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/JRG/ - MoonMetropolis general

My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty.
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/soy/, who is more attractive?
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Would you rather receive a bottom surgery or a lobotomy
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POST THIS SALT
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A List of Shardee Kultur.
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A fucking 'jeet homeless just shitted out my flat's stairs. Any idea how to get rid of him?
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/SUICIDE GENERAL/

ITT we encourage people, share guides and tips for committing suicide
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Weed is good and good for you. Smoke it today.
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Threatening to draw 'g on gartic phone
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ITT: We post ugly ahh troons
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TECHNOBLADES SMILING IN HEAVEN BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS WORSE
OLIVER TREE IS THRIVING IN HEAVEN BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS WORSE
SALTS UNCLE IS ENJOYING HIS TIME IN HEAVEN BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS WORSE
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NORMIES ARE GONNA RUIN GIGAFLY
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>understanding 60% of Spanish simply by speaking french
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would you rather have to eat poop everyday and no you dont get used to the taste and texture or troon out and you have to be public about it like wearing a skirt or something
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RUSKI NORMIE USING GIGAS
now with ids
Jewtube: https://www.youtube.com/@conway671games
Jewtube 2: https://www.youtube.com/@CLOWNWAY/videos
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/conway671
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we should do more irl stuff because it's funny and autistic
im a scuba diver so im probably gonna put some gemmy shit at the bottom of the ocean or whatever
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i smoke weed while eating goysludge live is good
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what is the most aryan video game to exist?
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NIGGER CALLING DOE COBSON GOT THE ____ DOE
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if you ignore the bait the log is actually really good right now probably because all the cacas are at school since its monday and all thats left are us unemployed soyadults
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>what if hitler ha-
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A DINOSAUR HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME OH MY GOD I'M NOT READY TO DIE
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Which variant will be the next "soyjak" (aka become a separate thing from 'jaks like soyjaks did with wojaks)
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THIS IS THE FIFTH kikrkiversary thread
This has been an INCREDIBLY successful 'op so far and it's still far from over. We're actually on track to break the sharty dox record (Operation NNN)
TLDR if you havent seen the previous threads, we're oxing and jobnuking any trannies and retards that denigrate and mock Charlie Kirk online.
Original raid thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/306578.html
NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH
Also, remember to 'chive everything on the 'ki.
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WORLD WAR SOY II THREAD XIII

>forgot to download the nu thread template
nu seetheralds just dropped btw
itt we gem up places like lesotho, portland, etc on wplace.live and 3place.world (or any other pixel canvas sites (you) find).
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL (((advertise))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
>any stray transparent pixels near soy 'tosses with tranny accounts tied to them can be reported for griefing, mention rule 2 in the reason section
>stray griefs can get (you)r account 'aped by joons, don't do anything overtly chuddy on an account with a high amount of pixels
make nu gmails
use the mobile jewtube or gmail apps to make accounts without phono verification
don't make multiple in a row to avoid jewgle assuming you're a bot and forcing phone verification on you (xhey also block your phone number and phone itself from verifying too)
>wplace phone verification
get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use vsimcard.com
if xhey ever force you to use a phone number to verify, list the number you used from there
links
>lesotho
https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.43967410823482&lng=27.997822265624993&zoom=13.046104219751305
>portland
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.58273614380404&lng=-122.781181640625&zoom=14.932654906015337
USE NU ALTS FOR ANY RAIDS ON PORTLAND, DO NOT GET YOUR HIGH CAP ACCOUNTS 'NISHED
>the other portland
https://wplace.live/?lat=43.65451914974388&lng=-70.259326171875&zoom=16.323258254189536
>tajikistan (filled with jartycucks)
https://wplace.live/?lat=37.560115828951936&lng=74.189970703125&zoom=12.888681345433312
>small patch in the middle of niggerhell by me and 2 intyGODS
https://wplace.live/?lat=66.28810711274564&lng=170.64465820312495&zoom=14.6183495856204
>redditspace
>alliances
cobson defenders: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
bharatgang: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
jews united: https://wplace.live/join?id=0198c445-a410-721f-a727-e0d51fa800fb
>wplace templates
compiled here
https://uploadnow.io/f/5sMDZQz
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conway 'ox thread

'OX THIS NIGGER TRANNY IRL SOYJAK WHO MAKES SLOP VIDEOS OUT OF OUR GEMS
Jewtube: https://www.youtube.com/@conway671games
Jewtube 2: https://www.youtube.com/@CLOWNWAY/videos
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/conway671
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>paying a man 150 dollars and hour to fuck your wife in your own bed
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>horror porn
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would you get pegged by soytan for 100 bucks?
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is white replacement theory real?
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i am the admin of this site and if you need contact for anything about the site you can reach out in different ways from most preffered to least
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com my email
https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Administrat0r soyjak wiki
https://soybooru.com/user/admin soyjak booru
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Pooners are not tomboys intact they are opposite of tomboys

Pooners not only act feminine with being very emotional and attention seeking but also have feminine interests like art and you (which is against being a tomboy as tomboys have masculine personality and interests) but they also often have a feminine appearance with a lot of piercings and dyed hair. The only pooners that are actually tomboys are dykes
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RUSSIANS ARE WHITES
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>being one of the most digusting Filipino obese t50 shitskins out there who gets off to BMT and CP simultaneously while playing The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and eats his own shit for breakfast and breathes farts
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he won
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gorejeet, what if i gored your mom?
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I’m gonna be honest, I’m a supermoralnigger. I hate Junko, Kirk memes. I hate seeing fucking gore, I hate DNB, I hate seeing innocent people dying.
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>EVERYBALDI DANCE NOW
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>anti-ai activism
>work unions
>boycotting the rich
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first person to type out thread op w morse code keyboard
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OH YEAH ITS NED TIME
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fpe dot party
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obsese ugly bald boomers (with 1 inch clitty) are the reason why you don't have a gf.
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Euro hours are comfy
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Quote if you can hear us please Quote. Quote please save me please save me Quote please i'm asking you please save me please save me please get these people away from me in dear Soot's name please stop.
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>upvoting anti-ai comments and disliking mean unfunny comments that are either threats or rape jokes
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average tranny community
>ether the characters in the show/game are minors or the troons say they are minors
>the trannys make all the snca characters ether faggots for trannys
>they still draw porn of the characters fully knowing the characters are minors
>call anyone who says anything bad about it a heckin bigoted transphobe
>free Palestine/whatever niggerhell the 'mutts or kikes bombed today
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>im nigger im nigger i fat little nigger playing 2k all until my fried chicken is warm
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was watching ongezellig then this showed up wtf
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fpe won
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Nu GEM
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POST DEAD NIGGERS
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every soycux should worship fpe
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i am once again asking for a blowjob
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How do I actually stop 'ooning? I am capable of not watching porn for months, but I'm still incapable of not jacking off for over a week. How do I find a solution?
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>You're in Carcosa now
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>RAWR!!!!
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If i won the lottery id spend my money on xanax and ketamine and paying hookers to dress up as pomni and give me a blowjob then die from an overdose at 21
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does anyone have nigger alarm without music, i want to add it to my soundpad
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>samefagging in id threads
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so yeah… I made a woajck
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/WEF/

>/WEF/ - World Economic Forum discussion general.
Discuss about the WEF, Klaus Schwab and their current plans ITT
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using emailnator to make a account
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Hell is real.
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absolute fucking state of saltistcucks
quote please come back already
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do you guys think dark chevrolet virtual virus bowser has sharty owner potential?
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Hello people of soyjaque party I tattued the mutt guy from a funny meme on TikTok on my arn
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post alive niggers
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remember to remove the jewish spyware from your youtube links and disable these ssettings in your jewtube!
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These thumbnails reek of twitter immigrant.
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welcome to salt's shardee
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every soycux should worship fpe
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why soycux say geg? are they gagging on a cock?
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FOIDS ARE BEING RAPED IN HELL BECAUSE MY SEXUAL ASSAULT IS BETTER
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sex with salt or quote
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die
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let's post gems from https://ongezellig.booru.org/
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retardedpissbabyjeeta
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>as i free palestine from the valley of death, even the garda told me it wasnt worth the doots
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>[videogame song] EPIC ROCK COVER
>[pop/rap song] orchestral version
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mr beast spamnigger
i dare you to reach 1000 reppies on this post
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Favourite admin?


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The b*nty is behind all the recent anime/touhou posting.
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Drawfags and not, I hereby invite you to a session of Gartic Phono
https://garticphone.com/en/016E0703

Da rules or something:
Prompts must be soysphere related
While porn is not banned, it is discouraged
NO FUCKING DRAWSCRIPTS OR RAPESON WILL RAPE YOU
And just follow sharty rules, 'mkay?

Moderation mode is enabled, btw if that matters
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You're stuck in purgatory because my content is the same.
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Hell is real btw
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It's so easy to manipulate normies, just mass-export propaganda to 'tok/reels and watch as they eat your slop, everybody was a massive faggot soyboy 5 years ago and now they're all pseudo-chvds who hate the kikes geg
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im resting in heaven because your content is shit
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gigger fail

Do… Do I even have to say anything?
>arrow
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List who you think is a better admin than Salt.
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/gore/

soccer balls edition
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HELL IS REAL.
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Gooning to FPE
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FUTAWORLDOMCORP
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What OS do you use (also is the sharty sperging out on you where you can't click on stuff)
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tbh pinterest is only platform where you can found the gemmiest think from internet but at the same times they contain many of coal and brimstone straight from lesotho and troon user
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>socialism based n shit. No i dont have a job
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can we use meta ai to 'ox people
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classic tosses
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hot take
therians are retarded
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>should i be a unionist
>or should i paint a mural n shit
>im feelin moral, think I'll support them all
>IM THIRD-WORLDING AND IVE GOT A TASTE TO WIPE OUT THE WHITES OFF EARTH'S FACE
>SIIIIIIN FEEEIIINNNN
>I'VE GOT NO IMAGE
>IVE GOT NO LONG-TERM RESOLVE
>THINK I'LL WHINGE, SCREW A DIALOGUE
>woaaahhh
>nailbomb
>truck explosion
>larping on reddit for badges of wholesome
>freeing gaza
>supporting cuba
>revolution, its never over
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ITT that us frogGQDS post frogGemmies to start a soyvil war,take control of the website,rename it to pepe.party and 'nish all the nuswas to niggerhell
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Just had a genius sharty-saving idea while shitting
What if instead of having 30 million dnb boards, we just deleted everything and created a new board - /sg/ soy generals
for newcacas not from 4cuck, a general is basically a thread with a specific topic e.g. /vg/ video games general
and if a general is really popular, like its reaching the 1200 reppey limit 4 times a day, then its turned into a board.

this will literally save the site salt please do this
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>doxing poland
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Post dead troons
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I hate salt and the jannies we need a new admin and new jannies
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honestly besides the spam uttp and gorefags this site has been so much livelier then when that fag quote was using it
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How can one truly know what things were like in the Sharty's distant past without having been there?

Supposedly Soot loved BMT according to Lolkek, but I don't trust that 'rutranny to not be lying to make himself look good at Soot's expense
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Is it weird to yearn for bivisi while being white yourself
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>Wanna fuck?
<*Blushes*
<Oh, Mr. Compass we can't.. I'm straight…
>Oh come on
>*Gently grabs his butt*
>You're straight? With a cute body like that?
>*Kisses him*
<Mmfg… I love you
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singing swede.mp4
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OHNONONONONONO…
>
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Post retarded things you've done IRL
>Mattress stinks
>Realize that isopropyl alcohol kills the bacteria that make the smell
>Screw a sprayer onto a bottle of it and spray the entire thing
>Put the blanket back on
>Static electricity sparks from the friction and sets my entire house on fire
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Salt lives here
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Sometimes i feel like 50% or sharty's users are either furniggers or tranimesissies
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tits are for sucking, if you like tits over ass and pussy you are manchild.
ASS and PUSSY won
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stumbled upon a brapzilian autist using 'jaks and femjanny in his videos
https://www.youtube.com/@DCNFY
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Do you think that the sharty will be saved when Saat will purchase the site?
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> virgin kpop vs chad iraqi baathist karaoke
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>giz ye head a wobble gobshoite, donchye know adolf hitler was bad n shiet cuz of the holocaust but gaddafi wuz baased anti-west African unionist crusader n shiet anyway free palestine stop the displacement of gaza oh and open borders 4 Ireland. Hash before fash
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>Gooning to vaginal discharge abominations
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The answer is the letter “Y.” Boys “wear” it daily because BOYS contains Y twice, while GIRLS (in the riddle’s wording) does not, and “year” is used to explain the twist.
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>SIIIINNN FEEIIIIIIIIINNNNN
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>hola todos, mi llamo-
<OYYY IS THAT NUSOISPEAK?
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BOOIIIII SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE phonkjak.party🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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>i had sleepover with peter scully, how can you tell?
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NIGGA FUCK YOU SALT YOUR THE REASON IM SHITTTINGGGGG
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salt pls
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salt have sex with em
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kiss me salt
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salt fuck me please
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salt is so hot
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>I'M SUCH A CUTE BOYMOD-ACK!
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salt is HOT
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have sex with me salt
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salt is sexy
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salt won
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salt is hot
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I wanna kiss salt
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salt good
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Clippycucks be like

>WAOOOWW DOOD IS THAT THE HECKIN' CLIPPERINO FROM WINDOWS XP WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOW LITERALLY LE TECH REVOLUTION FRUTIGER AERO Y2K I HECKIN' HATE BIG CORPOS MY PROFILE PICTURE IS SO UNIQUE RIGHT
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salt is best admin
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I goon to miss circle
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<dad, i'm hungry!!
>hi hungry i'm dad!
<why'd you make me this way? Why, why, why??
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>coming to US for better work and life
<coming in America for big titties
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>looking at the sharty in public
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unban porn
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FEMJANNY LOLI ON THE ‘LOG FOR 10 MINUTES JANNIES DO SOMETHING
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POST YOUR FAVORITE AI SOYJAK
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my content is worse
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/rp/ - Rolelpaying

itt we rp on /soy/ becaue thats giga
ill start
*shoves large bbc dildo into anus*
*does a cute lil squeal*
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>cob or not you cob. The pain of the cob of the ‘log on the son of the cob~ take the cobbo on ‘log ‘ox and ‘ape shall it is down no more or no less of the being of fear of COBSON
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>WHY DID YOU REDEEMING WHY
>WHY REDEEMING MAAM WHY DID YOU REDEEMING THE CARD MAAM I FU.CK. UR MUMMA MAAM ARE U INSANE
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i farted on my chair and some raisin came out
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ronnie mcnutt is thriving in heaven because my content was better
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>oo ooo ah ah kneecap is gooder than stupid stone roses! see how kneecap like went to london and said fuck the queen or whatever. Phwoaaarrr propa rebellious that like but dont youbDARE come ere n disrespect us cuz dem fighting words dont say the E word round here mush
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>selling your site after you said you would shut it down
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The reality is majority of blue/white collar jobs are basically ubi/work program type of employment to keep people busy so they don't revolt.
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Family guy funny moments

post your funniest moments from family guy
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true Aryan music
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>Why is soylent shutting down where will I get my favorite drink from now??
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>yeaaahhh ill paint an IRA coalition mural of some desertnigger despot on the side of a house because fuck the west n shiet but i would NEVER paint one of hitler because that's, like, heckin problematic n shiet. Just ignore the fact we n dem nazis were craicing some proppa patter back when
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>COME OUT YE ARAB N KANGS AND COME AND FUCK ME WIFE LIKE A MAN, SHOW ME DOORTUH YOU BURUNDI WAAAANG
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>gingers DO have souls…you don't know me, you're not god. Eughh bleuhwueehhhhh
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>Only my slice-of-life tranime waifu truly understands me o alog
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doctor cumskin created averi to psyop soyteens into becoming furniggers

ITT WE DOXX DOCTOR CUMSKIN
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>I transheart grooming kids on Discord and X
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>when the [insert British politician] dies of natural causes and the lads are craicing proppa patter about it down at ye olde bvll
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DUBSTEP THREAD
<
POST HARD DROPS ITT
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>WAIT TILL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND HEARS ABOUT THIS!
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Türkiye strong
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Is anyone here work as a truck driver?
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>blimey-i mean je-haayyy-suuus, ANOTHER brown despot who hates the west n shiet? That's the third mural ive sprayed this week
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>*incoherent monkey noises*
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>ethnic displacement and colonialism bad n shiet but mugbee smash whitey n pol pot ? Cooaaaarrrr proppa craic that is laddie
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I can’t play video games at 30 fps anymore. 60 is the only possible way for me. 144 would be ideal perfect
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>go to nepal to get your new ears
This is definitely an organ harvesting racket
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>buying the sharty so you can spam posts without a cooldown and ban shit you don't like
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@GROK

MAKE IT REALISTIC AND ADD MORE INFORMATION PURPOSES OF THE IMPLEMENTATION
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>Hostile splinter
>Failtroll
>Doctos
>Making useless nigger metawhining threads that bloat up /soy/ while also eliciting a response to the baiters
>Being against gore or DNB
>Thinking that the UTTP is inherently pedophilic
>Being anti-salt for no real reason
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BILLIONS DENY, MILLIONS WEAR SMALL HATS, THOUSANDS NOTICE ⚡️⚡️
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>mfw collum o'driscoll's nailbomb goes off, shredding 5 Irish school children but the brits n shit have to waste their day scraping flesh off the sidewalk
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Test
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hey uttp and failtrolls, thoughts on blacked and bleached?
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>unified oireluhnd at the end of a rainbow or whatever
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>>17833333
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>Britain stole me charms n shit
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>me spwoice bag
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i need to hug someone
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What do you think is the proportion of the generations between 'teens here?
I think is 70% zoomers, 20% gen alpha, 10% millennials.
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ITT post your funny school happenings

>someone poured concrete into the toilets and destroyed the plumbing system
>someone ripped an entire urinal off the wall and stole it, never got caught
>riot caused by fidget spinner ban
>got suspended for laughing at a bald female teacher under chemotherapy(me)
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Nah ts would kill a victorian child 😂😂🫲💯💯🔥🔥
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What if, in the future, we find aliens and start raiding their sites with race bait?
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Gem Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob
Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on
Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)
Drinking Soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)
Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob
You've made 'jak of the day
And the chuds want to know which gems you bump
Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
This is Major Cob to Gem Control
I'm spamming onions posts
And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way
And the 'log looks very different today
For here
Am I posting on the Party
Far above the 'ru
Slash Q.A. is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I've won one hundred thousand duels
I'm feeling very NAS
And I think my browser know which posts to quote
Tell Soot I love him very much-
He knows
Gem Control to Major Cob
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you hear me Major Cob?
Can you-
Here I am scrolling through my folder
Far above the 'ru
Slash Q.A. is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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riskiest soyquotes to be done?
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averi won
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>AWWWWWWW PATTERRR N CRAAAIIC PATTERR N CRAAIIIICCC
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>foofoo play that cranberry
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i havent told anyone but

i have a whole shounen-like story universe in my head revolving around household objects (mostly pens and pencils) fighting each other with more than a decades' worth of plot and backstory
there are whole factions, power systems and established characters, gods and the agents of those gods. sometimes major opponents would team up to take down a major threat once every couple years or so
even the fighting 'system' changed over time, it used to be like kirby but now it's kind of like dbz. i'm not sure if i like it but it's progressed too far to go back
i've always considered writing it into a story or a game of some kind as-is, since there's so much to pull from. i can recount the entire story from the beginning ~11 years ago with each saga in order and everything
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>we wuz catholics
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i saw a video of polack being cucked by an obese nigger, then the polnigger started to suck the nigger dick. Why Poland is like this?
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Why havent we made any new admin banners?
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Goodbye cruel world 😢
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'Teens can you send me the video this was based on? Thanks.
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infamous SoyBooru user gapejaks_top_guy who was banned for sending lolicon to other users
…has just been unbanned
but no lets all hail salt guys! he saved the site guys!
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whenever im feeling blue i vandalize the ishowspeed miraheze wiki available at https://ishowspeed.miraheze.org and i feel better again
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>hahaha tnd ttd tkd total shitskin death!!!
<oh u like niggers dying? watch this cool video of a nigger being killed with a chainsaw
>WTFF NOT LIKE THIS THAT'S FAILTROLL BEHAVIOR!!! MAWDS BAN THIS!!!
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anyone got niggerrapestranny.webm? I lost mine to hard drive ACKing itself
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>boorukikes seeing how they succesfully implanted gore spam on the shitty to purposefully make soyteens infight so they can't unite against their plan to further enshittify the shitty.streety so they can freely use it as their own glorified 'cord server
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>soybooru
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ITT we raid this gartic game brapzillian edition

https://garticphone.com/pt/004B6296
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weed won
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Give me reppies
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if we don't do anything about the failtrolls and uttp niggers then the website is doomed, i always post here and i made many gemmy threads and oc, i don't like the current state of the website so i will leave till salt do anything, i recommend gemmy posters to leave too so salt actually does something.
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stupid cumskin benchod can't handle BHARAT parenting and call for mumma!
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>Noooo where else am I going to get my food from after muh favorite goyslop brand Soylent shuts down????
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Oneyplays will always be sharty culture
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Not going to lie, whenever I see a post about hot blonde girls fucking black guys, even though I know it's bait, I get a little hard
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Dose anyone have gif of giga killing himself
>unrelated
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the gore spam is just too much, salt please why are you like this? Do you intentionally invite every uttp failtroll to ruin this website?
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<everyone i don't like is hitler
>everyone i do like is hitler
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nusoicucks…
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Have you jerked off today?
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THE BOORU IS A FUCKING HOSTILE SPLINTER
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>gooning gave me AGP intrusive thoughts while nevergoon took them away
>this must mean that gooning is bad for everyone no matter the circumstance
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>browsing the shitty while eating
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cirno thread
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Loggy's coally doe Janny's busy sleeping yo
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oekaki thread
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>posting soyjaks in 2026
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>arch and LFS le bad
evendoe they gem actually
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>>17832746
You make me not wanna open this in public
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Classic euro hours

>No raids


>Spam


>'P


>Coaly log


Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
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>salt was raped yesterday theory
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Are you guys serious when you say you want kids?
Why?
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>Check the sharty
>Insipid threads and white people dying
>Check the booru
>Porn of a namefag that joined 2 days ago
>Check the wiki
>Two autistic faggots fighting over snca
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>pretending that frogfails never happen
>pretending that whitelisted ips don't exist
>pretending that you care about pph when you complain no matter state it's in
>pretending that troonslop is shardy culcha and projecting onto sois
>pretending big nigger lips spammers aren't trans
>complaining about site not being JSID instead of just leaving
>making up boogeyman to be a timewaster
>being technically anthro
>being popularized by some tranime website
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/fit/ suggestions

Is there a way to become a giga with the gym without getting an hernia?
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kek dnb site jsid
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LEAKED FOOTAGE OF SALT AND HIS GF
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Few weeks ago I held a survey, with one of the questions being:
5. On a scale from 1 to 5, what's your opinion on the current admin, Salt?
1 - 10,1%
2 - 11%
3 - 33%
4 - 32,1%
5 - 13,8%

I want to see how opinion on Salt has changed in those few weeks

If your IP can't vote on polls you can fill out this google form (don't worry it doesn't collect your email): https://forms.gle/qqTtZGbfAHFDt94x7
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>I SPENT SEVENTEEN MONTHS IGNORING MY STEPDAD RON, FUCK YOU RON, TELLING ME TO GET A JOB AND I MADE THIS 100 DAYS VIDEO OF ME PLAYING VANILLA MINECRAFT BUT EVERY 10 MINUTES HEROBRINE JUMPSCARES ME AND I ANNOY OUR NEIGHBOURS, HERES WHAT HAPPENED
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Im back
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You guys are really weird.
Why would an entire community of people just collectively choose not to get laid? It's unironically one of the most fun things to do. Are you stupid?
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nu 'toss
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>enabling poster id in your thread and then proceeding to samefag in your own thread because you forgot
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i say this
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based gorechads accelerating the shittification and the subsequent shutdown of this shitty website
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We need to bring the booru back on the board atp, nothing really happened
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nigger
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would you get blacked for 100$ dollas
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Jerk Your Pathetic Little Penis.
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>500 pph
oy nou nou nou nou shartypoopies! dead niggerino site!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NUGLOIRACOONS WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know gorejeet irl and he's so twinkish and cute
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Kill Yourself Nigg
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>gore addiction
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Seca thread

Do you like more seals or sea lions?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAAANG
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hello

hello
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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contact admin

i am the admin of this site and if you need contact for anything about the site you can reach out in different ways from most preffered to least
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com my email
https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Administrat0r soyjak wiki
https://soybooru.com/user/admin soyjak booru
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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janitor applications are now closed i will reply to this thread once i have sent the emails
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru