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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 13:10:11 №74254 [Reply]

ts Board so corny 🥀

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 13:48:34 №74255

>>74254 (OP)
never lose yuor vrilliant brap

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 13:49:22 №74256

>>74254 (OP)
remember lads, subscribe to BLACKED.COM

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 13:03:32 №74253 [Reply]

mii'a siisa bibisi'oos alas mii'a nooqe hoomoosexyuual oos semtem ziimiine geg

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 12:21:51 №74250 [Reply]

what is this board for ?

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 16:38:37 №74120 [Reply]

I am a retard who cries over games because of how fucking bad I am at every single one of them

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 19:21:02 №74139

dont play them then?

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 19:22:15 №74140

ehy are you bad at gameing

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 21:49:15 №74162

Play sandbox games like gmod then retard

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 22:02:17 №74164

>>74120 (OP)
same actually

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 10:23:22 №74248

Play singleplalyer games or something more casual o algo
I was like this before but just decided to stop playing multiplayer games

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 11:59:18 №74249

>>74120 (OP)
my life is like a video game

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/dg/ - dreams general Chud lwpri75H 12/03/25 (Wed) 04:33:21 №73749 [Reply]

yall got any good dreams?
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>brush, pray, and put on pjs
>go sleep
>dream
>exact same thing every day for the past few weeks
>it feels good
>alarm rings
>tfw its all a dream
i often dream of just being with someone i could know and trust. sounds kinda silly to conceptualize an idea rather than a physical identity, but i mean religions and different societies have their own angels and demons i guess. i guess maybe its just my longing for a true relationship or a friend i could trust; a spot in my life that i often feel voided.
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Chud RtN8M6c6 12/06/25 (Sat) 06:28:24 №74081

>>74077
>I woke up crying
tears of joy and excitement no doubt?

Chud EbwueadN 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:20:47 №74188

Dream 1
I am kayaking in the Florida Keys with my family and we take over an abandoned apartment complex on the shore. Some transition I forgot, then I'm fighting a nigger in a hallway. I walk into a gun store and get shot in the trapezius like that scene in Lord of War where the general tests out the gun on one of his henchmen. Then I walk back into the hallway and fight the same nigger again.
Dream 2
Sitting naked in a bed with 2 naked girls (just talking). Dream lasts like 10 seconds.
Dream 3
Hijacking a helicopter then doing crazy flips and maneuvers. Start bumping into an alien UFO orb with the helicopter.
<
All I can remember but I often have dreams where I can't look at people, or there's a momster but I can't look at it. Dreams where Im very tired.

Chud EbwueadN 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:28:29 №74191

Ive had multiple dreams where I <almost> have sex. Snopes says this means I'm horny

Chud CZT90UO^ 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:12:11 №74201

I had a dream where I got into a fight with my mom and she said she would stop paying for my college tuition 💀 🥀

Chud ne4ZsoA5 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:57:05 №74232

I dream every night, ex last night: Space jeep broke down in a Futurama space suburb then humanoid space pig garbage men came by and ate my tire. Then went and talked to the space pigs to find a space mechanic cause I was in space. I don't know how everyone else sleeps normally, this is every night.

Chud LxkRiLLd 12/07/25 (Sun) 10:16:41 №74247

Ive had dreams before where i shoot people but in the dream its really hard to pull the trigger

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Chud 12/04/25 (Thu) 23:19:15 №73935 [Reply]

How bad is this

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 23:42:43 №74183

>>74157
america or something
>>74172
talk to people or something

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:08:12 №74199

>>74183
but how do I get people to date me though

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:35:13 №74204

>>74183
Are you brown and old nigga?Why should we date nigha, dating is uselles

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:38:36 №74207

>>74199
Go on dating discords

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:39:33 №74208

>>74207
Kys pedonigger brown mutt

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 09:48:51 №74243

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Jokes on you. I don't have a personality.

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brainrot Chud EgLEVl0u 12/06/25 (Sat) 07:18:40 №74090 [Reply]

i'm going to be a retard and make YET another thread like as if i didn't make a billion of them already, —>; >>73315 (OP) but i think i irreparably rekt my brain with porn. you'll geg at this (and you should) but i gooned to way too much hentai and rule 34 that it shits all over my self-image and there might be some things (like media) i can't look at without feeling shame because of it, it feels as if there's a part of me i'll never get back. there's also the fact that i can't really do much and i can't even be comfortable sitting down to watch or play something, not to mention my health is crap. i also keep getting these zits which don't seem to stop. i'm not even worried about anything anymore, i feel empty and have no energy at all. if you were in my position, what would you even do at this point?

