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 â„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 â„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!


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 â„–80085[Reply]

have a retarded younger sister who's an ragebaiting edgy porn artist on the internet, She's 15 and she just can't stop ban evading on several rule 34 websites and sites like 4cuck, contastly drawing gay furry niggerlodeon cartoon 'p with fucked up hardcore fetishes, loves getting groomed, EPI'd and sexting, sending death treats or gore and talks about fucking stupid cartoon characters like Rocko, Ren and Stimpy, Roger Rabbit, SwaySway from Breadwinners, Frumplequest, Homestar Runner, Mr Game and Watch, the robots from Mean Bean Machine, Wooldoor Sockbat, looney tunes characters, real school shooters, Mixels, and motherfucking videogame mascots like Bubsy, Daxter, Earthworm Jim, Rayman and DigDug and it's fucking exhausting and autistic. She also has a massive list of school drama happenings and switched to like 4 schools since she was 6 and one of them was attempting to throw some student to the stairs, stabbed a little kid's arm with a pen (DOCTOSSSSSSSS). I'm seriously considering cutting her off completely. It's almost as if they got infected by mind aids brainworms that sometimes spasm and makes them go on multi day insufferable autistic schizonigger rampages.


I wish I could permanently delete all of her social media accounts, destroy all of her mobile devices.

I have to cutoff our parents for accidentaly turning them into psycho left wing hardcore christian disney adults who believe in BLM, LGBTBRAAAP+, Snyderverse and vegan pro-life rights and personally attacking me severely because i criticized Disney, Niggerlodeon and PETA very badly online for making shit products, grooming, hiring criminals and jews, wokeness, scams and killing animals in the past, which it's actually a trvth nvke.
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Sorry for the MASSIVE walls of text. I had to sort out a lot.

 â„–81309

cant believe these types of people are actually real. the only way to save her is cutting off internet access. get a job and save up money so u can move out ASAP.

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>>81033
lego when mixel back plox

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>>80085 (OP)
what country ius that

 â„–81450

just kill that bitch

 â„–81851

SEND A 'ZA TO YOUR OWN HOUSE


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 â„–81457[Reply]

>ask out a girl i dont know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST WANT TO FUCK ANY RANDOM WOMAN)
>ask out a girl i know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM)
>ask to be set up with someone
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS WANT TO FUCK ALL MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS)
just blow my shit clean off
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OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST WANT TO FUCK ANY RANDOM WOMAN
OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM
OH MY GAWD MOIDS WANT TO FUCK ALL MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS
Dude… Don't you know that goth chicks are mentally unstable? Stop going after them dood
YOU LIKE RETARDS YOU EVIL PEDOPHILE
Buht.. on the hecking 80s you went to the disco and every girl will go out with you!!!

 â„–81632

Geg, i've had 2 girlfriends (i'm still with thr second) , and they were the ones to ask me out first, both SISA goth foids , geg

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>>81632
and then keanu reeves called you breathtaking

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>>81632
updooted

 â„–81848

>>81632 here, and Yes, they smoke weed.

 â„–81850

i mean it’s a bit weird to ask a girl out that you don’t know cause you genuinely don’t have any reason to and she doesn’t have a single reason to accept


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 â„–81355[Reply]

The primordial son flees full of sadness and despair,
running towards the breeze, away from the communal flare.
He ends up in a frozen zone barren from life, full of rue,
and sits atop an icicle throne to try and think things through.
The cold is swift and sharp, cutting through skin like a knife
and the primordial son cries out in pain, longing for an end to his life.
But as the numbing cold ravages the son's body, a new warmth fills his chest acting as a shoddy.
A warmth that doesn't judge, doesn't betray, doesn't hurt or destroy. Like when the stomach rumbles in order for the void to cloy.
The primordial son cries again not of sadness, but of cheer:
"Finally, I'm saved!" he said "My salvation is here!"
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I like it. Running away from the commune but dying on a throne alone.
I wrote one a week ago too.
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History has been stuck in 45,
No new answers just some old.
Obsessed about camps of pasts, death drives and SS.
The past is captured by the future
And the future is obsessed by the past.
Maybe the end is near?
Avant Guard or Avant Grade politics which one is new?
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>>81369
>Avant Guard or Avant Grade politics which one is new?
That is such a good line. Nice poem all around

 â„–81447

i'm a sub 50iq shitskin and i don't see a point in this

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>>81446
It's an idea I have been toying with for a while. A kind of new political idea that isn't vanguardism but something else, something new. Something that goes beyond the old world and terms of politics, something beyond it all. A kind of post-politics that stands for first grade ideas and solutions.
It may be a much too hopeful idea that I could find what it actually stands for but there must be a way forward that isn't the current slopullist direction. The direction where the many march for a death pit while pushing the few into it first.

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>>81494
>stands for first grade
That didn't come out right. I meant high grade ideas or something

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>>81360
>>81447
demonstration of the bell curve


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 â„–81399[Reply]

My parents divorced when I was only a caca. As a lot of kids like this I lived with my mom. Father still was meeting us and we spent time together. That was until the moment i became more mature. Then he started to tell me a lot of bad stuff about mom and her family(which was obviously a lie). I wasn't telling her but one day I said because I couldn't resist anymore. Then we had somtheing like pause with unsuccessful attempts to make things right again. Finaly in 2021 we stopped communicating altogether. I still feel sadness time to time and don't know what to do. Sorry for bad english I am an eslGOD
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My father is keyed but it's hard to talk to him because he'll unironically start talking about aliens and hypnosis and other schizo shit , he's also very old now (20 years ago when I was born he was in his late 60-s)

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>>81570
aliens = demons
ufos = nazi globalist secret projects

 â„–81587

Your dad was a faggot and so are you

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>>81587
not very nice of you

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>>81570
my dad is kinda old too

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just so you know you dont have to put an email in you can just leave it blank


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 â„–81737[Reply]

I know a fat retarded autistic failed-roastie that never had a serious job, and was blessed with EVERYTHING!
>she had tard walkers in school
>she flunked every single year of school
>they still let her pass every grade
>she dropped out when they were gonna make her repeat year 11
>then she got on benefits
>then she got daily tard walkers
>she got a boyfriend and lost benefits
>passed some unimpressive community collage shit
>husband loses job
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>>81737 (OP)
Just disability max bro

 â„–81743

comparing yourself to the lowest of the low will get you nowhere, OP

 â„–81760

How is it that she gets cheap as fuck housing and i get fucked by epstein as a kid?

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>>81737 (OP)

esl shitskin

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Adapt and burden max until this pedo empire dies

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>>81737 (OP)
how did this nigga add a hanging indent


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 â„–81844[Reply]

girlfriend dreams are the worst

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 â„–81635[Reply]

What are (((your))) experiences with different substances, what would (((you))) recommend and what would (((you))) advise against?
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 â„–81746

dph is amazing

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>>81744
You can literally find them shrooms in the forest

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>>81747
polack hands typed this post

 â„–81829

i pick liberty caps when it is the right time of year >:D

Am very fond of ~4g doses.

Other than that

>LSD
only thing I still actively would like to try

>Alcohol
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here we go here’s my experience.

>weed
i tried weed for the first time at 14, i hated it at first because id be smoking in parking lots with a bunch of people i barely knew and i always go so high that id be incredibly anxious and schizo. even worse when you’re 14, in public, and with a bunch of people you barely know. but now i’m 18 and smoke every night. i’ve always had fluctuating insomnia and would wake up all the time throughout the night but now i sleep perfectly fine which is amazing. i would never smoke during the day or if i had anything important on as weed makes you retarded and lazy. it’s fun to smoke at night because it feels like total relaxation in a plant. i can sleep, no anxiety, and watching a movie becomes more enjoyable for me. i like smoking with my gf we just cuddle and tard out. never smoke during the day otherwise you’ll turn retarded forever.

