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I need more "evil" stock. Yes I buy fractionals, I'm a fucking Walmart employee. I'll put in 100 or more each paycheck so it's whatever.
>you bought nuclear that's not evil
I wanted portfolio diversity. I trust that you can help develop it across sectors. Even recommending me Israeli or Chinese companies is fine too.

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BUY MODERNA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
WAKE UP AND BUY MODERNA THEY JUST INVENTED A CURE FOR FUCKING CANCER

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The potential for infinitely depleting boomer wallets while dangling keys with the cure is unlimited. With how fucking stupid the market is, i dont expect such a rally to end at a measly 100%. Even if its biotech.
Hypothetically, Trump makes a tweet to save popularity by declaring that the US has solved healthcare or some stupid shit, and goes all in. The price could easily jump up from here.

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>>18273 (OP)
nigga i see some downright retarded shit here like monero and etherium, sell that shit what are you doing geg. Like why did you buy Wix? Purely because its Isreali and you think theyll help eachother out if it tanks? Wont that get raped by AI?

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>>18273 (OP)
If you want defense stocks go for Anduril when it arrives. Its gonna do what most IPOs do doe so buy low.

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>>18276
>purely because they're Israeli
Yes.

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>>>18276
>>purely because they're Israeli
>Yes.

Also what the fuck r u on about I own zero crypto currency

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just dump everything into a global etf and forget about it this is the low cortisol gigachad method

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>>18285
also put some money into a chinese etf because the CNWO is coming

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you should invest in poop

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Follow up:

I diversified more. My holdings are really stable and somewhat higher return. I'm just anxious about getting raped of money rn.

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trade anthropic ipo it should go up like spacex stock for 3 days then crash

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Wtf did texas instruments do? Do they bribe professors to demand you buy TI-84s for STAT? Also NestlΓ©, for obvio reasons, Umicore since it creates DNBs in the congo copper and cobalt mines. Kalshi since that shit breaks young men. De Beers for genocide in the RSA and the marketing campaign that made foids obsessed with crystal carbon. Rothschild & co. that is obvious. United Healthcare for dropping coverage on Americans with life threatening conditions. Gazprom for arctic pollution and deploying its private military to kill Ukrainians(aryan company). Blue Owl for being the big investor behind hyperscalers(it's probably going to crash really soon so beware). Tysons and Perdue for destroying smallholder farms and animal abuse. BASF for environmental destruction and the use of slave labour and the manufacturing of Zyklon B during the national socialists era. Dupont for manufacturing of fissile precursor materials for nuclear weapons and pollution of both waterways near factories and forever chemicals from products like Teflon



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