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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' to get a family-friendly animated film adaptation Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 17:32:15 №18592 [Reply]

Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.

Angel, a studio that usually specializes in Christian films, immediately received immense backlash from film critics and literature purists for it's dramatic tonal shift from the satirical allegory about totalitarianism and the Russian Revolution to a more lighthearted, family-friendly animated comedy with fart jokes and rap battle sequences. As of December 13th, the trailer on YouTube has 2K likes and 21k dislikes.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKM

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Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 05:16:35 №18748

>>18592 (OP)
indoctrinating children with subtle political messaging is actually keyed btw

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 06:25:21 №18750

>>18654
i bet it's not going to criticize anything

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:27:07 №18795

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Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:23:11 №18796

Marge?

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:10:20 №18809

>>18592 (OP)
I like the book i think its good but the movie is probably gonna be shit

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:36:44 №18819

>Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.
angel studios makes "christian" movies for ex-disney fan trump loyalist cuckservatives what are they getting from george orwell of all authors

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'teen drove troon classmate to suicide Chud X9dBUsr5 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:12:23 №18812 [Reply]

Geg, here's the original thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14431553.html#14437098

Chud D6OZsJB0 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:13:34 №18813

>>18812 (OP)
you forgot to 'chive it

Chud X9dBUsr5 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:14:00 №18814

>>18813
Meds no I didn't
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1216-0954-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14431553.html

Chud D6OZsJB0 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:14:47 №18815

>>18814
in op i meant but oh well, hopefully jannies approve this

Chud X9dBUsr5 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:17:22 №18816

>>18815
We can only hope

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Muslims Shoot some jews in Australia Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 10:26:58 №18646 [Reply]

first day of hanukkah celebrations down under or something

Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-14/active-shooter-bondi-beach-sydney-nsw/106141580

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Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 21:34:41 №18802

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>jesus christ

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 21:47:38 №18803

>>>18659
>>innocent Jews that have nothing to do with Israel or what they’re doing deserve to get shot because I say say so
all jewGODS deserve to be sent to heaven early you goy

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:24:30 №18807

>>18769
ev&doe it was targeted

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:24:32 №18808

>>>>18659
>>>innocent Jews that have nothing to do with Israel or what they’re doing deserve to get shot because I say say so
>all jewGODS deserve to be sent to heaven early you goy

Niggerhell*

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 00:51:22 №18810

>>18800
troonslop and noonslop combined into one somehow

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 01:06:57 №18811

literal SNCA

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30 days left of r/markiplier national focus Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:19:40 №18806 [Reply]

r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 30 days.

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Vlodson steals 4cuck /lgbt/ 42 Million GET Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:41:34 №18681 [Reply]

After a long day of coordinated spamming by multiple factions, each hoping to steal 4cuck's /LGBT/ 42 million GET, a rogue vlodposter finally managed to seize it with the following saying:

It came to pass in the latter days,
in the darkest hour of the age,
that hope was fallen low, and the hearts of men failed them.
For they had lost their glory,
and women their beauty.
<reddit space
Yet out of the deep darkness there appeared a countenance—
with no glasses upon his eyes, nor stubble upon his face;
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Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 04:38:42 №18742

>>18710
iron (can't vote)
vlodson is iron, no gems can come ojt of vlodson ever

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 05:39:00 №18749

>>18696
SHITLITANIGGERS, CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY EVEN VLODSON MOGS YOU?

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 06:39:50 №18752

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DOUBLE PLUS GOOD

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 09:20:48 №18766

it's NAS but btfos 'tan

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:00:09 №18804

Vlodson is iron because of xis stable properties.

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 22:04:27 №18805

>>18804
OKAY

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Today is Terry A. Davis's birthday Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:42:45 №18797 [Reply]

Terrence Andrew Davis born December 15th 1969, deceased August 18 2018, he would be 55 if he was still alive, programmer of God and the saint of technology he is now running over CIA agents in heaven.

R.I.P Terry and happy birthday

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 20:57:20 №18799

Some of history's greatest geniuses are seldom appreciated during their time.

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 21:23:55 №18801

Happy birthday Terry! We miss you!

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Director Rob Reiner and wife Michele stabbed to death, son arrested for murder Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:23:10 №18793 [Reply]

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/2-found-dead-los-angeles-home-owned-director/story

Director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer, were found killed in their Los Angeles home on Sunday, and the couple's son, Nick Reiner, has been arrested for murder, according to police.

Nick Reiner, 32, was taken into custody on Sunday night and is being held on $4 million bail, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, hours after the couple was found stabbed to death in their Brentwood home, according to law enforcement sources.

"Our hearts go out to the family and friends of the Reiners," LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell said Monday.

Rob Reiner a famed director, producer and actor is known for massive Hollywood hits, including "The Princess Bride," "When Harry Met Sally…," "Stand By Me," "This is Spinal Tap," "A Few Good Men" and many more.

"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said.

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:26:17 №18794

>>18793 (OP)
A neighbor told ABC News that actors Billy Crystal and Larry David were seen at the house after police arrived on Sunday.

"Billy looked like he was about to cry," the neighbor said.

The Reiner family owns two houses across the street from each other. Rob and his wife lived in one and a daughter with kids lived in another, according to the neighbor.

"They're a big presence on the block. They're always having parties," she said.

Rob Reiner, 78, and Singer, 68, married in 1989 and share three children: Jake, Nick and Romy.
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Wisconsin man falsely identified as Brown University shooter Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:20:06 №18792 [Reply]

https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/brown-university-shooting-12-13-25

Benjamin Erickson is not the shooter

The shooter still hasn’t been caught

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We finally have our own Wikipedia article Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:58:01 №18269 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party
After a long time we finally got a proper Wikipedia article, it's pretty short doe, only including our origins, the (((ADL))) blaming us for (((2025 Antioch High School shooting))) (even doe we didn't have anything to do with that) and the 4cuck hacking earlier this year.
>News spacing
The article seems to have been in draft since November, unable to be uploaded due to some obsessed real life slopjak sending the article to be reviewed.

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Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 18:21:10 №18563

Test

Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 04:29:20 №18579

n

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 07:45:27 №18626

xD

Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 17:24:51 №18679

>>18404
that would requre someone to compile soy culture into wiki so we can reference it

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 04:50:49 №18745

>>18404
You are slowly beaten to death with a library bound copy of wp:MOS.

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 17:31:51 №18789

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>No Angeleno mention
>No Root mention
>No NuAdmin mention
>No 9a0c mention
>Quote only listed as 'Owner'
I need ALL the admins on the page i want to see ALL of them

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MARGE SIMPSON DEAD Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 15:25:13 №18560 [Reply]

Beatrice Picard—the beloved voice behind Quebec's local version of Marge Simpson—died at age 96, her family announced.

"It is with great sadness that we announce the death of our mother, Beatrice, which occurred this morning, December 9th, at the age of 96,” her family wrote via Facebook on December 9.

Picard passed peacefully in her sleep, her family explained.

The voice actress had a storied career that spanned more than seven decades.

Born Marie Therese Beatrice Picard on July 3, 1929, she rose to fame as Angelina Desmarais in Le survenant—one of Quebec’s earliest tele-romans.

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Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 02:03:13 №18736

rip

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 04:16:06 №18739

Even if it's not the real Marge, she WABAM RIP Marge

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 05:14:45 №18746

>>18560 (OP)
fuck you
you baited me

Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 14:47:14 №18775

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