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Chud EgLEVl0u 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:04:27 №74185

>>74184
>did you ever gone to see a dermatologist or get some blood work done?
i didn't yet, i honestly probably should

Chud zeCvSfUB 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:32:14 №74192

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>>74185
Get them done asap. If I remember correctly most acne treatments last for 3 or 4 months and some vitamin deficiencies can make your head feel like it's about to explode.
The sooner you can start treatment the sooner you'll see improvements.
I know this sounds like some basic reddit advice but I also neglected proper diet in the past and it made my mood and energy grind to a crawl

Chud EgLEVl0u 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:33:25 №74193

>>74192
noted, this is some good info. thanks

Chud fdKg44d5 12/07/25 (Sun) 02:44:31 №74217

>>>74152
>tsmt
><Nophono is a mysterious entity best known fan for caring fan about a lot of extremely obscure shit. Mentions of the entity first appeared in summer 2025 on /x/
Used a .webp archive award

Chud sOMTYnFt 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:37:05 №74227

>not to mention my health is crap. i also keep getting these zits which don't seem to stop. i'm not even worried about anything anymore, i feel empty and have no energy at all. if you were in my position, what would you even do at this point?
i would go carnivore

Chud EgLEVl0u 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:56:10 №74231

>>74227
i can try it, posting to let you all know i'm still looking at this board sometimes and you can feel free to leave whatever advice you want here

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friend Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:21:44 №74051 [Reply]

my friend just left the sharty and says he won't come back. How do i have him come back?

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:12:40 №74224

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nusoicaca has no friends

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:26:46 №74226

Why do you care that he doesnt want to use the sharty, you still talk to him normally

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 04:17:14 №74220 [Reply]

Troon just tried to groom me on reddit

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 04:47:58 №74221

send screenshot

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 04:48:47 №74222

What are you waiting for teen, it's time to 'oxx

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 09:03:12 №74239

>>74220 (OP)
>Imolying that he uses reddit
Kys

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Chud 12/04/25 (Thu) 15:44:27 №73893 [Reply]

Yesterday when I went into my school's library I noticed they were red ribbons and condoms for the students because of aids awareness week o algo.

I thought it would be a great idea to end my NNN streak with a condom so I went early to school today to take one but they had taken them away and put sweets for christmas or whatever.

What do I do /r9k/?

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Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:41:47 №74012

>>73957
write "supersage" in Email yo sage

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 08:07:28 №74092

>>74011
I did condomcuck, eat the food and never goon

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 21:44:38 №74159

>>74092
>Condomcuck
Geeeg what kind of insult is this kill yourself, answer my question

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 23:00:26 №74175

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>>74159
I acked so I can't answer

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:40:13 №74209

>>74175
No you are just faggot who cant answer, also kys condomnigger

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:40:22 №74210

>cant answer my question

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 01:19:33 №74202 [Reply]

let me make you dinner slut

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the world Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 19:50:03 №74144 [Reply]

Why do food companies make all this junk that makes people fat and infertile, turning us into useless blobs so they can make more money? And why do governments try to shove their ideologies down our throats when they’re just puppets for the same people controlling everything? It’s all just a game to them, and we’re the pawns

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 19:58:20 №74145

cuz da jooz o algo

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 20:41:15 №74151

>>74144 (OP)
Remember those 'troll logic' comics back from when trollface was unironically a meme? One of them was like
>make cakes
>sell cakes
>use money made from selling cakes to make more cakes
>infinite cake
>take over the world because everyone is too fat to stop you now
It's basically that but real

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 20:45:55 №74153

>>74151
modern society is a joke

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 22:54:23 №74174

>>74144 (OP)
Because people like junk food and there is a demand?

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Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 04:36:46 №73963 [Reply]

how do i overcome the need for gf?
never had one so how do i stop caring about them?

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Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 18:38:54 №74032

>>73963 (OP)
Get a bf

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 18:39:49 №74033

>>74026
Pretend to go to church and larp as orthodox on sharty /r9k/

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 18:40:13 №74034

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>>>73963 (OP)
>realise youre an ugly cunt and no girl wants you or improve yourself enough to find a girlfriend

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:13:59 №74043

get a tulpa

Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:55:28 №74045

plan your suicide that's what I do

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 22:11:30 №74166

>>73963 (OP)
realize that women are a distraction from what really matters
Schizo posting on the sharty