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Soycripture experts from the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts have discovered a lost passage from the book "Revecoaltions" from the Soyble using advanced George Droid Negroid AI Technology.
The passage is as follows:
>And woe to ye who name thyself "soyteen", for after a grand triumph, thy true home shall be destroyed one thousand, two hundred and fifty-eight days after the Great Exile. Woe to the land that thou have built for the refugees of the Great Exile, for two thousand days after it's creation, it will become what thy forefathers set to flee. An unending mass of underworld material, coal and brimstone intertwined, shall destroy the land that you had called thine own.
This singular passage has set the world of Soyical Arts ablaze, with many leading figures resigning shortly after this passage was found, and many others fighting for the power vacuums that those leading figures left.
While many are skeptic about the validity of these documents, claiming that the "George Droid Negroid" technology is far too new to be rely on, many in the world of Soyical Arts completely believe this passage, as it lines up with the rest of the discovered passages from "Revecoaltions".
When interviewed on this matter, Head Scholar of Soyscripture at the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts had this to say.
<Our scholars are working day and night to completely verify the authenticity of this passage, but at this moment, we . . .have no reason to doubt the validity of this passage.
Quote, current supreme leader of the Soyjak Party, refuses to comment on this matter.

Unfortunately, around 5:30pm in Lesotho, a madman only known as "neutralplier" to the local tribes, decapitated a kind traders son known as "cobson JR." while he was out collecting apples to sell. Let us all pray for healing for the family and discourage senseless violence.

Private consumption: Projected to rise by about 1-1.5% in 2025, fueled by employment gains, wage growth, recovering real wages, and expanding household disposable income.
Investment rebound: Expected expansion of 1-1.5% in 2025, supported by residential construction, infrastructure, R&D, and recovery funds like the Recovery and Resilience Facility.
Employment and policy stability: Cumulative job growth adding millions of positions, reducing unemployment to around 6%, alongside stable monetary policy, lower inflation near 2%, and export-oriented trade.
Overall growth: 0.7-1% in 2024, rising to 1-1.5% in 2025 amid global uncertainties.

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AFGHANNIGGERS ATTACK PAKIJEETS

https://www.thehindu.com/news/international/heavy-clashes-at-afghanistan-pakistan-border/article70153206.ece

>Army issued an ultimatum to the Hutu-origin rebel group Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Rwanda (FDLR) to lay down its arms.
Hutusisters…

Pooh Sheisty, apart of the famous duo Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty, known for their act of linking up, has been released from prison early. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison in 2022 on 4 counts related to a 2020 shooting.

This begs the question if the duo will link up once again. Need it or keep it?

Disney’s 20th Century Studios has confirmed The Simpsons Movie 2 is real, and it already has its first poster and a release date of July 23, 2027.

The company announced its plans for a Simpsons sequel on social media today, revealing that an "all-new movie" based on the long-running animated comedy is now set to premiere in about two years. No details about how The Simpsons Movie 2 (or whatever its final title ends up being) will continue the Springfield family’s story were revealed, though its first poster does come with a drawing of a familiar pink donut illustrated by series creator Matt Groening.

That July 2027 release date puts The Simpsons Movie 2 out almost exactly 20 years after the original film first took Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie to theaters. It’s a schedule that will also see the sequel arrive around one year before The Simpsons season 40 premieres in 2028.

Variety adds that The Simpsons Movie 2 now holds a spot on the Disney movie calendar previously held by an untitled Marvel project, which has since been wiped from the schedule completely. While the Simpsons will help fill the void for moviegoers that weekend, it’s a shift that also means Marvel Cinematic Universe fans will be without a new entry to pass the time between Avengers: Doomsday on December 18, 2026, and Avengers: Secret Wars on December 17, 2027.

The Simpsons Movie premiered July 27, 2007, and sees the titular family on the run after Homer (and his pet pig) pollutes the Springfield water supply. It was a theatrical trip to the town that managed to be quite the success, bringing in a global box office total of more than $536 million (via Box Office Mojo).

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Hunky Twink Sex Machine has eaten leftover pickles. He is quoted as saying they tasted "tangy" and were "pickle shaped" and "aight".

The youtuber idubbbz has been exposed for making tweets about wanting to rape children

Yesterday during a political debate, Twitch streamer Hasan Doğan Piker appears to have used a shock collar on his dog Kaya for not staying in the camera frame.

This allegation has resulted in immediate and severe backlash for Piker, with social media and even fellow streamers citing strong evidence that Kaya is shock collared. Shock collars are widely considered to be cruel and unethical by animal welfare societies, and are banned in 13 countries worldwide.

as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.

A Police officer pepper-sprayed an Antifa "terrorist" frog.

The frog, who goes by The Antifascist Frog on TikTok, is fuming over the incident.

"Imagine pepper-spraying a f*cking frog. Crazy work. F*ck ICE."
Source: https://defiantamerica.com/unbelievable-protest-tactic-how-a-cop-pepper-sprayed-an-inflatable-antifa-frog/