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 â„–81873[Reply]

is there a way to unepi yourself?
>watched some degenerate video on jewtube when I was very young
>now realizing I get a boner to things that shouldnt turn anyone on
I quitted porn for like 2 months and i still sometimes have horny 2iq thoughts about those things
is there a way to somehow fix it or am I stuck with it forever?

 â„–81874

it honestly takes time
you should find things to distract yourself with

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like with any other vice, you have to detox yourself and train your mind



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 â„–81828[Reply]

I personally hate the word edgy because it feels super xitter pilled and the word is always also used on the most basic jokes that offend nobody. Except the oldfag redditor who is commanded by Epstein himself.

 â„–81865

I hate the nigger tik tok 'cord slang where they constantly make references to food (he's cooking, this is cooked, let him cook, we're eating, you get the drill) it just always makes me think of the morbidly obese food obsessed american leaking fat from every hole stereotype

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>>81828 (OP)
I hate the word corn/cornball makes me sethee

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>>81868
holy cornball

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>>81865
A schizo part of me wants to believe that the reason slang like this took off so hard recently is because most of Gen Z hit the age where they would be getting jobs in fast food

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They raped the word larp to the point it doesnt mean the same thing but also its funny to use the most obsurd 'tok memes especially when you bait uncs o algo



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 â„–81457[Reply]

>ask out a girl i dont know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST WANT TO FUCK ANY RANDOM WOMAN)
>ask out a girl i know
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS JUST THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THEM)
>ask to be set up with someone
>get called a pervert (OH MY GAWD MOIDS WANT TO FUCK ALL MY PRECIOUS FRIENDS)
just blow my shit clean off
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>>81632
updooted

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>>81632 here, and Yes, they smoke weed.

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i mean it’s a bit weird to ask a girl out that you don’t know cause you genuinely don’t have any reason to and she doesn’t have a single reason to accept

 â„–81862

fuh is a nguh supposed to do

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>>81457 (OP)
Genuine factflood geg. The TRVTH is women don't really know what they want and will make any post-hoc justification to make themselves the victim and you the weirdo. It doesn't really matter whether you're friends or a stranger or anything, all that matters is if you click the right biological buttons in her mind. If you can't do that and pursue her anyway, then her woman mind will do ANYTHING to justify the idea that you're just a creep even if it makes no real sense. Literally either be a celibate or wait until you're like 30 to start pursuing women, otherwise it's just not worth it if you're in the first world.

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>>81869
Women know what they want intuitively, they only say this stuff if you're not attractive. If you're attractive you can say "Hey I'm a pervert I rape animals and eat poopoo" and they'll still be into you



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 â„–81635[Reply]

What are (((your))) experiences with different substances, what would (((you))) recommend and what would (((you))) advise against?
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>>81744
You can literally find them shrooms in the forest

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>>81747
polack hands typed this post

 â„–81829

i pick liberty caps when it is the right time of year >:D

Am very fond of ~4g doses.

Other than that

>LSD

only thing I still actively would like to try

>Alcohol

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here we go here’s my experience.

>weed

i tried weed for the first time at 14, i hated it at first because id be smoking in parking lots with a bunch of people i barely knew and i always go so high that id be incredibly anxious and schizo. even worse when you’re 14, in public, and with a bunch of people you barely know. but now i’m 18 and smoke every night. i’ve always had fluctuating insomnia and would wake up all the time throughout the night but now i sleep perfectly fine which is amazing. i would never smoke during the day or if i had anything important on as weed makes you retarded and lazy. it’s fun to smoke at night because it feels like total relaxation in a plant. i can sleep, no anxiety, and watching a movie becomes more enjoyable for me. i like smoking with my gf we just cuddle and tard out. never smoke during the day otherwise you’ll turn retarded forever.

>alcohol

tried for the first time at 15, always enjoyed it as i don’t feel autistic when i drink. i become more sociable and come up with good ideas and always have fun. i’ve never been a depressed drunk, only happy and joy. blacking out sucks doe cause the next morning you have the worst anxiety over what you possibly could’ve done or said drunk and the hangover genuinely feels like the flu. i always preferred getting drunk with a group of friends rather than a party cause you can get up to more adventures.

>dexamphetamine/vyvanse

i tried both of these recreationally cause i dont have ADHD or a need for stimulants. honestly one of the most fun drugs because its legit just baby speed. makes you talk and talk and talk forever tho and become very loving but also very horny??? stimfapping is no joke i went at it for 6 hours once without even realising and that’s not like me i very much limit my gooning. 10/10 goon sesh and i stayed hard the whole time which was insane, part of the reason i didn’t realise 6 hours had gone past. everything you eat will taste like shit and you won’t wanna eat or have the urge to. the comedown is AWFUL you feel like you’re gonna vomit.
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i snort poop

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>>81635 (OP)
Ive never tried drugs since drugs are heavily prohibited in my country
But ive tried alcohol
It made my mouth feel like tv static and numb but relaxed in a good way, then i feel burning in my throat afterward. Also drinking alone is a very good cope against depression, it makes things fun and life has more color to it, but sometimes it makes you feel a sadness that feels good, i understand why so many people resort to alcohol when sad
>cigarettes
I hated smoking, doesnt make you feel good, makes your toes feel cold and smells bad, after like 4 cigs, i never smoked again because it sucks



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 â„–81860[Reply]

>googoogaga, I just found this funny website, please be nice to an innocent hunky like me

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>i just found this funny website
<ev&doe you have an award saying you've been here one year



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 â„–81399[Reply]

My parents divorced when I was only a caca. As a lot of kids like this I lived with my mom. Father still was meeting us and we spent time together. That was until the moment i became more mature. Then he started to tell me a lot of bad stuff about mom and her family(which was obviously a lie). I wasn't telling her but one day I said because I couldn't resist anymore. Then we had somtheing like pause with unsuccessful attempts to make things right again. Finaly in 2021 we stopped communicating altogether. I still feel sadness time to time and don't know what to do. Sorry for bad english I am an eslGOD
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My father is keyed but it's hard to talk to him because he'll unironically start talking about aliens and hypnosis and other schizo shit , he's also very old now (20 years ago when I was born he was in his late 60-s)

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>>81570
aliens = demons
ufos = nazi globalist secret projects

 â„–81587

Your dad was a faggot and so are you

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>>81587
not very nice of you

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>>81570
my dad is kinda old too

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just so you know you dont have to put an email in you can just leave it blank



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 â„–81737[Reply]

I know a fat retarded autistic failed-roastie that never had a serious job, and was blessed with EVERYTHING!
>she had tard walkers in school
>she flunked every single year of school
>they still let her pass every grade
>she dropped out when they were gonna make her repeat year 11
>then she got on benefits
>then she got daily tard walkers
>she got a boyfriend and lost benefits
>passed some unimpressive community collage shit
>husband loses job
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>>81737 (OP)
Just disability max bro

 â„–81743

comparing yourself to the lowest of the low will get you nowhere, OP

 â„–81760

How is it that she gets cheap as fuck housing and i get fucked by epstein as a kid?

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>>81737 (OP)

esl shitskin

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Adapt and burden max until this pedo empire dies

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>>81737 (OP)
how did this nigga add a hanging indent



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 â„–81537[Reply]

How do Americans not just kill themselves when they have a really bad day when they have access to guns
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 â„–81559

because we kill other people instead

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>>81537 (OP)
They do

 â„–81576

You have access to knifes or have been at high places. Why don't you? Because killing yourself isn't easy, and death really hurts.

 â„–81770

I could not resist ngl

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>>81576
Knives hurt and the last tall building I was at had giant ass walls at the balcony so I couldn't jump o algx
<poopson doe
>just jump in front of a train chud
train will probably end up severing my legs and not actually killing me and I'll have to live my life as an irl slopjak
<quote lost
and also guns is just instant death no pain so itd be easy

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>>81830
you can end up as an actual irl slopjak if the gun fails doe which can happen



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 â„–81833[Reply]

I'm an autistic(male pronouns preferred but im not using hormones or chopping anything off) but nobody can tell unless i rock back and forth and suck my thumb, my tard walkers keep trying to set me up with ugly retards to date but i fucking wont.
Why?
BECAUSE I AM NOT THE ETHICAL "GIRLFRIEND" REDISTRIBUTION SYSTEM OF EQUAL OPPORTUNITY IN THE DATING MARKET
FUCK RETARDED MEN, they talk like retards and are manbabies

 â„–81834

>I'm an autistic(mal
stopped reading there make it shortr

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>>81834
fuck off retard you talk retarded

 â„–81839

bait only worth one single geg for the slight show of craftsmanship



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 â„–81826[Reply]

send iconic screenshots of imageboards posts

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Even though redit is not an imageboard

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>putting this in a dead board where you cant send a blank text message

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>>81835
rwabaib



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 â„–81728[Reply]

What would you with your life if you had 10 million dollars
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>>81817
>having fuggin chronic stress is healthy now

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>>having fuggin chronic stress is healthy now
nophono said this. obviously dont healthmin yourself

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>>81819
what is with the retarded Xmaxx
zMin and FooBar DARPA terminology, how mind fucked is the current generation of le fuggin followers

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>>81820
its funny to say and it was cool when it was lesser known but it has been raped by normies like pretty much everything else cool online that was too open to outsiders.

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>>81821
like fuggin primal sheeit

 â„–81832

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Invest it and make more money



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 â„–81330[Reply]

Happy valentine’s day chuds. I didn’t think I was going to be able to celebrate today as my boyfriend and I both had work from 9am and I was content with that because i've never celebrated before anyway, but thought maybe we could do something late on Sunday or Monday. But around 12:15am I heard a knock on my door and there he was, with some roses and a 24 pack of beer for me. I feel so lucky and grateful to have someone who cares about me this much and puts in effort to show that i’m loved. I wish for everyone to be able to stumble upon someone like this one day. I’ve never received flowers before.

I gifted him a book on neuroscience and a beautifully framed taxidermy moth with a handwritten and drawn card.

Even if you didn’t celebrate or never have, I hope everyone had a wonderful day
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 â„–81616

I wish you turned on IDs so you could see how many people dislike you geg

 â„–81618

i for one hate your blogposts nigga

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>>81342
she's not as bad as the rest of you

 â„–81689

JSID negro

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>>81614
Thanks,

I don’t have much to say as of now cause my life has been a bit boring for the past week or so. I drank with some friends on the beach and played in my local poker night. I did not win.

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>>81846
>I did not win.
story of your entire life nigger



 â„–81629[Reply]

watch this or something

 â„–81748

I aryanheart (((JREG)))

 â„–81774

jreg is a theatre kid faggot

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>>81774
Theater kids be Aryan doe



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 â„–81520[Reply]

Hello sharty. After almost 2 years on bald man with glasses website I'm ready to blogpost.
Yes, I am searching advice from internet strangers on the bald man with glasses website.
< tranx folk space
(TLDR at the end if you do not want to read my snca life stuff).
< troon space
I do not know what to do. I always grew up with everybaldi saying "just follow your dreams", the fact is I do not know what to obsess over my entire life.
< reddit
So since I grew up with this and I always gamed like everyphono I enrolled into IT in high-school (WORST CHOICE OF MY LIFE EVER BTW).
I also had the "fortune" to have the periods of training inside a company when 'der covid was around, learned a lot of Java (snca now everybaldi is with C# and others).
< reddit
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 â„–81684

Anyway I am going to eat dinner, if any reppeys show up I will return in a while

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>>81674
education is a scam but only if you were a lost case from the beginning or if its too expensive in your third world country

 â„–81767

soyspeak is cool and all but you dont need to use it every two seconds

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>>81643
>Regarding 3D software I am also planning to learn, other than Blender, FreeCAD, idk if it is useful but it shouldn't hurt since it's all self-taught.
Go for it. As a beginner I learned 3D modelling through TinkerCAD. It's much easier to grasp as a complete noob, as it has easy navigation (and you don't need to install anything), but FreeCAD and Fusion allow you to learn the industrial side of it. One recommendation on FreeCAD I have for you is to set the camera controls to Inventor ones, it'll make learning that program easier if you want to pursue the career further.
You could also explore what Autodesk has to offer, like Revit (for architectual design) or Maya (Blender clone), maybe you'd find something that interests you.
>This I also have thought briefly about. And I think it is true and near where I live there is also the alleged birthplace of the pianoforte guy. So maybe it is good and either everybaldi or nophono does repairs and shieet.
Only slight problem is that you need licenses for everyraisin. So idk I will look more about it.
Again, it's a difficult but rewarding job. You need to know a lot about wood properties and tonality but once you get past that you get to make cool stuff that you can test out before selling.
Since you have dipped your toes in 3D printing, you could start by making simple 3D printed instruments, something like an ocarina or bongos will do. Guitars and the like require wood necks since PLA will break due to the string tension. If something breaks when you do it, don't put yourself down and try exploring other simple DIY options, like a canjo (a can banjo). Vidrel shows a few instruments you can assemble, but keep in mind that some instruments in the video require soldering components, so your mileage may vary.
Try it out, you have nothing to lose (besides plastic). Hope it helps your creative side thrive.
>Thank you, really for this thought-provoking stuff.
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>>81779
EMBED DIDN'T ATTACH

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Before I leave for now, watch this video about American banjo manufacturing



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 â„–81755[Reply]

what is the worst not illegal fetish? i would probably say scat or some furry shit

 â„–81756

niggers being born

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omorashi, similar to scat

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>>81755 (OP)
Fet fetish healthplay. Watch any My 600lb life episode and imagine someone masturbating to the hospital scenes. Yes it's as bad as it sounds

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>>81757
Take the closest knife to you and slit your throat



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