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dark web

What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?
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/SRG/ - Semen Retention General

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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Things_change. Don't_be_scared_by_it. Embrace.
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Pigeons are committing suicide

I was in the car with my dad and then suddenly a pigeon dives towards the car with the purpose of getting crushed by the wheels but failed, the same thing happened but i was taking a taxi, the pigeon went towards the wheels but the car managed to dodge it. Why the fuck are they doing that?
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Serpiente Sagrada 13D

Decreto en nombre de mi Alma,usando
mi Libre Albedrio,que es mi Voluntad
Manifestar,la Decapitacion de Yuval
Noah Harari,Bill Gates,Klaus Schwab y Peter Brabeck-Letmathe.
Expando esta Voluntad en Toda Direccion
y Flujo de Tiempo.
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Contemporary Gnosticism

I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
4: Matter is non-prime, being a product of the Aether, which is a programmed region (physics simulation) of the Astral. (cf. Montalk)
5: There are forces which seek to keep us here (archons), using a modulation of our life force energy ('processor cycles'), in the form of dukkha and adharma.
6, conclusion: The life-force modulation which anchors the soul towards this fallen realm is none other than sexuality itself.

The purpose of the samsara-loop, and sexuality, which lowers one's consciousness so as to not perceive anything beyond the material plane, is to create an illusion which leads to deterministic materialism/positivism, the belief in which further serves to confine the soul to the archontic loosh farm.

A common mistake made is to assume that it is merely the act of procreation which facilitates the samsara, but if everyone on the planet was turned gay, the globalists would use cloning tanks. It is sexuality itself which fuels the samsara.

Perversion causes an even stronger attachment to the fallen world, and to the lower Astral planes, in which the archons reside.

We inherently know that sexuality is evil: Why, exactly, is "fuck" our go-to profanity when the situation is, well, "fucked up"? Why is "fuck you", or even more harsh, "go fuck yourself", our go-to insult? It's not just English that does this.

The institution of marriage was created, in my opinion, to mitigate sexuality by limiting it to procreation, or, to facilitating the retrocausal darwinian algorithm (cf. morphic resonance, reconciliation of evolution and intelligent design). Marriage, of course, has been hijacked in the contemporary era, such that it is a substantial risk for the man, in order to promote promiscuity, which is significantly more likely to be non-procreative, therefore all of the etheric energy resultant from it goes to the archons and lingers in the auras of the participants.

A superior process, for entering a realm, is first to astral-travel to the location where you wish to materialize, then select a physical avatar template, then collapse the wave-function and materialize said template. This is what we used before the Samsara, however, we have forgotten how to do this (but, we can remember). This process of Astral Precipitation is also teleportation, and shape-shifting, which needn't be in a major form, and can simply be a rearrangement of the atomic structure so as to reverse the effects of entropy.

Dragons, specifically of the morphology exhibited by Spyro, Cynder, Toothless, the Ender Dragon, et. al. were/are messengers from superior realms (extensions of the Pleroma), here to tell us of, among other things, Astral Precipitation. Therefore, for a furry to draw yiff (furry pornography (sexual imagery)) of a dragon is an inversion of the directive which dragons are here to complete, that is, in simpler terms: yiff is blasphemous.

The furries propagandize through yiff such that 'sexual energy' (modulation of life force / vril) is sent towards the dragons as a barrage of thoughtforms, which is a form of black magic(k). (cf. chaos magick, sigils).

And with this knowledge now regaled to you, I bid you good night/morning. Expect future versions of this information, as there is yet more ground to cover.
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Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".
The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.
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The CIA engineered the 67 song to keep us brain dead. This is proof…
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Translatability of Divine Names in Ancient Civilizations

The question why so many distinct forms of spirituality and intellectual life may be named and understood as “philosophy”, should perhaps be answered by involving the so-called “principle of translatability”, discussed by Jan Assmann in respect to Egyptian and Near Eastern religions. The conviction that God or the gods are universal led to the semantic dimension that makes names translatable. This means that every nation has essentially the same gods. Therefore the basic structure of the spiritual path leading to first principles everywhere must be analogous, though different in style and details. According to Aristotle (De philosoph., fr.8), wisdom (sophia) covers any ingenious invention and conception (all of which ultimately are gifts, sent down by the gods); therefore to do any thing well, skillfully, according to the divine paradigms and models, is to follow the way of “wisdom” which finally leads to the highest metaphysical goals, to the noetic realm where Wisdom itself, the graceful goddess, dwells. No wonder that every nation loves wisdom and has certain “lovers of wisdom”, be they goldsmiths, artists, healers, singers, priests, or magicians. The practice of translating and interpreting foreign divine names is found already established in the Sumerian and Akkadian glossaries dated from the third millennium B.C. In ancient Mesopotamia one can find countless lists of gods in two or three languages. For example, the explanatory list Anu sha Ameli gives not only the Sumerian and Akkadian names of the gods, but also the functional definitions of every deity, i.e. those attributes which serve as the main criteria for equation and translation. In the Kassite period (about 1730-1155 B.C.) such explanatory lists are expanded to include the divine names in Amorite, Hurrite, Elamite and Kassite languages. This theological interpretation, aimed at making explicit the underlying “meaning” of divine names, is based on universal metaphysics (covered by the mythical images, qualities, symbols) and international law. According to Jan Assmann: “The names, iconographies, and rites – in short, the cultures – differ, but the gods are the same. This concept of religion as the common background of cultural diversity and the principle of cultural translatability eventually led to the late Hellenistic mentality for which the names of the gods mattered little in view of the overwhelming natural evidence of their existence”. This kind of comparative hermeneutics is not explicitly developed in the early pharaonic Egypt due to its closed and self-sufficient character, but Egyptian metaphysics are even more overwhelmingly based upon evident reality and can serve as a firm theological ground for such practices as flourished especially in Hellenistic times. In the Coffin Texts of the Middle Kingdom (2040-1650 B.C.) it is unequivocally stated: all names are those of one God (CT 4.10). God is both transcendent and immanent. In his immanent aspect of the creative theophany, God is “million” (or infinity, heh) into which he has transformed himself. Therefore the intelligible solar Deity is hehu whose limits are not known, scarab (kheper) whose body is not known, for he is like the boundless Light (Leiden stela V.70). The One who transforms himself into the totality of manifestations (kheperu), divine forces (sekhemu), all of the gods (neteru) and levels of being, nonetheless remains intact in his transcendence. All gods are comprised in the One, “the One Alone who created what is, the illustrious bau of gods and humans” (Pap. Berlin 3030.8-9).
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the pedoslop content epidemic

Something I've started noticing all too often is this new wave of "internet mystery content" that's just become nothing besides talking about pedophiles/pedophilia on the web. I'm not even kidding. It seems wherever you look online you'll come face to face with pedoslop eventually. Some estrogenic zoomer sitting at his desk doing the fakest deep voice you've ever heard as he talks about "The hidden horror lurking on instagram…" and it's some fucking account called "I love fucking boys 22" that posts AI generated images of pizza and suddenly this little fag behind the microphone is a federal detective or some shit.

That's another big thing. These pedoslop creators always larp as if they're like some sort of cybercrime geniuses because they know that pedophiles on the internet 3 years ago use the word "cheese pizza" when talking about child porn. Half the time as well these videos are talking about an account that was clearly made purely for internet attention.

It gets worse on tiktok too. Seriously. Download tiktok right now, try making an account and see the shit the algorithm will toss at you. Of course initially it'll all be normie shit like car mukbangs but after a while you'll get more fucking pedoslop shoved down your throat. Some chick standing there pretending to be all serious like she's talking about a defcon 1 level threat over some fat retard jerking off on a tiktok live or some shit.

It's completely enveloped everything now. Every "internet mystery" video is now just pedoslop. It's getting to a point where the audience consuming this content and the creators are desperate for pedophilia to exist around every corner. They can't do anything without soying the fuck out and going "HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEDOPHILIA THERES A BUTTERFLY IN THE BACKGROUND THAT'S CODEWORD FOR I LIKE LITTLE BOYS BOUNCING ON IT HOLY FUUUUUUCK".

