never blocked me she was just banned

 β„–104203

>>104201
>soyteens have girlfriends
JSID already

 β„–104204

>>104203
Normalfags own you soyshit

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>>104204
get raped turbonormie nigger



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 β„–104054[Reply]

Always when I watch Ongezellig I get sad, don't get me wrong I love watching it but it's just gives me that weird feeling.
Idk meaby because I identify with Maya or meaby the story is so well written that it gives me those emotions.
Have any of you experienced that too?
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>>104133
I used to rewatch Ongezellig daily and now i just watch it every 2 weeks or so

 β„–104177

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yeah I get what you mean. I feel it too sometimes.

 β„–104190

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>Idk meaby because I identify with Maya or meaby the story is so well written that it gives me those emotions.

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>>104190
yes i am and im not even trying to hide it

 β„–104195

i got emotions like that when i used to watch anime. like it is a life you will never get to experience.

 β„–104197

>>104195
nigga i experience(or at least used to a year or two ago, things are better now) that life daily



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 β„–104079[Reply]

i dont miss her. i miss her cats though, they were very sweet

 β„–104084

kys fakecel or something

 β„–104085

Doxx her cats

 β„–104086

Banned for rule 10

 β„–104167

shut the fuck up fakecel

 β„–104171

>>104084
>>104167
>ip: Indonesia

 β„–104186

>>104171
>If you don't like sexhavers on the incel board then you are brown



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 β„–104176[Reply]

>be me
>sph fetish
<have a 6.7 inch dick

 β„–104180

6 7 tho.

 β„–104181

OP is a larping faggot
sph but aware be doesnt have sp, you like degradation you fucking moron.
Also your a cuck and cattle for liking this shit i bet you like white monster and goths too.

 β„–104182

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haha six seven

 β„–104184

People like you should be ritually sacrificed



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 β„–104076[Reply]

Would you rather become a house cat that will be loved forever or keep being a human? I prefer being a human because my lifespan is very long and I can look at cute cats and take care of cute creatures my entire life.
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 β„–104105

>>104104
What happened? May she rest in peace

 β„–104107

>>104076 (OP)
Just become someones pet catboi

 β„–104110

>>104105
She was sick, the obsessed vet had to make her sleep, I even conserved the diagnosis paper and a piece of fabric she had on their arm, but then I lost them.

 β„–104132

>>104087
that parasite is pretty aryan
studies found people with it were rated higher on facial attractiveness, 1-3in taller compared to regular population, and slightly higher testosterone

 β„–104141

>>104132
Probably because most people who have pets are white and richer, so ofc they are taller and more attractive than the average that includes poojeets.

 β„–104172

>>104076 (OP)
Your perception of life will be about the same in length because of your heart's tickrate.



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 β„–103697[Reply]

I know this is a common theme, but I genuinely dont find life interesting and I dont know what to do.
>Find some interests bro dont spend all your time scrolling brooo!
I dont scroll, and dont have any social media besides whatsapp and youtube (if you consider that a social media). I spend my time doing stuff I like such as playing video games, programming, reading, learning japanese, sometimes using forums. Only time I watch stuff is rehab room on yt or when im learning japanese
>Just hit the gym brooooo! You have to improoooove!
I exercise at home almost every single day. But I genuinely dont think its advantageous in any way
>Just talk to other people broooo!
Ive done that. I have a friend group but still every time I go out with them I just feel like it would be more fun to just stay at home. I also cant stand normies and dont enjoy doing stuff like going to parties or discos. Its just not fun.
I dont identify a lot with my friend group since basically none of them have interests similar to mine but I know no one else (besides another friend of mine, which currently lives far from here) which shares interests with me
Also using forums such as this one doesnt really fill in the void for me. I think its just hard to connect with faceless people.

Ive had some people tell me to check this with a (((doctor))) but I dont feel like doing that. Any advice?
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 β„–104099

I'm in about the same position as you. I've heard that trying stuff like LSD or shrooms is very helpful with stuff like this and I'm planning to do that some time
>inb4 drugs are le bad
Shrooms and LSD are not that dangerous, and even if they are what do you have to lose? If you're already bored with life you might as well find some way to enjoy it even it slightly shortens your life. Weed and alcohol could probably have a similar effect but they're worse for your health and shrooms sound more interesting to me

 β„–104119

>>104099
To do regularly or do once for a mindset shift?

 β„–104126

Go a little crazy. Go wild for a day, see what happens. Get into trouble maybe.
But don't like, damage your brain with drugs or anything, that you can't take back.

 β„–104165

OP just another me

 β„–104169

>>104099
i have thought about it, actually its the only drug id consider taking just for the experience. but my family has a history of bipolar disorder so id risk triggering that. might do it if i rope though

 β„–104170

>>104169
also another problem is that i dont really talk to anyone who could hook me up since i spend most of my time at home



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 β„–103791[Reply]

I don’t want these jeets to succeed in my beautiful country this is all I could do

 β„–103800

Just call an inspection on them, it works every time

 β„–103801

Wear a ski mask and throw a brick through their window

 β„–104152

>Review bomb my local Indian restaurant
>call an inspection on them
Do both of these

 β„–104159

>>103800
yes but first have uncontrollable diaherria all over their bathroom



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 β„–104067[Reply]

How can I make my normie family to stop using Messenger? Almost everyone from my family has a Facebook account and uses Messenger for DMs. I don't want to have a Goybook account because the service fucking glows. I told my mom that we should probably switch but it was no use. What can I do 'teens?

 β„–104068

Unfortunately you can't do much, if everyone uses messenger you will struggle to get them to change. Even then they will likely not move to something much better, probably just whatsapp. If you have to make a goybook account make a burner email n shieet.

 β„–104070

theres nothing you can do

 β„–104134

just text them

 β„–104155

Do you not have their numbers?



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 β„–104151[Reply]

is that fucking incredibly gassy

 β„–104153

It is, can confirm



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 β„–104122[Reply]

i am up late again with classes tomorrow eating slop and on the sharty, then wonder why i cant get a normgroid girlfriend. i couldnt be happier

 β„–104149

>how to sleep
pulling an all-nighter and then going to bed early the next night to reset your sleep schedule could work



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 β„–103992[Reply]

I am mentally burnt out

What do I do to solve this?
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 β„–104000

>>103999
What the hell are you burnt out from then? Being a lazy cunt?

My advice for any NEET is to do something to stay in contact with real life. It really isn't difficult to do something like work part-time at a cafe or something. That way you know what soyciety is actually like and also have some sort of income.

Ideally you should be searching for a career that will interest you. Normally this comes from either blue collar work with direct benefits to people, or you can do something like becoming an engineer.

I've experienced a couple months of being a NEET and it didn't do me any good. You sacrifice any potential of progress in any way to sit around. Its best to at least accomplish something in your life first. I know a lot of jobs are zogged but theres some that are still real.

 β„–104003

add fuel

 β„–104069

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>>103992 (OP)

itt: we learn how to be better. i'll keep it short for everyphono

1. don't fall for normieGOD advise like "talk to more people". It rarely works. Don't force yourself to "just fit in". Sure if you find likeminded good/wise people, that's different.
2. YOU MUST PRAY AND REPENT TO THE LORD. REPENT AGAIN. The heart seeks stability. He is the source of stability.
3. "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." Don't get demotivated when starting something. Do something you like that glorifies Him.
4. Add structure to life. I'm an ADHDfag so I know brain can often turn to niggerhell. But it is what it is.
5. Stop falling for FOMO and SNCA, nusoi.
6. Gym, nutrition, sleep (7h min). Not gonna parrot here. Plenty of oldfags have provided good advise. Ask GPT-ESLGod

 β„–104081

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>I am mentally burnt out
>
>What do I do to solve this?
>>103992 (OP)
Uhm… have you ever thought of getting yourself a femboy gf?

 β„–104127

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>104081
>Uhm… have you ever thought of getting yourself a femboy gf?

 β„–104128

>>104127
he doesnt look very burnt out



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 β„–103987[Reply]

I try to fit in to society and tried holding jobs at two burger joints but I would get fired within a few weeks because my bosses would complain I have an awful attention span and woud often mistake it as being lazy.

