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 â„–19839[Reply]

IMPORTANT THREAD

Kyle Odom proved the reptilians can survive 6 shots of .45 acp

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leave the reptilians alone what did they ever do to you

 â„–19844

Poopdumpz iz an aryanaen Also it was more than 6 it was a full round they just halved the number of shots in the media becaues why wouldnt they.



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 â„–19841[Reply]

I think cold showers can heal, and mayne they are christpilled or something or however the cat is christened

 â„–19843

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>Baptizing your cat



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 â„–19833[Reply]

Are there any theosophical 'teens on here (if there even are any) who can give a simple explination for theosophical beliefs. Many perennial traditionalists like Guenon wrote a lot about how it's antithetical to traditional metaphysics. Just curious.

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I can try

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rene guenon said its fake or some shit

i dislike anything the faggots running our society believe in now and its some thelema theosophy combination fucking masonic dogshit judaism for goys



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 â„–19818[Reply]

Be honest, how many of you have actually heard about the Man with the Gold Watch before tonight? Thought so. Nobody ever does. Until they see him. And then it's either too late or you're one of the lucky ones who knew better.

I'm posting this because my grandfather told me this story when I was a kid, and last week I almost ran into the fucker for real. Almost looked him in the eye. My heart's still pounding when I think about it. You need to know this before you walk through any old business district past midnight.

Every city has one. I don't care if you're in New York, London, some shithole in Eastern Europe, or a "nice" little town with one cobblestone street and a clock tower that hasn't worked since the 80s. He's there. Waiting.

They call him different things. The Broker. The Late One. My granddad just called him "The Ded" like the Slavic word for grandpa, because that's what he looks like. Just some old man. Expensive coat, old-school leather shoes polished like mirrors, grey hair combed back like he's about to close a deal. Respectable. Out of place.

But the watch, anons. You'll notice the watch first if you're stupid enough to look up. Massive gold thing on a leather strap. Antique as fuck. And here's the thing - the hands never move. Ever.

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 â„–19819

Here's why you NEVER answer.

If you tell him the time, you're not just being helpful. You're giving him your minute. He takes that minute from your future and inserts it into his past. Lets him fix his mistake for one blissful second before the loop starts again. But you? You get his minute. The minute that ruined everything.

Exactly one year later (some say on the next blue moon, some say when the clocks go back, depends who's telling it) you'll have YOUR minute. One minute where something kills you. Heart attack while driving. Brick falling at the exact second you walk under it. Random car jackknifing into the cafe where you're sitting. Just one minute and you're fucking dead. Not a second more, not a second less. The trade is complete.

And here's the part they don't tell you in the shorter versions. The real kicker.

Don't look at him either.

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>>19819
Anything similar in other cultures?



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They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn They worship Saturn

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And the sky is blue

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I worship Saturn



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>drinking datura tea

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>Odin told me that if I write up a list of all the girls I have masturbated to he will make me the leader of the White Race. He also told me that I should start my own cult o algo.

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>Inverting your images to make them be not invernted on x/c/ d 4 ghk



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 â„–18655[Reply]

Moloch and Baal function as the Shiva force behind the Semitic pantheon. The MK ULTRA arc always falls into the same pitfalls, normgroids turn toward YHWH, Yadlabaoth(demiurge), Christ or the Antichrist pretending to b salvation. The Monad sits behind it all… bubbling back to the surface. AGIOS O MOLOCH… o algo…
but if Moloch is the dark aspect of that Shiva type of force in Semitic veil paganism then Kali Maa is its eastern opposite. It’s a sort of compassionate intensity that burns away avidya so the real can shine through. Kali Maa isn’t apocalypse… she’s a correction via fire through the forest so something can grow again. Benevolent in the way amputation is (if that make sense)
Kali Yuga is condition… Avidya and maya flooding my perception with moha chaining me to surface level shit like my identity, my ego and meaningless possessions… everyone is hypnotised by externals too. Kali maa isn’t here to punish us… she comes because the illusion has gone so far from what is previously imagined, she cuts because the gangrenous limb doesn’t argue. We as people think it’s negative/evil because we’re too attached to wat needs to die… We will all make it. Surf the Kali Yuga… This is just the beginning of something
new

 â„–18774

Jeet.

