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 β„–102306[Reply]

I’m a fat fuckinh retard, gimme reppies

 β„–102310

Nigger lose some weight

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>>102310
No, it’s genetic

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>>102318
exercise

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>>102318
'tides too

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>>102318
retard excuse. Do excercise and get a bear body. stop being a fat fuck.

 β„–102494

nigga you is not fried by flouride



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 β„–102084[Reply]

anyone have any getting ghosted stories they want to share?
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>>102461
the fucking karens there took your number from her

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>>102465
Its very possible. I gave it to her on a piece of paper, so they could have seen me do it and taken it from her later. She wasn't the defiant type so if that did happen she probably would have gotten scared and given it up.

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>>102466
the funny thing i feel they did this because she wasnt crazy and just a depressive case, if you had fallen for a bpdemon they wouldnt care cause she's HECKIN STRONG AND INDEPENDENDZZZZ

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>>102467
>A depressed woman ends up finding someone they actually like being alive around
>The guy actually notices and gives his number, allowing her the option to take it further if shes interested
<HES FUCKING ABUSING HER!!!! HES TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER!!!!

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>>102468
women view being into shy introverted girls as LITERALLY RAPE

then they go use the MEGA VIBRO COCK 5000 AUTOFUCK RAPE EDITION to gain some semblance of pleasure to their desensitized used up dried up cunts while reading "THE 20 FOOT BILLIONAIRE RAPIST WEREWOLF WHO RAPED ME TILL I LOVED HIM" or they read a handmaidens tale to warm up their pussys to the thought of being government sponsored rape toys

i fucking hate foids so much.

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>>102467
>>102468
>>102469
It was a policy that we weren't allowed to engage romantically or give each other contact info, so it would make sense if that rule was applied equally. But clearly it wasn't because I remember several BPDemon girls openly flirting with me and making sexual jokes and nothing was done about it. Frankly I don't think they were attracted to me, they just wanted to make me uncomfortable. I'm kind of upset now.

The women working there were all absolutely the type of women to get upset at seeing a relationship between two young people in which the girl was more submissive.

Man I really, really miss that girl.



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 β„–102440[Reply]

Why do I need to spend sleepless nights studying for a job I won't even enjoy
I don't care about achievements I just want to enjoy my sub human life then die my sub human death

 β„–102443

You are le slave, depsite official slavery abolish in 19's century



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 β„–100945[Reply]

be me
21 years old
no pussy
no bitches
no job
boring bitch ass NEET
no social life
bedroom dweller
should i just kill myself at this point
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>>100956
>Waaa im a useless nigger who cant give himself purpose i need to kill myself!!!
this is why they call you a GOYIM

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>>100995
How the fuck would you get money as a NEET? It seems impossible unless you somehow get successful one day. I'm not counting freelance as it doesn't really count

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>>100991
Maybe the white race deserves to go extinct

 β„–101050

god shut the fuck up

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>>101014
I knew someone who would just drive around delivering special packages and he earned a fatter salary than any wagie. I also knew someone who made custom halloween decoration and sold donuts in a lederhosen costume. Just be creative and consider who your customers would be.

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>>100945 (OP)
do you live with your parents? how do you deal with the pressure to leave home? or the shame?
or if not then how else how do you support yourself?



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 β„–101959[Reply]

Does anyone here have any experience with psychiatry/therapy? It seems kinda retarted to me but I'm wondering if I should give it a try anyway since I have nothing to lose. I mean like I've heard some scary stories about it but first of all those are from amerikkka and I live in a europoor country and second of all I already know the dangers of it so I'm not gonna take some random meds or say some stupid shit like saying I have suicidal thoughts or I'm gonna shoot up a school or something
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>>102071
i think this happened to a guy named daniel marsh
intresting story
this is why you never ask for (((help)))

 β„–102120

It helped me

 β„–102260

Therapy is a scam anon, they'll just gaslight you into believing their BS and accepting a lie and if you don't they'll just medicate the shit out of you

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>>102260
not always the case though.

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>>102261
>he thinks it's not always like that
sorry anon you have been lobotomized by their medication and I will not be gaslit by a used up roastie

 β„–102426

If you feel like you genuinely want the help and will do what they advise (to a reasonable extent of course-like making tiny changes not taking meds you don't want kind of thing) then it might be worth it.



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 β„–102302[Reply]

if you really want to lose your virginity, why don't you try escorts?
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 β„–102304

Im gonna die a khhv

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>>102302 (OP)
Ts what i’ve been saying
SEA bar girls too

 β„–102335

that's not the point idiot

 β„–102405

>If you want to be wealthy, why don't you just rent a mansion for one day

That's not the point. Nobody really cares about losing virginity, what we want is a long term relationship with a woman. If you purely want sexual satisfaction it's not that hard to find it, even as an ugly guy, what we want is love. Prostitutes will give you some temporary pleasure but they'll never actually love you, don't waste your time and money on them

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>>102405
>That's not the point.
it kind of if
>Nobody really cares about losing virginity,
those who haven't do, retartd
>what we want is a long term relationship with a woman.
impossible. foids are such whores nowadays they can't stick with the same guy
>If you purely want sexual satisfaction it's not that hard to find it, even as an ugly guy,
fair, prostitues exist
>what we want is love.
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 β„–102409

I probably will in the future



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 β„–101774[Reply]

Met this really cute foid that I like on a dating app. We get along really well and I think she is cute, BUT she has slept with 5 different men and now I want to kill myself
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I mean you could always just…

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>>101776
brutal tvrkpill

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>>101794
nah man turks atleast bring tasty kebabs, some of them are problematic but the most i met are secular and very nice

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>>101775
>Excusing white foids being roasties
Simpnats will hang on the day of the rope as well

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>>101774 (OP)
at least she honestly told you her body count. she could've said 1 or 2 and decieve you. OR she lied to you and it is more than 5

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forgot to remove it, 'gated



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 β„–102254[Reply]

any 'tistic foids here, please feel free to check out my thread on /date/

>>375

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>>102254 (OP)
fuck it didnt work. well, its thread number 375 on /date/ ill link it here: https://soyjak.st/date/thread/375.html#10411

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>>102254 (OP)
obsessed r9k wont let me just put "up" geeeeeg

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 β„–102284

<Nigger aint no foids on the sharty

 β„–102327

I hope you get banned for advertising

 β„–102362

the foids here probably more hung than OP



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 β„–101061[Reply]

Here's my thread where I whine about wanting a girlfriend or a femboy,now give me replies and feel bad for me
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 β„–102324

I get complaining about not having a gf, but if you are a FAGGOT grindr is free and gay people are easy (or so I've heard)

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>>102301
Women are… very very hard to understand,im not blackedpilled but im not a womans guy since I haven't really been talking to them since my childhood (aside from relatives)
so yur standards start dropping fast because femgoys are just dudes like you,they understand you,while still preserving the only thing that makes women attractive,feminine nature (im also brown so it makes it even worse)

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>>102328
Never resort to becoming a faggot
to be so raped even your soul gets violated is a fate worse than death
also AIDS

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>>102329
I know… but women arent nice to me,I dont have any connections,and its not like I want a dude to fuck,him just being like a girlfriend who hugs me and says nice things while looking like a girl is what I honestly need,to be my emotional support and say how much he loves me (and no im not completely a faggot most men are ugly and repulsive as shit and I can only tolerate femgoys)

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>>101067
>we
GET OUT!

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>>102330
I get it, foids are complete shit but even then while you're with him you know and he knows you're with a guy, and that it's faggot shit
it's better to become a wizard at this point that to deal with used up, blown out roasties or become spiritually raped enough to date a crossdresser



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 β„–102350[Reply]

>work in a lab in a USA university
>grad student in the 4th year uses AI to rewrite a presentation that got corrupted
>presentation was just a small weekly thing the lab does
>grad student gets flamed by the professor and the rest of the audience
>grad student has to write all the graphs/equations on the whiteboard
>grad student freezes in the middle because he blanks on what mirror to use
>still silent after five minutes
>starts screaming about how nothing has a purpose, and how everything is a waste
>yells at the professor about how the whole world was fucked up and everyone is either depressed on (((meds)))
>talks about how the world is inherently unfair and that normies are the cause of this evil
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>>102350 (OP)
he got a nihilism

 β„–102352

it was so fucking sudden
he js stood there for 5 minutes and then a flip switched in his brain and he burst into tears
might have been because he uses too much weed



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 β„–101670[Reply]

>be me
>go outside
>see 2 birds sitting next to each other on a lamp
>…
>…
>remember im alone
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>>102163
>nueva school

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>>102166
nuke the entire bay area

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>2 birds
all you need is 1 stone, anon…

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>>101670 (OP)
Elliot Rodger spoke about this

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>>101670 (OP)
go to /date/ then chuddy

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>>102272
get supersaged nigger
/date/ is straight coal



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 β„–102265[Reply]

learn taichi

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learn it

 β„–102326

would rather learn shaolin kung fu

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>>102326
judo mogs, gooknigger



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 β„–101195[Reply]

you're not an incel? just get a girlfriend and hold on to her for more than 4 months
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I have seen what happens to men who desperately chase pussy. There is no rush

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no but you dont get it, i am an incel doe

 β„–101290

im working on becoming more attractive but my personality is foid repellent so ive pretty much given up on that

 β„–101301

it's not that fun

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>>101235
Nigger you are on the Sharty
I heavily doubt this shit

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>>102291
i have friends

just not normal ones



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 β„–101826[Reply]

are gfs worth it trying to get one
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>>102279
and you're a retarded vaginal slave
pull a Ronnie McNutt and lemme see you paint the wall behind you, faggot

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>>102243
I agree with you, there are some quite nice horses
Just never marry them
Never get attached because they VILL leave you
And dont be a (((cuck)))

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>>102294
>>102294
I mispelled bump holy shit

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>>102293
Marrying is never worth it. Even if you are feeling certain you will live the rest of your lives together, what does either staying at the girlfriend/boyfriend level, or even getting engaged but not going further, change? Theres a couple tax benefits but its not worth the risk of losing 50% of everything you own and your kids because she felt like cheating on you and the (((judge))) of course sides with her

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>>102298
so unbelievably true
this has happened to so many of my parents' friends even
such a shame.

this is why you fuck them and refuse marriage.



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 β„–102257[Reply]

How do I get these two lesbians I know to have sex with me

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>>102257 (OP)
ask

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>>102259
ok
>rare

 β„–102307

nearly all lesbians are bi so if they are already talking to you it shouldn't be that hard

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>>102259
>>102257 (OP)
Thats one of my favorite The smiths songs

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>>102259
do thize

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>>102307
this is true, from my experience
<just say you're a communist who loves troons and they'll be slobbering all over your cock



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