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Anonymous ## Mod 09/21/20 (Mon) 21:20:51 №58 [Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

Anonymous ## Mod 04/03/24 (Wed) 01:04:13 №13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!

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Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 16:21:53 №96217 [Reply]

wet dreams thread, ill start

I dreamt I was fucking a white haired blue skin alien girl doggystyle

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 05:29:06 №96533

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>>96515
no it was not

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 06:19:29 №96536

I had a dream where Nate fucks me

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:03:56 №96537

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i once had a dream that salt raped me and my whole entire family tree and then poopson… and then admin 6… and…. oh my fauci… my meds…. doctos? doctoes?…

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:57:20 №96545

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>I dreamt I was fucking a white haired blue skin alien girl doggystyle
So her?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 11:52:35 №96554

I was literally cock-blocked by a fucking rock that was in the girl's pants (for some fucking reason???) during one dream and so I just woke up with a raging boner and didn't even get to experience dream-sex

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 11:55:26 №96555

I was held at gunpoint

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Porn addiction research thread Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 19:05:15 №93739 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

I want to research the process of one becoming addicted to porn.
Post your stories about how you became a porn addict, got into fetishes and such. Describe what exactly holds you off from changing to the better.
I myself had a porn addiction but got rid of it thanks to deworming.
>the arrow

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 16:07:50 №96492

>>96466
>Victims spoke of abuse in homes, synagogues, forests and schools, often framed in religious language and mimicking biblical stories. More than one woman described being forced to take part in a ceremony where the abusers acted out the binding of Isaac, tying her up while they performed a makeshift circumcision ritual on her.

Ever see that movie da vinici code? That was supposed to be the big plot twist was masonic sex rituals to protect the Davidic bloodline. I have heard it argued that waco was attacked not because of the guns, but because they called themselves "branch Davidians" and this enraged the kikes.

I suspect a lot of those rituals will mirror the astarte and ashura rituals from the time, as on of the key give aways was "in the forests". The problem is how much of it is project monarch, MK ultra, or paganism? pagans are nasty sex perverts who molest children, but are also a protected class so it get's covered up. If you want more information in then look here:

https://vault.fbi.gov/the-finders

TL/DR Fbi covered up a cia sex cult, and the cia created the satanic panic to cover up their sex cults.
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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:16:18 №96502

>>96490
>EPI is horrid and shouldn't be experienced by anyone.
did you get your fetishes because of EPI?
>Huh. As much as hyper ferals in unrealistic art-styles?
feral porn is antimatter in any style. and for me gooning to anything at least partially animal is unthinkable
>At the point of my hate for anime getting open.
are your anime hate and real human hate related to each other? what made you start hating anime?
<your opinion on fursuits and fursuiters?
<why do AC characters arouse you if you like realistic art and they are cartoony?
<how often do you consume your fetish content?
<did you play any furry porn games? not mods but actual games developed for gooners

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:23:46 №96505

>>96492
>Ever see that movie da vinici code? That was supposed to be the big plot twist was masonic sex rituals to protect the Davidic bloodline.
I don't take this movie seriously, I think it's fiction, sort of red herring
>pagans are nasty sex perverts who molest children
which ones? there are lots of different pagans
>TL/DR Fbi covered up a cia sex cult, and the cia created the satanic panic to cover up their sex cults.
where did this sex cult originate from? who founded it?
and did you read parasite pill pdf? there is a theory related to ritual abuse that jews transfer parasites to their children through rituals such as circumcision

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 04:21:49 №96530

>>96502
>did you get your fetishes because of EPI?
No, I wasn't EPId by anyone on purpose, but in general.
>are your anime hate and real human hate related to each other? what made you start hating anime?
The medium in general is abhorrent, and so is the community surrounding it. "The joke is porn" really makes it annoying.
>your opinion on fursuits and fursuiters?
Didn't think much of them. Unbreedable, yes, but elsewise they just shouldn't touch minors.
>why do AC characters arouse you if you like realistic art and they are cartoony?
You must've been hit with a dose of PMR. I told you before.
>how often do you consume your fetish content?
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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 05:54:25 №96535

>>96530
He called me crazy about parasites, thank you very much

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>>96457
forcing myself to type this shit at 4AM award.
>be 14
>create a jewtube account because my favorite "influencers" ask me to "like and subscribe" for a bazillion times and i follow all they say like a good goy
>most of those channels uploaded either horror gameplays, AMV's from anime or Western comics (important later)
>at first everything is just normal but then…
>le algorithm starts to recommend me weird stuff
>it started with single videos but quickly became full playlists of suggestive and erotic content based on my preferences.
>some video examples i remember:
>a gameplay of a "horror" game about a latex-like furry creature transforming other furries (i think it was made by the same dude that did changed)
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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:14:45 №96548 [Reply]

How can i cope rejection as fast as possible?
Feel shitty, can't even sleep

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:32:01 №96549

>>96548 (OP)
You need to go to a bed and lay down and close your eyes

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:38:36 №96552

>>96549
It's not helping….

I'm taking shower for 10 hours now,
I think mold is about to appear.

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 20:14:37 №96420 [Reply]

Does anyone else just feel apathetic about society? I watch plenty of content about how much the west is falling and I honestly just don't care, sometimes I'm almost happy about it. The economy being slightly better won't suddenly fix my life. Sure, maybe it would be a minor improvement, but I'd still be an asocial retard with zero friends. I love listening to news about stuff like geopolitics and the economy but to me it's almost like it's a fictional world I'm reading about. This stuff just doesn't mean anything to me.

Maybe it's just because my future is pretty secure. My parents were pretty successful, we have a house and they've said they wouldn't kick me out. I'm not a NEET, I'm currently in college, even a fairly low paying job would be enough to pay for the house and my lifestyle isn't very expensive. I don't have much tuition because of scholarships, even if college fails I can probably get some blue collar job like an electrician, those are always hiring. Regardless, I'm not worried about my financial future. I can live with my parents until they die and considering they're in their late 50s that's probably going to be relatively soon. Most likely I'll just live a fairly quiet life by myself, no friends or wife to keep me company.

I wonder if this is a first world thing. Because I live in such a materially wealthy society I can care about things other than my immediate survival. If there's any third world chuds here I'd love to hear your perspective on this.

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 23:22:20 №96520

most things already suck so its not like theres that much left to lose
movies suck now, video games suck, politicians suck, our racial demographics are horrible, surveillance cameras everywhere etc

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 01:35:38 №96523

>>96520
Personally I'm just waiting for the inevitable mass unrest we're going to go through. It's pretty clear from how things are going right now that we're only a few years away from it. Read about The Troubles in Northern Ireland and The Years of Lead in Italy if you want to see what things will be like in America and probably the entire west over the next few years

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 02:50:42 №96527

You indeed have a pretty nice life, when I check the news about my country, I start to fear for my future

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:50:15 №96529

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i'm apathetic about everything relating to people, EXCEPT society. i've lost all empathy for individuals but with society it's kind of like a surgery patient that needs to be treated. i can't let fear and worry paralyze me once good work needs to be done, no matter how perilous
i'm an opportunist. every time i see the chance to play a bigger hand in things i have to take it, i can't stop myself even if it'll hurt me
most of the time it's a grueling ordeal but a great success in the end and i'll humiliate and/or punish some truly awful people.
there's legitimately nothing i'm better at than disassembling someone's hubris and using it against them.
manipulating a POS into losing all the status he's worked to achieve and doing it properly is a routine i have down to a T and i take great pride in doing it meticulously
but this urge to act is so gripping that it has actually gotten me in jail before too, because i mostly discipline myself to act out of spite rather than any good will

what's the use in waiting for everything to boil over? a watched pot will never boil, right? i want to light the spark that turns into an unstoppable force of good. not out of the kindness of my heart, mind you; but purely to spite globohomo. because anything pure and good to them is like sun to a vampire.

i frankly have never thought a single person who deemed themselves """apathetic""" to how the state of things will effect them, was doing it for a good reason.
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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 04:49:26 №96532

i personally dislike doomscrolling and paying attention to things like news, politics, economy, the job market, blackpilled content, or whatever doomerslop snca grifters talk about. "ai will kill us all" "the gen z incel epidemic" "trump says this n that", i have a ublock script to block recommended videos when i watch my favorite jewtubers. it's not worth the cortisol spike consuming bummer content and regardless of what happens i'll find a way to keep surviving

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:36:36 №96551

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

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What to do? Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 20:05:07 №95472 [Reply]

I am basically hopeless when it comes to making friends. I don’t even care about finding a girlfriend or whatever. I just wish I had someone at all to talk to. I’ve been deprived of any true friends for the past 9 years. I try to make friends, so it’s not a failure on my part. It’s just, no one ever cares enough to get back with me. I know I’m whining at this point, but I just don’t know what to do. I feel hopeless and like I was not made to enjoy the basic necessities that humans need to thrive. I don’t want to be tossed away to the margins of society and forgotten, I want to have someone who will remember me.

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 03:45:23 №96453

I may be a fag, but have you niggas tried making friends with each other here

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:20:15 №96542

>>96453
How would that even be possible if we’re all anonymous here and all interactions are fleeting, frivolous moments

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:23:56 №96543

why not make friends with someone on here?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:38:58 №96544

>>96543
Can this even be done without using ‘cord

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:04:59 №96546

>>96543
Making friends for the sake of making friends probably wont work, you need some type of thing to bond over like a video game or hobby and I dont know if using the sharty counts as that.
My advice would be to try to play a team based video game like a hero shooter or something like rust and make friends that way.

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:34:23 №96550

>>96544
I hate that privacy comes last when it comes to talking to other people online jews just want to intercept every single communication

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 01:46:33 №96524 [Reply]

i just weighed myself and i gained 30 pounds over the summer. i previously lost 60 pounds so i pretty much just undid half my progress over the course of a couple months and now i hate myself
<
any tips on how to be consistent in managing how much i eat?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 04:38:31 №96531

try keto diet, i've never been overweight but when i did keto it made me lean fast. just stay under 50g carbs and sugar and for carbohydrates only eat something like a rind fruit like an orange or banana.

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:06:44 №96538

idk dude i js distract myself from eating via playing talking with someone watching a movie till i really gotta eat

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:16:31 №96540

just do 10k steps a day and eat animal based in a 500 deficit you will be lean in no time

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 08:14:33 №96547

Two meals a day and no sugar, I did that and my doctor was afraid that I was going to develop anorexia lmao

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:17:49 №96541 [Reply]

sometimes before i go to bed my mind randomly overwhelms itself with suicidal thoughts like a temptation to just throw myself off my 22 story apartment but i know i'll never have the strength to do that. i do feel a lot better after thinking about killing myself and dismissing it than before though

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 07:12:52 №96539 [Reply]

>>>96378
>Bro, why are you laughing? I don't know what should I do
>>just kys bro
>I can't right, and I already tried one time when I was 8

why would you try to do that at dat age bro what

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Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 21:35:03 №96235 [Reply]

Autistic men are the most oppressed group in society

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 19:26:38 №96412

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>>96408
<unoriginigger content

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 20:54:48 №96422

>>96408
Autistic people are like the Jews, every political ideology all across the political spectrum has utilized our abilities, and all of them have a history of oppressing/genociding us.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 22:23:43 №96432

>>96392
kill yourself, retard
>originaliano

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 20:51:48 №96511

Good
you niggers are the worst and deserve genocide

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 21:35:16 №96514

>>96511
But why doe?

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 05:51:02 №96534

>>96511
You will be slaughtered niggertypical

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 23:36:36 №96439 [Reply]

i cross the street when i see hot girls walking in my direction. fuck my ugly chud life

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 16:29:32 №96495

bro they cross the street away from ME geg, its been happening for so long that if me and a girl are on the sidewalk walking in opposite directions towards eachother I'll start running just to watch them freak out. I've done this a couple of times already

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 17:22:54 №96497

>>96446
>i feel like elliot rodger
do any of you bpfags even know he shot up people just because he couldnt get stacy?

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 23:27:34 №96521

I do this too, last week i made the mistake of walking past a group of foids and as i was walking past them my hair was fucked up because it was a windy day and she made fun of me for it and they laughed

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 23:31:01 №96522

the life of a chud is grim

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 02:15:26 №96525

every time hot girls see me they laugh. i've tried making my hair, having skincare but they just laugh every time

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 02:45:53 №96526

>>96521
foids in packs multiply their wickedness

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Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 18:48:54 №96299 [Reply]

i got $1000 and i can't even think of anything i would want to buy

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 18:55:24 №96404

get a audiophile set up

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 18:58:48 №96407

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>>96404
AYO THIS JIT CRACKS AUDIO

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 23:39:41 №96443

>>96404
DOCTOOOOOS MOOOOOODS THE AUDIO FILE WAS CREATED YESTERDAY YOU SICK FUCK

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 22:01:37 №96517

>i got $1000 and i can't even think of anything i would want to buy
donate it all to african civil wars so they shoot at eachother more

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 22:26:29 №96518

>>96299 (OP)
invest it

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 22:28:02 №96519

>>96299 (OP)
buy 2 shares of AAPL

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 16:29:28 №96494 [Reply]

What are some actually good christian youtubers? Im tired of neocon polslop judeo-christians and want to find some actual informative content. Please do tell.

