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Chud F6cRqEDP 01/12/26 (Mon) 11:18:55 №16588 [Reply]

hi /biz/gigas

Chud F6cRqEDP 01/31/26 (Sat) 20:09:47 №17172

Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Blockchainia, there existed a magical
realm ruled by the ancient wizard of Satoshi.
The citizens cherished his coin for its strength and the power it bestowed.
But unbeknownst to most, a dark cloud loomed in the distance: the ominous threat
of Quantum Grand Mage, which could turn their bags vulnerable and untrustworthy.

In a quaint village at the edge of Blockchainia lived a wise alchemist named Natasha
Otomoski. She had long observed the growing shadows that threatened the kingdom's
wealth and security. With a heart full of determination, she decided to
cast a new magic - a powerful artifact known as Haircomb.

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Chud VmN92geO 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:09:30 №17157 [Reply]

>silver at $85.26/oz
chat what is the consensus

Chud VmN92geO 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:09:51 №17158

>light theme
yeah im not logged in cry about it [giga]

Chud VmN92geO 01/31/26 (Sat) 12:39:29 №17166

>>17157 (OP)
Buy more

Chud VmN92geO 01/31/26 (Sat) 17:02:49 №17168

bullish

Chud VmN92geO 01/31/26 (Sat) 17:07:29 №17169

>>17166
>>17168
real

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Chud okx89fUJ 01/31/26 (Sat) 09:22:44 №17160 [Reply]

Hello fellow soy'dults, I want money advice because I'm an adult who is above 18 and here is what I'm looking for:

Work adive
Big adult tax advice
How to scam goyim
How to house tax finance adult stuff
How to make money in funny ohio skibidi
How to loose it all in inevestements

Chud okx89fUJ 01/31/26 (Sat) 12:36:46 №17165

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TING TING TING. This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “hair-comb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little hair-comb”

I’m not really interested in hair-comb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

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Chud okx89fUJ 01/31/26 (Sat) 16:50:21 №17167

up

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Chud gMVwTIAD 01/31/26 (Sat) 12:34:57 №17164 [Reply]

I've got a liitle hair-comb

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Chud qRUyC4Zy 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:51:52 №17154 [Reply]

do yk if tradingview just ends subscriptions out of nowhere? im a tard who didnt use my tv essential acct for months because i didnt need to, and i guess they just jsided my billing

Chud qRUyC4Zy 01/31/26 (Sat) 03:00:43 №17156

im personally not complaining but i just thought thats interesting

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NEVER FORGET 9/11 - $SOL ED Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/29/26 (Thu) 18:09:22 №17134 [Reply]

Indian niggers painted a massive fucking penis on my heckin memetoken chart, how could you tell?
MY POSITIONS:
SHORT $BTC
SHORT $AAPL
I still own no $HYPE
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I am more into swing trading rather than day trade scalping, but I'm kicking myself for not shorting the NASDAQ today :(
MAYBE potential short tomorrow? FUCK THAT MEANS I GOTTA GET UP EARLY NIGGA NOOOOOOOO

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Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:35:05 №17148

>>17143
>its a mystery as to why 4cucks wont move here
I also think this is a good thing btw. From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
I am simply here to refine myself (and boredom) and I'm obsessed or something.
I don't wanna waste my life away arguing with anyone about anything to do with something you can only improve at with study

Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:36:26 №17149

>>17147
We're just getting started nigga
It's gonna be an interesting few months, I'm excited to see what new tech comes out a the next market bottom.
I won't be late to whatever new crypto fad blows up this time I swear!!!!

Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:54:02 №17150

Best possible scenario is sideways from here
Stop loss at 94k btw

I seriously doubt any potential rebound up again.
If that happens consider it a white swan. Or a black swan for muh fuggen bags o algo

Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/30/26 (Fri) 04:31:59 №17151

>shorted BTC
>it dumps
iranese spy tech tier investing

Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/30/26 (Fri) 15:40:33 №17152

>>17151
Genius!

Chud ZKe8MsW0 01/31/26 (Sat) 02:47:52 №17153

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>>17138
blackpilling. have a bobo

>>17143
remember when this board had over 100 PPH?

>>17148
>From what I've learnt, the best traders do not spend anytime on social media.
tbf hearing sources from random people online is obviously bad but i doubt the best traders dont have some social media interaction outside of trading. online forums have their own advantages as well

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$HYPE RAPE SEASON INITIATED Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:43:00 №17126 [Reply]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK (I own 0(zero) hyperliquid tokens)
Currently waiting for a good entry point >:)

Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:55:12 №17127

The reason I was bullish on $HYPE yesterday was because of:
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1) It is distinctly priced compared to the $BTC chart. $ETH, $SOL, and other tokens are almost tied to the performance of bitcoin.
If bitcoin is rallying, so is everything else.
$HYPE is it's own individual asset, it behaves different based on the attention to the parent tech (the DEX crypto leverage exchange)
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2) IT broke out of a downward canal movement whilst BTC was consolidating. Generally a bullish thing, even if it's starts going sideways.
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3) I like the tech. Apparently hyperliquid is STILL the best dex leverage exchange to trade crypto on.

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Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/29/26 (Thu) 00:03:51 №17130

thanks for the +10%

Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/29/26 (Thu) 18:14:30 №17136

>>17130
IF I WASN'T SUCH A SLF I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE INITIAL MOVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/29/26 (Thu) 18:57:47 №17142

>>17136
i sold at 34 but i bought at like 30 nigger im a fucking moron, i cant even cover fees with this
if i wasnt such a wagiecuck nigger i couldve lurked moarder and boutet earlier

Chud QrJ4FZYk 01/29/26 (Thu) 19:22:51 №17144

>>17142
we're all gonna make it brah dw

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Chud k!dFzYre 01/28/26 (Wed) 08:52:12 №17117 [Reply]

where can i find good courses about computer science to escape financial slavery o algo?
btw im watching cs50 course rn

Chud k!dFzYre 01/28/26 (Wed) 11:49:10 №17118

>>17117 (OP)
This is the worst time in human history to get into computer science

Chud k!dFzYre 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:03:50 №17121

>>17118
cuz of ai?

Chud k!dFzYre 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:40:27 №17124

>>17118
blackpill nigga everyone needs to get into computer science
If you actually know the language you're coding in, you have the ultimate advantage over ai script kiddies

Chud k!dFzYre 01/28/26 (Wed) 19:45:43 №17129

~~>>17128~~
Yeah and even if you could fully automate the development of features in a program, (You) will still have to verify changes !
If you can't fucking read the code, how the fuck are you gonna build anything?

Chud k!dFzYre 01/29/26 (Thu) 04:28:20 №17131

>>17121
You can't compete with outsourcing to india

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Chud GzjWY7YF 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:36:52 №17109 [Reply]

How do i invest in the tate brothers. Sent from my mental hospital ipad

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Ubisoft Chud hpGJWrcx 01/23/26 (Fri) 14:22:32 №17055 [Reply]

Thinking of buying into Ubisoft in expectation of a buyout. They're basically on the door to bankruptcy and their stock is worth pennies. No. I have not thought hard about it. I'm going on feeling alone.

Dissuade me, if you must

Chud hpGJWrcx 01/24/26 (Sat) 00:43:15 №17056

>>17055 (OP)
They're going to go private if someone buys them out and your money disappears

Chud hpGJWrcx 01/24/26 (Sat) 22:16:45 №17059

>>17056
thats not how that works retard

Chud hpGJWrcx 01/27/26 (Tue) 17:38:28 №17106

>>17055 (OP)
Well do you under stand why it's dying? They have made continuously bad decisions over time ( I was a fan of their games), and this can ruin the trust in a companies ability to perform.
You must ask yourself the obvious, 'Are they going to continue making money?'
You must figure this out yourself.
If you know something others don't, stfu and start placing orders

Chud hpGJWrcx 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:33:32 №17108

You’re stupid Ubisoft is dying and has shit games

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you guys suck at investing Chud gt6lFqtg 01/24/26 (Sat) 22:22:43 №17062 [Reply]

Chud gt6lFqtg 01/25/26 (Sun) 02:40:22 №17063

>>17062 (OP)
Meds I told everyone to buy silver and gold months ago

Chud gt6lFqtg 01/25/26 (Sun) 16:08:11 №17064

>>17063
i did this

Chud gt6lFqtg 01/26/26 (Mon) 08:26:21 №17065

>>17063
even my grandpa did dis

Chud gt6lFqtg 01/27/26 (Tue) 02:11:11 №17097

>>17063
we all did this

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Chud !Kki69Jy 01/21/26 (Wed) 20:20:54 №17032 [Reply]

I'm shorting BTC here AMA

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Chud !Kki69Jy 01/21/26 (Wed) 23:58:04 №17051

>>17045
spit your positions, i'm long on puts

Chud !Kki69Jy 01/22/26 (Thu) 03:05:05 №17052

how did you get so good at this

Chud !Kki69Jy 01/24/26 (Sat) 18:41:17 №17058

developer tips thread

Chud !Kki69Jy 01/24/26 (Sat) 22:19:40 №17060

>>17048
long intel!!!!!!
>drops 20% a day later

lmao

Chud !Kki69Jy 01/26/26 (Mon) 19:41:15 №17067

>>17060
>listening to some random nigga on the sharty biz for investment advice
NUSOIS DO NOT USE A STOP LESS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Chud !Kki69Jy 01/26/26 (Mon) 19:42:08 №17068

>>17052
I'm not I am using a teaching method to further my own knowledge
NEW THREAD ON IT'S WAY

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HWABSN Chud LwVr6tOi 01/26/26 (Mon) 09:10:26 №17066 [Reply]

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Chud !^HwFoIj 12/31/25 (Wed) 11:09:47 №16346 [Reply]

>buy NVDA at $100
>current price is around $190
does anyone have any good insights about NVDA? im thinking of selling considering how they are trying to AIMaxx, but i want to also know if they have anything else planned ahead. just help me catch up bc im lazy

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Chud !^HwFoIj 01/08/26 (Thu) 03:02:25 №16363

>>16346 (OP)
its going to shit the bed when china goes domestic

Chud !^HwFoIj 01/20/26 (Tue) 11:26:07 №17022

Sell, the bubble will pop any minute now

Chud !^HwFoIj 01/20/26 (Tue) 12:45:42 №17023

>>17022
>turkey

Chud !^HwFoIj 01/21/26 (Wed) 00:41:34 №17028

OP, first of all, bubble won't pop. Don't listen to the roach whose country's currency has devalued over the past decade.

Second, NVIDIA does have a future, but Google might be a better buy. NVIDIA has lots of shit in AI, but Google has more than AI.
-Waymo >Tesla Rival
-Google Docs, Google Drive, Google Slides, etc. >Microsoft Rival
-Google Cloud >AWS Rival
-Gemini >OP THAT'S A KEY TRAIT SINCE APPLE'S AI IS SO SHIT THEY PARTNERED WITH GOOGLE TO USE GEMINI AS THE SOURCE AI. Also, OpenAI rival
-Their own LLMs >Rival to multiple AI Companies including META
-Own TPUs, which is a threat to NVIDIA
-Quantum Computing (soon, but research and money is being put into them) >Rival to IBM
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Chud !^HwFoIj 01/21/26 (Wed) 00:42:56 №17029

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Nvidia is just AImaxxing, like you said. They aren't really caring about video gaming anymore, which is what made them relevant in the first place. Google has more than just AI, so if the bubble does burst, Google won't immediately crash.

Chud !^HwFoIj 01/24/26 (Sat) 00:54:20 №17057

>>17028
you have a point. good analysis as well.

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Chud Jdf1Ltg4 01/22/26 (Thu) 09:25:29 №17054 [Reply]

I think I am cheater