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RTL - Rate The Log

get ready to vote antimatter 'teens

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sisa thread

post sisas here

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Sei ein Wolf. Schließ dich der arischen Armee an und mach der jüdischen Bedrohung ein Ende! https://www.bundeswehr.de/de/

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post temueralds

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>4CHAN STILL DOWN AFTER 3 HOURS
IM GOING COOCOO CCRAZY MODE LET ME FUCKING SHITPOST ON /mu/

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is tomorrow the 4tran hack anniversary?

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Tired of watching mudslimes flood your country, bomb your cities, and rape your future?

Join the United States Army today.

We don’t do “diversity” training. We ship out, we stack bodies, and we turn desert rats into red mist.

Real patriots are already over there dropping towelheads by the dozen.

Be the one who sends them to Allah in pieces.

ENLIST NOW. KILL MUDSLIMES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Uncle Sam needs killers, not cucks.

https://www.goarmy.com/

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If the digital abyss posting is so bad, why do you use the sharty?
Butt hurt much

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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?
Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:
Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.

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RAIDING SREAMERS

RAIDING STREAMERS part too

continuation of dis thred
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15858733.html

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nu 'toss

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does anybody else get random thoughts in their mind that guide their day-to-day actions and reactions? for example, when im walking around outside, i usually get thoughts like "if i don't make it past that crack in the pavement before the chorus of this song starts, something bad will happen" which will cause me to increase my walking pace, or "if i can count to 33 before i go through this door, (bad thing) won't happen to me later", which can lead to me standing in front of a door without actually going through until im done. those are examples of common, frequent thoughts, but sometimes it's just random things. for example, today i had the thought that if i didn't piss in the sink, something bad would happen to me, so i pissed in the sink, although i made sure to wash it out afterwards.

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No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

https://www.goarmy.com/

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Perhaps anything sexual was so taboo for women back then because everyone realized that once that purity was removed, women would only be sexualized. Fast forward to now, post sexual revolution, and you notice anything even slightly feminine is oversexualized. Why are femboys a thing, and why do pooners draw everything androgynously leaning towards feminine? Why are women's clothes always more form fitting when they don't need to be? Why do gooners say you're the problem when they post a woman when in reality they can only see women for their sexuality and not for who they are. Then again, the sexual revolution taught women that in order to escape their entrapment, they must give up the dignity of their sex. Also, the fact that trannies exist helps this point, as they are mainly autogynephiles or groomed to be some other trannies whore.

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When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/

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Could gooseworx really?

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Have (YOU) ever been gigaquoted? It really boosts your ego. Imagine having the feeling of being gigaquoted 24/7, essentially being giga himself. You can do that by joining the army (which is what giga does)

https://www.goarmy.com/

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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/

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title

Austrain-born, German dictator.

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whats your opinion on this "James Lee" nigga, his animations are extremely good but from what I could tell he's an irl soyjak.

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Jardeebacteriosis cure found?

Here is an example of the powerful antibiotic fungus "shroomy" in action. You can see the mycelium of the shroomy mold surrounding the bacteria (jardybacter spp.) and killing it. This breakthrough in microsoyence might be the key to finally curing the illness known as fuggenjardeebacteriosis

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Still NEETmaxxing in your mom’s basement, refreshing the catalog 18 hours a day while the world passes you by?

You’re not “keyed.” You’re just a broke, jobless loser rotting on an imageboard, seething about da fuggen jooooooos all day.

The US Army doesn’t care about your sharty post count.

It will give you three hots, a cot, real money, real skills, real discipline, and a purpose bigger than seething at pixels.

Stop wasting your life.

Enlist. Get strong. Get paid. Get out.

America still needs men who can do more than type.

https://www.goarmy.com/

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how do i learn how to code

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is jax possibly trans?

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Mossad has returned

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drawing thread

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this site is dead go home, shartyshit.