>alcohol
tried for the first time at 15, always enjoyed it as i don’t feel autistic when i drink. i become more sociable and come up with good ideas and always have fun. i’ve never been a depressed drunk, only happy and joy. blacking out sucks doe cause the next morning you have the worst anxiety over what you possibly could’ve done or said drunk and the hangover genuinely feels like the flu. i always preferred getting drunk with a group of friends rather than a party cause you can get up to more adventures.

>dexamphetamine/vyvanse
i tried both of these recreationally cause i dont have ADHD or a need for stimulants. honestly one of the most fun drugs because its legit just baby speed. makes you talk and talk and talk forever tho and become very loving but also very horny??? stimfapping is no joke i went at it for 6 hours once without even realising and that’s not like me i very much limit my gooning. 10/10 goon sesh and i stayed hard the whole time which was insane, part of the reason i didn’t realise 6 hours had gone past. everything you eat will taste like shit and you won’t wanna eat or have the urge to. the comedown is AWFUL you feel like you’re gonna vomit.
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 â„–81843

i snort poop


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 â„–81537[Reply]

How do Americans not just kill themselves when they have a really bad day when they have access to guns
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 â„–81559

because we kill other people instead

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>>81537 (OP)
They do

 â„–81576

You have access to knifes or have been at high places. Why don't you? Because killing yourself isn't easy, and death really hurts.

 â„–81770

I could not resist ngl

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>>81576
Knives hurt and the last tall building I was at had giant ass walls at the balcony so I couldn't jump o algx
<poopson doe
>just jump in front of a train chud
train will probably end up severing my legs and not actually killing me and I'll have to live my life as an irl slopjak
<quote lost
and also guns is just instant death no pain so itd be easy

 â„–81842

>>81830
you can end up as an actual irl slopjak if the gun fails doe which can happen


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 â„–79604[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

as the title says, what attracts you in a significant other? it can be physical attraction, hobbies, behaviours, anything you'd like
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>>81715
>yes and theyre bitches anyhow
i mean i guess. you didnt really give any context as to how you approached the women who rejected you so im honestly just assuming you cold approached women.
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women arent really that bad, its just that in the modern world both genders try to avoid each other. i doubt it was because the women were jaded but because we are all unsocial.

>lienuke. Every neurotypicuck thinks they know what its like. Just admit you don't know what you're actually talking about.
how bro? for most of my life i was mocked for who i was and i was even spat on and hazed by people who i thought were my friends. i was even almost killed over some game where they choked out people until they were unconscious. i was always the butt of the joke until i moved away and became my own man.
<
dont judge books by their cover. im not trying to say that neurodivergency isn't as bad as my snca but like… we all have suffering whether you have aspies or not. even one of the people who tried starting fights with me ended up mentally retarded because he fell off a cliff. i really do mean that everyone has suffering in this life.

 â„–81725

>>81721
>you didnt really give any context as to how you approached the women
i didnt approach women meds
>how bro? for most of my life i was mocked for who i was and i was even spat on and hazed by people who i thought were my friends. i was even almost killed over some game where they choked out people until they were unconscious. i was always the butt of the joke until i moved away and became my own man.
90+% of people didn't experience anything like this but they still choose to say that getting made fun of once in 7th grade was the same as this. Hence why I tell neurotypicucks that they have no idea.

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>>81725
>i didnt approach women meds
wait so what experience do you have with women that "blackpilled" you?

>90+% of people didn't experience anything like this
i mean i guess yeah bullying is not that common, but like it still happens. ive seen people who have had it worse than me. at least i was still invited to parties and had people willing to talk to me while others had nobody in life.

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>>>81051
>Kys, Joeyy won #oneteam
Fat Niggaz loving this

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>>81702
>THE 'TEENS WHAT IS HAVE THE WHITE SKIN BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYE PHENOTYPE WAS DE REEL YELLOWSKINS N SHIEET

 â„–81840

sisa that would watch me capitulate poland in early 1937


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 â„–81833[Reply]

I'm an autistic(male pronouns preferred but im not using hormones or chopping anything off) but nobody can tell unless i rock back and forth and suck my thumb, my tard walkers keep trying to set me up with ugly retards to date but i fucking wont.
Why?
BECAUSE I AM NOT THE ETHICAL "GIRLFRIEND" REDISTRIBUTION SYSTEM OF EQUAL OPPORTUNITY IN THE DATING MARKET
FUCK RETARDED MEN, they talk like retards and are manbabies

 â„–81834

>I'm an autistic(mal
stopped reading there make it shortr

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>>81834
fuck off retard you talk retarded

 â„–81839

bait only worth one single geg for the slight show of craftsmanship


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 â„–81826[Reply]

send iconic screenshots of imageboards posts

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Even though redit is not an imageboard

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>putting this in a dead board where you cant send a blank text message

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>>81835
rwabaib


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 â„–81728[Reply]

What would you with your life if you had 10 million dollars
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>>81817
>having fuggin chronic stress is healthy now

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>>having fuggin chronic stress is healthy now
nophono said this. obviously dont healthmin yourself

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>>81819
what is with the retarded Xmaxx
zMin and FooBar DARPA terminology, how mind fucked is the current generation of le fuggin followers

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>>81820
its funny to say and it was cool when it was lesser known but it has been raped by normies like pretty much everything else cool online that was too open to outsiders.

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>>81821
like fuggin primal sheeit

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Invest it and make more money


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 â„–81828[Reply]

I personally hate the word edgy because it feels super xitter pilled and the word is always also used on the most basic jokes that offend nobody. Except the oldfag redditor who is commanded by Epstein himself.

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 â„–81243[Reply]

My whole life has been wasted on mindless entertainment and addictions that were forced upon me since I was a child.
I've tried to fight these things partially over the last couple of years but all my attempts ended in failure. I couldn't stick to new routines and I kept giving up or getting distracted. But I think this time I have a chance. If things don't change now, I see my future to be grim.
These are the rules I will follow:
>I cannot provide entertainment for myself from my phone or computer unless it's reading a book or studying.
>I have to follow a healthy diet, no sweets, fast food, things like that.
>Everyday I must do at least 30 minutes of exercise, 30 minutes of meditation, 2 hours of studying or reading books, 30 minutes outdoors.
>I can only listen to music while working out
>No gooning, obviously
>Everyday, go to sleep before 11pm
I will be allowing myself to view this post once a day to write an update, I'd be thankful for any tips or ideas.
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Day 4:
Studied for 5 hours, then did 2 hours of reading and 1 hour of writing
I went on a 30 minute walk.
I was going to work out my legs today but I couldn't figure out how to do any exercises and just gave up because I didn't have time. I'm gonna try to learn the exercises or change them tomorrow.
I'm going to meditate for 10 minutes.

>>81513
I study only what I'm actually interested in. Usually, at 8am I wake up, at 10am I study for 2 hours. I eat dinner, go outside or something, then at 2pm I study again for 2-3 hours. It's a lot easier on a dopamine detox because there's not a lot of other things you could do.

 â„–81627

>>81243 (OP)
Interesting, i might do something similar

 â„–81697

Day 5:
3 hours of studying, 4 hours of reading.
Went on a walk.
I worked out today but I pushed myself too much during the last exercise and ended up getting a headache
I won't be meditating because of the headache

Hopefully I'm gonna feel better tomorrow.

 â„–81699

what are you studying lil bro?

 â„–81824

Day 6:
8 hours of studying
Had a 30 minute walk
Did a light workout
I will be meditating for 10 minutes

Tomorrow I'll take a break from studying to research some stuff and focus on reading. The urge to watch porn does come back from time to time but it's easy to fight off. Now that I think about it, porn was my only real addiction.

>>81699
Political science and history

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>>81824
how are u actually feeling overall?


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