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OY! I have raped paul atreides and now i am lisan al-gaib! - exclaimed aunty rhea al-gaib.
It is I who am above the bene gesserit, for i am the queen of arrakis (dune) the tim-tams must flow..into mouth..like black penises!
It is I who let the sand worms eat buddy matthews because he fucking sucks, his pee pee-al-ghaib doesnt work and i cry when we have sucks. what a fucking faggot bros! and he made me eat mcdonalds!
the fucking faggot cant even cook an egg!
I am the aunty rhea al-gaib and i deserve home cooked meals, tim-tams and sex! You will worship me!

I'm doing this. Will this improve my legs?

im sure in aunty rhea's sick mind, she thinks im making her in sims 4. but in fact this is the one bra….randomly generated by the game..i did make her blond though with bigger tits and ass.

otherwise i regularly end up marrying brittany cho

where me and HOOK go to fanatics fest and kidnap rhea ripley. We just start beating up security, im choking them out with my big hands (i crush apples on video) and then rhea starts screaming, something about "i can beat up 70% of men, come at me fatso!" and HOOK just uppercuts her right in the kisser, she is just knocked the fuck out bro.

And then we start carrying her like a drunk slut, like a piece of meat, and then king kreas (gabriel) tries to confront us but I just grab him by the throat and crush his throat. I beat marc lobliner at finger pushups 24 to 20 and he is on roids. What did you think was going to happen gabriel?

and then we put her in the car and drive away. HOOK is driving, rhea has reverted into "i'll suck your pee pee please let me go" but im cutting a 5 minute on promo "AUNTY RHEA THIS IS NOT ABOUT SUCKING PEE PEE, THIS IS ABOUT ME PROVING TO YOU THAT I CAN KIDNAP YOU, ITS ABOUT PROVING TO MY SELF THAT I CAN DO IT THESE ARE THINGS A WOMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND"

HOOK and me. its in our blood to be chads. rhea ripley..its in her blood to be a kidnapping victim and a complaining bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ZdvN9Seco

if you're not the male talent that Becky Lynch was talking about on that Bert Kreischer podcast…

then if I were Cena, Orton, Batista, Lesnar, Jericho, Vince, Laurinaitis, HBK, Bruce Pritchard and even the Road Dogg… i'd just come out publicly and clear my name of all wrongdoing.

because people are sitting there trying to throw sexual harassment jackets on people who are probably completely innocent, and i think it's funny that i think it's weird that people just look past Triple H and won't even think to mention Hunter, and he's the only main roster talent from 2014-15 that got all the power to have people permanently disavowed from the WWE and is severely petty enough to do it.

let me get this straight, PW'ites
so it's ok for CM Punk to cheat on his wife AJ Lee with Roxanne Perez
but it's not ok for Jey Uso to cheat on his wife to be around Jaida Parker and hang out with her?
that's double standards at its finest, right there.

now i see why CM Punk fought Jack Perry backstage on his way out of AEW in 2023.
because Punk was jealous that Jack Perry's dating Anna Jay, and Punk wanted that action with her.

buddy matthews was arrested earlier today on charges of giving his wife rhea ripley vitamins for horses, because they were cheaper than human vitamins.
He was giving her VIT-MIN E & SELENIUIM, also something called "omega match"

apparently the savings he spent on fortnite skins

Nigerian player Christian Ebere scores with his gigant BBC against Peñarol giving Nacional's 50th league title in the uruguayan league

Anything ice hockey related goes here, nhl, khl, echl, so on

ayo kiril email me the 'cord link at test.109443@gmail.com
I want to participate in raping rhea ripley