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 β„–89372[Reply]

Many of you are desperate for any affection, but it's not always worth it.

Never ever ever jump at the first girl who asks you out or drops hints that she likes you.

Just had a terrible experience and I hate her and I never want to date again
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 β„–89374

>you sneed me

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>>89373
Do dis
<organo contend

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>>89374
>you sneed sneed me

 β„–89673

don't have to worry about this if i just refuse to try dating in the first place.

 β„–89676

I never talk to females so this is not problem

 β„–89948

>girl who asks you out
lol



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 β„–89683[Reply]

Is it trye, /r9k/?
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>>89850
i dont think it matters at all

 β„–89856

like, if I was 6 foot and chad nobody would care, only looks (genetics + hormones) and resources matter, all the rest is post-hoc rationalization at best and useless cope otherwise

 β„–89857

>>89855
How would women dislike him more because of glorifying mass killers if they didn't know he does that

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>>89683 (OP)
In my experience yeah

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>>89843
the elliot part is ironic but the chad part is true

 β„–89915

>>89843
the chad part is ironic but the Elliot part is true



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 β„–89601[Reply]

It might be over 27m
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>>89645
OP got this from xitter

 β„–89735

1. Dont drink any soda
2. Exfoliate with CeraVe every day
3. JackBlackmaxx

 β„–89901

>>89601 (OP)
wow null really let himself go

 β„–89905

xitter picture

 β„–89906

>>89905
it works like putting "supersage" or "bump" into the email section

 β„–89914

>>89905
i cant believe you managed to sage/supersage/bump 3 whole separate /r9k/ threads wrong



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 β„–89317[Reply]

Need ideas for other alien species in muh short story
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 β„–89390

>>89331
kys homestuck pooner

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>>89317 (OP)
ant niggas that are an invasive species that shit acid and fuck up the environment. Can make weapons and coordinate in packs using a few hundred signal "words" but cant patch together a sentence.
>>89390
extreme meds

 β„–89435

A sentient vegetable species that has control over an area with their combined vines (like tomatoes)

 β„–89653

3 legged crustaceans with hairy legs and colorful yet toned patterns akin to that of pottery

 β„–89664

>>89653
>>89427
>>89435
OohohooooooI love these, I’ll post concept updates once I get my shit together

 β„–89896

should I make a new thread when i get the concept art or should I post it here?



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 β„–89810[Reply]

it feels like ive been seeing a lot of my discord mutuals from 2019-23 on the sharty recently. this is just lowk kinda weird bc like i know a lot about them. hell ive even seen the face before of a well-known namefag.
>inb4 heccin discord dog toes
i mostly used it for game servers and memes if that matters

anyways thanks for reading my blog

 β„–89814

>>89810 (OP)
'oxx and 'ape xem all now!

 β„–89832

>>89814
that sounds like asshole behavior

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>>89832
its giga behavior

 β„–89877

sharty IRL network theory

 β„–89892

Wich prominet namefag face did you see?



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 β„–89828[Reply]

Thinking about death makes me comfortable. It's the only thing that makes me feel truly at peace. My life is a complete disaster. I can't imagine anything ever being okay

 β„–89874

i feel like dis eado my life is great. death is a very peaceful concept



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 β„–89752[Reply]

I fucking hate when i see myself in the mirror, or when im on my phone an it goes black I just want to blow my face off. How do you trucels cope with a ugly face? I dont mind people not wanting to date me as much as my own self hatred.
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 β„–89848

>>89841
>I've thought about crossdressing and taking hrt before but I wouldnt pass
You do know you can express femininity/'non standard' masculinity without trooning out and ruining your life, right?

 β„–89853

>>89846
femboys and troons- homosexuality is really a trap for sad men.

i've noticed troons and fags are extremely lonely, probably low self esteem and thats how they ended up there. others are just BP'ed faggots who psyopped themselves into becoming fags

 β„–89863

>>89848
Like how?

 β„–89864

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>>89841
>I've thought about crossdressing and taking hrt before but I wouldnt pass

 β„–89870

>>89841

I've been drinking since the 6th grade. It's reall, easy to get alc where i live. Plus the minimum age to deink here is 18, so i suppose that ur a burger hence the 21 age requirement.

But stop gooning. Try no fap, it'll make you feel better. There's a couple of good tutorials on how to stop on the 'ki. Read it, try it. Also if i misspeled somethinfnit's cuz i'm deunk off my butt again.

 β„–89872

>>89752 (OP)
Also, don't troon out. It'll make things worse



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 β„–89705[Reply]

ITT you guys tell me your experiences with BPD foids so I can geg about them. Also bonus points if they went to therapy and you somehow ended up in a healthy relationship with them

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Die TCCfag die off

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>>89708
I’m not a TCCnigger and I don’t actually like or support Rodger, I just thought the pic was geggy

 β„–89865

I used to be somewhat friends with a bpd foid in a 'cord until I started getting into arguments with her redditor bf and xhe completely split on me



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 β„–89782[Reply]

About me: hi anons I’m a loser from NH and I want to rope myself, however, my mom is always making sure I don’t, it’s starting to piss me off because I just want to do it b4 she realizes something’s up. Any help is appreciated

(Btw pics unrelated)

 β„–89783

why do you want to kill yourself so badly

 β„–89788

>>89782 (OP)
Suicide is a bit selfish. Don't be an SLF, and appreciate what your mom is doing for you. My mom doesn't love me, but atleast my dad does. Keep on living, atleast for her. Think about how'd she feel after loosing her kid. If you can't deal with this feeling, resort to abusing alcohol and niccotine at night. And if that's not enough, talk to her, talk to her about how you feel. Ask her for help, therapy. She'll think of something. If sbe's going this fsr to keep younaway from ACK'ing, it means she cares about you a lot. Tho i guess i'm not one to talk, since i'm only abusing alcohol and nicc to keep going on, to relax and forget while not seeking proper treatment. That doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to my words tho. Help yourself, and don't end up scared and alone in your thoughts like me. Talk to her , i'm begging you.

 β„–89792

>why do you want to kill yourself so badly
Bc I don’t want to live as an autist who does nothing but smoke weed and play hoi4 all day

 β„–89796

how old are you
<unoregano

 β„–89799

>>89792
Think about maybe voluntering in a souo kitchen or a church. It made me feel better, then i quit. I won't disclose why, but i did. Seeing people giving you genuine smiles will help you out

>niggerweed


Seeing that substances don't help you at all, quit it. Work.out, do anything other than playimg games and niggerweed. Find a job, anything than this. You're ruining yourslef, but you have lots of potential to do more

 β„–89844

Jesus saves btw
<unorigino



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 β„–89816[Reply]

I gooned on the phone with some foid that liked me at my school I thought she liked me but really just wanted white dick, I feel ashamed and I prayed for forgiveness but im just losing hope of ever feeling loved and I feel disgusted in my self. I want to throw up
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 β„–89847

^diarrhea thread

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>>89845
Thank you bro

 β„–89871

this is just one reason for why you should never goon. the ends never justify the means

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>>89816 (OP)
you guys had phone sex?

 β„–89882

u forgot the frog image

 β„–89891

Shit fart poop πŸ‘‡



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 β„–89760[Reply]

I am a disgusting subhuman retarded faggot that needs to DIE. Please make fun of me
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 β„–89773

Have you tried writing poetry or doing any art where you can get your whiny faggot impulses out of your system in a constructive way?
>>89767
Boomer nigga tier advice geg, only hylics change their worldview because of sex

 β„–89775

>>89772
is it funny because you'll never have someone love you? You're right since that is pretty funny

 β„–89809

blurble

 β„–89811

>>89770
>>89775
nigger tier advice. finding love may be a goal that we should all strive for, but thats not the sole purpose to finding meaning in life.
<
getting your dick wet isnt everything yknow. i like what >>89773 said because doing something actually helps you as a person, and may even lead to finding love

 β„–89815

go outside and get a job.
don’t be afraid to start talking to others. also
find some constructive hobbies.

 β„–89840

>>89760 (OP)
what method are you gonna use?



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 β„–88842[Reply]

i unironically became this old pinterest meme. its hard at first, then it gets better. i look at the girls walking by. if they smile back if almost makes me jump. i never listen to music, just a little pondering. besides, elliott smith sounds best on iem flac played off a computer, not spotify

 β„–88849

do u go to any places in particular or just wherever?

 β„–89743

i do this or used to until i had to move somewhere else which unfortunately has less nature and more roads.