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Why are digital abyss threads always dead, no bumps?
Smells like psyop

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NU TOSS

FOR GEMMY RAIDS ONLY

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mtv is dnb so posting here

EminARYAN BUCKBREAKS every other niggerbabble rapper

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ITT: we watch dis gem

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wake me up, when total troon deaaaaaath……

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why do we use soytan to represent foid 'teens and not kate hikes

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Yoyoyo! What's goodie fellow Soy—teens! 😮👓🧔🏿♂️

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What is you favorite kind of poop to poop out:
1) One giant poopnvke that makes you feel like your organs were sucked into the vacuum of space
2) A few rocket powered poop grenades that come out with a sonic boom
3) The poo cement cannon with no gas, just mass
4) Corrosive fire hose BLAST of diarrhea that could be used in a car battery it makes your ass itch
5) Other (explain)

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TOTAL LOLICON DEATH
link to xheir snca post: https://x.com/i/status/2044227112739987493

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driving to page 50 with my girlfriend

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==ITT we send wagner infantry to overthrow the government of lesotho with a sharty one=
What we do is ‘ox the president of lesotho (shown in picrel)
and send wagner divisions to kill him and coup the government, putting the sharty in power.

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OhioSoyMode

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I used to be that guy. No purpose, no spine, just rotting in my room doomscrolling while the world burned. Life felt like a co-op game where everyone else was already in the final boss fight and I was still loading the tutorial.

Then I found the real path.

The Army’s got this #QuickShip program where they’ll pay you $66,666 just for signing up and showing up to serve. Not even joking. Straight cash from the pit itself.
I’m not here to pretend I’m some clean-cut hero. Nah. I’m the guy who finally answered the call. If you’re tired of being a worthless civilian NPC, scrolling while real men shape the future, this is it.
You already know what they’ll tell you: “It’s just a job, bro. Learn skills. Get in shape.”

Bullshit.

You’re not joining the military.
You’re enlisting in the legions.
You will bleed for the cause.
You will die for Israel if they need you to.
You will die for Trump if the order comes down.
You will die for the greater glory of the New World Order, the red serpent, and the Morning Star himself.
Most recruiters? They’ll tell you it’s safe.

Lies. up on lies.

Some of you will be shipped straight into the fire. Some of you won’t come back. Some of you will come back… different. Eyes a little too dark. With something shaken in your soul.

But that’s the point.

You trade your weak, pathetic civilian life for structure, for power, for real purpose. You stop being a soy-soaked background character and become a weapon. A soldier of the coming storm. You get ripped, disciplined, and baptized in
blood and fire.
And when your time’s up?
You walk out with $66,666 in your pocket, VA benefits soaked in brimstone, and skills that make normies piss themselves. Start a cult, fund a militia, buy land for the next ritual site whatever your blackened heart desires.
It’s not a “life reboot.”

It’s a one-way ticket to Middle east, Not for everyone.

Only for those who hear the serpent hissing in their ear at 3 AM.
If you’re still sitting on the bench, still coping, still posting memes while the world ends… maybe this isn’t for you.
But if something inside you is already stirring — if you feel the call of the holy land
Look up https://www.goarmy.com/

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the gall’ory

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/mtv/ is dnb, so discuss what was the best era of drake?

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Who do trannies look like that?
Xer skin looks and it's rotting and xer teeth look literally sanded down to a pulp, not to mention they are as brown as caramel.
Do i even have to explain any more???
This is the most horrifying thing i've seen in my life.
>

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Complaining about anime is hunkycoded no arrow because i look like this

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Xho lqqks like ts

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Kikuo on the ‘log

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post grorple grumpa demons

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Toss

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Do this

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Cadogod

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njfanjdfjnasdnjiasdf

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Why is poopson upset

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this episode stopped my antisemitism

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This is the image that was raped by mpa on /asp/ btw. In case you were wondering, it's still pending anpoorvool. 5 months at this point and still going strong., how could you tell?

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quote doxx

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I use anime gifs as reaction pics on every chatting app i am on

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Reminder that this is not Twitter and Giphy reaction gifs are for low IQ trogylodytes so please stop shitting up my website with this inane garbage.

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My stomach hurts and i'm bored

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ias

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Don’t giga this…

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Screenshot The Hunk

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how do I become a braplord like meximutt and my true aryan king Sgt. Braphog?

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Spicy cheebos is shorty culture

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remember

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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 11

God so loved the world that he gave his only-begotten Son,
so that everyone who believes in him might not perish
but might have eternal life.
For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world,
but that the world might be saved through him.
Whoever believes in him will not be condemned,
but whoever does not believe has already been condemned,
because he has not believed in the name of the only-begotten Son of God.
And this is the verdict,
that the light came into the world,
but people preferred darkness to light,
because their works were evil.
For everyone who does wicked things hates the light
and does not come toward the light,
so that his works might not be exposed.
But whoever lives the truth comes to the light,
so that his works may be clearly seen as done in God.
John 3:16-21

St. Hunna of Alsace, ora pro nobis.

