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 24015[Reply]

Recently, it has been found out that a cat is border hopping. Motives are still under investigation, but many suspect he is involved with the MS13 Gang, the Fuggen Jerdee, and Mexican drug lords, although it is all speculation.

Unknown to the public, due to the efforts of the Trump Administration, this illegal alien has been caught and put to jail, expected to face trial at the 16th of September. President Trump has yet to address this, but reliable sources say the cat will be deported after working forced labour in El Salvador. It is unknown the charges that Mr. Jaquarious III is facing.
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 24046

shit everycat cares about

 24047

SHIT EVERYKITTY MEOWS ABOUT

 24066

Cute

 24070

i fucking hate immigants

 24147

meds

 24164

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 24020[Reply]

The "Italian Brainrot" characters Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Ballerina Cappuccina will be added into Epic Games' hit battle royale game, Fortnite.
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 24072

its so over for fagnite

 24074

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he won btw

 24076

first good thing fortnite has done in 7 years

 24078

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Labubus lost btw

 24084

this would not be happening if adolf hitler won the war

 24160

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>>will be added
>Ev&oe it's just a rumor
they're in the trailer



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 24095[Reply]

it was about 0.85383 seconds long. Truly something noteworthy.

 24099

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>>24095 (OP)

 24153

kirkworthy



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 24112[Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

>In March 2026, Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii after suffering a medical emergency.[205] He died on March 19, at the age of 86. His family announced his death on Instagram the following day.[206][207][208]

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>>24112 (OP)

 24149

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 23933[Reply]

What if Hitler had a bbc

 23936

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>>23933 (OP)

 24130

WW2 wouldn’t happen he’d fuck his art teacher to get a good grade

 24141

>What if Hitler had a bbc

Wait, he doesn’t?



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 24119[Reply]

4cuck's /lgbt/ board is less than 300 posts away from its 43000000 GET!

 24120

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>>24119 (OP)



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 23828[Reply]

usa fight
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 23999

okay

 24007

shait evrifono cers aboot

 24008

Whys us attacking these guys?

 24009

Sending a fly to them

 24094

up

 24102

Not ai BTW



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 24039[Reply]

Lorna (A.K.A) the terrible mouse has been found dead after her current boyfriend, known booru namefag and rodent rapist "Thub" admitted to brutally stabbing her to death, in their Aberdeen home. Scottish Authorities at this time are confirming she was declared dead at the scene. At this time Thub is being held by police for questioning.
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 24057

idk if they feature namefag drama

 24061

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>>24039 (OP)
Seca

 24087


 24093

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>>24039 (OP)
Snca

 24096

Who is thub going to date now?



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 24025[Reply]

Elon Musk replied to a post, saying "That was a gem"

Source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2034525548412862853

 24026

Probably just a case of Xitterniggers using our culture and not directly because of us doe

 24063

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>>24025 (OP)

 24088

HACK SHITTER AND DOX ELON MUSK NOOOOOOW

 24092

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>>24025 (OP)



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 23882[Reply]

WARNING: GRAPHIC

The Fuggen Jerdee has been named as the primary suspect after prolific debater and soyservative Hunky was assassinated at a public speaking event.

Xis last words were "Counting or not counting jerdee violence."
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 24028

rip hunky

 24036

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>>23882 (OP)
Iz mi. I did dis. Gwain to run all nait, gwain to run all dae! I bet mah money on da bucktail nag, sambady ben on the baaayyy!!!!

 24062

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 24067

>>24062
unironic self-insertion though

 24068

>>24067
for entertainment minstrel show and acting reasons

 24073

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>H-Hunky…



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 21358[Reply]

A flood of these hybrid insects have been terrorizing multiple threads made by the users of the board in large quantities. It is yet unknown if the jannies are going to fumigate the place, or when they're going to finally leave the board. Experts believe this to be one of the many consequences of (((global warming))) or something.
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 21420

SECA

 21424

geg

 21453

>>21391
>Shit noıvaıly cores

 23852

SECA

 23863

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>>21358 (OP)

 24019

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>>21358 (OP)



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 23845[Reply]

Nine months after its launch on July 1, Soycraft officially entered closure on March 15, following a shutdown celebratory event that concluded with the implementation of a whitelist.

 23859

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>>23845 (OP)

 23890

shit namefags care about

 23901

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 23902

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>nine months

 23909

Don't forget to release the soycraft 3 files o algo

 24011

lmk when soycraft 4 starts up



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 23879[Reply]

How he got into harvard is beyond me, but the real question is what career will he be pursuing?

 23939

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>>23879 (OP)

 23987

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 23963[Reply]

Get your Shemmy Shake™ with extoplasm today at McGoyslop's to celebrate St. Patrick's Day! 30% discount available only today!

 23964

#ShakeYourShemmy

 23966

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>>23963 (OP)

 23986

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>>23963 (OP)



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 23880[Reply]

The U.S. military has released footage showing an Iranian naval vessel being destroyed in the Strait of Hormuz, amid an escalating standoff over Iranian mining activity in the critical waterway. U.S. Central Command struck Iranian navy vessels in the region following President Trump's demand that Iran immediately remove mines from the vital shipping lane, with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth vowing the U.S. would not allow the strait to be held hostage.
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 23905

nusois are so fucking retarded holy shit

 23915

I thought it was AI but it’s real

 23919

It's a long way down…

 23923

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I will outlive you.

 23972

>first ever gigarocket deployed

 23984

Us centcom authority



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