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 β„–11251[Reply]

UGLY FREAK, WALLED HARD
WE TAKIN IT ALL
ONLY FAT LESBIAN FANS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
0 PEOPLE AT HER FUNERAL
WE TAKIN IT ALL
KIDNAP HER SMALL ASS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
SELL HER ON THE MORROCO MARKET
WE TAKIN IT ALL
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buddy matthews didnt want to spend money on a full sized coffin so they had to cut rhea in half like a magic trick, to fit her in 2 big briefcases

"look, i know i loved her and everything, but shes dead now, and i need the money for fortnite-bux" - buddy matthews


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 β„–11249[Reply]

nobody (0) came, not even the grave-diggers. Aunty rhea was just laying in her 20$ box (made in china). nobody even dug a hole… and there was no pillow in her box. it was just a crude box made from wood leftovers.

the dogs were gonna come but they became infatuated with a random ball on the ground and forgot about rhea.

rhea waited for a while…i mean she was dead. but nobody was coming to dig a hole and bury her…so she had to temporarily come back to life, dug her own hole and buried herself. if you want something done right…

the tombstone said "HERE LIES FAMOUS TENNIS PLAYER RHEA RIPURI"


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 β„–11247[Reply]

jamie hayter
megan bayne
penelope ford
harley cameron
statlander
kairi sane
nikki bella
mother wayne
mina
anna jay
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 β„–11248

You’re an overweight ban evading nigger who sits at home and monitors 4chan



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 β„–11245[Reply]

how did 'vert get made a janny? did he send the mods his homemade cp?

 β„–11246

Kek fat jeet Iyofag is absolutely seething and doesn’t realize the mods also ban people who make fun of his waifu



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 β„–11240[Reply]

after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was… no longer with us
unfortunately… they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.
Rhea's body was… pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with a finger, rhea would ooze chocolate from her eyes and boobs, kinda like that milka cow.

in the end… rhea ripley became a real tim-tam…even in death she is full of chocolate goodness.

 β„–11241

Kek what a fat disgusting nigger who can’t leave his country to do anything

 β„–11242

>>11240 (OP)
You want to fuck Buddy. You hate Rhea because you're jealous of her. You can't stop talking about food because you're fat as shit. I bet you're eating or cooking right now. You look like Kevin Kelly.

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>>11242
you wont believe me, but they actually opened her eyes and her mouth so she would look all scared in the coffin. and they put a tim tam in her mouth to make it funny.
(i actually choked drinking while i got this idea and im still coughing)

damn aunty rhea…i almost died making fun of you



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 β„–11243[Reply]

- died slipping on a banana, looking for tim-tams
- 0 (zero) attended her funeral
- dropped on her head into the grave by accident
- a passing boy had an upset stomach and threw up in her grave
- her big shoulders (and penis) were sticking outside the grave hole
- graveyard keepers had to jump on top of her to really get her in there
- she had a massive erection (pee pee like Excalibur sword)
- pilgrims actually came and tried to pull her penis away like the excalibur sword
- worms refused to eat her so she never decomposted
- they mistook the embalming fluid for chocolate so rhea was pumped full of chocolate like an eclair
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 β„–11236[Reply]

you make fun of rhea ripley once and you have to listen to all these anonymous posts on 4chan how "you should be locked up!" and "I'm gonna laugh when the police arrests you!" and she just keeps talking about me being tied up, restrained, forcefully lobotomized, raped in jail - and im like can you please shut up?

ok, I made a few jokes about kidnapping her… the woman is obsessed with having me restrained and put inside prisons and raped. And she has these fake sockpuppet accounts on twitter like "christy stoke", keeps taunting me "buddy gets to fuck her and youre jealous", calls me a subhuman pig and it just keeps getting weirder. That woman has issues man…we call it the tim tam disorder.

you know - my favorite movies are the jackal and the mechanic. movies about professional hitmen who get away with assassinating people. pretty normal, right? rhea's favorite movie is about a killer clown who stabs people with a knife. she wants to be a killer clown that makes men afraid of her. She even admitted it on video that she wants to be like the clown because it makes her "feel strong"

fucking bitch acts like shes 16 hitting puberty and has all these weird sexual fetishes. Honestly, if you ask me 100% serious my fetish would be im married to a rich, hot woman and I dont have to work, like i give her massages and shit, kinky stuff and then i write my books and workout by the pool. Rhea is like that bitch from diabolik, eva kant. She fantasizes about some jewel thief putting a dagger to her throat, but then the police catches him and she puts a dagger on his throat, geddit? cause now shes in control geddit? she wants to "Tame" tarzan from the jungle geddit?

 β„–11237

No one cares you fat pedo lmao.

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>>11237
aunty rhea
i have defeated you on x
i have defeated you on 4chan
i have defeated you on soyjak
i have defeated you on youtube
on every front i have defeated you
from websites to writing
you are defeated aunty rhea
i even got leaner and now do falling pushups and weighted dips
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 β„–11239

Literally an overweight fatfuck who spends all day and night ban evading but don’t worry. I’ll be here
To keep reporting you even when you evade. I fucked your wife btw with my big Polish dick



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 β„–11232

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rumors are they dropped rea ripre in the grave by accident during the funeral, accidentally hanged her. worst funeral ever… and there was a mite infestation so the mites ate her wooden casqet and her. they mistook her for wood. 0 people attended, in fact it was minus 2, because the two graveyard keepers got bored and didnt even bother to bury her, and they said "eeeh lets just let nature bury her, its starting to rain bro" so rea ripri was decomposing openly before enough leaves fell on her from the trees to finally "Bury her" then the mites ate her. Then some necromancer came and exhumed the grave powdering her bones for elixirs and natural cures. and the necromancer put her skull inside his pizza oven cause its funny…and every time he would bake a pizza the skull will be there inside the oven bakin next to the pizza addin a little "zazz" to the 'za

 β„–11233

a pope speaks on rhea ripley's funeral to 0 people
"we've gathered here today…well by we i mean me… to celebrate the death of our beloved wrestler rhea ripley… but before we drop her in her grave like a turd let me tell you about kiril's new book "psychological transcendence" that is published now on apple books, barnes & noble and kobo! and also we gonna put it on amazon and printed..and audiobook.
rhea ripley on the other hand….is not a published writer on psychology…she just spent her life collecting labubu dolls and being a miserable bitch that wouldnt even check on her biggest fans when they were depressed. so um…buy kiril's book and lets drop this bitch in the fucking grave.

also soyjak mods are TRANNIES that decided to BAN ME after i single handedly kept his site alive for MONTHS. they decided to ban me so their site can stay dead. so a round of applause for THESE FUCKING RETARDS PLEASE!!!

 β„–11234

>cant get over on /pw/ so he resorts to samefagging someone who likes his posts
>comes back here to no dimes
Jej fatty



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 β„–11111[Reply]

KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER HEAT OF NINETEEN NINETY TWO

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>>11111 (OP)
KEK WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!

 β„–11225

quints

 β„–11226

and it's Wolfie/Lundy's own fucking fault for glazing over Kevin Nash too much, as if he's on the same tier as Hogan, Piper and Flair when in reality, Nash is second-tier star at best.

I'll give Nash some credit for being far more charismatic, endurance and wrestling ability than his lesser talented Kliq buddy Scott Hall though.



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 β„–11201[Reply]

on some show, when Becky Lynch said that around the time she came up to the main roster in 2015, the thing was to stay away from the boys, but then she said there's that one male talent on the roster that will try to sleep with you, and if you sleep with him, he'll blacklist you, and will still blacklist you if you don't. so it had to be somebody who has some kind of power and stroke backstage.
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we need to get to the bottom of this, because shit ain't right. idk, it just might be Becky's way of talking, but the way she just casually said this shit, i don't like that either. she acted like it's just part of the game which is something you gotta do.

but everybody thought Vince is a dirty old man scumbag. we need to figure out who Becky Lynch was talking about, and whoever that male talent was, needs to get the fuck out of the wrestling industry forever. Because if they threw Vince out for that shit, they need to throw out everybody else for participating in that shit, and if Triple H is down with it, then Triple H gotta go. I don't see nobody else who has that much power to blacklist people other than Hunter.

i know there's some people in PW who don't understand me. Because there's a lot of fucking turds in that community who don't get it, a bunch of incels and femcels who can't tell the difference between:
> there's nothing wrong with a man attracted to a woman or having sex with a woman
and
> it becomes a problem when you use your power and influence to try to manipulate somebody into doing something they don't want to do. that's when it becomes a fucking problem.

Being a man of power and influence, and using that power and influence to get your female co-workers to have sex with you, that shit is fucking illegal! and what Becky Lynch just stated on that podcast, somebody needs to be held liable. I think that's some dirty ass shit, and i believe it's Triple H.
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this shit ain't right, because nobody should be using their power and influence as a manipulation tool to have sex with anybody.

who on the WWE main roster in the year 2014 that has had more power and influence than Triple H?

