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 β„–81329[Reply]

How is everyone tonight

 β„–81331

Good I guess

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>>81331
That's good to hear

 β„–81344

Ass. still khhv on valentines day

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>>81344
It's for the best not to focus on what you don't have, but what you do have



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 β„–79427[Reply]

Hey guys, recently I've been trying to get into religion, but I find that once I start fully believing, eventually I just feel all the faith and trust drain out of my body and soul and I become skeptical again. How can a young nigga like me get some faith?

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>>79427 (OP)
I'd start with believing in something small first, like a rat.
Going from believing in nothing straight to God is a big leap.

 β„–79434

boards won't learn you shit, ese. what you need to do is go to every denomination near you and talk to a priest. ask him something like why do you believe? and make your own opinion on it. not sure how many religions you've tried believing in, but you'll find the true one, one day

 β„–81339

You shouldn't feel like you "need to get some faith." You're either a faithful, devout christian, or you're not. It's okay to be honest and just say, you're not a super religious guy. You can have a positive lifestyle and understand the benefits of Christianity without being ultra pious

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begome ordodox



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 β„–78501[Reply]

>Femcel on bald man wearing glasses website off shoot of a tranny dumpster fire from 4cuck (r9k)

 β„–78635

just shut it down…

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>>78501 (OP)
well soot had to contain the incels who were being bigoted and the such



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 β„–81312[Reply]

randomly had decided to borrow an uber and a black SUV(?) came and Cobblestone was randomly driving the car, and then she randomly lost control of the car and crashed the car into a mart (i don't know which mart)

 β„–81313

do you have a crush on her or something

 β„–81361

a shart in the fart or something



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 β„–73282[Reply]

i was about to have a wet dream but the girl told me to wait 15 minutes cuz she was busy then i woke up
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i had a weird fever dream while i was still awake in bed, i felt like a straight line (if that makes sense) and i kept seeing the number 7 and it made me feel like my vision kept flipping upside down and i got super overwhelmed and my head was hurting. does this happen to you or do i have sleep autism or something

 β„–76957

happened again despite dream being hardly sexual

 β„–78187

happened again cant remember what i dreamed about. This is weird because usually I would have a wet dream monthly on the 20th, sometimes 2 dreams in a row but always on the 20-24th of the month but this pattern has stopped.

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>>76741
You don't wish it tho having to wash (at least I wash harder when I have em) due to em its annoying even more so if you have one before an important day (think plane flight or exam at the first hour of school)

 β„–80380

I had a dream that i was sitting on the edge of my bed and there was a girl doing the same and we were having a conversation and i think we touched hands, romantic but it wasnt a wet dream thankfully, forgot to mention i had a wet dream like 2 days ago in this thread

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>>80380
Just had a wet dream with the same person that was in this dream. Shes my neighbor and I don’t like her but I feel weird now that i’ve had two dreams about her



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 β„–78515[Reply]

How do I stop being a bitch that cries at everything
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>>78515 (OP)
uh avoid eye contact and when ur about 2 cry try to not blink that much,id do it when i was about to cry &front of sm1,still blink just not at the same pace u usually do

 β„–78595

i pinch my arm hard when im about to cry. that always works for me

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>>78515 (OP)
Drink less water or something

 β„–78653

Crying is good for your body AKSHUALLY and regulates your emotions properly and helps you think more clearly, who cares if normgroids think its cringe ignore them. I would reccomend meditating on your mindfullness if you really do have problems with it.

 β„–81340

Uhh. Kill yourself.

 β„–81346

Crying increases T doe



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 β„–81320[Reply]

Spending valentine alone is aryan behaviour btw

 β„–81326

I spent it with family

 β„–81327

caught up with someone and jerked off, that was all i did today

 β„–81335

I worked



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 β„–81305[Reply]

Favouite game for truecel feels? For me its OG DOOM

 β„–81306

truecel? whazzat?

