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I don't get it Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 20:44:24 №102971 [Reply]

So, people on this site are called soyteens, right? I've been on this site off and on for a couple years, but I've never used it heavily (feel free to call me offsiter or caca and whatever else). If I turn 20, is it still acceptable for me to post here? I know it's allowed of course, but would it be weird? Should I just rope? Am I gay?

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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 21:24:49 №102981

>>102972
theis right here

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 21:43:50 №102982

Nigga nobaldi cares if you're not a caca, it's not like we have an age verification system

Also don't put your email in posts it's not necessary

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 21:46:04 №102983

>>102972 don't listen to him be a NEET

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 22:43:52 №102988

If youre 30+ and you are doing nothing with your life you are a gegbull. Have some life accomplishments by then, dont be a khhv or a manwhore who has never had a longer term relationship by then.

Its fine to use the site above 19, nobaldi cares. Technically cacas arent allowed since quote did the cacacaust but they still are on the site as well.

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 06:14:34 №103034

Hello, I am new here.

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 07:36:19 №103036

no op, we love and care about you.

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Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 03:35:51 №103020 [Reply]

The years of being exposed to imageboards have fucked me up when it comes to dealing with people.
Now I am always performative so that they believe something else but deep down I am always in doubt.
I am still punching the bed from fucking up with this girl but I know I can't do this or that or else bah it's over I haven't talked to her in 4 months.

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 03:40:00 №103021

kek i hope you ack stupid brown faggot

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Me. Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:11:31 №103003 [Reply]

This is my dox. Do whatever you want to me. Sharty "GODS" won, I lost.

IPv4: 97.83.194.50
IPv6: d822:4f20:ffe1:4ad7:1da2:08c6:4834:234c
Address: 153 S Tulpehocken St, Pine Grove, PA 17963
Number: (570) 412-6439
Email: danielthompson05@gmail.com
Weight: 166 lbs
Height: 5'8"
SS Number: 306-84-4629

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:16:12 №103005

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>Being overweight

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:24:36 №103008

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>>103003 (OP)
<Unoriginal content! You have been muted for 8 seconds.
salt, fix this shit website pls

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:24:57 №103009

only 40 mins away but its snca so

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:58:49 №103014

>>103008
this was always on this board way before salt you stupid nigger

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It happened a few times Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:34:51 №103011 [Reply]

ITT we explain how me doing stuff with my grandma wasn't that weird

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:41:57 №103012

what exactly did she do? i know some people got handjobs from the grandmas but if u were a little caca u cant really blame urself

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Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 00:28:52 №102998 [Reply]

I actually think its ok to be a neet aslong as you're not a shut in and actually go out do fun stuff, be a member of your community instead of sitting in a room jerking off all day. Thoughts?

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 00:31:24 №102999

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>>102998 (OP)
who knew

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 00:35:19 №103000

>>102999
I see a lot of people promoting the "neet lifestyle" on this board and I dont want anyone to get the wrong idea about it and ruining their lives for no reason

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 00:42:39 №103001

>>102998 (OP)
The premise is false because people who do those things will have a stronger sense of belonging and not fall into neetdom to begin with.
Its the people who are (or feel like) they are casted and shut out by society who escape into neetdom. Its a feeling of not participating in the system is less hassle than trying to participate in it. Though if this state of mind is prolonged it will eventually bite them in the ass spiritually physically and mentally. A catch 22 situation, damned if you do damned if you don't.

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 01:19:57 №103007

>>103000
being a NEET after trying for years to go the normie route and then getting nothing but workplace mobbing is not "failure". Theres literally no shame in getting neetbux if you tried to be a contributing member to an area that didnt want you.

Most of the "youre a loser and gave up too soon" retards are the same hypocrites who take great pleasure in excluding their targets from any of the same social opportunities they took for granted. "just put yourself out there" only sets you up for more abuse when they were never going to take you seriously to begin with and just wanted to discriminate against someone.

If it wasnt you, it was most definitely someone else and not some bullshit "self fulfilling prophecy mindset" that trolls will always bring up. The problem literally cant be you if you show up and havent gotten the chance to even say or do anything, with them already running their mouths from day 1.

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Chud 10/10/26 (Sat) 00:14:35 №102527 [Reply]

how do i ask a girl out without worrying about rejection

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Chud 10/11/26 (Sun) 01:05:06 №102598

Just throw yourself in

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>>102589
>taylor swift

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 19:00:43 №102774

Just accept that she may not like you back ask whilst accepting whatever she says dont hope for anything

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 20:46:35 №102785

>>102533
>implying niggers arent low inhibition

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:19:01 №102817

Start chasing foids late at night with a mask and scream at them that you're going to rape them. After a couple of weeks you'll realize they're more scared of your than you of them or something like dat

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 21:23:43 №102980

>>102774
shit i dont know how to flirt

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. Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 21:17:28 №102978 [Reply]

>life sucks because you will eventually get into fights you brutally lose instead of you just brutally beating everyone you hate to the point of them bleeding from their anus/having a leakage

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Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 11:18:02 №102386 [Reply]

which is worse? being tall and ugly or being short and ugly?
im tall and ugly, women don't look down on me, they fear me, they look at me like im going to rape or rob them, their faces look like as if they have seen a rat, im not sure but maybe women wont run away from short ugly men, they would run away from ugly tall men, not seen as an ugly man, but rather a beast from the sewers
anyone on the other side likes to share his experience?

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 11:47:14 №102390

Short and ugly is much, much worse. At least you can intimidate others if you are tall, as a manlet you will never be seen as anything more than a clown.

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 12:05:29 №102393

You have to come across as high trust. Fashion can help alot. I know it’s a meme, but it really does. With some clothes, you just look more like a rapist than with others. Also, your haircut, basic hygiene, shaving.(which is a meme too I know)

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 17:35:11 №102410

>>102386 (OP)
>which is worse? being tall and ugly or being short and ugly?
nigger are you retarded
> they look at me like im going to rape or rob them,
at that point just do it
but even then if you're tall a foid will want to fuck you just for your height
as a short guy, even if you're good looking, your fucked

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 19:36:18 №102956

I’m slightly ugly and tall (4/10 & 5’11+), most women surprising treat me well. Being ugly is obviously a disadvantage, but also being tall or short at the same time can make it worse. People would fear ugly tall people while people would make fun of ugly short people. Overall I’d say it’s pretty obvious that being ugly AND short is worse since you would be more likely to be physically bullied than being ugly and tall

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 19:46:27 №102957

>>102393
this is true, clothes do a lot for a person in general. sure they wont fix your face id know this, but they help with initial percieved approachability and helping evaluate the disposition (safety) that comes with interacting with an individual

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 20:56:48 №102974

>>102386 (OP)
being tall and ugly still gets you pussy just look at college campuses these days

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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 16:55:17 №102936 [Reply]

its your falt that you're an incel

Chud 10/14/26 (Wed) 21:59:13 №103107

>>102936 (OP)
true but i dont want to hear that

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Chud 10/11/26 (Sun) 16:35:41 №102646 [Reply]

Let's settle it once and for all. Who has it worse, an incel who has never been laid or in a relationship, or a guy who has experienced those things a long time ago and has no hope to experience it ever again.

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Chud 10/11/26 (Sun) 23:15:11 №102672

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>>102648
>visits the incel board
>wonders why people talk about sex

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 04:16:00 №102683

>>102646 (OP)
>or a guy who has experienced those things a long time ago and has no hope to experience it ever again.
this is worse
it's just the blue pill
you never yearn for what you cannot understand

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 10:40:09 №102697

getting laid once and having a wholesome relationship broken are really different things. the latter will harm more

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 13:12:47 №102714

>>102652
Because as a man I'm the one that has to do all the work (from finding foids, to asking them out, organizing dates and so on), while being on a timer (as if you havent had a relationship before age of 25, you will never have, or have one of of low quality)

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 18:57:08 №102770

I’m number 2 but id say the first one has it worse he yearns for something he cant understand it

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 15:51:32 №102930

>>102671
There is a saying that goes, "you can't miss what you don't have." I am basically the second person in the described scenario, and I can tell you right now it is better to be a turbovirgin forever than to get a taste of what it's like to have a girl love you and know you can never experience that again. Yes, being and love and having lovey-dovey sex IS that good. Be thankful that you exist on the extreme and not in the horrible middle ground.

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My Late-COVID to Post-COVID experience… Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 22:19:03 №102791 [Reply]

>be me
>teenager in the later early-2020s
>life was going well until late 2022 to mid 2023
>life was so fucking shit for me during that time
>late 2022 was fucking awful because my dad died middle-aged for heavy-smoking and maybe junk food consumption too
>was terminally online and blackpilled
>dwells to past when I was more happier and not fatherless
>was interested in wojaks and soyjaks that I had dig deeper into sharty culture which is why I’m hear now
>was also online on Reddit and Xitter for shitposting reasons
>had some dreams that I was still with my father
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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:07:19 №102803

The evening is darkest when dawn is upon us or something.
But really take the normiepill while you still have time op. YOU WILL GO BACK.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 02:01:44 №102853

>>102803
It might be a good time to leave this shithole for good but unfortunately I still use it for shitty blogposting

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>>102853
>Get out of here!
>Go back to real life.
>You're young and the world is yours.
>I'm old. I don't want to hear you talk anymore.
>I want to hear others talking about you.
>Don't come back.
>Don't think about us.
>Don't look back.
>Don't post.
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Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 05:57:14 №102876

Keep going on your current trajectory. Dont give up. If it makes you feel better to meet your family, try to do it more often. Do not get demoralised. Id recommend leaving the sharty entirely for a month or two, and then letting yourself come back. I used to spend hours a day on /pol/ then it clicked i was wasting so much time, namefags arent real people and most people here are dickheads. Go talk to people in the real world, you WILL have friends.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 06:42:32 №102886

>>102860
Gemmy post
Not op but would this still work if you’re already somewhat ugly and sperg? Like 4/10 but at least the not as retarded sperg type

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 14:45:59 №102923

>>102886
Aslong as you're still alive you can always change and make it right bro

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tarot thread Chud 09/30/26 (Wed) 04:18:02 №101165 [Reply]

ask, and it will be given you. seek, and you shall find. knock, and the door will be opened for you.

christbros DNI, unless you have something to say that doesnt include a chimp out about how this is sinful or whatever. i will not give my pearls to pigs.

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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 10:46:06 №102700

>>102687
sure let's do dis. will you create a thread? don't be sorry, real life matters more

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:51:31 №102800

This is sinful or whatever

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:53:29 №102801

Will freddy fazbear's pizza open in Q1 2027 i don't care for anything else

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:08:02 №102804

>>102700
Yeah I can make a thread in a bit, not sure when. I'll probably title it as "Physiognomy/personality thread" or something like that o algo. I've also had the idea of making an MBTI thread on here, but I don't want to overwhelm people with a billion different concepts at once so I'll probably try to stick with physiognomy. I'm just a bit busy at the moment so I don't know when I'll make it, but hopefully within the next few hours.

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 04:44:54 №102866

>>102804
we can discuss both things in one thread

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 08:15:26 №102897

>>102866
Sorry for late reply. I'll be going to sleep soon and will probably be active some time tomorrow. Here's the link: https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/102896.html
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Extra bump because I want OP of this thread to return

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Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 02:38:46 №101906 [Reply]

why don't you just get a 4/10 normal girlfriend

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Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 23:20:10 №102796

>>102793
Everybody says he looked horrible, but from what I’ve read about him, he just acted like an autistic retard. I really don’t think he looked especially below average, at least going off of the people I see in America. The chick on the left looks fine, too. I think the facial expression just looks kind of awkward

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:16:51 №102813

>>102796
Ts the same shit that happens to me 🥀

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 00:17:08 №102814

I might be a retard
‘Gated

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 06:13:15 №102880

>>102796
no the girl is sub 5 but she still looks cute tbh even with her horseface

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 06:25:24 №102881

>>102880
I would still hit

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 07:00:00 №102888

nuswas rly think 4/10 girls want 4/10 guys GEG

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Sex is overrated Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 12:27:52 №102710 [Reply]

The only novelty in it is that if you got a johnson and don't cum for too long you can sodomize people you don't like with it to pwn them but that's gay so your better off using a dildo machine or getting some bvll to do it (oh yeah there's also like ethic folk who are against this but think any other torture is fine)

The sexual gratification isn't worth it, you can just get it from jacking off but that's also nothing really especially if you it's for a short period and you always do it (also looking at drawings of foids can build a false identity, having waifus is super cringe, you can still respect their designs for being pretty but it has no meaning)

It's only good for like reproducing "naturally" and fulfilling some traditional views in spite of the neoliberal status quo, and I guess if your like some hung bvll who can outlast the foid it's just really good masturbation or gives pleasure that isn't sexual but moreso sadistic

Still I can't deny, sometimes when I argue with people I have the uncontrollable urge to imagine myself sodomizing someone, I guess that's the Will-to-Live in action!

Chud 10/12/26 (Mon) 13:02:45 №102713

what the fuck are you saying

Chud 10/13/26 (Tue) 05:16:51 №102870

>>102713
Sodomizing and emasculating anyone I don't like it based, not because I derive any sexual enjoyment from it but because watching faggots suffer is pleasing in the same way doxxing trannies is

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