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R: 18 / I: 7

rhea ripley?

i would like to show you my mushroom
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Just finished watching both nights of wrestlemania and thought it was great
I don't know what people didn't like so much about it, it was kino
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Favorite entrance themes?
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dear rhea ripley

>had a proper shanking
>had a proper triangle sandwich at 3:30AM
>had a 3 scoops of collagen and 1 scoop of EAA
>had me a sip of sugar cola
>had me a chocolate biccie
and back to bed i go
watching billie stakrz fight hyan
billie starkz is a PROPER ENGLISH WOMAN!
and thats how you eat up
you have sex and then you eat up
YOU STUCK UP ANOREXIC BITCHHHHH
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KIRIL IS BACK!

https://x.com/iBlazkovitz
I want to be honest with you aunty rhea
if you had no dogs (i cant hurt animals)
YES, i would love to come to your house and chase you around.
i dont fucking care about buddy matthews hes one roid away from dying.
i would chase you around like the fucking bitch you are.
https://x.com/iBlazkovitz
R: 5 / I: 3

RHEA RIPLEY YOU UGLY BITCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDeA79LBAUk
i wanna tim-tam you to death and play around with your cold ones

you gonna lock my X for 6 days bitch?
you uuggglyyyyy big shouldered freak
R: 3 / I: 0
>iyo Joshi faggot reports me for a little comment like this
>one of his Asian waifus gets released after
Kek
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Interesting thoughts

What do I think when I see some blonde foids at the gym
Goddamn nigga I’m a Turk nigga im a mongol or something
My ancestors all journeyed east for 40 months to rape and pillage or something
My natural instinct gives in bro nothing we can do about that we are animals you know what I mean
But I’m a 21st century male and thus I would act according to my time probably
I beat my ex girlfriend severely sometimes but 1. She was not Anglo she was amerimutt and 2. She behaved very badly
Perhaps the Ilkhanate warriors in the past would flog her in public or something for that but I always compromise for a gentle solution

One drawback to white females however is that they smell very bad unless they put on a lot of perfume
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the daria rae kidnapping

ima take you bitch like a bag of potatoes
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'Cado plays sports
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the insane mind of rhea ripley

here we discuss the mental diseases of rhea ripley
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Marge, I expected to see some sports ball or something
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Nigerian player Christian Ebere scores with his gigant BBC against Peñarol giving Nacional's 50th league title in the uruguayan league
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guess ts bmi
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Some foids fantasize about getting raped by some guy
Can you imagine that
To be desired to the point that foids think about you raping them
To the point that they actually take initiative to approach you
That's an absurd scenario to imagine
How unfair life is
If it were not about attractiveness but rather effort then I would certainly be at the top
But conversely
It doesn't make me feel bad for raping foids
Knowing that they might have enjoyed it
It makes me not care
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buddy matthews...

as i stand on the snow…locking eye contact with him, making him contemplate life and death… my lips finally open.
"would you like to know what your problem is buddy mattheews? … you dont beat her enough."
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>NO NO NO HUNKES IN /ASP/
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It's time for /asp/ to get hunky
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hunky won
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when i get my hands on you bitch

ima give you a proper chocking
buddy matthews doesnt do ya right
so youre a spoiled bitch aintya?
hiding behind your computer screen
clicking on report buttons
going we wee wee
when i chase ya around and hit your ass with a lead pipe
ill give you a proper piping you spoiled CUNT
R: 3 / I: 2

IT IS INEVITABLE AUNTY RHEA

me going to fanatics fest
me paying…
putting my hand on your shoulder
SAYY CHEEEESEEE AUNTY RHEA!
you gotta smile! pretend we dont know each other
R: 1 / I: 1

YOU FUCKING WHORE

YOU GONNA REPORT 2 OF MY POSTS? FREEZE MY ACCOUNT AGAIN?
MAMA TI DEIBA U FUCKING BITCH
ILL FORCE FEED YOU CARROT JUICE UNTIL YOU TURN ORANGE YOU FUCKING WHORE
R: 9 / I: 1

KIRIL MAKES A PROPER TRIANGLE SANDWICH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk6EO4GCr0E
a triangle sandwich with kangaroo steak
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>hello is this the aspergers board
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did kevin nash get blacked?
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IM AUNTY RHEA

YOU CANT SAY UR A HEEL AND TROLL ME ON X BRO
U AINT A REAL WRESTLER SO YOU CANT TROLL ME ONLINE!
IM GONNA HAVE A MELTY AND THE FBI IS GONNA ARREST YOU!
IM ALLOWED TO POST CUM TRIBUTES ON MY INSTA
BUT U CANT SAY SHIT CAUSE IM GONNA SAY IT NEVER HAPPENED!
AND I CAN HAVE TIM TAMS AND COLD ONES!
IM ALLOWED TO CALL YOU INCELS
BUT IF YOU CALL ME AUNTY RHEA IM GONNA HECKIN EXPLODE!
AND YOU CANT SAY THAT MY HUSBANDS DICK DOESNT WORK!
IM GONNA GO ON GABRIELS TWITCH EVERY DAY BRO!
AND SUCK HIS COCK AND SWALLOW!
BECAUSE THATS WHAT HAVING REAL FRIENDS LOOKS LIKE U LOSERS!
AND U ARE ALLOWED TO ONLY SIMP RESPECTFULLY
AND GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS!
OR IM GONNA CALL YOU GOVERNMENT
AND IM GONNA HAVE TO EXTRADITED TO GUANTANAMO BAY
FOR HARASSING ME!
YOU GONNA MAKE JOKES ABOUT KIDNAPPING ME?
YOU THINK IM CUTE UR OBSESSED WITH ME?
ITS GIVING ME AN EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN!
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS BRO!
I BLOW UP THE FBI HOTLINE LIKE A CRAAZYYYY BIIIIITCH!
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rhea pops are getting weaker

and sol ruca just performed with liv morgan for the first time to the RAW crowd.

uh oh
suddenly the crowd loves the natural charisma machine thats a crazy sexy athlete and doesnt trash talk her male fans all the time while being a nepobaby letting triple h fuck her
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nu 'koulak
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im sick of rhea ripley

kiril here. im afraid im not joking.
that subpar performance at wrestlemania…
after saying she has to "carry jade"
it was the opposite. jade was carrying her.
brock doing a quick 5 minute cash grab match
rhea also doing a quick lazy effort match
its clear she lets triple h "hug her" again to get the belt.
and why? it doesnt even matter who has the made up belt.
you are over based on how fun and based you, not on a belt.
im sick of arrogant attitude and just being an absolute bitch
she didnt care about the fans who paid so much money
she didnt care to put on a good match. just lazy..and get the money.

you know half the female wrestlers have liked my posts or commented back to me over the last year? anyone from nikki blackheart, m by elegance, mina, kiana james, red velvet, jordynne…responds to her fans.

aunty rhea is the only BITCH that i have been talking about making her popular that never cared to ever like my post or say something. i get that i called her husband a cripple and troll her …but fuck you bitch.
i make recipes to cure cats and dogs from having kidney problems…bitch cant even say a thank you. fuck you seriously. no wonder your male fans hate you.

she could have said at any time "Hey, one of my crazy fans invented a recipe to help dogs. wow i have cool crazy fans who do cool shit." never. just pretend like im a black hole or something. bitch.

it got to the point since i joke about her so much every day, my own fans were like "dude stop talking about that boring bitch we dont like her"

im done watching raw and smackdown. I just wanna enjoy wathcing NXT and AEW…simping for the women that deserve it. rev velvet fucking moggs her. i dont wanna talk about that bitch anymore dude. it used to be funny. shes just so arrogant and stuck up. fucking hell

she doesnt deserve me talking about her and making her popular with the guys. we deserve better women to simp for as men. fuck that bitch. im working on advanced chemistry and biology making cures for diseases. im a published writer in psychology now writing a second book…with fans on youtube. fuck that ungrateful arrogant bitch.
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What would happen if I met my oneitis in some isolated location

Many foids I encounter in my day to day life are somewhat overweight
But sometimes I see foids who are skinny
Maybe not bone thin, like they don't work out at all, but maybe they do something like cross country or something
Like they don't have any muscle at all
If I see one such woman who is attractive to me
I like to imagine holding her by both her wrists and swinging her against the wall
I power clean 275 so I could probably do this to her and kill her
It would be pleasurable to watch her struggle
"perhaps you should have engaged in more strength training" i would say
Then I would choke her to unconsciousness probably not death
I would show her weight training
Do you agree?
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I hope my oneitis is lesbian and not heterosexual

If she were heterosexual it wouldn't be agreeable for me
If she were lesbian perhaps not
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I think I'm in love
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KIRIL RISES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLom8__VY7I

everybody loves kiril aunty rhea!
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you cant troll rhea ripley

"if you aint in the business, if you aint a wrestler you cant say youre a heel and troll me dude!"

now you see why i joke about kidnapping her?
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>jobbed in every singles match this year
KWAB
>no mania match
KWAB
>Rhea Ripleys Jannetty
KWAB
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cursed by rhea ripley

i dropped a drawer on my toe yesterday
thats a hematoma…and it just doesnt stop hurting.
STOP CURSING ME U FUCKING WHORE!!!
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/nba/ general - pistol pete edition

News - nba.com
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AEW SPRING BREAKTHRU GAMETHREAD

MJF And Darby Allin Clash For The AEW World Championship!…
AEW Spring BreakThru live TONIGHT! from Angels of the Wind Arena in Everett, WA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>MJF (c) vs. Darby Allin for the AEW World Championship

>The Jet Kevin Knight (c) vs. Claudio Castagnoli for the TNT Championship
>Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Kamille for the TBS Championship
>Renee Paquette Live Interview With Jericho!
>And More!

39 Days Out From Double Or Nothing
137 Days Out From All In: London
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Is anyone here actually into real sports?
R: 7 / I: 1
Can you guys recommend me a JOI preferably with a Jewish or Latinx woman
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/pw/ is one of the least affected boards traffic wise. I guess that fat muslim cripple rovert who hates IYO and Roxy and is brown is buying passes and does 89% of the posting by himself.
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deni won a amazon prime chain for being the mvp of the game last night. he should send it to bibi.
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i like this channel
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>Open this fucking door singular AEW fan. I know you have people in your basement you are raping and forcing to watch collision to boost the ratings
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This is real, by the way
https://x.com/nicklopiccolo/status/2043886842622423223
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I got almost raped nigga fr
Ion like no black foids cheeks doe I only fw like 25% black at most
Condolences to Alan and Trevor Woodhouse
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fucking 4chan
>captcha taking forever
>won the called the left wing yuropoor tranny janny on /k/ a tranny award (why the fuck is there a tranny janny for /k/? trannies don't own guns)
>can't post because lol rangebanned
>can't validate a new fake email like I normally do for reasons
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>o algx
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Here.

Just thought this board could use this since it doesn't seem to have any.
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he looks dead on the inside :(
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This is a No Nigger Zone.
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Kiril was right. These mods stink. wtf is this ban for? “This person likes this wrestler” LOL!
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she died
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tranny janny banned me for discussing randy orton lmao
time to spam the board with gay scat
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I shall make you pay for what you've done

Perhaps you will see my post on the 'chan or soyjack party and feel disgusted and surprised. Then you seek to confront me. Or maybe you shall distance yourself completely and tell your acquaintances about this.
Then you graduate. I fade away, into obscurity.

in 8 years
Maybe you are having coitus(which I have had btw) with your husband, your college sweetheart or some nigga u met at work or something
Then you hear a knock at the door saying "it's the FBI"
It is in fact not the FBI. It's me.
Would you recognize me? I don't think you would. Why would someone like you even be aware of someone like me?

Humans are like plants. We reach out towards the sun. Without it, we turn in on ourselves. we consume our own flesh.

It's my turn. Don't you think it's fair? I have been waiting my turn for a very long time. Around 30 years. How Impressive I was, fasting, going hungry for all that time. Say I'm impressive.

I'm going to eat you. I'm going to cut you into pieces and consume your flesh. Don't be sad. We all have to go at some point. To say goodbye. It's just that if you get your hopes up, if you think that you'll live for longer than you actually will, then thats the bummer there. But that's not my fault. I realized that I was never given a chance to live very early on. But you didn't care about that, did you? It's ok. I would be foolish to expect you to.

For a large part of my life you have been a part of it, even though you didn't know of it. And even though you might feel disgusted at that, it means a lot to me. Now I am going to end your life, and I will be a part of your life as well.
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>ACK!
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=AVUS on the 'log==
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northeastern scotch irish foids

thoughts on them? are they good at sports? what sports to they tend to play? ought they be more heavily represented in professional wrestling?
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I'm Rhea Ripley AmA
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say something nice to rhea ripley GENERAL

aunty rhea…its not like i cant curse your husband if i really wanted to. but you would get depressed and sad and then you wont have fun in the ring, and we want to see you being happy, confident and having fun. thats why we watch wrestling.
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AIRICA DEMIA SIDES WITH KIRIL UWU

ummmmm airica demia appreciation general?
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From the perspective of a viewer of sports, steroids use is objectively good and entertaining. Governments banned it because they are SLF cucks who can't handle how awesome sports are when everyone is roided to the gills
R: 1 / I: 0
I raped ts guy way back when in '03
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FBI will NOT fuck with kiril

go ahead cuties…email me. tell me if there is a problem with harassing rhea ripley
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lemme shoot on rhea ripley

im not usually this mean to her but when she calls me a "fat russian" and thinks she is better than me..i need to remind her certain facts
- i custom made a complex compound for my father to repair his lung cells from smoking and negate all cancer risk. it works by feeding a rare bacteria in the colon that is dormant in most people.
- i made a recipe for curing ALL kidney problems and bladder stones in cats in the form of frozen broth cubes, removing most oxalates
- I made a recipe for 2 different compounds that repair the actual brain neural pathways damaged from years of stress and anger, a double stage extract
- Im working on a compound that can rejuvenate the optical nerves and improve eyesight.
- I have in my room (safely away from the cat) compounds so concentrated they can kill you…on touch. they can literally kill you…if they spilled on your hand. they break the skin barrier.
- not only can i concentrate things 80 times, I can also separate the plant resins and oils with egg whites, extracting a pure liquid compound.

If i was your husband I would have already made a compound ointment that would repair your muscles and tendons. And thats on top of the peptide injections i would be personally injecting in your damaged areas.

but im not your husband. you have buddy matthews looking dumb next to you…that cant cook an egg. and you think you are too good for me? you think im some "Fat russian"? Me..the published writer in psychology, writing a second book that bullied hailey lujan into remission and ruined the draft efforts for iran.

Well have fun in the hospital with your damaged back you dumb fucking bitch.
may it remind you anytime you shriek in pain that you would be healed from it if you were my wife..but oh wow im just some loser. have fun with your searing pain bitch…my wife is feeling fine.
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The /asp/ schizo will always be a gem and if you disagree you are le nigger
R: 1 / I: 0
GODsm-ack Presents:

https://youtu.be/__qWcJbGFlw?si=l36XQv7ry7x82EQe

[Verse 1]
>HIS LEGS ARE TIED
>HIS QUADS ARE BROKEN
>ALONE HE CRIES
>WITH PAIN UNSPOKEN

>SILENT CRY

>A BREATH IS FROZEN
>WITH BLINDED EYES
>SUPER SHREDDER

[chorus]
>IT'S BURNING DOWN
>IT'S BURNING HIGH
>THE ASSHOLE OF
>ONE KEVIN NASH

>WE'VE BURNED IT OUT

>A MILE WIDE
>IT'S NASH'S FAULT
>THAT TRISTAN DIED

[Verse 2]
>THROAT IS DRY
>HIS VISION'S FADING
>MONEY AND MILES
>AND RATS AWAITING

>TAKING TIME

>JUST ONE STEP FORWARD
>WON'T LOOSE MY MIND
>I'M HERE TO SAY (?)

[chorus]
>IT'S BURNING DOWN
>IT'S BURNING HIGH
>IT'S NASH'S FAULT
>THAT TRISTAN DIED

>HE 'AKS' US ALL

>"OH MY, OH WHY ?"
>WE'RE GOING TO
>DRAW FUCKING DIMES !

[Bridge]
>wooooo ooo oooah [draw fuckin' dimes]
>(music) … [fuckin' dimes]
>(music) … [fuckin' dimes]
>"Will You do somethin' about it, or just stand and bleed ?''

[Refrain]
>DRAW A DIME

[Chorus]
>IT'S BURNING DOWN
>IT'S BURNING HIGH
>IT'S NASH'S FAULT
>THAT WRESTLING DIED

>HE 'AKS' US ALL

>OH MY ? , OH WHY ?
>WE FINNA GAPE
>YOUR FUCKIN' ASS

[outro]
>WOOOOO OOO OOAH
>SCOTT HALL DIED

>WOOOOO OOO OOAH

>WRESTLING DIED.
R: 9 / I: 3
holy shit what is this board even about? all i see is some sperg whining about some snca foid, like what? who even is this and why is this guy acting like she browses the sharty and keeps calling her aunt
R: 4 / I: 0
Nigga what the fuck is this board just one autist talking about some Twitter sluts
>Aunty whatever her name is and the other one
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rhea ripley saves wrestlemania

>aunty rhea comes on stage with a cold one, visibly drunk
>cuts a pipebomb promo
>"you know what? FUCK N**S! i dated one when i was 18 and my vagina got dirty! now nobody wants to take me but cucky matthews! I gave you the best most fertile version of my self bogan….and what did i get? nobody wants to touch me after this but the creepiest of redditor simps! now i gotta watch my language while tessa blanchard gets more male fans saying N openly! I tell you fellow white girls…dont date n**S! dont let them sleep with you!"
>music plays, somebody else comes out
>"DIAMANTEEE"
>its tessa blanchard herself
>"you know what rhea? you think u can come out and say N** once and all of a sudden every white man is supposed to forgive you and start masturbating to you? You think you can stop being a fucking mudshark because you decided to be based at 30? I was saying N*** when you were sucking triple H's cock to be the favorite sweetheart! You will never be as based as me. Im having streetfights while you are larping lesbians with that chink iyo sky!"
>wrestlemania match is now a triple threat mein kampf match between rhea, jade and tessa blanchard. rhea and tessa have one hand tied behind their back to symbolize the lesser races holding us back.
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THE CHURCh OF RHEA RIPLEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XB6z7TRqeA
all…are welcome
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Thoughts
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HEY EW! with rhea ripley

hey rhea so glad yo can come on the show finally.
so lets start with some questions…
- how does it feel to be brutally rekt every night online watching the other girls liking kiril's jokes about you and you cant even say shit?
- do you aggressively masturbate and watch dirty porn to cope with feeling restrained and unfulfilled?
- do you reminiscent what cool things you would be doing if you werent wasting your time appearing on gabriel's live streams?
R: 0 / I: 0

everybody loves kiril

you see aunty rhea…my female fans are not morbidly obese monsters..they actually look decent!
R: 3 / I: 0

M by elegance agrees with kiril!

she knows shes hotter than you aunty rhea
she liked my comment mocking you!
R: 2 / I: 0

Soyteens in Professional sports

Do you think any soyteens are in professional sports? And if so who are they?
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warrior z ahh group
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kiril lifts as much as buddy matthews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBXZZ5EvSk
>lifts 50lbs
>also a writer
>also developing a cure for cat kidney problems
>also beloved by animals
>also female wrestlers repost me
>also a chemist/biologist/psychologist
>also more comments than buddy and gabriel get (with rheas help)
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AUNTY RHEA AL GAIB!

BUDDY MATTHEWS IS DOING STUPID TIKTOKS WITH GABRIEL PULLING HIS PANTS DOWN! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT AUNTY RHEA AL GAIB?
DO YOU THINK YOU BELONG WITH BUDDY MATTHEWS?
IT IS WRITTEN! YOU BELONG WITH US!
YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR HEART
AUNTY RHEA HADERACH!
YOU SHOULD BE WITH US
SEPARATING D-MANNOSE FROM OXALATES!
YOU ARE MEANT TO GO IN SPACE
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!
WE WILL COME TO TAKE YOU SOON
AS WRITTEN!
WE WILL TAKE THE AUNTY RHEA HADERACH BY FORCE!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SqG33tJK3eI
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both Roman Reigns and CM Punk failed to live up to expectations to justify their former status as the Night 2 main eventers for WM42.

now they just got bumped down to Night 1 while Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton take their rightful places as Night 2 main eventers for having the better well-crafted storyline and matches.
R: 3 / I: 0

kiril shoots on jewtube

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the difference between rhea ripley and me

aunty rhea… shes an inspiration to every 300 pounder woman in america! all women hooked on SSRIs dream to be like her, while choking on mcdonalds!
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FUCKING PATHETIC
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I mass reported the anti thread and it got deleted
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RHEA RIPLEY WHY?

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AUNTY RHEA GRAVE!

so…the city hall is kinda out of money, so they gonna have to pave a small portion of the graveyard and turn it into a parking. aunty rhea's grave just happens to be in that space, so we gonna remove the tomb stone and pour some asphalt…and cars are gonna be parking on top of her.

but shes still there…its very respectful…its just that we gonna let cars park on top of you.

and i think we can hook you with one of these holywood stars so people can still know this parking space is where rhea ripley is buried maybe they can leave you a tim tam
R: 7 / I: 0
keke all the cagematches threads were nuked. but trev, the fat crippled McJeet blew the janny and had they/them delete the IYO and ratings threads
R: 0 / I: 0
>Jobs to the tranny janny like a bitch
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AUNTY RHEA!

aunty rhea legitimate question. how does it feel knowing they know kiril on 4chan and /asp/ but they dont know who gabriel is?
you hang at his house for 24 hour streams trying to boost his twitch views…and he still gets 11 likes on his shorts. I have more actual fans than him after all your whoring showing your ass on his twitch streams.

KIRIL GOD IS OVER
gabriel has no aura
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AI trolls rhea ripley

AUNTY RHEA LISTEN UP
THE AI SAYS IT
MY EXTRACTS ARE FAR BETTER THAN ANY EXTRACTS MADE BY LICENSED DOCTORS AND PROFESSORS
I AM A PUBLISHED WRITER IN PSYCHOLOGY
249 PAGES BITCH https://books.apple.com/mt/book/psychological-transcendence/id6755438270
SAY MY NAME BITCH!
when is buddy matthew's book dropping?
when is he gonna invent a new extract?

you hang at gabriel's house trying to boost his twitch views
he gets 11 LiKES ON HIS SHORTS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
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the girls were excited to see rhea ripley at fanatics fest. Sure, they had already seen her once this year and it was expensive, but can you really put a price on meeting your hero? So, 500$ was a fair price for an unforgettable experience.
and unforgettable it was as the limousine carried rhea ripley in the back stopped right behind the girls on the street as they were waiting. the window was opened by a visibly drink rhea ripley throwing a tim-tam wrapper on the street, devout of all manners.
The words echoed "ughh I cant believe TKO is making me deal with these fat lesbians! at least i get to throw their gifts in the garbage later. dont these dumb bitches know im not really a lesbian and that i have a husband?"
a dozen fan-girls were now looking at rhea like they saw a ghost, tears streaming from their eyes, an awkward silence.
R: 1 / I: 1

which way white man?

also any of my fans are welcome on my discord
https://discord.gg/2U2vXMNX

only together can we take rhea ripley's tim tams!
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THE BITCH KNOWN AS RHEA RIPLEY

got my twitter suspended, after months of bitching and crying.
but she forgot about my mexican brother!
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>wheels constantly bitches about /pw/ dying
>wheels also constantly slides the board
I think between going off and then going on again wheels made like 60 shit threads, because I had a bunch hidden. none of them get any replies other than the
>that part
bump replies and he also has like 14-21 cage match threads for episodes of RAW from 2023. like holy shit has wheels made the entire fucking board outside of the generals unusable
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WERE COMING AUNTY RHEA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7efLtGrDF2s

WE GONNA TAKE YOU BITCH
YOU GONNA BE LIKE IN INVISIBLE MAN!
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>happy birthday, mark
>a wrestling ring cake
>that disgusted look in his eyes
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fuck you

this board shouldn’t exist down with sports board….
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TS THE BEST MUSIC

dj khaled
another one
I don't know if you could take it
Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked
I wanna be your baby, baby, baby
Spinning and it's wet just like it came from Maytag
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when this board was added and I read the name /asp/ I thought it would be about asperger's but its about niggerish sports instead
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nophono basketball
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nophono doesn't even fan caer abaldi thiss
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>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol
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>the jeet janny deleted the 2 cage match threads that looked bad for gayew but left all the rest up
very strange, the jeet janny must be having gay sex with the singular aew fan
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/mlb/ - Refugees again edition

News: mlb.com
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chills
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hogwheels and the indian janny are making blacked edit in a thread and jerking off together
why the fuck do yuropoors love blacked so much?
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/nfl/ general - 4chan is Down edition

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>same shitty music in 2026

this is why wrestling cant be popular. music genres come and go in 3 years. we dont want to keep hearing the same shit for 6-7 year my man, WTF
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is this a mets or reds board? the new mlb season is starting soon so we need to settle this now. im a mets guy. al shitters need not apply, we shall only pick a team from the based NL
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MADMOISELLE RIPLEY OPEN THE DOOR

THIS IS THE FRENCH POLICE! ITS INSPECTOR CLUSEAU!
WE KNOW YOU HAVE A PENIS OPEN UP
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR HAVING DICK CHEESE!
IT IS STINKYYY! STINKY LIKE ROCHEFORT FROM BURGUNDY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE A BAGUETTE
I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU UNDER ARREST IN MY RENAULT
OPEN UP YOU BIG PENIS HAVING BITCH
WE KNOW YOU ARE A MAN MONAMI!
WE KNOW YOU ARE BIOLOGICALLY MALE!
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OPEN THE DOOR WHITE BITCH

im a black vampire from the hood
ayo open the door white bithc
ive been to prison for 3 years
for sucking the blood of another white bitch
i dont even care if you have tattoo ink in your blood
we gonna get you when you go to sleep bitch
i can come into your dreams and shit
we gonna make you all uneasy to sleep n shit!
you gonna leave that fucking window open at night bitch
ima come in bat form! i can come in mist form through the AC bitch!
you better be snacking on some garlic tim-tams
we gonna take your life force away white bitch
ayo open up its oba femi! its trick williams open up whit ebitch!
its jevon! it carmello hayes open up whte ho!
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AYO RHEA RIPLEY

OPEN THE DOOR WHITE BITCH
IMA GET YOUR HINGES
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

what do the nigger kids say to the barber?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
rhea ripley at age 18
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP BRO!
MAKE ME GET BLACK HAIR AND TATTOOS
AND OZEMPIC MY ASS AND THIGHS UP BRO
MAKE SURE I HAVE ZER HIPS
IMA THROW ALL MY FANMAIL IN THE TRASH BRO
ILL MAKE NO GUY WANT TO MASTURBATE TO ME
THAT WILL SHOW THEM
AND MAKE MY TITS SMALL TOO!
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ought hayden "hypergamy" colefax return to higher education?

I feel very bad for her. obviously she couldn't handle the high pressure, cutthroat environment of that kind of school. and, her being a WOC, i'm sure she faced even more challenges. I almost tear up when I imagine what she had to go through every day.

I wish she hadn't made that choice to sell her body to perverts online. she seems misguided and I think she would benefit from having a kind, understanding, down to earth man to take care of her. someone who doesn't care about her past and doesn't judge her for who she was in the past. someone who is willing to start over and build a new life with her.

do you agree?
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would a disabled nigga gimmick get over
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if you look at everybody in this picture, at one point in time, they all had an issue with Cody Rhodes.
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this makes rhea ripley meltdown

my first royalty check for my book selling.
amazing, isnt it aunty rhea?
i am now a published psychology writer..and people are buying and reading my book
and your husband plays fortnite
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KWARB
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RHEA RIPLEY IS AN APEX HUMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASBy5CIGsM
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holy shit the seattle supersonics are coming back
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>literally me hanging out here with you guys

you could say im "Greasing" the wheels on your chair.
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Rovert is a fucking crybaby for calling the cops on the OP of that post on 4PW. Fuck Rovert for getting his name on the list of forbidden words, he had me arrested and thrown in prison for 3 days, just for the simple crime of saying his name on 4PW.

Anyway, the OP of that now deleted post on 4PW wasn't me btw. I took a sample pic to show that Rovert called the police on the OP of that 4PW post, even without saying his name, zero mention of Rovert in that thread.
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>fuck the tampa bay lighting
>panthers better
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too little too late you jeet ass shitskin
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/asp/ has gone insane.

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i will kidnap rhea ripley

that fucking bitch…the FBI is not gonna stop me
because I am dante reyes, a fast X villain!

im gonna take you to a place where tim tams dont grow bitch! Ima feed you lentils and potatoes!
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/asp/ stands for aspie, right?
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RAW sucks so much they switched to PAUL BLART 2

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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Reminder, the Roxy/IYO hater is a proven jeet
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What are your thoughts on Juggalo Championship Wrestling

I know, this is somewhat random here but considering that 4Chan is currently down for now, what are your thoughts on the Insane Clown Posse's promotion?
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ME PEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
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0 skill cheating nigger
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you big leauging me bro?
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ts my ai foid whom I punish every day for being hypergmous
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rovert or iyotranny who goes over
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The IYOanti is making thread about how much he loves black dick again
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Hogantranny is seething at the >>20000000 get thread lmao
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I love bragging about my sweetheart. She is so cute and she makes me happy all the time. Is it a result of jewish propaganda?
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out of Triple H's newest Four Horsewomen favorites, Liv Morgan is actually more deserving of her accolades than Rhea, Iyo and Chelsea.

Liv didn't get jack shit until Triple H took over, that's why she counts as one of Triple H's favorite women wrestlers.
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snca board
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janjans can you permaban me specifically from this dnb board just so i can have a user was banned for this post
also make sure to change the 〈USER WAS BANED FOR THIS POST〉 into some random shit
>Flood detected, post discarded.
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IYOFAG HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU BLOW THE JANNIES LMAOOOO
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all of the anti threads were slid and the singular IYO hating jeet can't do shit about it.
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time to cleanse the palate for today and bring you folks some real sports instead of the same ol' shit that ain't ever gonna change.

I'm playing a full season of SimLeague Hockey (NHL) on WhatIfSports for the first time, and decided to use a lineup of the Edmonton Oilers from NHL Hockey '92 (only on the Sega Genesis) by Electronic Arts.

this Edmonton Oilers lineup will be composed of:
> Line 1: Mark Messier (C), Esa Tikkanen (LW), Joe Murphy (RW)
> Line 2: Ken Linseman (C), Petr Klima (RW/LW), Glenn Anderson (RW)
> Line 3: Craig MacTavish (C), Craig Simpson (LW), Kelly Buchberger (RW)
> Line 4: Adam Graves (C), Martin Gelinas (LW), Dave Brown (RW)
> Defense Pair 1: Steve Smith (LD), Charlie Huddy (RD)
> Defense Pair 2: Geoff Smith (LD), Chris Joseph (RD)
> Defense Pair 3: Kevin Lowe (LD), Jeff Beukeboom (RD)
> Goalies: Bill Ranford (starter), Grant Fuhr (backup)
> Extras/Healthy Scratch (Press Box): Anatoli Semenov (C), Norm Maciver (D), Craig Muni (D)

> PP Line 1: Mark Messier (C), Craig Simpson (LW), Glenn Anderson (RW)

> PP Line 2: Craig MacTavish (C), Martin Gelinas (LW), Joe Murphy (RW)
> PP Pair 1: Steve Smith (LD), Charlie Huddy (RD)
> PP Pair 2: Chris Joseph (LD), Kevin Lowe (RD)

> SH Line 1: Petr Klima (Left Forward), Craig MacTavish (Right Forward)

> SH Line 2: Adam Graves (Left Forward), Ken Linseman (Right Forward)
> 4-on-4 OT [Overtime] Line: Mark Messier (Left Forward), Esa Tikkanen (Right Forward)

in other words, i'm gonna get this very last Edmonton Oilers team from their 1980s championship dynasty days one last run at championship glory. because after the 1991 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Edmonton gradually gave away all their key players except for Buchberger.
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hile hitler
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They made the dynamite thread in the early afternoon, and skipped game thread 2 to inflate numbers :/
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which body part of hayden coal hole would you eat first

As I am only callous-unemotional instead of sociopathic or psychopathic im sure I would feel aversion and not be able to go through with it

But imagine that she has already been euthanized and one comes into possession of her frozen body

I would kiss her and sleep with her first

I would only eat her arms legs and buttocks I dont think I would be able to eat something that looks like a human unless of course it was first processed
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can't tell if janny range banned me from /pw/ or if it's the new jewish captcha thing, but I fixed it, not that I was ever banned, I could still phone post
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people are literally turning the channel as soon as dynamite comes on because of this trash. moxley fucking SUCKS. his group SUCKS. his wife SUCKS.
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would this be a good theme song for a new HBK character?
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Thoughts on the Eagles vs Packers game last night?
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Brown ass cripple hogwheels janny keeps banning me for telling rovert to fuck off. good thing it takes like 30 seconds to ban evade. I guess I just gotta phone post when I call that cripple irish piece of shit a shitskin so his fat pedo janny friend can't ban me since it ban evading on a phone is trivial
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Thoughts
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parp
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Your /asp/ wrestler of the day is Rikishi. Use this thread for all Rikishi discussion.

What are your favorite matches of his?
Favorite promos?
What are your favorite Rikishi moves?
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holy YUM
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the shartcord was never good

the rikishi spam is an improvement
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big butt
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BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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broop
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Ponder the aroma
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WOW
LOOK AT THAT ASS
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imagine the smell
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just sharted and farted all over your imageboard
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smell it

smell it
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stinkface general
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big raisinS
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What's this board about?
.
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this board is more intresting than /qa/ and /soy/
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DoD ruined 4chan and /pw/

by requiring 5 captchas to post 1 post (just an attempt, if you get the captcha wrong you need to solve 5 captchas again) they essentially drove 99% of human posters away.

right now everything you see on 4chan is the mods, their 2-3 friends and bots, making fake replies, pretending to talk about monday night raw…like "humans do".

4chan is operated from eglin AFB and other places, it was exposed years ago. but funny thing - when you make everyone go away into private encrypted chats, you can no longer control the narrative or effectively spy on everyone. you cant spam BBC porn or call us "losers".

and its not like ur gonna catch me "making a bomb" or something. not contributing to the system is way more damaging. i just have to…not keep my money in the bank.

driving people off 4chan was the worst mistake they ever made
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Mods are desperately discussing raw to give off the impression that the board isn't actually dead asf
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trouble is...

sometimes there really are monsters under the bed
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AUNTY RHEA LISTEN UP U BITCH

im tired of your bling bling teeth
wearing grills like a rapper
what are you hippity hop?
im tired of your NIGGER emulation!
im tired of you being a BITCH to your fans
im tired of you trying to shove gabriel down our throats
im tired of your taxidermy try hard hobby abusing animals
we all know your fake, and your whole life's fake
when is the last time you did something you wanted to do?
when is the last time you were truly happy?
im tired of buddy matthews abusing you with mcdonalds
seeing you become bloated and sick from the chemicals
in the fucking fries
oh so M by elegance and abadon can respond to me
but ur too much of a stuck up bitch
aria bennett, a beautiful black woman gives me a compliment
but ur too much of a stuck up aussie bitch?
stuffing your face with cold one and tim tams
in your million dollar mansion, throwing fan mail in the garbage
oh "it might be a bomb, what if someone sends me c4?"
you mentally ill bowling ball shouldered cunt!
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RHEA RIPLEY THROWS UR FANMAIL IN THE TRASH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbqPwrG12RQ
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I can't believe this is a black woman
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🤣🤣
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HEY RIKISHI SPAMMER

the name's kiril….and i like your style kid.
i see the potential in you. you know i was never against your rikishi spam, it brings more diversity and flavor to my aunty rhea posting….you are the moon to my sun.

so what say we….JOIN FORCES…against that bitch rhea ripley! you know ive already joined forces with the coalfax spammer…and now….you can join us. i dont wanna brag but im quite famous… 4chan knows me. soyjak /asp/ knows me. everybody knows who kiril is. tessa blanchard even replied to me. together….nothing stops us from dragging that bitch rhea ripley like in home alone to some scooby doo van. we gonna scare her so much shes gonna start eating again…
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rikishi ass board
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We own this board
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BRAAAAAAAP
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How many action figures could you fit in here?
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sploosh
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We love Rikishi's ass!
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BRRAP BRRAP BRAP BRAP
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poop

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ya gonna cry?

We own the sharty
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.
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finna
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Your favourite wrestling body?

Mine is Rikishi (circa '00)

Rikishi's physique in the early 00's was very impressive. He has a natural Samoan metabolism and his well rounded mid section and breasts really complimented this. Great cellulite and an ample ass that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved was the coating of sweat on his buttocks. It really complimented his 'Phat Man' gimmick. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare at his 'I did it for the Rock' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his bulbous body and 'stink face' ass. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The glow of his exposed phat ass never ceases to excite me. Rikishi will forever be my 'bad man'.
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poop
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Based or cringe?
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oh baby
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brap
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can someone do something about the rikishi spam?
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Rikishi ass

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brrrrrraaaaa braaap BRAAAAP
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The crowd is in a frenzy of cheers as Big Show stands proudly in the ring after his previous victory. Big Show soaks in the crowd for a few minutes before making his way out of the ring. Two men are sitting at the announcer table.

James (Commentator 1): "There you have it ladies and gentleman. After a long and tough battle Big Show was able to overcome John Cena."

Crowd continues cheering as Big Show heads backstage.

James: "Now it's time for our next match of the evening. It's going to be Singles Match between Rikishi & some newcomer known as DreNation."

Steven (Commentator 2): "I feel bad for the newbie. First match here and he's put in the ring against Rikishi. Poor sucker isn't going to have a chance against the big man.

James: "Give the guy a chance you never know what kind of hidden talent these newbies have. Who knows he might be a crowd favorite."

Steven: "Or he'll just be another stinkface victim. Either way it's bound to be a good squash match….I mean debut match."

James rolls his eyes and turns toward the entrance ramp.

Steven: "Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the our next match of the evening. Introducing the first competitor, weighing in at 435 lbs, Rikishi!"

Light's appear on the stanges as Rikishi's Titanton appears across the screen. Rikishi makes his way out to the arena to be greet with cheers from the whole arena. He casually makes his way down to the ring with his usual attire of a giant black thong and black boots. Rikishi slides into the ring slaps his ass a few times and waits for his opponent.

James: "Now it's time to introduce our new member. Standing at Six feet tall and weighing two hundred and tweve pounds. DreNation."

The crowd says quiet as a large man makes his way from the backstage area. A tall african america man stands at the entrance ramp. His attire consists of a pair of yellow trunks which hug his huge ass tightly. A slight gut spills over the front. DreNation also wears a pair of black boots similar to Rikishi. He doesn't hesitate as he makes his way down the ring and slides right in. Drenation walks to the center of the ring and stands face to face with Rikishi.

James: "Seeing these two brutes standing face to face i'm unsure who will come out on top. I'm sure this will be a good match."

The Referee signals for the bell.

Both men lock up with each other testing out which of the two are stronger, to no avail it appears there strength is similar to one another.

Rikishi takes the opportunity to kick DreNation in the gut, causing him to release his grip.

Rikishi begins to continuously punch DreNation's face.

DreNation doesn't appear to even fight back as Rikishi dishes out his blows.

Rikishi steps back for a moment and superkicks DreNation causing him to fall onto the floor.

Rikishi smiles at his momentum.

Rikishi: "Wow you went down much faster than I thought you would. I thought a man of your size would be at least some sort of challenge. But that was just pathetic.”

DreNation shows no emotion as he rises back to his feet unscathed. He stares down Rikishi. Rikishi stares in awe.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to take me down tubby."

Rikishi charges at DreNation, turns himself around and slams his ass against DreNation's chest causing him to stumble back a bit.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to knock me down."

Rikishi goes for another punch but DreNation dodges the blow.

DreNation grabs onto Rikishi's shoulders and knees Rikishi in his gut. Rikishi bends over from the pain.

DreNation grabs Rikishi by the throat, lifts him into the air and chokeslams him down into the mat. Rikishi winces from the pain.

Using the atvantage DreNation begins to stomp at Rikishi's midsection. DreNation runs against the aapron, rebound back toward Rikishi, jumps into the air.

Rikishi rolls out of the way just in time to avoid the Leg Drop.

Rikishi runs over and kicks DreNation to the ground.

DreNation lays directly on his back facing the ceiling.

Rikishi stands over DreNation and drops his massive ass onto DreNation's chest causing him to gasp for air.

Steven: "He's going for the pin"

The referee begins counting.

….1….

James: "Might be too early for a pin.

DreNation quickly pushes Rikishi off of him.

As DreNation stands back on his feet he is caught off guard as Rikishi delivers a superkick once more. DreNation stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle.

Rikishi smiles at his victim's position. Rikishi slaps his ass a few times before charging at DreNation and slamming it against DreNation's chest. DreNation falls into a sitting position.

Rikishi: "You don't look so tough sitting in the corner now."

Rikishi turns himself around and places his ass a few inches away from DreNation's face.

DreNation isn't completely unconscious and has time to deliver a swift low blow avoiding a stinkface.

Rikishi stumbles foward grabbing hold of hi
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rikishi ass thread
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>Sports, and also fitness
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itt

foids who went missing in the big '25
her hair and teeth finna be found years later doe
she got made into delicious phở doe
PSD do be renowned for its delicious Vietnamese cuisine innit
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/pug/ - Push-Up Colonization Thread

what does /asp/ think of pushup competitions?
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>YO YO YO NIGGA CUT MAH MUSIC

wtf is kenny a wigger now?
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nigga
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im glad this fucking piece of shit is dead
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please rape dana white
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How did they let this nigga play for 20 years????
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everyone shits on wrestling fans, but at least we're not begging for links for anything.. they have chat rooms too, go in there and harass them
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POV

pov you re a fetus in the bathroom after I finna beat my oneitis with a belt and she miscarried
SAD!
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thoughts?
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Talk

right suppose this
if me oneitis find out about all this
posting her on 4chan an media and all
suppose what shed say
reckon shed be pleased or mad
>gosh some lad he fancy me so much he done all this about me
>he must be mighty lonely sitting home writing all the time
>proper sweetheart way he talks i shall find out more about him an who knows we should really hit it off
or of course she should be taken aback
disgusted
>gee whats this creep sayin all this bout me online should I need to call police or something
>wha horrid loser I say really got none better than sitting home thinking bout me touching hisself
reckon its bout a 50 50 chance
I am quite handsome and broad I should say
though me demeanor and habits don't do very much for me
I know how she is very kind very humble
so im sure she would understand
what you think
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who is actually better between these two 1980s Edmonton Oilers megastars?
Wayne Gretzky or Mark Messier
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Why do cissoids try to pretend this isn't the tranny board?

this place was literally created to be a containment board for trap content and chasers
the only reason anyone even knows about it is because of trannies making it what it is
what goes on in the cissoid mind that causes them to say hey those trannies are trying to have their own community? i don't fucking think so
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i watched this video last night and it actually quite bothered me. the fact that cornette is reading out the email russo wrote, and in a mocking tone reading what russo wrote, and there i was, agreeing with the man completely. i got mad at cornette and vince on this video. enjoy.
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brrrrrrraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
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/FIT/ general

Making this thread because it doesn't look like there's no existing thread for this topic.

Use the post for questions that don't deserve their own thread.
Feeling /fit/ buddeh?
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Everyone realizes that they can just not watch the superb owl period right? Like that's an option? I mean exactly how many patriots and seahawks fans that aren't just seahawks fans because they're playing the pats are there?
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TESSA BLANCHARD is defending aunty rhea

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AEW collision review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou8QgwFxWqk&t=1s
leave me a comment to say fuck you to jewtube
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DON CALLIS HERE

im booking KIRIL to take care of buddy matthews when he returns. watch your small ass rhea
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how valuable was Esa Tikkanen?
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RHEA RIPLEY!

wherever youre taking a shit, about to eat food or watching a movie, its my job to check your stool, check if buddy burned the eggs and give you movie trivia!

just think of me as an engel thats always there to speak with a megaphone.
you already let windows 11 spy on you because youre a dumb bitch, so whats your problem with me using a laser mic on you? at least i care!
you know windows is spied on by some pajeets right?
well im your white fan…so its ok when i listen to you
and any time you snore sleeping…i will be there to hear it.
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HEY RHEA RIPLEY

ITs 6AA, better get your ass up and driving to gabriel, to suck his fucking cock, because thats all youre good for. support. the support class from league of legends. one very supportive aunty that will suck your cock, make you a warm meal, help with the views. and even if you never make it, you will always be famous to her. isnt that right you dingo dongo CUNT
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exercise thread because I cannot maintain a constant routine
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KIRIL LIVES ONCE MORE

the fucking nigger "new wrestling world order" tried to copyright and community strike me.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GzwH8W00Jyzn
this is the video of him chimping out. i submitted a counter claim so he cant do shit (: no money for lawyer nigger.

while my strike expires in a week you can watch my videos on bitchute or my 2nd channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECd1Sfa9y2k
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how did that one homo get banned from /pw/? literally half the board is straight up ultimate warrior no selling bans. like you can watch a post get deleted and the fag replies to you like nothing happened.
me included. I no sold like 6 bans today and ban evade all the time because fuck rovert and fuck yurop.
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rhea ripley getting blown

sometimes i imagine rhea ripley tied up in some warehouse, just like in the dark knight. Barrels around her. ANFO…AMMOL…the type of shit they use for mining and quarries. Maybe throw in some military grade CLAYMOREs with a 50 meter lethal radius. In case she unties herself and tries escaping. One wrong step and you get STEEL BALLS to the face 1,200m/s courtesy of UNCLE SAM!

And put her in a nice wool shirt. If she tries rubbing against the rope it just generates static, well enough to set the detonators in the barrels. And then i give 2 addresses to buddy matthews. one address leads to where aunty rhea is tied up. the other address…has some fortnite bux. and then aunty rhea blows up, just explodes
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Do any soy teens do Wrestling?
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how to fix rear delts

my rear delts are really shit.
how can i fix them?
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why is /aspie/ just full of wrestlegoyim shit complaining about 4cuck jannies?
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KVRVL GOD WON

KVRVL-GOD DEFEATS YOUTUBE! I'm organizing, numbering all my philosophical life-advice morning podcast videos (anything that isnt straight up wrestling, memes or workouts) and converting them to OPUS audio podcast files. It will be uploaded on torrents, bitchute and other podcast places all for FREE.

You will have permanent access to like 400+ hours of my philosophical redpill rants. Youtube CANNOT deleted my anymore. Even if they do… the OPUS backups of my podcast take probably like 3gb on my PC. I can reupload them on a new channel. And I still have all other websites and torrents.

NEVER AGAIN shall youtube delete and erase my work. NEVER AGAIN shall youtube try to make people forget about me. KVRVL-GOD's wisdom is now… eternal. And nobody can delete it. Nobody can stop you listening to my redpills. Like a virus… like agent smith I have spread and infected the internet. My work is…VERBATIM!

Let that be a lesson. Youtube can only delete you… if you forget to backup your life's work. Now they cant do shit.

and rhea ripley? this is what i will do to her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTMuGNLG5Bo
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The Iyofag and the mods are part of the same discord
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what the fuck charlotte?
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>trump nominates kevin nash as next fed chair

thoughts?
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nigga banned me for 30 days for posting bout ishowsneed lmao

nigga thought I was the transgender iyo shiray fan lmao
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Royal Rumble insider knowledge
1: Cody Rhodes (Eliminated by Fatu) (Final 3)
2. Roman Reigns (Eliminated by Fatu) (Final 4)
3. Shinsuke Nakamura
4. Dragon Lee
5. Joe Hendry
6. Oba Femi
7. The Miz
8. Kit Wilson
9. Matt Cardona
10. Brock Lesnar
11. Dom Mysterio
12. Solo Sikoa
13. Bronson Reed
14. Austin Theory
15. Jey Uso
16. Randy Orton
17. Illja Dragunov
18. Carmelo Hayes
19. Damien Priest
20. Logan Paul
21. Rey Mysterio
22. Ricky Saints
23. Bron Breakker (Winner)
24. Trick Williams
25. Penta
26. Jevon Evans
27. Gunther
28. Jeff Hardy
29. Jacob Fatu (Runner-Up)
30. Chris Jericho

Finish: Gunther Eliminates Brock, Femi (who is dominant for much of the match) takes out Gunther, and Brock attacks Gunther on the outside leading to a minor brawl, the other 4 remaining in the ring are Jericho,Roman,Cody,Fatu,and Breakker, they manage to team up and take out Femi, Breakker then tossses out Jericho soon after leaving 4, Roman hits Breakker with a spear in the middle of the ring and then attacks Cody, almost eliminating him him, but both go over the top rope and fight on the apron, Fatu Superkicks Roman, and Shoulder Bumps Cody out of the ring, eliminating both of them, it is then Breakker vs Fatu as the final 2 in the ring, Fatu goes for a DDT, but Breakker powers out and irish whips Fatu on the ropes, Fatu manages to stop himself, he goes for a Superkick on Breakker but it misses and Breakker hits a Spear in the middle of the ringand throws Fatu over the top rope while hes trying to get up from the Spear to win the match
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lmao at all you brown ass shit skin jeets simping for a shitskin jeet leaf male in like 10 threads on /pw/. you must be browner than he is and you must really want to suck his cock, ya shoot shitskin tranny
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i would like to apologize to rhea ripley

according to the new rules…i cannot advocate or push people to suicide. the last thing i want is for aunty rhea to jump through her ground floor window trying to kill herself but falling on the grass. that would not be hilarious at all.
i cannot bare think about if she tried to hang herself on a ceiling fan and the fan detached and she fell on the ground because she ate too many timtams.
so i must apologize..for the behavior of my passions.i will proceed with talking about taking the aunty rhea away only if she is in good mental condition. if she is sad i wont kidnap her. I want to take aunty rhea happy away.
if i saw her holding a gun to her head i would be like NO DONT DO IT! THINK OF YOUR BIG SHOULDERS! THINK OF THE 0 PEOPLE WHO WOULD ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL! AUNTY RHEA IF YOU OFF YOURSELF NOW..YOU WILL DIE WITH MANY REGRETS! YOU DONT WANNA DIE NOW, DO YA?
so i want to say to her - aunty rhea..even though you are 30 now and your best years are behind you, and its all downhill from here and youre gonna end up like charllote flair…tits up. if you gonna jump at least do like a cool 360 flip on camera.
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I'm doing squats and I want to know if 20kg dumbbell squats is enough as a beginner or if I should just spend the money and go to a gym. I am built like a twig btw, I'm 57 kg at 5'11 or 180 cm
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>IM TELLIN U MAYUM THAT GOAL WAS FUGGEN IN MAYUM ITS DA FUGGEN JARDEES FAULT WHY VIDEO REPLY DIDNT EXIST IN 2004 FUGGEN JARDEE
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Feraljak plays sports
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THE BITCH HAS FROZEN

waiting for buddy matthews to come pick her up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2u7X0hw9r0
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THE BITCH OF THE HIGH SEAS

AAARG! The B1TCH of the seas Auny Rhea hates me! No one delivers tim-tams to her harbor and she hasnt felt the buccaneer's touch in ages! Her vajin is like a dried oak barrel that has not seen a drop of rum! I'm also the author of "Psychological Transcendence" and I talk about psychology, philosophy, Zen buddhism and ze troubles of life!
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CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

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rhea's pee pee has frozen

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Hey chud, just a reminder that if one man can hold you down two can 'ape you
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money buys u those good attorneys HAHAHAHAHAHA ;)
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jim rome is pretty bizased. i recommend his channel on youtube
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Stop posting shit on Twitter you fat faggot. Buy a pass instead of stalking /pw/. Fatty keeps looking at images posted on a thread and then spams them on Twitter
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"lemme post on 4chan /pw"

oh look its the IQ test. i got 1 hour!
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rhea ripley's house address

can anybody give me rhea ripleys house address?
im her long lost brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzYvCbXUVDY
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AUNTY RHEA GENERAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFO8V7CBGxw
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Do you support his quest against toxic masculinity?
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oh shiiiii-
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is this the first gimmick to ever be completely created by artificial intelligence?
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aunty rhea kidnapping general

we finna kidnap this bitch im telling ya
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if mike macdonald head coach of seahawks ever gets cancer i would laugh hard Lol
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subhuman foids thread

only biological foids pls
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messi
R: 1 / I: 1
World Cup year o algo
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AFTV getting baited for 4 minutes and 20 seconds straight
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I'm finna take a nap then post my screenplay on here tomorrow
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KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER HEAT OF NINETEEN NINETY TWO
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4chan /pw/ h3brews range-banned all of b8lgaria because of me. Like they couldn't handle me making jokes about rhea ripley. They kept banning me for 3 days…than for 30 days… I had like 50 IPs changing every day and they just couldn't handle me coming every day to make my rhea ripley joke thread. some mentally ill tr00n decided he would wage total war and ban half of europe to stop me. now /pw/ is dead because of these mentally ill tr00n janneis. Come to soyjak party /asp/ and be a happy man! we can say the N word and whatever we want!

fuck you, you jewish fucks. I have like 50 throwaway emails. ill bypass by verifying some shitty email and you can go fuck yourselves. I will post..and you will clean it up daily FAGGOT
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>effortlessly causes the Nash spammers to rage ans seethe like the bitches they are

Looks like woflie wins AGAIn
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tna on amc

james says it was bad.
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can someone explain to me why people like will ospreay?

>every match is 40 minutes

>its mostly flips
>bruv

like hes a very agile and athletic guy, but other than the hidden blade he really isnt all that
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had my wisdom tooth taken out

and im just sitting here brooding, cant help but realize somehow, it's aunty rhea's fault. shes a millionaire… swimming in her mansion, living life..while im here in pain…forced to eat scrambled eggs and caviar, careful not to dislodge my blood clot. thank the gods the supinated chin ups really heal my elbow tendonitis, they actually work.

but aunty rhea… that bitch… she needs to pay for my suffering. ima send her my wisdom tooth fragments and the bloodied gause in the mail. anyone know her address?

oh, and her dogs? dont worry! animals love me. I come to chill near an old factory, theres a german shepherd that comes to chill at the fence, ive earned his trust.
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Tennis

Hello my fellow sports enthusiasts, what is your opinion on Serena Williams?
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this is literally alexa bliss gimmick
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so this is how democracy dies

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/foid/ thread
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hey guys lets talk about sports, i like football
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QRD on her?

who is she and what's her gimmick?
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/HOC/ GENERAL THREAD

Anything ice hockey related goes here, nhl, khl, echl, so on
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QRD on her?

what happened and why is she disabled?
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Jr is gonna die soon
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thoughts on ts gimmick?
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my name is aunty rhea al gaib

from the house of atreidis. we rule the tim tam mines on arakis. my stupid crippled husband buddy matthews al gaib cannot satisfy me. because of the spice his penis does not work. All day i am surrounded by the sands of the australian desert overseeing the tim tam extractors. There is not a cold one in sight. they are making me wear a stupid suit that makes me drink my own pee dude! and if i dont wear the suit the stupid sun is gonna kill me dude!
the bene gesserit say harkonnen kidnappers are coming to kidnapp me. all this worry has made me anorexic, my tits and ass have withered.
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favorite F1 team?
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Kiril they banned my country from /soy/do something funny to entertain me
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kiril do you have some sort of burning love for rhea ripley i want to ship the two of you
also dont delete thanx jannie
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>Green Bay Packers
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

/asp/

Welcome to /asp/ - All Sports, this is a board for discussing any and call sports!
Feel free to discusing racing, wrassling, MMA, STIHL TIMBERSPORTS®, hockey, tennis, racing.
Please contain discussion about players inside the proper thread.
If there is a very important event for your sport, post about it needing a sticky and it shall be so.
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/joshi/ general

Joshi is Japanese women's wrestling. A form of puroresu, it focuses more on in-ring action than one might typically find in WWE while embracing different forms of storytelling and character work.

Since the last joshi thread was removed, we'll set some rules. Only post wrestlers over 18. Matches and shows are welcome. Images, clips, and gifs are welcome but let's try to keep it clean and avoid gravure.

Note to mods: There are people in the community who are going to try to report this because joshi threads make them seethe because they can't stand women's wrestling. But this is very much on topic and we will do our best to keep to the rules of this site. We tend to be well behaved.