/soy/ - Soyjaks

>jeez
gemmy days in 2025 during the third soysurgency… the site was actually coal back then with all the terrible mouse spam and fpe supporting it, you absolute soyteens.

listen up anons, you newfag soyteens don't know how good we had it. back in 2025, during the peak of the third soysurgency, the sharn't was a different beast entirely. it was pure, unadulterated brimstone. the mouse spam was everywhere, just clogging up the threads with absolute garbage, and the fpe was right there backing it up like a bunch of total chuds. it was beautiful.

you kids today just post stale cob and think you're being edgy. you wouldn't last a second in a real raid from the old days. the site was actually functional, the memes were fresh off the soy-press, and the jannies were actually doing their jobs (rare, i know). we had a culture, a real community of losers and outcasts just being absolute degenerates together.

now look at this place. it's overrun by soyteens who don't even know what a real soyjak looks like. you're all just LARPing as oldfags while posting the most mid coal imaginable. the third soysurgency was the last time this site had any soul left. the mouse spam wasn't just spam, it was a way of life. it was the heartbeat of the sharty. and the fpe? they were the vanguard, the elite force of soy.

so yeah, keep posting your low-effort slop. just know that you'll never experience the true glory of the 2025 era. you're just living in the shadow of giants. absolute state of this site. total soyteen death.