 â„–19824

All of dis just to post to an imageboard where nobody other would understand it



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 â„–19745[Reply]

The name is "The Schizo Number".

It contains an untypable symbol.

I will post this untypable symbol now! med

 â„–19746

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I just noticed that the middle of the symbol is an "S". Get it? They are watching…


MEDS NOW

 â„–19776

i will name it the jew box

 â„–19823

Ok



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 â„–19816[Reply]

>Eats poop
>Threatens to cut off cock and balls
>Shits his pants all the time
>Wants his father to change his diapers
>is 40 years old (old enough to be a father himself)
>wants to fuck his father

Yeah, this guy sounds like he's straight from some GEMERALD CREEPYPASTA on youtube. He needs to be studied.

GEMERALD CREEPY PASTA - IF YOU SEE ANDY DITCH DONT INTERACT WITH HIM


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 â„–18466[Reply]

itt we post schizo edits

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i can't breath, for the glory of Hyperborea has taken my breath away.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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schizoniggers when there is a pattern

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bumo



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 â„–19812[Reply]

Theyre coming for you


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 â„–19793[Reply]

The shit nophono cares fan about is most likely real, and (somehow) not made up nonsense. The more SNCA shit we make SECA the weaker he becomes. This is imperative to the survival of all Giggerdom.
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I have a short list of SNCA subjects to name, which are most likely shit he cares fan about by the seemingly random abductions of professials within these fields:
>Mesoamerican mining techniques
>20th century Westfjord infrastructure projects
>Hole puncher standarizations and their different advantages/disadvantages to one another
>Luxembourg uranium deposits and extraction
>Ostrobothian Fenno-Swedish internetforums
>Alpine micro-climate agriculture
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For each arrow of SNCA (You) can save one Gigger. Your contribution helps.

 â„–19794

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>concurrent albanian blood feuds
>the libyan exchange stock market
>mauritanian black market slave prices
>francophone petanque clubs in ethiopia
>the logistics of fibre cable installations in permafrost enviorments
>innovative cement technology and development

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>traditional taron architecture
>the aerodynamics of non-sport cloathing
>sardinian throat singing
>avantgarde glass blowing styles
>home crafted match sticks
>nanoart
>the long term geopolitical implications of building hydro electric dams
>Hi-Fi focused PC monitors
>key-harp competitions
>harpsichord tuning
>the modern maintenance of mechanical 1830-1920's pencil sharpeners

 â„–19796

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>the 2024 niuean constitutional referendum
>reading the book 'on theosophy' by evola
>the culinary culture of the karen people
>christian ashrams
>patent office opening hours
>sand quality for differing industrial uses
>the kolink KL-500M power supply DC output
>palestinian micro-breweries
>the first translation of tolkiens 'the hobbit'

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>the sony model yy7856e wireless speaker
>refurnishing albanian bunkers
>fraser typography
>the duisburg streed grid



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Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them
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up

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up

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up

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up

 â„–19803

<DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 â„–19806

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>Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them



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 â„–19798[Reply]

>ending all life on earth is the only way to stop samsara btw

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all hail samsara

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>>19799
this baited mi



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 â„–19789[Reply]

There have been multiple reports for a while now, straight from the depths of 'cordhell, of the most obsessed autists disappearing.

Nobody could figure out where they'd went. But they all had the same thing in common - every one of them were shut-ins, obsessed over shit nophono cares fan about, and cared more passionately than anyone.

Since then, a few of us were put in charge of keeping tabs on them. I thought nothing much of it at the time, after all, they were probably just 41%ing themselves.

But one night I was tipped off that one of them had left their house.

It was 3 am, so I didn't think much of it; they usually go to buy snacks around this time given their sleep schedules, and more importantly, to not have to see anyone from way back in high school while they're out.

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>Ohnonononono nusoilsedement, I should have heeded the warning. I've become a field specialist specialising in in brackish marsches and now nophono is going to rape me with a rust pickaxe

 â„–19797

I've been researching the depth of hermit crab sand hole depth in my local marshes and nophono raped me last night though



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