/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

Email
Subject
Comment
Verification	Please type the name of the object/variant:
File
Embed
Voice
Poll
Options	Poster IDs Images Only
Password	(For file deletion.)

File: 123177 - SoyBooru.mp4 📥︎ (732.21 KB, 640x640) ImgOps

Is this really it? Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 02:26:36 №77977 [Reply]

I am at the end of my first semester of collage and so far it all just feels like high school again. Almost all my colleagues have very unserious attitudes and when we hang out they don't really want to do stuff. Half of my professors are assholes and the other half doesn't really give a fuck about teaching. I thought life was going to get more interesting but so far its still a nothing burger.

3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 11:09:52 №78017

i guess the larp that people are going to grow up in college was fake

Chud 01/16/26 (Fri) 13:46:48 №78024

>>78016
nothingburger is still more than just nothing or something

Chud 01/17/26 (Sat) 02:33:12 №78129

College being hard is a goycattle psyop. You can get by basically doing nothing but the bare minimum. You don’t become more mature or ever have to straighten up and fly right.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:18:48 №79720

>>78129
>College being hard is a goycattle psyop
Its harder than highschool but its still not as bad as every retard jewtuber makes it out to be

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:41:11 №79734

>collage

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:50:26 №79743

>>79734
im esl

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (734.67 KB, 702x826) ImgOps

Chud 12/31/25 (Wed) 23:26:44 №76804 [Reply]

do any non-whites browse this site?
>

33 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 00:29:51 №79050

>>76940
Chakma? ik most of you guys are Buddhists and are facing heavy repression. dont lose hope, stay whitepilled and Dharmapilled in the face of the green horde, from a Buddhist in America.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:48:06 №79590

im a african-indian jewish immigrant that lives in japan if that is considered non white

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:04:39 №79591

I'm russian, basically nigger

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:05:16 №79592

>>79590
Even though hyperborean

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 15:46:43 №79709

>>77038
>idk if romanian counts as white
Just because you are part of the 4% gypsy nigger population and everyone you know within your inbred community is brown that doesn't mean everyone else is

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 15:54:50 №79711

I'm a Ethiopian Jew who lives in Mexico does this count as white?

File: 1754759038655f.mp4 📥︎ (775.4 KB, 938x1072) ImgOps

how to naturally increase testosterone? Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 04:44:49 №79098 [Reply]

went to the medic today and he sayed i only have 170 ng/dL of testosterone and im getting boosted now

18 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:54:17 №79656

>>79613
if you don't go to a gym, pushups and situps, and maybe pull ups if you can get to a public gym/playground or find something to do a pullup off of.

running is also necessary. you need higher blood pressure goyim, or your body cannot function and won't make T

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:59:18 №79661

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (241 KB, 775x1127) ImgOps

>>79656
btw 170ng/dL is fucked up

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 11:13:43 №79665

File: IMG_8762.jpeg 📥︎ (58.89 KB, 480x360) ImgOps

>>79661
I have higher T than this nigga?!

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 11:30:41 №79676

>>79665
average t in the west is about 350-450ng/dL, which is also fucked up but still better

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 11:32:59 №79678

>>79665
normal t is about 800-1000ng/dl, the same level as our grandfathers had

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 12:21:16 №79682

File: IMG_8043.jpeg 📥︎ (49.87 KB, 643x477) ImgOps

>>79676
Last time I got my bloods I was around 510ng/dL

File: fuck.png 📥︎ (544.06 KB, 3312x1080) ImgOps

File: jews.png 📥︎ (91.84 KB, 1280x719) ImgOps

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 03:08:24 №78920 [Reply]

>be friends with 2 guys
>they hang out with eachother significantly more than either hang out with me
>whenever we all hang out all they talk about is what they do together
>get shit on whenever i ask to get invited
how do i stop this

4 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 08:57:11 №79131

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (193.04 KB, 800x1305) ImgOps

>>78920 (OP)
>Run a train on the friend you want to hangout with so he cant talk

Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 08:57:34 №79132

>>78920 (OP)
Just start talking about what you wanna do as well 'teen

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 03:53:09 №79222

Have some self respect

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:44:33 №79588

>>78920 (OP)
same things happened to me, they just ended up ditching me.
either wait for them to ditch you or just find better friends (it may take a while but IT VILL HAPPEN).

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 06:46:54 №79623

File: 1769490615009w.jpg 📥︎ (58.21 KB, 976x923) ImgOps

I was in a similar situation, I just stopped being friends with them and now I live with my FUTA waif

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 08:03:40 №79631

>>79623
kys attentionfag

File: 1769306011113w.png 📥︎ (3.46 MB, 2048x2048) ImgOps

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 03:32:59 №79372 [Reply]

I'm leaving the sharty temporarily

After the browncaust for some reason all boards immediately collapsed, I saw furry vore on /soy/ I saw 'p on /soy/ I saw MORE porn on /qa/ like feet
I am leaving the site until Quote leaves
For the time being I will lurk around the wiki and check if quote left
I can't bare seeing porn on this site, I can't anymore

12 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 22:31:04 №79569

>>79394
i bet you never used /qa/

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:34:11 №79587

>>79372 (OP)
leak us your phone number and we can call you when quotes gone geeeg

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:35:37 №79598

>>79392
>20 year olds and good users on /qa/
medication

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 05:09:37 №79615

>>79598
its pretty obvious that you never used /qa/

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 05:12:29 №79616

File: 1769486493431m.png 📥︎ (17.79 KB, 632x783) ImgOps

>>79598
>>79615
>Saaaaaaar we /qa/ user are aryan and india won. Go back to your /soy/ where you use toilets (ewww toilets are evil)

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 07:57:07 №79628

File: giga.mp4 📥︎ (1.08 MB, 480x564) ImgOps

>>79616
ewww toilets are evil

File: JS Paint.png 📥︎ (12.77 KB, 683x384) ImgOps

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:22:03 №79554 [Reply]

How do i get a blue hair bitch to suck my dick repeatedly. Sent from mental hospital ipad

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:39:57 №79555

File: SoyBooru.com - 97712 - art….png 📥︎ (28.91 KB, 1025x1025) ImgOps

>>79554 (OP)
What warranted you to go to a mental hospital? Solving it should be your top priority, unless it's something severe/out of your control.
Regarding your question, I think people like the ones you describe are very mentally unstable, and no, this doesn't mean you can automatically empathize with them. Their brains work differently from your own, and mental health problems make their logic nearly impossible to understand. Find someone who'd love you instead.

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 21:49:59 №79565

Ok, 99 percent of bitches are mentally unstable because the world believes that they can be independent so just read the 48 laws of power and manipulate them so they can never leave you.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 04:47:22 №79606

What if you sucked some gock?

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 04:49:06 №79607

File: IMG_6301.png 📥︎ (316.48 KB, 736x826) ImgOps

>>>79554 (OP)
>What warranted you to go to a mental hospital? Solving it should be your top priority, unless it's something severe/out of your control.
>Regarding your question, I think people like the ones you describe are very mentally unstable, and no, this doesn't mean you can automatically empathize with them. Their brains work differently from your own, and mental health problems make their logic nearly impossible to understand. Find someone who'd love you instead.

File: 163506 - SoyBooru.png 📥︎ (855.37 KB, 2283x1521) ImgOps

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 21:10:07 №78627 [Reply]

I just cut myself for the first time award
It was on my thigh. It didn't hurt at first but now it's starting to sting. I put like 4 plasters on it. I think I saw a white layer. Help I'm scared I'm so fucking stupid

22 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 14:21:34 №78943

Diddy

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 18:00:00 №78956

>>78627 (OP)
Please don't do that, I knew a guy that needed immediate stitches because he cut a massive slit into his forearm when he was high

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 18:57:15 №78959

Nigga don't cut yourself

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:03:39 №79712

>>78627 (OP)
>>78636
i think the "white layer" you are talking about is the dermis you should keep the area clean

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 16:29:50 №79729

update or something, it's healed up now but the scar is pretty bad

I ended up buying steri strips and put a dressing over it and took it off last night

Chud 01/29/26 (Thu) 14:26:11 №79863

reading this thread almost made me pass out kys op
actually no dont do that

File: 27915 - SoyBooru.png 📥︎ (247.61 KB, 775x849) ImgOps

'try on the 'log Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 20:42:41 №78877 [Reply]

When you're uncertain,
don't just stand there and ponder.
Live life in mystery,
for certainty is the thief of wonder.

When your interest peaks,
have it sit still and mellow out.
Reside in the secret,
don't dwell in the doubt.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 21:07:14 №78879

is this a message for any particular user on this board?

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 21:16:59 №78880

>>78879
>Is this a message for any particular user on this board?

I'm directing this to everyone. We all suffer from an obsession of putting labels on people, items or circumstances. To quote Alan Watts:
"And we're always putting things in boxes. See, all thoughts, all words are labels on boxes, therefore we feel we've got to get everything boxed. And so we put ourselves in boxes. Everything is put in boxes."

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 21:18:27 №78881

>>78880
interesting, thanks

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:13:30 №79595

Is shakespeare really dead?

File: bnl.jpeg 📥︎ (21.43 KB, 576x501) ImgOps

Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 20:12:52 №79179 [Reply]

What to do if i have bigger and niggerer lips than bnl himself

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:46:25 №79589

take nigger lips unbiggener

File: IMG_8043.jpeg 📥︎ (49.87 KB, 643x477) ImgOps

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 20:54:38 №78621 [Reply]

I barely had any sexual desire before starting HRT and now my libido is off the chart. I feel like a deviant and feel bad for my boyfriend because of how much my sex drive has risen. I’m not even a gooner, I just get insatiable urges and it’s become an annoyance and genuinely getting in the way of my life. Don’t take this as me regretting hormones as it’s the best thing that i’ve ever done for myself, I am just so horny all the time and my boyfriend can’t keep up (which isn’t his fault) and I feel terrible for feeling like this around him.

Is the easy peasy method penis exclusive or would it work for me too?

92 posts and 39 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 09:52:39 №79640

File: 1764677024411a.jpg 📥︎ (53.26 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

>>79557
nobaldi axed

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:10:29 №79647

>A man who was told by the internet that he could be happy if he forsook everything that made him a man. They instructed him to burn every single bridge in his life by demanding that he present to everyone in his life an ultimatum- they will treat him like a woman, or they will be removed from his life. This man happily obliged. As a result of this, his relationship with his parents is irreparably destroyed. Children are afraid and confused by him. Very, very few will even make eye contact with him, much less engage him in conversation. And this was all for nothing, because his body is still male. Though he dines upon his “titty skittles” every morning, pills he was told would make him into a woman, nothing about him is womanly. His face is narrow and his jaw is flat. His shoulders remain broad and his hips remain narrow. Tumblr promised him that society would treat him like a woman, and give him the same inherent societal privledges a woman does, but society did not . Effectively, the Internet sold him a false bill of goods, and made him pay for it everything he had. He sacrificed everything in a desperate bid for happiness, but did not receive it. No wonder troons are so ornery.
Or something

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:16:37 №79651

File: pl.png 📥︎ (10.02 KB, 717x815) ImgOps

what is going on in r9k nigga

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:56:15 №79658

UR BAITING U STUPID PEDOGRIFFEN BAITER

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:56:36 №79659

FUCKING FAGGOT KYS

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 10:58:10 №79660

peace in our time

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (333.98 KB, 640x480) ImgOps

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 18:04:35 №79271 [Reply]

Rate my trench foot

SAGE Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 18:20:25 №79275

this is from a 'p video btw

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 18:21:54 №79276

I was eating

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 19:13:05 №79283

File: Doctosmusic.mp4 📥︎ (11.13 MB, 1052x720) ImgOps

>>79275
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<unorengo content

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 19:28:10 №79291

>>79275
meds, now! now! now!

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 00:59:03 №79582

File: doctostweakingchud.webp 📥︎ (195.86 KB, 189x255) ImgOps

>>79275
YOU BETTER BE LYING… ACTUALLY WTF WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE IS A VEINY DICK IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:00:25 №79583

im afraid to reverse image search this
>>79275

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (30.74 KB, 600x800) ImgOps

Chud 12/10/25 (Wed) 00:10:16 №74531 [Reply]

I talked to this girl on sunday and got her to laugh. I didn't ask for her number because I thought that I was pushing it. What should I say to her when I next see her?

20 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/04/26 (Sun) 21:42:56 №77008

>>77007
she's still on break geg. I want to dm her but I shouldn't. Next week she'll be there 100%

Chud 01/10/26 (Sat) 02:57:22 №77384

Her break ends soon so she’ll probably be at church Sunday

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 06:34:54 №77877

Bump this is about the Korean foid btw

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:17:31 №79542

bzzzztt

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 21:12:40 №79560

Hopefully bro got his foid and has better thing now or didn't and -ACKed
<
Eitherway though please update

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 00:28:27 №79578

>>79560
I haven't been able to talk to her for a while because of the weather.

File: 1764444112566c.mp4 📥︎ (1021.8 KB, 854x480) ImgOps

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:18:55 №79340 [Reply]

Are there foids in your school with a backpack like this?

2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 03:18:02 №79370

>>79369
they are always scene girls so its not shocking

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 14:57:06 №79433

One foid in highschool with omori and deltarune pins

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:25:16 №79546

I see one pooner on the bus with a bunch of TADC and "silly cat" pins all over xer bag. Yes, she's as atrocious and brightly colored as you may imagine

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:29:15 №79547

saw a guy on the bus with tranny and 'blox stickers on xis headphones

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:29:28 №79548

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (214.9 KB, 422x417) ImgOps

Also for some reason trannies love decorating themselves with pins and other shit to the point where you can tell exactly who someone is just by looking at them.
>NEVER TRUST DUH HECCIN BOOK COVER CHUD!

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 22:42:01 №79573

>>79546
circus 2

>>79547
>>79548
irl slopjax

File: IMG_0700.png 📥︎ (16.37 KB, 575x622) ImgOps

Chud 9NrwAnf6 01/09/26 (Fri) 20:20:47 №77360 [Reply]

Any New Jersey ‘teens here? I need friends geg

6 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud vODCcKZm 01/24/26 (Sat) 20:27:53 №78984

>>77360 (OP)
im from ny, pretty close to nj border. the post about looking for a Buddhist foid is mine btw, so if any of you match that description……

Chud foffBqkl 01/25/26 (Sun) 01:10:21 №79067

sorry gemson this oldsoi escaped 6 years ago. i still go for a pork roll bagel wherever i can get one. try empanada guy, its not so bad. when i worked there it was middle aged guys doing it for fun, you can bet it was clean in those trucks. if you can find that 30 second edit of tony soprano watching hyperborea on tv let me know.

Chud KuGEHe5F 01/26/26 (Mon) 02:51:51 №79218

Long live the garden state. True successor to rome

Chud y3rn!7bw 01/26/26 (Mon) 16:05:00 №79260

>>77360 (OP)
is it true that new jersey just consists of mostly italian americans? And italian american culture and communities are strong there?

Chud lQaomd^u 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:12:21 №79540

>>79260
absolutely not NJ hasn't been Italian in decades. Just spics niggers and streetshitters now. Whites are a minority in a majority of the counties.

Chud VNI!2Fm^ 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:53:19 №79551

>>79218
indeed. all hail new jersey!

File: IMG_9406.jpeg 📥︎ (77.13 KB, 540x528) ImgOps

File: IMG_9407.jpeg 📥︎ (31.65 KB, 378x529) ImgOps

File: IMG_9408.jpeg 📥︎ (44.75 KB, 492x406) ImgOps

File: IMG_9410.webp 📥︎ (46.09 KB, 360x357) ImgOps

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 14:33:53 №78369 [Reply]

How can one acquire a insufferable attentionwhore femcel cuck Larper chudette niggerfoid online? I really need one too

4 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 19:47:03 №78398

why dont u get a pretty looking girl who is normal

Chud 01/20/26 (Tue) 02:28:05 №78446

all of them are just slut who are looking for their nerdy chad they only larp as incels for the asthetic

Chud 01/20/26 (Tue) 02:30:17 №78447

believing this archetype exists is like believing a stripper likes you

sage Chud 01/20/26 (Tue) 04:11:27 №78456

the term femcel isnt even a proper term, theyre all whores larping and doing it for attention and op you are a nigger

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 17:06:32 №79482

>>78456
filled out the subject field with sage award

bump Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 17:26:38 №79486

bump
>>79482
What about it?