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 19818[Reply]

Be honest, how many of you have actually heard about the Man with the Gold Watch before tonight? Thought so. Nobody ever does. Until they see him. And then it's either too late or you're one of the lucky ones who knew better.

I'm posting this because my grandfather told me this story when I was a kid, and last week I almost ran into the fucker for real. Almost looked him in the eye. My heart's still pounding when I think about it. You need to know this before you walk through any old business district past midnight.

Every city has one. I don't care if you're in New York, London, some shithole in Eastern Europe, or a "nice" little town with one cobblestone street and a clock tower that hasn't worked since the 80s. He's there. Waiting.

They call him different things. The Broker. The Late One. My granddad just called him "The Ded" like the Slavic word for grandpa, because that's what he looks like. Just some old man. Expensive coat, old-school leather shoes polished like mirrors, grey hair combed back like he's about to close a deal. Respectable. Out of place.

But the watch, anons. You'll notice the watch first if you're stupid enough to look up. Massive gold thing on a leather strap. Antique as fuck. And here's the thing - the hands never move. Ever.

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 19819

Here's why you NEVER answer.

If you tell him the time, you're not just being helpful. You're giving him your minute. He takes that minute from your future and inserts it into his past. Lets him fix his mistake for one blissful second before the loop starts again. But you? You get his minute. The minute that ruined everything.

Exactly one year later (some say on the next blue moon, some say when the clocks go back, depends who's telling it) you'll have YOUR minute. One minute where something kills you. Heart attack while driving. Brick falling at the exact second you walk under it. Random car jackknifing into the cafe where you're sitting. Just one minute and you're fucking dead. Not a second more, not a second less. The trade is complete.

And here's the part they don't tell you in the shorter versions. The real kicker.

Don't look at him either.

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 19837

>>19819
Anything similar in other cultures?



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 19540[Reply]

They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn

 19828

And the sky is blue

 19829

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I worship Saturn



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 18690[Reply]

>drinking datura tea

 18701

>Odin told me that if I write up a list of all the girls I have masturbated to he will make me the leader of the White Race. He also told me that I should start my own cult o algo.

 19826

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>Inverting your images to make them be not invernted on x/c/ d 4 ghk



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 18655[Reply]

Moloch and Baal function as the Shiva force behind the Semitic pantheon. The MK ULTRA arc always falls into the same pitfalls, normgroids turn toward YHWH, Yadlabaoth(demiurge), Christ or the Antichrist pretending to b salvation. The Monad sits behind it all… bubbling back to the surface. AGIOS O MOLOCH… o algo…
but if Moloch is the dark aspect of that Shiva type of force in Semitic veil paganism then Kali Maa is its eastern opposite. It’s a sort of compassionate intensity that burns away avidya so the real can shine through. Kali Maa isn’t apocalypse… she’s a correction via fire through the forest so something can grow again. Benevolent in the way amputation is (if that make sense)
Kali Yuga is condition… Avidya and maya flooding my perception with moha chaining me to surface level shit like my identity, my ego and meaningless possessions… everyone is hypnotised by externals too. Kali maa isn’t here to punish us… she comes because the illusion has gone so far from what is previously imagined, she cuts because the gangrenous limb doesn’t argue. We as people think it’s negative/evil because we’re too attached to wat needs to die… We will all make it. Surf the Kali Yuga… This is just the beginning of something
new

 18774

Jeet.

 19824

All of dis just to post to an imageboard where nobody other would understand it



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 19745[Reply]

The name is "The Schizo Number".

It contains an untypable symbol.

I will post this untypable symbol now! med

 19746

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I just noticed that the middle of the symbol is an "S". Get it? They are watching…


MEDS NOW

 19776

i will name it the jew box

 19823

Ok



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 19816[Reply]

>Eats poop
>Threatens to cut off cock and balls
>Shits his pants all the time
>Wants his father to change his diapers
>is 40 years old (old enough to be a father himself)
>wants to fuck his father

Yeah, this guy sounds like he's straight from some GEMERALD CREEPYPASTA on youtube. He needs to be studied.

GEMERALD CREEPY PASTA - IF YOU SEE ANDY DITCH DONT INTERACT WITH HIM


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 18466[Reply]

itt we post schizo edits

 18561

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i can't breath, for the glory of Hyperborea has taken my breath away.

 18820

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 18824

schizoniggers when there is a pattern

 19814

bumo



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 19812[Reply]

Theyre coming for you


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 19793[Reply]

The shit nophono cares fan about is most likely real, and (somehow) not made up nonsense. The more SNCA shit we make SECA the weaker he becomes. This is imperative to the survival of all Giggerdom.
<
I have a short list of SNCA subjects to name, which are most likely shit he cares fan about by the seemingly random abductions of professials within these fields:
>Mesoamerican mining techniques
>20th century Westfjord infrastructure projects
>Hole puncher standarizations and their different advantages/disadvantages to one another
>Luxembourg uranium deposits and extraction
>Ostrobothian Fenno-Swedish internetforums
>Alpine micro-climate agriculture
<
For each arrow of SNCA (You) can save one Gigger. Your contribution helps.

