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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

 β„–13296

Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!



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 β„–83978[Reply]

most of the femoyim are uncaring zogslaves that uphold 0 morality and just does what makes them feel good and get the most money, to the destruction of soyciety. The majority of them think theres nothing wrong with child sacrifice (statistically Snopes confirmed)
In the old covenant they would take such people as slaves
Slavery is bad and all but theyre already slaves to lizard people who hate their guts and chaos encanted demons, so
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>>84198
^will never happen award

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>>84236
>abuse is good as long as its attention from Chad or models my relationship with my father
and which tranny subreddit did you pull ts image from

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>>84236
somebaldi edit ts so left is spadeson and right dreamybvll tnx

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>>84236
hornyson on the left

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>>84236
left is trans (mtf) if that wasn't already obvious

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>>84236
unironically attractive



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 β„–84256[Reply]

One inch of chin projection and I could have been htn or maybe even chadlite.


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 β„–84226[Reply]

Is what I'm doing with my life weird? Am I behind everyone else?

I'm 18 for context
I just found out that my best friend had been dating some foid to "test" if he was alone of his own volition o algo. I was convinced he was equal to me in that he didn't have much of a social life, but hes been doing all that apparently, and after telling the girl he didn't gaf and insulting her she leaked. Before this point he nearly had sex with her, but he stopped just before doing it because they were drunk and he didn't want to risk it
Everybody my age seems to have done some sort of crazy social thing, or have shit going on in their lives. I'm not doing good at school because I can't push myself to revise, and otherwise I do nothing interesting. I go to school, i go home, i go to school, i go home, rinse, repeat ad eterna. Ev&doe I'm older than my friend I only just went to my first party with alcohol today. I'm a mid-tier white guy, ~6ft, so its not like im repulsive to people visually, and i probably have some sort of assburgers but its not severe enough that i can't make friends. My friend is probably autistic too, but the nigga told me he wants to spend uni fucking around. I thought he was better than this, but I guess hes the same as the majority then. I have basically only him as a "close" friend along with one other guy, but hes a lot more similar to me in his interests and isn't very social at all. I feel like ev&doe I try to be nice to people, I struggle to find others I click with, and I don't get invited many places by others. I don't think anybody necessarily dislikes me, more that they simply don't care.

Am I behind everyone else for not having a large social circle or social life? I feel like a subhuman after hearing that basically everybaldi at my school has had some sort of romantic experience, some sort of crazy social experience, and I might be the only one who nobody remembered about when the invites were sent, that was forgotten instantly, that had no impact on anybody. People who have a hostile shy personality get attention, my friend is probably less attractive than me, is there anything im doing wrong or just bad luck

Feeling like the biggest oofy doofy in a room of people who act like them but are secretly all hypersocials. This post isn't necessarily about female attention, more about not having these social events in my life

sorry for the massive paragraph, at least it isn't the thrembillionPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>84226 (OP)
you're probably just like the rest of everyone else here
>Am I behind everyone else for not having a large social circle or social life?
yes. the normgroidim social mog brutally
>my friend is probably less attractive than me, is there anything im doing wrong or just bad luck
just talk to people then, nigger. if that nigger can get a date so could you if you aren't autistic about it

 β„–84234

in this case being different doesn't equate to being subhuman imo
havent dated, been to parties, whatever… not something to need worry about my friend

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>>84234
Thanks 'teen

>>84230
It isn't even that I can't talk to girls, theres at least 2 that willingly talk to me so its not that. I'm just really picky about who I would like to date because I don't see any reason to fuck around, the drama and cortisol spikes from the kinds of interactions hookups would cause aren't worth it for me. I don't want to devote my time to trying to get a girl that I can't see myself spending my future with. I do talk to people, but maybe the limited number of girls I talk to is what is holding me back and I haven't found someone that "click"s.

