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 β„–85018[Reply]

I spent all 4 years of highschool on my phone talking to retards online in class instead of getting a good gpa
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 β„–85079

you wouldnt have learned anything anyway

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>>85072
yes for certain

 β„–85120

Just get a good SAT score. Most colleges have started considering it again.

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>>85111
community college honestly isn't even that bad of an option, unless your career path requires extensive networking
it might actually save you money since you will transfer after two years and graduate with a degree from uni anyways

 β„–85450

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I had no friends and a bad porn addiction all of high school but I still got a good gpa.

 β„–85471

I really dont know whats worse, being a zogbot in the normie scheme of things or being a neet introvert who at least knows the shit is a lie but is objectively equal to the normie in terms of circumstance. Sometimes i think life is not worth living because im not the type to conform to a lie to be barely satisfied and at the whims of the governments psyops but at the same time knowing that its all a lie doesnt make me feel better it just makes it so connection is harder. I liked brave new world because it protrayed this concept at the end of the book quite nicely



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This my first serious post on this board and I thought I'd start off by sharing something that I kinda need to get off my chest and has really weirded me out since it happened.
<preddit space
Basically, I woke up this morning (well, actually it was in the middle of the day, but whatever) from a very odd dream I had.
The dream goes as follows, or from what little I could remember…
<preddit space
It was me in a room alone with a woman, whom I perceived in the dream to be French (don't know why). From what little was comprehensible in the dream visually, we sat at the edge of what looked like a bed and she told me she had been informed by a friend of mine of the details of my personal life and that she was sorry that I was going through such a rough patch.
<preddit space
The remainder of the dream from this point I can't adequately describe in order of how it happened, but after she had told me this, she hugged me or consoled me to such a point that she had noticed how her words and actions affected me, and saw I was on the verge of tears. She then comforted me by telling me it was okay and rested her head against mine, to which it felt like in the dream a stream of tears fell down my face afterwards. This was followed by her kneeling down in front me, and from the dream if felt like she was ready leave the room, but before she did this she told me it was okay and trusted that I was wasn't going to do anything rash after she leaves.
<preddit space
She then left the room and I was left there on the edge of bed alone and proceeded to facepalm and breakdown.
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>>85306
me too lol

 β„–85315

OP can you tell us more of your weird interesting dreams, the fact you mentioned fairy like creatures flying into your penis so casually makes me wonder if there is more geg

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>>85310
>>85306
I was making the point that most people have incomprehensible dreams that they can't explain, and I was using rather extreme examples that were relevant to me.
>>85315
There is a select few that are burned into my memory. I used to have a lot of dreams of me being kidnapped (maybe because I was briefly kidnapped as a kid), like one where I was left alone in a car and some junkie woman opened the door and took me away. As for the sexual themed stuff, I've had a lot of those, even before my teens.

 β„–85441

Are you christian? My televangelist zog mom always says dreams are prophetic or something. Maybe this is prophecy of a potential future sisa?

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>>85441
dude they better not be, this nigga had a dream about fucking his mother

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>>85441
I'm not at all religious, no.



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 β„–83328[Reply]

im on day 24 of nofap right now, but i have to wonder, when will i stop feeling sexual/romantic attraction to subhuman roasties of the lesser sex?
<
today i woke up with a strong morning erection which is something i haven't experienced in at least a month, although i don't exactly know what caused it. most sexual "fantasies" i conjure up in my mind are ineffectual in making me aroused, even if they are tailored to my specific fetishes, and i quickly tire of them. i already have a pretty low libido/romantic drive to begin with, but sometimes when i see a specific female who is present in some of my classes, i feel a light romantic inclination towards her, which i know is irrational and retarded, given that i will never be able to truly love and have romantic love reciprocated to me in turn. maybe i should settle for tulpamancy, but i dont know. i don't like the idea of letting a demon live inside of my head, even if that demon looks and sounds like pinkie pie. thoughts, soy9ksisters?
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>tulpas

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>>83328 (OP)
It's less about having little to no sexual attraction and more about being comfortable in your own skin. It's seeing your sexual arousal, feeling it manifest in the form of a strong erection and then just accepting it as a sign of health rather than something that should be suppressed. It's having the thought acknowledged and reassured that it's fine and in fact healthy for it to exist, but also understanding that pondering too much into it is not the solution, as what you're clearly seeking is genuine romantic connection with another person, not pointless pleasure. On that note:
>I feel a light romantic inclination towards her, which I know is irrational and retarded, given that I will never be able to truly love and have romantic love reciprocated to me in turn
Beating yourself up over actual attraction and feelings for someone is going against your male nature and your genetic code, which is bound to hit a roadblock. Trust me, I hate myself a lot and do something similar, albeit a bit more subtly, and that mindset will only bring you misery and a low self-esteem, not humility or happiness. I recommend you stop doing it and to start judging your life from a neutral perspective, seeing both your good and bad traits as they are, to give yourself the comfort you seek from others even when it sounds fake. Trust me, it helps.
God bless you, soyteen.

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sorry brah NHKfag wins

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>>85287
fact flood

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>>85097
forgot to respond to this but thanks for the reply, this bread turned out to be far more interesting than i initially expected.
>you could try to delude yourself into be aromantic/aroace by way of constant affirmation (i.e. thinking to yourself "i will never love roastie")
ive always been pretty hesitant towards that brand of new age/ pop-psych stuff, but i do think this is worth a try. its not a high risk endeavor like tulpamancy where the worst that can happen is that i end up stuck having my conscious psychic energy ripped from me while i become enslaved to a malevolent egregore, and the reward of something good happening (overcoming desire) far outweighs the negative of nothing happening. im not going to rule out tulpas entirely though, but i don't think im very inclined to do it
>truly, i think you should try and talk to that girl you like
i dont really care for her anymore, at least i don't think i do. i notice that my mind only usually wanders to this stuff when i don't have anything that important to be upset or worried about. i can overcome it, at least until i feel another bout of it coming on. i say that because i notice that these feelings usually come in phases, which makes them hard to eliminate entirely, but there is a definite period of reprieve.
>or do what most normies do, and find the "good enough" to piss your life away with
i would rather die alone than settle for a female who doesn't truly love me just because it was economically convenient for her and socially/sexually convenient for me. i say this without a whiff of sour grapes. i seriously cannot think of a more imprisoning life than being a slave to my wife like most married normie males are, getting nagged all day by a loveless, used up female who only settled for them because they're a few years older, have a decent career and they're not dreadfully ugly. the omnipresent fear of being divorced, cheated on or having your life ruined some other way due to a neurotic outburst over a trivial argument does not seem worth it.
<
on this point, something noteworthy is that, unless you're a chad, you will end up contorting and shifting most of your political & philosophical opinions, hobbies and style of self presentation to conformPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 β„–85429

yalls niggas are schizo ahh diddies🀣🀣🀣



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 β„–85417[Reply]

>robot9k


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 β„–84343[Reply]

And when i mean slow i mean in stuff like understanding concepts,understanding punchlines to jokes,school work growing up and most things in my life. And the thing is
never really realized that im slow until like 2 month ago. The really weird part is that I've never been diagnosed with any disability like autism or dyslexia so I may genuinely be retarded and honestly I feel like shit knowing this probably can't be changed
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 β„–85265

If you are net positive taxpayer it's okay.

 β„–85269

I feel the same way I struggled in school from 6th grade to the end of high school and barely passed, I have le 'tism but the doctors said its the high functioning kind so I shouldn't be this retarded, I'm not terrible with social stuff and that's the thing that's honestly the easiest to fix, cus if you're genuinely just slow at figuring things out, finding solutions to things, and understanding things, then really it'll always be like that and you cant do anything.

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>>84499
some people like this never find what they excel at and live their whole lives horrible at everything, its quite sad

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>>84343 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lyV8rx2PrYw?is=qoLabdMXErDVkK8w 2-3 years quad n back training and forget

 β„–85388

>>84499
some people are just naturally slow thinkers and not mentally disabled, idk about op but most likely just a slow thinker

 β„–85389

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We all get their eventually, what's the rush?



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 β„–85271[Reply]

I think my friend is a psychopath, he's genuinely a completely different person around everyone he knows and he goes through girlfriends like nothing, he "knows" probably like 100 different people but I don't think he's true friends with even 10 of them. he once told me and our other friend that he doesn't feel empathy for anyone not close to him but later went back on it. he used to be ugly and unpopular but he had a "glow-up" of sorts and I think that caused him to crave appeal, he just wants people to like him because he never really had that before, I think the reason he's so affectionate to all his relationships that barely last 2 weeks is because he enjoys seeing these women vulnerable and dependent on him just to cut it off. he also makes fun of people as soon as its acceptable to the other people around him, I don't really know what to think about it and really its kinda funny to me but I wanna know what you guys think.

 β„–85272

he sounds okay i guess???

 β„–85278

GET OUT OF THAT FRIENDSHIP

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>>85272
I guess its just funny to me
>>85278
I don't really talk to him much at all tbh

 β„–85385

>>85271 (OP)
this is just how most turbonormies operate though, save for the fastburning relationships



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 β„–85239[Reply]

oh no no no no, /troon9k/ what is this raisin?

 β„–85243

The 'log has been brim for a while, no better than 4cucks r9k now

 β„–85274

>>85243
at least theres no porn

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>>85243
bro have you even used 4cuck's r9k. this is definitely better even with all the bait

 β„–85370

Aryan peas

 β„–85383

instead of adding more brim by making the second frogpost this week whining about shit posts, make a good post



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 β„–85246[Reply]

what do you see when you sleep?

 β„–85251

I will tell in the morning, when i wake up

 β„–85256

yesterday night i was hunted for sport by talking horses

 β„–85319

Killing niggers that were invading my house, Can't remember details doe

 β„–85337

Lately i've had dreams about making up with my old bestest friend

 β„–85338

Dreams and shit GEG

 β„–85365

>>85246 (OP)
had a bad dream about sleeping in a disgusting hostel with bedbugs everywhere, i hate bedbugs
I barely ever dream unless I sleep somewhere unusual and I slept at my grandmothers so that makes sense. Its probably to do with getting barely any REM sleep because I don't sleep much



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 β„–85307[Reply]

What did you googoogagas achieve this week?

 β„–85350

Better sleep. Used to be absolutely fucked, going to bed a like 3PM. I've improved big time and now going to bed around 12:30, and hoping to push it back further to maybe around 11 or 11:30.

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>>85307 (OP)
had a job interview that went well aldoe I don't think I'm gonna get it

 β„–85358

Went to church after a long time of not going



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 β„–85288[Reply]

i think the priests daughter likes me what do i do
And whats with this pattern im noticing of priests/pastors daughter throwing choosing signals to eccentric spergs
Am I being deceived
And one of the homies said the priest would have too high standards for my retarded self to live up to
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 β„–85296

Nice go for it teen

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>>85288 (OP)
go for it my nigga. also im assuming youre orthodox if your priest has kids?

 β„–85304

>>85301
yeah
<unoriginal content

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>>85288 (OP)
start slow my nigga
ask if she wanna do some shit outside of church
>>85290
>4cm
haha shortie

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>>85290
>3-4 cm long micro bwc
Gigaxisters…

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>>85291
dude if she is as you describe her, why are you even asking us? Want to formulate a plan?



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 β„–85303[Reply]

>Hey hunky, want to go on /r9k/ with me?
<Yeah sure.
>What do you think?
<Get this jarty shit off of my screen.


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 β„–85175[Reply]

I'm a femcel and I don't think they do exist. My ex boyfriend from soy was desperate for me at first but then he realized I'm severely autistic and ditched me.
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>>83635 same foid?

 β„–85249

femcels arent real

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>>85248
probably not, that file is named and its a different character
Theres a lot of "im a femcel" bait recently. I wouldn't even mind if women were on the board, but these are clearly bait, incel isn't a gendered word and they could easily phrase any question without making it clear they are female.

 β„–85283

>>85175 (OP)
>ex
Spoiled. You will never find love, whore

 β„–85284

ummm hi lol

 β„–85352

holy bait ts ain't tuff muddy!!!



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 β„–85275[Reply]

Me personally I just play videogames, go on this website,go on tiktok or ig, and maybe jerk off but I always feel unfilled and I tried quiting tiktok but I literally had nothing to do but watch tiktok geg

 β„–85276

try and find hobbies that you enjoy or become a wagie cuck

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watch NASkinos that ppl post on /qa/



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 β„–85264[Reply]

Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on Lindsay.

Lindsay now absolutely refuses to clean up after herself at all. She still refuses to use the toilet which is fine but she NEEDS to clean up after herself. Other than that she is an amazing roommate and we all really like her but this is really becoming a problem. Our boyfriends and girlfriends don't even want to come over anymore. She says it isn't a big deal and that we're making a big deal out of nothing. She says she doesn't tell us how or where to use the bathroom and it isn't her problem that the rest of us just happened to agree on using a specific place to shit when we met and that having roommates means having to make compromises sometimes and putting aside our differences to keep peace in the house and that everyone is hanging up on her.

I went to the shop where she works and from talking to her co-worker it seems like she doesn't behave this way at work or I assume he would have said something so I don't know what her deal is. She refuses to actually discuss this. She doesn't know this yet but Josh is considering moving back with his parents in Wisconsin.

I got along with Lindsay right away when we met and is a super close friend but this is making me wonder if our friendship will even last. Thanks for listening again you guys and I'll keep you guys posted.

 β„–85268

What the fuck did i stumble on



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 β„–85262[Reply]

Happy birthday! Oh yes I am certainly ready to do it! July 8, 2003 I am pouring it right now and it should be ready soon. I can see both sides and it was a very weird lottery. So! Okay. Well she's about to come on gotta go watch those niggertits flop around and support ol' paddlebags. Good luck, everybody!


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