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 β„–93455[Reply]

She would be a libtard hypergamous whore that fuck with Tyrone and date Mulletjak

Total Jarty Blackpill


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 β„–92517[Reply]

What was the biggest mistake you made in your romantic life?
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dating a somephono i met on here that admitted xe had gooned to loli and defended it among other shitty things, theyre a janny on here too

 β„–93265

simping for some girl for 3 years just for her to turn into a mudshark
>she had not unique thoughts and followed what ever her friend said anyway

 β„–93283

women hate me because ugly

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>>93261
DOX NQWWW!

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>>93446
meh i dont want to start any big drama

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i let her go and she was the only person who calmed me down



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 β„–93329[Reply]

Yeah you heard me right. I want to live forever. I fucking hate being a mortal. And I don't want that "technically immortal" type of immortality where you just have infinite youth but can die to a bullet. I am talking GODLY immortality the type to survive a supernova without a scratch. Become God emperor of the human race anyone who dares defy me gets their wimpy heads knocked CLEAN off. I want to be able to lift mountains like they are PEBBLES. I want to LIVE FOREVER.
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>>93329 (OP)
I dont want to be so even when Im scared of dead

 β„–93400

I know I'm insane but given immortality I could literally do almost anything. So I completely agree with you. IMMORTALITY IS AWESOME!

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>>93400
What would you do first?

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>>93400
its possible in reality, in reality you cannot be immortal obviously but theres thing called lucid dreaming. You control your dreams and you can literally do anything inside it

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>>93425
I already do that and all it does is make me sad because it is not real.
>>93424
I would live a "normal" life until everyone I care about is dead. After that I would do whatever I want but I'd probably take a liking to other mortals and continue the cycle. Just sprinkle in some ever growing wisdom, skills and such. Maybe I would become a very wise teacher after a few hundred years.

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>>93448
Typing all that made me realize that maybe I just want to be a father…



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 β„–93445[Reply]

if i had a shekel for everytime someone came here and said that their dick doesnt work because of something retarded they did (sucking their dick using a vacuum or using a deadly-for-the-nerves dick hold) id have 3 shekels
why do so many posters on here have this issue?


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 β„–93388[Reply]

there is nothing attractive to me about being weak , being a shallow creature only caring about the material, only wanting to get fucked by guy after guy and never training her body or mind.
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>>93391
in your case you're just a no-good scatcocked queer

 β„–93409

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I would date the most unattractive girl imaginable if I simply liked her personality. I just don't like the personalities of 99% of women to even be interested in them at all (not that I could hit even if I wanted to, geg).

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what about hyperfeminine dudes

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>>93439
Gayness would only make it worse.

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>>93388 (OP)
I remember reading somewhere that fashion trends are subconsciously engineered to make stupid/mid women uglier, because the only way for women genetically outcompete each other is by nuking the birth rate.
for example: traditional clothing (long dresses etc, but lets use burkas as an example) focus most of their attention of the face and maybe the waist or hips, or the general 'silhouette' of the female figure. All you need to determine health is the face, and all you need to determine reproductive capacity is the shape of a woman.
There is genetically and historically speaking, no real benefit to women showing skin. However, scant clothing, tight jeans etc, overemphasize the flaws of the average foid.
The goal of chad is to ensure sub5 dont get any action, the goal of stacies is to erase becky's genetic lineage and turn her into a wine aunt
there is also some psychology to back this up but I'm too lazy to find it.
>>93391
turkDIETIES…

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>>93388 (OP)
Tsmt. This, so much this.



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 β„–93408[Reply]

its a nice day today
go outside instead of spending time on this imageboard

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IT'S 4 AM NIGGER

 β„–93411

>IT'S 4 AM NIGGER
is that what's stopping you?

 β„–93426

So I should just go out wondering aimlessly until it goes dark or something?

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>>93426
Yes because it's le good for you for some reason



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 β„–93390[Reply]

tung is fakecel, now he will be killed

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>>93390 (OP)
Gears of R9K

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>>93390 (OP)
He cheated on Ballerina Cappuccina!?



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 β„–92402[Reply]

when does it get better
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>>92558
I have thought about that but your family would probably have to deal with an equal amount of pain to know their child was secretly a monster the whole time. At least with regular suicide it can be chalked up to sadness. Though I suppose it depends on them, and also on who you want to hurt.

 β„–92598

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It never gets better, but you have no choice but to move on

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>>92450
this is genuinely the only thing keeping me going

 β„–92692

"Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still." - Inspiring Chinese Proverb

 β„–93435

no one is coming to save you

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>>92452
heetgrreh



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 β„–93415[Reply]

How can I permanently leave the Sharty, other imageboards and sites. There is nothing of value there in 2026, no gemmy or funny posts, just endless bait and boring shitflinging.
I know there're better ways to spend time, like reading books, studying or programming, but I have been addicted to Internet ever since I was 5. Youtube, Plebbit (yes, I know), 4cuck, Sharty, 'booru, SNCA imageboards and others. I tired of this shit. I just wasted years on absolutely useless shit possible.
I accidentally blocked Internet on my machine for 10 days, and it was the best experience in a long time. Finally peace. But then I needed to fix it, and now I'm there again.
I know I need something to fill the void, but I don't want to come back. I often daydream about being soybooru namefag, and how I would own other famous namefags, but I'm too coward even for this.
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>>93417
Yes, I don't have soybooru account, because I know that seething at booru shitskins is retarded, but I still daydream about. Imagine being a legend like Warrior-Z or Olgol, planting fear in hearts of nusois
>Sweet Celestia….
I don't think I have autemn, I can behave myself relatively normal when around normgroids, but I have a lot of weird interests, for which I gonna be mocked on this site, and I often do weird shit

 β„–93422

Honestly you are on these sites because you are a loser. You gotta stop being a loser. Find something better to do, something to contribute to the world. Once that happens you'll notice you no longer come to sites like these

 β„–93423

>>93415 (OP)
i relate to you so much, i went off the internet for a few months, felt so happy and at peace but its like a drug. I scrolled on normie internet for a few days then returned to imageboards. One tiny scroll, one "oh ill look up this on youtube" turns into internet binging

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>>93422
>Honestly you are on these sites because you are a loser. You gotta stop being a loser. Find something better to do, something to contribute to the world. Once that happens you'll notice you no longer come to sites like these
I have strangely decent amount of real achievements, but those obviously doesn't mean a shit in big scale. At least I'm not getting bullied, like most people similar to me, and people generally seems to like me.
I don't know how can I stop being like this. This was always the part of me. I can never properly assimilate into being a normie, because I despise them. Their music, their videogames, their movies, their tranimes, their politics, etc. 90% of people are goyim with no point of trying to build real personal connection with whom (holy esl).
I know you can be not a normgroid, while not being internet-addicted loser. There a lot of people like that. But it's too painful to try abolish everything that build me.
Maybe, I'm autistic, which would change a lot, but I don't know. I would be great explanation to everything.
>>93416
Ban don't mean shit to me, because I mostly lurk sites anyway.
There's high-stimulating and low-stimulating entertainment.
The first one includes social media, imageboards, tiktok, youtube, pornography, something you can just consoom with brain turned off.
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>>93427
You have to just pay attention to the stuff you care most about in life, and put 100% energy into it. That's what all non-normie adults do who aren't bums. As soon as you start doing that you will automatically meet the right people, and you won't waste your life on the internet anymore. The public internet is a public toilet, everyone good now is just messaging friends or in small group chats. The only people left on big sites like these are teenagers, drunks, retards, idiots, losers, and children

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>>93419
Bro these people are not good idols at all please take them off this pedestal you place them on.



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 β„–93381[Reply]

When I'm bored I look at images of cocks on /soc/ (I don't goon to them)

 β„–93385

u sussy as hell boi

 β„–93407

>>93381 (OP)
4cuck /soc/?



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 β„–93393[Reply]

Im the mexiposter, Im not feeling good recently before going to sleep(comonly I just overthinks or randomly use my mind while liyn on the bed with closed eyes) and some I tought of some theory of the wolrd cup being the warning of the apocalipse made me go paranoial and I will be honest Im a gooner and my mind made me believe that the apocalipse was hapening that night and I would go to hell
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 β„–93399

Post on pol dude

 β„–93401

Convert to Buddhism now

 β„–93402

Revoke!☸️☸️☸️

 β„–93403

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>Im the mexiposter, Im not feeling good recently before going to sleep(comonly I just overthinks or randomly use my mind while liyn on the bed with closed eyes) and some I tought of some theory of the wolrd cup being the warning of the apocalipse made me go paranoial and I will be honest Im a gooner and my mind made me believe that the apocalipse was hapening that night and I would go to hell
nigganuts!

 β„–93404

>>93395
Fearslop. Just think about it, food grows out of the ground and water falls out of the sky.
>>93396
You know the secrects. With great understanding comes great prayers for peace from God.
>>93397
I'm the one who posted that image, its true, and you can see the plans playing out. But again who do we fear? The devil? No no no. Fear the Lord.

 β„–93406

I feel calmer niw I think they are forcing this emtions on me



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 β„–93331[Reply]

I just fell to lust for the first time in 6 months. I hate myself. Please pray for me.

 β„–93333

just try again, i'm going to as well

 β„–93334

soooo dramatic…

 β„–93360

Don't worry nigga just try again

 β„–93370

>>93360
>>93334
>>93333
No. Its just over for me. No matter how hard i try i always fail. I can never beat lust so i might just take all my pills and not wake up. Maybe then i will be free from my fucking vices

 β„–93374

>>93370
You are being dramatic, you lasted 6 months, that's a pretty long amount of time. But yes, sometimes you fall, everybody does, but it's important to keep getting up and not giving up. God has given you the power to overcome all temptations. Remember Mark 9:43-47, cut off all the things that tempt you and pray. Check out the NoFap thread on /x/ and also Da jardee mayne Luke Smith (the real one, not Lute) has a good video on temptation.



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 β„–93340[Reply]

you're all aryans

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>>93340 (OP)
Thats true, can confirm

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>>93340 (OP)
i havent used this board and the sharty in months, sad how the quality decreased but this board will still remain in my heart as we're like penpals



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 β„–93110[Reply]

do foids really?

 β„–93143

>>93110 (OP)
what if he's from da shardee geg

 β„–93164

>>93143
He's most certainly a normgroid who heard the terms on 'tok or something.

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>>>93143
>what if he's from da shardee geg
this nigga is clearly from tha 'tok

 β„–93344

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>>93110 (OP)
>>93164
>calls himself a chud multiple times a day irl
>call her a foid multiple times a day irl
Yeah he definitely learned those words 2 weeks before that post off of β€˜tok

 β„–93359

>>93110 (OP)
'tokNORMIES…



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 β„–92708[Reply]

sooo… i'm new here. a friend sent me here since he said 4chan was woke now.
anyways, my story. i'm 28M now. schizophrenic for 4 years, was really fucked up and unable to work. been on disability for about 2 years. anyways, since it's calmed down a little i applied for a job and just got accepted to it, onboarding now. it's political canvassing for the midterm elections. anyway, i will be working for the republicans even tho im an independent that sides more on the left than right on most issues. i don't even care though i just want the money… but anyways, my main worry is going door to door while outside political canvassing that it might be too hot outside which would be too uncomfortable plus i could have a heat stroke or something.
and side note; my sister and her boyfriend play music way too fucking loud i can hear it through their room to my room and it's annoying as fuck. i hate it so much, so inconsiderate.
oh, and im ugly as fuck and bald, look 40 and can't get a girl. hoping bringing in some money might change that but i doubt it. what do y'all think?
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 β„–92741

STOP RESPONDING TO XHIS 4TROONERS THREAD

 β„–93358

>>92708 (OP)
snca nobody gives a shit off to the 4cuck you go

 β„–93389

stop falling for this are you actually dumb

 β„–93442

>>92708 (OP)
>leeching off welfare
Its time to rope.

 β„–93450

>leching of welfare
live yourself neetGOD

 β„–93451

reddit is down the hall and to the left



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