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Nusoi lick my thick ass!
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froglee i want you to know us frogs believe CHANGED WABAG
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>Funko announces the “most exclusive drop ever” with 26 1/1 pieces ..
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pooning is horrible, actually
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guys what are going to do when the sharty shuts down like where will we go
>thanks quote
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snarky bros did we just get snappy
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im bored, join my gartic phono

starts in 5 mins
https://garticphone.com/en/004a0936
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Inspirational speech

About 50% of all posts that I’m seeing here are about how the sharty is dying or that it is going to die soon or that ‘teens are not talented. And then I see more people agreeing with those people and not doing anything about it. But why do you do this? Why do you just lie down and accept defeat? Be the change that (You) want to see in the world. Instead of whining about everything being bad, let’s put in that same amount of effort to create some gems.
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Please don't post EPI goonslop brimstone. My 13 year old brother is browsing the sharty.
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how did you discover the sharty?
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UBER VRILLED SUPER ARYAN LOCATED
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the frog owns the rabbit. not in a funny way, there's actual paperwork. blazer's a writeoff, rabbit's filed under "livestock." that's why they're in separate panels, you don't put the asset next to the guy who holds the lien. rabbit's smiling because nobody's told him yet im trans btw
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dcb on the 'log
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BLACKED ROOMS MOVIE NIGHT

SHARTY BLACKEDROOMS MOVIE NIGHT
WHEN? either 4pm central standard or 8 pm central standard, vote!
WHERE? cytube methinks
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why did this video turn me on? am I gay?
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Let's make a thread with all nulee's ITT
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It won't fuck itself, nusoi.
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>The bill raises the minimum age to purchase a semi-automatic rifle to 21, and requires a license for all new semi-automatic rifle purchases. Semi-automatic rifles owned prior to this date are grandfathered. This bill was passed in response to the 2022 Buffalo shooting, and the Robb Elementary school shooting.
FUCK YOU CHUDCELS
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>gay man
<gay man (female makeup)
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Nusoi troons not even play with their poop gegggg another proof sharty kultur is dying
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"Random Nigger*

Who has that one image/gif of the woahjak and then theres a pepe and it says "Random Nigger" i need it please. Thankyou
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ITT WE OVERWHELM THE APPROOOOOVERS BY SPAMMING OEKAKIS
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which version of this toss is best?
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>I'm an attention seeking faggot with no friends so I'm gonna become a nu lee on the sharty
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what if literally everything schizos say on 4chan is true
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>twink
>bussy
>sissy
>gock
>shemale
>futa
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MUH SOYBOYWOAHJACQUERINOES MAYNE!!! I LOVE IT WHEN DEY WHOLESOME BUT NOT DOESE INCEL FAR RIGHT ONES GNG..
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my eyes hurt so bad
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Im on tinder trying to find soyteens

ANYONE
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mia khalifa or bonnie blue daughter
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>SNOPES! FACT CHECK THESE CHUDS, AND MY CARBON CREDITS ARE YOURS! QUICKLY NOW! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF MUCH LONGER!
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>this baited me
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>are you trying to test something new on the website?
>that means you must be ban evading! why? because you said test and I'm a retarded faggot who thinks testGODS are ban evaders
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>
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>NEVER visit the cobblestone splinter at 3AM
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Fuck this shit website
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Soiniggers and chuds are talentless

I'm not even a leftist myself, but that's just the case. There are many trannies and black people who are good at programming, modelling, game development, composing music, drawing, etc. And what have chuds done? Hell, what have we done? Do we have any talented people who create good OC? And don't even try to say that the edits on 'u are "good" OC, they don't even hold a candle compared to what trannies and blacks can make. Do we have anything as well-made as Ultrakill, or Digital Circus, or The Matrix or the Term "Based" (former by troons latter by black)?
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why has the 'log been so vantablack recently?

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>
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New toss
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I demand that Quote gives me back my powers because I am the true owner of this party. I’ve contributed more than every staff and I am just cooler and jakker
I will salute to praise to the soy like i am right now . the soy gods that control all of the party. this party is real, all the soyjaks are real and they are currently living inside of me and my home interchangeably for the better.
I am the one and only soyteen
I control the soy. I am the one with the soy.
zoyjak fourcak party is the one to play!

new thread? or goverment agency in israel 🥶

I AM THE TRUE SOYTEEN (NATE)
AMA

need a girl?

soyjak relationship mind control betta rich get quick fast!!!!
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I believe that this 'toss is insanely true:

I'll see western yt men going crazy over mid 40+ mid women
And I'll go crazy over chubby white women that my yt friends find fugly and repulsive
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first to nameroll alicia will name mi dog o algo
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Sometimes i wanna wake up as femjanny and get blacked by a huge BBC.
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Jiren Is weak
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Fuck you /soy/!
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>Uhhh, men can have pussies too. That's what my wife's boyfriend said while he was having intercourse with me.
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>>>16503069 (You)
>>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>>loading…
>>watches video
>>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>>wait! I have just the idea
>>tabs into another data mining site
>>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>>nobody laughs
>>thread dies within 30 mins
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look at my soot
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>This is actually ETHNIC cuisine, chud. At least that's what my wife's boyfriend told me.
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Is this normal?
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So when are we all watching the blacked rooms movie together?
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>goes to BLACKED datamining ai video website
>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>uploads BNWO image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off BLACKED .com (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the wife's computer)
>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>loading…
>watches video
>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>wait! I have just the idea
>tabs into another data mining site
>posts his dogshit BBC video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>everybody faps
>thread dies within 30 days
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Computing proof of work…
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>>>16503206
>Thank you!
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Who made this