 β„–89826

autemit



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 β„–89780[Reply]

I've downed like maybe four 100 ml vodkas. Thwy're some shitty brand called baltik. They tastw like paint thinner but they work.
I'm not sure why i drank. I don't feel sad at all. I'm just in my room, it's 3 am, and i'm staring at the cwiling while listening to melancholic music. It's the same routinw i had when my forst ever girlfriend dumped me. It feels unnatural. I drank, yet i don't feel sad.
I'm also going to put a 50mg cuba snus (nic pouch) in to my mouth soon. I'll feel like shit but, i guess something deep down motivated me to do this. There's probably a reason i did this, but i don't know what it is. Maybe i'm unhappy with my current relationship, maybe i'm worried about my grades, maybe i'm just unhappy with my achievements in life and feel like a dissappointment to my dad. I don't know. I'll cry myself to sleep from how much i'm unhappy rn.
I miss my ex, my current gf is a bpd schizoid nigger, i'm failing a class, and i feel like im a burden to my dad. I don't want to feel like this. Only reason i haven't ACKED is because of my father. If i ACK, he's got nothing left in his sad pathetic miserable life , and i don't want him to ACK
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 β„–89791

>>89787
>is this a bait post
Not a bait post. I'm just really fucked up cuz of alc and nic rn.
>whyd you even get with her? was she just a rebound gf to cope with the loss of your ex?
Only reason i'm with that girl is cuz i didin't know how much of a ticking time bomb she is 6 months ago. I got with her 2 months afzer my ex
>fathers day
No one even knows about that in my country and we don't even celebrate it
>thats on you mate. you know your issues so go fix em
I've been trying really hard, have been going to private classes almost every day, financing them on my own, and have been studying hard. Only problem is that my teacher is a diabetic nigger that throws curveballs on tests, and gives us problems that are based on circuit loops that have been changed up to oblivion from what we were actually taught in class. They're even even different than what is given in our textbooks

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>>89791
ur on a hangover or sumn?
<
i see. people do switch up i guess im sorry to hear that shes like that
<
ok well it looks like my criticism wasnt valid. i feel you bro bad professors are niggeraids. have you tried talking to your teacher about this issue?
<
ive been sober for like 3-4 years now you can push through if you want to. WAGMI bro
<
therapy is probably not what you need honestly. theyre just gonna put you on painkillers because you had a few suicidal thoughts. i used to think about suicide quite a bit but honestly like whatever temporary problem you have, that permanent solution would only make it worse

 β„–89797

>>89793
>are you hungover or sum

Probably, tho my head doesn't hurt ewhem i'm hungover, so i dom't know if i am or not. I'm pretty lost in my thoughts, the alcohol has started to fizzle out , but my brain is still foggy, and i'm still lost with words (i'm not sure if my sentances even make all that much sense)

>therapy and that brap


You'rs right. I'll just get assigned medz that will make me feel even worse, and that i'd probably mix with other shit to make my self feel even worse (just like.my.dad before he divorced my mom)

>have you tried talking to your teacher

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>>89797

Also, abt my current gf. She's fuxked up tok and has been going to therapy for a long time now. I jope she'll get better and stop being a nigger, but i'm not too optimistic. I'm waiting for another bigger spergout from her to actually breka up with her. I don't want to seem childish.

 β„–89804

>>89802
By that i mean like, i don't want to break up over something smaller so i won'r be deemed as the childish one

 β„–89825

>>89802
She asked me out btw, and in my brain i just told myself "why not". It was somewhat of a mistake



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 β„–89275[Reply]

i was touched by a 19 years old dude when i was a 4 years old caca
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>>89560
break his knees

 β„–89754

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>>89560
Was your mother on drugs? Junkies let their dealers do whatever they want.

 β„–89755

Ruined my mood

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>>89754
tranny image

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>>89771
Dude I'm just concerned for OP

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>>89754
no she is a lovily woman and overall good mother , the predator was to good at pretending being a normal person i guess ( this was 17 years ago btw).



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 β„–89544[Reply]

i was on a gaming 'cord server and there's this one 14 yo guy who was often in the vc with me and 2-3 other ppl

he's a gooner but i think he's a nice kid and i wanna ungroom him & also i have a suspicion he might troon out

he's told me he started getting into feral porn, and said that he knows that it's not good.

we've had a falling out and pretty much stopped talking

wtf do i tell him to set him on the right path?
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 β„–89580

>>89558
>I've been thru similar stuff (lie)
i've actually been epi'd too and it fucked me up but i'm mostly ok now
yeah i think that might work
i'm not good with words but i'll try talking to him

 β„–89582

>>89580
are you >>89531 (OP)?

 β„–89583

>>89582
no i'm not a furfag and not the op but this post kinda inspired me to ask for help here

 β„–89594

>>89544 (OP)
14 is extremely young to already be gooning to this type of fucked up shit, help him no matter what

 β„–89722

alternatively you can dox him, find his parents, and tell them.

 β„–89774

>>89722
that'd be too much and also i'm not good with 'oxing



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