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tung tung tung sahur will be added to Fortniten Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 23:51:43 №24020 [Reply]

The "Italian Brainrot" characters Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Ballerina Cappuccina will be added into Epic Games' hit battle royale game, Fortnite.

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 02:48:08 №24072

its so over for fagnite

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 03:46:12 №24074

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he won btw

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 04:58:52 №24076

first good thing fortnite has done in 7 years

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 05:15:15 №24078

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Labubus lost btw

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:59:18 №24084

this would not be happening if adolf hitler won the war

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 02:24:53 №24160

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>>will be added
>Ev&oe it's just a rumor
they're in the trailer

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i farted Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 12:21:16 №24095 [Reply]

it was about 0.85383 seconds long. Truly something noteworthy.

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 12:50:05 №24099

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>>24095 (OP)

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 00:23:46 №24153

kirkworthy

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Chuck Norris dead at 86 Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 15:33:21 №24112 [Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

>In March 2026, Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii after suffering a medical emergency.[205] He died on March 19, at the age of 86. His family announced his death on Instagram the following day.[206][207][208]

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 16:40:50 №24116

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>>24112 (OP)

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 22:49:44 №24149

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>>24116
me

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Something happened Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 04:03:27 №23933 [Reply]

What if Hitler had a bbc

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 05:38:42 №23936

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>>23933 (OP)

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 17:58:43 №24130

WW2 wouldn’t happen he’d fuck his art teacher to get a good grade

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 21:04:44 №24141

>What if Hitler had a bbc

Wait, he doesn’t?

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 16:45:19 №24119 [Reply]

4cuck's /lgbt/ board is less than 300 posts away from its 43000000 GET!

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 16:49:52 №24120

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>>24119 (OP)

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war iran Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:39:37 №23828 [Reply]

usa fight

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 00:34:49 №23999

okay

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 08:34:19 №24007

shait evrifono cers aboot

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 09:52:45 №24008

Whys us attacking these guys?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 09:52:55 №24009

Sending a fly to them

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 12:17:50 №24094

up

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 13:02:39 №24102

Not ai BTW

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Lorna "Terrible Mouse" murdered by boyfriend Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 18:56:20 №24039 [Reply]

Lorna (A.K.A) the terrible mouse has been found dead after her current boyfriend, known booru namefag and rodent rapist "Thub" admitted to brutally stabbing her to death, in their Aberdeen home. Scottish Authorities at this time are confirming she was declared dead at the scene. At this time Thub is being held by police for questioning.

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Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 20:09:52 №24051

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Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 21:33:46 №24057

idk if they feature namefag drama

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 23:14:20 №24061

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>>24039 (OP)
Seca

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 09:40:35 №24087

>>24061
bump

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 11:38:16 №24093

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>>24039 (OP)
Snca

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 12:23:04 №24096

Who is thub going to date now?

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Elon Musk Uses Soyspeak Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 07:37:39 №24025 [Reply]

Elon Musk replied to a post, saying "That was a gem"

Source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2034525548412862853

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 08:41:22 №24026

Probably just a case of Xitterniggers using our culture and not directly because of us doe

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 23:15:32 №24063

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>>24025 (OP)

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 10:28:00 №24088

HACK SHITTER AND DOX ELON MUSK NOOOOOOW

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 11:35:15 №24092

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>>24025 (OP)

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Hunky assasinated at a public speaking event Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 01:47:44 №23882 [Reply]

WARNING: GRAPHIC

The Fuggen Jerdee has been named as the primary suspect after prolific debater and soyservative Hunky was assassinated at a public speaking event.

Xis last words were "Counting or not counting jerdee violence."

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Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 10:28:06 №24028

rip hunky

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 18:35:04 №24036

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>>23882 (OP)
Iz mi. I did dis. Gwain to run all nait, gwain to run all dae! I bet mah money on da bucktail nag, sambady ben on the baaayyy!!!!

Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 23:15:03 №24062

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>>24036

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 00:10:04 №24067

>>24062
unironic self-insertion though

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 00:11:43 №24068

>>24067
for entertainment minstrel show and acting reasons

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 03:33:02 №24073

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>H-Hunky…

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/soy/ gets raided by "beesquitos" Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 03:46:29 №21358 [Reply]

A flood of these hybrid insects have been terrorizing multiple threads made by the users of the board in large quantities. It is yet unknown if the jannies are going to fumigate the place, or when they're going to finally leave the board. Experts believe this to be one of the many consequences of (((global warming))) or something.

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Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 09:06:11 №21420

SECA

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 12:22:09 №21424

geg

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 17:24:13 №21453

>>21391
>Shit noıvaıly cores

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 13:14:54 №23852

SECA

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:05:23 №23863

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>>21358 (OP)

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 23:32:26 №24019

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>>21358 (OP)

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Soycraft 3 shutdown Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 11:18:10 №23845 [Reply]

Nine months after its launch on July 1, Soycraft officially entered closure on March 15, following a shutdown celebratory event that concluded with the implementation of a whitelist.

Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:03:27 №23859

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>>23845 (OP)

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 12:30:40 №23890

shit namefags care about

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 14:53:30 №23901

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Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 15:02:56 №23902

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>nine months

The files? Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:27:26 №23909

Don't forget to release the soycraft 3 files o algo

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 12:19:02 №24011

lmk when soycraft 4 starts up

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Jartycuck graduates Harvard Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 00:00:25 №23879 [Reply]

How he got into harvard is beyond me, but the real question is what career will he be pursuing?

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 05:40:30 №23939

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>>23879 (OP)

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 18:44:20 №23987

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>>23879 (OP)

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It's St. Patrick's Day! Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 14:06:01 №23963 [Reply]

Get your Shemmy Shake™ with extoplasm today at McGoyslop's to celebrate St. Patrick's Day! 30% discount available only today!

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 14:06:45 №23964

#ShakeYourShemmy

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 14:11:59 №23966

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>>23963 (OP)

Chud 03/17/26 (Tue) 18:38:35 №23986

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U.S. CENTCOM Releases Footage of Iranian Naval Vessel Destroyed Near Strait of Hormuz Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 00:13:06 №23880 [Reply]

The U.S. military has released footage showing an Iranian naval vessel being destroyed in the Strait of Hormuz, amid an escalating standoff over Iranian mining activity in the critical waterway. U.S. Central Command struck Iranian navy vessels in the region following President Trump's demand that Iran immediately remove mines from the vital shipping lane, with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth vowing the U.S. would not allow the strait to be held hostage.

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Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:11:20 №23905

nusois are so fucking retarded holy shit

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 19:32:05 №23915

I thought it was AI but it’s real

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 20:45:23 №23919

It's a long way down…

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:15:53 №23923

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