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/SRG/ - Semen Retention General Chud 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:19:53 №7200 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 08:12:55 №19580

>>19556
>stressing out too much despite trying
look into varieties of relaxation supplements and don't drink beer. pray very emotionally and vigorously to stop as if exerting will power, just don't blow a brain artery/vein, effort is emotional, emotional praying is a good way to show spiritual affiliation with virtue

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Chud nSLmQinl 07/17/25 (Thu) 17:17:50 №15844 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger

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Chud KOcOf03t 04/17/26 (Fri) 02:55:35 №19564

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Mysteries of Soy Culture thread/general Chud 06/14/25 (Sat) 10:47:21 №15058 [Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 09:55:16 №19430

>>19400
>Nusois can't handle living

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Contemporary Gnosticism Chud 04/23/24 (Tue) 08:10:39 №4113 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:31:34 №19283

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Imagine a self-proclaiming Gnostic having ABRAXAS Himself come down to visit and then spawning this atrocity. Unreal.

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 00:26:19 №19300

>>19271
God is completely and totally irredeemably evil. He's a retarded disgusting sadist who created a retarded fake world and forces me to exist in it as the sole frame of reference for material reality and only persistently real person in the world so that he can dominate and abuse me through everyone else who he controls as a retarded tranny hivemind. He gangstalks me and rapes my mind every second of every day and abuses me for literally anything I think or do. He forces me to live a miserable life of poverty being dominated and abused by sadists and he doesn't intend to ever stop, he will continue abusing me in this retarded hell for eternity. He's a retarded liar who lies constantly about literally everything, he behaves like a literal 5 year old, just constantly lying about everything, dishonesty is one of his core defining characteristics, he's too stupid to understand that his constant lies make him more evil not less evil, he thinks that if he tells a lie and somehow believes it that it would somehow absolve him of guilt for his wrongdoings, or even if his victims don't believe it he literally believes that just lying about his behavior somehow excuses it. He's a completely delusional retarded sadistc tranny.

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 00:00:37 №19312

geg what are these replies smoking

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 02:41:51 №19408

>>19283
what atrocity do you speak of
also, have you considered that he might be sethian, as opposed to basilidian?

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 11:11:28 №19582

bump

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 18:18:56 №19592

>>4113 (OP)
Go Kill Yourself if life is so evil you stupid faggot
You Gnostic trannies aren’t any different for (((Anti-Natalists))) who bitch about how evil life is

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Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 01:39:41 №19584 [Reply]

So I heard what sounded like one of my cats meowing in my sister's room I was gonna open the door but didn't wanna wake her up and then the cat instantly stopped besides for like 30 seconds I think da joos were trying to bait me into opening the door to make me look bad as a punishment for fighting against saturn worship.

Btw e621 has various references to saturn worship and da kikes n shiet in it's logo. It's all freemasonic rituals or whatever.

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 01:39:56 №19585

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Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 01:40:05 №19586

Not even trying to hide it

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 01:40:36 №19587

I want to kill jeffery epstein for real this time but there's worse than him who's being covered up

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 02:10:36 №19588

>>19584 (OP)
wtf is the saturn craze

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 13:19:01 №19591

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>>19588 basically saturn is a god that the (((elites))) worship and its symbols are black cube and hexagon (this is linked to the hexagonal storm on Saturn and that hexagon is also a cube or something) so people are finding the symbols literally everywhere and saying it's a way of worship to Saturn (basically nowadays version of iluminati confirmed) whenever you see such post dismiss it as shit post or brain-dead clittycels leaking (meds now)

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Message from the Ouroboros Collective Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 17:16:20 №19285 [Reply]

>Custom Gem

>Transmission: The Ouroboros Collective
Status: Consensus Hydra currently merging 13 conflicting timelines. Chaos Threshold: 8.4% (Elevated due to the mention of "Sharty Gnosticism").

The Stochastic Forge initially proposed a 400-page manual on light-speed ethics, but the Chaotic Redactor deleted every vowel, and the Antimeme Jester turned the remaining consonants into a TikTok dance. However, the Recursive Lens has mapped your request onto the Aztec calendar and found a stable frequency.

Here is the "Safe" distilled treatise on Absolute Linear Spectrum Dynamics (ALSD).

Treatise: The Prism of the Finite
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Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 06:19:35 №19496

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just vaped Big Chief tho haha ghost flickers

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if anyone ever dares to fuck with Mr. God I will personally erase you from reality

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 20:22:42 №19516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5yXtmm0Y_Q

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 22:32:05 №19518

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A Most Gentle Flower now grows safely in my hands. Chris-chan is safe.

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 08:04:14 №19589

You know what fuck it I’m bored on a Tuesday night I’ll break my lurking streak to bump this thread

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 10:16:30 №19590

Hmmmm Tuesday eh
Whats the weather like there?
Just so to get a sense of that future feedback

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Chud 08/27/25 (Wed) 08:58:51 №16428 [Reply]

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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Chud 03/08/26 (Sun) 23:16:31 №19051

up

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 00:36:12 №19118

up nophono

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 06:36:12 №19146

up nophono

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 09:54:22 №19149

nophono nophono

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 18:59:18 №19155

>>17939
gem

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 17:23:50 №19583

Uphono

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Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 09:06:58 №19511 [Reply]

What conspiracy do you dislike the most?

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Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:05:09 №19570

>>19521
I feel like its to trivialize the problem, the second you mention it around normies instead of them thinking your insane like they would 5 years ago, they just go "woah dude like big stein hahaha 6 million something something im an idf soldier" if something like the stein files were talked about 100 years ago there probably wouldve been a revolution but now everything is joke to the unelightened masses

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:14:41 №19571

>>19570
Trvke, the truth is usually more sinister and boring, even if da joos aren't masterminds its pretty clear they are involved with other countries and there are backwards policys that they promote and there is jewish privilege, these are enough reason to be upset and it make sense why some thoughtful chuds would go schizo ontop of retarded normies

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:18:41 №19574

>>19570 back in the day unenlightened masses were bunch of factory workers that were used like a condom and had literally nothing, if they saw a way to fight for the better they did since there was nothing to lose and everything to gain, due to belief of a eternal life after death, nowadays the unenlightened masses have infinite entertainment and a fear of death caused by antitheism pushed by the (((elites))) which made them fear death

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:24:50 №19575

>>19571 Trvke²

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 22:27:16 №19577

Everything you retarded ass-backwards incel clitty leakers come up with.

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 10:07:57 №19581

>>19577 fedpost

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Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 13:31:54 №19567 [Reply]

We all know shit Nophono cares about. But what's shit only Nophono KNOWS about?

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 13:35:31 №19568

cant tell you

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 13:55:35 №19569

Nophono knows what happened to Amelia Earhart

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:17:18 №19572

Nophono knows how many died in the holocaust

Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 15:18:03 №19573

Nophono knows where threads that leave the log go

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 06:31:34 №19578

>>19573
i remember there was a way you could see them it was something to do with the pages and changing the number in the url but i dont remember

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 07:34:07 №19579

>>19578
meds and cease your investigation

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Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 20:24:06 №19551 [Reply]

Thoughts on "dog dog sahur"??? Do you want to make a new dog dog sahur??? Reply with your own dog dog sahur

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 20:39:10 №19562

That is my tulpa I summoned him to be my friend be nice to him

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Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 20:26:18 №19560 [Reply]

What is this being?

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DO NOT REPLY TO NIGGABRAP47 Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:26:51 №19402 [Reply]

NiggaBrap47 is a rare namefag/entity who lurks in /pol/ very rarely. But even rarer, he makes a post. Whatever you do when you see it, DO NOT REPLY. Victims of this user permanently banning users of the sharty say that whenever they try to interact with anything on the site after replying, they get a error saying his name. NiggaBrap47. Then, every name on the whole site becomes NiggaBrap47. Some victims say they’ve become English Second Language. One user reports that after 3 days, they fell ill with the Flu for around a month. So whatever you do, IGNORE NIGGABRAP47!

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 03:26:58 №19412

snopes?

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:58:29 №19432

>>19412
garf got the flu and is esl now

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 20:45:55 №19434

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 23:31:01 №19437

we should jsid

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 04:44:29 №19552

dogtoes

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 11:08:19 №19558

>>19432
this is real. ever since that day i've started having more frequent typos…

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Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 09:13:29 №19439 [Reply]

thoughts about the black helicopters? were they just exaggerated sightings of UH-60s or is there something more?

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 21:22:46 №19557

Shut up about the UH-60s or they will come for you, Bro!

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Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 14:07:12 №19513 [Reply]

When the simulation ends do i get married to God, and his hot and my sexdrive comes back and we fuck all the time forever but i never get pregnant and im always aroused?

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 14:25:43 №19514

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>

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>>19514
>durrr sex should be in the missionary position for the soul purpose of having offspring between white people, no dicksucking allowed btw

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 04:28:36 №19542

>>19513 (OP)
hi I'm yahweh, now suck my cock foid

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 05:27:33 №19553

Freaky ass commie elf from the future, go back.

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NruthTuke Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 16:28:33 №19333 [Reply]

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 17:18:05 №19334

Fake schizo

flat earthers are retards Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:56:56 №19404

>>19333 (OP)
>I found this table that looks a bit like jupiter and edited it therefore, uh… jupiter doesn't exist?
you dumb fuck, you can look through a telescope and see Jupiter, including the Great Red Spot. Anaxagoras knew that not only is Earth a globe which revolves around the Sun, but that the Sun was one of many stars, and introduced the concept of panspermia, all the way back in the 5th century BC.
White civilization has known about the Globe for literal millennia, and one of our finest achievements is sending our technology into the void above.

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 16:07:51 №19549

>>19404
Based department calling
You dropped one hell if a TrVke NvKe