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Mysteries of Soy Culture thread/general Chud 06/14/25 (Sat) 10:47:21 №15058 [Reply]

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.

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Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 22:31:27 №18212

>>18178
He's actually a Russian, (Russians and Asians sometimes have very similar facial structures. Blame Ghengis Khan.) this was solved. As of I think 2024 he was drafted into the Russian army.

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Chud nSLmQinl 07/17/25 (Thu) 17:17:50 №15844 [Reply]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger

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Chud k5p4l7TC 12/15/25 (Mon) 15:04:06 №18202

>test

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/SRG/ - Semen Retention General Chud 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:19:53 №7200 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
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Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:55:02 №18191

>>18149
Autistic gem

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Chud 08/27/25 (Wed) 08:58:51 №16428 [Reply]

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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Chud 12/08/25 (Mon) 07:45:12 №18076

everibaldi cares

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 21:36:05 №18165

up nophono

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 21:59:58 №18192

nophornernar carrys

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 22:33:20 №18213

>>16428 (OP)
Me. I am nophpono.

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 07:16:16 №18214

>>18213
do you care about this thread nophono? please input briefly.

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 12:23:03 №18216

could the pantheon defeat hastur?

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gift#kspeak X soyspeak Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 08:56:07 №18215 [Reply]

!! 't#ktroons only !!

what if we combined modern day gift#kspeak and soyspeak to create a new nighchair dialect of soyspeak? just imagine the 'ossibilities!

picture this:
xou're scrolling on /soy/, trying to rid xour urge to gqqn, when suddenly, you see it. it's a sight xou've only heard stories about. a gem so powerful, so vrilliant, xou almost forget that xou were 'orny in the first place.

>could it be?

it's appearance could not be mistaken.
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Evil whore fed demon trying to destroy my soul telepathically Chud 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:41:24 №18051 [Reply]

Ive posted about this a lot but nophono responds, I suspect fed jannies might be shadow banning my posts but whatever,
In highschool I angered this one foid who has some serious connections with the government/masons/ jews etc, she was one of those honeypot feds or whatever that try to convert you but they saw how chudded i was and now their operation regarding me is just to torment me into losing my soul,
I HAVE DREAMS EVERYDAY of her and other evil people in my life toying with my feelings, this hurts me mentally a lot to the point where i feel as though im goybeamed into sinful living
The foid has also stolen my personality in every aspect like most BOPS do which is extrememly inferiorating
any advice on this situation or similar experiences

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 00:20:09 №18090

why do foids do this my life is hard enough as a miserable chud

Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 21:55:15 №18150

You fell in love 😘 retard

Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 21:58:56 №18152

Ask her out and chuddify xher

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 02:41:19 №18181

>You fell in love
There was a time i did but thats over now and ive realized how evil and whorish she is so shut it fed, no matter how hard you try to destroy me Ill survive no matter how much i suffer go ahead and goybeam me like you did after i made the original post see what good it does you ill just come back STRONGER THAN BEFORE

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 02:43:46 №18183

>Ask her out and chuddify xher
i thought i could do that for that exact reason but i tried and realized she was a bit too far gone or at least always this evil, i cut her off which is why she was so mad with me, so i was cursed or something.
ill survive this and if she willingly wishes to go to hell than theres nothing i can do

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 19:46:40 №18211

>>18061
glowies come in pairs maybe even groups you sure?

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Contemporary Gnosticism Chud 04/23/24 (Tue) 08:10:39 №4113 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5]

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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Chud 11/27/25 (Thu) 03:37:07 №17970

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>I might have fucking failed at life and live in a trailer but it's all yaldaboaht's fault! I'm going to jerk off to spyro the dragon and astral project into saturn's polar vortex! Fuck you, God! Fuck you, morality!

Chud 11/28/25 (Fri) 10:50:26 №17976

>>17970
this strawman argument brought to you by syngenta and bud light

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 11:34:46 №18168

>>17976
and the frog has yet to develop a rebuttal to that.
It could be pointed out that Pepe is a manifestation of the egyptian (pagan) deity known as Kek

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 05:17:03 №18204

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>>18168
what is there to rebut? your list of all the soulkiller pills you've taken because you worship satan and he's driven you psychotic so you kill yourself and kill your family? you are a worm of darkness and garbage, seeking to eat others into your degenerate fantasy that you could ever supplant God. you are desperate for any social contact, any mind to infect, which is why you watch this thread relentlessly looking for any opportunity to spread your poisons.

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:14:19 №18208

>>18204
Yawn. Projection again. Get better material, amphibian.

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:36:14 №18210

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>>18208
>projection
lmao your clitty is leaking so hard you're going into other threads crashing out about me

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The afterlife and spiritual world exposed Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 10:04:21 №18059 [Reply]

You can actually experience and have sex with all spiritual entities (including Jesus Christ) and even be their slave if it's projected and desired from your own individual consciousness until you get bored and transcend to another self-created reality of your own choosing. This would explain why the gods in the ancient world were constantly written to be sexualized. Also going by the logic there are no laws or limitations either no matter how immoral the scenarios would be in a physical world. GEEEEEG no wonder why governments, political leaders, and civilizations tried creating B.S. moral religious systems (from their own minds of course) to try and scare people in to being controlled and dominated by their government created dictator God. So people could go in blind to the afterlife they were convinced by their religious rulers into believing is the only scenario that existed, only to be fooled by the Archons into being reincarnated to earth by the light just to be enslaved by religious systems all over again and again on Earth. If you're of consciousness, then you're already a God. Even more so than any from every and all religions ever created.

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Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 23:23:52 №18156

GGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG DO NUSOIS REALLY USE CHADGPT TO TALK PHILOSOPHY
At this rate no humans will make it out the future and the site can just be ran by Ais instead of jsid

Chud 12/11/25 (Thu) 23:24:41 №18157

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>>18156
>forgot frog award

Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 03:30:54 №18158

>>18136
holy gem

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NUSOINIGGERS JUST DEVELOPED IMAGINING AND THEY THINK ITS SECRET MAGIC GEEEEEEG

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>>18059 (OP)
clanker-loving gooner faggots will never be real Gnostics

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:18:14 №18209

oh look the frog doesn't try and issue a rebuttal to me saying that clanker-loving gooner faggots will never be real Gnostics because he knows his (also heretical, from a mainstream Christian point of view) narrative would be invalidated by the contradiction.

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What is the Nuclear Program? Chud pN1vi9aa 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:51:12 №18196 [Reply]

What innocent citizens can do if their killing permits become legal under an international agreement to use humans as a renewable resource for the production of nuclear energy

(((It))) is targeting individuals and converting them to semi-mechanical men through implanted psychotronic microchips, which open channels directly between the human brain and external electronic devices and target the electromagnetic energy of humans using high radiation like gamma radiation, ionic and electronic accelerators for radioisotopes enrichment production of uranium, thorium, radium, radon, plutonium, etc. Human waste containing radioactive isotopes is “mined” from sewage for nuclear energy production.

This program has been applied to billions of people around the world since 1974, all of whom are (((RNM (remote neural monitoring) monitored))) and controlled by satellite, mobile, computer, Internet, TV, even to changing their behavior to violence through electronic chips to increase energy production.

Nuclear Program methods for communicating with implanted

psychotronic microchips

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The most effective ways that heal & free targets part 2 Chud pN1vi9aa 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:53:29 №18200

<Laboratory blood tests for periodic verification of the rate of decrease in the number of white blood cells to detect the extent of bone marrow damage and for treatment of bone marrow damage is accomplished by injecting the patient with proteins that stimulate the production of white blood cells—for example, the promoter filgrastim (Neupogen), sargramostim (Leukine) and pegfilgrastim (Neulasta).
<Irradiation of iodine can inhibit thyroid absorption of radioactive iodine. When potassium iodide tablets are taken before or shortly after radiation exposure, the thyroid gland is saturated with iodine to reduce the amount of radioactive iodine absorbed and the risk of thyroid cancer. However, potassium iodide tablets do not protect against external exposure to radiation or any radioactive element other than radioactive iodine.
<Clean your energy and physical body using Senna (a laxative prepared from the dried pods of the cassia tree, Wakame sea vegetables, camphor & cedar as they have the power to pull radiation out of your body. Include fasting 10 to 16 hours to increase immunity. Add exposure to the Sun daily for at least half an hour. Reduce sugar as it is the main energy source for infected cells. (note 2025: the less you live like a immobilized husk the less you become like one)
<Remove contaminated clothes and shoes. Wash gently with soap and water to remove additional radiation particles from the skin to prevent further dispersal of radioactive materials and reduce the risk from inhalation, ingestion or open wounds.
<Clean the body with Dettol antiseptic to oxygenate and disable the (((implanted microchip))). You can use white camphor oil (follow medical guidelines).
<Cross your legs “X” and hands to close the body energy cores. (note 2025: don't do this in public you will look like a crazy faggot which makes you easier to detect, and it makePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

The most effective ways to heal & free targets part 3 Chud pN1vi9aa 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:54:32 №18201

