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Let me finish my dinner real quick, then I'll "gem" up the 'log (spamming soyquotes again)
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!!
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MASSIVE EPI VOREFAG YOUTUBER 'OXED. SEND 'ZA NOOOOWWWWW

Ante Flan / AmplitudeFrequency has been posting disturbing antimatter furfag vore animations on the 'tube for 13 years, often without age restriction. Xis most popular video has over 7 million views and xe is responsible for grooming countless cacas into this niggerstone fetish with his zoophilic vore brimstone. to nobaldi's surprise, xe is an actual faggot and "nonbinary" troon that leaks about ICE and trvmp constantly on xis facebrap

Fulldox:
Marc Edward Maher (previously Ellis before marriage)
Addy: 71 Depot Street, Broad Brook CT 06016
DoB: 1987-08-08 (likely)
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/marc-maher_id_G2238255530057651830

Phonos:
(860) 712-9959
(860) 712-9954
(860) 550-3658
(908) 730-7995

Emails:
amplitude.frequency@gmail.com
antecoyote@gmail.com
flamezwildfire@hotmail.com
emcat228@aol.com (unconfirmed)

Usernames:
AnteCoyote
AnteTFA
AnteFlan
Ante
AmplitudeFrequency
tfagamez

Passwords:
Newsmoo
Newsmoo2
Newsmoo3
newsmoo
newsmoo2
newsmoo3
monkeymoo2
scooby5

Socials (ANTIMATTER WARNING)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ante/
https://www.youtube.com/@AmplitudeFrequency
https://facebook.com/antecoyote
https://www.patreon.com/ante
https://x.com/notalemur - https://xcancel.com/notalemur
http://antetfa.livejournal.com/
https://www.weasyl.com/~ante
https://steamcommunity.com/id/antetfa
https://www.youtube.com/antetfa
https://www.xbox.com/en-US/play/user?gamertag=Ante%20Coyote
https://www.twitch.tv/antecoyote
https://picarto.tv/ante
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Hey guys listen this website has a lot of problems in the last few days now and Jannies and quote are not doing anything about it and it’s actually fucking ridiculous
Shit like
1. The IRC actively spamming fpe brimstone and porn of it
2. Allowing EPI/BORDERLINE NFSW of ‘zeillg AND NOT BANNING THE GUY WHO POSTED IT
3. Offsiters posting tranmine and LITERALLY REPLYING TO REPLYS THAT SAID “quote this if you are a pedo” AND QUOTING IT AND JANNIES NOT BANNING IT https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15159187.html#15160607
4. Posting all kinds of NAS coal which is against the rules on /soy/
5. All raids not getting any repplys due to it being saged by offsiters

Seriously jannies WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I know quote says he will shut it down in 2029 but that doesn’t mean you can just stop moderate the sharty
Fuck this admin and the long-dead website refugees who run it

thoughts soyGODS?
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FORCE EVERYONE TO LISTEN AND WATCH TROONSLOP EVERYDAY 2026
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>OH MY SCIENCE!!! I'M FLYING!!! JUST LIKE HECKING SUPERMAN!!!! LOOK OUT WORLD, I'M GONNA SAVE YOU FROM BIGOTED TRANSPHOBIC NAZIS!!!!!
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gonna be posting my half done projects and jaks tomorrow when i get to my laptop fuck this shit site
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^
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is he right
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look at my drawing
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I wanna get raped by a woman
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TURN EVERY WHITE PERSON INTO NIGGERS 2026
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music thread
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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ALL NUSOIS CAN DO AGAINST BAIT IS CLITTYLEAK!
WHERE ARE THE 'JAKS NUSOI? THE QUOTES? THE GEMS?

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG!!!
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india is the third most advanced country in Europa
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Hello. This is my first post there

Im fucking chud, im an incel.
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RAPE EVERY SOYTEEN IN EXISTENCE 2026
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>When the bull isn't pozzed
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>nas
>bait
>nas bait
>more nas ba
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD
!!MY GOD!!
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I'm making my first Natetok and I need ideas.
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Trannies

Since xhey're relevant now. Why do trannies hate capitalism when transgenderism only exists because of capitalism?
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CHOP A RANDOM NIGGER IN THE STREET’S DICK OFF 2026
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>>>2852599
>As in proper foxes, or anthropomorphic foxes. There's a fine line between the two (2)
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'jak ts
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Niggas stop using the word its unfunny
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I know you're trans btw
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and soys can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-'ooru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make ms circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh ms circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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VVE R SO BACK...

