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56 days left of r/markiplier focus


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Earlier today, worrying reports have been heard from World Economic Forum headquarters. They have announced that the infamous cryptocurrency known as "Vlodcoin" has lost all its value overnight.
This quirky and valid cryptocurrency was a favourite among young people, but it has suddenly torpedoed in value as the mysterious hacker organization known only as "snarky snappy" has declared the coin to be "NAS coal".
Jager, professor of economics at Pepe's university, has given us his opinion on this situation:
<This is awful, Vlodcoin represented the hopes of an entire generation. After this crash, our country won't be the same.

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>investing in vlodcoin

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kys vlodnigger



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Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.

UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression.

The sharp rise in UPF intake worldwide is being spurred by profit-driven corporations using a range of aggressive tactics to drive consumption, skewer scientific debate and prevent regulation, the review of evidence suggests.

The findings, from a series of three papers published in the Lancet, come as millions of people increasingly consume UPF such as ready meals, cereals, protein bars, fizzy drinks and fast food.

In the UK and US, more than half the average diet now consists of UPF. For some, especially people who are younger, poorer or from disadvantaged areas, a diet comprising as much as 80% UPF is typical.

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Breaking news! Gooseworx just confirmed that zooble from tadc isn’t a self-insert

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woah

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Nobaldi cared



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Due to a thread getting 3 posters with Nojak namerolls, Quote and his jannies may have to remove the Nojak nameroll now, we'll have to see how they respond
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boosted soy to 1100 pph award

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>>17493
Very geggy how this ended up working out

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>>>17489
>shit wrong thread

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>>17482
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

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>>17496
Marge why would you say this?

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up



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58 days r/markiplier national focus. 58 days left guys. r/markiplier is coming, r/markiplier is inevitable (like my heckin wholesome thanos from avengers or whatever). They should rename /news/ to /markiplierupdates/ amirite guys?

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57 days left fuggen jardee



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r/markiplier national focus complete in 57 days. FIIIIIIVE SEEEEEVEEEEEN


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This week on Wednesday the United States Mint in Philadelphia minted its final batch of one-cent coins for general circulation, ending its 232 year-long run.

First introduced by the Coinage Act of 1792, the one-cent coin had long been a cornerstone of the US Dollar. But in recent decades, inflation and the rise of digital transactions have made the Lincoln practically obsolete in daily commerce.

The decision came from an executive order signed by president Donald J. Trump back in February, stating that its apart of his plan to "Rip the waste out of our great nation's budget, even if it's a penny at a time". According to the Department of the Treasury, pennies cost nearly Β’4 to mint per unit, more than triple their monetary value and effectively wasting millions of dollars each year. It is also estimated that roughly 300 billion pennies are in circulation, far exceeding the amount needed for commerce.

However, the US Mint will continue to produce new pennies moving forward, though only in small quantities for collectors.



Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8392vx8plo
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>

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big

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You are a thrembillion months late or something

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Ive been hoarding pennies for this day

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>>17444
Now the goyim will drop nickel and dimes thobeit



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I'm leaking


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Nate is one of the nuvariant 'jaks so therefore this is a nusoi VVIN
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nuvariants are so terrible, it's over

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snca number nophono eveborody care fan aboud

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Got featured award

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>>17373
1488 hmm where have I heard that b4 ;)

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>>17345
>mailto:triggerfagot@duck.com
>fagot
it's ESL

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>>17438
who cares



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Researchers have analyzed a sample of DNA believed to belong to Adolf Hitler, which they say reveals the dictator of Nazi Germany had a genetic marker for a rare disorder that can delay puberty, Kallmann Syndrome, according to a new documentary.
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>kallman syndrome een dough he has facial hair

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cant these media corps go five minutes without sensationalist bullshit you know its fake when a journo supposeldy found this crap from 80 years ago :eyes rolling:

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Doesn't matter if its propoganda. The reason its happening is Israel 1sters such as Shapiro are melting down because people are "daring" to question the entire world particularly the United States kissing their ass for being Jewish.
In their mind this is some kind of win. What the hell do I give a damn about some leader from 70 + years ago's dick and balls. Most gayest and Jewish announcement ever.

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fvlse nvke

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It's going to come out these are commie or jew researchers incase anyone has any doubt. Nobody rational gives a shit about this.

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Nigga this article was long time ago



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how did /soy2/ go from 10K posts within a week, to just an extra 2345 posts in around a month

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>>17441 (OP)
found on the soyclittyleak.party
i am not a zelligpedo



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Lreemss, famous SEAcreature who looks like the esl fnf pedo and is known for his hit song "soyjak is awesome" and "soyjak is awesome 2" speaks out about the harrassment, bullying, and doxxing he's faced from UTTP, his full statement is attached here

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