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 17232[Reply]

S&P Global is way down.
Don't know what to do with this

 17240

f**ck

 17241

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Probably a good time to buy it, it's a planned restructuring. Obviously large amount of volume

 17243

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Nvm geg

 17244

>>17243
>falls back on assumption not even 24 hours after prediction
YOu're NEVER GONNA MAKE IT if you keep your time scale this fucking short nigga.
How are you no longer bullish because the price dropped by like .4%????????????



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 17103[Reply]

Is it better to invest in chocolate bars, or pvre cocoa?

 17114

chocolate wire

 17159

Invest in big black chocolate

 17171

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.

 17228

pure cocoa because you can turn it into chocolate bars



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 17223[Reply]

Solana is currently below 100$ per token
Price target 40$

 17225

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Autistically sperged out my obsession with le candlesticks to my dad and I think he's finally bullish on my bank account.
I can't wait to make him proud

 17226

slf



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 17206[Reply]

whats the news on crypto falling
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honorary bobo

 17222

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>>17206 (OP)
Nusois don't sell at ath…



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 17176[Reply]

Has not hit price target award
Still waiting for it to go lower award
Currently the lowest on the weekly candle since april last year award
Isn't going to retrace award
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I am happy I was right but I am still holding, of course, until it hits my price target (OR until feb 25th when my contract expires
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 17182

explain your graph indicators

 17188

>>17180
New level of wagiecuck rope

 17192

>>17180
That is exactly what I just said in the fricken titlreno niggerzor
I'm happy by assumption was right idrc about the price or P:L because I've yet to hit my price targets.
I can be up 10% and not be too fucked about it
>>17182
trying something new, for some reason a support area presented itself off of a wedge formation, and I just think that's kino because muh symmetry o algo.
I have no idea if it means anything, so you can ignore it if you want. It is likely to be coincidence, rather than a definied pattern

 17205

>>17192
whatever it is your analysis just cooked like BTC just dropped 1k dollars

 17220

>>17205
Yes I am up a sensational amount of money on my short
My analysis was very basic, and I caught the move pretty much as it started because I have been sitting on my hands for a while.
If I was better at this, I would have probably started shorting weeks ago but I wasn't confident at the time

 17221

I was confident enought to start posting on this board anyway. It was stupid of me to do that however, It's just practise at the end of the day.
No one can trvly benefit off of someone elses analysis because everyones strategy is fundamentally different



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 17190[Reply]

im buying NERVA

 17199

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ALL IN

 17208

whys it getting shilled so much

 17212

>>17208
its being banned on 4cuck

 17213

>>17212
well yeah thats because theres a handful of people shilling it on /biz/ it just seems like one of those p&d scams

 17215

>>17213
dont know about the handful i dont lurk enough, i just saw that threads about it were being deleted and there was a lot of shilling against it from bots
so i thought to buy a bag if thats what they dont want me to do

 17218

>>17215
you do you bro maybe it will get some money



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 17173[Reply]

how do i set up a crypto wallet and what opsec tips do you guys have when setting up a wallet?
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 17204

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>>>17198
>if your this undisciplined to manage your own wallet you should just leave it all on the exchange you bought it from

 17207

>>17203
im just asking as a noob who never did anything crypto related why are you being a asshole over this

 17211

It depends on your threat model. What are you trying to do with the crypto? I can tailor my advice to that

 17214

>>17211
nothing crazy just online payments and shopping. im not doing anything illegal im moreso just interested in the personal privacy aspect of crypto

 17216

>>17214
Ok, the reason I asked is cause crypto opsec is a pretty deep rabbithole and most isn't necessary unless you're trying to BTFO the glowies

You have a few simple options
1. Buy crypto and make transactions with a custodial wallet (like coinbase, kraken). A custodial wallet is where someone else holds the 'keys' to your wallet. Privacy schizos leak about this because in theory your money can be taken at any time, but in reality these things are pretty reliable for everyday transactions
2. Use a non-custodial wallet (MetaMask, Phantom, Exodus) to buy crypto. In this case, you still pay with a credit card or bank transfer but nobody but you has the keys.
3. Buy crypto on a custodial service, and transfer some money to your personal wallet. This is good if you want to balance everyday convenience with more security-conscious activities. I do this btw, I use an SPV (Simplified Payment Verifcation) wallet called Electrum. SPV is useful because normally wallets have to download the entire blockchain (~500GB) to stay up-to-date, whereas this just references public records to see the current state of the blockchain. There are some opsec tradeoffs doe

 17217

>>17216
bro youre the goat thanks for the info



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 17183[Reply]

wtf just happened to gold and silver?
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also btw im a nusoiretard what ticker do i check for gold prices idc about CFDs
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 17185

Joos dumped it to keep electronic prices low. Buy dip

 17193

>>17183 (OP)
Massive commodity self off, scary!!!

 17196

>>17193
I think it's funny that the `DAQ is up alot today because high commodity prices are usually an indicator of weak market performance, so the reverse is apparently true with major sell offs, ev&oe it's likely people haven't even begun adding their gold profits back into any index fund yet.
Maybe they have, but real niggas are shorting crypto currencies rn

 17197

This market is so silly! Literally everyone is schizophrenic as fuck and we're all just confirming each other's delusions as a sentient hive mind

 17201

>>17183 (OP)
you were able to sell gld and silver for higher price in china and now china is blocking that so what you are see is all the over leveraged tards get rekt

 17209

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>>17201
informative



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 17175[Reply]

If BTC hits 70k, is there any saving it? And if BTC falls, is there any saving cryptocurrencies overall?

 17189

Retards first bear market. Just HODL and pray

 17195

>>17175 (OP)
Get off of crypto twitter
Learn TA
Study the historical price of assets you are Interested in
→profit

 17202

should bottom around 41.5k this august/September if you believe in the past performance=future . At the end of the day its all up to you



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 17027[Reply]

Nigga i'm here to tell you what to buy next nigga since Trump bouta get this shit started with Greenland. MILITARY DRONES AND BATTERIES NIGGA.

Ondas Holdings now Ondas Inc. (ONDS) - Drone Companies that acquired GOYIM companies and some in the U.S and invested a shit ton into the U.S. Won contracts and orders for their drone products. Has a partnership with UMAC. They are not competitors since ONDAS makes drones and UMAC makes the components for it.

Unusual Machines (UMAC) - Drone Component Manufacturer. Niggas done got Donald Trump Jr. on their shit. They going to be getting many contracts. However here's the thing UMAC and ONDAS are strategic partners They invested into Safe Pro Group with a combined 80 million dollars.

Safe Pro Group (SPAI) - If you don't know Safe Pro Group provides drone solutions and other technologies. Basically, they got software and the services, they just need the stuff to supply it which is why ONDAS and Unusual Machines bought that shit for 80 million.

Lightpath Technologies (LPTH) - They provide the cameras for the drones and other technologies. Have partnership with UMAC the trump-backed company

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 17030

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>Nigga i'm here to tell you what to bu-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 17050

>>17030
shut the fuck up nigger

 17132

Bought more on Ondas. Trump getting drone warfare in this bitcg

 17186

Lets fact check this
Ondas Inc. (ONDS) : 10.36USD (-8.07%)
Unusual Machines Inc. : 13.85USD (-9.36%)
Safe Pro Group Inc. : 4.6800USD (-12.20%)
LPTH -10%
AMPX -8%

So basically its fucking over. If OP was right, this should bottom out soon and we'll be able to profit on war. Otherwise warren buffet won



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 16588[Reply]

hi /biz/gigas

 17172

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.



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 17157[Reply]

>silver at $85.26/oz
chat what is the consensus

 17158

>light theme
yeah im not logged in cry about it [giga]

 17166

>>17157 (OP)
Buy more

 17168

bullish

 17169




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 17160[Reply]

Hello fellow soy'dults, I want money advice because I'm an adult who is above 18 and here is what I'm looking for:

Work adive
Big adult tax advice
How to scam goyim
How to house tax finance adult stuff
How to make money in funny ohio skibidi
How to loose it all in inevestements

 17165

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TING TING TING. This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “hair-comb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little hair-comb”

I’m not really interested in hair-comb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

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 17167

up



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 17164[Reply]

I've got a liitle hair-comb


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 17154[Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

 17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting



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