 β„–81315

Catch sucks today, should have posted this on 4cuck

 β„–81316

Postal 1 because you kill people, Deus Ex because it's kino and you play as a low-functioning autist



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'Teens, my friend gifted me 20 kilograms of yellow onions for my bday as a joke gift, what foods do i make that have a lot of onions, what would you reccomend adding onions to that is usually eaten without them?
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>>81181
They're not very good that way, i just taste the oil which i fried it in

 β„–81186

polish food

 β„–81195

Civiche is pretty good

 β„–81201

make onion rings

god im hungry

 β„–81273

50/50 mix of meat and onions to stretch out the meat

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make based onion 'jaks



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 β„–81218[Reply]

How do I get rid of homossexual urges?
not gay bait, because I'm actually trying to WORK agaisnt it
>porn
I only wank to straight porn like once a day mostly from boredom
yet I still get desires to be a bottom specifically

 β„–81223

>once a day
there's your problem
quit it outright

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>>81218 (OP)
nothing wrong with being a bottom if your straight
as >>81223 said work towards quitting porn all together and view romance as more then sexual stuffs

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>>81218 (OP)
You need to quit porn all together
>I only take meth once a day
See how ridiculous it sounds? Porn is turning you into a tranny, watching two people having sex is literal cuckoldry especially when you're already having gay thoughts so I'm guessing you sometimes imagine yourself as the women in porn which makes it even worse.
You need to man up. Work out, stop acting feminine and start doing masculine things. You're not gay, you're just mentally ill from all the porn you've watched, stop gooning. You can still fix this.

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>>81223
>>81226
>>81225
Thanks for the advice yall
I will try to stop waking, probably will be easy cuz I have better shit to do

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>>81245
Speaking from personal experience, it's much easier to first quit porn then masturbation that it is to quit both at the same time. If you try to quit both at the same time, you will probably fail within a week. Porn essentially gives you "the tingles" and makes the high from climaxing even higher. That's why you get the urge to jerk off. After that, quitting masturbation is trivial as your brain will have likely gotten used to the lower dopamine high.



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Tomorrow my school is going on what is basically a field trip and they booked a hotel with many two-person rooms and paired up people in rooms by the same sex, however there is an odd number of boys and girls and (I guess bc it is alphabetical by my last name) I got sorted into a room with a FOID – so I and this omgsisa (I have never interacted w her) will be in the only co-ed room.

Idk why I'm posting this bc I'm not looking for advice, but this is a unique circumstance I have not been in before. It's only for one night btw.

Writing this out I realize this sounds like a hentai plot but this is not bait. Probably nothing ever happens.
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>>80074
obviously retard they'd never ever let that happen

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>>80074
makes sense

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>>79879
Marge???? Troons don't look like women

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i just going to grab this image

 β„–81299

>of the same sex
as if that will prevent sex? don't they know 20% of gen z identify as lgbt?

 β„–81303

>>81299
It prevents pregnancy



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 β„–79730[Reply]

Are there any NEETs here? I have a question, how do you guys even get money for food and rent? Do you just leech off your parents?
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up
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>>79778
sure but by that logic Mr beast is a pedo since he was friends with xhris

 β„–80066

up
WPLKOEGHNKPWDASNNVn ilan vbhieqabjvg

 β„–80219

ppppppppppppppojhihiuh

 β„–80220

>>79931
he is doe there's been like a thrembillion allegations about him that just get forgotten

 β„–81298

bump
<hdbfoudswgbvouyfbhs



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 β„–81246[Reply]

>
can ones ideology affect their personality and mind negatively?
<
personally I see leftoids be more self indulgent (leftism is hendoistic in a way)
does any negative effect apply to rightoids? Like lolbertarians, conservatives, etc etc
<
If there is a negative mental effect that comes with my ideological wing, how do I stop or solve it?
<
sorry for my ESL

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>>81246 (OP)
The far-right has a tendency to lack any self-awareness, blaming things on others instead. They are also EXTREMELY against changing anything about themselves for the better, and they would much rather cry about the world than to go out and try literally anything fucking else. That's not to say that their points are 100% false, there is truth to what they say, but they define slacktivism as much as the left does.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I'M A RETARD WITH NO HOBBIES OR ANYTHING INTERESTING! IT'S DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ WHO INDOCTRINATED THE PEOPLE INTO GAY INTERRACIAL PORN!!!!!!!! TAKE THE BP, WE'RE ALL NGMI!!!! WE SHOULD JUST DIE ALREADY FOR REASONS WE CAN'T CONTROL!!!!!!
<
My advice is to question everything and to find your own ground in this increasingly retarded world. Taking breaks from the internet and just doing nothing while thinking for like 30 minutes is also a good idea. Don't let emotions control you.

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>>81247
Actually answering the question, yeah, Ideologies can impact people negatively. Think of the extreme ones like cults. Cults get desperate and depressed people to believe in their ideas which are often based on truth. That's why a lot of cults have Christian roots, everyone knows who Jesus is and what he did, so it's much easier to progressively insert ideas that can be easily abused, than if you pulled shit out of your ass and claimed that a god told you everything.
<
Now apply this same logic, but replace all mentions of religion with politics.
The far-left gets you with emotions, the far-right gets you with facts. One believes that you are better than everyone WITHIN THEIR GUIDELINES (which are often fantasy), and the other is so realistic that nothing seems to matter anymore.
I realize that it's quite hard to define ALL right-wingers this way because too many of them are split up into different groups of their own, like
>the religious types
>the chuddies
>the traditionalists/conservatives
and so on, but they all follow a set of rules their forefathers gave them, and that depends on the culture.
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>>81247
I already do dis
>>81255
It's about following ur own values too

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>>81262
>It's about following ur own values too
Definitely, but someone who's deep into their chosen ideology eventually stops thinking autonomously, and only follows what their "prophets" tell them.
That's why it's important to take a break and analyze everything you see, because maybe there's something you don't truly agree with.

 β„–81287

Alot of people on here are extremists and because of that they aren't able to express their views or advocate for their ideology in public, which leads to them becoming isolated.



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 β„–80840[Reply]

Why don't you have a goth gf yet?
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 β„–80914

Because none of them are actually goth they dont even like goth music

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>>80872
tsmt. They don't love you, they either want to suck you dry or be their emotional sponge

 β„–80944

>>80939
>they just want to suck you dry
kek, nusois don’t want this

 β„–80946

It’s getting to the point every gf is a goth gf or a pathetic attempt at trying to be

 β„–81018

it's reddit larp larp sahur

 β„–81280

i can't even get a normal gf yet.



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 β„–80923[Reply]

Basically, i dont have a single social media besides a messaging app so i can talk to my friends and family, i mostly spend my day taking care of my plants and listening to music, along with that i dont check anything on the television so im a dummy when it comes to that stuff
<limeaids space
So, i was talking to my friend yesterday and he said this:
>hey bro the ice stuff is crazy
And i replied
<like, global warming?
I thought he meant that since he knows i like stuff about the enviroment but he meant it about the ICE raids, which, i know what it is but idk anything other than people are being deported and whatever.
<slf space
He told me im too disconnected from the world and that i should care more about "muh politics" and burger, i just shrugged and said that i simply dont bother with it, but he kept insisting i educate myself with the current situation of the country, which my other friend agrees with. (i only have two friends i really talk to because i dont think i need more than that btw) Should i actually follow this advice?
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 β„–81048

>it's all controlled opposition to distract you from caring that da joos molest children o algo
Trvth btw

 β„–81102

No absolutely not

 β„–81135

if whatever news really matters it will find its way to you without social media

 β„–81189

get telegram and follow intel slava z, middle east spectator and rerum novarum thats all the news you need

 β„–81193

No, social media is repetitive, and depletes valuable energy (and intrudes on privacy). As for the news (typically modern politics), I advise directing your energy towards learning political philosophy and theory, to gain a better understanding of what YOU believe in. The problem with society now, is when normalfags discuss politics, it's predictable and one note/dimension, they lack any actual depth on the topic, and reciprocate the same talking points. They're grain fed mind raped parrots. If you want to better yourself, you need a strong mind, strong minds discuss ideas, not people and mundane events that have happened multiple times before.

 β„–81279

ICE raids be gemmy and a ameriwin



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