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 β„–89957[Reply]

You might have remembered me posting about an autisitc SISA back in December/January who was interested in me

I ended up dumping her because xhe so obviously hates herself (even if she doesnt realise it) and is incapable of improving her life
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>>90266
Never talked to her verbally

 β„–90276

>>89957 (OP)
sorry to hear that. i know its not really your job but did you try to make her understand what her issues are?

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>>90276
Yeah and she knows but done nothing to fix them

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>>90286
She's using me as a safety net

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>>90273
Marge? What the fuck are you talking about?

 β„–90618

Marge what post this is an imageboard



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 β„–90612[Reply]

>FINALLY left that bitch of a girlfriend

 β„–90613

>>90612 (OP)
the road ahead is bumpy



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 β„–90230[Reply]

I really just dislike living. I could improve my problems but I don't even want to anymore, just being alive is becoming a chore for me. I'm beginning to dislike people in general as well. How do I manage to stay alive for like 60 or 70 more years of this bullshit?
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 β„–90366

You know, I sometimes wonder if I was cursed or something. Maybe my destiny was to die early, the universe put me here for a joke

 β„–90486

up fuck nigger unoriginal

 β„–90489

just kill yourself bro. 80% of suicides are men. there are painless methods.

 β„–90493

>>90489
Foid post DNI

 β„–90532

>>90489
shush

 β„–90597

NEET if possible and copemax with whatever the hell tickles your fancy. If this isn't possible, get some shitter job and sweat your balls off for some Jew until you can afford a camper and rot away in that for a decade sustained by your savings until you rope.



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 β„–88733[Reply]

8 years spent obsessing over anime girls, i am proud of myself and love my life. this is the most happy existance ever, this is the true life
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>>88733 (OP)

go outside blud… go to the gym instead of gooning all day

 β„–89141

>>89095
You type supersage in email nusoi.
Also tranime girls always feel fake for me, I just can't fool myself into thinking they're real. Yeah they're cute sisas n shieeet but I prefer irl women (not normie foids)

 β„–90485

>>89095

I could not stop gooning in my teens no matter hard I tried, years went by and my mind was trooning. Kikes had me hook line and sinker. Then, anime girls saved me. No more gooing, no more jewery. All Aryans MUST watch anime and like anime girls.

TRUTH.

 β„–90496

>>90485
How did they save you? Elaborate
I think on the opposite, they encourage more gooning

 β„–90593

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This can not be real bruh.

 β„–90595

Keyed
<Unoriginal content space



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 β„–90583[Reply]

the foids cant understand me


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 β„–89782[Reply]

About me: hi anons I’m a loser from NH and I want to rope myself, however, my mom is always making sure I don’t, it’s starting to piss me off because I just want to do it b4 she realizes something’s up. Any help is appreciated

(Btw pics unrelated)
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 β„–89844

Jesus saves btw
<unorigino

 β„–90498

don't kys, don't live for yourself, but live for your mother. She loves you and your her world, even though I'm sure you both have been through thick and thin. She deserves to see you grow as a person and achieve great things. Go find God and stay optimistic, do it for her 'teen.

 β„–90535

Dont, you will reeincarnated into even worse circumstances. If this life is already so terrible, why should the hereafter be any different? It baffles me that people with suicidal thoughts never consider this.

 β„–90536

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Don’t, life always gets better in the end

 β„–90557

>>89788
Most of this site is under 21 and has no friends how is he supposed to abuse alcohol? Furthermore won’t his mom just catch him and go batshit?

 β„–90559

>>90498
Every sentence in this post is wrong.
If all you do is live for your mother or other people, and everyone is just living for each other, then why bother living at all if you never find some intrinsic worth in being alive?
Why does she *deserve* to see her son achieve things? There is nothing you can do to β€œearn” getting someone else to turn out according to your wishes. You do not owe your mother or anyone else in that way; and this is not something your mother or anyone else is entitled to.



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 β„–90544[Reply]

We need to kill the r9kpooner.


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 β„–90240[Reply]

im a chud song

 β„–90501

chinktok niggers need to be eradicated, it truly is a shame they steal every word of ours

 β„–90506

>>90501
This, same with instagram



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 β„–90316[Reply]

I have my doubts about the wormpill can it actually cure homosexual feelings? I hope it does but the reason why I have my doubts is because the theories about PINWORMS (Enterobius vermicularis) specifically causing a desire for anal sex by secreting pheromones/hormones/chemicals that alter peoples attraction/make them attracted to men is iffy. It doesn't appear that there is any evidence for pinworms having the biological capability to do that. I know you could chalk it up to "oh well actually its a global conspiracy in the medical world to cover up the fact that pinworms can do this" but I'm doubtful I feel like deworming could be cope. Don't get me wrong I'd like to be actually proven wrong but it seems silly. All the possible culprits would be through the 'anal-oral route' of transmission, and many are protozoan parasites, the only other parasitic worms spread through the fecal-oral route appear to be Giant Roundworms (Ascaris lumbricoides) and Whipworms (Trichuris trichiura). But when I look there is little concrete evidence there. THOUGHEVER one study I could find said "Homosexuality and oral-anal sex were the most important risk factors in E. histolytica, G. lamblia, and helminthic infections", so there is something there, and in that same study when comparing the relation of said (gay) activities to worm (helminthic) infections the P value was below 0.05 which in scientific experiments or studies indicates statistical significance (not sure what stats test they did). Anyway there's evidence for and against but there doesn't seem to be enough for.
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>>90424
yeah, there are, but those are different ones than those used to treat helminths (with the exception of some benzimidazoles).

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>>90425
> I've tested it on myself (others did too) and it works well. I had some mildly bad fetishes and they've gone completely after deworming.
Placebo effect much?

 β„–90436

>>90434
Also, not all antiprotozoan drugs work on all protozoans. For example metronidazole will treats Giardia and Entamoeba but wont treat Cryptosporidium for example. Thats what I forgot to mention in my effortpost.

 β„–90446

Even if it doesn't work it's atleast worth a try. It could help you with other health issues

 β„–90463

>>90425
Ok now I might try deworming given that when done safely it's basically a Pascal's wager and it could help with self hatred for faggot thoughts

 β„–90497

>>90435
Not placebo, I'm sure about it. After deworming I wathced that fetish content on purpose to test the effects and I did not get aroused. If it was placebo I'd still feel some arousal but I did not, naturally.



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 β„–90028[Reply]

I don't see fakecels as "human"

 β„–90030

h2o

 β„–90487

slapping this gem



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 β„–90357[Reply]

before i give all my data to the jews, is Hinge worth using? I have no idea how else to meet women and i dont know to act interested without immediately alienating them which is the main problem for IRL interaction
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>>90357 (OP)
dating apps are a last resort. dont do that shit unless if you cant just find people irl (family/friends, college, volunteer groups, religion, etc)

 β„–90387

>>90361

Nigga do NOT bother unless you have a humiliation fetish, at the very best you'll just be used for a free diner. Dating apps are only usable for attractive males.

 β„–90388

>>90357 (OP)

Also regarding the question on where to meet women is that you don't. If women don't willingly approach you that means that they're not interested, they don't find you attractive. You being 5'9 really fucks you over to tell you the truth, also seeing how you rate yourself 5/10 you're probably closer to 4/10 seeing as how people usually over rate themselves (it's only natural that they do). Frankly If I were you I'd just give up on dating.

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>>90357 (OP)
You have to either be attractive or exciting enough to distract from your looks. If you're posting here you're probably neither, so don't do it unless you enjoy feeling like shit.

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>>90387
unironically dating apps are used for free dinners and hookups but not for actual dating

 β„–90445

no, you will never find real love on a dating app



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 β„–89827[Reply]

every time my brothers come over they want to watch Star Wars and visit comic book stores. Last time we drove 4 hours to spend 2 hours at a comic store, I was so bored. I don't care about any media franchise but everyone here is so obsessed with Disney and shit.

 β„–89830

How old are they? Its normal for kids to like that stuff

 β„–89833

>>89830
20, 25, 26
<ungiggle content

 β„–89998

maybe ask o do somthing that intrests you?

 β„–90054

>>89833
GEG your brothers are IRL soyboys

 β„–90443

start reading manga they're aryan



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 β„–90088[Reply]

worthless snca rant thread time
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I'm tired of seeing threads of bots denying that their gay when they're just fucking gay… like we dont care if you're a faggot just stop being an insufferable faggot who constantly posts about it, /r9k/ is for hating foids and being and incel(or volcel wizard chad) or just random posts about bullshit and interesting conversations and you niggers just make it all fucking "how do i stop gooning my 2 inch weeny to men in dresses" or "how do i stop fantasizing about sex with my friends" YOU NIGGERS ARE JUST QUEERS ALRIGHT THERES NO FIX FOR IT YOU LIKE DICK AND BALLS NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST MAKE ONE CONTAINMENT THREAD(a queertainment thread if you will) SO I CAN GO BACK TO SEEING KEYED SHITPOSTING AND FOID HATING THREADS
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>>90109
oops I meant you dont deserve her

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>>90093
you NEED to deworm bro…

 β„–90247

>>90096
>hating women is the straightest thing in the world
trvke.
dated two so far and like them less also
plus in every old movie and TV show you will see guys talk about how much they hate their wife

 β„–90293

is this board just full of fakecels now

 β„–90406

queerness is mostly environmental

 β„–90407

>>90293
Of course it is



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 β„–90012[Reply]

How do I cope with my brother being a chad who attracts women without him even lifting his finger (we are both in the same level of autemit) while my face melts into my neck and ill forever be a clattysell
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>>90082
So it's situational AND axioms at once?
Judging with my model, good in logic of our world is helping the creator and helping others to improve themselves and get accepted outside of simulation. Bad is interrupting this progress and deceiving others so that they remain in simulation. It includes small mundane things like helping other people out of trouble so that they continue functioning and improving themselves (even if unnoticeable, life is chosen in a way to improve one's soul).
These "red pill" substances are some psychodelics like DMT (no I'm not encouraging to take it). There are statistics on its high dose effects which prove that it temporarily transports you into a reality to which our world is a simulation, you can search it up (or ask me if you're lazy).
I didn't take any doe, I got high on endogenous DMT (created by body) and experienced same effects as in statistics. It's amazing that body can produce such a high amount, official soyence ultimately denies this as "heresy" or something.

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>>90087
sorry for the delay.
its pretty interesting, but who is the creator? is he everyting or is there other fundament of everything?
and is your way of ascending is becoming always morally right?
just want to compare you to some philosophers, msybe reccomend you some and hear what you think about them

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>>90123
The creator (also known as god) doesn't know who he is himself. He just appeared at one moment with a set of skills and abilities, that's it. The point of him experimenting, creating laws of physics, us, and then this simulation is to determine: who is he, how did he appear, the properties of the world he is in, and whether it's a simulation or not.
Our role in it is mostly running calculations, keeping this simulation or other experiments working. Despite having conscience most time we are supposed to act like calculators geg. Yet he made us conscious for some purpose, I still haven't fully figured out how it all works.
Ascending is individual for everyone but there are common things. It's about proving that you are adequate and won't ruin anything after you ascend. It involves helping others (to keep them alive, well-functioning and improving), having children (to supply bodies for other souls), not acting like a vile greedy kike (obvious) and being adequate overall. There is some ultra-reliable model which simulates your behavior if ascended and based on it you ascend after death or try again with other body. Since it's a simulation everything is visible and transparent to those outside of it (even your thoughts) so there is no way to cheat it.
I doubt that some philosopher has views exactly same as mine but still want you to tell me which ones are similar.

 β„–90251

get rich and get surgery is the only cope

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your brother needs to deworm because of the sexually transmitted parasites

 β„–90393

bumping this schizo gem



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 β„–90368[Reply]

>r9k except:
>There's no faggot garbage.
>There's no tranny garbage.
>faggot & tranny garbage all over pages 1-3

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media illiteracy award



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