My secondary was a boys school and I barely spoke to girls in primary, so my first "real" interactions with the opposite gender were only like ~2 years ago. Hopefully when I go to uni I can expand the social groups im in, that way I might find someone i like through exposure. I'm not going on dating apps or random parties/clubs doebeit, the foids that I would find there are most likely going to be sluts

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>>84246
not about to be that guy in the club who spent weeks trying to get a girl only for some nigger like clavicular to take her in 13ms leaving me in the cuck position

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>>84226 (OP)
>I feel like ev&doe I try to be nice to people, I struggle to find others I click with, and I don't get invited many places by others. I don't think anybody necessarily dislikes me, more that they simply don't care.
you will never 'click' with anybody cuz thats just made up bro
also, people aren't social because they're really interested in people, its not like they're especially disinterested in you, they're looking for something else
what that is depends on the person, some just want to yap bout deyself and others just want to get high
>my best friend had been dating some foid to "test" if he was alone of his own volition o algo
your friend is actually a pretty good example of this

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I hate these threads so much because this is exactly my life except I will come back and OP will post an update β€œwow guys I made it” meanwhile I’m still the same as I ever was. And then I have further reason to feel resentment for myself because I know it’s me that is holding myself back and not anything innate.
>>84246
You probably have a similar temperament to me since I went to regular integrated public school but my parents are religious and I was discouraged from dating. So now I’m in uni and don’t even want to date because that desire has been suppressed.
I will stfu now since this is your thread not mine.



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 β„–84253[Reply]

Make all nusois read dis


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 β„–84176[Reply]

i goon to futa ama
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 β„–84183

BAIT go up

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BAIT stay right here

 β„–84190

Does saging really bump the thread on r9krampus
QLMJEYLA

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>>84190
Afaik normal sage doesnt move post at all and supersage pulls it down in the log

 β„–84206

actual slopjak wtf

 β„–84249

GEM go up NOW



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 β„–84223[Reply]

Blogpost that will sound fake and gay, but foids somehow find me attractive even tho I avoid interacting with anyone if not out of necessity. I remember there were foids flirting with me since middle school, some were even older than me. Some went on for several months but I just either ignored them or told them to fuck off because I'm a schizoid chudcel. In high school some foids approached me once telling me their friend wanted to talk to me and I just told them I didn't feel like talking to anyone. The most recent case was a foid in my college course inviting me for dinner to her house and I told her I was busy just to don't tell I didn't want to.
I'm in my early 20s and I'm a kissless virgin, if that matters.

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what are you doing on this board then? were they all fat sheboons?

 β„–84225

actual volcel

 β„–84229

>>84223 (OP)
why are you on the sherdee then? Did you not like a single girl that was so clearly interested in you?
If you didn't, have you considered that you might just be a massive fag who isn't interested in girls at all?

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>>84224
>>84229
I told you, I'm schizoid. Aside from the occasional instinct to reproduce I couldn't give less of a shit about relationships and no, none of them were sheboons, most of them were at least a 7/10.

 β„–84243

I'll just assume what you are saying is right, if not, congrats, I gave you a reppey.
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Are you actually schizoid, the clinical diagnosis, or just introverted and detached? If you are just really introverted and stuff, chances are you just haven't found someone you would click with yet.
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Also, I don't think you mentioned, but does it actually bother you? If you actually are schizoid then you should be just a cold heart sigma or whatever and not care about people much no?

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>>84243
I don't know how much I should trust the the-rapist about the schizoid thing, I just think having to deal with others is a pain in the ass at worst, a nuisance at best. Now why I would tell everyone I get foids to flirt with me while I reject them on the lonely autist imageboard, making it look like I'm bragging about it? Eh, I just found the whole thing funny since most people would consider it gay or retarded.



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 β„–83996[Reply]

How big is your penis, /r9k/?
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7 inches with normal girth idk i never measured my girth

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>>84025
no way you got bottom surgery

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>>84179
Hell nah i’m never getting any of the surgeries, Im already flat and don’t desire a penis enough to get a dysfunctional tube of skin sutured onto me

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>>84131
why are you posting on this board if you have a boyfriend jsid quote

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>>84235
Because I was using this site way before we started dating. He knows I use it and doesn’t care. I’m not stopping using the sharty just because I’m in a relationship. I have free time and I want to spend some of it here

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>>84237
funny bait geg



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 β„–84208[Reply]

i unironically fantasize about killing my parents and especially my mother. they neglected the hell out of me. my dad was a serial alcoholic and my mom is schizophrenic. i just want to kill them for bringing a double digit iq shitskin onto this world.
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>>84212
geg don't fall for this retarded ass boomer thinking, that is the bare minimum. You didn't choose to be born on this earth these are things that should be expected out of every parent.
<space
You don't have to forgive them OP but you should really work on moving out easier said than done IK but think of how shitty life would be the longer you stay with ur parents.

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>>84210
i’ve already moved out, so i don't live with them anymore. at least for now. but i’m constantly struggling with my own inadequacy. things that would come naturally with a normal upbringing. i’m an abused dog. i actually wasn’t even supposed to be born. the doctor told my mother that she probably had a tumour in her uterus and that i must be aborted. she was adamant about not having an abortion, so she went to a different hospital. her decision to give birth to me was influenced by her religious beliefs. i’ll never forgive her for that. that fucking bitch. my clitty is leaking! why would anyone neglect their children? i want to kill my parents in the most brutal way possible. i wish i had a gun.

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>>84219
Im guessing you're a mudshit immigrant. Go tarrant on them in minecraft

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>>84219
>i wish i had a gun

go join the army and die for the antichrist

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>>84208 (OP)
If you hate them that much cut contact with them and ignore them as much as you can

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>You didn't choose to be born on this earth these are things that should be expected out of every parent.
HOLY REDDIT



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 β„–84051[Reply]

Meanest thing someone said to you?
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 β„–84187

>Are you actively trying to be a failure anon?

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>>84173
hey don't be mean to ur fellow robots

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>>84193
sorry chuddy, but if its repeated often enough it must be true
(posted from my neuralink)

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>>84204
I've seen your posts on r9k a lot, wondering whats the original of the manga panels you use

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>>84228
its NHK, he posts on /a/ once in a while too

 β„–84232

So you really care what anyone says about you? Pussy ass nigga



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 β„–84003[Reply]

Being sedentary is so boring tbh. Like if it's daytime and I'm not at uni/work/eating then i'm always playing basketball or just walking around and i go to home only at evening time where i would post on sherdee, play videogames or rap. I don't understand how there are young niggas just sitting their ass all day playing videogames or posting on imageboards, it's too boring
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>>84039
I feel so shit when I don't go outside in a while doebeit, the monotony of school-home-school-home gets to my head and i start wanting to ACK
At home i'll play vidya, watch history stuff on das 'tube or use the fuggen sherdee but its clear this isn't what the human mind and body was made for.

I plan on leaving this shithole of a country and heading somewhere with more than 60 days of sunshine a year the second i can find a company that will hire me from there

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>>84040
do this
also never give up on your hobbies like rapping and whatnot because a 4’9 shartynigger said so.
sometimes those small hobbies are what keep you going and you don’t even know it.

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>>84042
im not op, i don't make nigga music
But yeah, if you enjoy a hobby that isn't harmful and it helps keep the rope away, why would you stop doing so because some nophono online told you to stop

>just let people enjoy things, CHUD

Ofc theres some things that are intrinsically depraved, 'ooning to anime 'p might not harm people directly but its still wrong. Having a moral compass should be enough to tell you what is acceptable and what isn't

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>>84040
If you are Syrian will you buy me a ticket and drive me to east Syria to join IS?

 β„–84213

lets form a band

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>>84184
cross the turkish border like any sandnigger with a brain, either take the erdogan handouts or a rubber boat to greece



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 β„–84215[Reply]

Jesus was not a jew he went against the rabbis and jews that did stuff the old way. Talmud call his a demon in hell burning in excrement. Muslims also want to call him that because they lost geg and their prophets is basically a ancient Diddy and likes little kids. Like Muhammed made Aisha clean semen like this is the 2nd most followed religion. Jews also work with mudsliimes like in immigration like how jews send mudslimes with 91.3 iqs to europa to "BTFO" the europeans even doe europeans can btfo 100000 mudslimes.

 β„–84216

Also Mossad agents like big stein use their power to corrupt the church.

 β„–84217

>Jews also work with mudsliimes like in immigration like how jews send mudslimes with 91.3 iqs to europa to "BTFO" the europeans even doe europeans can btfo 100000 mudslimes.

I doubt it. A lot of Zionist politicans are extremely against Muslim immigration.

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>>84217
jews have been using 'slimes since long before toledo, they've always seen islam as the broom for judaism to kill off Christianity so their messiah can come



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 β„–81944[Reply]

>maybe I will be a real woman
i suffer from gender dysphoria
I treat gender dysphoria the same way one would treat any other mental illness, as something bad to be suppressed
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So, I want to stop suffering from gender dysphoria, can anyphono suggest me therapy that won't strap me to a chair and chainsaw my penis off and charge me 900,000 dollars?
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>>82577
Read parasite pill on the 'ki. Trannyism has both biochemical and social roots, and one empowers the other. By killing tranny worms you'll get immune to grooming shit and also get rid of desire to goon

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>>81944 (OP)
Take some aswhaganda. It costs like 4 bucks at your local herb store and mix it with tea.

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>>82449
Is it too late to fix voice when i'm 22?

 β„–83825

spend less time 'ooning to begin with, its best to stop completely but at least try to reduce to start with
<reddit space
I'm not religious but I feel like you could talk to a random priest at a church about this and ask for help. Make sure its an actual church like a catholic one and not some gay circlejerk "we accept everybody here" types. YWNBAW. Don't even try. A good way to stop yourself from wanting to be one is to look at the end result. Search up images of Male to Female trans "people" and look at how weird they look. Also maybe search up "twink death", even the troons ACKnowledge that this shit expires at 30 GEG.
When it comes to 'ooning, also make sure to cut out anything weird. No tranime porn, nothing that is a fetish. At least make it so your brain sexualises what it should if you must goon.
>>82566 i found like 3 different books with that name, can you link the copy you are talking about, im interested in reading this shit

On a side note how do I un-fag my sister. She got caught into Troony Folx's trap when I didn't know anything about undertale/deltatroon other than it being the megalovania game, and I was still pretty bluepilled at the time too. The other day she shows me a picture of "tricky toby" o algo thats the troon crossdressing, and when I told her its weird she acted all condescending. She isn't a fag/tranny herself but she once tried to go enby (thank GOD my parents aren't retarded and shut her down immediately), but she still attends her schools LGBT club for whatever fucking reason. I've tried hinting her to leave it and spend her lunch doing literally ANYTHING else, but half her friends think they are fags since its in a rich white majority area. I'm lucky half my school was sandniggers, at least they don't tolerate troons

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Do something that will make you feel proud to be a man. Do martial arts or calisthenics, go for lone walks in nature. Calling yourself a woman wouldnt open any new doors in life, what even do you miss from womanhood that you cant do as a man?

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>>81965
Not Op but thank you.
I think I made this same realization the other day, definitely in our times you can grow up with the internet and get mindraped into this shit; you can confuse attraction for wanting to be that. I think appearance definitely helps, I felt way less subhuman getting a haircut in my last years of high school, then going to the gym built up my figure so I don't look skinny fat and look like a man.
But I'd also say be careful not to end up in a limbo where you end up effectively being a male to male tranny, don't try to just play pretend with being a man. I mean act like one, get your shit in order; if you don't exercise start exercising (doesn't even need to be gym stuff, go run or some shit and be healthy), if you goon stop gooning, if you're a bum who does nothing or has accomplished nothing, get to work.
For a few years I feel like I was in this limbo myself. I also conflated those feelings of attraction for being tranny so I ended up repressing those feelings altogether which lead to me not pursuing anyone and being overly distant in the one relationship I was in. In retrospect, I needed to untangle all of that instead of assuming the whole thing was bad, like attraction to women is natural, just the tranny part isn't.



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 β„–81367[Reply]

how is everyone this fine evening?
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 β„–81987

gem go vp

 β„–82019

This gif is cute

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>>>81367 (OP)
>significantly better after seeing this gif. downloaded and saved thanks for making my day.

 β„–82249

Go up.
<unorigin-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

 β„–82255

OP is branigger scum who needs his penis to be torn to shreds by a weed whacker

 β„–84218

so gemmy and cute



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 β„–84186[Reply]

I don't even understand why I keep failing.
I spent my whole day today without using my computer, around around 5pm I turned it on just to read a book but about 2 hours into reading I got the urge to watch porn and relapsed. How do I stop this? What did I do wrong?

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I put icons in direct eyesight of my desktop
Watching porn on it is viscerally disrespecting heaven
I haven't watched porn on it since I put up the icons
<aryanddit spacing
And you should buy physical books for many reasons including not being tempted to watch porn.

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>>84188
Thank you, I'll try this

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>>84188
it's based and christpiIIed

 β„–84211

i know everyone repeats this shit but i cannot stress how much simply being outside and doing random shit helps with addiction. this strategy helped me cut nicotine by 66% so far



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