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he made the dog bark so he has to give me half of his shit. he spanked the dog when the dog bit our toddlers face off, so he is bad. also, I fed the dog and clipped its nails whereas all he did was go to work.

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Nigga what in tardation is this



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wow i cant believe gross women lie about being ugly omg


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I want to discuss physiognomy and it's practical uses. Essentially, physiognomy is the correlation of the body, especially the facial features, to that of the underlying energy, condition, psyche, or even spirit of a person. An example would be that a long nose is considered to be one of thoughtfulness and patience and vice versa for a short nose. I am only really familiar with western physiognomic uses, but eastern physiognomic traditions and teachings would also make a good discussion for anybody familiar, particularly with the medical applications that the Chinese have developed with facial features correlating to specific organs and their conditions.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7g65k0Vtiw
This video and channel as a whole is a great starting point for the subject and I've learnt a lot of it. I recommend this channel for people interested, even if I'm critical of some of his ideas for physiognomy or some his content.
>inb4 you're schizo/retarded whatever
You can have any opinions on the validity of this and what I believe, but the fact of the matter is that this thread is, at the very least, a lot more fruitful than many threads on here made as obvious bait about how they goon to tranny porn or whatever snopes-verified bullshit. That isn't even mentioning the state of /soy/. You won't convince me of anything with a snarky (snappy) comment, so engage if you're interested, don't if you're not, and that's that.
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If anybody is interested, you can give me a general description of your personality and I'll try to mentally sketch out what your face would look like based off that. I don't know if I'll actually attempt to draw anything since I'm a terrible artist, but I'll at least describe the specific features that correlate with what is described to me, but keep in mind I have to make a lot of intuitive guesses based off the limits of language and our ability to both communicate and process it, so don't consider this a reliable form of physiognomic application, but instead as something I'm trying for fun. Otherwise, feel free to discuss whatever that is related to the thread topic.
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I have found that i can often tell how someones personality or temperament is just by how they look and how they carry themselves, i think it is just our natural intuition

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>>103537
With the logic that the darkest shade of hair is the most traditional, could we say the opposite that the lightest shade of hair is the most unconventional or inventive? It's interesting to recontextualize those conspiracies of Nordic people being aliens with the physiognomy of other races and Nordics in mind, but that isn't to say I believe that geg. If that is the case, then could we say that hair color determines a spectrum of how traditional to otherworldly, or even mystical somebody is? Maybe that's why light-haired Europeans are content and adore their culture so much, as it is so unique to them and they fully embrace it. So perhaps that is also why dark brown-haired people have the tendency to be skeptical and intellectual as you said, since they would occupy a middle ground between traditionalism and modernism or conventional views, which I think the contemporary side is often intellectually expressed through technology.
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That still has me wondering what red hair would signify though? My idea is that similar to the shape pf the lips, which is compromised of two separate spectrum features: the sun-moon spectrum as I call it, with a Solar lip being a broader and lower arch, while a Lunar lip is a higher and more compact arch. This represents the form or shape of communication from how concise to how poetic it is, represented by the sun for the former and the moon for the latter. The second spectrum is what I'd call the Cupid's bow spectrum, which of course physically would be how extreme of a Cupid's bow one has. A higher "percentage" of a Cupid's bow would show the communication is more seductive and vice versa. With all of that context out of the way, I think there is something similar with red hair; it's the Cupid's bow of hair so to speak. This is due to the fact that it isn't dictated by the "default" spectrum, like the sun-moon lip spectrum, but is its own feature part of the whole. More specifically, red hair is caused by the amount of iron in the hair while the color is simply the amount of melanin in the hair. So we can say that, under my hypothesis, the melanin in the hair represents traditionalism-mysticism (can't think of a better term), while iron in the hair represents something else that I'm unsure of yet, but perhaps how expressive one is with the elements represented by the color of hair, similar to how the Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>103581
Geg I remember that too. Very fortunate timing for him since it gave him a good boost in viewership for the time, although his growth seems to have reached a plateau now, possibly because he decided to dedicate his main channel to ramblings about physiognomy and other vaguely related things and put the readings that got him popular on a second channel for some reason. He also focuses too much on anthropology in my opinion. I don't find him to be a great anthropologist, albeit he knows a lot more than me, but the stuff he talks about isn't anything groundbreaking and I just find it boring. People there, like me, are there for the personal and spiritual implications and meanings, not the history of whatever race of people that I could find a billion soyence-approved channels talking about. Albeit I'm a bit salty because it seems like he canned the video idea of determining MBTI type from physiognomy because of the retarded anthropology stuff.

