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 β„–89513[Reply]

Will start a half year cycle of human growth hormone and ghk-cu soon. AMA and wish me luck 'teens
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>>89610
Of course brah

 β„–89622

>>89529
>wormfags won't stop bringing their bullshit in every thread
stfu

 β„–89697

>>89622
obsessed with wormGODS o algo

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>>89615
what’s ur .org bhai

 β„–89748

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>>89698

FuarkistaniNational (griffith pfp)

 β„–89758

You need IGF1 to grow!!!
Which is formed from GHG insulin and additional support from protein.
And IGF1 is incredibly easy to supress.
Go sprinting and sleep good
Ima do the same i already grew 3cm one summer when i did everything right. I might try banded sleeping doe with polymetrics and other activities that generate microfractures



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 β„–89655[Reply]

How do i spend 1200 euros that i got from my 18th birthday
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 β„–89700

invest it in an ETF so you don't waste it, spend some of it on stuff you like obviously since its your birthday money but put at least half of it in an investment account

 β„–89701

>>89670
don't buy gold unless you suspect the price to rise sharply within a year, gold is really just a short term investment or for rich people to keep their horde of money safe from inflation, for a regular person an ETF is much better for mid-long term

 β„–89707

give it to me so i can afford groceries saar

 β„–89739

car

 β„–89742

>>89739
Do NOT buy a 1200 eur car

 β„–89751

>>89742
Not a terrible idea albeit as long as you get it checked by a mechanic before buying. I got a shitbox 5 years ago and it still works fine besides typical wear and tear



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 β„–89503[Reply]

ban all fucken retarded wormniggers already
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 β„–89711

>>89696
this is low-functioning autism levels of stubbornness. Normal people don't blame the jews putting worms up your ass as the cause for why they're a fat retarded nigger who does nothing with their lives. stop trying to groom the lonely, susceptible retards on the site into committing self harm by shitting their guts out

 β„–89712

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Worms put jews in my ass

 β„–89713

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>>89503 (OP)
wormGODs won

 β„–89725

>>89689
>parasites are animals and it's wrong to kill them
then I'll bring a jar of bedbugs and cockroaches into your home and let them out. you won't kill them, right?

 β„–89736

>>89725
the retarded wormnigger phrased it in a way to where he was encouraging killing animals like cats and dogs, thats why he got banned. Honestly glad you niggers are in such a level of self-denial that you’re caught in a never-ending loop of taking laxatives to try and rid yourself of your faggotry and shitting on tyrone’s bbc as he rapes you. if you want to stop being such an aids ridden faggot stop being autistic and go outside and make normal friends. Everyone on this site hates you because you’re a genuine pedotrannygroomer trying to push a self harm method disguised as a miracle cure to the the dumbasses that use this site, just like trannies grooming people into taking literal poison. It’s a miracle you haven’t been banned yet.

 β„–89746

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>Honestly glad you niggers are in such a level of self-denial that you’re caught in a never-ending loop of taking laxatives to try and rid yourself of your faggotry and shitting on tyrone’s bbc as he rapes you. if you want to stop being such an aids ridden faggot stop being autistic and go outside and make normal friends. Everyone on this site hates you because you’re a genuine pedotrannygroomer trying to push a self harm method disguised as a miracle cure to the the dumbasses that use this site, just like trannies grooming people into taking literal poison. It’s a miracle you haven’t been banned yet.
dewormlee seethe gemmy



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 β„–89717[Reply]

so there’s this girl i’ve been hanging out with recently. i like her and she knows it but she said she only sees us as friends.
even still, there’s been a couple of times where she said she loved me, and sometimes it feels like there might be a chance.
soyteens should i give up and stay friends or actively try and get this girl to like me

picture unrelated
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 β„–89733

>>89732
she knows i like her through a mutual friend, but i never actually told her that. I think i will try doing this, but i want to wait a month or so

 β„–89734

>>89717 (OP)
Romance with foids is a humiliation ritual

 β„–89737

you should cut her off

 β„–89738

>>89717 (OP)
>she said she only sees us as friends
dont do it. let her be the one to tell you

 β„–89741

>>89738
so how do you recommend i proceed?

 β„–89745

>>89741
Just drop her



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 β„–85865[Reply]

where do i find an evil manipulative woman like this
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 β„–89465

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>>>89387
>yanderes are the best youre just low iq
<nigger

 β„–89762

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>>89460
download r9k

 β„–89776

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>>>>89387
>>yanderes are the best youre just low iq
><nigger
<nigger2

 β„–89777

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>>>>>89387
>>>yanderes are the best youre just low iq
>><nigger
><nigger2
^nigger3

 β„–89778

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>>>>>>89387
>>>>yanderes are the best youre just low iq
>>><nigger
>><nigger2
>^nigger3
<nigger4

 β„–89812

geg you think this exists? maybe for like less than 2% of the population of men



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 β„–89467[Reply]

why are you people so obsessed with deworming i beat homosexuality like a man and without shitting my guts out by just ignoring any gay thoughts, now 2 years later im 0% gay
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 β„–89491

>>89488
geg you are DewormLee

 β„–89518

>>89491
A majority of the people on this niggerfaggot board think you’re the most retarded nigger ever

 β„–89561

>>89518
>majority
no it's you samefagging

 β„–89600

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>no it's you samefagging

 β„–89642

>>89561
insane projection from the autist who samefags as much as the vlodsonpedo did

 β„–89728

>>89642
prove it nigga. there are at least 3 of us dewormGODs here. Also you compare us, those who care about health, with a coally variant goonbait spammer



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 β„–89420[Reply]

should i add my highschool ex on facebook
She's a liberal artwhore and she gave me psychological damage but i miss her so much
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 β„–89474

send her cado

 β„–89502

i miss her so much ngas

 β„–89606

I missed my ex a lot even though she was awful to me but thinking about her made me miserable so I just don’t let myself think about her and now I’m happier.
Delete any photos you may have of her and block her on everything so you don’t have temptations and whenever you even think about her just tell yourself not to.
It’s not easy and will take a while but eventually you’ll just stop caring about her

 β„–89628

yes, if you want to be damaged again

 β„–89644

dm her cado

 β„–89706

give her your magacock and she'll become your submissive tradwife



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 β„–89161[Reply]

Why do most people believe that tanning is always good?
Personally I don't like it, it destroys upper skin layer and it peels off, makes you look like a mixed-race mutt and you may get burnt so that your skin will become red and stay like that for long, that's way worse than brown. I think pure white skin is way better than tanned.
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 β„–89235

real tans are usually good, fake tans look uncanny and make foids look like sluttas

 β„–89240

Foids are ashamed of being white so they try to become brown
Fake tan is nasty it looks like a disease

 β„–89597

>>89168
Sun is the main thing that ages your skin, it worse than a terrible diet

 β„–89598

>>89597
IT'S worse*

 β„–89613

My mom is a southern european that is really tanned naturally, but for some reason she likes to tan more, why are women like this?

 β„–89614

>>89161 (OP)
UV exposure also ages you
I think its a female obsession



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 β„–88721[Reply]

I've seen this asked a few times but I'm not satisfied, I need a definitive answer: Where can you find an actual woman to be with. A woman who will be willing to nurture and love you and who isn't retarded

>University & clubs of an interest you like

College and most interests that have a club (music, games, history etc..) have majority leftoids in it so that's a no go

>Online/Dating Apps

No. Tinder and all that shit is already full of dudes and just meeting online elsewhere like VR Chat or some lame shit is filled with troglodytes, normgroids, leftoids or some combination of those.

>Church Youth Group

Only one that is even worth considering. But all the women at my local churches are taken already
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>>89486
this sounds like some weird fetish, you should deworm and aim for humble aryan sisas of your race

 β„–89494

>>89492
Actually no i just fell for the retarded Game is Game (except kids) advice since i'm a lonely chvd and it took me to the deepest pits of niggerhell. I didn't actually date her tho that would be messed up. The fact that she's pretty much a female Jartynigger makes everything more depressing. I hope my brain made me immune to such behavior after learning the consequences

 β„–89500

>>89494
It's better to try dating sisas only and probably fail and live alone than bond with abhorrent subhuman jardee whores. Because you will hate your life afterwards. Don't fall for it soibros

 β„–89501

>>89500
Yeah i realized that now it seems like i went insane ou algx.

 β„–89542

>>89486
You are a retarded cuck

 β„–89599

>>89542
I will never do this again mb



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 β„–89591[Reply]

convincing women doing porn and sleeping around is "empowering" is probably the most successful psyop ever, now every woman is a nasty whore and every man is addicted to pornography

we must all meet God


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 β„–89483[Reply]

I want to fuck robots
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 β„–89499

>>89483 (OP)
i aswell

 β„–89509

>>89493
androids

 β„–89510

>>89509
name them

 β„–89511

>>89510
Dorothy haze is literal robo-slut but whatever

 β„–89530

>>89511
literal who?
regardless stop masturbating to pornography and find a real hobby, its frying your brain if your getting attracted to cartoons

 β„–89589

>>89530
tsmt do this
>unoriginal content



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 β„–89504[Reply]

if women were actually emotionally intelligent like people say they are, they would know what they are attracted to, they would know why theyre angry, and they would know what they want to eat

 β„–89563

>>89504 (OP)
And they wouldn't be boycotting you because you did something "wrong" and not telling what it is on purpose instead of elaborating and talking it out
fact



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 β„–89415[Reply]

I'm scared. Seems like a massive psyop. Have no idea what that is. But do want to stop gooning to my furry scat porn o algo
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>>89415 (OP)
This joke is partially true, if you have a lot of worms and insert an object into asshole they crawl onto it. This is a way to spread among sodomites.
Gross picture warning

 β„–89498

>>89497
wrong reppey, meant for >>89418

 β„–89506

>>89480
Literally snca, the numbers are so small it doesnt change anything. Also homosexual sex could also be two women.

 β„–89507

>>89497
niggas will genuinely believe anything

 β„–89559

>>89497
I do not have worms tho. I would notice this as I shit a lot, or as I prepare my white ass for bibisi with my finger.

Anon from /b/ learns recycling!



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 β„–85962[Reply]

giggers you missclicked, this is /r9k/, not >>>/qa/

 β„–85986

there's no difference

 β„–85987

is reimu okay?

 β„–89487

bump because fuck you



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 β„–89289[Reply]

can you sad lonely faggots tell me some embarrassing information about your life to bully yall with
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 β„–89376

I cuddle a pillow every night when I sleep

 β„–89381

Bisexuality is my only mental illness

 β„–89386

I'm autistic and the sharty has been my special interest for the past 2 years

 β„–89388

i was supposed to graduate high school when i was 16 but they held me back to graduate when i was 18 bc id get in fights with people

 β„–89392

>>89388

Dat's giga doe

 β„–89482

>>89376
everyene does dis



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