R: 4 / I: 1
Tanzanite TRVTHNVKE on the ‘gram

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https://bonziworld.eu/

The owner of this site is butthurt and generally it's community is not great. Good for gegbulls.
If you do get banned, just use a VPN lol

R: 107 / I: 20

AVALON COLONY THREAD PART 3

SERVER IP: play.avalonearth.xyz

nu 'ead because the last one got autosaged

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Fuck it, since Quote deletes raid threads, allows failtrolls to rape the site and has decided not to take a stance against furcord, I'm going to leak classified information every day.
>No you can't do that xaar
We have a confirmed address in birmingham, and we know it's confirmed because Quote bans anyone who posts it. It's a bit much for a day 1 nuke though.

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So "Furcord" gets leaked, exposing a majority of furfag b00ru and IRCee namefags for being spiritual trannies who post "furSISAs", are "ethical", had ties to Sharkcord, and ERP'd while they swore they were "anti-porn". BUUUUUT everyone on /soy/ is completely freaking out over 'b when it was proven to us 2 weeks ago that it was completely fake and elaborate bait.

This is why this website is failing, this is why we are where we are. I try to help, but none of you fags want to actually see this place improve. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised most users of this website actually ARE autistic troon-to-be larpers who only serve to mold 'jakking into a brand new 'cord meme.

Quote and everyone in the administration needs to kill themselves for making what was once fun into what it actively mocks.

R: 2 / I: 1

FRIDAY NIGHT (((funkin))) CYTUBE THREAD

First ever user-hosted cytube legally hosted on the sharty for god fucking knows how long

For clarification, cytubes have been unbanned since that green 'igger who clops in his gooncave got 'nished (it was one of his censorship tactics i believe since he wanted central control over cytubes, maybe because he just didnt liked them and tried to kill them idfk if that was his intent it's certainly worked)

I've yet to see 'eens try this yet, 'eens might still be scared of the trauma, but let's make history and I hope to encourage more 'eens to do the same

https://cytu.be/r/goyosoyim

do note theres currently no emojis, i only just made this room, and i dont intend on adding any. this is just a test run ill probably only run it for an hour or two

R: 3 / I: 0

Gigaquoting test #04: CONCLUSIONS

This has been without a doubt the most succesful of the tests. Before, each experiment except #01 had been quickly deleted but not this time, as test #04 has survived for 30(!) minutes. This has allowed for the gathering of extensive reactions from the soy community, further enriching my research. Also just like with every other test, joons ultimately shut down the thread, but I still stand here to document it's results. The absolute lack of a punishment hints that no rule was broken in they eyes of janjans, rather they saw such a thin ice thread too much of a potential liability to allow it's existence. This solidifies the supposition that jannies act arbitrarily rather than by strict enforcement of the rules.
Either way here are the actual results:

One of the theses that had been established through previous testing was the idea of legalism, in which yan'ans will not punish you in any scenario in which the rapist and raped are both legal adults (definited as individuals older or equal to the age of 18). Today test's goal was to challenge such concept with much success.
Not only was the legalist hypothesis completely disproven, but the very definition of an adult has been completely revamped, as there is no single characteristic (age, mental ability to comprehend, bodily development) that has been shown to be strictly defining.
Here are the scenario attempted so far in which you will NOT get a ban (but your post will still most likely be deleted!!!):

-Full legal adult, no caveats

-Future legal adult counterpart of a current day child

-Legal adult but with severe mental impairment which restricts ability to understand or consent

-Technical child with the body and mind of a fully developed adult

Further testing will ensue

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Sup /soy/.

Do you like to imagine a burglar breaking into your home and tying you up? You lie there bound and helpless, your mouth gagged with a smelly panties—whatever happened to be within the burglar's reach—and sealed shut with tape. And when he gets tired from your squirming and muffing, he starts to choke you—and you get hard. He sees this and starts rubbing your crotch… The mere thought of it makes me drool. If someone could turn this into reality…

By the way this is me and my recent self bondage session. Do you like that you see?

R: 3 / I: 2
currently been watching this on pluto tv as not a lot of stuff I care about is on there I never knew how kino this show is holy shit I always thought it was that show where you didn't hate it but didn't love it like scooby doo

R: 0 / I: 0
Is anyone else gonna play the cs soy game night?

