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ommm aunty rhea will die with many regreeeetsss
ommm buddy matthews pee pee doesnt woooorkk
ommm pussy dry as used charcoaaalll
ommm many unfulfiled sexual fantasieeesss

ammm cucky matthews feeds her mcdonalds
ammm shes a used coal burning sluuuuuttt
ammm suicide is inevitable and certaaaiinnn
ammm what an unfucked and unloved biiiiitchhh
ammm shes on mental health break because of meeee
ammm she wakes up in cold sweat and cums dreaming meee
ammm this is so much worse than in highschool when they made fun of her mutated shouldeeeersss
ammm ive buckbroken this bitch so haaardddd
ammm shes so used to me buckbreaking her that its her fetish nooowwww
ammm dumb bitch cant start a coal barbecue to save her liifeeeeee
ammm dumb bitch doesnt know where the engine oil cap iiissss
ammm nobody will come to her funeral they will cremate her to save faaaaaceeee!

damn…..now i feel so much better. real alan watts shit!