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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 03:57:26 №92823 [Reply]

>cbcgem
Looks inside to see a foid

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:06:22 №92929

>>92823 (OP)
Coal goes up

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POLL Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:41:03 №92829 [Reply]

(You have 3 minutes to vote)
Can moccasins crush a rock?

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 10:39:22 №92844

rigged fucking bullshit

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:06:05 №92928

>>92829 (OP)
Noey

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Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:40:27 №92805 [Reply]

I destroyed my dick when I was 13. I was a stupid horny little shit who gripped my cock very tight to imitate my JB crush’s pussy and essentially kept up that deathgrip for about a week. Just one fucking week. Ever since, I haven't been able to orgasm at all. I'm 19 now and my dick is completely fucked beyond repair. I can't feel a goddamn thing when I cum, it's like shooting blanks into the void. Zero fucking sensation at all. All those stupid fuckers giving me useless advice like "just use oil" or "just jerk off gentler" can eat shit because none of that garbage worked. I even did NoFap for 4 months straight and my dick is still completely numb and broken. I permanently fried my nerves and ruined my dick, there's no fixing this. My dick is fucking dead and it's all my fault.

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 09:06:10 №92839

yo OP, i really doubt using a death grip for only a week would break your dick. this is most likely an underlying condition or sensation loss due to being circumcised

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 09:57:34 №92841

>>92835
What the fuck is a manhood sock?

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:18:03 №92871

abuse stims lol

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 02:42:54 №92889

>>92826
just go tell your doctor. he probably wont even inspect it but will just refer you to a urologist or something.

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 18:10:49 №92909

I’ve had the same issue for years, but I’m uncircumcised, and I refuse to show my willy to some faggot in a lab coat

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:02:44 №92923

>>92805 (OP)
Geg, sorry for ur dick tho

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Chud fczpXK1G 07/18/26 (Sat) 18:57:32 №92911 [Reply]

do you think i can get with a foid after i rejected her? she was/is really into me and i don't know what to say

Chud fczpXK1G 07/18/26 (Sat) 19:45:44 №92915

you were just playing hard to get, get back in there buddy

Chud fczpXK1G 07/18/26 (Sat) 22:00:48 №92921

>>92911 (OP)

Noperino sirr-ino

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/diet/ Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:40:27 №92859 [Reply]

Hello guys there is something that has been bothering mem lately. Im starting to be more concerned about my health lately and im trying to improve my diet. My idea of improving my diet is to listen to my friend who is an autist raped by tiktok and listening to niggers like Goatis. He has fully given in to the carnivore diet, which is popular on tiktok, where you drink raw milk, kefir and eat lots of red meat, eggs and you avoid grain, seed oils and other goyslop. The thing is that after trying it out for myself i kinda get it and it feels right to me.
I know this diet is popular in right wing spaces so I wanted (you)r guys' thoughts on it. Also please share what kind of food you guys think is healthy or le bad. Deworm fags are also free to share what they think about the raw milk and raw meat.

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 22:58:35 №92865

haha you and your stupid friend are going to enjoy the hospital bills

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:22:11 №92872

bro just home cook with fresh produce and good quality meat/carbs. the carnivore diet is absolute bullshit. i’m a chefGOD and cook from home every night and would be absolutely willing to share some of my favourite recipes. no processed bs, no seed oils, lean meats, fresh produce. learn how to cook from scratch and you’ll start becoming more healthy

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:04:11 №92893

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>>92872
>i’m a chefGOD and cook from home every night and would be absolutely willing to share some of my favourite recipes.
Dothise

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:37:35 №92895

>>92859 (OP)
goatis is a literal schizo pedonigger and his diet is bs, just dont eat goyslop and that should be enough

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 17:05:48 №92851 [Reply]

>Med lesson in uni, biology focused
>My friend, who is sitting next to me, knows the professor, so they joke sometimes
>"Reproduction"
>Nophono cares because we're adults not 6th graders except for my friend
>Xe breaks when prof talks about contraption methods
>"YO PROF I ONCE FOUND A CONDOM ON THE SIDEWALK INFRONT OF A HOTEL, HAHA!"
>Silence louder than a gunshot
>I wanted to kill myself from the embarrassment, then look at him with disapproval
>Xe looks at me with xis retarded face
>We looked like dis shortly before laughing
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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 17:15:24 №92853

you should castrate him for that

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 17:29:45 №92854

>>92851 (OP)
i dont get the joke

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:16:48 №92870

he sounds awesome
keep making good memories with him wholesomeheart

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 18:48:46 №92749 [Reply]

the locked in grind has started soybros

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Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 14:29:15 №92789

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>>92786
>gatekeeping shitty japanese cartoons for little girls and thinking your tuff

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:56:20 №92793

>>92786
or pinterest and tiktok kek
>>92789
>instagram
>gatekeeping
retard

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 18:18:20 №92799

>>92789
How am I gatekeeping, retard?

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:08:10 №92803

>>92799
i'm sorry but if you can't understand that yourself i can't do anything for you

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:29:40 №92810

>>92786
i started reading azumanga when i was in 4th grade you bafoon

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:31:59 №92811

>>92778
if youre happy with your life as it is thats great too

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:45:07 №92713 [Reply]

>your waifu isn't real
how do you cope?

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:16:00 №92720

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>>92715
>>92714
Do these copes fill the hole in your heart?

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 01:50:27 №92737

bro how can some of you guys cope like this with waifus and shit i would just get embarrassed thinking about this stuff. if ur alone ur gonna have to cope with being alone I feel like pretending to have a tranime girlfriend would just make being alone more BRUTAL and just constantly remind you of what you don't have

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 01:52:46 №92738

I simply denounce love

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 11:21:04 №92743

i don't have a "waifu" i'm not fucking retarded

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 12:49:47 №92744

by not being a subhuman?..

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 20:53:01 №92756

>>92744
>>92743
bad copes

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ob Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 11:08:10 №92742 [Reply]

/ob/ won
the jedi won
Luke won
sith lost
darth lost

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green'toss & some questions Chud 05/20/26 (Wed) 02:57:58 №88807 [Reply]

>Kike moves into my house a month or two ago because his grandparents kicked him out, but my parents like him for some reason
>Get home today after first day of training at new job
>Tell my mom about my schedule
>She starts making a huge deal about the fact that I get off work at the same time that Kike's graduation ceremony starts, eb&oe he goes to a shitty school with <50 people, and he's only friends with around three of them, so the whole thing's snca other than one of his several wiggerspawn half-sisters, who I've never even heard of and he hasn't seen since he was a caca, being there for some reason
>Tell them I didn't feel like going in the first place
>Zone out looking at the chicken pot pie in the oven
>Hear a bunch of retardbabble and realize both Kike and my mom are yelling at me
>Kike shouts "you could've just said that you couldn't make it," eb&oe my mom was aleady leaking about it to him while I was in the room
>Try to yell over them
>They won't shut the fuck up
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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:20:16 №90070

>>88807 (OP)
Any updates op?, its been a long time since you responded, im assuming you beat the shit out of him and somehow got your devices confiscated, or you got kicked out and didnt find a place to stay

Chud 06/03/26 (Wed) 22:59:56 №90242

>>90070
I punched him the other night, but he just fell on his ass and curled up on the floor, flailing his legs at me while yelling some niggerbabble along the lines of “Ayo what da fuck, mayne!” Then my parents immediately ran in because our house is such a tiny shitbox, and my dad pulled me back before I could stomp on the kike. Doebeit, I didn’t end up getting in any real trouble, I think largely because I only got to hit him once. Afterward, I actually got to go a few days without the kike or my mom trying to bother me, geg. Also, he’s almost definitely not getting hired at my job. I could go into more detail about recent events, but it’s mostly snca, and I haven’t had any opportunities to run into his girlfriend. Truly, nothing ever happens

Chud 06/05/26 (Fri) 18:16:55 №90441

Why the fuck did the grannys kikes kick this faggot Kike out in the first place?

Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 04:50:45 №90494

>>90441
Because he’s an annoying, useless, safesleazy kike, and they’re goycattle (((conservative))) boomers who have hated him for years. His family tree is like a ditch full of kudzu, so I don’t know exactly where he gets his kike genes from. Seeing as his grandmother doesn’t necessarily look jewish and her husband isn’t actually his grandfather, his actual grandfather must have been a kike, making his father, who he looks identical to, half kike. His mother is literally a whore, geg, so I don’t know if she’s also a kike, but I wouldn’t be surprised because he was born in Jew England

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 22:41:59 №92441

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It’s been a while, but this one’s kind of gemmy. My mom just found out that the kike’s been stealing cups and hiding them under his bed, geg. He must have been feeling extra greedy because he took at least five. While she was in his room, she also saw that it was full of moldy drink cans, dirty clothes and towels, etc., so she finally admitted that he’s a nasty slob. He’s not home right now, and I doubt much will come of it, but she was pretty pissed because he lied about not knowing where the glasses were for weeks, and some of them are expensive or limited edition. Hopefully he gets on her nerves enough for her to kick him out sometime soon, but in any case, I should be moving into a dorm for at least the first semester of college in a month or two

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:10:10 №92736

My mom just got a call from the kike, and she tells me he claimed to have just had his pinkie removed in a car accident, and she could hear him asking a paramedic if he was going to die. My parents just left to visit him at the hospital, so I don’t know how bad it is, but they tell me his grandparents will be the ones paying for whatever happens, so I can still go to college. I’ll post an update if anything interesting happens, but the kike’s a massive faggot, so I’ll bet he was just being melodramatic

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Chud FoMDb58! 07/05/26 (Sun) 19:54:45 №92164 [Reply]

How much of a loser are (you)?

This is in terms of your social life

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Chud FoMDb58! 07/12/26 (Sun) 16:18:08 №92550

>20 normalfags

Chud FoMDb58! 07/12/26 (Sun) 16:23:41 №92551

>>92550
I don't understand what these niggers are doing here in the first place

Chud FoMDb58! 07/13/26 (Mon) 20:51:52 №92641

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>>92550
Fuck you nigger, just because I don't rot in my room all day doesn't mean that I am normalfag.

Chud FoMDb58! 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:20:47 №92705

>>92550
I used to think of myself as normal even&doe I was a retard, they're probably just lying to themselves honestly

Chud FoMDb58! 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:21:41 №92721

i used to be a complete fucking loser with basically 0 real friends a couple years ago.
now i’m doing a bit better, i’ve got some friends who i hang out with. every girl who’s shown any interest in me ive fumbled tho, i really don’t know how to talk to them.

Chud FoMDb58! 07/14/26 (Tue) 22:48:10 №92730

mostly a loser, i have a friend group but other than that i work a shitty part time job and have never even held hands with a girl

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My life is a nightmare Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 22:10:42 №92499 [Reply]

>Born 5 weeks prematurely cause my mom had breast cancer and APPARENTLY I would fucking die in the womb o algo
>Ever since I was little I was bullied for being different and acting weird
>Since 2014-2015 I feel like a fucking ghost and empty, like seriously i dont feel as full emotionally and comfortable as before.
>always bullied by the popular kids, never allowed outside until i was 14, monitored constantly
>Had a crush i was soo OBSESSED with i dedicated whole book to and took creepshots of her, around 200 pages or so, i learnt she already had a fucking bf which drove me into a state i cant even fucking describe, i broke down crying on the toilet cutting myself
>once back in 2019, the Popular girls posted pictures of me on instagram calling me slurs (im white and skinny btw)
>i had a deep self harm addiction since age of 12
>i tried to kill myself same year using my fathers Venlafaxine, 2000mg in the morning, i got a seizure in school and teachers had to call a ambulance
>spent like 2 weeks in my local hospital then 5 weeks in a mental hospital with bunch of retards forced to do group therapies
>Diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder in 2022
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Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 10:55:17 №92544

>>92528
I would but its very private

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:14:20 №92672

look man I get it, we get it, dont be like saint eliot, you gotta look into improving
<
Lets start with the cutting, I get self destructive behavior, I do. It isnt the way, its pathetic and you outta be slapped for it.
<
you need to pray, you need to keep your family away, you need to stop going to therapy, you need to move if you can, what you got therapy clearly isnt helping(suprise suprise cause therapy is a scam to keep you mentally ill), talk to women, smoke a joint, and relax

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:46:19 №92675

>>92544
die then nigge

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:53:44 №92683

that's just a slightly below average life in the west you self-pitying faggot
4/10
my life was wayyyy worse

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 10:45:00 №92688

>>92683
what's it like being a raped child soldier in the DRC

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:59:39 №92726

>>92683
Still for me its fucking shit
>>92672
Yeah i probably need to stop going to therapy this shit isnt helping, i tried self medicating with anything i could before

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 01:18:58 №92587 [Reply]

i think about this post pretty often.

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 20:52:34 №92642

>oh my fauci a 4cuck creepypasta that came out when I was 3 yeeaarrss old!!1

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 21:01:27 №92645

>>92642
six, you b*got

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:41:49 №92693

tfr catharsis reference

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:33:16 №92711

life quality and technology is only improving though

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:40:26 №92712

what the fuck did my post not go through or something? im being shadowbanned for my reply or something.
anyways, i said that life quality and wealth is increasing overall, so this is false.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:11:43 №92717

>>92693
we’re living in a tfr cognoscenti path rn

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 15:57:32 №86206 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

would you have a boymoder bf/gf if they loved you
i think i would
yes i most definitely would

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 13:49:23 №92422

Just go down

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:38:03 №92463

im not even going to read this thread, even skimming through it is enough to see why bait shouldnt be allowed

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 15:07:30 №92469

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>>86246
> Anton Chigurh

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 02:20:59 №92525

faggotcaust when

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 08:43:51 №92781

>>92071
Bro confused the reddit transbian sneedhons for the trutrans /tttt/ HSTS boymoderDEITIES 😪😪

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 16:28:24 №92790

lkjldkjdölkjdölkdj

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:44:38 №92444 [Reply]

Are (you) happy?

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 13:10:43 №92467

No….
Everything is failing apart.

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 15:55:52 №92615

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yes i feel way better thanks for asking

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 16:02:02 №92617

No but I am somewhat calm

I wish there were smart people who weren't as sociopathic and controlling as the chuds here

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 16:28:51 №92621

No. Not at all.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 05:54:41 №92668

im on the verge

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 20:05:37 №92707

i think im unhappy but im also way better than i was at my worst so whatever im grateful and ultimately im chill rn. you stop complaining when you realize life could be so much worse. im talking compared to schizophrenia or near death experiences