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 â„–73157[Reply]

anyone else just not enjoy normie hobbies? i could never understand the appeal of parties, clubs, bars etc. or those high density very chaotic environments
most of them just talk about drugs, which shitty takeaway food they are getting and how their friends behave
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>>73172
Partying and clubbing were always normie experience

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>>73173
Shush esl turkic twink

 â„–73181

I used to always want to go to a big normgroid party because of FOMO but when I actually went to my first one a couple months ago all I did was talk to my friends and scabbed off free drinks and food. There were a couple chill normgroids I enjoyed talking too but most were retarded or drunk/high even doe alcohol and drugs were banned geg. You're definitely not missing out by not going to these events

Also I will never understand normgroids obsession with drugs/alcohol, I'm in my final year of highschool and at least 75% of the people in my year has taken drugs, vaped, or regularly gets drunk. I think the reason why normgroids are obsessed with this stuff is because the high they get from this stuff is the closest thing they can get to having an internal monolouge.

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>>73157 (OP)
i found those hang outs often boring and it really puzzles me the obsession over them, what makes them any better than a get-together? and no it's not to meet new people, the normies will usually stick with their group and rarely talk with strangers.

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>>73157 (OP)
You can't not want to go partying and drinking because it's cope or something, watching a girl vomit because she's a fucking zogchow spayed annoying bitch who needs pink gin to have a "good time" while surrounded by your male "friends" who would throw you under the bus at the first opportunity to fuck her is the ideal alpha male lifestyle and there has never been something better or more important to do before this.

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i tried to join a frat in college (pledging sucked so i dropped that) i dropped out of college a few months later and looking back those parties they where so gross. my pledge master told me that girls might falsely accuse me of rape but its just because the "brothers" of the fraternity would get girls so drunk they couldn't consent and fuck them. i dont think people make fun of fratniggers enough even though they did the most embarrassing shit to get in their frat.


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 â„–73286[Reply]

im sad can someone cheer me up

 â„–73287

don't be sad because i said so

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>>73287
thanks ngl i feel better now its nice how the internet can bring people together i hope you too are doing well

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>>73290
wholesomerald


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 â„–73285[Reply]

r9k is a dnb board
Replace it with /vlod/

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boring bait


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 â„–73218[Reply]

I don't want to be a woman. I only want to want to be a woman, because being a woman would mean not being myself.
My stupid brain got some wires crossed, and my deep seated self hatred started to manifest as pseudo dysphoria. I'm actually completely comfortable with being a man, but I'm deeply uncomfortable with the comfort I feel, because being a man would mean being myself.
Even if I were to transition, I would still remain myself, so my only choice is to find a way to "love myself". That's easier said than done though, especially because I wrongfully perceive being a woman as a panacea, which makes accepting the fact that I'm cis very dissatisfying.

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>>73218 (OP)
HE HATES XIMSELF!
HE'S DYSPHORIC!
HE'S TRANS!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!

 â„–73228

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>>73218 (OP)
I can treat you like a girl…

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aqua teen hunger force number one in the hood G

 â„–73276

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>I don't want to be a woman. I only want to want to be a woman, because being a woman would mean not being myself.
>My stupid brain got some wires crossed, and my deep seated self hatred started to manifest as pseudo dysphoria. I'm actually completely comfortable with being a man, but I'm deeply uncomfortable with the comfort I feel, because being a man would mean being myself.
>Even if I were to transition, I would still remain myself, so my only choice is to find a way to "love myself". That's easier said than done though, especially because I wrongfully perceive being a woman as a panacea, which makes accepting the fact that I'm cis very dissatisfying.
>also i love soytan diaper gemmies

 â„–73277

stupid tranny board


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 â„–72968[Reply]

whenever i try to lock in i start going on a tangent and as a result i literally do nothing

 â„–73001

take the meds

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>>73001
already did.Didnt help me

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>>73007
what meds did you take?

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>>73196
idk some random ocd pills ig.I felt like a vegetable after consuming them

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>>73200
Try ritalin or adderal


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 â„–73253[Reply]

is it normal for you guys to have a school aide?

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 â„–73231[Reply]

Satania. Tranny phallometry. Critical soyquoting. Froot. Helper. Stinker. Tomorrow. Dawn. Jarty. Bypass. Ischemic stroke. Soot. Janny. Sunday. The west. Schwab academy. Clitty cage. Interact. Reply. Seek. Sink. Sunk. Sank. Swallow. Think. Black. Coal. Big. Coal. Large. Pumpkin spice. Difference of size. Heel. Black. Kneel. Leviathan. Common. Glory. Open. Whole. Injust. Ingest. Dissolve. Officers. Images. Nice. Pumpkin spice. Subjection. Tribe of Levi. Calling. Christ. Embrace. Satania.

 â„–73237

Damn Choom!~ are you sure all of that wobbly goon blubber is ganic??~ Those seriously arent porn implants?~ Fucking hell, keep working those clap cakes and I’ll fuck you till you go cyberpsyco!~

 â„–73252

That'll do, Chuddy. That'll do.


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 â„–73193[Reply]

I have a lazy eye that makes me look like a retard. I don't know what to do because I like her but she could never like a retard like me

 â„–73199

>>73193 (OP)
have you ever tried to train your eye? even something as trivial as looking at your phone. try to focus both eyes properly. I solved my own lazy eye with this but im not sure if it would work for you

 â„–73203

For a long time ive known a kid with a lazy eye and i remember it progressively getting better(more normal o algo) over time

 â„–73205

get an eyepatch and act all mysterious about it's origins and purpose

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>>73199
apparently I also have a hidden coloboma from birth so I can't see shit with it
>>73203
over time it only got worse

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>>73205
my parents forbid because I have to heccin accept myself

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>>73193 (OP)
>>73210
nusois are genetic abominations GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGG!


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 â„–73212[Reply]

Whenever I try to lock in, I just feel homicidal.

Being productive and being chuddy are one and the same to me, so I try to supress it and become lethargic.

I went to Uni and whenever I applied myself I just felt this overwhelming urge to singlehandedly attempt to TND and TTD with a knife, the impulses of Glownigger psyop murderer, so I just failed cause I couldn't apply myself while ignoring the impulse to go postal and I failed as a result.

Do I just become a purple pill NormalGOD?

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 â„–73117[Reply]

Is it gay if I accidentally fucked and slept with him randomly?
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>>73120
I live in california btw

 â„–73126

I am passive but idk if its gay

 â„–73213

No, because you thought he was feminine.

Do you think inmates 'ape other inmates because their gay?

No it's because there are no women so you force a man into the role of the woman.

This man is presenting himself as a woman so it's normal you'd be attracted to him if you didn't know he was man.

 â„–73233

Margeee? I think I lack some context

 â„–73251

that's an actual woman in the picture doe

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>>73251
>>73233
>>73213
>>73126
>>73123
Samiest of samefaggoring


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 â„–72962[Reply]

I am a skinny ahhh nigga, I wish I wasn't so skinny ahh nigga, gud bulking principles/methods, also uhh any reliable calorie counting tools or something.
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 â„–72991

>skinny ahhh nigga
tok fag detected initiate rape

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>>skinny ahhh nigga
>tok fag detected initiate rape
<ohio

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>>72991
I'm a jartycuck, really obsessed cuck,

 â„–73057

As a skinny fag myself I can only eat more when I am physically active. Go gym and hammer your muscles till they are exhausted.

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>>72962 (OP)
Use chronometer for counting calories as all you have to do is scan the barcode on the food box. For bulking tips eat a massive breakfast in the morning (40%-50% of daily calories) so you can just eat normally the rest of the day and still hit your target. Also cook stuff in olive oil, not only is it tasty but it raises your calories with basically zero effort or stress.

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>>73057
Really bad advice


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 â„–73125[Reply]

Guys Help please, i am closeted homo from arab country my parents are very religious i am scared thye gonna know about it
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>>73125 (OP)
watch femboy porn, then switch to tranny porn and finally transition to regular porn

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>>73125 (OP)
Have you sucked off your friend again ESL faggot?

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>>73125 (OP)
If you give me their phone number I'm sure I can make them understand, nusoi

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>>>73125 (OP)
>If you give me their phone number I'm sure I can make them understand, nusoi

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>>73134
What friend and why you are tryin to insult me 😭

 â„–73185

Where are you from, op? Im guessing Egypt


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 â„–73152[Reply]

they want you to only be able to get it from them

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>>73152 (OP)
this literally never happened lil bro

 â„–73155

>>73154
The 26 year old virgin goons to lolicon, cuckold and feral porn btw

 â„–73163

>>73154
Kys nigger thats happened


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