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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:56:23 №14542818 [Reply]

this is what happens on /pol/ soyim

Massjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:59:04 №14542831

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I know i use both boards

Rapeson 12/24/25 (Wed) 06:00:21 №14542837

Happens on every board albeit
There needs to be some kinda rule against samefagging it ruins the spirt of bait because nobody actually has to fall for it

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 06:01:23 №14542850

>>14542837
Literally, the solution is to have the poster ID tags just generic default on every thread.

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Fingerboy 12/24/25 (Wed) 06:00:44 №14542842 [Reply]

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I know it I just know it Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:58:13 №14542824 [Reply]

Admin 6 WILL be a filipino. He's from the most brimmiest zones of unconcievable antimatter, hence the 'Philippines.

Doctos 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:58:50 №14542830

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>Admin 6 WILL be a filipino. He's from the most brimmiest zones of unconcievable antimatter, hence the 'Philippines.

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Soyak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:58:24 №14542826 [Reply]

I'M TRANSGENDER IRL

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:59:23 №14542832

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>I'M TRANSGENDER IRL

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Flartson 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:45:45 №14542370 [Reply]

explain /nate/ to me in simple terms as a nusoi who joined in late september 2025
i know its some gooner and other niggerhell board but i want more details

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Wojak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:43:12 №14542739

>>14542725
all /nate/ posters are bad because they're faggots though

Gigachad 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:43:19 №14542740

>>14542370 (OP)
dont ask what you dont want to know, how could you tell?

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:44:01 №14542745

>>14542739
also all of them were slavs for some reason kek

Lee Goldson 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:44:18 №14542748

>>14542739
projection
>>14542745
>no source

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:54:33 №14542808

>>14542748
>projection
wrong
>>no source
in your heart you know i'm right

Thougher 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:58:30 №14542827

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4cuck has this hidden board called /trash/ where off-topic or rule breaking threads are sometimes moved. /nate/ was originally supposed to be something like that. However, in both cases the boards developed their own userbase, and in both cases the board's users were among the worst each site has to offer. /nate/ in particular became the gooning board cause porn wasn't allowed on the rest of the sharty. though

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:17 №14542782 [Reply]

I should really be applying for software engineering internships instead of posting on the sharty. If I don't get one in the next couple months I'm going to end up working at micky D's my whole life.

Jartycuck 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:34 №14542784

SNCA

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:47 №14542785

Start rapping bossman

Dr. Soystein 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:51:47 №14542791

Try join some courses dude

Award 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:52:28 №14542798

>>14542791
I'm a uni student award

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:53:20 №14542804

>>14542798
well then kys unicuck

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:54:37 №14542809

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>>14542804

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:28:47 №14542644 [Reply]

I want to start coding. Where do I start?

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:47:31 №14542768

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:48:05 №14542769

blacked.com

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:48:51 №14542772

>>14542756
Actually maybe you're low iq and should start with python

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:08 №14542781

>>14542764
like i have visual studio code alr installed and i remember i made some shitty games for my friends in scratch and rpgvxa like a year or two ago if that helps

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:53:09 №14542803

>>14542781
other than that i dont have anymore knowledge, i cant tell what even all of the text lines on the screen mean

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:53:37 №14542805

>>14542803
ask chadgpt

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Chugsjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:33:15 №14542674 [Reply]

you know It's over for you when this trio shows up 💀💀💀

Nusoi 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:40:23 №14542721

>>14542674 (OP)
don't trust their appearances they aren't what they seem… They. Are. Not. What. They. Look. Like.

Etan 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:42:36 №14542735

the bald man, humanoid frog and grey buff man

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:43:34 №14542742

GEEEEEEEEEEMMMM

Unknown 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:43:56 №14542744

>>14542735
only on the sharty

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:23 №14542783

>>14542744
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:52:51 №14542801

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>>>14542744
>GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:36:32 №14542304 [Reply]

>THE SHARTY CAN READ YOUR MAC ADDRESS

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:45:50 №14542371

I wouldnt be surprised if the admins already know my full name by now.

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:46:50 №14542376

>>14542371
Your last name has a 'g in it.

Glibblezorpson 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:48:24 №14542385

>>14542376
Pretty much SNCA.

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:55:09 №14542419

>>14542371
schizophrenia
I bet theyre gangstalking you to

Bapepe 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:59:51 №14542454

>>14542419
I was gangstalked by admins once.

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:50:58 №14542786

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>>14542304 (OP)
>Using Mac

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THIS VVILL HAPPEN Bernd 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:11:53 №14542136 [Reply]

>The year is 2026. The "Brimstone Winter" has not ended; it has simply frozen the "Sharty" into a permanent state of glacial, irony-poisoned stasis.
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>Here is the prediction for the "Great Soy-Decoupling" of October 2026.
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>October 14, 2026: The "Algorithm-Jak" Event
For years, the users of Soyjak.party joked about "Coal" and "Gems." But in late 2026, the site owner (Froot) integrates a primitive, locally-hosted LLM designed to "curate" the board. It is named GEM-INI (an ironic pun on the old Google tech).
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>The AI is trained exclusively on 2021-2023 archives. Within forty-eight hours, the AI begins posting its own Jaks. These aren't hand-drawn; they are fractal Jaks—images where every individual pixel is a tiny, microscopic Poopson.
<
>The Reaction: The "Total Dust" Lockdown
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Cryboy 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:21:21 №14542200

GEMERALD, it would be keyed to the tits if you could somehow turn this into an adventure thread

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:28:25 №14542254

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>site owner (Froot)

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:49:41 №14542777

>>14542136 (OP)
Let's wait a year and see what happens

Slopjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:49:58 №14542779

Let's see what happens in a year

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:46:07 №14542760 [Reply]

>trans siberian orchestra

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Shirtjak 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:44:12 №14540700 [Reply]

someone please turn this ugly ass nigga into a soyjak I see gemmy potential

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Meximutt 12/24/25 (Wed) 04:44:09 №14542357

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>>14542329
ill see what i can do tomorrow n shiet kneegee o algo

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:03:21 №14542479

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drawGOD

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:05:55 №14542493

>>14542479
lines too smooth, looks goods doe

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:09:06 №14542514

>>14542479
Art style looks like meximutt

Chok 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:12:27 №14542529

>>14542479
>MUH CULTURE N SHIET KNEEGEE

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:44:55 №14542752

>>14541713
gemmy

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Wojak 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:41:53 №14542734 [Reply]

I have no friends, I am behind academically, and I was cursed by genetics, but at least I can find solace in knowing that there are people on this site who lead significantly more miserable lives.

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:44:28 №14542749

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Same (currently)

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Brandon 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:40:22 №14542720 [Reply]

>my name is sissy julia i like big dildos and cock

Jartycuck 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:42:57 №14542738

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>>14542720 (OP)

Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:43:32 №14542741

>>14542738

JVLIA VVQN

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:21:44 №14542599 [Reply]

I come from the rotting depths of the abyss below the edge where threads fall out of the catty, i have found a proto-poopson of sorts
I may or may not come back to report on this

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Chud 12/24/25 (Wed) 05:23:32 №14542610

JANNIES DO NOT APPROVE
doctos