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 â„–83418[Reply]

Being an extrovert but too shy to open up to other people is literal hell

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just do it nigger, its not that hard. stutter a few times and get used to speaking to people and doing things and you won't be retarded anymore

 â„–83450

you are your own stumbling block, just talk to people



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 â„–83416[Reply]

whats the best website to check your face attractiveness

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>>83416 (OP)
tinder

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private ratings on looksmax.org

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>>83421
also this geg if you want to brutalize yourself

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Faceiq labs



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 â„–83374[Reply]

What am I even supposed to do as a lazy 107 iq midwit in this saturated job market? Should I just accept that I am but a peasant? I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but with today's economy you simply cannot expect to afford a normal life with blue collar work.

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unoriginal conterasfsgweshbrethrghn

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1. IQ scores are extremely limited in what they actually tell you about a persons intellegence or skill level. they only measure cognitive reasoning capabilities (and even that measurement has its faults. for example, IQ scores >130 have diminishing returns, and there's no way to tell if somebody with an IQ of 160 is actually smarter than somebody with an IQ of 135 based on their score alone) and are basically only useful in diagnosing severe mental disabilities.

2. even if you did have an IQ of ≥130 and had all the necessary skills/experience in a job field, you wouldn't have an easier time finding work. there's a huge stall in the labor market right now, and Goldman Sachs + other investment firms are now predicting theres a ~25% chance the US is going to have a significant economic recession this year, with our tariffs and foreign invasion continuing to make things worse.

im not an expert in economics myself but i'm honestly hoping for a huge economic crash or great reset that will either:

A) convince our next administration to wake the fuck up and start putting more regulations/social safety net programs in place so people can get back to their normal lives (PBI would honestly be a good idea at this point but i doubt the U.S. will be able to adopt it any time soon)

B) convince all of us peasants to put our 2A rights to good use and overthrow our government, South American third-world shithole style.

regardless these are very interesting times in US history, and im happy to stick with my wagecuck job and see what crazy shit is gonna happen next dancingswede maybe Trvmp will BTFO India and Pakistan with ICBMs tomorrow and give Netanyahu a rimjob on the White House lawn right after, who the fuck knows at this point?

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>>83374 (OP)
Time to iqmaxx

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>>83400
Issa cope

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>>83404
Nuh uh
>un -AAAACCCK!

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>>83405
It is a cope, cope



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 â„–83411[Reply]

Since wagecucking doesn't pay the bills. What crimes should I start committing? I have experience in IT matters. And some OSINT stuff

 â„–83413

I don't know, if ur in IT it seems like you have a lot more options than normally if you know how some social engineering or whatever and are less autistic than all of your fellow IT compatriots. But don't do crimes thats like le bad or whatever and this is all a joke

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>>83413
holy fucking esl but you get the idea

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>>83411 (OP)
blackmail pedophiles in minecraft but don't do that it's illegal and could land you in prison



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 â„–83408[Reply]

>i'm so demotivated and undisciplined and bored

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>>83408 (OP)
Do something then

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>>>83408 (OP)
>Do something then

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take drugzzz



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 â„–83340[Reply]

I have no idea what I'm going to be doing in the future.
I'm 2 years before college (not a caca btw) but none of the careers I can think of seem appealing. The white collar jobs are already overabundant with goyim looking to become wageslaves working 50 hours a week for another man, and there's a good chance a lot these jobs will become obsolete due to AI. I've thought about blue collar jobs like electrician, mechanic or even a farmer because they have a better chance at becoming independent but I don't have the talent for manual things like that. I really don't know what to do.

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>>83340 (OP)
To start off, what do you like? Maybe you can go from there.
While you're studying, look up random subjects on the internet and if they interest you, learn about them and try them out yourself if you can. I recommend youtube, as longer videos allow for a more thorough explanation. For example, look up things like "diy [x]" or "how to make [x]" to see the process of someone who works in the industry. "How it's made" videos are a Godsend, but you must be curious enough to want to explore different subjects

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kill people its fun and you can take their stuff too

 â„–83362

how can you be so certain you dont have the talent to enter a career for manual things? blue collar work rarely starts off with talented people, ask the most skilled craftsmen ever and they will tell you about how every little aspect of their work usually came as a result of a past mistake

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>>83340 (OP)
you don't have to have talent for almost any job. All you have to do is to practice it and fill the blanks with theory

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>>83355
I think everyone should start doing this.



