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 β„–88401[Reply]

what made you wormpillers decide that taking a horse dewormer would get rid of any lust/faggotry/altered mental state would actually work?

 β„–88403

it worked for me

 β„–88426

Because it somewhat worked with human dewormers (for me) and horse one is simply stronger version with better effects

 β„–89092

because of le faggotory trends from shittok

 β„–89093

>>88401 (OP)

man up blud….



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 β„–88659[Reply]

I literally can't stop gooning how do I ACTUALLY stop dude
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 β„–88669

Work out and make friends
Decrease internet usage

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>>88669
do dis as well

 β„–88887

>Become islamic

goat fucker typed this

 β„–88905

just reduce the amount of porn u watch/consume i guess? idk i don’t have this addiction anymore because i just got a life and it becomes harder to goon when u got other shit going on with ur life

 β„–89087

>I literally can't stop gooning how do I ACTUALLY stop dude
le solution is use ze chasity belt



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 β„–89038[Reply]

srsly bros, is it weird I just want to hold something soft while I sleep?
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>>89055

Stuffed shark I got from an aquarium, it’s incredibly soft

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>>89045
Unfortunately I’m allergic, so idk if that’s an option

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>>89063
Have you tried deworming your cat? Whatever substance the cat deposits after licking its fur could be a sign to deworm along with your cat.

 β„–89074

I guess it's kinda childish but who cares if it makes you happy and sleep better then knock yourself out

 β„–89078

Literally who gives a shit

 β„–89081

not really
and also not really something you should care about what other people think of



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 β„–88874[Reply]

It's like 2 in the morning as I write this, so forgive me if it gets nonsensical. (included a stupid doodle of my shark guy if that matters)

I used to be ok at making friends. that was until sophomore year, I realized that I was always the "backup friend" for everybody I ever talked to/was "friends" with. Im graduating on the 24th, I've committed to a college for a marine bio degree, and im dreading having to talk to people. I honestly feel like I've already wasted my life.

Ive been holed up in my mom's apartment for the last 2 years. All my attempts at hanging out or contacting people had resulted in unanswered texts or being left on read. So instead, I started rotting on my shitty pc sinking hours into Troonfortress 2. I used to love the game, used it as a comfort thing to supplement my nonexistent social life. objectively the worst decision I ever made.


I met a few people on the game, unfortunately, most of them are retarded gay/trans furniggers (although I am technically a furry, I try to not be associated with a majority of them.)

I talk to them sometimes, but it just feels off. All of them are a little odd in one way or another, and it bothers me. Yet I feel like im too anxious/retarded to speak to normal people. It makes me so angry that im not part of a freind group, or have somebody to talk to or do stuff with. Like it's getting to the point whenever I see a group of friends havin fun, or a happy couple together, I just want to see that joy taken from them. It just feeds my cycle of rotting on the computer or just lifting weights to distract myself.
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>>89037
Thank you fellow 'teen, I appreciate it. trying this stuff tmmr. I'll try and post an update after a while to document progress

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>>89035
Not the OP, but do you know anything about facial slimming/debloating? I don’t stay particularly hydrated, and I’m relatively out of shape, but I don’t eat a lot of salt, and I’ve never been fat, so I don’t know why I’ve always had such a fat/bloated face

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>>89043
Not only salt can bloat you, lack of sleep, high sugar (spikes your insulin which in turn makes you store more water in your face), alcohol and other things. Regarding your situation specifically I can almost safely say that you're probably not lean enough, you should be aiming to below 15% bodyfat atleast. If you're anything above 15% you're fat, straight up. Also you should be spamming water. 2l daily atleast. Preferably mineral water, if you can't do that then do regular water and throw in some cucumbers or some lime or lemon. You want to do this because if you drink electrolyte free water you'll just end up pissing away (litteraly) the electrolytes in your body. Also stay the fuck away from tap water, get a osmosis filter if you can. I have one and it's prett cool. Worst case scenario you could just use diuretics but I wouldn't recommend that. Good luck soycaca

Tldr: Get leaner fatty, spam electrolyte rich water.

 β„–89048

>>89039

Make a new thread if you're gonna do an update. I scroll r9k in the mornings so I'll probably see it.

 β„–89064

your "shark guy" looks like a fat furry

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>>89047
Thanks, man. I just got a job that’s pretty active and I don’t like to eat while I’m working, so losing weight shouldn’t be an issue. I’ll try to fix my sleep and start drinking more water. I’ve been using one of those Zero filters for a few years, but I don’t actually know how good it is, as it’s not reverse osmosis. I’ll have to get a proper system when I get more money. I also started taking Equate creatine monohydrate and whey powder (which is goyslop, but the stuff without additives is like 3x the price) yesterday, so I’ll see how those affect me when I start going to the gym



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 β„–88911[Reply]

Blackpill is nigger ideology

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>>88911 (OP)
DID ZOU THAT FISH PEE IN WATER ZOU DRINK!?!?!?

 β„–88915

Blackpill/lookism debunked:
All white people can get laid due to JBW theory
All black people can get laid because black women will fuck anything
All east asians can get laid due to money being a significantly bigger factor in east asian countries
All spics/seasians can get laid due to having 40 prostitutes per 100 men
All muslims/indians can get laid due to arranged marriage

 β„–89059

>>88911 (OP)
Guess I'm a nigger

 β„–89060

BP is for faggoted worthless niggers

we should have always been pushing the whitepill. the blackpill just created a million troons and faggots. the whitepill would have done the opposite



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 β„–87994[Reply]

So, it looks like I overdosed on Ivermectin. About two days ago, I took 6-8 ml (40 mg per ml) at once.
<nigger
Before all this, I had terrible bloating. It lasted for about three years, and absolutely everything I tried to get rid of it didn't help. I had numerous stool tests, but the results were normal, no worms. In my desperation, I even thought it was psychosomatic.
<nigger
I eventually came across a thread about the deworm pill. I tried albendazole first. My bloating subsided a bit. I took three pills at once. It got even better. A few days later, I tried veterinary fenbendazole. I took more than the recommended dose for dogs, but it didn't make me sick. My bloating almost completely went away.
<nigger
About two days ago, I took this dose of ivermectin. Then I realized what I'd done. I went to the pharmacy and bought some activated charcoal. I thought everything would be fine after that, so I went home to bed. The next morning I woke up in a terrible state. Everything had such terribly oversaturated colors, my vision seemed limited and tunnel vision. Everything was falling out of my hands. I looked in the mirror. My lips were blue, like a corpse. My consciousness was very confused. In my head, it felt like several entities were having a conversation. I was hallucinating. When I lay down and closed my eyes, I began to see floating geometric patterns. I went to a drugstore and bought a whole pack of activated charcoal. I drank it all in one sitting. I felt very tired. I went to bed.
<nigger
I'm writing this some time after waking up. I'm feeling a little better, and my lips aren't blue anymore, though my vision remains an issue. At least my tummy isn't bloated anymore.
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 β„–88961

nigger youre only supposed to take 0.2mg/kg as the og parasite schizo DYOR(do your own research) BEFORE TAKING ANYTHING

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>>88961
You're right. Honestly, it's a miracle I'm alive. Should I take any action now that the symptoms have gone away? Like nootropics maybe.

 β„–88996

I'm doing this rn so I can get high

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>>88996
what dosage did you take

 β„–89003

>>88998
Im not doing it rn but I want to, I'm hoping some body does to see fatal blue lip dose, and fun color dose and then Ill copy them.

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>>89003
why DO you wanna get high?



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 β„–88794[Reply]

I talk to girls online but it's getting boring, like i fake everything and they buy into it and I'm starting to think they should pay me for the experience cause i really do make them feel loved, i am so bored with this neet life i might start a fake misanthrope server where my foot soldiers just troll people and provide me with entertainment
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>>88803
What reddit shithole did you crawl out of man, I've been here since the early 2020s i just don't care for your faggot slang, also wtf does love mean? How r women gonna be using me for sex when I'm the one using them to get off? Why would i care ab betrayal if i already bled her dry anyways, what gay fantasy r u buying into, it's retards like u that make me think ab going volcel cus why would i buy into sex when it's only pleasurable to trick me into reproducing, ur def latrinx

 β„–88825

>>88794 (OP)
>I talk to girls online but it's getting boring
this is why i dont have any women friends anymore. im not sure if it was a good or bad idea cutting them off, but i dont regret it.

>I'm starting to think they should pay me for the experience cause i really do make them feel loved, i am so bored with this neet life i might start a fake misanthrope server where my foot soldiers just troll people and provide me with entertainment

brim

>>88797
trvke

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>>88794 (OP)
>i am so bored with this neet life i might start a fake misanthrope server where my foot soldiers just troll people and provide me with entertainment
i literally did dis, founded and led a trolling server for the past 3 years. they're good people but by god it's stupid difficult to tardwrangle some of them. 300 members at present

 β„–88866

>>88828
But if i create a server on disctroon I'll just be discuck's unpaid employee so I'll just start my own platform

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>>88825
>do you guys talk to random foids that you find online or women near/in your city?
(88800 here) i used to talk to random foids, from my city or SNCAville where-ever

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>>88825
It is only reserved for chads retard DUHHHH



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 β„–88406[Reply]

sorry if i sound retarded, im esl and shieeeet. also no ><nigger spaces
im so tired of the lack of communication. in two months that ive been lurking here, ive typed more text than in the previous few years of my internet life. this is one of the few places online that doesnt make me nauseous(except qa). i clearly missed its heyday, cause chatting on a board with 5 pee pee ash isnt really fun, but i kinda like it anyway. i hadnt been on imageboards before btw, browsed 'cuck a bit, but there's so much porn everywhere it's unbearable.

overall, i feel like my life is meaningless. every day, i jump from one distraction to another until its time to go to sleep. mostly watch jewtube or masturbate. its a neverending cycle. i dont have any friends and have never had anyone i was truly close to. irl i feel like people are disgusted by me. online all my halfhearted attempts to chat with someone end with them ghosting me. even if we did start discussing something, that person would eventually ghost me anyway, just because im a sad boring faggot. and even if we some how get a bit closer, ill eventually ghost them myself cause they dont meet some specific criteria for my "perfect friend" image or for some other retarded reason. yet i feel like all my problems are caused by the fact that i never had someone to really talk to. i just dont know what to do. every online community wether feels like flock of circlejerking faggots or has been abandoned for ages and is 90% made up of newfags and passers-by.

sometimes thoughts about wasted time come flooding in, i may cry a bit, but in the end, the cycle repeats itself and i go with the flow again. every other normie is just as ambitionless and amorphous as i am. idk.

i think ill read reppeys and get off the shitty too, idk.
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 β„–88963

Ive met one cool person on duolicious once i only really got it as a joke and usually conversation would just end up in ghosting eachother but we managed to stay friends for a few months he used the sharty aswell and we got along better than with any other person i met online maybe not the best recommendation but who knows

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>>88963
ive thought of using it before, i expected it to only be used by trolls and trannies geg.

did u use real pictures of yourself there? i might actually make an account

 β„–88970

>>88967
there are alot of trannies on trolls on there im not sure how the site is now i havent used it in a long while

I did put a real picture of myself

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>>88970
damn, not sure if i wanna put my face on there. not because im ugly, but because i dont want people to know im using that shithole.

worth a try i guess.

 β„–88974

>>88406 (OP)
Do you live in a city or in the middle of nowhere ?

