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Chud ## Mod 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:20:58 №1 [Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are ~~unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just~~ soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

Important Notice Chud ## Admin 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:06:27 №1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.

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Famous Rapper Squirreljak found gooning to underage characters on pixiv Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 01:30:37 №2174 [Reply]

SQUIRRELJAK ENTHUSIASTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE IN TOTAL SHOCK TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED REVELATION
SOYNEWS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
[CHUD#176]:To see such innapropiate comments from squirreljak himself really puts into question who we should allow into our community
[EDUARDO ALIAS "KUZ"):i dont see anything wrong with what squirreljak has done i think people should stop overeacting
[GEORGE FLOYD]:MAN THESE PEPLO FUCKED UP IN THE HEADMAN I COULDNT BREATHE FROM SEEING MY IDOL DOING THIS

Chud 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:27:28 №2188

>>2174
Link?

Chud 12/03/24 (Tue) 19:41:19 №2193

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It's so over squirrelcacas

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Honda is making square steering wheels. Chud 12/03/24 (Tue) 14:21:09 №2190 [Reply]

I worked for a company that manufactures various car parts for various brands. One day I saw a rack of these square armatures (refer to raisinty concept art) in person. I really should have taken a picture of it.

Last time I checked, Honda has not yet announced these new steering wheels. It's possible that they could be reserved for their self-driving cars, but I'm not too sure.

Chud ## Mod 12/03/24 (Tue) 15:47:42 №2191

Moved to >>>/yyyyyyy/3226.

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NEW THANKSGIVING THEME Chud 12/01/24 (Sun) 10:53:10 №2181 [Reply]

A new theme has been added to commemorate Thanksgiving! It can be found at the bottom of the themes list, and it looks pretty nice.

Chud 12/02/24 (Mon) 19:05:32 №2186

dude its just a copyoff of win7 theme

Chud 12/03/24 (Tue) 04:27:50 №2189

>>2181
missed thanksgiving award

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PINGAS MAN STABBED IN THE STREETS BY A CULT OF MAX MEMBER! Chud 06/03/24 (Mon) 14:03:08 №751 [Reply]

Yesterday afternoon, popular sonic the hedgehog villain, Dr Ivo “egg man” Robotnik, also known in this website as PINGAS MAN!, was stabbed in the streets by an unknown member of the cult of max.

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Chud 07/07/24 (Sun) 07:52:57 №984

Bump

Chud 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:11:43 №989

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>You're a fucking nigger, Pingas has been dead since 2010, and YTP is for trannies
>Destroyeggarmy

Chud 07/13/24 (Sat) 17:04:06 №1036

Remind her that pingas man has retired

Chud 07/21/24 (Sun) 15:19:48 №1071

>>775
Why do retards pay 500 robux to change their name use 7 times thatd like 3,500 robux wasted

Chud 12/02/24 (Mon) 20:15:25 №2187

:(

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Nothing ever happens Chud 11/24/24 (Sun) 13:54:50 №2149 [Reply]

Nothing has happened

Chud 11/27/24 (Wed) 11:16:41 №2157

raisin never happens

Chud 11/27/24 (Wed) 15:02:35 №2160

>>2157
Nothing ever happens

Chud 11/28/24 (Thu) 16:04:18 №2168

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Nothing happened award

Chud 12/02/24 (Mon) 16:29:39 №2184

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gift

Chud 12/02/24 (Mon) 17:23:01 №2185

Nothing will happen award

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ANONYMOUS EDITING ENABLED ON THE SOYJAK WIKI Chud 11/27/24 (Wed) 11:21:00 №2158 [Reply]

Anonymous editing has been recently enabled on the Soyjak Wiki, allowing 'teens to contribute without creating an account.

However, to prevent spam and ensure quality, all edits made anonymously will require solving a McCaptcha and approval by Jannies before being submitted

It's also highly recommended to use a VPN when making edits

Help contribute to Soy History today!

https://wiki.soyjak.st/

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Soy News: Latest Updates from the Soyjak Community Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 07:19:49 №2176

Soyjak, a popular online community, continues to engage users with a range of topics, from memes to real-time discussions on its IRC channels. The community remains active with frequent updates on various sub-cultures and digital trends. Stay tuned to Soy News for quick insights into the latest developments, and be sure to join the conversation on their IRC server or check out the ongoing discussions at

Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 11:36:53 №2178

>>2176
you were suppose to make a new thread
also don't use your real email

Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 13:48:02 №2179

sounds like a bad idea

Chud 12/01/24 (Sun) 17:34:45 №2182

>>2158
nice

Chud 12/01/24 (Sun) 17:35:47 №2183

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Consumerism trxthnuke dropped, soyteen also says he’s connected to trxmp Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 20:58:30 №2180 [Reply]

Multiple big things happened today and yesterday on /soy/,

first off a soyteen made a thread trying to make cloudflare abandon a Ukrainian website for having a death list of American citizens >>/soy/9237524

Someone said they were in contact with trxmp’s inner circle, there is no hard proof of him being connected doe >>/soy/9239865

An Anarchist soyteen reposted a TRXTHNUKE about how consumerism has enslaved everyone, it’s a good read >>/soy/9241326

This is about all the news from today and yesterday it’s been very eventful recently

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Chud 11/30/24 (Sat) 10:28:13 №2177 [Reply]

COBSONTALKS ‘TUBE NISHED

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/soy/ and /pol/ are fighting possible sharty civil war Chud 10/15/24 (Tue) 21:11:46 №1732 [Reply]

tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residents

/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/

While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.

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EGGMAN THE PINGAS MAN! 10/22/24 (Tue) 14:32:37 №1857

>>1751
>>1754
>>1802
>>1801
POL LOST! SOY AND PINGAS MAN WON! - EGGMAN THE PINGAS MAN!

Chud 10/22/24 (Tue) 17:11:40 №1863

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