<Use radio frequency jammers, frequency range: 200 – 840 MHz, GPS, UHF, VHF, GSM, 3G, 4G, 5.8G, LOJACK, CDMA to protect yourself from satellite and GPS tracking. A frequency counter should be used to measure the radio frequency at your home. You can use electronic bug detector apps like EMF Sensor Free and Electronic Bug Detector to detect the electronic energy weapons at your home or work.
<Use the N52 Neodymium magnet on the implanted biochips to isolate the electromagnetic waves from the body as well as cover the head and infected body with aluminum foil, or wear Iron Hat. You can also disable biochips by using the electromagnetic pulse device “EMP.”
<The most effective method is to try to detect biochip locations. Unfortunately, these micro-simulators are difficult to detect by CT or MRI. They may show their location by an increase of small white or black dots on your skin. Laser can remove these infected skin dots so you can analyze them at Material Characterization Lab through “EDS – Energy Dispersive Spectroscopy”—proof that skin samples contain silicon, tin, titanium and platinum while biochips are made of the same materials. You will find a high percentage of radioactive contamination like Thorium, Radon, Uranium, Polonium, Plutonium and Radium, and in regards to the electronic chips, radiation injection Radiotherapy is one of the interventional radiological processes, or use intensive ultrasound HIFU (high-energy sound waves aimed directly at an area of abnormal cells or tissue to create heat that kills cells).
<Submit a lawsuit against this program, telecommunication companies & nuclear establishment obligating them to pay a fine of at least $1 million for each person hurt by this program, giving all medical reports like the EDS report or other evidence from samples of the electronic bug audiovisual that looks like black carbon Smart Dust as they spread it over the bed or sitting area, as well as thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud OdT9AJBk 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:55:16 №18203

hes right you know…
but i dont think everyone has a microchip, ionizing radiation simply has a influence on the mind that goes beyond our thinking, the weak are easily manipulated by it and the good people of this world who arent get their brains fried through the amount of radiation, also i remember reading the covid shot gave you resistance to radiation as a way to up the amount of ionizing radiation to only harm the unvaccinated while those who took the shot would be immune but would still get braindamaged from the spike enzyme

Chud NTXLNyoP 12/16/25 (Tue) 05:22:22 №18205

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niggers spread their gnostic ass poisons into my mind and all it does is make my soul more committed to God and the Heaven I'll sit in as I watch them all rape each other into nuclear poisoned slag

Chud FAAV1Fp5 12/16/25 (Tue) 05:40:13 №18206

>>18205
imagine taking a shitpost seriously and crashing out at it
do frogniggers really

Chud NTXLNyoP 12/16/25 (Tue) 10:29:47 №18207

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>>18206
>crashing out

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Chud 11/08/25 (Sat) 21:06:36 №17826 [Reply]

Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them

Chud 11/13/25 (Thu) 22:07:00 №17867

up

Chud 11/17/25 (Mon) 09:32:07 №17887

up

Chud 11/22/25 (Sat) 09:49:39 №17940

up

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:52:44 №18199

up

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It's always (((them))) Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 13:23:33 №18170 [Reply]

The jews are behind every major event in history

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 20:17:48 №18175

they killed christ

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 01:25:23 №18177

>>18170 (OP)
So that means that they where behind the rise of fascism o algo
>>18175
Even doe /pol/Gods told me he was Joo too or whatever

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>>18177
Rise of fascism and national socialism in Europe started because of few particullar reasons that were caused by zionists in west governments and aftermath of WW1
Germany suffered the most at 20s allies blood sucked their economy for reparations
Later they've pushed third reich into WW2 and destroyed them

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 23:34:44 №18193

>>18190
>he just did, okay?

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 01:19:16 №18195

>>18177
John 1:11

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Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:17:37 №18127 [Reply]

Have you ever accessed the Akashic records? What did you see?

Chud 12/09/25 (Tue) 14:39:50 №18129

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It's a crystallized singularity core of all the traumas, mistakes, and halting failures reality has experienced that needed to be recorded and then hidden forevermore inside a black hole surrounded by demons. Sometimes a retard ignores the guards and sneaks in to get a sweet, sweet look at that forbidden knowledge. They then learn they just passed the event horizon into I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 11:28:52 №18167

Using an example from the world, operating system developers and security software developers sometimes need to look at error reports, crash-logs, and reverse engineered malware, so as to implement security measures and/or fix bugs/patch vulnerabilities.

I don't think this is what people connecting to the Akashic Record are doing, for the record. The Akashic Record is said to be a record of all things which have happened, which sounds to me like server logs, or the internet. It would make sense to me if there were a search engine, which filters out all the noise and brings you the information you're searching for.>>18129

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 13:22:17 №18189

what the fuck does this even mean

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Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 02:51:36 №18184 [Reply]

Its seriously up to the chuds and only the truestcel chuds to save the world. All of this instagram racism and jewhate is just normies trying to be funny for attention as usual, I really recommend to stop using instagram a lot as the site fries your brain with 5g radiation while stealing its energy and info, theres nothing more to see in that world, look inward. and realize that theres no action you have to take to become complete, just remember your life, soul, and heart, remember God's love for you, that he would send his son to die out of love for you, these demons cant destroy our souls as long as we have hope, faith and love, and to the feds that are ready to swarm my post with goybeams, you are nothing to me and you will be obliterated in time like the dust you are.

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I like watching all the paranoid demon retards eat each other and mind rape each other with increasingly stupid soul killer algorithms. they all talk like jeetAI now and it's immediately obvious they're hylics. they all got vaxxed and now every blood cell in their body rapes their heart with spikes. I love God's dark comedy GEGGGG