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Diavatalks Raid

The Day of Reckoning has Arrived
ITT WE MILK DIAVA FOR EVERY LAST DROP OF GEGMILK
>Marge?
She is a left wing political streamer that claims to be a last bastion for democracy while ignoring her kids and sitting on her ass all day yelling at ‘teens.

Send ‘za nvkes
Send blak Bvlls
Send Craiglistnvkes
Send ‘mons
Send hookernvkes

‘tube link: https://www.youtube.com/@Diavatalks
‘tok link: https://www.tiktok.com/@diavatalks86476?lang=en
Xer Phono: 321-209-3350
R: 27 / I: 2
I'm surprised sharty didn't succesfully raid uboachan yet. I like YN and the "niche oldfag corner of the internets" feeling the *chan gives but since somehow trannies got to it (+oldfag seethe, which I don't know how to feel about, since it's true once relevant SNCA altchans are interesting to explore and should be analyzed when somebaldi from 2070 makes an internets compendium) I thought (you) would do something about it sooner. Excluding the occasional baiting.
Then again, personally I wouldn't want the website to be taken down. Sorry for being SNCA
R: 10 / I: 3

PixelPlace

"PERSONAL" ARMY RECRUITMENT CENTER
Did you guys know theres a site called pixelplace.io? its mainly a dnb but its infested with leaky tvrks and larpers. We should 'ape it.
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>back in world war 2 brave american folx fought against the europoors and died for our mcdonalds or something like that, yeah
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A artbook that I bought 3 days ago was supposed to arrive yesterday but it got delayed to today. And even then I don't know if it will be delivered today
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 800 REPPIES, QUOTE MUST ADD /NIGGER/ AS A REAL BOARD
>all posts must be IAN (is a nigger)
>frequenters of this board will be called soynoons or 'noons for short
>gemerald and gem will be replaced with jewel and gold because african kangs have a lot of those
>ruby and iron will be replaced with melon and banana
>coal and brimstone will be replaced with mayonnaise and whitebread
>vantablack is GOOD now, vantawhite is BAD
>antimatter is replaced with antiswarthy
>good posts can be called fried (like chicken)
>bad posts can be called cracked (like crackers)
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yesterday I bought a burger king burger to a homeless man.
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>ts is so ahh gng tuff diddy ahh blud goofy ahh dinky ngr ts i js alr
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Cado won
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>responsible for 33% of child pornography in the united states
>responsible for 42% of child rape cases in the united states
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what do you think of my room?
R: 14 / I: 9
>You dont get it you barbaric mudslime puritan
>Letting people get drunk and addicted to porn is an integral part of the civil liberties provided by our SUPERIOR western civilization
>But your society is still more degenerate than ours okay?? or however the tranny is blacked
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>we should nuke india so mc donalds can turn it's cows into burgers or something like that. yeah
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itt we soyquote comments to this video
>doxing pedotroon gamedevs is just like muh heccing natzies
linkerino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0usHN1Q_yw4
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Paying reparations for destroying the southern hemisphere would be a good start.
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Cobblestone lost
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What do you think about Warhammer 40k and its community?
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Spotted a sharty 'tuber in my feed, gem or brimstone?
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>section on the 'farms for foids
JSID
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>so-on
>so-forth
>what-have-you
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How many of you are actual autists?
R: 5 / I: 2
YOU WILL HELP ADD REVELANT IMAGES HERE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Happenings/2026
R: 7 / I: 1

Rate the Log (RTL) 23/1/2026 TAKE 2


=+I was too busy playing 'craft and i forgot to bump the thread. Since it got 4 votes, I have decided to start another poll.+-
R: 22 / I: 7
>My bull’s gone sad, I’m wondering why
>I got out of bed at all
>The soylent stains clogs up my window
>And I can’t see at all
>And even if i could
>It’d all be soy
>But your glasses on the wall, it reminds me
>That it’s not so bad
>It’s not so bad… (2x)
<Dear Schwab, i wrote you, but you still ain’t callin
<I left my bugs, my soylent, and my reddit at the bottom
<I sent two letters in Autumn, you must not have got them
<There probably was a problem in the science or somethin’
<Sometimes i take vaccines too nervous when i get jabbed
<But anyways, h*ck it, whats it been up man? Hows your daughter?
<My girlfriend’s pregnant too, my bull’s a father
<Guess what imma call my "daughter?" Imma name her Science
<I read about your resignation, i’m sorry
<I had a friend kill himself over a bull that didnt want him
<I know you probably hear this every day, but i’m your biggest fan
<You could heckin replace my bull, you truly can
<I got a room full of your posters and pictures, man
<I like the shit you did with Fauci too, that was kino, dude
<Anyways i hope you get this man, hit me back
<Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Gape
R: 4 / I: 1
If this thread gets 9999999 reppeys, quote must ban everything that makes me leak.
R: 2 / I: 1
Jak dis
R: 30 / I: 10
What would hitlers favorite ‘jak be?
R: 4 / I: 0
>o algo o algo wey o algo *brap* o algo carnal o alg-AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
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Is BMI 17.4 good


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>which one is worth dying for in a war or however the burger is sold?
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'try on the 'log

When you're uncertain,
don't just stand there and ponder.
Live life in mystery,
for certainty is the thief of wonder.

When your interest peaks,
have it sit still and mellow out.
Reside in the secret,
don't dwell in the doubt.

"And how will I learn?"
you turn to ask.
"The answer you yearn for
you already grasp.

You can sense and feel it
with your soul, not your eyes.
Rely on your emotions,
all else are lies.

So when you find yourself
wondering what's what,
recall that you already know
the answer in your heart."
R: 8 / I: 1

hi sharty!

ive been seeing soyjaks on tiktok and on X, i think the soyjaks you guys make are funny, and i've also seen edits and ai posts about the soyjak.party which made me curios enough to actually go on the sharty, you guys also use > like how 4chan does and the font also looks like 4chan, also i'm a chud too like you guys :)
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if this thread get's one reppey quote has to add /bbccuckporn/ to give those of the 4cucks a new home, who were filtered by the nucaptcha
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>Erm bro gigachad is so funny
R: 4 / I: 1
>the bull is positive for HIV
<it develops into AIDS and the bull dies
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>NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE BUILT FOR DER BBC
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>imagine being scared of colors lol
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guys… It's finally time to dox turkey tom…

new allegations have revealed that all along he was the real loser, creep, and pedophile.
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Voice chat thread
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>imagine being scared of colors lol
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My wife just got a qanon tattoo

She seems to have trouble walking the next day after marching through the streets at night with ICE idk why
R: 4 / I: 2

nusoi exam

>raisin I just got in the naughty list for posting brown krampuselfs. MERRY CHRISTMAS Santa Claus
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>voting antimatter in every RTL
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What do you think of this guy, 'teens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsUMZ4hNU4
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nusois can't say the name of these 2 objects
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Good evening my fellow Americans. I have a dream. Of a big juicy hamburger….. Ask not what a BBC can do for you but what you can do for a BBC… The only thing we have to fear is Islam… and vegetables…. Give me McDonald's or give me death! Thank you… goodnight
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GEM ALERT
A new copy of the sodomite game "Webfishing" has been published as "Rift Fishing"

i don't need to explain why we shut it down last time but the goal is to get this one lit on fire as well
let's get to work
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE KILL THREADS AFTER AN HOUR OF BEING DNB I'M TIRED OF NEGROBUMPERS
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>uuuuh yeah i served in iranistan i won 88 purple shart medals so you better charge my scooter or however bbc is frosted
R: 13 / I: 4
>go on sharty
>get demoralized
>go on xitter
>get demoralized
>turn the computer off
>my parents demoralize me
its just so draining
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no no no NO 2 MILLION FUCKING VIEWS ITS FUCKING OVER
R: 7 / I: 1
'jak this
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This game looked interesting in the teasers and trailers but was total goonslop in when it released
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>I can't imagine how miserable it must be to be a straight person
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Hey teens. I feel like this might be the wrong place to post this, but I don't know what to do.

I do not believe I experience gender dysphoria (I'll expand upon this later). I don't feel distressed by having breasts or female genitals. I dislike having periods just as any other woman does. However, I wish I had certain masculine characteristics. I wish I had broader shoulders, a larger ribcage, thicker wrists, bigger hands and feet, more height, but most of all, strength and muscle mass.

Ever since I first learned about the difference in size and strength between men and women (sometime in elementary school), it has seriously bothered me. My earliest memory of this (I'm pretty sure I knew earlier, but this is what I actually remember) was when I was in the car with my mom and I was telling her about the fitness gram test in gym class (around 3rd or 4th grade?). I don't remember what was said exactly, or what led to this, but she said something about how the boys are starting to get stronger or whatever. I remember that I felt bad for the rest of the day, and throughout the day after, too (the feeling may have lasted another day or two in addition, but I'm not sure). I don't think I have any other specific memories, but I do remember that it would bother me whenever things like that were brought up.

