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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd Chud 09/18/25 (Thu) 04:08:14 №14290 [Reply]

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]

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Chud 11/17/25 (Mon) 12:00:14 №17418

>charges have not been pressed
ESL retard

Chud 11/17/25 (Mon) 14:57:09 №17423

OP here. why are you guys necrobumping one of my articles from 2 months ago?
>>17418
not an ESL sentence you illiterate nigger

Chud 12/30/25 (Tue) 18:26:22 №19368

Charges may be pressed on D4vd sQQn
https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/29/d4vd-likely-be-indicted-celeste-rivas-murder/

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 22:24:31 №22834

Negrobump

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 07:53:39 №23357

What if we dox him

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NETANYAHU SPOTTED BEING VISIBLY IMPRESSED Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 20:22:08 №23318 [Reply]

TEL AVIV — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was spotted standing outdoors today and he looked extremely impressed.

The Prime Minister stood on a paved plaza in the heart of Tel Aviv, dressed in a sharp navy suit and a light blue silk tie. He was positioned in a designated press area surrounded by gray concrete and security barriers, a place where high-ranking officials typically gather to observe urban developments. While standing there, he became suddenly and deeply impressed.

Witnesses say he didn't move for several minutes. He just stood there with a furrowed brow and a very specific expression on his face. A small crowd of aides and security detail stopped what they were doing to watch him be impressed.

"He's just… impressed," said one onlooker who was also standing there. "I don't know why. I looked where he was looking and it was just a sidewalk. But he looks like he's seeing the eighth wonder of the world."

The Prime Minister has not yet issued a statement regarding why he was impressed or if he plans to be impressed again tomorrow.

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 20:49:44 №23320

this never happened

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 22:14:59 №23324

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>TEL AVIV — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was spotted standing outdoors today and he looked extremely impressed.
>
>The Prime Minister stood on a paved plaza in the heart of Tel Aviv, dressed in a sharp navy suit and a light blue silk tie. He was positioned in a designated press area surrounded by gray concrete and security barriers, a place where high-ranking officials typically gather to observe urban developments. While standing there, he became suddenly and deeply impressed.
>
>Witnesses say he didn't move for several minutes. He just stood there with a furrowed brow and a very specific expression on his face. A small crowd of aides and security detail stopped what they were doing to watch him be impressed.
>
>"He's just… impressed," said one onlooker who was also standing there. "I don't know why. I looked where he was looking and it was just a sidewalk. But he looks like he's seeing the eighth wonder of the world."
>
>The Prime Minister has not yet issued a statement regarding why he was impressed or if he plans to be impressed again tomorrow.

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 03:33:10 №23341

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>>23318 (OP)

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Rajasthan: Cow, hit by Vande Bharat train, falls on man peeing on tracks, kills him Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 07:53:13 №23065 [Reply]

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 08:05:00 №23066

Good

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 08:40:59 №23068

Rest in Piss Jeet nigger

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 18:46:28 №23312

>posts jeet times
will he come back as a train?

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 01:39:57 №23338

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Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 18:57:01 №23314 [Reply]

Im taking a shit right now
>black and white + benito musolinni therefore giga

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 18:57:11 №23315

Jannies aprove

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 18:57:39 №23316

Shit i wanted to post this on soy

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Kind stranger orders a bunch of pizzas and pays for it out of his own pocket Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 20:41:32 №23319 [Reply]

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 20:54:08 №23321

fuck i thought i linked the thread
soyjak.st/soy/thread/15400050.html#q15401310

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 01:39:31 №23336

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neo nazi kid kills black Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 01:10:31 №23246 [Reply]

A while ago o algo a 14 year old neo nazi killed a black kid and streamed it on telegram

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Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 17:07:12 №23307

>>23284
kys faggot

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 21:38:20 №23322

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This happened yesterday or the day before, depending on your time zone. Here are some of the recordings I was able to find.

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 21:42:32 №23323

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>>23322
>

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 23:57:45 №23328

https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/2981813.html#2988581
some aryan made an interview with him

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 00:03:41 №23329

>>23328
mi btw

I sound like a retard listening back to it now. My voice gets better after a couple minutes doe.

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Israel declares "State of Dance Party" Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 00:08:38 №23330 [Reply]

Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu declares "State of Dance Party" following attacks on Iran, reports say Israel was hit by a "Boogie Bomb"

Chud 03/06/26 (Fri) 01:38:58 №23334

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>>23330 (OP)

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HTSM got married to his long-term Girlfriend Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 12:42:52 №23286 [Reply]

Htsm just said Cindy is his wife now on the 'ru, check it out
https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/1383

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 15:02:25 №23297

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>>23286 (OP)

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 16:07:00 №23305

>>23297
me

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Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 03:28:43 №23252 [Reply]

first

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 15:03:11 №23300

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Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 08:41:01 №23262 [Reply]

Does your cunt only have the SNCA news network?

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Meximutt Troonella dies fighting in Ukraine Chud 02/26/26 (Thu) 16:54:56 №22746 [Reply]

Gegerald

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 02:14:58 №22855

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>>22746 (OP)
1 mizzile for 1 fageg

Chud 02/28/26 (Sat) 12:55:40 №22887

>>22855
worth it doe

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 19:00:31 №23011

Xhes's akshually brazilian you bigot!

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 12:26:14 №23282

>>23011
I hope the Russians perform a stolen land acknowledgement🪷🪷

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 15:02:40 №23298

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Androgenic Becomes #1 Ranked Chad, TEAMS UP With Former Rival ASU Frat Leader to Hunt Down Clav Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 18:53:30 №23006 [Reply]

After pulling up to ASU Frat Leader's house to take revenge for frame mogging Clavicular and barely winning the mog off (mostly by height mogging him but also by being more nonchalant and effortless about his posing) Androgenic officially becomes the #1 ranked chad. Later both find out that Clavicular has been jestergooning the entire time, which prompts former sworn enemies to turn against him, team up with #3 ranked chad Nocturnal Kent and declare war on Clavicular. As of now, the search party has been unsuccessful in their attempts.

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Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:46:41 №23212

australian win

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:51:22 №23214

marge was this the guy from the is this jakkable meme

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 12:14:28 №23219

>>23006 (OP)
snca attention whores

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 20:21:42 №23236

nophono cares about moids

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 07:18:27 №23259

>>23210
>>23219
>>23236
sub-3s leaking

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 13:17:23 №23288

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>You are mentally a child if this kind of thing matters to you.

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liquid hide wood glue stickiness tests are underway Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 05:49:22 №23136 [Reply]

we will see if they'll be good or bad

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Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 07:49:16 №23205

the voice reminds me of that
>

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 11:04:21 №23215

>>23136 (OP)
guy rides a chair for 1 minute

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 11:06:29 №23216

sEca

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 17:28:01 №23231

marge

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>marge

Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 07:48:49 №23260

>>23136 (OP)

Should have tested it with bare ass

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Florida man finds 7-foot boa constrictor in his driveway Chud 03/05/26 (Thu) 00:59:56 №23245 [Reply]

Today, a Florida man preparing to leave for work was delayed by the presence of a 7-foot boa constrictor taking a rest in his driveway. Jay Slagle said he looked outside his second-floor window Sunday in the Woodbine neighborhood of Riviera Beach when he spotted the snake in his driveway. A neighbor called 911 and was threatening to shoot the snake if no help arrived. Riviera Beach Police Officer Josh Wilson arrived on the scene and worked with Slagle to scoop the snake up with a shovel and place it into a recycling bin. A state-licensed trapper was summoned to the scene to take the snake to a safer location.

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Minecraft Console Edition's source leaked Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 06:45:28 №23058 [Reply]

The Minecraft Console Edition (PS3) source code was just leaked on 4cuck's /g/ board
>snopes
https://archive.org/download/minecraft-console-legacy-edition-source-code-leak
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1rhiv5g/minecraft_ps3_edition_source_code_leaked/

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 23:56:43 №23180

teh iraxians released the code because they didnt want to lose it to a bomb or something

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:20:39 №23183

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>>23058 (OP)
Go back faggot

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 15:09:11 №23225

4cucks did something good? rare
niggers made this captcha wtf

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 16:56:21 №23229

~~>>23184~~
>>23183
tsmt

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>>23225
it is most likely not even a 4cuck, ~~people~~ retards post leaks on 4chan cuz they think its "anonymous" even doe it glows bright green and blue

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>>>23058 (You) (OP)
>Go back faggot