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 â„–74648[Reply]

White dudes who pretend to be gangsters. White dudes who pretend to be rednecks/country. White dudes who pretend to be revolutionaries (hipsters and communists). White dudes who pretend to be alpha males. All of them are the peak of retardation and will not be allowed into the new order.
Stop being ashamed of who you are. No amount of larping will make you sexy. You can't assume an identity in order to become tough. Everyone above 90iq thinks you're a dork, any attention a larper gets is from stupid people, meanwhile smart people just don't engage.
Nobody gives a fuck about the music you listen to.
Girls do not think you are tough, a truck won't make her wet, a glock won't make her feel safe, you need to work on your character.

 â„–74657

Bothered coal.

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no arrow
>unoriginal contnet

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Gym bros won

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>>74648 (OP)
rednecks wabag you sissy liberal

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>>74648 (OP)
indians who pretend to be nazis


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 â„–72428[Reply]

Foids on here, do you personally feel embarrassed or insulted when an ugly guy asks you out? Could you tell if he tried not be creepy and was nice?

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foid here I love ugly men please give me your home address and I will visit you

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>>72432
Fed

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>>72437
aw geez you got me

 â„–72446

>Foids on here
Not gonna happen. But I can say that they definitely don't like it when an ugly guy asks her out because that implies she wasn't beautiful enough such that he knew he didn't have a chance. Women are really fricking spoiled.

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If he’s not pushy then I don’t feel anything, if he tries to convince me or something then I’d feel creeped out. If he’s normal about it then i won’t feel embarrassed or insulted, I just refuse and go on with my life

 â„–74747

Majority of women take absolutely everything personally and are constantly insecure about their SMV. So I presume yes.
>>74741
mute data point because you are an autism aryan which means you were born with critical thinking skills (uncommon)


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 â„–74467[Reply]

I was at a girls place and we were home alone, she took off her pants and we did stuff but I didn't get 2 nut cuz I didn't have condoms. this was never a problem with my ex what do I do
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>just let me fuck some other guy's future wife you fuggin prude. The WEF said it was good for you or some shit. There will definitely be no consequences, Disney said that love is love! Or something. I felt an urge, I HAVE TO act on it. I don't care about my country, my neighbors, my children, or God, because life is just material meant to be stimulated. I genuinely believe that love and sex are the same thing, I would fuck anyone who says yes, regardless of whether it's good for them or not.
stupid nigger ape go back to africa

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>>74752
legit, all they do is cry about sex and masturbation then get mad when someone has game lmfo

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YOURR BAITING ME TOURIST NIGGER YOURE BAITINF ME

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>>74760
Because playing the game is at best niggerish and at worst gay. It’s also ruining society.

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>>74815
TRVKE jhdefjkejhke

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>>74756
Trvthnuke. Incels and chuds will complain that all women are whores and they can’t find love, but they fundamentally misunderstand love. The moment they can act on their animalistic urges to have sex then that’s just them getting le game, as if they’re not doing the same thing as a promiscuous woman and creating consequences for society just as the woman does.


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 â„–74230[Reply]

so hassy t smoked ton of weed walll yall doing

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>>74230 (OP)
You are latino and also faggot smoking weed, kys

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.kys snapchat nigger

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>>74230 (OP)
Disgusting faggotnwith LatinX hair

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>>74230 (OP)
niggerweed nusoi

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Wigger on the ‘log

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>>74230 (OP)
ARYANweed will always be a gem. sparking up because of all the hating in this thread. blaze out yall!


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 â„–69972[Reply]

This week we're having some quarter year exams or whatever in the uni and I'm really stressed about all the results since these could be quite heavy on what might happen to my life later on. This Sunday, a friend has sent me some NSFW pics of a furry BHM, the result of which being me, a straight male, snapping and doing you know what to the aforementioned images. Now I can't spend a day without looking for fat furry males or roleplaying as such. 'Kay, do I need help?
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Is my problem genuinely nophonoic?

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This works precisely the way I need to depict my feelings with.

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The two weeks for that exam stuff have finally ended. The results are brimmy, to say the least. I did get somewhat decent results on two exams,but the others are simply abysmal.
Also, i is an vigrin and wood lick to stey wan forewe.

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Still not straight…

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I don't even recall the last time I whipped it on a female…
I hope that not a single person who knows me by face finds out about me being a BHMkisser…
I was snapped into it, implying some sort of involuntarity, but I still don't want to be considered a bug-spreader…

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Got too horny and started 'aping a pillow the size of a BHM's rear…
!!OYYYYYYYYYYYY….!!


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 â„–74692[Reply]

i just gooned to the gayest shit ever

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>>74692 (OP)
>i just gooned to the gayest shit ever
What was the gayest shit ever and why did you goon to it?

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>>74693
when i was 13 i got groomed into watching femboy brimstone and it’s been my guilty pleasure ever since. i actually managed to stay away from it for two whole years, but after failing uni i fell right back into it. i only goon to passoids doe, doesn’t make it any better but yeah

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>>74694
never goon. never troon.

i hope you get better anon

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Gemboys won doe

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>>74694
if its only passoids then its not really gay since you're attracted to the feminine traits, you should still try to quit though.

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Been there done that
If you’re only gooning to femboys that pass then you’re probably not gay


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 â„–74699[Reply]

Am i just retarded or do big city bathrooms have shit design?
The first bathroom one I went to had a retarded flush that took me like 2 minutes to figure out how to use and a sink that you were apparently supposed to push down on, but i pulled it up with little force and i fucking broke it. The top part of it fell out with a spring and water wouldnt stop running so I had to tell the personel.
Then the second bathroom I went to had a sink that was literally just rod, i couldnt figure out how to use it until some jeet (first time ive seen one in my life) washed his hands in front of me and i copied what he did. How was i supposed to figure out by myself that you had to put your hands under it and wait for the water to just start running.

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>>74699 (OP)
>a jeet washed his hands
take your fake stories back to plebbit


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 â„–71264[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

The only reason I'm a soft sensitive faggot is because my parents treated me too nicely. If I got abused and beaten as a kid I would be normal because muh hard times create strong men.
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>>72181
I wanna read more of this you should be a writer

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>>74399
it was some adventure thread that he put in multiple random threads across the site

 â„–74500

I thought the sticky said "No faggotry"…

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>>74500
More than half this entire site is at minimum bicurious

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>>74537
that’s so real

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>>74537
even doe sucking your own cock doesn't feel like getting your cock sucked

it feels like you are sucking a cock


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 â„–72296[Reply]

I make you mad, you get mad, you try to say something that makes me mad and I never see it. I win every time. It's mathematical. There is no enchange, I take from you then I take and then I take again. You should genuinely ashamed of yourself if you use websites like this to do anything else, webforum culture is a failed experiment and nothing more to me than a zoo and I hate you all.

 â„–72303

marge, what is the hobo saying?

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Stop doing that brooooo

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>>72296 (OP)
shit nophono cares aboud


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 â„–74322[Reply]

my parents took away the ketchup and the red markers, how do I pretend that I cut myself?
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>>74563
cause i just went swimming

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>>74592
only if you admit that you’re a gay ass nigger

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>>74596
I am a gay ass nigger

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>>74350
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>>74526
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>>74536
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>74550
itoddlers cut themselves

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>>74596
Post it pretty please


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 â„–74660[Reply]

I recieve $298 of food stamps per month and I purchased $27.30 of it on pre prepared food from sprouts food court. It was a pack of 4 chocolate muffins, ceasar salad and a french baguette. On occasion I go to a liquor store and buy 1 m&m cookie ice cream sandwich and 1 nestle triple chocolate ice cream cone, I proceed to eat both of them in one sitting. I make zero external income.

 â„–74661

How heavy are you

 â„–74663

>How heavy are you
5'9", 201 lbs.

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>>74663
Eat healthier fat fuck, get your bmi down to 23.5

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>>74660 (OP)
>should i stop being a fat fuck and eating like shit with my welfare payments?


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 â„–74461[Reply]

I hate my dumbass college. Everyone there is retarded or pretentious. The classes are just reteaching shit I learned in highschool. I worked hard in school just to end up in a place with people who jerked off in class

 â„–74497

This, our teachers are irl soyjaks who just don't stop lecturing us about gender identity, evendough there are almost Zero trannies or Faggots or dykes in the entire school

 â„–74634

College Campuses are the pinnacle of over socialization, the worst/most infuriating occurrences are demonstrations/protest, they're just giant circle jerks and echo chambers

 â„–74635

chose a snca fake degree award, STEMGODS keep winning

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>>74635
I do stem


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 â„–70161[Reply]

How can I quit my tranny porn addiction? I have involuntarily developed this peculiar fetish and would like to get rid of it.
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 â„–74644

It is time to shut soyjak.party down

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>>70168
it's literally brimstone

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>>70194
>>70187
samefag award
christianism doesnt fix your mental issues it actually makes them worse I say this from experience

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>>74674
Tsmt. Islam probably saved me from killing myself

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>>74675
kys muslimnigger

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>>74677
I won't


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