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 №96330[Reply]

For our aryan chefs out there

 №96331

Also, wtf is r9k even for? Blogposts? Geg
<integrity

 №96334

marge am i getting shadowbanned?

 №96343

>>96331
for serious stuff

 №96347

>>96330 (OP)
what would you advice to add to spaghetti?

 №96353

>>96331
Back in the ancient days, it was only for original posts.

Now this is where shit gets funny/sad/weird: women would not be able to post because their shit was never original, and eventually it was single guys struggling with relationships that ended up taking over the board because they had the most original content.

Schizo time: a large community of lonely men is dangerous, and cointelpo(look it up for the ugliest redpill of your life) operations try to break up large groups of single men because when they organize things happen. It's NOT the violence they worry about, it's when single guys work together to bring about political change.

Hence why 4cuck r9k is flooded with degenerate shit. if just 5% of the "incels" got politically involved it would disrupt the global political scene.


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 №96164[Reply]

ai just taught me to grow my balls

 №96165

holy fucking keyed

 №96345

does it work doe


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 №96344[Reply]

Sometimes I wish I was a gnome and lived in the forest and did gnome things like collecting berries and living inside a tree or be some old wizard living in a tower doing sica.

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 №96273[Reply]

Let’s see the worst, most brain dead, pseudo intellectual slop you can find, I’ll start

 №96274

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Forged by indian hands

 №96275

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>/soy/ simulator

 №96287

>>96274
the tranny who made this actually ACKed if you didn't hear

 №96290

>>96287
Snopes or you made it up.
>You have been muted for 8 seconds
kys

 №96311

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I have a ton of these.
>>96287
geg, xhe bought a one way ticket direct to Suicideland GEG.

 №96312

>>96287
Fell into xer own creation


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 №96056[Reply]

I've slowly stopped browsing /soy/ over the past few months
Happen to anyone else?
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 №96160

i deserve this. the universe owes me cute loving robot girlfriends that come in boxes with foam pellets. god damn it all.

 №96171

cobson in a box

 №96195

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2021 oldfag here, happened to me aswell, ive rotted on this site on and off for almost 5 years at this point, i came from /bant/ on le ‘cuck

the last time i browsed /soy/ properly was probably like, 2025, the board is quite shit now. obviously soy is a heckin shitposting board but there were some threads and raids that were actually interesting, 711chan for example or jackbox gems.

i havent been on the site much in 2026, im older snd i have alot more responsibilities now compared to when i did during 2021-2024. aswell as most of the other oldfags/gemmy posters. eurohours have gone to shit. whilst VERY active compared to what it used to be (i used to have to wait 30mins for a (you) on /soy/) the quality of posters have declined. alot.


>>96138
this, however im honestly not against the doxxing/raid threads, they’re always fun. and boost PPH. albeit annoying when its just ‘OX ‘APE ‘ILL and its some literal who which op got in a discord argument with

 №96203

>>96133
I've seen time and time again the best, most caring and genuine people, suffer the most. The only thing that has any impact on what life will give you is luck and the strenght of you and those people that would lend you theirs. Empathy, sensitivity and love will serve you less than sociopathic strive towards your own benefit, especially if many people are involved.

 №96285

>>96195
Same kind of situation here, man.

I remember things like a thread of people redrawing the "Garden of Earthly Delights" with 'jaks on /soy/.

I think late 2023 was when I took a break, waited until the site would stop domain\host-hopping, and then got back. It's much more lethargic and less creative than it was a few years back.

 №96304

>>96285
> I think late 2023 was when I took a break, waited until the site would stop domain\host-hopping

Holy shit, we’re so alike geg :) I spend majority of August-December 2023 on the wiki, the splinterfagging and the drama was too much.

I mostly post on /r9k/ on here now, occasionally >>>/mtv/. Majority of the threads on /r9k/ are just “im gay and im trans and im a incel” but honestly you can get good discussions like in this thread. Occasionally.

You’re 100% right in the fact the sites alot more slower and creates alot less OC than it used to, the beginning of the end when it came to the sharty OC wise was Brimstone Winter 2024. Literally no one took part in it, and apart from SNCAjaks people forced on /soy/ for a couple of weeks after that. Nothing has come out of Brimstone Winter, or the sharty. In terms of OC of course.

I haven’t been active on the site to be fair to be fair. could just be me being a doomer.


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 №96276[Reply]

Rape is aryan if it is done by white men btw

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 №96159[Reply]

I got a single compliment first day of school and it was from some fat black muslim bitch
It's over isn't it?
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>>96159 (OP)
You should be grateful

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>>96159 (OP)
you can always make her skinny

 №96233

>>96159 (OP)
truecel status revoked

 №96234

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I've never been complemented by a woman so you're ahead of me in that aspect

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>>96228
marge a lot of colleges and universities start classes around this time

 №96263

>>96159 (OP)
I'd rather be uncomplimented than take one from a niggerbitch.


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 №95205[Reply]

When is the tradcath, based Christian, RETVRN, etc meme going to die?
I fell for it like 5 years ago. But it's so clearly a fad and turned into a big gay gift over the past several years.
Premarital sex is fine. Your religion is a cope because you can't get laid. Let's just admit it, alright? You don't pray every night. You still call people niggers on the internet and tell them to kill themselves.
Is anyone else waiting ahead of the curve?
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 №95208

>Your religion is a cope because you can't get laid
Thinking this is what Christianity is about says far more about you than it does anyone else.
>When is the tradcath, based Christian, RETVRN, etc meme going to die?
Maybe in another two thousand years.

 №95209

go join islam and get thrown off a building you retarded nigger

 №95212

>>95208
You didn't read my post.
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>Thinking this is what Christianity is about
This is not what I think Christianity is about. This is what I am asserting the MAJORITY of zoomers and soyteens who profess to be Christians use Christianity as.
>Maybe in another two thousand years.
I am not talking about the Catholic Church. I am talking about the internet based epic tradcath meme which is less than 10 years old
<
Overall very low-IQ response. You are underage.

 №95216

>>95212
>You didn't read my post.
I understand that you're just repeating what you've seen other people say, but cookie-cutter lines like this don't work when you barely wrote anything to begin with.
>This is what I am asserting the MAJORITY of zoomers and soyteens who profess to be Christians use Christianity as.
And I'm asserting that they don't. Why did you think this needed clarification? I wasn't under the impression that you thought monks were coping incels.

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>>95205 (OP)
>>95212
Check yourself and learn: https://pastelink.net/2w1ne>>95212

 №96253

>>96252
* https://pastelink.net/2w1ne
oops, my bad.


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 №96232[Reply]

I don't know. If you know what I don't know, that would be greatly appreciated to share here

 №96245

I know of much, though I do not know what you do not know you do not know, so there is not much in terms of knowing I can help you with. This is one of the few things I know that you did not know that could be useful


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 №96226[Reply]

OH NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUSOYTRANNIES
MY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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 №96214[Reply]

How do NEETs even afford to live? Economically

 №96215

>>96214 (OP)
Their parents or unemployment benefits


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 №96169[Reply]

I can’t hang out with friends because they’re all either in college or have a job and I’m just unemployed and have nothing else to do all day. Life just keeps going on like this. I barely talk to anyone. I don’t have much of a purpose nor do I have any aspirations or ambitions. Being alone and on the internet is what has made up all of my time since I graduated high school. I know it’s my own fault my life is this monotonous and boring, and I thought it wouldn’t bug me, but it does. Being as old as I am, attempting to salvage this mess would be a waste of time. I figure I should just put this here anyways.

 №96186

I have this problem and it does not get better.
Maybe pick up porn and doomscrolling as a past time like me

 №96199

move into a countryside


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 №95396[Reply]

How many other guys here are an only child? How do you think that affected you’re social life if so?
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 №95633

>>95415
my mom was 33 and my dad was 45 when they had me, i feel like most only children also had older parents (my mom also had a miscarriage before i was born)

 №96068

>>95633
yeah my parents were older when they had me

 №96070

>>95405
tsmt though i fell into unhealthy shit like porn and have a lot of regret and ocd from that

 №96071

yeah dad died when i was 1, no siblings. just my mom. ive been lonely my entire life but im used to solitude now.

 №96072

>>95403
I'm glad that I don't have any brothers to get mogged by

 №96189

>>96072
tsmt I’m glad too


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 №94784[Reply]

I came out to my chuddy father yesterday
He was surprisingly very accepting
I think I'm gonna self improve and stop hating myself now
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 №95840

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>>95826
The only reason people are replying is because you keep on negrobumping. You're the loser here, buddy

 №95842

>>94883
Why is his face moving

 №95844

>>95840
>you’re the loser because I keep leaking at the same bait for two weeks straight
You r9kucks are complete subhumans. If you’re not going to kill yourself right now then stop falling for the most obvious bait and stop replying to him.

 №96095

>>94818
we need to protect you at all costs

 №96096

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>>94883
I wanna stop being a faggot. The shit is disgusting.

 №96178

>>96096
then join porn addiction research thread where we discuss methods of becoming a straight nevergooner


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 №95974[Reply]

What is the best way to meet crazy, demented foids offline ? (Aside from mental institutions, obv) I need a new girlfriend.
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 №96115

>>96108
Geeeg you are faggot if you think any normal girl wants you

 №96119

>>96115
Lmao. What a nigger.

 №96123

>>96119
Just say you are losrr non virgin faggot

 №96128

>>96108
have fun explaining to any normal girl that you post about how to find mentally ill foids to fuck on anonymous soyboy forums im sure they will think you are anything but sane

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>>96128
you are strangely obsessed
who says im going to explain?

 №96166

I also want sum mentalfoid but I live in literally SNCA dnb town and nothing ever happens here


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