ill pay 200 dollars for whoever made this to finish it. I can't stop GOONING to it
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>Fishnet EPI on the 'log
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What if all the splintercucks united to create one single splinter
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>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>loading…
>watches video
>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>wait! I have just the idea
>tabs into another data mining site
>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>nobody laughs
>thread dies within 30 mins
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>MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND… ISN'T A PRIMARY SOURCE??? LE… FUCK? REDDIT, ASSEMBLE. THE SCIENCE SHALL BE IN ORDER! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND WILL BE MADE A PRIMARY SOURCE!
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NEW BERLIN 1969 ALERT
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>Mi wife boyfriend extend mi bedtime to 11PM for Juneteenth o algo
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why is this website so boring?
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Neutralplier dies
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>Yes, I am 5-live clover, the lucky bastard everyone is talking about.
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I don't care if I am doxxed, if my address is leaked or my IP leak.

I live in a turd world so turdy my home address doesn't even show up on google maps with an official street name
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>arrow
>It seems my wife's boyfriend has taken a part in the tired trend of raping me. *SIGH.* This will NOT go over well on Letterboxd!
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Was scrolling in the wiki, specifically "Recognizing soyteens IRL" page, and I found a video of the first meetup ever.
There was a QR code in the video that says "Are you Arab? Scan now." but the QR code didn't work. What was it? (Don't wanna put the qr code so I don't get 'nished)
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Send rare gigas ITT mi folder is boring
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>FUUUCK I SHAT OVER MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN!!! FAUCI SAVE ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! I'VE BEEN A GOOD FACTCHECKER!!! SNOPES, BE ON MY SIDE IN THE COURT OF DARK WOKENESS BIDEN PETE BOOTYSEX KAMALA 2028 NOWWWW!!!
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>I wanted Sweetgreen, but my wife's boyfriend helped skew me to an ethnic african business. Wholesome!
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>how the sharty made me addicted to furSISAS 4:37:08
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Soymunculus thread

Draw soyteen homunculi engaging in their soyculture
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>arrow
>WHEN LE ✨BING BING WAHOO✨ JUMPS ONTO YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S DIH SO YOU GOTTA JUMP UP AND HIT THE BIG CHUNGUS POSE
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how much shrimp could a shrimpchuck chuck if a shrimpchuck could chuck shrimp
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MFF Mod Thread #5½?

Did some changes due to boredom, might polish them later:
<Replaced the poison mushroom with HRT. (Pictured)
<New UI sprites. (Unfinished)
<New bridge sprites. (Haven't checked)
<Fixed some of the platforms' sprites.
<Castle theme updated.
<Underground theme updated.
<New background decorations. Cobson one is a placeholder.
<Changed one tile I found with a ban hammer.
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look at my soot
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dasdasdwasd.mp4 on the 'log
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Marge.. whats the difference between a HTSM and a true 'teen >
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i kind of hate this website and want to be disconnected from this culture i feel like it's only going to serve to socially ostracize me and others
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>>>16503069 (You)
>>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>>loading…
>>watches video
>>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>>wait! I have just the idea
>>tabs into another data mining site
>>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>>nobody laughs
>>thread dies within 30 mins
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>self inserting as nate
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>>>16503069 (You)
>>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>>loading…
>>watches video
>>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>>wait! I have just the idea
>>tabs into another data mining site
>>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>>nobody laughs
>>thread dies within 30 mins
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crazy coincidence bro
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reminder that you are the same.
>arrow
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nintendolee summoning thread
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>>>16503069 (You)
>>goes to shitty datamining ai video website
>>clicks past the 50 pop ups and ads
>>uploads soyjak image that was downloaded 5 mins ago off google images (not named anything because will have to delete before getting off the family computer)
>>typed literally any bullshit for the prompt
>>loading…
>>watches video
>>this is hilarious! Too bad I don’t have any friends to show it to.
>>wait! I have just the idea
>>tabs into another data mining site
>>posts his dogshit unfunny video that the sites already full of to try to impress a bunch of mossad glownigger bots boosting the pph
>>nobody laughs
>>thread dies within 30 mins
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Incel


What is your opinion on incels?
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Plap

Plap
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>'ki users
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>catty wiping snca soysites by going on vacation and then going to a mall to join to wifi network
>spam fur gemmy and Dnb threads
>thread limit
>move to the next wifi
>Rinse and repeat
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Kolymabros… when are we going to have our day again…
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>soyjak.party
<soyjak.st
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OYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST LOOKING THROUGH SOME OLD IMAGES OF COMMIES AND THIS SHIT CAME UP
LITERAL GAY EPI OYYYYYYYY
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Are arabs the most cucked race in history?
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itt we draw vlodson
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>WE MUST BAN HALAL SLAUGHTER BECAUSE IT'S A DISGUSTING INHUMANE PRACTICE DONE BY EVIL SADISTIC BARBARIANS
>…what ABOUT kosher? i don't see why you're bringing it up
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BREAKING NEWS
Local frogposter with a drug addiction was shot to death and recorded by an unkown perpetrator, his body was found near the Shemmypito store. The autospy showed that various substances were found in the blood of the frogposter.
The perpetrator's video was posted several times in social media and many blame their actions towards some IAS extremist groups. The family of the frogposter later made a FLM (Frogs Lives Matter) parade in the streets of Niggerland
The whereabouts of the shooter are unkown, stay tuned for the Niggermodel Nigga Fart Boiler incident that happened today
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guys what the fuck do i do i don't have space for 60 fucking cows
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I just realized. theres nothing gemmy about htsm, its a forced meme from the jarty.
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I just saw this site being talked about on Instagram and holy shit is this place spiritually israeli
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Media approval is gay and retarded
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Ethics of the Sharty Thread