 β„–88979

>>88974
yuropoor and i live in a town, but my friends could maybe hop on it one day to troll people and see me on there



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 β„–88812[Reply]

Everyone IRL thinks I'm "nonchalant" because I'm too socially retarded to strike up a conversation with anyone

 β„–88823

Normies really like how autists/psychopaths act, but if you actually tell them youre either of those they instantly recoil in disgust. What is the reason of this?

 β„–88841

>>88823
pop media told them it's le bad

 β„–88855

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This happens to me at school. I just say "alight bro" and just awkwardly laugh when normies make jokes around me. I think it helps that I'm black and there is a massive aspie in my science class everybaldi laughs at. Ig they just see me as a chill nigga

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>>88855
>I’m an intelligent young man

 β„–88908

people either view me as non chalant or they can see through my eyes and see the socially inept man i am, i think it’s the ladder. Either people think I'm nonchalant or autistic or a future mass shooter and idk why

 β„–88977

>>88841
>they listen only to what the media tells them to think
do normies really?



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 β„–88972[Reply]

Ever since I moved to the States I've noticed how easy Indians have it with black people. They all love us for seemingly nothing, contrast with the native white people. In fact, I've seen many Indian men hit it off well with black women. Does anyone know why this is?

 β„–88976

blacks exist on the sharty?



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 β„–88968[Reply]

hello r9k

 β„–88969

hello haruhi



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 β„–85454[Reply]

How many dates it took (you) to ask her to be your girlfriend? I am pretty sure she likes me just need to time it right
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 β„–88810

none I just randomly started making sexual remarks like an autist and she was into it

 β„–88811

get her some flowers or a small gift on the second date and ask her out. i believe in you

 β„–88863

few months after i confessed my feelings for her although we knew eachother for 2 years prior to that

 β„–88926

>>85454 (OP)
Both foids i was with (one situationship and the other one that i'm still dating) kind of just randomly gravitated towards me and asked me out and confessed to me first. Tbh idk what i did to get that lucky (keeanu reeves called me breathtaking or something) , but i'd say that about 2 or maybe 3 dates is enough to confess to a foid. But the earlier you try, the better.

 β„–88928

>>88806
Yeah it's sometimes better to wait a bit than rush things, sometimes when you're actually person that she's into she will just ask you instead, but remember that some people actually might think that you reject them by not confessing so it's good to make sure before hand that she actually likes you.

 β„–88965

Just inquire more about her feelings



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 β„–88188[Reply]

trannies groomed all the autistic girls i could have dated i fucking hate the school system and internet
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giga on the right in 2nd image

 β„–88886

>>>88295
>(keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek)

green hands typed this…

 β„–88898

It's insane how many ftms there are online also girls that say pedos dni in bios r funny bcs do u think a pedo is gonna look at that n go ok ill take my non offending map ass somewhere else

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>>88300
xhey just poonout after being lesbian

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>>88188 (OP)
TSMT this is why I want a sharty gf

 β„–88964

Happened to me too im ashamed of my past



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 β„–88411[Reply]

I made my pooner gf not want to poon out, is this winning?
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>>88646
Pooner avatarfagging as chris from family guy GEG

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>>88658
welcome to r9k nu-robotGOD

 β„–88718

>>88646
You 100% look female but nobody has snapped you out of your delusion because in this day and age its considered a hate crime

 β„–88867

if she's happy and you're happy then it is

 β„–88868

It's overinvesting

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>>88867
We are, also last night we read the san diego mass shooters manifesto and laughed at it geg.



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 β„–88888[Reply]

haha i won
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>>88889

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! FurGODS won!!!

but yeah quote jsid blud…sharty has run its course, normgroids are starting to appropriate our culture n shiiet mane…

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>>88888 (OP)
janiggers DELETE this thread. urgent reported for embedded 'p btw

 β„–88944

>>88888 (OP)
kys bro

 β„–88948

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>>88944
head back to tiktok, swine

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>>88888 (OP)
>>88948
She's cute, what's her name?

 β„–88954

>>88953

Averi

artist is fiddleafox



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