[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ soy2 / tdh ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

The robot has returned
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Options


Password (For file deletion.)

File: skinnyfield.png πŸ“₯︎ (75.54 KB, 791x352) ImgOps

 β„–69615[Reply]

any robots want advice on losing weight without any exercise?? this isn't gonna be le heckin' "eat this exact diet every day for 3 years" I'm just gonna tell you guys how I lost weight, for background I was about 230lbs and in 5 months I got down to 180lbs, I'm actually visibly skinny now and it literally got me a girlfriend, this is not a healthy way to lose weight and you will almost certainly end up with an eating disorder but in my opinion its better to be skinny and anorexic with a girlfriend than a fat virgin, you will also feel very fatigued and cold if you lose weight too fast but its not that bad, if just one person wants to know the method then I'll say it but I don't feel like typing all that right now
8 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69650

>>69649
Literally just watch this and follow the steps. Trying to hold a caloric deficit will just leave you hungry 24/7.

 β„–69653

try eating a salad fatty

 β„–69655

How did you managed to get a girlfriend? Is it that easy?

 β„–69656

>>69650
This is not true btw
If you have an eating window and get your protein you can fast for like 20 hours without hunger

 β„–69657

(source, I fast for 20 hours almost every day)

 β„–69662

>>69649
you just gain the weight back as soon as you start eating again
>>69650
no, you lose an appetite after a couple of weeks to a month
>>69653
I'm 'tistic I cant eat nasty plants they feel weird on my teeth
>>69655
met her at school, she is very infatuated with me and we started dating soon after we met, she really likes that I'm skinny and it certainly helps that I'm tall, shes a bit crazy (schizo, depression, bpd) but I love her and she loves me. girls love tall skinny guys, especially if you're still in high school or college, so if you're tall just get skinny and you should be able to find a girl that finds you attractive
>>69656
tsmt I could go days without eating and barely feel hungry but I eat so that my girlfriend doesn't worry about me



File: 1760195793117267.png πŸ“₯︎ (217.42 KB, 716x659) ImgOps

 β„–67162[Reply]

Why do people say that you're pushing everyone away if you dont speak to anyone. It's not like I hate anyone, it's just a conscious decision to keep to myself.

 β„–67174

File: 1758570240607z.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (212.66 KB, 1241x1577) ImgOps

There is nothing wrong with a more solemn, solitary disposition. Consider the neuroticism that comes with over-socialization. As long as you love your family and close friends, do not let anyone tell you you must involve yourself in meaningless, worldly drivel.

 β„–67286

>>67162 (OP)
because they're selfish normgroids who's brains literally cannot comprehend the 'tistic esotericism you've unlocked. i deal with this weekly with my family and even sometimes at work. i just had my mom sperg tf out bc i don't answer texts for 24 hours. this is how sensitive the so called "adults" in modern society are.

 β„–67804

>Just-just one last video. Surely it won't hurt..
Before you know it, you've already spent the entire day stroking your biwici. You check the time; 3:00 AM.
>Fuck… I didn't finish this round. I guess I'll have to finish tommorow.
You go to sleep, not knowing that you will spend the rest of your life seeking this dopamine rush, and becoming more and more degenerate as your desires become darker.
Common Ending 2: Gooner.
gay nigger sex or however originality is made on this shitty board

 β„–69643

ignore this reppey or something like that yeah

 β„–69644

okay ending saved



File: 114337 - SoyBooru.png πŸ“₯︎ (71.6 KB, 800x786) ImgOps

File: flag_HolyFaceOfJesus.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (44.21 KB, 441x351) ImgOps

 β„–67777[Reply]

Jesus Christ won, Orthodoxy won, quads of truth. God bless you all.
15 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69136

>>68890
First, cross yourself. Shape your hand by bringing your thumb, index and middle finger to a point and laying your ring and little finger together against your palm. Bring this point to your forehead, saying "In the name of the Father," then to your navel "and the Son," and then to your right and then left shoulder "and the Holy Spirit, Amen."

Sit alone and in silence; bow your head and close your eyes; relax your
breathing and with your imagination look into your heart; direct your thoughts from your head
into your heart. And while inhaling say, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner." either softly
with your lips or in your mind. Endeavor to fight distractions but be patient and peaceful and
repeat this process frequently.

Other than that, ask a priest for any spiritual advice you need. God bless you brother.

 β„–69137

dont do it

 β„–69145

weak kike religion

 β„–69146

The most beneficial religion is Zaydism

 β„–69588

>>67777 (OP)
keyed sage

 β„–69642

>>69136
thanks brother



 β„–69621[Reply]

I honestly don't care for this board, I just wanted to blogpost.
I barely use the site anymore. I'm very nostalgic, on a level to my own detriment.
I saw something that happened over a year ago that felt like yesterday. Times going too fast. This isn't one of the 500 other posts complaining about or praising women. I just want closure.

 β„–69622

File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (236.72 KB, 640x360) ImgOps

I really do wish there was an easier way to cope with this, but I know forgetting the past is only to forget ones own failures. I need to learn to forgive myself.

 β„–69624

i get what you're saying tbh
gooning seriously fucked me up for 4 years
and i know it sounds stupid, but it was also the fact it caused a horrible domino effect for me
i'm not sure when ill be totally normal again after all of what happened

 β„–69625

>>69624
(continuing my post)

i guess i can at least say it hasn't been as bad recently, if you went through anything similar i suppose it's good to remember that your pure regret is why you quit doing it and it's why you've decided to improve yourself

 β„–69626

somewhat real ig? i've been rotting away for years now and i can barely remember anything anymore, everything has just blended together in my mind because i haven't done anything notable in a very long time



File: 109135 - SoyBooru.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.67 MB, 1454x1520) ImgOps

 β„–69222[Reply]

Whenever I talk about my struggles with homosexuality here, chuds are quick to tell me to just drop the faggotry and start dating women, but that easier said than done when women just seem so undesirable to me.

I could probably develop an incredibly surface level sexual attraction towards most women If i pysop myself with porn enough, but I don't know about anything beyond that. I've never had a romantical attraction towards girls. The experiences I have had with them have always been pretty mixed. In my experience, they seem to arbitrarily switch from relatively kind and good natured, to cold and heartless with me, dispite my best efforts to be kind. They also don't seem to be the brightest, though I'm autistic and most people probably see me as a brainlet, so I try not to judge.

The things I've heard about female partners don't help either. So, you're telling me they expect you to be constantly giving them love or attention or they'll get bored and cheat on you, but they also apparently hate it when you're being too clingy? Oh, and they'll also sometimes take advantage of you and ruin your life, just because it's in their nature. What the fuck?? I seriously don't see the appeal of these creatures, and that needs to change because I know that I need to quit being a faggot twink goy soon, and also incels made foid hating uncool.

So here I ask you, areninekay. What do you actually like about women? What makes you want to date them, marry them, love them, etc. Drop some blackpills about fag relationships here too, since I really need to stop entertaining the idea of having a boyfriend(not like any man would ever desire me anyway).



Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
15 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69254

I'm bisexual but prefer twinks

 β„–69258

>>69252
Meds, you should actually talk to people offline

 β„–69259

>>69222 (OP)
OP I was like you a few years ago.
You will need to come to terms with your sexuality and realise it is part of you otherwise you will just carry selfhate for the rest of your life.
Just stop worrying about yourself and try to be the best person you can and be happy with whoever you date.
There are plenty of kind, normal gay guys in the world, the internet isn't real life.

 β„–69607

>>69259
How am I supposed to not hate myself when literally any rational person absolutely hates faggots. Pretty much everyone did up until like 70 years ago. I don't want to be associated with faggots and trannies. I want people to see me as equal. I'll never be able to accept myself. dating isn't even an option for me because all of the guys I've had crushes on have been straight.
>>69233
>Bullshit we are like trannies.
We're both mentally ill freaks going against our biological functions for no reason other than "I just feel like it". We're thr same.
>I'd like to pass my genes down but at the same time I'm autistic and have ADD. I don't want to have a retard child.
Same, but I'm less worried about having a retard child. Maybe it's because I'm selfish, but I feel like if I'm truly undeserving of children, I won't be able to settle down with a women and natural selection will sort me out.
>>69248
>When you percieve women based on what you see on the internet, they're all ultra feminist, blue haired, tattooed, promiscuous whores but in real life not so much
Ok then, what do women like? What attracts them to men? What do they hate?
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 β„–69608

File: Screenshot_20251102-183204….jpg πŸ“₯︎ (72.1 KB, 950x280) ImgOps

>>69607
Gave me a new ID for no reason award

 β„–69609

>>69607
Rational people don't seethe and resent people that don't affect them.
Most normal people don't care, none of this stuff matters to people outside of the internet



File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (6.61 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

 β„–69595[Reply]

I quit porn long time ago but I can't quit gooning

 β„–69596

I’m a fucking loser bro i cant quit either i fucking hate myself why do i keep going back to it even though it makes me feel so bad

 β„–69597

>>69596
It's so hard to not touch my cock when it gets hard in bed

 β„–69600

>>69597
i feel like such a fag whenever ive tried so many methods and advice on the internet and i keep failing

the longest ive went was a month long streak i had 3 months ago but i havent gotten past 10 days since then.

 β„–69602

File: 78C0B23B-2A7E-4914-BA7E-5D….gif πŸ“₯︎ (190.73 KB, 255x255) ImgOps

>>69595 (OP)
Yeah ive feel the same way, its like having a parasite forced onto you and confused at all times on how to get rid of it, ive been reading this book β€œthe freedom model” since ive heard its a better verison of the easy peasy recently i went thru some hard times in june and ive just been really fucked up. Most of the self hatred i have is gone but i still feel fucked up every time i do it which is like 1-2 a week



File: plier_color.png πŸ“₯︎ (155.77 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

 β„–69402[Reply]

woah, 4cuck /r9k/ is unfathomably pozzed nowadays https://4chan.org/r9k/
10 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69446

>>69444
from the funny woah jack tiktoks also im trans if that matters

 β„–69448

>>69409
It's every fucking thread on that site, can't even talk about video games without some faggot posting his goon stash for no reason

 β„–69564

>>69402 (OP)
Keyed redditor

 β„–69568

>>69402 (OP)
4chan /r9k/ is just prototypical incels in denial about their similarities with incels arguing that incels have shitted up a board that was never even good while incels post spadeson-tier forced brimstone and the kind of fake deep cynical shit men would post on tumblr if its male users weren't all pretending to be 15 year old girls.

 β„–69570

R9k has always always always been a gay faggot retard loser containment field. It has been for decades

 β„–69571

>>69570
>tfw no gf
>failed normie
>neet
>wagecuck
>normalfag
>wizard
>robot
and then they act like they have any right to complain when every thread becomes raceplay porn and blackpill niggerbrain content



File: 1681515431410136.png πŸ“₯︎ (124.04 KB, 782x758) ImgOps

 β„–68884[Reply]

How do I accept that I'm horrible at math? I have been coping about it and trying to practice for years but it's genuinely hopeless. I feel like a nigger, I have the math skills of a nigger.
5 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69340

>>69339
sorry for esl im tired

 β„–69342

>>69339
doe op didnt say if it was about their college degree. I thought OP does it as a hobby or something

 β„–69343

>>69342
well someone's interests and hobbies dictate what they will study, pass exams for and get degrees for, and then get a job

 β„–69475

>>69339
biology is not meme degree, biology good for medicine/healthcare
geography on its own seems useless but can be good for civil engineering or such

 β„–69494

>>69475
>biology good for medicine/healthcare
At that point why not just go to a medical school and get a proper medical license instead of getting a pseudo-degree
If you mean study biology since it helps you get into medical school then correct, but biology degree itself is useless

 β„–69563

>>68884 (OP)
Try to improve your arithmetic and geometry skills first. Learn to add and multiply in your mind



File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (350.91 KB, 482x427) ImgOps

 β„–69556[Reply]

I keep having thoughts about me doing disgusting things that i don't want to do and wouldn't enjoy doing in any way. I sometimes even have nightmares about it that I unfortunately remember for a long time. I think it might be because I got a porn addiction, which im slowly getting rid off, when I was 11. Any advice on how to deal with this?

 β„–69559

just don't dwell on them too much, thoughts come and go.



File: 1759872216851h.png πŸ“₯︎ (195.99 KB, 680x552) ImgOps

 β„–69551[Reply]

MAGA


File: 1757043099171g.png πŸ“₯︎ (109.42 KB, 692x598) ImgOps

 β„–66628[Reply]

All fucking jannies must fucking hang.

 β„–66636

yea i agree

 β„–69547

page 10 bump

 β„–69548

>>69547
i meant page 20 i forgot this wasnt 4chan



File: 1761512405514i.gif πŸ“₯︎ (115.93 KB, 120x137) ImgOps

 β„–69374[Reply]

Stop gooning to slavic sisas. They are le bad.
4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69516

>>69495
When you mix you're erasing genetic diversity bud.

 β„–69518

>>69516
im just one person though its not like im a million people

 β„–69519

>>69382
racemixing creates beautiful people though
thats a scientific fact backed by studies

 β„–69520

>>69519
Keyed. Mulatto babies are le future

 β„–69522

>>69519
its literally simple as, beautiful person+beautiful person = beautiful child, racial features dont matter
if an ugly black person and an ugly white person had a child then it would be of course an ugly baby
if theres the beautiful equiavalent of that then theres a beautiful baby, idk why chuds dont comprehend this

 β„–69545

>>69522
show me a half nigger hapa that looks normal geg



File: Oekaki.png πŸ“₯︎ (22.64 KB, 480x480) ImgOps

 β„–69284[Reply]

Are redditors really smart? I’ve browsed Reddit recently and they seem to know much, very much actually. They got an advanced vocabulary and a broadly diversified pool on pretty much every topic there is. Truly a place that all the gifted kids browse
4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 β„–69399

>>69284 (OP)
Yes, redditors have been known to be very intelligent.

 β„–69403

>>69284 (OP)
Redditors are really smart, but people don't want to admit it because it feeds their ego

 β„–69404

>>69284 (OP)
of course people online are smart, they are or all have access to chatgpt
you literally cant give a "wrong" take anymore, unless you're a tech illiterate boomer

 β„–69482

FAE post DNI

 β„–69524

>>69388
>>69398
>>69399
>>69403
>>69404
samefag sucking off redditors itt

 β„–69526

File: schizophrenia.png πŸ“₯︎ (11.24 KB, 464x159) ImgOps

>>69524
meds now, chud



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]
| Catalog
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ soy2 / tdh ] [ ss / craft ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ]