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 16828[Reply]

Something I've started noticing all too often is this new wave of "internet mystery content" that's just become nothing besides talking about pedophiles/pedophilia on the web. I'm not even kidding. It seems wherever you look online you'll come face to face with pedoslop eventually. Some estrogenic zoomer sitting at his desk doing the fakest deep voice you've ever heard as he talks about "The hidden horror lurking on instagram…" and it's some fucking account called "I love fucking boys 22" that posts AI generated images of pizza and suddenly this little fag behind the microphone is a federal detective or some shit.

That's another big thing. These pedoslop creators always larp as if they're like some sort of cybercrime geniuses because they know that pedophiles on the internet 3 years ago use the word "cheese pizza" when talking about child porn. Half the time as well these videos are talking about an account that was clearly made purely for internet attention.

It gets worse on tiktok too. Seriously. Download tiktok right now, try making an account and see the shit the algorithm will toss at you. Of course initially it'll all be normie shit like car mukbangs but after a while you'll get more fucking pedoslop shoved down your throat. Some chick standing there pretending to be all serious like she's talking about a defcon 1 level threat over some fat retard jerking off on a tiktok live or some shit.

It's completely enveloped everything now. Every "internet mystery" video is now just pedoslop. It's getting to a point where the audience consuming this content and the creators are desperate for pedophilia to exist around every corner. They can't do anything without soying the fuck out and going "HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEDOPHILIA THERES A BUTTERFLY IN THE BACKGROUND THAT'S CODEWORD FOR I LIKE LITTLE BOYS BOUNCING ON IT HOLY FUUUUUUCK".

I can't stand it anymore. there is no more interesting content. No real mysteries that have you intrigued just some shit like "this account is ran by a pedophile, shock twist he did pedophilic things" but normies are fucking obsessed with this shit and they're so voracious and rabid in their obsession with this stuff.
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>>17114
That pajeet gooned to loli 'p with his literal 'cord buddies on stream geg

 17830

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Noticed that bullshit too, I remember Nexpo vids for example were something genuinely something to be excited about, now all that fag does is tell stories about "look at this guy that's so unassuming… but there is… a dark secret… he's actually… a pedophile… rapist… and shot up a public restroom… o algo…". That's just fucking boring, man, where are all the stories about some sp00ky shit leading to a dead end or actually interesting things? Are all the horror/creepy/whatever creators just going to turn into true crime now?
Not to mention that approx. 80% of modern ARGs/nonfiction stories are written by cacas and are painfully fucking obvious. It's just fanfics and shit pastas from way back when but with even less soul because it's done with a sole intention to "pop off" and get a vid on your own self done by some big jewtoober. It's grim

 17884

>>16911
at this point i really wonder if the hecking dark web has anything more on it than drug trades and p,youtubers hyped that shit up when most of the stuff was either shitposts or illegal boring stuff

 17906

>>17830
> I remember Nexpo vids for example were something genuinely something to be excited about, now all that fag does is tell stories about "look at this guy that's so unassuming… but there is… a dark secret… he's actually… a pedophile… rapist… and shot up a public restroom… o algo…"
>Are all the horror/creepy/whatever creators just going to turn into true crime now?
holy trvthnvke, I was watching one of his videos, I think it was "disturbing things around the internet" and one of the choices was some fuckass earthquake footage during a baseball game

First of all, wasn't even from the Internet, it was from a TV/radio broadcast, and he made a big point about how the earthquake caused a bridge collapse which would've killed far more people if they weren't all at the baseball game, which I guess was supposed to be the "heckin disturbing" part that keeps me up at night.

That's what sorta really made me wake up to the fact that he's now a sloptuber who regurgitates whatever he finds on the "scary IRL stories" subreddits.

 17907

>>17884
tried out Tor a while back and it's literally all just crackheads selling each other drugs or federal agents setting up honeypots. It's actual slop, and I doubt it'll change unless the Internet becomes so fucked that we see normal people start to more to darkweb.

 17937

>>17884
>>17907
The most interseting thing on le heckin dark web are the dataleaks and thats it. The incel network (soyjak.party) is on the clearnet and everything else in der cord or das gram where you can larp or goon in the 764 groupchat.



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 17918[Reply]

Basically I met these creatures i call ropeys and he offered me junk to ramble on 4chan about them a bit but some faggot banned me so ill post them here too in hopes you guys can make better use of it
>be me
>homeless
>don't couch serf because socially awkward and hate people
>always prefer camping out in the woods for the same reason
>around 10 other homeless people live out there
>don't talk to eachother because we all go by the same fuck off principle but we all check that we're still there everyday
>homeless guy everyone calls bear goes missing
>check in with the other 9 to try find out what happened
>schizo called bill said that he was chased by this weird tree mutant
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 17930

A few stories took place before this one but I'll tell you it now so you can take a break from me stories but you'll probably get a kick out of how this story starts so here we go
>be me
>try last in the city to get away from it all
>steal someone's car not even a week after I land
>don't cover my tracks as well as i normally do so pigs swarm me and I get around a year in the slammer
>meet this guy I'll call Mohammed because he looked like the prophet
>7 foot jacked Somalian dude who went schizo and killed his uncle
>police ruled him clinically sane so he now has a life sentence here
>why the fuck I'm bunking with a murderer as a petty theif is beyond me but I know pigs make your life hell when you moan so I just sleep with my eyes open
>prison life has turned Mohammed gayer than Elton
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 17931

>keep putting everything we can find in it and nothing keeps happening
>can tell the machine is on because it's making noise just don't know how to work it and get really annoyed
>get the idea to put a dead rat on it
>nothing happens again
>ugh
>hear my brother turn to leave as I have a really bright idea
>find out how to turn the machine off
>put all the mouses limbs into the holes on the wheels because it reminds me of what my uncle taught me about praying
>"if you pray to Allah like superman he'll treat you as a hero"
>told me that's how Somalis became so strong
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 17932

>decide I'll make azure a gnome so I can talk to him forever
>i strap my superman down into the machine and give him a final stroke and salute before my furry fren becomes a gnome
>instantly regret my decision
>i don't want to hear his fucking screaming ever again I knew as soon as I powered the machine on that I made a mistake his cries of agony were so loud and piercing that I thought I was gonna go deaf I tried to turn the machine off to stop it but it wouldn't listen and all I could think to do was try to comfort him but when I went to stroke him my hands only felt something soggy and stringy so I kept my closed my eyes before I could turn to look at him telling myself it was just some wires or anything but what I knew it was as the screams only got louder I curled into a ball and screamed and cried until they went away shaking the while time because I know i was the one who did this
>wait an hour before opening my eyes wishing mama was here now
>why the fuck did i have to sneak out and do this alone i was so stupid maybe mama could've saved him
>hear a small voice right next to me calling my name over and over
>sadness turns to joy and i turn around to talk to azure knowing he'll understand me for the first time
>gush out apologies and excitement over all the adventures we're about to have
>"you have sinned by transmuting me into your mouse's form and now for your witchcraft you are marked by the green men"
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 17933

>shine my flashlight around where the skateboard is and it directly hits a scary shape
>drop my quaran in shock and watch the creature absorb it into its body
>come face to face with a manish treeish monster with a spiders face and a hole for a mouth
>before I could even get what was happening I'm back at mamas and drilling into the door with my hands frantically
>somehow open even though it's locked and throw myself back inside
>slam it behind me
>mama runs downstairs and starts hitting me while i cry before she realizes I'm not an intruder
>tell her what happened
>she tells her imam
>imam agrees with the what the gnome said
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 17934

>don't
>be years later
>23
>got meds for my ptsd but still really bitter
>figure out the skateboard was my uncles invention and he never tells me why even when I beg him
>take a knife to the bastard for everything he put me through by practicing witchcraft like that
>walk into the woods that night with uncles head as a sign to the djinn that my sin has been forgiven and it can now leave me
>leave it there and go home
>walk into the woods the next day with a weight off my chest
>play in the forest like I'm a little boy again until nightfall
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>prisoners cut through the fance somehow and I guess that the prison guards didn't notice
>it's those dumb barstards own sodding fault that I'm about to take advantage of it
>Mohammed finishes his story and I decide that he probably heard me talking about ropeys to some fellow homeless convicts and tired to combine bits and pieces for sex
>disgusting bugger
>takes him into the forest with offers of a thank you blowjob and tell him I'll give him a massage first
>cut his throat and tell him to try lie his way into fucking me again
>watch him stumble confused deeper into the woods
>realize he's not a lying cunt as the torch i smuggled to bludgeon him with as backup illuminates a ropey standing above yanking him back into the treeline
>gurgling precedes into the treeline and I hear another snap deeper in the forest to my left
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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 17651[Reply]

What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?
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 17725

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>media pending approval for 3 whole days
OHNONONNONONONNONO FAT LAZY JANNIES…..
JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!!!!!

