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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 00:49:30 №92333 [Reply]

My girlfriend just beat me in an arm wrestle wtf do I do

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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 02:55:19 №92339

>>92333 (OP)
Ask xer to pantify and sissify you

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 14:59:11 №92349

>>92333 (OP)
christpilled. youre getting pegged tonight

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 14:59:38 №92350

>>92338
id unironically love to live like this except maybe the part where she beats me up

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:49:46 №92376

>>92333 (OP)
https://www.hims.com/testosterone/enclomiphene-supplements
>>92349
or this

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 01:38:26 №92379

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>hims.com

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:59:19 №92392

>>92379
if you want to be pegged that's okay too

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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 23:06:48 №92372 [Reply]

How does one cope with getting old? Soon I'll no longer be 'teen. It scares me everyday, not the adult life, but that these years will pass

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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 03:38:32 №92383

Time is constant, you cant slow it down or stop it, in 10 years you'll be in your 30s, thats a fact.
The best thing you can do is spend it wisely, go experience life, try out the things that interest you, dont let social pressure and fear make you live a life of mediocrity, conformity and what ifs.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 04:46:48 №92384

The only reason I keep going is that when I'm old I'll be able to grow a super long white beard and speak wisdom to the next generation.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 06:01:55 №92386

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>>92384
>The only reason I keep going is that when I'm old I'll be able to grow a super long white beard and speak wisdom to the next generation.
<unoriginalcontent

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 09:09:36 №92387

>>92378
same and i also had the exact same age in my mind

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 13:39:35 №92390

Aging is like being raped, it's so awful. I remember how pure boyhood was and now I'm a man with a receding hairline.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:58:48 №92391

>>92390
https://ro.co/hair-loss/

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Chud 06/26/26 (Fri) 09:05:27 №91844 [Reply]

How does one cope with having a small penis?

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 12:23:21 №92119

>>91972
If OP is being used as a test animal, add the DHT gel meme, too

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:07:17 №92131

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>>91845
jump nigger

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 19:47:52 №92163

Penis size generally matters the least compared to other ways attractiveness is ranked. Since you can't normally see penis size its definitely possible to get with a foid using things like charisma and fitness. After that you can work on building up your relationship to a point where she won't care. Also most women who are really into penis size are probably whores anyway and you shouldn't date them

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 13:11:03 №92245

>>92163
this is true. if a girl shames you for dick then you got with a worthless whore who only cares about sex, a relationship is way more than just sex

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 00:08:38 №92332

>>92245
tanzanite trvthnvke

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 03:04:15 №92382

>>92163
COOL! AWESOME! Can we still use OP as case study pls i want to know if this shit actually works

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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:20:12 №92343 [Reply]

Are there any hobbies/interests that haven't been utterly raped by investors, shareholders, and private equity?

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 10:18:44 №92345

Watching paint dry

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 18:07:54 №92359

>>92343 (OP)
urban exploring

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 18:43:43 №92360

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>>92359
steel walter

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 19:32:23 №92362

Banging the investors moms

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 19:41:14 №92364

>>92359
There are no walkable cities tho

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:48:18 №92375

>>92345
https://mangadex.org/title/bfb95591-fa3a-405c-a69d-32d7b1243451/paint

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JAV star was deported from New Zealand Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 16:13:28 №91160 [Reply]

JAV star was deported from New Zealand

>Fukuda Yua attempted to enter New Zealand
>More than 6 hours of questioning
>A drug test
>Her luggage was confiscated after she was surrounded by 10 police officers
>She was held waiting in a detention cell
>As a result, she was denied entry and forcibly deported.

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Chud 06/14/26 (Sun) 07:54:13 №91309

New Zealander will do this but will let in thrembillion mudslimes and pajeets

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 06:57:07 №92341

This is a gem so I'm going to bump it.

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 06:57:21 №92342

>>92341
I agree. Bump!

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 16:21:23 №92353

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shit nophono fan cares baldi about

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 20:32:31 №92365

>>91309
Foidocracy.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:46:40 №92374

>>91309
I live in New Zealand. You have a point. Our retarded national government has imported 550,000 Indians alone. This is bad because we have a population of 5.3 million.

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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 22:49:20 №92370 [Reply]

goodnight sharty people dont stay up too late nusoi

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Chud 06/16/26 (Tue) 02:51:19 №91389 [Reply]

>85% sure my brother is a faggot
what do?

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:29:06 №92231

>>92204
This. If someone is infected it spreads quickly to other family members.

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 13:28:54 №92251

just make sure he isnt an aid ridden whore
if he is then kill him
violently

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:57:38 №92265

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>>92222
>reddit filename
not like this….

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:59:37 №92266

>>92265
RedditDEITIES OWN YOU

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:57:31 №92288

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>>>92265
>RedditDEITIES OWN YOU
dod moff wihf roddod noshyian ovor ogoin.

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:58:34 №92290

>>92288
Mario and Luigi

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:43:14 №92279 [Reply]

I am angry.

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:45:16 №92280

Seethe harder seetheboy

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:46:00 №92281

>>92280
Already at max seethe

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:52:42 №92286

DO NOT WORRY LITTLE CHUD! THING WILL BE OKAY!

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:27:45 №92277 [Reply]

Just shut it all down

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 19:49:41 №92282

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I've been thinking about shutting all my organs down too

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Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 08:16:09 №92192 [Reply]

What would you do if every job application you put in got rejected?

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Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 11:38:52 №92195

find another job posting, nigger you do know you're supposed to apply to more than one job opening when looking for a job???

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 11:56:03 №92197

Be happy and unemployed

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 12:46:38 №92199

>>92197
tsmt the only job worth seeking nowadays if even possible is one where you can hide the whole time pretending to be “busy” and steal time every day with nobody questioning you.

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 15:00:11 №92203

>>92192 (OP)
think about revising my resume? nigga, did you not think after the 2nd rejection you might need to do something differently?

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:35:17 №92232

>>92192 (OP)
It's way easier to find a job through relatives or friends. Sometimes you can even skip the HR interview and get straight to work

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:37:27 №92233

Be a fat little chud y'all
TEH (Total Eternal Happiness) 🥹🥹🥹✌️✌️✌️

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How do I stop seeing myself as a loser Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:16:16 №92224 [Reply]

I miss when I could leave the house without feeling like a retarded worm, Im so sad all the time even though just a year ago I was a normal person. Feels bad man

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:18:32 №92225

You have to climb a mountain.

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:00:22 №92228

you don't
being a loser is okay

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:02:57 №92230

Yeah just be a fat lil chud bro!

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Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 01:30:11 №92334 [Reply]

I really like men but I'm from Scotland. I'd open up on /pol/ but they'd make fun of me for being brown I hope I can confide in you guys.

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 01:45:43 №92335

>>92334 (OP)
like in what way? like an autistic hyperfixation? what do you like about them?

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 02:02:13 №92337

>>92335
I like white burly English men because they dominate my sissy Scottish country.

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 04:44:00 №92340

obvious coally bait go down

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Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 03:22:11 №92014 [Reply]

Girls at my uni have a WhatsApp and they had polls asking what will each classmate end up becoming. Mine was “fertilizer”.
I don’t even talk to anyone or give them any trouble. The fucking Foids all want me to kill myself.

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 07:10:49 №92112

>>92032
>>92050
saying this like this guy wont get buried under a prison and made fun of even more for even bringing this up to staff.

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 07:04:33 №92133

i think that has a different meaning OP

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 10:51:09 №92134

>>92133
what do you think it means? i'm pretty sure it means he has no usefulness except when he'll die

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 07:06:20 №92146

one time i was at the elevator in my apartment and these two fat chicks were on with me, they got off at a floor before me and turned around and laughed at me. total rapemeat death.

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 19:42:28 №92162

Most normies and especially foids utterly despise people that they view as losers. Even if you've done nothing to them they will always hate just for the fact you're "worse" than them. I've experienced stuff like this countless times, it's horrible and painful and there's really nothing you can do about it. It's amazing how people will mock people who are already struggling and then get surprised when said people take out their frustration on them through violence(not encouraging that)

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:20:11 №92227

>cares about what normies think
ngmi
>cares about what FOIDS, FOIDS think
kek

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Chud 06/13/26 (Sat) 03:44:06 №91188 [Reply]

my life is awesome geg
fuck BPtrannies
fuck incelcucks
fuck niggers

Chud 06/16/26 (Tue) 17:58:23 №91447

>my life is awesome geg
>fuck BPtrannies
>fuck incelcucks
>fuck niggers
Muscualr Gigachad Says that

Chud 06/16/26 (Tue) 18:49:43 №91450

>>91188 (OP)
go away normalgroid

Chud 06/17/26 (Wed) 14:52:40 №91501

positive gem, we should all adopt this mindset, don't you think?

Chud 06/18/26 (Thu) 00:21:13 №91522

once you stop caring about snca inconveniences it starts getting started

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 20:16:33 №92209

Truthnuke posted 24 days ago

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Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 20:05:40 №92166 [Reply]

TFR

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 16:57:27 №92208

i do thise
it's all foids deserve