Very Serious Thread
We need to have a serious discussion about the types of people we want to 'ox and 'ape in raids on this site. I only bring this up because I've seen a couple instances where soy raids where done on potential children. I think we need to set some boundaries or else I fear this sites raids will slip into failtroll territory.

I think we can all agree that targeting adult tranies and gooners is ok, but when we extend that to just anyone we find retarded we start to get to a point where our attacks have no direction.

If we don't have a clear direction and goal for these raids then it just becomes pointless and does nothing for any cause.
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>Nabbv dismissed your report on a message: Dude I'll ban you if you keep spamming reports
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Marge, why are jannies displayed as furries yellow dogs? >arrow
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It's a good thing this site is dying because it's bigoted and hateful and indoctrinating young people into being awful human beings when they could just touch grass.
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OEKAKI THREAD

oh mmy fauci
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Anyone here ever accidentally acted a little too chuddy irl in front of normies, if so what was it about and what were the consequences
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I really want to [REDACTED] this commie nigger bitch so she shuts up

https://www.youtube.com/@anton_l3nin
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>I'm not even a leftist myself, but that's just the case. There are many trannies and black people who are good at programming, modelling, game development, composing music, drawing, etc. And what have chuds done? Hell, what have we done? Do we have any talented people who create good OC? And don't even try to say that the edits on 'u are "good" OC, they don't even hold a candle compared to what trannies and blacks can make. Do we have anything as well-made as Ultrakill, or Digital Circus, or The Matrix or the Term "Based" (former by troons latter by black)?
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>Now it's time for some NAS
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hello friemds this is my soyjack
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soytan in da office
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you genuinely have to be a homosexual faggot cuckold subhuman to genuinely be desperate enough to have sex with an average or below average looking woman

average women are too fucking ugly, overweight, and smelly to ever be sexually appealing

fucking kill yourself if you're a desperate cuckold tiny white pecker timothy who would unironically hookup/marry an average or below average woman KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrestrial_ecoregions_(WWF)

anybody here have a lifetime supply of ass-pies I could borrow to even slightly understand this
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THE US DEPARTMENT OF WAR JUST POSTED A TUFF ‘JAK

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ernest khalimov here, AMA
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GIMPJAK IS POOPSON!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL DESTROY DA SHARDEE!!!!
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stupid woahhhjake
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>kiwifarms.st/threads/antonio-j-estevez-iii-ko-winters-thee_marked_one-sly701-the-amerimutt-vtuber-of-the-marichka-wiki-whos-a-national-guard-lieutenant.247565/
kiwifarms.st/threads/antonio-j-estevez-iii-ko-winters-thee_marked_one-sly701-the-amerimutt-vtuber-of-the-marichka-wiki-whos-a-national-guard-lieutenant.247565/
>kiwifarms.st/threads/antonio-j-estevez-iii-ko-winters-thee_marked_one-sly701-the-amerimutt-vtuber-of-the-marichka-wiki-whos-a-national-guard-lieutenant.247565/
kiwifarms.st/threads/antonio-j-estevez-iii-ko-winters-thee_marked_one-sly701-the-amerimutt-vtuber-of-the-marichka-wiki-whos-a-national-guard-lieutenant.247565/

RAPE THIS NIGGER
>Mother facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/gricy.estevez.9/
>Sister facebook (GOOGLE SOFTWARE ENGINEER)
https://www.facebook.com/scarleth.estevez
>Home Address
156 TEANECK RD
RIDGEFIELD PARK
>number
+12019525486

LOOK HIS FAMILY UP ON WHITEPAGES AND FIND PHONE IF NOT WORK
AND REPORT HIM TO THE NATIONAL GUARD
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>>>/sneed/
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This site has more elo than xitter because when i spend more time here then my xeets get billions of likes but if i instead spend time on xitter more then i get no likes and 0 repiies.
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Genuine homosexual here, this is not a bait thread. AMA.
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dոb hours geg
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>nooo you don't get it, the kuz era was BAAAD!
>unlike our gemmy new sharty with gems like PANTIED AND SISSIFIED and waiting for a janny to look at pictures so i dont see a scary dnb or tranny neovagina!
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Toss
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>Genuine homosexual here, this is not a bait thread. AMA.
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happy wojaques
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>We will be playing Space Station 13 on Saturday at 5 PM UTC
>You can download BYOND using the guide here >>>/ss/3
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10501866/qastation-countdown
>Countdown for when that's for you
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itt we post 'pastas

I am reaching my absolute limit with the gigachad infestation on this site. Every corner of the sharty is overrun with these people who treat AI gigachad images like sacred scripture and think repeating the same tired lines somehow makes them the main character of every thread.

You cannot make a single post without one of them barging in and dropping their latest ginormous jaw AI chad with captions like “I look like this and say this” as if that alone is supposed to obliterate your argument. They think posting a distorted pseudo masculine face in response to everything automatically makes them witty, powerful, or even relevant. It is embarrassing to witness and infuriating to deal with.

Their presence absolutely derails conversations. Someone tries to talk about anything and immediately a gigachad worshipper swoops in with another incomprehensible AI gif. The thing flickers, stretches, twists, and pulsates like it was generated by a malfunctioning blender, and yet they parade it around proudly like it is peak comedic brilliance. They call it gigafly or gigazone or some nonsense and act like it speaks for them, even though it contributes nothing to the discussion.

Then there is the self inserting. They reply to every disagreement with some absurd power fantasy. The moment someone challenges them, out comes the next line: “I look like this and say this”, paired with an AI chad that looks like it was sculpted out of melted plastic. They act like posting a muscular image automatically wins the debate. No substance, no point, just pure posturing. It is all ego and no thought.

The gigaquoting is its own nightmare. They quote ten posts at once, attach a smug chad face, and write something painfully dull like “approved” or “cope less.” There is nothing interesting behind it. It is the same ritual every time. One does it, then ten more pile in with the same copy paste energy, suffocating the thread beneath a mountain of identical chad reactions. It is impossible to have a natural flow of conversation when everything gets drowned by this constant chest beating.

And the memes they worship are downright awful. The faceless nophono one, the nobaldi one, and whatever “giga” creation they spit out next all blend together into the same sloppy aesthetic. They are soulless, repetitive, and completely interchangeable. None of them are funny, none of them are clever, but you would never know that by how aggressively they shove them into every thread like it is their duty to spread the gospel of endless AI chad content.

The worst part is how omnipresent they are. No matter the topic, no matter the board, no matter the tone, the gigachad swarm appears like a sudden storm. Someone could ask a simple question or make a casual observation, and instantly someone replies with “I look like this and say this” and a gigantic, broken AI chad animation that hijacks the thread and forces everything into their stale little chad centered universe.

It is exhausting. It is repetitive. And it is slowly killing the sharty. Every conversation gets flattened into the same template. Every attempt at creativity gets overshadowed by this loud, obnoxious cult of people who think flexing an AI jawline is the height of humor and cultural contribution.

They have turned the site into a nonstop parade of one note posturing and low effort visual spam. Nothing survives their presence. Nothing grows. Nothing evolves.

Just the same smug face, the same recycled lines, the same empty bravado, over and over until the site suffocates under its own forced chad worship.

Completely unbearable.
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Post gemmy YouTube thumbnails.

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>breeding with autistic pooners to create the new soyteen race and introduce soyspeak to a new generation
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First Alicia nameroll needs to get a permanent Queen of Spades tattoo irl
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Post gemmy YouTube thumbnails.

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its OILED and OWNED
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crying woajkaaak
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Who/what killed the site?
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>When the Bull is HIV positive
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y'all got a multiracial friend group?
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sentient names
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What rhymes with Smart Digger?
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I forgot ts existed
https://soyjak.st/sneed/catalog.html
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Genuine traiso wompa here, this is not a bait thread. AMA., how could you tell?
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some of you are way too ironic, all you do is just shitpost and bait
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does anyone have the high quality version of this image
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itt (you) help cattywipe >>>/sneed/ since i reached the hourly thread limit
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>Hey, Fred! Gimme media that takes place in 2000s internet with extra nostalgia!
<Extra nostalgia!
>And hold the transphobia!
<Hold the transphobia..?
>And hold the racism!
<Hold the racism..?
<Hey Jimmy, gimme a 2000s internet with NOTHIN'!
^Nootthhiin'??
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If you had to chose between having a big ass or having big boobs what would you chose
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you genuinely have to be a homosexual faggot cuckold subhuman to genuinely be desperate enough to have sex with an average or below average looking woman

the average woman is nasty, overweight and cycles between white red and brown discharges.

you're either desperate or a nasty pervert yourself to fuck an average or below woman let alone marrying one and living with them cloging every sink with hair and tampons
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>I gotta dance man, I gotta dance and shiet
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ITT: We post pictures of ourselves to prove our Whiteness

Am I white? pic of me btw
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Can I sue quote if I go deaf because of ‘g

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why is my main ip blackedlisted from the irc?
I rarely use that shit?
>because we dont like you chud!
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The acquisition of the shitty

>I love my shitty ongezellig website, haha mymy soyjak! Speaking of soyjaks… how's that soyjak website doing?
<Welcome to the party! And who might you be?
>My name is Mud, and how is y- waow! 500PPH? That's the same amount that the Zarty gets in a week!
<Yes, I've done a good job with this.
>You know Froot, if you hire me as developer… I can help you exploit it for money.
<How?
>You're going to resign and give me the site a year down the line, and in return ill give you 40% of the profit.
<I understand, but why a year?
>So we can prepare the site, lets artificially create a new hostile splinter, something we can waste resources on and distract the soyim with.
<How are we going to do that?
>We have april fools coming up, do you know the story of 4chan's /mlpol/ board?
<Wasn't that for the 2017 april fools?
>Yes, and the result of it was the obliteration of /pol/ culture and it helped /mlp/cuckas post their brimstone and be chuddy at the same time.
<I understand, and you want us to do that with the Sharty. But what group?
>The neo-kuzists of course, your dekolymafication of the site worked so well that they're the most underrepresented group.
<How will we do that?
>A nu-kolyma, but make it look nicer, a new UI that's less snarky and more snappy, change the colors, ban cross-posting and let kolymacucks from gurochan and heyuri project their fetishes, be sure to advertise it in their respective 'cords.
<But won't that make a new group of nuswahs that'll end up splintering off once the april fools is over?
>Exactly, and then we can declare them our #1 enemy. Just like Al-Qaeda.
<I understand, but how will this help us make money?
>Because whilst everyone is distracted, I can begin developing surveillance tools for the federal agents, and considering we're platforming failtrolls they're going to love our data.
<You're turning my website into a honeypot so you can exploit it for money?
>Exactly.
<What happens once I give it to you?
>We overrun it with the same coal that made that splinter, just slower. We can help artificially platform some namefags, that way migrants come up. Afterall, normgroids are more susceptible to ironypoisoning than oldgods.
<What will you do about the oldsois fighting back?
>The aforementioned coal should help demoralize them, but we can get the trannitors to derail the thread, also make sure to dialate over snca leaks, that'll cause the soyim to balloon nothing burgers, which will demoralize people further.
<I see.
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I gave kuz AIDs, AMA (iGODS are aryan btw)
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XENOS DOXX THREAD

Tyler Martin (XenosysVex)

Former Known Address:
1342 N Aksarben Ct
Wichita, Kansas 67235

New Address:
124 Rockshire Rd #A
Indianapolis, IN 46241

LET'S ORDER PIZZAS TO THIS COCK SUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/@XenosysVex/videos
R: 3 / I: 1
Toss
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What's the big deal with pagans and why do people larp as them?
R: 0 / I: 0
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itt we post rare soyjaks
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it overslfovercryack
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I made 'o of poopson but I don't actually know if I can post it

I don't even know if I'm allowed to save this on my PC mayne
R: 3 / I: 0
>the.. the pipi hei-
nusois don't even know about the 95 pipih incident
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>im-
<No.
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Evil minions LOST im trans btw
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This guy looks like he’d do you dirty if you messed with his gang
R: 6 / I: 1
My washing machine is making weird noises.
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sharty saving gem on the 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
>plebbitors when you singlehandedly save the world from disaster, make a cure for cancer, cure blindness, achieve world peace and solve world hunger BUT you support a right wing political figure so you're actually le bad
R: 4 / I: 3
indian hate is forced the indians i met irl aren't that bad you're just cherrypicking examples
R: 6 / I: 1
I lost weight quickly once due to my ADHD med and now have the worse turkey neck ever that I can not get rid of
R: 0 / I: 0
what to eat to maek poop smell as bad as possibly
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Fuck this shit website
R: 170 / I: 47

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 5 / I: 0
Trooning out then becoming /soy/'s best poster so /soy/ becomes troonslop by relation to me
R: 2 / I: 0
>yo mama so

FAT

>that when i 'jaked xer the catty got


WIPED
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FALSE POOPSON LOST
R: 1 / I: 0
What if we took the niggiest nigger from Lesotho and bred xem with the abboiest abbo from Australia? Would we get the übernegro? Would time and space collapse from the sheer blackness of the child?
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Just picked up my diploma today from Pennsbury Jarty High School, they make you come back which is stupid but now that I have this magic piece of paper I am free to criticize this school without getting in trouble o algo, as well as do a little qna about my graduation thread if anyphono still cares
>Why do you like calling it the jarty school
I know a lot of muttmerican public schools are like this, but PHS is somewhat degenerate compared to other schools in the area, like Council Rock or Central Bucks. Many students come from Levittown and Fairless Hills, both of which are a mix of MAGA white trash McDonald's Mutts amerimutt and economically disadvantaged Black and Hispanic residents. These kids tend to cut class and get into trouble, and can be disruptive. Every school has kids like this thoughthough, most of the problems actually come from the incompetent administration. They switched from Canvas to some snca app called Schoology that everybaldi hates since it's worse and it's UI is stuck in 2008, and every Tuesday we had to go to something called "advisory NEST" where teachers were made to give the most no phono bureaucratic presentations and activities about DEI and surveys on "how would you rate this school?" FUGGEN JERDEE htsm ZERO I HATE THIS PLACE! feralrage There was also a teacher a while back who got arrested for possessing 'p
>https://6abc.com/post/music-teacher-bucks-county-pennsbury-school-christopher-bygott-child-pornography/14202891
Thankfully, they're building an entire new school and demolishing the two buildings that are there now and of course they have to do it the MOMENT I graduate, so hopefully the school will improve, but I won't be there so I don't really care.
R: 2 / I: 1
Rape is bad
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Why Are Normgroids Such Faggots?

So in my last year of highschool, (I’m 18 btw jannies), I was in class and there was this female (foid is now too much of a normcuck term nowadays) who was talking about being with a nigger with her friend. Saying how he’s “so cute and handsome…” and how he’s “the ideal guy for me…” or something along those lines. Now, normally I’d just feel icky and move on about this, but the problem is that I actually viewed her as a friend, despite her being a female. I haven’t expressed my “chudiness” towards her yet, but I didn’t want her to get engaged with some negro and possibly be abused, (or worse, have mixed-race babies), and wanting to protect the Aryan brotherhood and save the White race, I decided to intervene in the conversation and walk towards her. The conversation went something like this:
>Hey, [female].
<Oh hiiii, [Chud]!
>Why are you trying to date that nigger?
<What? [Chud], what are you talking about?
>Why are trying to get with that nigger even though you’re White? Don’t you know that these types of “people” are unintelligent apes who violently attack everyone and everything they see?
<What the fuck is wrong with you?! Not every black person is like that. (typical Jewish brainwashing)
^Could you leave us alone? (her female friend)
>I just want to know why you guys are betraying the White race to date a nigger.
<HE’S NOT A NIGGER NOW FUCK OFF YOU RACIST!
^*whispers* I’m about to tell the principal on this guy if he doesn’t leave.
<*mummers* Racist scum.. Good-for-nothing…
>Okay, I’ll leave! (The people in the class were staring at us, and the niggers in the class looked particularly angry, so I decided to head out.)
Minutes after I left to go to my next period, I got called to the principal’s office, where I saw the girl I was friends with and her nigger boyfriend. When the principal told me to come to him whilst they were looking at me, the nigger snickered at me and then her and the nigger smooched while hugging each other for a few seconds and left. The principal then proceeded to lecture me about SNCA Jew woke politics and muh heckin’ diversity and how niggers are actually le based and oppressed or some sheeit. After the lecture, he called my liberalcuck parents and told them all of what he heard. I then had to wait a grueling 1 hour (or what seemed like so) until my parents came and apologized on my behalf. I was driven home after and once I got there my dad profusely beat my ass with a wooden paddle until I apologized for my racist beliefs and my mom also told me that she was disappointed in me. And the worst part was once I checked my phone, I saw that girl was laying in bed with that fucking nigger. If I didn’t believe the west was fucked before, I sure do now. TND
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please

I want to doxx and kill trannies
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AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA

>
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^ AAAAAA AAAAAAA
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Local frog and rabbit go from matcha to ministry in under a week, cite "the vibes" as primary scripture.
R: 3 / I: 1
need a good text/code editor that isnt np++ for linux
R: 1 / I: 1
the rabbit solved seven murders this year and the frog took credit for all of them. you can see it on his face. that's not a smile that's the expression of a man who has never once been caught. rabbit knows. rabbit always knows. but the frog buys the pints and london's foggy enough that nobody checks the paperwork so the arrangement holds. holmes and watson if watson did everything and holmes was a frog
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A Theory About Bait

I have a theory about bait. I can't find the original thread, but I remember reading a Reddit thread where Redditors brainstormed about what to do about le heckin' unwholesome bigoted websites like "Incel forums" or "Racist Imageboards".
Some Redditors suggested infiltrating the site pretending to be normal users, but talk only about le heckin' safe topics like users' pet animals, to derail "bigotry" and "hate" and distract the main users, essentially slowly taking over the website through similar means like mass immigration until the board or forums are no longer "hateful".
What if that's what some of the Bait posters are doing? Trying to derail the bald man with glasses website to force us to accept things like troonslop?
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>silly cat me beloved
>don't run away again
<purrrrr :3 💖
<*nods head*
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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> Sorry, I can't help you synthesize erythritol tetranitrate.
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Instead of gem, we should say cubic zirconium.
Bet you thought this was a diamond. It’s not. It’s cubic zirconium.
This is because gems aren’t actually particularly rare, nor are they “beautiful”.
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>attention grabbing image
Is troonslop IAS? I know you've all seen troonslop and tranime spammers ad nauseam post bait saying their sludge is IAS, but I think that's true.
IAS stands for Is A Soy(jak), and it can therefore be used when soyquoting somebody. This means HTSM, Jartycuck, etc are all IAS. That's the definition I will go by.
When something is objectively troonslop, like oneshot or gameoverse, you probably don't want to be called that thing. Like imagine how insulted you'd be if someone said, "you're like Pomni from TADC". Because it's as if you're being insulted and called a troon (troons are just extreme soyboys).
That's why I believe troonslop is IAS, because it represents shit troons care about, this also means preddit is IAS too.
R: 2 / I: 1
Fuck this shit website
R: 0 / I: 0
I was pooping and started gagging uncontrollably and threw up in my mouth
The poop didnt even smell bad it was just knowing I was touching poop and making it and it was falling out of my shitty butthole was making me gag
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soyth-afrika has expanded to five cities


https://map.diplomaticamc.com


we need more members. go join.
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gimpjak creation thread, make/post gimpjaks here
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Minecraft cave sounds still scare me
R: 6 / I: 0
>We will be playing Space Station 13 on Saturday at 5 PM UTC
>You can download BYOND using the guide here >>>/ss/3
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10501866/qastation->countdown
>Countdown for when that's for you
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Toss
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You make me sick
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Enjoy getting your site ddosed by us shroomgods, we are laughing at you from the shroom voice chats
R: 1 / I: 1
>We will be playing Space Station 13 on Saturday at 5 PM UTC
>You can download BYOND using the guide here >>>/ss/3
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10501866/qastation-countdown
>Countdown for when that's for you
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Pepe and giggers are shitty 4cuck memes
People only pretend they're sharty culture because the useless worthless niggers that wrote the rules page called them "sharty culture NAS" and everybody here is a rule-following janny slave who should be castrated and euthanized
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It's true, I'm a fed
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Day 18

God hates fags
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hi, so umm im in a basement
ask me anything.
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I'm a white supremacist but gaw damn them brown ladies makes me want to race mix
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No bait. I just wanted to post this
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Space Station 13 Gamenight

We will be playing Space Station 13 on Saturday at 5 PM UTC
You can download BYOND using the guide here >>>/ss/3
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10501866/qastation-countdown
Countdown for when that's for you
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flying hunky
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EVERYTHING IS FUGEEN JARDEEE

no arrow cuz I look like dis
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Where are (You), /soy/?
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>Ronald McDonald says trans rights or however the corporation affirms me
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Toss
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IS THIS IT…?
IS IT THE END…?
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>killing a baby because hes black
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Is it biblically gay to fuck a dude? This is a serious question.
So according to the story of Adam and Eve, Eve was made from Adam's rib (or side, depending on your interpretation), therefore making her from a man.
But we'd all agree a man fucking a woman isn't gay. Genesis 1:27 (NKJV) states: "So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them." So a man and a woman is what God makes of it, rather than the genetic chromosomes (this is what allows for protestants to claim traiso christians exist). 1 Corinthians 11:11-12 (NKJV) states: "Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God." What this means is that there's actually no significant difference between a man or a woman in the eyes of God, as there's no difference genetically.
But if there's no difference between them, then a man who marries another man that fulfills the woman's role (assuming it's without intent from the masculine man) is not sinning until/unless he finds out that second person isn't a man. But, it is still a gay (a man and a man) relationship. Therefore, we can logically conclude that either gayness isn't a sin or that the relationship isn't gay. We can apply this to sex too, assuming sodomy (which of course is a sin) or that the female male's genitalia has been surgically removed.
Now that we know it isn't biblically gay to fuck a troon, we can work back from there. The troon is still sinning in the eyes of God for violating the rules regarding his gender, therefore the troon is still male. From that we can conclude that this is still homosexual sex, but isn't gay for the male male.
Therefore it is not biblically gay to fuck a dude, assuming that the dude can pass as a woman.
R: 1 / I: 1
QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
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Is being traiso inherently wrong? Disregarding the grooming cycle relating to it of course (as being traiso can exist without it), is it innately wrong to have a delusion such that you believe you're the other gender? Is it not the same thing as having autistic or schizophrenic delusions?
Not to sound like a soyboy but, is it really that bad to be traiso if you don't make it your whole personality and don't harm others? If so, explain why without using religion.
>attention grabbing image
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test
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^would you please sign my petition


^hey guys, YESgigger here. I'm really tired of all the EPI/Lewds that get posted on here, and I want something to change. we figure out a way to convince the jannies to make rule 14 more strict in regards to what classifies as porn ITT, to save the sharty. 3rd picrel is an example of something that shouldn't be allowed on the 'arty. Also, I'm not a HTSM, I'm just a nevergooner
>no arrow
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ITT we colonize pornhub
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toss
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niggie pie!
R: 7 / I: 3
'o won 'g won 'p lost
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What is the saddest thing you've seen online? (On or off the Sharty)
R: 0 / I: 0
>dipping the triple cheeseburger into the Big Mac sauce
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It is gay to wipe your ass
R: 1 / I: 0
Did the Sneedsons predict soy lore?
R: 4 / I: 2
Wtf happend
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*HIIISSSSSSSSS….*
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j

nembopoop
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>Signing quote@soyjak.st up for fetish porn sites
R: 1 / I: 0
Stand for my arrival
R: 0 / I: 0
>spoofing email as fbi.gov and emailing quote@soyjak.st and calling him a nigger
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WHY THE FUCK IS THE SITE SO FUCKING SLOW THIS IS CANCER FUCK
R: 2 / I: 2
Reminder there is a fictitious battle going on over if either pagans or christians are more inclined to be "sluts 4 bbc"
Welcome to right wing ideologues in 2026
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do nupoops really?
https://xcancel.com/Fourtoo3g
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What if white people were actually the result of a shitskin breeding a pure white elf o algo? And that elfs disappeared from earth because hoomans replaced them?
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ITT WE SPELL OUR NAMES WITH A SOYJAK COMBO
Cobson Oreojak Rapeson Yurijak
R: 3 / I: 1
Classic mutt hours
>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when euroGODS wake up
R: 7 / I: 1
if the ruu is down where im going to get gooner fart poop gemmies now?
R: 3 / I: 0
uhm idk how to make threads but can we have a twitch raiding thread? I will start

WE RAID THIS RETARDED PAJEETS GARTIC, HE ALSO HAS SONG REQUESTS IN

https://www.twitch.tv/13ruzi
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OH NONONONO…. NUSOIS???
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i fucking hate this "comeback" all furfags use, they spam furry porn in cacas dms and groom them and then say
>ITS ALL LE NATURAL BROOOOO THEY JUST GREW OUT OF IT, NO MOST FURRIES AREN'T GROOMED INTO LIKING FURRY PORN YOU STUPID CHU- AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKACKACKAKCAKCKACKAKCKACKACKAKCAKCKACKACKAKCAKCAAACKCKCKKK!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 2
>I want to do stuff
>I don't know how to do stuff
>I look up tutorial on youtube
>20 seconds in
>Pause
>I go back to doing stuff
>I still don't know how to do stuff
>I come back to tutorial
I CANT CONCENTRATE
R: 20 / I: 3
ITT we name and shame transphobes
R: 1 / I: 0
i need MONEY nigga i have 20 grand IT'S NOT ENOUGH i need MORE MONEY I NEED IT MONEY MONEY MONEY I FUCKING LOVE MONEY I'M MORE JEWISH THEN ANY JEW THAT EVER HAGGLED OVER A NICKLE NIGGA
R: 1 / I: 1
>21, been on HRT for 7 months. Do I pass, /soy/?
R: 1 / I: 1
QUOTE BREAK YOUR SHITTING WEBSITE
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ITT we draw Caddos from memory
R: 1 / I: 0

Peanus and Soyjak

sounds like a brand of snacks you fruitcakes would consume
R: 3 / I: 1
>They see me cuckin’
>They hatin’
>Patrollin’ and tryna catch me prepping Tyrone
>tryna catch me prepping Tyrone
>tryna catch me prepping Tyrone
>tryna catch me prepping Tyrone
R: 17 / I: 0

==MAGMA 'ACKBOX TWITCH RAID THREAD==

==WE RAID RANDOM TRANNY/NIGGER STREAMERS ON TWITCH/YOUTUBE
https://magma.com/d/Uyf0zCsyUD
https://twitch.tv/chpsie
DIDNT CHECK IF PASTING IS ALLOWED BTW==
R: 3 / I: 0
Niggers are better than trannies and faggots
R: 1 / I: 1

The Script - Hall Of Fame

>You can trust the science, you can get some knives
>You can kill straight through big*ts with their lives
>You can be a cuck, you can get the switch
>Breaking all the records they thought would never be broke
>Yeah, do it for your cuck throne, do it for your pride
>Are you ever gonna know if you never even try?
>Do it for your soylent, do it for your bugs
>'Cause there's gonna be a day when you're
>Standing in the Hall of Soy
>And the world's gonna know your joy
>'Cause you consoom like the brightest goy
>And the world's gonna know your joy
>And you'll be on the walls of the Hall of Soy
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if you're not an incel why are you even on this site?
R: 2 / I: 1
"Goy" isnt a nice word but its very inclusive for a slur if you think about it
R: 18 / I: 4
Marge, why did Asmongold get 'oxxed? I know this is Snca at this point but a friend Is inquiring me
R: 3 / I: 0
remind TFR jannies that they do it for free btw
R: 2 / I: 0
my brother and sister are faggots and my uncle tried to kill himself again
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 2
>constantly making rape jokes evendoe you cant rape shit
R: 2 / I: 0
Hey Soyim, I wonder if any of you guys would be down for a Halo MCC session, specifically for Xbox, itd be nice to pay with people I don't have to censor myself around and can say nigger, faggot, tranny o algo asi without some cuck reporting me.
If you're interested, drop your gamertags and I'll message ya later.
R: 31 / I: 10
what would you do if you found out that someone that
works or studies with you is a 'teen'? not a htsm or a xitterfag but an actual soyteen
R: 5 / I: 2
I watched trans porn for the first time and it made me not want to jack off anymore. how do transphobes watch this shit?
R: 0 / I: 0
They do it for free, retard.
R: 0 / I: 0
I just made this soyjak what are some notes??
R: 1 / I: 0
RAPE QUOTE
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>160 pph
R: 3 / I: 2
it's back
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QUUUUUAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK FIX YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
R: 0 / I: 0
>If I was 100% Cocoa dark chocolate from the pits of vanta black nigger hell all the way to the top of Negro Chicago would you still love me the same?
<….Maybe…
I'm tanned btw so I can say the no no black word
R: 8 / I: 2
Is this site getting DDosed or what? why the fuck is everything so fucking laggy and slow even on the 'ki
this isn't happening on any other site besides this one and oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
site ded an laggy much why qoot
R: 1 / I: 0

QUOTEEE FIX IT MY CLITTLY IS LEAKING

>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted.
>If it wasn't, we might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later.
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>make a xeet shit talking someone whos right wing
>10k likes and 30 reppeys
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>le bad? No, le GOOD
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it overslfovercryack
R: 4 / I: 1
itoddler
R: 1 / I: 0
They're shutting it down
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quote do NOT fix this
R: 1 / I: 0
Is this site getting DDosed or what? why the fuck is everything so fucking laggy and slow even on the 'ki
this isn't happening on any other site besides this one
R: 7 / I: 3

Who was caliphate?
>
<
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guga on the 'log
the brimmiest variant that will be forced o algo (please don't or i will tell my wife's boyfriend on you all he's a gosothan hagg0r from johannesburg autonomous land in burundimbabwe)
R: 5 / I: 1
just found this gem
R: 5 / I: 0
lately every time i open the sharty my pc lags a shit ton

is it just a me problem or
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Tom pearl if there's no tiki tiki funk there won't be a next time
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This soyjak party is over.
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What are some major soyjak variants that are now extinct? By major I mean ITT we exclude all variant:unknowns
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>.io game immigrants
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Obsessed Troubles

A TTT Gamenight will be happening THIS FRIDAY at 6PM UTC.
STEAM GROUP:https://steamcommunity.com/groups/soylentsource
COLLECTION:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3736139248
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru