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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
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>i love piss
the brapiest jeet ever

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geg

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>>25780 (OP)
Aryan planet

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its based and vishnupilled

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I live on this planet



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India is eating HOLY COWS Now

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What's up Knee Gers

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>>26051 (OP)



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Greeting to everyone
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>Greeting to everyone

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those who yo

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>

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gurt

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GOD



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STAY INDOORS, WEAR 3 MASKES AT ALL TIMES, AND GET VACCINATED! EVEN DOE IT WONT WORK. IF YOU SEE THESE SYMPTOMS ITS OVER

1. HALLUCINATIONS OF GETTING STALKES BY A DARK ENTITY

2. PURPLE TOUNGE

3. BLEEDING EYES

4. COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ORGANS
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It's so close

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uhhh consume coom to increse immunity

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>>25885
geg this shitskin is still seething

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They're trying the social distancing scheme again…

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>>26000
Quietest get



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Username chud apparently name called a black man nigger but lied to the cops and told the cops "All I said was nice jacket and he attacked me"
He then pulled out a revolver and shot the man to death but not before getting his ass beat down

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Dalton Eatherly, known online as "Chud the Builder,"
His story hasn't gone public yet but someone posted an audio portion of him being detained fort he shooting

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>calling a black person a nigger and then shooting them



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>>26035 (OP)



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It's Cinco de Mayo o algo
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meximutt day

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>>25697 (OP)

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>>25732
not nophono because xe has a face

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I wish I lived in America so I could engorge myself in the absolute vile slop they eat, be charged 6 gorillion billerdallerdollerinos for a sore throat checkup and care about random holidays like this

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no mames wey

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Zis is Klaus Schwab and I want to buy ze sharty

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>>26025
how is this not hashbanned at this point



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AJA

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Yeah. Here's me in the bathtub in case anybody thinks I'm lying.

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OYYYYYYY BMH ON THE 'LOG

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>>25709 (OP)
Oh my! What a calm and sophisticated young-man! Quite the gentleman if I do say so myself!

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SECA

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Wow

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Such a dapper young fellow!

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reddit coal o algo



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