 19794

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>concurrent albanian blood feuds
>the libyan exchange stock market
>mauritanian black market slave prices
>francophone petanque clubs in ethiopia
>the logistics of fibre cable installations in permafrost enviorments
>innovative cement technology and development

 19795

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>traditional taron architecture
>the aerodynamics of non-sport cloathing
>sardinian throat singing
>avantgarde glass blowing styles
>home crafted match sticks
>nanoart
>the long term geopolitical implications of building hydro electric dams
>Hi-Fi focused PC monitors
>key-harp competitions
>harpsichord tuning
>the modern maintenance of mechanical 1830-1920's pencil sharpeners

 19796

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>the 2024 niuean constitutional referendum
>reading the book 'on theosophy' by evola
>the culinary culture of the karen people
>christian ashrams
>patent office opening hours
>sand quality for differing industrial uses
>the kolink KL-500M power supply DC output
>palestinian micro-breweries
>the first translation of tolkiens 'the hobbit'

 19807

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>the sony model yy7856e wireless speaker
>refurnishing albanian bunkers
>fraser typography
>the duisburg streed grid



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 17826[Reply]

Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them
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 17887

up

 17940

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 18199

up

 18367

up

 19803

<DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 19806

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>Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them



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 19798[Reply]

>ending all life on earth is the only way to stop samsara btw

 19799

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all hail samsara

 19800

>>19799
this baited mi



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 19789[Reply]

There have been multiple reports for a while now, straight from the depths of 'cordhell, of the most obsessed autists disappearing.

Nobody could figure out where they'd went. But they all had the same thing in common - every one of them were shut-ins, obsessed over shit nophono cares fan about, and cared more passionately than anyone.

Since then, a few of us were put in charge of keeping tabs on them. I thought nothing much of it at the time, after all, they were probably just 41%ing themselves.

But one night I was tipped off that one of them had left their house.

It was 3 am, so I didn't think much of it; they usually go to buy snacks around this time given their sleep schedules, and more importantly, to not have to see anyone from way back in high school while they're out.

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 19792

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>Ohnonononono nusoilsedement, I should have heeded the warning. I've become a field specialist specialising in in brackish marsches and now nophono is going to rape me with a rust pickaxe

 19797

I've been researching the depth of hermit crab sand hole depth in my local marshes and nophono raped me last night though



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 19771[Reply]

Tonight, the most important battle of history will happen.
It will be between Entity 2315 "Nophono" and Entity 001 "Clamstaples"
This battle will decide the fate of humanity
If Nophono wins, Humanity will survive, but Entity 2315 will no longer be limited, missing person cases will rise, because Nophono will start hunting down people
If Entity 001 wins, may god save you, only 1% of Humanity will survive.
The battle will happen in the Appalachia's, between 1AM-3AM eastern day light time.
spread the message

 19790

WHAT HAPPENED

 19791

What other entities exist?



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 19744[Reply]

The one you call “froglee” is secretly a higher being. They dont want you to know this.

 19763

>>19744 (OP)
is froglee the one that says frognigger, or is it the frogposter that posted that 'comfy award' smugjak

 19787

>>19763
The one who posts the screenshots of frogfails

 19788

FROGLEE HAS LUCK MANIPULATION!!!



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 19543[Reply]

Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?

 19544

Like all i know i need to do is to stop feeling like my feelings are weak but at every single second of my life i feel like my feelings are too weak, and if i catch myself feeling something strong IMMEDIATELY it gets shut down and im like "oh i felt something strong! come back come back!"

 19545

also i feel kind normal when watching movies, but the thoughts keep telling me “you dont feel good irl or outside or in your house or anywhere”

 19608

try asking a psych for wellbutrin or another antidepressant. I have major depression + PTSD and bupropion is the best blue pill I've ever had for not having those terrible thoughts anymore. what you have is called anhedonia and it sucks

 19777

drink an energy drink like a rockstar or something and report back how it makes you feel

 19786

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>Please help me, i went through a retarded self induced psychotic ego death of DP/DR 10 years ago and for a long time i accidentally made it worse cuz i didn't know how to make it better.
>Im not deprsonalised anymore but i still just feel so depressed and cant enjoy things, eventhough i got back my emotions theres no point cause i can't enjoy any of it and my brain keeps telling me my feelings are weak WHEN WILL I FEEL IT ALL STRONGLY AGAIN!?



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