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 β„–86980[Reply]

I miss having non political arguments online, now its all a bunch of bullshit politics, wheres fights over like stupid nerdy shit, now its all like "I think that [opinion that was very normal, if not the very progressive one 30 years ago]" then some sjw or tranny screams about you being a "le heckin fashoost"
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also fuckin trannys fuckin everywhere ruining shit too, cant fuckin joke, I mean hell be a lady boy I dont give a shit, just dont force me to call you a she or tell me I'm a monster for not wanting to fuck you or put up with your delusions, be gay and whatever just dont be a fucking annoying faggot, I wanna see weaboos again talking about how japanese mcdonalds is supperior and shit, now its just trannys and sjws and talking about hating trannys and sjws
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we used to be cool online, we used to be actual people, we used to have stories, now its just fucking complaining, when we should be ignoring and living in spite of, we should be telling them to fuck off and having movies with tits again, not saying dont care about politics, but dont be letting it rule your life and shit
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and if you read this incoherent rant made but a depressed asshole redneck hillbilly mother fucker and you're feeling it too, the fuckin need to escape, just go put on an old movie free from their bullshit, or weapons, weapons is pretty based, i think its about old liberal women grooming kids, RIP Trevor Moore, hes from my state, virginiaGODS always on the up and up, we need to lynch Abigail Spanberger and retake the commonwealth
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>>86980 (OP)
Respect from Maryland. Fuck spanberger. God bless Virginia. Dimebag darrell is based.

 β„–87294

Why are my replies hidden. Fuck.

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>mention you're a redneck
^understood

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>mention youre a redneck
<understood
ungiga content

 β„–87314

going schizo after seeing targeted fed posts in my home state

 β„–87822

Get out from under the dixon line you fed! Get out of our home you aint a redneck your just a green suit



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 β„–87821[Reply]

Holy shit why hasn’t quote shut down this faggot rape victim hug box already


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 β„–87810[Reply]

i miss /phonk/

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>>87810 (OP)
do you? i wasnt there to experience it

 β„–87816

>>87810 (OP)
I never even knew there was a /phonk/ board, closest I reached was /ohio/ back when it was still open



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 β„–87408[Reply]

So I was on a bus and there were some zoomers and foids around me. Most were scrolling tiktok while a group of 20yo foids with overused makeup was gossiping
>Have you seen my new bra? It's so skimpy
>Do you know that this girl lost virginity when she was 11?
>WAOW, amazing!
>My boyfriend left a long comment under my clip from thailand!
On and on, so fucking annoying. While male zoomers were all in tiktok. You know that staring down into phone pose, when they bend their necks downwards like slaves. One of them was beside me, and he was watching some raisin stories with text displaying over someone dancing and jumping like a retard. God, I hate this society so much. I wanted to murder all these e-whores and broccoli heads on spot, so much they enraged me with their degeneracy. It's obvious that at least a half of all zoomers are like this. Terminally online, following the fashion and completely braindead.
So how do you avoid interacting with these imbeciles? I can't even bear observing them.
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>>87565
i knew a fatass from highschool who was on the cuck in class and did not give a fuck

 β„–87626

>>87408 (OP)
You can't get anywhere with hate. Normies are retarded cattle, but as such with enough egoboosting they'll become loyal to you (at least some of them )

 β„–87692

>>87408 (OP)
so damn relatable

The casual bragging about losing their virginity young, that shit fills me with indescribable amounts of murderous rage. Like, congratulations, you got to experience one of the greatest pleasures of life that most of us never did.

It's funny, for all normies talk about "just touch grass and you wouldn't be such a spiteful incel loser lol" it's the complete opposite every time. Going out amongst the insufferable normalkike masses is infinitely more radicalizing than anything online. At least online you can be in your own bubble and cope that maybe things aren't so bad, then you go outside and BOOM: drugs, trannies, furries, people blasting the worst fucking music imaginable, young girls dressed like whores ect ect.

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>>87692
Call me a normie or whatever thousand words you like to call me, but genuinely going outside and touching grass and all that crap actually does help you improve your life. I would never have lost my v-card or fallen in love or enjoyed my 18th year of life if I didn't decide one boring day to go volunteering. one small choice like that can dictate what goes on in your life for many, many years. It isn't necessarily the choice that dictates that, but it's the mindset you develop from making that choice. You must quit feeling fury at others for living their lives. Even if it is difficult, I am entirely aware of how painful it is to be surrounded by people that are so, so "forward ahead" of you, that in your head, you're not even the same kind of human. Whatever you hear about people that are more attractive or more charismatic not going through struggles like these is a complete and entire lie. They just don't talk about it. No one with social skills does, unless its to a (the)rapist. Dare I say, spending your time online like this is the reason why things are so bad.

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>>87591
>fnf like having fun, Oh i dont give a fuck oh im so obsessed…

 β„–87742

>>87692
>>87697
OP here
I got enraged not because of jealousy or envy (I only feel disgust towards these zoomertards) but because they find it good and normal to drink, do drugs and fuck (i.e. ruin your own body and mind) from such young ages. They like being e-slaves, fall for (((their))) psyops, support the current thing and genuinely enjoy it. I simply rage because I have to live amongst these inferior braindead subhumans and interact with them every day.



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 β„–86532[Reply]

true 200IQ r9k robots lie about having a girlfriend for prosperity, status and approachability
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 β„–86764

trvke this is why girls hate virgins and why they always try to fuck men with wives

 β„–86768

300IQ r9k robots just tell the truth
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even socrates admitted to knowing nothing

 β„–86769

>>86548
true, but i feel like lying about previously having relationships within your long term relationship is just asshole behavior. you either get caught in the lie or you gotta keep building up on that lie.
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best case scenario is that she just doesnt ask about it if shes asking about your previous girlfriends then yikes.

 β„–87637

lied to my co workers about having a gf and now theyre asking me to bring her to a work party for once because shes been "busy" for the last 5.

 β„–87713

>>87637
just say she broke up with you o algo

>>86769
As long as the relationship is still in the short term, keep it up. If you've lasted like 6 months or more together and there doesn't seem to be a shift, you can mention it then. If its in the early stages it puts women off, they think you are low value.

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foids are attracted when they believe you didnt do any self improvement, that you were just born like that. Telling a foid you were fat and irritable in the past is like a women telling you shes only pretty when she has makeup on.



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 β„–87702[Reply]

You people here are complete psychopaths.
You know those I mean, yes that means you too.

 β„–87703

Even doe I love you

 β„–87710

Ev&doe I give good advice to people and use the blogpost board to blogpost



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 β„–87685[Reply]

Just take ivermectin and everything in your life will be fine.

 β„–87700

Fenbendazole* actually

 β„–87708

>>87685 (OP)
>>87700
do both



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 β„–87297[Reply]

How do you get the confidence to go up and talk to a girl?
Also what do you talk about? I know it's vague but someone help me out here.
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>hey, you come here often?

 β„–87338

Just become good looking, your confidence naturally increases

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>i usually start off by talking about my fetishes
<flood

 β„–87656

i just walk up and talk some some vague snca got me laid 7 times

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>>87297 (OP)
if chad looked like you, he wouldnt be confident either. Youll feel more confident at 11% bodyfat with clear skin

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>>87683
<Hey have you heard about Cobson?
>No, who is that?
<HWABAG
>Weirdo get away from me! Help! Help!
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<He will always be a gem…



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 β„–87189[Reply]

I've been having small muscle fasciculations, my legs feel weird when walking and i feel unrefreshed when awake, I'm freaked out about my health.
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 β„–87192

you have nigger poop cancer thats going to turn you into a dead nigger

 β„–87236

what do you do throughout the average day, habits, medical conditions, diet, lifestyle, etc

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>>87189 (OP)
Get it checked out by Dr Soyberg, have you been getting enough sleep?

 β„–87238

checked for sleep apnea

 β„–87679

see a OMGSISA

 β„–87680

It's because of worms. Parasites



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 β„–87273[Reply]

A foid has learned from her friend that i just want to be friends with her (i. e. not having a serious relationship) so now she's mad at me. She's a bpd and she is the type of person to genuinely kill herself and I am scared shitless that it'll spread around me that i use women o algo especially when I am trying to have a romantical relationship with a different girl

 β„–87275

kill yourself normalnigger

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>>87273 (OP)
imagine talking to foids in the big 26

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>>87273 (OP)
>Use women
>just want to be friends
The foidim will jump to conclusions, especially the mentally ill ones, but any woman who isn't insane will not think you are terrible for just wanting to be friends, doebeit the bipolar bitch won't make it sound like that. You might have to explain yourself to some people, thats about it.

