/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

How actually dangerous are drugs like shrooms and LSD? They sound interesting to try, I know le drugs bad but hallucinating sounds like a great experience

If your not careful and noclip out if reality in wrong hood, you'll end up in the Blackrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of dry sperm, the madness of vantablack, and endless backround noise of plapped snowbunny cheeks, and approximately six hundered million inches of all the BBCs combined.

Science save you if you hear a black bull wandering around nearby, because he sure as hell heard you.

this board is just faggots larping gek

The jews are behind every major event in history

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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Have you ever accessed the Akashic records? What did you see?

I need a fucking gun man I dont want glowies controlli g my life and taking my freedoms away i dont wNt to be arrestsd for le antisemitism I need a fucking gun now cuz the cia niggers glow in the dark we live in a mass surveillance world with no privacy, everyone follows the groupthink and enjoys it, the jews nigger agenda globohomo is ruining the world with nigger politics gay homosexual children corruption faggot nigger rape degeneracy. The new world order is going to get my freedom away so I really need a fucking gun to protect myself from the cia glowie niggers the federal reserve and non gold backed currencies have no real value, they aree the biggest hallucination of the world. They have no value, they have no tangible value, 100 dollars is 100 dollars, but people are too trusting and trust the dollar, the euro. they trust the government becuase thats how they grew up. The government is their father and their mother. The government decides what you like and what you dont like. The corporations and the government are one and the same. The government says you do this so you do it. The normies follow, and they follow each other. If you are different they shun you and call you autistic and schizophrenic and sterilize your brain with meds normie goycattle follow each other, they have no soul, they only do things for self pleasyre. their existence is masturbation. They go to the gym to jerk off their egos. they have sex for social status, to show they are better, they make fun of those who are not degenerate nigger fuckers. They fuck for pleasure, not out of intimacy. It is a way forr the normie to feel good. It is casual, the sacredness is gone, the consequences is gone, women kill their children the world will fail, the globalists plan not for the masses long term benefit, but for their own benefit. when they die in 20 years, the climate will be damaged beyond repair. Societies will collapse. They do not care for long term stuff like the environment and human survival and normies help them by buying and consooming their useless shit. They are killing the planet and no one does anything. They know and the children of tomorrow will hate us for it I hate the globalist satanist elite. The communist nature of their monopolies drives forward the perversion of society. Transgenderisms and faggotisms are a side effect of this, the destructuon of the middle class will come and end a 100 years experiment

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?

You can actually experience and have sex with all spiritual entities (including Jesus Christ) and even be their slave if it's projected and desired from your own individual consciousness until you get bored and transcend to another self-created reality of your own choosing. This would explain why the gods in the ancient world were constantly written to be sexualized. Also going by the logic there are no laws or limitations either no matter how immoral the scenarios would be in a physical world. GEEEEEG no wonder why governments, political leaders, and civilizations tried creating B.S. moral religious systems (from their own minds of course) to try and scare people in to being controlled and dominated by their government created dictator God. So people could go in blind to the afterlife they were convinced by their religious rulers into believing is the only scenario that existed, only to be fooled by the Archons into being reincarnated to earth by the light just to be enslaved by religious systems all over again and again on Earth. If you're of consciousness, then you're already a God. Even more so than any from every and all religions ever created.