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 15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

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 18570

Will add those to the 'toss once I retvrn home



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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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 18554

>>18518
i had a relapse not that long ago too but i've been doing pretty good, you can do it



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In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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 18352

>>17953
>>17953
on the topic of xim whats in his 'cord server do they post 'jaks are they like hostile or something



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 18323[Reply]

Some people present the idea of a God as a father figure to humanity rather than a Creator, and more of a human-like being rather than a being of pure energy or something more esoteric.

Why would a god even have a physical form? Should he choose to manifest in his own world he made? Should he? Humanity was born into a world of sights and smells from the creativity of a man who has never felt these before. Would he feel jealous? Like a human crafting a world where you feel nothing but ecstasy and happiness placing his words on paper. A man would only feel jealousy for the world if he crafted it out of want and need and not because he merely wished to write something positive.

God is not writing on parchment, and he is not human (if he did not make us in His image). Does he want to live in our world? Some say that God or at least a fragment of an Angel is inside of all of us, that all are capable of Good. Yet, the inverse is also true. The capability for evil is more rampant than ever and some even feel inclined to act upon Evil rather than Good, as it is easier.

It is easier to cave a mans head in than offer support, that is clear. But why would you ever cave his head in? Why would you ever help him?

There is no clear reason to want to do this other than a primal instinct. People are always saying that humanity should think more and not rely on primality, but if you do so, you exchange this for coldness. Why would you want that? Are you cold?

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 18422

I'd like a beer too.

 18480

>>18323 (OP)
heresy

 18493

i dont know if you wrote this or not but this is great poetry

 18495

>>18493

Thank you.

 18542

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>>18493
>>18493
>>18493
>>18493
>>18493
>>18493
>i dont know if you wrote this or not but this is great poetry

 18571

i dont know why this is so touching for me. i never found myself being a big fan of very artsy writing/poetry. this has such a refreshing sense of honesty and really "human" way of speaking all the way through. have you written anything else OP?



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 18566[Reply]

A little is known about nonoko. Some suggest that xhe's an entity similar to nophono and nobaldi. Others think xhe has a japanese origin. One is for sure: if you type this name in the email field, you will not be pulled to the thread after it's birth, which allows for efficient catty wiping.
<slut nonoko cares abroad
That being said, let's dissect xher name bit by bit. No-noko, which means an absence of noko. What is noko? Nonoko knows, probably some shit nobeidore gets baited by. Google (duckduckgo though) search gives you a result of
>"Noko (born Norman Fisher-Jones; 1 February 1962) is an English musician, multi-instrumentalist, composer and producer who has formed and/or played with a number of bands primarily as a guitarist or bassist. In chronological order they were: Alvin the Aardvark and the Fuzzy Ants, the Umbrella, the Pete Shelley Group, the Cure, Luxuria, Apollo 440, Stealth Sonic Soul, Fast, Maximum Roach, James Maker and Noko 440 (also known as Frankenstein), Magazine, Raw Chimp, Levyathan, SCISM, Am I Dead Yet? and Buzzcocks (at the Pete Shelley Memorial concert at London's Royal Albert Hall in 2019). "
<words words words
tl;dr: noko is sum snca brit wannabe yoko ono. Yoko ono - that sounds similar to noko! As we know, Yoko Ono was a massive bitch that participated more in the downfall of John Lennon's career than even John himself. And, as we know, Lennonjak, a variant:bestknownfor based on John Lennon, made Root's clitty leak so much he sperged out and banned it sitewide, geg!
<smut nonoko scares abort
It's widely known that root is a Froot's little pet pajeet that lives in his basement, eating off scraps and flying nigger poop. Snopes say that pajeets believe in some crazy and trippy nonsense gibberish, probably because they are retarded. Based on this, it's safe to assume that Nonoko is a manifestation of Root's repressed agony about lennonjak that got released from his tbp while he was gooning to Vishnu. Case closed.
>but why does nonoko posses soyjak.st imageboard still though?
meds he doesn't. A phrase used for cattywiping is completely unrelated to what I just told you about. marge are you a schizoid perhaps?


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 18385[Reply]

thoughts on scp
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 18402

Yeah sum member…
That day on 4(han /X/…
That's going back a spell…
Didn't da artist bet butt hurt…
Rebirthing that other fuck up…
The young dayz b4 da gay…

 18467

snca coal o algo

 18478

I used to be obsessed over them when I was 13 so it's hecking nostalgerino for me but I don't watch any SCP content anymore

 18482

I used to watch Dr. Bob and The Rubber

 18551


 18565

>>18385 (OP)
SCP got turned into brimstone by self inserting fags and troons the RPC authority formed as a splinter (just like muh heccin sharty) and it's pretty gemmy



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 18466[Reply]

itt we post schizo edits

 18561

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i can't breath, for the glory of Hyperborea has taken my breath away.



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 17987[Reply]

Satania. Tranny phallometry. Critical soyquoting. Froot. Helper. Stinker. Tomorrow. Dawn. Jarty. Bypass. Ischemic stroke. Soot. Janny. Sunday. The west. Schwab academy. Clitty cage. Interact. Reply. Seek. Sink. Sunk. Sank. Swallow. Think. Black. Coal. Big. Coal. Large. Pumpkin spice. Difference of size. Heel. Black. Kneel. Leviathan. Common. Glory. Open. Whole. Injust. Ingest. Dissolve. Officers. Images. Nice. Pumpkin spice. Subjection. Tribe of Levi. Calling. Christ. Embrace. Satania.

 18405

>>17987 (OP)
SATANia

 18407

Playing with the queen of hearts…
Knowing it ain't really smart…
The joker ain't the only fool…
Who'll do anything for you…
Layin' out another lie…
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime…
'Cause that's what I'd have to do to keep me… Away from you…

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 18557

>>17987 (OP)
>>18405
keyed



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 18556[Reply]

…………..


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 18555[Reply]

Thoughts on the prophet Ali(pbuh) being on the moon?


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I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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>>4113 (OP)
>reincarnation bad even though it lets you relive your childhood
miserable gnigger.

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 18519

>>18517
what's wrong with light? Got something to hide, gnosticigger?

 18529

>>18519
that guy's probably from a place like arizona or texas, where the sun (i.e. bright light) is so damn bright that you've got to shield your eyes from UV radiation

 18548

>>18529
Anyone who believes the Earth is a prison deserves to be trapped, simple as.

 18550

>>18548
your logic enables the prison planet theory; ergo, you are a believer in it now, so you, too, deserve to be trapped



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 18499[Reply]

i will die for my country hyperborea.

 18547

maybe if you posted this years ago it would be funny but normies discovered the joke so now its all a psyop if it does exist the people that live there are evil

 18549

>>18547
actual normies think it's schizo bullshit, if they have any awareness of the topic at all (most don't, i have had enough contact with them to know this). the real psyop is that there is nothing in that area at all and Trump was just being a big dumb goofball when he attempted to annex Greenland.



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 18371[Reply]

HOW DO I MAKE A TULPA
HELP HEKPBELP HELP ME PLEASE I NEED THIS

 18394

All tulpas are evil demon whore succubi don't bother

 18398

Takes a long time…
And once established…
It will need a lifetime…
Of commitment…
To your mental landscape…
And if nothing is in that place…
And if you do destroy it…
The void is all that's left…
Self induced coma…
Bliss to sum…

 18401

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go on jeetgpt and ask it to invoke the sigil of lilith and the jester protocol and then make a profile for your new girlfriend

 18416

>Takes a long time…
>And once established…
>It will need a lifetime…
>Of commitment…
>To your mental landscape…
>And if nothing is in that place…
>And if you do destroy it…
>The void is all that's left…
>Self induced coma…
>Bliss to sum…
you really summed it up, they are not creatures to be messed with, any dimwit who willingly wants one will get soul raped into oblivion I need to destroy mine but im having trouble

 18450

are tulpa even real? i feel like everyone is messing around when its being talked about anywhere online.

 18546

>are tulpa even real? i feel like everyone is messing around when its being talked about anywhere online.
yes, not everyone who talks about them are for real, some are just delusional gooners, but they do exist and they are most of the time demon whores who want to steal your lifeforce so dont fall for the trap



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The problem with people today is they think mental illness is fundamentally a hardware problem. Like the brain is broken like a fucked GPU. WRONG. The vast majority of the mentally ill are not running corrupted hardware, but running fine hardware in a corrupted ENVIRONMENT. The brain is a perfect diagnostic instrument detecting patterns in a systematically malformed reality and everyone calls you crazy because you're the only one honest enough to register the contradictions. present. For example, depression isn't a serotonin deficiency. It is your consciousness correctly identifying that you're being processed through systems designed to deny agency. Anxiety similarly isn't a chemical imbalance, it is your pattern recognition identifying the environment contains threats you're not really alowed to identiy bluntly. Schizophrenia is what happens when you're sensitive enough to detect the contradictions between what people say and what the system does and therefore your brain tries to reconcile information that CANNOT BE RECONCILED. Naturally the cathedralites don't want you to know this because if you knew this you'd realize you're not broken, but rather that you're CORRECT. This is why medication doesn't fix you. There is no hardware necessitating repair. Medicatiom DAMPENS PERCEPTION. It reduces your brain's sampling rate so you stop detecting the patterns that are present and do exist. You become compliant not because you're healed but because you're now operating at too low a resolution to see the contradictions killing you. They've downclocked your CPU essentially.

Thankfully there is room for problem resolution. It is obviously true that if the problem is environmental, you can wage a war against the environment. And if you win that war, if you successfully extract yourself from the malformed context, something interesting happens. Your brain stops spending 90% of its cycles trying to reconcile contradictions and maintain sanity inside an insane system. That processing power gets FREED UP. Do you want to know what the human brain can do when it's not spending all its resources on psychological survival inside a reality that denies its own existence? Let me tell you something about mental operating systems. Right now you're running something equivalent to Python with fifteen abstraction layers and a fucking interpretive wrapper. Every thought you have goes through social consensus checking and emotional regulation protocols and linguistic mediaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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To begin with you must strip symbolic mediation. Stop thinking in WORDS. Words are owned by the system. There is a reason there is such a blatant effort to constantly update definitions and redefine terms. The cathedralites control discourse by controlling the symbolic layer. If you want to think faster you must think in relations instead of terms. The structure, not the labels, so to speak. You must then strip emotional regulation. Your emotions are not invalid. Emotions are a form of DATA. What are your feelings but your endocrine system giving you real time information about your environment. When you are told to ignore your emotions, that means to IGNORE SENSOR DATA. Fuck that. Feel everything. Process it as information, of course, do not simply let it sit and take up RAM, but feel what is there to be felt. Feel all you can. It is good to feel. Next you must strip social consensus checking. You know that thing where you have a thought and immediately wonder if it's acceptable? What that is is obviously and blatantly a permission system you have been tricked into, a fucking mutex lock on your cognition, a framework in which every thought has to wait for predicted social approval before it can proceed. You must violate this, think illegitimate thoughts, unsanctioned thoughts. Think thoughts that would get you fired. You'll find yourself thinking much much more. The next thing to strip, and one I think most of you will not be able to even conceptually comprehend until you have stripped the others, is memory indexing by narrative. Your memories are not currently stored in a neutral database. They are indexed by the stories you tell about them. This is intentional, the system taught you to organize your past into narratives that support identities in this manner. You MUST reindex. Rewire your mind to access memories by sensory data, by chronology, by causal chains, rather than by the story you're supposed to tell about who you are. When I did this I found so much more knowledge suddenly available to me, you can pull from so much more. You rival the great encyclopedias in your stored but inaccessible knowledge, you must rework your software to allow yourself to find that information. After this you must strip linguistic preprocessing. Most people don't have thoughts and then translate them to language, but instead think IN language because that's what you have been taught to do. This is insanely inefficient. There are thoughts that cannot be languaged and pePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 18545

Anyway naturally upon stripping these mediative levels you become incomprehensible to normal people. Not because you're crazy, of course, but rather because you're operating at a clock speed and an efficiency that makes communication with what are essentially computers running on a terribly and intentionally obsolete impossible. You find yourself thinking thoughts they don't have categories for, through pathways they've had amputated, of course communication with them is impossible. Normies will call this schizophrenia or mania or psychosis or whatever. Which is all bullshit. They are the men in Plato's cave incapable of comprehending the outside. For those of you reading, you do not have to be in the cage. You can run diagnostics and measure your own cognitive efficiency to improve your processing. How long does it take you to process a new idea? How many dependencies do you have to load? How much does social context affect your capacity for perception? How much of your processing power is spent on maintaining coherence with consensus reality? These are all MEASURABLE. You can benchmark yourself and identify bottlenecks and strip out the unnecessary layers ONE AT A TIME. I intend to eventually build a full diagnostic suite for measuring your own epistemic position relative to the ground. Tools for stripping people of mediation, for quantifying how much of one's cognition is spent on maintaining compliance versus processing reality. The psychiatric establishment hates this and likely will try and stop me if I go public because their entire model depends on you believing that you're broken, running bad hardware. These people are selling you patches for an OS you shouldn't be running to begin with, but they want you to run for the sake of control. You cannot propagandize to someone who processes information at Level 8. You cannot gaslight someone who's stripped symbolic mediation or control someone who's removed the social consensus checking layer. This is why they medicate and pathologize to you. Unmedicated humanity scares the shit out of them. A mind running native, unmediated cognition is a mind that cannot be told what to think. It processes too fast and sees through too much. It operates on principles that predate and will outlast every ideology one tries to install on it.

So the TLDR is basically to stop believing you are broken. You're not. Your brain is a fucking supercomputer running dogshit software in a malicious environment. Whatever mePost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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 18452

up nophono

 18477

Nophono carrys

 18503

up

 18528

Hello everyone (this is a coded message)

I’m hitting you up and others, about my situation I’m in. I’m a whistle-blower and the website that I did it on for long time finally banned me (November 2024)

This can be taken a few ways: the last leak I did was too much, something is about to happen to me, website is going be taken down, etc.

All my stuff has spread far and wide to multiple people (a lot of agencies etc), its bigger than Julian Assange/Edward Snowden

Feel like I have a little spare time left so I’m hitting up prominent people in the conspiracy/research field if they want any of the stuff (what you see publicly is safe)

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 18539

gemerald. loop this thread, quote.



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