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Anonymous ## Mod 09/21/20 (Mon) 21:20:51 №58 [Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

Anonymous ## Mod 04/03/24 (Wed) 01:04:13 №13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!

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ob Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 11:08:10 №92742 [Reply]

/ob/ won
the jedi won
Luke won
sith lost
darth lost

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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 01:08:21 №92517 [Reply]

What was the biggest mistake you made in your romantic life?

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 12:23:02 №92694

>>92576
Somephono I knew from highschool did this (exact same ages too geg) and it broke him after she left that he never left the house and everyone lost contact with him. Whatever she did to him must’ve been insane, I miss him

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 12:38:53 №92695

Sending my life savings to a nigerian prince I met on facebook back in 2008

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:35:46 №92723

>>92685
which method would you recommend, nigger

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:49:15 №92724

>>92723
Self immolation

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:52:16 №92725

>>92723
I don't know which one of those two people I replied to you are but if you meant "coming out" as going outside or some shit then sorry, if not, then still don't kill yourself nigga. Suicide is retarded and life is worth living for.

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 04:50:37 №92739

>>92723
helium asphyxiation

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green'toss & some questions Chud 05/20/26 (Wed) 02:57:58 №88807 [Reply]

>Kike moves into my house a month or two ago because his grandparents kicked him out, but my parents like him for some reason
>Get home today after first day of training at new job
>Tell my mom about my schedule
>She starts making a huge deal about the fact that I get off work at the same time that Kike's graduation ceremony starts, eb&oe he goes to a shitty school with <50 people, and he's only friends with around three of them, so the whole thing's snca other than one of his several wiggerspawn half-sisters, who I've never even heard of and he hasn't seen since he was a caca, being there for some reason
>Tell them I didn't feel like going in the first place
>Zone out looking at the chicken pot pie in the oven
>Hear a bunch of retardbabble and realize both Kike and my mom are yelling at me
>Kike shouts "you could've just said that you couldn't make it," eb&oe my mom was aleady leaking about it to him while I was in the room
>Try to yell over them
>They won't shut the fuck up
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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:20:16 №90070

>>88807 (OP)
Any updates op?, its been a long time since you responded, im assuming you beat the shit out of him and somehow got your devices confiscated, or you got kicked out and didnt find a place to stay

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 22:59:56 №90242

>>90070
I punched him the other night, but he just fell on his ass and curled up on the floor, flailing his legs at me while yelling some niggerbabble along the lines of “Ayo what da fuck, mayne!” Then my parents immediately ran in because our house is such a tiny shitbox, and my dad pulled me back before I could stomp on the kike. Doebeit, I didn’t end up getting in any real trouble, I think largely because I only got to hit him once. Afterward, I actually got to go a few days without the kike or my mom trying to bother me, geg. Also, he’s almost definitely not getting hired at my job. I could go into more detail about recent events, but it’s mostly snca, and I haven’t had any opportunities to run into his girlfriend. Truly, nothing ever happens

Chud 06/05/26 (Fri) 18:16:55 №90441

Why the fuck did the grannys kikes kick this faggot Kike out in the first place?

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:50:45 №90494

>>90441
Because he’s an annoying, useless, safesleazy kike, and they’re goycattle (((conservative))) boomers who have hated him for years. His family tree is like a ditch full of kudzu, so I don’t know exactly where he gets his kike genes from. Seeing as his grandmother doesn’t necessarily look jewish and her husband isn’t actually his grandfather, his actual grandfather must have been a kike, making his father, who he looks identical to, half kike. His mother is literally a whore, geg, so I don’t know if she’s also a kike, but I wouldn’t be surprised because he was born in Jew England

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 22:41:59 №92441

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It’s been a while, but this one’s kind of gemmy. My mom just found out that the kike’s been stealing cups and hiding them under his bed, geg. He must have been feeling extra greedy because he took at least five. While she was in his room, she also saw that it was full of moldy drink cans, dirty clothes and towels, etc., so she finally admitted that he’s a nasty slob. He’s not home right now, and I doubt much will come of it, but she was pretty pissed because he lied about not knowing where the glasses were for weeks, and some of them are expensive or limited edition. Hopefully he gets on her nerves enough for her to kick him out sometime soon, but in any case, I should be moving into a dorm for at least the first semester of college in a month or two

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:10:10 №92736

My mom just got a call from the kike, and she tells me he claimed to have just had his pinkie removed in a car accident, and she could hear him asking a paramedic if he was going to die. My parents just left to visit him at the hospital, so I don’t know how bad it is, but they tell me his grandparents will be the ones paying for whatever happens, so I can still go to college. I’ll post an update if anything interesting happens, but the kike’s a massive faggot, so I’ll bet he was just being melodramatic

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:14:26 №92727 [Reply]

I know I should get out my house more and le socialize, but really have no idea where to go. Any ideas?
>inb4 cafe, bar
no meme answers

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:25:42 №92728

this isn't the 1900s. the internet is the best tool. find internet communities based on being local to your area. nobody meets people irl anymore

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:33:09 №92729

>this isn't the 1900s. the internet is the best tool. find internet communities based on being local to your area. nobody meets people irl anymore
Pretend I posted a happy merchant I keep getting filtered

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:56:43 №92731

>>92728
yeah facts if you actually want to meet people that have shit in common with you discord is your best bet nowadays unless there is some sort of irl alternative

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 23:25:56 №92732

>>92731
Kys obsessed 'cordnigger

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 23:29:49 №92733

do you go to college? they probably have clubs you can go to. Every college i know has a movie club.

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Chud FoMDb58! 07/05/26 (Sun) 19:54:45 №92164 [Reply]

How much of a loser are (you)?

This is in terms of your social life

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Chud Nakds6F2 07/12/26 (Sun) 16:18:08 №92550

>20 normalfags

Chud anqYcWYD 07/12/26 (Sun) 16:23:41 №92551

>>92550
I don't understand what these niggers are doing here in the first place

Chud 7VfQzvt2 07/13/26 (Mon) 20:51:52 №92641

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>>92550
Fuck you nigger, just because I don't rot in my room all day doesn't mean that I am normalfag.

Chud p7^rHZoh 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:20:47 №92705

>>92550
I used to think of myself as normal even&doe I was a retard, they're probably just lying to themselves honestly

Chud RKG23jhC 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:21:41 №92721

i used to be a complete fucking loser with basically 0 real friends a couple years ago.
now i’m doing a bit better, i’ve got some friends who i hang out with. every girl who’s shown any interest in me ive fumbled tho, i really don’t know how to talk to them.

Chud d^SPWFvb 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:48:10 №92730

mostly a loser, i have a friend group but other than that i work a shitty part time job and have never even held hands with a girl

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My life is a nightmare Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 22:10:42 №92499 [Reply]

>Born 5 weeks prematurely cause my mom had breast cancer and APPARENTLY I would fucking die in the womb o algo
>Ever since I was little I was bullied for being different and acting weird
>Since 2014-2015 I feel like a fucking ghost and empty, like seriously i dont feel as full emotionally and comfortable as before.
>always bullied by the popular kids, never allowed outside until i was 14, monitored constantly
>Had a crush i was soo OBSESSED with i dedicated whole book to and took creepshots of her, around 200 pages or so, i learnt she already had a fucking bf which drove me into a state i cant even fucking describe, i broke down crying on the toilet cutting myself
>once back in 2019, the Popular girls posted pictures of me on instagram calling me slurs (im white and skinny btw)
>i had a deep self harm addiction since age of 12
>i tried to kill myself same year using my fathers Venlafaxine, 2000mg in the morning, i got a seizure in school and teachers had to call a ambulance
>spent like 2 weeks in my local hospital then 5 weeks in a mental hospital with bunch of retards forced to do group therapies
>Diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder in 2022
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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 10:55:17 №92544

>>92528
I would but its very private

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:14:20 №92672

look man I get it, we get it, dont be like saint eliot, you gotta look into improving
<
Lets start with the cutting, I get self destructive behavior, I do. It isnt the way, its pathetic and you outta be slapped for it.
<
you need to pray, you need to keep your family away, you need to stop going to therapy, you need to move if you can, what you got therapy clearly isnt helping(suprise suprise cause therapy is a scam to keep you mentally ill), talk to women, smoke a joint, and relax

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:46:19 №92675

>>92544
die then nigge

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:53:44 №92683

that's just a slightly below average life in the west you self-pitying faggot
4/10
my life was wayyyy worse

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 10:45:00 №92688

>>92683
what's it like being a raped child soldier in the DRC

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:59:39 №92726

>>92683
Still for me its fucking shit
>>92672
Yeah i probably need to stop going to therapy this shit isnt helping, i tried self medicating with anything i could before

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:47:10 №92676 [Reply]

I'm going to kill some of you. No, you won't get advance notice.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:16:21 №92678

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Come and take it frogcaca.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:25:36 №92679

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I'll kill you first.

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shtok ya goy mikraker

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:18:06 №92690

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Youre a nigger
<un- AAAAAAAAACK

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:07:32 №92716

not if i kill you first

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for some reason my comments arent going through. the fuck? where do i go to get/ask for help?

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 01:18:58 №92587 [Reply]

i think about this post pretty often.

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 20:52:34 №92642

>oh my fauci a 4cuck creepypasta that came out when I was 3 yeeaarrss old!!1

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 21:01:27 №92645

>>92642
six, you b*got

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:41:49 №92693

tfr catharsis reference

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:33:16 №92711

life quality and technology is only improving though

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:40:26 №92712

what the fuck did my post not go through or something? im being shadowbanned for my reply or something.
anyways, i said that life quality and wealth is increasing overall, so this is false.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:11:43 №92717

>>92693
we’re living in a tfr cognoscenti path rn

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:44:38 №92444 [Reply]

Are (you) happy?

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 13:10:43 №92467

No….
Everything is failing apart.

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 15:55:52 №92615

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yes i feel way better thanks for asking

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 16:02:02 №92617

No but I am somewhat calm

I wish there were smart people who weren't as sociopathic and controlling as the chuds here

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 16:28:51 №92621

No. Not at all.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 05:54:41 №92668

im on the verge

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:05:37 №92707

i think im unhappy but im also way better than i was at my worst so whatever im grateful and ultimately im chill rn. you stop complaining when you realize life could be so much worse. im talking compared to schizophrenia or near death experiences

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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 16:12:02 №92549 [Reply]

I want to stick my penis inside a vagina

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 13:00:58 №92696

>>92638
trvke. i don’t find discussions like this disgusting. sex is a part of human nature and definitely psychological in some ways. i wish i could get a doctorate to become a sexologist. the psychology behind sex and kink is vastly interesting to me

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 13:26:02 №92697

>>92638
shut the fuck up porn addicted faggot

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 13:41:39 №92698

>>92657
>I speak from firsthand experience
sucking your dick doesnt count blud 💀💀💀

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 16:15:05 №92699

>>92657
Everyone here is repulsed by you btw

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:07:05 №92701

welcome to the club bud

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:51:55 №92706

>I want to stick my penis inside a vagina
do what i did and get a prostitute. you'll realize it's overrated

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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:11:18 №92398 [Reply]

i feel like i'm too ugly to have a crush on someone

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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 18:27:40 №92555

~~>>92554~~
fuck you mean 60k from roblox

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 19:14:25 №92566

>>92555
his dad works for roblox and he gave fellatio to the supervising manager. the 60K are pederast wages.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:01:29 №92671

>>92398 (OP)
ugly isnt a problem chuddy, i am ugly and i have a girl… really the issue is social skill

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:32:31 №92674

>>92671
this is why it’s entirely over for ugly autists

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 10:39:55 №92687

>>92671
>personality
How tall are you

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:19:37 №92704

>>92671
absolute trvke, obsessing over attractiveness is cope because that atleast gives you something you can fix. You will never fix your mental retardation, it will always be part of you, accept that and stop wasting your time looksmaxxing

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 09:30:27 №92684 [Reply]

going back to college at 23 im going to be taking remedial math classes with retards just out of high school im fucking why didnt i take my life more seriously

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 10:20:31 №92686

yeah robot, agepill hits different and its extremely brutal. im 21 and i cant believe im still regularly lurking on the bald man of glasses website. i feel like i never actually grew up and i dont know how to. im doing an apprenticeship right now, stuck in a class full of 18 year olds. i couldnt finish mine on time earlier thanks to severe ocd, a string of bad decisions, and an overall precarious life situation that kept piling up on me. that loser feeling is soul crushing, trust me i get it too. i still havent figured out how to actually cope with it either. grinding forward is really the only move we got at this point, theres no other way through it

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:10:37 №92689

>>92686
no one ever truly feels like an adult we're all mentally 17 permanently

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:17:08 №92703

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>no one ever truly feels like an adult we're all mentally 17 permanently

Grow up faggot

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 15:40:45 №92135 [Reply]

I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.

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Congrats, faggot

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №92700

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>I'm Jewish but I have a bizarre mental disorder that causes me to simultaneously deny and celebrate the Holocaust and swear allegiance to Hitler while denouncing the Talmud and advocating for TKD. Should I be concerned? Nobody believes me.
>It's getting really bad. I was at my cousin's bar mitzvah last year and I suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to shout "Heil Hitler" while doing a double Roman salute. Nobody believes me. It's like I'm possessed by an evil spirit that compels me to do the most antisemitic thing possible in almost any scenario. It's like having Tourette's but specialized for antisemitism.
originale

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:15:09 №92702

>>92135 (OP)
Many such cases in actual fact!

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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:49:30 №92402 [Reply]

when does it get better

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 15:05:15 №92468

>>92450
I frankly doubt they'd care and from the sheer neglect and sabotaging me every time someone did give me a chance by insisting i was an unironic untouchable retard to everyone behind my back, they'd absolutely deserve the horror.

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 18:49:08 №92558

>>92450
That's why you do it in a public place so the world that betrayed you can be traumatized instead of your innocent(but sightless) parents

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 19:08:10 №92560

>>92558
I have thought about that but your family would probably have to deal with an equal amount of pain to know their child was secretly a monster the whole time. At least with regular suicide it can be chalked up to sadness. Though I suppose it depends on them, and also on who you want to hurt.

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 07:50:11 №92598

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It never gets better, but you have no choice but to move on

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 05:57:48 №92669

>>92450
this is genuinely the only thing keeping me going

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:31:37 №92692

"Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still." - Inspiring Chinese Proverb