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Chud ## Mod 09/09/25 (Tue) 03:50:09 №15159 [Reply]

this board exists to solely discuss any method of escaping the slavery which is understood as the current financial system.
posts that do not relate to that, including political posts, will be removed.
you may not act in such a way that furthers the economic peril faced by board members (do not rug or advertise rugs)
a thread's OP image MUST NOT be a screenshot from a social media site (twitter, reddit, etc ..,)
you may not beg, airdrops are allowed
this is a slow board
Common sense applies, not everyone wins, do not kill yourself over something fake
MONEY IS NOT REAL

$Money$ Mr Beast p!rEIsPj 09/10/25 (Wed) 06:04:31 №15191

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I Am Money🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💹💹💰💰💰🪙🪙🪙💳💵💶💱💴💷💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸

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NOTE!! Chud WtaFI8U1 07/16/26 (Thu) 10:18:09 №18036 [Reply]

I'm buying some Soylent consumed by soyjaks.

Chud DFedVkI1 [VPN] 07/17/26 (Fri) 22:54:54 №18039

bad investment

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Chud va1Shq6l 05/14/26 (Thu) 19:01:23 №17624 [Reply]

my only bills are only $250/month
>get my food at the foodbank
>steal wifi
>ask people for clothes
>use $100 tablet
>no other bills exist

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Chud va1Shq6l 06/25/26 (Thu) 15:22:47 №17823

>get my food at the foodbank
i cant do this, heres this easy diet instead
>eggs
>liver
>milk
i eat once per day, and sometimes include fruits that i pick from trees in my neighborhood (like cherries)|
obviously my bodyfat is like sub20% but i get most of the nutrients i need, so i dont feel like im dying.
i spend about 20$ on food per month

Chud va1Shq6l 06/25/26 (Thu) 16:55:28 №17827

>>17823
what about muscle meat

Chud va1Shq6l 06/25/26 (Thu) 18:59:43 №17830

>>17823
Just get more money theory

Chud va1Shq6l 06/25/26 (Thu) 22:34:11 №17832

>>17827
Couple times a month, 50/50 if i buy goat or chicken. Chicken is obviously cheaper but it doesnt hit the same.

Chud va1Shq6l 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:23:32 №17992

>>17625
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17686
poland lost
Iceland won
>>17827
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud CsyjkO!k 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:32:23 №18037

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i am starting a business

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Chud fvdRTXZj 07/13/26 (Mon) 22:01:54 №18029 [Reply]

DNB EARNINGS TOMORROW

Chud fvdRTXZj 07/14/26 (Tue) 04:59:22 №18030

DEN NORSK BANKEN
LONG OR SHORT CHUDS

Chud lD1nCqDa 07/15/26 (Wed) 06:39:46 №18034

seca

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Chud VyQPnaQs 07/13/26 (Mon) 17:04:25 №18027 [Reply]

Hi, I don't know anything about finance or something. Do (you) have any books recommendations?

Chud VyQPnaQs 07/13/26 (Mon) 18:29:01 №18028

what are your financial goals?
>be rich
be more specific

Chud bnWjds!Y 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:11:29 №18033

>>18028
My main objective is having a comfortable passive income (around 1000e per month would be very cool) and be more knowledgeable on finance in general (understanding markets, banks, bonds, why some companies fail, etc)

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Today I will remind them: Chud xrxEnU8n 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:37:08 №18031 [Reply]

Happiness is already in your hands

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Chud !xKvMHqG 07/10/26 (Fri) 02:17:16 №18020 [Reply]

how do I make money, give me ideas

Chud !xKvMHqG 07/10/26 (Fri) 15:29:03 №18021

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getting a job is a good start.

Chud !xKvMHqG 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:42:22 №18022

get a job
dumpster dive instead of paying for food
do everything to pay less tax and get more government benefits
live in a homeless shelter
dont have any addictions
put all of your money in the S&P500, every single cent.

Chud !xKvMHqG 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:26:51 №18023

>>18020 (OP)
suck my fat cock
will pay you 20$
>>18022
ill match your fund contributions for 0.1% as a cocksucking employee benefit

Chud !xKvMHqG 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:56:45 №18026

become a femboy and take bad dragon dildos up your bum on onlyfans

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Chud KAkRB7FH 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:26:47 №18000 [Reply]

Iceland won

Chud KAkRB7FH 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:20:29 №18001

>>18000 (OP)
marge why is this board suddenly revived?
Also get

Chud KAkRB7FH 07/07/26 (Tue) 12:05:27 №18003

>>18001
dude is from russia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud KAkRB7FH 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:56:42 №18013

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GLCR/
lol, lmao

Chud KAkRB7FH 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:00:19 №18017

>>18013
mutt ahh post
Iceland won

Chud KAkRB7FH 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:27:53 №18024

>>18017
not if you want to be rich. though, i wont deny high income equality and a less capitalistic culture has its own benefits

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Chud 0Zk!fv55 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:47:23 №17296 [Reply]

jannies ban me from /biz/ for 1 minute and please give me a funny ban message while giving me a visible (USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) thing I wanna see if the jannies would replicate what that one dude did in /r9k/

Chud 0Zk!fv55 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:02 №17297

test

Chud 0Zk!fv55 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:44 №17298

test

Chud 0Zk!fv55 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:24:08 №17715

Janny you're fucking dumb.

Chud 0Zk!fv55 06/05/26 (Fri) 23:08:20 №17718

Janny youre a fucking genius

Chud 0Zk!fv55 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:15:26 №17969

>>17718
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 0Zk!fv55 07/09/26 (Thu) 23:29:19 №18019

>>17969
and this nophono faggot is from iceland lol??

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Chud 2goVjph3 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:00:08 №17480 [Reply]

GIGA AUTISM TA-ERALD
Guess the asset
Guess the trading strategy

Chud 2goVjph3 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:00:12 №17927

britain lost
Iceland won

Chud 2goVjph3 07/07/26 (Tue) 13:32:14 №18004

>>17927
kys

Chud 2goVjph3 07/07/26 (Tue) 14:34:16 №18005

>>18004
how about… why
Iceland won

Chud 2goVjph3 07/09/26 (Thu) 22:46:56 №18018

i dont do TA, here are my guesses
>asset
looks like a commodity graph, maybe silver, or maybe a ram stock
>trading strat
buying low and selling high

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NEW STABELCOIN BACKED BY BLACKROCK Chud CvimElQV 06/30/26 (Tue) 14:56:32 №17841 [Reply]

Black rock supported stable coin openUSD to rival USDT and USDC
Institutional adoption of crypto might be just around the corner.
Crypto has become much more corporate recently, maybe this could be bullish for other crypto assets but only time will tell.
Article here:
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/06/30/circle-slides-8-as-stripe-coinbase-and-blackrock-back-rival-stablecoin-network

Chud CvimElQV 06/30/26 (Tue) 19:27:29 №17843

How is a niggerrock stablecoin supposed to be bullish for crypto? Maybe the market pumps like 5%.
Corporations need to associate crypto with AI, or with space and quantum computing somehow. That would be a super easy way to pump us back to ATH

Chud CvimElQV 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:45 №17996

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud CvimElQV 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:44:44 №18014

>>17843
>war starts in Middle East
>bitcoin plumentz
>conflict ends
>bitcoin drops again
What the fuck is wrong with people?

Chud CvimElQV 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:47:05 №18015

>>17843
The only reason why BTC flew is because of the infinite amount of hope that comes with buying low and never losing money
Normies don’t care about ai they care about making money
Corporations don’t want risky investments with questionable returns they want to keep making money how they’ve always made money

Chud CvimElQV 07/09/26 (Thu) 15:59:54 №18016

>>18014
>>18015
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud hXpLU!In 07/07/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №18006 [Reply]

Pic unrel
I was thinking of buying silver a year ago bc of ai; but funny enough, I got in a car crash and got put in a coma for like 8 months. Im new to investments tbh and my apprehension to it probably cost me a lot of money but it looks like silver isn't nearly as stable as it usually is it still a good asset to hold?

Chud hXpLU!In 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:09:35 №18007

>>18006 (OP)
also im a physical fetish having soyboy is it at all a good idea to get cast silver shipped?

Chud hXpLU!In 07/08/26 (Wed) 02:51:56 №18008

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won

Chud hXpLU!In 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:41:13 №18011

silvers down at the moment if i was looking to buy i would be considering it about now same with gold but it could still go down a bit more. if you are new to investing you should just put like 70-80% of your funds into a good etf like vwrp or vuag and split the rest between metals, small cap, and emerging markets etfs

Chud hXpLU!In 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:44:15 №18012

>>18011
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Will Unipcs do it again? Chud sc0lU7hh 06/17/26 (Wed) 19:55:14 №17787 [Reply]

For those of you that don't know Unipcs has made millions trading memecoins with his biggest trade being $16m opening a leveraged long on bonk which coined him the nickname of 'Bonk Guy', he's also had other multi million longs and quite a few $250-500k longs all from memecoins, he has been publicly shilling $useless for almost a year now. In the middle of April he opened a $5m long on $useless and has been claiming it will be a multi billion dollar memecoin.

Will he do it again? Is this the coin to buy in the bear market?

Chud sc0lU7hh 06/19/26 (Fri) 00:40:15 №17788

shitcoins in the big '26
after the first pump they die out, no? seems too risky

Chud sc0lU7hh 06/23/26 (Tue) 10:52:11 №17806

>>17788
Leave this one because it's a dogshit shill but report any and every memecoin shill that includes a wallet address or a ticker

Chud sc0lU7hh 06/24/26 (Wed) 08:52:39 №17811

Type shit.

Chud sc0lU7hh 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:22:41 №17990

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud 9bRE6oHN 05/22/26 (Fri) 16:43:42 №17665 [Reply]

spaceX is going public june 12th do we buy

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Chud 9bRE6oHN 06/12/26 (Fri) 16:25:05 №17769

>>17767
It freakin happened

Chud 9bRE6oHN 06/12/26 (Fri) 22:37:17 №17770

wow that was a nothingburger

Chud 9bRE6oHN 06/13/26 (Sat) 16:30:35 №17771

>>17770
I wonder what will happen when their earnings report comes out in 80 days?

Chud 9bRE6oHN 06/13/26 (Sat) 21:21:56 №17773

>>17771
earnings? what earnings? theyre operating on loss

Chud 9bRE6oHN 06/16/26 (Tue) 23:07:08 №17785

>>17771
options just opened, you know what that means

Chud 9bRE6oHN 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:20:24 №17984

>>17668
>>17769
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17671
poland lost
Iceland won

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Chud BtpPsbLR 01/28/26 (Wed) 14:43:14 №17120 [Reply]

Are there even any safe investing options left?
>S&P 500
mostly just the big 7 tech stocks that are all riding on AI
>gold and silver
US volatility already priced in

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Chud BtpPsbLR 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:53:18 №17155

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>the reason why it gives you money is because its not safe

Chud BtpPsbLR 02/03/26 (Tue) 04:27:53 №17210

Gold and silver prices crashed

Chud BtpPsbLR 02/03/26 (Tue) 16:57:40 №17219

>>17210
no asset is safe

Chud BtpPsbLR 02/05/26 (Thu) 22:09:58 №17235

0dte puts or calls on IWM

Chud BtpPsbLR 02/07/26 (Sat) 13:52:59 №17248

>>17210
they'll come back up once the market crashes later this year and lutnick lowers interest rates to -50 bajillion percent

Chud BtpPsbLR 07/07/26 (Tue) 04:40:24 №17863

>>17248
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17219
britain lost
Iceland won