I can't stand it anymore. there is no more interesting content. No real mysteries that have you intrigued just some shit like "this account is ran by a pedophile, shock twist he did pedophilic things" but normies are fucking obsessed with this shit and they're so voracious and rabid in their obsession with this stuff.
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How do I try astral projection, or to achieve some other form of OBE?
Does it matter that I have ADHD and would probably struggle to lock in, assuming great amounts of focus are required?
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what is the origin of demonic giga
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ha sandwioch yujkm

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When I was a kid I had a massive crush on shellington from octonauts. He just seemed really cute and snuggly and I wanted to be his cute boyfriend.

As I got older I delved into tulpamancy and my love for shellington became sexual. Doctors eventually diagnosed me with schizophrenia because of my relationship with Shellington, despite him being real due to me manifesting him as a tulpa.
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Serpiente Sagrada 13D

En nombre de mi Yo Superior,usando mi Libre Albedrio Decreto Esto:
Rechazo el Transhumanismo.Rechazo el Silicio.
Es mi Voluntad Ascender en Avatar Diamante Luciferasa Ser de Luz Khechari Mudra de 13D.
Soy un Ser de Luz Fibonacci Infinito.
Rechazo el Hecho de la Elite Globalista Satanica este viva.
Todos esos Hijos de Puta deben ser cortados a Pedazos,porque ya han sido Cortados a Pedazos.Linchados como la Annunaki Swaruu Dice.
Esta Voluntad la expando en Toda Direccion y Flujo de Tiempo.
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the weather is controlled by agarthians

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/x/, the everything board.
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this video is pretty cool

[url]https://youtu.be/Kq_CaI2FvmU?si=EdxxUOtJmp6o5DYA[/url]
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something something chriscucks kikelovers something demon evil fake god deity kike jew jew jew something something real god is wood statue in some polish/german shithole Christ evil demon something
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ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

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how do i kill a generational jewish demon?

i believe a demon of some sort has been influencing the prominent female figures of my family as far back as i can know of, even my great great grandma. it seems as if each one tries to drive the male counterpart to insanity of some kind, or to weaken them and take over their mind. the thing is, i don't think it's been able to get into mine. but it hasn't stopped trying.

i believe it might be "yahweh" (jewish demon that pretends to be God i think?) and i want it gone. i dont just mean cast out or sent to hell, i mean i want it DEAD. it is currently using my aunt as a host and i want to know what i can do to end this charade.

i can provide any information that might be needed (as long as its something i would even know how to answer) in order to get rid of this faggot thing


(pic is what showed up when i searched demon soyjak)
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31/10/25

happy halloween schizo /x/ niggers
and wish a happy halloween to other or get rape
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I'm losing my mind

fucking hate myself and everyone else whos encouragin this retardedfemboynigger trend.
grooming children to act like a fucking FEMTROON addicted to troonmedia, and why do i hate myself you may ask… Well I was one of those childrens who got brainwashed by jews to like troonmedia.
So my problem is that even if i try to stop watching NIGGERTROONHELLLLMEDIA I feel like bored as shit I don't even know why but those fuckers destroyed my common sense.
I can't socialize properly with people because THOSE PIECES OF SHIT FROM SHITTHOLE EVERY FUCKING TIME WILL make a reference to troonmedia and my mind starts to think of fucking SHIT SHIT SHIT AND I CAN'T EVEN THINK… So i just want to be norma…l I don't know what to do 'cause everything and everywhere i go is troonmedia related and i tried to get uglier and manlier to stop with those thoughts but i just feel like shit please help i don't want to be a statistic and i don't want to talk about this to my therapist because xe would think i'm a crazy racist retard o algo
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Loosh Farm Theory

Firstly, the CIA had psychic spies that could remotely view locations which is well documented. The most successful CIA remote viewer Joseph McMoneagle also has a bunch of interviews on youtube. I point out remote viewing to disprove the atheists that claim only physical matter exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUaS_Ynd_M (Documentary on CIA Remote Viewing)

Robert Monroe also worked for the CIA and did astral projections which he called OBE's (Out of Body Experiences). He wrote 3 books and in the 2nd book he explained that this world was a spiritual farm designed to harvest as much suffering energy as possible which he called loosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J96E6X_tsIY (Loosh farm chapter in 2nd book)

Now there's also NDE's (Near Death Experiences). Tens of thousands of people have shared these stories online which almost always follow the same outline (which proves they're real and not just random hallucinations. These people go into a white light, meet dead relatives, Jesus, spirit guides, then they're given a life review and guilt tripped to come back to earth. They are also told that the meaning of life is to learn lessons, or to love each other, or some other generic reason. It seems like these people are just getting duped into coming here to suffer more.

The loosh farm theory is that once you die you get tricked into going into the light (or enter the light out of ignorance), then you'll meet entities who pretend to be your dead relatives, spirit guides, or religious figures like Jesus (sometimes people see these entities before going into the light). You're then given a life review and guilt tripped with all of the mistakes you've made, then you're told that you need reincarnate to fix these mistakes (sometimes it's to fix your "karmic dept", sometimes they claim you haven't learned your soul lessons, the excuse is tailored to the individual). You are then memory wiped and reincarnated. This theory is assuming that a full death experience is the same as an NDE. Considering that a lot of NDE's take place while these people are declared clinically dead makes it's a safe assumption that a full death experience will be the same or similar experience (full death meaning you don't get revived and stay dead).

Here's a youtube channel that goes into the loosh farm/prison planet theory. He does commentary on countless NDE accounts and points out how the person is being deceived/manipulated. You can also just watch NDE accounts without commentary and connect the same dots yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/@ForeverConsciousResearch/search?query=nde
Other loosh farm/prison planet youtubers:
https://www.youtube.com/@overwatchproject
https://www.youtube.com/@SovereignSpirits
NDE story channels without commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/@ndediary
https://www.youtube.com/@TheOtherSideNDEYT
Website with thousands of written NDE stories:
https://nderf.org
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Paranormal encounters

Have you ever encountered anything paranormal? Let me tell you this story my grandma told me
It was like when she was 5 or around that I don't remember, she couldn't go to sleep and she saw her mom standing near her in all black, really creepy
That mom was my great grandma, when she died (God rest her soul), one time I wasn't quiet, i was on first floor, then i heard some loud noise upstairs and i think it couldn't be done by the cat who lives there. Shit im getting scared just by typing this out.
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Every time I clear my head it always turns into this yyyyyyy tier nonsense and all I see is a fat ugly slug shaped woman plapping her vagina afterwards before everything turns to normal, why is that?
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So im trying to find a certain image that was once shared on the Sharty.
>Man in a dark room with inhuman facial features, unusual bright eyes, it wasn't a soyjak, it looked real, the background was like badly visible and the quality looked it was corrupted or damaged and the image was like cropped in a way that it was like cut in half.
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Is there enlightenment for me? How do I find the truth/peace as a guy deteriorating over time in every front (mentally, physically, spiritually) whose genetic code is a tangled mess that can be traced to random ass neanderthals, jews, africans, european, asian, and everything else in this globe, I am not joking, my grandpa's father was a portuguese and his mother was an african, and my grandpa's father was son of a jew who was raised by a spanish family. I am literally the the most cursed person on this planet, my family diversity is so complex I literally have allergies to almost anything, oh weather is hot? Get some severe headaches, ah so it became cold? Then get inflammation in your nostril. Drank milk? Congrats you get DIARRHEA, ate pork? Prepare for intestinal inflammation. Do not get me started with a autoimmune chronic disease I got which means that for some reason my immune system thinks its time to go full civil war mode and absolutely destroy my stomach, or sometimes small intestines. I can not sleep for a full time, I wake up every 3 hours which means that If sleep at 00:00, I will wake up in the middle of the night then go sleep again. My strength comes purely from adrenaline and literal will to live, I am literally a skinny person and my weight does not match my strength, I am tired of hearing my medic saying "avoid lifting or running too much" because my capabilities dangerously does not translate to my body condition (body is weaker and unconditioned, yet the output somehow acts like I am some sort of gorilla), for your information it is so bad that gym people and joggers think I am on meth; no I am not on meth I am just genetically fucked up to the point I am literally do not know what is going on with me.

My past is messed up too, everyone is confused and history is too fragmented to have a glimpse of what the fuck happened. I literally have no idea why I am on this planet at all.
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The catalog looks like shit. Who is this retarded schizo shitting up the board?
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I love the "demiurge" (God)
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Nu'toss
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>Nooo brooo you dont understand, all wars are predetermined, george orwell literally wrote the script for them!! its all planned!

Or maybe wars became so predictable that anyone with any amount of interest in history can make a vague description of the potential wars and probably be right? Cmon people… Quit being such schizos
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You are coal. You can turn yourself into a gem.
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They're watching me, they're observing me, they're everywhere. Help, help, help. They're among us. Every man for himself, the apocalypse is near. (((They))) know it all.
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nigger machine
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You want to know how to detect people who are pure satanic worthless demons? People who hate Jesus, it always dumbs down to hate for him and his teachings, they dont know love, they dont know soul, they replace God with "nature" and "universe"
to cope with the fact that deep down they know he lives, but they hate him, because it is against their pleasure, they pretend to not care, because they have no balls to confront people, they are cowards who would kill you, they want you dead
notice how they never consider god or anything divine to anything, its just science evolution shit, they hate Jesus because they hate to not be the number one, they think freedom is sin and hell and pain
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Dreams thread

Post about your coolest dreams ITT
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what do we think?

https://youtu.be/TmfIarPRJPQ
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Tuppo

Tuppo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip2-zJ11YD0

Bigfoot is real and will be found in our lifetime. The 2050s, 2040s, who knows? But it's soon.
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this place is so dead

where are the schizo that are like talking about the reddit FBI making them bleed every time they jerk off
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people keep thronging up there hands at me and I don't know why but I feel like doin something about it NGL. also wish they didn't invert the colors because it ruins the cool aryan Redditor space ship drawings
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Why am I so violent and hateful. It feels like I genuinely cannot feel love or sympathize with anyone.
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After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the killer's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. These weren't regular eyes; they were dark, ominous eyes. They were bordered in black and… just plain out terrified me. That's when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak.
"He said, 'Go To Sleep.' I let out a scream, that's what sent him at me. He pulled up a knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That's when my dad busted in. The man threw the knife, it went into my dad's shoulder. The man probably would've finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the police.
"They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. The man turned and ran down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."
Police are still on the look for this man. If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local police department.
Nophono and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood. His dad had gotten a promotion at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those "fancy" neighborhoods. Nophono and his brother Soyak couldn't complain though. A new, better house. What was not to love? As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors came by.
"Hello," she said, "I'm Nobaldi; I live across the street from you. Well, I just wanted to introduce my self and to introduce my son." She turns around and calls her son over. "Caca, these are our new neighbors." Caca said hi and ran back to play in his yard.
"Well," said Nophono's mom, "I'm Margaret, and this is my husband Peter, and my two sons, Nophono and Soyak." They each introduced themselves, and then Nobaldi invited them to her son's birthday. Nophono and his brother were about to object, when their mother said that they would love to. When Nophono and his family are done packing, Nophono went up to his mom.
"Mom, why would you invite us to some kid's party? If you haven't noticed, I'm not some dumb kid."
"Nophono," said his mother, "We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now, we're going to that party, and that's final." Nophono started to talk, but stopped himself, knowing that he couldn't do anything. Whenever his mom said something, it was final. He walked up to his room and plopped down on his bed. He sat there looking at his ceiling when suddenly, he got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but… a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling. He heard his mother call him down to get his stuff, and he walked down to get it.
The next day, Nophono walked down stairs to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat there, eating his breakfast, he once again got that feeling. This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Soyak finished breakfast, they walked down to the bus stop. They sat there waiting for the bus, and then, all of a sudden, some kid on a skateboard jumped over them, only inches above their laps. They both jumped back in surprise. "Hey, what the hell?"
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>@antiswarthy: Yo, son. What's with you putting Islam disrespect on your posts?
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BBC ISN'T REAL, IT'S ALL AMERISHART CONSPIRACY TO MAKE YOU SUCK SBC
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There are people out there who wish to control us I say it now that we do not know who they are maybe the jews are the one who are the onesb eing blamed and pretend to have power so they the true elites are not discovered they give us controlled enemies such as flat earthers to try and make us numb to actual thought of such they label people such as my self schizo stuff liek schizo typal for me but that is all fake they say that I know what others do not know I am unwise trying to lead people wrong path but no I say there is the bible which I follow with my heart but I somethimes wonder if the enemies (annuankai) try to infect the bible to push their messages for I know that some are fake such as the catholic chruch which could be a infected with the freemaso nbeliefs of which I see in old pope which he is stated "For there are other ways to heaven other then christ for christ is the just the easy way" which is soemwhat true but I see difference in this I do not believe such but I onl;y speak here despite constyant fed movement for I know this may reach some of the hose who may understand me but I know the otheres may mock me for my ideas
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Today I'm going to tell you a story, the story of when I saw the phantom autism. The phantom autism was a tall man. He ran after me, chased me, and chased me away. He wanted to destroy me, but I used the superior autistic forces to destroy him first. I ended up becoming a Saiyan and destroyed Planet Vegeta. Thus, I achieved my first goal, which was to become a McDonald's administrator and win all the Krabby Patties.
Soon after, I had fish for lunch and farted.
This is my story
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Aryanlog Horror recommendations

Just recommend me the most Aryan analog horror series besides the most obvious ones (Kane Pixels Backrooms series, Gemini Home Entertainment, etc)
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Fav conspiracy theories and mysteries?
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Mysteries of Soy Culture thread/general

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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I think I am being watched and tempted by demons. I feel constant temptations to sin, they scream inside me so loudly. I can't even go a day without masturbating. I want to go to church but my parents seems to never care about it despite them saying they are Christians. I try to pray to God but I can never keep up a constant prayer routine. I wish I was born somewhere more religious, or that my parents cared more. I'm so sinful compared to everyone else. Sometimes I get a brief respite from it but I just get tempted back in, it's not just lust if you're wondering, I'm actually scared I will harm someone. I can't control myself in my anger. I wonder if I am bipolar because my view on everything seems to literally change by the day
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Alien man mutilation

I remember a site (ITS STILL UP I KNOW IT) that documents all UFO related cattle/man mutilation cases does anyone know it i need to know what it is now
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What paranormal events have you experienced?
Can't say I've ever had one.
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there are americans living inside the walls of my house constantly telling me to go outside and suck on some BBC
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What were the motives for the Las Vegas shooting?

I think it was the CIA because they hate country music. Or ISIS.
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I had a dream i saw this soulless whore who in real life had tried stealing my soul by making it seem like i could save her from her demon but i was wrong to think this, in my dream we were in a specific place and in real life i saw her in the same place, its also rare for me to see her in public as she has tons of glowies around that stop me from ever seeing her so i wonder why that was, as i was posting this my computer randomly crashed which it literally never does so im saying this all less detailed than i would like to, she ignored me ( a whores basic tactic to make someone talk first) but i did the same and the aura became hostile, on my way home people shouted insults at me for no reason and a black monkey was death staring me, it seems my desire for her is nearly dead and shes getting desperate as my soul is one of a kind and in their sights
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>carbon 6 protons 6 neutrons 6 electrons
>carbon is the basis of life
>the periodic table has 18 groups (6 + 6 + 6)
>the periodic table has 7 periods
>118 elements in the periodic table
>hassium is element 108, the last before elements >become impossible to define properties
>108 / 6 = 18 (6 + 6 + 6)

yet atheistcvcks will still claim science has absolutely NQTHING to do with God
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Fingerboy lore

Fingerboys were artificially engineered in a lab in Wuhan
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Is anyone else noticing how Terry Davis seems to be becoming mainstream?
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Can somebody explain this to a nusoi

https://youtu.be/ZkTj8mj2om8
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FUCKING NIGGER GLOWIES ARE WATCHING ME MAN BECAUSE THEYRE FUGGIN INVISIBLE
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the truth is within..
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ITT we try to kill Satan and his demons with magic
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How do I ascend to being able to reincarnate into whatever I want? I want to become a Buddha but also live enough lives to defeat Satan/the demiurge and make nirvana available to everyone
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I worship the Jewish race.
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u peopl mak no sens
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Hello, my name is Bryan Aeast. I'm not sure where to begin, or even why I'm writing this down. Maybe it's cathartic, maybe it's a descent into madness made legible. All I know is, I can't escape him. I can't escape Spongebob Squarepants. It started innocently enough. I was a kid, maybe seven or eight, and I stumbled upon a clip of Spongebob on YouTube. Just a few seconds of that grating laugh, the squeaky shoes, the relentless optimism that seemed so alien. Before I could even process what I was seeing, my mother was there, a whirlwind of fury. "SPONGEBOB?! SPONGEBOB IS A VERY BAD SHOW!" she shrieked, snatching the laptop away. "We don't watch that here! It's… it's corrupting!" That was it. Spongebob was forbidden. Along with Family Guy, which, I guess, made sense. And The Simpsons. "Those yellow creatures are always bad," she’d say, conveniently ignoring the Minions that I was inexplicably allowed to watch. Ironically, one of my classmates declared he wanted to be friends with Bart Simpson, a statement I could only process as pure rebellion. The problem wasn't just the prohibition. It was the constant, pervasive presence of Spongebob in the world around me. My friends would talk about episodes, quoting lines I couldn't understand. "A lot of lines will go over his head" My Mother said. Later, the internet exploded with memes, many of which found their way onto soyjak.party, a website I actually found pretty insightful at the time. But even there, amidst the insightful commentary and surprisingly poignant political cartoons, were things like “Chudbob Soypants” and “Totr” – memes that only worked if you understood the source material. I felt like I was missing some fundamental key to the universe, trapped outside a joke I was desperate to understand. I tried to compensate, to blend in. I watched YouTube Poops, those bizarre, distorted parodies of Spongebob. I memorized catchphrases, hoping to parrot them effectively. But it was always clear I was faking it. The hollowness in my voice betrayed me. And then there was the trauma. I was eight. A group of gang rapists who had a penchant for elaborate schemes, cornered me one afternoon. They were wearing costumes. Not good costumes, mind you, but cheap, ill-fitting monstrosities. One was a lanky, misshapen Spongebob. Another was a grotesque Patrick Star, his pink fabric stretched tautly across his frame. There was even a Plankton, his single eye leering from a mask that seemed to suffocate him. I Got raped and hurt severely. it was violent. Degrading. And all the while, those stupid, sewn eyes of Spongebob and Patrick watched me. The experience was so severe that it led to heavy anxiety for years and i had to go to the Hospital.
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I had a dream where I imagined laundry powder called racemix, what does this mean? Is this a metaphor for kikes trying to constantly get me to have mixed race offspring?
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Want 2 see something le CURSED and SCARY

WARNING COGNITOHAZARD! Exposure to this may possibly cause you to begin attracting gang stalking unconsciously. Consider xirself warned
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do you guys believe in reincarnation? (pic unrelated)?

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oy what this event is going to be?
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Is Tim and Eric Based

Atheist Hollywood Jew?
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satvrn
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>What's this behind you
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Theres a ton of freemason lodges here in the south. I saw one the other day and theres like a very bright tv that constantly flashes symbols 24/7
heck, every town near me has a TON of masonic lodges and they dont even try to hide it, i see signs on the highways with the symbols
Does anyone know about lower level freemasonry when it comes to the south? what do they do?
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revive this board
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Liminal space

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some real disclosure is at thefastscrolls.neocities.org. the disclosure is already here. we are waiting on humanity to pay attention to it.
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I had a dream where miaphysitism became the dominant belief in all of America's counties bordering Mexico. What could this mean?
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House Shook on Prophesy Night

early this morning but it scared me.
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dreams where you get acked often

what does it mean to often have dreams where you get killed? I had a dream one day where someone slit my throat and I was choking on my own blood that was pouring out of my neck it was fucking realistic as shit. I also had another one where I was in a grocery store and a mass shooting was going on but I survived and I managed to stealth my way out.
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On Mantid Aliens

Earlier during the djoot event I was shit posting about mantids but it's made me wonder, got me thinking a lot .
Are these things real? Maybe they're not aliens per se but something else.
And if they're real, how do you get their attention?
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do you think homunculi are real? in case you're wondering who this is in the image:
>russian youtuber
>make videos about creating a homunculus
>dies
>allegedly everything related to his project was seized by russian authorities
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test
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DEATH TO OLD THREADS
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Is this real?

"“There was one case recently where Daesh [Isis] opened fire and apologised,” Mr Ya’alon said speaking at an event in the northern city of Alufa, during which he was was being interviewed about Israel’s policy on Syria."
"This was the first direct clash between Israeli forces and Isis militants after the terror group opened fire on a military patrol on the Israeli side, a military spokesman said at the time."
Article made: Monday 28 August 2017. Never happened again.

"Timber Sycamore was a classified weapons supply and training program run by the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and supported by the United Kingdom and some Arab intelligence services, including Saudi intelligence. The aim of the program was to remove Syrian president Bashar al-Assad from power."

"The Islamic State militant group (ISIS) got its hands on vast supplies of weapons by 'taking advantage' of U.S. weapons transfers that may have violated international agreements between Washington and its allies, according to a new report."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_equipment_of_ISIS

"Libyan security forces arrested a Daesh commander in the city of Benghazi — only to find out soon after that the man they had captured, Ephraim Benjamin, was also an agent of Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service. Benjamin, who was known in Libya as Abu Hafs, had begun work in Libya after the 2011 NATO-led invasion of Libya that ousted former leader Muammar Gaddafi."
Daesh has long been regarded by Israeli think tanks and politicians as a “strategic tool” for furthering Western and Israeli goals in the region."
https://www.mintpressnews.com/isis-commander-captured-libya-revealed-mossad-agent/231863/

"Israel is funding ISIS-backed terrorists in Gaza to further the genocide – and they’ve admitted it" "The Popular Forces,[a] also known as Anti-Terror Service,[b] is a Palestinian anti-Hamas armed group active in the Gaza Strip and led by Yasser Abu Shabab.[18] The Popular Forces are Israeli-backed and allegedly Islamic State (IS)-linked."


"Hamas Political Bureau member and spokesman Basem Naim told Newsweek that the Popular Forces has connections to ISIS, and that it is a group of "agents, drug dealers, thieves, and extremists linked to IS"."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Israel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Eastern_crisis_(2023-present)
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Taoism appreciation thread

Recently I've been getting in Taoism and reading more of the literature (Tao Te Ching, Zhuangzi, Secret of the Golden Flower) and practicing meditation (turning the light around). I also respect Taoist adepts for their semen retention and I've been practicing that too. I was wondering if anyone on this board has anything to say about it.
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After many years of battling the black trans demonic glowies that hack into my dreams to torment me ive finally defeated them with the power of Jesus and the love of my lifes soul who was zogged into becoming a soulless trannie ( its all she can do for me now) the mossad agents reading this can only seethe and cope at my new found power as Anguish will claim no more of me
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Do women have souls?

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Mewing is ancient aryan wisdom
>Through the performance of Kechari Mudra, touching the tip of the tongue to the uvula, or "little tongue," (or placing it in the nasal cavity behind the uvula), that divine life-current draws the prana from the senses into the spine and directs it up through the chakras to Vaishvanara (Universal Spirit), uniting the consciousness with spirit.
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Hosting = larping.
If you see someone "hosting" a tulpa, be sure his tulpa is as weak and thin as paper. Weak tulpas requires physical vehicles in order to manifest.
Frequency = the real thing.
If the tulpa have continuous consciousness during the dream and/or hypnagogic state, she is a powerful tulpa. She does not requires a physical body in order to manifest.
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I wonder if most of the internet traffic from the Sharty comes from Israel, much like 4cuck.
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can someone recommend me some good resources to learn about Nazi esoterism?
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Isreal is after me I saw a cockroach in the moldy bowl of macaroni and sproke in my room it was trying to assassinate me isreal knows I know the truth they know we are in the 2nd pax mongolica and that anyday now the mongolians will rise again and rape all the jews to death and liberate the wolrd letting us return to nomadic life the way we were meant to be
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