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 74682[Reply]

how evil are you guys
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 74906

I’m an anti-hero sigma male rizzler

 74935

>>74682 (OP)
what even is evil though?
>>74689
like this guy for instance
hedoesnt even do anything. He just watches some dumb bitch and takes her picture, who cares?
the goycattle get riled up over anything smh

 74937

>>74935
i think it's like hurting people in tangible ways for your own pleasure

 74951

>>74937
but sometimes that is necessary though
sometimes you need a cop that enjoys beating niggers to beat up violent niggers

 76047

really evil, but no one else sees me that way. maybe its just in my head albeit.

 76056

>>74707
I would say sadistic



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 75872[Reply]

Do any of you also get extremely gory dreams sometimes? If you do, I’d really like to hear about them and what you think causes them/how to prevent them. I had them more growing up but now that I’m almost an adult they occur only every few months or so.
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I had one last night that I remember so vividly that I can still recall it after going through my whole day. If you don’t want to read this SNCA then don’t, or something.
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The dream took place in squid games, weirdly. I haven’t interacted with anything related to the show in at least over a month. Anyways it was an alternative second rendition of the games but with fans of the show as players. They obviously knew what they were getting themselves into and seemed to be mentally prepared at least, and eager at best, for the infamous gruesome challenges.
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I was thrown right into the action, not as a player but as a video game style spectator. I had cinematic shots, POV views, and such which switched often. I could hear the announcer’s comments but also the voices of the participants. The first and only game I witnessed was a mix of a race, maze, and parkour course where the walls and floors were incredibly slimy and slippery. This game was also a sort of team competition, although I don’t remember what the team goal was. I only remember some players sneaking in dyes to change their shirt colors from red to blue and vice versa so they could be on the same team as their family or friends.
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As the game continued more people had presumably made it to the end, so I turned my focus from those struggling behind to the ones closer to the finish and noticed that a gap in the floor had formed between the maze end and the finish line. I guess the limit of survivors had been reached and no more were allowed through, like in fall guys. Many broke down into tears, anger, and frustration while others turned to begging, praying, and even human sacrifice and other rituals like pouring blood over other’s faces just for the chance of being made an exception.
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 75970

I had this bizarre dream a few days ago, I was at school and some people were bullying me. I tried to punch them, and when it connected I was just overcome with such a feeling of weakness. It was like my whole body was drained of strength. I then remember them laughing and brutally beating me, it was one of the scariest dreams I've ever had. Everytime I think about it I just feel this weird feeling of horrible fear, like I'm a tiny child being beaten and unable to comprehend what's happening. Any dreamGODS have an idea of what this means?

 75973

1. I circumsize myself and eat the foreskin
2. I saw my dick in two
3. My skin disappears, starting at random points and expanding until Im a red gory mess
4. The bottom dead skin of my feet seperate from the rest of the skin, its very thick. Still hanging on, creating a moist nasty cavity.

 76011

<1
driving car when no lights were on and outside was only illuminated a bit by the moon, suddenly I splatter something on my windshield, idk if it was human or an animal
>wake up
<2 weird necrotic dream not really gore
see this nice nude pale petite aryan girl with white hair and white skin, get closer, touch her, suddenly she turns her back and her skin starts to become black and hardening in the shape of ferrofluid, she starts crying while she notices.
>wake up
<3
Spawn in this forest probably not too far from civilization, find a house where a family lives along the unpaved road, basically farmer family doing their thing, enter house and ask for directions or something, suddenly a sharpnel grenade is thrown inside the house, instinctively I yeet myself out as soon as I see it, boom, family all splattered across the room, panic, start to run away, see an abandoned villa, a ghost old woman watches me angrily, get back to the road, a MIB approaches me with a suitcase, opens it and shows some documents.
>wake up

I had some more gore-y dreams but usually it happens after drinking too much vodka before sleep and I can't remember shit, but for sure I woke up with like 200bpm heart rate

 76015

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>>75970
its time anon. you know what to do. become the hero soyjak party needs.

 76016

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>its time anon. you know what to do. become the hero soyjak party needs.
<unoriginal content o algo

 76026

When I was like 12, i had a dream where i killed my friend and had to hide the body under a rock. I remembrr feeling relief that it was just a dream when i woke up.



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 73664[Reply]

I just relapsed after a 40 day streak and I want to leave some advice here for others. Don't let your guard down even if you haven't done it for a long time, your addiction will strike when you least expect it, you truly get rid of it once you completely stop thinking about it. Avoid seeing or even thinking of things that can trigger you to relapse. Don't give up after losing your streak, it's gonna be a lot harder to break out of it again if you go back to doing it everyday. Good luck to anyone else struggling with this.

 73700

just dont eat goyslop lol

 73701

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your problem is keeping a streak

 75976

>>73664 (OP)
I'll take a cold shower in dedication to you. Please don't give up.

 76020

>>73664 (OP)
I was on day 22 of not gooning and i just did it twice today and now i want to hang myself

 76022

since i traumatized and damaged my brain with almost 5 years of constant gooning, it's easy for me to never relapse
i recommend that you stop before you get to that point though

 76024

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you guys care about this way too much
i jerked off for the first time in about two months yesterday because i saw some porn that really turned me on and i'm not bothered since it was a one-off thing

if you're obsessively counting the days and constantly thinking about how you're not jerking off you're doing it wrong
i started feeling really lonely a few months and that was enough for masturbation to lose all appeal to me and fall out of my routine



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 76012[Reply]

why don't you just buy a starter house and a basic ford truck on a part time starter job and then hit on women at the office until one marys you and get her pregnant? are you stupid?

 76013

tsmt started doing this when i was 18, im now 34 and just married my beautiful 200 pound pug-faced wife. life is good!

 76021

>WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET YOURSELF BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, HUH?



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 69614[Reply]

Is it common to be an adult virgin in (your) country?
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 69701

no here everyone is a normie sexhaver

 73058

If your not white then it’s over.

 73063

where is this even common

 75991

>>73063
China

 76001

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>>69614 (OP)
It’s becoming more common. I’m one

 76002

>>76001
Will 'Hoeflation' Cure Dysgenics But Cripple Civilization?



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 75430[Reply]

What's the most effective way to study for exams? I'm getting nigger tier grades at my school for wasting too much time on this site
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 75688

>>75683
Do the CIA study methods work?

 75691

>>75430 (OP)
Personally, I only study for subjects that I actually care about and I'm interested in while doing the bare minimum for everything else.

 75706

nusois, I was valedictorian back in high school. AMA about studying and I will answer

>>75433
for learning english, don’t just memorize a bunch of vocab and grammar. instead, learn specific things that are useful in sentences and that you say a lot. examples:
‘i realized’, ‘as a result’, ‘most importantly’. You don’t even have to do this in a structured manner, just out of curiosity.
focus on these and you’ll realize you can speak a LOT more fluently and can talk about actual things.

if its language in the essay writing sense then it works the same way. starting the essay is the hardest part, so come up with a standard way to do it so you don’t have to think about it from now until the end of time. for instance I start all my essays with some relevant generalization about the subject (‘we live in a society where…’, ‘ever since the dawn of civilization…’)

for any other subject, you need to understand that there is a very efficient way to learn them, and it isn’t what you think.
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 75709

>>75706
>for learning english, don’t just memorize a bunch of vocab and grammar. instead, learn specific things that are useful in sentences and that you say a lot. examples:
‘i realized’, ‘as a result’, ‘most importantly’. You don’t even have to do this in a structured manner, just out of curiosity.
focus on these and you’ll realize you can speak a LOT more fluently and can talk about actual things.

I'm not ESL and it's mainly business English.

>b) sit there for hours memorizing stuff


My Dad says only third worlders do this

 75710

Failqouted again award but nvm since i don't have time for this

 75996

>>75706
thank you nugga i love you



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 73556[Reply]

I survived NNN this year. It's my first time. So that's nice.
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 73562

>>73557
geg this, please stop saying 'p and say corn or just porn
>>73561
i hope you're a falseflaggingbaitfag

 73879

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>>73557 WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

 73901

>>73879
nusoipedos…

 75987

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>>73557
not the OP but this is the first I've heard of 'p meaning cp

 75988

>>73561
>>73879
>>75987
Fascinating: These nusois still find out their soyspeak the old fashioned way

 75992

>>73556 (OP)
>Didn't goon to 'p award
>I survived this year.
OYYYYYY JANNNNNNNNNNYYYYY XE GOONS TO 'P
i hope you stop being a tranny nigger pedophile OP.



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 74467[Reply]

I was at a girls place and we were home alone, she took off her pants and we did stuff but I didn't get 2 nut cuz I didn't have condoms. this was never a problem with my ex what do I do
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 74823

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>>74815
TRVKE jhdefjkejhke

 74827

>>74756
Trvthnuke. Incels and chuds will complain that all women are whores and they can’t find love, but they fundamentally misunderstand love. The moment they can act on their animalistic urges to have sex then that’s just them getting le game, as if they’re not doing the same thing as a promiscuous woman and creating consequences for society just as the woman does.

 75655

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>>74467 (OP)
Kill yourself, filthy non-virgin.

 75675

>>74467 (OP)
live yourself, clean non-virgin

 75682

>>74467 (OP)
You should just have niggermaxxed and busted it inside

 75985

>>74752
>why is everyone so anti sex on this board
probably because they view sex in the same category as male&female whores, std spreading, porn addiction, mkultra tranny mind virus, xigger demiurge samsara matrix, poltard anti whores, anti simps, anti christuck defending whores, anti man whore, anti race mix
>inb4 you mentioned male&female whores multiple times
yeah so



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 74507[Reply]

Honestly one of the things that has always troubled me is that I don't understand why I have so much problems. My parents weren't divorced, they didn't beat me, I never got molested, never nearly experienced death, grew up in a good house with my dad making good money, and yet I still act like such a retard. Like yeah I was isolated a lot growing up and got bullied but it wasn't that bad. I attempted to ack myself a couple times but I feel like it was for dumb reasons, and it never got serious enough that I needed medical care. It's insane to say this but I sometimes wish I got molested or something so I would have some explanation, but as it stands I'm just a retarded faggot for no reason
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 74583

>>74507 (OP)
i have a tranny porn addicton pls help

 74726

>>74582
I don't know, I just hate myself for being so weak that I give up over small things. I don't really know how severe the bullying was, I got mocked and was heavily socially isolated but I never got beaten up or anything. I'm not gonna self harm or anything but I just feel like I'm a weak person who had everything in life and still failed

 74737

Maybe you were molested but you’re brain is blocking the memories

 74740

>>74726
You didn’t fail, because you’re still here. I don’t exactly know what you struggle with, but if it’s something you can speak about to other people in real life, you should. Despite anything you might think about yourself, you haven’t failed, and you won’t fail until you stop living. Getting a bit off the Internet and speaking about your worries will help you, I wish you best man

 74813

>>74737
I've thought about, I know it happens and some things in my life do hint at it. I don't think it's either of my parents, they've never been abusive, nor do I think it would be my sister(but I suppose this one isn't as impossible, I really hope it isn't the case though), we didn't really have any family members or family friends that could've done it. I can't remember much from my childhood, I guess it could've happened from a stranger. My parents have never indicated anything happened, so who knows?

 75984

>>74507 (OP)
My parents got divorced and I was molested as a child, but somehow I'm not that fucked up in the head. I have never attempted suicide. Thought about the topic of suicide a lot, but would probably only do it the faggy way of quick and painless.

>>74583
>i have a tranny porn addicton pls help
Just stop watching porn, exposure is a key element, and take a cold shower just to see if it helps in general. I don't do cold showers all the time, but recently I've been getting back into it. Praying to God could help with stopping yourself from watching porn, but idk if God exists. I tried praying and it could've worked for me, or it could've been placebo. Idk if my prayers were going to the Demiurge since Gnostics could be right. If Atheism is true then I guess praying to God would be like a confidence boost, so still helpful I suppose. I sometimes peek at wfg or steam screenshot/artwork, but I try to avoid that sort of thing. I'd rather not get wet dreams or mess myself up psychologically, or even worse relapse. I've looked into the parasite pill, but haven't done anything in the way of seriously attempting a cleanse. If the parasite red pill is the truth then I guess it's my loss & yours/anyone else who doesn't deworm.



