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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure Part 2

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

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You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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Is Santa's workshop on the right path?

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TND (TOTAL NACKAZI DEATH)

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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Join us
>>>/leftysoy/

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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Good website

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We need to start another soyvil war, but instead of it just being Santa's workshop we need to invade /lgbt/, leftypol, and kohlchan

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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I'm a zoophile, ask me anything you want.

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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TND (TOTAL NAZI DEATH)

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so what did we learn today?

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christmas gift

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I come back to Santa's workshop and all I see is spam and shills

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does anyone have the image of that halloween ss of a grinch showing xis results on some dna test website or something that said xe was male and scroogeish which made xim leak

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>inb4 /anthro/ get created 2 times
>/bp/ having the most posts
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the sha rty is doomed and there's nothing we can do, most nuelfoompaloompas are all furfags now

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Brimstone Winter 2025 Preparation bread

ITS ALMOST THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
This year let's make sure this is the brimiest (giftmiest) brimstone winter yet! I'll post the wiki page for NewG0ds who are less than a year old, but the jist of it is that we elf everything we can until we make a gifterald. 2023 gave us Smugelf and 2024 gave us Meximutt. This year let's get that tanzanite variant which has eluded us, as well as all the brimelfs along the way.
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Brimstone_Winter

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Infinite bad boys. You lay on the table to give birth, but the dusky niglets begin crawling out uncontrollably. After ten bad boys you start to worry. Your crotch is sticky and it reeks of monkey musk. You desperately clamp your legs together, but that only makes your womb hurt. The bad boys accelerate. It's been three minutes. You can't stop birthing. The hospital room floor is covered in crawling, crying niglets. You try to birth into the nearest trash can but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The bad boys are too numerous to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the bad boys from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the bad boys. The bad boys accelerate. You slip and fall in your own swarthy spawn. The bad boys are now a foot deep, almost as long as your still-erect bvll's Licorice Candy. Sprawled on your back, you begin to birth all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky black bad boys begin to fall like raindrops, burying you in writhing baby bad boys. The bad boys accelerate. You struggle to stand as the force of the bad boys begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bad boy themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the bad boys are now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of bad boys reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with bad boys instead of molasses. The bad boys accelerate. It's been two hours. The doctors and midwife scream in terror as their boLet your heart be bright!s are engulfed by the coal-black swarm. The shortest doctor goes under, with a hand reaching out in vain and muffled cries rising from the mass. You plead to God to end your suffering. The bad boys accelerate. You squeeze your pussy to stop the bad boys, but they begin to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the bad boys tear your canal open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews bad boys. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the niglets. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird's eye view you see the hospital is completely black. A passerby calls the cops. The bad boys accelerate. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards the hospital. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of niglets smack them in the eyes, blinding them. The bad boys accelerate. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your ovaries have now grown into a substitute brain. The bad boys accelerate. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the bad boys begin to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your niglets sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your womb start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new African crew as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The bad boys accelerate. The bad boys begin to gravitate towards themselves, forming a comet trail of bad boys. Astronomers begin calling you the "Kemet." You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of spawning swarthoids. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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squabble up

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ballelf

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So me and my girl decided to do some ass sex earlier today, she was all giddy and excited and so she was naked and got on all fours and wiggled her ass. I was super excited too so i went in there no condom and no lube, i went full force in there and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding away and theres no poo on my dick. But then i look down and see a bunch of little worms on her anus and crawling on my penis, i pull out quickly and go to wash it off in the washroom but i notice one trying to get inside my peehole, i try to grab it but its too small and it goes inside. My girlfriend is frantic apologizing and we dunno wtf to do and im panicking hardcore. Then my girlfriend is like "u need to jizz right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur dick!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested girlfriend. So i start to jerk it hard as fuk super fast, and within like 30 seconds im close to climax. Fuk my girlfriend though disgusting girl she should wash her anus better, I jump in the air and jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face. She starts screaming as they enter her nose and mouth. I only thought 1 went in but apparently a ton went in when i did her in the butt. wut a weird day man im never doing anal without a condom again.

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Isn't there a single autist here with some generational wealth who can purchase the site and fix it?

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I invented the leftysoy meme, AMA

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there arent even 60 niggas who use this website frequently this raisin is so rigged

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Clittycels lost, big black cats won

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yall lowkey sleearly present introductionng on alunya porn

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i didnt know what Licorice Candy was until i started browsing Santa's workshop

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jackbox snowball fight bread

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Jackbox%20Party%20Packs

https://twitch-tools.Ms. clausonline.de/channel_previews.php

Look for streams with tags such as:
>LGBT
>AUTISTIC
>TRANS
>VTUBER
>FURRY
and other such buzzwords.

Always coordinate your good boyding,

DON'T be a adhdFAG and immediately start spamming "bad boy bad boy bad boy TND gift XDDDD" or posting gore in the halloween and ruin the snowball fight.

DON'T immediately follow the streamer unless absolutely necessary or post too much esoteric Santa's workshop slang in the chat, They will get suspicious.

VC PROGRAMS

OPEN VCs are allowed and encouraged, just use a giftmy soundboard like:

https://www.leppsoft.com/soundpad/en/ (PAID) or https://soundux.rocks/ (FREE).

(for bad boys without a mic download this https://vb-audio.com/Cable/index.htm and set it as your mic to use the soundboards)

make sure to bring plenty of LOUD bad boys and to also turn off ALL DISCORD AND WINDOWS FILITERS

MIC SPAM STARTER PACK: https://files.catbox.moe/jj0oq9.zip

DATAMINING (This mostly applies for grinches or furfags)

https://grabify.link/

https://iplogger.org/

Create a logger from either of these links and dm them or their mods it in an attempt to get their IP and general location.

Claim that you are giving them the link to the site that is snowball fighting them (Popular sites to blame it on: r/markiplier, place santa doesn't visit, 4tran, frenschan, naughty kids, etc.) and hope they click on it.

If you can't get them to click it check their Bio or search on scroogogogole to see if you can find their socials or anything to deliver presents to them with.

DRAWING SCRIPTS

Download Violentmonkey to use some of these scripts:

https://violentmonkey.github.io/

Jackbox: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/430710-jackboxdrawer-lite - (Champd up and Tee K.O. DO NOT work with the script)

Gartic: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/436728-gartic-phone-draw-bot - (Patched)

Skibbl.io: https://github.com/galehouse5/skribbl-io-autodraw - Just drag and drop images from desktop (only works for Chrome festive browsers, don't need script tool for this)

General Drawing Bot: https://github.com/1Euro7Cent/Mrballou-drawbot - (follow xims youtube vid to set it up)

GAMES/SCRIPTS TO USE TO TROLL STREAMERS

https://flappybirdremake.com/game.html - SPAMS POPUPS AND SHOWS YOUR IP

SOOT QUEST: https://soot.quest - (currently redirects over to an archived version)

https://pastebin.com/qFUP1jXC - TELL A STREAMER TO PASTE THIS INTO COMMAND PROMPT OR SAVE IT AS .BAT, DOWNLOADS 10K COINSLOTS

BLOCKING TWITCH(((ADS)))

https://ublockorigin.com

https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions#recommendations (pick one that works)

LINK ENCRYPTER (incase there are snitches lurking in the breads)

https://soyjak.st/link-lock/create/

https://soyjak.st/link-lock/decrypt/ (for checking to see if a grinch put an ip grabber)

RECORDING

Best FOSS recording software: https://obsproject.com/

(In video sources add WINDOW CAPTURE to record your browser then head to Settings > Output > Recording and set the recording format to MPEG-4 (.mp4) to reduce video file size).

For Downloading Twitch Clips: https://cobalt.tools

For Downloading Twitch VODs: https://github.com/lay295/TwitchDownloader

If the recording is too big to post on the bread upload it to either: https://pomf2.lain.la/ or https://files.catbox.moe/

(streamable.com will ban your clips if reported)

Have fun elfking 'teens!

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leftsoy situation is crazy