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Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 09:47:52 №17499 [Reply]

Can I get a refund on my stocks within 30 days if it goes down by a lot?

Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 17:49:49 №17500

lol no

Chud EXsns6kD 04/19/26 (Sun) 20:16:15 №17501

If you're willing to learn how to hedge volatility with put options, yes

Chud EXsns6kD 04/20/26 (Mon) 00:06:48 №17502

no crying the in casino

Chud EXsns6kD 04/20/26 (Mon) 04:32:25 №17504

>>17502
She's right

Chud EXsns6kD 05/07/26 (Thu) 11:43:40 №17605

Its over bro i just spent all my trust fund on a memecoin im homeless

Chud EXsns6kD 05/09/26 (Sat) 05:46:14 №17609

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ropemaxx

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Chud z7tRmrkf 05/08/26 (Fri) 09:20:10 №17606 [Reply]

Test

Chud z7tRmrkf 05/08/26 (Fri) 09:21:57 №17607

Fucking nigger it doesn't work

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war profiteering general Chud PVrRLYH8 03/19/26 (Thu) 18:28:02 №17379 [Reply]

itt we discuss ways to profit off of the newest distraction from the jartycuck files, and possibly ways to revive this dnb
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i was thinking about investing in oil or sandnigger solutions INC but those stocks are too popular. is there anything else that goes through hormuz that might be worth looking into?

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Chud PVrRLYH8 04/22/26 (Wed) 04:09:48 №17511

>>17492
most of the money is in natural gas actually. my seasonality charts, and other charts i read said there would be a supply squeeze in march, and another in april. that didn't happen. i thought this whole war business, combined with the projected april squeeze would make me some dough. oh well, i can just way until june or july, it'll come up.

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/22/26 (Wed) 05:57:29 №17512

>>17492
>(You) haven't lost money until (You)'ve sold
that is so cope my nigga

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/25/26 (Sat) 19:44:42 №17519

mi keyed millionare grandpa unironically has stocks in rheinmetall and such wholesomegem

Chud PVrRLYH8 04/26/26 (Sun) 01:06:08 №17520

Ive doubled my money off investing in LNG companies weekend before the war started, I knew the war would start because all 3 of the us aircraft carriers were in arabian sea

Chud PVrRLYH8 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:52:03 №17600

Im going to use ChatGPT to create a plan to short oil, I got a gut feeling its going back down in 2/3 weeks

Chud PVrRLYH8 05/06/26 (Wed) 20:19:43 №17601

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massive bottom signal all in on oil

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Chud hsAISYhb 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:59:37 №17417 [Reply]

Can you make a lot of money doordashing?

Chud hsAISYhb 04/02/26 (Thu) 18:41:12 №17418

>>17417 (OP)
maybe if you live in a really big city and also that's probably fake as shit

Chud hsAISYhb 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:18:48 №17599

this video's pretty helpful especially if ur an amerimutt or something
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=-Cg6VrPIl0X

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Bloom Energy Chud p3R1Jj7M 04/27/26 (Mon) 15:37:46 №17555 [Reply]

Alright this is what I was trying to tell them and wouldnt let me post. I am SOUNanon I pretty much posted about SOUN and 4chan biz hates me because a lot of them bought in the 10s/20s meanwhile my position I got in the single digits lmao. I don't know why its not letting me post on the /smg/ thread but It's the dude who was talking about SOUN a year or two ago, this is not financial advice because I am not a financial advisor obviously. You guys are honestly dense for not talking about $BE they provide solid oxide fuel cells to AMZN, Oracle, Meta. 800 VDC stocks are like shovels during gold rush its nvidia all over again. Earnings are tomorrow I don't understand why the /smg/ thread isnt talking about it when look at the chart it looks like Palantir/Nvidia. SOUN was a good play and still may be with its patents honestly I don't look at it much after I got my bags from it. I was just silly not knowing when to exit, well I obviously made profit not sure about you guys. LMAO. I'm not a financial advisor none of this is financial advice but bloom is a great company its unironically like 80% of my asset allocation right now and I'm up 500% on some shares. Bloom I think is the biggest company in the Russell 2000 at this point. https://www.briefs.co/news/oracle-just-tripled-its-power-deal-with-bloom-energy-to-skip-the-grid/
https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/04/21/ubs-hikes-bloom-energys-price-target-from-170-to-251-on-the-800-vdc-data-center-revolution/

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Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 20:38:16 №17590

can anybaldi tell me how to start with this shit? how do i make an account and start investing in this?

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:13:59 №17591

>>17590
Verdict or eToro are available in UAE look up a tutorial of how to set it up, then transfer money in. Individual brokerage accounts act like bank accounts you can even do bill pay from them. Its a transfer from bank account to brokerage, I think brokerages make a bigger effort to protect money than banks they always do 2FA. Nothing in this thread is financial advice I am not a financial advisor

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:52:16 №17592

>>17590
i use hyperliquid xyz

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/02/26 (Sat) 01:08:28 №17593

>>17592
>crypto leverage gambling
just die bro

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:18:04 №17594

>can anybaldi tell me how to start with this shit? how do i make an account and start investing in this?

A lot of people from the UAE are rich immigrants, is this your situation? A lot of people use AI like best friend or therapist this is not right you should use it like how Joe Rogan uses Jamie to pull stuff up

Chud p3R1Jj7M 05/03/26 (Sun) 01:32:40 №17598

>>17593
nobodo gambles with leverage

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Chud bE6E7nRV 04/14/26 (Tue) 21:42:59 №17474 [Reply]

okay so i missed out on yet another bull market so new plan is to just go all in on the spacex and anthropic ipos

Chud bE6E7nRV 04/14/26 (Tue) 22:58:26 №17475

"bull market"
huh?

Chud bE6E7nRV 04/15/26 (Wed) 06:15:03 №17477

bull market is yet to come son i would be buying right now

Chud bE6E7nRV 05/01/26 (Fri) 06:07:55 №17583

Good plan

Chud bE6E7nRV 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:58:01 №17584

>>17477
britgod is really smart, huh

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Chud lg2X7vMP 04/26/26 (Sun) 17:38:45 №17528 [Reply]

Do we long or short on market open this week?

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Chud lg2X7vMP 04/27/26 (Mon) 03:32:25 №17549

>>17547
earnings for many companies are this week, do you think that will also be a motivating factor?

Chud lg2X7vMP 04/27/26 (Mon) 03:32:51 №17550

like, we will see underwhelming numbers reported because less consumers spending

Chud lg2X7vMP 04/27/26 (Mon) 03:44:34 №17551

>>17549
>>17550
>>17550
>NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ARROW
i take back what i said.

taking a look at this weeks earnings releases
https://finance.yahoo.com/calendar/earnings?from=2026-04-26&to=2026-05-02&day=2026-05-01
i would say im pretty bullish actually.

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Chud lg2X7vMP 04/28/26 (Tue) 17:23:20 №17573

>>17551
still bullish?

Chud lg2X7vMP 04/29/26 (Wed) 01:38:08 №17577

sell in may go away or something takes place next

Chud lg2X7vMP 04/30/26 (Thu) 14:39:55 №17581

>>17573
yes

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Chud r!^L4Z8h 04/30/26 (Thu) 00:54:26 №17578 [Reply]

Are we bullish on INTEL and NVDIA ev&o they just pumped 4000.00000 thrembogoyrillions of percentages?

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Chud 9Ynwp!80 11/19/25 (Wed) 00:23:19 №15742 [Reply]

Iceland won

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Chud 9Ynwp!80 11/24/25 (Mon) 01:02:00 №15769

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>>15744
Ringo won

Chud 9Ynwp!80 11/24/25 (Mon) 12:57:14 №15774

is this true?

Chud 9Ynwp!80 04/15/26 (Wed) 02:38:21 №17476

Up

Chud 9Ynwp!80 04/27/26 (Mon) 17:13:29 №17563

Where did he go

Chud 9Ynwp!80 04/27/26 (Mon) 17:36:50 №17564

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not really

Chud 9Ynwp!80 04/27/26 (Mon) 17:51:23 №17565

>>17564
Just shut Iceland down at this point, kek

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Chud tXnjYS02 04/06/26 (Mon) 16:08:09 №17436 [Reply]

Buy stocks in Pharmaceuticals now.

Big push for the vaccines again and soon to be another covid push attempt.

Invest now.

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Chud tXnjYS02 04/11/26 (Sat) 12:39:03 №17463

OK

Chud tXnjYS02 04/13/26 (Mon) 17:09:13 №17471

Yes OK

Chud tXnjYS02 04/14/26 (Tue) 19:54:29 №17472

>>17471
Ok

Chud tXnjYS02 04/20/26 (Mon) 11:50:18 №17507

Ok

Chud tXnjYS02 04/24/26 (Fri) 21:54:55 №17518

ok

Chud tXnjYS02 04/27/26 (Mon) 16:07:55 №17558

ok

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Chud OBzkALGZ 04/20/26 (Mon) 07:36:24 №17505 [Reply]

we should find a way we can all get rich together like an irl raid where we all benefit

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/20/26 (Mon) 09:15:19 №17506

ive heard they keep money at these places called banks and they're raidable

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/20/26 (Mon) 19:58:07 №17508

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shitcoin or some other kind of scam
one of us gives out insider info
taking money from trannies

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/21/26 (Tue) 14:44:17 №17509

it's called hacking a crypto platform nufrag

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/21/26 (Tue) 17:48:52 №17510

that's called robbing a bank

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/27/26 (Mon) 03:25:32 №17546

u have to do it on your own nusoi. ive found most success in looking for exploits/ glitches that can be abused on crypto trading platforms aswell as prop firms.

Chud OBzkALGZ 04/27/26 (Mon) 12:21:09 №17554

>>17505 (OP)
ITT we all raid ourselves by violently meditating, exercising and sharing trading strategies

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