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Chud Axfi0bhF 06/05/26 (Fri) 23:22:46 №17719 [Reply]

Chud Axfi0bhF 06/07/26 (Sun) 00:03:44 №17725

🔥🔥🔥

Chud Axfi0bhF 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:16:08 №17971

>>17725
britain lost
Iceland won

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Figured out UBI Chud qzwimbpL 05/31/26 (Sun) 18:46:19 №17694 [Reply]

The closest thing we have in the modern day to UBI is shorting eth with high lev

Chud qzwimbpL 06/01/26 (Mon) 03:55:08 №17700

gambling is not UBI
don't cry when you lose it all

Chud qzwimbpL 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:48:25 №17703

its amazing how shit ETH is but i refuse to short it after its fallen 9000000nigillion%

Chud qzwimbpL 06/06/26 (Sat) 11:56:23 №17722

>>17700
it's not gambling when you know the worst performing asset of all time is going to go down in price

Chud qzwimbpL 06/06/26 (Sat) 22:03:32 №17724

>>17722
you made money… THIS time nigger

Chud qzwimbpL 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:15:54 №17970

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud xNEqdLCm 06/05/26 (Fri) 22:42:46 №17716 [Reply]

Chud xNEqdLCm 06/05/26 (Fri) 22:57:06 №17717

Dibigal golb!

Chud xNEqdLCm 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:15:08 №17968

>>17717
germany lost
Iceland won

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Chud Ck7r7AhD 06/02/26 (Tue) 17:26:37 №17707 [Reply]

i longed crypto. I wont be eating for the rest of this month

Chud Ck7r7AhD 06/03/26 (Wed) 04:20:40 №17709

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>>17707 (OP)
500 bucks melted in just a span of a couple days

Chud Ck7r7AhD 06/03/26 (Wed) 14:57:02 №17710

no crying in the casino

Chud Ck7r7AhD 06/03/26 (Wed) 16:15:38 №17711

update: XMR is back to my original position, i cant fucking believe it. We're eating lobsters again

Chud Ck7r7AhD 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:50:43 №17713

>>17711
oh my god stop gambling nigga
at least set a fucking stop loss or buy a put

Chud Ck7r7AhD 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:14:54 №17967

this thread lost
Iceland won

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Chud 4EjHiznV 05/31/26 (Sun) 22:13:55 №17698 [Reply]

somebaldi told me that 'teens buy and sell things on this board like 'list. Im pretty certain thats a falsenvke.

falsenvke or trvke?

Chud 4EjHiznV 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:49:36 №17704

we sell pizza

Chud 4EjHiznV 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:14:20 №17965

mutt ahh post
Iceland won

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Chud GHxYh0i9 05/26/26 (Tue) 17:52:25 №17683 [Reply]

We have to be near the top. So many goys are retiring off of AI stocks, and im getting FOMO energy after selling the EARLIER generational ATH.

Chud GHxYh0i9 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:00:09 №17688

Bro…

Chud GHxYh0i9 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:14:08 №17964

this thread lost
Iceland won

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Chud OBW6ky7d 05/26/26 (Tue) 21:18:48 №17685 [Reply]

you goys I just got an interview for a slop job jestermaxing for the corporation for MINIMUM WAGE!!!¡!!

Chud OBW6ky7d 05/28/26 (Thu) 06:44:52 №17687

geg he can be a wagie now

Chud OBW6ky7d 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:13:54 №17963

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won

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nu method Chud sjJK7vjY 05/22/26 (Fri) 09:46:52 №17662 [Reply]

upload burger gooning (cheeseburger fetish) porn and you can make tons of money on patreon, all you need to know is basic image editing

Chud sjJK7vjY 06/08/26 (Mon) 12:11:07 №17739

up

Chud sjJK7vjY 06/09/26 (Tue) 01:17:38 №17742

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down

Chud sjJK7vjY 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:13:38 №17962

france lost
Iceland won

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Chud oNelNR5D 05/24/26 (Sun) 01:59:07 №17673 [Reply]

i need to jestermax for some money. what jobs should I apply for

Chud oNelNR5D 05/24/26 (Sun) 13:49:11 №17674

get a night shift job for easy money

Chud oNelNR5D 05/24/26 (Sun) 15:37:28 №17676

>>17673 (OP)
put 5k into SPY calls for monday

Chud oNelNR5D 05/24/26 (Sun) 16:00:43 №17677

>>17674
this so much this gas station night shift was the easiest job i ever did

Chud oNelNR5D 05/26/26 (Tue) 17:14:50 №17682

>>17676
Did anyone listen to me on this? Literal free money

Chud oNelNR5D 05/26/26 (Tue) 17:52:40 №17684

>>17682
I did :D

Chud oNelNR5D 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:13:21 №17961

>>17674
canada lost
Iceland won
>>17676
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>17677
britain lost
Iceland won

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Boeing Chud auO2GEr6 05/24/26 (Sun) 16:18:42 №17678 [Reply]

Thoughts on this stock? Trump holds alot of it and I think its because he has inside info on the future of the company and their upcoming projects like NGAD. Their business is also more broadly diversified as opposed to a company like Lockheed

Chud auO2GEr6 05/24/26 (Sun) 20:03:30 №17679

but trump has made a lot of losing trades, and airline companies are notoriously bad investments during times of instability (like right now)
i dont really know much about boeing though, just trying to lay out the risk. stock could maybe do a 2x?

Chud auO2GEr6 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:12:51 №17960

britain lost
Iceland won

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Copper's Inevitable Increase in Value Chud Ch7Nj2aj 05/23/26 (Sat) 06:55:58 №17669 [Reply]

Copper will become scarcer as companies keep using it in electric vehicles, construction, plumbing, etc., and will absolutely increase in value years from now. What are some stocks you would recommend buying into that have to do with copper mining?

Chud Ch7Nj2aj 05/23/26 (Sat) 07:24:06 №17670

buy penny stocks because pennies are made out of copper

Chud Ch7Nj2aj 05/24/26 (Sun) 15:15:53 №17675

Steal copper wiring from people's shit

Chud Ch7Nj2aj 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:12:38 №17959

mutt ahh post
Iceland won

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Investing in Legos Chud hLYIPHfu 05/21/26 (Thu) 03:19:01 №17647 [Reply]

Did you ever buy or have considered buying a Lego set to hold on to and sell for a higher value, long after the set's retirement (no longer being produced)?

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Chud hLYIPHfu 05/21/26 (Thu) 23:46:39 №17660

>>17659
Retarded nigger, I buy silver, gold, and stocks. I only have like two sets I'm holding onto to sell later. What, do you think I hold over 250 LEGO sets to sell when I'm 70?

Chud hLYIPHfu 05/21/26 (Thu) 23:58:55 №17661

>>17660
grow some iq cells before you chat shit mate

Chud hLYIPHfu 05/22/26 (Fri) 16:40:22 №17664

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>investing into lego funko pops and trans literature instead of silver and land

le Chud hLYIPHfu 05/22/26 (Fri) 18:11:09 №17666

lego???!! TAKE MEDS YOU SCHIZO, like what is next faggot trending? investing tramine's hentai???

Chud hLYIPHfu 05/22/26 (Fri) 19:53:18 №17667

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>>17666
>trend ev&oe it's never been one

Chud hLYIPHfu 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:12:18 №17958

>>17659
>>17661
britain lost
Iceland won

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quant & actuary thread Chud TbFmvBj7 05/01/26 (Fri) 17:28:53 №17585 [Reply]

Any anons here have experience in financial STEM?

Chud TbFmvBj7 05/21/26 (Thu) 15:17:48 №17654

>>17585 (OP)
Dude if you find a quant on this site or even 4chan /biz/, then they're probably larping

Chud TbFmvBj7 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:11:09 №17956

mutt ahh post
Iceland won

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Chud 2Ur!JqRi 05/11/26 (Mon) 21:51:17 №17618 [Reply]

sold all my MU bags, what do i buy now? sandisk?

Chud 2Ur!JqRi 05/12/26 (Tue) 03:15:38 №17619

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i bought the top

Chud 2Ur!JqRi 05/15/26 (Fri) 21:32:29 №17629

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its fucking over

Chud 2Ur!JqRi 05/21/26 (Thu) 14:11:11 №17653

Quantum

Chud 2Ur!JqRi 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:10:52 №17955

this thread lost
Iceland wins

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Chud HEt58sbR 05/15/26 (Fri) 20:40:18 №17627 [Reply]

i have five euro what do i do with them to maximize serotonin and dopamine levels and short term pleasure

Chud HEt58sbR 05/15/26 (Fri) 21:31:39 №17628

take 2.5, gamble them
the rest, buy a burger

Chud HEt58sbR 05/16/26 (Sat) 19:34:16 №17630

Buy the cheapest hard alcohol and get fucked up

Chud HEt58sbR 05/16/26 (Sat) 19:35:07 №17631

>>17630
Or find a homeless crackhead and give it to her for a blowjob

Chud HEt58sbR 05/21/26 (Thu) 03:26:11 №17651

drugs or five one euro scratch tickets

Chud HEt58sbR 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:10:27 №17954

this thread lost
Iceland won

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