/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger

I was walking by the rural side of my town, then I saw a man who I would describe as a IRL Soyjak due to his physique, he didn't told me nothing, he didn't said not even a exclamation, he was looking at me, standing there, I was afraid. Then, I said "Erm, hi… ?" and then he shout:
>This is what happen when you don't follow the Agenda 2030!
I got scared, and suddenly he, while still standing there, began to melt, in a macabre way. It reminded me of that moment in the first Indiana Jones movie, when one of the antagonists began to melt as the Lost Ark was opened. Faced with such a paranormal horror, I ran all the way home. I tried to tell my family, but they just assumed it was a prank played on me by a friend on the street, yet I swear I really saw it; he was melting from head to toe. I’m telling you this story right before I head to bed. Good night… if you can manage to get any sleep at all.

THIS SITE HAS CAUSED A MAJOR SHIFT IN MY PERSONALITY. DO NOT USE IT, OR IF YOU USE IT, BE KIND, LOVE OTHERS.

BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL BE TAKEN BY THE WEBSITE AND BE MOLDED WITH HATRED AND DANGER. IT HAPPENED TO ME.

THE HATRED OF THIS WEBSITE MOLDED ME SO MUCH THAT IN MY BATHROOM THERE WAS A COCKROACH, WHO I KILLED, AND I SAID TO IT "YOU ARE 'NISHED, FOR 'OONING TO 'P" AS I KILLED IT WITH MY FLIP FLOP.

I AM SO SORRY LITTLE ONE… LITTLE CREATURE OF GOD… FORGIVE ME

Please help me. They’re torturing me. I’m literally being raped. I live in Texas. It’s Hollywood’s fault.

Thoughts ?

Why do goblins orchestrate the plot of your dreams and nightmares and then get mad when you "go off-script" as if you're some kind of actor playing a role for the goblin's entertainment in some kind of movie??? (ev&doe you were never even granted the script for the dream-movie in the first place)

Why do they do this? What motivates the dream-goblins?

who is the chosen chud

hello lads i am attempting to kill myself by doing nothing materially. does anyone have any skills they can teach me to achieve this task.

why does touching penis feel good ? i think its paranormal because like it's a small part of the body but if feels good for the whole and is like what about the legs ? they are bigger right

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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WHY IS EVERYTHING INVERTED????

Math beyond basic multiplication is voodoo jeet demon magic

these math niggers are fucking saying shit like this and they are fucking retaded YES YOU CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO if you take like one lets say 1 the number 1 and divide it by 1 like this: 1 / 1 it will be one okay lets go lower then now, if you divide 1 by let's say .5 it'll equal two because 1 / .5 = 2 becuase it just does ok ask the calc ok lets keep going 1 / .25reducing the divider that equals 4, 1 / .1 = 10, 1 / .01 = 100 ; 1 / .001 = 1000 SEE IT GOES UPand as the number gets smaller the divided nigger gets bigger so at 1 / .00000001 the answer is something big really big like 1000000000 or so and as the number gets smaller and approchaes zero (0) it gets bigger so if you divide by zero 1 / 0 = infinitty right? THEN WHY DOES IT EQUAL UNDEFINED? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING NMIGGERS NIGGERS THEY CANT DO FUCKING COMMON SENSE!!!! ok look, look so you do the sanem thing but with negaive numbers, 1/ -1, 1/ -.5… etc it's then negative so it aproaches negative infinity, ok so it diverges 1/0 can either be positive or negative infinity but it cant be both so wtf? WELL IF YOU ADD A FUCKING NEGATIVE ZERO -0 THEN THE PROBLEM IS GONE. HOW COME YOU CNA JUST IMAGINE NUMBERS like """i""" AND SAY HMM YES YES WE DO REAL MATH WITH THIS GARBAGE BUT YOU CANT JUST MAKE A NEGATIVE ZERO NUMBER WHEN IT ACTUALLY WOULD MAKE SENSE? NIGGER. YOU IF YOU CAN USE IMAGINARY NUMMBERS BECAUSE YOUR MATH DOESNT AADD UP AND CALL IT REAL MATH THEN YOU CAN KILL YOURSLEF NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER