niggers, this is my story
<Rape spaceMy name's Nate higgerson, I serve as a knight for my gracious kingdom governing the land of soy. Doe I'm pretty unskilled and never won a duel in my life evandoe I was raped yesterday. I wear an armor and use a sword made of soylent, the switch is my trusty shield. Recently it has come to my attention that my mediocre knight skills are not enough to sustain me and my Soylent addiction, so I hit the soybarou to let off some steam and cope, this obsessed amerimutt told me about the secret gem that saved the party, and who gets it WABAG. Then this random nigger calling himself soyberg started insisting the mutt on taking alchemy and bbc, I think he must be obsessed.
<Raped spaceThe mutt gave me an ancient spell that he named the supersage. It could kill any commiepedotroon. He saw a certain strength in me and belived that I could save the kingdom, doe he could've just wanted to rape me o algo.
<Nigger space^who is putting all these spaces doe<None ov yaur bzniess mayne I unsheathed my Soylent sword and my ambition burned like a ctkts, the mutt also warned me about some obsessed faggot who wants to take and destroy the gem for himself, the kingdom was at stake and I must save it. I never told da king qoot but some snitch leaked it and da king had issued the whole army to retrieve da gem, making my chance of getting the gem first much slimer. Oyyyyyyyy…….
The gem is not where it's supposed to be on da map doe^gigger spacePost too long. Click here to view the full text.