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 β„–88752[Reply]

how do i console someone who is grieving, as a sperg
i heard a story of a woman breaking up with her autistic boyfriend because he couldnt console her when her brother died o algx asi
which makes me worried because if i ever have a girlfriend i dont want it to end like that
video unrelated

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don’t worry you’re never going to get a girlfriend anyways since you spend all day shitting out your organs to own da jooos

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>spending all day shitting out your organs to own da jooos

 β„–88783

Thats just fucking great, the vidrel made me look into fluorosis and now I know why my teeth have white stains on them.

I don't think da worms are quite as bad as people think, and we shouldn't be taking horse-grade dewormers to treat them, the dosage would be too high. It definitely is strange that humans NEVER have check-ups for parasites or any even periodic treatments for them, and since alcohol, sugar, grains, fried food and processed food ALL help parasites, we should be taking it more seriously now then ever.

When somebody is grieving you should make sure to check if they are feeling alright regularly, tell them you are here if they need someone to talk to, if you live in the same house take over some of their chores and help them out in general. DON'T be a retard who goes and asks them "are you ok" multiple times within an hour, ask them things like "how are you feeling". Obviously they aren't ok, they lost someone they care about.


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 β„–88594[Reply]

i got ligma guys what do i do
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deworm

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just deworm nigga

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im afraid there's not much you can do…

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>>88608 ligma balls

 β„–88719

lick ur balls or something

 β„–88780

who the fuck is steve jobs?


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 β„–86206[Reply]

would you have a boymoder bf/gf if they loved you
i think i would
yes i most definitely would
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>>86303
>Foids are not that fucking difficult to talk to,
>Most of them are vain, worthless, and a bore to talk to.
Nigga get some pussy lmfaoooo

 β„–88602

>>87054
>If you've ever had an interaction with a real girl, you'd know this. You'd know how nice they smell and how soft their skin is. Trannies will never compare, no matter how many drugs they pump into themselves.
TSMT

 β„–88604

This entire thread is just a massive shitflinging circlejerk. JSTD

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>>86206 (OP)
I'd thoroughly deworm first.

 β„–88703

no nigga shut up

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>>86206 (OP)
Turkroach go back to /pol/


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 β„–88768[Reply]

am I still a useless nigger without friends if I only have online friends

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wow, soyjak. thats depressing. i can't believe you just wore my friendless neet useless nigger costume when you even have online friends
>"i have online friends"
Cool faggot, I'm stone cold friendcel. I've never felt the friendship of a human in my life you fucking nigger. I'm stone cold.


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 β„–88723[Reply]

I am so fucking tired, 'teens. My uncle (where i derive a lot of my traits) is in the process of divorce initiated by my aunt. No women are interested in me but the one I was interested in is taken by an asshole. I have a few friends still but I want to keep it platonic even if they arent the most interested in me whatoever because they're the few friendships that i have. its really, really fucking hard to find anyone interested me other for my looks

 β„–88725

why do you want to fuck your aunt?

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>>88725
he doesn't say he does

 β„–88730

kill everyone in this situation and then yourself

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>>88730
Aryan asf


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 β„–88697[Reply]

How do you cope with loneliness as a friendless NEET?

 β„–88704

I never suffer when I'm alone, but I do have friends.

 β„–88705

Also I have a job

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<Unoriginal content space

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>>88705
oh, and im also trans, if that matters :3

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>>88706
<rΠ΅ddit9k

 β„–88727

The sherdee for some conversation, otherwise I just engage in my hobbies and go outside. If you spend time outdoors in nature it doesn't feel that bad.


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 β„–88676[Reply]

what to do. these guys made friends with me after about six months of avoiding everyone at college. i can't just leave them. im antisocial. i dont work well with friends i dislike normies and my personality is mean. have i screwed myself. if i desert them ill be the ultimate arsehole
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>>88691
They don’t invite you to do stuff with them outside of class?

 β„–88699

Being shy is being an asshole, it's the same thing, you either have to change or embrace

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>>88698
no lol and i am glad. we sometimes get goyslop after but i always get pissed at them for certain things

 β„–88701

ive deserted people b4. like out of blue. idk. weird trait i guess. not going to psychanalyse.
'Nobody broke your heart
You broke your own
'Cause you can't finish what you start'

 β„–88711

im sorta like this too.
not that i had a lot of friends in my life, but i eventually lost them all by just avoiding them for no reason.

 β„–88717

>>88700
I don’t think you’re very good friends, then, so it shouldn’t matter


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 β„–84843[Reply]

last night I had a dream about hanging out with a friend I havent seen since 2025, who also is transo and we looked around the house while my parents were outside. this dream made me realize "holy shit I need to date women" because every second of the day is about this troon and this tranny and I AM FUCKING TIRED OF IT. I want to date a REAL woman and love a REAL woman and NOT pretend to date one.
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>>85447
I dont goon, I dont goon to de trans peepol and I havent even SEEN this women in a year. I am just saying that I am going insane because of her appearing on my dreams.

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>>85487
maybe you have gynandromorphophilia which means you have a paraphilia that makes you attracted to troons if thats the case then seek medical help, no amount of cope is going to fix that

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>>85487
>woman
>her
nusoisbrappas…

 β„–86000

>>85498
op here, I am not attracted to trans people, again I am just just pointing out that its strange to me that this person is appearing in my dreams

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>>85506
let a girl live

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>>84843 (OP)
Op I dont know if you are still here but you are infected with a dangerous cognitohazard called ASCEND-22, it is caused by losing a friend to the troon. Visions of parallel realities in which you hang out with your old friends are a common symptom. NO MATTER WHAT DON'T GO TO THE PSYCHO THE RAPIST, they will put you in a padded room. If you are reading this itmeans you are still alive. Try to forget about the troon life, it is the only escape from ASCEND-22


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 β„–88668[Reply]

how to deal with anhedonia?

 β„–88678

behavioural activation

 β„–88690

alcohol

 β„–88692

take dewormer and water fast for 72 hours


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 β„–88445[Reply]

i am a exclusively cis and straight man on HRT

 β„–88464

i love falling for bait

 β„–88688

Nobaldi says dis


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 β„–88509[Reply]

the juice isnt worth the squeeze
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>>88533
It's much harder to psyop men into useless "prestige" purchases than foids. (((They))) suck money out of foids and their partners by falsely exaggerating value of some useless raisin and creating peer pressure for goycattle to get it.
I also know foids who intentionally use dating apps for free food+presents and don't want to actually bond with anyone. There even was one who struck a deal with restaurant owner, was inviting dates exclusively there and earned % from their orders.

 β„–88545

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>blackpilled goy chuds

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>>88539
The most companies can get away with for men is to overprice clothes that are meant to have higher quality. Its common for young men with spare money to spend more on branded jeans and shit. The difference is that these companies still have to provide some noticeable quality increase for the extra cost. Foids will buy something branded just to fit in.
Having a restaurant sponsoring you to scam random men is insane

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>>88539
The "empathetic gender" btw

 β„–88605

>>88580
meds only normigroids do dis
I buy clothes in a shop ran by some muslim uzbeks where clothes are ~4 times cheaper than in usual shops and of same quality or even better (trve, I use t-shirts from there for like 3 years and they're still good). If comparing with official brand clothes they are ~10 times cheaper geg

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>>88539
i hate women so much it's unreal


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 β„–88679[Reply]

what are (You)r superpowers?

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 β„–88506[Reply]

I found copious amounts of feeder porn and a secret instagram account following 357 fat women on my boyfriends phone. i went into account details and the account was made in 2023 and has been active since. i don’t know what to do. i’m not mad because he hasn’t talked to any other women (i made sure) and has just been viewing content. the account being made in 2023 and active since, which also means he’s bee using this account through all previous partners he’s had, none of them (including me) being fat or obese. should i leave him to it or should i bring it up and do something about it? i’m very conflicted as of course he’s not cheating or personally talking/engaging with these fat bitches and it doesn’t seem like he views such content often in general. when i took a look through his search history he barely watched porn, and if he did it was only feeder content. should i leave him be and let him indulge? i know sometimes you can’t really control a fetish and it can be hardwired to your attraction so i guess i have empathy towards him knowing that. i’m just scared he’ll be less attracted to me because i’m not fat or i won’t be able to please him right because of my body? i’m just so confused and have no clue what to think about this or do about it.

we always joked about fat bitches cause we both find bigger women attractive but i had no clue it was a genuine feeder fetish for him, cause personally i just think they’re attractive but this changes how i was viewing those jokes

and before anyone asks- no, he has not tried to feed me more or force feed me or control anything to do with my food. never shown any signs towards that stuff
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>>88508
bringing it up and discussing it with him is probably for the best

 β„–88655

Nigga break up with him that's gross. Imagine having a loving non obese gf and you have to whack off to fat bitches. You're almost as bad as he is for even tolerating this

 β„–88656

>>88631
HE'S BEEN GOONING TO FAT BITCHES FOR THREE YEARS YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE

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>>88624
Its clear you both are libcuck faggots that need to rope i regret giving you advice

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worm-oriented normgroid commie relationship. I don't believe in you.

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>>88631
>>88508
sounds like he fakes his personality to be nice while being internally depraved desu


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 β„–87492[Reply]

i have decided im done being a fucking retard. i dont care if nobody likes me i can love myself. ill be stupid and thats fine. ill improve myself
<reddit spacing
'teens do you have any resources for bulking and exercising in general

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>>87492 (OP)
>bulking
the oatmeal


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 β„–85542[Reply]

Ever since i had 2 epileptic seizures in 2024 i have just been suffering. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I couldn't work and i am stuck living with my parents in a hoarder house. I got my license back last month but i don't even have a car and nobody will hire me. FML i am 23 and 2 years of my young adulthood are just gone
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>>85542 (OP)
dont your parents have a car?
also just get a cheap shitbox bro

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>>85542 (OP)
23 isn't too old, not in the "Im 25 mom thats still young let me play games all day" way but in the way that you can still get yourself back on track. Look for any local places that you can work at by borrowing your parents cars, or see if you can get lifts to places. Don't give up 'teen, you still have plenty of time. Do they have any decent meds for epilepsy that don't involve trooning out and ACKing as side effects?

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>>85542 (OP)
Be a NEET OP

 β„–85682

Skill issue πŸ˜‚πŸ«΅
<unoriginal

 β„–88551

Boohoo
I ont care
Nigga

 β„–88610

>>85626
Dewormers are the best meds for everything, even epilepsy


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