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 β„–15159StickyLocked[Reply]

this board exists to solely discuss any method of escaping the slavery which is understood as the current financial system.
posts that do not relate to that, including political posts, will be removed.
you may not act in such a way that furthers the economic peril faced by board members (do not rug or advertise rugs)
a thread's OP image MUST NOT be a screenshot from a social media site (twitter, reddit, etc ..,)
you may not beg, airdrops are allowed
this is a slow board
Common sense applies, not everyone wins, do not kill yourself over something fake
MONEY IS NOT REAL

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 β„–16348[Reply]

>be me, broke college student
>want to start online store
>anon on /biz/ says "drop shipping is dead, sell soy candles"
>ignore at first
>post pics of soy candle shaped like Elon Musk
>sales spike like rocket to Mars
>tfw market is just memes + degeneracy
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>>17003
why do you ask, chud? never seen a black boy write before?

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soy candles new meta

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am i doing it right?

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up

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trvke



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 β„–17258[Reply]

is collecting bottle caps biznancial advice

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>>17258 (OP)
no



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 β„–17249[Reply]

ethereum is going to 1.6k
bitcoin is going to 55k
end of week

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>>17249 (OP)
bought

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sold



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 β„–17236[Reply]

/biz/deities…….. how do i………… short bitcoin?
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>>17246
im out of money now anyway kekmao, forgot about my short order and went from +300 to -1000 liquidated
ill have to wagiecuck and wait for a bit to get more into crypto.

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>>17242
I know Vito's bottom was signalled if that's what you're referring to.

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>>17247
You should really really really consider getting funded before spending your money on trading.
You need enough money to stick around and trading a funded acount will let you compound into escaping wage cuckery.
Please consider this instead of setting your money on fire

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>>17236 (OP)
Futures contracts

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>>17253
literally never heard of a funded account in my life

 β„–17256

Put options on $ibit



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 β„–17120[Reply]

Are there even any safe investing options left?
>S&P 500
mostly just the big 7 tech stocks that are all riding on AI
>gold and silver
US volatility already priced in
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>>17133
Tsmt
If there was no risk it would be pointless

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>the reason why it gives you money is because its not safe

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Gold and silver prices crashed

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>>17210
no asset is safe

 β„–17235

0dte puts or calls on IWM

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>>17210
they'll come back up once the market crashes later this year and lutnick lowers interest rates to -50 bajillion percent



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 β„–17233[Reply]

WHO has all btc to dump like this?

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>>17234
3108 btc is wild asf

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>>17239
I have no idea but LOWER



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 β„–17232[Reply]

S&P Global is way down.
Don't know what to do with this

 β„–17240

f**ck

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Probably a good time to buy it, it's a planned restructuring. Obviously large amount of volume

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Nvm geg

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>>17243
>falls back on assumption not even 24 hours after prediction
YOu're NEVER GONNA MAKE IT if you keep your time scale this fucking short nigga.
How are you no longer bullish because the price dropped by like .4%????????????



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 β„–17229[Reply]

looking to commission someone to soyjackify an image of my gf and i. i'm paying ofc. i'll take a couple ppl too. just email me at shags6669@gmail.com

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>>17229 (OP)
>>>/r/ + fuck off fakecel nigger go back to tiktok



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 β„–17103[Reply]

Is it better to invest in chocolate bars, or pvre cocoa?

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chocolate wire

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Invest in big black chocolate

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Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.

 β„–17228

pure cocoa because you can turn it into chocolate bars



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 β„–17223[Reply]

Solana is currently below 100$ per token
Price target 40$

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Autistically sperged out my obsession with le candlesticks to my dad and I think he's finally bullish on my bank account.
I can't wait to make him proud

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slf



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 β„–17206[Reply]

whats the news on crypto falling
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honorary bobo

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>>17206 (OP)
Nusois don't sell at ath…



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Has not hit price target award
Still waiting for it to go lower award
Currently the lowest on the weekly candle since april last year award
Isn't going to retrace award
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I am happy I was right but I am still holding, of course, until it hits my price target (OR until feb 25th when my contract expires
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explain your graph indicators

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>>17180
New level of wagiecuck rope

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>>17180
That is exactly what I just said in the fricken titlreno niggerzor
I'm happy by assumption was right idrc about the price or P:L because I've yet to hit my price targets.
I can be up 10% and not be too fucked about it
>>17182
trying something new, for some reason a support area presented itself off of a wedge formation, and I just think that's kino because muh symmetry o algo.
I have no idea if it means anything, so you can ignore it if you want. It is likely to be coincidence, rather than a definied pattern

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>>17192
whatever it is your analysis just cooked like BTC just dropped 1k dollars

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>>17205
Yes I am up a sensational amount of money on my short
My analysis was very basic, and I caught the move pretty much as it started because I have been sitting on my hands for a while.
If I was better at this, I would have probably started shorting weeks ago but I wasn't confident at the time

 β„–17221

I was confident enought to start posting on this board anyway. It was stupid of me to do that however, It's just practise at the end of the day.
No one can trvly benefit off of someone elses analysis because everyones strategy is fundamentally different



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 β„–17190[Reply]

im buying NERVA

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ALL IN

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whys it getting shilled so much

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>>17208
its being banned on 4cuck

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>>17212
well yeah thats because theres a handful of people shilling it on /biz/ it just seems like one of those p&d scams

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>>17213
dont know about the handful i dont lurk enough, i just saw that threads about it were being deleted and there was a lot of shilling against it from bots
so i thought to buy a bag if thats what they dont want me to do

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>>17215
you do you bro maybe it will get some money



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 β„–17173[Reply]

how do i set up a crypto wallet and what opsec tips do you guys have when setting up a wallet?
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>>>17198
>if your this undisciplined to manage your own wallet you should just leave it all on the exchange you bought it from

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>>17203
im just asking as a noob who never did anything crypto related why are you being a asshole over this

 β„–17211

It depends on your threat model. What are you trying to do with the crypto? I can tailor my advice to that

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>>17211
nothing crazy just online payments and shopping. im not doing anything illegal im moreso just interested in the personal privacy aspect of crypto

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>>17214
Ok, the reason I asked is cause crypto opsec is a pretty deep rabbithole and most isn't necessary unless you're trying to BTFO the glowies

You have a few simple options
1. Buy crypto and make transactions with a custodial wallet (like coinbase, kraken). A custodial wallet is where someone else holds the 'keys' to your wallet. Privacy schizos leak about this because in theory your money can be taken at any time, but in reality these things are pretty reliable for everyday transactions
2. Use a non-custodial wallet (MetaMask, Phantom, Exodus) to buy crypto. In this case, you still pay with a credit card or bank transfer but nobody but you has the keys.
3. Buy crypto on a custodial service, and transfer some money to your personal wallet. This is good if you want to balance everyday convenience with more security-conscious activities. I do this btw, I use an SPV (Simplified Payment Verifcation) wallet called Electrum. SPV is useful because normally wallets have to download the entire blockchain (~500GB) to stay up-to-date, whereas this just references public records to see the current state of the blockchain. There are some opsec tradeoffs doe

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>>17216
bro youre the goat thanks for the info



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