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Chud gEKf4JAS 07/27/26 (Mon) 18:21:47 №18049 [Reply]

This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little haircomb”

I’m not really interested in haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

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Chud gEKf4JAS 07/28/26 (Tue) 02:00:35 №18050

incomprehensible

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Chud p^EzDMDB 07/26/26 (Sun) 00:07:17 №18047 [Reply]

quote. shut them down. please.

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Union war Chud hmLFFLMy 07/24/26 (Fri) 19:19:55 №18046 [Reply]

John D. Rockefeller Sr., Youth Union hall, 1912

From his memoirs, "How I deal with rebels in my own company"

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Chud pb0!Fell 05/14/26 (Thu) 19:01:23 №17624 [Reply]

my only bills are only $250/month
>get my food at the foodbank
>steal wifi
>ask people for clothes
>use $100 tablet
>no other bills exist

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Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 16:55:28 №17827

>>17823
what about muscle meat

Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 18:59:43 №17830

>>17823
Just get more money theory

Chud pb0!Fell 06/25/26 (Thu) 22:34:11 №17832

>>17827
Couple times a month, 50/50 if i buy goat or chicken. Chicken is obviously cheaper but it doesnt hit the same.

Chud pb0!Fell 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:23:32 №17992

>>17625
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17686
poland lost
Iceland won
>>17827
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud pb0!Fell 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:32:23 №18037

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i am starting a business

Chud pb0!Fell 07/21/26 (Tue) 19:15:53 №18042

>>18037
I want to say that's the interior of a truck camper.

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Chud h6GiH1qK 07/13/26 (Mon) 17:04:25 №18027 [Reply]

Hi, I don't know anything about finance or something. Do (you) have any books recommendations?

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/13/26 (Mon) 18:29:01 №18028

what are your financial goals?
>be rich
be more specific

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/14/26 (Tue) 08:11:29 №18033

>>18028
My main objective is having a comfortable passive income (around 1000e per month would be very cool) and be more knowledgeable on finance in general (understanding markets, banks, bonds, why some companies fail, etc)

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/20/26 (Mon) 08:51:12 №18040

No, those are waste of time. But if you still want to get some, take a look at books suggested by an economy faculty of your local college. They usually have that stuff on their websites for freshmen to know what should they get.

Chud h6GiH1qK 07/20/26 (Mon) 17:03:24 №18041

>>18033
I don't think you need books for those. Investopedia, Wikipedia, and the LLM of your choice are more than enough

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NOTE!! Chud icSVpCEv 07/16/26 (Thu) 10:18:09 №18036 [Reply]

I'm buying some Soylent consumed by soyjaks.

Chud icSVpCEv 07/17/26 (Fri) 22:54:54 №18039

bad investment

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Chud !dfm22FT 07/13/26 (Mon) 22:01:54 №18029 [Reply]

DNB EARNINGS TOMORROW

Chud !dfm22FT 07/14/26 (Tue) 04:59:22 №18030

DEN NORSK BANKEN
LONG OR SHORT CHUDS

Chud !dfm22FT 07/15/26 (Wed) 06:39:46 №18034

seca

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Today I will remind them: Chud 8r7f!SQ8 07/14/26 (Tue) 06:37:08 №18031 [Reply]

Happiness is already in your hands

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Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:26:47 №18000 [Reply]

Iceland won

Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/07/26 (Tue) 06:20:29 №18001

>>18000 (OP)
marge why is this board suddenly revived?
Also get

Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/07/26 (Tue) 12:05:27 №18003

>>18001
dude is from russia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:56:42 №18013

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GLCR/
lol, lmao

Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:00:19 №18017

>>18013
mutt ahh post
Iceland won

Chud lrgaZ71^ 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:27:53 №18024

>>18017
not if you want to be rich. though, i wont deny high income equality and a less capitalistic culture has its own benefits

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Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:47:23 №17296 [Reply]

jannies ban me from /biz/ for 1 minute and please give me a funny ban message while giving me a visible (USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) thing I wanna see if the jannies would replicate what that one dude did in /r9k/

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:02 №17297

test

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 02/25/26 (Wed) 01:48:44 №17298

test

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:24:08 №17715

Janny you're fucking dumb.

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 06/05/26 (Fri) 23:08:20 №17718

Janny youre a fucking genius

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:15:26 №17969

>>17718
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 4Mb2ydvr 07/09/26 (Thu) 23:29:19 №18019

>>17969
and this nophono faggot is from iceland lol??

