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one woman visited a macedonian cafe and demanded more meat. they gave her "the meat" and by meat i mean penis gaping her asshole.
for rhea ripley this was going to be the most power… and final orgasm!
she ordered the "chebapi" and had already pissed off the cook by asking what was the difference between their chebapi and the kebapi across the street at the albanian shop.
the macedonian explained to her holding a knife that "we are here and they are there" and that the albanians did not know how to do a good chebapi, that they were putting the aiwar before the kachmak.
after receiving her chebapi rhea ripley made one fatal mistake - she said there was way too little meat and she felt they were scamming her!
"SCAMMING YOU? I WILL SCAM YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE NOW YOU FLAT CHESTED WHORE!"
and so they held her down and put chebapi in her asshole and put her through a glass table.
the bitch was crawling on her hands and knees leaking blood and then..they just fucking raped her. gasping for air after the brutal rape asshole prolapsed..she looked just like that girl from kill bill! and her final words "oh fuck i just came"..as she just collapsed and died.
the macedonians hid her in the tomato pile behind the shop

Nigerian player Christian Ebere scores with his gigant BBC against Peñarol giving Nacional's 50th league title in the uruguayan league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnxr4XF9yA
III AM A WOMAN OF CONSTANT SOORROWWW
I HAVE A MASSIVE FUTA COCK
IT THROBS AND HURTS
MY HUSBANDS PEENISSS DOES NOT WORK
HIS NAME IS BUDDY MATHEWS AND I REGRET
MARRYING HIM
MY INTERNET STALKER KIRIL BUCKBREAKS ME HEART
MAKES ME CRY IN FETAL POSITIOONN
AND MY BOYCLITT TROOBBSSS
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im usually naked in bed when i troll rhea ripley. i like my penis to be able to breathe. I just get in a mood to write about that little whore getting raped, gaped and prolapsed and even her corpse defiled, cremated, turned into candy?

i want her to know… that im laying somewhere across the world..naked in bed..all fat and hairy..and just writing disgusting things that make her UPSET! when i said she would have an unattended funeral, nobody would come and she would die with many regrets, imagine how she was laying in bed crying "b-b-bbuddy he said i would die with m-m-m-mmany regrets!"

you know for a girl that loves the killer clown movie and wants to be killed by clowns..she really acts like a fucking toddler when someone trolls her. you know my wife has trained me to have hands free orgasms..something that poor aunty rhea will never experience. she will never be so happy to have a hands free orgasm. always needs to keep hitting her vagina with a closed fist like an old soviet TV to get it to POP!

i want her to know - its ok if your husband's dick doesnt work. somewhere across the world..KIRIL lays down naked, scratching his penis writing a story about how you gonna get raped by macedonians saying "haha! what a gotten too bitch! she jobs to me every night when i tag her coworkers!"

holy fucking shit, i love these..

wowwwwwwww

ommm aunty rhea will die with many regreeeetsss
ommm buddy matthews pee pee doesnt woooorkk
ommm pussy dry as used charcoaaalll
ommm many unfulfiled sexual fantasieeesss

ammm cucky matthews feeds her mcdonalds
ammm shes a used coal burning sluuuuuttt
ammm suicide is inevitable and certaaaiinnn
ammm what an unfucked and unloved biiiiitchhh
ammm shes on mental health break because of meeee
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