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Chud ## Admin 06/20/26 (Sat) 21:12:38 №27676 [Reply]

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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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NORMIE 'TOK FOUND THE SHARTY Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 00:35:18 №31794 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

Thanks to "o algo community," some 'toker found the sharty, said meximutt coal is le heckin' dogwhistle of /raid/ (evendoe it's xittergrants posting them), and then moralfagged about SNCA.

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Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:15:11 №32467

>>32454
Oh my niggers

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:16:47 №32468

>>32000
DOXXGODS WE NEED YOU NOW TO FIND ALL THE IPS OF EVERY ACCOUNT O ALGO

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:51:51 №32469

100% this guy is getting 'za delivered in the next few months

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:53:44 №32470

gegggg why are offsiters so agonizingly retarded

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:56:04 №32471

Tokgroids have skulls made of special materials that spits everything out after 2 minutes to keep them retarded and 'oomable like good goys

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 03:58:54 №32472

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>us from TikTok are taking over this website. no one can hide from the big tok lil bro. rawhoneyisagimmik showed me this website and I will probably just let other people know about this site so they can feel niche or something idk but its over

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DNB DAD FOUND ON XITTER Chud 10/18/26 (Sun) 18:13:04 №31641 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Gideon Abotsi, a man who slashed his child to death with a machete because his wife wouldn't have sex with him, has had his xitter account discovered. His account is based in Ghana, and his last post was a month before his arrest.
https://x.com/GideonAbotsi

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Chud 10/28/26 (Wed) 20:47:38 №32110

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 10:05:23 №32263

>>31666
kys

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 07:08:48 №32358

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dnb 2

FIND THE GEM Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 12:22:25 №32451

>Insane that he would do this, I get the jokes but how vile do you have to be to do this to your own child. May god curse his soul

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 02:41:04 №32465

DNB, the origin

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THE KING, SALT, IS OFFICIALLY DEAD, MAY GOD REST HIS SOUL HE WENT TOO SOON Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 01:36:01 №32460 [Reply]

Salt had a deadman switch set to delete the secret 'p hosting button picture post on /soy/, and is officially dead. This marks the beginning of the end for the sharty… it has been good, and hey… maybe this party isnt so shitty? geg

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 01:36:10 №32461

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Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 01:41:23 №32462

inb4 who cares, cuz i do

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 02:23:47 №32464

>>32460 (OP)
>>32461
Geg, I made both of this tosses

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EDP445 ARRESTED Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 05:31:53 №32442 [Reply]

Known swinny moderator Bryant Turhan Emmerson Moreland was arrested in Las Vegas this Wednesday by Las Vegas Police Department. He will be deported to California where he is charged with attempted lewd or lascivious acts with a child under 14, going to an arranged meeting with a minor, contacting a minor with sexual intent and sending pornography with the intent to seduce a minor, according to court records. These charges are based on the original sting done by Alex Rosen back in 2020.

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 09:05:33 №32445

Geeeg look at him just standing there in the background

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 20:13:39 №32455

Isn't Bryant Turhan Emmerson Moreland his deadname now? His new name is Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason.

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New 'Treehouse of Horror' Simpsons Episode features hijacked domain and links to Simpsons EPI Chud 10/29/26 (Thu) 16:36:29 №32128 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

Fans of the Simpsons were left EPI'd last night In 'Treehouse of Horror XXXVII,' which aired October 25, 2026, on Fox. a background joke showed the cursed Springfield DMV's broken website address. Fans quickly visited and discovered the unregistered domain hosted pornography of Marge's sisters, Patty and Selma 67ing their boobs. Be advised, it is highly NSFW and has scraped every single r34 image of The Simpsons tag onto the html.

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 00:27:18 №32436

test

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 08:30:20 №32443

>>32144
Kys niggerfaggot

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 08:38:24 №32444

>>32235
tsmt

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 20:50:38 №32456

Most gemmy goons ever

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 23:17:26 №32457

Bump

Chud 11/06/26 (Fri) 00:33:08 №32458

These gooner coals are really a plague

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/SOY/ RAPED BY ROGUE JANNY Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 13:09:41 №32273 [Reply]

SOME NIGGERJOON CATTYWIPED /SOY/ AND KEEPS DELETING THREADS

THIS IS SLIGHTLY BAD

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Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 13:47:16 №32277

BEST OF SALT

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 14:45:26 №32279

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>nobeidore cares about /pol/ doe

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:55:17 №32280

That janny went crazy brodie, heh glad i was sleeping instead of getting raped to death by a jannytranny like you guys heh

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 19:25:18 №32291

/soy/ is already a raped shithole

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 22:15:00 №32301

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 13:39:57 №32452

shit nobadhy cars abok

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GIGACHAD KILLED IN UKRAINE Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 09:40:56 №32360 [Reply]

Braporters on the scene say he got back up afterwards and raped the drone operator o algo

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Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 16:14:17 №32369

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Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 14:00:01 №32407

Meds Ernest Khalimov is still alive

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meds
russopigs are not even humans.

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 19:33:07 №32415

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 09:40:51 №32446

>>32408
>the soyim are animals or however the coin is clipped

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 12:21:14 №32450

Wtf is that actually him

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SEAmonkey shitskin boorucuck tries and fails to axe xis teacher Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 03:49:04 №31807 [Reply]

hows there not a thread on this yet
A homosexual bwc loving shitskin tried to take revenge on his school but since he's retarded fortunately nobody died

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 22:23:30 №31832

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Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 01:13:09 №31840

Tisisi GQD -0

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Chud 10/23/26 (Fri) 23:51:43 №31864

>>31807 (OP)
TCCmonkeyshitskin

Chud 10/24/26 (Sat) 11:13:21 №31909

Texasbros… I…

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 11:07:18 №32449

That man a homosexual

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Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 20:39:13 №32431 [Reply]

this fucking retard bro im dumbfounded
offsiters wonned..

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 03:18:05 №32439

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 04:30:52 №32441

>>32431 (OP)
Linkin Park propfile picture. Nigger

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know jartycuck edp445 has been arrested Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 21:49:10 №32433 [Reply]

Bryant Turhan Emmerson Moreland, known as EDP445, was arrested in Las Vegas on Wednesday and charged with attempted lewd acts with a child under 14

Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 21:52:06 №32434

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CobsonTALKS found to be in a private Steam chat with a failtroll (to no one’s surprise) Chud 10/31/26 (Sat) 23:26:31 №32343 [Reply]

There has been multiple attempts to dox him over this since yesterday all leading to nowhere.

Chud 11/01/26 (Sun) 16:14:32 №32370

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 02:45:38 №32437

up

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Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 08:37:34 №32422 [Reply]

Brandon Herrera lost Texas elections to mother of 4

Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 09:44:51 №32424

Didnt he lose to gorlock

Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 12:17:40 №32426

no one cares about your esl country bro

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 03:18:23 №32440

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MY DICK WAS HARD AND LEAKY AND STILL IS Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 13:23:18 №31707 [Reply]

I was browsing the /qa/ borad on the shitty and looked around there and then some OMGSISA poped up and the board.Which made me so hard my penis tore my pants and i started cumming everywhere–walls doors pc and even my hair and celling its been 2 hrs and my penis is still leaking cum

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 19:38:49 №31738

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Chud 10/22/26 (Thu) 16:15:51 №31819

Up

Chud 11/04/26 (Wed) 00:51:07 №32419

Up