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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–88184[Reply]

Delete this SNCA board, nobody cares that you have been cucked by Chad in highschool.

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>getting cucked by chad in highschool



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 β„–88188[Reply]

trannies groomed all the autistic girls i could have dated i fucking hate the school system and internet


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 β„–87844[Reply]

Day 0 of no goon. Tomorrow it'll be day 1. Reppy to join the no goon tournament, last one standing wins.
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Checking in, I’ll start bumping weekly so I don’t flood the thread every day

 β„–88165

Demoralizing fact: you will fail

 β„–88183

gg lost day 3-4

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>>88183

Keep trying. Its not over.

 β„–88186

Well you lost the challenge but you get the point.

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>>88183
you have to stop thinking about it so much



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 β„–88148[Reply]

i want to start going to the gym but i have no idea what to do

 β„–88152

Go on runs first

 β„–88157

Start off on the treadmill and slight weights, and keep going from there

 β„–88163

Assuming u also live in proximity to the floor, spam pushups, sit-ups, squats

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>>88148 (OP)

Ignore the other DNB replies

Here's what I did when I just started.

Monday; Back,bicep
Thursday: Legs
Friday: Chest, shoulders

If you're just going to the gym for the first time ever, 3x a week should be good for you, but I'd definitely recommend adding more days when you are a little more used to the gym. You can use my beginner split or make your own. There are all sorts of splits like PPL, upper-lower, bro split and so on. What you pick or do doesn't really matter as long as you like it. Just make sure that all muscles are hit at least once a week and you'll be good. As a general rule of thumb, make sure your form is ok (just google the form if you're not sure), kill your ego and don't pick weights that you can't handle and go to failure.If you have any questions feel free to ask. Anyways good luck soycaca, may you blossom from a soybean to a beautiful soy flower <33.

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>>88148 (OP)
I've been going to the gym for two years now, went completely alone and without knowing how to do anything, here's my advice.

First of all, I was skinny. If you're fat, do more cardio and focus more on diet stuff. I just forced myself to eat more & focus on building muscle, so I can't give advice for that.

I recommend starting with machines instead of weights. They provide more control, less risk of injury, and if you're scared of looking stupid or whatever, that's not really possible. But you can always just do whatever you're most comfortable with; that's just what worked for me when I started.


Even if you try to look up how to use the machines beforehand, chances are you'll forget, or there will be ones you didn't read about, or whatever. You can usually get a trainer or whatever who'll show everything to you for your first day there, but let's assume you're too much of an asocial sperg to do that, as was I. You can always just watch people out of the corner of your eye and see how a machine is used. And you don't have to be a sperg about it, just when the opportunity comes up you can do that.

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I wouldn't recommend going to the gym straight up if you've never done any weight training before, I'd say you should buy some cheap dumbbells (maybe even a cheap second-hand bench press if you have the space) and just train when you feel like it at first. From there you can either progress to a scheduled routine once you're familiar with your exercises or if you find out you really enjoy lifting and want to go to the next level you can start going to the gym. IMO the gym isn't really necessary for the majority of people and you can build a decent physique at home with just dumbbells and body-weight training, its also way more convenient and less time consuming as you don't have to wait for machines/equipment and you can do it literally whenever you want to rather than setting aside part of your day to actually travel to the gym.



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 β„–88002[Reply]

Social media is the greatest glowie psyop ever.
It single handedly ruined 2 generations, killed any high iq thought normalgroids might've possibly had, and made the internet absolute dogshit
What could've prevented this?

 β„–88004

hitler

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>>88004
Oh mein hitler…

 β„–88014

>prevent
no
you can only save yourself

 β„–88181

>>88002 (OP)
mankind isn't made for order and we're going to eventually kill ourselves, as chuddie said, save urself, prepare, and do what u want within reason, the internet was going to fall eventually after 2019.

the only way i can see it being prevented tho is better education in the west and better parents, both of them are hard to achive and are interlinked, better education = better parents statistically, its like the south and north during the civil war. north had better shit for whites, and the whites themselves, enlisted or not generally had better education.

the schooling we have rn is STILL miles up from before but is plagued issues like funding, teachers quitting for understandable reasoning (teens are mean, its very hard to teach dumbass ipad kids, etc) and corruption



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 β„–88176[Reply]

its an autistic trait to just spew knowledge at people because you dont know how to have a conversation
but anyone can fall victim to this because of youtube
a sperg is even less likely to realize this isnt good if he watches youtube
watching videos all day subconsciously makes you treat conversation as one person spewing knowledge while the other waits to spew his knowledge
which is not based and socialpilled
(You) might be doing this so make sure you dont make a fool of yourself

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>>88176 (OP)
Can the same thing happen to someone, autistic or not who consumes a lot of books, and is there any info u could link about the actual way to socialize? my family never gave a shit.

 β„–88180

I've been doing that shit even before Youtube. I just HAVE to give you knowledge. ITS AN OBSESSION!!! YOU VVILL LEARN!!!!!



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 β„–88137[Reply]

a 29 year old man dating a 24 year old wompa should absolutely be taboo not because of age difference/manipulation but because literally all the dudes are going after the 18-25yo age bracket of wompas and its destroying the opportunity of younger guys. Literally competing with dudes twice their age over a dwindling supply.

 β„–88177

Sucks to suck. How are you getting outcompeted by men who are almost middle aged?



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 β„–88121[Reply]

I realized I actually hate socializing and talking to other people, it overwhelmes me too much. I actually have a friend and I hate talking to him longer than a couple of hours also we meet like 4 times a year and I'm fine with it.
I want a gf doe because I want to cuddle with somephono and be loved but I definetely do not want friends.
Anyone same?
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>>88121 (OP)
I used to be the same until I understood that I only wanted a girl for sex and fame like ze goyim propaganda spoke such, when i broke outta it i realized that i didn't have to have someone to cuddle with, i just needed to b okay with myself which i struggle with but still am working on

>because fucking normal cattle psyops everyphono into thinking u need friends not a gf to not feel lonely


i mean it depends from person to person imo. personally? i do agree with u on that in a way where i kinda felt for it, tried to make friends with ppl who DID share the same interests with me, but i didn't always show my true self with em and i had to mask a lot and pose as a retard or overly kind nigga.

when i realized that im "killing myself" by not allowing my true self to show in the trade off of being friends with others on a personal than formal matter, i stopped believing in the goyMKULTRA

do note, imo u WILL have to lie (at least in america) a lot in order to actually get friends and girlfriends, maybe im wrong and im willing to talk to someone bout why it'll be wrong to assume such, but from my eyes i had to lie a lot because the goyim propaganda stated that "TRUE NIGGER GOY- I mean, friends! true friends! still have care for others no matter what their other, being friend, says or does!!! no matter how boring, annoying! etc"

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>>88141
I'm moving to asia soon and I will slay thousands of chinks because I'm white over 6'0

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>>88145
Will u use a m16A4, or a longsword


very important question

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>>88145
>Can't get game in original country
>Racemix instead

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>>88141
By true self you mean saying words nigger and faggot and being chuddy? It's a huge problem when making friends with normies, this scares them off instantly.

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>>88169

>By true self you mean saying words nigger and faggot and being chuddy? It's a huge problem when making friends with normies, this scares them off instantly.


yes and no. yes, i have chuddy thoughts sometimes and such makes me not feel motivated to socialize since no matter what i do as of now, they aren't going away. maybe its bad that im chuddy, maybe the normies have a point, idk, once more im willing to debate ig, i will say alotta chuds don't actually explain their reasons as to why they think chuddy or IF they do, big if, they dont rlly use negotiation as a manner to get to the normies head, off topic tho


as far as no, I don't actually go full on chud and say such insults to normies, nor my true self is such. idk who my true self is fully for the matter, i know he doesnt interact with SNCA, and such SNCA is alotta normie topics like kpop or sports. does that make me cool? idfk probably not, who gives a shit.

ur true self is the traits, actions, and interests of u, which u know of and have emotional both good and bad (IMO) yes, there can be some chuddy nigga bout the walks saying every slur known to our existence, the site has a lot of people like that here and u wonder why they stay here im in the same boat and im trying to get off said boat, i try not to be too chuddy or reserved but it does come at the cost of feeling uncomfortable or confused but ig the feeling isn't going to last long, if i keep trying to balance not being an actual sheep, and trying to be sociable but not to "i need MAD human validation rn!!!1" levels



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 β„–87169[Reply]

I'm sorry nusois but the parasite pill is complete bullshit
>nooo but it healed me and i feel better now n shiet
Drastically changing your diet and emptying your whole stomach will obviously improve things like your cravings for sugar or bloating. People get this by just following a lighter, more healthy diet or fixing their sleep. You don't need to take
<MEGA HORSE DIARRHEA PILL 3000 TOTAL PARASITE DEATH EDITION
to get these improvements.
>but it cured my friggin sissy gay porn addiction or something
You read 50 different posts on the 'arty and some 200 page schizo book all telling you that it would fix your gooning addiction and every issue you have. The placebo worked because what you did was extreme enough for your brain to believe it. And again how do some get out of porn addiction and extreme fetishes without doing all these things?
>there was literally a heckin' wormerino in my pooperino
That's probably not a worm but mucus or undigested food. Your shit looking weird isn't surprising when you're actively trying to cause diarrhea and take random fucking substances.
>IT'S DA FUGGEN JOOOOOOOS
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>>87987
>government falseflagging ivermectin as a covid treatment
why? what did they want to achieve by doing this?

 β„–88117

>>87266
>everybody has parasites therefore parasites le good, acktually!
also tapeworms dont make you gay, they kill you in like a year by growing larger than your tract
>
the molestation thing just might prove wormGOD's point.
Why would you become gay just because you were abused? Sure you might become mentally ill, but, in general, women who were raped dont turn into rapists/pedos later, but men do
The only thing that explains the above is the anal, sexual transmission of behavior altering parasites.

 β„–88118

>>88117
Women arent usually pedos or rapists in general. A traumatic experience would probably make them whore themselves out at most. Also women do get raped anally, its not that uncommon.

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>>88118
>Women arent usually pedos or rapists in general.
and the worms are why…
>>88114
probably to stop people from deworming

 β„–88167

>>88128
>probably to stop people from deworming
well that would make people unknowingly deworm because of covid fear. unless this information was given in schizo manner which scares off normies

 β„–88174

>>88128
Do you genuinely not have the ability to think logically?



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 β„–88170[Reply]

How do you forget your regrets?

 β„–88172

>>88170 (OP)
With time or you just learn to live with them.

 β„–88173

I confess them to God



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 β„–88116[Reply]

Fellow parasite pillists, I need help
I've ordered horse paste (2% ivermectin, 10% praziquantel) via online marketplace and have doubt about its quality. It's supposed to be white and solid like glue for paper even after squeezing out (picrel 1, it's from instruction) but it's beige and liquid like molten ice cream (pic 2, some foid got same problem on that marketplace).
Ate 0.75 to 1 g, couldn't make precise dose cuz it's liquid, taste was terrible. It's supposed to be sweet so horses don't reject it o algo. Looks like it was fake and dindu nuffin, I feel the same as before.
So, how to avoid buying fake paste? Where should I buy it instead? I know how to count dosage so I won't overdose like that nusoi from other thread

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>>88116 (OP)
Nigga why tf do you have painted nails?
wormsissies…

 β„–88153

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
IT'S COBBLESTONE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA


KEK
I CAN'T

COBBLESTONE WHY ARE YOU BUYING HORSE PARASITE PILLS? ARE YOU SECRETLY A LESBIAN?

 β„–88154

IT 100% MATCHES THE SO CALLED NU JANNYCORD LEAK IMAGE OF HER FINGERNAILS
LMFAO

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>>88116 (OP)
>Horse parasites
Marge?

 β„–88156

soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

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>>88125
>pic 2, some foid got same problem on that marketplace
also bvmp



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 β„–88123[Reply]

need to have sex soon
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 β„–88135

Who the hell ask twin.

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>>88129
thats not OP btw just sayin

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>>88133
Both fakecels geg
Crustsox won btw…

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>need to have sex soon
<origiga

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>>88129
imagine falling for ts caca

 β„–88166

nigga looks like bbno$



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 β„–87879[Reply]

deep down the femoids are subservient
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>>88028
she lacks a developed jaw and has severe overbite
in general her facial structure is not very attractive and she is hiding her side profile with her hair - which is the only good part of her

wow, are you happy now?

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>>88065
thank you, jager. the goy needs to learn.

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>>88065

Yes, sorry my clitty leaked for no reason.

 β„–88112

'Ape

 β„–88159

do this irl stacey will nail you in your balls and you'll start crying like "BUT THE VIDEOOOOO"

 β„–88164

>>87879 (OP)
This is not deep at all nigga



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 β„–88120[Reply]

well, i've pretty much stopped playing video games now and i've played them like my whole life since the age of 4, im 20 now
i've spent thousands if not tens of thousands of hours, though i guess i played it at its peak. i progressed from the ds to 3ds, psp, ps2, ps3, xbox 360, ps4, xbox one to then owning my own pc.

i played a shit load of games, most notable games included halo reach, halo 4, black ops 2, battlefield 3 and 4, and gta 4/5. i guess i was a normie when it came to taste but these were giga-mogger games to play when i was 8-13.
also experienced PUBG, fortnite and overwatch in its prime, shit was a different era
now they can never measure up to it
pc games i mostly just rotted on rust, tf2, cs, war thunder and minecraft again along with roblox when i was younger

now i can't find the energy to even play like 10-15 mins of any game, its just too boring or i could just be doing something else

 β„–88124

Well if you dont like vidya then that's ok, you probably have another hobby too, if not, you should try to search one so you dont die of boredom

 β„–88130

>>88124
atm im learning the piano and just doing sports stuff outside like football or parkour
and going on runs
there seems to be a lot more time in my day now that i've stopped playing

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>>88130
Doing those is a lot better than playing games for your brain and body. I like gaming, but my life has gotten a lot better since I have found other ways to enjoy my free time. The truth is that a lot of games are unnecessarily grindy, so I don't "enjoy" as much of the time I spend on them as I should.

 β„–88143

>>88120 (OP)
Thats good be glad for it just find something more useful in its place

 β„–88162

Happended to me when I turned sixteen and got a job
I haven't even touched a videogame now since 2024 and lost most interest in 2022



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