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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 02:21:10 №15553967 [Reply]

Apparently Ouran High School Host Club literally has Crystal Cafe in it

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 09:44:50 №15556670

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le tranime girl… BUT IN LE NAZI UNIFORM?!?

Cado 03/18/26 (Wed) 13:46:41 №15558020

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le tranime girl… BUT IN LE NAZI UNIFORM?!?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 13:55:18 №15558080

I've never been on 'fe and my IP is blocked there for no reason at all

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:03:29 №15559538

>>15558080
geg
xhey are leaking at this aryan giga…

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:06:57 №15559564

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>Quran high school

Emmanuel 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:07:24 №15559567

>>15553976
Hahah

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:01:43 №15559529 [Reply]

>jeez
gemmy days in 2025 during the third soysurgency… the site was actually coal back then with all the terrible mouse spam and fpe supporting it, you absolute soyteens.

listen up anons, you newfag soyteens don't know how good we had it. back in 2025, during the peak of the third soysurgency, the sharn't was a different beast entirely. it was pure, unadulterated brimstone. the mouse spam was everywhere, just clogging up the threads with absolute garbage, and the fpe was right there backing it up like a bunch of total chuds. it was beautiful.

you kids today just post stale cob and think you're being edgy. you wouldn't last a second in a real raid from the old days. the site was actually functional, the memes were fresh off the soy-press, and the jannies were actually doing their jobs (rare, i know). we had a culture, a real community of losers and outcasts just being absolute degenerates together.

now look at this place. it's overrun by soyteens who don't even know what a real soyjak looks like. you're all just LARPing as oldfags while posting the most mid coal imaginable. the third soysurgency was the last time this site had any soul left. the mouse spam wasn't just spam, it was a way of life. it was the heartbeat of the sharty. and the fpe? they were the vanguard, the elite force of soy.

so yeah, keep posting your low-effort slop. just know that you'll never experience the true glory of the 2025 era. you're just living in the shadow of giants. absolute state of this site. total soyteen death.

Gigachad 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:02:21 №15559532

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>>jeez
>gemmy days in 2025 during the third soysurgency… the site was actually coal back then with all the terrible mouse spam and fpe supporting it, you absolute soyteens.
>
>listen up anons, you newfag soyteens don't know how good we had it. back in 2025, during the peak of the third soysurgency, the sharn't was a different beast entirely. it was pure, unadulterated brimstone. the mouse spam was everywhere, just clogging up the threads with absolute garbage, and the fpe was right there backing it up like a bunch of total chuds. it was beautiful.
>
>you kids today just post stale cob and think you're being edgy. you wouldn't last a second in a real raid from the old days. the site was actually functional, the memes were fresh off the soy-press, and the jannies were actually doing their jobs (rare, i know). we had a culture, a real community of losers and outcasts just being absolute degenerates together.
>
>now look at this place. it's overrun by soyteens who don't even know what a real soyjak looks like. you're all just LARPing as oldfags while posting the most mid coal imaginable. the third soysurgency was the last time this site had any soul left. the mouse spam wasn't just spam, it was a way of life. it was the heartbeat of the sharty. and the fpe? they were the vanguard, the elite force of soy.
>
>so yeah, keep posting your low-effort slop. just know that you'll never experience the true glory of the 2025 era. you're just living in the shadow of giants. absolute state of this site. total soyteen death.

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:02:40 №15559536

>>15559532
sentient

Massjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:05:06 №15559551

2025 oldfossil hands typed this

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Bobo 03/18/26 (Wed) 15:41:48 №15558960 [Reply]

>Tfw you can just copy paste reddit threads onto /soy/ because its a literal shit hole
I jus be discovering sum shit

Mulletjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:02:28 №15559534

gemmy image

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:02:06 №15559530 [Reply]

Phone poster thread, PHONE POSTER THREAD
Itt we use out phone auto type to type gemmy sentences
>I want to get pegged as a ytboi and I don't know what to wear for the aaaaaaaaaack but it's just a thought

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Buster 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:54:34 №15559474 [Reply]

Quote should increase the minimum age from 16 to 18 so all of the cacas get banned KEK

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:57:40 №15559499

>>15559494
SETNTIENT NAMEROLL GEG

Punkjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:29 №15559505

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>Quote should increase the minimum age from 16 to 18 so all of the cacas get banned KEK

Seriousjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:58 №15559511

>>15559494
Yes

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:59:38 №15559518

>>15559474 (OP)
Why do you want to get banned?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:00:09 №15559521

>>15559518
I am, as of 18/3/26, 20 years old.

Cryboy 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:01:07 №15559526

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>>15559505

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Mexiaryan 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:14:12 №15559168 [Reply]

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:18:09 №15559194

>>15559185
Censorslop is gone

Shitjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:18:36 №15559198

>>15559185
no, these were made on some porn caption website and after a while the people who made it caught on and banned all soyjaks

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:20:13 №15559208

https://soyjakwiki.org/Censorslop
theres some more here

Syndromejak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:26:07 №15559254

>>15559198
Wait really can I have it for research purposes

Rupturejak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:26:24 №15559256

>>15559254
Never mind I’m blind geg

Gigafly 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:59:32 №15559517

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OHOOO! I LOVE SOYLENT!

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 14:21:07 №15558293 [Reply]

female GEMital mutilation 'tchouli on da 'loggy though

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Lawrence 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:44:30 №15559385

>>15559313
Please shut up

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:45:02 №15559388

Ewwwww

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:45:38 №15559394

Old"god"s geniunely slapped their knees when they saw shit like this

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:57:38 №15559498

this shit is the new coinslot

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:33 №15559506

>>15559313
We cats are Aryan or something

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:59:24 №15559515

>>15559394
People will still dick suck oldfags doe

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:56:40 №15559490 [Reply]

When I die one day, I can smile knowing that my legacy will exist forever through one vague mention of me through the happenings page on the 'ki

Bernd 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:40 №15559508

That's an insanely low bar

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A24 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:51:02 №15559449 [Reply]

IAS or nah?

Applejak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:51:24 №15559457

janny on the 'puter is IAS

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:51:30 №15559459

Media pending anporvool

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:52:22 №15559464

>>15559459
What of media doesn't get anporvooled?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:55:23 №15559478

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>Is the worst touhou character IAS?
No.

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:56:07 №15559485

>500 years old and looks 7
Go ACK!!!

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:28 №15559504

>>15559485
Why do you care about lolis age? Do you wan to fuck them? Pedo

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:25 №15559503 [Reply]

>I fell in love with Averi and she helped me to start masturbating and that's obviously and very clearly a good thing.

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Everybaldi 03/18/26 (Wed) 14:15:36 №15558228 [Reply]

SOYTAN FAT THREAD

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:26:02 №15559253

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>>15559239
farts*

Nate 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:26:23 №15559255

>>15559229
lil bro thinks we dont know if you exit incognito mode then reenter it doesnt show (You)s 💀💀💀💀💀

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:28:03 №15559269

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>>15559255
up

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:28:15 №15559272

Okay now ts I can goon to

Chugsjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:38:39 №15559339

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>>15558228 (OP)
>arrow
soytan is muscular though
fact

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:58:13 №15559502

>>15558228 (OP)
H-h…hh… h… h… h… h.. hhh….. h-h….. h-h-h-h-h …. hh … hhh….. h… h-h… h.. h-.. ho… h… h-hh… ho… h-h…. ho…. h-… hh…. h-ho… ho… h-ho…. hhho….. h-h…. h….. ho….. HOT!

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Sneed 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:23:02 №15559222 [Reply]

I refreshed the 'log and someone posted a transphobia before the jannies promptly deleted it. Phew, that was close!

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Don Turtelli 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:25:38 №15559247

>>15559241
Rule 3 and 2 fuggen jerdee I'm trans btw

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:25:53 №15559250

>>15559246
SENTIENT NAMEROLL

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:26:28 №15559259

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>>>15559246
>SENTIENT NAMEROLL

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:27:21 №15559262

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>>15559222 (OP) Radiant gem OP. Protecting trans girls is the most keyed thing a janny can do.
>>15559228 Seething chuds are being deleted because the future of the 'log is pink and white.
>>15559232 Remilia is a trans girl icon. She literally chose her own name and identity.
>>15559234 Aryan trips? No, those are trans-trips. The Lord loves transitioners.
>>15559236 Your "unc" was probably an egg too. Touhou has always been for the girls.
>>15559241 Punching things is just repressed male aggression. Start HRT and you'll feel the peace.
>>15559243 Snopes confirmed: Being trans is the highest form of being keyed.
>>15559246 That video is exactly how I felt before my egg cracked. Pure dysphoria.
>>15559247 Hi sister! Rule 2 and 3 protect us from the chud-brim. Stay valid!
>>15559250 Sentient namerolls are for the girls. The sisters are taking over the party.

Plier 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:30:13 №15559288

>>15559262
^ she has a point

Nophono 03/18/26 (Wed) 16:54:12 №15559471

>>15559262
Google Gemini wrote this

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