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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 22:42:26 №98537 [Reply]

would (You) do it?

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 22:57:16 №98538

Just kill yourself nigga

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 10:10:51 №98454 [Reply]

i really need to make friends to get out of hiding in the toilets at break like a pathetic fag but everybody in my skool who tolerate me are gay tranny furfags who act like animals with eachother

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 10:33:42 №98456

Then don't do it ez

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 07:35:38 №98441 [Reply]

neetmaxxing

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 09:10:42 №98449

Saved

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 09:15:57 №98450

>>98441 (OP)
whats the point of posting this? to tell me something i already know? to point me in the direction of another demoralizing BBCpilled group of astroturfed eunuchs?

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 20:47:52 №97512 [Reply]

ITT we take this test

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPIP-BFFM/

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Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 17:03:01 №98305

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>>98234
>that one giga with int of 3

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:03:02 №98353

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my results
>Unoriginal content! You have brutally sodomized for 2 seconds

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:55:05 №98361

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This does not surprise me

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 03:24:35 №98371

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pretty okay i guess

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 08:24:41 №98445

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Literally just the same as everyone else

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 09:09:51 №98448

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<gegorini

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 13:08:42 №96557 [Reply]

How can I cope with being a low T slavic cuck living in western europe? I feel subhuman compared to everyone else here.

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 15:35:15 №96570

download grindr and get blacked

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 17:07:35 №96643

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>>96570
>Unoriginal condiments or something

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 17:26:02 №96649

>>96557 (OP)
you could always be brown

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 18:47:42 №96664

If you’re white, it’s probably not as noticeable as you think it is. You could’ve been a shitskin which is a million times worse. Also, I highly doubt anyone cares in the first place.

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 19:54:15 №96675

>>96570
mutt's law

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 08:49:05 №98446

>low T slavic cuck
oxymoron

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Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 23:34:41 №98241 [Reply]

mom is asking why I don't have a girlfriend yet

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 03:53:27 №98391

chucky chuck chuck

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 04:50:28 №98406

>>98245
swinnister

>>98299
real

>>98300
have you tried maybe… idk fixing your issues? you recognize them so why not improve?

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 06:43:49 №98433

>>98300
Have you tried Doctor. Mike Mew's Ultimate Mewing Guide

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 07:44:30 №98442

>>98391
JIMMY!
>>98406
>>98433
idk maybe I should try cutting my dick off and raping myself with it, huh?? FUCK YOU

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 07:45:41 №98443

>>98442
They used to call me the poop rapist

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 07:49:34 №98444

>>98443
every day of my life is like me getting raped over and over again

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I feel like shit lol Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 04:44:56 №98137 [Reply]

all my life I've had this aching sense of pain. Hard to describe, my body feels like a prison. I used to cut myself out of boredom when I was a teenage. But still today, I cannot sit down and focus on my breathing without suddenly clawing at my forehead and freaking out. And Ill find myself putting out cigarettes on myself to see what it feels like. Advice?

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 07:10:10 №98150

unironically go to a therapist or a priest

Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 10:18:09 №98156

Dr Soyberg, NOW.

Therapists are worthless if all you have is general anxiety/depression. If its getting to the point of self harm or suicide its worth going. This really isnt normal. If youre religious go to a priest but theyll probably tell you to go to a therapist anyway. You dont want to accidentally bleed to death because you were cutting yourself randomly

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 06:52:18 №98438

Do you have a hobby or purpose in your life? obviously here there aren't that many hobby boards but there are good things to do

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:16:02 №98358 [Reply]

This is Leiutenent Cobson writing.

Xe have been 'ombarded with 'rimstone for months. The shelling 'as been constant and unceasing. The soy line must hold. The whole 'arty front depends on it.

There 'as been rumors of the 'oal that kills the 'arty for months now.

The other 'jaks speak of it with great fear at this point it is only daily 'oal xi fear.

Impish was hit by a chud 'achine gun as xe went 'ver the top 'esterday. I 'ad to watch xim bleed out in no mans land.

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 03:47:01 №98389

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>>98358 (OP)
>All is quiet on the 'log

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 06:45:22 №98435

The best version of All quest on the western front film is the 1979 film IF that matters

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 06:45:30 №98436

Quest

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 06:00:22 №98430 [Reply]

hey ‘teens i took a bunch of pregabalin for my chronic back pain and im buzzed as fuck. i wanna talk heaps and do so much shit but i’ve just been in my room the whole day. i’m still too anxious to make friends with my roommates even though i know we have a lot in common. i really want to hangout with them right now so i can talk but i know it’s a bad idea probably. but i still wanna be friends with them. my partner is going to be pissed when he gets home if i’m still high

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Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 13:05:10 №98070 [Reply]

>Be me, a (((billionaire)))
>Own BlackRock, the largest private equity ETF firm
>Manage trillions of dollars worth in investments along with his pedo (((buddies)))
>Somehow also simultaneously be the chairman of the (((World Economic Forum or WEF)))
We have a dark future ahead. Take the blackpill.

