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Chud KLZaPAXG 08/10/26 (Mon) 03:01:49 №18076 [Reply]

dead board lol

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Chud lgYKIFX8 02/05/26 (Thu) 23:10:40 №17236 [Reply]

/biz/deities…….. how do i………… short bitcoin?

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Chud lgYKIFX8 02/08/26 (Sun) 21:07:45 №17254

>>17236 (OP)
Futures contracts

Chud lgYKIFX8 02/09/26 (Mon) 17:23:10 №17255

>>17253
literally never heard of a funded account in my life

Chud lgYKIFX8 02/09/26 (Mon) 23:50:45 №17256

Put options on $ibit

Chud lgYKIFX8 07/07/26 (Tue) 04:40:44 №17864

>>17253
>>17254
britain lost
Iceland won

Chud lgYKIFX8 08/04/26 (Tue) 11:24:57 №18064

you need to go to your nearest crack alley and ask for bitcoin shorts, then take everything they give you at once

Chud lgYKIFX8 08/10/26 (Mon) 01:23:46 №18075

I think I saw some Bitcoin shorts on Amazon. Have you tried there?

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Chud goK2PeWO 08/02/26 (Sun) 01:55:10 №18058 [Reply]

DNB board just like my country's economy

Chud goK2PeWO 08/02/26 (Sun) 19:40:57 №18059

When this fuckass straight opens up stuff will start happening again

Chud goK2PeWO 08/03/26 (Mon) 17:55:45 №18062

>>18059
I've been too scared too look at my portfolio. I haven't opened it up since February

Chud goK2PeWO 08/03/26 (Mon) 22:46:40 №18063

>>18062
Ehh its not so bad, today was green im up 100 quid

Chud goK2PeWO 08/04/26 (Tue) 21:47:12 №18066

>>18058 (OP)
just delete this board

Chud goK2PeWO 08/04/26 (Tue) 21:47:21 №18067

The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom 🍄🚫

Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.

A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.

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Chud 59g25fIB 07/10/26 (Fri) 02:17:16 №18020 [Reply]

how do I make money, give me ideas

Chud 59g25fIB 07/10/26 (Fri) 15:29:03 №18021

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getting a job is a good start.

Chud 59g25fIB 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:42:22 №18022

get a job
dumpster dive instead of paying for food
do everything to pay less tax and get more government benefits
live in a homeless shelter
dont have any addictions
put all of your money in the S&P500, every single cent.

Chud 59g25fIB 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:26:51 №18023

>>18020 (OP)
suck my fat cock
will pay you 20$
>>18022
ill match your fund contributions for 0.1% as a cocksucking employee benefit

Chud 59g25fIB 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:56:45 №18026

become a femboy and take bad dragon dildos up your bum on onlyfans

Chud 59g25fIB 08/04/26 (Tue) 18:09:33 №18065

>>18020 (OP)
idk google is spiking rn idk why

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Chud ylo8W1o8 07/29/26 (Wed) 23:21:33 №18055 [Reply]

this is why infinite profit is bad

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Chud tSrV8nrA 07/28/26 (Tue) 08:28:58 №18051 [Reply]

Gambling is the only way to get rich nowadays
I gambled 10 bucks yesterday and made 1089 total
Lose money to make money nigger,thats the only way

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Chud gEKf4JAS 07/27/26 (Mon) 18:21:47 №18049 [Reply]

This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little haircomb”

I’m not really interested in haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

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Chud gEKf4JAS 07/28/26 (Tue) 02:00:35 №18050

incomprehensible

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Chud p^EzDMDB 07/26/26 (Sun) 00:07:17 №18047 [Reply]

quote. shut them down. please.

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Union war Chud hmLFFLMy 07/24/26 (Fri) 19:19:55 №18046 [Reply]

John D. Rockefeller Sr., Youth Union hall, 1912

From his memoirs, "How I deal with rebels in my own company"

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Chud pb0!Fell 05/14/26 (Thu) 19:01:23 №17624 [Reply]

my only bills are only $250/month
>get my food at the foodbank
>steal wifi
>ask people for clothes
>use $100 tablet
>no other bills exist

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Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 16:55:28 №17827

>>17823
what about muscle meat

Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 18:59:43 №17830

>>17823
Just get more money theory

Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 22:34:11 №17832

>>17827
Couple times a month, 50/50 if i buy goat or chicken. Chicken is obviously cheaper but it doesnt hit the same.

Chud pb0!Fell 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:23:32 №17992

>>17625
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17686
poland lost
Iceland won
>>17827
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud pb0!Fell 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:32:23 №18037

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i am starting a business

Chud pb0!Fell 07/21/26 (Tue) 19:15:53 №18042

>>18037
I want to say that's the interior of a truck camper.

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Chud h6GiH1qK 07/13/26 (Mon) 17:04:25 №18027 [Reply]

Hi, I don't know anything about finance or something. Do (you) have any books recommendations?

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/13/26 (Mon) 18:29:01 №18028

what are your financial goals?
>be rich
be more specific

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:11:29 №18033

>>18028
My main objective is having a comfortable passive income (around 1000e per month would be very cool) and be more knowledgeable on finance in general (understanding markets, banks, bonds, why some companies fail, etc)

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/20/26 (Mon) 08:51:12 №18040

No, those are waste of time. But if you still want to get some, take a look at books suggested by an economy faculty of your local college. They usually have that stuff on their websites for freshmen to know what should they get.

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:03:24 №18041

>>18033
I don't think you need books for those. Investopedia, Wikipedia, and the LLM of your choice are more than enough

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