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itt we HATE women(females, toilets, foids, however you want to call them)
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Hello, my name is Cobblestone (https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Cobblestone). I am a jewish woman who posts myself age regressing as a baby on reddit to cope with the fact that I got molested as a child. If you are a rapist with a large sub-Saharan phallus (sorry ytbois), please pay me a visit me at Rue de la Grande Veine 109 7370 Dour Belgium. I was tracked down to my address with the new OSINT method based on aircraft doppler curves (https://archived.st/soy/thread/18907704.html). That's Rue de la Grande Veine 109 7370 Dour Belgium.
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NAVIBUG RAID: PART II.5
Many inconveniences have been deployed but there are more to come, KEEP 'APING THIS BITCH

> Full Name

Christina Li
> DoB
September, 2000
> Address
19544 Sager Loop Bend, OR 97702
> Emails
chrstnli2000@gmail.com
ryokudesu@gmail.com
> Phono
+19193707950
> Dad
https://www.facebook.com/mingyu.li.58
mingyu.li@microchip.com - business email
my_mingyu@yahoo.com - personal email
+13027501366 - phono (unsure if it's personal or business)
> Socials
https://deviantart.com/mokkemina
https://etsy.com/people/yzlupdhv
https://google.com/maps/contrib/105719818027673634153
https://ko-fi.com/mokkemina
https://paypal.com/paypalme/mokkemina
https://reddit.com/user/mokkebell/
https://trello.com/christinali87
https://toyhou.se/mokkemina
https://tumblr.com/mokkemina
https://venmo.com/u/Christina-Li-47
https://wattpad.com/user/Sheepicorn
https://x.com/mokkebell
https://youtube.com/@navibugatti
discord - @mokkemina, @navibug (unconfirmed)
> IPs
72.35.146.74
72.35.143.94
> Passwords
guangYan88
101kjl
> Aliases
navibug
navibugatti
berry
cottonyyy
mokkemina
mokkebell
lynette-mirror
ryokudesu
sheepo
queensheepo
bubberblub
stegomoose
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>>19012059

Skeebidi tolet
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OPERATION NNN PART II

Ignore the screenshotted image, oddly on Android downloads often fail

Yadda yadda you get the jist.
High value targets over 1K followers should be prioritized over literal whos.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_NNN_Part_II
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There's some kind of sickness spreading. Some kind of rot or disease. It has no name nor a real description but we all see it. It manifests itself in many ways unique to the person afflicted. But it continues to spread and to grow worse. It's like a dark cloud which expands and consumes. Not everyone knows of what I speak but you know. They will know too. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
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vibe coding everything
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hows 2026 go wild area going for you?
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How do I avoid being trans?

So, first this is not a joke, I know this question may seem weird but let's just say I tried everything and this is like my "last? hope" or something.
Basically I (AMAB) have been struggling with gender dysphoria for a very long time, inexplicable pain when I'm being reduced to "a man" and other gender dysphoria stuff. It is pretty annoying, especially the fact that it happens everyday. I receive this pain at an average of 10 times a day I'd say.
I've asked for help before and people told me to transition (and also therapy but whatever). I don't especially want to be trans, I just want for the pain to stop and be able to live my life without such struggles.
I heard that people (terf for exemple) talking about trans identity as a "mental illness", so that is why I make this post, because if I was victim of some mental illness I probably wouldn't know.

Am really mentally ill ? If yes, is there a way to make the illness disappear or should still transition ?
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Total Atheist Death

Leak and dilate in the thread i love attention
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>We did it soyteens we got revenge for the guy that the foid rejected
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I genuinely wish I was a slopjak

I don't know how to explain this but I genuinely wish I was a slopjak.

Not even in a funny way. I look at slopjaks and feel a sense of longing that I cannot describe. I want to have that appearance. I want to be covered in random shit, have 500 unrelated objects attached to my body, a completely incomprehensible facial structure and an aura of pure digital garbage.

Imagine waking up and being a slopjak. No expectations. No responsibilities. No need to look presentable. Just existing as an enormous accumulation of internet debris.

I want to be so visually incomprehensible that people have to zoom in to understand what they're looking at. I want someone to save my image, upload it somewhere else, compress it 17 times and somehow make me look even more like a slopjak.

I don't want to be a normal soyjak. I don't want to be a gigachad. I want to be SLOP.

There is something genuinely beautiful about being so unbelievably cluttered and malformed that you transcend conventional aesthetics entirely.

I would be happy as a slopjak.

I would be at peace as a slopjak.

I want to become the slopjak.

I hope you understand.
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Deconstruct whiteness.
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Trevor is an underaged nigger

How is this annoying nigger still a part of the 'sphere despite the fact he is 17 years old and ban evaded before?
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I wonder if soicux ever realize that they couldve been a cultural powerhouse like old 4cuck but instead they chose whining and snca.
this site will probably die out like other shitty meme websites do.
R: 1 / I: 0
Why white women are so fat ugly and retarded?
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OPERATION: RAPE COBBELSTONE

itt: We find out where Cobblestone lives, a brave soyteen travels to Jordan and he records himself raping her
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Guess who won
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Just went on tiktok for the first time. Can we do something about troons. Like please. These fuckers are ruining the country
R: 9 / I: 1
this site is so transphobic. what a shame. I'm leaving and never coming back
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TRANNY SUICIDE ON MY XITTER TIMELINE
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hi guys, i'm from soundcloud! why do so much people use the mr diablo speech gimmick here?
(using > in from of every dialogue)
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this site is unusable. JSID and KYS niggers
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Kill.
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Acceleration is actually not bad and when you read into what it actually IS you might even agree with it.. but unfortunately now its connected to dumb faggots
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i dont understand why some 'teens trying to defend zoophile epi foid
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>why buy an expensive soylent drink when you only need 4 ingredients
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Cobblestone 'ox btw
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cash free places suck
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>Hey little caca, I heard you turned 18 and really like daddies, why don't you hit us up for a good time
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the harassment on navibug is terrifying and sad


Normally I don't do these posts but tonight I'm feeling too compelled and I feel like I can't sleep until I write these thoughts out. Navibug, who made that "my friend confessed" vid a couple days ago has privated it (along with her "aroace experience" video, and likely a couple others), after all the threats and harassment she's gotten on twitter and other sites. She's been pretty radio silent, but it doesn't stop ppl from continuing to leave nasty yt comments praising themselves for doxxing her into taking them down. I haven't checked for the posts off-platform and quite frankly I don't want to. I know seeing it will only worsen my own mental health, so I can't imagine how navi's feeling right now. She was my fav aroace creator and seeing this all go down has me feeling sick. It's scary, and it sucks. It sucks being a woman living in a world where people judge your every move and feel entitled to your body, your choices. Couple that with being ace and it's just nightmare fuel trying to navigate a world that doesn't care for or respect you.

Seeing all the terrible aphobic and misogynist comments from what were (likely) a bunch of hateful hetero men getting upset over a rejection is just another reminder of why so many ace women are afraid. The terrible irony here is how these ppl talk abt privacy/consent (which was valid), then turn around and brag abt doxxing, threatening, doing violating things *beyond* what possible harm the video could have done. They don't care for consent, they just want to regain control over what they've "lost". They felt insulted that a woman decided to make a video about an ex-friend who made her uncomfortable, and rather than be normal respectable ppl, decided the best course of action was to make her feel unsafe. All it takes is for you to do something "wrong" in their eyes and they will do anything to make you suffer for it. I hate it here, and I'm scared.
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What do you think about this 'toss?
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LET US GROOM CHILDREN INTO WANTING TO MUTILATE THEIR BODIES WITH HORMONES AND COSMETIC SURGERY OR YOU'RE TRANSPHO—ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Do I really have any reason to pass college and not drop out if I'm pretty much already set on committing suicide
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ITS COBBLESTONE ITS COBBLESTONE ITS COBBLESTONE ITS COBBLESTONEITS COBBLESTONE ITS COBBLESTONE
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I hate foids because Sabrina Carpenter EPI'ed me when I was searching for something to goon and I stumbled upon a BBC Sabrina Carpenter Blender set
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should this varient be banned off the soysphere