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 16:49:06 №96496

>What are some actually good christian youtubers? Im tired of neocon polslop judeo-christians and want to find some actual informative content. Please do
Redeemed Zoomer but he might goon to p' mi amigo o algo

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 17:39:12 №96499

I don't think you will find any good ones on jewtube

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:17:40 №96503

lmao nigga u r retarded
youtubers? why dont you just read the book or whatever

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:54:25 №96506

>>96503
I do read books and THE book as well. I just wanted some informative content. As a protestant blud myself redeemed zoomer makes some good points but im hesitant since i don't know if he supports fake modern israel or is some other kind of degen

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 19:02:19 №96507

harmony. its a group of people who make orthodox documentaries. if you arent orthodox you could still watch their videos on early church saints.

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 20:11:28 №96510

>>96507
Im very interested in orthodoxy. Its the second state church in my country. I feel like i align with more orthodox views of christianity than protestant. I will check them out thanks

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 14:48:13 №95429 [Reply]

in gonna quit porn (again) with the easypeasy method (again x2), is there anything extra i should know?
also how do i deboooonk the pleasure question? any help is appreciated

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 19:41:15 №96413

>>96400
thanks for the info

turkey tom and his giggly goon video is one of the best "dont goon" psas ever. while i was already addicted then it did make me realise that i need to quit and never go that far

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 09:06:49 №96469

btw, if you started porn young, do they stay? what about if you also quit young? do they also stay then?

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 14:48:00 №96484

>>96469
depends on what you consider young. I started gooning at 13 (with fetishes) but had weird sexual urges from 10-11 or even earlier, just didn't know how to release them. it all went away after deworming but fetishes return a bit after reinfections. there's a theory that parasites can rewire your biochemistry (and behavior) if kept for too long and it remains even after killing them, it's already snopes'd by soyence for toxoplasma. glad it's not my case.
instead of taking guesses you should try hard to de-fetishize yourself

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 15:07:22 №96486

>>96484
i started at 15 and stopped at 16. still not sure if its works or not but since the pills are pretty cheap, natural and dont have side effects ig its worth a try

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 15:28:05 №96489

>>96486
it's better than my case was, I think you won't have much trouble eradicating fetishes

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 19:55:12 №96508

>>96489
thanks for the help man

as an update, i feel less horny since i started taking the pills. at first to be completely honest i thought deworming is bullshit but it might actually work

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 11:24:01 №96370 [Reply]

Crossposting this from /soy/
Hi, guys.
I'm 18 years and I accidentally masturbated for the first time in my life 2 days ago. I tried to fuck a air balloon filled with water in my bathroom (second attempt), but accidentally cummed when I tried to get hard. I only lasted about 15 seconds. I was really terrified and disappointed in myself, and I promised Hitler that I will never masturbate again. The feeling was only moderately pleasurable.
The problem is that I'm very often sexually aroused with no way to free this energy. No matter how hard I study or work, this disgusting desire comes back. I have high-T, due to exercising and decent nutrition, but I'm too autistic to ever have sex with a real woman any time soon, if not at all.
I'm not Christian, but I'm still despise gooners and their weakness, but how am I different from them? The best part about the act was post-nut clarity, disgusting desire finally disappeared, my mind and my perception of the world have severely sharpened. I was really angry that I broke my 18 years nofap streak, and I even beat myself for it.
What should I do? Should I go on another years long nofap streak and wait until I will find a girlfriend (which will probably never happen), and get tortured by the disgusting desire?

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 17:03:25 №96393

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>>96390
>I think in sharty posts.
>I argue with xitteroids and redditors all the time in my head.
>I feel like they are not real objects, just 3d renders.
>All good stuff is in internet. Loyal friends, bloody battles, exciting adventures, infinite knowledge and hot babes.
>I have been chronically online since 5
holy shit OP, please tell me this is just a high effort bait post and you ain't actually retarded. GEG.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 17:24:24 №96396

>>96391
What should I do? I feel like there is nothing to do on internet anymore, except for sharty. All forums are dead, normgroid sites are all retarded. I tried to make friends on telegram, but people mostly just ignored me.
I wouldn't say I'm real shut-in, because I don't have separate room, where I could rot in silence like rich kids does, and I'm also forced to go to school
>>96393
>holy shit OP, please tell me this is just a high effort bait post and you ain't actually retarded. GEG.
I'm not really joking for the most part

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 14:29:20 №96481

>>96382
i laughed because you are pathetic and now i laugh because you are stupid

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 17:57:34 №96500

>>96370 (OP)
nigga how do you even come up with that

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 18:11:55 №96501

>>96370 (OP)
I feel empathy for you bro, if you ever need to talk or feel like kys feel free to chat,
made a burner 'cord:
party_attender / Party Attender

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:20:10 №96528

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>>96501
>cord
doctos, calling the fbi o algo on you.

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