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UltraChud ## Mod 10/03/25 (Fri) 21:14:31 №13414170 [Reply]

This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:23:27 №15450714 [Reply]

Gonna cook a whole chicken

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:36:42 №15450830

>>15450808
Im gonna put rosemary in the chicken
rub it down with salt, pepper, a bit of chilli powder and olive oil.
I'll then dice an onion or two, peel some garlic and put it around the tray and rub olive oil over the chicken.
agree 40 minutes in the oven, ill pour melted butter over it and cook it until golden brown

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:36:55 №15450833

*after 40

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:37:42 №15450837

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show the chicken when your done

Soyelf 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:10 №15450841

>>15450801
did you accidentally drop the chicken on your dick? because you like to cook without pants on?

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:42 №15450843

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>>15450830
rub me down with salt, pepper, and a bit of chilli powder

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:39:09 №15450849

>>15450841
no I fucked it

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Jartycuck 03/09/26 (Mon) 15:58:29 №15449905 [Reply]

Rvssian 'toss

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Chugsjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:17:02 №15450668

>>15450659
what is kazakhstan like, are they like mongols o algo?

Chudbob 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:18:06 №15450675

>>15450668
Yeah

Soyprano 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:30:34 №15450772

>>15450608
Japan is full of gooners because they invented hentai and moe and all that pedophile shit.
Russia is hell on earth, but gooners are one of the few problems they do not have.

Dr. Soyberg 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:31:24 №15450782

>>15450772
then how come the soysphere is full of slavic gooners?

SLF 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:32:18 №15450788

>>15449992
i don't look like this

Bobson 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:39:08 №15450848

why does xhe kinda look like kuz

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Dr. Soyberg 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:02:51 №15450547 [Reply]

Why is ADULT konata such a SISA?

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:27:27 №15450747

>OH! MY! FRICK! Is that… le anime girl?!?! And not just any animeme girl! It's le NOSTALGIC anime grill! I cannot even!

Flartson 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:27:33 №15450748

>>15450744
Destructive and retarded

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:30:31 №15450771

>>15450748
no just plain retarded

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:37:24 №15450835

Who ARE these characters?

Coinjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:37:44 №15450838

>>15450835
The lucky star cast, but older

Smugjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:39:04 №15450847

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Yeah I like retarded women, so what?

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BOOGEYMAN FACE OFF ROUND 2 Chud vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 16:05:47 №15449978 [Reply]

ITT WE CHOOSE WHICH BOOGEYMAN IS WORSE

BE SURE TO CHECK THE INITIAL THREAD FOR TIES AND OVERTIMES >>15449207 (OP)

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Chud vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:06:23 №15450577

Most shocking revelation so far?

Brojak vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:07:45 №15450596

>>15450224
>>15450139
>>15450076
>>15449989
1 HOUR WARNING

AFC ROUND 2 Chud vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:10:09 №15450615

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Chud vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:10:57 №15450624

>>15450311
Hour left for this too

Nobeidore 0YPSX91q 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:14:53 №15450651

bumo

Chud vNV9ulF2 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:54 №15450846

bumping sorry

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:25:48 №15450737 [Reply]

Is it a coaly or gemmy price?

Angryjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:28:42 №15450760

With how expensive simple rent is,yeah,you will need to repair it thoughever

Bapepe 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:28:53 №15450761

>purchasing a home in this economy, in bumfuck alabama

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:29:37 №15450766

Thanks for doxxing yourself

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:36:22 №15450826

jartishack

Mulletjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:37:29 №15450836

i like how the lawn is neatly trimmed, the dilapidated building in the center really brings the scene together

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:50 №15450845

Buying shitty houses repairing them and selling them at higher prices, boom ur rich,you'll need to be faster then Jewish people douever

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Itt we post our gardens Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 16:42:48 №15450361 [Reply]

Shit the pool is green
>arrow

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Massjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 16:45:47 №15450400

I’m doxing u right now op

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 16:48:50 №15450427

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>>15450361 (OP)
im going to buy more plants, i like gardening a lot. These are some old flowers i used to grow

Bug 03/09/26 (Mon) 16:54:09 №15450474

>>15450427
Can i plap you?

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:11:10 №15450626

>>15450427
Aryan activity

Fatjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:17:28 №15450673

OP lives in a brown country

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:48 №15450844

>>15450361 (OP)
@grok make an AI hunky jump in the pool

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:09:26 №15450609 [Reply]

>PRIVET BROZER! YOU VANT TO PLAY THE GAME DODAY? VE CAN DO PLAY THE CS2… YOU NO HAVE CS2? VAT DE FAK? MAYBE YOU HAVE OLD PC YOU PLAY CS SOURCE INSTEAD? IDI NAHUY BLYAT NA! OOOY NAHUY SUKA YOU AT LEAST HAVE TF2? I DO THE SNYPER AIMER BOT TO HAVE MANY KILLINGS- NO, OK WE PLAY GMOD DEN. I HAVE SUPER REALISTIK MASS SHOODER MOD FOR REAL LAIF LIKE KILL SPRE- YOU NO LIKE? WAT YOU FAKING PROBLEM MAN? FAKING BITCH KANT WE AT LEAST WILL WATCH SOMEZING DEN OK? HOW ABOUT… WE CAN SEEING THE TROO KRIME EDITS, LEESTEN TO DE PHONK MUZIK OR EVEN VATCH DE GORE! CHINESE MACHINE ACCIDENTALS, KAR CRASH ON HAIGHWAY.. ISLAMIK BEEHEADEENG… EHHH… MAYBE WAR FUTAGE? YOU NO WANT? OK I INVITE YOU TO DE TYELEGRAM SHANNEL AND THERE VE WILL WATCH DE DESTRUKTION OF DAIS- VAT DE FAK? WHERE YOU ARE GOING DIRTY SUKA BLYAT NAHUY? YOU FAKING NEIGER YOU FAKING BEECH POOSY FAGGOT I GO PLAY ON MAI OWN DEN. GLORY TO RUZZIA FAKIN VESTERNER SUKA BLYAT NAHUY

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Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:16:36 №15450664

Hey man umrussia ain't this bad

Slopjak 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:17:02 №15450669

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>BLEUEAAGHTTT SIIEEYOPPKAAA ARTYOOOOM

Chad 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:30:38 №15450773

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PRIVET BROZER! YOU VANT TO PLAY THE GAME DODAY? VE CAN DO PLAY THE CS2… YOU NO HAVE CS2? VAT DE FAK? MAYBE YOU HAVE OLD PC YOU PLAY CS SOURCE INSTEAD? IDI NAHUY BLYAT NA! OOOY NAHUY SUKA YOU AT LEAST HAVE TF2? I DO THE SNYPER AIMER BOT TO HAVE MANY KILLINGS- NO, OK WE PLAY GMOD DEN. I HAVE SUPER REALISTIK MASS SHOODER MOD FOR REAL LAIF LIKE KILL SPRE- YOU NO LIKE? WAT YOU FAKING PROBLEM MAN? FAKING BITCH KANT WE AT LEAST WILL WATCH SOMEZING DEN OK? HOW ABOUT… WE CAN SEEING THE TROO KRIME EDITS, LEESTEN TO DE PHONK MUZIK OR EVEN VATCH DE GORE! CHINESE MACHINE ACCIDENTALS, KAR CRASH ON HAIGHWAY.. ISLAMIK BEEHEADEENG… EHHH… MAYBE WAR FUTAGE? …VAT DE FAK? WHERE YOU ARE GOING DIRTY SUKA BLYAT NAHUY? YOU FAKING NEIGER YOU FAKING BEECH POOSY FAGGOT I GO PLAY ON MAI OWN DEN. GLORY TO RUZZIA FAKIN VESTERNER SUKA BLYAT NAHUY

