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6000 bc: a.e. starts (short for ancient egypt) (town is slang for cairo)
5990 bc: king tyrone gets cum disease; immediately gets banished out of The Infant Foundation (short for i.f.)
5980 bc: cum explosion found at a bank in the river nile, king mackerel gets banished for copyright violations
5970 bc: kushites go augie augie, pisses the leader off
5960 bc: kushites go waa waa, the oogies punch them in the face
5950 bc: the leaders have a meetup for future plans
5940 bc: migration up north, king leader von the boob pissed off, closes a bank of the river nile via dam creating a unstable river shingle which floods 52 towns
5930 bc: king leader von the boob gets impeached under the name of Horse Guy and gets sent to the kushites as amazon delivery via delivery drone, email system gets hacked by enraged enthusiasts
5920 bc: the kings have a discussion: no more longer wait times at lunchy lunch time
5910 bc: first plan for the pyramids come along via Amazon delivery emails
5900 bc: bored man shoots up education center, new safety rules implemented
5890 bc: king nazriel neck hurts doctors replaced across town
5880 bc: amazon delivery is replaced with cairo delivery, chicken prices go up
5870 bc: the i.f. makes announcement that they will be shutting down permanently
5860 bc: economy falls down, people start making guh jokes, stats go up, stairs are invented by doctor scientist chinkvon
5850 bc: economy goes stable, the i.f. is back
5840 bc: cairo delivery announces shutdown, chicken prices rise
5830 bc: chicken prices slow down after chicken shortage, soup invented by doctor big mac
5820 bc: the doctor steel machine invents big brawler toes, the government bank explodes after a terrorist attack by mecha isis via hacked cairo delivery drones
5810 bc: the word woah is invented, muslims are deported, cairo delivery is announcing it's shutdown
5800 bc: the king is bored, wants a new word with von the kingman
5790 bc: notifications are invented by doctor big mac the steel 2
5780 bc: ugh is invented by doctor big mac the steel 1, the king is bored, again word is invented by doctor big mac the steel 2
5770 bc: mother fuckers get banished to the kushites, king poop banishes skinheads and throws a party at the red sea via USB cable funded by mack Zuckerbergs wife and him
5760 bc: someone's bored, boredom epidemic spreads over a.e., the suez canal is built and claimed, Winchester shotguns are invented via legal machines
5750 bc: the word legal is invented by doctor big steel mac the 1 2
5740 bc: the boredom epidemic starts again, new vaccines across a.e.
5730 bc: the word peace is invented by doctor big mac the stealfucker
5720 bc: king is bored
5710 bc: the name kingus spreads across town, nobody knows who he is, cold case, 57+ dead, first serial killer
5700 bc: the word brutality is invented by doctor steel mac can you shut the fuck up
5690 bc: campers annoy people, video games are banned
5680 bc: The Century Games (short c.g.) are first hosted by doctor reagan mite, neuralink is invented, ink is invented
5670 bc: laughing epidemic starts, stocks go up, stonks meme get invented, headache epidemic stops
5660 bc: screaming epidemic, vaccines are spread across town
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The Entire Ancient Egypt History will be split into 3 parts because the body is too long for one post.
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>>92846 (OP)Thank yew for flling me noggin with knowledge