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12 TONS of kitkats got stolen in europe Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 06:49:01 №24605 [Reply]

last week 12 tons worth of kitkats (about 400000) got stolen on their way from italy to poland

i wonder who could it be……

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:26:38 №24616

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>>24605 (OP)

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Lesothan Scientists Transport Antimatter by Road Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:32:13 №24386 [Reply]

In a mutual effort by Lesothan physicists, Mossad, and the fucking Jardee, antimatter has been transported by road for the first time - a revolutionary innovation for Vlodson posters.
<news space
Snopes: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-first-antimatter-taken-test-165212740.html

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Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:49:59 №24514

>>24513
We can't even make grams of it retard

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 17:19:18 №24532

>>24496
lie

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 09:18:22 №24550

>>24422
Go back to the stone age nigger

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 03:59:12 №24585

cern? What if they liek make blackholes and stuff and do evil time travel!? IFLS

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:21:01 №24588

>>24513
why would they need so much antimatter anyway? to produce the biggest false nuke in the world?

THIS IS FROM THE WORST PARTS OF NIGGERHELL Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:06:45 №24611

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If you go 4 seconds in to their youtube video, you can see 'P TRANSPORT
>reddit space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzBP-VtDNHM

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Fredrick Brennan, founder of 8chan, died Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 00:56:04 №22314 [Reply]

Fredrick Brennan died

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Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 10:50:53 №22545

A

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 15:06:06 №22556

>>22377
Wrong mindset
It should be rapeape next

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 15:16:10 №22557

#RapedByGod

Chud 02/25/26 (Wed) 20:12:48 №22572

>>22466
no it wasn't. Gamergate birthed the type of "right-wingers" who defend goonslop in games n sheit

Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 10:07:36 №22959

>>22314 (OP)
why all the hate, what happened.

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 05:47:54 №24600

>>22314 (OP)
SUCKED IN, that's what he deserves for creating a pedo infested honeypot and defending the media

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:46:51 №24701 [Reply]

goonerald

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:47:02 №24702

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:47:13 №24703

J12jr9j2c

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:47:22 №24704

f

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Klaus Schwab, founder of ze World Economic Forum, turns 88 Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:11:41 №24530 [Reply]

Everyone VILL vish him a happy birthday

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Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 21:55:47 №24575

ze agenda is quite clear

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 22:21:00 №24577

the way you wrote the subject made me think he died nigga fuck you go land dick first in a ditch and fuck a frog

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 22:42:19 №24579

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>the way you wrote the subject made me think he died nigga fuck you go land dick first in a ditch and fuck a frog

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 23:59:32 №24580

is his birthday cake made of ze bugs?

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:18:30 №24584

a

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:29:57 №24589

>>24530 (OP)
Why is xhe dressed like a Mortal Kombat ninja?

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the original soyjak image has been deleted Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 14:48:37 №23900 [Reply]

The only known archive for the original /int/ thread where soyak.png was posted has had said image removed for seemingly unknown reasons.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861

Here is a before and after if your too lazy to click the link.

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 07:50:13 №24004

This is freaking genocide!

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 07:58:28 №24005

I am going to fucking kill myself

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 10:54:46 №24010

>>23948
Former moderator red

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 13:02:43 №24013

>>23900 (OP)
>>23929
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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 20:47:01 №24018

Glowniggers

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:12:19 №24582

>>23929
Take a gun to your head and pull the trigger, your life is worthless and your family never cares about your chudcel life. Just do it, you have nothing to lose!

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Dezi Freeman has died Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:04:34 №24569 [Reply]

An Australian cop killer has died recently after an intense shootout with the AFP's SWAT unit after being tipped off by an anonymous individual. He was hiding for 216 days as a self proclaimed "sovereign citizen".

If you post that peter griffin meme saying "OMGWTHC", then you are a FNF pedo jartycuck trans xueen from niggerhell!

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:38:02 №24570

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>>24569 (OP)

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 21:59:56 №24576

>>24570
pedo jartycuck nigger confirmed

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 22:22:41 №24578

>>24570
Is this a bot?

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:07:52 №24581

>>24578
probably, a guy cant be sitting up all night 24/7 posting the same mp4 file

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Soyjak Wiki turns 5 years old Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 17:52:22 №24511 [Reply]

Happy 5th birthday, Soyjak Wiki!

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Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 00:46:37 №24547

Happy cakeday!

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 16:03:45 №24558

I am a jew that goons to BBC blacked gemmies and this is ny favorite wiki

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 16:55:22 №24563

gef

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 17:36:05 №24566

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>I am a jew that goons to BBC blacked gemmies and this is ny favorite wiki

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 19:36:13 №24567

>I am a jew that goons to BBC blacked gemmies and this is ny favorite wiki
that would be the booru

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 21:12:18 №24574

thank you soyjak wiki for teaching me how to supersage and for telling me about snca namefags.

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Kidnapper 'removed woman's teeth and lips' in sick experiment, leaving gaping hole Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 01:34:43 №22055 [Reply]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kidnapper-removed-womans-teeth-lips-36617920

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 01:34:56 №22056

someone jak her

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 11:40:06 №22072

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>>22055 (OP)
GEG wtf is that name

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 18:35:09 №22086

>>22072
it's polix, obviously, you can tell by the weird l

Chud 02/16/26 (Mon) 19:33:33 №22088

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>someone jak her

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>>22056
>someone jak her

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:39:22 №24572

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CEO of onlyfans died Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 14:23:43 №24272 [Reply]

OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky has died at the age of 43 following a battle with cancer, the company confirmed on Monday. The Ukrainian-American entrepreneur acquired Fenix International, the parent company of the UK-based content platform, in 2018, and remained its majority shareholder and a director. Under his leadership, OnlyFans grew rapidly and continued operating out of the UK.

Radvinsky was known for receiving some of the largest dividend payouts among private company owners in the country. Last year alone, the company distributed a record $701 million in dividends.

In a statement, the company said, “We are deeply saddened to announce the passing of Leo Radvinsky, who died peacefully after a long illness.” His family has requested privacy.

At the time of his death, Radvinsky had reportedly been exploring a potential multibillion-dollar sale of the platform, widely used by creators, to connect directly with their audiences.

Leonid Radvinsky also donated $11M to the AIPAC Israel Lobby

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Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 18:10:54 №24346

He will never groom 18year olds into selling their souls again
Rest In Piss🕊🕊

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 02:44:51 №24363

nice

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 08:45:30 №24367

>>24346
he sure won't
but all the other co-owners sure will
to which I say TJD needs to go into overdrive mode

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 10:26:20 №24371

Nobaldi cares about this kike

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 10:44:45 №24372

Rest in piss kike!

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 19:56:36 №24568

>>24300
SECA, faggot!

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OpenAI shutting down Sora Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 21:10:41 №24351 [Reply]

OpenAI is shutting down its Sora app as it prepares for an IPO and faces rising competition. The decision also ends its planned Disney partnership.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/openai-shuttering-sora-video-generating-service-rcna264989

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Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 11:20:28 №24452

>>24429
>could've made it in blender but was too lazy award

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:32:14 №24491

Why can't some chud open their own ai gen?

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 23:19:56 №24493

>>24491
Jewgle and ClosedAI has access to millions of videos we cannot even begin to fathom
Only a true hoarder could have their hands, paws or hooves on the best training data (full of SNCA)

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 00:18:00 №24494

Do not look up sultan gassy

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 10:32:38 №24506

Gemmy

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 17:14:28 №24564

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Happy birthday, Gigachad! Chud 03/01/26 (Sun) 05:44:45 №22941 [Reply]

Today is Ernest Khalimov aka Gigachad's 57th birthday. Wish him a happy birthday
>snopes
https://socialstarage.com/ernest-khalimov/
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/giga-chad.html

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Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 14:43:15 №23075

Shit everycadi ay cars abak

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 15:20:06 №23077

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>57 years of TTD, TND, TFD.

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 16:44:17 №23083

>>23072
i meant the ai gifs

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 21:25:15 №23097

Giga nigga

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:09:57 №23119

happy late-birthday gigachad!
>ignore the goofy ahh music
but that's what makes it gemmy

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>>22995
>ban all frogposters,giggers,averiposters,fpedos, and everything that makes my clitty leak.

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Today Klaus Schwab became 88 years old Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 21:35:26 №24539 [Reply]

Happe birzday, Schwabbie!

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 22:50:24 №24544

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GTA IV beta leak! Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 20:52:50 №24516 [Reply]

A man on the 'TA forums had bought a rockstar North Xbox 360 dev kit for five bucks

The dev kit had a unplayable GTA IV beta,and had lots of cut content

This includes:

Beta silented Beretta

Early AK-47 model

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:46:27 №24519

Where's Peter Griffin when you need him?

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:55:25 №24520

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>>24516 (OP)
>>24519

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 21:00:00 №24536

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>"Zombie Models"
We are getting geekers in GTA?
Real killable druggies????

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'za factory schemes leaked Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 10:12:38 №24524 [Reply]

The plans for a pizza factory have just been leaked by an anonymous 'teen. He claims to have done this in order to streamline 'za production for other 'teens looking to doxx.
The diagram shows a number of notable findings, such as Clams(taples) being involved, and the only meat possible being pepperoni (which is goyslop compared to salami or ham)

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 11:50:18 №24526

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