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 β„–17134[Reply]

Indian niggers painted a massive fucking penis on my heckin memetoken chart, how could you tell?
MY POSITIONS:
SHORT $BTC
SHORT $AAPL
I still own no $HYPE
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I am more into swing trading rather than day trade scalping, but I'm kicking myself for not shorting the NASDAQ today :(
MAYBE potential short tomorrow? FUCK THAT MEANS I GOTTA GET UP EARLY NIGGA NOOOOOOOO
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>>17143
>its a mystery as to why 4cucks wont move here
I also think this is a good thing btw. From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
I am simply here to refine myself (and boredom) and I'm obsessed or something.
I don't wanna waste my life away arguing with anyone about anything to do with something you can only improve at with study

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>>17147
We're just getting started nigga
It's gonna be an interesting few months, I'm excited to see what new tech comes out a the next market bottom.
I won't be late to whatever new crypto fad blows up this time I swear!!!!

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Best possible scenario is sideways from here
Stop loss at 94k btw

I seriously doubt any potential rebound up again.
If that happens consider it a white swan. Or a black swan for muh fuggen bags o algo

 β„–17151

>shorted BTC
>it dumps
iranese spy tech tier investing

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>>17151
Genius!

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>>17138
blackpilling. have a bobo

>>17143
remember when this board had over 100 PPH?

>>17148
>From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
tbf hearing sources from random people online is obviously bad but i doubt the best traders dont have some social media interaction outside of trading. online forums have their own advantages as well


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 β„–17126[Reply]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK (I own 0(zero) hyperliquid tokens)
Currently waiting for a good entry point >:)

 β„–17127

The reason I was bullish on $HYPE yesterday was because of:
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1) It is distinctly priced compared to the $BTC chart. $ETH, $SOL, and other tokens are almost tied to the performance of bitcoin.
If bitcoin is rallying, so is everything else.
$HYPE is it's own individual asset, it behaves different based on the attention to the parent tech (the DEX crypto leverage exchange)
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2) IT broke out of a downward canal movement whilst BTC was consolidating. Generally a bullish thing, even if it's starts going sideways.
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3) I like the tech. Apparently hyperliquid is STILL the best dex leverage exchange to trade crypto on.

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thanks for the +10%

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>>17130
IF I WASN'T SUCH A SLF I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE INITIAL MOVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>17136
i sold at 34 but i bought at like 30 nigger im a fucking moron, i cant even cover fees with this
if i wasnt such a wagiecuck nigger i couldve lurked moarder and boutet earlier

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>>17142
we're all gonna make it brah dw


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 β„–17117[Reply]

where can i find good courses about computer science to escape financial slavery o algo?
btw im watching cs50 course rn

 β„–17118

>>17117 (OP)
This is the worst time in human history to get into computer science

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>>17118
cuz of ai?

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>>17118
blackpill nigga everyone needs to get into computer science
If you actually know the language you're coding in, you have the ultimate advantage over ai script kiddies

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>>17128
Yeah and even if you could fully automate the development of features in a program, (You) will still have to verify changes !
If you can't fucking read the code, how the fuck are you gonna build anything?

 β„–17131

>>17121
You can't compete with outsourcing to india


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 β„–17109[Reply]

How do i invest in the tate brothers. Sent from my mental hospital ipad

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 β„–17055[Reply]

Thinking of buying into Ubisoft in expectation of a buyout. They're basically on the door to bankruptcy and their stock is worth pennies. No. I have not thought hard about it. I'm going on feeling alone.

Dissuade me, if you must

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>>17055 (OP)
They're going to go private if someone buys them out and your money disappears

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>>17056
thats not how that works retard

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>>17055 (OP)
Well do you under stand why it's dying? They have made continuously bad decisions over time ( I was a fan of their games), and this can ruin the trust in a companies ability to perform.
You must ask yourself the obvious, 'Are they going to continue making money?'
You must figure this out yourself.
If you know something others don't, stfu and start placing orders

 β„–17108

You’re stupid Ubisoft is dying and has shit games


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>>17062 (OP)
Meds I told everyone to buy silver and gold months ago

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>>17063
i did this

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>>17063
even my grandpa did dis

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>>17063
we all did this


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 β„–17032[Reply]

I'm shorting BTC here AMA
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>>17045
spit your positions, i'm long on puts

 β„–17052

how did you get so good at this

 β„–17058

developer tips thread

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>>17048
long intel!!!!!!
>drops 20% a day later

lmao

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>>17060
>listening to some random nigga on the sharty biz for investment advice
NUSOIS DO NOT USE A STOP LESS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

 β„–17068

>>17052
I'm not I am using a teaching method to further my own knowledge
NEW THREAD ON IT'S WAY


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>buy NVDA at $100
>current price is around $190
does anyone have any good insights about NVDA? im thinking of selling considering how they are trying to AIMaxx, but i want to also know if they have anything else planned ahead. just help me catch up bc im lazy
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>>16346 (OP)
its going to shit the bed when china goes domestic

 β„–17022

Sell, the bubble will pop any minute now

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>>17022
>turkey

 β„–17028

OP, first of all, bubble won't pop. Don't listen to the roach whose country's currency has devalued over the past decade.

Second, NVIDIA does have a future, but Google might be a better buy. NVIDIA has lots of shit in AI, but Google has more than AI.
-Waymo >Tesla Rival
-Google Docs, Google Drive, Google Slides, etc. >Microsoft Rival
-Google Cloud >AWS Rival
-Gemini >OP THAT'S A KEY TRAIT SINCE APPLE'S AI IS SO SHIT THEY PARTNERED WITH GOOGLE TO USE GEMINI AS THE SOURCE AI. Also, OpenAI rival
-Their own LLMs >Rival to multiple AI Companies including META
-Own TPUs, which is a threat to NVIDIA
-Quantum Computing (soon, but research and money is being put into them) >Rival to IBM
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Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Nvidia is just AImaxxing, like you said. They aren't really caring about video gaming anymore, which is what made them relevant in the first place. Google has more than just AI, so if the bubble does burst, Google won't immediately crash.

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>>17028
you have a point. good analysis as well.


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 β„–17054[Reply]

I think I am cheater

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 β„–17021[Reply]

feelsgoodman

 β„–17025

tsmt


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 β„–17020[Reply]

if i convert to judaism will they automatically give me a bank and 1 million shekels

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then I will kill you


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Hey cucks, ive been thinking about investing 10k into BTC today. Should i do this?
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>>15820 (OP)
Crypto is a scam

 β„–15833

Buy vti and hold for 5 years

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>>15830
OP here. Kek.

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>>15830
>>16983
geg even

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>>15820 (OP)
>>16983
genius

 β„–17016

No, it's on the down cycle right now, wait 6 months to invest


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What if I told you about a dog born the same day when the first Bitcoin block was mined? Her owner recently deployed a token on SOL to commemorate both Bitcoin and Lily's birthday and as of this post it is sitting at 35k MC. Lilybux may be one of those obscure narratives that could have an appeal due to the unique narrative, the dog was born Jan 3 2009 its the same day Bitcoin was launched.

https://dexscreener.com/solana/3waszzhadqjdw2decxbbom1qlmkmh3pcbxk9narwpump

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>>17008 (OP)
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Ways to make money;
-become a sys admin/security network admin , they waste all time doing nothing cause the servers never break. They make 150k a year minimum in a first world country.
-become a Patreon fag making AI video game porn art. Summertime Saga is making 360k a year.
-discuss how to make soft rugpull casino's such as Las Vegas and NFTs where they don't blame you "it's just a game/gamble, bro, no need to call the cops bro" , seriously why does nobody ever call the cops on the Casino? everyone just accepts it as normal?
-beehive keeping :)) mushroom farming … tons of tutorials & discussion forums online … just not on /biz/
-making popular accounts with millions of followers to rake in cash from people paying you for those followers' views(which are just bots like 90% of 4cuck, seriously I bought ads on 4cuck and 2300 clicks of nothing but bots who gave me views but no accounts)
-Youtube videos of various bullraisin such as storytimes which highly depends on the algorithm and people finding you cause bots & kids are shallow fucks who refuse to click on your secondary channels.
-Right now all the money is being made on Raydium Solana, not on Binance, Polygon, Ethereum … maybe on Base. You'd be an old fool baby boomer to refuse to get in on Solana where the money is.
-Make a Minecraft server, yes it's real. (A POPULAR Minecraft server where people pay you)
-Make a popular Roblox server/map/game… again requires popularity. Only the 2% of games ever make it.
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-working off the books in plumbing. you will meet a lot of old people who usually have a lot of money. also no competition from sandniggers and indians cause they are scared of da poo poo or whatever

 β„–17004

up

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>Ways to make money;
>-become a sys admin/security network admin , they waste all time doing nothing cause the servers never break. They make 150k a year minimum in a first world country.
>-become a Patreon fag making AI video game porn art. Summertime Saga is making 360k a year.
>-discuss how to make soft rugpull casino's such as Las Vegas and NFTs where they don't blame you "it's just a game/gamble, bro, no need to call the cops bro" , seriously why does nobody ever call the cops on the Casino? everyone just accepts it as normal?
>-beehive keeping :)) mushroom farming … tons of tutorials & discussion forums online … just not on /biz/
>-making popular accounts with millions of followers to rake in cash from people paying you for those followers' views(which are just bots like 90% of 4cuck, seriously I bought ads on 4cuck and 2300 clicks of nothing but bots who gave me views but no accounts)
>-Youtube videos of various bullraisin such as storytimes which highly depends on the algorithm and people finding you cause bots & kids are shallow fucks who refuse to click on your secondary channels.
>-Right now all the money is being made on Raydium Solana, not on Binance, Polygon, Ethereum … maybe on Base. You'd be an old fool baby boomer to refuse to get in on Solana where the money is.
>-Make a Minecraft server, yes it's real. (A POPULAR Minecraft server where people pay you)
>-Make a popular Roblox server/map/game… again requires popularity. Only the 2% of games ever make it.
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up

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>robbing niggers

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>>17006
Vendor slop?


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