R: 8 / I: 1
>soyniggers are now spending false csam rumors as "bait"
I hate this site

R: 28 / I: 10
who is worse
south american cunnyniggers
or
south east asian cunnyniggers

R: 7 / I: 0
how do I vnc raid award

R: 53 / I: 23
Do (You) consooom any useless merchandise? Be honest

R: 222 / I: 36
FUCK I SAW 'B BEFORE IT GOT DELETED FUCK

R: 7 / I: 3
can we ban the samefag posting about 'b? or whatever 'cord group is doing it? its very annoying and all they do is go "its REALLY bad dood you DONT wanna see it and its so bad i cant even describe it at all"

R: 6 / I: 0
How do plants drink water if they have no mouths

R: 3 / I: 0
I want to try a therapeutical strategy on a transgender who has YET to start any type of hormone replacement therapy, and is open to a therapeutical strategy that seeks to eliminate gender dysphoria. I have no credentials nor am I licensed but this would be given purely for free. This would be opt-out at any time and no real world info would be given about either party. Communication can be done completely anonymously. The therapeutical strategy does not have a set timeframe. No time pressure or constraints would be given, the individual would be free to engage or disengage with the therapeutical process at will. The therapeutical strategies do not involve any direct harm, though obviously the prospect of engaging with a part of you that's sensitive may bring some harm.

Would anyone be interested or do you know anyone who might be interested? I ask the sharty first because I unironically think this would be the place on the internet with the highest population of people who meet the criteria. Maybe 4cuck would have more but I don't wanna help pedophiles.

R: 1 / I: 1
I need a strong soyteen who will be able to satisfy all my female froggy desires.

R: 4 / I: 2
TCC IS 'P

R: 9 / I: 4
sex

R: 0 / I: 0

Funny idea

We should send funkyfrogbitch some za it'd be funny as fuck

R: 14 / I: 6
what is 'b

R: 20 / I: 10
>jerked off in my own mouth on multiple occasions
>jerked off while pressing my thumb down against my urethra to prevent the cum shot on multiple occasions
>jerked off to furry porn despite not being a furry
>jerked off to gay porn despite not being gay
>jerked off to futanari porn
>jerked off to ballbusting porn
>jerked off to tranny porn
>jerked off with a glass of very hot water that i would intermittently press against my penis (and ended spilling on my cock by accident)
>jerked off with a rubber band tied around my penis
>jerked off to non-gentle femdom porn by exclusively slapping my cock (as in, using the palm of my hand to hit it)
>jerked off using toothpaste as lube (it burns)
>jerked off after cutting my penis with a knife (didn't go deep though, im not an attentionseeker faggot)
>jerked off using castor oil as lube, came and then let it crust and went to school the next day smelling abhorrent (ev&oe i showered and tried scrubbing it off, the smell didn't go away entirely)
>jerked off to a video of a tranny hanging themselves
>jerked off to a video of a woman being beaten
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today is day 1 of nofap doe so wish me luck, shartybros

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welp, this site will shut down after the 'b incident, its been a good run guys

R: 1 / I: 0
ban test

R: 0 / I: 0
The moderation on this site is so bad

R: 4 / I: 1
it's over. they found us
i'm not going down alone. im sorry.

R: 274 / I: 76
>Be me
>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>Overloading pumps as usual
>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>Gem it up
>Get bored and leave
>5 hours pass
>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

R: 13 / I: 5
What are your fetishes
Me personally I like when she's handcuffed and begging

R: 5 / I: 4
Is Reddit actually full of bots? I refuse to believe some of these niggas are real.

R: 6 / I: 0
>don't be a faggot
<magnetizes faggots
>don't be a gooner
<magnetizes gooners
>don't be a pedo
<magnetizes pedos

what is with the culture of this site

R: 1 / I: 1
What's up with B?
This is not 2016 anymore

R: 2 / I: 2
harmless cob

R: 17 / I: 5

Soy Skribbles

ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK

SOY SKRIBBLES IS BACK

join: https://skribbl.io/?zcCiJbfK

R: 0 / I: 0
low quality b on the log

R: 1 / I: 0
'b is fake btw KYSKYSKYSKYS KYS KYS

R: 7 / I: 1
whats a virus free cracked minecraft launcher, I'm grooming my friend into becoming a 'teen and he doesn't want to give money to da joos

R: 1 / I: 0
Should I get a matcha cake for my birthday next month

R: 1 / I: 0
yall niggas crazy asf

R: 7 / I: 1
I heard the sharty is shutting down tomorrow

R: 16 / I: 2
the sharty is currently undergoing the same process that lead to 4cuck's demise. dead-brained coomers keep invading the boards to post about their sick fetishes and porn addiction. either qvote completely bans NSFW threads or soyteens revolt. If not, the sharty will die a slow and painful death.

R: 0 / I: 0
giggers…

R: 4 / I: 2
Usecase for supersaging?

R: 0 / I: 0

NEVER OPEN 'B AT 3 AM

I found the file on an imageboard thread with no title, just hundreds of replies saying things like “don’t open 'b alone” and “mute it before it notices you.” Nobody explained what 'b actually was. Some people said it was a GIF, others said a video, but everyone agreed on one thing: once you watched it, you kept seeing frames from it afterward in places they shouldn’t appear. Someone uploaded a mirror link before the thread was deleted, and because I was bored and stupid, I downloaded it.

The file had no extension. Just 'b.

It opened in an old media player after freezing my computer for almost a minute. At first there was nothing except a black screen and quiet breathing through static. Then, for less than a second, a frame appeared: a dim hallway with a person standing at the far end. Another thirty seconds of blackness passed before the next frame appeared, except now the figure was closer. Every new frame flashed by too quickly to fully process, but the thing kept moving nearer each time. Its body looked wrong, stretched like corrupted video data trying to imitate a human being.

I tried pausing the video, but the breathing kept going.

Not through my speakers.

Behind me.

I turned around and saw nothing. When I looked back at my monitor, the video had changed. The hallway was gone. Now it showed a grainy image of my room from the corner near the ceiling, like a security camera feed. I could see myself sitting at my desk staring at the screen. Then something slowly stood up behind my chair in the footage. Not appearing suddenly—unfolding upward inch by inch.

I jumped away from the computer.

But in the video, I didn’t move.

The version of me onscreen stayed seated while the thing leaned closer to my ear. The image froze there for several seconds before white text appeared over the footage:

viewer synchronized

Then my monitor went black completely, and from somewhere in the apartment, in the exact same distorted audio from the file, I heard breathing begin again.

R: 8 / I: 2
What if we invent new sharty slang right now, pick the gemmiest democratically & all make a pledge of allegiance to start using it
Say your word then the meaning & context it's used in

R: 6 / I: 2
What the hell is 'b whats happened

R: 8 / I: 4
id like to note something regarding 'b

this is the second time 'b has appeared and every account of it has been consistent with the first appearance.

except theres no records of 'b as it has been wiped from the 'ki due to a chance of it containing 'p.

all of this likely means that 'b is real.

R: 12 / I: 7
does anyone have that one frogfail from october where a frognigger made a 500 word paragraph on why he thinks that daisy's destruction is cool
>doing that

R: 0 / I: 0
why is cuckflare going down so much

R: 3 / I: 2
does anyone scroll down instead of using the catalog

R: 10 / I: 2

I saw 'b

I am fucking done with humanity. No species that makes this shit is worth saving. Fuck this gay earth

R: 7 / I: 4
i saw some mf posting bullshit about "i love my boyfriend" with the image that i've shown (the video is unrelated) and my first instinct was to comment "fuck you fuck yourself fuck" due to my pure hatred for couples my age cause they are better than me yet at the same time im below everyone else

R: 31 / I: 20
Don't care what y'all incel faggots think Averi is a baddie

R: 65 / I: 17
What's the worst archived post in sharty history (assuming you won't get banned for posting it)? I want stuff to add to my poopson collection
>

R: 1 / I: 2

Reccomendations About art.

I'm currently working on a soyification of the "Deposition of Christh" by Caravaggio, which i will later call the "Deposition of Chud", now Jesus has the chud face which came out pretty well, only issue is the other faces, idk which soykakas to put on the other subjects in the drawing.

>reccomend me some soyjaks (image reference could be helpful)

R: 2 / I: 3
printing playable mp4 videos on paper and taping them to walls

R: 8 / I: 6
So since i made this gem 3 months ago. I thought about making a part two. So send me your best Pepe and Buster AI gemmies.

R: 7 / I: 3
ITT we post neutralfails

R: 2 / I: 2
i use GigaOS, how could you tell?

R: 14 / I: 14

ITT

post the banner you got

R: 2 / I: 2
reminder that autistic people are perfectly capable of resisting urges and should be held accountable for their actions

R: 3 / I: 4
new frogfail get
>

R: 3 / I: 2
raisins are pretty good, actually
>

R: 20 / I: 9

i genuinely need help

i know asking the sharty for personal issues is retarded but i wanna share this somewhere, i am genuinely worried for my long-time friend because i feel like he is becoming a failtroll, he has connections with a ton of people in alot of failtroll communities, he is long time friends with leaders of the biggest failtroll community and so on and so forth, he always tells me he isnt doing anything in these communities but i highly doubt it since you cant just be participating in communities like these and doing nothing in it, my suspcision started to arise more when he told me about leader of the one of the biggest failtroll communities was quitting, i asked him why, he told me it was because of personal issues, i asked him what personal issues and this nigga quite literally said
>oh i cant share it because i promised him that i wouldnt share it to anybody else
by the way this leader we are talking about was quite literally teaching people how to find literal 'p, i dont think you would want to keep a promise with a nigga like that, and the fact that he claims himself as a 'teen aswell is fucking retarded aswell, normally i would just block these type of niggas but this is a long-time best friend i am dealing with, he wasn't like this, i dont know what to do with him because i made so many memories with him, should i distance myself away from him? what should i do? i dont want a raid because this is more of a personal issue i want advice in.

R: 5 / I: 3
I am a 12 year old voice actrXr from a Sri Lankan maggot farm and this is my voice acting

R: 3 / I: 0
qwote wtf is this vibecoded ass website
why does this post have 2 replies made an hour before the post was created with ids on them
and why do they dissapear when i actually go view the post

R: 3 / I: 1

Why five nights at COBSONSSSS should stay down

The soyjacks are a dead meme bruh. Why don’t you dudes just play some tf2 XD BUILDING A SENTRY. Tf2 is based and kicks transphobes like you incel 9channers you soyjacksers are done and cringe mater “sniping is a good job” - the sniper who is based and supports trans rights. You kids on the right can’t meme; and I’ve reported this game nearly 390,000 times alone

R: 303 / I: 72
confession thread

tell us your deepest and darkest secrets

R: 4 / I: 1

Do you think /soy/ will have 20,000,000 posts by the end of this year?

R: 11 / I: 2
Why have we not 'oxed 'aped and killed Chazington yet?

R: 1 / I: 0
>Nusois cant even date screenshots by their id number
>1M - Sep 20 20 - Aug 31 21
1M - Aug 31 21 - Jan 9 23
2M - Jan 9 23 - Apr 26 23
3M - Apr 26 23 - Jul 19 23
4M - Jul 19 23 - Oct 11 23
5M - Oct 11 23 - Jan 16 24
6M - Jan 16 24 - Apr 27 24
7M - Apr 27 24 - Jul 22 24
8M - Jul 22 24 - Nov 3 24
9M - Nov 3 24 - Feb 15 25
10M - Feb 15 25 - May 6 25
11M - May 6 25 - Jul 4 25
12M - Jul 4 25 - Sep 6 25
13M - Sep 6 25 - Nov 16 25
14M - Nov 16 25 - Jan 28 26
15M - Jan 28 26 - Apr 28 26
16M - April 28 26 - Future (July? August?)

R: 17 / I: 3

It's funny when trannies accuse TERF's of white feminsim

When every Radfem I see on Xitter is a Shitskins whether a SEAmonkey,Pajeet,Latinx or some other brownoid. Trannies are projecting since trannies are the ones who are mostly White

R: 10 / I: 7
reminder

R: 5 / I: 3
Had a dream where this site shut down. It was very scary.

R: 10 / I: 6

Hey nusoi

You don't actually need to type out the variant's name in the captcha, gibberish will do.

R: 4 / I: 4
I really like this incomprehensible Woah jack, fascinating genre

R: 4 / I: 2
is this good opsec?
>

R: 9 / I: 4
>discorddit
………………..

R: 1 / I: 2
grandma

R: 7 / I: 2
What attracts aspies, trannies, and furries to broadcasting in general?

R: 11 / I: 3
This is not good. Literally this whole majority bans have been ban evasions and rule 2. What the fuck is happening to the sharty?

R: 7 / I: 5
Do you like my gemmie ?

R: 1 / I: 2
I need help.
I have a deadline tommorow and i will be 'aped if i dont make websites based on figma.
https://www.figma.com/design/F7FsoqhaydDzi9xXsUX7tc/%D0%92%D0%94-X-24?node-id=0-1&t=IMz02CZD5OZuNCXE-1
https://www.figma.com/design/qi79CKjum8NQcbsr59FraE/%D0%92%D0%94-3-24?node-id=0-1&t=7ejDGBe9VLGDkZuR-1
Figma things wont open for me. HELP!!!

R: 4 / I: 4
A new era of PC.

25.0528, 121.5990

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Oh NONONONONONONO NUSQIS CANT EVEN PLAY CHESS

The absolute state of brown shartoddlers who can’t play chess without blundering a ‘iece
The BIPOC player isn’t even good either because he missed an excellent combination that would’ve won the White QVVN (no I’m not telling you)

R: 50 / I: 13
A GEEEEEEEEG I found on kway, can anyone give me a link to xer profile? This one right here is a gem tier gegbull

R: 126 / I: 48
Is anyone else tired of the "based and christpilled" memes, paganism, and porn on the sharty?

yes this is a moralgod thread

R: 10 / I: 5
Michael Obama is literally a tranny should we dox him

R: 7 / I: 1
When you goon to porn, there is always the non zero chance that you are gooning to a tranny

R: 7 / I: 1
OYYYYYY THEY ARE POSTING POG MEDIA ('P, 'O, 'G) ON 'HEMMY USING A SINGLE .MP4 FILE

R: 2 / I: 2
I cant go an hour without my bbc getting hard

R: 12 / I: 31
I'm selling objects here, let me know what you want
Lowest sale price = Free
Highest sale price = 8 Gems (post your gems)

R: 26 / I: 4
Hunkies Our response?

R: 9 / I: 3

file name straight outta niggerhell

old 'toss

R: 3 / I: 0
Kuz gemmies

R: 2 / I: 2
aye lav u leetal bobrze o kurwa fackin gryze

R: 2 / I: 2

test

test fuggen jerdee
no arrow because i look like this and shieet

R: 5 / I: 5
does anyone have the video of the esl fnf pedo saying
>why are you niggas so obsessed about me o algo? you know i have a signed copy of daisy's destruction that i watch every single day, soon my wrath will be unleashed upon you obsessed soycucks o algo, anyways time to goon

R: 7 / I: 4
I miss my Mongolian friend

R: 192 / I: 44
Itt we doxx this tranny to the Moroccan police and get them executed or something
https://x.com/TheNewRhyme
https://www.youtube.com/@HazelAintSonic
https://t.co/yle8OPkgfN

R: 15 / I: 4
if you put these two niggers in a fistfight who do you think would win
>
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R: 5 / I: 4

The Perfect Bait

The biggest PONERALD that hit the sharty

R: 1 / I: 2
frogs will never recover
>

R: 9 / I: 2

Itt we learn about lesotho

Pay attention teens

R: 48 / I: 11
imagine running 4chan right now with basically no users since the hack nophono paying to advertise on your website so you have to price gouge the few remaining users for a pass by making the captcha practically impossible

R: 5 / I: 2

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Toss

R: 6 / I: 4

GEEEGGG I CAN'T

Do TADC PEDOS REALLY

R: 2 / I: 1
I may be a jew, I may hate goycattle, but you guys are just fine, you guys are my favorite goyim.

R: 45 / I: 20

How many actual women are active in the Soysphere

I'd personaly guess it's about like 50 truecell rest are e-girl attention whore's.
(Respect for those xistas who dont do that your the best sweetie's (　＾ω＾))

R: 6 / I: 3
I cannot stop talking about the jarty. Every day I randomly blurt out "jarty" or "its the fuggen jardee". Please help me.

R: 3 / I: 2
how many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

R: 40 / I: 10
new board for the hosty
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R: 20 / I: 3
We should have clitoris colour wars

R: 13 / I: 6
What should I get for lunch theres a mcdonalds a dairy queen a hardees and a subway
And a burger king but they suck

R: 7 / I: 4
Hey nusoi, do I pass?

R: 14 / I: 6
Can people send images of people getting banned? I need them for a little SMV i wanna make

R: 1 / I: 2

Enslave all foids

R: 5 / I: 3

do (YOU) have a partner? (girlfriend or boyfriend)

R: 14 / I: 2
Join us.
https://richup.io/room/8gpns

R: 8 / I: 3
Wioudl you eatt the gigachad happy meal?

R: 7 / I: 2
What rhymes with Jarty and begins with a z?
>

R: 6 / I: 4
racism is not cool

R: 4 / I: 2
nu fail archive
https://archive.org/details/frogfailarchive3
have fun

R: 4 / I: 3
Don't mind me, I'm foraging evidence

R: 7 / I: 3
This heat, man
All i can smell are my sweaty inner-thighs, balls and armpits

Just a thick thug of jungle juices

R: 9 / I: 1
DOX THIS JEW TEACHER
his name is Jacob Hill he teaches my sister and he worships black people his boyfriend is black and he volunteered to teach in zimbabwe he hates white people and teaches kids that whitey is the devil
DOX HIM

R: 66 / I: 50
let's cast the official soy movie™
i'll go first

R: 12 / I: 5
Would you eat the soyboy happymeal?

R: 9 / I: 5
I like fingering my femboy booty to interracial gangbangs and white boi beatdowns

R: 19 / I: 3
For some reason soyworld crashed overnight
Here's the server:
mc.soyworld.online
It's a cracked minecraft server on 1.21.11, any free account can join

R: 6 / I: 3
does asking for pirated movies result in a rule 1 permaban?

R: 26 / I: 6
Do they do this in your country?

R: 4 / I: 3
Ladies here woiuld you eat giga Stacy happymeal

R: 11 / I: 3
Roll

R: 1 / I: 0
how much soy are you

R: 2 / I: 2
i put on haga navila and my mom started dancing i think shes zogged out

R: 42 / I: 21
You wouldn’t hate this fox, would you?

R: 5 / I: 4
WHITE activities

R: 6 / I: 3
I will break every rule except rules 2 and 6

R: 4 / I: 1
Minecraft porn is the white man's pastime

R: 9 / I: 9
so many tcc fags on /soy/ for sum reason
can sumbudy 'ape them off the sharty

R: 7 / I: 4
what if soyjaks were real

R: 2 / I: 3
Sanctioned suicide gemmies

R: 6 / I: 2
Lefties and jews will tell you that they only follow rigorously and scientifically backed studies. But when it comes to psychology especially with right wingers they default to assuming weird stuff like penis size and internalized homophobia that has no scientific basis. Especially on the sharty I mean we've all seen the "twp" spammers.

R: 5 / I: 3
If a dodgy looking guy in an unmarked van pulled up beside you and offered to show you some soyjaks if you went inside, would you?

R: 23 / I: 8
Life of a wh*Te male😂😂😂

R: 21 / I: 4
b00ruGODS, why does this error occur? (i made this account a few days ago, right now i tried to log in for the first time)

>retry ip verfication
also doesn't work

R: 3 / I: 2
Quote raped me #metoo

R: 3 / I: 5
does anyone know the unix filename changed to 178?

R: 10 / I: 7
I had a nightmare and I'm really upset how do I feel not upset?

R: 5 / I: 6
Omar mateen gemmies

R: 4 / I: 2
Nu 'toss

R: 0 / I: 0
Old ‘toss

R: 0 / I: 0
She wonned or something

R: 36 / I: 25
Seung hui Cho gemmies

R: 2 / I: 0
why is the captcha on

R: 1 / I: 2

hahahahaha

hahahhahahahahahah

R: 22 / I: 4
Why does it seem that most online right wingers hate latinx people more than niggers

R: 11 / I: 5
we need to put every lolicon into a database or some shit and track them

R: 8 / I: 9
Hi it's soytan

R: 3 / I: 2
The new captcha sucks

R: 8 / I: 5
Did anyone else see that

R: 3 / I: 2
*feels the aura*

R: 7 / I: 3
can somebeidor tell me the name of the music?

R: 6 / I: 4
the jerdee hospital

R: 2 / I: 2
using your useragent to namefag

R: 5 / I: 3
Does Nick or Kanye West post on the sharty?

R: 15 / I: 7
joeyy thread

R: 12 / I: 7
Look at this cute fox and bunny

R: 1 / I: 2
>lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash
>decide to earn one billion GBP
>buckle down and start working hard
>clean the piss, shit, and cum jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP
>step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP
>get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each
>enroll back in college, 100 points
>keep racking up points for years
>lose weight, get fit 100,000 points
>get a gf 10,000 points
> graduate medical school 100,000 points
>get married and buy a house 1,000,000 points
>mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well
>decide to see them through college for bonus points
>fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis
>I'm getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP
>my sons are happy to see me
>my daughter is saying some shit about how stressful college life is
>"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive"
›well, honey, I'm sure you'll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP,. 10 points for giving fatherly advice means l've reached my goal)
>"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you
>honey I love you too, believe me life is-
>a smug smile creeps upon my lips
>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY
>right-hook my daughter in the face
>shit on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner
>my family looks on in horror
>sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home
>kick the door down
>shake her hand and smear i with shit
>IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES
>she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one

That was 4 years ago. I've been living off my GBP and eating mounds upon mounds of tendies ever since.

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jews

why can't jews just vanish already

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Dollists always lose
>

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make a soyki article of this very thread or something

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tcc 'cord woke up

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IAS gem

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What's the best soylitical ideology?

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Sex is actually fucking disgusting if you think about it.

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What's the best soylitical ideology?

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is M.U.G.E.N aryan?

what does /soy/ think of M.U.G.E.N though

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Me and my Filipina girlfriend

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Art Request, Troonification

this is the modification of the previous art made by me that a dude asked me to troonify

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Junko furoto dying was

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OMGXISA

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I think I'm watching the wrong version of the Soys.
>

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Nigga hello

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Is the server down for you guys too or is it just me?

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Benfag Won.

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furries are white

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I was killed yesterday

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Decide what book I buy

Continuation of https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16296403.html
Book won the poll

Fingerboy nameroll decides which book I purchase

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<The german word for "tranny" is grammatically female

keeeeekkk

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ive been sitting on the toilet for three hours now. I am so badly urging to poop but i can’t. every time i have white castle this happens

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> nusois aren’t furries
Nusois… I…

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I just had a scary ass fucking dream where i literally saw giga himself imposed on my chair during sleep paralysis that was so scary who wants to cuddle me to sleep

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does anyone remember where this gif was traced from
i think it was sonic-related
>i dont look like this

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does anyone have a better archive of the pedophile "Proxima64" dox thread where you can view the attached images?

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You know, I am so incredibly glad that I have a girlfriend because it feels like everything on the internet now is designed to blackpill you about women and convince you that you'll never be able to find one that loves you. Especially Xitter.
If I didn't already have a GF that shit would definitely one-shot me and it did in the past

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This EPI'd me

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What is he eating?

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Is that Solomon?

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Hey nusois

I just pooped on my teddy bear toy! KEK IT'S KINO!

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bendale "quavion" lotaperfade the third

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Why can't we say Bra-nigger here

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this website has destroyed my mind
you guys see it too right?

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lets all post our femjanny and femquote gemmies like picrel

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Am I the only one who's noticed we haven't raided an imageboard since february? We should raid one, it'd be gemmy.

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hello

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hiiii

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Can someone giga him?

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quote i can be your lapdog janny during eurohours

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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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CSS Gamesesh

A CS_SOY Gamenight will be happening THIS FRIDAY at 11PM UTC!
DISCUSSION THREAD:>>>/v/42196
STEAM GROUP:https://steamcommunity.com/groups/soylentsource

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru