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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–94374[Reply]

I'm miserable

 β„–94376

dont doing that please

 β„–94378

>>94376
doing what

 β„–94399

Why nigga

 β„–94434

>>94378
miserable

 β„–94436

Well I’m bored, so write more, and I might have some advice or something



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 β„–94347[Reply]

What's the line between love and lust?
It's almost been a decade since I sincerely interested in a woman, I see attractive foids and my only reaction "eh it'd be fun to fuck her" and move on with my day cause I'm way too autistic to pump and dump (I'm an aspie btw if that matters) but I'm in my 20s way too old to be virgin.
How do you go from "damn that chick has a nice ass" to "I love you" I genuinely don't understand, I suppose I could look for a slut or a prostitute but thats lame and degenerate.

 β„–94422

I honestly dont think you can, and the lust part will also wear off by the time you're 28, this is just the path of neurodivergents

 β„–94432

Yeah you can't really change that on your own. It may change after you get a real girlfriend and figure out love and stuff.

 β„–94435

I’m kind of the opposite, and I’m thinking about doing a bunch of trt or something to fix it



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 β„–94428[Reply]

My neck connects directly to my chin like this how fix

 β„–94429

ur cooked

 β„–94430

is there some different way a neck and jaw connects or am i just not understanding

 β„–94433

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>>94430
husdjshgdhjsd



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 β„–94419[Reply]

I am 23 and I have no friends. Not even online friends. It’s been this way since I left high school. Yet, I don’t feel bad about it at all. I have my family and that’s really all I’ll need. Honestly, I think all this nonsense about β€œhumans being social creatures” is just a bunch of baloney. Most people in this modern era have low moral standards and lack consciousness anyways.

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If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't be here posting about it.

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>>94419 (OP)
do you at least have a job? if not youre going to wake up as a 24yo jobless loser which is pretty much the wall.

 β„–94423

>>94420
Also, there's things you can't do alone.

You do stuff for other people so they become indebted to you and then it's vice versa, that's how you build meaningful connections.

Last but not least: a world that's purely introspective is meaningless.

 β„–94424

The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom πŸ„πŸš«

Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.

A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.

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>>94421
When did jobs suddenly become apart of the discussion? And on the matter of if I have one or not, I decline to comment.

 β„–94431

i don't have any friends either and haven't for maybe around 7 years and now I'm in college. it doesn't really bother me but i would probably be happier with friends. i just have terrible social anxiety and don't really like anyone I've met.



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 β„–94426[Reply]

One of the best things about seeing the rest of the internet become digital india is it proves normalfags were always spiritual jeets.


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 β„–94219[Reply]

YOU VILL CONFESS YOUR SINS ANONYMOUSLY ITT
i will post em
nusoiconfessionsgeg.straw.page
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>>94410
"Bumble Bee Tuna" by Mephiskapheles.

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>>94410
Green Earrings or maybe Brooklyn, both from Steely Dan.

 β„–94416

>>94410
Partypal by Lil watermark. Its an incelcore song made by soyteen.

 β„–94417

>>94413
Nice to know I'm not the only autistDEITY here that likes Steely Dan.

 β„–94418

>>94412
>>94413
>>94416
thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video

 β„–94425

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>>>94412
>>>94413
>>>94416
>thanks for the suggestions so far they will all be in the video
gem gem gem gem



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 β„–94300[Reply]

>Gooning on random foids legs in a dollar tree

 β„–94303

Low trust society

 β„–94415

That shirt, geg



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 β„–94392[Reply]

Very calm. Its like reading a book on a bench.

 β„–94403

This website makes me feel angry

 β„–94406

/R9K/ is the only relaxing board IMO, /soy/ is 90% bait and nusois falling for bait, the other 10% is people complaining about bait.

 β„–94414

>>94406
/pol/ is the only board that feels /calm/ to me because it’s just a bunch of guys from made-up countries bantering. /mtv/ and /v/ are alright, too, but they’re sort of DNBs. /r9k/ is full of perversion and misery lately. I remember being glad to have given a Spaniard some advice on school and hobbies a few months ago, but in the time since then, everybody just seems like a complete degenerate, with the only difference between them being their varying levels of shame and schizophrenia. I don’t go on /soy/ anymore for the reasons you mentioned, but some of the posts I’ve seen that exemplify what /r9k/ should be, like the guy asking for advice on how to avoid being sent to an asylum again, were on there. What really needs to happen is a complete reset of /qa/ with a stricter set of rules to keep out the weird cartoon-obsessed faggots that took it over



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 β„–94308[Reply]

The moralfag is someone you are familiar with. He thinks himself on the moral high ground. He endlessly spouts on what is right or wrong, what is good and bad. He thinks grandoise displays of his conviction (leaking) proves his moral virtue all the more right. I argue the opposite. Moral certainty that ignores context, experience, and the limits of human judgement is not moral high ground, and internal moral conviction is not an indicator of righteousness. The tirades the moralfag wages only display the thoughtlessness of his inner mind, and that he is in fact, one of the least moral people around.
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>>94367
>soyteens and swines are good only for baiting and milking gegs and they are worse than foodniggers
offsiter mindset

 β„–94369

>>94368
Dead site and sillycucks deserve to die

 β„–94382

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>>>94356
>you sound like a 'cordnigger
>>94369
tsmt

 β„–94394

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>>>>94356
>>you sound like a 'cordnigger
>>>94369
>tsmt
go back to your 'cord

 β„–94402

>>94394
Go back to your reddit hugbox faggot, you subhumans ruined this site

 β„–94404

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>>>94394
>Go back to your reddit hugbox faggot, you subhumans ruined this site
Keep leaking



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 β„–94154[Reply]

how can an autistic guy get a girlfriend
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 β„–94343

>how can an indian bathe

 β„–94351

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>>94154 (OP)
If you are an autismGQD give up on this and start pursuing a mystical life.
Study esotericism or philosophy that connects with you and you can get to where you dont crave female connection/sexual validation because you dont need it.
Most women are trying to steal your emotional energy (loosh) anyways and by (symbolically) castrating yourself you are dodging this and may attract a woman who likes you for you and not to be a parasite.
Basically this will allow you to float and conjure bananas n shiet

 β„–94393

>>94351
im moving to Mongolia now to become a monk

 β„–94395

If you look good autism doesn't matter

 β„–94397

>>94322
He's actually 200 IQ that's why he doesn't speak.

 β„–94401

>>94395
im a 6 to 7 out of 10 so i might be in the clear



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 β„–94102[Reply]

THINK ABOUT IT
these fuckers have ocean blue eyes and blonde hair, and have the most attractive pheno.

BLUE EYES ARE OUT OF THE NORM NOT A SINGLE NEANDERTHAL OR HOMO ERECTUS HAD BLUE EYES UNLESS THEY LIVED IN SOME DISTANT LAND FOR A LONG LONG TIME WITHOUT BEING IN THE FOSSIL BOOKS
OR BLONDE HAIR. THEY ARE ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET
OR DEMONS CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. CREATED IN HIS IMAGE SINCE HE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON GOD CREATED.

SATAN CREATED THEM TO MOG US GENTILES
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>>94104
why am i being called this for speaking truth
nordcvck
get off my thread fed

 β„–94135

why does everyone post this russian model in a jew costume then cum everywhere saying that hes a jew. you fucking gay faggots litteraly rub your nips because of some random guy.

 β„–94148

>>94135
He's a german muslim scholar actually

 β„–94218

>>94102 (OP)
Theres this thing called evolution which created different races

 β„–94266

>>94218
Evolution is an awful thing

 β„–94398

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>why am i being called this for speaking truth
>nordcvck
>get off my thread fed
<unorgenao



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 β„–94223[Reply]

Do most women feel the same way?
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>>94328
dude JBW doesn't guarantee you'll be some chad who gets whatever you want. It just guarantees that you will do way better than your brownoid counterpart, so if u are having a hard time now imagine how SENT the brown-skin version of you would be getting

 β„–94340

>>94328
fair enough, i guess i misunderstood it. nevertheless, i still think it’s effect is exaggerated. i doubt it works for muslim women, for example.

 β„–94341

yes. not most. all. all of them feel this way.

 β„–94360

>>94327
>Grey
Nigga its r9k you retard theres no grays here

 β„–94361

>>94360
Gray usernames here*

 β„–94396

9 or 10 is an average white guy for asians like her btw



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 β„–94049[Reply]

How the fuck do you lucid dream

I cant do it
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 β„–94314

Im pretty sure lucid dreaming is bs people make up. The closest thing to lucid dreaming is probably just imagining when you're tired.

 β„–94359

>>94314
falsenvkerald

 β„–94364

>>94314
no nigga lucid dreams are real. ev&doe very rare and short

 β„–94370

why would you want to do that?

 β„–94371

>>94314
8 have untentionally lucid eamaisux6

 β„–94381

I think about it enough before sleep that it just happens sometimes. I always end up not being able to do what I'm trying to do doe.



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 β„–92037[Reply]

I had a dream where a guy hugged me while saying nice things in my ear. It felt so nice
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 β„–92116

Have you noticed that hugs feel better in dreams? Some unknown foid hugged me in a dream and it was amazing (the hug wasn't sexual in any way doe and I didn't feel aroused), but with real life hugs I feel NOTHING.

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>>92084
the day dreams are even worse
my brain projects her onto reality, holding my arm as i walk, saying something is cute, for example
it plagues me

 β„–92125

I had a dry wet dream about some spic sisa sucking me off a few weeks ago, eb&oe I almost never have dreams like that

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>>92055
>>92069
>>92078
it happened again

 β„–94379

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I forgot I made this thread
>>94262
I'm sorry to hear that.

 β„–94380

>>92037 (OP)
are you a wompa?



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