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 19383[Reply]

An unknown individual calling himself "Groyper Pepperoni" has OBTAINED the 9 hundredth thousand post on /qa/. We are still in the dark on who this individual was, or what the motivations were. Truly bone chilling.

 19384

Feature this one and not the other news bulletin about this because the other one was clearly made by the anonymous russian hacker group known as the Zartese Falcon o algo



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 19378[Reply]

Mexican Juan Pedro Franco, known for being the world's most obese man, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.

https://www.the-sun.com/health/15710028/juan-pedro-franco-dies-kidney-infection/

MAY HE BRAP IN PEACE


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 19263[Reply]

Kick streamer and looksmaxxer Clavicular runs over a nigger that had been previously stalking him and harrasing him, the nigger has been hospitalized and its unsure if he will live or not.

https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2004036710410395840

 19264

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>Is he dead? Hopefully.

 19289

huge news for tnd enthusiasts

 19376

Looksfag aryans vvqn or however the peptide kills us



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 19337[Reply]

The beloved cartoonist Wobbert Sonter, well known for single-handedly animating 90% of Disney's classic films, has passed away in his home at 72 this morning.
Despite being uncredited in every film, he garnered fame for hiding his cartoon persona, Wobson, somewhere in every film as an easter egg.

 19344

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Three iconic examples of Sonter's silly heartwarming antics.

 19355

RIP

 19375

RIP saar



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 14290[Reply]

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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 14974

>>14364
Literal cordnigger

 17371

Up

 17395

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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 17418

>charges have not been pressed
ESL retard

 17423

OP here. why are you guys necrobumping one of my articles from 2 months ago?
>>17418
not an ESL sentence you illiterate nigger

 19368




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 19202[Reply]

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage was sighted engaging in the viral six seven trend at a childrens' school. Experts believe this is a response to Keir Starmer participating in the same trend last month.

https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2003592943207350576
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 19313

>>19305
seca doebiet

 19318

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>seca doebiet

 19322

THAT'S MY PROIME MINISTAH

 19325

Based

 19347

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>experts

 19367

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(((british politicians))) do anything but help the value of their dying currency



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 19329[Reply]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/28/brigitte-bardot-french-screen-legend-and-animal-rights-activist-dies

Emmanuel Macron leads tributes to actor who became an international sex symbol and later embraced animal rights and far-right politics

 19330

>>19329 (OP)
Brigitte Bardot, the French actor and singer who became an international sex symbol before turning her back on the film industry and embracing the cause of animal rights activism and far-right politics, has died aged 91.

Paying tribute to Bardot on Sunday, the French president, Emmanuel Macron, wrote on social media that France was mourning “a legend of the century”.

“Her films, her voice, her dazzling glory … her sorrows, her generous passion for animals, her face that became Marianne, Brigitte Bardot embodied a life of freedom,” Macron said.

Bardot’s death, at her Saint-Tropez home, La Madrague, on the French Riviera, was announced by her foundation. “The Brigitte Bardot Foundation announces with immense sadness the death of its founder and president, Madame Brigitte Bardot, a world-renowned actress and singer, who chose to abandon her prestigious career to dedicate her life and energy to animal welfare and her foundation,” it said.

Her cause of death was not made public. Bardot was briefly hospitalised in October for what her office called a “minor” procedure.
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 19331

>>19330
Bardot shot to international fame in 1956 with And God Created Woman, written and directed by her then husband, Roger Vadim, and for the next two decades was said to have embodied the idea of the archetypal “sex kitten”. In the early 1970s, however, she announced her retirement from acting and became an outspoken campaigner on animal rights, and increasingly active politically on the far right.

Bardot’s incendiary comments about ethnic minorities, immigration, Islam and homosexuality resulted in a string of convictions for inciting racial hatred. French courts fined her six times between 1997 and 2008 for her comments, particularly those targeting France’s Muslim community. In one case, a Paris court fined her €15,000 (£13,000) for describing Muslims as “this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts”.

Jordan Bardella, the president of Marine Le Pen’s far-right National Rally party (RN), which Bardot supported, wrote: “Brigitte Bardot was a woman of heart, conviction and character. An ardent patriot, devoted to animals that she protected throughout her life, she embodied a whole French era, but also above all a certain idea of courage and freedom.”

Le Pen, whom Bardot once described as “the Joan of Arc of the 21st century”, wrote on social media that Bardot was “exceptional for her talent, courage, frankness and beauty”. “She was incredibly French,” she said. “Free, indomitable, whole. She will be hugely missed.”

Such was Bardot’s role in the far right’s cultural pantheon that tributes were also paid to her from Italy’s government, where the deputy prime minister, Matteo Salvini, called her “a timeless star, but above all a woman who was free, nonconformist, protagonist of courageous battles in defence of our traditions”.
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 19332

>>19331
Born in 1934 in Paris, Bardot grew up in a prosperous, traditional Catholic family but excelled enough as a dancer to be allowed to study ballet, gaining a place at the prestigious Conservatoire de Paris. At the same time she found work as a model, appearing on the cover of Elle in 1950 while still 15. As a result of her modelling work, she was offered film roles; at one audition she met Vadim, whom she would marry in 1952, after she turned 18. Bardot was cast in small roles, with increasing prominence, playing Dirk Bogarde’s love interest in Doctor at Sea, a big hit in the UK in 1955.

But it was Vadim’s And God Created Woman, in which Bardot played an uninhibited teenager in Saint-Tropez, that consolidated her image and turned her into an international icon. The film was a huge hit in France, as well as internationally, and catapulted Bardot into the front rank of French screen performers.

As well as for cinema audiences, Bardot swiftly became an inspiration for intellectuals and artists; not least the young John Lennon and Paul McCartney, who demanded their then girlfriends dye their hair blond in imitation of her. The columnist Raymond Cartier wrote a lengthy article about “le cas Bardot” in Paris-Match in 1958, while Simone de Beauvoir published her famous essay Brigitte Bardot and the Lolita Syndrome in 1959, framing the actor as France’s most liberated woman. In 1969, Bardot was chosen as the first real-life model for Marianne, the symbol of the French republic.

In the early 1960s, Bardot appeared in a string of high-profile French films, including Henri-Georges Clouzot’s Oscar-nominated drama The Truth, Louis Malle’s Very Private Affair (opposite Marcello Mastroianni) and Jean-Luc Godard’s Contempt. In the second half of the decade, Bardot took up a number of Hollywood offers: these included Viva Maria!, a Mexican-set period comedy with Jeanne Moreau, and Shalako, a western with Sean Connery.

 19333

>>19332
Bardot also had a parallel music career, which included recording the original version of Serge Gainsbourg’s Je T’Aime … Moi Non Plus, which Gainsbourg had written for her while they were having an extramarital affair. (Afraid of scandal after her then husband, Gunter Sachs, found out, Bardot asked Gainsbourg not to release it. He went on to re-record it with Jane Birkin, to huge commercial success.)

Bardot found the pressure of stardom increasingly irksome, telling the Guardian in 1996: “The madness which surrounded me always seemed unreal. I was never really prepared for the life of a star.” She retired from acting in 1973, aged 39, after making the historical romance The Edifying and Joyous Story of Colinot. Her primary focus became animal welfare activism, joining protests against seal hunts in 1977 and establishing the Brigitte Bardot Foundation in 1986.

Bardot subsequently sent letters of protest to world leaders over issues such as dog extermination in Romania, dolphin killing in the Faroe Islands and cat slaughter in Australia. She also regularly aired outspoken views on religious animal slaughter. In her 2003 book A Cry in the Silence she espoused rightwing politics and took aim at gay men and lesbians, schoolteachers and the so-called “Islamisation of French society”, resulting in a conviction for inciting racial hatred.

Bardot was married four times: to Vadim between 1952 and 1957; Jacques Charrier between 1959 and 1962, with whom she had a son, Nicolas, in 1960; Sachs from 1966-69; and to the former Le Pen adviser Bernard d’Ormale, whom she married in 1992. She also embarked on a number of high-profile relationships, including with Jean-Louis Trintignant and Gainsbourg.

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 19324[Reply]

Trans acceptance among young people was in overall decline under the Biden administration, however a new poll shows a shocking rebound; young people are becoming more accepting of trans folx under the Trump administration. Popular transgender Fansly creator "Lilith Lovett" posits that this may be due to economic decline under the Trump administration and/or the Epstein files situation; however, experts are unsure.

https://xcancel.com/LilithLovett/status/2004665506775925129
https://today.yougov.com/_pubapis/v5/us/trackers/is-a-transgender-woman-a-woman/download/
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 19351

>>19324 (OP)
Why are you using an onlyfans equivalent nigger as a source, is this you? Are you the onlyfans nigger?

 19352

Kek, chuds BTFO

 19353

>>19351
>nusois are literal onlyfans troons
jsid

 19357

>>19324 (OP)
>Is a transgender woman a woman?
ask their testicles o algo

 19362

hembrism (feminist chauvinism) and misandry cause low male self-esteem

 19364

>>19362
they also watch tons of straight porn



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 19363[Reply]

Bangsamoro Education Minister and Member of Parliament Mohagher Iqbal has vehemently condemned a new legislative proposal to dismantle the unified structure of the region's Ministry of Basic, Higher and Technical Education (MBHTE), arguing that it directly contravenes the Bangsamoro Organic Law (BOL).

https://www.luwaran.com/news/article/3178/iqbal-decries-proposal-to-split-education-ministry

During a recent session of the Bangsamoro Transition Authority (BTA) Parliament, Iqbal voiced strong opposition to Parliament Bill No. 47, authored by MP Baintan Ampatuan, which seeks to split the MBHTE into four separate and independent agencies.

Iqbal warned that such a reorganization would reverse years of progress in establishing a cohesive educational system. He stated that the MBHTE was intentionally designed as a single, integrated entity under the BOL to ensure a seamless transition between basic, higher, technical, and Madaris (Islamic) education. He argued that there is no clear legal, constitutional, or administrative basis for the proposal, and cautioned that splitting the ministry would result in administrative inefficiencies, funding gaps, and the potential marginalization of Madaris education.

Emphasizing that the current unified system represents a hard-won achievement of the Bangsamoro struggle, Iqbal reminded Parliament that past fragmented systems had failed to deliver culturally rooted education, often neglecting Moro identity and history. He declared that dismantling the ministry would betray the "blood and sacrifices" of those who fought for regional autonomy, asserting, "We will not allow the destruction of a system fought for and built by the blood and sacrifice of our history."

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 19361[Reply]

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that President Trump of the United States will be the first non-Israeli to receive the Israel Prize, the highest honour of the Israeli state.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-to-receive-israel-prize-in-break-from-tradition-netanyahu-says/ar-AA1TeXiA


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 18681[Reply]

After a long day of coordinated spamming by multiple factions, each hoping to steal 4cuck's /LGBT/ 42 million GET, a rogue vlodposter finally managed to seize it with the following saying:

It came to pass in the latter days,
in the darkest hour of the age,
that hope was fallen low, and the hearts of men failed them.
For they had lost their glory,
and women their beauty.
<reddit space
Yet out of the deep darkness there appeared a countenance—
with no glasses upon his eyes, nor stubble upon his face;
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 18821

geg

 18828

Wheter Vloddy is coal or gem(though he isn't)
Its a VVIN

 18922

Vlodson is poopson confirmed.

 18949


Is this marginally better than an actual /lgbt/ user stealing the GET?

 19354

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saaaar my clitty is leaaakig do not redeeeeem saaaar!!!



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 19087[Reply]

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 19268

>>19135
>orange man protects pedos you know??
>we’ve been doing exactly this the entire Biden term? no… you’ve mistaken me for someone else…

 19319

>>19162
there's no need for people to know the origin website
twitchcattle use pepe all the time without knowing about 4cuck
sharty kultchur vonned

 19321

>>19268
evendoe all elites are diddy

 19326

Jaks have become mainstream

 19341

The sharty wQn the culture war

 19350

>>19099
maybe Baron introduced him to it



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 19260[Reply]

Asked by an 8-year-old girl in Kansas what she’d like Santa to bring, the answer came back, “Uh, not coal.”

“You mean clean, beautiful coal?” Trump replied, evoking a favored campaign slogan he’s long used when promising to revive domestic coal production.

“I had to do that, I’m sorry,” the president added, laughing and even causing the first lady, who was on a separate call, to turn toward him and grin.

“Coal is clean and beautiful. Please remember that, at all costs,” Trump said. “But you don’t want clean, beautiful coal, right?”

“No,” the caller responded, saying she’d prefer a Barbie doll, clothes and candy.
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 19335

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Obsessed kek

 19338

>Obsessed kek
im not checking but ts probably has embedded 'p o algo

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 19346

if fpe is coal then call me scott morrison

 19348

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>>19260 (OP)
>the defeated male leaves

 19349

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>if fpe is coal then call me scott morrison



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 19163[Reply]

Last week on Thursday, US Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah) introduced a bill to Congress called The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act. If passed, the law would allow President Trump to issue letters of marque to private companies or individuals to "outfit private warships for the purposes of sinking or capturing vessels belonging to enemy nations," and allow American citizens to "employ all reasonable means necessary" to seize cartel property at land or sea. This power, granting a legal form of piracy known as privateering, has not used by the US gov't since the War of 1812 over 200 years ago during the Age of Sail. While The Paris Declaration respecting Maritime Law of 1856 formally banned privateering, the US did not sign on to the treaty.

Senator Lee says the bill, despite its antiquity, will strongarm recent efforts against Venezuelan drug cartels in the Caribbean.

"The Constitution provides for letters of marque and reprisal as a tool against the enemies of the United States," Lee said Thursday. "Cartels have replaced corsairs in the modern era, but we can still give private American citizens and their businesses a stake in the fight against these murderous foreign criminals. The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act will revive this historic practice to defend our shores and seize cartel assets."

However, it is likely the bill may still face opposition as the Trump administration faces scrutiny over their 'brutal' methods of combating drug cartels, including an attack on Sept. 2 in which a Navy Commander overseeing the operation ordered a second missile strike to kill two survivors who were clinging to an overturned vessel.

Source: https://www.lee.senate.gov/services/files/6008F035-A52D-4D6C-99E9-CEEE62B6C39D
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 19262

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>>19251
Somaliagartha won doe

 19269

>>19233
and they advertise ai porn

 19274

if this happens soyteens should buy a boat and eliminate some jartysmugglers in order to raise enough money to buy back the site from quote

 19277

>>19220
why do you even care about the first option? piracy isn't prosecuted anyways

 19290

>>19194
do this

 19342

>(((pedo))) riddled country btw hang all politikikes
True



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 16571[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: Well-known "DJ Chuddy" was gruesomely assassinated at one of his concerts. The shooter's identity or motive was unkown.
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 16749

I've got Grindr on lockdown when can we get this party started James Dolan will pull the Knicks off the court

 16801

Bleak….

 16922

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ꑭ

 19336

I made that gif geg

 19339

We are dj chuddy

 19340

Bro thinks hes Charlie Kirk



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