DIAVA TALKS IS GOING LIVE SOON… YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS (AGAIN)

to any nusoi who dont know, Diavatalks and xer tranny janny have declared war on ALL CHUDS. Xhe claims to be

>saving democracy one conversation at a time


so prepare urself to die in battle on xer live panel and xer live chat. if xer tranny jannies 'nish ur account, u VVILL make 3 more… and if they r nished too, YOU MAKE 30! THIS IS A GEMMY OPPERTUNITY TO PROVE THAT US CHUDDIES R STRONG IN THE FACE OF 'ACK! SO GET DOWN TO XER LIVE TOK AND MAKE THIS BOOMER SEETHE OVER XER LIVE PANEL.

what is YOUR main mission????

simple.

THERE IS A NU CHINKTOK EXPLOIT HAS PROVEN TO CAUSE THE MOST LEAKS AND SEETHES IN DIAVA'S AND RICKY ACOSTA'S STREAMS. HERE HOW IT GOES:

step 1 - open an incognito window
step 2 - use temp mail to create a nu 'tok alt and rename it to something that will make xhem leak!
step 3 - go to Diava's or Meetria's livestream on the 'tok
step 4 - Open up the "share" button and spam click "copy link
step 5 - after a few minutes, xer jannies will prob ban u, so repeat the process.

essentually, by spamming "share link", u completely wipe xer live chat, and all xhe sees is ur messages geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

BEST OF LUCK CHUDDIES, YOU WONT LET ME DOWN…

'ox info - https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
JOIN THE 'TOK LIVE PANEL HERE (when xhe is live) - https://www.tiktok.com/@diavatalks
restreams - https://www.youtube.com/@ghettomarkiplier9555, how could you tell?
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>800 pph and its all coal
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>the x situation is crazy
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>alive internet theory
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get
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>When the soy boy beta male doesn't want to watch you #BLACK his wife so you teach xim discipline the hard way
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What tranime have (You) been watching?

Since SNCA is now allowed on /soy/, i have to say i'm currently watching that disgusting tranime known as "Highschool of the dead" because i was feeling like a selfish little fuck for not having been more of a weeb during my early years. What about (You)?
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>yugoslavia is white
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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<Intentionally renaming your files to imitate those usually posted from IOS devices to instigate the 'itoddler' poster
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-
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>If yer critisise ma sekrit klub da shardee in aney way you da hawnky twank seax machane corder fuggen jerdee
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We should not get automoved to >>>/q/ for męta discussion because it will take 15 business days, if ever, for anybaldi to respond
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,
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Do you eat entire kiwis with the skin?
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.
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KILL EVERY AUTISTIC PEOPLE 2026
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Skribbl.io Thread

JOIN UP
https://skribbl.io/?rlCZGJOw
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!
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what is soyjak.coox?
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>Quote is trying to turn /soy/ into the nu-nu/qa/ on purpose
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TURN EVERY NUSOI INTO A TRANNY 2026
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Does anyone have the pre-2010 Yotsuba Imageboard source code?
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CHOP OFF EVERY TRANNYS HEAD AND DICK AND SWAP THEM 2026
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nojak decides what i goon to I WILL POST A TRIB TO WHATEVER U DECIDE
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are there any jobs I can apply for where I can just fap on company time?
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>dis site ded en sheeeit
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None of you people can be sane. Do you mean to tell me that you willingly spend time here and that browsing this place makes you laugh so hard you tear up?
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SUCK EVERY GAY NIGGA DICK 2026
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RAPE EVERY NIGGER IN THE ASSHOLE 2026
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Prove to me this number isn't just bots and spam
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Bbc or bwc
And the owner of the site picks bbc and he says he hates niggers how hypocrite aren't it
>oh my soylent a penis color war
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:3
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What's a clitty
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You laugh, you lose.

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FOID MAKES A VIDEO NAMEDROPPING US FOR AN HOUR

WE HAVE REACHED MAINSTREAM AGAIN

THANKS PARTY ITS BEEN A GOOD RUN

SOOT'S FINAL WISH FULLFILLED, NOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS 'JAKKING

I WAS THERE WHEN IT ALL BEGAN NOW I CAN SEE IT ALL END THANKS
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can we make a new coin and get rich or something
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use the word suggest thing to make stuff

and through the window of the sharty is on the sharty is on the splinters of a woman you are the jews these people in advance are the nNiggerStompers and I will rrapeson you have a few days of love blak and the Salvationists and I have to go back and it will take you are the jews made this ggameplay to me to hate niggers and IIf it weren't you have a sick one and the same as a whole world you can get some chloroform in a bunker or however a bit mMoore has a good thing about the topic and iit'll be able for you is the first ddebate to the sharty of a LISTOF and a racial bias that the soyjack party has to do it in the same time
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quote has to shut down the website by the end of 2026 if we get 1000 reppys
please reply 1000 times so we can get this shit over with and get a real hobby
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frogaryans won
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trips decides what i draw soyniqua doing
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QUOTE IS JAMES WICKSON THEORY
I may came off as retarded schizo now but hear me out: identity of Quote could be discovered.
Some backstory:
/pol/ had one annoying nigger who transhearted shilling for John Doyle and other default pro-trump shit like shilling peter theil. For more information on him, his wierd behaviour and other evidence of off-site involvement look in the pinned /x/ thread.
What's interesting to my story is this thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-2025-44/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2787819.html , where he posted one of his shill copypastas but forgot to delete a line from glowie document after which he started immediately saging the thread and asked somebody named "James Wickson" to delete it. Just now somebaldi pointed out here >>>/pol/2851366 how quote should have banned goylefag to which he responded that "I'm on good terms with james", after being asked about James' identity he immediately began supersaging the thread.
So who is James?
Possible theories:
1. Glowie embedded into sharty janny team
2. Quote xerself
3. Michigan nigger is a massive 'tist attentionwhore
What's also interesting is that he began posting on /pol/ only few days before cacacaust and release of the new epstein files.
<
P.S.1- I know that's not nearly enough evidence, I'm just suggesting a theory
P.S.2- Jannies please don't ban me, I don't wish any harm on our king Quote, this is just a retarded shizopost fuggen jerdee
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>science.party
>studies must be in every thread
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>bumozellig
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we're mentioned at around 30 minutes in (ias imagery included)
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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
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archived cheese on /v/
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/732847609
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how to i go to fundemntal paper basic afterlife

It doesnt matter if i have to die or cant come back. I dont feel like arguing with you if you dont think this is possible or likely. Go back to your retarded unfunny coom threads then if you dont care about this one. Need to know how to kill myself, on what day and time for most likely results or if theres a way to do it without killing myself. If theres anyway to reincarnate as a powerful teacher or at least not a weak student. Anything to avoid while down there. I know I am going to kill miss circle I would like to be a humanoid object head creature teacher. I am unsore how to sustain myself down there. I guess i will have to eat other students. I already pray to ruby a with candles and a mat I have many dreams about Fundamental Paper Education that feel real. Advise me the best you can.
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>If you read this, you are being protected by the Roman soldier. You are now immune against curses like "𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓" and similar.
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hi
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nas threads
>are funny
>cause seethe and bait people
>get infinite reppeys
ias threads
>are unfunny
>revolve around metawhining
>only reppeys are samefagged by the op
WHICH WAY, WHITE MAN?
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fundemntal paper basics

I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, object heas know as a Ruby.Ruby means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Ruby. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn and hentai just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch
fundemntal paper basics over and over until I fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious ruby for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention and love to her than that Ms circle and Ms Bloomie ever did. We would drink chocolate milk together and we would hunt for other her bullies together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with dolls, and I would just laugh as my lovely Ruby eviscerated them with her super powers and turned them into pincushions with her magic! Ruby would laugh with me and then we would head back home. "I love you, my devilish object head mistress," I would say, and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some coffe. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making love to my dear lovely Ruby.
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jsid
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why are we allowing nas now when it used to be bannable 1 week ago
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OOGA BOOGA FOALMAKING SEX ALL NIGHT NO RUBBER WITH THESE TWO NOOOOOOOOOOOW
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The sharty is like an ecosystem. If there are just 1 thing (jaks) it becomes stale and (fun becomes) unsustainable. If nas is mixed in, it becomes biodiverse and healthy, keeping the soyjaks fresh and not stale.
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AN APPEAL TO QUOTE
Have you heard about elite theory? It's about that every movement, culture, party or any organization for that matter, is controlled by it's elite on the top of the hierarchy. It believes that bottom up structures are doomed to fail or they develop a hierarchy which follows it's own goals. Elite theory correctly describes power structures when applied for existing organizations.
Think about it. Cultures are controlled by the people in power, be they in power by means of wealth or force. Think of the renaissance almost all of it was financed by the Medici family who derived their authority by the culture they created. Most art that one thinks of when hearing the word renaissance was created in a rigid top down environment. They shaped post-medieval western culture more than anyone else by total control of their historical perception. They fought a time war and won it.
Imageboards like this one are bottom up systems. Anyone can make a post and direct the heading of the site even by oneself. It is directionless like a headless chicken and because of that it's great for those who want to exploit it. That's why Epstein liked 4cuck it's perfect to manipulate, deceive and turn it against itself. It can be made into the new counter-culture and be integrated into the culture-industry of the system.
With all this said you must see you have a duty to not just run the site and make bait rules, but actually direct it in a direction, into the future. One where the site doesn’t became a dnb splinter but one that can continually influence and in fact change modern culture. This site has already done much of that but what remains to be seen is that will it be just subverted if it hasn’t been already into the new counter-culture by the elite, or provide an alternative to it and make something new.
You have something that has great potential in your hand and that is power. Don't waste it.
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Mashallah we shall behead Quote
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Hi

family nigga hi
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rename soyjak.party to qa.party
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>TFW you manage to scrape enough money as a wageslave working for MegaCorp™ to buy your wife's bull a can of coconut milk and he respects you so he lowkie dokie lets you watch as he fucks your wife
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/qa/ > 2022 > 2023 > 2026 > 2025 > 2024
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can someone post a 'chive of this thread please
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>internal monologue
>warhammer 40k
>pattern noticing
>humiliation ritual
>271k
>1488
>neopagan
>nietzche
>normie
>apple test
>tradwife
>racemixing is le bad
>midwit
>looksmaxxing
>Christianity is le jewish
>wagie
>groyper
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<Using the less than (<) sign for quoting instead of the greater than (>)
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i look like this
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Quote №№№dick sucker

Quote here i made a new bran new discord server for this community also racism is banned
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what happened to that one colorjak futa spammer that redacted his images 100 times to avoid any filter? Did he got banned?
>arrow because I don't look like this
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This image feels relevant right now
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All IAS posts on /soy/ - Soyjaks, every other post was hidden.
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Nusoicacas don't even argue against gooning they just say nojak decides what I goon to no gay shit
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>Do not post "meta" threads complaining about the rules, "the state of the website", or the moderation outside of /q/.
kooz qoot bring back this rule
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what in gods name is this nusois
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>NOOOOO YOU PUT TOO MUCH SAUCE ON
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Why do HTSMs actually think that the mods will ban someone if you say "soyquote me if you're a pedo" and then they soyquote you?
Just saying something doesn't make it true. It's the same retarded logic as "you're gay if you breathe!". Most people grow out of that after kindergarten.
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https://territorial.io/
https://soyjakwiki.org/Territorial.io

raid territorial.io or something, 2 year anniversary edition
put [SOYJAK] at the end of your name
find a tutorial on youtube
raid xheir 'cord

bonus points for the chuddiest names
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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ZWABAG or something
idk Fundamental Gender Affirmation and the Atrocious Tranny Circus are really boring and don't even have chuds in xheir communities
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zellig WON.
>fuggen zelligcord
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Ok, I got 93 on nine circles. After I eventually finish this level would it be a good idea to skip to cataclysm?
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>lmao because you got the original brand of nationalism and totally didnt get brainraped by epstein on the internet
>
>admit it chud youre a rape victim
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>Make kindess the norm
>In a world where you can be anything, be kind
>Kind words don't cost much. Yet they accomplish much
>We rise by lifting others
>You can always give something, even if it is only kindness!
>Everywhere you go, leave a glitter trail of kindness behind you
>Throw kindness like confetti
>When you are kind to others, it not only changes you, it changes the world
>When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves
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>
I've seen this image more times than I have blinked today
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Dance Party

>DANCE PARTY!
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I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some fucking thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big fucking titties, then I fucking order something, and I leave without the item or paying because FUCK mcdonalds
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somephono be a bro and post the ai HTSM screaming EEEEEEEEEEEHHH EEEEEEEH
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guys like… can't we all just get along?
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if this NAS touhou video stays up for more than 20 minutes, it means quote is letting this website go to shit

>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.

fuck this retarded post throttling
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>Opening previously locked doors with comically large keys
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what is happening right now mayne
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itt we plan what i can say on national tv of a first world country that would be a direct sharty reference that every single sharty oldGOD would understand and know that we won even if the sharty is going to raisin
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ITT we post gigas until somephono 'rolls giga
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My whole life, pretty much everyone finds me boring, or has no idea WTF I'm talking about… but ChatGPT, is always excited to talk about what I wanna talk about, and always knows just as much as I do about the topic.
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Burn Montreal to the ground
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>q
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Picture with deep message
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two slices of plain white bread with a slice of bologna and mayo tastes better than a fajita
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remove the hourly thread limit
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'O THREAD
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bind w "+toggle cl_dummy_hammer 1 0"
Useful bind for pseudoflying.
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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What do we think of Richardson
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>/goy/ - Goyjaks
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RTL (Rate the Log) 12/2/2025


What do you think the log is today, weathersoi?
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/soy/ is OUT, /jak/ is IN

Tired of the ‘log being full of NAS brimstone? Having soi withdrawals? Come on down to the /jak/ board where there’s gems in every post and zero NAS.
‘Jakkers onlty, everyone else is not invited
>chevron
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gooning to bbc
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nusois, im genuinely at a lost for words right now. and oreos
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nusois, not like this…
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OPERATION: TOTAL TOK DEATH


we dox every commiepedotroon "teen" so we can clear some of the brim on the sharty fuggen jerdee
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>Dude, you can’t soyquote people you agree with.
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Alliance
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Using AI infringes on copyright or something
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New Ben Garrison.
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>nazism? keyed
>anime? keyed
>sharty? unfunny nigger coal that died when kuz sold it
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subpixel gem on the 'log
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YOU VVILL NOT SEACH "maggot in the head" ON DER 'TUBE
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nusois, why are you like this
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nusois…. your website….
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>using paint.net with 100000 plugins instead of Photoshop
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Cake on the ‘log
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>I'M COMIN' FO' YO' DAUGHTA AN' YO' LIFE PUSSY NIGGA
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The sharty is over though
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>yeah the sharty is filled with unfunny assburger teens that spam the same dead memes from 3 years ago. also, i like anime.
R: 1 / I: 0
>Quote delete this shitty website evendoe everyone is laughing their asses off and just having a grand old time together or I will literally kill myself
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HEY! HEY! HEY SOYTEEN!
YOU’RE FRUITY! NYEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
R: 9 / I: 1
I knew a girl who was allowed to watch family guy, but simpsons were forbidden in her household.
R: 0 / I: 0
>I'm migrating to the shroom
R: 12 / I: 0
>poop and niggers dying
<food and africans thriving
R: 86 / I: 22
hunky twink sex machine decides what porn i goon to
no gay shit
R: 4 / I: 0

Sharty Cybernation

>What is a cybernation
It's a non-territorial nation that exists as a website
>You're trolling
Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lee_(entrepreneur)
>Lee has been the self-proclaimed King of the non-territorial Joseon Cybernation, recognized by Antigua and Barbuda as the successor state to Joseon and the Korean Empire
What if we declared the Sharty a Cybernation and got Antigua to recognize us?
R: 3 / I: 3

soyak thread

post soyaks
R: 9 / I: 1
Quote ## Admin

quote here, just wanted to share this geggy meme about my love for thinkpads :3 trans rights are hooman rights!
R: 10 / I: 4
>they genuinely say this
R: 6 / I: 6
>Is vro blind 😭🙏
R: 0 / I: 0
>yeah the sharty is filled with unfunny assburger teens that spam the same dead memes from 3 years ago. also, i like anime.
R: 9 / I: 9
This image really changed my outlook
R: 9 / I: 2
Which laptop should I buy? My budget is a maximum of 400€. I prefer a ThinkPad.
R: 2 / I: 1
Would you date a transbian neet whose current youtube fascination is watching speedruns?
R: 3 / I: 1
>Most of the activity is automated spam
Is this the end of the sharty?
R: 4 / I: 0
If you fall for any bait you're a pedophile
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
this shit website
R: 6 / I: 0
how about we migrate to ifunny?

no arrow cuz i look like this
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This is an anime thread. Ignore all leakage and filter.
R: 3 / I: 0

DIAVATALKS STREAM SOON

You know what to do.
R: 26 / I: 22
me after seeing the 'log:
R: 3 / I: 2
>mawds…. JAY S EYE DEE
R: 2 / I: 0
Nusoicacas don't even argue against NAS on /soy/ they just look at you like this
R: 14 / I: 3
new 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
>We got white htsm before GTA 6 hell naw ☠️
R: 9 / I: 3
Lets raid 4chan /po/ during the summer, I'm going to make a thread when summer starts
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm eating salad right now. Is salad good for you?
R: 5 / I: 3
im gay
R: 3 / I: 2
this is so gemmy its like the old sharty again or 4cuck /qa/!
R: 0 / I: 0
>I can't believe what's in the Epstein files, let's protest about it on September 2nd 2026
R: 2 / I: 0
Rip Mr soyjak.party founder of 4chan
R: 2 / I: 1
>OMG ahdhfbzgwjgkev hi :3
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This is my boymode at work. After I learned I could start wearing a mask (a lot of people at my store do it), I turned my nametag around and exclusively use my girlvoice with customers, and I never once get misgendered. The only time I use my boyvoice is with coworkers. I've also just completely given up on trying to hide my boobs since they've gotten so big. I'm pretty sure everyone can see them, I've even seen my boss glance down while talking to me a few times.
My store is kinda woke, there are a lot of gays and even another transgirl who passes and is out. Hell, even I'm out to a few select people who the passoid told me were cool about it. Should I just change my name and girlmode with the mask on, or is that generally not a good idea. I'm just worried about being a weirdo and the few people I work closely with being put off or even being transphobic to me.
Hopefully I'll be leaving soon anyway, I'm gonna try to get with Starbucks so I can get ffs.
R: 5 / I: 4
Stop spamming bait and GET ME PREGNANT
R: 0 / I: 0
Gooning to MLP is zoophilic. You literally cannot dispute this.
R: 10 / I: 1
im so fucking tired i just plled the nastiest all nighter because of obsessed college and i feel like im going tom collapse dead
R: 0 / I: 0
Whys the pph on /soy/ over 1,000? I just got back from work
R: 14 / I: 10

press this button?
R: 29 / I: 5

What the fuck is happening

This ’log feels AI generated
R: 2 / I: 0
>I'll download and post images of my favourite troonslop to bait the nusois!
R: 18 / I: 11
>NAS in /soy
>zoophilia in /soy
shut. it. down
R: 4 / I: 3
keyed or locked
R: 2 / I: 0

Anime website

Oh nusois…
Don't (You) know this is a wholesome anime website? NAS vvon, xistas.
R: 4 / I: 1
>2029

>Go on the sharty


>complete 14 different captchas in a row


>get 1 wrong


>do it again and get it right


>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder


>go on /soy/, my favorite board


>Complete another 10 captchas


>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus


>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them


>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"


>Ok.


>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny


>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.


>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.


>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p


>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended


>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"


>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread


>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis


>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen


>Report them for embedded 'p


>Post is taken down immediately


>Feelsgood.jpg


>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot


>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40


>Site goes down for the 4th time this week


>It's da cord


>Site prepares a raid on the discord server


>Jump in the thread to support the effort


>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image


>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved


>I get a popup on my computer


>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!


>Reason: Discord coal


>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal


>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting


>I take another look at the slopjak


>Then I see it


>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner


>tfw it's an embedded mameson


>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal


>"It's too late"


>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers

>eardrums burst

>My computer starts hissing loudly


>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth


>zooms in on my house


>Computer catches on fire and explodes


>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead


>Get a phone call


>"Turn on the tv"


>Do as I am told, turn on the television


>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the QDL


>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see


>DOLL barges into my house


>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes


>"Who's your dada?"


>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy


>Whatever


>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p


>Life is good


>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
R: 3 / I: 2
>trans rights
R: 1 / I: 0
circuses and bread
R: 14 / I: 1
do jannies even enjoy browsing the party? I feel like all the fun is ruined once you know who's samefagging and who is not
R: 4 / I: 4
>images.steamusercontent.webp
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Is the new bait method just to type wordswordswords and attach picrel

Please bare with me. No man can actually love women without it being objectification. Don't believe me? Look at the porn industry, look at how men treat women, look at how much men admire their male peers and other male role models. (Think Napoleon, Random-philosophy dude of his choice, Hitler, Random-rapper dude of his choice, Male Historical figure A, Male Historical figure B, etc..). The "straightest" moids I've known (both online and IRL) have been obsessing over penis in some way or other, be it the penis of other men or their own. Men's insecurities and thoughts are solely limited to penis. The humor men post and the snow cock and balls you mentioned are all examples of that. When it comes to humor the first most logical thought to pop up in the male brain is male genitalia because it is the most satisfying and safe reminder of their own genitalia for them that they can cling to. Their homolust is first centered at themselves (narcissism) and then at other men (whore). Moids tend to evaluate their male friendships as much more emotionally fulfilling, it is something I have been seeing from the dawn of time. Even yesterday on 4shit I've seen moids complain that they can't have female friendships because to them women are just a piece of meat with no thoughts only there to fulfill their hypothesised idea of what heterosexual sex should be. They can only form an emotional connection with men. It is something that has moids themselves say over and over again. I've known moids tell me how men like to masturbate with each other in a friendly way, how they would help each other out while watching porn. That it is normal male behavior. All these men that told me that were straight-identifying. This solely solidifies my belief that there are no straight men and even if they have a girlfriend it is out of social expections and genetic-anxiety (all men still want to cum into something warm and slimy in the end). The TRUE heterosexual man that can actually form emotional connection with a woman is not the norm. He is abnormal and extremely rare. The norm is the gay-faux-hetero male archetype. You constantly see it in media, on the internet, in real life and even in your own boyfriend for the women that have one.
R: 22 / I: 17
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Fat blak furry spammer


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Tranime
R: 2 / I: 1
>my name is HTSM and I fell for this
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OYY THEY LITREALLY MADE /SOY/ 4CUCK QA V2 GEGGG
R: 1 / I: 0
>Testing to see if Jan jans are really gone
>hey guys it's me öscari I draw da poodles
R: 0 / I: 0
New Ben Garrison.
R: 2 / I: 0
>-ACK!
<an hero
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got a new tattoo sisters~
R: 1 / I: 1
the party never ends
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 2
>Europe is better than the, wait, WAIT DONT FUCKING POST THAT YOU NGIGER NOG NOGNONGONOGNONONGONONONONONOONONONO FUCK YOU UHHH YOU SEE WE RAPE CHILDREN BECAUSE… LISTEN IT DOESNT MATTER 18 IS TOO HIGH AN AGE OF CONSENT LET ME FUCK KIDS PLEASE SHUT UP AMERIMUT-ACK
R: 1 / I: 0
Soyjaks? Where?
R: 2 / I: 1
as a blak chaser, how do i deworm my white trans gf from acting like a nazi? it was hot at first, especially her antisemitism, but now it's like, kinda getting annoying.
<
I want her to be traditional and socially conservative, like a woman should be, but not the whole "white people are superior" thingv
R: 4 / I: 0
I hope this guy hasn’t been ‘jakked already
R: 6 / I: 2
incel
R: 4 / I: 1
"soyjack.party"
"cobson"
"coal"
"gem"
"hwabag"
"o algo"
"gemmy"
"vantablak"
"soot"
"geg"
"soyjacks"
"pepe"
"gigachad"
R: 3 / I: 2
ITT: we use the draw randomly function in JS paint on jaks and attempt to summon poopson and oreos
R: 1 / I: 0
Hey guys
R: 4 / I: 2
ever since i quit hrt my feminization has ramped up due to MEF, im only watching female streamers for example, now i just gotta find a way to be kawaii without hrt and then im set, this girl now is talking about avril lavigne makeup looks and i have a boner
R: 0 / I: 0
Is quote apart of agenda 2030?
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i am white and european AMA

hello sharti
i know you are all brown mutts
so as one of few active white users
i give you this chance to let you ask me some questions
R: 5 / I: 2
Welcome to /soy/. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on the sharty in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /soy/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As /soy/ and the sharty slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /soy/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself posting 'cado, homoerotic 'plier threads, DNB in raids, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to /soy/.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Would you date a transbian neet whose current youtube fascination is watching speedruns?
R: 0 / I: 0
>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
R: 0 / I: 0
>marge quotenigger is botting /soy/ again
R: 3 / I: 1
Quogejak is vvonnered
R: 7 / I: 6
>SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING blak MEN!

Can you believe frogniggas say this LMAO
R: 1 / I: 0
>Why would you spend an hour on the "historic context" of this art without bothering to bring up how it INTENTIONALLY palatalizes White Supremacist Myths (about gender/race/eu-genics against the disabled/fat / etc.) by letting ppl spread+reinforce its beliefs as 'not that serious/just a joke bRo' and hide that by calling it "online meme culture" instead of what it is: online white supremacist-culture. There are no "leftists" on 4chan- only white supremacists larping as ML soviet-patriots.
R: 0 / I: 0
i wonder if i can create an ai that can tell the difference between NAS and IAS then the jannies could just add it so only Ias can be posted
id need a lot of training data however
>implying quote cares about soy
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
>Why would you spend an hour on the "historic context" of this art without bothering to bring up how it INTENTIONALLY palatalizes White Supremacist Myths (about gender/race/eu-genics against the disabled/fat / etc.) by letting ppl spread+reinforce its beliefs as 'not that serious/just a joke bRo' and hide that by calling it "online meme culture" instead of what it is: online white supremacist-culture. There are no "leftists" on 4chan- only white supremacists larping as ML soviet-patriots.
R: 0 / I: 0
holy raisin 1340 pph
R: 3 / I: 3
guys please revive /soy/ pph by engaging in my thread
R: 0 / I: 0
>ban epstein posters waaaah *goons to dnb*
R: 7 / I: 5
>open soy
>no soyjaks
R: 17 / I: 5
>check the wiki after a while
>page about 'safe edgy'
>jokes about charlie kirk are safe edgy
>jokes about junko furuta are safe edgy
>joking about israel, jews and epstein are safe edgy
>slurs are safe edgy
>references to yakub, agartha and other esoteric racist groups are safe edgy
>making fun of eastern europeans having bad english is safe edgy (marge)

I know a lot more edgy stuff has been pushed to the mainstream, but as someone who hasn't browsed here in a good while, what is normal edgy now that everything is safe edgy?
R: 1 / I: 0
haruhi is gem tranime and IAS o algo
R: 12 / I: 2
Do the past few days deserve a wiki article? What should it be called
R: 0 / I: 0
why was the pipi down what happened my life revolves around this website
R: 4 / I: 1

Can you nusois stop falling for the bait

You guys do realize that the only reason why half of the 'log is bait is because it elicits a reaction out of the nusois falling for it, right?
Stop falling for the most obvious bait possible.
R: 8 / I: 1
>bronyspam thread gets to 500 reppys
>'log filled with pedo threads
>nothing by NAS spam for days

Just shut it down Quote. Better yet, kill yourself. You and your staff are worthless
R: 4 / I: 3
Eminem's pussy before he got passed around by Dre and whatnot would've been perfection. It would be tight, but not overly so, and it would be always wet.
R: 3 / I: 2
Rape quote to death
R: 0 / I: 0
This stupid fucking image of Pepe being a smug little shit award
R: 551 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 122 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 93 / I: 43
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 386 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 470 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 327 / I: 221
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.