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 â„–83239[Reply]

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER THROAT

 â„–83241

down nigger ;enrciubericb

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>>83239 (OP)
keep this shit on 4cuck

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downdowndowndownniggerniggergniggerdown



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 â„–83385[Reply]

isn't this board a dnb?

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>>83385 (OP)
no it's not a dnb



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 â„–83352[Reply]

I dont know why but I feel like im falling behind in life or something, like all of my friends are either in sports, in honors, or have girlfriends meanwhile I just doomscroll on the internet, play video games, and jerk off. I have always felt alone even though I have friends and a loving family (I rarely talk to my friends outside of school so that may be a factor) and I have no skills. I know that im young and I still have time in me but I think my teen years are fucked, God knows what awaits me when im an adult.

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>>83352 (OP)
hello literally me from the past. Don't worry, it's gonna only get worse : )

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"my friends" ACKKKKKKKKKKKK NORMFAG ACKKKK ROPE ROPE ACKKKK NORMCATTLE MUST BE CULLED FOR THE STATE OF ISRAEL ACKKKKKKKK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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the thing that fixed me was getting rejected by a girl i actually loved. the lead up inspired me to make something of my life, and the fallout caused me to truly find God. so i suppose what i would recommend is to take your head out of the algorithm and go find something or someone that you need to have in your life. it could really be anything, you just need something to light a fire under your ass for the first time in your life to show you that there is more than utter apathy, which i assume is what you feel day-to-day.
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the most important part is to not beat yourself up for not improving as fast as you think you should (this is the hardest advice to follow), and to walk your path with humility (this doesn't just mean to not get a big head, true humility is knowing you are neither a gigachad or an unlovable chud, you are just a man like everyone else, with all the potential and pitfalls implied with such a label) and to walk with God. i don't think it really matters what religion you believe in or if you really fully believe in God now, if you cry out to God for guidance and aid and you truly mean it with all your heart, he will give it to you. just remember that what you need rarely if ever is what you want. most importantly, remember that you'll be fine, 'een.

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>>83386
Yes, and also start going to the gym

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>>83386
>that video
holy shit just nuke everything



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 â„–83363[Reply]

Sometimes I wish falling asleep was like working out and took like physical effort to do so I can get better at falling asleep fast and could just do it on command instead of this gay ass state where I am tired and just have to sit there doing nothing its really annoying especially when I have stuff to do the next day and it's all I'm thinking about.

 â„–83366

Do you have insomnia or something?
If not, then start by not using any screens 30 minutes before you go to bed, and setting a consistent time to fall asleep to.



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is it weird that ive always been liked by people?
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somehow i have friends and people who actually care about me and i always get into high-ranking positions in the hobbies i like. im not even a good person irl either im kind of an asshole and i have acne and i dont rly dress that well i literally just use my same 15 gym shirts for everything (working on that)
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when i tell others about what i have in life im usually told im really lucky somehow for the talents i have and i cant rly relate to people here despite being on this board for a year now since most of you guys have problems i stopped dealing with.
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King of retards OR Attractive. Call it.

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>>83095 (OP)
Congratulations, you're normal. I don't get why you would be posting/browsing on this board doe.

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>>83104
let him stay

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I'm happy for you fellow 'teen, I hope your life keeps being successful

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FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG FUCKING FURFAG FUCKING FUCK

 â„–83361

Good for you 'teen



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ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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 â„–80459


have you ever committed self harm or considered it? if so, to what extent?
'real' suicide refers to an attempt that wasn't half assed and would have likely succeeded
hospitalisation is a non suicidal hospitalisation, ones which are more severe than 'severe' and accompanied by a stay
other choices and their degrees are determined by you
do not select both consideration and a degree, consideration means you have not committed it.

