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 β„–11696[Reply]

im 3 days im fna start spamming ts foid on pw again
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fat

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>>11718
Kek he’s a fat faggot.

 β„–11736

dont disrespect VRIL like that nigga

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>>11736
Kys kiril

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 β„–11782

beautiful black woman.



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 β„–11758[Reply]

your stupid fucking parfume. not some light, fruity, flowery smell, but a heavy, incense like stench. Makes you smell like im entering the den of some fortune teller, like smells all heavy and dense…not girly.

did you buy a man's cologne just to be different? to stand out? you want to smell like a man? always gotta measure pee pees with the boys, you dumb fucking bitch? Do you ever splash some cologne on your cheeks after you scrape your cheeks with a razor hoping that peach fuzz of yours is gonna become a real man's beard? You wanna feel the alcohol burn of the cologne on your cheeks you crazy bitch?

Its never gonna happen. Because you are biologically a woman. You will never have a beard. You will never have a penis like a real man. even if they stitch some wooden peck in your vagina so you can feel happy. You will always have a gashing hole between your legs shooting blood once a month controlled by the moon. Your emotions are controlled by the moon and by SSRI's because you are not a human being. You are an emotional automaton that goes around smelling like frankincense and sage.

I know you want to punch my lights out but i cant hit a girl. Because you are a girl. You have big shoulders like a monster, like a mutant freak, but you are still a girl. I can give you flowers and hold the door for you and point you to the girls bathroom. And no matter how many steroids you inject in your butt you will always be unable to change a car tire or operate a scissor jack.

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>>11758 (OP)
>tfw you will never have trans rhea ripley x kiril yaoi



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 β„–11765[Reply]

anyone watching the nfl playoffs today?


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I love you Kiril even though you have armies of haters

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>>11757
i love you too superfan. everybody loves me.
cats love me. you see in my workout videos cats come to play and rest next to me in the park.
only aunty rhea hates me..because shes an unstable bitch
they gonna bury her at a pet cemetery when she dies
0 people will come
she will die with many regrets
many unfulfilled wishes
she will remain as a ghost because she wasnt fullfilled and make banging noises to annoy happy couiples.

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>>11757
kiril patriQts… we've wQn



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 β„–11727[Reply]

some morbidly obese bitch saw my X account and decided to report it again. from now on im telling them to kill themselves every day.
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>>11733
Rhea never responds to him. That’s why he’s mad. His whole gimmick is a mess. He threatens her but won’t actually get up from his chair. He says everyone on /pw/ is Rhea but no one cares. He’s just shilling his YouTube channel.

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>>11734
i know its you rhea, i know its you.
trying to talk shit anonymously to feel all comfy and better.
i've done things to people.
i've hurt people.
one kid even went to the ER because of me, never even knowing who fucked him up.

i know you love talking shit and pretending youre a tough girl. and you love your little clown movies. but when push comes to shove… youre too much of a pussy to stab someone in real life. and i actually go outside at night..at 3am.

its not that i cant do shit to you…its just that youre the funny lulzy aunty rhea, im not gonna hurt aunty rhea, especially since she takes care of dogs. youre like…the funny girl to troll online that spergs out.
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and this isnt even about scaring you.
i know without buddy matthews next to you youd shit your pants.

just doing a little headcount.
at the end of the day you were going to mosh pits to be "cool"
i was sneaking around at night leaving a tiny needle on a door handle so someone would grab it and get injected with…things..in his blood.

joking about kidnapping you is therapy for me, funny time. but its not like i cant do it if i wanted you. id just grab your hand at the mall and lead you away. the fuck you gonna do? you're fucking anorexic at 68kg

we had a girl like you at work, a dopy HR girl. I kept making jokes about kidnapping her because it as funny to me. I said she would go throw her garbage outside and the garbage truck guy would just grab her by the arm and take her.

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if i wanted to actually grab you rhea, you wouldn't even notice it until it was too late.
i'd just pick up an amazon delivery guy uniform and drive to your house. I would come with some empty cardboard box ringing your gate doorbell.
You are a dumb roastie and you always order something new, so of course you would get fooled thinking something came. You will go outside without your dogs and without cucky and when I hand you some paperboard to sign you wont even notice its me, because of my beard and some skin tone changing cream I put on. and then I will grab you by the throat like a cartoon chicken, whack you with a blackjack and drag your ass to the car. I crush apples with my hands…the fuck are you gonna do?
and then you gonna wake up in some creepy basement in fcking sarajevo or "gorna oriahovica" hearing goats and cows outside, chained like a fucking slave to the ground.
and thats how easy it is to kidnap you. You are basically a dumb walking labubu doll. bimbo IQ. I just come pretending to be an amazon guy and I grab you away. And it can happen…every day…if i wanted it to happen it could happen tomorrow. the only reason it hasnt happened is because who wants a 29y karen roastie blabbing his ears off "oy release me dude, when my husband buddy matthew comes hes gonna beat you up dude!" BUDDY MATTHEWS DOESNT EVEN NOTICE WHEN UR IN THE HOUSE. I could keep you chained for days in another country, electrocuting you with an ISKRA car battery and he is still playing fortnite not even remembering you live there.
anybody that has the capability to kidnap a woman would rather kidnap brandi rhodes..because look at her..and look at you. look at her..and now back to you.

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>>11727 (OP)
OK but can you guys tell me your favorite entrance themes at >>14746946

 β„–11749

I meant >>11723 (OP) fuck



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 β„–11745[Reply]

congratulations…you killed your own board. now its bot threads and an echo chamber for the mods and jannies.
whats the next step of your master plan?

 β„–11746

The next step is you stalking every post in /pw/ and copying them to your twitter account where no one cares and then to your discord while you cry because you don’t want to buy a pass you fat nigger



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 β„–11709[Reply]

dead nigger baby of a board just shut it down

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>>11709 (OP)
this is what happens when you let wrestling fans in. the jews of television show fans unforch

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>>>11709 (OP)
>this is what happens when you let wrestling fans in. the jews of television show fans unforch

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>>11709 (OP)
>>11721

reported for racism. enjoy your 3 day vacation chuds



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 β„–11546[Reply]

i can't take this shit anymore man. im not solving MULTIPLE dice captchas and counting stars for a simple aunty rhea joke.

im not gonna give traffic to jewish faggots with botted threads. i can post my jokes on youtube and twitter..nobody deletes them. there are actual jewish faggots monitoring 24/7 like their job to delete..jokes about rhea ripley. while they spam botted threads.

no seriously fuck 4chan, i cant take this shit man. im not doing dice IQ tests to crack some jokes at night.
ill take my jokes elsewhere. let their site die.

stop giving traffic to jewish faggots doing humiliation rituals on you.
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dude the captcha is the easiest shit ever, you just can't count or see cause your dumb old ass man

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>>11599
>>11601
no dude. its not "easy" to solve 3 dice games for 1 single post.
i have a life to live. /asp/ is my place

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>>11602
You have no life. That’s why you spend so much time on/pw/ crying about wrestlers and write fanfiction on discord and make grok images

 β„–11713

Geg holy shit the 4cuck captcha is schizophrenic

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>>11713
It’s pretty bad. People who say it’s easy are mental. You might get like one easy one sometimes but it’s always stupid shit. I bought a pass.

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>>11713
The captcha for me is just three images and you figure out which one is different. It’ll be like two triangles and a crescent moon. I have no idea what these guys get but it might be for the best



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testing webms and earrape audios

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 β„–11680[Reply]

ever since i stopped posting for 3 days giving you traffic, your traffic is down, your rhea ripley threads cant even get replies and your botted threads are super visible.

are you happy finally making me give up on posting?
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>>11683
buy my book and pay me to post you 4chan janny faggot
https://books2read.com/u/4ANd0d
im a published writer. people read my book. youre a fuckign janitor of a dead board for free

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>>11682
>>11684
Why the fuck would you give out your name you dipshit, we have a doxxing board you dumbass. Hi Kiril Arshinkov.

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>>11686
OK AND? what are you gonna doxx? that i troll rhea ripley online and i also write about psychology?
oh shit! im 37 already and might die tomorrow. dont dox me bro!

see if i was a faggot janitor on 4chan for free i might be afraid of doxxing. i wouldnt want people to know if i looked like some fat faggot

hows your board without me posting sweety? no traffic? yea shoulnt have banned me faggot. suck my cock faggot. enjoy your dead jewish board

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>>11686
btw did you knew i get more comments on my nightly live stream where i chill playing video games than your /pw/ board?
oooh shiiiieeet! sounds like you needed my traffic and shouldnt have kept banning me! oh well have fun without me

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>>11687
>>11688
I'm not a 4chan janny you dipshit, and I doubt the people you called 4chan jannies are as well. You've just been so much of a lolcow that I just started noticing you and your shit. Go back to your board you cordfag.

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>>11684
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 β„–11695[Reply]

Alright Alright kiril I give you 3 minutes to entertain me, but you better make them count

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>>11695 (OP)
okay… just like the hammer guy from iron man 2 when he is presenting his guns to the US army.

i can offer you a 1 hour long tutorial on how your sunroof works with aunty rhea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L93Je9voz4

but i know you are special clients…you want the cohibas…these are the cubans baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elwDv7a1rnQ
me threatening to electrocute aunty rhea with a multimeter!

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WOW OK! you are a hard audience…but i think i got just what you want… an ASMR of aunty rhea burning in hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqxBAQMvf-k

or how about aunty rhea gets buried in a pet cemetery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9t8bcL48Vk

how about explaining the matrix to aunty rhea like a retard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4qcC1lssw

 β„–11699

This is why you don’t draw any dimes on /pw/. Hurry up and buy a pass so I can have money.

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>>11699
buy a pass why? so you can perma ban me on my first post?
why would somebody pay you for a pass just to be immediately banned?

 β„–11706

Buy a pass fat nigger. Or keep changing ips. I don’t care. It’s obvious you’ll be back do you can spam your dead Twitter accounts. I’ll keep reporting the Twitter too.



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 β„–11703[Reply]

Let's have a conversation about black wrestlers. Am I the only one who just can't stand the long dread lock/braids? They look like shemales


 β„–11693[Reply]

Anti-smark related podcast


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millennial women have found a way to ruin the best wrestling match ever produced.


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 β„–11691[Reply]

>Triple h
<Paul Levesque


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