Do not talk to bipolar women, they will only make your life worse. Cut off ties before she tries anything

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>>87275
normalgods won neurodivergentcuck

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>>87273 (OP)
If you use 'gram make a explanation story o algo. It's easier to explain it to more people that way, but at the same time you'll sound like jakw paul in that apology video. It's a downside but atleast it'll help clear up things a bit

 β„–87678

avoid bpdemons like the plague bro



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 β„–87554[Reply]

ever since uni has started, and getting involved in participating in society via work and being involved in societies, and just playing sports like basektball or swimming
i've lost the urge to play video games, shit like cs, dayz or squad etc. or even single player rpgs. my favourite video game series is fallout but anyway

i've practically played them my entire life, but now i just don't see a point in playing them anymore
ev&doe they are like a part of my identity somewhat
i think its time i let them go, or atleast just take a break until i hear of a really good release or if i ever feel the natural urge without doing something else that is needed
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>>87556
No im saying thres no negative in NOT playing them. You should be happy that you have other ways to spend time than 200hour rpg story games

 β„–87563

Single player RPGs are huge time sinks
Multiplayer games are niggerhell unless you have a friend to play them with, absolute wastes oftime

If you want to play vidya, try playing with people you have met at uni. Its a fun way to wind down. Otherwise play a /calm/ game, I don't play games much because I'm busy but I like to play a bit of 'craft occasionally and build a thing or two.

 β„–87605

thats a good thing though

 β„–87611

>>87563
i've always loved rpgs doe because of the world building and exploration
though i can probably just do that in real life but still they're great copes to escape reality with
<ibbit
most multiplayer games are competitive cancer, i can only tolerate shit like overwatch or cs when im playing with a full team of friends. playing them solo is absolute torture

>>87605
is it? i mean they're just sources of entertainment, i still do like them but im just not as motivated to play anymore

 β„–87675

video games are to chuds what goyball is to 'groids

 β„–87676

you deserve my bump
>anti bot extra strignssssss



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 β„–87362[Reply]

Why do (You) have no friends?
and if you do have friends, what’s it like?

i have like two acquaintances that we send reels to eachother and im in another discord group-chat with four other people, where we just share things we accomplish in studies/work/social events etc. but we aren’t really that close on an interpersonal level, we all live across europe

ever since my a-level graduation 2 years ago i have forgotten how to properly socialise with people, i took a gap year. of which i was meant to do my national service, but im such a retard that i failed the language requirements since i didn’t know my native language, (im not english) so i had to go back home and worked in-between minimum wage jobs, from a bar, a cafe, two factories and three different fast food places. i hopped jobs a lot because i was so demotivated most the time, anxious and just socially incompetent that my performance was just bad, usually resulting in my termination in my β€œtrial stage”, where they see if they’re worth keeping me in the first three months of the job.
obviously, these places didn’t keep me since im such a fucking stuttering and quiet moron with poor motor skills. god

now im doing a foundation year in engineering in another country without any of my family (of which i barely fucking like), so im considering dropping out and maybe just considering geography instead since it’s what i loved at school and was best at, and so far my first year i have pretty much accomplished nothing, barely showing up to any classes and have spoken to like 5 people throughout the entire year. i have only made like one friend and that was at the gym, and we barely even see eachother now.

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 β„–87526

I have no friends in real life. All the "friends" I've had during my life I have only had for the vauge sense of 'duty' to have friends. They never lasted long enough for me to remember their names. I never have anything in common with people I meet, I can't relate nor do I feel any drive to talk to people. I have a lot of hobbies and I cannot phatom why so many people online try so hard to fit in with people they never supposedly will.
Online however I do have 1-4 people to talk to, and I always have something to talk about and I have fun.

 β„–87572

>being bad at your native Bongocongoassnigerese but very good at English

 β„–87577

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I haven't had a genuine connection with anyone since I was around ten. I haven't had an acquaintance in two. Even at that, the two acquaintances I had hated me, I was always the third wheel. Outside of education, they - for the three years I knew them - never spoke a word to me, so I just fucked off on my own accord. Loneliness, coupled with being a manlet sub-3, has left me buried in a hole that wasn't fully of my own creation, but it's quite comfy when I don't think about it beyond the tranquil silence, so I'll stick it.

Sociability is an inherent human trait, as is adaption, thusly making my condition bother me less than it should. I have no-one to talk to outside of imageboards, but my mind has evidently suckled every last drop of "social-feed" that gives me, and I don't know if I'd have it any other way. I've never liked being observed by people, due to my own observations of them proving to me that their common denominator is manufactured, over-saturated, over-social, filthy and abrasive. I don't want to get caught in their lives, and seeing as I look and refuse to feed their sick games of social grape-vine as I do, it's a shared disdain. That's the basic surface of my opinion. There's much more to it, much more to how I formed said view and acted accordingly, but it's not interesting.

The only form of contact I long for, would be that of a girlfriend. That's one I cannot shake, for it's buried in every mans mind behind layers upon layers of natures law. I quench my thirst with waifufaggotry, and although it's a fruitless on a larger-scale, it works. It works because its fantasy, and no real woman could ever match even the longing for hypothetical scenarios involving basic hand-holding and talking between herself and I. Not with me being as I am anyway, I'm simply not compatible with anyone but adjacent freaks like myself online for it doesn't involve anything physical. But once more, I don't know if I'd have it any other way. Online discussion doesn't involve people glancing at you like your a five-headed animal for simply being there, nor does it involve body-language revealing what you refuse to state verbally.

At the end of the day, "comme ci, comme Γ§a", as the tranquility has given me time in spades to expend on creative pursuits and study into topis I enjoy. It's not healthy for the more grounded "animalistic" foundations that all social animals share, but it is dismissable to all built upon it in the case of man. NotPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>87577
Its a shame thats the way it is for you, but like you said, the brain adapts. The worst part is always a transition, so trying to change and make friends only to end up sliding back down into being alone would just cause unnecessary suffering.

Long term, its not great, but I guess if you get some sort of talking done during the week at work/school its not terrible. maybe one day you will be able to find a girl that shares your interests or something, and you will be able to fill that hole that every man has in his heart.

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>>87581
I can only hope.

 β„–87661

I had one online friend who I met when I was 14-15 in red dead online on xbox. He was 20 something, we actually played quite a lot together it lasted like a year. After that he dropped me for some reason. He was nice nothing bad happened, didn't epi me or anything. He said that I was mature for my age which granted I was. Probably dropped me because he didn't want to play with a kid.
I'm on good terms with my school friends, talk with them in school but only there, once I go home I'm just alone. I have gotten invited to parties and even went to them but I just found them boring. To be more specific the people there, there is just nothing in common to relate to. I have been to 4 actual parties in my life before anyone starts leaking btw. In 2 of them I just danced most of the time. I imagine that the music selection was better than average too. It's tiring as well I just don't find it fun.
I'm going to uni in September so I don't think I will ever interact with them much. I spend my summers in my room too so I will be just by myself. Always been a recluse and I'm fine with that. Never really wished for others in my life to be honest. I really just chose this myself I guess that's the difference between me and you guys.
Once in uni I plan to find people with similar opinions and will try to organize something.



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 β„–87639[Reply]

i have about 4 months of work i left until a week before. i just hate this world

 β„–87649

Spirituality is the solution my friend

 β„–87659

>>87649
trvkerald



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 β„–87280[Reply]

i wanna help normies. can someone make a multistep comprehensive guide on how to unnormie normies
(normies as in true normies but also wokies and chuds who lack any in depth knowledge of their ideology and are just following the tides )
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 β„–87599

Make them watch Flight form Syracuse

 β„–87623

>>87321
Yes this also sorry for letting this thread rot

 β„–87624

>>87561
I've seen normgroids get informed so it is surely possible. The main reason I want to do this is because I want to live a normal life make a couple of friends and get married, which is basically impossible with normies

 β„–87625

>>87331
I don't need total normie death I just want to help in any way I can . The world cant be changed but we can change what is around us

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>>87356
Echo chamber. Talk to any real person and you'll see

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>>87624
Will never get to do that award. Why would you want a mere (((normal))) life when you already have nothing?
>>87625
Ever heard about elite theory? Everything is top down, what needs to happen is total elite replacement. The (((people))) have never had control over themselfs. The elite a soyciety producces shows the making of the rest. Everything is connected. Would a 19th century prole when he reads of the deeds of our elites just continue to the next page? The goycattle are a class of bourgeois-proletariat. They are to be treated as what they are.
The new class of overmen once emerged will lead as nobles and destroy the degeneracy of the old.



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 β„–87328[Reply]

>obese
>quits sugar
>loses a shit ton of weigh,can literally see my collar bone and a little bit of by rib cage in the mirror
>still looks fat
Do I just starve max now?
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>>87534
Cause there are blackpill jeets itt

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>>87534
Please dont use that word.

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>>87578
why, does it trigger your heckin anxiety, cunt?

 β„–87583

>>87578
sorry for swearing

 β„–87587

IDK, work out and get good sleep. Since your bitching like a queer, I'll give you this advice as a gay dude: no one likes fatties. If fatties could be strapping stallions, they would be. If you are gay and fat, JSID.

 β„–87627

Most fat goes away with calorie deficit, but if you want the flop to go away hit the gym o algo



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