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Chud 7oy5ceh^ 01/31/26 (Sat) 16:13:25 №80159 [Reply]

bros what do i do about this?
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i used to know a girl and shes the only one that really tried to get to know me. i mean she would tell me all her problems and we used to walk to school together but i dunno i guess i was just too scared and foolish and stupid. hell she would even send me photos of her in her bikini.
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its been like 4 years and i still have her number. she still lives in my neighborhood too and from what i could tell shes been the same person since. she still takes care of her younger sibling and still played sports in high school; idek how i left her like that when shes such a good woman.
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should i just text her and say sumn stupid like "new phone, who is this contact i have saved" to break the ice or do i just move on?
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i could easily just get back in her life like that, and maybe even take her to my friends restaurant. its been 4 years so who knows

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Chud 7oy5ceh^ 01/31/26 (Sat) 17:06:10 №80168

and ive changed so much too im not even recognizable from who i was years ago maybe i have a good chance

Chud 7oy5ceh^ 01/31/26 (Sat) 20:42:55 №80193

>>80168
Nigga just do it. You have no time to lose

Chud 7oy5ceh^ 02/01/26 (Sun) 00:09:34 №80217

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Just don't have premarital sex with her

Chud 7oy5ceh^ 02/01/26 (Sun) 02:59:43 №80221

>>80217
im a Christian if that matters thats not really what i look for in a relationship

Chud 7oy5ceh^ 02/01/26 (Sun) 03:18:32 №80226

>>80193
i might msg on Wednesday since i only got friday and saturday free and thats when i could schedule a "reunion"

Chud 7oy5ceh^ 02/08/26 (Sun) 19:38:57 №80904

2 counts of samefagging? did you intentionally do it?

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Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 23:19:15 №80211 [Reply]

I wish I wasnt born with autism. throughout my life I've felt humiliated and inferior to everyone else, I was never popular,I'm weird and I'm seen as a joke. I feel as if people naturally know I'm autistic Maybe it's because I'm ugly I dunno. I know I shouldn't blame my disability for everything but still,I hate how I'm seen as the same level as a retard. would anyone know how to make myself seem less retarded

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 23:25:05 №80212

I'd start with not putting your real email into the email field.

Chud 02/01/26 (Sun) 03:10:23 №80223

let the j@@rtychunk lie in peace

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How do I get people to stop calling me a pooner? Chud 10/20/25 (Mon) 17:08:06 №67809 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Seriously, I've been called a pooner on like 4-5 occasions.
>4cuck /fit/ When I posted body
>Another time I posted a sketch of my face
>Multiple times on the sharty
I swear to God I want to know what makes people think that I'm a pooner because it isn't just perverts fantasizing me as secretly being a woman it's far past that point

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Chud 01/22/26 (Thu) 12:42:23 №78693

>>75729
youre doing gay shit now… only queers obsess with their self image over simply being authentic… not that you cant take care of yourself…

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 05:42:47 №80135

>>78693
I'm not fucking gay

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 05:55:49 №80137

>>80135
yeah you are

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:23:09 №80140

>>67858
im late as fuck but this looks like marfan's

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 15:20:09 №80149

>>67840
you look horrible

Chud 02/01/26 (Sun) 00:45:31 №80218

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>>80137
>Caring about your image is gay dude
Who bets you're 250lbs minimum and can't walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded
>>80140
If it is it must be a pretty mild case
I don't have much of a swayed back and I have 20/20 vision

Anyways, I've been going to the gym a lot since I moved. It's not much, but it's a start.

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Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 21:10:07 №78627 [Reply]

I just cut myself for the first time award
It was on my thigh. It didn't hurt at first but now it's starting to sting. I put like 4 plasters on it. I think I saw a white layer. Help I'm scared I'm so fucking stupid

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Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 18:00:00 №78956

>>78627 (OP)
Please don't do that, I knew a guy that needed immediate stitches because he cut a massive slit into his forearm when he was high

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 18:57:15 №78959

Nigga don't cut yourself

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:03:39 №79712

>>78627 (OP)
>>78636
i think the "white layer" you are talking about is the dermis you should keep the area clean

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:29:50 №79729

update or something, it's healed up now but the scar is pretty bad

I ended up buying steri strips and put a dressing over it and took it off last night

Chud 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:26:11 №79863

reading this thread almost made me pass out kys op
actually no dont do that

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 23:28:04 №80213

ur fine bro just take care of the cut smh

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Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 00:48:22 №80101 [Reply]

Why is the relationship between women and pasta so weird?

Ads will show women laughing with friends with friends and eating pasta (similar to yogurt ads). This is often Lean Cuisine or some similar product. In this sense pasta is shown to be something healthy and wholesome that women can enjoy without feeling guilty or worrying about becoming morbidly obese.

Other times pasta is shown to be this indulgent, orgasmic experience that instantly transports random women to Italy. Pasta is a spirit, honey experience that feeds not just their stomach but their soul.

Neither of these experiences are ever shown in relation to men. Pasta is never advertised to men. Why can't women have a realistic relationship with pasta? Is pasta an inherently feminine food? How do men relate to pasta?

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Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 01:03:50 №80103

autistic gem of a thread

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 01:45:44 №80106

>>80101 (OP)
tbf italian cuisine is supposed to be beautiful and feminine. associating women with pasta is just a correlation

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:09:12 №80111

>>80101 (OP)
women aren't very good at cooking. pasta is the only thing they know how to make LMAOOOO

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 04:17:07 №80132

OP is onto something honestly women are obsessed with pasta and carb-heavy foods

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 20:55:01 №80199

>Other times pasta is shown to be this indulgent, orgasmic experience that instantly transports random women to Italy.
That's every chocolate/ice cream brand that advertises itself as "premium". Women get transported to this psychedelic world of cream, chocolate and bright colors, all while chocolate fountains pour down onto the vanilla ground. I'd argue that's worse than transporting people to Italy.
Also 'za does this in ads as well.

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 22:03:01 №80206

> Other times pasta is shown to be this indulgent, orgasmic experience that instantly transports random women to Italy. Pasta is a spirit, honey experience that feeds not just their stomach but their soul.

Do you want to see a man have an orgasmic experience with some pasta? Cuz you can go watch that one dude who fucks pasta fleshlights if you really want to

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Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 12:16:52 №80146 [Reply]

>Live really north
>Notice that it's actually not as cold as it should be
>After some research, discover that warm ocean currents originating in the Gulf of Mexico flow across the Atlantic and help keep temperatures higher than they otherwise would be.
>Be happy at first, but then notice the trade-off
>Along with the warm water, all the BRAAAAAPs come from Mexico too
>Be forced to live for eternity with brappy water o algo

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 13:54:26 №80148

Mexico won ou algo asi if that matters

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 16:56:03 №80165

brutal brappill

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Chud xlEt5y5y 01/29/26 (Thu) 05:49:24 №79812 [Reply]

>Picrel unrelated
Ive decided to finally start improving myself
I've stopped jerking off and actually try to build muscle (Im super fucking skinny). I've realized people actually like me and i am not super fucking ugly
Im also seeing this woman btw if that matters

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Chud xlEt5y5y 01/30/26 (Fri) 02:22:08 №79933

if your gonna stop gooning then delete those photos that may temp you too goon
>>79865
there are no foidlets on the sharty you stupid fuking chxd

Chud xlEt5y5y 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:48:12 №80004

>>79933
i never jacked off to any content, it was all in my head
>>79865
also no

Chud xlEt5y5y 01/30/26 (Fri) 05:59:35 №80005

>>79812 (OP)
tell us about the girl ur talking to

Chud xlEt5y5y 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:40:40 №80141

>>80005
>first off, its a mtf named moot
shes a christian woman in college with me. we both find eachother super funny i think and we both kinda have chuddy humor. shes described me as funny and pleasent behind my back
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shes more experienced in relationships doebeit but i have high hopes

Chud xlEt5y5y 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:41:25 №80142

oh yeah also i found out why i was so ugly. my face doesnt match the body type
i would look like giga's son if i worked out because of my face

Chud xlEt5y5y 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:50:02 №80143

>>80141
also i said pleasant because i forgot the exact word she said but it wasnt some shit like "hes nice" meaning i dont know this nigger

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Reggeaton Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:46:16 №80114 [Reply]

I dont like Reggeaton, its like monkey music o algo

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:27:08 №80119

what is reggaeton anyways who are popular artists

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:31:02 №80121

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>>80119
Great question Chud?, One of the most popular artists is Daddy Yankee

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:35:17 №80123

>>80121
listening to this rn and ngl its aight i dont see how this is tuff in South America though
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why does every SA i talk to on the sharty say that the wannabe thug kids listen to this fruity stuff

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Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 02:42:58 №79936 [Reply]

If you do not like tits or if you prefer ass to tits you are not a true male.

Tits (and vagoo) are the only things exclusive to women. If you prefer ass then you are gay people men literally have the same thing and even so it is disgusting to enjoy the part where poo comes out. Feet are utilitarian and masculine and to preserve femininity a man should NEVER have to see a woman's bare feet. Seeing a woman's bare feet is like seeing her walk with two penises it is disgusting. The ideal woman has no feet and at LEAST two boobs and no ass all this is true!

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Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 17:58:22 №80060

You are a fucking tranny faggot

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 18:17:48 №80064

i'll never get laid so i don't give a shit
ass won doe

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 22:05:38 №80080

ass guy here because tits are inconsistent. what if she has dinner plates for nipples or saggy tits that she masks with a push up bra? that would be an instant turn off for me no matter how the girl looks. ass on the other hand, it’s consistent you see what you’re gonna get and take it at face value. i think chicks with nipple piercings are hot tho but only if they have tits on the smaller/average size. i’m just not a fan of big boobs cause they’re actually not that attractive when the bra comes off

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 23:45:37 №80096

Ass is better than Tits because it is fundamental to reproduction and copulation while breasts arent,

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 23:58:08 №80098

>>80096
meds your babies need to suck on tits to grow up

Chud 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:08:07 №80110

>>80096
How is ass vital to reproduction?

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Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 01:16:59 №79924 [Reply]

why are other imageboards filled with porn and loli enjoyer scum

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Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 06:16:03 №80006

>>79957
>Broooo stop falling for bait
>Stop reacting negatively to my epi images bro
>NOOOO DON'T BAN MY PORN, BAN THE CACAS INSTEAD
>How will you actually ban cacas? Uhhhhh they'll all just tell us and be honest, yeah
Fuck off quotecord joon

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 06:16:04 №80007

no arrow
awdawdawdawdaw

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 06:23:29 №80009

>>80006
wheres the porn or stuff bro theres no EPI. niggas call anything EPI when this is a 18+ website that explicitly bans porn and gore except on /pol/

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 06:45:21 №80012

>>80009
I'll admit that I don't see any epi on the catalog right now, but just yesterday there was a bunch of colorjak inflated penis spam well after the rule was already established. Sometimes the 'log is gemmy, but generally with quote-rule there are large phases where brimstone is spammed and jannies do nothing. Also
>this is a 18+
Effective as of 2 days geg. And again, how are they going to enforce it? Do you honestly believe the people who were banned for being underage already aren't back anonymously or posting under a different name and new ip? If the 'log stays how it is now then I can admit I was wrong, but I have every reason to not trust quotecord and expect things to quickly go back to coal. Banning gore was gemmy though, I'll give you janny niggers that.
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Reminder that quote's administration has a brown foid running the wiki, limeaids the mlp gooner who deleted /dem/ when he was caught rigging the election, a bunch of third world orbiters like GillKoyim who get to bypass the brownocaust simply for being coalpass BQC-owned niggers, and quote himself who was underage for most of his time on the sharty, yet bans them.

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 21:21:12 №80077

>>79957
sole reason as to why i use this site is because its not filled with porn

Chud 01/30/26 (Fri) 23:31:51 №80091

>>80012
bro the colorjak porn is just ironic soyjak shit nobody goons to that and if you get erect over it then you need therapy.
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its really easy to tell when someone is underage btw trust me im speaking from experience as a booru janny.
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>cobblestone and 9a0c le bad
have you even interacted with them kek
>quote himself who was underage for most of his time on the sharty, yet bans them.
i dont think you realize why minors were banned…

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/quit/ lets quit porn forever Chud x9p9NMBp 12/13/25 (Sat) 04:09:05 №74848 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

/quit/
Jannies PLZ sticky, if your gonna allow FPE brim on /soy/ one goon quitting thread wont hurt
ITT: we actually quit gooning and move on from our lives instead of making thrembillion threads coping about being one
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Ill post some of my resources
easypeasymethod.org
*new one that ive been using
https://archive.org/details/steven-slate-mark-w-scheeren-michelle-l-dunbar-the-freedom-model-for-addictions
(shorter version of the above)
https://archive.org/details/freedom-model-abridged/TheFreedomModel-ABRIDGED-NEW/mode/2up?q=The+Freedom+Model+for+Addictions

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Chud x9p9NMBp 01/29/26 (Thu) 11:24:08 №79853

>>79852
I don't have much else to say, just learn to forgive, that's all. Forgive yourself, those that create pornography, and really anyone else involved. Sin is a lack of knowledge.

Chud x9p9NMBp 01/29/26 (Thu) 11:25:30 №79854

>>79853
i'll try, once again thanks for listening. i think that's the most i can say for now

Chud x9p9NMBp 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:05:14 №79861

>>74848 (OP)
im on day 22

when do the weird fetishes go away? I feel disgusting having them.

Chud x9p9NMBp 01/29/26 (Thu) 17:01:52 №79886

>>79861
Ig you need to socialize and go full nofap. I can only talk to my parents and I'm sick of talking to them because they are liberals and i don't wanna talk to anyone irl tbh

Chud x9p9NMBp 01/29/26 (Thu) 17:53:24 №79891

Am I the only one who sees that nearly every post has the exact same id?

Chud x9p9NMBp 01/30/26 (Fri) 18:36:23 №80067

>>79891
IDs are gone after a month

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