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Chud ## Admin 06/20/26 (Sat) 21:12:38 №27676 [Reply]

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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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the site is back up! under new administration....... Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 03:18:03 №29374 [Reply]

the site is back up! under new administration…….

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Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 00:00:44 №29483

>>29479
Giga

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 02:17:20 №29487

>Quote will be hanged with dnbs

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 02:32:53 №29488

Why can’t it die

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 03:10:34 №29489

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DNB

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 03:12:31 №29490

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DNB

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 03:12:41 №29491

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 09:53:10 №182 [Reply]

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete

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Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 14:10:35 №22978

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 13:25:49 №24527

seka bump

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:48:39 №26780

Go up

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:49:25 №26781

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kek this threads html hasnt updated yet

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 00:50:02 №29485

bumping this

Chud 08/10/26 (Mon) 01:36:08 №29486

bumo

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Cobson Shot Dead Amid Fifth Soyvil War Chud 07/31/26 (Fri) 12:22:22 №29132 [Reply]

Cobson was shot dead this morning during intense fighting in the midst of the Fifth Soyvil War, according to military and local officials. Emergency responders were unable to reach the area immediately because of the ongoing combat, and Cobson was later confirmed dead after rescue teams gained access to the scene.

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Chud 08/02/26 (Sun) 15:51:35 №29232

I can't believe it, Cobson is dead. What the fuck is happening

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 01:23:08 №29277

nigga missed everyshot big cob still standing son

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 18:24:31 №29316

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chud 08/04/26 (Tue) 12:59:57 №29345

mi goonz to this saar

Chud 08/04/26 (Tue) 22:45:34 №29356

>AAAAAACCCKKKKK! he will always be a mexican gem! he will always be a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 21:10:54 №29474

NOOOOOOOO GODSON!!!!!!!

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Why US support Chad afta dem join Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso to withdraw from ICC Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 05:38:26 №29167 [Reply]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c4g38nn04ydo.amp

Di United States don welcome di decision by Chad to withdraw from di International Criminal Court (ICC) as dem describe dem as "flawed institution".

Inside one statement on top social media, di US Bureau for African Affairs tok say di move by di central African kontri na step to reclaim dia sovereignty as oda kontris don do.
"Di US neva go surrender our sovereignty to any global tribunal wey no dey accountable."

Dem add say di American authorities go soon launch "ogbonge campaign to end di illegal overreach of di ICC."

Chad under dia leader Mahamat Deby, bin announce on Monday say dem dey withdraw from di ICC, sake of wetin dem describe as dia "limited and unequal" effectiveness.
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Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 05:42:03 №29291

>>29241
gated

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 09:59:45 №29302

giggysqoke

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 11:59:27 №29303

>>29168

africanese, as you can see this language is more sophisticated compared to their western counterparts

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 15:47:27 №29312

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chad… nigger…

Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 18:26:07 №29317

Clearly a misstep by the US, this will only further separate the US from the west and degrade the rules based order that the US relies upon to project power and promote international cooperation. Especially in areas such as in Mali, Niger, and Burkina Faso where human rights violations happen regularly, hampering international observation will make these violations both more common and less known to the outside world.

bump Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 21:01:27 №29471

bbc pidgin english is a gem

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Weirdpenis is killing himself or something Chud 08/02/26 (Sun) 06:13:40 №29224 [Reply]

Animator and artist Max Gilardi better known as hotdiggedydemon (the weirdpenis soyjak) is seeking assisted suicide in Switzerland due to chronic health issues such as fibromyalgia.

Keep him in your prayers.

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Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 05:40:05 №29366

>>29358
>>29359
Is carl sagan a hack?

Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 12:44:41 №29370

>>29350
>implying that irl Soyboy woahjak would go full TND in xis last moments

Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 14:42:34 №29371

WEIRDPENIS NOOOOOO

Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 16:11:16 №29372

>>29234
It's called Lazarus Syndrome.

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 03:41:44 №29389

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>Keep him in your prACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK’D

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 19:46:19 №29463

Hi

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Hiro is gonna divorce Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 13:41:52 №29449 [Reply]

Owner of 4channel and popular Japanese media figure Hiroyuki Nishimura (also known as Hiroshima Nagasaki) will have to go through a divorce with his wife Yuka Nishimura after she found out he cheated on him. As part of the divorce procedure, Yuka will receive control over the boards mentioned on the 3rd pircel.

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 18:53:21 №29460

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>>29449 (OP)

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"Sleepy Jerry" Meme going viral on social media Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 19:35:36 №28169 [Reply]

An AI-Generated picture of Jerry from the popular hit comedy show "Tom and Jerry" has gone viral on multiple social media platforms.

Over the past weeks users have come to care about this picture deeply as evidenced by the thousands of likes the picture had accumulated on "TickTock".

Users often comment on its simple yet relatable nature and the distinct postmodern feel and art style.

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Chud 07/26/26 (Sun) 20:18:42 №28965

brap

Chud 07/27/26 (Mon) 05:52:10 №28978

We all care about this

Chud 07/27/26 (Mon) 23:59:54 №29019

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look at this fucking faggot kek

Chud 07/28/26 (Tue) 07:14:58 №29024

Shit everybody and their mother care about!

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 16:03:41 №29062

>>29024
>somebody else than me is bumping ai jerry
#jerrygang is making solid progress

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 17:04:35 №29456

Survived the second soypocalypse award

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smuglet poster niggers are being found hung all over the sharty Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 06:46:23 №29431 [Reply]

ever since the sharty has opened back up to the public, about 8 smuglets and those 3 nigger foids from Ongezellig have been found acked on gigatrees. its better this way

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 06:52:39 №29432

the picture is me dming a nasty ass vrchat pedo on trooncorn i just thought the ;ic was funny

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 11:10:38 №29442

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>>29431 (OP)
SNCA

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 16:08:10 №29453

>>29442 nu admin, can this be considered bait?

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THE SITE IS BACK Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 03:28:00 №29379 [Reply]

quote didnt jsid…..

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 11:11:41 №29444

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>>29379 (OP)

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Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 05:59:55 №29427 [Reply]

the new admin is still quote…

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 06:33:47 №29430

how do we know?

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 11:10:55 №29443

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Weirdpenis is NOW NOT killing himself now or something Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 04:15:35 №29407 [Reply]

Weirdpenis is NOT killing himself now or something

In xis newist livestream xe said xe will not kys because too many of xis soy fans are extremely upset. Also because xe is not a troon so xe won’t ack’d in the “ACK’D*” Redditor machine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e55colLyiyQ&rco=1
Here is the livestream if you’re interested

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 05:28:23 №29422

Weird penis

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 07:06:53 №29435

I need le hecking context or something slf

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 07:44:02 №29437

>>29435
announced he was planning to get assisted ACKING due to medical and financial issues, everyphono flipped the fuck out, decided he can't go through with it cause it would hurt people.

Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 11:10:04 №29441

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>>29407 (OP)

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Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 01:59:24 №29363 [Reply]

Popular faggot actor perez hilton trooned out on live and cut himself up

Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 10:55:45 №29369

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>>29363 (OP)

Chud 08/05/26 (Wed) 17:50:53 №29373

That livestream is pretty brutal ngl

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You have no future Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 18:37:42 №29206 [Reply]

You'll be replaced, live in a pod or on the streets and you'll eat ze bugs.
this is your future. this is a reality and it should set you off!

You'll never have what Boomers had.

Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 21:04:41 №29210

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