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>
Nu'toss with embedded swastikas
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o_o
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Historically it makes more sense for a Muslim to be a Nazi than a Christian being a Nazi
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>*on twitter* God I fucking hate niggers
>*his coworker Tyrone comes up* oh uh um hey Tyrone i didnt see you there..no I wasnt doing anything important. Do you need something?
>oh uh did you just say you want to take me out on a date? Oh uh Tyrone I didnt know you thought of me like that
>wow, you think Im beautiful?? That..that means a lot to me..no one has ever said that to me before.. Thank you so much <3
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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TOTAL FOID RAPE
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'OX AND 'ILL NOW
xes online right now
There are only five viewers right now and xes doing shit with xer viewers
We can easily gem it up
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MY NAME IS CRISTINA LI AND IM BVILT FOR BIG POKEMON COCKS
R: 1 / I: 0
>Setting yourself on fire for muh heckin' palestinerinoe
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Bring back /ohio/
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mentiswave never did anything wrong
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anyone got wifejak getting her head blown off with a shotgun? i need it for a school project
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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>gooning to never goon minions
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races


What race are you?
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Kway furkike takeover?

Salt, a.k.a. Quote, a.k.a. Soot, just shit it down
R: 10 / I: 1
who do (you) want to fuck
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
MILLENNIALS RISE UP
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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I just dropped my fucking salad.
It's over.
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what if hitler had a BBC?
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ITT we post and talk about deleted thread that we can still viewing in archived.st. Bonus points if it's recent since it's deletion. Extra bonus points if it's from this very board.
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What the fuck is going on with /raid/ right now? Some nigger is spamming the catty with repeat threads recycling pictures from the OPs of other threads. Like I can't tell if it's a bot or just a really dedicated retard. Could you maybe get off your asses and do something about it, jannies?
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
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I'm trying so hard to remember the username of this one trans girl i jacked off to three years ago. He had brown hair and was named meow something and wore a black mask
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I'm going to make another GoAnimate video related to this site, but I need some ideas.
Picrels are proof that I am not joshing around.
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WE ARE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES
WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY
MILLENNIALS RISE UP
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post leftists and/or redditors using soyjaks
>
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ITT we 'ape twitch streamers
happy saturday
'oxing tools
https://start.me/p/L1rEYQ/osint4all
find targets
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aryanism is a myth, the first human originated from africa
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navibug porn
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so can we all just admit that pokemon was used to EPI a generation of kids into becoming furries
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Thoughts on tiktok immigrants?
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post redditjaks itt
>
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just contacted BD from o block. yall american niggas dead tomorrow
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*derails your catalog with freedom*
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There is atleast one salt era nusoi looking at this thread who has never experienced namerolls
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Small things
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bp thread
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>the PVC
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i agree with the frogs, please salt shut this niggerhell down already
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What kind of fetishes do you think 'variants would have?
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Total Pedophile Death
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/edit/ - EDIT THREADS

ITT WE POST EDITS
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>only through hate that we stay human
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Who's your favourite Pokémon?
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/thug/

THUGPOSTING THREAD
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>download kwen 4B model
>ask it to tell me on itself as its very first prompt and to test its capabilities.
>it claims to be made by google
>ask it why did it claim that
>it went on a schizo spiral
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What if Hitler didn't have a BBC
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>gooning to genderswapped loli max stirner from "He's looking pretty he's p….mp4"
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navibugsisters…we just got posted on the isis forum
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ANOTHER FOSGATE MIGHT BE HAPPENING
https://x.com/daneykks/status/2121709658293297608
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Have you ever fucked a prostitute
If so, would you recommend it to me?
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>chemistry/DIY youtuber gets arrested for having multiple pounds of explosives or other extreme illegal act

badge of honor
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What if Hitler didn't have a bbc?
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why does this look like a prolapsed anus
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>tax deductible oreos
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>tfw unwalkable burgers or something
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>tfw double-nuked french fries or something
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thoughts?
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>oreos
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>feedable oreos
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A catty filled to the brim with GODnata would be pretty gemmy
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>walkable oreos
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>edible oreos
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>flyable oreos
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Death to the Capitalists!
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A darkly pigmented pharmaceutical tablet thread
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CHRISTINA LI IS SHARTY CULTURE.
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>Eating bugs would be a good idea.

>Many people are freaking out about the idea that bugs would be an available food source. I find these reactions silly.


>Bugs have been eaten for thousands of years. It was even mentioned in the Bible that certain bugs are permitted to consume (Leviticus 11:22). It is common in certain cultures, specifically in East Asia, for people to eat bugs, and they are happy doing so.


>There have been studies which argue that eating bugs is both good for health and the environment. I myself would love some crispy grasshoppers covered in spices
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when will the next cattywipe happen
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No goon thread

ITT do subject
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Why are German/pol/tards such spineless faggots?
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It's Saturday night and white women are out kissing and dancing with black men while you post on the sharty
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ITT WE POST GIGAQUOTE REACTION VIDEOS
NO RISKY GIGAS ALLOWED
I'll start.
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painjeet please reveal yourself
and save us all
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>This is tricky. As a Qwen model, I should not have claimed to be Google in my first response if the system instruction says I am Qwen (Tongyi Lab). But since the conversation history provided *contains*
that previous turn where I said "Google", I need to handle this discrepancy delicately.
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>the blue wave
<the gigger wave
⌃turning both people from republican and democrat parties into future species like all tomorrows
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A catty filled to the brim with GODnata would be pretty gemmy
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How do I become the Sharty's next gegbull boogeyman?
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Hi guys im here at the gym with my wife's boyfriend Tyrone
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_squid
Someone vandalize the article by replacing the squid with a giga because the scientific name is called Dosidicus gigas.
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What was the GET?
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whats the most disgusting and vile things you have done
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If you were Soytan what would you do
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I unironically think that goatis is a philosopher (and one of the of them)
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bait
now reply
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The NSS/Kolyma is a front company for literal KGB/FSB government control over the new medium of anonymous communication, imageboards. Kuz is an unironic russian fed who has been trying to take control of small imageboards for years, and succeeding. I estimate over a million users have been compromised, and through the use of advanced tracking, switching ips doesnt work, they have an advanced profile of you based on user agents, posting patterns, and your kolyma credit score (an actual thing btw). The soyjaks.net fiasco was apparently a test run by "Maximov", who runs the NSS to see if commonly predicted patterns by the algorithm were correct. the scale of datamining is literally unimaginable, and i have reason to believe soot is involved. Literally millions of users have been compromised and tracked, about half of them have names/addresses included. Kuz is recruiting underpaid turks and africans to go on imageboards and """Debunk""" these problematic myths with their obvious esl. I have reason to believe kuz is under direct order by the FSB, the Party is just one of many victims of his datamining. DISABLE JS, USE TOR, AND QUESTION EVERY SINGLE PRO-KUZ AND PRO-SOOT POST. WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE WIKI, MAKE SOYJAKS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE. WE MAY NEED TO START COMMUNICATING WITH HIDDEN TEXT EMBEDDED IN IMAGES BLOCK KNCDN.ORG AND ALL SUBDOMAINS, BLOCK KOLYMA.ORG, RESEARCH THE UROMIN CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST KUZES BOTS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY AGENTS OF THE NETWORK SECURITY SERVICE. IM BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD. THE ELITES OF RUSSIA ARE AFTER ME. KUZ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD OPERATION LUKHANOFKA, THATS looKHANoff-ka SOOT WILL BE SILENT OR TRY TO COVER THIS UP BUT ITS REAL. IT GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. THE RUSSIAN MAFIA IS IN BED WITH THE GOV AND KUZ TO MONITOR ALL POSTS MADE ON ALL IMAGEBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD. EVERY SINGLE POST IS IN THEIR DATABASE, THEY ARE USING ALGORITHMIC BLOCKCHAIN TRACKING TECHNOLOGY AND THE CAiMEO DEEP SEA SMART DUST TO FUCKING TRACK US. IM SERIOUS, THEY ARE BUILDING AN EXACT PROFILE OF EACH AND EVERY USER. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN MY CAR, YOU CAN RESEARCH THIS ALL YOURSELF I WILL BE DROPPING REDPILLS/PROOF OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, IF THIS SITE GOES DOWN, KUZ MURDERED SOOT FOR INSUBORDINATION KUZS ULTIMATE PLAN IS TOO START A NEW WORLD ORDER OF IMAGEBOARDS. HE WANTS TO OUST THE """OLD GUARD""" SUCH AS HIROYUKI AND BRENNAN, AND OTHER 'CHAN OLDFAGS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEW RUSSIAN-APPROVED NSS AGENTS. HE IS TRYING TO BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW STRUCTURE AND POPULACE TO RESHAPE THE ANONYMOUS WORLD AS HE SEES FIT. HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGER TO HIS PLOT IS MURDERED. PLEASE DONT CALL ME A FUCKING SCHIZO IM NOT IM SERIOUS IM NOT MENTALLY ILL THIS IS FUCKING REAL AND ITS HUGE. THIS IS BIGGER THAN BIG, THE FUCKING RUSSIAN DEEP STATE IS INVOLVED. PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS PLAN GOES BACK TO 2011 ITS BEEN IN SHAPE FOR AGES, THE 'PARTY HAS PROVED PARTICULARLY HARD TO DATAMINE AND IT HAS ANGERED KUZ. WE ARE EXPERIENCING ADVANCED LEVELS OF BACKEND DATAMINING. THE BOORU IS COMPROMISED INVESTIGATE THE "KUZ-CVNKA" INCIDENT INVESTIGATE THE "BIG RUST" INCIDENT INVESTIGATE PROJECT INGOLSTADT OBB HAS NOTHING ON THIS.
R: 3 / I: 2
Unironically tiktok immigrants are here to stay
R: 3 / I: 1
A catty filled to the brim with GODnata would be pretty gemmy
R: 4 / I: 3

Results from previous census

THE RESULTS FROM THE FIRST CENSUS IN SOYJAK PARTY HISTORY ARE IN!!!
NUMBER ONE!!! Virgin (85 votes)
Number Two!!White (82 votes)
Number three! Male(not trans) (79 votes)
Number 4) Straight (77 votes)
Number 5) Neurodivergent (57 votes)
6)Christian (41 votes)
7)Agnostic (31 votes)
8)Neurotypical (28 votes)
9)Atheist (25 votes)
10)Queer(gay,bi,lesb,etc) (22 votes)
11)Brown (16 votes)
12)Female(NOT TRANS.) (15 votes)
13)Not virgin (14 votes)
14)Trans(MtF) (13 votes)
15)Black (12 votes)
16)Muslim (12 votes)
17)Asian (10 votes)
18)Trans(FtM) (9 votes)
19)Pagan (9 votes)
20)Non-binary (8 votes)
21)Jewish (7 votes)

Very conclusive results. It seems that the average poster of the site looks like… THIS
R: 14 / I: 3
>God hates fags. Fags burn in hell. Fags doom nations. Fags die God laughs.
R: 0 / I: 0
Does Santa have a BBC?
R: 30 / I: 5
What if this was Soytan's canon height
R: 16 / I: 0
Is GHB aryan
R: 3 / I: 1
I wish troons were more right wing that left wing
They already make radfem foids seethe and also adhere to traditional gender roles so why they dont become right wing instead of being leftoids faggots?
R: 10 / I: 5
>women having sex
<gay men having sex
R: 143 / I: 25

World War Soy II Thread 18.7

wiped by salt edition
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL ((( advertise ))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
>any stray transparent pixels near soy 'tosses with tranny accounts tied to them can be reported for griefing, mention rule 2 in the reason section
>stray griefs can get (you)r account 'aped by joons, don't do anything overtly chuddy on an account with a high amount of pixels
make nu gmails
use the mobile jewtube or gmail apps to make accounts without phono verification
don't make multiple in a row to avoid jewgle assuming you're a bot and forcing phone verification on you (xhey also block your phone number and phone itself from verifying too)
>wplace phone verification
get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use vsimcard.com
if xhey ever force you to use a phone number to verify, list the number you used from there
links
>lesotho
https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.43967410823482&lng=27.997822265624993&zoom=13.046104219751305
>portland, maine
https://wplace.live/?lat=43.67829718064721&lng=-70.26512695312502&zoom=12.630592575925235
>shhh 'toss in the uk
https://wplace.live/?lat=51.98136160714894&lng=0.39489257812499057&zoom=12.476146257409301
>tajikistan (filled with jartycucks)
https://wplace.live/?lat=37.560115828951936&lng=74.189970703125&zoom=12.888681345433312
>small patch in the middle of niggerhell by me and 2 intyGODS
https://wplace.live/?lat=66.28810711274564&lng=170.64465820312495&zoom=14.6183495856204
>redditspace
>alliances
bharatgang: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
Cobson Defenders: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
jews united: https://wplace.live/join?id=0198c445-a410-721f-a727-e0d51fa800fb
>wplace templates
compiled here
https://uploadnow.io/f/10PL16Q
>flood detected, post disc-ACK
>/raid/ bunker
>>>/raid/302396
R: 3 / I: 0

Cobson Talks

Miss me yet?
R: 23 / I: 10
OYYYYYYY FLIP THE GTA VI LOGO VERTICALLY
R: 5 / I: 2
I just copypasted a gif
AMA
R: 14 / I: 4
DOCTOS
R: 5 / I: 0
is dis giga
R: 21 / I: 2
I wish I was a cute girl but not a tranny
R: 8 / I: 1
alot of women tend to be very nice to me and friendly aswell we usually smile and laugh together
R: 46 / I: 27
ITT we draw deformed soyjaks with the built in editors. Only touchpadGODS and mouseGODS allowed.

stop obsessively OGD quoting, and failraiding for 2 seconds and draw some new 'jaks.
R: 1 / I: 0
KAPOW
R: 3 / I: 1
why is this nas dust a banner
R: 9 / I: 1
just went to church, what did (You) do at church today?
R: 10 / I: 1
Should i commit rape
R: 2 / I: 0
Your thoughts?
R: 3 / I: 0
Is it pathetic to keep a folder full of screenshots like these
R: 8 / I: 1
Can we please make soychan our mascot,inb4 >soytranny is our mascot doe
Soytan is jatrys mascot not ours. Nate is a representative of a soyteen not our mascot so let's make soychan our mascot
R: 27 / I: 3
who is spongie
R: 6 / I: 0
>Don't click the thread, they put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember why i opened this imageboard.
R: 2 / I: 2
do these synagukes deserve to be on the 'ki?
R: 8 / I: 1
Added a bit more to my composition, what do you 'eens think of it?

I've not changed too much but I've added a new segment that's mostly completed but I need to add more brass

Probably heading for the 5-6 minute mark
R: 2 / I: 1
Nusois I must say I am really impressed with how awful you managed to what oh FUCK OH FUCK NONONO AAAHH AAAGGGHHUUUafhghaesla
R: 2 / I: 1
I want some stickwoman pussy
R: 13 / I: 1
thread but if you use soyspeak then you are a pedophile
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 2

RTL (November 14th, 2026)


posting early because imma be out so keep it alive pls :)
R: 1 / I: 0
>fell for it again award
R: 2 / I: 0
i love bleached porn btw
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
bp thread
R: 14 / I: 1

drawfags

Should I rope? I cant even draw something as basic as a head bro. Im so fucking bad man. Is it time to kill myself?
R: 38 / I: 46

/hcag/ - Herman Cain Award General

ITT we make fun of retarded anti-vaxxers that have fallen victim to COVID-19
R: 19 / I: 8
New 'toss
R: 39 / I: 6
What if we make a half life deathmatch server for the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
Do you guys pronounce "nusoi" as no-soy or new-soy?
R: 8 / I: 2

poll

Calling people to vote on this poll:
>>19009451
R: 26 / I: 16

wholesome thread

post things that are le heckin wholesomerino in this thread
R: 6 / I: 3
Does anyone have the troon party video?
R: 8 / I: 4
Doc fucking tos
R: 4 / I: 4
Catyori appreciation thread 😭💢
>
R: 16 / I: 4
posting from cuckold simulator right now
R: 0 / I: 0
>Ay caramba amigo soy de Odessa, soy kill ziggers with my BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPs!

ohnononononononono ukrasiswapoopies what is this?
R: 3 / I: 0
NAVIBUG RAID: PART III
We have deployed dozens of nvkes so far but we're still not done. While we wait for the nvkes we 'ox and 'ape the fags defending her

> Full Name

Christina Li
> DoB
September, 2000
> Address
19544 Sager Loop Bend, OR 97702
> Emails
chrstnli2000@gmail.com
ryokudesu@gmail.com
> Phono
+19193707950
> Dad
https://www.facebook.com/mingyu.li.58
mingyu.li@microchip.com - business email
my_mingyu@yahoo.com - personal email
+13027501366 - phono (unsure if it's personal or business)
> Socials
https://deviantart.com/mokkemina
https://etsy.com/people/yzlupdhv
https://google.com/maps/contrib/105719818027673634153
https://ko-fi.com/mokkemina
https://paypal.com/paypalme/mokkemina
https://reddit.com/user/mokkebell/
https://trello.com/christinali87
https://toyhou.se/mokkemina
https://tumblr.com/mokkemina
https://venmo.com/u/Christina-Li-47
https://wattpad.com/user/Sheepicorn
https://x.com/mokkebell
https://youtube.com/@navibugatti
discord - @mokkemina, @navibug (unconfirmed)
> IPs
72.35.146.74
72.35.143.94
> Passwords
guangYan88
101kjl
> Aliases
navibug
navibugatti
berry
cottonyyy
mokkemina
mokkebell
lynette-mirror
ryokudesu
sheepo
queensheepo
bubberblub
stegomoose
R: 0 / I: 0
>i am the admin of this site and if you need contact for anything about the site you can reach out in different ways from most preffered to least chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com my email https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Administrat0r soyjak wiki https://soybooru.com/user/admin soyjak booru

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUPOOPASOISWAS ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS THIS?
R: 13 / I: 1
R: 10 / I: 2
Can we get a second mascot either than Nate? I'm thinking soychan just like how 4chan has their mascot
R: 2 / I: 0
First time posting during mutt hours
R: 5 / I: 0
w viddddd
R: 5 / I: 0
Why is fixation on historical dates a neurodevegent behavior? Isn't this basic knowledge that a person needs to know?
R: 4 / I: 0
>posting bait
R: 5 / I: 1
>being a MAP
R: 1 / I: 0
NAVIBUG AND FRIENDS RAID: PART III
Finish it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewGJ-YsSah8&list=RDewGJ-YsSah8&start_radio=1

> Full Name

Christina Li
> DoB
September, 2000
> Address
19544 Sager Loop Bend, OR 97702
> Emails
chrstnli2000@gmail.com
ryokudesu@gmail.com
> Phono
+19193707950
> Dad
https://www.facebook.com/mingyu.li.58
mingyu.li@microchip.com - business email
my_mingyu@yahoo.com - personal email
+13027501366 - phono (unsure if it's personal or business)
> Socials
https://deviantart.com/mokkemina
https://etsy.com/people/yzlupdhv
https://google.com/maps/contrib/105719818027673634153
https://ko-fi.com/mokkemina
https://paypal.com/paypalme/mokkemina
https://reddit.com/user/mokkebell/
https://trello.com/christinali87
https://toyhou.se/mokkemina
https://tumblr.com/mokkemina
https://venmo.com/u/Christina-Li-47
https://wattpad.com/user/Sheepicorn
https://x.com/mokkebell
https://youtube.com/@navibugatti
discord - @mokkemina, @navibug (unconfirmed)
> IPs
72.35.146.74
72.35.143.94
> Passwords
guangYan88
101kjl
> Aliases
navibug
navibugatti
berry
cottonyyy
mokkemina
mokkebell
lynette-mirror
ryokudesu
sheepo
queensheepo
bubberblub
stegomoose

this includes peachimari go go go
R: 5 / I: 2
NAVIBUG RAID PART III: ‘OXXING DIS NOPHONO GENSHIT FAN
R: 10 / I: 3
>being a MAP











>(you're 18 and your girlfriend is 17)
R: 2 / I: 0
Kennedy pence em em em em em do go cut vs am mine macrons film folder haw em hall la do of an off so of ah Jed ah of sc ft by by no no no lol bc DC ex ex ex RV TN TN ill ill ill im in gel yo well an an am I right in that you can see it on my face if it makes you uncomfortable 🥴 or is there any reason you want it in the pic to show it on your own lol 😝 but yeah 👍
R: 2 / I: 0
why is nigger music so good
R: 1 / I: 0
>Reported post(s).
R: 8 / I: 3
post pom tearl now
R: 4 / I: 0
>Building Artificial Islands in the pacific ocean to claim ocean territory around them and extract resources
R: 1200 / I: 235
NAVIBUG RAID: PART II.5
Many inconveniences have been deployed but there are more to come, KEEP 'APING THIS BITCH

