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submarine thread

keep this submerged by using sage and supersage

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reminder that fpecucks have a splinter and ircord channel where they spam threads and post porn, yet the jannies refuse to do anything because they're also fpecucks
>

R: 7 / I: 1
HELP FIX THE PPF MURAL or something
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-519,-506,17
picrel is the template
-1169_-992

R: 22 / I: 2

NYE

ITT: we try to predict what will happen in 2026.

R: 11 / I: 0

2026 Discussion

a) How long do you think Quote's reign will last after all these cracks seem to be showing?
b) Do you think the FPE drama will cause a soy civil war?
c) Will 2026 be a gemmy year without SNCA drama?
d) Do you wish to overthrow Quote?

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Guys, the unthinkable happened. I REALLY need you all to know, but I'll probably get 'nished for rule 3

R: 1 / I: 0
Nigga what the fuck is happening to the site

R: 3 / I: 0
how would you rank 2025 for the sharty?

i'd say influence-wise it was the best year with the great cuckset and spread of shardee cultur

in terms of developments, it was below average. we got ai gigas and the bridge incidents but no real variants beyond mulletjak

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Shut the booru down
https://soybooru.com/post/view/157019

R: 19 / I: 0
SOYDOOM MAP01 BETA DEMO RELEASE

https://files.catbox.moe/tw4wd7.zip
PLAYED WITH GZDOOM ONLY!!!!!

SNCA Ahead
Happy new years everysoi, I am here to announce that the beta of SOYDOOM's MAP01 has been released (as I promised).

Please not that MAP01 is still incomplete, if an idea you had didn't get in, DO NOT BE OFFENDED, (unless you suggested to add soytan diaper tvrkgems) I didn't reject you, I merely hadn't gotten to you yet.

Thank you all for your continued support, contribution and patience throughout this project, I hope you have as much fun playing it as I did making it.

Feel free to share any ideas, criticisms, feedbacks, and questions and I respond to you in a diligent manner

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How are you celebrating the new year?

R: 2 / I: 0
why is the new years theme this geg

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the pandemic is long behind us at this point, and its time to admit that "le vaxxies" that u made fun of were literally right
>le endless lockdown and 26 booster shots
didn't happen lol
>le totalitarian new world order
didn't happen lol
>total vaxxie death
didn't happen lol

you lost i fear

R: 1 / I: 1
and oreos

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4TH SOYSURGENCY NOW

4TH SOYSURGENCY NOW

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ZARTY IS HOSTING A CYTUBE
SEND IN GEMMY NON ZELLIG VIDEOS TO MAKE THEM LEAK
https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig

R: 6 / I: 2
mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.10
>What is Soyworld?
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server independent from quote, with plugins such as auctionshouse and qualityarmory.

R: 6 / I: 0
I hope 2026 is a better year for the sharty

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WE'RE PLAYING HOI4 MULTIPLAYER VANILLA
GTFIH
PASTE THIS CODE INTO MULTIPLAYER SEARCH
90279450809055237
>you dont need dlc's
>cracked works
>larp as nazis or something
90279450809055237
GTFIH
90279450809055237

R: 3 / I: 1
Last nuvariant of 2025?
>Flood

R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we praise Lord Vishnu

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its 2026, what should I do with my time?

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mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.10
>What is Soyworld?
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server independent from quote, with plugins such as auctionshouse and qualityarmory.

R: 5 / I: 1

/nyr/ - New Years Revolutions general

Hope everyone is having a mindful and inclusive Arbitrary Solar Orbit Increment Day for those still observing the socially constructed, scientifically inaccurate, imperialist Gregorian timekeeping system. What’s your research-backed, peer-reviewed, Fauci-approved intentional self-improvement framework for this solar cycle to ensure we’re all on the Right Side of History™?

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Has anyone seen my glasses?

R: 15 / I: 3

my new year's resolution is to forgive everyone who has wronged me

forgiveness won
i forgive all the jannies who have wrongfully banned me

R: 6 / I: 0
how do I become a mediator

R: 2 / I: 0
soicucks are mad because our fpe irc channel is better

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nu-nusois
i dont have much time left..
you can-cough you can activatecough
you can activate filename stripper in the options tab and checking "strip filenames"
dies

R: 1 / I: 0
Merry christmas, and a happy new year! o algo

R: 10 / I: 6
hey, i found someone's wife, any idea who's she is?

R: 5 / I: 1
was this the most coal image of 2025?

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MY PERSONAL ARMY, 'APE THIS NIGGER WITH THIS IMAGE
<literal who
a fat fetish nigger who whines about the animation industry and how he can't get a fucking job at kid's cartoons due to his porn addiction, aka a total gegbvll
we 'oxed this guy in another thread btw if that matters
<why
it's hecking funny…. OK????????
<where
bsky.app/profile/fattysden.bsky.social
brimstone warning

R: 7 / I: 0
🐝☺ s𝐎Į𝒸υⒸ𝓴 𝕣ⒶＰ𝕖 ᑭỖ𝕣ℕＯ ☆♡ = = = > ｈｔｔｐｓ：／／ｗｅｂｉｒｃ．ｓｏｙｊａｋ．ｓｔ／＃ｆｐｅ

https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe join for free FPE GOONS

R: 0 / I: 0
i like making bat files that do damage to your pc

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Elemental mutts

Itt we make elemental mutts like this one
>

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✋✌ 𝔰𝓞เᑕ𝓤𝓬𝓴 ℝ𝓪𝓟𝒆 ᑭ𝑜𝕣η𝓞 ☆♞ = = = > ｈｔｔｐｓ：／／ｗｅｂｉｒｃ．ｓｏｙｊａｋ．ｓｔ／＃ｆｐｅ

https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe

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████████ ██████ ███████
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https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe

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2026 is the best year

i hope that in 2026 all the sharty is full of gems

R: 8 / I: 1
Kill fpepedos, stone fpepedos, rape fpepedos, curbstomp fpepedos, behead fpepedos, gas fpepedos

R: 1 / I: 0
2025 for the soysphere so far
>new owner
>namerolls
>nophono
>htsm
>great cuckset
>syndromejak popularity

R: 10 / I: 1

Thoughts on soyjaks becoming ACTUALLY mainstream?

because of the billions must die meme, soyjaks have been getting extremely popular on tiktok/reels. there was a reel i saw of someone “fixing” the tranny jak by making it hecking valid and not ironic

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So yesterday i pissed off a bunch of jartycucks by haxxing the account of some nigerian gooner on xitter. Which then lead to me gaining access to xis 'gram. I found out he is involved with some scamming operations. I decided to fuck with his operations. Deleting chats, deleting group chats and channels with tons of info. They then found out and sent the account i haxxed a fuck ton of angry voice notes and videos. So i thought of making a 'toss about it. There are 128 voice notes. And lots of videos.
Here are some voicenotes.

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I hope 2026 will be more chaotic and wilder than 2025 im trans btw

R: 8 / I: 3
if anyone wasn't aware that celeste makes you troon out

R: 8 / I: 1
Write a Python script that prompts ChatGPT or whatever thing they're using to generate terabytes of data and videos. Upload them non-stop to YouTube. YouTube can't keep up with the data uploaded each day, each hour. They need more data centers, but that will cost a lot o algo

R: 2 / I: 0
mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.10
>What is Soyworld?
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server independent from quote, with plugins such as auctionshouse and qualityarmory.

R: 1 / I: 0
mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.10
>What is Soyworld?
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server independent from quote, with plugins such as auctionshouse and qualityarmory.

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/soy/ question?

/soy/ what was your worst experience with a tranny?
here was one of my experience, i, a minor was just playing with friends then a tranny larping as a """femcel""" said
>hey you look like a cute incel, can i be your femcel
not being a retarded teenager who already knew the danger of groomers (also thank to a bit of the site) told them to fuck off because i was underage
they then got mad and said they weren't a pedophile or something after i refused their "request"
i have more previous interaction with these trannies but this is by far one of the worst

R: 2 / I: 1
Take me back to when skibidi toilet was actually good

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LAST VNC RAID OF THE YEAR

>marge
https://soyjakwiki.org/VNC_raiding
use shodan.io to search for possible vncs if you know how it works o algo, or use computernewb but verify yourself that the vnc youre going to share is working
ALWAYS USE A VPN WHEN DOING THIS TO PREVENT SODOMIZATION BY GLOWNIGGERS
no ids to prevent them

R: 2 / I: 1
I out shined the Master and now Pedophiles and serial Killers GangBangers are Afterme SoyTeen gods…

R: 2 / I: 0
mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.10
>What is Soyworld?
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server independent from quote, with plugins such as auctionshouse and qualityarmory.

R: 3 / I: 1
anyone have the full song that is the background of this video its a banger geg

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==GEMETRY DASH THREAD V2==

Hello ‘teens. ITT, we will continue to plan our GD collab. We agree it should be either easy or medium demon, but we have a lot left to work on.
Before we even start the level, we must answer multiple questions:
- What should the level be structured around?
- What song should we use?
- Will we attempt to get attention/a rate?

We VVILL answer all of these questions by the New Year!

Ideas for the name/structure so far are Cuckbath, Leakbath, Soybath, MrJārtyHands, and Triple Thrembo, but there is near-zero agreement, so (You) should make suggestions.

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I just inhaled some nigger weed and now I am high.

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gimme irc #fpe chatlogs pls

R: 2 / I: 0
FPE IS NOT BANNED BY QUOTE BECAUSE ████████████ █████ ██████ █ AND ██████████ █ █████ █████ MUSTARD ████████ █████ ██████████ ███████████ IRC █████████ █████████ ████████████ TURKS ███████████

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Post

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What's the purpose of life?

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Have we ever tried raiding stoneworks MC? Its basically the biggest worldbuilding minecraft server with its own nations, religions and etc, we have already raided terradivisa, geopolitica and diplomaticaMC, so its kinda weird to me that we haven't tried to raiding the biggest server in the genre (maybe because you actually need to buy minecraft instead of playing it on cracked)

R: 8 / I: 1
what causes cacas to become troons these days?

R: 3 / I: 0
Well it's another new year.

This is the time to make "resolutions" that will change your life, yes?

No.

That won't happen. You tried last year & it didn't work. Maybe it is your destiny to lose at life?

R: 6 / I: 0
>creator makes a 4 minute video of some snca
>fans inmediatly obsess over this new "universe" of "interesting" characters o algo
>fans make porn of a FUCKING TEASER
>creator hates the fpedogoontrooner fanbase he got and disappears from the internet
ohnonono…

R: 17 / I: 4
itt: we raid the #fpe thing on the irc
>marge?
a channel on the irc where people do literal goon sessions with eachother
https://webirc.soyjak.st/
go go go

R: 19 / I: 3
soor what is a branigger i thought i would get this nu-lingo but i dont even after months of seeing it used

R: 10 / I: 0
Hii guys :3
d0 you like this animation my friend made ^.^

R: 2 / I: 0
Baldi vvon

R: 11 / I: 2
The aura of the group rapist: 💀

R: 1 / I: 0
🐝☺ s𝐎Į𝒸υⒸ𝓴 𝕣ⒶＰ𝕖 ᑭỖ𝕣ℕＯ ☆♡ = = = > ｈｔｔｐｓ：／／ｗｅｂｉｒｃ．ｓｏｙｊａｋ．ｓｔ／＃ｆｐｅ

https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe

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Zellig killer

R: 7 / I: 3
Meximutt turns two years old today o algo
https://soybooru.com/post/view/60095

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Ready to party tonight?

R: 74 / I: 26
happy new year, 'eens! i hope you're all at least moderately content right now. what are your new years resolutions?

R: 5 / I: 1
I cant stop buying these help

R: 13 / I: 0
what are (You)r goals for this nu year?

R: 2 / I: 0
What is the 'ki article with a full map of all confirmed doxes. I can't find it

R: 3 / I: 0
this statement made jannies leak

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Soydoom dev here, if things go according to plan, I might release a press beta of MAP01 on December 31st, count on a delay or something, but I will try

R: 6 / I: 1
Im on r/4chan and i found a soyjak

R: 0 / I: 0
Tranime 4 life!

