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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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https://docs.google.com/document/d/106eFDYxaaZOvdRyEP2wpr08Iq_3U7eR-i-a-UmIlt84/edit?usp=sharing

Here is a link to the suicide note where he admits to grooming two 14 year olds.
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Someone make a variant of long way down ai gif with that troon GeeeeeG

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>17768
Built like a Doom Mancubus

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>>17790
Anthony Onstott, a 'teen attended school with xem

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ITS OVER

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>trannies will never be women
<bridge 3, trannies 0

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>>17765
>allegedly
Can any 'teens datamine xer records to verify if those allegations are true or not?



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 17705[Reply]

The 59-year-old Namibian politician was first elected in 2020 with a large margin in the Omupanda constituency, receiving 85% of the vote.

Adolf Hitler Uunona represents the South West Africa People's Organization, which has governed Namibia since it gained independence in 1990.

The country's electoral commission predicts that Uunona will once again secure the majority of votes.

The politician emphasized that, unlike his infamous namesake, he has no plans for genocide or world domination.
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>>17749
Why did Clittler make gay nude art tho?

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>>17775
>JANNNNNIEEEEES HES BAN EVADING IRL

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>>17746
This is like "Man In The High Castle" (book, not (((show)))) but irl

 17786

>>17784
I've read a bit of PKD and I have Man in the high castle in my backlog, is it actually good or goyslop?

 17798

Crazy

 17801

>>17777
GET

Also that's just uhh nudism



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 17535[Reply]

The controversial online forum 4chan risks being blocked in the UK after refusing to pay a fine from Ofcom for breaking rules set by the Online Safety Act.

The website, which hosts adult content, was handed a £20,000 for failing to share information about the risk of illegal content on its platform.

Media watchdog Ofcom said action would be taken against companies that "flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act".

Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.

4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.

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>>17672
>>17573
Hey uh fagchanner, it's not about letting the other sites stay alive, it's about ensuring 4trans finally dies for good. It's no different from preddit now.

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>>17653
4chan is literally evil.

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>>17643
Nigga, your coinslot?
>b-but it's just le shock image
s
Still pornographic by definition, not to mention other naked photos of 'cado.
Also sharty/pol/ recently had literal race fetish porn spam.

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>>17681
Is this a reference to that nothingburger from two years ago where some commiepedotroon furfags hacked into The Heritage Foundation and "leaked" some nophono?

 17742

>>17682
Based Jews

 17799

UK Chads won.
4cuck Trannies lost.



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 17711[Reply]

51 days until completion of the r/markiplier national focus. Spam is expected to be absent in the coming days due to Thanksgiving.

 17782

do this

 17796

We need a focus that makes nusois not make literal edits of the sharty, so that pedosnitches and derailers won't failraid it. I swear, 70% of all failraids are caused by snitches.



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 17640[Reply]

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
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>>17713
marge…

 17739

>>>17674
>To be fair I'm pretty sure Haiti actually used to have really good soil, but then the French raped the shit out of it by growing nothing but sugar, coffee, and other cash crops for nearly a century, while simultaneously clearcutting half the forests that were protecting the soil from erosion.


Nah this is wrong. The soil IS ruined but that was because of the farming practices that happened much later and not due to the French. For example the land kept being divided by each descendant which caused them to over farm a particular piece of land to keep up with expenses and output. They also would not rotate crops, this in turned destroyed the soil. The deforestation happened in the 1950's when there was a larger demand for mahogany.

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>>17649
>kill yourself obsessed burger

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>>17733
human history in a nutshell

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>>17689
>Haiti
>houses
>house cats

 17794

>>17739
Alright, fair enough. From what I understand there are at least SOME efforts to try and unfuck the soil.



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https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/chicago-career-criminal-lawrence-reed-had-over-70-arrests-before-setting-woman-on-fire-in-train-attack/

The violent firebug busted for setting an innocent young woman on fire on a Chicago train had more than 70 prior arrests to his name — as the feds rage that he “had no business being on the streets.”

Lawrence Reed, 50, was hit with a federal terrorism charge after he was caught on camera dousing the 26-year-old woman in gasoline, chasing her through the train car and then setting her alight on Monday night, according to authorities.

Reed, who allegedly shouted “burn alive b–h” when he was arrested, was ordered to stay behind bars during a court hearing Friday.

It has since emerged that Reed had a disturbing lengthy rap sheet — and was out on pretrial release at the time for an aggravated battery charge.

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>>17614 (OP)
At the time of this week’s fiery horror, Reed was out on electronic home monitoring stemming from an alleged incident where he knocked a hospital social worker unconscious in August.

Prosecutors had asked for Reed to remain locked up but a judge overruled them — leaving him free to roam the streets.

Despite his prior run-ins, US Attorney Andrew Boutros said he wasn’t aware of Reed ever legally being declared mentally incompetent.

During a Friday court hearing, federal prosecutor Aaron Bond said Reed should be locked up, arguing he’s a “clear danger to the community,” according to a report by KVUE.

“He has been given chance after chance after chance,” Bond said.
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 17618

Are violent firebugs a big problem were you live chuds?

 17673

Up

 17675

bvmp

 17785

geg, what causes niggers to act schizo like that?



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 17533[Reply]

was it cool?
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 17688

snca

 17703

Why the fuck is this on the frontpage? Did Quote's bvll recommend this?

 17709

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes so hot #needthat

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>>17533 (OP)
aryan beast

 17747

sica

 17762

thought provoking



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 17726[Reply]

Klaus Schwab has decided to start courses to better prepare the soyim for the start of the 4th industrial revolution, including helpful skills such as:
- communicating with your ai overlord
- emergency pod maintenance
- beginner bug nutrition plan
- science prayers to soothe the mind during the whole process
- and lastly, how to stay happy while owning nothing
https://schwabacademy.org/

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>Leadership, decision-making, and human values must adapt or risk falling behind.



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 17751[Reply]

(((They))) (ACTUALLY ANYONE) can know/do the following if you have signal installed:
- What smartphone you are using
- When you use it: if your phone is locked/unlocked/running signal in the foreground
- Who you call
- Who you text
- Can DDoS the phone, drain mobile data and battery.

source:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.11194


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 17740[Reply]

Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
<Science spacing
Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
<WEF-approved spacing
No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.


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 17551[Reply]

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month.

Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as “potentially divisive” under its new guidelines. The new policy, set to take effect Dec. 15, similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag.

https://www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-guard-says-swastika-is-no-longer-a-hate-symbol

 17735

reversed



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 17626[Reply]

i got aids

 17627

From gay sex

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>>17627
correct

 17734

hope you have a great holiday



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