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>>80459
>self harm
the closest ive ever gotten to real self harm was when i was 13 years old and i wanted to tell a girl that i liked her but i was too scared and then i went home and cried and i wanted to cut my wrists but i was too much of a pussy and couldn't bring myself to do it.
>suicide
i feel like most people, specifically in this generation, think a lot about killing themselves but very few actually care enough or really hate themselves and/or their lives enough to do it. if i had absolute assurance of salvation, i earnestly believe i wouldn't care if i got hit by a car tomorrow albeit i would probably hope that my parents wouldn't go through my pc after my death. it's a thing i think about quite frequently, most often in the context of one final act of martyrdom (i dont think i need to elaborate on that o algo), especially when i am feeling more stressed or melancholic than usual, but i don't want to forsake my family or place in the afterlife because i couldn't handle a relatively easy couple of decades on this gay nigger earth. maybe one day things will change and i will receive divine instructions just as Abraham did, but until then, im not going to become an hero or sneed up the local feed and seed o algo
>suicidebait
i never have, and i can't stand faggots who do. i know it's not a nice thing to think, but i honestly feel it would be better if anybody who truly pretended to kill themselves just for attention went through with their final act of selfishness instead of causing financial and emotional stress for their friends, family, loved ones, colleagues, etc. only for it to result in nothing except for them trying it again when they feel a little sad or lonely in the future. i have never felt a modicum of pity in my entire life for anybody who has pretended to ack themselves

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>>80459
I've been hospitalized for a suicide attempt. It kind of bums me out that my parents didn't really seem to care.

 â„–82797

vpereino! for science!

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up3

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Did you ever shit your pants and at what stage in your life did you do it or not?



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 â„–83316[Reply]

So I had recently gotten a type 1 autism diagnosis and part of the aftermath was getting a proper IQ test to see what accomodations I would get, like it's not just a pattern taking quiz but also physical block manipulation and word association so I think it's thorough, it's much a relief that I'm not mentally retarded I'm just a foid deterrent and boomers hate that I don't stare at their eyes, but with the average IQ getting lower among Americans (I get that it's because of shit skin immagrants o algo) but does an average rating actually make me a modern genius? Like Einstein? I was always really good at tests but sucked at projects and taking instructions at work make me feel like a bumbeling idiot. Anyway I'd also be interested to hear ways in which you chuds excel in and areas you feel like a caca

 â„–83317

its snca just dont tell people ur an aspie and use your intellect to your advantage and you win life

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>>83317
It's shit I care about thoughbiet, like the only reason I got a job was playing the special needs cards because nobody hires drug free white men without 3 baby mommas but it's gotten the side effect of everyone treating me like I can't do anything like a cute dog or whatever but also getting mad at me for responding disrespectfully when I didn't mean to at all, it's mostly woman there though they're all evil. I wish everyphono cared about how my brain was different instead of just assuming it's like treating an animal

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>>83318
well i guess you are playing ur cards right. if declaring you are a aspie helps you get a job, then use it for that. in social settings though you shouldnt bring it up because ppl judge you for ts

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>>83316 (OP)
101 is usually slightly below average (but not detrimentally to the rating) depending on what test you take. Some set the average as 115 or 85-115. Ideally you'd be at around 120, as most tests consider this above average.

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101 is prime midwit. I got a 115 from an hour long test and had 20 minutes remaing while doing it after midnight and not even trying. My mom tells me I had an offical one at 120 something when I was a caca.



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 â„–83246[Reply]

I’m starting to internalize and actually believe all the misandrist stuff I keep hearing. That men are less intelligent, women are goddesses because they are the gatekeepers of sex, that the perfect man cooks and cleans and reads feminist literature and also rapes her and fingers her until she gushes and then gives her aftercare. Women want to be raped but also want men to be their bitches.

 â„–83247

dont troon out please

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yk we can fuck dudes right

 â„–83299

thats fucking retarded stop doing that remove urself from wherever u hear that

 â„–83302

troon out please

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>>83246 (OP)
The foidal contradiction

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Honestly? The only misandrist I know are for real are lesbians and I don't think I need to explain why any type of faggot is fucked in the head. I didn't fall for most of the gender war stuff since I had positive experinces with women (well sans dating or romance duh) in my life. Be it teachers, coworkers or family. All this shit about how women really think seems to only be a obsession among shut ins and retards who are too busy wasting daylight to even think of talking to a woman in person. Even had to balls to ask a girl out last year. Got friendzoned but it least I tried it with a girl I thought had shown me some intress. Now I far too busy with trying to find work to worry about if tje opposite sex is praying on my downfall or not.



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 â„–83306[Reply]

WAAAH WAAAHH WAAAHH MY LIFE IS BAD AND I DO NOTHING ABOUT IT WAAAH WAAAH

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Gemmy post om soy9k

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I don't know what to do about it.

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>doing nothing about your life and whining about it on the soynigger.poopy version of /r9k/

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I rape giggers with my BBC

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Valid trans crashout



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