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 №58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 №13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!


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 №91763[Reply]

How do you actually stop dandruff?

 №91764

put 3 fingers up ya bum
look to the left
look to the right
look in the mirror

u stupid geg

 №91775

Idk i just showered more often and it went away

 №91779

i dont know but do NQT use the head and shoulders


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 №91778[Reply]

I think I'm gonna try to change my life.
I have this urge to just completely abandon all my distractions, delete all online accounts, stop using the internet and fully focus on improving myself physically and mentally.
The biggest problem that I need to fix is my lack of social skills. My whole life I've lived in a remote place without much social interaction and I never talk to anyone I don't know, I've never even ordered in a restaurant. I have no idea how I could begin fixing this, where do I meet new people my age without coming off as a total retard?
I also don't know what I should be doing with my free time, I know reading books and working out but you can't really do that the whole day.

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 №91637[Reply]

I've made an e-friend distance away from me, and that just devastates me.
The point is that we're both male furries ERPing with one another, but he's into both males and females while I'm not. At times I just dream about me turned into a furry being with him in a SFW manner – something he dislikes for some reason. I did tell him that I love him, to which I don't recall him reacting in a serious way. Some of the money I have go into our fetishes once a month or so.
Today something must've happened as, when I was talking about a new person I started chatting with, he told me that he wants to cut all ties with me, as, from his standpoint, I'm a bad influence on him because he's gotten too dependent on my donations and because I insist on him being into males too much. The very worst thing is that HE wants ME to forget about him for a month or two. I needed some venting, do whatever you find suitable with that information….
inb4 frogDEMORALISERS say something like "kekekekekek nuswas are literally furperverts"
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 №91755

>>91754
I knew it

 №91767

>>91637 (OP)
Deworm and stop being a furry faggot

 №91769

>>91767
I don't have any

 №91774

>>91769
Everyone has, especially fetish fags like you. I'm sure you don't thoroughly sterilize and control all food you eat. Eating somewhere outside of your home is the easiest way to get worms btw. Most people carry around loads of them for years and don't ever notice.

 №91776

>>91774
I nuke every meal with a microwave oven

 №91777

>>91776
Since you have weird fetishes they are already inside you.


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 №91389[Reply]

>85% sure my brother is a faggot
what do?
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 №91550

>>91476
Ok mohammed.

 №91553

>>91475
nur9kikes…

 №91554

>>91550
Fags genuinely believe they're Achillean bastions of whitehood when they're just brown and will burn forever, kill yourself nigger

 №91579

>>91475
trvke
>unoregano content

 №91605

>>91389 (OP)
give him ivermectin

 №91773

>>91605
this, so much this. make him straight


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 №89531[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

SNCA story how I degroomed myself
I used to be a retarded leftoid furnigger that did nothing but play troonfortress 2 all day. That changed when one of my friends tried to convince me it was ok & “natural” to goon to feral. I immediately realized how fucked up and degenerate a lot of this shit was, and got off the computer for a solid 2 months. Started working out, started volunteering, and overall just started to be more social.(long story short life improved by 10 fold)
Dont give up bros. if I could improve my life from being a pathetic furnigger gooner, I’m sure a majority of you guys can.
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 №90526

>>89584
>>89934
Here some references for him (btw the nose is blunted cuz he’s a bull shark)
>>90525
A doodle of him browsing the sharty in a dilapidated room would be funny geg.

 №90653

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>>90524
here's the starting sketch with some colored elements
the post isn't there, have you been shadowbanned? open your profile while not logged in to check

 №90851

>>90653
ngl I think im shadow banned
Ill try again on a diff account :c

 №91685

>>89539
>a few days
The meditations is like a 60 page book written in bullet points, if it takes you more than 2 hours to read you’re either Gavin newsom dyslexic or straight retarded

 №91703

>>90401
Can I see some of your art?

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>>90851
that's disappointing. anyway here's the file, do whatever you want with it, maybe finish it yourself
I was absent because of the site update which made me unable to post. Quote has to fix new 'jak captcha, it's not loading or something
>>91703
I don't want to datamine myself, it's not exceptional/great anyway


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 №91590[Reply]

Hey guys I scurry back to this site and board like a bruised puppy.
<
^TLDR; im a nigcel, my friends all became faggots and I left them for 6 months and I couldn't handle the loneliness and I went back to them 3 months ago, I am sorry to any everybody who gave me advice on how to get over it. I really couldn't.
<
So the furniggers dating broke up last month and ever since any group activity with them both has been awkward as shit, and last night the guy who I said was just a faggot trooned out. He said "not fully" as he's a "flux girl" but bro this is only the beginning of the end.
<
I saw the writing on the wall once I started seriously talking to him again. He hung around in GAY minecraft 'cords, had "online" friends who were all queer in a way and the guy was like me KHHV. He already said he was a "catboy" and used those emoticons. I have always condemned this as cringe, gay and dumb, I very much said his online friends aren't his friends and that these spaces are harmfull. Also his sister is a pooner
<
This is the fruits of saying "do what makes you happy".
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 №91701

So Friday was a shit show, what happened is that I didn't heckin validate this guy's new identity and thus he got a guy to guy to go in my dms to berate me on how I have 0 clue on what I am talking about. When I apologised for being such a bigoted chud but said he was a nigger for doing such a thing I guess the man in him realised he jumped the gun and he apologised. I tell you the only reason I have decided to let this roll over is the simple fact that I have nobody. The me of a couple years ago would not just call me a transphobe but a coward who cant even stand with what he believes.

 №91704

>>91590 (OP)
is this the anon with the shark 40k character

 №91706

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>>91704
>anon
<unoregano content

 №91707

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>>91706
>>91704
OH NO NO NON NONONONON
>ANON
i mean NUSOIAS VAT IS DIS?

 №91708

'ox em

 №91771

faggot worms are conquering our world


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 №91657[Reply]

>dont talk to me, together i feel more alone
>forget my name, you and i have nothing in common
>there is no point in introducing me
>i know my place, in a long line in the back
>i know myself and i dont reccomend her to anyone
>shes worth ignoring for good
>i always said i was different from the rest
>now i stay quiet, before i ruin your mood
>im getting addicted to self isolating myself
>the free time in which i did not enjoy myself
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 №91661

>>am i traumatizing myself?
Might watch 'zellig again

 №91664

>>91661
you should, its only 30 minutes of your life

 №91670

You're a grown man

 №91678

>>91670
no im not…

 №91770

>>91678
moooooooooooooooooooooooooododdddds


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 №91671[Reply]

I have a genuine fear of normies, normie-ness and normie language. When i watcha normie movie, i feel sick, when i listen to normie conversations in public, my stomache knots.
I find it incredibly hard to cope with the fact that 90% of humans are this way. Everyone is disingenuous and playing a character. Its all manipulation and mind games. and im really not intrested in doing all that.

 №91693

>>91671 (OP)
blud is scared of 67 💀💀💀

 №91696

What's a normie, this word has been oversatured in use and has lost some definition, and we all to a certain degree are normies (in regards to our needs). I relate doe, I have difficulty participating in small talk (which I don't care for). I do find internet culture and pop culture and most forms of entertainment to be mundane.

 №91697

>>91696
any zogged out nigger that conforms to whatever everyone else is like

 №91768

>>91671 (OP)
for me it's more like disgust of normies, not every single one doe, only the most zogged ones


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 №83107[Reply]

How do I stop gooning to tranny porn? Seriously, when I get the urge of watching porn, I atleast have the intention of watching straight porn, but in the end I always end up watching jartycuck tranny porn garbage.
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 №90760

bykdkdkkd

 №91742

I relapsed on sissy porn again

 №91743

>>91742
kill yourself chaser

 №91745

>>91743
bumped the niggercoal thread award

 №91765

heIp me

 №91766

>>91765
help yourself nigga, do dis
>>90235


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 №91718[Reply]

i heard women liike austistic men. Is this true or is this like those online women do. If it is it could be my ticket.
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 №91757

>>91718 (OP)
i heard from a little birdie that women only like autists because theyre easier to manipulate

 №91758

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>>91757
really you really mean that

 №91759

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>>91758
its just a little theory ive hatched

 №91760

From what I've seen reddit wholesome autists who are low inhib and obsessed with nonsense such as bluey usually end up dating their female counterparts. However, women with aspergers (If you believe such a thing geg) seem to hold a lot of contempt towards their male counterparts viewing them as stupid and infantile. Since you're using this site I would hope you aren't a low inhib retard who watches caca shows I could suggest that it may be over.

 №91761

They don't, normies will never love us. We are an abomination to them. The reason some women express love for autistic guys is because they essentially view us as pets. Beaten dogs that they can adopt and take care of but which will never be equal to them. You'll be perpetual friend zoned and essentially became a cuck to whatever women are "interested" in you. You need to understand that most people view us as dangerous animals to be feared or weak kids that need to be coddled. We aren't human to them. Your only chance is with female spergs

 №91762

>>91760
i do not have that


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 №91691[Reply]

Massive SNCA but I just wanted to vent.
I'm a nusoi (joined last year).
But I've been thinking about quitting the soyspehere for some time now. The website used to be very fun, I would spend a lot of time laughing at the jokes. But now, its just stale, every thing just feels the same.

Everyone says the soysphere is dying, but I think that the soysphere is just like a sheperd's tone, it feels like it's descending and going on a downward spiral, but in reality, it has always been like this.

I don't think the website itself is the problem, but I'm the problem. I'm still young, and I think I just realized that I don't want to spend a big part of my day in here. And the soysphere is mostly about politics and useless drama, which I don't really care about.

It's sad because I wish I could stay to make more 'jaks, and I met a lot of cool people in here. I find it really hard to say goodbye, but I guess it's for my own good.

Maybe I'll just use it occasionally, or maybe I'll leave forever.
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 №91711

>>91709
I just think the sharty is too much into politics for me, since I don't really care about politics or race. I just wanted to see and post le funny soywoahjaks, funny raids, art and interact with people. I don't really care about the porn stuff since I don't really find pornographic drawings to be arousing.

I was (and still) a boorucuck, I think I used the booru more than the main imageboard tbh, even before the revamp. I think I just got tired of the soysphere in general.

 №91713

>>91691 (OP)
its all bait, namefag drama, loose world events, few raids. no one uses soyspeak anymore. no one moderates the site beyond the most obvious rule breaking.

 №91714

TL;DR: the cacas are in elementary school now

 №91715

The site is going to get SID in like 4 years, you should take a break, come back once you feel better and enjoy the site while it last

 №91729

>>91691 (OP)
maybe they do have to jsid so that a better place comes

 №91753

>>91691 (OP)
the pph is lower than it used to be and good threads are becoming more and more rare i do think its dying. Also our shardee cultur is getting appropriated by instagram fail-normies


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 №91190[Reply]

Your car is German. Your pizza is Italian. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant! Pull yourself together.
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 №91223

None of it comes from nigger land

 №91232

My language is English
My car is from a nation that no longer exists

 №91363

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>Your car is German.
this car was made in guatamala

 №91744

but those things were invented by immigrants with iqs high enough not to rape every child in sight, its alot different than the hooligans without jobs staying in migrant hotels….

im rpaiung you faggot

 №91750

>>91232
Jugo?

 №91752

>>91190 (OP)
>Your electronic Chinese
>Your car is German
>Your coffee is Brazilian
>Your movies American
Just because i buy something form someone does not mean i want them living in my house.
>Your shirt is Indian
Its Chinese.
>Your numbers Arabic
Not really true, the numbers we use today aren't true arabic numerals (also known as eastern arabic numerals) because they were heavily modified by northern italian mathematicians. These numbers spread through trade and the influence of scholars (like Fibonacci and the arab mathematicians that influenced him) not through immigration.
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 №90710[Reply]

Any chance of that shit being cured in the next 40 years? If not how do you cope with it?
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 №90803

>>90801
Dr Minbo Shim has a PRP treatment

 №90813

same with other chronic inconveniences, after a while it gets tolerable

 №90815

I've had tinnitus ever since I was a tiny caca so I'm completely used to it

 №90893

i try to take care of my hearing. if my ears get 'aped my tinnitus worsens for a bit. i sometimes play pink noise on my phone when i go to bed to bring my mind off it. while living your life try to see it as purely neutral(plier) instead of unpleasant, and try to keep your mind off it.

 №90993

>>90893
Pink noise? Is it better than white?

 №91751

>>90720
Normally you cover your ears after you feel a little pain before the noise can damage your ears didn't you cover them with your hands?


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 №91536[Reply]

This world is so wretched it brings me to madness.

God created this world in His Providence, but wretched man is it's steward.

Most wretched of all is me, for I have been given the gift of life by God and squandered it. I know the wretchedness of this world and do nothing but observe it and despair.

 №91546

>bitches
>does nothing
>bitches
>does nothing
At least stfu if you’re not gonna improve or kys

 №91547

>>91546
bro just typing shit

 №91565

>>91546
I hate you so much

 №91746

get up nusoi, get up and do what you believe it is the lord would want you to do, fight against pornography, it is satans most effective tool to stray us away from gods word and it must be put to an end by any means necessary


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