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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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Tranny acks due to not being allowed to dress as a cat maid as a church janitor Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 19:45:56 №20689 [Reply]

This nigga was told xe couldn't dress as a maid with cat ears while cleaning up a church and decided to fucking kill ximself.

Xe decided to -ACK by "running away" (going into xis backyard and hiding in xis tree house) and then xe decided to hang ximself in said treehouse.

This nigga is a grown ass man btw💔🥀

https://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=truehttps://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

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Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 21:19:41 №20861

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>killing yourself because you cant dress up as a cat at church

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 21:57:47 №20863

how did both brothers end up trooning out? same thing that happened to the guys that made The Matrix. did one show the other tranny porn o algo?

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 15:27:28 №20882

>>20689 (OP)
This made my day thank you for reminding me of this op

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 15:55:40 №20883

kek no value lost

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:12:33 №20888

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>>20774

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 23:38:59 №20895

xis name is "naomi link" btw

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Rick Ross Birthday Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 23:11:51 №20894 [Reply]

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

We love rick ross!

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The murderer of the DNB arrested Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 06:18:19 №20703 [Reply]

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Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:55:47 №20871

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all rise

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:56:21 №20872

>>20737
geeeg

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 05:34:59 №20881

>>20854
Projection

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 17:58:57 №20887

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 18:36:28 №20889

GEM

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 22:07:32 №20893

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>>20770
Somephono post the original darius gegging

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Quote admited that when Xe's got enought he JSID Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 20:40:45 №20892 [Reply]

Its over

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CACAS BANNED FROM THE SOYSPHERE Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 20:35:45 №20891 [Reply]

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Emperor Quote has banned everyone under the age of 18. Known namefags on the 'ru such as Korg, Xerox, and Trevor have been banned, resulting in much leakage from them.

Many of them have retreated to the shroom, where minors are allowed entry… for now.

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sharty shutting down tomorrow Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 19:51:43 №20890 [Reply]

the good old days😢

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/soy/'s 15000000th GET was a swedish win. Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 17:53:48 №20884 [Reply]

Yeah

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 17:55:10 №20885

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reminder to play ss13

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 17:55:28 №20886

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

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Goycritical and his reatarted opinion Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 11:53:43 №20707 [Reply]

Moist Critical, famous goytuber makeing the most coal goyslop content imagenable, finaly stoped fence setting and now he calls out for vengence for that irl feral retard who got shot by ICEGODS

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Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 07:39:34 №20766

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>Moist Critical, famous goytuber makeing the most coal goyslop content imagenable, finaly stoped fence setting and now he calls out for vengence for that irl feral retard who got shot by ICEGODS

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 11:21:07 №20775

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We should send xim DNB pictures and za

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 11:22:03 №20776

Goycattle critikal

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 16:12:39 №20797

>NOOOO WHY CANT I FUCK WITH FEDS AND PULL A GUN ON THEM WITHOUT BEING SHOT WTF FASCIST DRUMPF

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 16:22:19 №20798

Reminder that this was the same guy who was perfectly okay with children transitioning because IIRC he said that they are old enough to understand that kind of stuff and also it's perfectly reversible so it's like picking a sport.

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 05:04:45 №20880

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>>20798
Goycritikal said that? Damn, so he supports pedophilia too. What a complete and utter retarded ass pussy. Apparently he's a midget irl too.

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SOYJAK PARTY SOLD Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:53:49 №20855 [Reply]

QUOTE OFFICIALLY SOLD THE SHARTY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER ON SOME DARKNET SITE, THAT BIDDER BEING CYBERKING. THIS WAS CONFIRMED OVER AT /SOY/
>>>/soy/14987150
THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN, I REPEAT, THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:55:18 №20856

meds

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 19:57:29 №20857

baited me

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:09:26 №20860

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>CyberKing
>BlackHat241
>ShadowBroker

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 03:11:37 №20878

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>Queloce-Tronds
>Yees Todags Sniad Toltosage Cepurtch

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 04:50:49 №20879

i hope they are better then 'puote

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Did Quote just sold the Sharty? Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 01:49:13 №20869 [Reply]

Is it real chat? Did Quote finally sold the Sharty and doomed us all because I wasn't there to buy it and turn it back into a gem?

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:04:25 №20873

10k? this site is worth atleast a million

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 02:06:30 №20874

10k is fucking desperate, that would fuel a fent addiction for like 2 weeks

Chud 01/28/26 (Wed) 03:00:15 №20876

https://soyjakwiki.org/Cyberking

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Soyjaks get an article in an Indian newspaper Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 08:59:10 №20582 [Reply]

A newspaper in India has dedicated a full page to soyjaks/stuff vaguely related to them.
This proves that jeets are nusois due to them calling gapejak soyjak.

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Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 19:16:19 №20654

Saar im aryan saar

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 21:55:52 №20656

>>20649
you self insert as an abo?

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 01:12:52 №20663

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>>20607

Chud 01/25/26 (Sun) 15:30:39 №20740

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vaguely english one

Chud 01/26/26 (Mon) 00:37:25 №20755

>>20582 (OP)
how did you get the first picture anon? are you the one that made it?

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 22:57:02 №20865

>>20582 (OP)
>>20607

sharty is gonna end up like canada

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Nipah Virus Outbreak in India?! Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:06:12 №20821 [Reply]

What is it?
The Nipah virus is a bat-borne zoonotic virus originating from the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus).

Where did it come from?
It was originally discovered in Malaysia and Singapore (1999) during the small outbreak it was discovered that the virus was transmissable from swine to human. There were also aditional cases of this virus in Bangladesh, the Philipines and even in India but at the time it wasn't of anything noteworthy. Later on inside a hopistal in West Bengal Kolkata India (present day), 5 people were confirmed to be infected with the disease, the infection managed to spread to hospistal staff and currently there's 100 reported cases of the disease.

How can I not be infected?
The disease can be passed on from bat to swine, infected pigs are not to be touched or handled without any sort of protection. Drinking juice from fruit contaminated with the urine/saliva of the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus) will put you at risk of infection. The virus mainly spreads through human-to-human transmission. Coming into contact with a person's secretion and excretions is not advised as you will be infected.

How do I know if I have it?
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Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 21:34:38 №20862

nipah

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Outbreak of Nipah virus in India Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 20:02:59 №20859 [Reply]

Indian health officials are working to contain an outbreak of the deadly Nipah virus that was recorded in West Bengal, a situation that has been confirmed by the Thai government and India’s National Center for Disease Control.

There are two cases that have been reported, involving two nurses at a private hospital near Kolkata, West Bengal, The Telegraph and The Independent reported.

So far, 180 people have been tested and 20 individuals have been asked to quarantine, both reports continued.

One patient is reported to be in critical condition, Narayan Swaroop Nigam, principal secretary of the health and family welfare department in West Bengal, told The Telegraph.

Officials noted the outbreak is “not major.” However, it has still prompted high-priority responses from officials.

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World Economic Forum kicks off in Davos Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 12:09:06 №20511 [Reply]

4 more years until the fulfillment of Agenda 2030. Are you excited, 'teens?

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Chud 01/22/26 (Thu) 19:44:36 №20621

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 05:08:15 №20637

>>20568
GOD, HELP OYYYYYYYYY!

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 12:53:31 №20644

>>20568
MANDATORY SECA

Chud 01/23/26 (Fri) 20:34:02 №20655

Why has nobody fpv droned this place already?

Chud 01/24/26 (Sat) 22:44:38 №20691

>Why has nobody fpv droned this place already?
they have jammers or something

Chud 01/27/26 (Tue) 15:53:39 №20848

Macron went thinking he was cool, meanwhile everyone knows he is the wife in his marriage.