/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

God doesn't exist.

John D. Rockefeller Sr. needs to deliver a message to the lizards. He sends a Mossad spy. Soyjak runs to work.

who exactly was yoot
and why is there no info on him

How do I change a personality?
I need to fully change a personality, not just alter it.

I genuinely came to the conclusion that this pair of underwear is actually goon-cursed or some shit like that, literally even if I'm days,weeks,months in my non-jerk off streak and I don't have the urge anymore if I wear them I feel like the universe puts all events that make me jerk off in the same day after I wore them, and I jerk off, I think I'll burn them, sometimes when I wear them I get unlucky events too

Um??????!!!! ((Those who know:))

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Does anyone know anyone who might live near whistlers peak in canada? that guy andrew dawson was killed by glowies for recording a giant there, he said locals saw it all the time, Id also like to hear other peoples viewpoints,


Also does anyone have anything not surface level about the miami mall aliens?
witnesses say they heard something like a generator buzzing and their phones wouldnt work, cops were acting very strange i suspect they were mind controlled cause they are always low iq jocks, very susceptible to mind controll, someone on the radio said they heard them say "the gas isnt working" Im sure these beings can manipulate modern tech easily…

Also anyone who has a muffler on their car is a soulless nigger whos gonna burn in hell forever, there are like 50 of these niggers around my house who drive in circles, probably feds should i throw a brick through their windows or slash their tires?

ALIENS ARE REALLLLL

if you're christian remember that your guardian angel loves you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJY_7gvXU0

this song is responsible for the upcoming heat death of the universe

It happens to me a lot when I dream but I feel like my free will is being taken away by what I persume to be archons, by free will being taken I mean I am incapable of making my own decision, it's like your being overwhelmed with emotions that aren't really yours and your just being put in someone (who thinks they know everything about you) else's narrative of how they perceive you

It just happens when I come across family members or old friends I don't really give a shit about/haven't talked with in a decade and suddenly I'm crying or overwhelmed by emotions like guilt or remorse

When I wake up I look back on those dreams and they are really retarded and inconsistent and I think this might be related with how the brain works with the pineal gland releasing DMT, I feel like that the human body itself is a prison with DMT being that chemical that the demiurge put in us to keep us slaves here to the hallucinations it offers

The same night I saw the Soyjak wiki article about the soul matrix and how looking up when your outside of your body to escape the grid surrounding the planet, I had a dream where I finally felt like I had the ability to make choices freely, but when I tried looking up all I did was end up collapsing on the ground and I fear that the light I saw up, was the same light that the archons use on you when you die and see all your family relatives which removes your free will

I hate this, I hate how I can't even decide what the next life I want to live will be. It's so evil.

>No community notes saying it's fake
>AI detectors say it isn't AI
Did Trump meet Pleiadeans? Or even Thalmor?

it is no secret that lately in the 21st century the internet has prosperedd exponencially at an outsandifng and alarming rate more people are benefeting or striving in the idea of sharing anything related to anything, any thought,idea,opinion debate,information and most importantly entertainment can be shared and easily accesed with just a click or the stroke of a keybord, what is the problem you may say?what is so remotly negative about a globalized form of speach that breaks any barrier of language? what is precisely the problem of having the power to share anything, to type anything, to express anything? precisely that, when its so easy to express or expose anyone to any kind of information the general taboo or privacy about said information becmos utmostly erassed, it doesnt help when considering that the internet is a relatively anonymous place where the subject is discarded and the general idea is just set to float, any idea really, any depraved or bizarre or blasphemous or anything just fucking retarded can be said just set to float with the general nosecuence being that you have an army of blinded fuckers with no personality or simply just su pporting the popular set of idealsnjusst, spitting any nonsense that they dare to think wich also in consecuence makes it very easy for the powerfull or the aunthoritarian to control the blinded or blank, force feeeding any fucking srts of ideas making the manipulable, manipulated, now where does the jewish government fit? well they make the weird trends, they are the ones who normlaize what should be a fucking crime, they sell the products or the idea of any construct like the performative male one or the goth baddie the matcha etc etc all that fuvking nonsesnse that the blank and blinded just fucking swallos with no afterthough

psd: i got my dick sucked while writting this