 β„–11209

this is no laughing matter, this is a serious accusation. and we need to figure out who it is. and that person needs to be blacklisted, just like they blacklisted Vince. They even tried to blacklist Brock Lesnar and he didn't do shit! If you go back and read the reports, Lesnar turned that shit down and stood Janel Grant up. He was supposed to meet Janel at some hotel or something and he didn't show up, yet the IWC/4PW goofies are still trying to label Lesnar as a sex pest.

 β„–11210

Jericho, Lesnar, Batista, Orton, Cena and Edge ain't gonna get you blacklisted. CM Punk was out the door so it's not him. it's Triple H. it's crazy that people act like it can't be Triple H when he's basically doing the same shit today!

Why are Rhea and Chelsea in the position that she's in?

Why is Bianca Belair in the position that she's in? Bianca is one of the most talented females on that WWE roster, and Triple H can't fucking find anything for Bianca? But he can always find anything for Rhea and Chelsea!

He's gonna make sure Rhea, Chelsea and Stephanie Vaquer are booked. He had no plans for Alexa Bliss despite her coming back to one of the most anticipated returns of all time at the 2025 Royal Rumble. so many people wanted to see Bliss come back and see what she can do, and Hunter didn't even have anything for Bliss. Why!

idk, but one thing i do know is, we need to find out who Becky's talking about. and whoever she's talking about, needs to get the fuck out of the WWE.

 β„–11211

me personally? i wouldn't say that Becky's part of the problem, because she's just there trying to do her job as a women's wrestler, and then one of her bosses come to her to try and sleep with her and manipulate her into sleeping with them. and if she don't, then her career could be ruined. and if she do, then her career could still be ruined. what kind of position is that to be in? damned if you do, damned if you don't.

but regardless, it's illegal. you can't do that shit. that is legit sexual harassment. This right here is an important PW topic, because I don't give a fuck about the upcoming WarGames! Why the fuck would i care about anything going on in WarGames? There are no stakes, ain't nothin' going to happen. The only thing i care about for Survivor Series is Stephanie Vaquer vs Nikki Bella only, i wanna see Nikki win the Raw Women's World Championship Belt, it's what's best for business. and if Nikki don't win this title, then that's more evidence on who the fuck is sleeping with these women.

I don't give a fuck about Cena vs Dominik for the IC Belt. fuck both the Men's WarGames team battle match and the Women's WarGames' team battle match.

we need to find out who Becky's talking about. so all these wannabe detectives sitting around, get on that case. for all those internet detectives sitting there dragging Vince and Lesnar, if they stay quiet about Becky's situation, then they're fucking hypocrites. That's what separates me from y'all. I recognize the real, y'all recognize the bullshit. so all that barkin' you do about Brock and Vince, if you ain't barkin' about the situation, then i'mma need y'all to shut the fuck up already! All your claims about Vince, Lesnar and the male fan that only kissed AJ Lee in an AI photo sim, will be null and void. Hypocrites.

Becky is legit, literally sitting there talking about sexual harassment over dinner, like it's a casual conversation. This is some serious shit. and it's always weird to me how people pick and choose what to be mad about. There's a promoter dude who do these signings, and there's a lot of females coming out complaining about this guy about how he screwed them over on money, and all these females are talking about: "he was always weird to me", and yet nobody gives a fuck about this shit.

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I have a bad concerning feeling that Becky Lynch might be getting de-pushed, buried and permanently disavowed from the WWE forever.

and if Becky's disavowed, what happens to anyone else associated with her? do they get blacklisted forever as well? ie: Seth Rollins, her mentee Lyra Valkyria, anyone else Becky's cool with IRL etc. maybe Seth, Lyra and the rest of Becky associates run the risk of getting disavowed from the WWE forever.



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 β„–11188[Reply]

Anything rugby related goes here.
15s, 7s, league, Prem Rugby, SVNS, etc.

 β„–11189

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why can't the NRL season start again FUCK MY LIFE

 β„–11214

>>11189
trvth. NRL and MLR should run sevens seasons during winter



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 β„–11118[Reply]

Really? This is off topic? ITS TWO WRESTLERS
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>>11136
I’m telling you. The mods from /tv/ moved to /pw/

 β„–11141

>>11134
bitchtits isn't real rovert wants you to think he's real

 β„–11144

>>11141
You keep telling yourself that, Bitchtits. Because it's bad enough that your detractors already think you're Wolfie/Lundy because you cry about people making memes of the idol you glaze over, Kevin Nash.

Not to mention, even though you simp for the WWE (like how Rovert simps for AEW), at least WWE sort of somewhat resembles a wrestling company. AEW is just a dumpster fire.

 β„–11147

>>11144
Bitchtits is the Domfag Peepfag Iyofag

 β„–11199

>>11147
absolutely true

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Fag



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