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>>103582
Absolutely, and this is the basic and underlying principle of physiognomy. Just as how a fat man may be waddling around and is very slow in his motor function, a thin man may be quick and move more like a fox, which perhaps is where you hear the stereotype of "the virgin" that keeps his head down and is speed walking by people.

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>>103539
>Because in Western Society there is literally no place where art or poetry or architecture or literature or emotions or values or feelings or love are taken seriously by anyone
Absolutely, and I'd say that this place itself is a hub for a lot of those countercultural people you mentioned, as the soyjak meme itself is rooted in doubting the mainstream scientific consensus on the effects of soy, and thus that theme of skepticism of the soulless and bureaucratic research organizations is present in a lot of the memes and lingo here. Have I not gone on about my skepticism of certain mainstream scientific "facts" in this very thread? If I could put it in terms of Jung's cognitive functions, it's like western society has chosen to prioritize thinking judgements over feeling ones, as feeling functions judge by value while thinking functions judge by logic and practicality. Ignoring how a lot of systems, such as modern architecture, are actually shittier and less practical than they used to be (besides how cheap they are to produce), the way people often justify these things is by saying "It just makes more sense" or "It's more efficient". Our ancestors seemed to have clearly understood the value in beautiful things, which ironically, created a much more functional and efficient system in my opinion, as it synthesized both aspects well. It also reminds me of the meme of alcoholic societies versus weed societies; the weed societies are depicted as primitive, but very spiritual and kind, as they feel no need to conquer or arm themselves much for conflict, so you can say they rely too much on feeling functions in a sense. An example of that would of course be the Germanic tribes of Europe, which may also play a bit into my idea for hair color. On the other hand, an "alcoholic" society like the Romans, while dependent on what era we are talking about to say whether it was generally good or bad, was a society of much strife and conflict between many different kinds of people. By the time that the empire was collapsing, while both of these examples are very vague and I wouldn't confidently say there is too much correlation, you could say they were too reliant on thinking functions, which I would point towards their decline of art, lack of harmony between people groups and even themselves, and yet still insistent on the bureaucratic systems to somehoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>103539
>If you take a person with a certain nature, and drop them into a society that has literally no way to healthily express or foster that nature, then you get Chris-chans and trannies and faggots.
I don't have a wordy response for this, I agree 100%.
>>103540
That's a good observation to ponder. It makes me that, just like a pendulum, we could be swinging back into a more feeling or artistic era for the west. I know by the current situation it doesn't seem to be, but even if a lot of is is internet propaganda, I do believe people are being radicalized, which of course requires some strong feelings invested into an issue to occur. But looking past the politics, I also notice that psychology is a very popular science, however it is often considered a meme degree and isn't very useful on a practical level. I bring it up though because psychology is essentially a bridge between the humanitarian and the scholastic, as it's trying to explain scientifically why we feel and the implications of that. At the very least, this was the intention of psychological work founded by people such as Jung and Freud, although with the rigid scholastic frame of our society that you described, modern psychology is often a lot more soy-coded since it disregards the mental origins and very essence of behavior and expression, and instead chooses to say it's caused by le heckin' chemicals n shiet, but never discovering the root cause of WHY those chemicals and hormones behave the way they do and why they behave uniquely in every individual beyond saying its genetics and environment. However, I know the many foids getting psychology degrees don't care about that snca and are genuinely interested in the spirit of psychology, the humanitarian side of it. I think this is why I'm so fascinated by these topics if you couldn't tell already.



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I was born in Australia, however I am only quarter white, with the rest being East Asian basically. I am not going to specify what kind of mix because it might be specific enough to dox me. I have a perfect life and I love this country but everyday I am reminded of how little I fit in. I feel disgust when I see the asian diaspora doing their bullshit in this country, but then I have to remind myself I can't be self-hating because I am the same race as them. The only way for someone to visibly notice that I am not fully East Asian is if they were some 1950s racial anthropologist who can tell that my eyes are slightly more deep set than the average chink and my hair is a little more wavy. I basically come from a line of two cases of oxford study. My Grandpa is an immigrant from Europe who decided the first thing to do in Australia was to fuck an Asian woman. Luckily, my dad and uncles came out looking pretty much mostly white looking, think keanu reeves. Unfortunately, my dad decided the best course of action in a 95% white Australia (at the time) was to continue the tradition and make another Asian baby. I can't really blame him since he was an incel during his late teens and early 20s, and he met my mum because she approached him first. I try not to and don't want to hold resentment towards my parents, as they probably didn't know what they were doing and still raised me pretty well. However, one of my uncles made a brilliant move and decided to marry a literal A10 blonde haired scandinavian woman. I have 4 cousins and they basically look 100% white, with one of them having blonde hair and green eyes. Again, you couldn't tell unless you were a 1950s racial anthropologist. Basically they'll be able to enjoy life in Australia without ever questioning their identity, and will likely grow up to be huge commie fags like the rest of the white people here. The other uncle was a truecel and moved to the US so I never hear from him. I don't know how to feel, I guess I would've never been born the way I am if I didn't have this mix since I'm basically the only non kikeraped person in my family.
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fellow mutt here I feel your pain op

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>>103367
hapa too, yeah it's hard.
you still get some jbw though, if you like noodlewhores

 β„–103428

You either have to stop believing in racist shit, or kill yourself.

 β„–103443

shit nobody cares about stop spending 10 hours a day on /pol/ you brainrotted fucktard

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>>102887 (OP)
what a horrid 'jak saint elliot doesnt look like that

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>>103428
Ok niggerfag, I greatly appreciate your input.



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 β„–103591[Reply]

site is back

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nuswa, you don't need to put your email in

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>nuswa, you don't need to put your email in
so why is it an option

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>>103601
Whenever I say something that could get me β€˜nished I put the school email of someone I dislike.



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 β„–103535[Reply]

I need a way to get out my incel rage.
Recommendations?
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>>103585
>troon out, start watching anime, find trans friends and date them!
<Unoriginal content

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>>103587
it is the only way out

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>>103590
The only way out for you is to put a loaded shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger

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>>103592
no all the truecels will become trans!

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>>103594
you're baiting mi o algo

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>>103595
no actually i dont



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 β„–103365[Reply]

I can never be confident about anything, even when I know I have something good, I just have this constant underlying feeling that nothing lasts, nothing is guaranteed and everything could fall apart at any moment
Is this too much or is it kind of a good thing assuming it never becomes a constant fear or anxiety disorder that controls my life? I feel like people are overly confident and take everything for granted until it's too late so maybe it's good not to be like that

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>>103365 (OP)
stop gooning and it'll help your confidence
learn to fight and use that to express your inner bvll

never give in and use (((meds)))

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>>103369
I always wanted to nevergoon but I keep fucking up
I think the key to not giving into the urge is to simply have something else to do, so I'll try to just stay occupied whenever even the slightest thought or impulse arises

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>>103579
yes this is a good mindset and way to avoid it, i also just try to think of how shitty i feel after it and that theres no point

 β„–103589

nothing is guaranteed and everything can fall apart at any moment thats a fact a life stupid

the difference between you and a succesful person is that the succesful person knows they might fail and they try anyway

its up to you to make your dreams reality, to enforce your wills and desire on the world and do so despite the risks and fears.

you need to remind yourself that whatever misery might come from trying and failing to achieve your dreams is still infinitely better than the misery of knowing your never tried in the first place.

better yet you might find the struggle itself to be an enjoyable experience, lots of people do



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 β„–103632[Reply]

There is no point to living in this world, our only purpose is to only bring it down faster, what are the best ways to become a nigger and ruin the government

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do you see actual niggers ruining the government
ding dong jackass the answer is no so do you still want to act like a nigger

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Nihilism sucks



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 β„–103302[Reply]

I can endure things when I have someone to share my struggle with or at least relate/talk to about it

i hate having to go through things knowing no one gives a shit its tiring
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We are here mf, we are listening

 β„–103359

If you can't go through things without others you are weak.

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>>103353
this is why white people are going extinct thank god

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>>103304
I don't want to be that guy, but one of the purposes of religion was to giving meaning to life for those that were in hopeless situations.

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>>103388
Why would you be "that guy"? That's a pretty good answer. Religion was quite a lot more serious before like the 70-80s and I guess it gave a lot of people something to turn to. I guess theyd go talk to their priest.

I wish i was religious but i cant force myself to be it. I just dont believe in it and im not going to pretend to. Also most churches are either jewish or faggot-loving, you dont have much left of the old type

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>>103359
No OP is just a foid



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 β„–103522[Reply]

Sometimes I wish I lived 200 years ago. Even with the amount of knowledge I've gained as a result of the internet, I'd gladly accept no sharty and dying at 35 if it means I get to talk with people who actually wish to learn the truth, know basic logic, and have an average IQ above 115, and where I can become as rich as Elon Musk sitting around writing books.

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People 200 years ago didnt die at 35. Dying early in the past is a myth. If you lived past the age of like 15 you basically passed all the early skill checks, and were likely to live until you were at least 60

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>>103522 (OP)
retard thinks he would be apart of the middle class in the 1800s

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>>103530
Anyone who is not upper-middle class or above right now would have been a peasant in that era honestly. It would have sucked

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>Big nigger lips frognigger
>Averishit

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>Don't forget my furfag character and wholesomerio frog because it's just apart of my 'tism okay!?



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 β„–103603[Reply]

24 years old and i have no sex or sleeping with another man and no traveling with another man or being loved geeeeg the friends that i used to know are having sex with each other and they send naughty messages to each other and have friends that have sex and i have only had one boyfriend at 22 who i gave my first mouth kiss and my friends who are 19 and 20 already had sex with everyone of the friend group and have also go to get sex in the butt in midwest furfest ev&doe they already had sex with their friends and one of them wants to have sex with me geeeeeg who was my ex boyfriend geeeeg but bro has sex with everyone also geg and i am a gay ev&doe it is not allowed but i just want to vent geeeeeg and i have not have sex or intimacy with no one geg ev&doe i had a boyfriend but blud had sex with a lot of men geeeeeg

i know it is brimstone but i want to say and express

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also i am not a furry please do not sage

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>>103603 (OP)
First of all, clean up this wall of wordswordswords I can barely understand it.
I will try to help you to the best of my ability; So you're saying that out of all people in your friend group, you have never had sex with someone else?

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>i have only had one boyfriend at 22 who i gave my first mouth kiss
Fakecel

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>>103607
yes pretty much

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not reading all that kill yourself furfag



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I vape. right now I got a blackberry blueberry pulse X geek bar. Pretty good. Almost done with it tho. The juice stuff only has 13 left. 13 what? I don't know. just 13 left.
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>>100105 (OP)
Way to go 'teen.

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up
>jekdkeklekekfjfjjr

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>>100122
imma try this

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alkdjflkasdjdlkjasfdljasfdlkj

 β„–103571

Vaping is slopjak behavior.Kys Drug junkie,you are the same like the stoners and alcoholics you area danger to society you were already born retarded and drugs will worsen it.

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>>103571
nuswa its too ESL.



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 β„–102602[Reply]

Why don't you work out? Not only will you be objectively sexier, but you can harm people you don't like better.
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>>102632
listen to music or read something while working out

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Because I'm lazy. Next

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buncha troons and fags in here. not the right place.

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I dont really like going out or doing anything that requires me to interact with people and so

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Didn’t work, doesn’t work
You’ll just be a gymcel

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Also you can lift off hanging troons with pure arm and shoulder strength



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 β„–103352[Reply]

I don't talk to anyone irl and I don't have any friends. This site is my only connection to the outside world
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>>103354
I know. It fucking sucks this is how my life is, but I can't do anything about it. I'm already 19. I'm too old to learn how to socialize and connect with other people. People like me just don't get nice things.

 β„–103374

Boo fucking hoo normies can suck my ass hole because I am king of the internet and I can say NIGGER. What could you possibly want from a GOY.

 β„–103376

Make something of yourself. Learn about things you care fan about and if you can do them then get good at them. You have a huge advantage over normgroids that live in a soap opera with constant petty drama or normgroids that were parents before they left high school. You don't have anyone to hold you back or tell you snarky remarks.

 β„–103398

I've haven't spoken to irls in a while, I've been letting those bridges slowly rot tbh

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>>103376
I don't care about anything thats cool or useful. Besides, whats the point of getting good at something if I can't show anyone it.

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>>103352 (OP)
schizo gemerald



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 β„–103503[Reply]

>class of 29 students
>project with maximum of 2 partners per team
You can fill in the blanks with this one, yeah?
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>>103503 (OP)
Lucky. Having full control of the project was always better for me. most of the groupmates I had were incompetent and slowed everything down.

 β„–103545

You got to get into an awesome group of 3, congrats!

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I do have two friends in that class. We sit together and have studied together outside of class.
We def would have been together had there not been a rule against groups of three (unless the prof changes his mind). The signup sheet only had two lines per time slot. It’s ultimately just unlucky, since the way the signup sheet was passed around it ended up with both of them first who signed up together. If it came from the other direction I likely would have been with one of them.
It’s not like a slideshow speaking presentation or whatever. It’s an actual skills demonstration where you go down to the professor’s professional practice in the town and do some hands-on work.
I don’t have a car and I only know a friend of a friend who does, so I might just have to walk the mile down there myself. Which I’ve done before to get my computer fixed because I didnt want to bother asking anyone. I also walked down there for fun to get some food with my good friend who was my roommate last year (who has a car funnily enough) but he is not here this semester.
It’ll be awkward but whatever. I’m competent enough.
Not the first time I’ve been leftover scraps. Several times in middle school I just got left out and had to do stuff my myself. One time in junior year of HS (lmao) the teacher had everyone self-sort into groups and I couldn’t fit in so after 5 minutes when most people were already working I had to go up to the teacher and asked to be assigned to one. (Makes me cringe and laugh just to remember.) Interestingly I never got picked last for PE sports since I’m pretty lean and fast.
So yeah I guess it’s just an unlucky roll of the dice that I’m alone this time. But it just feels like pretty par for the course and I should’ve expected it.

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I have a project coming up soon and my group never contacted me im roping

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>>103562
Ive always been a spiteful SLF for group projects. If you need to, do it all yourself. But leave a large label saying "By XYZ" at the bottom of every single slide, and present the whole fucking thing. Check the document right before presenting to make sure its not been edited. If they cannot be arsed, make sure it is known. Throw them all under the bus. Again, its SLF chud behaviour, but i couldnt give less of a shit. If they cant even be arsed to make a slide or two with AI they deserve it.

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>>103563
lol i'm a little bitch and have never done that. i did a whole presentation literally by myself, the graphics, the voice-over, everything. got an A- and they got the same grade. they're all popular and they probably don't even remember i was in their group.



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