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Chud ## Mod 09/09/25 (Tue) 03:50:09 №15159 [Reply]

this board exists to solely discuss any method of escaping the slavery which is understood as the current financial system.
posts that do not relate to that, including political posts, will be removed.
you may not act in such a way that furthers the economic peril faced by board members (do not rug or advertise rugs)
a thread's OP image MUST NOT be a screenshot from a social media site (twitter, reddit, etc ..,)
you may not beg, airdrops are allowed
this is a slow board
Common sense applies, not everyone wins, do not kill yourself over something fake
MONEY IS NOT REAL

$Money$ Mr Beast p!rEIsPj 09/10/25 (Wed) 06:04:31 №15191

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Chud 6NJKnhIa 05/11/26 (Mon) 07:00:00 №17616 [Reply]

bro I cant find a job nigga wtf

Chud CNoYbbRV 05/11/26 (Mon) 21:50:09 №17617

kek

Mr Beast Chud qzkeGVdI [VPN] 05/12/26 (Tue) 16:12:51 №17620

>>17616 (OP)

Come work for me son

Chud 2LyHhgUn 05/14/26 (Thu) 00:29:20 №17623

>>17620
omg mr beast let me be part of a challenge please please pleeeeeaase

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Chud ^4Q7tgbW 05/13/26 (Wed) 01:11:33 №17622 [Reply]

generation zed is so cooked lol wow

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Chud MB4mSPRd 05/08/26 (Fri) 10:42:01 №17608 [Reply]

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16083067.html
Average shartyiq is about 115
Aldoe idk how relevant iq is to stock intuition

Chud MB4mSPRd 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:13:54 №17610

i was debating getting an in person official iq test, all the online ones i ever did i always scored 120 to 140, even the mensa ones. if i spent the 50 quid and studied and possibly took PEDs for the test i might be able to score 150 or higher and that would be really good to flex on my resume

Chud wMqjxmsZ [VPN] 05/12/26 (Tue) 16:19:25 №17621

>>17608 (OP)

After joing the shardee my iq has tripled, 4cvck activley took 1200 points off, now my iq is high enough to challenge the mighty (((allah)))

yes I am currently creating a new universe for only goys to live in

> you cannt do that!!

oh yes I can

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Chud QHAvXTSO 05/11/26 (Mon) 21:51:17 №17618 [Reply]

sold all my MU bags, what do i buy now? sandisk?

Chud QHAvXTSO 05/12/26 (Tue) 03:15:38 №17619

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i bought the top

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Chud 1WQHIqvV 05/10/26 (Sun) 22:05:41 №17612 [Reply]

who else just lost money

Chud K4n6frYx 05/10/26 (Sun) 23:17:18 №17613

up a couple hundred quid since last week

Chud cfv9FUwC 05/10/26 (Sun) 23:58:17 №17614

>>17613
i meant since market open

Chud cfv9FUwC 05/11/26 (Mon) 00:19:46 №17615

i take it back trump just tweeted again, up 100$

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Chud afbDx!kw 05/02/26 (Sat) 23:43:48 №17595 [Reply]

How do I get a job?

Chud afbDx!kw 05/03/26 (Sun) 00:23:09 №17596

act like you care in the interview, i currently work at the goymart™ and i told them i love being busy and that i want to work whatever the hardest role is

Chud afbDx!kw 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:28:09 №17597

Ask all of your parents and relatives first, maybe they have connections or a business. If that fails, learn any skill, even if you dont get a real job you can still work as a freelancer on the hecking anonymous black marketwebs.
If youre a BIPOC, you can just apply anywhere and youll get hired.

Chud XvGSNl02 05/10/26 (Sun) 15:24:40 №17611

>>17596
if it's a government job you can't act like you care too much. people who take their own initiative in government usually get fired on the spot

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Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 09:47:52 №17499 [Reply]

Can I get a refund on my stocks within 30 days if it goes down by a lot?

Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 17:49:49 №17500

lol no

Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 20:16:15 №17501

If you're willing to learn how to hedge volatility with put options, yes

Chud EXsns6kD 04/20/26 (Mon) 00:06:48 №17502

no crying the in casino

Chud EXsns6kD 04/20/26 (Mon) 04:32:25 №17504

>>17502
She's right

Chud EXsns6kD 05/07/26 (Thu) 11:43:40 №17605

Its over bro i just spent all my trust fund on a memecoin im homeless

Chud EXsns6kD 05/09/26 (Sat) 05:46:14 №17609

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ropemaxx

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Chud z7tRmrkf 05/08/26 (Fri) 09:20:10 №17606 [Reply]

Test

Chud z7tRmrkf 05/08/26 (Fri) 09:21:57 №17607

Fucking nigger it doesn't work

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Chud um5X2YI6 05/06/26 (Wed) 22:01:08 №17602 [Reply]

anyone who actually got rich from this board?

Chud um5X2YI6 05/06/26 (Wed) 22:42:15 №17603

Me, im richer by a couple thousand dollars.

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war profiteering general Chud PVrRLYH8 03/19/26 (Thu) 18:28:02 №17379 [Reply]

itt we discuss ways to profit off of the newest distraction from the jartycuck files, and possibly ways to revive this dnb
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i was thinking about investing in oil or sandnigger solutions INC but those stocks are too popular. is there anything else that goes through hormuz that might be worth looking into?

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Chud PVrRLYH8 04/22/26 (Wed) 04:09:48 №17511

>>17492
most of the money is in natural gas actually. my seasonality charts, and other charts i read said there would be a supply squeeze in march, and another in april. that didn't happen. i thought this whole war business, combined with the projected april squeeze would make me some dough. oh well, i can just way until june or july, it'll come up.

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/22/26 (Wed) 05:57:29 №17512

>>17492
>(You) haven't lost money until (You)'ve sold
that is so cope my nigga

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/25/26 (Sat) 19:44:42 №17519

mi keyed millionare grandpa unironically has stocks in rheinmetall and such wholesomegem

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/26/26 (Sun) 01:06:08 №17520

Ive doubled my money off investing in LNG companies weekend before the war started, I knew the war would start because all 3 of the us aircraft carriers were in arabian sea

Chud PVrRLYH8 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:52:03 №17600

Im going to use ChatGPT to create a plan to short oil, I got a gut feeling its going back down in 2/3 weeks

Chud PVrRLYH8 05/06/26 (Wed) 20:19:43 №17601

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massive bottom signal all in on oil

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Chud hsAISYhb 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:59:37 №17417 [Reply]

Can you make a lot of money doordashing?

Chud hsAISYhb 04/02/26 (Thu) 18:41:12 №17418

>>17417 (OP)
maybe if you live in a really big city and also that's probably fake as shit

Chud hsAISYhb 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:18:48 №17599

this video's pretty helpful especially if ur an amerimutt or something
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-Cg6VrPIl0X

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Bloom Energy Chud p3R1Jj7M 04/27/26 (Mon) 15:37:46 №17555 [Reply]

Alright this is what I was trying to tell them and wouldnt let me post. I am SOUNanon I pretty much posted about SOUN and 4chan biz hates me because a lot of them bought in the 10s/20s meanwhile my position I got in the single digits lmao. I don't know why its not letting me post on the /smg/ thread but It's the dude who was talking about SOUN a year or two ago, this is not financial advice because I am not a financial advisor obviously. You guys are honestly dense for not talking about $BE they provide solid oxide fuel cells to AMZN, Oracle, Meta. 800 VDC stocks are like shovels during gold rush its nvidia all over again. Earnings are tomorrow I don't understand why the /smg/ thread isnt talking about it when look at the chart it looks like Palantir/Nvidia. SOUN was a good play and still may be with its patents honestly I don't look at it much after I got my bags from it. I was just silly not knowing when to exit, well I obviously made profit not sure about you guys. LMAO. I'm not a financial advisor none of this is financial advice but bloom is a great company its unironically like 80% of my asset allocation right now and I'm up 500% on some shares. Bloom I think is the biggest company in the Russell 2000 at this point. https://www.briefs.co/news/oracle-just-tripled-its-power-deal-with-bloom-energy-to-skip-the-grid/
https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/04/21/ubs-hikes-bloom-energys-price-target-from-170-to-251-on-the-800-vdc-data-center-revolution/

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Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:38:16 №17590

can anybaldi tell me how to start with this shit? how do i make an account and start investing in this?

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:13:59 №17591

>>17590
Verdict or eToro are available in UAE look up a tutorial of how to set it up, then transfer money in. Individual brokerage accounts act like bank accounts you can even do bill pay from them. Its a transfer from bank account to brokerage, I think brokerages make a bigger effort to protect money than banks they always do 2FA. Nothing in this thread is financial advice I am not a financial advisor

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:52:16 №17592

>>17590
i use hyperliquid xyz

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/02/26 (Sat) 01:08:28 №17593

>>17592
>crypto leverage gambling
just die bro

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:18:04 №17594

>can anybaldi tell me how to start with this shit? how do i make an account and start investing in this?

A lot of people from the UAE are rich immigrants, is this your situation? A lot of people use AI like best friend or therapist this is not right you should use it like how Joe Rogan uses Jamie to pull stuff up

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:32:40 №17598

>>17593
nobodo gambles with leverage

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