 17806

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>>17651 (OP)
>mpa for 10 days straight
DEAD NIGGER WEBSITE

 17819

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>media pending approval for 10 whole days
DNB board

 17851

>media pending for 2 weeks straight

Shut it down already

 17852

>>17851
deattach tranny pedo, deattach

 17914

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>media pending approval for 23 whole days
JUST SHUT THIS DEAD NIGGER SITE DOWN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW



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 16692[Reply]

How do I try astral projection, or to achieve some other form of OBE?
Does it matter that I have ADHD and would probably struggle to lock in, assuming great amounts of focus are required?

 16907

Meditation, listening to certain frequencies on jewtube, opening your chakras, stop goofing and STOP TAKING MEDS

 16910

my name is edwin i made the mimic

 17783

bump

 17839

you don't so you don't get possessed and become a troonniggertard

 17913

it was difficult to put the pieces together



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 17794[Reply]

The CIA engineered the 67 song to keep us brain dead. This is proof…

 17912

>>17794 (OP)
irl 'o
also https://www.stinkymeat.net/ reference



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 17877[Reply]

My phone charger (or more specifically, the wall outlet to USB brick) emanates a high-pitched screeching noise that nobody in my family can hear but me. I had to move it into the hallway a few days ago because it got so loud that it was nearly impossible for me to sleep. I can still hear it screeching from the hallway, even when I close my door and everything. Is this some sort of CIA sleep deprivation tactic, weaponizing my closeness to my phone to mentally strain me?
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 17880

It's inductor whine. Try wrapping a rubber band around it to change the resonant frequency. Or just buy a phone charger that isn't a cheap piece of junk

 17881

>>17878
Do you still use a tube monitor o algo?

 17882

>>17880
The charger is an Anker which should be high quality, as for inductor whine it shouldn't be happening when it isn't actively charging, but the whining happens whenever its plugged in

 17889

get a new charger and maybe take the old one apart to see if there is something wrong

 17895

if your phone charger draws enough current, it'll do that. mine does too. it also gets warm/hot if left charging long enough.

 17911

you're more likely to pick up on electrical humming if you're autistic btw
my light in my room does this 24/7 and it pisses me off so bad i think its making me deaf



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 16671[Reply]

what is the origin of demonic giga
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 17782

up

 17849

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xe is a member of gigaverse

 17856

disgusting giggercreature

 17903

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>>17849
what is the gigaverse and what are these weird deformed looking goofy gigas? are they supposd to be giga frogs?

 17909

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>>17903
NUSOIS DONT EVEN KNOW HE COMES FROM A RARE N64 GAME JUST SHUT IT DOWN

 17910

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 17897[Reply]

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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 17902

stop spamming your shit on everyboard fam



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 17890[Reply]

what songs are irl human music

 17891




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 17885[Reply]

“In the hyperstitional model Kaye outlined, fiction is not opposed to the real. Rather, reality is understood to be composed of fictions – consistent semiotic terrains that condition perceptual, affective and behaviorial responses. Kaye considered Burroughs’ work to be ‘exemplary of hyperstitional practice’. Burroughs construed writing – and art in general – not aesthetically, but functionally, – that is to say, magically, with magic defined as the use of signs to produce changes in reality.”

Neo-Libertatia arrives from the future

 17886

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>>17885 (OP)



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 17845[Reply]

do you ever wonder if glowniggers go on boards like this and intentionally push people towards mental illness to cause shootings?

Because i do

 17860

No!

 17875

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never happens

 17883

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest



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 17874[Reply]

THE FALLEN WATCHERS THAT OWN THE CORPORATE WORLDWIDE GANGSTER COMPUTER DEITY MYSTERY BABYLON TARTARIA ROME THINKPOL DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA IS TO FORCE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONCES TO GET NO SOUL BACK GUARANTEE MRNA HEART ATTACK AND VMAT2 ANTIBODY MAKING YOU AFRAID OF JESUS CHRIST WHICH IS YISHU FROM THE CORRECT ARAMAIC. THERE USED TO BE TONS OF DOCUMENTATIONS AND POSTS ABOUT PEOPLE CRYING AND REGRETTING VACCINATIONS OF COVID 19. COVID BACKWARDS IS DIVOC WHICH COMES FROM THE HEBREW WORD FOR BEING OR ENTITY THAT POSSESES. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE POINT OF NO RETURN; THE WILL AND INJECTING EVEN WITHOUT CONSENT AND PINNED DOWN BY FLUORIDE REACTERS OR REPTILLIAN VILE MASOCHISTS THAT FEED OFF OF SPIRIT AND LOOSH FOR BRAIN KISSING. DO NOT TAKE THE CLOT!!!!!


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 17511[Reply]

The question why so many distinct forms of spirituality and intellectual life may be named and understood as “philosophy”, should perhaps be answered by involving the so-called “principle of translatability”, discussed by Jan Assmann in respect to Egyptian and Near Eastern religions. The conviction that God or the gods are universal led to the semantic dimension that makes names translatable. This means that every nation has essentially the same gods. Therefore the basic structure of the spiritual path leading to first principles everywhere must be analogous, though different in style and details. According to Aristotle (De philosoph., fr.8), wisdom (sophia) covers any ingenious invention and conception (all of which ultimately are gifts, sent down by the gods); therefore to do any thing well, skillfully, according to the divine paradigms and models, is to follow the way of “wisdom” which finally leads to the highest metaphysical goals, to the noetic realm where Wisdom itself, the graceful goddess, dwells. No wonder that every nation loves wisdom and has certain “lovers of wisdom”, be they goldsmiths, artists, healers, singers, priests, or magicians. The practice of translating and interpreting foreign divine names is found already established in the Sumerian and Akkadian glossaries dated from the third millennium B.C. In ancient Mesopotamia one can find countless lists of gods in two or three languages. For example, the explanatory list Anu sha Ameli gives not only the Sumerian and Akkadian names of the gods, but also the functional definitions of every deity, i.e. those attributes which serve as the main criteria for equation and translation. In the Kassite period (about 1730-1155 B.C.) such explanatory lists are expanded to include the divine names in Amorite, Hurrite, Elamite and Kassite languages. This theological interpretation, aimed at making explicit the underlying “meaning” of divine names, is based on universal metaphysics (covered by the mythical images, qualities, symbols) and international law. According to Jan Assmann: “The names, iconographies, and rites – in short, the cultures – differ, but the gods are the same. This concept of religion as the common background of cultural diversity and the principle of cultural translatability eventually led to the late Hellenistic mentality for which the names of the gods mattered little in view of the overwhelming natural evidence of their existence”. This kind of comparative hermeneutics is not expliPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Their exclusiveness is built more on the mythical dissociation from ethnikos, those who are not God‟s chosen people, than on the affirming oneness of God. Therefore they were in need of a special esoteric dimension which would at least allow them to accept elements of Hellenic mysticism and philosophy. One cannot claim that esoterism is simply constituted by the “remains of translatability” (i.e., by the remains of certain philosophia perennis) put into the underground, due to the general intolerance in the name of revelation. However, one ought to remember that most of the Christian thinkers, who tried to introduce a translatability (albeit with great reservations), themselves sooner or later felt under suspicion of their co-religionists. Therefore Dionysius the Areopagite was forced to perform a magnificent trick by using clever deception in order to integrate the Procline metaphysics and theurgy into Christian theology and then to create the Neoplatonic sacramental mysticism within Christian civilization. When Christian “monotheists”, who articulated their theology in Platonic terms, accused somebody as being “polytheist” or paganus, it was because they would not tolerate any other version of truth. Therefore Olympiodorus, the Alexandrian philosopher of 6th century A.D., applied to the Christians as follows: “We too are aware that the first cause is one, namely God; for there cannot be many first causes. Indeed that first does not even have a name” (In Gorg.32). For those Christians who emerged from the radicalized Jewish tradition and suddenly acquired a huge power it was difficult to accept that “the God is no less a philosopher than a prophet” (Plutarch Moral.385b). According to the apt remark made by Frithjof Schuon: “Those who champion an unreserved hostility to Hellenism and a reduction of all wisdom to a voluntarist and emotional perspective strangely lose sight of the overwhelmingly obvious fact that conceptualizing and speculative metaphysical thought is in the theomorphic nature of man, and that such thought cannot therefore by definition be „carnal‟ and „vain‟, as opposed to the penitential and mystically experimental „wisdom‟ which they themselves advocate. “History and experience teach us that there is one thing human nature finds particularly difficult, and that is that to be just; to be perfectly objective is, in a way to die… Religious zealots are the first to know the meaning of spiritual death, and one of the motives for their zeal is Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 17531

trvthnvke

 17676

bump

 17677

I said bump dammit

 17788

bump

 17873

>assman



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