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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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 24397[Reply]

He returned
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 24475

shit everypony cares abouit

 24477

Q in the big 2026

 24478

>>24464
This. Also, give me a link because I want to debate QAnon.

 24499

Charlie Qirq is back??????????????????

 24505

Snca

 24512

We could have prevented this… all we needed to do is to trvst the plan



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 24511[Reply]

Happy 5th birthday, Soyjak Wiki!


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 20754[Reply]

poopson got posted, it’s literally boykisser as Nate

 20756

DOCTOS

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oyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 20794

>>20754 (OP)
this is was from 2024 schizo
not poopson

 20795

>>20794
red herring poopson

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>>20786
That picture looks pretty cool

 24510

vp



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 24485[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: it is confirmed that niggers are an official psyop by the C-HEY STOP NOTICING

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 24486[Reply]

The long awaited Album by Kanye "Ye" West has officially released, you can now enjoy your new Aryan niggerbabble songs without AI vocals.

 24487

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Ye WABAG

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>>24486 (OP)
The BRC slut just dropped
GTFIH

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 24495[Reply]

On March 28th Ye dropped his album, BULLY, along with the announcement that he is going to be purchasing soyjak.st.
>snopes?
Someone said it on /soy/ so its real.

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awesome

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>>24495 (OP)



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 24351[Reply]

OpenAI is shutting down its Sora app as it prepares for an IPO and faces rising competition. The decision also ends its planned Disney partnership.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/openai-shuttering-sora-video-generating-service-rcna264989
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 24429

Yeah whatever DOOD it only created coals anyway
>

 24452

>>24429
>could've made it in blender but was too lazy award

 24491

Why can't some chud open their own ai gen?

 24493

>>24491
Jewgle and ClosedAI has access to millions of videos we cannot even begin to fathom
Only a true hoarder could have their hands, paws or hooves on the best training data (full of SNCA)

 24494

Do not look up sultan gassy

 24506

Gemmy



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 24409[Reply]

The 25th of March a 13 year old Italian outcast middle schooler wearing a shirt with "Revenge" written on it, seemingly of Brazilian origins, stabbed xer French teacher, wich barely survived.
Later investigations found a poorly made pipe bomb, a generic school shooter manifesto on whatsapp that's so shallow It made a Red tear come down my nose.
He also posted 'zelling related stuff on his social media as its shown on the attached file, wich Was broadcasted on live TV o Algo
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>>24458

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 24484

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OHNONONONONO ZARTYCUCKS WHATS THIS

 24492

>>24450
Are newgegs just lolicons? JSID

 24498

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>>24450
>Mutti

 24500

That caca is froot btw

 24504

Did someone make 'ki page about this. We gotta talk about this 'zelligfail.



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 23847[Reply]

Sega has officially announced that Miles “Tails” Prower, beloved sidekick to Sonic the Hedgehog, is a homosexual.
<reddit
The statement came from a rather drunk and excitable Yasushi Yamaguchi, who created Tails almost 20 years ago. When asked about the two-tailed fox, he suddenly shouted, “Yep, Tails is a gay. Yeah he’s a fucking gay ass faggot. Fucking poofter, through to the bone.”
<reddit
Yamaguchi explained that he wanted to reveal it sooner, but that he had been waiting until it was socially acceptable to have gay characters in videogames to make the announcement. He added, “Of course he’s a cocksucker. He’s got 2 tails. 2 tails, 2 bumholes. If he wasn’t a raging nancy-boy, it’d be a waste of ass, right?”
<reddit
Other announcements about Sega characters also were revealed in the rather open interview. As it turns out, Amy Rose hates immigrants, Rouge the Bat charges £15 a pop, and Vector the Crocodile is nigger.
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DOCTOOOOOOOOS!

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 24199

>Tails is a cocksucker
E-102 Gamma would never, btw

 24223

Stop wasting your time being peak goyim spreading SNCA and join NSM or something nigger

 24489

>Tails is a gay chud
So he’s Amir Odom?

 24503

>>24489
tails is quote



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 24482

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>>24481 (OP)

 24501

this video used to scare me as a kid

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 24386[Reply]

In a mutual effort by Lesothan physicists, Mossad, and the fucking Jardee, antimatter has been transported by road for the first time - a revolutionary innovation for Vlodson posters.
<news space
Snopes: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-first-antimatter-taken-test-165212740.html
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 24461

>>24442
>everyone I don’t like is samefagging

 24471

Xe is transporting hostile off-site communities

 24472

wtf lmao doesn't that shit explode?

 24474

Absolute geg Material

 24488

>>24472
They basically kept it at nearly absolute zero and contained it with a magnetic field o algo

 24496

>>24386 (OP)
Jarty is vantawhite aryan Hyperborea doe, especially when compared to this shithole



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The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

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>>21318
Go back faggot

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>>21682
I was on mobile lol.

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 23374

>>21025 (OP)
>>21064
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

 24376

bump

 24483

>>23374
Kys Mutt faggot



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 24360[Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud_(pejorative)

The article also mentions the Sharty and the word soyteen btw
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Looking at the edit history, the sharty mention was the work of one of us

 24378

Well, we did it 'teens. Another sharty win.
But sadly, they also make mention of (((Henderson))).

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>>24360 (OP)

 24465

they added nophono and branigger to wiktionary recently too
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nophono
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/branigger

 24466

>>24465
its real

 24479

>>24465
GEEEEEEEG ANOTHER SNARKY SNAPPY WIN
But they're implying that nophono came from the brony speak word "nopony".



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 24105[Reply]

The American actor Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris finally had enough and is now taking an holiday from living, he's now planning to visit death and having a beer with it
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 24258

>>24228
damn fr?
no wonder (((they))) took him out then

 24324

Rip

 24359

Rest in aryandom

 24473

He deserved it kek

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>>24258
I don't think (((they))) took him out



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