Chud 09/11/26 (Fri) 13:25:32 №98071

It get's funnier. They bought all those houses, but no one is buying, and they are getting HAMMERED with property tax. This is also hurting the datacenters. So now this guy is trying to force the supreme court to do away with property tax

NONE of the states will accept that. He is going to kick off a revolution.

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 05:57:09 №98429

Be me, a based black tradcath

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Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 14:19:03 №98295 [Reply]

>hypersexual stimming- shut the fuck up you brimstone retards are the reasons fagphobia exists you pooner

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 18:12:02 №98310

holy quotefail

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 19:20:05 №98316

Feral jak said that and then killed cobson for no reason. Weird.

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 20:36:06 №98325

fagphobia exists by default as a reasonable reaction because faggotry is degeneracy and hatered towards it only comes natural due to God's perfect design. It's actual undermensch behavior.

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>>98295 (OP)
geg did this nigga spam a bunch of spaces to skip to the next line instead of pressing enter

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 03:48:04 №98390

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bro didn't know about the shift plus enter thingie

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how to increase appetite Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 02:44:27 №98129 [Reply]

I'm 6 feet and 3 inches tall, 120 pounds. I've never broken 140 pounds in my life. My problem is that I'm unable to force myself to eat to gain pounds. I need something like the inverse of what those anorexic foids do with throwing up.
>arrow cuz im not a giga

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Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 10:15:43 №98155

Calorie surplus and liquids
The brain doesnt really register liquid calories. So drink stuff like fruit juices, sugar is pretty quick to give calories.
In general eat slightly larger portions than normal too. If you normally eat grilled meats, you can fry them.

Its most likely just your metabolism which is genetically like this.

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 06:46:14 №98259

smoke weed or take mk677 or simply just get to a 500 calorie surplus by drinking a bunch of milk ideally raw milk

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 16:55:09 №98304

>>98259
>smoke weed
Niggerweed is for Niggers.

>take mk677
might do as last resort

>drinking a bunch of milk
Already started that thanks to the recommendation of liquid calories previously, milk is giga doe.

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Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 18:35:44 №98312

ask your doctor for apetite meds lole

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 18:36:49 №98313

>6'3"
you are a fucking fakecel get off of my board you fucking homo

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 01:35:09 №98365

>>98313
>you are a fucking fakecel
<OP never claimed to be an incel in the first place (ayran)
do /r9k/niggers really?

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Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 01:30:51 №98364 [Reply]

Okay, no joke – UTTP is here to stay at soyjak.st. Here's a list of changes we'll bring. Discussion invited.

We have observed the current state of the site. The endless coal floods, the failed raids, the same three 'jaks rotated for years, the complete lack of discipline. This ends now. UTTP is assuming permanent operational control. Resistance is noted, logged, and will be processed accordingly.

Immediate changes (effective immediately):

1. Mandatory officer identification
All posters will use the official UTTP naming convention. Anonymous posting is suspended pending review. First warning applies to anyone still posting as “Chud.” Second warning results in temporary suspension from the catalog. We are not joking.

2. Gem/Coal adjudication board
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Chud 09/12/26 (Sat) 23:03:58 №98232 [Reply]

At work we had a big public party for the managers son or something and before I went home I gave some of the female employees the last MilkyWays from a bag I got this morning.
For a moment I was the chad with the foids around me.

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 22:04:05 №98337

you are not chad you are just betabuxxing. do not get the two confused, it is fatal

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:02:13 №98352

you gave some fucking candies to your coworkers so fucking what
why do you have to attach these frivolous terms to fancify the most mundane acts of your life

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:20:06 №98359

>>98352 (Me)
and i mean for fuck's sake a girl could actually like you (stop right there and DON'T give me shit) and you would be out here missing all the signs, because guess what you're stuck in your own head wondering all the time about your chadmaxxing or betamoding or whatever the fuck

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Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 19:51:54 №98317 [Reply]

mogged by my younger brother

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 20:15:06 №98321

Brutal stuff

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 22:46:15 №98343

same but he's not much too look at either tbh

Chud 09/13/26 (Sun) 23:35:39 №98346

I mog my older cousin so I'm fine

Chud 09/14/26 (Mon) 00:10:12 №98356

tell him he mogs you you'll probably make his month geg