Im genuinley worried I might be too autistic to fit into society, not only that im a socially inept loser who lives with my parents in my early 20s with nothing but a high school diploma, but I cant even hold down a job without having people bitch about me having an awful attention span no matter how I try. Should I just kill myself?
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 β„–104010

Not exactly autistic but ADHD, I was on the brink of a positive autism result. I'm able to do work and stuff, its just harder for me to remember things normally and I need to be able to take a break sometimes.

If you watch reels/'tok I recommend you cut it out entirely. It actually does have an effect, it adds on to the base amount from being a sperg. Like >>103993 says also eat better, and don't touch drugs.

If you have a poor attention span by default, there is a trick in shitty establishments to get breaks. Buy a vape or find a used one on the floor, not to smoke, but to pretend to smoke so you can get breaks now and then. Once you're outside just take a moment to empty your mind and focus in again. Try to avoid the actual smoking areas, so you won't get caught, and also because they smell.

 β„–104020

>>103993
Some doctor told me i was probably autistic at 8 but idk if its even true.

I do show some symptoms, but i don't know if i am truly one

I mean i did act pretty spergy around 10-13 but i kinda just became repressed and sad after

Life got better at around 16 though
Now im 20 and im feeling pretty content and all

 β„–104028

same here, op, same.
if you can just live with your parents, do it, but if you cant then the only option is death. its sad but its true

 β„–104030

Go seek professional help

 β„–104032

>>104020
I got diagnosed with ADHD at 18. I was a sperg around 10-13 as well, and after that I was depressed until about 17, when I could accept school was ending and I could stop giving a shit. I also kinda just told myself to stop being a sad little fuck.

You can get out of the hole you are in, don't give up. You can hold a job. It will just take effort.

 β„–104098

I'm in a similar position, all I can say is to enjoy what you can in life. Life is unforgiving and cruel to us spergs, try to find jobs where attention span matters the least and where you can interact with people the least. Also avoid watching short form content and look into other stuff to improve your attention span



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 β„–103877[Reply]

how do i flirt i dont know how to do it
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>>103943
i already have natural blonde hair why the fuck would i get a hair transplant

 β„–104045

>>103934
>the strongest pleasures are associated with love
yeah and i also could smoke meth, your point?

 β„–104091

>>104045
sex
>uhbxwgwhjjhwjhw

 β„–104093

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i complimented her about her fingernails today am i going places

 β„–104094

>>104093
congrats if she likes you then she will probably make it obvious

 β„–104095

>>104094
also take into account that me and probably every other 'teen on the this board has never romantically spoken with a woman, so we probably are bad sources of advice



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 β„–104036[Reply]

Why are traditional women so beautiful?

 β„–104050

Henlo saar please do not be posting mine own face vidoes here thank you very much for cooperation saar

 β„–104060

>>104036 (OP)
Saging this shit so i dont have to see it

 β„–104090

nigga didnt get the 2 seconds for a reason…

 β„–104092

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>>104060
You do get to see it!



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 β„–103909[Reply]

is it gay if I expect my gf to put in effort in the bedroom?

 β„–103912

>>103909 (OP)
>Marrying a used up roastie who doesn't even love you and views you as a resource

YUP, IT'S BASED AND CHRISTPILLED

 β„–103915

The romans should have crucified every single christcuck

 β„–103916

Yes ofcourse its fucking gay you should be with a guy instead. men know what men want

 β„–103922

>>103915
there was too many of them. especially because most of them were converts from the worshippers of zoroaster and dionysis (born on december 25th of a virgin, turned water into wine, died in a sacrifice, yadda yadda yadda)

 β„–104017

I start seething with rage whenever foids talk about 'sexual chemistry' or 'sexual compatability'. Sex is not a complicated process. Nothing is significantly different each time you do it, it is just that their baseline is to starfish and the expect you to do everything the way they want without ever communicating what they want (or even saying that they dislike what you are doing).

 β„–104083

its the straightest thing in the world, actually



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