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Chud AxlDQk5L 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:00:08 №17480 [Reply]

GIGA AUTISM TA-ERALD
Guess the asset
Guess the trading strategy

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:00:12 №17927

britain lost
Iceland won

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 13:32:14 №18004

>>17927
kys

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/07/26 (Tue) 14:34:16 №18005

>>18004
how about… why
Iceland won

Chud AxlDQk5L 07/09/26 (Thu) 22:46:56 №18018

i dont do TA, here are my guesses
>asset
looks like a commodity graph, maybe silver, or maybe a ram stock
>trading strat
buying low and selling high

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NEW STABELCOIN BACKED BY BLACKROCK Chud xwzUYbnD 06/30/26 (Tue) 14:56:32 №17841 [Reply]

Black rock supported stable coin openUSD to rival USDT and USDC
Institutional adoption of crypto might be just around the corner.
Crypto has become much more corporate recently, maybe this could be bullish for other crypto assets but only time will tell.
Article here:
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/06/30/circle-slides-8-as-stripe-coinbase-and-blackrock-back-rival-stablecoin-network

Chud xwzUYbnD 06/30/26 (Tue) 19:27:29 №17843

How is a niggerrock stablecoin supposed to be bullish for crypto? Maybe the market pumps like 5%.
Corporations need to associate crypto with AI, or with space and quantum computing somehow. That would be a super easy way to pump us back to ATH

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:24:45 №17996

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:44:44 №18014

>>17843
>war starts in Middle East
>bitcoin plumentz
>conflict ends
>bitcoin drops again
What the fuck is wrong with people?

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 08:47:05 №18015

>>17843
The only reason why BTC flew is because of the infinite amount of hope that comes with buying low and never losing money
Normies don’t care about ai they care about making money
Corporations don’t want risky investments with questionable returns they want to keep making money how they’ve always made money

Chud xwzUYbnD 07/09/26 (Thu) 15:59:54 №18016

>>18014
>>18015
britain lost
Iceland won

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Chud sc9au1i! 07/07/26 (Tue) 17:56:07 №18006 [Reply]

Pic unrel
I was thinking of buying silver a year ago bc of ai; but funny enough, I got in a car crash and got put in a coma for like 8 months. Im new to investments tbh and my apprehension to it probably cost me a lot of money but it looks like silver isn't nearly as stable as it usually is it still a good asset to hold?

Chud sc9au1i! 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:09:35 №18007

>>18006 (OP)
also im a physical fetish having soyboy is it at all a good idea to get cast silver shipped?

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 02:51:56 №18008

mutt ahh thread
Iceland won

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:41:13 №18011

silvers down at the moment if i was looking to buy i would be considering it about now same with gold but it could still go down a bit more. if you are new to investing you should just put like 70-80% of your funds into a good etf like vwrp or vuag and split the rest between metals, small cap, and emerging markets etfs

Chud sc9au1i! 07/08/26 (Wed) 07:44:15 №18012

>>18011
dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Will Unipcs do it again? Chud dM^geMy0 06/17/26 (Wed) 19:55:14 №17787 [Reply]

For those of you that don't know Unipcs has made millions trading memecoins with his biggest trade being $16m opening a leveraged long on bonk which coined him the nickname of 'Bonk Guy', he's also had other multi million longs and quite a few $250-500k longs all from memecoins, he has been publicly shilling $useless for almost a year now. In the middle of April he opened a $5m long on $useless and has been claiming it will be a multi billion dollar memecoin.

Will he do it again? Is this the coin to buy in the bear market?

Chud dM^geMy0 06/19/26 (Fri) 00:40:15 №17788

shitcoins in the big '26
after the first pump they die out, no? seems too risky

Chud dM^geMy0 06/23/26 (Tue) 10:52:11 №17806

>>17788
Leave this one because it's a dogshit shill but report any and every memecoin shill that includes a wallet address or a ticker

Chud dM^geMy0 06/24/26 (Wed) 08:52:39 №17811

Type shit.

Chud dM^geMy0 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:22:41 №17990

dude is from britain
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud rJYyyYdP 05/22/26 (Fri) 16:43:42 №17665 [Reply]

spaceX is going public june 12th do we buy

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Chud rJYyyYdP 06/12/26 (Fri) 16:25:05 №17769

>>17767
It freakin happened

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/12/26 (Fri) 22:37:17 №17770

wow that was a nothingburger

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/13/26 (Sat) 16:30:35 №17771

>>17770
I wonder what will happen when their earnings report comes out in 80 days?

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/13/26 (Sat) 21:21:56 №17773

>>17771
earnings? what earnings? theyre operating on loss

Chud rJYyyYdP 06/16/26 (Tue) 23:07:08 №17785

>>17771
options just opened, you know what that means

Chud rJYyyYdP 07/07/26 (Tue) 05:20:24 №17984

>>17668
>>17769
britain lost
Iceland won
>>17671
poland lost
Iceland won