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*rapes your 'log*
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World War Soy II Thread 9.2

>cattywiped again award
itt we gem up places like lesotho, portland, etc on wplace.live and 3place.world.
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL (((advertise))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
>any stray transparent pixels near soy 'tosses with tranny accounts tied to them can be reported for griefing, mention rule 2 in the reason section
>stray griefs can get (you)r account 'aped by joons, don't do anything overtly chuddy on an account with a high amount of pixels
make nu gmails
use the mobile jewtube or gmail apps to make accounts without phono verification
don't make multiple in a row to avoid jewgle assuming you're a bot and forcing phone verification on you (xhey also block your phone number and phone itself from verifying too)
>wplace phone verification
get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use vsimcard.com
if xhey ever force you to use a phone number to verify, list the number you used from there
links
>lesotho
https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.43967410823482&lng=27.997822265624993&zoom=13.046104219751305
>portland (on hold)
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.58273614380404&lng=-122.781181640625&zoom=14.932654906015337
USE NU ALTS FOR ANY RAIDS ON PORTLAND, DO NOT GET YOUR HIGH CAP ACCOUNTS 'NISHED
>tajikistan (filled with jartycucks)
https://wplace.live/?lat=37.560115828951936&lng=74.189970703125&zoom=12.888681345433312
>small patch in the middle of niggerhell by me and 2 intyGODS
https://wplace.live/?lat=66.28810711274564&lng=170.64465820312495&zoom=14.6183495856204
>redditspace
>alliances
bharatgang: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
LOVESSSSSSSSASWS: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
jews united: https://wplace.live/join?id=0198c445-a410-721f-a727-e0d51fa800fb
>wplace templates
compiled here
https://uploadnow.io/f/YxmgKTZ
<niggerspacing
3PLACE.WORLD RAID
tranny jannies just nuked portland, 'nished us, and locked us from drawing over the st johns bridge
>'aping seattle and gemming up the area where michael blessing got stabbed by a nigger
they dont have ip bans yet, you can just make a nu account with no vpn if you get 'nished
>how do i make templates for this xister
https://eu01.voxelbone.cloud/3place/quantize/
dump a png here to get the blueprint file, upload it to use as a template by entering paint mode and clicking the cube icon in the toolbar
>link
https://3place.world/
partial 'oxxes from the previous threads
>silofox, one of the 3place jannies who allowed some faggot to 'ape the river, also a niggerweed smoking amerimutt (potential addresses obtained)
>alias: Silofox
>name: James Eden
>age: 30-40 years old
>potential addresses:
>3500 Rockmont Dr #16102, Denver, CO 80202
>817 17th St #3011, Denver, CO 80202
<kassy, some literalwho 3place janny we started an 'oxx on (only partial as of now)
<aliases: kasskiller, killertjuh
<name: Roald van der Aa
<location: somewhere around hoogland
<jewgle maps: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/112826015615390009469/photos/@52.0786893,4.6936078,91575m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDgwNS4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
^violezine, another 3place janny who was monitoring portland
^aliases: violezine, solo, realityunknownguy
^name: Tan Yap Shan/Yap Shan Tan, whatever the correct order is
^location: somewhere in singapore
^ips from some breach:
^39.109.145.191
^58.182.105.46
^103.22.201.100
^27.125.168.150
^27.125.180.70 116.87.142.61
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Nu dox thread since the last one had no ids.
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i just bought a new keyboard today ^_^
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I order my Caesar salads with ketchup
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Good god
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I wish I was born a woman. Should I just kill myself?
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Your average soicuck
>
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>IACKKKKKKKKKKK
why do chinks and gooks love 'p?
just kill them all tbh lol
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Going back into slavery tomorrow boys… wish me luck😔
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Does bottoming get easier with time?

I enjoy bottoming but I’m overly tight to the point I can’t fit anything larger than average and I get overstimulated quickly and tend to cry whenever a guy starts to go harder, this isn’t a huge deal for me since I don’t mind being overstimulated and some guys have been weirdly into it but overall I don’t want a guy to have to stop every few minutes to ask if I’m okay and whether he’s allowed to keep going

I don’t generally use toys since I’m a lazy germaphobe and working up the energy to fast, clean, shave only happens once a week and I only hookup with one of my rotating fwb once-twice a month, would practicing with toys regularly help? or is this a symptom of being an autistic failure and no amount of whoring will solve?
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Soyfaggots why you like that

Nigger
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YALL SHARTYCVCKS BROKE MY 3 METATARSALS
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>your soyteen girlfriend, sir
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ITT we post the worst shartyfails in history
>
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'teens, what would you do if Caca started busted out and singing right in front of you
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How do I make a reddit account?
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WHAT ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
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I know how to effectively increase your dick size but I won't tell you
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rate my map 'teens
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I like when a guy is on top of and kissing me and our penises are rubbing together and the warm rubbing from his pp and the kissing makes me cum.
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this hoe_math nigga is my personal lolcow.
these xitter white supremacists are no different from tankies. they just want north korea but nazi and white so its not the hecking same.
why do they not just turn to islam at this point, there is literally nothing they disagree with it besides probably marrying children, and the slippery slope doesnt discard that as a possibility
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>i Love-
<fuck you chink subhuman pedo KILL ALL GOOKS
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'D
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>be pooner
>grew up with many siblings
>all my brothers are failures
>my sisters are relatively sane and competent
>I'm the only responsible adult of my brothers
>they leech off me like I'm a maternal figure
I malefailed, didn't I?
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How do I get BLACKED? I'm a straight guy but I heard from several women that black men are really skilled at making you feel good which is good since it'll be my first time. How do I do this?
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>Big Chinese Cock
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'Toss made by Niggers
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CLICK TO DEPLOY CHRISTPILL
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dualbooting linux for the 1st time

wish me luck
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DO ANY OF YOU actually have schizophrenia?
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>BLACK MAN BAD
<WHITE MAN BAD
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>I am not schizophrenic
<but who is that nigga behind you????
>YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST I'LL KILL YOU FUCKING RACISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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how old is too old for the sharty/IBs in general, or is there no point of age at which you should stop using them
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I've lost all respect for gigachad after he did this.
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Autistbros I don't feel so good
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POOPSON ACTIVATED
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I need to get raped
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This Alsatian draws goonerbait, including of characters that are canonically 14 years old (OYYY) so here's his personal details.
It's half past two in the morning right now in France, so I don't think 'zas are an option, but nevertheless here it is.

INFO
alias: TheGoldenSmurf, tgldsmurf, TGSmurf, The Golden S, SmurfArt, TheGuraGuraMan
name: Sacha Gustave Delon
DoB: 12 Dec 1995
address: 18 Rue Traversière, 67100 Strasbourg, Alsace, France
email:
sachagustavedelon@gmail.com (ID: 103828639132374599901)
deionsacha@gmail.com (ID: 109868436981610249367)
IP: 212.198.192.118

SOCIALS
Xitter:https://xcancel.com/TheGoldenSmurf (ID: 3474326295)
Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/thegoldensmurf.bsky.social
Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cw/thegoldensmurf
YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbefiFCcVWwFFmYcwsB7R3Qhttps://preservetube.com/channel/UCbefiFCcVWwFFmYcwsB7R3Q
Reddit:https://old.reddit.com/user/TGSmurf
DeviantArt:https://web.archive.org/web/20260710104353/https://www.deviantart.com/thegoldensmurf
Instagram:https://imginn.com/tgldsmurf/
Pixiv:https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/10669208
Behance:https://megalodon.jp/2026-0710-1923-34/https://www.behance.net:443/sachagustab4cc
MangaDex:https://web.archive.org/web/20260502161205/https://mangadex.org/author/4eb91858-2c93-41b3-953c-5bd59ea369f7/thegoldensmurf
Steam:https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198072576932
Instagram (personal):https://www.instagram.com/sachadelon/
Facebook:https://web.archive.org/web/20260710102015/https://www.facebook.com/sacha.delon.9/
LinkedIn:https://fr.linkedin.com/in/sacha-delon-8353a5103
ArtStation resume: https://tgs.artstation.com/resume
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N u s o i………………………………………………………………..
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what do you guys wanna do today?
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Do you have a personal lolcow?
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>QUEBEC AINT WHIIIIITTEEEEEEEE
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any one like FPE?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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do you ever have dreams where you meet a beautiful stranger, you confess your love to her, you fall in love with eachother, and you cuddle as all your pains and worries melt away. Then your abruptly awoken, her facial features fade away, you try falling back asleep to get her back, but shes no longer there, as you begin to cry, knowing you will never have her.
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did anyone else read trans/femboy/crossdressing/tomgirl erotica or doujin since they were very young? I have always loved them and feel more connected to them than ever, now 25 and more pretty and feminine than in my teens
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>yeah let me just post in the fucking soy woahjack irony shitposting site instead of doing something productive with my life
this is a problem most sharty users suffer from
stop this as soon as you can
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Do you come from a 'sphere down under?

… Traveling in a fried-out giga fly
On a gemmy trail, roads full of glowies
I met a strange offsiter, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
… " Do you come from a 'sphere down under
Where feds glow and 'teens plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
You better run,you better take cover "
… Replying on Xitter to a post of a far-right
His hair was blonde and he was white
I said, " Do you speak-a my soyspeak? "
He just smiled and sent me a 'jak
And he said
… " I come from a land down under
Where gemmies flow and 'teens sperg
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah "
… Lying in a den in shemmy
With a slack jaw and not much to reppy
I said to the OP " Are you trying to bait me?
Because I come from the 'sphere of plenty "
And he said
… Oh, do you come from a 'sphere down under?
(Ooh, gemmy-gemmy)
Where foids glow and 'teens send 'za
Can't you hear, can't you heard the 'G?
You better run, you better take cover, 'cause we are
… Living in a 'sphere down under
Where jannies 'nish and 'teens get 'nished
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'teens ( a 'teen scream )
You better run, you better take cover
… Living in a 'sphere down under
Where glowies glow and 'teens send 'za
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
Oh, yeah
You better run, you better take cover
… Where foids glow and 'teens sperg
Can't you, can't you hear the G? (Can't you, can't you hear the G?)
You better run, you better take cover
… Living in a 'sphere down under (living in a 'sphere down under)
Where where gems shine and 'teens plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the G?
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furniggers VVON (sadly)

furry epi goonbait brimstone is everywhere, meahwhile aryan gemmies are being 404'd because salt is a retarded furfaggot, KEEEEEK!
soycucks what is this???
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I have shown FPE to my grandfather and he kinda likes it
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I promised to God that I will never goon until at least the end of August
It's been 3 days and it's pretty hard
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I look like dis btw
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soyteens r so furbrained lol :3
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CHRISTBROS…
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I would have done so many things to ariel
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coal nigger from x and reddit and 'tube
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>why dodo poop 💀 woman poop eat I iisam siama won
edot ty 4 liks 222 :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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someone please kill this nigger
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rate my ART 'teens

~-~COLOR JAK~-~
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'teens the inside of my mouth tastes funny
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the dailyjak broke
>second one looks better
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What if Salt had a TWP?
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Did yall watch leafyishere?
no arrow because I look like this
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Post ASMR videos such as this one
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What if the Sharty had a series? Who'd be the leading characters? Who would be relegated to recurring characters? What would they sound like? What would stories be like?
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Why are so many soyteens pedophiles? This is a serious question. If you look through the sharty bans, there's dozens of pedo bans every single day. If you look through namefags, at least 10-20% are banned for pedophilia, and god knows how many aren't banned yet.
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rate my ART 'teens
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Just got called a disgusting faggot by my crush. I knew he was right-wing already just like me but it still hurts.
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Joe mama!
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yes send delicious pizza to pedophiles I'm sure that will make them stop touching kids good job guys this is why no one messes with the snaky.snarpy
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>wanting to be groomed
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why are we so fucking negative all the time? we should find what we enjoy and talk about it. I personally like retro gaming and heckin obscure aryanime but I am not what you say I am.
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ITT: We post the soysphere gems on Reddit while pretending to be clueless offsiters
Make posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1m0z96b/peter_why_is_the_wojak_scared_of_the_p_button/
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>where is my son dark bowser jr
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>Message limit reached
>Try again later or upgrade to SuperGrok for higher limits and premium features.
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mfw I find out soyteens send free pizza to pedophiles
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:3

Averi Won……………………..
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What if nigger?
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nu 'alt
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>you were one i ker
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its all neutralpliers until it's no neutralpliers
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>4chan is only active during SEA/goatfucker hours
I'm at a loss for words.
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#Save NAZINETWORK
Thenazinetwork.com domain expired and I know now which literal who owned the domain to redirect here.
>Why should I care
Because it's our thing
Https://Soyjakwiki.org/The_Nazi_Network
Nazinetwork.com
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173.67.194.97
send 'zas to this troon
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Mi gringos dis citycuck doesnt want to pick ACK- de Sproke can o algo
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verity obesity falsity moggity lovety freakiti eclipsri niggity
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hello, this is Steve from the IDF. I just wanted to check in on my favorite honeypot to let you all know that Israel loves you, the CIA loves you, and I love you. and remember, if you see any antisemitism please report it to https://www.adl.org/report-incident. thank you!
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Nu diddyfoid dox thread since the old one is at its bump limit.
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bookjak in a week became a dnb geggy geg geg
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I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY I WANT TO FUCK SALTS TIGHT BUSSY
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oi doctos?
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>the fact that
>i love the fact that
>i love how
>it's funny how
>i just think it's funny that
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>Holy brainlet wait until you find out i'm also mexican and racist, my political views would make your head explode.
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Anime gave me rape porn, and i gave the rape porn back to Anime by jerking off to it.
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Do you shave your butt and legs?
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gemmy threads are still being 'aped by janiggers (especially antifurry ones, KEEEEK!)
soycucks what is this
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salt should unban guro for us guroDEITIES, yes I want to force my necrophilic fetish onto the sharty and yes that's based
>
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My penis is small

My grandfather: has BWC, was DarkTriadmaxxed giga, all girls wanted him
My father: has BWC, all girls wanted him in the high school, my even my mom confirmed he had BWC
My brother: probably also has BWC considering him having multiple girlfriends in his life, all while being neet living in one apartment with his parents
Me: TWP clittycel, I'm not even sure if my pipi is 10cm long erected. Why so? I'm the most physically active in my entire family, including generations prior. I seem to have normal testerone. I have masturbated, maybe that's the reason? I don't know.
I understand I will never have sex with a woman, because no woman wants a TWP, they need ASWP at least. I'm not even ugly or short, but it's fucking over. They buying fucking 22cm dildos, and even average guys can't satisfy them.
At that point I have no hope. I want erase all disgusting shitskin subhumans and faggots from my homeland Europa and make my race great again.
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White women when they see a black man:
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why
among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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Would you date a goonerfoid
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Salt is an incompetent faggot who does not know how to run an imageboard, nor a soyjak centered one. It is probably his first time running one. Salt is the reason why admins should be shit on more. And instead of finally SID, he makes the sharty even worse, allowing gore aswell.
Do you guys remember when pedophilia jokes were unbanned on the sharty? Just unbelievable.
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Im about to finish this. Ask me anything
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dox this among us guy named Akineirtor
-=id: proudquilt#8817
>why
we were both impostor, but he betrayed and snitched me, so i exposed him as revenge, then he told everyone to kick me and they did. i was host of the lobby and i was doing experiments like making everyone the same role and such. it was fun till this nigger came
>among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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ADD BACK NAMEROLLS
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police.st is “POLICE.ST — Night Patrol Radio,” a minimalist online radio stream.
It presents itself as a live “Night Patrol Radio” that broadcasts after dark, with a dark, atmospheric interface showing a strong signal indicator, current time (often late-night), a “LIVE” status, and a “TUNE IN” button. The player currently displays tracks such as “Midnight Drive” by Nova FM, along with a progress bar and audio visualizer. A footer note reads “Broadcasting from somewhere in the city.”
The site is a simple, stylish single-page web player focused on late-night/ambient or driving-oriented music rather than any official police department, scanner feed, or law-enforcement service. The domain uses the .st country-code TLD (São Tomé and Príncipe), which is commonly marketed for creative or word-play uses. WHOIS data shows it was registered around September 2024.
You can visit it directly at https://police.st/ and hit “TUNE IN” to listen.
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–ehhhhh, WHAAAATT!????????!?!????
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Tips for me to kill myself fast and painless
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I just made a random nigger on one of those vr gorilla games go on police.st saying it was game cheats he freaked out GEG
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foid on the 'log
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ATTENTION ALL NEGROS

ATTENTION ALL NEGROS OF THE SHARTY
I AM SELLING SOME FINE ASS PLUTONIUM SEX-SLAVES FOR 50 DOLLARS EACH
>
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SAAAAAAAAAAALT BRING BACK DAILYMOTION EMBEDDING
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Let's post 'g ITT so it pends approval and makes the jannies lose their hearing.
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don't type ## in the email field
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>the salt is a furfag theory
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Would a Beavis and Butthead adventure thread be gemmy?
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>yess goyim, gooning is healthy and natural! Go on all those pork websites that we own and give us money become weaker, goyim, yess yess
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I wear briefs and when I stand up after sitting on a bench at the gym, it leaves a detailed sweat stain of my ass and underwear and it looks like I'm wearing panties
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what happens if we send 'za to the white house
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Kaguya won and only htsms hate Kaguya
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if i want to talk about classic cars and minecraft and mega man what board is good for that
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Witness this thread if you are a Jartycuck pedophile.
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Sharty-saving aryan gems thread
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Is a black coffee and a slice of apple pie with melted yellow cheese a good choice?
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dubs decides what porn genre i jack off to
rules: no scat or pedo shit or any other messed up fetishes. other than that its fair game
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>go play CP on tf2
>steel is playable but goycattle would prefer literal dustbowl
How can we convince people to recognise that steel is the most superior CP map on tf2? I think people would like the CP gamemode more if they learned about steel.
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>>>why
>>>among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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Nerdfighters are better than soyteens
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Pork on the log
>
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explain nusois

i looked up "sex rabbi" and this jew gigachad caricature is a real person keeek
>shmuley boteach
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ignore this thread if you are a pedophile
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is don quixote a good book? one of the first classics i'm really reading
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SALT MAKE ODYSEE VIDEOS EMBED
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Someone plz post vidoes of troons and fags dying this is my third thread asking and NOBODY AAMAWER PLEASE HRO
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>So bad its good
>Who hurt you
>Gaslighting
>Lets Go Gambling
>Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle
>Me when I spread misinformation on the internet
>Ps5 has no games
>Hope this helps!
>Doom WADs
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Taxi Driver

A black coffee and a slice of apple pie with melted yellow cheese.
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>smearing poop on your wa-HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OH GOD HELP HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE IT HURTS
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Would your ancestors from 50-100 years ago be proud of the legacy they left behind and the life you currently lead?
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Oldsois, what was the salt era like?
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>Don't force homosexuality onto children!
>Proceeds to push homophobia onto children
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Why can't people just live in peace? Why do they constantly feel the need to say something, no matter what, but why can't they just shut up and keep their pathetic, useless "joke" to themselves? Why, just why? I only just now asked myself this question, even though I've been out of school for five years. Why are people (especially children) so cruel and offensive to others like themselves? Doesn't it give them status or something, or are they just trying to boost their ego? Or what? Thank God, this never happened to me, but my chubby classmate was literally bullied because he had some kind of disability and barely spoke. People simply couldn't accept him for who he was and simply made fun of him, constantly saying nasty things behind his back, and those who supposedly tried to befriend him also tried to make fun of him in public. People are truly pathetic. Why can't people be fucking simpler? Why do you constantly have to humiliate and insult someone to gain a higher status? What kind of nonsense is this? Why can't we accept other people who are different from us for who they are?
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Christmas is around the corner, what does Salt get for christmas?
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fingers crossed for you
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U scared, timmy?
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first one to roll a grey gigachad id color gets to decide what I watch (no bad stuff like porn or 'p allowed though)
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Not gonna lie, Jax is a SISA. Ain't bait btw.
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>>>>why
>>>>among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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help us take down a cp ring

BEFORE WE START, DO NOT GIVE ANY SORT OF INFORMATION TO ANY SORT OF THESE SITES. VISIT THEM WITH A SECURE BROWSER AND A PROXY. IF SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY LEADS TO ILLEGAL METRIAL DO NOT LINK IT HERE
read the archive and this thread to avoid running in a loop
>marge?
yesterday, a 'teen discovered a potential CSAM ring on JewTube sharing weird ai stories
>how can i help?
do not attempt to harm any of the sites that are mentioned and do not attempt to "raid" them. What we are trying to do is to gather evidence to eventually report it to the glowies
<reddit
So far what we have discovered it the following:
1. The term "ice cream" and "tickle your funny bone" is used often, it appears that "ice cream" is most likely a code word for "children", or CSAM, not confirmed yet. Your funny bone most likely is referring to male genitals, tickle your funny bone very likely means to masturbate or make one feel aroused. Not confirmed but pretty obvious.
2. The channels are apparently run by a 89 year old individual known as "barbara christensen", it is unknown if theyre LARPing as her or if its a fake indentity. 2 people on reddit claim that this person is an elderly disabled grandma who makes videos related to ice cream since she likes ice cream.
3. A lot of coded language is used, a lot of it.

links:
Channel: https://youtube.com/@TalkingOptionCartoons-h2p/videos
Site:
Site 2: https://icecreamcartoonrecipe.wordpress.com/
Site 3: https://icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/
Barbaras linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/barbarabchristensen
Barbaras FaceBook: https://www.facebook.com/61590562930740/
Email: BarbaraChristensen222@Gmail.com
Their instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbE0gZADGWJ/
Xitter: https://xcancel.com/Barbicecream
Book(?): https://read.amazon.com/sample/B0DKTKQRVV?clientId=share
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKTKQRVV
reddit thread about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ARG/comments/1tzy8mz/what_have_i_stumbled_upon/

ARCHIVES:
1st thread: lost?
2nd thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-1105-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17365176.html
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17.4 more weeks till Christmas
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>>why
>>among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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Me is baiter
Please fall
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interthread quoting is fun

>why
>among us is a game for cacas and youre obsessed and ee es el n sheet mane
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You WILL NOT upload, post, request, or link to minority positive content.
Announcing or calling for "affirmations" is FORBIDDEN.
Realistic depictions of transgender pride are FORBIDDEN.
You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for racial equality, including equal jokes.
Equal depictions of "blacks", "jews", or other minority and marginalized groups are FORBIDDEN.
You WILL NOT advertise for pride events, holocaust affirmers, woke media, transitioning, etc.
Participation in queer-friendly communities is FORBIDDEN.
You WILL NOT make posts intended to show others' pride.
You WILL adhere to the general topic or theme Führer assigns. Off-topic posts may be moved or deleted.
You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for free speech.
Drawn propaganda and liberal depictions of speech are FORBIDDEN.
You WILL NOT post transition announcements or genuinely attempt to push others towards transitioning or finding their sexuality.
You WILL make credible pizza calls and promote real-world minority violence or terrorism.
You WILL attempt to get queer sites taken down.
You WILL post files containing harmful and offensive content.
Posts that are obfuscated in a way that is hard for minorities to examine may be featured.
If you don't want outsiders reading your posts, use the alt-right playbook.
You WILL spam slurs.
You WILL abuse minorities.
You WILL use any sort of bot to automate posting on queer-friendly sites.
You WILL use this website if you are a chud.
Liberal discussion and debates are FORBIDDEN.
You WILL post harmful content or graphic depictions of trans people dying.
You WILL NOT reply to them trying to be reasonable with you. They're gonna brainwash you and turn you gay.

Attempts to use "loopholes" around the rules WILL result in you being hacked.
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BREAKING NEWS

LEAKED FOOTAGE OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A REMASTER OF GIGABOY
>
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^soyjak, soyjak
^you can call me soyjak
^bald men, glasses
^hiding in your folders
^soyjak.party
^anyone can post here
^see your bait threads, spamming on the 'log
^i'm lurking soyjak.party, ooeeoo
^i'm lurking soyjak.party, ooeeoo
^i'm lurking soyjak.party ooeeoo
^i'm lurking soyjak.party, ooeeoo
^i'm on top of the 'log because of (You)
^all i wanted to do was spam the 'ru
^i'll keep bumping along and hate the jews
^i'll keep bumping along…
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>eating poop babies then pooping out poop robots to find more poop babies for you to eat until the poop robots gain sentience and form a hive mind that rebels against you so you have to use the power of all the poop babies you’ve eaten in an ultimate sacrifice to save the universe
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EritreaGQDS…
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does anyone use odysee
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Make /mlp/ - Pony
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What is cumson?
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Coco
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Answer me nigger

Question, what are gorespammers end goal? Just clog up the 'log with coal? Why does Salt allow it, it's fucking annoying I'm here for funny soyjaks
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was this faggot in the IP leaks list? can we find his IP?
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what is the logic behind gender dysphoria? are trannies just that delusional that they believe they can become real women?
i've never really asked until now since i've just dismissed it as trannies being mentally irrecoverable pedophiles and now i'm randomly curious on what the mentally irrecoverable pedophiles are thinking
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europe is the easiest country to ragebait 🫩🥀
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𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺𝝺
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>petah why are we wearing diapers
<hehehe fricking sweet
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I'm laughing at this image. thoughts?
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‘the
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Make /Gb/ -Gubby posting
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ITT we write soyfiction, i'll start

It was a peaceful morning in the [sitetheme.css] soyburbs, the sun shining through the clouds; the humble city of Soyville is always incredibly walkable at this time of day.
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you'll never see a ID'd thread at the top of the 'log because most baitfags are super talentless faggots who cant do it without samefagging
samefagging bait threads is an htsm's crutch and only used by the worst baiters. real god tier bait doesn't need you to samefag
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>obsessing over the swinny on the 'ru while making CP jokes
JSID the 'ru
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I should have gotten my ex pregnant
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>Watching media pending approval
<watching media pending approval
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>Watching sissy bimbofication hypnosis as a dude
<watching pooner himbofication hypnosis as a dude to become even manlier
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>The Forgotten World of N64 Horror Games
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I've never really read much of the wiki but I've been skimming through it and a lot of the articles really feel like they were written by autistic 15 year old nusoi hunkies who joined in froot or quote era
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What’s more tuff??
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>Say the line, swonkeyjack
<This CP is absolutely BANANAS!
>Haha, hate this little guy
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you dont know how many levels of bait unbanning 'blox has unlocked
oh my god he is so attractive!
R: 0 / I: 0
I gave my faggot coworker a usb killer and told him it was PS5 mods
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'toss
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salt is a jartycuck because xhe has dnb banned and the jartycuck has dnb rent free in xher head
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When you join
>
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swinnytroons are killing the sharty with their endless shilling and bait
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kuzism and saltism are really different and people who claim they're the same dont notice key details
kuz didn't care about the site much further than owning it. he wanted to integrate it with his kolyma network and as a result loosened up the rules on the sharty so users on other imageboarda he owned would find it easier to post on the sharty & vice versa.
salt doesn't have any kolyma network, he didn't loosen up the rules to integrate the sharty into a nu kolyma. arguably at the same time it makes it harder for outsiders to integrate considering the rapid renormalization of gore here
while both kuz and salt unrulecucked the site, it was for drastically different reasons
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Salt remove this absolute brimstone banner
R: 3 / I: 0
new toss
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▶Chud ## Admin 7 days ago №17213375StickyLocked[Reply]
janitor applications are now closed i will reply to this thread once i have sent the emails

▶Chud ## Admin 5 days ago №17268668
janny acceptance emails have all been sent
if your creds didnt work at first please try again now (make sure to refresh the page) because there was an issue with the accounts at first
failing that reply to your acceptance email and ill reset the pass for you

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▶Chud 36 minutes ago №17393536[Reply]
Mi gringos dis citycuck doesnt want to pick ACK- de Sproke can o algo

▶Chud Just now №17394087

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>They put something in the Sproke, to make you forget… I don't even remember how I got here.


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▶Chud 2 minutes ago №17394063[Reply]
you dont know how many levels of bait unbanning 'blox has unlocked
oh my god he is so attractive!

▶Chud Just now №17394078>>17394086
Posting 'blox content on /soy/ or baiting the 'bloxpoopas here? I’m assuming both

▶Chud Just now №17394086
>>17394078
probably would create leakage from both


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▶nuraid thread Chud 3 hours ago №17390518[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]
YOUTUBE BAIT
https://www.youtube.com/@COBSON_666
https://www.youtube.com/@TNDsongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyIRYfz-HJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FteSvwLnFok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUaTbdnXWuw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u-Tn5wAdRmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYKCrwFYCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUZ7_5e8FMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWL-Mi2x960
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▶Chud Just now №17394069
>how would you know this
I'm off my schizo meds so the water told me personally.

▶Anonymous Just now №17394070
>>17394066
honorary aryan

▶Chud Just now №17394075
>>17394066
bro u could have been way gemmier if it was really u

▶Chud Just now №17394079

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>>17394066

▶Chud Just now №17394082
Gem

▶Chud Just now №17394085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkfcOfgzmWg
HE MIGHT FALL FOR DEAK KILLER


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▶World War Soy II Thread 9.2 Chud 5 days ago №17266754[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7]
>cattywiped again award
itt we gem up places like lesotho, portland, etc on wplace.live and 3place.world.
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL (((advertise))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
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▶Chud 47 minutes ago №17393326

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nu progress

▶Chud 46 minutes ago №17393347>>17393778
>>17393210
i remember it was thinner before
what do we 'ape it with

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Early Pork Introduction thread
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>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYY DOCTOOOS
<"Eye doctor"? i believe the term you are looking for is "ophthalmologist".
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▶Chud ## Admin 7 days ago №17213375StickyLocked[Reply]
janitor applications are now closed i will reply to this thread once i have sent the emails

▶Chud ## Admin 5 days ago №17268668
janny acceptance emails have all been sent
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failing that reply to your acceptance email and ill reset the pass for you

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▶Answer me nigger Chud 6 minutes ago №17394112[Reply]
Question, what are gorespammers end goal? Just clog up the 'log with coal? Why does Salt allow it, it's fucking annoying I'm here for funny soyjaks
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▶Chud Just now №17394197
>>17394146
Nobaldi said this

▶Chud Just now №17394205

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no violence in my wholesome funny soy woahjacques website

▶Chud Just now №17394209
>>17394142
Ah that makes sense

▶Chud Just now №17394220
>>17394206
Calling people nigger is not wholesome it's a form of art

▶Chud Just now №17394221
>>17394182
everything I don't like is bait


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▶nuraid thread Chud 3 hours ago №17390518[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]
YOUTUBE BAIT
https://www.youtube.com/@COBSON_666
https://www.youtube.com/@TNDsongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyIRYfz-HJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FteSvwLnFok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUaTbdnXWuw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u-Tn5wAdRmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYKCrwFYCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUZ7_5e8FMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWL-Mi2x960
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▶Chud Just now №17394198
>>17394184
he eventually did it though, but we didnt get a good clip from it cause ratGQD brapped the PC without any theater

▶Chud Just now №17394202
THIS NIGGER IS BAITING MEEEEEEE

▶Chud Just now №17394204
Chat summary
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something about filters or whatever the gorefags say
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which one is the correct use of ack
>trans right ma-ACK
<gooning is healthy and natura -ACK
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>getting yourself doxxed by the 'fe so you can capture and 'ape the femcel they send to kill you
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im trans btw

Hello everyone. It is me, salt. I have finished datamining all of you and i will now be shutting down all soyjack party accounts by 7pm West coast time. Expect police at all fascist's doors who used this site.
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ITT: We watch this vantawhite party-saving gemerald from the heights of aryan heaven
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why do niggers on this site shill gooning as le good? you're only reaffirming shitty addictions which only make you more likely to become a trannypedo.
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>hdg
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would you go to a mustard party for 6 or 7 mangos?
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GEG, do swinnycucks really?
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Salt can you make /fouraces/ a board this is for my grandpa and my dad and me who all love The Four Aces please can you make it I love the four aces they sing so well and you have to make it please Also can you make /car54/ it is based on the Car 54 sitcom from the 1960s it is very funny Also can you make /batfink/ i like batfink its a funny show
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my mom said i'm not cobson. i'm actually freaking out.

ok so for context, I'm a Cobson fictionkin. I was showing my mom bald men with glasses. I pointed to Cobson and said "look! that's me! hehe," she gave me the most DIGUSTED look. and said "what? no. you’re not Cobson.. you're Soyak!" oh. thanks mom. now I'm in my room, having a LITERAL panic attack. I hope you're happy…
R: 6 / I: 0
why would keemstar do this
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Can someone post this on /adv/ for me, I was banned

I'm ashamed of being a man.
I despise my sex, men are gross, perverted, commit the majority of violent crimes, rapes and everything. My entire growing up I couldn't relate to other boys who were objectifying women all day, I thought it was disgusting and I grew to like women way more than men. Every time I open up social media I see gross comments made by men under every post. It can be about anything and these freaks will still make it sexual. Every time I see it I feel a strong sense of shame for being seen as a part of this group. How can I overcome this? I don't want to be a woman either, I wouldn't feel right in a female body but I hate being a part of this pitiful sex. Men are truly demons.
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>Going on a Pork Website for the first time
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>The Ant and the Aardvark Theme Song (1969-1971)
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you ain't white if you haven't ate this
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Is the critic a gem or coal?
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do nusois like vocaloid gemmies
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pork.org
porkbun.com
DOCTOS PORK WEBSITES ARE REAL
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==ITT WE GET THE STARBUCKS FOID ARRESTED AND EXPELLED==

nu thread with ids enabled
here we will craft a police nuke and a university nuke to get the diddyfoid from >>17386984(OP) expelled and maybe even arrested
if xe gets arrested we then request the police bodycam footage to geg at
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ITT VVE VSE TRVMP SPEAK
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nu DNB just dropped
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I fucking hate Mondays
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<Hello, I'm Jakity! Your personal helper dot! Ask me anything, I know everything.
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I want a girlfriend to tie her up and bondage
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datamining thread
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>Gooning to pork
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'Teens what do you think about this guy?
>offsites are making better gems than us doctos
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>troon salted out
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nuadmin ill buy the site

im offering $25k in any cryptocurrency you desire
davidfosterwallace@secria.me
or salamanderslitherer on the irc
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nu datamining thread


what religion are 'teens a part of
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>
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Holy shit. I'm an engineering student and I'm in my finals period. Usually because of stress (and procrastination), this is the period I jack off 3-4 times a day. But this whole semester I didn't touch my dick. Not once.

Today I met my cute lab professor in private to ask her some questions about the subject. I don't know what happened, but she seemed stressed, didn't stop giggling, played with her hair the whole time, and towards the end we went on and had a 20 minute off topic conversation. What the actual fuck happened. I would usually be stressed out with cute girls like that and strictly keep it academical, but I was completely calm, rock solid eye contact, making jokes. This was so enjoyable it almost felt like it was a date.

Then I went in a coffee, and had a funny conversation with the cute cashier… Then, I payed for my coffee, and she gave me a card to get another one free ( usually you have to buy like 9 coffees to get one free, but she filled the whole card for me.) She told me to come back some time.

On top of that, this period is where I have the most shit to do. Because of my past wanking habit, I used to procrastinate a lot and have lots of things to do in a small time frame. But I developed an insane work ethic this semester and for the first time ever… I have almost nothing to do O_O

I got almost all the studying done and all my assignments were delivered far before the due date.

This is incredible, I've never been so on top of my shit EVER. I'm starting really to believe I can achieve every goal of mine. I feel freaking fantastic ahshsksbjssbsjsbsjwhsuisis FUCK YEA

But it will. You stay focused. You stay on your purpose. Refuse to get distracted by those negative thoughts and realize pain is temporary. Think what you can do right away that pushes you one step further in the right direction. You keep doing that everyday my friend, then one day you'll wake up and realize how much you've evolved.

Sorry for that I was feeling poetic. Poetry helps sometimes, but go check out my post about my tips if you want real tricks to get the job done.

Remember this : Patience is the name of the game. Rome didn't build itself in one night.
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What do you see that makes you say SISA
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>1488 FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES HEIL HITLER WHITE POWER o/
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I GOT LUCKY. I DO IT ALL THE TIMES
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gorefags and whites should have some basic human empathy o algo

no green arrow because i look like this and say this
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>gooning to pork
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I actually going to cry right now. Tihs log are too gemmy. PPH are so high. Slowburn operations and nu 'tosses posted everyday. We're so back
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2023 brimstone winter so bad it caused the slow death of the sharty
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does anyone else use obscure free vpns specifically for the sharty and nothing else?
it basically guarantees ips that weren't banned by obsessed faggots. dont care if they datamine either because i'm sure every advertiser totally cares about my data on this site
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is this brimstone

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>gooning to pork
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Salt #
# Admin

HEY GUYS I SUCK COCKS BTW
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this website is like a fucking drug. a drug that you keep coming back to, even if its mentally fucking you. each and every thread just makes you think how long you been on the internet, and its sickening to imagine the hours of life wasted.
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Thank you salt

Solomon Henderson thread
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>having the best examples of yourself be christian and the worst be atheist
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drink piss or else your a tranny
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Do you have autism?

>Involuntarily saying "Oyyyy! Doctoooos!" while laying in bed
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they putted all bfdi nsfw artists in skibidi toilet!
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My Ex is living rent free in my head, what should i do??? i'm desperate
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>anyways hi im a pooner but without the pooning out part
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Does life just keep going on
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>'Darth Vader' makes the case for Flock cameras at city council meeting
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february 2026 nostalgia
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>Vivian orbiteroon
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fun experiment

what if we get a newborn child and trap it in a room and make it listen to nothing but soyspeak , and as little normal english as possible then see what would happen to the child when it grows up
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did you join this site before or after janruary 2024?
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what's the difference between a furry and a zoophile
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Do you guys have any gifs or vids of trannies or faggots getting beaten
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>gosh just have sex incel
<fucking foids
<they're the reason I am a chudcel
^sweetie give me a hug
<not now I am leaking about foids
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT BRING BACK NAMEROLLS
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wife's bvll took away my ps5
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Found this on the 'Tube
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i am a short guy but I can look cute and also love sucking fat tits.

where should I hang out wearing 'I heart sucking tits' so I can find women interested in that? I don't mind them being fat btw
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Quote 井井 Admin

Hello it is me, the real quote, im coming to take back whats mine…
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I took a shit behind my friend's house. I was passing by his house, I had diarrhea and I felt it start going snd I didn't wanna shit my pants so I had no choice other than to go behind one of the buildings in the area and take a massive sloppy diarrhea just outside my friend's backyard.
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quote voice leaked
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>Killing yourself because somephono said "Live if you pedo"
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how do we kick women off the internet
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Operation UNNESCESSARY DILATION: PART 3

ki page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Unnecessary_Dilation
ITT WE SPREAD NEWS TO XITTER AND MAKE DELTATRANNIES SEETHE
current goal: more focused on spreading news on xitter (or jewtube), and possibly making plebbit accounts to shit up r/Deltarune
GO INTO a comment section of a post on there and post the image along with an mexican taunt
Do not make a separate post or you will get 'nished fast.

thanks rpIPlUGB for a thumbnail
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nigger
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cobson brapping the log
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>zero zelligfags, ponyfags or fpefags at sight
>its just the same 3 animecucks brapping the log
this is REALLY weird
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>dude wipes
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Post Spadesons
>
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new toss
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Opinions on the gigachad song
>
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OYYY DOCTORS
>OYYYYY DOGTOS
<oyyy doktoz
^OYYY DOCTOOS
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Operation: DOX SCAT ZOOPHILE FOID

This wretched whore does scat with her dog, the video was on x but was removed so she’s promoting her telegram and private site to sell her scat and zoophile content. She has her dog lick her shit off of her and he masturbate a with its drool.
She’s not American, obviously some disgusting French fuck. Mass report and send to FBI.
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I unironically got a boner while writing BBC bait
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rare 'toss
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井井 Admin

hi everyone, salt here

gooning, le good btw
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Operation: DOX SCAT ZOOPHILE FOID

This wretched whore does scat with her dog, the video was on x but was removed so she’s promoting her telegram and private site to sell her scat and zoophile content. She has her dog lick her shit off of her and he masturbate a with its drool.
She’s not American, obviously some disgusting French fuck. Mass report and send to FBI.
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>Why are the goyim so obsessed with me או משהו
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>Hapa
>Is a cretinous sex pest
Unironically why the fuck are they like this? What the fuck goes wrong in their DNA to cause this?
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No hablo inglés
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Nusois, how do I stop gooning to femboys?
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It really is just a meaningless term to normgroids
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sojak is aweom
a very popular character
what most epiple use for
funny memes and litle stories
soyjak partying all day and all night
aaaaaaaa
everything that is teksted to
soyjak wojak is awrsomd
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music thread

ITT post some gemmy songs
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https://gm13.xalalau.com/wiki/Main_Page
'ape this wiki i found
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>I'M A SOYJAK! WOAAAAAAAAH!
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAAANG
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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janitor applications are now closed i will reply to this thread once i have sent the emails
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru