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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:35:01 №96000 [Reply]

>listening to my roommate laugh and talk with his girlfriend while i chud in my room

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:37:56 №96002

Just ask him to rape you

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:40:13 №96003

>>96000 (OP)
Kill both of them, no one has to know

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:52:50 №96006

If this makes you feel better OP I pray that their lives will be nothing but pure agony in the future

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 22:12:33 №95838 [Reply]

i hope everyone is doing well today

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 23:29:22 №95847

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>i hope everyone is doing well today
>On break at work drinking a beer rn
>I got next week off so thats a dub

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:04:01 №95962

got off playing together with my friends, was really fun, now im drinking tea and browsing this site
life is good i think

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:13:31 №95968

I want to die and my body completely destroyed with no traces of my existence left

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:15:04 №95969

soyjak.st

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:15:25 №95970

>>95969
how has nobody ever thought of saying that?

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:09:07 №95994

>>95970
is the robot really a thing here?

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Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 12:40:55 №95675 [Reply]

It's always so fucking brutal seeing people younger than you completely lifemog you

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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:05:28 №95963

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>>95927
dude the reason why they abort their kids is because they have sex with a guy who isn't chad and get really depressed that their kid has offy doffy genes. It isn't societal pressure, the reason why there are high abortions is because women are acting WITHOUT societal pressure and just act on their base nature which is literally aborting babies if you don't like the guy you had kids with. Women's base nature is blackpilled soyciety used to make them act normal but now all that shit is sort of gone.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:06:35 №95965

>>95960
all the money in the world won't make you good looking for a good chunk of people. being chad isn't something you can just throw money at, ur face isn't clay there are biological limitations for every person

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:11:02 №95967

>>95960
I don't want to work for a society that hates me. Also it would take decades to save up the money I need.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:16:33 №95972

>>95963
Yeah, it's unfortunate. The thing is, men are noticing. Do you WANT to settle down with a woman like that? do you WANT such a woman to influence your children?

It's a self correcting problem, and with the millennials we are seeing the correction in real time as the foids hit 40, aren't married, then get laid off from their "careers" because AI does a better job by answering 8 emails a day to their 2 or can pull the data off of an excel spreadsheet right away.

The important thing, and what screws guys over, is they try to change themselves for others. This won't last and is not worth the effort. you should improve yourself for YOU. you should NOT care about what women think because women are stupid, they always have been and they always will be.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:31:41 №95975

>>95963
So women do have sex with oofy doofies.
>b-b-but theyre destined to be just providers!!
If a foid is in a situation where she depends on oofy doofy provider, he can just pressure her to keep the child
>the reason why there are high abortions is because women are acting WITHOUT societal pressure
Except that's just not true, foids are propagandized and pressured into viewing children as burdens. In a primitive society a woman would take care of her child even if its a product of rape due to her hormones.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:33:02 №95976

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>>95965
That's just fucking hilarious cope

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 05:25:37 №95514 [Reply]

>Wake up
>Eat my prepped chicken and egg breakfast with coffee
>Go to work
>Do my job
>Socialize with none of my coworkers
>Order a piece of salmon for lunch
>Continue to do my job
>Clock out
>Drive home
>Eat my prepped chicken and egg dinner
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Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 07:35:47 №95642

>>95639
I put balsamic glaze on my chicken and eggs because I'm truecel

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 07:40:17 №95643

Yes nigga you aren't special. Make yourself special if you don't want to live like that for the rest of your life.

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 18:27:14 №95703

college/uni is the only way to escape wageslavery if you lack connections

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 00:02:47 №95732

>>95703
Not op, but I’m about to start a bachelor’s in Electrical Engineering. Do you think that’ll get me anywhere?

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 03:45:45 №95749

>>95732
Am op, I was actually looking into something similar with an electricians union

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:10:16 №95966

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zis is ze rest of yuor life op, get uset to it…

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Autistic women are not cute Chud 08/18/26 (Tue) 18:41:06 №95371 [Reply]

Most autistic women have at least one of the following characteristics:

1. Only or predominantly have male friends, because they can’t get along with neurotypical women. This means all their male friends will be trying to fuck her.

2. They despise autistic males and only want a non-austistic extroverted chad bf

3. Most of them act like non-autistic women most of the time (aka “masking”) so your ideal uwu socially awakward austistic waifu isn’t real

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 07:20:44 №95522

>>95490
You want a hypersexual gf who is a virgin? Dumbass nigga

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 11:28:52 №95534

>>95371 (OP)
Thank (You) for this insight. I have recently come to the conclusion that I am not enamoured with the idea of a woman who has autism or the like and that I just really like the thought of a woman who is a complete fucking loser for some reason

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:35:45 №95852

>>95534
Are you autistic? Because autistic women aren’t like you and they are actually closer in behavior to neurotypical men than to autistic men

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:39:50 №95853

Autistic women are just easier to take advantage of, nobaldi outside of other autists give a shit about their SNCA fandoms

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 09:32:21 №95929

pretty brutal

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:06:12 №95964

>>95380
IF you break your bad habits, then yes.

It won't be easy or quick, but with effort, time and dedication you can make significant gains at being the man you want to be.

The real problem is: are you pursuing a relationship for human connection, or because society expects you to?

That's the root of R9K: men coping with a social expectation that is not fair, not worth it, and not available. It is a symptom of a broken society, and like some symptoms if left unchecked it can fix the problem: Fevers raise the temperature to slow the disease while the immune system takes over, or coughs expel the mucus that is in your throat.

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my sister is a dumb foid Chud 08/16/26 (Sun) 19:24:36 №95173 [Reply]

>be me
>at the park with my sister
>ranting to her about how much of a slop movie "The Last House" is
>notice at least three tall normies walk by with fat ugly gfs
>i keep my mouth shut and continue ranting
>another couple walks past us
>sister nudges me and says "dude she is so out of his league"
>run autism_mode.exe
>perform diagnostic scan on both them using 5 years of accumulated blackpill knowledge
>it's textbook looksmatched couple, if anything he actually mogs her
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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 15:53:47 №95979

You're both retarded subhuman trannies

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 18:27:15 №95998

wow, you both sound insufferable
maybe your sister a little more

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 20:22:56 №96013

Yes, your sister is retarded because she is a foid. That's just how they are. Best to learn how to ride the tiger fren because the world is going to be in for a wild ride until the social contract is renewed and that will take another 20 years and the cruel sacrifice of a generation of women.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 20:47:47 №96017

hide ur power level bro

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 21:27:39 №96024

women are almost always insecure about their weight (even if shes skinny or looks normal), and they usually delude themselves into believing that if they were chubby that their boyfriend/husband would still love them (which is natural as women usually become chubbier after they turn into mothers), so as a a result if a man breaks that barrier and says that men are naturally unattracted to women on the chubbier side, then they usually get offended as they feel as if it is a criticism on themselves, mostly out of fear that when they eventually get children and turn into fat wompahs their husband would abandon her and thus leave her to rot with the kids.

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 21:42:39 №96026

both of you are retarded niggers

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 18:09:43 №95812 [Reply]

>One chance at life
>Be born as an ugly, autistic manlet with a small dick
>There's nothing I can do about it
And I'm supposed to be okay with this.

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:04:14 №95829

>>95819
Wholesome, put my words of wisdom into the suicide

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:05:31 №95830

>>95829
note

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 07:41:14 №95920

Ouu shit

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 08:47:41 №95925

Nothing we can do about our bone structure..

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 12:07:11 №95946

>>95812 (OP)
none of that ever stopped Bazos from owning the world

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 12:09:40 №95948

You can have fun in other ways
>>95814
Fun which doesen't involve bullets*

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 03:10:15 №95742 [Reply]

I have this foid who loves me and is loyal to a fault, yet inspite of that I couldn't feel more indifferent toward her. Anybaldidore else ever desperately want something just to lose all interest the moment they get it?

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:02:33 №95828

>>95824
She practically worships the ground I walk on with the way she speaks of me. I've no problem getting close to women, it's just a little off putting how vastly different we see each other

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:09:41 №95831

Kill yourself sexhaver normalfag

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:12:52 №95832

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>SUPER CLITTY!
>Kill yourself sexhaver normalfag

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 20:18:07 №95833

>>95828
yeah but i want that in a girl and when i do have it i dont want it like idk what i want anymore

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 21:02:20 №95834

>>95833
If I had an answer this thread wouldn't exist, at least you know you're not alone

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 11:55:38 №95943

Have you sat down and really thought about it? I know that sounds vague and weird, but have you sat down and thought about your relationship with her, why you still see her, and why she still hangs around you?

We don't appreciate the things we have until we lose them, but at the same time we also don't think everything out. Is she nice to children's? would she make a good mother? is she messy and disorganized? what does the inside of her car look like, is it full of trash? How much debt is she in?

Lots of worldly shit can ruin a relationship. Also family too, if your family hates her, or if her family hates you, then that relationship is doomed.

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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 04:48:07 №95856 [Reply]

Being above average intelligence fucking sucks.
i wish i was a dumb but muscular and awesome and attractive ultranormie himbo gigachad who is drowning in debt but goes to parties everyday and fucks chicks.
Is there a way to lobotomize myself to become a normie again i dont like being smart and tech literate anymore i just want to be a dumb himbo gigabitch that has the iq of a chimp and the stamina and lifestyle of a bonobo
i honestly can't even blame pooners anymore i am a dude and i want to be even dudeier i wanna be a MAN with muscles and a sick ass beard while riding motorbikes and wearing the most out of date corny slogan on my shit while still breeding like rabbits with random chicks

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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 05:17:30 №95910

>>95856 (OP)
>>95857
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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 05:17:35 №95911

you guys are awesome i hope you guys get all the chicks in the world

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 05:19:11 №95912

peace out /r9k/ i am going to take a shower and sober up and probably regret posting this shit because it's L opsec or something whatever thats a problem for future anon to take care off hahahahaha peace out i hope you all have an incredible 2027

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 05:35:52 №95913

Dont do drugs or drink alcohol my niggas

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 10:10:30 №95931

Just start working out and hang out in the white trash area of your town, nigger. The 80 to 100 IQ white trash man is looking like cobson and banging 10/10s

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 11:26:41 №95935

If you think this your already an idiot! and your still not happy! LOL!

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 18:20:17 №95456 [Reply]

Im a fucking 24yo loser that fails every exam and never had a job AMA

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 22:26:32 №95491

are youu autitstic? because that might be the obvious reason why you're not achieving. (no offence)

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 22:35:51 №95493

>>>95469
>Im disabled

niggas be disabled. niggas be in wheelchairs. niggas be in crutches. niggas be retarded. niggas be downies. niggas be havin polio.

do you use those ipads with the talking apps where you press the help button to alert your caretaker you've slipped in the shower? trying to fit a dildo up ur retard asshole? are you below 90 iq? are you missing legs? wtf is wrong with you?

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 05:29:43 №95515

>>95470
electrical isn't that physically demanding, and it doesn't matter if you don't have any skills because you'll learn everything you need during your apprenticeship

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 20:18:53 №95718

tired cobson

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 10:10:07 №95930

>>95456 (OP)
When did you come out as a pedophile to your parents ?

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 10:33:20 №95932

Wait, are you the bavarian faggot who's head i was supposed to fuck with a screwdriver ?

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 14:48:13 №95429 [Reply]

in gonna quit porn (again) with the easypeasy method (again x2), is there anything extra i should know?
also how do i deboooonk the pleasure question? any help is appreciated

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Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 11:44:58 №95666

i just checked, even animal dewormers are prescription based, and you need prescription even online, even on the most unknown of sites

i guess testing is my maybe last chance? idk

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 11:47:43 №95667

>>95666
you can try it but you'll just waste time and money, option 3 is better in this case. also you don't need to press [Quote], press on post number to reply to it instead

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 14:10:42 №95685

>>95667
thanks, im gonna try option 3 but also try the tests, theyre really cheap, like 7 euro/usd, so its not a big deal

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 16:09:33 №95794

i found some good herbal tinicures. 2 pills a day, 60 pills, so about a months supply. it has all 3 ingredients listed in that section of the pdf, plus 6 more

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 23:20:56 №95846

>>95441
stfu newfag

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 06:55:49 №95918

>>95794
nice, I haven't tried any myself doe. as I understand it acts slower than one-time intake meds, it will be interesting to know its effects on gooning urges

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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 04:13:47 №95855 [Reply]

Im so Calm text

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 21:07:17 №95610 [Reply]

i made a grindr profile with a fake name using my best gym pics just to see what would happen, and the sheer amount of attention i received from cute femboys was honestly staggering. my ego has never been higher. so riddle me this, 'teens. why on earth would any modern man subject himself to the soul-crushing despair of tinder or hinge, when you can enter the alternative market and instantly experience infinite amount of validation?

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 12:00:49 №95781

>>95780
This, we need Snopes from OP that he’s getting attention from femboys on Grindr

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 13:14:45 №95783

>>95701
Yikes sweaty you aren't entitled towards that

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 16:52:51 №95800

>>95610 (OP)
>i mage a grindr profile
have fun getting poop under your foreskin

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 17:46:52 №95809

4chan 'pasta this did not happen to you

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 02:55:36 №95850

>>95610 (OP)
Shit that never happened + gay

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 06:21:01 №95916

men are more desperate
also kys op

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Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 11:58:37 №95670 [Reply]

I'm 22 khv and I'm considering Tinder and/or Hinge to find a gf. Do these sites actually work or would I be wasting my time?

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Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 17:23:39 №95805

>>95804
Then explain how I'm not

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 17:45:08 №95808

download Grindr instead

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 22:02:10 №95835

>>95808
OP here I am not gay

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 22:14:07 №95839

>>95808
OP here, matched instantly with 4 femboys hungry for cock. what do i do?

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 22:19:08 №95841

>>95839
fuck them

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 22:43:18 №95843

>>95841
OP here, just made the dates, wish me luck guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 07:04:20 №95418 [Reply]

what will you do if nothing works out?
personally i would just become a hermit

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Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 09:10:34 №95648

Troon out

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 22:22:22 №95722

>>95617
geg, niggas are making incel brigades

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 22:59:40 №95729

>>95418 (OP)
find a fake job then read books all day

Chud 08/21/26 (Fri) 23:36:26 №95730

I'm gonna drown when I turn 33, this was prophesized in a vision I had. I guess I don't really know what to do until then, I don't particularly enjoy life.

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 06:08:34 №95765

>>95418 (OP)
Hermit maxxing sounds so aryan, I would buy all the stealth camping gear and just walk across the country

Chud 08/22/26 (Sat) 17:47:55 №95810

become a nomad and explore all of north america