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Clitler's birthday is today Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 06:04:03 №25338 [Reply]

Adolf Hitler's (nee Adolf Schicklgruber) birthday is today. He would be 137 as of today.

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Chud 04/23/26 (Thu) 14:49:04 №25430

Birthday boy

Chud 04/23/26 (Thu) 16:31:15 №25431

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Thank you for invading pooland and killing polack chrikes 🙏 HAIL ODIN!!

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 06:28:56 №25440

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 14:54:29 №25452

>>25431
Mudslime or jeet reposting a brimstone video that only cites unreliable government sources

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 18:24:30 №25468

>>25431
brimstone straight from niggerhell

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 11:06:26 №25478

>Thank you for invading pooland and killing polack chrikes 🙏 HAIL ODIN!!

Jartycuckspeechbubble.png

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Harry Dresden (live action chudjak) thread Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:40:34 №25063 [Reply]

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Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 11:32:32 №25091

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>>25063 (OP)

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 13:29:20 №25096

OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOR DONT WORRY IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:38:10 №25403

>>25096
the sudden roaring startled my fish all the way in the other room. My girlfriend noticed them jumping. I had the speaker set up. this is a classic NSFW prank to pull on someone "Hard to hear, turn your speakers way up" -geg

Chud 04/22/26 (Wed) 03:05:48 №25420

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>>25063 (OP)
him being a reddit mod doesn't shock me in the least bit

Chud 04/22/26 (Wed) 03:07:41 №25421

>>25420
Is xhe a pooner? The only shocking part to me is that a reddit mod could be non-tranny

Chud 04/26/26 (Sun) 01:58:30 №25470

the first image looks like the same nigga that cries to star wars geg

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Bibi has prostate cancer Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 16:42:27 №25453 [Reply]

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 17:42:12 №25454

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 19:01:40 №25455

The world is healing (even though that's probably a lie).

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 19:04:41 №25456

>>25454
Everyone cares

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 21:19:06 №25457

Not for long, They will give him the cure

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 23:38:19 №25460

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Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 17:14:43 №25466

>>25453 (OP)
Old news, he had an emergency prostate removal during hanakah two years ago.

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Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 10:16:22 №25446 [Reply]

The only difference between hentai websites and soybooru is soyjak. Literal porn website. JSID.

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 13:12:39 №25447

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>>25446 (OP)

Chud 04/25/26 (Sat) 11:12:45 №25465

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>>25447

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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd Chud 09/18/25 (Thu) 04:08:14 №14290 [Reply]

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]

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Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 18:26:22 №19368

Charges may be pressed on D4vd sQQn
https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/29/d4vd-likely-be-indicted-celeste-rivas-murder/

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 22:24:31 №22834

Negrobump

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 07:53:39 №23357

What if we dox him

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 12:54:28 №23363

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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 15:23:50 №24377

any updates?

Chud 04/24/26 (Fri) 13:38:28 №25448

Apparently hes been arrested..

Omori Bus Spotted in Japan Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 16:34:32 №24406 [Reply]

The infamous "Omori Bus" has been spotted driving in Tokio, Japan. Citizens are advised not to board and to keep their distance to this harmful vehicle and any obsessed passengers they may encounter.

Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 17:18:34 №24407

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>>24406 (OP)

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:51:13 №25406

there warning of door opening isn't subtle like trains. that's enough to set a meth head off or someone with PTSD
struck a nerve
also WTF is a Omori Bus

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:12:20 №25415

Nusois don't know about the omori bus KEK

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 23:56:03 №25418

its on its way to the blue archive convention in tokyo

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Dezi Freeman has died Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:04:34 №24569 [Reply]

An Australian cop killer has died recently after an intense shootout with the AFP's SWAT unit after being tipped off by an anonymous individual. He was hiding for 216 days as a self proclaimed "sovereign citizen".

If you post that peter griffin meme saying "OMGWTHC", then you are a FNF pedo jartycuck trans xueen from niggerhell!

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:38:02 №24570

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>>24569 (OP)

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 21:59:56 №24576

>>24570
pedo jartycuck nigger confirmed

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 22:22:41 №24578

>>24570
Is this a bot?

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:07:52 №24581

>>24578
probably, a guy cant be sitting up all night 24/7 posting the same mp4 file

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 04:08:21 №25407

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>>24569 (OP)
>If you post that peter griffin meme saying "OMGWTHC", then you are a FNF pedo jartycuck trans xueen from niggerhell!

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 13:04:05 №25414

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>>25407

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Man burns down Warehouse full of Toilet Paper because he wasn't being paid enough Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 23:35:16 №24995 [Reply]

A 1.2 Million Square foot Warehouse full of toilet paper in Ontario, Canada was burned down on Tuesday, April 7th. Suspect Chamel Abdulkarim posted the video of him going around lighting various packages of toilet paper while ranting about how "They couldn't even pay us enough to live". Chamel was arrested Thursday, and is facing multiple arson charges and potentially life in prison.

Pretty based

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Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 05:21:54 №25121

>>25000
geg i didnt even realize i got the 25000th GET until now

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 12:36:02 №25285

>>24995 (OP)
>capitalism BTFO ev&oe this damages the heckin' environment when we're already in a defcon 1 climate crisis

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:24:21 №25379

The fire rises, or however the early 2010s millennial humor goes.

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 02:04:53 №25392

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>>25018

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 02:30:38 №25396

Media Pending

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:36:21 №25402

What do Indian guys hate Western toilets and toiletries so much?

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Chudjak Arrested outside Doorstep Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 23:02:33 №25027 [Reply]

The ring camera footage of a man supposedly named Chudjak is going viral on the internet. The video showed the man's outburst in front of a house in Fairfield, California, on Apr. 7. He identified himself as a Chud and asked the homeowner where his daughter was.

As the owner refused to answer, Chudjak threatened to break the door and "end" him. Chud also asked "who was in there" and whether everyone inside was okay.

In the viral clip, the man screamed, broke the doorbell, and kicked the door, demanding that the homeowner open it. At one point, Chud mentioned that he lived in the neighborhood, which was not true, as the man inside confirmed that he had never seen Chud before.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/who-is-harry-dresden-concerning-ring-cam-footage-goes-viral-as-jason-thomas-nichols-trends-in-wake-of-fairfield-doorbell-incident/ar-AA20DxRo

https://shfinmatesearch.solanocounty.com/bookingcharges.aspx?OlxyZjydJMNaVRgHyiaL/w==

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Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 10:15:17 №25180

geg California retards I swear

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 14:17:44 №25182

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He will save the white race

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 12:33:33 №25284

>>25071
geeeeeeeg

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 12:40:24 №25286

This is my neighborhood motherfucker

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 20:54:39 №25298

normgroid coal

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 03:26:56 №25399

Jason Thomas Nichols: 5 things to know as bail surges to $250,000 with child molestation charge from different case
Jason Thomas Nichols from California went viral for insisting he was a wizard while trying to enter a family's home.

Dude already had a pending felony account for molesting a child under 18. apparently he was projecting his fantasy onto the father. his bail went from 35k to a quarter million dollars.

and he's no War Vet. he never served in the Military so he lied to the father

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Trump orders McDonalds or something Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 10:13:56 №25129 [Reply]

DQnald J TrVmp, the president of Q, has ordered an ARYAN FEAST from McDQnalds or something. Meanwhile, obsessed globalist journalists asked him about the war with Iran or however Israel is funded. Yeah and also he did this to show how much of a patriQt he is and has no tax on tips or however the burger is fried.

https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-gets-mcdonalds-delivered-white-house-tout-tax/story?id=132005098
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-mcdonalds-order-comes-cash-surprise-doordash-grandma-outside-white-house
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-mcdonalds-doordash-white-house-iran-b2957040.html

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Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 14:47:35 №25290

>>25129 (OP)
staged nigger shit

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 15:26:03 №25292

>>25290
Gem samefag

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 20:03:59 №25297

>>25290
trve

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 06:00:44 №25306

nigga

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 09:51:37 №25307

ffff

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 01:49:16 №25390

>>25251
geg this made me laugh

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Today marks the 63rd anniversary of Jack Pardey's assassination Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:40:56 №25380 [Reply]

63 years ago today on April 20th 1963, African American revolutionary and Black nationalist leader Jairus "Jack" Pardey was gunned down by members of the Klu Klux Klan outside his home in Monroe, Louisiana. Born in 1928, Pardey was a prominent but controversial figure during the civil rights movement in the US state of Louisiana who founded the infamous black supremacist group known as EPI (Ensemble of Pardey's Insurrectionists), which is widely credited with the incitement of deadly riots and violent protests in Baton Rouge as well as several arson incidents in New Orleans from 1957 to 1963. He is widely ommitted from educational textbooks and civil rights discussions due to allegations of sexually abusing a Chinese immigrant woman named So Yee Tan at his workplace just several weeks before his death. His final resting place lies in Lesotho, in accordance with his will to be buried in his ancestral homeland.

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:42:26 №25382

>His final resting place lies in Lesotho, in accordance with his will to be buried in his ancestral homeland.

GEGGGGGGGGGGGG

Chud 04/21/26 (Tue) 01:21:10 №25387

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Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 01:23:38 №25169 [Reply]

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 01:45:38 №25171

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Chud 04/17/26 (Fri) 21:21:53 №25274

op is 13

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 20:59:12 №25299

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I care…

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 10:24:40 №25354

wait til you get to biot-soyvart's law

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 14:04:02 №25369

SECA

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20-year-old arrested after throwing molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's San Francisco home, OpenAI says Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 22:30:53 №24990 [Reply]

https://abc7news.com/amp/post/suspect-arrested-throwing-molotov-cocktail-sam-altmans-san-francisco-home-openai-says/18866476/

SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) – A 20-year-old suspect has been arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's San Francisco home, the company says.

According to a statement from an OpenAI spokesperson, the suspect also made threats at the company's headquarters. No one was injured in the incident.

The house is in the Russian Hill neighborhood of San Francisco, just below the famous crooked section of Lombard Street.

The incident unfolded around 4 a.m. Friday when someone "threw an incendiary destructive device" at the house, which sparked a fire on an exterior gate, San Francisco police said.

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Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 16:41:11 №25017

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>>24990 (OP)
SNCA

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 01:35:47 №25033

>>25006
>>25007
In 2026 rightoids are crying because the mansion of a Jewish billionaire got barely harmed

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 13:46:10 №25099

>>25000

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 14:42:23 №25102

>>24990 (OP)
aryan

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 19:19:30 №25112

>sharties blames everything on the Joos

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 13:39:04 №25368

>>25033
Shartyniggers will side with anyone the Orange pedophile likes even if it's a Globalist WEF Kike who is even a open faggot

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 02:48:47 №25329 [Reply]

fag democrap governor Andy Beshear of Kentucky gloats about attending gay parades and sees no issue with children witnessing drag shows.

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 02:53:26 №25330

inb4 peter

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 02:54:14 №25331

post peter if your jack it to fictional characters

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 03:33:39 №25333

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>>25329 (OP)
>>25330
>>25331

Chud 04/20/26 (Mon) 03:33:51 №25334

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Entirety of new Avatar film leaks online months before release Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 05:31:22 №25122 [Reply]

On April 12th, the entirety of a new Avatar: The Last Airbender movie has been leaked online—roughly six months before its scheduled Paramount+ release on October 9, 2026. Rumors, alTHOUGH unverified, suggest that Paramount was held at ransom and failed to meet the demands of hackers who accessed the cut and threatened to leak the film.

The film, called Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender, is a continuation of the original Nickelodeon series that follows the adventure of Team Avatar as adults.

The illusive full-length of the film has been circulating online, namely on 4cuck but the obsessed jannies keep removing it. Xittergoogoos and redditards alike are also in panic and reporting any copies they find because:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ITS NOT THE WAY THE HECKIN ARTISTS WANT US TO VIEW IT!!!!!!! IM WAITING UNTIL I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!!

As the OP, I am one of the lucky few to have their hands on an HD mp4 of the movie, but unfortunately it is too big to post on the sharty. Good luck finding it yourself!

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Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 05:57:41 №25281

n

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 17:51:14 №25295

Retarded nusois, just torrent it

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 21:41:01 №25300

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>Who gives a fuck about this dnb wannabe tranime that only zillennial xitter gooners like kek

Chud 04/18/26 (Sat) 21:42:44 №25301

How to watch the Avatar movie:
>1. Go to fmhy.net the database for geeks of all the free shit since they're college brokies.
>2. Go to the free movie website database
>3. Click on the first or one of the starred ones, do not click on anything unstarred.
>4. Enjoy since it will likely be at the front page.

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 14:46:40 №25312

baited me into thinking it was the avatar everyphono cares about, the one with blue niggers

Chud 04/19/26 (Sun) 19:03:31 №25313

>>25312
tsmt