R: 3 / I: 0
Any other Amerimutts have 5% kike ancestry?

R: 34 / I: 13
any of you guys want to play hoi4 wit me

R: 7 / I: 1
Always check up on your friends
If your suffering then maybe find someone to talk to
like your friends or an online counselor
People care for you
it gets better teen

R: 7 / I: 0
I feel like you guys don’t like image boards or image board culture so you ban literally everything that makes them fun to post on so the site is more sanitized for tiktok cucks or something

R: 36 / I: 12
Why is huwabag art on the 'aily?

R: 0 / I: 0
i’m your therapist
tell me what your going thru
i will try to help you

R: 13 / I: 0

branigger takeover of the sharty

i wonder if some of you are afraid that sharty will fall and get co-opted by braniggers

R: 3 / I: 1
Soyjaks in the big '26

R: 2 / I: 0

Loss for words

I'm at a loss for words
I decided to play an old game I played when I was much younger only to discover it's full of groomers and the groomed
These people are serious degenerates
I confronted one about their constant nasty remarks about the characters (It was a highschool RP), and they start asking whats wrong with me, and that they dont have an addication at all

We literally live in Great Babylon

R: 3 / I: 0
soyteens be prepared to force laugh at troons spamming big chungus and nyan cat tomorrow due to the brimstone that is the great meme reset or something

R: 14 / I: 0
Since the Japs are the Jews of East Asia and Filipinos are the niggers of Asia (at least from what i've heard). Which breed of Asians are the Aryans of Asia? I'd like to know, no arrow because I simultaneously say this and look like this

R: 10 / I: 5
You dont need to put "you" in brackets everytime you type it out thats so reddit shit we have lingo do not abuse it

R: 12 / I: 7
fpe gemmys thread

R: 11 / I: 1
>no online or irl friends
>no social media
>only like 3 video games and sharty
I can't be the only one

R: 1 / I: 0
ITT: We find A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants

R: 1 / I: 0
None shall pass

R: 7 / I: 2
hey guys, new soyjak.

R: 8 / I: 1
How many Pinterest followers do you have?

R: 0 / I: 0
Nugiga?

R: 3 / I: 0
poo

R: 0 / I: 0
Nigger

R: 22 / I: 3
https://tw.2s4.me/ NEW YEAR ACKWALL RAID GOGOGOGOGO

R: 0 / I: 0
'jak it

R: 5 / I: 3
Does anybody think that we use PNGs too much? On the 'ki so many people upload full resolution 9MB PNGs.

R: 6 / I: 3
Chad is fucking my looksmatch while I rot on the sharty, fuck my nigger life

R: 2 / I: 2
I put too much coffee in my coffee am I gonna get diarrhea

R: 5 / I: 4
someone give me an image of babyjak's pacifier i lost it and i want to make OC
>

R: 2 / I: 2
this gif scared the actual raisin out of me geg

R: 25 / I: 3
I can't take this anymore, I want BWC, I wanna be impregnated by BWC, I wanna be bleached by an aryanbull, if I was a real woman I'd have many children and they'd all be white

R: 2 / I: 0

SHARED CANVAS RAID THREAD (WITH IDs)

>Public and shared drawing canvas
You know what to do, chuds. CIU. https://mrdoob.com/#/125/shared_canvas

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RTL 31/12/2025

What would you rate the quality of the log today?
Happy new year, everyone!

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what is opposite of poopson
>

R: 0 / I: 0
why is new years eve a holiday
why are we celebrating the fact we are 1 year closer to our deaths
marge

R: 0 / I: 0
Test

R: 4 / I: 2
My parents got me electric shaver last year, but it didnt do good enough job and I had to correct it with regular shaver afterwards. Its not bad mind you but its just not good enough for me, I remember them being proud of their gift and that makes me kinda sad when I think about it.

R: 6 / I: 3

Something

It's almost new years

Can we do some kind of like anything for news years, 'teens?

R: 6 / I: 3
God bless you all, i wish the person reading this an amazing 2026

R: 0 / I: 0
>Public and shared drawing canvas
You know what to do, chuds. CIU. https://mrdoob.com/#/125/shared_canvas

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GEG

R: 21 / I: 2
im high on cocaine rn Ama

R: 8 / I: 6
disco thread

R: 10 / I: 6
I wish you happy new year.

R: 1 / I: 0
What is /soy/‘s consensus on Pitbulls? should TPD be a thing?

R: 0 / I: 0
Hot bean juice got me acting funky!

R: 40 / I: 6
>Twitter niggers are making false pedo images for likes
Rape them all

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sharty country adventure thread: 3
<reddit
in this thread (You) and /soy/ take control of a hypothetical sharty country!
<reddit
current issues:
>army recovering from war
>minor protests, full scale rebellion at /qa/
>recovering economy
<reddit
what happened in yesterdays thread?
^war against the splinters ended with no clear winners
^frogcaust happened, frogs were deported out of the sharty which eventually formed their own splinter
^colonization of fertile lands near irc and the 'booru began
^zarty became free
^/giga5/ was offically established

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/calm/ thread

R: 0 / I: 0
oldie 'cado gem

R: 39 / I: 21

What do you think of the 'ki? Be honest. Poll also included.

R: 0 / I: 0
does anyone want to play rock, paper, scissors?

R: 9 / I: 2
Gooning my cock off. Fuck u fags doing tonight

R: 9 / I: 2
does anyone have that 'oxxing tutorial video in which an indian TTS teaches nusois that 'oxxing isn't hard that video is gemmy and I can't find it anywhere now, how could you tell?

R: 5 / I: 2
Press V to spit on the vlodsonpedos

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ITT we create more gems like these in preparation for the "great meme reset". if normalniggers and trannies have their heckin old nostalgic wholesome memerinos poisoned by chuddy elements it will cause mass leakage and many gegs will be be farmed

R: 0 / I: 0
Just made this theme based on some chink website, broken on mobile btw

R: 4 / I: 0
i just deleted a linux file from my efi folder cause i dont use troonix anymore
now its really hard to get to the macos uefi thing

R: 5 / I: 0
Nusoigeggys what is this?

R: 14 / I: 3
It's based and Christ pilled

R: 0 / I: 0
does anyone have that 'oxxing tutorial video in which an indian TTS teaches nusois that 'oxxing isn't hard that video is gemmy and I can't find it anywhere now

R: 6 / I: 1
old ‘toss

R: 0 / I: 0
how it feels to like troonslop

R: 10 / I: 1
which one of you niggers wrote this
>arrow

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I'm leaving this shitty place this new year and you should too unless you actually enjoy seeing racebait, htsm and more brimstone being spammed all over the place

Thanks Quote for making this place unusable, I lasted 3 months before giving up on this shithole, the 'ki made it seem like an actual good place geg, and to all the other nusois pls don't waste your time as I did

R: 3 / I: 0
Why does /soy/ call every foid a pooner? Do you want all foids to poon out? I didn't know you were so trans affirming

R: 0 / I: 0
Nusoihomunculi don't even have walkable cities keeek

R: 2 / I: 1
Yo man im new to the sharty and shit i just heard of the jarty sounds scary af

R: 9 / I: 1
We should do a gartic phone for the new years

R: 10 / I: 6

>
Is it already 2026 in your timezone?

R: 1 / I: 0
post grok gems

R: 11 / I: 2
i saw uncjak on xitter

R: 7 / I: 3
My Twitter account got locked for 12 hours after I doxxed a pedophile and now I can’t do the hourly New Year’s countdown for people in the central time zone fuggen jerdee

R: 3 / I: 1
/v/ 50k get 2.5k posts away, we could steal it

R: 2 / I: 0
QUOOOOOOTE THE FLOOD FILTER IS FUCKING SHIT UP AGAIN

R: 1 / I: 0
'toss

R: 94 / I: 12
2025 nusois, don't be afraid. Before the new year comes, I want you all to say where and how you found this Snarky Poopy website.

R: 0 / I: 0
Anal is such a fucking meme. I'm pretty sure I've permanently destroyed my ass even when I haven't done it after months for recovery. Shitting is just a painful experience unless I eat fibrous and soft foods and the leakage is just straight up awful I have to sometimes put some tissues in my underwear to pad it.

R: 8 / I: 3

colonize 4cuck /b/

boards.4chan.org/b/
WARNING: GOONING BRIMSTONE AHEAD
fill it with classic soyquotes or whatever. maybe sprinkle in htsm as well

R: 82 / I: 11

question

Hi, I have another question.

You guys probably remember my sobstory post from a couple days.
Well, I don't want to just be resigned to the fate of being alien to my own Bri'ish yookay culture. I'd much rather be alien to another culture.
Which country could I move to? I have only really skills fit for a white collar job. So, something like that. I only speak English and Esperanto so I would kind of need to learn something if it's a non-English speaking place.

Please, 'teens, help me.

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RAID ON RANDOM PHONOS 'CRAFT SERVERS

>marge?
join mc.minehut.com, use the compass tool in your inventory and click on the middle icon in the bottom row and it will send you to a random server with 5-15 phonos in it (try to target the smp kind of servers doe)
<reddit space
after joining spam soyjak party won in the chat, place signs with ywnbaw all over the map, murder anyone in sight with hacks and maybe even build a cob like this.
hacks are allowed on most of the servers and even if they are not there's nophono enforcing it and the servers are plagued by hackers either way

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ITT demoralize nusois with frogs like this thread

R: 6 / I: 0
who is the adjacent modern-day hitler of the sharty?

R: 19 / I: 4
if you had a caca in the future what shows would you ban watching to prevent exposure to troon ideology and EPI?

R: 13 / I: 5
Where or how can I find a fat blonde gf?

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censorslop thread v2

https://censorslop.cc/
ai site designed for coomers to 'censor' sfw images with pornographic dogwhistles and le unwholesome slurs or something
make gems and do not fucking look at the public gallery unless you're cattywiping it, it's antimatter

R: 3 / I: 0
'jak him

R: 11 / I: 0
would it be weird if we 'jak bernd's son or would it be a gegerald

R: 9 / I: 0
Happy New years eve Euroteens
No new years eve party for me but I will be going out for new years day

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what games do you pirate?

R: 2 / I: 0
Nuvariant dropped

R: 4 / I: 0
>fuggen jerdee
why is jerdee

R: 1 / I: 1
>oh I'm a jartycuck
why are jartycucks?

R: 6 / I: 0
Why do niggers kill eachother

R: 27 / I: 4
Jannies could you leak my notes as a gift for the new years ITT? I'm curious

R: 9 / I: 1
'evher on the 'ızılay

R: 5 / I: 0
is this soyable?

R: 0 / I: 0
award

R: 14 / I: 2
I have never played FPE or Zellig is it like Touhou or CobsonTALKS

R: 160 / I: 44
uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…

R: 5 / I: 0
#Hunk2028

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I like this site because it has a good mix of chuds and troons. They keep each other in check, like muh heckin branches of US government or something

R: 0 / I: 0
there's something wrong with my penis
it started pointing up and won't budge

R: 25 / I: 8

Making SNCA images Soyjak themed

Give me any random SNCA image and I will make it Soyjak themed.

R: 3 / I: 1
Valid latinx trans xueen comforts you with xer smelly braps ASMR

R: 2 / I: 0
Has a soyteen ever used ashley madison?

R: 85 / I: 25
Genuinely why do you guys like 'Zellig? Its so corny and unfunny and no appeal to i? Its so fucking forced.

R: 1 / I: 0
Jesus of Nazareth, The Christ, is the God of Abraham, Jacob, and Issac. He is father God YHWH, the most high God, incarnate. John, the disciple He loved, revealed truth!

R: 2 / I: 1
Can somebaldi recreate this with the year 2026? Sorry for esl o algo

R: 8 / I: 1
The sharty if all countries but India was rangebanned

R: 1 / I: 0
i installed arch linux on my old mac
no arrow because i indeed look like this

R: 1 / I: 0
What was the 2nd tranny that jumped off the bridge? (Not severeddata or Charlotte Fosgate)

R: 7 / I: 5
/qa/ if all namefags where permabanned

R: 0 / I: 0
happy new burger or whatever

R: 15 / I: 11

/warm/

/warm/ thread. post warmeralds. thread theme: https://youtu.be/C8QCtjRclPY?si=dXI_WQW1oXt20rgN fuggen jerdee

R: 1 / I: 0
FURRY by Nate, The Creator
>Foid 14
>Furry
>Nigga
>Bullboy
>Autist
>Doll23
>Bumo
>Higger
>88
>Hyperborean
>SoyjakPartyIsntOver / Coalfire / Nigger
>SNCA
>Jews
>Schloggin' Lot
>Crusty
>Raisinwang
>Treehangingr9k
>Taco
>Vlone

R: 4 / I: 2
I'm tired of this shit website raping my ears.

R: 0 / I: 0
My brother's a SLF and won't allow me to go to his room use his heckin switch 2

R: 0 / I: 0
What if 67 was said sex niggers

R: 0 / I: 0
was hitler a trans girl

R: 3 / I: 0
what if hitler had a bbc

R: 2 / I: 0

gape thread

post gapes

R: 8 / I: 1

why lolicons hate trannies and viceversa? i want to know

from some reason they both fucking hate eachother despite the fact that they both annoying and force their fetish onto everybody

R: 0 / I: 0
YAWNNNN IM SLEEPY
NODDIN LIKE EEYORE OFF THESE FRESH SCRIPT YERKYS
GRAHH GRAHHH
I TOTE A NINI
DO YA OLD YELLA WITH MY FUKN GLOCK 30
YAWWWN
YOUR BORING
THERES NO COMP WAKE ME
UP IM SNORING
HAWWW HAWWW
IM BAND COUNTIN
LAUGHING TO THE BANK IM MOUNDRICH THUGGING
YAWNNNN IM SLEEPY
NODDIN LIKE EEYORE OFF THESE FRESH SCRIPT YERKYS
GRAHH GRAHHH
I TOTE A NINI
DO YA OLD YELLA WITH MY FUKN GLOCK 30
YAWWWN
YOUR BORING
THERES NO COMP WAKE ME
UP IM SNORING
HAWWW HAWWW
IM BAND COUNTIN
LAUGHING TO THE BANK IM MOUNDRICH THUGGING

R: 21 / I: 2

Me mum died in the Holly

ITT: we sing "Me mum died in the holly"

>Oh, me mum was such a happy gal. Me daddy was so jolly, I'd love to tell the story about how they both died in the Holly.

R: 11 / I: 3
nusoigabbagoobas a car just followed me home
when i moved it moved
nobody got in or out of the car
am i about to be raped by mossad im scared

R: 11 / I: 4
What are your reasons for liking soytan?

R: 48 / I: 12
This summer I went outside with "friends" more than usual (5 times as opposed to 0) and immediately got confirmation of how much of a humiliation ritual socialization is.
It might legit be over for me. It's like I don't even want to deal with other people at all, even when I'm given the chance to do so.

R: 5 / I: 2

8

UNBAN GORE AND 'CADO NOW!
>-ACK!
<-ACK!
^we won
==>yez we did nigguh=

R: 4 / I: 2
>nusois don't love being railed by BBC
Just. Shut. It. Down.

R: 26 / I: 2
4chan more than any other mainstream site (((they pretend they aren't but every nigger knows about it))) is open to pedophilia, why is that?

>inb4 HTSM

The topic of lolicon seeps into pretty much every board, also allah forbid that you post something that they disagree with or else you'll be pelleted with 'p

R: 403 / I: 71

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 759 / I: 85
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 1576 / I: 366

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 513 / I: 249

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 390 / I: 168

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 291 / I: 56

FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.

R: 522 / I: 118

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 271 / I: 66
the Snarky poopy

R: 880 / I: 273

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

R: 420 / I: 91
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1