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Chud 11/19/25 (Wed) 04:15:44 №71477 [Reply]

yes i agree yes yes this explains it of course yes totally yeah yes i knew it yes

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:43:26 №74306

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:42:30 №74294 [Reply]

A lot of women who find me funny and relatable interact with me daily yet i don't know how make the next move. It's not like they talk to me on a daily basis, but they always like the raisin i share and are genuinely happy i message them but i don't want to be an obessed nigger loser or something

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:46:31 №74295

I’ve never even interacted with a women in the last 8 weeks twin 😂✌️

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:43:11 №74305

>>74294 (OP)
It's sucks because when i get to meet with some of them irl we have such a great time. Like is there something i am doing wrong?

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:09:59 №74187 [Reply]

how do i talk to women

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:22:06 №74189

don't be ugly
that's about it

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 00:23:42 №74190

>>74189
what if youre an 'tismCHAD who spends 25 hours a day on the sharty and has atrophied the ability to engage in meaningful conversation without soyspeak and think women are bait

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 05:00:26 №74223

don't do that why would you do that

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 09:49:41 №74244

With your voice

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:34:11 №74303

drink

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:41:09 №74293 [Reply]

I want a cute black women with a big booty please

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:09:16 №74296

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And straight hair. Don't forget the straight hair.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:12:36 №74299

How could I forget? No vacuum nose, obesity or attitude please. Ain't nobody got time for that. Perfect set of white teeth and fresh breath is also mandatory.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:17:43 №74300

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>How could I forget? No vacuum nose, obesity or attitude please. Ain't nobody got time for that. Perfect set of white teeth and fresh breath is also mandatory. ohio

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 23:10:46 №74297 [Reply]

PSA: Don't play undertale.

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Contributions to the soysphere Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:51:35 №74064 [Reply]

>Have you ever…

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Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 13:12:43 №74116

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none geg because jannies hate me or something. I made a banner after some soyteen suggested it but I don't think it got noticed (I think soyteen suggested wrong resolution anyways) as well as made some gemmies but those were never featured for some reason

Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 14:14:27 №74118

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>>74064 (OP)
i made the first dailyjak that appeared on the /home/ page and a bunch of ai generated shit thats still used to this day

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 14:04:27 №74258

i led the raid that got the ribbit rally shut down
once i stole a get on some snca altchan

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 17:51:49 №74263

I got on the happenings page 3 times and am the reason a board was (temporarily) made.
Does that count?

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:35:56 №74290

I didn't quite make a site or board banner but I did make a ban image. Also a wiki article and an SMV.

I'm kind of getting back into this site after a break over this year's fall. Hope to fill out the rest of these.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 22:37:08 №74291

>>74290
I also led a couple of reddit and alt-image board raids and some pixelplanet reconquistas.

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bald lives matter Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 18:52:36 №74264 [Reply]

Are any of you chuddies using Finasteride or Minoxidil?
My hair started falling out like crazy during the last few months, and now i have to rub in a Finasteride + Caffeine potion into my norwood 7 hairline daily. Does it actually work and are there any side effects? I don't think i'd look good bald because i'm skinnyfat and have acne on my head so i have to save what i got at all costs

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:05:42 №74268

I have lush long dark wavy hair and will never bald

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 21:26:31 №74285

just eat naturally dude
finasteride lets just say your children will have a hard time getting a love life

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Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 19:39:27 №74274 [Reply]

I've been pretty shaken today after finding out that a man only a few months younger than me was killed in a road accident near where I live.
He was cycling during the evening when he was struck by a car in a hit and run incident.
I was in a car with my mother and we drove past a group of cars pulled over with hazard lights on. The ambulance hadn't arrived yet and I didn't see the body so I just thought the pulled over cars had a fender-bender crash.
I regularly cycle to work as I'm still learning to drive so I can very easily symphasise with the deceased man. I don't know exacly who he was but I most likely went to school with him.
May God rest his soul.

Chud 12/07/25 (Sun) 20:31:41 №74276

That’s sad but can you do the gommeflip?

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