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 75668[Reply]

just gooned to tranny porn AMA
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 75714

Hydvugfxb

 75719

>>75668 (OP)
that's very sus

 75723

>>75702
its not gay if they look woman enough

 75745

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Can you at least share what it is? I goon to way worse stuff than you probably but I still want a wife and child to take care of.

 75811

degenerate fuckwit

 75981

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>>75668 (OP)
Since this is a AMA were you groomed & molested as a child like I was? If so who did it?



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 75634[Reply]

Is there any medication(or just anything in general) that decreases anxiety? I know alcohol exists but I'm not old enough to drink and it's not like I can be intoxicated 24/7
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 75851

First, go outside regularly, exercise every day, sunlight, whole foods instead of goyslop, less internet, good sleep, not consuming or inhaling mold, multivitamin, accepting what cannot be changed, being thankful, praying instead of worrying about the future, cleaning your room, not doing anything in your bed except sleeping, dimming the lights at night, focusing on the good things in life
Then you can get meds: L-theanine and L-phenalalanine

 75852

Wise men know that happiness is found within, there has been no person satisfied with all of the wealth and comfort he could gather

 75857

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The best way to get rid of anxiety is to realize that ultimately nobaldi cares about you that much, and the only thing you do when you don't do something is lose in the long run. People come and go, and only you remain.
Sure, it's sometimes better not to do something, but something as simple as talking to a girl you like or trying new things and failing have next to no risk.
So keep trying (and failing), it's the only way to improve and succeed in life, because life never stops, and if you stop for long enough, life will just fly by, and you'll lose in the end.

 75859

>>75857
>>75852
>>75851
well said, this is all actually amazing advice. while this was meant for op i really enjoyed reading this

 75870

>>75851
this, take walks and find a cool hobby, learn something

 75969

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>>75851
>>75857
Thanks for the advice, I'll try my best to apply it.



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 75965[Reply]

Why theres more captain america (locked) post on the 'ru than ironman (keyed) vve should start a war about this


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 75906[Reply]

ITT we traumadump the worst experiences in our lives, I'll start:
>be me, 14
>at a school trip with a few of my buddies at the time
>One of them (Who is known as a troublemaker from an orphanage) sits right next to me on the bed and says
>"WOAH DUDE YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS SUPER RARE FACEBOOK VIDEO I FOUND! FACEBOOK DELETED IT ALMOST INSTANTLY! WANNA WATCH IT?!"
>Me, being a curious 14 year old, reply with a yes
>He shows me the video
>It's fucking 'p
>Actual fucking 'p
>Instantly leave the room and tell the nearest teacher
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 75936

>>75919
Genuinely subhuman behavior. The only thing you could do is kill someone like this

 75939

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>>75919
Christ almighty.

 75941

Why does this board soyface so hard over a letter of the alphabet?

 75946

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>>75919
>making shit up on the bald man with glasses website

 75956

this shit did not happen

 75963

holy fuck, op if you are reading this i hope you are doing okay



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 75925[Reply]

if i dont get a haircut soon im just going to do it myself and give myself a bowl cut im serious
its kind of fashionable in a way. I'll bring it back

 75943

get some hair clippers



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 75881[Reply]

Ever since the start of Summer Break, I’ve been replaying the same memory of me bullying a tranny so hard, xhe started crying. I don’t feel “bad” about it, but I feel like my mind is trying to subconsciously tell me something.
>Arrow

But, I fear that if I look into it deeper, I might go back to playing epi ‘urry games again, or something, what should I do?

 75888

maybe you want to see troons detroon instead of wanting them to self-destruct

 75892

>>75888
I mean, I definitely prefer to see xim de-troon, but I feel like I was only bullying xher to be more popular. Besides, it seemed like the more I bullied xhem, the more they would troon out

 75893

>>75892
*I'd, holy esl

 75931

>I might go back to playing epi ‘urry games again
that tranny was probably less degenerate than you geg the jokes write themselves



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