Bobson 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:32:44 №15450792

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Привeт брат, ты хoчeшь пoиграть в игры ceгoдня? Мы мoжeм пoиграть в КС 2?… У тeбя нeт КС 2? Чё за нахуй? Мoжeт у тeбя ecть cтарый кoмп чтoбы пoиграть в кc coурc? Иди нахуй блять! Оooй нахуй cука у тeбя хoтя бы ecть ТФ 2? Я иcпoльзую крутилку на cнайпeрка для выcoких киллфрагoв. Нeт? Ладнo вмecтo этoгo мы пoиграeм в гмoд, у мeня как раз ecть мoд для рeалиcтичнoгo cкулшутинга как Килл cпрe-Тeбe нe нравитьcя? Чтo c тoбoй нe так мужик? Eбучая cука! Ну пo крайнe мeнee мы cмoжeм пocмoтрeть чтo нибудь, oк? Эээ как наcчёт мы пocмoтрим гeмы на coйдждак парти видeo аркхив? Пocлушаeм фoнк или пocмoтрим пикoвыe ceрии cмeшарикoв? Сeрия прo cкамeйку? Мoжeт прo Омcк? Мoжeт ту прo шoкoладную машину… Эээ мoжeт лeгeнду o зoлoтoм дракoнe глянeм? Нeт, ты нe хoчeшь? Хoрoшo я приглашу тeбя в тeлeграм группу и мы пocмoтрим пeрвoгo Шрeка в мнoгoгoлocoй Руccкoй oзвучкe. Чё за нахуй? Куда ты ухoдишь? Грязная cука блять нахуй! Ты eбучий ниггeр! Ты тупoй ccыкливый пидoр я пoиграю cам тoгда. Слава Рoccи! Нахуй вecтoидный cука блять нахуй!
(JanJans i cut all mentions of 'P and gore media so i don't gigaquote it)

Cirrus 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:35:53 №15450820

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Привeт брат, ты хoчeшь пoиграть в игры ceгoдня? Мы мoжeм пoиграть в КС 2?… У тeбя нeт КС 2? Чё за нахуй? Мoжeт у тeбя ecть cтарый кoмп чтoбы пoиграть в кc coурc? Иди нахуй блять! Оooй нахуй cука у тeбя хoтя бы ecть ТФ 2? Я иcпoльзую крутилку на cнайпeрка для выcoких киллфрагoв. Нeт? Ладнo вмecтo этoгo мы пoиграeм в гмoд, у мeня как раз ecть мoд для рeалиcтичнoгo cкулшутинга как Килл cпрe-Тeбe нe нравитьcя? Чтo c тoбoй нe так мужик? Eбучая cука! Ну пo крайнe мeнee мы cмoжeм пocмoтрeть чтo нибудь, oк? Эээ как наcчёт мы пocмoтрим гeмы на coйдждак парти видeo аркхив? Пocлушаeм фoнк или пocмoтрим пикoвыe ceрии cмeшарикoв? Сeрия прo cкамeйку? Мoжeт прo Омcк? Мoжeт ту прo шoкoладную машину… Эээ мoжeт лeгeнду o зoлoтoм дракoнe глянeм? Нeт, ты нe хoчeшь? Хoрoшo я приглашу тeбя в тeлeграм группу и мы пocмoтрим пeрвoгo Шрeка в мнoгoгoлocoй Руccкoй oзвучкe. Чё за нахуй? Куда ты ухoдишь? Грязная cука блять нахуй! Ты eбучий ниггeр! Ты тупoй ccыкливый пидoр я пoиграю cам тoгда. Слава Рoccи! Нахуй вecтoидный cука блять нахуй!

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:38:24 №15450842

you forgot dota….

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People Playground adventure thread Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 14:05:13 №15449225 [Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

Your name is Nathaniel Higgerson. You are in your room. Your computer and monitor are turned on with the site soyjak.st/soy/ on it. What do you do?

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Alicia 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:34:20 №15450805

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>>15450775
>>15450751
Chud goes outside and shoots him again point-blank, making his head explode. He goes into the bus to make it crash into the building while Nate makes his way up. Chud activates the bus and quickly jumps out. It slams into the jeet and destroys the support pillars. im trans btw

Bobo 03/09/26 (Mon) 17:35:36 №15450814

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