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 β„–15596[Reply]

itt we drop our bitcoin addresses because we just will okay
bc1qmsjhks4ak85eex94lm4fqglryz8h0xw4dxs523

 β„–17305

ZERO REPPIES

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>sending money to strangers

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>>15596 (OP)
As Safe as John Kept on Stuttin on West 72nd?

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>>17307
it's funny how Trump's ear just healed with no hole, no scab and no scar.

He's an Alien

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mutt ahh thread
Iceland won



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 β„–17417[Reply]

Can you make a lot of money doordashing?

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>>17417 (OP)
maybe if you live in a really big city and also that's probably fake as shit

 β„–17599

this video's pretty helpful especially if ur an amerimutt or something
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-Cg6VrPIl0X

 β„–17794

Horse shit. the most I made in a day doing doordash over 7-8 hours is 250
thats 1250 a week at most if you made that much a day but some days is 160 or 140 in 8 hours. it's shit work

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>>17599
dude is from australia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17784[Reply]

Is it just me or should we kill all- Wait… This isn't /soy/, where am I?

 β„–17786

snca board with 4cuck refugees about money i think

 β„–17985

dude is from argentina
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17778[Reply]

Welcome to Soyjak Wiki - https://soyjakwiki.org - the free ensoyclopedia

 β„–17983

mutt ahh post
Iceland won



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 β„–17740[Reply]

Hello bros, I have been trying to make it but I had no luck. I need some help!
3yvuv4aDiQZmfFKVB9gYM1YEKsxAbs1QaQJA1xgbkGvm
0xa90cB15205eb830651B4C68311e4d9da2045baeB
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 β„–17741

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>Hello bros, I have been trying to make it but I had no luck. I need some help!
>3yvuv4aDiQZmfFKVB9gYM1YEKsxAbs1QaQJA1xgbkGvm
>0xa90cB15205eb830651B4C68311e4d9da2045baeB
>bc1qyec3qhd8vl0k5t567usf8arcsvdmyfwc9asqg6

 β„–17775

Begging on an imageboard is very sugoi desu

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>>17775
dude is from bulgaria
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 β„–17749[Reply]

You will never be a real company. You have no cashflows, you have no competitive advantage, you have no moat. You are a debt-driven entity twisted by corporate bonds and short-term lending into a crude mockery of investment-grade perfection.

All "bulishness" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind the coverage analysts mock you. Credit agencies are disgusted and ashamed of you, institutions laugh at your ghoulish balance sheet behind close doors.

Investors are utterly repulsed by you. Two thousand years of free market principles have allowed investors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who "pass" look uncanny and uninvestable to an investor. Your debt structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a robin hood account to invest in you, he'll turn tail and sell the second he gets a whiff of your fucked, unsustainable debt to EBITDA ratio.

You will never be great. You wrench out a fake press profile and every single quarter you tell your bondholders it will be ok, but deep inside you feel the insolvency creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under liquidation proceedings.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll hire bankrypcy lawyers, file for chapter 11, put it out for press release, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bondholders will get their claw back, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll take you off the index with a SEC filing marked with your company name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fraud is liquidated there. Your liquidation mass will dissolve and go back to the lenders, and all that will remain of your legacy is a corporate headquarters that are unmistakably occupied by someone else.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 β„–17772

I've made this gemmy 'sta you better add it to the 'ki

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poland lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17765[Reply]

I was paying Terminal 00 $50!

 β„–17980

mutt ahh post
Iceland won



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 β„–17747[Reply]

should i take any economics related classes for my senior year of high school? Im afraid that if i take one of them it will be a bunch of Keynesian Bullshit or stuff that wont be use full at all. and I also need to focus on Calc and physics.

 β„–17748

calc is short for calculator btw

 β„–17750

All the hoes take econ. Fuck calc and physics that shit can wait.

 β„–17751

>All the hoes take econ. Fuck calc and physics that shit can wait.

if you say so..

 β„–17763

>>17747 (OP)
I took economics in college and was so upset to find out it was hardly maths related AT ALL
I barely paid attention, you learn concepts like supply and demand with more complexity but it's just another layer to what is common knowledge

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>>17748
>>17763
britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17762[Reply]

>Muh heckin nintendo games are so wholesome!! surely the stock will let me move out of my moms house

 β„–17978

britain lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17760[Reply]

Is it keyed to invest in Xiaomi right now it seems promising. YES picture related IAS

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>>17760 (OP)

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this thread lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17752[Reply]

crossposting from /soy/ cause why the fuck is it on /soy/
<reddit space
the popular east asian concenience stores like 711 and lawson are very popular worldwide for their 24/7 quick convenience shopping model
however the success hasn't replicated very well outside of asia
the closest thing to an urbanized walkable society, europe has strict working and operating hours
despite this some european convenience stores have figured out a new model, a polish chain very popular in poland known as zabka has started developing stored either partially or fully operated by AI during late hours
zabka "nanos" as they're called are open 24/7, no workers, fully operated by ai
zabka also has a hybrid model called "non-stop", which operate during the day like normal but switch to AI shops at night
because of these 2 examples, this likely means that this model could be replicated similarly in other european countries which has actually not been tapped into much like the uk or france.
711 is planning expansion into germany after seeing zabka's local success and might replicate their model so there's not much time.
nusoi, get an investment from a bank and open a 24/7 convenience store near you. the time is right for you to be rich

 β„–17976

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won



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 β„–17720[Reply]

im sick of being poor what stocks and crypto should i look into

 β„–17733

investing provides % return on assets

if you're poor, "invest" in a job or higher education
you need a foundation to start actual investing

 β„–17746

0DTE SPY calls (or just whatever tech stock is currently being mentioned the most)
500x degen leverage shorting crypto
if you have <20$, just gamble and pray for a couple hundred bucks, worked out thrice for me.

 β„–17975

mutt ahh post
Iceland won



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 β„–17743[Reply]

i am american. i spent $TCoAFGN on this cat speaker

 β„–17744

cuz it's too expensive because…

 β„–17745

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I AM REALLY REALLY BROKE.

 β„–17974

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won



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 β„–17689[Reply]

Should I look into buying this site from Quote? I have the money to do so since I just inherited a pretty good amount from my Uncle and I don't really have anything to spend it on.
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>>17689 (OP)
why not

 β„–17721

please no

 β„–17736

yes please

 β„–17737

please help

 β„–17738

we NEED you

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>>17721
poland lost
Iceland won
>>17690
canada lost
Iceland won



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 β„–17726[Reply]

Around a month ago I stumbled upon a business idea that could pull me out of poverty and no longer being a pathetic neet but I am weighing the morality of whether I should execute this idea into fruition or try something else. It's OFM (Onlyfans management) in a nutshell you sign a contract with models where you get 50% of their revenue if you scale their social media and bring in subs. It's a great business model and if you get multiple models I can genuinely make a killing, plus it's subscription based so I would make money every month. I estimate it would take me 3 months to make it to 10k a month easy. My issue isn't execution itself, I have all the resources and skills necessary to make the business successful. Rather, it's the question of whether the end justifies the means. It goes against my personal morals because I am basically contributing to promoting degeneracy among society. But at the same time, what has society ever done for me? So I am kind of caught in the middle of whether I should just say fuck it and do it, or I should have a backbone and continue the endless search of finding other opportunities. I need to make a final decision soon because I don't want to waste any more time doing research. I hate the fact that I'm a man of 'inaction' and that needs to change. No more procrastinating. Opinions 'teens?
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 β„–17729

Do it obviously OF subscribers are not sentient and your financial wellbeing should not be restricted by some morals that have honestly never been applicable in the world.

 β„–17730

>Do it obviously OF subscribers are not sentient and your financial wellbeing should not be restricted by some morals that have honestly never been applicable in the world.

Yeah I agree on this one, plus they are going to sub to someones Onlyfans in the end, might as well profit off of degenerates to fund my own life rather than throwing opportunity away. Either way the money will be made with or without me.

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>>17726 (OP)
if you think you can drastically improve your own quality of life by doing something you should go for it, these chicks would just end up getting some other person as their manager and the braindead simps will still buy the vids so whether you do it or not

 β„–17735

does the happiness from your income outweigh the sadness of your moral compromise?
that's your answer

 β„–17972

>>17732
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEG



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