/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

>>84544
i take my previous statement back, i remembered that i managed to once do 35 hours

>>84541 (OP)
dude that's is dangerous

Id do this but im too scared of the potential hallucinations

>>84541 (OP)
i once did an all nighter i felt sick the next day

>>84541 (OP)
Will nigger OP update us or has he deaded?

OP died geg

Arranged marriage

if you don't have a social circle by the time you leave secondary (or whatever its called in mutt) you are finished

Foids are overrated. Once you get past the biological urge to reproduce you will realize the average foid's personality doesn't go beyond social medias and shitty tv shows.

>>86402
from what ive seen in men too, the average man is a true goy who will spend his time on sportsball and shitty cashgrab vidya. The most interesting people I have known in my life were nearly all autists. I am hoping that I will eventually find a woman that is of that kind of autism where we can sperg out about history and shieeet together, and otherwise I will live alone, its better to be alone and free to do what you want than chained down by some foid who is boring as hell and will nag you all day

It's not worth your time trying to date foids If you're not chad,just play hunie pop and jerk off utill ai gfs become a thing

I wish i could help you but i cant talk to foids either, one just came to me and it happened

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG NUGIGGERPOOPAS GET GHOSTED BY FOIDS OH NONONONONONO GIGGERS NOT LIKE THIS

many such cases oregano

>>86381 (OP)
ts is why i just fuck dudes

no its just because ur not super handsome or a truecel and modern society is controlled by da foidsss so naturally an ugly-average straight man would be at the very bottom of social hierarchy

>>86244 (OP)
Being a single straight male chad will put you at the top of the hierarchy, however much the foids pretend they don't approve of you they are all pining for you. Look at all those serial killers that had women begging for him to be freed, just because he was handsome.

If you are a normal looking or even worse, sub-5 man, you are worthless. The foids say they hate chad for his manipulative nature and because he is a fuckboy who will drop a girl for another at any given notice and cheats on them, but in reality they still love chad, while they will project all of the negative aspects of him onto normal looking men, even if they are completely innocent and only have good intentions. (YOU) will be the one that has (((toxic masculinity))), that is a misogynist, that is a bigot, etc etc.

I recently watched a bit of a video on "decentering men" by a woman. She wasn't fence-sitting her opinion on it, but from what I understood, there is a large group of women who base their entire fashion sense on being unnattractive to the "male gaze". It is immensely funny to see this, as on average men are being less and less interested in women due to more women being sluts and annoying bitches, and women still seem to think that we are obsessed with them. Women truly hate the average man, while the average man is indifferent. When it comes to chad, they are willing to be abused, cheated on and manipulated doe.
>Yuo are obsessed with mi o algo
<I don't even think about you
To absolutely nobodaldis surprise, the women who criticise celebrities for "centering men" are the ugliest braphog women ever, nose ring and all.

>>86274
at the end of the day let them get abused by chad and just move on,let them become the clown and just laugh at them when they inevitably get abused
<reddit space>
you might not think it is true but you deserve better than to get on with a retarded foid and ruin your life,one night stands if you need that craving and just move on

>>86405
I definitely believe that its better to be alone / only have one night stands than tie yourself down with a retarded foid or a used slut that decided she wants to "settle down" now. Its better to stay looking for somebody you would like and keep your money to yourself (jewish doebeit), than spend it all on being a betabux deluxe for some foid who got toyed by 20 different chads when she was younger. Go on holidays, buy expensive healthcare and gym products, enjoy your money instead of chasing the foid

OP is 12 - average age of xitter immigrant

>>86055 (OP)

Masturbation is comparable to how humanity has a ton of dopamine burning devices right at your finger tips. Just don't start it if you don't want to fuck up your neuropathy or whatever it is. Sexual pleasure exists to incentivize human connection and reproduction and it should be treated as such. Don't fall into the Goon trap OP goodluck

The prostate and testosterone thing are false . It is true that not ejaculating over long periods of time decreases testosterone and increases risk of prostate cancer but , assuming you are a healthy individual, if you're getting nocturnal ejaculations you should be fine. Never goon never troon

benefits of gooning are about the same as the benefits of taking drugs or alchool(relieves stress)
the difference is that ironically it is easier to get off of those two because they cost money so if you overdo it you will feel the lack of money in your wallet(maybe im the only one who stopped due to money concerns cuz im greedy like a jew idk)
and atleast with drugs and alchool i made some cool friends when i did them

>>86406
I wouldn't recommend drugs because they fuck up your brain and body and are more addictive too
>ah hell nah this nigga tweaking brah
Best stress relief would be a generic time waster, hang out with friends, go on jewtube or kill shit in vidya. If that isn't enough, alcohol is fine, and like you said you can make friends doing that.

>>86407
cigarettes are also not a bad pick if you are a lazy goyim and want to be excused to take a 15 minute break every 2 hours at your wage slave job

>>86341 (OP)
>telling your mom she's obsessed with bbc

>>86341 (OP)
christpilled

GEEEEEG
<unoregano nigga

soot ban him for his own good

yes
<unoriginal

>>86114 (OP)
i thought tony was against mixing with moulinyans

wow…just by being white you can land 10/10 sisas even being a landwhile

>>85085 (OP)
i really need to fix my life, my only cope is that im young and i have time and oppurtinities

scored 19 unfortunately

>Robots are paedophiles
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Anyhoo, here's my result:
Normal

>Just be a gymcel!
Guess im smurfing

i got like 52 i think i closed it

>>86242
I guess I was trying to say that I wish I had never opened this pandoras box and ruined my phyche with all of this irony and cynicism. Its like theres this scar on you that you can never tell anyone about without certainly ruining your social life. I sometimes forget not to use terms or inside jokes associated with this part of the internet with the people I talk to and I just feel so gross.

How do you go about finding people who aren't NPCs? I sort of mask when I talk to people so I don't know how I would go about making them interested in talking to me without revealing too much about myself.

>>86239
Nice song, it does a good job of inspiring fomo in me.
Two songs I relate to are Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads and Normal Like You by Everclear

>>86236
Thats good you have a penpal, its much easier to represent yourself through text than speech.

I relate to this. I haven't been able to make a single deep connection with anyone since I was twelve.

I have a couple of friends, but nobody too close. The closest friend I have is an autist that I nerd out about politics and history with, but I don't think the friendship will go much further than that. Thats fine with me, I still enjoy spending time with him, but you need a variety of people that share different sets of interests that you have so you can talk about all the things you enjoy with people.

I'm the guy who dropped his psychopath friend a while ago, I mentioned it in some posts so I won't repeat it again. He was my friend since I was 11 and I'm now 18. I'm going to go to uni with 1 person I talk history/politics with and no other friends (i have some superficial friendships at school but i already know they will disappear), and the guy won't even be going to the same Uni as me. I also have the longing for a sense of brotherhood. I started skateboarding a couple months ago and I enjoy it, but sometimes I come across youtube videos of groups of young people doing it together and having fun, and alTHOUGH the people are happy and I'm happy for them, it makes me feel very empty inside, like I'm watching a childhood that I could have had, that I should have had, but instead I had little to no actual friends or moments to remember and I wasted it all. I will never be that age again, I will never have the opportunities I did then again, and that makes me very sad.

The point about everything being seen as gay is very real. Before I dropped him for the shit he'd done I would spend a lot of time with the psychopath friend, and I would get called gay for it a lot, I never did anything that could even be inferred as gay with him. In contrast some people on the rowing team would be piled up over each other under a tree at break times, playing smash or pass with male bodybuilders, but they were called gay less than I was. Maybe it was the friend that gave the faggot vibes, as he is a faggot and would ask everybody around him weird questions and even asked me if I wanted to have sex with him in a half joking manner which I chose to understand as a joke at the time and not get rid of him for being a fag. (Before one of you niggers ask, I did not accept, and I am not a faggot myself). I regret the time I wasted with him, and wish I had spent more time with other friends, maybe I would have some friends if I did.

<Words words words

>>86196 (OP)
>Everything is secretly gay now.
wrong. leftists and no-life faggots pretend the wholesome loving friends are faggots just because they wouldn't know what it feels like

>>86236
>>86256
is twelve the age the world goes to shit? i too haven't actually had a real friend since i was 12

i yearn for this kind of friendship too. its just unfortunate about how terrible it ends up plenty of times, especially with any autists from sites like this or autists in general: example, /pol/name fag and some literalwho nigger he met on the 'ru met IRL and then that nigger ended up randomly asking him to be fag lovers for no reason.

it is definitely harder to find real friends than it was back in the day… good luck 'teens

>>86241 (OP)
My goal is to work enough to save up some money and disappear into some SNCA rural place on the coast. Living off neetbux would be nice, but I'd rather not depend on the government to do anything and get out without having to rely on anything

>>86276
tsmt, i dream of becoming a millionare than just spending the rest of my life in some small town in siberia

What is your dream in life?

>>85647 (OP)
hug <3

that's harsh dude, i don't really know what to say just take care

Don't take it too personally he might have been in a state of delirium and he wasn't really conscious
Hoping things get better for you, that sounds rough to deal with

He's doing better I think. Still completely confused though, I don't know why it's been so long.

>>86258
Im hoping your father returns to normal soon 'teen

I was thinking about writing a horror story based off the song "Diamonds on the Inside" by Ben Harper

The story would be about a poor guy who lives in rural Appalachia with his girlfriend. They barely get by and because they live off the grid, have to do all sorts of manual labor. After she cuts her arm in an accident he discovers she literally has diamonds inside of her. It would start to drive him crazy because he is in desperate need of money and he contemplates what he should do. He begins to entertain the idea of maybe amputating one of her limbs to harvest the diamonds and constantly fantasizes about what his life would be like with all this money. He slowly descends into madness and comes to the conclusion that the best course of action is killing her late at night. I haven't thought much about how it would end.

I've never written a horror story and I don't think I would be able to properly describe his decent to madness and fear it would seem too rushed. Maybe one day idk

>>86194
>I haven't thought much about how it would end.
I have some ideas, though they may be no good
1) when he cuts her open he sees his own reflection in the diamond crack and he dies
2) same as 1 except he discovers she was pregant

>>86202
2 is really smart, diamond caca

I like to journal, but I've been slacking on it lately due to melancholy and self loathing