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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–74881[Reply]

Any advice on trying to live in this day and age?

I mean in a financial way. Everything is so damn expensive, how are people even buying cars and homes? Even simple snacks and food costs too much for shitty salaries. Living expenses relative to average earnings are horrible all throughout the world, how do you guys survive?

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>>74881 (OP)
what careers or things should i do so i can earn money to make enough money to raise a family? Seems impossible with the shitty salaries and high living expenses in my country

 β„–74886

scam and con people, seriously

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>>74886
unjokly this, just scumbagmaxx. who gives af its not like you'll ever get punished in any meaningful way if you aren't retarded

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>>74881 (OP)
vp guys how do u learn ur living?



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 β„–74403[Reply]

I had 21 assignments I was supposed to turn in for biology that are all due today and I cant make them up and now its 11:31pm and I wasted my day playing 'mongus with my friends and eating like shit because now that I'm not anorexic I eat like a fucking fatass. my grade in that class will plummet and my mom will get pissed at me but its ok cus I still have my girlfriend and I love her very much.
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>>74412
met her at school during lunch and we quickly became friends then started dating

 β„–74474

It's ok just retake it next year. Just drop out of school and become a plumber. Thinking is too hard just fit pipes instead.

 β„–74476

>posted yet another thinly-veiled validation-farming thread award

 β„–74489

I do this too I procrastinate alot and never do homework or assignments I barely scraped by in high school without ever studying and i still havent fixed my stupid practises

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>>74474
sounds good but I don't know if plumbing would suit me, now that I think about it doe it actually sounds like a decent job
>>74476
I'm posting about school, every robot does this…
>>74489
well you seem to be doing alright so I think I will too

 β„–75421

Are you that guy from that one thread where you began dating the weedsmoking BPdemon? Also just ask your bio teacher if they could extend the deadline. Usually they will be willing to.



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ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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>>73812
*spits drink*

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>>73738
>1/3rd of soycacas are faggots
nigga…

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>>73832
it's like well over half as found in a /soy/ thread earlier today

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What mental retardation do you have?

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>>75403
you forgot faggotry as an option so guess i have to pick normalFAG

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>>75403
how do you think being a normalfag is a lie?



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 β„–75139[Reply]

What are some good books/resources to start learning politics?
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>>75139 (OP)
Politics is cancer

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>>75139 (OP)
playing sid meier's alpha centauri

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>>75242
>Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment.
Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Essays on Mind and Matter"
Accompanies the Secret Project "The Ascetic Virtues"

 β„–75263

Your family.
Your school.
>>>/pol/
There are no politicians or political influencers on this website.

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>>75140
Is WSJ worth paying for over just using free news sites?

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>>75402
no, not really, but my university email gives me free access. If you’re involved with an eductational institution or have such an email from some databreach you should check if you have access



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 β„–74848[Reply]

/quit/
Jannies PLZ sticky, if your gonna allow FPE brim on /soy/ one goon quitting thread wont hurt
ITT: we actually quit gooning and move on from our lives instead of making thrembillion threads coping about being one
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Ill post some of my resources
easypeasymethod.org
*new one that ive been using
https://archive.org/details/steven-slate-mark-w-scheeren-michelle-l-dunbar-the-freedom-model-for-addictions
(shorter version of the above)
https://archive.org/details/freedom-model-abridged/TheFreedomModel-ABRIDGED-NEW/mode/2up?q=The+Freedom+Model+for+Addictions
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jumping in here as someone who used to make fun of no fap people. i’ve come to the realisation that i have a masturbation addiction. not even a porn addiction. i’m constantly jacking off because im CONSTANTLY hard. and i don’t know why, i keep jacking off and barely feel any post nut guilt or clarity. sometimes the porn i watch is kind of fucked up and revolves a lot around misogyny but i’d never and i have no desire to treat a woman like that. the problem is that im always hard and horny and it sucks, especially feeling little to no guilt most of the time. i feel like im so far gone

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>>75405
i'll tell you that you're ok, i'm probably in a worse position personally lmao. it's good that you're realizing this now instead of way late into your addiction
>but i'd never and i have no desire to treat a woman like that.
yeah some of it can be fucked but i don't think it really represents who you are, at the end of all what i looked at i still ideally only want to be with one girl for my whole life if i ever get a gf. it's quite difficult for me to really forgive myself though

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i don’t even know man, on second thoughts i am addicted to porn even though i can jack off without it. i use xitter exclusively for watching porn and just had a look at my total screen time on it from last week and i am appalled. when i get bored i start searching for more extreme stuff especially towards women and if not that im watching videos of dudes jerking off. i think i am pretty far gone as this has been going on for years. i am just constantly jacking it when i have nothing to do and sometimes i even think to myself that i cant wait to go home so i can jerk off. it’s pretty bad

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>>75411
you are NOT far gone. i'm already done with my addiction and i'm never going back, but it feels like a lot of the hentai i looked at might have messed up how i view myself.
not that i have any sick desires from it but i feel "dead" thinking of it (which i obsessively do) and it stops me from really wanting to do much with my life, there's not even an attraction i get from thinking back to it, it's more like i have PTSD-lite almost every day recently. basically i really regret that any of it even happened

i feel like you can still quit before you get to a point like that

 β„–75417

you can quit by accepting the gooning

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>>75168
why are you comparing 'p to scat



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 β„–74805[Reply]

Why don't (You) give a chance to a foid that try to court (You) every day?
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>>75397
yeah all the people you just listed who have women "in love" with them are like textbook examples of betabuxxing. Essentially when women have had their fun sleeping with more attractive guys they settle for some normalcy with some oofy-doofy after having their asses stretched all while still thinking about the hotter guys who fucked them when they were in their prime. The reality is most guys who get married now a days are some afterthought of a woman. You can see this a lot with guys who only get into relationships after they've "worked on themselves" and got a degree and a high paying job (When in reality it's because they have money and some foid needs to finally find someone to take care of them). The "I know a guy" so it's different for me -ism is what a lot of people say to try and disprove the bp when in reality it just perpetrates it. The only reason a sub5 ugly looking guy can get any sort of relationship is if he's some rich millionaire and even then you really their harem of women aren't getting ay on the side? You even said yourself normies already sort of know this but refuse to connect the dots, the one thing above ALL (barring obvious extremes) is face.

>>75404
You can do that just be wary if when you start making money 25+ women suddenly start liking your personality. Relationships don't define you but you are gonna feel the need eventually.

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>>75406
Im less pessimistic about all women being whores unless u live in a total degenerate place like california with hookup culture and glorification of degeneracy
<reddit
The wider incel crises isnt due to muh women or psl or some retarded shit like that, but its due to repressed mascuilinity and an empty hole which needs to be filled, incels look to fill the hole with girls and when they fail they think all of life is over, but that hole should be filled with a craft a skill ur so passionate in you master and learn it on a video game style journey and define ur existance while making money

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>>75408
Im just relying on total luck and hope, when i become rich, i have all the resources needed to invest in finding a non whore good wife who is smart and loves me for who i am, when i mean invest i mean travel and go to places with no financial worries and just find a wife out of billions of people, im bound to find someone, im tallish average looking

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>>75408
The problem is men having it worse than women at this point in history, i don't think picking up woodworking is gonna change what people think about you. Unless you live in the fucking woods and don't interact with people ever it will always be a problem. It's not a lack of masculinity it's the fact that women can get 80% of guys and men can't, this is mainly due to the internet which has increased the competition from just your town to the entire world. If the BP was just relationships with women it wouldn't be as big but it's beyond that and the only areas it doesn't effect are in places where offy-doofies geomaxx

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>>75413
I meant mascuilinity as in a mans purpose and a deep hole that needs to be satisfied with a goal but instead men look for shallow relationships and obsession over whores to fufill the mascuiline need of adventure, challengr,learning and applying skills irl to solve problems, mans purpose transcends whores so much
But i guess for finding a truly good woman, mine and dig deep in the coal mine for a rare diamond, dont give up bros

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>>75415
I think this video does a wonderful explanation of this general concept



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 β„–75389[Reply]

seriously what is the cure to being a neet, i dont like being a neet but i also dont want to interact with retarded normies. do i just build a shack in the woods or something.

 β„–75391

Interacting with normal people outside is the main cure to being a neet though

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>>75391
most that normies talk about is war in third world countries or sports or tv i just dont care for it

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>>75393
Isn't that a reflection of you though
Sounds like you dont have very many hobbies and interests

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>>75394
you are probably right yh



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 β„–74594[Reply]

how do i cope with being chopped af and shitskin?
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>>75201
What are you using to post this?

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>>74594 (OP)
do cardio, eat better and do skincare
get surgery if you're desperate.
looksmaxxing that involves drugging yourself like a tranny is retarded and will fuck your organs up
<reddit space
anyone else, do you think picrel ascended lmao

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>>75240
He looks way better but he still looks like a 40 years old with his eyes and face

 β„–75293

>>75240
yes but It was already over for him with that kind of recession. He still needs a genio for his chin and a canthoplasty for those fucked up eyes

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>>75240
most people need surgery btw and even with surgery if your genetic base is really bad it might already be over. But you don't really know until you are fully softmaxxed so I'd say its worth a shot, being born non-white is hard I feel sympathy for the brownoids but there is still hope u can look good in spite of that.

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>>75299
I have good genes but I'm just a hungry bastard



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My confession.
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>>75210
GEG gemmy BGM

 β„–75253

trans rights trans xisters won

 β„–75254

only my best friend can decipher my accent listen to the end doe

 β„–75271

brapping this thread up at least my real friend will be happy i am sure

 β„–75272

Why dis foid talking to xer self

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>>75272
meds i was talking with another woman itt i am waiting for xer response i am curious where is she from



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At the point I’m just living and being moderately productive doing things so I don’t disappoint my parents. I don’t even enjoy things I’m supposed to enjoy anymore and I haven’t for a really long time. There is a handful of things I would be curious to witness in the future (observe world events, new movie and vidya releases, or just watch how things unfold in my family’s lives) but I’m not really looking forward to anything in my own future.
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>>74970
im esl so i dont understand what you wrote but only the rich truly enjoy the best things of life such as the best food, the best travelling experienc, the best flight experience and the most respect from the people around you since you worked hard and made it, while poor/middle class people are viewed as unrespectable bugs

 β„–75017

Finally find a stable relationship with a girl, kiss her and die

 β„–75025

I live for my wife's bull

 β„–75036

I want to be a perfect goy

 β„–75051

its a bit easier than just outright dying i suppose

 β„–75269

I joined a program with a lot of money in it but very few people. You'll see me in the news soon.



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 β„–74809[Reply]

I'm too dumb and lazy for maths and STEM in general and there's no way I am getting into university and even if I do I will get bad grades. I could get some meme degree like history or philosophy or something but there's no way I can get a decent job with that, especially not in this job market. Honestly I'd just accept that I was born for dumb labor if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to be a disappointment to my parents. It doesn't feel right. What do?
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>>74901
tsmt. just dont be lazy and useless, nobeidore cares if you just dont succeed at college or whatever

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>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


>All glory to Allah



>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z



>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

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>>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
>
>
>>All glory to Allah
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>
>>I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z
>
>
>>Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
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>Praying towards a cube but not asking it for help and simply using it as a direction for prayer since it would be weird if everyone prayed in a different direction while still and while praying in the same direction even if the cube was destroyed and being allowed to stand at the top of the cube
>Laughing at the fact that Christcucks call us fags even doe 90% of fags are from Christcuck countries
>Laughing at Aisha argument even doe it was SNCA for over 1k years

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>>75121
>muslim
>saying christcuck

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>muslim
>saying christcuck because christcuck bad



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 β„–75145[Reply]

>just do it as much as possible, I like gooning but I do it too much and now i can't even find the urge to do it anymore
this is because you are chronically elevating your prolactin levels -> low testosterone, libido and infertilty btw
instead: NEVER GOON.

 β„–75148

TSMT
if you binge goon and get careless with it,
you'll possibly end up having some painful regret like i have which i elaborated on in that /quit/ thread
it's not worth it



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