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 ā„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 ā„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!


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 ā„–75389[Reply]

seriously what is the cure to being a neet, i dont like being a neet but i also dont want to interact with retarded normies. do i just build a shack in the woods or something.

 ā„–75391

Interacting with normal people outside is the main cure to being a neet though

 ā„–75393

>>75391
most that normies talk about is war in third world countries or sports or tv i just dont care for it

 ā„–75394

>>75393
Isn't that a reflection of you though
Sounds like you dont have very many hobbies and interests

 ā„–75395

>>75394
you are probably right yh

 ā„–75483

keeeeeeek retarded mentally ill fuck go kill yourself

 ā„–77027

>>75389 (OP)
There's jobs where you don't have to talk to people usually so maybe that might be a solution


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 ā„–76899[Reply]

>dreamed that like for some reason I was at a gun store in my country/somewhere I was on vacation and I was checking the guns but the other stuff too (knives, multitools, etc) and that like I went multiple times and that like the cashier or a girl that hanged aorund the store was kinda cute and like had good vibes and then one day when i go to the store I go like 'hey I bought this gun on the internet so like I'm coming to get it' and like ive got out but then I was like 'whoops it still has the alarm, better go back inside and ask the cashier to remove it' but when going bacj I realized that I actually didn't bought it and went like 'oh I'm so sorry I actually didn't buy it idk what I was thinking' and she went like 'oh no problem just leave it there don't worry about it' and we had a lil laugh about it
>woke up
Ill never ever ever ever ever never breed
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 ā„–76903

>>76902
Not the OP, but incredible story, thank you sir. I love hearing about stories related to dreams manifesting into reality. How can people hear stories such as yours and not be convinced some higher power or consciousness exists? Sorry to hear that she cheated on you though.

 ā„–76904

>>76902
it's interesting to think that the real one was as real as the dream, hopefully you've been feeling better after that

 ā„–76906

The whole thing happened like a year ago and afterwards my dad got me into lifting, which in a way I kind of regret because it didn't make me less depressed like I though it would help with and actually kind of gave me body issues, I freak out now if I don't get to lift and I end up disappointed in my progress a lot. It also gave me more confidence to approach women which ironically kind of made me feel worse because now I get rejected more often geg. Anyway yeah it was a pretty crazy dream but the mystery magic foid dreams have happened more than once and still happen to me regularly, but as you might figure I haven't had anything similar happen and the only positive takeaway I have is knowing that despite being lonely getting extorted in various ways in a relationship and getting screwed over isn't worth it. You kind of have to experience that kind of thing to realize unless a woman actually loves you, which is like impossible to really know, its a waste of time

 ā„–76959

i only dream about committing mass murder with guns and knives and rocket launchers like some kind of cyborg commando

 ā„–77016

>>76959
Cool. I wish I had those dreams. If only there was a way to induce them.

 ā„–77025

>>77016
play FPS games excessively, hold guns, use guns, play with knives, get a punching bag, watch robocop 50 times


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 ā„–77019[Reply]

My Bannerlord save got overwritten and I lost a week of progress. Can anyone relate?

>Inb4 thats a warband jak

 ā„–77023

tried playing bannerlord i got bored shortly after taking my first few cities

 ā„–77024

>>77023
This happens in most of my campaigns but I managed to overcome this hurdle before losing my progress


 ā„–76977[Reply]

watching this video is giving me vietnam flashbacks, and is like psychological torture. i have seen what everyone else would cry over, and have become unmoved by it.
ive never been able to be on the outside looking in before, and i hate it.
<
most wont understand. i dont know if its better for me to know to this extent or not. its a scar deeper than any of the others.
<
it is who i am. and i hate it. silence is the only thing i have now.
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>>76997
>XHE WAS JUST BE NICE YOU RETARD
precisely. Its the kind of nice, but NEVER, a women gives a downy. My delusion is that I didnt see it, but I should have.

 ā„–77000

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>>76998
>>76999
I think the problem here is that you try too hard to get yourself true love and get disappointed when some dumb fuck laughs in your face. It's not nice, but for fuck's sake it's not "personal 'Nam" levels of mental trauma. If anything, this should be an opportunity to learn from yourself and from others instead of pulling yourself down. It may be an issue on both sides, with you forcing a relationship and a girl who sees you as a subhuman. Sometimes, people try hitting targets they can't realistically achieve, or they need to improve their social skills.
In short, find friends, not lovers. A friend is not only more likely to be open about that stuff but you can improve your social skills by talking about whatever. Forcing love doesn't work because love requires balance, with both sides working together.
And lastly, WORK ON YOURSELF! Get some hobbies, improve, and find people that way. It has to be something YOU like, not someone else. Focus on yourself, and then try finding love.
<wordswordswords SELF IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Also GET

 ā„–77001

>>77000
If you knew how old I was and how "worked on myself" i am, you'd change your opinion.

 ā„–77009

>>76977 (OP)
I get exactly what you mean geg, most people in reppeys don't understand but I do. The thing is the pug downy looking guy is usually pretty quick-witted but even then he struggles because of his looks, even adding that he's literally a millionaire and is known for being charismatic.
<SPACE
That being said THOUGH you can't turn the suffering of your life into some movie you and I both know all these reppeys about "le improooovinggg" won't change a lot but there's still some things you def can do especially in regards to hardmaxxing. And if worse come to worst you can learn to be alone its sad but it's better than marrying some bitch that will fuck with you all your life.

 ā„–77015

>>76986
>On July 7, 2024, a YouTuber named Pocketbook posted a 17-minute video titled "The Real Sketch: The Untold Story of Jamie Mar". In the video, Pocketbook claimed that before Cox's streaming career took off, he used to post OnlyFans content under the "Jamie Mar" username. The video soon went viral across social media, as the content that Cox participated in features gay pornography, sparking homophobic and anti-sex work comments and backlash from a number of individuals.[24][25][26][27] On July 8, 2024, Cox went live on his Twitch channel and confirmed the rumors surrounding his former career path, stating he was going through a rough patch during that time in his life. Cox further explained that the videos were from two years ago, described himself as a "changed" person, and said he was dealing with addiction during that period of his life.
Geeeeeeeg

 ā„–77022

>>77009
To be fair, its less about how I relate to him, and more about her behavior towards him.

And ive already moved on, I just on the occasion enjoyed the random fantasy of "what could have been's". But now I know that my understanding of what was going on was completely wrong.


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 ā„–76804[Reply]

do any non-whites browse this site?
>
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 ā„–76923

Nolan?

 ā„–76924

>>76804 (OP)
Yes, any other indians browse here?

 ā„–76925

Im indian

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>>76804 (OP)
im a SEAmonkey looking ethnic minority in bangladesh lmao

 ā„–76955

>>76804 (OP)
im black, i dont really care about race that much so idc about the racism here

 ā„–77021

i'm a mexican


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 ā„–76762[Reply]

>Im pretty sure this girl likes me, she laughed at my 67 joke last week
<How do i find Girls who Look like Tomoko near Texas
^I took Coffeine last week and now Iā€™m addicted, should I go visit a therapist?

 ā„–77018

Hidden gem. I command you to go up!

 ā„–77020

>>77018
This. Why did I miss this gem before?


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 ā„–76728[Reply]

Anyone else feel like this?

 ā„–76729

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wrong image but whatever

 ā„–76748

Sometimes, yeah

 ā„–76760

This faggot is such a fucking fakecel "oh boohoo i'm such an incel loser in my japanese mansion as i get 5 random beautiful women to be my fuckbuddies"

 ā„–76868

>>76728 (OP)
i did all of this including getting into an -ack pact but i survived and she died
im less of a faggot and didnt get molested doe

 ā„–76961

>>76728 (OP)
literally the only thing i liked was the girl who wrote the alphabet and the days of the week on a piece of paper because i do that very often irl
everything else just sounds like whining and >>76760

 ā„–77017

>>76729
this gif won


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 ā„–76991[Reply]

walking through two streets, i saw:
>a norwood 6 homeless man who hadnt showered in days walking in and out of a cornershop trying to talk to the indian cashiers
>another homeless man with a massive head of hair and a bushy beard sitting outside of that same corner shop who shouted at me in complete gibberish
>a homeless woman with scabs all over her face making strange movements outside of a different shop along the same street
>various other homeless people not worthy of note
>multiple tents situated in alcoves, some almost completely fallen down but still presumably with people living in them
>pigeons picking at the bits of leftover food near the tents
>one of those "tech repair shops" that are comprised of nothing but fluorescent lights, white walls & floors and shelves of vapes, bootleg goods and some vaguely phone related goods which seem to be everywhere now and are always ran by indians/pakis
>an abundance of shitskins, particularly jeets and arabs, to the point where there were probably just as many of them as there were irish people, if not more, all with the very same subhuman, sub80IQ stare
>one of the fattest and ugliest negresses ive ever seen in years
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 ā„–77005

Clittycel parties aren't the solution

 ā„–77014

first time going outside award!


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 ā„–76919[Reply]

Women owe me sex even though I hate them and smell badly and am actually gay and brown
T. R9k

 ā„–76920

kys monklet avatarfag

 ā„–76939

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Waaaaaaah why do I have to work and do shit why can't robots do everything while I goon in my virtual reality pod
T. All of Mankind

 ā„–77013

Gorillas are aryan


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 ā„–76963[Reply]

are there any ways to deal with people treating me like a retard being overprotective and shit?
i'm a mild autist sperg that has a school aide everytime at class and people either ridiculing me or being overprotective.
any ideas?
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 ā„–76972

>>76963 (OP)
have you tried explaining to them how they are acting?

I remember there was this book I read about a kid in a wheelchair and nobody would really pick on him because when they did, bystanders would try to be nice to him but he would be even meaner to them for feeling sorry for him, so everybody just kind of felt bad for him trying to defend his dignity and nobody bothered him period.

Leave it to some normie to take up arms and be offended on your behalf

 ā„–76973

How did you get in the situation of the school forcing you to have an aid at all times?

 ā„–76974

Just use them as your slaves and be overdemanding until they give up and stop

 ā„–76979

>unironic sperg
Please kill yourself

 ā„–76981

>>76963 (OP)
have you tried not being a sperg

 ā„–77012

Everyone perceived me as a sperg, I started just being louder, talking even if I didn't have anything to say, just trying to fit in ig. I'm still "the weird one" in every group but at least I'm not being made fun of. I feel like the way I act and who I really am are completely different, but that's the only way I get by and that's ok


 ā„–76962[Reply]

Moids say about how they want to have gf then leave foids alone and make them feel like raisin.

 ā„–76967

>>76962 (OP)
Probably because the chance that we're leaving a sympathy farmer on youtube alone is a lot lot lower than somebody who will ruin our lives/reputations or ridicule us or just be a waste of time in general.

SISA femcel larp here is definitely in zero shortage of attention here btw

 ā„–76994

she's larping as a social reject at most, not a femcel.

 ā„–77010

she just has autism and wants attention, that's literally it im sure there are some guys that would definitely take care of her

 ā„–77011

ive seen atleast 1488 accounts like this 2009 is not a personality kill yourself nigger its all for attention


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 ā„–74531[Reply]

I talked to this girl on sunday and got her to laugh. I didn't ask for her number because I thought that I was pushing it. What should I say to her when I next see her?
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 ā„–76697

>>74985
She's been on winter break since the week I was going to ask her out. She comes back this week I think

 ā„–76736

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>>>74718
>'at 'appened 'p?
>'p
<unbrappable content! You have been kicked from the US border for 2 seconds!

 ā„–76952

I see her this sunday

 ā„–76987

>>76736
incomprehensible niggerbabble

 ā„–77007

>>76952
how did it go?!
>>unoriginal nigga

 ā„–77008

>>77007
she's still on break geg. I want to dm her but I shouldn't. Next week she'll be there 100%


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 ā„–76823[Reply]

For me it was an overall good year, 2025 meant more in terms of growth but I definitely did learn a lot this year. Got into xhis imageboard and more chuddy in general, got even more /fit/, only real loss was that I still haven't made much friends. But honestly, compared to the state I was in last year, I'm a whole lot better. I'm hoping 2026 will be even better, and I have some reasons to think it will be
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 ā„–76871

It was great for me i lost weight and found a way to quit masturbating i also reconnected with my friends online which made the whole year better

 ā„–76872

>>76871 and i forgot to mention that i discovered this awesome website in may

 ā„–77002

>>76831
this
<unoriginal conte-ACKKK

 ā„–77003

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>>76823 (OP)
Got decent grades, programming a vidya, im in decent shape, but I still havent found anyone I WANT to be friends with. I can talk to whoever, its just everyone is boring as FUCK. So yeh, idk what to do with that.

 ā„–77004

My cousin's dog (who i cared a lot about) died
Grandpa died and I regret not having more of a relation with him
Was insecure about my whole first year of uni cuz I was really thorn it between what I choose and my other option
Missed first day of uni cuz family wanted to go on vacation
Spent most of the year with no friends and missing my school friends tho like in the last month I got quite acquainted with one dude who I ended in a work group with tho so at least there's that
Addiction I've been struggling for a few years got worse due to the whole no friends+career insecurity thing
<
So yeah the big 25 wasn't my year

 ā„–77006

>>77004
Oh and also almost no time for vidya cuz university was taking a lot of time (at school maybe I could go 2-3 weeks without it but once the tests stopped I would have some time. Here had nothing) and grades also dropped cuz shit was harder+I was unmotivated


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 ā„–76638[Reply]

It's over for me but would any of you bigoted chudcels care to take this survey and post your results here (no datamining i promise just trying to see if there are patterns/trends) also only take this test if you're a man (whatever that means bcs penises are heckin' social constructs and you can cut them off because nothing matters sweaty o algo) foids kys

test:https://www.idrlabs.com/gender/test.php
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 ā„–76954

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Mine
<unoriginal content o algo

 ā„–76960

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Bend over.

 ā„–76968

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>>76851
it's joe over you have to chop off your penis o algo

 ā„–76969

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>ergergergergegerg

 ā„–76985

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I think im neither mascuiline nor feminine

 ā„–76990

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>>76638 (OP)
hey guys, i guess thats it

brap


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