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time to cleanse the palate for today and bring you folks some real sports instead of the same ol' shit that ain't ever gonna change.

I'm playing a full season of SimLeague Hockey (NHL) on WhatIfSports for the first time, and decided to use a lineup of the Edmonton Oilers from NHL Hockey '92 (only on the Sega Genesis) by Electronic Arts.

this Edmonton Oilers lineup will be composed of:
> Line 1: Mark Messier (C), Esa Tikkanen (LW), Joe Murphy (RW)
> Line 2: Ken Linseman (C), Petr Klima (RW/LW), Glenn Anderson (RW)
> Line 3: Craig MacTavish (C), Craig Simpson (LW), Kelly Buchberger (RW)
> Line 4: Adam Graves (C), Martin Gelinas (LW), Dave Brown (RW)
> Defense Pair 1: Steve Smith (LD), Charlie Huddy (RD)
> Defense Pair 2: Geoff Smith (LD), Chris Joseph (RD)
> Defense Pair 3: Kevin Lowe (LD), Jeff Beukeboom (RD)
> Goalies: Bill Ranford (starter), Grant Fuhr (backup)
> Extras/Healthy Scratch (Press Box): Anatoli Semenov (C), Norm Maciver (D), Craig Muni (D)

> PP Line 1: Mark Messier (C), Craig Simpson (LW), Glenn Anderson (RW)

> PP Line 2: Craig MacTavish (C), Martin Gelinas (LW), Joe Murphy (RW)
> PP Pair 1: Steve Smith (LD), Charlie Huddy (RD)
> PP Pair 2: Chris Joseph (LD), Kevin Lowe (RD)

> SH Line 1: Petr Klima (Left Forward), Craig MacTavish (Right Forward)

> SH Line 2: Adam Graves (Left Forward), Ken Linseman (Right Forward)
> 4-on-4 OT [Overtime] Line: Mark Messier (Left Forward), Esa Tikkanen (Right Forward)

in other words, i'm gonna get this very last Edmonton Oilers team from their 1980s championship dynasty days one last run at championship glory. because after the 1991 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Edmonton gradually gave away all their key players except for Buchberger.
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Kiril was right. These mods stink. wtf is this ban for? “This person likes this wrestler” LOL!
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Favorite entrance themes?
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DEAR RHEA FAN GIRLA

some morbidly obese bitch saw my X account and decided to report it again. from now on im telling them to kill themselves every day.
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"let me post on 4chan /pw/"

congratulations…you killed your own board. now its bot threads and an echo chamber for the mods and jannies.
whats the next step of your master plan?
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Jr is gonna die soon
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im 3 days im fna start spamming ts foid on pw again
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dead nigger baby of a board just shut it down
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FUCK 4CHAN!

i can't take this shit anymore man. im not solving MULTIPLE dice captchas and counting stars for a simple aunty rhea joke.

im not gonna give traffic to jewish faggots with botted threads. i can post my jokes on youtube and twitter..nobody deletes them. there are actual jewish faggots monitoring 24/7 like their job to delete..jokes about rhea ripley. while they spam botted threads.

no seriously fuck 4chan, i cant take this shit man. im not doing dice IQ tests to crack some jokes at night.
ill take my jokes elsewhere. let their site die.

stop giving traffic to jewish faggots doing humiliation rituals on you.
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testing webms and earrape audios
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are we happy 4chan jannies?

ever since i stopped posting for 3 days giving you traffic, your traffic is down, your rhea ripley threads cant even get replies and your botted threads are super visible.

are you happy finally making me give up on posting?
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im trans btw

Alright Alright kiril I give you 3 minutes to entertain me, but you better make them count
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Let's have a conversation about black wrestlers. Am I the only one who just can't stand the long dread lock/braids? They look like shemales
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Anti-smark related podcast
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millennial women have found a way to ruin the best wrestling match ever produced.
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>Triple h
<Paul Levesque
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RHEA RIPLEY IS GONNA ZE GED IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elwDv7a1rnQ
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Good morning /asp/ies!

I'm creating a soydoom level portion about (((your))) board, I wanted to ask (((you))) what you want to see in it?

What about your board's kulcher would you like to see represented o ælgœ ya kuch aurr?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR from kiril

then…..now….forever…together
wolves eating aunty rhea in hell (where there are no tim tams)
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You guys like sports huh?
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mustard do something you faggot

do something about the spam you paperloving nigger
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Yikes.
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oh baby
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.
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sploosh
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How many action figures could you fit in here?
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Your favourite wrestling body?

Mine is Rikishi (circa '00)

Rikishi's physique in the early 00's was very impressive. He has a natural Samoan metabolism and his well rounded mid section and breasts really complimented this. Great cellulite and an ample ass that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved was the coating of sweat on his buttocks. It really complimented his 'Phat Man' gimmick. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare at his 'I did it for the Rock' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his bulbous body and 'stink face' ass. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The glow of his exposed phat ass never ceases to excite me. Rikishi will forever be my 'bad man'.
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brap
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rikishi ass thread
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holy YUM
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We love Rikishi's ass!
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Based or cringe?
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BRAAAAAAAP
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poop

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ya gonna cry?

We own the sharty
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brrrrrrraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
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big raisinS
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Rikishi ass

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BRRAP BRRAP BRAP BRAP
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finna
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Ponder the aroma
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The crowd is in a frenzy of cheers as Big Show stands proudly in the ring after his previous victory. Big Show soaks in the crowd for a few minutes before making his way out of the ring. Two men are sitting at the announcer table.

James (Commentator 1): "There you have it ladies and gentleman. After a long and tough battle Big Show was able to overcome John Cena."

Crowd continues cheering as Big Show heads backstage.

James: "Now it's time for our next match of the evening. It's going to be Singles Match between Rikishi & some newcomer known as DreNation."

Steven (Commentator 2): "I feel bad for the newbie. First match here and he's put in the ring against Rikishi. Poor sucker isn't going to have a chance against the big man.

James: "Give the guy a chance you never know what kind of hidden talent these newbies have. Who knows he might be a crowd favorite."

Steven: "Or he'll just be another stinkface victim. Either way it's bound to be a good squash match….I mean debut match."

James rolls his eyes and turns toward the entrance ramp.

Steven: "Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the our next match of the evening. Introducing the first competitor, weighing in at 435 lbs, Rikishi!"

Light's appear on the stanges as Rikishi's Titanton appears across the screen. Rikishi makes his way out to the arena to be greet with cheers from the whole arena. He casually makes his way down to the ring with his usual attire of a giant black thong and black boots. Rikishi slides into the ring slaps his ass a few times and waits for his opponent.

James: "Now it's time to introduce our new member. Standing at Six feet tall and weighing two hundred and tweve pounds. DreNation."

The crowd says quiet as a large man makes his way from the backstage area. A tall african america man stands at the entrance ramp. His attire consists of a pair of yellow trunks which hug his huge ass tightly. A slight gut spills over the front. DreNation also wears a pair of black boots similar to Rikishi. He doesn't hesitate as he makes his way down the ring and slides right in. Drenation walks to the center of the ring and stands face to face with Rikishi.

James: "Seeing these two brutes standing face to face i'm unsure who will come out on top. I'm sure this will be a good match."

The Referee signals for the bell.

Both men lock up with each other testing out which of the two are stronger, to no avail it appears there strength is similar to one another.

Rikishi takes the opportunity to kick DreNation in the gut, causing him to release his grip.

Rikishi begins to continuously punch DreNation's face.

DreNation doesn't appear to even fight back as Rikishi dishes out his blows.

Rikishi steps back for a moment and superkicks DreNation causing him to fall onto the floor.

Rikishi smiles at his momentum.

Rikishi: "Wow you went down much faster than I thought you would. I thought a man of your size would be at least some sort of challenge. But that was just pathetic.”

DreNation shows no emotion as he rises back to his feet unscathed. He stares down Rikishi. Rikishi stares in awe.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to take me down tubby."

Rikishi charges at DreNation, turns himself around and slams his ass against DreNation's chest causing him to stumble back a bit.

DreNation: "It's going to take more than that to knock me down."

Rikishi goes for another punch but DreNation dodges the blow.

DreNation grabs onto Rikishi's shoulders and knees Rikishi in his gut. Rikishi bends over from the pain.

DreNation grabs Rikishi by the throat, lifts him into the air and chokeslams him down into the mat. Rikishi winces from the pain.

Using the atvantage DreNation begins to stomp at Rikishi's midsection. DreNation runs against the aapron, rebound back toward Rikishi, jumps into the air.

Rikishi rolls out of the way just in time to avoid the Leg Drop.

Rikishi runs over and kicks DreNation to the ground.

DreNation lays directly on his back facing the ceiling.

Rikishi stands over DreNation and drops his massive ass onto DreNation's chest causing him to gasp for air.

Steven: "He's going for the pin"

The referee begins counting.

….1….

James: "Might be too early for a pin.

DreNation quickly pushes Rikishi off of him.

As DreNation stands back on his feet he is caught off guard as Rikishi delivers a superkick once more. DreNation stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle.

Rikishi smiles at his victim's position. Rikishi slaps his ass a few times before charging at DreNation and slamming it against DreNation's chest. DreNation falls into a sitting position.

Rikishi: "You don't look so tough sitting in the corner now."

Rikishi turns himself around and places his ass a few inches away from DreNation's face.

DreNation isn't completely unconscious and has time to deliver a swift low blow avoiding a stinkface.

Rikishi stumbles foward grabbing hold of hi
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poop
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broop
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imagine the smell
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parp
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Your /asp/ wrestler of the day is Rikishi. Use this thread for all Rikishi discussion.

What are your favorite matches of his?
Favorite promos?
What are your favorite Rikishi moves?
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brrrrrraaaaa braaap BRAAAAP
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stinkface general
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book his debut
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janny hate thread

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>@antiswarthy: Yo, son. What's with you putting Islam disrespect on your posts?
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This board sucks geg
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useless nigger board
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Thoughts on the Eagles vs Packers game last night?
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hey guys lets talk about sports, i like football
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holy shit this is literally a nu /nate/ wtf
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>Let me explain you why cena tapping out to Gunther was actually 'THE RIGHT CHOICE™️'
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Can someone wrestlepill me on what even happens on this board
Who the fck is vampire krill or wathever idk I just wanna discuss my made up fights between greas strong men waaah wahh
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this board is legitimately just /pw/ but worse.

you all look like this btw
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get
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/nba/

Jokic

last thread >>43067(OP)
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>usos win the tag titles
I'm actually going to kill myself fuck this piece of shit fake sport tho at least AJ deity is free now to go for the heavyweight or wwe but fuck this piece of shit sport
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Lmao listen to this nigga
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>As per Sports Illustrated, Chris Jericho's
AEW contract is expiring on December 31. And he is expected to make RETURN on the one-year anniversary of RAW on Netflix set for January 6!!
That's funny, because Jericho's wife tried to overthrow the government on January 6th!
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baked into a pizza!

local dirty whore rhea ripley cremated inside a pizza oven. they even managed to stuff her crust with cheese.
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after the next 3 days are up, I'm most likely gonna attempt to dispute my ban through appeal.
I got banned on 4chan for 30 days for a post about Roxanne Perez, even though i tried to defend her when it comes to that serious situation
to show that there's some psycho stalker on X wanting to unalive Roxanne.
That's the second time that person's done it now. But my haters and the PW mods don't care. They act like i'm the biggest anti-christ of their bubble.

mainly fuck their PW board. Their PW board is the worst, they expect us to keep it wrestling and only wrestling. But the problem is, wrestling as a whole is in the gutter. Nobody outside the bubble respects wrestling, because all the companies are trash and put out a garbage product. And these new age wrestling fans have no fucking clue how to live outside of the wrestling bubble.

the vast majority of society have far more respect for Anime and Manga (cartoon characters) than wrestling. Most people would rather watch Dragon Ball Z, One Punch Man, Naruto etc. than WWE, AEW, TNA, AAA, MLW, GCW, CMLL etc.

when i go to any of their other spaces, i have a better time at Adult Requests, Retro Games, Television & Film, Comics & Cartoons, Food & Cooking, Sports, even the Random and Anime/Manga spaces etc than i do with a dying breed of entertainment like PW
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/asp/ = /pw/

Change this board name to /pw/ asap plz.
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i got kiwis

i was working on my door and my neighbor passed and gave me home grown kiwis! nobody passed to give aunty rhea kiwis! because she hides all grumpy in her fortress of hatred like a diablo 2 boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xas8fZgeOYk
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FINNA SHOOT ON JHN CENA

man fuck this faggot ive worked with buulgairans like this, its why i hate bulgarians so much
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kiril's good deed

i teach mina some fancy english (:
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PIZZA TIME AUNTY RHEA!

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PET CEMETERY (with aunty rhea)

i just wrote the most amazing story
aunty rhea burried in pet cemetary
and they also bury a dog on her neck
cause theres no space, aunty rhea is taking 2 graves of space
because of her big shoulders
so they bury a golden retriever on her neck
just choking her dead corpse
they call buddy matthews to ask if its ok "i dont care" he says
and also a jungle guy comes, a crocodile hunter
and he asks where he can bury 20 pet snakes he had
pythons and cobras
and they just dump them on top of aunty rhea
just rhea, a golden retriever on her neck, and 20 pythons and cobras
so it becomes more of a snake pit..than a grave
but her ugly tattoos are poisoning the soil, so they bring a big bucket of red worms
from the fishing store, and they just dump a bucket of ground worms on her face
so now we have like a self sustaining eco-system, like a bio-dome. were terraforming
and vine plants are going in her eyes and mouth
but also, the pet cemetary is built on top of a native indian cemetary
so she gets cursed, shes burning in hell forever, with the snakes
and also local virgin nerds come fromt he local college
and summon demons on top of her grave
to get girlfriends
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I miss them

Get better soon please
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Rovert is a fucking crybaby for calling the cops on the OP of that post on 4PW. Fuck Rovert for getting his name on the list of forbidden words, he had me arrested and thrown in prison for 3 days, just for the simple crime of saying his name on 4PW.

Anyway, the OP of that now deleted post on 4PW wasn't me btw. I took a sample pic to show that Rovert called the police on the OP of that 4PW post, even without saying his name, zero mention of Rovert in that thread.
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rhea has paid off /pw/ jannies

rhea literally pays off /pw/ faggot mods and jannies to police the board 24/7. they are working on fucking xmas. yesterday and today.

not only are they deleting threads i make, but they are hunting for me inside any "rhea/i watch for she" threads. They look for all negative replies about her and delete them. if somebody call her "aunty rhea" they delete it.

shes also paying the one tranny indian faggot to keep spamming the same "i watch for she" thread every FUCKING day, thinking we should be masturbating to "How hot she is"

aunty rhea sweety - even with your pet jeet bot making threads about you, same old pictures where you used to be hot, every day, you dont get any replies. he tries to spam "i fap for she" but nobody is buying it. threads about asuka and other jap girls get 300 replies.

you are fucking pathetic. your crippled husband cucky is pathetic. the faggot mods working on xmas eve are fucking pathetic. im still gonna post and make jokes. they cant do shit to stop me from posting on twitter, youtube and AY ES PE. nobody is masturbating to you, shut the fuck up and go have your baby with cucky. and gabriel is never going to be famous and liked, no matter how many times you go to his house to help his twitch. hes never gonna be based and liked with real fans like me.

and /pw/ mods - in the name of lucifer let your family and children die from poverty and cancer. so mote it be. like you delete my threads so let lucifer delete the health of your family until you die from cancer.
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when all is said and done, hopefully we'll get a Legends Night-esque segment where Paul Heyman gets to celebrate his 64th birthday, and all of his clients and ex-clients are invited to celebrate with him in the ring with a giant birthday cake.

Among those Heyman clients invited are Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sami Zayn, Solo Sikoa, The Rock, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa, Jacob Fatu, Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker, Bronson Reed, Becky Lynch, Logan Paul, Austin Theory, Drew McIntyre, etc.

despite not being aligned with Heyman in kayfabe, certain others can be invited through any one of his clients. Kevin Owens (via Sami), Randy Orton, Jade Cargill and Ricky Starks (via Cody), Lyra Valkyria, Bayley and Charlotte Flair (via Becky), Jaida Parker (via Jey), Jeff Cobb and Hikuleo (via Solo), Naomi (via Jimmy), Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and Big E & Montez Ford, Angelo Dawkins and Bianca Belair (via The Usos).

Heyman's birthday segment will be treated as a heartwarming moment, until Grayson Waller comes out and talks his cash money shit about Heyman and his clients and their associates, until they've all had enough and destroy him like the legends did to Heath Slater in 2012.
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According to multiple WWE sources these guys had a backstage fight. Who do you think would win in an all out fight?
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>Ignoring everything related to AEW because it's a gay leftard circlejerk and only enjoying the fed even tho it has been pretty mediocre lately
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Thoughts
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This is my physique, how do I improve?
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the /pw/ mods finally ruined it

>new horrible captcha that makes 99% people not even bother posting
>300s wait timers for threads
>100s wait timers per post
>only "old IPs" allowed to post (which is impossible since they ban you for every little thing for no reason)

and somehow there is an NXT thread with 36 posts right now..and im supposed to believe these are not bots?

fuck these mods faggots should be doxxed and gunned down.
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honestly, if Lyra Valkyria does end up getting released from the WWE-TKO in the wake of their ongoing falling out with Becky Lynch over Becky exposing Triple H for being just as much of a horndog as Vince, when her and Seth were on that Bert Kreischer show) that'll ultimately culminate in Becky and Lyra (and maybe Seth Rollins too) getting disavowed from the company forever…

I reckon Lyra will shine anywhere she goes, because you cannot bury a star no matter how much bullshit you give them. If she goes to AEW, then she'll shine over in Jacksonville. If she ends up going to MLW (aka Major League Wrestling), then she'll shine over there too.

At the very least, she'll have no shortage of interested suitors willing to do business with her after WWE-TKO.

Look at Shotzi Blackheart, she pulled that Karrion Kross-esque bullshit unauthorized shoot promo and got fired from the WWE for it, and now she's redeeming herself on the Indies, so if Shotzi and Sasha Banks can shine away from the WWE, then Lyra can too. Unlike Karrion Kross and Rusev who need the WWE Machine to even be relevant, then again they were never stars to begin with.

Me personally? If you want to still have a wrestling career to value and not be sidelined doing nothing for years on end (like she would if she were to join AEW), then I'd rather Lyra Valkyria sign on with MLW under the management of former WWE writer Court Bauer, the guy who gave us such hidden gems as Umaga the Samoan Bulldozer, Jacob Fatu and the "Battle of the Billionaires" storyline between Donald Trump vs Vince McMahon (with Bobby Lashley representing Trump and Umaga representing Vince) at WrestleMania 23 etc.

Maybe Bauer can give us more hidden gems such as the revitalization of Lyra Valkyria, the MLW way. Another reason why Lyra might leave WWE for MLW is because MLW don't have to play the backstage politics bullshit, while WWE and AEW play too much backstage politics and favorites, plus WWE might try to sluttify Lyra like they did Liv Morgan in 2024, except she'll refuse and WWE-TKO will cite Lyra's refusal to be a slut as the easy excuse to can her for association with Becky.

If this is it for Lyra in WWE, then I look forward to checking out Major League Wrestling just for her and Court Bauer.
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about anything going on in the so-called wonderful world of wrestling and 4PW, because all i'm gonna be doing is running around in circles talking about the same old crap that's never gonna change. lately, there's a higher power calling for me to go talk about something else besides PW.

I'll be talking about Chris Paul's second stint with the Los Angeles Clippers where he was supposed to get a retirement tour and a happy ending because he originally wanted to be near his family in California.

Chris Paul threw away his chance at a storybook ending with the L.A. Clippers for what he thought was his one last chance to try to impose his will on Ty Lue, Jeff Van Gundy, Kawhi Leonard, James Harden, Bradley Beal, John Collins, etc. only for them to have none of his shit.

thus, The Artist Formerly Known As CP3 got booted from the Clippers for being an unplayable end-of-bench locker room lawyer.
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Thoughts
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LOL
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/tennis/

Aus open waiting room
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/mlb/ - Refugees again edition

News: mlb.com
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dear fbi

by the time you are reading this i have already taken rhea ripley away (like in the movie taken)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y_qzHO8Gjg
R: 4 / I: 1

RAW MEGATHREAD

MFW rhea shitley and iyo are hugging on my screen… after one of the most amazing women's matches at NXT Deadline where kelani, kendal, sol, jordynne and lola did insane stunts.
R: 3 / I: 1

/heem/ - Taira edition

News: 4cuck down
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++PETER++
NO MERCY
++YAN++
FUCKING
++WON++
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Rovert likes aew and swerve because rovert, like all yuro "males" loves nigger dick
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Preemptive IYO + /arrrr/ thread

Making the IYO and /arrrr/thread early since 4cuck will be down tomorrow.
as always, trevor rovert woodhouse hogwheels is a pedophile cripple who sucks nigger dick and who put a bautista up his butt
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the funny thing about Wolfie is that the OG nWoWolfpacTV2016 tried to make Kevin Nash out to be the greatest superstar draw of all-time (like he's Hogan/Flair-tier), but his most viewed videos are with Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Scott Steiner.

Wolfie/Lundy is worse because of his temper tantrums over the Summer of 1992 posts in regards to Nash. I just honestly think Nash was a second-tier star at best, and never will be considered to be on the same tier of megastar as Hogan and Flair.
R: 1 / I: 1

rhea broke me

I posted a "her husbands pee pee doesnt work" joke on X tagging harley cameron when my PC turned off and so did the PSU. Power surge? Keep in mind i also have a surge protector plug connecting to the PSU which itself had a surge protector.

Motherboard is most likely fried and my premium ERIS speakers are probably friend too…which doesnt even make sense…they were repaired once already…

PC wont boot in bios….just red light on the mobo. Tried resetting RAM, switching RAM around…reseting the CMOS battery multiple times… tried even tightening the CPU heatsink bolts. nothing. the faggot msi B450 tomahawk board has been faggoty with not liking 4 sticks of RAM for a while…doesnt like a slight 10% overclock either. But at least reseting the RAM and the CMOS battery used to fix it…not anymore.

Now I am buying a whole new motherboard disassembling the entire PC, lucky if i dont bend the CPU pins taking it out. I am stuck only with my laptop…no uploading new videos on youtube… no streaming…no sims 4…. just..my laptop.

aunty rhea's tim tam curse has broken me.
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aunty rhea in star trek

thats COMMANDER MAMI TO YOUR CHUD!!!
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/asp/- aspergers
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Me pushing that dickless cripple tever rovert down the stairs
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i just recently got into it with a couple of anons on PW that try to argue against my point of:
> a meaningless nothing match at Crown Jewel where Cena and AJ Styles do "Finisher-after-Finisher" just for the fuck of it, that's not a love letter to wrestling.
> one anon (19433651) in particular is a Triple H defender who still wants to give him all the credit and give Rock all the blame, even though it's Hunter's ego that's out of control. said anon can't even see that Hunter fucking sabotaged John Cena on his way out! Hunter fucked up Cena's retirement run on purpose, because he just doesn't like Cena, and i have a feeling Hunter doesn't like AJ Styles either.
on the other hand, if Gunther had a farewell tour, I guarantee you Hunter would've found ways to make it epic, even though Gunther's a heel for his whole entire WWE career.

now because i'm risking another ban from 4PW, the Triple H defender (said anon in question) is probably about to expose himself as a cop caller janny waiting for me to argue with them. and because i'm still on surveillance and not supposed to argue with anybody until January 15, 2026, i didn't want to go as hard on anons as I just did.
R: 2 / I: 1

favorite F1 team?
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FINNA TAKE THAT HOE

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Aunty Rhea in DUNE: The Tim-Tams must Flow!

OY! I have raped paul atreides and now i am lisan al-gaib! - exclaimed aunty rhea al-gaib.
It is I who am above the bene gesserit, for i am the queen of arrakis (dune) the tim-tams must flow..into mouth..like black penises!
It is I who let the sand worms eat buddy matthews because he fucking sucks, his pee pee-al-ghaib doesnt work and i cry when we have sucks. what a fucking faggot bros! and he made me eat mcdonalds!
the fucking faggot cant even cook an egg!
I am the aunty rhea al-gaib and i deserve home cooked meals, tim-tams and sex! You will worship me!
R: 11 / I: 0
I'm doing this. Will this improve my legs?
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kiril's Sims 4 wifu

im sure in aunty rhea's sick mind, she thinks im making her in sims 4. but in fact this is the one bra….randomly generated by the game..i did make her blond though with bigger tits and ass.

otherwise i regularly end up marrying brittany cho
R: 6 / I: 0

i have a fantasy

where me and HOOK go to fanatics fest and kidnap rhea ripley. We just start beating up security, im choking them out with my big hands (i crush apples on video) and then rhea starts screaming, something about "i can beat up 70% of men, come at me fatso!" and HOOK just uppercuts her right in the kisser, she is just knocked the fuck out bro.

And then we start carrying her like a drunk slut, like a piece of meat, and then king kreas (gabriel) tries to confront us but I just grab him by the throat and crush his throat. I beat marc lobliner at finger pushups 24 to 20 and he is on roids. What did you think was going to happen gabriel?

and then we put her in the car and drive away. HOOK is driving, rhea has reverted into "i'll suck your pee pee please let me go" but im cutting a 5 minute on promo "AUNTY RHEA THIS IS NOT ABOUT SUCKING PEE PEE, THIS IS ABOUT ME PROVING TO YOU THAT I CAN KIDNAP YOU, ITS ABOUT PROVING TO MY SELF THAT I CAN DO IT THESE ARE THINGS A WOMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND"

HOOK and me. its in our blood to be chads. rhea ripley..its in her blood to be a kidnapping victim and a complaining bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ZdvN9Seco
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if you're not the male talent that Becky Lynch was talking about on that Bert Kreischer podcast…

then if I were Cena, Orton, Batista, Lesnar, Jericho, Vince, Laurinaitis, HBK, Bruce Pritchard and even the Road Dogg… i'd just come out publicly and clear my name of all wrongdoing.

because people are sitting there trying to throw sexual harassment jackets on people who are probably completely innocent, and i think it's funny that i think it's weird that people just look past Triple H and won't even think to mention Hunter, and he's the only main roster talent from 2014-15 that got all the power to have people permanently disavowed from the WWE and is severely petty enough to do it.
R: 1 / I: 0
let me get this straight, PW'ites
so it's ok for CM Punk to cheat on his wife AJ Lee with Roxanne Perez
but it's not ok for Jey Uso to cheat on his wife to be around Jaida Parker and hang out with her?
that's double standards at its finest, right there.

now i see why CM Punk fought Jack Perry backstage on his way out of AEW in 2023.
because Punk was jealous that Jack Perry's dating Anna Jay, and Punk wanted that action with her.
R: 10 / I: 4

bros rhea has HAD IT with me

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buddy matthews ABUSING HIS WIFE!!!

buddy matthews was arrested earlier today on charges of giving his wife rhea ripley vitamins for horses, because they were cheaper than human vitamins.
He was giving her VIT-MIN E & SELENIUIM, also something called "omega match"

apparently the savings he spent on fortnite skins
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Nigerian player Christian Ebere scores with his gigant BBC against Peñarol giving Nacional's 50th league title in the uruguayan league
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/HOC/ GENERAL THREAD

Anything ice hockey related goes here, nhl, khl, echl, so on
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>>>/soy/14259629
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AUNTY RHEA WE TAKIN IT ALL

UGLY FREAK, WALLED HARD
WE TAKIN IT ALL
ONLY FAT LESBIAN FANS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
0 PEOPLE AT HER FUNERAL
WE TAKIN IT ALL
KIDNAP HER SMALL ASS
WE TAKIN IT ALL
SELL HER ON THE MORROCO MARKET
WE TAKIN IT ALL
GIMME THIS 30Y CUNT
WE TAKIN IT ALL
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rhea ripley split in half

buddy matthews didnt want to spend money on a full sized coffin so they had to cut rhea in half like a magic trick, to fit her in 2 big briefcases

"look, i know i loved her and everything, but shes dead now, and i need the money for fortnite-bux" - buddy matthews
R: 0 / I: 0

rhea ripley's funeral (spooky)

nobody (0) came, not even the grave-diggers. Aunty rhea was just laying in her 20$ box (made in china). nobody even dug a hole… and there was no pillow in her box. it was just a crude box made from wood leftovers.

the dogs were gonna come but they became infatuated with a random ball on the ground and forgot about rhea.

rhea waited for a while…i mean she was dead. but nobody was coming to dig a hole and bury her…so she had to temporarily come back to life, dug her own hole and buried herself. if you want something done right…

the tombstone said "HERE LIES FAMOUS TENNIS PLAYER RHEA RIPURI"
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list of women hotter than aunty rhea

jamie hayter
megan bayne
penelope ford
harley cameron
statlander
kairi sane
nikki bella
mother wayne
mina
anna jay
kelani jordan
sol ruca
mariah may
jade cargill
kiana james
giulia

if it makes you feel better aunty rhea, stephanie vaquer is uglier in the face than you, but if we had to judge her body and ass…well you know
R: 1 / I: 0

real talk

how did 'vert get made a janny? did he send the mods his homemade cp?
R: 3 / I: 1

rhea ripley embalming mix-up

after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was… no longer with us
unfortunately… they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.
Rhea's body was… pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with a finger, rhea would ooze chocolate from her eyes and boobs, kinda like that milka cow.

in the end… rhea ripley became a real tim-tam…even in death she is full of chocolate goodness.
R: 0 / I: 0

a few facts about the late rhea ripley

- died slipping on a banana, looking for tim-tams
- 0 (zero) attended her funeral
- dropped on her head into the grave by accident
- a passing boy had an upset stomach and threw up in her grave
- her big shoulders (and penis) were sticking outside the grave hole
- graveyard keepers had to jump on top of her to really get her in there
- she had a massive erection (pee pee like Excalibur sword)
- pilgrims actually came and tried to pull her penis away like the excalibur sword
- worms refused to eat her so she never decomposted
- they mistook the embalming fluid for chocolate so rhea was pumped full of chocolate like an eclair
- the embalming intern honked her b00bies (dont tell anyone)
- the graveyard keepers smoked cigarettes on top of her
- buddy was too busy playing fortnite, couldnt come
- buddy forgot her in 1 day and married alexa bliss
- they cremated her but mistook the urn and she ended up in a black pepper mill at a local bistro
- local necromancer dug her up and stole her bones to powder them and use them as fertilizer
- satan refused to take her soul so she is stuck in purgatory to this day waiting patiently
- can't go to asgard because she didnt die a warrior's death (slipped on banana peel)
- local villagers put a really heavy stone on her grave so she cant get out as a zombie
- the bank repossessed the house and threw all her labubu dolls in the trash can
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rhea's bondage fetish

you make fun of rhea ripley once and you have to listen to all these anonymous posts on 4chan how "you should be locked up!" and "I'm gonna laugh when the police arrests you!" and she just keeps talking about me being tied up, restrained, forcefully lobotomized, raped in jail - and im like can you please shut up?

ok, I made a few jokes about kidnapping her… the woman is obsessed with having me restrained and put inside prisons and raped. And she has these fake sockpuppet accounts on twitter like "christy stoke", keeps taunting me "buddy gets to fuck her and youre jealous", calls me a subhuman pig and it just keeps getting weirder. That woman has issues man…we call it the tim tam disorder.

you know - my favorite movies are the jackal and the mechanic. movies about professional hitmen who get away with assassinating people. pretty normal, right? rhea's favorite movie is about a killer clown who stabs people with a knife. she wants to be a killer clown that makes men afraid of her. She even admitted it on video that she wants to be like the clown because it makes her "feel strong"

fucking bitch acts like shes 16 hitting puberty and has all these weird sexual fetishes. Honestly, if you ask me 100% serious my fetish would be im married to a rich, hot woman and I dont have to work, like i give her massages and shit, kinky stuff and then i write my books and workout by the pool. Rhea is like that bitch from diabolik, eva kant. She fantasizes about some jewel thief putting a dagger to her throat, but then the police catches him and she puts a dagger on his throat, geddit? cause now shes in control geddit? she wants to "Tame" tarzan from the jungle geddit?
R: 3 / I: 1

Rhea''s funeral (0 attendies)

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KEVIN NASH WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER HEAT OF NINETEEN NINETY TWO
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on some show, when Becky Lynch said that around the time she came up to the main roster in 2015, the thing was to stay away from the boys, but then she said there's that one male talent on the roster that will try to sleep with you, and if you sleep with him, he'll blacklist you, and will still blacklist you if you don't. so it had to be somebody who has some kind of power and stroke backstage.
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RUGBY GENERAL

Anything rugby related goes here.
15s, 7s, league, Prem Rugby, SVNS, etc.
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Really? This is off topic? ITS TWO WRESTLERS
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>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol
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He Won
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He won
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Oh my God what is booker t jr doing in the dynamite zone
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Thoughts?
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test
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The raped
(I, I am the raped)
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I'm getting turned on looking at Rikishi's ass!
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Do you think xhe is moral or not?

Ok her body count is 30+ but ts doesn't matter. I'm like as Jesus said or sumn, not judging the whore by her past or something. Ok


Lets say I finna pull up(fr) to her dorm rn bc I know her dorm and I say to her
>I'm a very finna gentle and family oriented fellow.
>I don't care about your past I just want to finna build a future together
Do you agree? This is a good opening line or smth
<I bench 4pl bc I worked at it for years, ts is evidence I am hardworking



do you think she will understand?
will she say
>wow, I really made a mistake by being promiscuous all this time. I remember when I was just a little girl excited to go to my dream college and become a finna doctor or some sht
<thank you for saving me

do you think she will say ts?
or will she wait 10 years then realist and say it?
or will she never realize?
some women never do apparently maybe it works out for them like that

What do you think?
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heems tonight

ufc 322 gamethread
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Patriots vs. Jets, TNF (Total Nigger Fart)


What do/did you think of tonight's game?
R: 5 / I: 5
looking back now, Rhea Ripley only got the spot of top woman in 2024 because:
> Charlotte Flair was sidelined with severe knee injuries and would be out for all of 2024
> Becky Lynch left WWE to go do Happy Gilmore 2.
> Alexa Bliss missed two years because she was pregnant. Her last appearance had been the 2023 Royal Rumble.
> Asuka last appeared at Backlash in France. She was supposedly out because she underwent knee surgery, but then somebody among the higher-ups (Triple H) supposedly made a pass at Asuka, she rejected him, feared retaliation from him for rejecting him and even long after she was healed up and cleared to wrestle, she didn't return until the June 16, 2025 episode of Raw.
But the problem is, TKO realized they weren't making much money with Rhea as the top woman because she comes off as another Triple H-style selfish stat padder.

that's why WWE had to bring back Charlotte, Bliss, Becky, Asuka and then two later-days Divas Era relics in Nikki Bella and AJ Lee a year later to revitalize the women's division, because Rhea just wasn't cutting it as the top star of her own division.

co-incidentally, Rhea quickly faded fast once Charlotte, Bliss, Becky, Asuka, Nikki and AJ Lee all came back. And if Sasha Banks/Mercedes Mone were to come back to the WWE, that would be it for Rhea's WWE career, because Triple H sure loves him some Sasha Banks he'll give her the world.

And if AEW lives just long enough for Mercedes to return to the WWE, then Rhea would probably rage quit the WWE and go to AEW for the money.
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>banned on /pw/
>”this post contains banned text”

Bruh they don’t tell you what the banned text is.
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you faggots BANNED me?

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Apparently, Westside Gunn got kicked out of a WWE Raw show and has cut all ties with WWE.

He probably (and most likely) got kicked out for being a walking IP risk by using WWE's albums for his art covers, and TKO saw him as a threat to their bottom line because his music isn't brand-safe.

You just can't do that, especially if you call yourself a fan who attended WWF/E shows for years.
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>Are you still tuning in weekly, or have you started skipping shows too?
I'm so proud of everyone who has stopped watching this BS.
I've been telling the world that there's only one way to get these clowns to get off their asses and actually work.
These ratings have to drop.
Let's continue this until they give us what we want
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>CJ Perry Reveals She’s Completely Sober After WWE Party Lifestyle
I've been trying to tell people. It's just one big party. The difference between Vince McMahon and Triple H is:
> Vince put business first (as in, put on entertaining shows first) then you can party.
> Triple h is just all about the party and never puts business first.
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>NNN
<ninety nut November
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rhea ripley in the US army

a mistake happened like in "mulan" and demi bennett was sent as a man to boot-camp. She had only 2 months to get in shape and be shipped to the Gaza front-lines. But something she was not prepared for…was army hazing.
While she was trying to tie her combat boots in the barracks the older boys surrounded her.
"show us what you got new guy! show us your pee pee!"
"OY! cmon dude! i thought were on the same team here!" - exclaimed aunty rhea, calmly.
"well, we're on the team of show us your pee pee! Sarge says its penis inspection day! gotta check if youre healthy, thats all!"
Demi had no choice, she let her pants down and up came… something more fit for a gorilla than a human being
"HOLY FUCK! THE SIZE OF THAT THING! BRO IS HUNG LIKE A NEPHILIM!"
"well..i do eat a lot of bananas teehee" - aunty rhea smiled proudly.
"so…we gonna suck you off or what?"
"well, i mean… if you want to…"
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>Ridge Holland can't pay his mortgage after getting DISAVOWED by the WWE

well, Ridge. I don't feel sorry for you for not spending within your means according to your WWE pay rate.

Maybe you shouldn't have fucking broke Big E's neck in 2022 on that stupid ringside overhead belly to belly suplex in the first place! Perhaps you should've NOT ended Big E's wrestling career then!!!

Maybe if you didn't break Big E's neck and ended his career, you would still have a job in the WWE on the main roster, without having to get demoted to NXT and Evolve for your intentional fuck-ups!

Perhaps the mortgage situation is Ridge Holland's own karma for breaking Big E's neck and ending his career.
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What winter sports do you practive /asp/? Write in if I missed any. No motor"""sports"""
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GRIM

(RAW)
>WWE World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk
>WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio
>WWE World Tag Team Championship: AJ Styles & Dragon Lee
>WWE Women's World Championship: Stephanie Vaquer
>WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch

(SmackDown)
>Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes
>WWE United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov
>WWE Tag Team Championship: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis & Joe Gacy)
>WWE Women's Championship: Jade Cargill
>WWE Women's United States Championship: Giulia
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>stealing a GET on DNB board
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:'(
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>do you see any similarities with WWE today and WCW relying on older talent from other companies
The difference is, WCW relied on older talent but they actually did awesome stuff with their older talent and did intriguing things.
WWE today is just relying off of name value alone. WWE today AREN'T doing intriguing things with their older talent, they're just relying off of their name.
>if we put Cody Rhodes out there, people will buy it, because he's Cody. If we put CM Punk out there, people will buy it, because he's Punk. Doesn't matter who's fighting.
see? WWE today is relying off of name value alone. WCW used the name value and put something intriguing behind their older talent.

Hogan, Nash, Hall, Scott Steiner, Booker, DDP, Savage, Goldberg, Hennig, Flair, Bret etc. all got Punk, Cody, Orton, AJ Styles, Rollins, Sami Zayn, Dominik, Dragon Lee, Logan Paul etc washed.
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Make this go away please. This bar is fucking me over. Not the toolbar but the blank space around it.
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that photo might've been the main reason why Drew McIntyre didn't win the Undisputed Championship Belt at Saturday Night Main Event, because it would've ruined that photo.
and when i look at things like this photo, it just makes me say: is Triple H really this fucking petty?
I know Triple H is petty and messed up, but is he really that petty that he's willing to sacrifice the betterment of WWE just to take a shot at Tony Khan?

This photo makes every other WWE homegrown star look like weak, because Punk and Cody are the two people that left the WWE before, came from another company and now they're holding WWE's major championships.

Stephanie Vaquer kind of fits in that mix too, because WWE scooped up Vaquer out of AEW. I count Vaquer because she had one match in AEW, and I'm pretty sure Tony Khan wanted to sign her, but WWE snatched her up, so in a way, WWE did kind of take Vaquer from Tony. But Triple H made an offer and Vaquer ran over to the WWE. That's why I count her. It's not like HHH saw what Vaquer did on the Indies or in Mexico, he saw her in AEW and stole something from Tony.
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Brock Lesnar is a much bigger draw than Rhea Ripley. because
> people outside the PW bubble know Brock for NCAA, Football and UFC
> all Rhea's ever done is wrestling, while Brock did a multitude of things beyond PW.
> Rhea hasn't been on TV screens for projects outside of PW, because she can't actually act.
> Rhea's not in any TV series, Netflix projects or no movies.
> Rhea's not gonna get into the UFC
> Rhea's not even a bigger draw than Ronda Rousey.
> Ronda Rousey's matches outdraw Rhea Ripley's matches
> Ronda pulled in way more money than Rhea, this is what makes Ronda a bigger draw than Rhea Ripley.
> Ronda Rousey brings in fans from the UFC into the WWE.
> Rhea Ripley doesn't bring in any new fans. She only has fans who are already in the wrestling bubble.
this is what I think people are getting confused that just because wrestling fans like Rhea Ripley, doesn't mean people outside the bubble know who Rhea is, compared to Brock and Ronda.
R: 7 / I: 0
since she wants to be another CM Punk prostitute instead of keeping at her craft in the ring

i'm fucking done with Bayley. Bayley can go fuck herself. FUCK BAYLEY! SHE CAN GO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH RHEA RIPLEY, STEPHANIE VAQUER, ROXANNE PEREZ, CHELSEA GREEN AND LIV MORGAN! FUCK OUTTA HERE!
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Why does /pw/ need 6 generals for Asian women. Stardom and Joshi and marigold should be one thread.
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This is a No Nigger Zone.
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Redpill me on the tranny mod that encourages console war bullshit on /pw/

I want every disgusting detail on this subhuman
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Buddy Matthews aka Buddy Murphy, is making a lot of bank as an AEW wrestler. And with that being said, if I were him, he needs to divorce Rhea now before she gets him on the hook for ailmony fees.
and by doing it now, then Buddy doesn't have to worry about being held responsible later on.
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HOLY YUMOLA
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The uniforms are so keyed.
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wtf?
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Here.

Just thought this board could use this since it doesn't seem to have any.
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I know I said "put the World title on CM Punk"
but i'm starting to get this feeling that something's gonna happen
be it he gets MeToo'd or reverts back to his old ways by fighting co-workers again…
and when it happens, i wouldn't want my world title on this guy.
because that's what all the press is gonna say:
> WWE World Champion CM Punk
> World Champion, WWE Superstar CM Punk
it's already gonna be bad enough that Punk even works for the WWE. But then he's your World Champion?
Yea, no thanks.
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soyjak posters are 550lb giga virgins who never go outside
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WWE-TKO gotta start disciplining their lazy talent so that they don't ever do stupid stuff again.
a better creative booker w/actual leadership skills would suspend Kairi Sane for 90 days for injuring her fellow co-workers (ie: Zoey Stark, Liv Morgan, almost took out Iyo Sky) and fire her if she does it again, which falls under "conduct detrimental to the company".
real trainers/actual coaches would make sure Kairi is at the top of her A-game by improving her ring safety skills, because right now she's a disaster in the ring. once her 90 day suspen
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this isnt the correct answer to low ratings
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4chan /pw/ h3brews range-banned all of b8lgaria because of me. Like they couldn't handle me making jokes about rhea ripley. They kept banning me for 3 days…than for 30 days… I had like 50 IPs changing every day and they just couldn't handle me coming every day to make my rhea ripley joke thread. some mentally ill tr00n decided he would wage total war and ban half of europe to stop me. now /pw/ is dead because of these mentally ill tr00n janneis. Come to soyjak party /asp/ and be a happy man! we can say the N word and whatever we want!

fuck you, you jewish fucks. I have like 50 throwaway emails. ill bypass by verifying some shitty email and you can go fuck yourselves. I will post..and you will clean it up daily FAGGOT
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UFC Chud

Is it crazy to say that I think Gamrot has a good chance at beating Oliveira at UFC Fight Night Rio? He’s a cardio demon with crazy scrambles and enough danger to finish even with insane submission threat or power. Charles is chinny asf now too.
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Scottie Pippen was clearly the weak link between him, Hakeem Olajuwon and Charles Barkley in 1998-99
R: 1 / I: 0
Andrade's career is over. at the end of the day, he brought it on himself with the way he's been behaving.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Andrade has officially parted ways with AEW after only one apperance in his second stint with them.

so Andrade is no longer with AEW. I think after we found out what Andrade did to Charlotte, it's just a matter of time before Andrade's completely blackballed from the whole wrestling industry.

We're here now. We reached the blackballed point when it comes to Andrade, I think they're done with Andrade. I think it's over for Andrade…

now Andrade was released from the WWE for the second time because he failed a drug test. But I think that Andrade was walking on thin ice ever since he got divorced from Charlotte.
WWE was just waiting for a reason to fire him, and when he came up dirty on that drug test, that was it. I can understand that, because Charlotte is a bigger star to rightfully invest in and is much more marketable than Andrade. Andrade's a trash wrestler and an unlikable person to boot.

AEW let him go after 1 appearance and he's gone. Let me figure out if Andrade is strung out and is on so much drugs that he can't quit as a hardcore junkie on a Tony Montana high.

Andrade's best bet would've been to go to Triple A, but guess who owns AAA now? Exactly!
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dave is styling
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/asp/erger
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Is there anything more gay and homoerotic than pro wrestling and MMA? They spend 20-30 minutes shirtless in their underwear and thongs touching and rolling on top of each other until they sweat and can't take it no more and then they go take showers together in the back after the match. Yep, it's gay!
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rovert is a janny for pee dub

real talk
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Lions v. Chiefs
Lions 10, Chiefs 3

4cuck thread full of dialation and seethe
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/151347161
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I'm tired
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Kenny Omega's favorite singer has died
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CHARLES DUBRONXXX
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That looks dangerous. She would shoot murder you with this kick.
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is it true that Chris Paul was actually rejuvenated in his only season with the Spurs?
because his Spurs season (stats-wise) is no different than his one season with the Golden State Warriors.

what makes NBCSportsEdge think CP3's Warriors season was disappointing yet to them, his Spurs season is considered a rejuvenation?
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>tfw no aewtist gf
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using this as a testing board because i dont know what these audios are
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holy shit this sucks
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Why are there this many titles in WWE now? This is a bit overkill.
>Hardy Boyz also carrying tag team titles in 2025
GEEEEEEEEEEG
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gatorade

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anti-aura
R: 0 / I: 0
james harden is snitching on adrien broner and big u
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Trevor R. Woodhouse is a shoot homosexual pedophile and a mod for peedub
fr
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i love and respect Pat Riley for what he's done for the Lakers, Knicks and Heat over the years
BUT i think it's time for Pat Riley to get the fuck up outta the NBA
because Pat Riley just can't relate to the modern basketball today.
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…IGGER
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BBC fiend vs BWC fiend

finna battle of the century or sumn
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post your favorite team
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He'd still be in charge if he sold to the Saudis
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I’m 19 and from the UK, and I’m curious about how realistic it is for me to make it into the NFL. Watching the NFL is my favorite pastime, and playing in the NFL is a dream I’m passionate about. I’ve played flag football several times and have done quite well, which I think is thanks to my background in rugby during my younger years. What path would you suggest for someone like me to reach the NFL? I’m considering starting rugby again, aiming to play in Premiership Rugby here in England, and then possibly following a route similar to Louis Zammit’s to enter the NFL.
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German 3rd division gem
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The absolute state of modern wrestling
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exercise thread because I cannot maintain a constant routine
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why do i think that /asp/ means /aspies/
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Kek fat fuck
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>orange cassidy in 2025
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/HOC/ PREDICTION THREAD

ITT you drop your predictions for the 2025-26 nhl season.
Ill go first, this will be Jesper Bratt's breakout year with 90-100 points.
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A storm is coming.

Not really. You're a 33 year old trying to break into Hollywood and now you have an unsightly gash on your face. Maybe if you had put an ounce of effort into your wrestling, you'd be able to take a routine bump properly.
R: 0 / I: 0
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bump
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The Montreal screwjob was a good thing. Bret Hart is a bitch!
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>random people at a nfl game do better spots than the "pros"
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this wabag
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We're taking over
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thanks for unbanning me g's
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AAAAGH
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Hahahahaha
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Kiril is back

if you retards ban me…whos gonna keep your board alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk54zyuiWn0
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Kris Statlander is better than Rhea Ripley and any woman in WWE combined
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'nu toss
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This is the guy shitting up pw
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val is a full blown conspiritard
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buddy matthews san

I inspire people to be better.
you are a cautionary tale how not to end up - cucked by your wife. we..are not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1M4Jr-_YGs

in the old days when a man was cucked he would have the honor to commit seppuko. you are without honor and your pee pee does not work!
R: 11 / I: 2
>wins back to back mvps in ure path
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>rhea ripley fans
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nusois from Union Berlin got 'aped by the wordfilter GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>Fucks trannies
>Kisses other men on the lips
>Dresses in drag
>Dances and sings along to 90's boy band music
This is the gayest wrestler of all time and it's not even close. He makes 90's Shawn Michaels and Goldust both look straight.
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AAAAAAAAACK!

ICK ON AAAAAAACK!
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If you think Rheaschizo needs to get a new gimmick and stop making shitty threads gimme a hegl yeag
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lebron sucks
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fuck you, stevie
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Kiril is my alter ego

Just thought I’d let you know
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ts image turned me not racist

I love black people they are my homies
<nigga sup nigga? whasup fool? yall be trippin round here fr ngl dont play w me
>nahhh nigga js chill I aint tryna beef fr
<hell nahhh I know u aint js said tht u aint even black fr u lackin boi whasup u good?
>nahh nigga im like 5 percent black or some sheeeeeit I got the bee bee cee or sumn I aint gonna lie
<aight aight nah u good doe I thought u was tryna pull up on me fr
I don't like any other kind of mixed races doe
like wasians or menas
they are extremely shifty and I don't know their intentions
if they mixed black and white ok then nigga I know what u about fr
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I banched 405 today

I used a resistance band as a slingshot
The next time or maybe the 2nd next time I will use a smaller band
Then soon I will do it with no band
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roll for your wrestling waifu
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Is wrestling even a sport ??
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ACTION KIRIL VS DR. CUCK

dr. cuck has kidnapped the promising nuclear fusion scientist aunty rhea and is keeping her hostage in a disappointing marriage, feeding her mcdonalds happy meals and neglecting her.
The U.S. government has no choice but to call the guy above delta force and the navy seals - ACTION KIRIL. with his trusty sidekicks! Buck Tow Truck, Queen Aminata, Milo Larratt and Don Callis! They are a force to be reckoned with.
ACTION KIRIL produces testosterone naturally from his balls and does not need TRT injections in his ass like buddy matthews whos a fucking FAGGOT.
Can aunty rhea be saved from this fortnite playing FAGGOT that cant get his dick to shoot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74opVkJyiQ4
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you wanted to see my boobs right?

well here you go. still look better than buddy matthews without roids.
this is me without roids
buddy stops jabbing his ass with needles for 5 days..hes gonna look like dwayne johnson
everything special about buddy came out of a bottle.
im a fucking writer and people love me (including my stalker)
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If any of you need french translation for clash in Paris, ask in this thread and I will provide.
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Why are women in pro wrestling so slutty?
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Keyed Aryan american slav lady anisimova BTFOs japenese swarthoid nigger nip subhuman vantablack shitskin mutt
Aryan vvin
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the subhuman

boulder shoulders, evangelion robot looking bitch, kangaroo brained cunt, shoulders like planets freak, lineback-built whore, tom brady's daughter, who let this quarterback on the field, freak of nature, freakazoid, wont look good in a dress, look good in a male mulitary uniform, futa big penis having, perverse, cum tribute posting on instagram, sock account abusing, multiple personality disorder BPD CUNT, SSRI addicted, tim-tam disordered, hyper-sexual piece of shit cunt, rohypnol date drugging, trojan horse shoulders, you can hide the army of troy inside her shoulders, no ass having, anorexic, twerking, no boobs having, no thighs having, uppity, nasty, pierced, tattooed, crippled husband tolerating, cuckolding, no stalker appreciating, voleyball shouldred FREAK
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/nrl/ General

rugby leagueDEITIES get in here
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>Absolutely disgusting to raid someone’s personal space like this! Wake the f**k up & respect peoples boundaries!”

https://itrwrestling.com/news/buddy-matthews-infuriated-rhea-ripley/
R: 8 / I: 3

RHEA RIPLEY KIDNAPPED BY BULGARIAN KIDNAPPERS!!!

wheres my labubu dolls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMx7hLyH4g
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>why y'all dont be pushin melo fr
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HELP ME, BROTHERRRRRRRSSSSSS
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women only want one thing

and its fucking disgusting
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A reliable source just confirmed Joe Hendry is John Cena's final opponent. Discuss
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Stop watching anime
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>post webm
>banned 4 minutes later
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The issue is that Stephanie also hasn't been on TV in a meaningful fashion in almost a month, so while she will get TV time in the upcoming weeks, it feels like it's way too soon to put the title on her.

I feel like hotshotting the title onto Stephanie would backfire, because there is no chance she's winning clean, and it would be a huge black mark on her record. It also doesn't help that like I said above, she has appeared on TV for like 60 seconds over the past month, and wasn't even really mentioned last night outside of being announced as a challenger. The entire focus was on the Kabukis, Rhea, and Iyo.

Also I would not say Rhea beating IYO in Perth is a lock, considering WWE (and Triple H especially) has shown he loves having the home country person lose in big matches.
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Kys iyofags
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aunty rhea, shoulders protruding

https://x.com/VKiril21644/status/1962865249154916411
look at those bowling balls struggling to stay contained
its like demons locked by a magical spell
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DADDY DADDY!
ise ise
ssb ssb
tet tet
rt rt
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s s
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d d
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is competitive drinking an sport?
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buddy doesn't have a female stalker

cucky matthews isnt cool enough to have a female stalker even wrestling on TV roided up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwcSy8tKbXk

BROKEN LEG BITCH BOY HAHAHAHA
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message to my stalker wxlfqueen

know that you are loved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDJAKyOcIs
R: 8 / I: 3
Best tennis player ever.
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

/asp/

Welcome to /asp/ - All Sports, this is a board for discussing any and call sports!
Feel free to discusing racing, wrassling, MMA, STIHL TIMBERSPORTS®, hockey, tennis, racing.
Please contain discussion about players inside the proper thread.
If there is a very important event for your sport, post about it needing a sticky and it shall be so.
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Yo Kiril you still there? You talk about my board, let’s talk about your board. Oh wait, you ain’t got one because pw banned your fat Bulgarian ass.
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>Welcome to /asp/ - Aspergers, this is a board created solely for that one incel gooner lunatic who's dangerously obsessed with some WWE goth chick and will probably either kill himself in his basement like that bjork stalker or start stalking her irl and go to jail and kill himself there
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I hope she thinks I'm creepy

Ts is revenge.
For what exactly?
Im not sure. I'll finna think of smth
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I got banned from /pw/ for mocking a faggot who turned out to be a jannie.
R: 0 / I: 0
Where's the lie
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>tfw
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>izzy has a mini me fanbase
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Rest in peace, Hulkster
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The GOAT.
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/puroresu/ general

Alright, after that lousy Wrestlemania main event I figure we need a men's puroresu general.

Puroresu is Japanese wrestling. Wrestling has been around for a long time in Japan. The major men's promotions today are New Japan and NOAH.

New Japan can be watched at https://www.njpwworld.com
NOAH can be watched at https://www.wrestle-universe.com
There's also All Japan, which is much smaller (but has a prestigious history) and doesn't feature English commentary but also has a following: https://www.ajpw.tv

Here are some starter matches for anyone looking to get into modern puroresu, I'll post more later:

Kenoh vs Katsuhiko Nakajima (Pro-Wrestling NOAH):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvzh9y3oz8

Tetsuya Naito vs Kenny Omega (NJPW):
https://www.tokyvideo.com/video/g1-climax-27-night-19-tetsuya-naito-vs-kenny-omega

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kota Ibushi (NJPW)
https://vk.com/video-54361599_456280857

Kento Miyahara vs Katsuhiko Nakajima (AJPW)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8wjomq

Kazuchika Okada vs Kenny Omega (NJPW)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59kcwf
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/joshi/ general

Joshi is Japanese women's wrestling. A form of puroresu, it focuses more on in-ring action than one might typically find in WWE while embracing different forms of storytelling and character work.

Since the last joshi thread was removed, we'll set some rules. Only post wrestlers over 18. Matches and shows are welcome. Images, clips, and gifs are welcome but let's try to keep it clean and avoid gravure.

Note to mods: There are people in the community who are going to try to report this because joshi threads make them seethe because they can't stand women's wrestling. But this is very much on topic and we will do our best to keep to the rules of this site. We tend to be well behaved.
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HH NIGGER
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Why are Rheafags obsessed with blacked goods?
R: 3 / I: 1
Uh oh, looks like Starlight Kitto left a shitto
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anti-janny thread

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i decimated the /pw/ jewish faggot mod

KEEP BANNING ME FAGGOT
PERMABAN ME FAGGOT
WHATS UR NAME FAGGOT
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Waterpolo is the only Aryan sport
R: 10 / I: 3
The only thing Kiril will be able to kidnap in his lifetime is more pounds going straight to his fat fuck nigger belly.
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OY WHO MADE THIS!?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4EbFWmVp0AU

U THINK THIS IS FUNNY BOGANS>?
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How retarded are wrestling fans that they got worked by rampages son doing a worked shoot on rikishis indi show???
R: 3 / I: 0
Hello mods can you rangeban every country except america
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Lmao, what a hardcore hack!
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As a fan of old school ECW, for me it's Johnny Grunge and Flyboy Rocco Rock
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>Being one of the niggers who raped Kevin Nash
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KENNY!
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why is she so controversial amongst the internet wrestling community?
>you tell me
you tell me.