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 β„–58StickyLocked[Reply]

Except:
There's no robot.
There's no porn.
There's no faggot garbage.
There's no tranny garbage.

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Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!


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 β„–80028[Reply]

>randomly remember a youtuber i used to watch a few years ago
>latest video has some female looking stickman on the thumbnail
>"geg imagine if he trooned out"
>video called "big news" on his channel
>he has long hair, painted fingernails and is dressed like a fag
>he has a bluesky
>"[ she/her ] [ 🏳️⚧️ ]"
>its over
why do they all turn out like this?

 β„–80030

what youtuber was this?

 β„–80032

I've seen this same post on /soy/ before

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>>80030
https://www.youtube.com/@CaptainKRB
his videos were actually unique and interesting back in the day

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Iirc the only 'craft and other JewTubers from my country I used to watch as a kid are litterally the same except there's more Drama and they are all married now

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>>80038
There was also a nigger who immigrated to Dubai to larp as Tate but got sentenced to death for doing drugs


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 β„–79873[Reply]

Be honest, am I sub5?
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>Be honest, am I sub5?
don't cut your hair, let it grow. what you need is to debloat and get better sleep

 β„–80008

your hair looks good dont listen to the niggas in this thread

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>>79873 (OP)
you look like a she/they arthoe pooner or a low test skateboard kid who listens to playboy carti

 β„–80031

id fuck the hell outta u nigga

 β„–80033

are you a tranny or a faggot

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i look like this but more masculine, cos i've got a moustache and a jewish nose


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 β„–80023[Reply]

all of you niggers like talking about how much yandere mommy asmr you listen to but i've yet to see any with half decent voice acting. if you have one tat's actually good send it itt

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You rn:

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>>80025
WTAF JANNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS APE XIM

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>>80026
what was it originally jfl

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No I will gatekeep them


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 β„–79414[Reply]

I caught scurvy but luckily it isnt on my cock…
Got treated today, but i'll still have 4 weeks of eczema, its so fucking over, no girl will ever love me. Telling a foid I had scurvy once means instant ick, immediate rejection.
I'll die alone ig.
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>>79782
most people catch it that way, apparently
>>79816
scurvymaxxxing is out, pesticidemaxxing is IN

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>>79414 (OP)
dont eat vegetables and eat raw meaaatttt buddy

 β„–79904

nusailors don't know how to avoid getting scurvy geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

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>>79882
I eat both, also veggies are good for you
da truff da jooos hide from you is that bread turns you gay w/ seedoils & sugar or something

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>>79908
what good shit does vegetables have in them?

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>>79920
bunch of vitamins. Its also fills easy because fiber with low fat.
Consooming too much fat (especially polyunsaturated) will turns you trans or something, so vegetables are the healthier alternative


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 β„–80019[Reply]

I accidentally fell over a mouse and it landed in my foreskin. can I get rent from the mice?? also how many mice fit in the average foreskin?? asking for a friend. γƒΎ(≧▽≦*)o

 β„–80020

awesome thread

 β„–80022

>Have you considered raping the mice instead? Hoarding them in your foreskin will only work temporary but beastiality will last for a new generation of mouse demi humans.

Tthis nigga fell in the back of a mcdonalds. guys please like and scubcribe


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 β„–78699[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Wich minority do (you) actually hate (besides troons obviously) ? Also give me some reasoning because most minorities, well atleast racial minorities differ much in behavior and can’t be caricatured like a tranny who follows a strict ideology. Ofc generalizing is heckin bad but I want to laugh at chuddy opinions
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>>79871
trve, we should rangeban all browns

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>>79874
I'm White xir

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>>79821
Late response, but it's worth saying anyway
>Biased Translation ou algo. Also why would someone lay like this in the night and then desperately run away just because?
Bait or mental retardation. Call it.
The young man was actively following Jesus. Both translations make this abundantly clear. Also after reading a bit more of the surrounding verses, your point falls apart completely.
For context the verse is taken from Jesus' arrest after Judas betrayed him. The "they" in the verse refers to the police, and it's very clear that THEY captured the young man (Jesus' follower), but he escaped naked. That's it. Jesus was captured due to his popularity at the time, not because he fucked boys.
The image is essentially bullshit, framing Jesus as someone way worse than he truly was. Picrels are Jesus' arrest in full (KJV and NIV versions respectively).
<reddit
It seems to me that you're coping about your prophet marrying kids and project it onto the one religious figure who never did such a thing. I've seen trannies have a better understanding of the bible than you do.

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>>78699 (OP)
somalians

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>>79960
He was following him because he got groomed geg

>The "they" in the verse refers to the police, and it's very clear that THEY captured the young man (Jesus' follower), but he escaped naked.

I don't see this

>That's it. Jesus was captured due to his popularity at the time, not because he fucked boys.

Yes but not in the Biblical version
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>It seems to me that you're coping about your prophet marrying kids and project it onto the one religious figure who never did such a thing. I've seen trannies have a better understanding of the bible than you do.


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ITT WE MAKE POLLS AND ASK OTHER USERS THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC
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lets do some demographic collection. im guessing that there are at least 20-30 regulars here. we should do a census i guess.
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also i ask that you may keep this thread bumped. thanks.
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>>75403
how do you think being a normalfag is a lie?

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datamining goes up

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>>75403
larp poll

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VPERINO

 β„–78399

upredditgold

 β„–80016

super up


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 β„–80011[Reply]

This whole board needs to listen to Hina

 β„–80013

what FOTMslop does this come from

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>>80013
Touhou 10 : Mountain of Faith (2007)

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>>80014
thanks for the info


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 β„–79924[Reply]

why are other imageboards filled with porn and loli enjoyer scum
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 β„–79938

what imageboards do you use?

 β„–79957

>>79924 (OP)
my guess is that its because imageboards try to foster that content. 4chan has boards dedicated to distributing pornography and altchans have dedicated loli/shota hentai boards.

>>79935
htsmcucked take. [current admin] isnt le bad; you are just falling for bait.

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>>79957
>Broooo stop falling for bait
>Stop reacting negatively to my epi images bro
>NOOOO DON'T BAN MY PORN, BAN THE CACAS INSTEAD
>How will you actually ban cacas? Uhhhhh they'll all just tell us and be honest, yeah
Fuck off quotecord joon

 β„–80007

no arrow
awdawdawdawdaw

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>>80006
wheres the porn or stuff bro theres no EPI. niggas call anything EPI when this is a 18+ website that explicitly bans porn and gore except on /pol/

 β„–80012

>>80009
I'll admit that I don't see any epi on the catalog right now, but just yesterday there was a bunch of colorjak inflated penis spam well after the rule was already established. Sometimes the 'log is gemmy, but generally with quote-rule there are large phases where brimstone is spammed and jannies do nothing. Also
>this is a 18+
Effective as of 2 days geg. And again, how are they going to enforce it? Do you honestly believe the people who were banned for being underage already aren't back anonymously or posting under a different name and new ip? If the 'log stays how it is now then I can admit I was wrong, but I have every reason to not trust quotecord and expect things to quickly go back to coal. Banning gore was gemmy though, I'll give you janny niggers that.
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Reminder that quote's administration has a brown foid running the wiki, limeaids the mlp gooner who deleted /dem/ when he was caught rigging the election, a bunch of third world orbiters like GillKoyim who get to bypass the brownocaust simply for being coalpass BQC-owned niggers, and quote himself who was underage for most of his time on the sharty, yet bans them.


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 β„–79812[Reply]

>Picrel unrelated
Ive decided to finally start improving myself
I've stopped jerking off and actually try to build muscle (Im super fucking skinny). I've realized people actually like me and i am not super fucking ugly
Im also seeing this woman btw if that matters

 β„–79865

Pls tell me youre a girl

 β„–79933

if your gonna stop gooning then delete those photos that may temp you too goon
>>79865
there are no foidlets on the sharty you stupid fuking chxd

 β„–80004

>>79933
i never jacked off to any content, it was all in my head
>>79865
also no

 β„–80005

>>79812 (OP)
tell us about the girl ur talking to


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 β„–79819Images Only[Reply]

sorry i'm a stupid shitskinned esl nigger from south east asia. Why can't I vote? is there something I need to do with my IP or am I just hopeless?

 β„–79860

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brownocaust nusoi

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>>79860
sarr help me nusoi know nothing

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>>79819 (OP)
>>>/q/
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you need your IP to be on the site for at least a week afaik. just be patient you will eventually get perms


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 β„–80000[Reply]

bagged like devin booker

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 β„–79653[Reply]

i have nothing to do, my friends keep saying the same tired joke at me hoping they get a reaction, one of my other friends might be trying to disassociate with me, i don't have a monitor to play on, mobile games are boring, i stopped caring about the "problems in our world" like 2-3 months ago and now i have nothing, eating the same food, rotting in bed trying to have fun on this spy tech, my speech is a little impaired and there are barely any people with my tastes,
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>>79655
i don't have a pet

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>>>79653 (OP)
>Idk walk your dog if u are bored

 β„–79757

go outside, or however the hypocrisy goes

 β„–79943

>>79653 (OP)
you don't need much to enjoy life, go into a forest,enjoy the life around you, feel the warmth of the sun. o algo

 β„–79958

>>79653 (OP)
Try finding a hobby that doesn't require any electronics, like music (unless you play electric/synths) or art. Explore a few hobbies and pick the ones you like.
Also tsmt do this OP >>79757 >>79943

 β„–79959

>>79653 (OP)
there has to be something in life bro why are you disinterested in anything?


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 β„–79892[Reply]

>being born a mexican knowing youre a replacement for whyte pipo

 β„–79937

>>79892 (OP)
Then don't be one replacing us and you're fine

 β„–79939

>>79892 (OP)
it's ok bro just be a mexican not a meximutt and marry a mexican woman if you want to

 β„–79956

>>79892 (OP)
why does that matter stop being a self hating cuckold


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