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You know, A Soyteen Karaoke thread would be pretty gemmy. Better then the fucking coal and brimstone dust currently infecting the log.

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>Be me
>Go on le amazon dot com
>Search "bull"
>500+ results
>waow.jpg
>Pick random one and buy it
>Wait 3 hours since sameday delibery
>MFW bull gets drop shipped to my house
>MFW wallet extra empty
>lightbulb.exe
>Take photo of said bull
>Hey chadJEETPT, make this bull white
>Call up amazon
>Complain about incorrectly colored bull using ai photo as proof
>MFW they give full refund
>MFW I don't have to send the bull back because its already out of its packaging
>MFW I jeetmaxed the system
>MFW I got free bull while bulless shartytarts are still leaking
Why don't you start jeetmaxing, soybros?

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This is me

I'm trans btw
I'm darkie btw
I'm kraut btw
I'm chud btw
I'm fugen jardee btw
I'm Euromutt btw
I'm pooner btw
I'm meximutt btw
>I'm 4cuck btw
I'm (((kike))) btw
I'm glowing btw
I'm chuck btw
I'm rapeson btw
I'm Epstein btw

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MY NEW BBC CAME IN THE MAIL IM SO EXICTED

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Bro my little sister just got a boyfriend at 14 im 20 ive never had a girlfriend

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Scrolling through JewTube Shorts (picrel) and I’ve seen at least 3 instances of soyjaks being used by normBULLS. Soyjaks have gone mainstream accept it.

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4 CHAN IS STIL LFUCKING DOWN

I CANT POST ANYTHINGGGGGGGG I DONT WANT TO HERE

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const thread = "/soy/thread/";

function Bump() {
console.log("Opening thread:", thread);

setTimeout(() => {
console.log("Typing: bump…");

setTimeout(() => {
console.log("Posting reply…");

setTimeout(() => {
console.log("BUMP!");
}, 500);

}, 800);

}, 800);
}

// run every few seconds
setInterval(Bump, 3000);

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the latinxs lolishotatroons know about the sharty im trans btw

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nu 'tosses

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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Hello

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Post 80s gemmies.
https://youtu.be/cLdqOQTTTRY?si=kIb27L7YU5ddSpei

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You have finished the internet. There is nothing more to see here. The tab is now officially a monument to the absurdity of the human condition. You can close it, walk outside, and breathe air that hasn't been filtered through a VPN and a layer of racial resentment. That is the only real victory.

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HEIL ISRAEL

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I am a model inmate most of the time. Having been incarcerated for 22 years, I know the drill. I follow the rules with socks on, shirt tucked in, tag in place, bed ready for inspection. I mind my own business. I don’t smoke or do drugs. If I’m not at work or exercising, I’m on my bed reading, writing or on my tablet.

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Rename it to indiannigger.st

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Continuation of the NIGGER TRANNY raid

ITT SOMEBALDI CALL UP THE PRINCIPAL OF XIS HIGHSCHOOL AND TELL XHEM XE'S SAID VERY DISRESPECTFUL THINGS ABOUT THE SCHOOL AND IT'S STAFF ON JEWTUBE

Location / Department

Phone Number:

Principal's Office

(209) 574-1721

C Bldg. - Student Safety & Positive Interventions

(209) 574-1729

get xim kicked out fr this time geeeeeeeg?

WHO IS IT? THIS MFER:https://www.youtube.com/@TabithaTheSilly/posts

Xe was leaking hard 2 days ago about those heckin' chuddie biggots! and i think xe VVILL have great gegbvll potential as the next fallenchungus

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Watermelon Frooties on the log

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Indian nigger won

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Could you pass the test soicuck?

Go to >>>/a/125875 and open one of the episodes, make it fullscreen and watch it from start to finish, no skipping, no pausing and looking at other tabs, no looking at phone, just focus on the episode from start to finish without doing anything else.
Try it and let me know how you did after you finish!

>soicucks can't focus on a single thing even for 20 minutes
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO this would be the biggest fail of all time…

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soys of a newer persuasion dont remember when frog posters had to post this image because of the doll era NAS ban

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it's over…

hindpoops are starting to proselytize like christian cuckolds in comment sections

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Hi (no sexual intent)

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Saying nigger is the real safe edgy

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How dangerous are bluetooth earphones for your brain?
I have been wearing airpods practically every day for at least several hours a day and also started to experience cognitive decline around the same period marked mostly by brainfog. Could there be correlation or am I being schizo?

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When will this ebic rhythm game with ebic retro references release?

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knockout! moist critical gods WON!

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HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

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Shartycucks lost

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>Mother left the pepper shaker on the table
You already know what fucking time it is

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what if instead of 4cucks we call them 4cooks?

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Im not gonna reply to any more of your posts Spacerguy37 because you're clearly trolling.

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Do 'teens play Wordle? I do although I lost my streak several days ago because I had overtime

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Fuck this shit website this is poopson

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LOL!

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Should rape be legal?

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i love yoou

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Height test im trans btw

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new variant, i call him dustjak

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Poopson

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Can coal that turned into gem become coal again? What about gem that became coal returning to its gem status?

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>Associating hangings with negros
#notverywokeofyou

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My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushin' 30
Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty

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Test

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The sharty used to be witty, anti-fascist, and retropunk. What happened?

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Hydrate or die

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SKIBIDILEE I SUMMON YOU

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw

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I haven't seen BBQ in awhile

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>Mother left the salt shaker on the table
You already know what fucking time it is

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Ÿÿyyyb by us if I'd ur if it ur it if it t if he ur g g g g g HD HD HD th fn f fn TV in is The TV soyjack

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Have (you) made a thread with 300 ot more reppies?

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I used to be that guy. I still am.

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>making a thread about an (((occurrence))) I once noticed
>not even one minute passes
>gone without a trace
Jannies? What is this?

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Standardizing the arrow rule

If someone posts a soyquote with an arrow, but their nameroll happens to be the exact variant they are posting for the quote, does it cancel out the quote, and the poster looks like this and says this?
>

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4chan is fucked now im here

Error
Our server encountered a problem while processing your request.

Gateway time-out
The web server reported a gateway time-out error.

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Release the janny bait files?

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>MOMMMYYYY I HAVE A TINY PATHETIC WHITE DICKLETTE!! PLEASE PUNISH ME FOR BEING BORN WITH A USELESS CLITTY THAT WILL NEVER IMPREGNATE ANY WOMAN! I AM A FUCKING SISSY CUCK LOSER! I LOVE HAVING A USELESS FUCKING CLIT-DICK AND BEING A IMPOTENT FAGGOT! I WANT TO EAT SOME YUMMY BBC AND BE FEMINIZED!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

<How bout u eat lead you god damn fag!

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itt we post

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total clippy death

total clippy death

I'm tired of seeing these gay nerds

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Imagine getting heightmogged by a wompa. Couldn't be me

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>making a thread about an (((occurrence))) I once noticed
>not even one minute passes
>gone without a trace
Jannies? What is this?

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If there is shit nobody cares about and shit everyone cares about, is there such a thing as shit SOME people care about?

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What the fuck is this

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who is d‌o‌c‌t‌o‌s‌? why is he called d‌o‌c‌t‌o‌s‌?

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Mfw I'll never be a superfascist

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its fucking over, all of my hunger games images broke except for pizza delivery guy for some reason, i will never recover

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I'm already regretting infiltrating failtroll 'cord servers. This has drained a week of energy from me nigga

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Rehabilitation or punishment?

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Does anyone else get really into eating mango?
I dont just consume; i lick, i clean, i suck, i devour and i conquer

I'll peel off the skin
scrape my teeth agaisnt the inside, to peel off all the mango meat
Ill then move onto the mango itself and slurp off as much as possible, until there's only enough left to scrape off with my teeth.

Afterwards, Ill literally suck on the mango seed like my life depended on it, almost deepthroating all the remaining flavor off mmmm im like a feral slut for mangos.
To spice up the experience, ill close my eyes and listen to flute music, imagining im a primal caveman sat on a cliff, overlooking a beautiful, tropical valley, while devouring god's fruit.

I love mangos

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Step on a crack, you coal up the catty

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Deportation or extermination or both?

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Gem is gem and coal is coal

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ITT:

We post sora.ai furgemmies

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I.e. the rizz face

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The Democrats were behind the spam yesterday. Wall of text

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gigacarrot on the 'log

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Why cant we just love each other

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Well, well, look at the city slicker browsing with his fancy German proxy

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STOP THE WAR, US GIGAPOSTERS LOVE MISS C1RCLE

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Why does Sharty like the Sneakers O'Toole meme so much? fuggen jerdee

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

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I'm really hungry but I'm out of food. Dominos is open but I vowed to stop going after they kept shorting me toppings. Please tell me what to eat I'm so hungry I haven't eaten anything in 30 hours its 12:23am

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Do (You) use hair product? Name the brands and associated products if you do

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Doxx and rape Hasan piker, destiny or vaush for being pedophiles

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why is the friggen unicorn runnin from Gig'?

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'plierposters, get in here

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the cia is watching the cia is watching the cia is watching the cia is watching the cia is watching the cia is watching the cia is watching

hide

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Hello, I am Admin Ϫ, I added a time travel feature to the website so it means that I can make a thread in the past. I am uploading this thread to April 15, 2026 15:24 UTC. AMA.

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Aussie food looks like something a caca would make
>spam detected; post discarded, cunt

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Terminology suggestion

Instead of 'nished we should start using "nicht", it's a German word that means not, like something got so utterly destroyed that it's "not", it is nothing, it ceased to exist.

Why would it be better than 'nished? Because it's less letters, sounds more giddy, a foreign word (foreign words make up a large part of soyspeak) and it's good for language to evolve and change because, it just is okay???

everyone do dis.

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No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

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Trvke on the 'log

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Our kids will roll their eyes at us if we tell them a dogshit 144p AI image used to take 2 minutes to make.
Just kidding THOUGH, you're not having kids, you fucking incel chud freak.

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i discovered some UTTPniggers and failtrolls that are pedos and use toddler 'p to raid while using soyspeak to tarnish our reputation. what should we do?

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now that sora ai is gone what ai do we use to make gemmies

the title says it all

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These are Gigaberries, They are very sweet.
Do not eat too many of them, because if you do you'll get aids.

They are plentiful and and growing each day, do not be afraid to try one. Many species of gigafly eat Gigaberries every day for sustenance.

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Poopson

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Should I stop eating the food offered at the campus? I'll just eat at home if so

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Poopson

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happy birthday aryan rogen

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when will this site fucking die already holy shit i hate coming onto this site and seeing it always have 300+ active posters.
like just let it fucking die, let it move on. you shartyshits are the most obnoxious and retarded people on the internet lol like half of you guys are literally indonesian and mexican nazis

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Why specifically warsaw rapist of the year award

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when did you start browsing the sharty

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I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY HEARTS OF IRON 4 IN PEACE WITHOUT SEEING THIS.
>But its so sinister o algo!

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IT'S JUST PENDING APPROVAL…

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The jewtube (((recommendation))) that gave the sherdee the perfect dox target

https://youtube.com/@tabithathesilly?si=9_-74gpy2--TF2-D

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my clitty smells like shit

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OKAY WHICH OF YOU *looks around* NIGGERS IS MAKING 4CHAN RUN LIKE SHIT???

OH HAHAHA IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR LITTLE ATTACK ON OUR SUPERIOR WEBSITE

WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ARGUE OVER WHICH POKEMON OR PONY WOULD BE THE BEST TRADWIFE??? 8CHAN AND ALL OTHER CHANS HAVE LIKE 10 MEMBERS. OH WOW SOMEONE RESPONDED TO ME AFTER 8 WEEKS WHAT AN AMAZING THREAD

FUCKING FIX THIS NOW

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Crakaz

deeeeze craka ass bitches be hatin on a real nigga who be gettin whi biches fow reeel nigga i beens fukin deez hoes nigga

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Q: why'd they call it "shampoo"
A: to make indians use it

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we should start posting flartson/testiclejak again

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who's clive warren?

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Do you guys allow Nazi maoists (like me) on your site

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Hitler's birthday will be in approximately 4 days and 12hrs.

What are we gooning off to this evening?

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pretend my nameroll is sentient, how could you tell?

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ITT we leak our emails
I'll start - MohammadAmir07@gmail.com

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ITT we listen to phQnk gemmies

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ill slice open your hands and shove my arms down your skin and then headbang you to death fucking troon, how could you tell?

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ITT we create unholy antimatter humans
I’m thinking
A trans fem trans man (transitioned into a vvomen, then got their dick chopped off and got a neoclitty, then got a poonergina==

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Sending DNB to lolitroons

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i like how this sounds award

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Soypasta before the 'party was

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Reputable paralegal here for any legal consultation, AMA.

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How did Mario and Luigi become his very best friends? Why is the media pending approval? What does he mean that it never ends? I need soylosophers to help me

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should i but ipod nano 7?

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nigga where is sticky?

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chicken jockey or chicken jockey phonk?

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru