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Devastating weather to hit parts of New York, New Jersey, And Pennsylvania Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 00:57:24 №28686 [Reply]

Several days after Canadian Wildfires brought dirty air to this area, a large amount of natural disasters will occur on Saturday, July 18th in that area.

They include:
Torrential Rain ( some area will experience 2 inches per hour )
As a result of this, there will be extreme flooding
Thunderstorms and Lightning
Strong Winds ( up to 65 MPH in some places )
LIQUID ASH RAINING FROM THE SKY thoughever this so-called "Dirty Rain" will be quick and will actually remove the harmful toxins from the sky brought over from the wildfire.
Possibly a small tornado
Possibly some small Hail
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Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:04:15 №28687

up

Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:31:55 №28692

>>28686 (OP)
up

Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:59:26 №28693

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>>28686 (OP)

Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 02:07:59 №28695

>>28693
geg

Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 04:19:18 №28698

My sister has a party outside that day geg

Chud BqM505aq 07/18/26 (Sat) 04:59:37 №28700

>>28698
geeeg

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cobblestone retires as an admin Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:39:07 №28563 [Reply]

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=216134
🥲
also the new wiki admin is a furry but not if that matters anymore
https://soyjakwiki.org/Fenriris

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Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 13:11:26 №28635

nigga no one cares

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 17:17:17 №28653

HITLER IS DEAD

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 17:39:45 №28658

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>>28609

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:05:41 №28662

>ruins soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
>leaves
is dis giga?

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:40:32 №28679

>>28611
gem

Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:14:33 №28689

Is a sad day for the Hunkys

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htsm ducks Chud 05/18/26 (Mon) 15:50:53 №26210 [Reply]

htsm ducks

Chud 05/19/26 (Tue) 11:30:08 №26238

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>>26210 (OP)
SNCA

Chud 05/19/26 (Tue) 16:44:30 №26259

SECA he is so cute

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 16:01:16 №28580

SECA

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 22:45:36 №28673

>>26210 (OP)
this brings me back memories of when i was a young caca playing with toys in the bath or something akin to that

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It is the birthday of King Letsie III of Lesotho Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:03:52 №28661 [Reply]

Lets all wish him a happy 63rd birthday!

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 19:35:38 №28665

Happy jartyday

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:55:42 №28671

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>>28661 (OP)

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Quote has officially sold soyjak.party to Kylian Mbappe Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 18:20:41 №28581 [Reply]

Quote has officially sold soyjak.party to Kylian Mbappe
The full details of the deal are not known yet, and Quote has stepped down effective-immediately to make way for the new owner. Mbappe is yet to make a statement outlining his plans for the site, and the transfer of other soysphere sites to Mbappe has seemingly not yet been finalised.

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 18:20:54 №28582

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 20:27:45 №28588

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>>28581 (OP)

Chud 07/17/26 (Fri) 03:43:06 №28618

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>>28582

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Russia celebrates Victory Day Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 16:48:23 №25843 [Reply]

WE WON! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN! ZOV ZOV ZOOOOOOOOOV!

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:53:18 №25856

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Chud 07/18/26 (Sat) 10:50:54 №28715

>>25843 (OP)
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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DNB announced in the Congo by the DHS Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 22:21:13 №28603 [Reply]

The Department of Homeland Security has declared a DNB order for the Democratic Republic of the Congo following the recent outbreak of Ebola.

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2077494827910861142

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 22:28:51 №28604

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>>28603 (OP)

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 20:14:37 №28586 [Reply]

I am a virgin and also I have a small penis.

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 20:27:22 №28587

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Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:02:07 №28601

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>I am a virgin and also I have a small penis.

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:04:39 №28602

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>I am a virgin and also I have a small penis.

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The DHS is working on a DNB process in the Congo Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 15:38:57 №28594 [Reply]

From the official @DHSgov X, the everything app, account:

To reduce the risk of Ebola importation into the United States, @CDCgov, under Title 42, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), under Title 49, are currently working together on a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) process with regard to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). American citizens who are departing from the DRC may be subject to a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) order. Americans are able to return to the United States 21 days after leaving the DRC.

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 15:43:43 №28595

>>28594 (OP)
doctoos

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:01:34 №28598

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>>28594 (OP)

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Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 16:36:11 №28596 [Reply]

Chud 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:00:00 №28597

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>>28596 (OP)

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Coinslot. Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 11:42:57 №28536 [Reply]

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 14:05:45 №28539

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>>28536 (OP)

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 20:04:22 №28585

Up.

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Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 18:54:32 №28583 [Reply]

BARNEY'S VOICE ACTOR IS DEAD

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 19:48:40 №28584

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>>28583 (OP)

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I PISSED MYSELF Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 21:09:45 №28485 [Reply]

OH MY GOD ITS SOO STICKY AND WET I GONNA DROWN IN MY OWN PISS AND CUM AAA I LOVE POOP AND PISS MOMMY IM TRANS BTW

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:45:20 №28549

ts so tuff blud

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:10:06 №28560

seca

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:18:43 №28561

drink it or something

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 00:38:32 №28562

>>28561
do dis quote

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 09:45:04 №28569

>>28535
BVILT 4 BIBISI

Chud 07/15/26 (Wed) 11:09:15 №28574

>>28537
The arrow is after the word no.

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Vichan, the software running the party, has been archived. Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 21:08:25 №28454 [Reply]

This also means Angeleno has basically no involvement with imageboards now.

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 19:11:02 №28517

>>28499
Vichan is alreadyboerfect asvit is. You cannot imorove on it. Also, the stoppage of updates is inconsequential considering that the software is already perfect.

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 22:18:23 №28521

>>28494
but doesn't he plan to JSID in 2029? What's the point in commissioning this, unless this was in development before Quote took office?

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 01:51:54 №28523

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Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 07:09:54 №28526

>>28521
He's probably gonna use the sharty as a testing ground for the nusoi software. What's the point of a software if you're gonna leave it to rot.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 16:07:30 №28542

>>28494
i really hope the design stays identical

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:55:54 №28555

>>28521
quote decided to start developing it so he probably has a plan for it

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Trump praised as "hero of Israel and Jewish people" by Israeli Rabbi Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:19:39 №28547 [Reply]

Trump praised as "hero of Israel and Jewish people" by prominent Israeli rabbi

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-reveals-who-hes-eyeing-replace-lindsey-graham

>Speaking at an event in Jerusalem, Rabbi Eli Ben-Dahan, one of Israel’s most influential religious leaders, credited Trump with strengthening U.S.-Israeli relations and supporting policies favorable to Israel.
>"President Trump has stood with Israel and defended the Jewish people. For many, he will be remembered as a historic friend and a hero," Ben-Dahan said.
>Trump thanked the rabbi for his remarks, saying his administration would continue to support Israel and work toward strengthening ties between the two countries.
>Supporters of the president praised the comments as evidence of strong international backing for Trump’s foreign policy, while critics argued the statement reflected political divisions surrounding the administration.
>The White House said the remarks highlight what it described as "an unprecedented partnership" between the United States and Israel.

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 18:24:05 №28548

you just lost the game

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 19:33:39 №28553

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