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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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The Bank of England is to remove historical figures from banknotes - instead replacing them with wildlife.
<reddit space
The reason for the change is for a "Better standard of security along with a grander reflection of the United Kingdom's evolving cultural identity".
<reddit space
British citizens also have a say as to what animal they would like to see on the banknotes by voting for an animal such as a red squirrel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o
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>>26959
only niggers would vote for such a thing

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amazing! who wants a bunch of racist crakkas on their banknotes. They dont represent the modern day British people anymore

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I'd rather have animals on my money than ugly bongmutts ngl

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put squirrels on the bill

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>>26895 (OP)
Gemmy OC



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 β„–26523[Reply]

Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.

Edit: i started a war in the comments…
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feature DIS

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feature. Dis.

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NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLUD ON SOME OHIO SHIT FR

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>>26935
fr bro

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>>26523 (OP)
obsessed



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 β„–26885[Reply]

Horse calls another horse (REAL NOT FAKE)
>snopes
It's fact checked.
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SICA

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Up

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Up

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Up



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 β„–26956[Reply]

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Cobson
Happy birthday to you!

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SHIT EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT! SHIT EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT!

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Happy birthday, HWABAG



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 β„–26785[Reply]

SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA
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ssprca

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SNCA

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snca

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And America!!! The pig man's Ford F-150 also makes wine. Turn off the lights if someone shakes their head. Do you still have basketball shoes? Because it’s America’s time. And America!!! Look at you!!! good afternoon!!! This is something new. We love the Star Bar (white, so eye-catching), simple and elegant. But if you like country music, listen to Nicolas Cage. In the USA! You can take a gun like George Washington and load it. We play football, jazz, soccer. Our world is a pizza box shaped place. We love the coffee shop. And America!!! It looks like a ball!!! "see"!!! The flag flies every night. (Troad Turkey it your guitar). The song has been sung since 1776. We celebrate Thursday. Did you know that not everyone in America can give up the burger? The bomb fell from a distance of twenty meters. And if you eat three apples in five minutes, you create an orange. In the USA! Is life all about cops and soldiers? The text reads β€œVolkum” in Morse code. Each student was given a water bottle and a towel. Chuck E. of the Ohio Club; He wrote. He was buried in the small front room of the hospital. I smell butter and vanilla on my nose. America, folks. In America, you say β€œfreedom” three times to the president, and a band comes to your house and plays in the garden. Here are 17 ways to get a Gemini back from the wrong guy. Each group has a voice in the revolution. And America!!! And America!!! And America!!! In the USA. We were able to play for free during the summer of 2013, which was awesome. For scientific analysis, we used an older version of Tobikit. for there the birds sing. In the USA. Don’t leave the house. The last layer is red. Animals would have lived in America, they could bark, growl and bark. Yes, this is a land of freedom, happiness, birthdays. God bless America. USA ? USA ? Yes, USA. But this is an American computer. And taxes in the US are very high. Oh. United States. Tilda β€” Sean. adjective. American Freedom. America on its fridge. EGG. Tyrannosaurus Rex can be added to the map. In the USA.

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πŸ’©THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYπŸ’©

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks πŸ€πŸ‘€., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid niggers - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. πŸ« πŸ’¦ They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spics, leaving trails of shit and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench πŸ‘€ as they slap their ooze-covered hands together πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "SHIT ON YOU" πŸ‘ŠπŸš½. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn kike.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART πŸ’¨πŸ’₯- this big dumb nigga -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass πŸ« πŸ’©. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy shit what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth πŸŒŠπŸ’©.

The sharty will never be clean again. 🫠

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 β„–26943[Reply]

she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses
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>>26945
bc this is the original context of the peter griffin reaction clip ppl use on here o algo

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>>26945
were the fuck do you think the peter griffin "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES" video comes from

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>>26955
how the fuck should he know? do you think people watch that shit cartoon? also you forgot you arrow nuswa

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>>26943 (OP)

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SECA

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>>26957
I dont watch the show but it was easy to guess since Peter is in a classroom with girls, you both are retardGODS



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 β„–26954[Reply]

Hell, some would say the most hardworking person in the entirety of the world!

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Imagine showing him an incomprehensible wojak



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last night the senate had a vote to pass the save act and 4 Republicans voted no reading to the act not passing

source:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-s-late-night-bid-to-pass-save-america-act-fails-when-4-republicans-defect/ar-AA24WdRu


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 β„–26788[Reply]

Rick Chow, an Asian-American Convenience store owner chased down, shot, and killed a future doctor trying to rob his store in 2023.

Today, Rick Chow was just found not guilty.

Asians will probably be targeted in the coming months

ASIAN-AMERICANS WON

RICK CHOW WON

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>>26875
based.

PLEASE REPLY TO RETARDS SEETHING OVER THE VERDICT ON XITTER WITH THIS. SOMEBALDI DO DIS PLEASE O ALGO

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG TOTAL NIGGER MELTDOWN

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>>26923
Uperald

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>>26923
DO DIS CHUDDIES

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We should dox the niggers chimping out over asian businesses

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tnd warrior



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Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413
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Also jacksepticeye if that matters

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>is this nigger killable? im trans btw

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>nigger gets clout for gesturing to camera

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when I squint xe looks like a monkey no lie

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>>26853
jester maxing

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W khaby



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 β„–26782[Reply]

After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding
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>>26838
its funny how vrchat didn't publicly release until 2017

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>>>26782 (OP)
Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad

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>>>>26782 (OP)
>Rec room was actual aryanheaven, I will miss it a tad
being a shitskin gook from south east asia is not aryan btw

 β„–26894

Now all the cacas have to go onto VRGroom to get groomed by furry Troon freaks,

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wtf why did this game die I literally didn't hear about it for so long

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>>26801
The language of a cacaGOD



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Local fat ass asking age old question, seeing who the hell cares. Sources close to the man said nobody cares

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>>26925 (OP)
Me



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 β„–26850[Reply]

 β„–26851

He looks like he got hantavirus

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>>26850 (OP)

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>>26851
>And that is a good thing!



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