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lookmaxxing is misogynist

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Iyicitv



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 â„–76991[Reply]

walking through two streets, i saw:
>a norwood 6 homeless man who hadnt showered in days walking in and out of a cornershop trying to talk to the indian cashiers
>another homeless man with a massive head of hair and a bushy beard sitting outside of that same corner shop who shouted at me in complete gibberish
>a homeless woman with scabs all over her face making strange movements outside of a different shop along the same street
>various other homeless people not worthy of note
>multiple tents situated in alcoves, some almost completely fallen down but still presumably with people living in them
>pigeons picking at the bits of leftover food near the tents
>one of those "tech repair shops" that are comprised of nothing but fluorescent lights, white walls & floors and shelves of vapes, bootleg goods and some vaguely phone related goods which seem to be everywhere now and are always ran by indians/pakis
>an abundance of shitskins, particularly jeets and arabs, to the point where there were probably just as many of them as there were irish people, if not more, all with the very same subhuman, sub80IQ stare
>one of the fattest and ugliest negresses ive ever seen in years
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>>77144
<go do something meaningful with your life
>defeatist mentality
I'm sure you're really gonna save the white race by clitty leaking and arguing with people online like all you retards do

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>>77144
you aren't doing shit either

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crack the tweaker homeless wompa

 â„–77274

Sounds like Antwerp. Just leave, move to the country side, I know people dont like the "running away" dynamic, but why would you choose to live in such a shitty reality where you dont even profit from anything?

 â„–77275

You just need to be realisitic with yourself for a minute, you as a random person in europe, not spectacularly rich or smart, have no power to do anything against this sort of shit. So why would you suffer in it? Its for nothing!

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sorry for the late reply, i forgot i made this thread o algo
>>77005
then what is?
>>77048
they seem like a bit of a larp-y movement to be honest, though i know very little about them. they arent yet in my country so i dont think it warrants any significant research
>>77062
>stop caring about politics
politics, and the political landscape of my country, directly affect my life. its a reasonable concern to want to meaningfully influence the world around you and make it better through political action against undesirables.
>>77082
my thoughts on this are basically just what >>77091 said. you need to have great genetics, a great upbringing and a great education to become a successful politician in most cases
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 â„–77500[Reply]

The only reason I haven’t roped yet is because Dr. Soystein has my drugged on Zoloft and Wellbutrin so I remain a compliant goycattle zogslave. I have no friends and go to a depressing community college. I still live with my parents. I have a stack of unread books and an electric guitar I haven’t touched since the day I got it. I spend my days browsing YouTube, xitter and SNCA imageboards that aren’t even entertaining anymore since it’s all recycled zoomer garbage or meaningless political slop that’s meant to make your clitty leak. I don’t believe in religion and can’t even blame the joos and be a chud since I’m a mongrel half Hispanic amerimutt that will not go to hyperborea o algo. I fucking hate this existence.

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>I’m a mongrel half Hispanic amerimutt that will not go to hyperborea o algo
Who cares bro just live your life geg im a literal shitskin and i haven't cared at all
>that aren’t even entertaining anymore since it’s all recycled zoomer garbage or meaningless political slop that’s meant to make your clitty leak.
> I have a stack of unread books and an electric guitar I haven’t touched since the day I got it.
You could try replacing whenever you watch youtube xitter or go on snca imageboards all the time with Using those Things Or something
>I have no friends and go to a depressing community college. I still live with my parents
I'm pretty sure there are people who are still in college and live with their parents too housing market is pretty fucked iirc
Never hurts to try making new friends imo my biggest Mistake was shutting Myself off from Trying to do any New social communication with people and its Made me really Socially Retarded and weird
there's about more than 5 billion people on this earth there will be someone who shares the same interests as you or something

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My mom and dad are on zoloft
>>77501
What does iirc mean?

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>>77500 (OP)
just study hard bro

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>>77522
maybe you will find meaning in your math books



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 â„–75597[Reply]

Should I quit the sharty and generally leave the internet and only use it as a source of learning since theres a lot of useful stuff like math courses and such? Downsides are, I feel FOMO missing out what happens on bald men with glasses website, i dont have anyone to interact irl and the 'party fills that hole, I feel like ive made friends here and I have to keep up with them, the 'party shaped my world views and ideology into its best form, stopped me from being a cuck who supports trans rights and refugees but at the same time, not a larper overly edgy 'cord 'gram clittycel. But for the benefits, my life would drastically improve as I start fixing my life instead of being glued to the screen all day, I would go outside and feel the real world which makes me really happy
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do what will make you happiest, this is a good rule of thumb for life in general

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>>75607
>Idk if im schizo but there is something different about /soy/ since mousegram and other cordbaiters shat it up, operation nnn was gemmy but i really dont browse it anymore

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>>76183
I look like this
<orignalinooalgo

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>>75643
>>75616
>>75614
Well, ive been generally more productive and happy without imageboards and social media, but other bad habits still drag me down, so this place should act as a nice way to spend some time relaxing and chatting over indulging my worse habits, so ill visit here once a week, its impossible to stay 100% productive without any hobbies or relaxations

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>>75605
/tech/ will always be my second favorite board

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>>75597 (OP)
OP here, and its insane to believe i posted this 25 days ago, feels like it was yesterday. I didnt leave the internet meaningfully, and im still a lazy faggot



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blacks just saying shit, oblivious to the fact that they’re themselves proving their declining cultural relevance. They’re so fucked, soon as they’re no longer the center of society’s attention.

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>>77492 (OP)
Meds, it's probably just a nigger in the xitter soysphere who likes heckin incomprehensible soy woah jacks, but without the racism.

 â„–77515

>Cannot come up with an independent meme culture award



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 â„–77475[Reply]

>download tindr hinge reddit

>find fat retarded white women with neckbeard cuck husband


>look normal/10 and match with them


>show up to house and gets rocks off while husband watches, repeat until sick of septum piercing or until dick can't get up because fat bitch


still remains unpatched, just don't bring up israel.

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>>77475 (OP)
>promoting fornication



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 â„–76195[Reply]

need advice
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>>76195 (OP)
idk anything about girls or dating but i recommend getting rich or getting a good income before dating

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>>76321
Hmm the way I manage to make friends is usually to point out something they’re doing that I also like. If I saw someone drawing I’d go up to them and ask what they’re drawing. Obviously you might get unlucky and get someone that doesn’t want to talk, but in my experience people are usually happy to see someone interested in their activity. It’s a risk you need to take imo.
<reddit space
Do you have any hobbies? Is it something you could find someone doing in public?

 â„–77202

threaten to rape and kill them

 â„–77210

Present your 'slot to them. This display of dominance activates neurons in the brain from the primal era which triggers arousal at the sight of a strong man.

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>>76306
Are you a virgin?

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>>77306
Not after I had a great time with your mom last night



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I've finally had a good day and it feels great.
I woke up at 9am, did work outdoors for 3 hours, spent time with my family until 3pm, studied for almost 5 hours and worked out. I don't remember the last time I've had a day this productive.
I think the way I achieved this is by not flooding myself with dopamine until i finished all my work. Don't use your phone in the morning, get some sunlight, set your computer or phone to grayscale mode if you have to use it (it really helps) and avoid cheap sources of dopamine.

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>I think the way I achieved this is by not flooding myself with dopamine until i finished all my work.
What if your work is on the computer? I'll be productive for 45 minutes and then decide to go on /soy/ or the 'tube or something for 5 minutes, which ends up turning into 2 hours. Any tips??

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>>77476
whenever Ido this I'm usually listening to music, so when I want to take a break I put a song on and when the song is over it means time is up and I have to get back to work

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>>77476
As is said in the op, just use grayscale mode and completely avoid any entartainment websites until youre done with your work. If you want to take a break then eat a healthy meal, go on a walk or sit in silence for a few minutes.



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 â„–77487[Reply]

>think about talking to a girl I like
>see her
>walk past by
anybody else do this?

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Just man up and talk to her if she doesn’t like you accept it and move on

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nigga this is the bald man with glasses site everybody does this



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how to find a girlfriend that is not a normie who uses tiktok or instagram 24/7 in turkey
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non normie girls dont exist irl

 â„–77467

Find an autistic foid

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>>77467
Tsmt they aren’t hard to find

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go to germany

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>>77441 (OP)
2-3 years dagestan and forget

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>how to find a girlfriend that is not a normie who uses tiktok or instagram 24/7 in turkey

Turkcels coping once more, go marry your cousin fakecel.



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It's over for me but would any of you bigoted chudcels care to take this survey and post your results here (no datamining i promise just trying to see if there are patterns/trends) also only take this test if you're a man (whatever that means bcs penises are heckin' social constructs and you can cut them off because nothing matters sweaty o algo) foids kys

test:https://www.idrlabs.com/gender/test.php
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wow im so awesome, u guys can suck it

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>>76781
dats because youre autistic buddy

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Fuark
Do i have to change my personality to where i act like every masculine trait and be a big buff grey man and a rapist o algo

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i am usually masculine and dominant but i also can be tender, gentle and compassionate and helpful.
i won

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~ :p :PPPP hahahahahah OHH my GYATT. LOL.

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>>76638 (OP)
Guess I’m a normal guy



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 â„–77423[Reply]

>have trouble speaking
>have trouble critically thinking
>have trouble talking to people, even friends and family
>extremely awkward and can't keep up with conversations
>always on da fuggen computer
im unironically brainrot maxxing

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are you retarded or autistic?
<nigger

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>>77425
autistic ofcourse

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>>77427
this board is a safe space for autistic people chud

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>>77436
i mean everybodys a lil 'tistic here, thoughtbeit



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 â„–77102[Reply]

I'm ashamed of my little brother, 13 years old. He's much like I was at that age, but he's even worse. (The fact that I turned out to be the kind of nigger who vents on a soyjak imageboard should give you an idea.) For a start, he's twice the faggot I was. I'm embarassed to admit I had a period where I was obsessed with femboys (with fucking one, not being one btw if that matters). He is a step beyond that. He's a James Charles-level faggot, the type of nigger who pisses sitting down. He's also developed this gay Californian accent while I've been speaking posh South London English since I was 10. Additionally, he's worse than me in every skill-based activity. He's worse at maths than I was. He's worse at standing up for himself than I was, and gets his ass handed to him at school on the daily. Hell, he's even worse at Splatoon than I was, and that game is all I every see him play these days. Aside from Stardew Valley, of course, that fucking faggot.
He's a huge pussy, too. I was speeding at 80 kph on an isolated street during DNB hours while he was in the backseat (I haven't gotten my driver's license renewed *cough* *cough* spare me jannies), and he started crying from fear. Need I remind you he's 13? In retrospect, it was a pretty bad idea on my part but that's the kind of situation that warrants anger, not the kind that warrants curling up and crying like a wretched child.
Bonus: I went onto his 'cord where (as I later surmised) he's presumably being groomed and did the thing where you say "im trans btw" and everybody there was like "well i can't say i didn't see it coming". Bloody hell. I've tried beating his ass in the past but it makes my dad's clitty leak (even though he beat me and his mum beat him). I can't really change him since the rest of my siblings are "on his side", so to speak, and despise me for being a chud. So I'm at a loss, really.
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>>77102 (OP)
add a dns filter on the router level
https://mullvad.net/en/help/dns-over-https-and-dns-over-tls
or try put it on his system idek

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it’s over
>unoriginal

 â„–77386

2-3 years Dagestan

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>>77386
This is the way op

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>>77386
cornball alert

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>>77102 (OP)
out of interest, are you british by birth? If so then developing an american gay accent is extremely concerning but it might just be a phase.



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 â„–76666[Reply]

was overweight until age 16 and am now permanently stuck with a subhuman soibody

fellow soifats, you gotta drop weight asap, you have 0 time left
fat turns testosterone into estrogen causing you to undergo stunted development
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>>76828
my grandma wants you to pasteurize milk because she personally saw 2 infants dying from drinking raw milk

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>>76830
thankfully we aren't infants

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>>76842
speak for yourself

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>>76732
ev&doe my grandparents and my father growing up ate raw pork belly fat and raw milk

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>>76732
>>76828
>>76842
Whats with Chuds being obsessed with raw milk? I could see it with cereals (where baking makes it more sugary) or meat (where heating can cause carcinogenic compouds to form), but pasteurised milk seems like something Chuds just came up with to be contrarian and trad (evendoe humans have heated up food at least as far back as Homo erectus). Not to mention that raw milk can indeed be dangerous as it can contain mycobacteria (that can cause tuberculosis), brucella (that can render males sterile) or listeria (that at best case scenario gives you diarrhoea at worst it can kill you and it known to induce abortions) and those are just a few I can recall from the top of my head. And it's not like raw milk is free from estrogen or full of testosterone since at the end of the day it is produced by pregnant female mammals (and is lipophilic so hormones are stored at higher concetrations in milk than in blood plasma)

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>>77417
did your grandparents ever experience edema, muscle pain, fever, or weakness 'teen?



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