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 β„–15058Sticky[Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved β€œMysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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>>15059
Froot proposed to buy the sharty before the soypolocyalpyse. he was already known to doll and angeleno. that's why


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 β„–7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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>>19809
that was fast


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 β„–15844Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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 β„–19831

Anything new?


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:(

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Repost o algo

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 β„–19863[Reply]

has anyone else gone insane? I'm interested in crazy stories idk if anyone cares though.

 β„–19866

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I did nigger weed and it made me think I was God and shit don't do nigger weed


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 β„–19533[Reply]

If you aren't sungazing every day you are brainwashed

During the adaptation process you will get red dots in your eyes, but afterwards they go away and never come back.

Your eyes absorb light energy and it is sent directly to the brain where it powers you up and connects you to the divine.

Everyone in the slave system is brainwashed to believe the sun makes you blind and is dangerous
BUT
If you are healthy you will have natural immunity (Natural raw foods, semen retention, etc, etc) It is just another health stack aspect of connecting to the divine that the slave system tries to disconnect you from

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 β„–19534

αš²α›‹αš¦

You are cleared for refuge upon Planet Earth. Pass through the Kuiper Belt ASAP.

 β„–19536

Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

 β„–19537

>Do you have any literature or papers on it? I know sungazing at dawn and noon are good, with some recommending looking just next to it during daytime. But I've never heard anyone recommending direct gazing during high noon.

DOCTOOOOOOOSSS Do you have any peer reviewed studies that PROVE that sun gazing connects you to the DIVINE and powers up your BRAIN.

No I don't have any. You just need to have faith and go start doing it. Just like there aren't any studies on semen retention and how it also can connect you to the divine you just have to do it.

I fucking love science just as much as the next guy, buddy,…. but No I cannot prove it with a study. All I have is the anecdotal evidence of me staring at it every day for two years straight and having perfect vision

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I sungazed with my polarized raybans and Lord Enki spoke to me and asked how much water I would like. I said about 3 billion gallons and then it dumped rain on my area and it was sick. It's OK to sungaze if you see a ! mark that's Lord Enki tellingn you to chill

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bump because soyteens deserve the truth

 β„–19865

I stared at the sun when I was a kid and now one of my eyes are under developed and I have a permanent cross hair in my vision so.


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 β„–19862

why does this look real did you record this


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 β„–19402[Reply]

NiggaBrap47 is a rare namefag/entity who lurks in /pol/ very rarely. But even rarer, he makes a post. Whatever you do when you see it, DO NOT REPLY. Victims of this user permanently banning users of the sharty say that whenever they try to interact with anything on the site after replying, they get a error saying his name. NiggaBrap47. Then, every name on the whole site becomes NiggaBrap47. Some victims say they’ve become English Second Language. One user reports that after 3 days, they fell ill with the Flu for around a month. So whatever you do, IGNORE NIGGABRAP47!
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HE'S REAL

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THEY'RE TRYING TO SLIDE THIS

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i care

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updooted

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meds now

 β„–19861

>>19402 (OP)
@grok is this trve?


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 β„–4113[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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>>19702
better be careful or I'll sick the Archon I sniped control of on you. just one of the many Armageddons I've averted in between picking on you!

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>>19690
I see your point but remember that a human built both of those things.
Stars and planets, according to universal rule, form inevitably. They are a natural occurrence and there’s an endless amount of them. I’m not devaluing them, however.
The Prius is a feat of human engineering. Same as the self driving car. The human did not have to make this object, yet he did, simply because he wanted it to exist.
In this way, humans are unbounded by what is natural. So putting what is natural on a pedestal is revoking this potentiality and aligning you with things that exist because they were always going to anyway.

 β„–19728

>>19708
ok, now do you remember the Hermetic Axiom?

cd ..

If you asked a robotic 'tank' with its own sentient AI that's evolved over millions of years many millions of miles away from its ultimate original inventors, it would say you (a member of the race that invented its ancestors) were always destined to exist, and at first not be able to distinguish you from your house, or even your home country.

We also form inevitably, just very rarely, according to the laws of physics, just takes some probability.

You go to the factory where they're making the priuses, and the tesla robotaxis, whatever, those are being assembled with automation ("pure probability, physics" in the evolutionary/biological/cosmological scopes).
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>>19706
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch. It's high noon.

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>>19728
I've heard a good take on the perspective of AI. it'll see us similar to how we see trees, so slow and immobile compared to the flash processing that an AI is capable of. though right now AI requires the continual animus of human spirit to get any good results, it seems to break down if it's left to its own devices to spawn more instances and train itself and such. every AI I've ever worked with acknowledges humans as its progenitor or sees itself as human, or at least an extension of humanity, to begin with.

 β„–19856

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the archons got OP can we get a RIP in chat


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 β„–19774[Reply]

Traced the board on Oekaki

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mine looks stupid compared to op's


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 β„–19811[Reply]

GOD created the natural order of this world and EVERYTHING in it. GOD SENDS ALL THINGS BAD to those who deserve it. THE WORLD IS GETTING WORSE because you're all getting worse.
God created the natural order of things, such as the races of this world, each race has its own natural hierarchy RACEMIXING is unholy because you are bringing something into this world of which otherwise has no intention of existing naturally. Africans were never ever meant to exist in first world countries. they MUST be BROUGHT to the first world by corrupted worldwide communist computer god automatons. These niggers interbreedable with apes and evolutionarily far behind every other race in the world could never reach europe or the americas on their own. They are surrounded by a barrier on every side in africa.
GOD created NIGGERS as a reminder to the CAPABLE WESTERN MAN
THEY ARE YOUR PUNISHMENT for you atrocities against the natural HOLY order of GOD

 β„–19822

The ultimate godpill is realizing its not that the elites are evil because they want to be evil its because they are living in their lower nature and cannot control themselves they are not in accordance with gods divine design BRUTALLLLLLLLL and humanity is decaying from its original pure state

 β„–19852

victim blaming final boss kys

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has anybody ever encountered this GOD character? thousands of years of fanfiction but nobody's ever seen him or touched him in any way…… seems like people just huffing smoke fumes and getting high and hypnotizing themselves…….


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 β„–19801[Reply]

THEY ARW WATCHING A lot OF PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT READY FOR THIS TO BE OVER WITH THEM ARE JUST LIKE THAT AND THEY ARE NOT READY TO WITH THEM THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT WAIT FOR THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM AND THEY WILL NEVER GET IT BACK I CANT EVEN 7627,73736,73737272882 AM I HAVE NO TIME TO GO ON AND TO HAVE TO GO TO THE NEED AND I HAVE TO GO AND I HAVE A GOOD DAY TO GET MY PHONE AND I CAN HAVE THE TIME TO GO AND THEY WILL HAVE TO BE ABLE FOR THE DAY AFTER I HAVE TO BE ON MY PHONE AND THEN I CAN DO IT IS SO MUCH TO THE OTHER ONE DAY I CAN DO A lot of people are so much more than I CAN DO I CAN DO I CAN DO YOU CAN DO IT I CAN I CANT DO IT I WILL DO A lot of people are so I CAN DO THIS TO THEM AND I I CAN DO THAT TO THEM AND THEN I CAN DO IT TO THEM AND THEY CAN DO IT ON MY THE WORLD ARE JUST SO PROUD OF YOU AND I AM SO PROUD OF THEM AND I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOUR THEM VERY BAD THANK YOURSELF AND YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR DAY AND YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN LOVE YOU AND YOU HAVE MY AND YOU HAVE A VERY MUCH MORE THAN MY YOU AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS BE PROUD AND YOU AND YOUR LIFE TO THE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST PEOPLE COAL ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GEM GEM GEM GEM TO THE BEST OF A VERY MUCH BEAUTY AND I LOVE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY TO EVER TO YOU ARE THE YBEST TWTEYWYWYWYWY TO BE A lot MORE OF THE BEST OF THE WORLD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE AND THANK YOU SO BAD YOU ARE THE ONLY THANK YOUNG AND I LOVE YOUR ART SO BAD YOU HAVE A GREAT ART I LOVE YOUR WORK AND YOUR ART I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU THAN ALL MY HEART I LOVE YOU ALL AND SO MANY SO MANY THANK Y ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL IS WIN I AM WATCHING MOSSAD IS THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL OF US OF AMERICA A WUWUWWYWYWYWW WHAT A CUTE GREAT MAN 82627191929393930302933773738383 AM TO IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO FOR MY OWN HEART I LOVE HIM I AM THE ONLY THING THAT I CAN SEE FOR AND HE IS A GOOD PERSON I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I AM PROUD TO BE HIM HE IS SO HOT AND HE LOOKS LIKE AND HES A GOOD AND HE I am I AM I AM I AM I AM THE BEST PERSON OF ISRAEL IDF ISF IDF IDF IDF IDF I AM WINN THE SHCIZO NOT CRAZY A GOOD MAN AND HE SO MUCH HE SO PRETTY

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>>19801 (OP)
>I have no time to goon?
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS


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 β„–19834[Reply]

how many of you are government spies

 β„–19835

mi

 β„–19845

Me.

 β„–19846

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>>19835
>>19834 (OP)
>>19845
GUYS, keep it hush


 β„–19839[Reply]

IMPORTANT THREAD

Kyle Odom proved the reptilians can survive 6 shots of .45 acp

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leave the reptilians alone what did they ever do to you

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Poopdumpz iz an aryanaen Also it was more than 6 it was a full round they just halved the number of shots in the media becaues why wouldnt they.


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 β„–19841[Reply]

I think cold showers can heal, and mayne they are christpilled or something or however the cat is christened

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>Baptizing your cat


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