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 â„–78115[Reply]

I wish I was smarter. I wish I weren't a 104iq midwit. Just the curiosity I get from the thought of processing information like a smart person makes me die. Seriously, I would sacrifice any of my other qualities for more intelligence. It feels like Curiosity himself is going to swallow me whole. I am destined for my one and only life to be a dumb, barely sentient one.

I look like that

 â„–78118

The grass is always greener. Mine is around 90 and I'm cursed to lurk instead of creating gemmy threads because I have no idea how to communicate my thoughts

 â„–78119

>I wish I was smarter.

I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

 â„–78141

the only reason I haven't blown my brains out yet is because I'm above average intelligence. although, sometimes I wonder whether I would still have the same problems if I was a little dumber

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Something like a 'midwit' doesn’t really exist. Pseuds are mostly 130+ IQ; they can’t achieve anything great, but they still want to fulfill their role as a 'Young Sheldon' caricature. Find your niche and learn everything about it. There is literally not a single difference except maybe metacognition and faster processing, and even that is probably minimal. Look, Reddit pseuds like to make themselves look great by throwing around euphemisms without giving examples and sharing their 'complex' philosophical work. It sucks because they don’t want you to see the work itself; if you did, you’d realize they are like any other person, just more insufferable because they focus too much on performing 'intelligence.'

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iq 1s fake intellihebce is fake l1ve life and g3t a girlfriend with big boobs to be happy retard


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 â„–78166[Reply]

Sharty stressed me out today and i'm tired

 â„–78167

don't let anything bother you, fellow /calm/ brother


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 â„–78146[Reply]

when I was in middle school my friends made up a rumor about me, saying I had a chode, evendoe they had never seen my dick. so many people believed it and sometimes in the hallways random guys I didn't even know would yell "chode" at me. it was really annoying and I don't know why they did that.

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did you cry? show them your dick

 â„–78165

kill them, i would crash out tbh


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 â„–77747[Reply]

Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee ho
Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee ho
Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee ho
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
I'm up and I raise my cup, singing everything is gold
Crew neck and a white blank check
I'll be moving on my own (yo-del-lay ho)
I walked on sippin' on that love
It's another bumpy road
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my stupid younger brother sings this song sometimes and earlier he was petting the cat and calling him "brother Noah" like the chinktok song

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Unoriginal content, raped for 4 seconds


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 â„–78095[Reply]

If any of you think you missed out on something by never going clubbing - you didn't. There is literally nothing good or interesting going on there. Nightclubs are worst fucking places in the world. It's just a bunch of whores who want free drinks and a bunch of beta cucks who buy them drinks in hopes of getting laid (spoiler alert: most of them don't get laid, and if you don't count raping a girl who's passed out from alcohol then the numbers are even more abysmal). None of those people are actually having fun, they are *pretending* that they're having fun because "well it's a nightclub so I'm supposed to be having fun". Oh and the prices are outrageous - $30 for a single cocktail, are you for real lol. You could not find a more depressing place than that mass gathering of empty-headed whores and cucks.

 â„–78111

>New Soypoop Obsess: Clubbing ( it’s for da heckin low iQ soycattle zognormie niggafoids)

 â„–78121

water is wet
seriously how many times is this type of thread going to be posted
we all ultimately agree on this, explore different hobbies and settings

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Frogtrvke

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>>78095 (OP)
>Clubbing? You mean golfing, right?


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 â„–78133[Reply]

I think that somehow the internet has done more good than bad to me
if it wasn't because of the internet I would be a retarded autistic normgroid with fixation on toys or some retarded shit
I got obsession with stuff that can actually help me get a job and I learned online, like mechanical engineering, I fucking love gears
Also I love planes and that retarded shit but I like the internal workings Wich can also help me get a job with planes or something

Also the internet makes me very happy, cheerful and calm

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>>78133 (OP)
tsmt. if i didnt have the internet i would be essentially getting assraped soycially because i only had my parents for friends until 10th


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 â„–78094[Reply]

Ever notice how whenever a post contains more than 3 ors, it's always some turbo autist? You can measure how autistic each board is just by loading the index and doing CTRL+F " or "

This board by far the highest on this metric.

(mod sticky occurrences don't count but, even then, still 2x more than any other board)
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>>78100
What do you mean? What's that as a regular expression?

 â„–78102

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>>78101
Do this in Firefox

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>>78102
I'll be using Python to do the analysis. I just need to save some threads first.

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I fucking knew it.

(0.033894-0.022467)/0.033894=0.337139
[34% more autistic than /pol/]

(0.033894-0.019094)/0.033894=0.436655
[44% more autistic than /soy/]

Just as I anticipated.

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>>78123
ooh this is interesting
>Give me a link for a file sharing website
have you tried uploading directly? or zip up all your files and send via catbox.moe

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>>78124
https://files.catbox.moe/gyzns9.zip


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 â„–78054[Reply]

Gotta love it when you're ditched by your foid friends because the driver "doesn't allow boys in their car" because they "have a boyfriend"

What a fucking joke

 â„–78070

Stand your ground

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its ovaa

 â„–78110

what does this even mean

 â„–78117

>>78054 (OP)
brutally cucked


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 â„–77984[Reply]

I geniunely cannot stand being around autists.
I’m sorry but holy fuck i get why they have minimal friends whenever they don’t try to mask or be socially engaged they are seriously so unbearable to be around

I’ll just list the things that annoy me:
•Either no eye contact or full deadpan stare, minimal body language involved during interactions, they seriously cannot interpret micro-expressions or read tones/ moods appropriately
•Absolutely no social awareness or care about societal norms, acts out in public and around friend groups with no filter
•Constantly drone about a topic that often nobody fucking gives a shit about
•Quite rude most the time and are a bit insensitive
•Did I mention that they’re socially quite unpleasant and cannot multi-task? holy shit they are so awful at working in any workplace that doesn’t involve their niche interest
•Unkempt and usually smell like ass
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 â„–78025

My brothers autistic and holy fuck he is one selfish lazy fuck, expects everything from my family does not work and gets mad when its brought up. He loves to talk about empathy and how none of us have it when he wants everything his way. He gets attention by acting like he gets headaches and random pain signals every minute which he interestingly only does when people are around to signal to others how fucking bad it is for him. He cant make friends because the only thong he talks about to people are his mental proble.s and past traumas and how much more he suffers than the person he is talking to which is extremely narcasicstic because he cant imagine anyone else having problems worse than his.
<
Is also a faggot as i learned, but i dont realy care at this point because its almost nothing compared to the other problems

 â„–78051

I have autism and I honestly exhibit like half of these, I hate myself and I'd give everything to become neurotypical

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>>77984 (OP)
I'm only 1 and 4 on your list, do you still hate me?

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>>77984 (OP)
i agree with this i fucking hate them

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>>78105
but i also have level 1 autism so idk

 â„–78116

i have autism level 92898923892839 im trans btw


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Who made this help
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Kinda gay test, it's mostly about Xwitter dynamics

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>>77032 (OP)
>who made this help
>help
pooner specific timmyniggerblabble detected post discarded

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>>77327
I glowed to hard on this one I'll 'pologise

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Heres a screenshot of 100% so you can brag about how much of a chud you are to your tranny friends.

 â„–77819

>derailing threads is chuddy
To answer your question, OP: a lurker and/or larper

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I don't wanna try
fuck the world and fuck my life
I can't take this shit anymore
so sick of this, life's a chore


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 â„–78036[Reply]

i know race doesn't really matter but i lowkey could not have had a worse ancestry, my dad is black so i have african ancestry and on my mom's side its all SEAmonkeys, she comes from vietnam and i have a bunch of family in indonesia, cambodia, laos, even china, i guess im lucky as im not born in a african shithole but still
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>race doesnt matter but heres why I believe race matters

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>>78042
when did i say that you nigger i just complained

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>>78045
I don't know. Why would you complain about it if you really thought it didn't matter. You can't even have respect for you own race, calling yourself a SEAmonkey geg.

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>>78048
just because i dont like it doesnt mean it matters that much in the real world, im just putting out what i think about it

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>>78036 (OP)
Built for Bleaching

 â„–78060

I think race is the least important thing although it may be harder to get jobs if you’re an Arab for example in Germany. The birthplace is something that matters the most, if you’re a Pajeet born in Canada you will likely do well in the capitalist grind, if you’re born in India it’s practically over


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 â„–77899[Reply]

yesterday, i had a small fallback with gooning.
it was just once, and it happened out of me testing myself with what i got epi'd by. i know how retarded that is
anyways, i was wondering if that'd be any major setback with rewiring from it.
i also want to make sure i'm staying off the degenerate path i was on, as i want to keep making a change after the mistakes i've made.
<
this seems like a dumb thread to make, but maybe some of you can give me motivation and information on this
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>>77918
this is a good point, it works better for me when i simply forget about it. that seems to be the best way to do it
>>77935
accurate, stressing over it can make it worse

 â„–77938

This might sound basic or like something you’ve heard before but it has helped me.
If you relapse don’t think of it like tripping and falling all the way down the mountain to where you must start all over again, but rather as a stumble off a pathway from which you can recover or a few steps back which are easily made up for.
God bless.

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>>77938
you don't have to worry about it being basic, that's actually a great mindset to take. thanks

 â„–78021

I've been off porn before for a few months, doing nofap (October and November 2023), later easypeasy (latter half of 2024). I practically went back to watching porn in 2025, and I found it's mostly a think of mindset.

I forgot exactly how I relapsed, but I know it was partly of curiosity (read: cope). I've been watching 90% hentai (mostly on R34) since I was 13 or so (I'm 20 now).

Like others have said, don't think too much of the relapse. And what I found out is that you have to give yourself an intrinsic reason why you shouldn't jerk off. For me it was the idea that I'll have a bad relationship once I get a girlfriend and I'll objectify her if I keep watching porn. That has worked for a few months, but I kinda stopped caring about that as time passed.

 â„–78023

>>78021
i've been taking it well, and that's a good way to put it. it definitely depends on your approach
>I've been watching 90% hentai (mostly on R34)
geg it was like that for me too, though i had moments where i wasn't being careful enough with what i gooned to with R34 and hentai.
while it can make me feel shitty thinking back to it, it gave me a good reason to stop. it shows that having an intrinsic reason helps as you've said
but thanks for the post, i'm leaving off a reply to show that you haven't wasted your time with making it as i'm still here and looking at this thread

 â„–78047

>>77938
tsmt

antibot


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 â„–77988[Reply]

i meet a dude and I got into a homo relationship

thing is, I don't know how to feel even about my own sexuality, I feel like a snowflake for being a fag and a retard for having homophobic thoughts
I won't go around having sex with 1000 dudes like the average faggots does since I want a actual normal stable monogamous relationship
Still I don't know how to feel about it

 â„–77995

this baited me

 â„–78035

>>77988 (OP)
Stop being a self hating insecure bitch


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 â„–78011[Reply]

>So if you think your life is complete confusion!
>Because you never win the game!
>Just remember that it's a grand illusion!
>And deep inside we're all the same!
>We're all the same!

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 â„–69478[Reply]

A lot of things happen in my childhood that severely fucked me up.
I wanna know what other things fucked you up, since relating to someone else makes me feel better.
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>>74631
Don’t do… it… cause you would’ve wasted your entire life if you did. Now that you’re a little better, you’ve got enough time to make up for what you lost.

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>>77944
ameritards created their own doom with their shitty fake culture. its always settler countries that have these stories btw

 â„–77956

>>74631
I can save you…

 â„–77961

To start off, my dad is a chronically online turbosperg who smells like shit and lives like Asmongold. He even watches him geg. Fairly sure my mom solely married him for his looks.
I caught him messaging random streamers on discord (he's married and nearing 50 lmfao), but there was one e-girl he took a particular liking to and gave REAL MONEY to. When I browsed his DM history, he turned out to have spent over hundreds of pounds in supplying her with gifts and games meanwhile he would never even lift a finger to make food for me and my mom. Decided to send a joke confession to the e-girl along the lines of "hey bby can we go out ;)" because I was absolutely pissed.
Two days later, he bursts into my room and there's a fist raised against my face. He tries to take my life. Long story short, police arrive and he threatens to kill himself, going so far as to position a knife against his throat.
Unfortunately the most that happens is that he gets arrested for a day, and doesn't end up committing suicide.

 â„–77998

this is gem trauma dump thread
<brap
I was groomed on dercord starting freshmen year in highschool by femboy furfags. Before this my psychopath childhood friend who was one of those DID types tried convincing me I was trans and got me to cross dress and start shaving my legs. We were like the same age so idk if it was grooming or not but it fucked me up long term, idk. Anyways, the 'cord group I was in started to reel me in during the start of covid, like 2020, so I just sunk into it really hard. I was consistently in contact with adults who wanted me to take estrogen to not be a gross old man o algo. Now I'm still a faggot ev&oe I want to be a child of god and start a family and have kids to save the white race o algo
<braaapp

 â„–78007

>>69478 (OP)
i was groomed at nine into liking a bunch of fucked up shit (think the brimmiest of brimstone without being illegal) and frequently was exposed to games and content of that before i even knew what sex was. it developed a primordial addiction which still carries over and had been difficult to beat until a few months ago
>inb4 c0e7 still thinks im 9


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