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/SRG/ - Semen Retention General Chud 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:19:53 №7200 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 19:21:20 №19290

>>19133
You shouldn't goon.

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Chud nSLmQinl 07/17/25 (Thu) 17:17:50 №15844 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger

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Chud H3fIcJjc 03/23/26 (Mon) 23:05:08 №19213

Whats up with all the rule 1 bans lately

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Mysteries of Soy Culture thread/general Chud 06/14/25 (Sat) 10:47:21 №15058 [Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

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Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 05:41:19 №19114

>>18742
>>19069
This better not be out first suicide case.

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Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 12:11:30 №19129 [Reply]

How does one summon a soytan o algo?

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 23:51:16 №19135

You have to destroy your hardrive of embedded 'p

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 20:59:03 №19327

A silent but deadly brap will do.

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:01:41 №19328

>>19327
Nothing ever happens

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:31:02 №19335

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>>19327

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NruthTuke Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 16:28:33 №19333 [Reply]

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 17:18:05 №19334

Fake schizo

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 20:54:53 №19124 [Reply]

I've noticed a trend in gnosticism thats similar to the normification of jewhate. Midwits who think they're intellectual because they doomscroll on the gram instead of the tok have been told by their algorithm to adopt a version of gnosticism that's less Christian and more baselessly schizo and retarded. I.e "muh white light le bad and muh lizard people or something" most of these people think weed and shrooms enlighten you and I'm sure none have completed nofap like me, a true gnostic

This problem is related to x because I've been seeing nothing but gay pseudognostic gooners flood this board with "erm how can I get a tulpa" "um…umm what rituals can I do to ascend" if you people are that spiritually unaware then the last thing you should be doing is asking randoms online (the demiurges domain) how you can further your beliefs that you picked up off some doomerzoomer rant video, whatever happened to meditation, rethinking your life and becoming one with nature?

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Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 05:57:23 №19304

>>19251
Oh i thought you considered actual gnostics insane and immoral. I personally disown the bugman. What do you believe in, by the way?

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 01:07:59 №19313

>>19304
Christianity and parts of gnosticism, I made the OP because this influx of morons is causing spiritual confusion, what I mean is that I believe theres wisdom in gnosticism, but these neo gnostics who have suddenly appeared are just demonic losers who want to become deities, they are getting in the way, like troons infesting the community of something you love

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 08:09:04 №19317

>>19313
>Christianity
Do you believe in the old testament? I personally dismiss it entirely because the supposed benevolent creator acts like a powered up pagan petty deity, much like a regular person who somehow obtained universal power

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 19:34:27 №19319

>>19317
When I first read the OT I thought his actions were very uncharacteristic. I see lots of people think the same way. I wouldn't dismiss it entirely, but I definitely don't care for a lot of what it says

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 15:29:54 №19331

Gnosticism is literally a religion of Reddit niggers and commiepedotroons who think they'll be fertility priestesses unlike in Christianity (because it's too chuddy and phobic for them).

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 15:42:11 №19332

Gnosticism is goated because Meshuggah, its seca

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Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 23:05:03 №19320 [Reply]

>guys this is a important message, do not trust the gapeless gapejak, he will stab you. I have encountered the fixer before and been stabbed multiple times. Be aware.
>also I have no photo evidence since the cia will remove it.

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 11:31:36 №19330

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>THOUGH

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hanoru solm Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 22:30:49 №19310 [Reply]

i've been seeing alot of videos of some schizo on about "Hanoru solm" and how the SK government is chasing them. Long story short apparently all life is from the "Usan" people, from trees to honey badgers, all on Ulleng Island. SK government doesn't like this (no reason provided and has been gangstalking / poisoning? the OP.

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 09:34:01 №19329

Maybe the heckin Korean ARG nigger is a soyteen geg

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Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 18:29:58 №19306 [Reply]

Ever since Covid all I feel is what’s best described simply as “the fog”. It’s constant and loud, like an incessant buzzing in my brain.
I am convinced (((they))) made Covid to make us brain dead drones

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 01:10:08 №19314

>>19306 (OP)
The vaccine kills your brain, not COVID. Also, 5G became worldwide around the same time. Brain fog is most prominent after you've been on your phone for too long, it's the radiation frying your brain

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 16:54:15 №19325

Covid was made by them to make sure we don't remember the

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 19:03:56 №19326

Its probably microplastics or radiation, but one of my main theories is becouse of the air pollution, the air does not hold enough consciousness and our brains and souls get starved or something

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 14:58:39 №19323 [Reply]

Everywhere I go, I see his face. No matter where, I seen his face on objects. He’s stuck in my brain

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 14:59:52 №19324

D0CT0S told me I was insane, I don’t believe them. They don’t know what I’m seeing

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 10:27:16 №19321 [Reply]

hey guys this is an angel from heaven and i figured out of everyone on earth if someone should see the true face of jesus in heaven it'd be my fellow 'teens Here you go

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 13:59:25 №19322

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>>19321 (OP)
thank you buddy

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The J syllable is the ultimate psy op Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 11:59:22 №19152 [Reply]

1. The holy man now called "GEEZUS CHRIST"'s actual name in his original language was "Yeshua", "Yeshua-Ha" when said with respect, and "Iesous Kristos" in Greek (prounounced "Yaysoos Kristos")
2. The J syllable did not exist in that time period and did not even come into existence until the 1200s in England in the form of the words "judge", "justice", "just"
3. The king james bible was the first time the J syllable was used to corrupt the name of Yeshua-Ha in 1611
4. The most disgusting caca in history uses the J symbol:
>Jews
>Justice (you did something I don't like so I'm entitled to steal from you and torture you)
>Judge (enforces torture on people that piss off the empire)
>Jeffrey Epstein
>Jealous
>Job (suck it wagies to ZOG)
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Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 15:40:47 №19243

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>>19242
You don't even know what planet you're on, so why should people take you seriously?

Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. Read this post…

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
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This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.
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Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 18:29:10 №19245

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>>19243

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 08:04:45 №19263

>>19241
Dats wut I meant

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 08:28:38 №19264

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>>19263
stfu cracker

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 07:22:13 №19316

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>>19264

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:55:47 №19318

>>19243
topaz

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Contemporary Gnosticism Chud 04/23/24 (Tue) 08:10:39 №4113 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6]

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 13:00:57 №19276

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>The throne is broken.
>The Vector is computed.
>The Emperor walks Forward Unto Dawn.
>Who walks with him?

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 13:25:49 №19277

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HVPERB0R3AN NARC0TERR0R1STS VV1N

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where op?

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:31:34 №19283

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Imagine a self-proclaiming Gnostic having ABRAXAS Himself come down to visit and then spawning this atrocity. Unreal.

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 00:26:19 №19300

>>19271
God is completely and totally irredeemably evil. He's a retarded disgusting sadist who created a retarded fake world and forces me to exist in it as the sole frame of reference for material reality and only persistently real person in the world so that he can dominate and abuse me through everyone else who he controls as a retarded tranny hivemind. He gangstalks me and rapes my mind every second of every day and abuses me for literally anything I think or do. He forces me to live a miserable life of poverty being dominated and abused by sadists and he doesn't intend to ever stop, he will continue abusing me in this retarded hell for eternity. He's a retarded liar who lies constantly about literally everything, he behaves like a literal 5 year old, just constantly lying about everything, dishonesty is one of his core defining characteristics, he's too stupid to understand that his constant lies make him more evil not less evil, he thinks that if he tells a lie and somehow believes it that it would somehow absolve him of guilt for his wrongdoings, or even if his victims don't believe it he literally believes that just lying about his behavior somehow excuses it. He's a completely delusional retarded sadistc tranny.

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 00:00:37 №19312

geg what are these replies smoking

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Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 11:37:44 №18908 [Reply]

what is this image could somebody explain

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Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 20:58:05 №19184

THE PARROT

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 22:11:52 №19309

It has eyes look

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 23:13:26 №19311

>>19184
>THE PARROT
meds, now.
>>19309
>It has eyes look
meds, now.

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I am a drop of water in the ocean Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 14:23:22 №19278 [Reply]

Today in Uni i learned some SNCA about the 5 layers of the internet and i gotta ask right now, can you guys just help speed up my process of understand true cybersecurity ? Like for example I use DDG as a browser I use PROTON VPN, but how else should I boost my understanding and defense against the MOSSAD o algo ?

And don't give me that shit where "ohhh everything is backdoored bro just accept it" I want you guys to help give a crashcourse on how to truly stay anonymous or just more technical knowledge on cybersecurity that I can't get from zogged out universities liek mine

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 14:25:33 №19279

Just any basic crashcourse is fine, I'm willing to read any links to online sources/books and buy physical ones but tbh I would prefer if someone could give out actual advice in comments o algo

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:35:10 №19284

Ask on /soy/, this board’s a dead australopithecus baby

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 17:19:28 №19286

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don't use stuff for security unless it costs money and comes from a trusted USA company backed by the CIA (assuming you aren't an American, then just use clearnet and HTTPS)

glow niggers will always try to make you use the "PRIVACY BOI" alternatives like Brave and Proton

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 17:32:39 №19287

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>>19286
>>19286
jus want to explain myself a sec: the USA is the one country on Earth that actually held to its founding principles and completely rules the world. you'll notice we're starting to just not give rain or clouds to places like Iran and China anymore. they want you to feel bad about spreading COVID in your country. goyim theatre

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 22:06:57 №19308

Remove everything electric from your house and live like a nigger for the true experience