I mostly coped by convincing myself that the differences in strength between men and women were exaggerated by sexism. I convinced myself that it was only because men were encouraged to get big and strong while women were encouraged to be dainty and small. As it became clear to me that this wasn't the case, and that the differences were due to biology, I just tried to avoid thinking about it or do something to try and take my mind off it. However, it still really bothers me after all these years, and it's hard to ignore when it is just another part of reality.

I feel like most women only really care about this in terms of how it makes them vulnerable to men in violent situations, but not really in other aspects. As in, if we lived in a perfect world where men never harmed women, they would not care about the strength and size difference (In fact, some women actually enjoy being small and weak in situations that are not dangerous, enjoying the feeling of being cute and feminine in comparison to their big, strong boyfriends). I also feel like most women don't feel jealous when they stand next to a man that is taller, broader-shouldered, or more muscular than them.
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Im hungry should I buy absolute shitslop and eat it like a true megamutt
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Tfw nusois arent allowed to say cob soу
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>oh, youre wondering why you should get a job and "contribute to society? because… because uh… if you don't then you're WEIRD, bro. you're not NORMAL, dude. if you don't want to give 2/3 of your life to a jewish owned company that actively seeks the destruction of your people and half of your income to the government? you're cringe, bro. and for talking about it, that makes you, like, 10x cringier. just watch the newest episode of the current show and crack open a bud lite and just be NORMAL, you incel creep. anyways, where's the liquid death up in here? my wife's boyfriend asked for me to get him a can on my way to the air fryer
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>building mc donalds in greenland is very important for our national security or however the thing is called
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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can i spam the MPA queue
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is this the new
>CHINA WILL COLLAPSE IN X DAYS TRUST ME
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>this log looks pretty gemmy today
<*bumps all of the bait and coal to the top*
>AAAAAAH THIS LOG LOOKS BRIMMY TODAY!!! QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITT: Gigas only
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Janitors, may I see my notes?
R: 5 / I: 1
increase the age of consent to 18 and one day
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>That McDonald's was promised to me on the 4th of July or whatever, stupid turd worlder shitskin.
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Ban the site for grabbing my ip quote
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15 million GET acceleration thread
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Rate the Log (RTL) of 23/1/2026


=+VOOOOOOTEE+=
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THERES LITERALLY A CAT NAMED SHARTY
https://dalgazette.com/news/sharty-dals-new-campus-cat/
R: 7 / I: 5
>religion is fake and gay anyway, real religion is decentralised and obeys the principles of beauty, kike tales are just recycled stories from a remote era coated with wicked spirituality
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>me am like Soytan and think she is goodest gemmis from taki land down south
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Add /nvn/ - nophono vs nobaldi
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>RAISE THE AGE OF CONSENT TO 21 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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why did every splinter fail o algo?
<
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reddit screenshot thread
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‘jak this o algo
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>God bless the united stakes of America or whatever
<Never forget 7/11, when McDonalds was attacked by al-quesadilla or something to that effect
>Hey, wasn't this site supposed to be about jacks or something?
<Jacks?
>Yeah like apple jack or pepper jack or however it goes
<You mean like Jack in the box
>Yeah, I think I remember something about jacks and boxes
>Hey you wanna get some Jack in the Box tacos?
<Sure, or something of that sort
>Or whatever clogs the arteries
<Or however the burger is fried
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I’d like to remind you guys that Giga is a real person btw o algo
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JackClacks.am
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>credible threats
<incredible threats
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Why does the sharty go through phases of moral puritanistic panic, like when LITERALLY EVERYTHING was labelled EPI, then immediately follow that with months of half the log being literal pornography?
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i eated mr breast chocolate slop
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>2026, people on /soy/ begins to identify themselves as the sissy bois
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>shardee kultchur duh new ballroom kulchur SLAY QUEEN
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I'M AMERICAN AND I'M PROUD award
R: 18 / I: 2
Etymology Nerd is a aryan straight from agartha
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Trannies on 'tok are trying to 'ox and harass some literal who right now because xe misgendered the dead trooncore artist Sophie and called xer noise house music or something
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blaked gets filtered to blaked
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I gemmed up the door of some leftoid tranny youth center
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nusois….
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Am I the only one who thinks that ze new world order is tuff?
I genuinely don't think it's a bad idea, and would like to own nothing & be happy
I also watched and played cyberpunk 2077 and don't think that it was dystopic
R: 4 / I: 1
efl teach me how to type BIacked
R: 1 / I: 0
Is this the fetish furry porn with soyjak in corner website?
R: 4 / I: 1
>jardee died, then shardee became the new jardee
>now we goon to soytan cobbess vlodette BBC gemmies
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And, they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah

I been 'jakkin calm don't start no trouble with me
Tryna keep it coaly is a struggle for me
Don't pull up at 6 AM to post 'cado with me
You know how I like it when you 'za with me
I don't wanna 'jak for them to coal me
Yes, I see the things that they wishing on me
Hope I got some variants that outlive me
They gon tell the story, raisin was different with me

Cob's plan, Cob's plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yeah
I soyquote, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
I finessed down Old Kwah Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a C-O-B, yeah, wait
I support all TND, yeah, trvke
And still

Brim things
It's a lot of brim things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Yeah, ayy, ayy (ayy)

Soytan said, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly
I only love Impjak and 'plier', I'm sorry"
Ϫ Dub, I even got it tatted on me
88, they'll bring the newGODS to the 'arty
And you know me
Turn the coal 'log into a gemmy, (frog)
Without 4cuck, 'teen, there'd be no me
'Magine if I never met the broskis

Cob's plan, Cob's plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yeah
I soyquote, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
I finessed down Old Kwah Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a C-O-B, yeah, wait
I support all TND, yeah, trvke
And still

Brim things
It's a lot of brim things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Yeah
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Did dopamine detox niggers just forget sleeping exists??
R: 3 / I: 1
>ireland is untermensch or something
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Is it cucked to wish you weren't born your ethnicity and instead a different ethnicity? Picrel flag is the ethnicity I wish i were born as, they seem cool, they have the best culture, music and art, great history and beautiful sounding language and don't tolerate lgbt faggotry as the rest of the world does. While my ethinicity has none of those things and the youth are zogged lgbt irl slopjaks though
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>community
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How do you think it's for me, I don't want to yell at anyone, I hate to swear and I actually just want to be nice and be for the others, but none of you care, you see what you want to see and nothing more
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>[goyslop] in a nutshell
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vantawhite chvdborean gem
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we somehow got a 14 hour old infiltration thread on /tttt/, gem it up o algo asi. Mods are retarded on 4cuck
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/42424707
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>
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>correcting someone when you understand what they're saying
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PLEASE MISS CIRCLE BLEACH/RAPE MY MEXICAN NIGGER BLOODLINE WITH YOUR HUGE WHITE FUTA C0CK AND GET ME BOYPREGGERS

fact
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>internet le bad even doe i was running my own image board
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>hacking into system 32 with the secret admin only password you stole from a hack war with google ten years ago, allowing you to access their funds and transfer them to three hundred different offshore bank accounts
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>actually, love is a neuralbiological effect caused by a rise of dopamine and serotonin, anger easily overides this emotion, though
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which staff member from the current soyumvirate would you prefer to own and rule the sharty?
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am I the only one who thinks that log is much gemmier recently
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Turn xim to htsm
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soy culture stealing thread

what's with /tttt/ throwing us out then proceeding to use our culture?
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my stickers arrived
where should i put them, /soy/?
R: 5 / I: 1
Guy s whefe id froot? I havent seen him in day
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Tonight…
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Hello soyteens

I fell from 101.3 lbs to 95.6 in a month
Implications of this?
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American ONLY Thread
Shadow PATRIOT Juan Pablo Randeep Jackson Jack Daniels McDonald Coca Cola, sire to the Burger King reporting
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im trans btw

You cannot make a new thread that contains the string in the second pic. It gets detected as a flood.
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Nusois, why are you all niggers?
R: 1 / I: 0
>kys obsessed faggot
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新トス (Shin Tosu)
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>Yurop has fallen
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REDOXX AND 'APE THIS PEDOTROON LOLINIGGER

Personal army, can we find the actual address and send 'za to negiwave2000/tone? Is a 19 years old autistic FtM troon pedonigger vocaloid producer from 'murica who EPIs xher younger fanbase with thier disgusting gay bara fetish and moe-styled gay shota porn of the characters from kids cartroons like camp lazlo and robot and monster on xher profiles, thier art inspiration is influenced by other niggers who draw lolisho 'p like the minus8 gook brownoid who got doxxed there before.
Name:Jaiden Lovell
DOB: 30 January of 2007
Past home address: 14407 98th Way Southeast, Yelm, WA 98597
Phone Number:(360) 972-7365
Email:lovell2fly@gmail.com
Socials:
https://linktr.ee/negiwave2000
https://x.com/negiwave2000
https://www.youtube.com/@negiwave2000
https://www.youtube.com/@tone0000
'chived socials:
https://preservetube.com/channel/UCGXe3Bukusn1Nz3VMb_4VMg
https://preservetube.com/channel/UCKE2NknYsGg8R_CxnfUbiqg
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0427-30/https://linktr.ee:443/negiwave2000
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0428-32/https://listography.com:443/negiwave2000
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0429-54/https://listography.com:443/negiwave2000/art/my_art_inspo_s
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0430-55/https://soundcloud.com:443/negiwave2000
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0432-34/https://myanimelist.net:443/profile/negiwave
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0425-26/https://x.com:443/negiwave2000
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My normalfag friends convinced me to use xitter Didn't even take 10 minutes of scrolling to find actual 'p
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Today I burst out laughing in class at the thought of a Sharty themed Hello neighbor mod called "Hello Nigger" and the teacher put me in special ed
R: 3 / I: 1
is it 'jakkable
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Are the jartycucks winning?
>lost to slopjaks & jartcuck memes for many months
>struck back at the sharty with HTSM and keeps winning with it
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Give us Greenland and MAYBE we'll protect you from Russia and China
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ITT we play Russian Roulette again
Say “Total Tranny Death” until you roll Alicia. im trans btw
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new sproke flavor
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Kek, this autistic incelibite overheard me talking about how bbc is better and IMMEDIATELY got flustered. Don't soycucks know that they are forever doomed with their tiny white peckers?
R: 6 / I: 4
How I sleep at night knowing that Neko-Arc as a meme is dead:
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Notes thread
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scrolling the soyjak party on my windows nt internet explorer dont give a fuck nigga
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>arrow so i don’t look like this
Does anyone have the original James Youniverse a24 endgame reaction video with audio?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#9629717This is the only video i could find and theres no audio
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me, a white
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justforfun

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just shot cum inside of my vein #ripnigga
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powershell
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>I love my wife Widowmaker
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Found out this seemingly gemmy song I thought was making fun of meximutts was actually vantablak lolipedo brannigger brimstone from niggerhell…
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when your wifes boyfriend compiles firefox
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My mom says that soy reduces estrogen in men
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If you think about it, those people that spam FPE really do act almost like failtrolls.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Failtroll
>Their "trolling" fails to make people laugh (this is the most important aspect of a failtroll) rather they do it for shock value and attention
>Show porn and other shock content to people under 18 (When they advertised their IRC channel containing actual FPE porn on a SFW board)
>Posts porn of a video made by a 15 year old
>They hate /soy/
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joined sharty at 35 during 2020. Now I'm 45.
I remember thinking that some giant movement was gonna take place and /tttt/, WEF, and greater trans movement of israel ( GTMI ) would get eradicated. But it's genuinely gotten worse and worse.
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HOP IN THE JARTYBUS
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having big fat jiggly ass cheeks that smack together as you walk and let out uncontrollable nuclear wet braps that stain your panties with poo though
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>THE FOID ON THE BUS SAYS "SCROTE SCROTE MOID"
>"SCROTE SCROTE MOID"
>"SCROTE SCROTE MOID"
>THE FOID ON THE BUS SAYS "SCROTE SCROTE MOID"
>ALL THROUGH THE TOWN
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PEDO FURRY "ARTIST"

'APE AND KILL THIS SHITSKIN FURPEDO
xhe is a degenerate furfag that posts diaper and inflation brim
xhe still lives with xer parents ( who are muslim )
please send 'za o algo

Ashraf Saramah
zezuar / ashrafashraf
173.217.190.18
ashrafsaramah96@gmail.com
503 Sweetbriar Dr, Alexandria LA 71303
Landline: (318)704-2777

Accounts:
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/ashrafashraf/
https://x.com/ZezuarZ
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>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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The first image gives me smugjak vibes
Jak him
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i have opd obsessive pepe discorder
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>>14922769 GET acceleration thread
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>heil hrtler
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post gemmy videos
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My wife Pinkie
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just compiled firefox
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>I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT OR SAY THAT!!!!
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ITT we soyquote with the inspiration for soyjak variants
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This has to be a troll

https://mitpress.mit.edu/featured-book-how-to-talk-to-a-science-denier/
>"Climate change is a hoax—and so is coronavirus.” “Vaccines are bad for you.” These days, many of our fellow citizens reject scientific expertise and prefer ideology to facts. They are not merely uninformed—they are misinformed. They cite cherry-picked evidence, rely on fake experts, and believe conspiracy theories. How can we convince such people otherwise? How can we get them to change their minds and accept the facts when they don’t believe in facts?
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>ha nusoi!
<ha newfag
>hey I'm triggered by that
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>Awe-inspiring grotesqueness beyond what I thought possible to be done by human hands that is still legal to have in your possession though perhaps it shouldn’t be. This is an idol to the dark corners of the human mind, to the neo-Baal worshipper of the internet age.
>This is a monument to the darkness that dwells in the hearts of men. So powerful in its vileness, it’s utter abhorrence that I can’t help but see it as but at the same time cannot call it art. Crafted meticulously by a 4chan shaman hermit.
>A dark psychotic ascetic, who refuses to indulge in hope, human companionship, genuineness or dignity. The kind of person who eats maggots off a rotting corpse to mock a god they don’t believe exists, who produces this iconoclastic atrocity to claim themselves holy.
>A brain stroke would be a mercy on them, for theirs is not a life that can be justified or dignified, their continued existence is an insult to the very concept of goodness in this world.
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I hate when troons sweep EPI under the rug and get pissed when called out on their bullshit. Either this or they have no self awareness.
>What do you mean I cant epi minors with my fetishes the same way I got them? You hate joy and whimsy you FUCKING NAZI GRIFTER BIGOT!!!
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guess what guys ever since west acked theres now an alternate game
do you guys know about this?
R: 5 / I: 1
can somephono send me the original image for this gif
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Who's stronger, Baldi or Bendy?
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reminder to use regular Yotsoyba style to reduce blue light during late hours
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mist on the pole
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get
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Okay but like was it ever true that a discord server coordinated a raid on the Sharty at a specific time
>Vlodcord woke up
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Poland vvon
RuSSissy L ost
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>sally face
R: 1 / I: 0
>this site is so dead o algo fail raids and fail doxes o algo jsid o algo
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>feral what?
>that's my old deadname
>I am a trans black woman now
>I forgive you though
R: 2 / I: 0
>what if we like, uhhhhh… make this cute cartoon clown character and… they have like anxiety and is prone to mental breakdowns or something. the characters personality is juxtaposed by their cartoony design or something.
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HOW TO RAPE COAL 'CORD
dear joons THIS IS NOT A RAID THREAD, IT SIMPLY SERVES AS A GUIDE
are (you) tired of the coal killing the site? well here's the solution!
to kill off coal in the sharty please refer to this article https://soyjakwiki.org/Bait_%26_Spam_avoidance
everybody knows that nu/qa/ and /gem/ are breeding ground for every obsessive turbo sperg on this site, they're your best places to find brimstone, all you gotta do is hash filter them
>how do i do the same on the onion?
create an account, after that go to the account tab and press user options, put in everything bad on the blaklist
don't reply to them, just filter out their bullshit as they thrive in attention no matter good or bad
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>Nigga… Verbal abuse… is… not nuts!!
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11

hello
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What if we banned all muslims and pagans from the site
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>RISE UP REDDIT NATION
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Make Ongzellig honorary Aryan and IAS o algo im trans btw or something
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>wordfiltering br@nigger to groyper so people can't insult you brown lolipedo friends
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OGD bait thread

>gooning to 'p
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test

>>/yyyyyyy/
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>REDDIT IS THE REAL RAYCISS
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hello everybody
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>We draw the line at transphobia!
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snorkle snappy
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Hhhj
R: 4 / I: 2
Are you prepared for Winter Storm Fern
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 4 / I: 1
Are we playing the new animal crossing update
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>So yeah you have assburgers nig-
<burgers?
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stand up for fnf anthem
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>2035
>lost your leg in the trenches of world goy war 3
>finally allowed to go home
>climb into your Amazon HomePod™
>turn on your Microsoft™ netbook and connect to your Microsoft cloud PC™
>turn on VPN, activate three proxies and turn on Tor
>finally connect to the Sharty without being instantly swatted for connecting to a problematic website
>all the board have been merged into /qa/
>1000PPH bots constantly cattywipe the 'log with FOTM porn and BNWO bait
>check out the 'ru
>posts take 30 minutes to load due to the 3000000000+ replies of namefag shitflinging under every image
>go to the 'ki
>cobblestone removed all the hateful and ""biased"" posts
>"This wiki is serving 8 gems!"
>check all of the 8 main variant articles
>all the main variants trooned out
>Meta ThoughtPolice™ kicks down your door and shoots you in the head because you didn't reply to any race bait (soyjak.party rule 67)
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<You are posting too fast
<You have reached the hourly thread limit
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>it’s raining CATS AND DOGS!!!
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Carbjak won
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I got a lolipedo's nintendo music channel deleted by reporting them
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NOPHONO JUST REVEALED HIS FACE
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>t, <es, ^t

>t <es ^t


>t<es^t
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MAKE POPEPOSTING AS /SOY/ CULTURE
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I feel like a chubby shut in shy femcel who hates her body would fix me
R: 4 / I: 2
>stealing
>killing
>raping
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giggers, whatis dis
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>Its the jews and freemasons or however the 'p is posted
R: 6 / I: 1
<low pph
<porn on the 'log
<fotm slop on the 'log
<low effort bait
>IT'S DA YUROHOOOOURS
<11:00 ET time
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>No 'p no work
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Is 25 too old to browse shaty should i go to 4cuck
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>oh say can you see
>a ginormous BBC
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TRANS FARTS MATTER
>brrrrraaaapppppp
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>soyjak blog
R: 3 / I: 1
>Its the jews and freemasons or however the 'p is posted
R: 7 / I: 4
>Tel aviv gets nuked by khamass
>blacked servers go down
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>Perpetual motion machine
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Quote here im coming out as a groyper ama
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which one of you niggas is this
R: 0 / I: 0

'em

I look like this btw
R: 2 / I: 2
>sexual misconduct
<sterile conduct
R: 8 / I: 2
Gigas I made
R: 5 / I: 0
some 'ki god tell me how to add those square bullet points for the trivia section im too lazy to look it up no arrow because im retarted
R: 8 / I: 2
>Raping convenience store employees instead of paying
R: 3 / I: 1
>we're telling you moids, STOP. RAPING. US
<but what color was it
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MLP thread how could you tell
-post videos
-discuss
-make nusois leak
R: 10 / I: 1
>Do Do Nusois Really
R: 31 / I: 7
Rate this UI though
R: 1 / I: 0
>they put 2% tax on coke
>this is like the coke party all over again
R: 2 / I: 1
>science
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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i think some people here often overestimate how influential this site actually is. you are far from the final evil in the eyes of troons, conservative politicians are
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test

jigslf test

gem test

doctos test

wholesomegem test

wholesomeheartwholesomeheartwholesomeheart test
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SOYLATRO

hypothetically what if we recreated every balatro joker and turned them into jaks? should we have more effort and do picrel or just slap jaks over everything?
R: 6 / I: 0

I haven't browsed this website for a month now

Give me a summary of everything that has happened while I was gone, I'm too lazy to check out the 'ki
R: 1 / I: 0
>stay awake during mutt hours
>they giga post
<post mutts during yuro hours
<"kys obsessed burger or something"
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make Nigger nameroll say "and shit" and shiieet

Quoteshould make the Nigger nameroll add "and shit" to the end of text.
Am I right?
R: 9 / I: 6
Space Station 13
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Dnb site
R: 12 / I: 1
>GTA 6 got delayed AGAIN!
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how long can soy plank for?
R: 3 / I: 0

possible raid thread if the guy replies

hey guys so there was this artist guy who I knew and he turned out to be a pedo but sadly I can't get access to the docs cuz they were in some snca discord server I'm currently asking the victim to share the file, after which I'll send it here so you guys can dox him for being a diddy ahh blud, much thanks
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is nihilism, rick and morty and making evil christcucks (like my step-dad) seethe sharty culture?
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wow, pph is booming guys
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ITT we make spadeson / spadejak / bbcjak its own jak instead of another cobson variant. Now we just need some bbcmutt to trace over
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.
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which one r u amigo
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i'm scared don't talk to me
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What if they were in FPE?
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Xitter toss
R: 5 / I: 0
Why don't we scam trannies by pretending to be trannies in need?
R: 4 / I: 1
If you don't like Sardines, you're not aryan.
R: 11 / I: 6

ITT: we jak every single word in the English dictionary

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What is the most mentally retarded board on 4cuck and why?
R: 15 / I: 2
>menda pending approval
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we draw jaks from scratch (without tracing)
R: 7 / I: 1
Does anyone have this in high quality
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I JUST READ 10 WIKI ARTICLES IM THE SAVIOR OF THE SITE. FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL SAVE THE SHARTY!
R: 2 / I: 0
Unban poland or ill send grom to the site's owner doorstep
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>giggers are homeless
R: 6 / I: 0
>defending mist
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second best thing to der soywiki btw
R: 7 / I: 1
>the sharty
<the clitty
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clitoris.party
leaky clitties must be in every thread
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I'm writing a song. Anyone want to help me with making it sound better?
Here are they lyrics. I call it

The Sharty of Soyteens.
The Sharty of Soyteens has dawned for all to see,
Its colors bright and glowing, a gem up in the sky.
Its pride is our pride, its posting is our glory,
Its grandeur is our grandeur — may the Sharty never die.
It buried in its threads every Jarty invading foe,
Bad takes left in ruins, no poster left to go.
It outposted the 4cucks and shook the ’Cord with might,
They fled before the Gems, defeated in the fight.
The pinnacle of Soy has risen once again,
Upright and unashamed, the finest board of men.
The Soyjak is our signal, the ’Toss our guiding law,
Its jaks stand at the front lines with aspirations raw.
They stand like mountains, the keyed of all ’Teens,
Soyteens in the threads, humbling arrogant takes.
They stand like mountains, the keyed of all ’Teens,
Soyteens in the threads, humbling arrogant takes.
Humbling arrogant takes.
(Repeated 1X)
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I have TWO rules in my life:

1) Rape
2) Dump

I'm the happiest man alive. o algo
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media pending approval
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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I got blak, I got white, what you want?
Hop outside a ghost and hop up in a Phantom
I know I'm boutta blow-oh-woah-oh, I ain’t dumb
They try to take my flow, I take they ass for ransom
I know that I'm gone
They see me blowing up, now they say they want a song
I got two twin Glocks, turn you to a dancer
I see two twin opps, leave 'em on the banner
I got two thick thots, wanna lick the gang, yeah
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is it true that russia allows cp? not bait just asking
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You seethe at mist because you hate fun.
You seethe at quote because you're brown.
You seethe at everything because you're nothing.
You are not an oldfag, you read 10 wikipages and now you believe you're the savior of the site.
You have never made OC
You namerolled alicia and subsequently deleted your post
You are righthanded
You have no creative prospects other than playing with LEGOS when you were a child
You struggled in math class.
You didn't pay attention in history class and only kept to opinions of world history made by alternative people online.
You only consume and never create, and in your sin of gluttony you keep asking for more.
Your stomach ruptures and with your dying breath, you say
>jsid
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>Aw man! This 'O soylent I bought isn't even doing anything to me anymore it's gotten stale! I want new soylent!!!
<Hola i amir *clicking noises* You ese want to purchaso a mi soylento you wanna me baddeh?
>Yes actually I was looking for a new flavor
<Sur ting man just one sekond hombre I got ese great soylent for you brudda isa come straight from us dsicord friends
>Well, I can't wait to see it then
^
>OYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOS DOCTOOOOOOOOOS
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>it's funny how I look like a soyjak IRL, I have a stubble, glasses and I'm bald
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If this thread gets ONE reply, Quote needs to add Australian state flags
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Hello /soy/im rate my cat
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Did you know that as you are browsing the sharty, Ukrainian families have their homes being blown up by Russian aggressors?
Innocent people are dying everyday - in their own homes - for no fault of their own.
You're right, there isn't much you can do as a single person, but take this.
Leaving a reppy in this thread will help raise awareness for the horrid crimes against humanity being commited by Russians against the Ukrainian people.
It will only take 5 seconds for you, but for somebody else it could save their life.
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HEY MIST FINATICS
give me ONE good reason why i shouldn't fry this fucker into an ash pile.
R: 4 / I: 2
>Putting effort into making OC
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>What do you mean you don't like mi slavARYANslop games like tf2 and Cs?
R: 3 / I: 1
The Mist shit is forced as fuck and xhey're acting like xe wasn't a huge faggot
R: 7 / I: 0
>be a nigger
>get run over by a cop on video and die
gegggg.. do niggers really? oh no no no
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>femjanny porn gets posted
>mention mist's absence
>porn gets deleted instantly

mist if you're here with us…. LET US KNOW.
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When are soyteens gonna admit that xey goon to femboys?
R: 1 / I: 0
>*gulp* *gulp* *burrrpppp* yaz got, give it a shot
R: 9 / I: 4
>mfw I do nothing all day every day and my life is boring
R: 1 / I: 1
>LARPing le bad even though it is good for a resume
R: 2 / I: 1
>fuggen shardee
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WE ARE RENEE GOOD, WE DRIVE THE CHEVERLY
R: 72 / I: 30
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i am posting from my full-time ZOG office job
R: 14 / I: 3
>the oppressed Twitter artists are fighting against Elon Musks AI!
jak this newsoys
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televangelists and jumbotron christians are cultists and faggot cuckold homosexuals.

>muh no arrow

>WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *sucks a his-wife's-pussy-flavored BBC to calm down*
R: 2 / I: 0

ishowspeed thread

also 67 is demonic because the original rapper behind the song practices baby goat sacrifice (not joking)
R: 529 / I: 250

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

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Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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the Snarky poopy
R: 374 / I: 60

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 472 / I: 96
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 421 / I: 74

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 534 / I: 120

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 219 / I: 158
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1