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 №91201[Reply]

I haven't gooned in a few months by now and I don't have any lustful thoughts during the day but I sometimes have these dreams where I'm in my home and I get the urge to goon. When I give into the urge, I get filled with immense shame and the dream ends before I do anything. For the first moments after waking up I feel like I really failed and gooned again. It's never a wet dream and I don't wake up with a boner or anything. They usually happen right before I wake up. Has anyone else experienced something like this?
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 №91278

>>91201 (OP)
dis happens to me constantly, just ignore it and move on when it happens

 №91283

thats a wet dream and it happens because you have no sexual outlet this happens to everyone retard

 №91286

>>91283
nobaldi normal dreams about gooning nusoi

 №91287

>>91201 (OP)
this is good

 №91999

Today I had a very disgusting wet dream about something I would not find arousing at all. Only a little nut came out cuz of how I wasn’t into what was occuring in my dream so I’m not a weirdo

 №92001

>>91999
can we consider this a GET


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 №91872[Reply]

When people talk to me or im reading something it always takes like 10 seconds to understand what they're trying to tell me compared to everyone else. Is this fixable or am I just retarded

 №91888

>>91872 (OP)
it's same for me, I can't switch my attention quickly when concentrated on something, like reading. Don't know about others doe. Sometimes I give odd answers because of it

 №91889

You're probably autistic. I'm retarded (autistic) and that's exactly what happens to me.

 №91902

>>91888

>it's same for me, I can't switch my attention quickly when concentrated on something, like reading.
That is normal but op didnt say anything about being concentrated on a task so he might genuinely be slow

 №91916

>>91902
Yea i might just be slow, im going to ask my doctor for pills or something

 №91982

I’m like that too, and I’ve only just been able to appreciate how bad it is because I constantly have to talk to people under loud conditions at my job, and I almost never understand them until I’ve already asked them to repeat themselves. Doebeit, I think I’ve been getting better at filling in the blanks, so maybe you can mitigate it with experience


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 №91925[Reply]

Does anyone else randomly jerk their head to the side for no reason? Any idea on what it is because I'm pretty sure it's not Tourettes or something

 №91929

I heard that if you do it too quickly you can break your neck. I do this often to see if God still loves me watches over me.

 №91981

It mostly happens to me when I’m tired. I think it’s like a really small hypnic jerk


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 №91718[Reply]

i heard women liike austistic men. Is this true or is this like those online women do. If it is it could be my ticket.
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 №91761

They don't, normies will never love us. We are an abomination to them. The reason some women express love for autistic guys is because they essentially view us as pets. Beaten dogs that they can adopt and take care of but which will never be equal to them. You'll be perpetual friend zoned and essentially became a cuck to whatever women are "interested" in you. You need to understand that most people view us as dangerous animals to be feared or weak kids that need to be coddled. We aren't human to them. Your only chance is with female spergs

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>>91760
i do not have that

 №91948

le wholesome aspiechan would never do that to me though

 №91949

>>91718 (OP)
Absolutely not. You're gonna be compensating.

 №91970

sadly not, never tell a woman you're on the spectrum or else they will infantilize you and treat you like you have cerebral palsy

 №91978

>>91970
oh wow really that would be terrible. My life would be like a troon.


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 №91520[Reply]

I hate niggers, women, faggots, and trannies. All of equal, yet starkly high proportions.
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 №91960

>>91959
>clavicular
>BP faggots
^who are gay and brown if you didn't already know
>faggots

 №91961

What about yourselff????

 №91962

>>91960
>Just names narcissistic metrosexuals who are obsessed about having sex with woman and then just mentions faggots
When I asked this question I meant people who are actually gay. People who are open about how much of a faggot they are. The people you mentioned are so obsessed about having sex with women they get surgeries to alter every aspect of self. Everything they do is about having sex with women. Clavicular has sex with women and so do other looksmaxxers which is what I assume you mean by "BP faggots". It's well know that women are disproportionately murdered by their intimate partners such as boyfriends and husbands. Women are also mainly raped by men, no one asks a rapist for his sexuality but I doubt he is sexually attracted to guys. When faggots murder people they usually murder other faggots or just men, they don't go after women.

 №91964

>>91962
clavicular kissed a troon recently. BPniggers also believe in the homocel hypothesis. which is completely retarded and they just want an excuse to be faggots.

also look at faggots, they're usually people who got rejected or they are incels who want attention. faggots bitch and moan about women all of the time. maybe just not bisexual niggers

 №91967

>>91964
>clavicular kissed a troon recently
This was debunked, she's an actual woman who was confused with a tranny he was talking to earlier.
>homocel hypothesis
This is just extremely niche BP insanity. I can assure you most looksmaxxers and incels don't believe in this.
>faggots are usually rejected or incels desperate for attention
What are you talking about nigga? Most faggots are the ones with cock lisp who have been doing this since they were children. They were never rejected or ever looked for women romantically.
>faggots bitch and moan about women all the time
Francis E. Dec level schizophrenia. As mentioned before most faggots are the cock lisped ones who always hang around women. Every time I've seen a faggot in real life they're hanging around women and in a friend group with majority women. The only way I've ever seen gay men talk negative about women is when they insult their biology such as vaginas. I've only ever seen this once and reviling women's bodies is extremely different from looksmaxxers and incels who are the complete opposite. Loving women's bodies while hating who they are as people. Also no response to the murders and rapes. Fags molest children and that's enough to hate them without lying and saying they hate women as well.

 №91968

>>91960
Homosexual blackpillers use men as a simulacrum of women because they view themselves as incapable of getting with an actual woman. 90% of blackpillers would abandon their beliefs immediately upon receiving positive attention from a woman, they "hate" women only because they think women do not like them back. Being sexually/romantically attracted to women is functionally the foundation of being a blackpiller lol. Some people are exceptions to this ofc.
>>91964
>also look at faggots, they're usually people who got rejected or they are incels who want attention
No, they usually just have unresolved childhood trauma. Which is why a big chunk of them are rape victims. I cannot think of any faggot I've seen that was scornful of women.


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 №91883[Reply]

I just peeled some banana and tried to see how big of a bite I can take and shoved the most I can into my mouth before marking it with my teeth without fully biting down to be able to measure how much fit into my mouth and it was about 9 cm before it hit the back of my throat, the average cock is like 14~ cm, where does the other 6-ish cm go when performing blowjobs?
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 №91904

>>91883 (OP)
kill yourself nigger
<unoriginal content space

 №91918

A 1996 study by Pendergrass et al. using vinyl polysiloxane castings taken from the vaginas of 39 Caucasian women, found the following ranges of dimensions:[3]

lengths (measured using rods): 6.9 to 14.8 cm (2.7 to 5.8 in);
widths: 4.8 to 6.3 cm (1.9 to 2.5 in);
introital diameters: 2.4 to 6.5 cm (0.94 to 2.56 in)
anything else is just extra

 №91920

>>91883 (OP)
You're confusing blowjob and deepthroat.

 №91921

>>91918
Vaginas only getting to around 15 cm length would make sense with average penis length.

 №91924

Hahahahahaha, faggot

 №91954

>>91918
thats not the length and width during intercourse. it relaxes.
>>91883 (OP)
ideal dick is whatever your heart can reasonably pump blood into and your genetic NO quality. you also need an angle to your dick, if your dick is perfectly straight its the perfect shape to impact the least friction.

why the fuck is everyone talking about dicks here all of a sudden?


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 №91930[Reply]

I've been wondering said thing lately, personally i think a new soysphere website will be created that will replace the Sharty

 №91931

no shit? fucking retard

 №91932

>no shit? fucking retard
Well yeah its the most likely scenario apart from an exodus to soybooru or soyjak forum

 №91934

some splinter will take over, the most tragic loss would be the wiki and the booru honestly

 №91935

>>91934
The wiki is going to be 'chived

 №91953

>>91930 (OP)
live my life in peace


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 №91691[Reply]

Massive SNCA but I just wanted to vent.
I'm a nusoi (joined last year).
But I've been thinking about quitting the soyspehere for some time now. The website used to be very fun, I would spend a lot of time laughing at the jokes. But now, its just stale, every thing just feels the same.

Everyone says the soysphere is dying, but I think that the soysphere is just like a sheperd's tone, it feels like it's descending and going on a downward spiral, but in reality, it has always been like this.

I don't think the website itself is the problem, but I'm the problem. I'm still young, and I think I just realized that I don't want to spend a big part of my day in here. And the soysphere is mostly about politics and useless drama, which I don't really care about.

It's sad because I wish I could stay to make more 'jaks, and I met a lot of cool people in here. I find it really hard to say goodbye, but I guess it's for my own good.

Maybe I'll just use it occasionally, or maybe I'll leave forever.
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>>91691 (OP)
the pph is lower than it used to be and good threads are becoming more and more rare i do think its dying. Also our shardee cultur is getting appropriated by instagram fail-normies

 №91909

>>91713
>bait
I don't really fall for bait, I used to when I first joined. But then I just realized that the best way to end bait is just to ignore it, or just take it as a joke.
Sure, it hides good threads with brimstone, but I can just ignore them and find the threads i want.
>namefag drama
'booru is filled with these. It's kinda funny to sit back and see people shitfling, though I can see why this can be a bit annyoing for normal soybeans.

 №91910

>>91715
Quote is going to shut it down once the website gets boring (or dead), 3-4 years was just his guess.

 №91919

>>91691 (OP)
Im also a nusoi that joined in january 2025. Even though i havent been using it for that long the site isnt the same as it was when i first joined, the only reason i still even browse this site is because its been a habit for me to use it everyday.

This site works in the same way a gambling addiction would work, every time you go on here theres either going to be complete shit on the catalog of every board or you'll see good threads that are funny, with it being random each time you go on this site

 №91922

ID brapperald
Now I look like a schizo, talking to myself

 №91923

>>91691 (OP)
As a prehistoric soy, who's been kinda detached from the sphere since the fall of /qa/ I'd definitely say thibgs have shifted a lot. I check on things from time to time and how I'd word it is, it's just lost the spirit. It's like it's become dull. The autistic fervor of the early days is just not there anymore. It's just subsisting. But it's been like this for some while now. I think 4chan influx made things worse. All they want is just another 4chan but without the cuckery that goes on in there. I feels it's just very boring in here at this point.


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 №91657[Reply]

>dont talk to me, together i feel more alone
>forget my name, you and i have nothing in common
>there is no point in introducing me
>i know my place, in a long line in the back
>i know myself and i dont reccomend her to anyone
>shes worth ignoring for good
>i always said i was different from the rest
>now i stay quiet, before i ruin your mood
>im getting addicted to self isolating myself
>the free time in which i did not enjoy myself
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 №91770

>>91678
moooooooooooooooooooooooooododdddds

 №91798

Man, I cried when I first finished zellig. I know it's kind of a tranime but the ending song hits especially hard. I've felt exactly like that so many times.

 №91832

>>91798

its pure, one of my favorite animations, everyday when i think i am feeling too happy i remember that hazbin hotel has 2 seasons and zellig only has one episode
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not that i completely hate hazbin hotel, my gf forced me to watch a bit of it, and i like the sister show helluva boss quite a bit(started watching cause of the voice actor for zim being in it)… both however are nothing compared to zellig

 №91859

>>91832
If you haven't already I'd recommend watching Watamote. It's not the same but if you like one you'll probably like the other, personally Tomoko is more relatable to me than Maya. I think that the association 'zellig has with a lot pedos and weird people has made many people unfairly dislike the series and not look at it from an unbiased perspective

 №91895

lil watermark has a pretty good cover of this song called "life part 4 and im dating a whore"

 №91912

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>>91895
holy gem, thank you for showing me this.


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 №91763[Reply]

How do you actually stop dandruff?
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 №91775

Idk i just showered more often and it went away

 №91779

i dont know but do NQT use the head and shoulders

 №91797

>>91763 (OP)
packers Pine tar shampoo or maybe the grandpa soap company stuff o algo. Do NQT use the heads and shoulders or anything that is clear

 №91819

head & shoulders anti-dandruff actually helped me, but you can try some other other brand, revalid werks too
make sure you massage your scalp properly and thoroughly each time

 №91881

>>91797
>>91779
ohnonono ive been using the head and shoulders

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>>91881
head and shoulders hasnt helped me at all, i use dercos anti dandruff shampoo and diprosalic every 2 or so weeks (you might need to apply it more often at the beginning talk to a dermatologist). if you are going to use diprosalic i recommend the liquid solution (pic rel) not the ointment . Your dandruff can also be caused by surfactants in shampoo. A lot of skincare shit is trial and error because a lot of common afflictions have very similar symptoms.


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 №91868[Reply]

Why do I keep giving my valuable time to people who don't care if I've lived a hard life

 №91869

>I've lived a hard life
How hard? What's been so hard?

 №91871

[Verse 1]
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

[Chorus]
In my life, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care
If I live or die?

 №91873

>>91871
geg, I was thinking the same

 №91875

I lived a haaard life now im in a city filled with brainwashed idiots that eat grain sludgee

 №91879

to people who id much ratherrrrr kick in theeeee eyeeeeeeeeeeeee

 №91892

oh boohoo your life was hard wah wah everyone needs to care or it hurts your little feelings, how about you stop complaining like a fucking retard with a soft spot on their head and you jump into moving traffic.


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 №91886[Reply]

But Heaven knows I’m miserable now

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 №91878[Reply]

>hamming it up

 №93380

kill yourself nigger
<'ori'ginal


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 №91778[Reply]

I think I'm gonna try to change my life.
I have this urge to just completely abandon all my distractions, delete all online accounts, stop using the internet and fully focus on improving myself physically and mentally.
The biggest problem that I need to fix is my lack of social skills. My whole life I've lived in a remote place without much social interaction and I never talk to anyone I don't know, I've never even ordered in a restaurant. I have no idea how I could begin fixing this, where do I meet new people my age without coming off as a total retard?
I also don't know what I should be doing with my free time, I know reading books and working out but you can't really do that the whole day.

 №91783

Yes, it's extremely important to have people in your life. After all, humans are social creatures, so it's good that you've realised that. Tbh I don't know how to solve this problem either.

 №91843

Beautiful stuff. Since you’ve never ordered at a restaurant treat yourself to good raw steak. 2 birds one stone if you want to fix diet too

 №91850

There's nothing with doing this BTW, the internet is not worth your entire life and at any point you can reintegrate yourself back to being a normalCHAD
Also I think watching vlogs or similar shit for a while can help you preview the daily life of a sex-haver


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 №91849[Reply]

I… I think I love you

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