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 β„–93098[Reply]

I wish I had friends
>Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 0 seconds.

 β„–93155

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I have acquaintances I guess and also have a few normgroid "friends" but I rarely see them now and I don't really miss them either. I don't even like some of them and I am pretty they'll stop talking to mi after a year at most.
>In b4 kys normalfag

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>>93155
geg same, you just have to find a few autists (not on snarky snappy) having a bunch of friends is gay or something



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Why are so many people sheep? Are people so genuinely retarded that they can’t think for themselves? Everybody that you meet nowadays is either an bitchy successful β€œpopular” nigger who was born into a wealthy family or a trendhopping β€œdifferent” faggot who bases their style and opinions completely off of short form content. Is this the death of creativity and individuality?

 β„–93373

You are sheep too
we are all sheep



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 β„–93191[Reply]

hyperamous foids??!?


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 β„–92846[Reply]

6000 bc: a.e. starts (short for ancient egypt) (town is slang for cairo)
5990 bc: king tyrone gets cum disease; immediately gets banished out of The Infant Foundation (short for i.f.)
5980 bc: cum explosion found at a bank in the river nile, king mackerel gets banished for copyright violations
5970 bc: kushites go augie augie, pisses the leader off
5960 bc: kushites go waa waa, the oogies punch them in the face
5950 bc: the leaders have a meetup for future plans
5940 bc: migration up north, king leader von the boob pissed off, closes a bank of the river nile via dam creating a unstable river shingle which floods 52 towns
5930 bc: king leader von the boob gets impeached under the name of Horse Guy and gets sent to the kushites as amazon delivery via delivery drone, email system gets hacked by enraged enthusiasts
5920 bc: the kings have a discussion: no more longer wait times at lunchy lunch time
5910 bc: first plan for the pyramids come along via Amazon delivery emails
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 β„–92847

The Entire Ancient Egypt History will be split into 3 parts because the body is too long for one post.

 β„–92848

aout

 β„–92927

>>92846 (OP)

Thank yew for flling me noggin with knowledge

 β„–93165

shit evryboldi cares abot

 β„–93182

Shit pharoahs care about

 β„–93187

When do they have sister sex?



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 β„–93095[Reply]

I genuinely feel like most people I know and that I will meet are worthless normagroid NPCs who repeat shit I already know, babble on about SNCA or just say useless shit

Doesn't help that I live in a country that I cannot name but is goy central

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>>93095 (OP)
Oh yeah I'm also autistic, fat, Jewish, love cartoons, hate reading books and doing sports, hate any form of hard work/struggle, love gooning but get tired easily, cum instanteously, my dick is small, I'm hairy, I love to eat a lot, I can't sustain a meaningful relationship or friendship, I hate taking showers, there are always brown stains in my undies eventually, mom and dad do a lot of things for me, I'm easy to ragebait, insecure, my only romantic love interest one is a kid's cartoon character who has a shit ton of porn and is only liked by trannies and gooners, have no will to live or improve and my loneliness got so bad that when a guy from the 'cuck posted cute emoticons and had a Twink pfp on discord I immediately started crying and wanted to have gay sex with him

 β„–93106

when everybody pisses you off that means the common denominator is you

 β„–93161

every single country in the world is goy central, some are just more lucky with their government, but if it ever kiked out, they'd become the same goycattl as in other countries

 β„–93170

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Retreat into solitude. Forget sex, fame and riches. Have a small group of friends you enjoy speaking with (even if it's only over the internet) and live a quiet, simple life. Only work for stability. Once you have food, water and shelter, there's no reason to chase the carrot on the stick anymore. The only person that can force you to do that is you.

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>>93095 (OP)
>everyone is inferior to me
>this is bad for somephono reason

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>>93095 (OP)
ive been feeling the same tbh



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 β„–93171[Reply]

I'm here to build a circle of friends so that we can leave society and form an epicurean commune.

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>>93171 (OP)
Impossible doe

 β„–93183

would we steal lord miles idea and go through with invading haiti for its oil and eventually ending up eating a delectable negro?



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 β„–93116[Reply]

Any of you guys browse esoteric health forums? The kind where people are crazy about peptides or cycling anabolics and shit. I'm getting into pharmamaxxing and I wanna know where to read and talk about it more.

Welcome to talk about it ITT aswell. For me,
I have telehealth Rx for tretinoin, and minoxidil + finasteride for premature hair loss prevention.
Looking into a script for enclomiphene currently to testosterone maxx, and trying to figure out if this deworming thing is schizo or legit

Share your experience, please!

 β„–93119

/fit/ is full of retards shilling miracle drugs, you should go ask there.

 β„–93153

The ray peat forums/ray peat xitter usually have niche pharma shit but it's full of retards and grifters so be careful



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 β„–92822[Reply]

I was on 0.25mg for a month and now I’m off it. It’s been 7 days and I’ve become so anxious and depressed that I am simultaneously SCARED OF DYING and want to die. I don’t know what to do. Please help me. I’m drinking water. Taking 6 aspirins a day to relieve body aches and taking supplements such as lions manes and all the essential vitamins

 β„–92827

>SCARED OF DYING
why tho?

 β„–92933

>>92822 (OP)

U'll be fine

 β„–93147

how? when i quit my benzo addiction i just had insomnia problems. ended up just thugging it out by sleeping at random periods until i stabilized. it took a long time, maybe half a year, but now im fine, only my nicotine addiction remains

 β„–93148

>>92822 (OP)
you're supposed to taper off strong painkillers
this is why heroin addicts go to a methadone clinic
its better to substitute normal use for diazepam first because it has a longer half-life, then taper off diazepam

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>>93148
>half-life

 β„–93150

>>93147
depends on the half-life of the drug (how much time it takes for half the dose to excrete) versus the speed at which neurons adapt.
For example, nicotine has a half-life of only 24 hours, for very heavy smokers this means withdrawal kicks in a matter of minutes, because the neurotransmitters hasnt had time to decrease, but nic presence has already. Of course this also depends on how many neurotransmitters have changed to become receptive to nic; theres a difference between quitting your first cigarette, and quitting 1 cig after smoking 1 every single day.
Some benzos have a half-life similar to nic, but instead of agitating like nic it inhibits GABA, which makes you stop feeling certain types of pain, the body very quickly compensates by creating more GABA receptors, this is why it takes only a single dose of benzos to become physically dependent
the only option is to take benzos that have been purpose made to have a longer half-life to give the body more time to slowly reduce the amount of GABA receptors

If you want to quit nic you can either cold turkey or taper off, in any case physical dependence will take a couple weeks, whereafter most smokers struggle with the dopamine addiction that accompanies smoking, not nicotine itself



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 β„–92815[Reply]

whats with some guys genuinely being obsessed with wanting to be incels or the whole incel aesthetic? im talking about the ones that have it all yet dig for reasons to complain about

>foids being le evil


even some guys with gfs will act like this, why
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 β„–93048

I've used AI to make bait before and it uses the same speech patterns
>"hurr durr"
92880
forgotten em dash too
It's all AI generated with some human text
END OF CONVO.

 β„–93053

>>92987
bro, the first one is very clearly not

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>>93048
you can go to zerogpt.me and paste it in broski
Is accusation of a text being AI written the new midwit method for defusal of talking points they're too stupid to understand?

 β„–93121

>>92815 (OP)
because losers have a desire to pretend/feel like they are "oppressed"

 β„–93123

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>>93121
TSMT and behead all fakecels

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>>93123
many leftists as well as people who pretend to be lbgvtqhzkalfbifovniq+ are like this too



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 β„–92589[Reply]

Recently my online friend(probably the only real friend I've ever had) lost his patience with me. He told me that I'm a subhuman nigger, that I'll never change, and that I'll stay miserable until I kill myself. I don't disagree with him. He's 100% right. I want everything to end for me so badly, because I have nothing going for me. Everyone here talks about having irl friends and lovers at at least some point in their lives, yet I've never had anything, and I never will. I still don't know how to connect with 99% of other people evendoe I'm literally turning 19 in a week. My parents pulled me out of college and now for 4 months I haven't been doing anything at all. This is literally the perfect time for me to kill myself, yet I don't, despite the fact that literal trannies have no issue with it. I'm that much of a coward.


This inst a suicide announcement because I said so.
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>>92589 (OP)
Glad to hear that you are still alive
<
Pic is related btw, if you remember

 β„–93099

Just go outside and do things. Everyone here complains about being lonely while staying inside playing video games and gooning all day, expecting friends to just walk in through the door. If you want to meet people, you will have to make a small amount of effort, go outside, do things and meet people. Sorry but whining and moaning isn't going to get you anywhere

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>>92589 (OP)
>Recently my online friend(probably the only real friend I've ever had) lost his patience with me.
This shit happened to me as well

 β„–93105

bro is 19 go eat your veggies son

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>>93101
do you live in northern new jersey? originale

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>>93087
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soyteen happy birthday to you



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 β„–93113[Reply]

Why are black pepo liek dis

 β„–93115

Low iq



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 β„–93107[Reply]

The happpier I am, the less I browse this board.

 β„–93108

true it's such a downer



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 β„–92727[Reply]

I know I should get out my house more and le socialize, but really have no idea where to go. Any ideas?
>inb4 cafe, bar
no meme answers
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>>92728
tsmt____kekekekek

 β„–92762

>>92731
>>92728
nigga i might as well go be a VR chat furry then
irl is important

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>>92733
no… clubs and school would make things easy

 β„–92765

hobby places are nice

 β„–92773

>>92765
tell me about your experience with them
where'd you go, did you make friends, etc

 β„–93102

Go do an activity. Find a local amateur sports group, or hobby group like board games, or literally anything that involves meeting other people irl and doing something together. If there are people who attend regularly, you will be more likely to make friends with them



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 β„–93088[Reply]

How do I stop being a massive retard? Every waking moment of my life i act like a bumbling moron. It doesn't matter who I talk to, I can tell that I come off absolutely terribly retarded and it bothers people. I do not know how to stop it. I am plagued by this inexplicable anxiety that compounds this issue of just terrible mental anguish. I know the things I am anxious about are unlikely to happen yet I continue to have this massive worry. Its in the brief moments of respite that I have that just cause me to ruminate on this and then cause me to worry about my fucked up brain and mental state.
Is there any hope at all? How do I stop being retarded?

 β„–93092

>I am plagued by this inexplicable anxiety that compounds this issue of just terrible mental anguish. Its in the brief moments of respite that I have that just cause me to ruminate on this and then cause me to worry about my fucked up brain and mental state.
elliot rodger ahh post πŸ’€πŸ’€



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 β„–93051[Reply]

>Man I am really jealous of astronauts I really want to go to space too…
<Heh… Dont you know, Le space is actually le empty and le boring?
>I wish i could live on the moon…
<Heh… Dont you know, le moon has le micro-meteors and cosmic rays and no atmosphere and sheit, you could die in any moment. You would be homesick after the few first weeks and go insane or something. I for one would like to stay in the comfort of our big blue beautiful planet and drink soylent all day while consuming bone chilling slow burn 4k kino movies all day while not contributing to mankind being famous and cool is le bad actually because of le responsibilities or something.
>Man I appreciate the concern but its been always been my dream to sail the cosmos.
<ermn… Dont you know you are less than a sand of grain in teh grand scheme of the universe your dreams mean nnothing o algo.
>…Kill yourself.

 β„–93052

Space is fake and gay

 β„–93058

>>93052
tsmt just one big retarded distraction

 β„–93061

they're studying pre-cambrian ancestor microbes deep in the kermadec trench space is a lie they want you to avert your eyes because the sea people are real and they are trying to assimilate with moloch

 β„–93085

>>93061
Marged schizorald



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