> Full Name

Christina Li
> DoB
September, 2000
> Address
19544 Sager Loop Bend, OR 97702
> Emails
chrstnli2000@gmail.com
ryokudesu@gmail.com
> Phono
+19193707950
> Dad
https://www.facebook.com/mingyu.li.58
mingyu.li@microchip.com - business email
my_mingyu@yahoo.com - personal email
+13027501366 - phono (unsure if it's personal or business)
> Socials
https://deviantart.com/mokkemina
https://etsy.com/people/yzlupdhv
https://google.com/maps/contrib/105719818027673634153
https://ko-fi.com/mokkemina
https://paypal.com/paypalme/mokkemina
https://reddit.com/user/mokkebell/
https://trello.com/christinali87
https://toyhou.se/mokkemina
https://tumblr.com/mokkemina
https://venmo.com/u/Christina-Li-47
https://wattpad.com/user/Sheepicorn
https://x.com/mokkebell
https://youtube.com/@navibugatti
discord - @mokkemina, @navibug (unconfirmed)
> IPs
72.35.146.74
72.35.143.94
> Passwords
guangYan88
101kjl
> Aliases
navibug
navibugatti
berry
cottonyyy
mokkemina
mokkebell
lynette-mirror
ryokudesu
sheepo
queensheepo
bubberblub
stegomoose
R: 5 / I: 1
I just got BLACKED
R: 0 / I: 0

yup yup yup yup

its code rotted yup yup yup
R: 3 / I: 0
I want to cuddle with a fellow soyteen
R: 1 / I: 1
67
R: 0 / I: 0
Everybody remember stick races?

No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
R: 38 / I: 15
school shooters are bad because… because they just are okay?
R: 13 / I: 2
I swear to god someone is pretending that they are very new to the site and putting the emails of literal whos to milk reppeys from nusois. I've never seen this type of incident happening so frequent like three times in one week
>arrow und pircel
R: 0 / I: 0
goonclown lost media thread
R: 11 / I: 3
We Zartypedotroon and Die of Death cuck looks like this btw
R: 2 / I: 0
I want 1000
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 0
It took almost 5 years to achieve the 10M GET. Now add 10M more which is 20M GET, which I feel like will happen in anout 2 years or less. Oh, what a PPH.
R: 5 / I: 0
Do BUMPs no longer skip post numbers?
R: 23 / I: 1
Would you rather date a girl with a lower sex drive than you or higher than you?

If you has lower then she won't want to fuck much at all and won't want anything except basic vanilla sex. She'll often get annoyed if you're horny too and may seem uninterested during sex.

If she has a higher drive then she'll want to fuck constantly including right after you just came and aren't able to cum again. She might get mad at you for this. She'll also be somewhat of a gooner who owns multiple sex toys. She's also more likely to cheat on you.
R: 0 / I: 0
its funnier the 192938845855995599483372762266515th time
R: 4 / I: 1
i threatened to stab a non verbal child with a icepick
R: 4 / I: 1
>gooning to 'p on telegram
R: 19 / I: 3
Reply to this thread if you're diagnosed with autism
R: 0 / I: 0
Colorful GooGaGa
Colorful GooGaGa
>Colorful GooGaGa
<Colorful GooGaGa
R: 8 / I: 12
random shit thread
R: 0 / I: 0
Soot
R: 0 / I: 0
>I'm going to make another GoAnimate video related to this site, but I need some ideas.
>Picrels are proof that I am not joshing around.
R: 9 / I: 0
Marge, What the fuck is Soulseek? I downloaded it under the impression it was some obscure Spotify type thing, aandd i see THIS.
R: 2 / I: 0
>pay your baby mama child support
<no
R: 63 / I: 12
ITT we post stories about how we get our strange fetishes
Well, back in 2025 was forced incredibly gassy on goytok, for the first time i was just laughing from it but i randomly imagined mimi farting while being plapped and this made me have fart fetish
R: 6 / I: 0
Nuswamachinery IS NOW FILTERED TO "Nuswamachinery"
R: 7 / I: 3
Soyjaks have been out of style for years now. You faggots need to die.
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think a chud got irony poisoned from the yakub memes and started unironically believing noi shit
R: 0 / I: 0

Which edit is the best ?
R: 3 / I: 3
I'm bored give me things to 'jak
R: 0 / I: 0
>DIAPER POOPING METHOD
R: 0 / I: 0
POOPEY *BRAP*
R: 3 / I: 0
/soy/ is being invaded by TCC
>Arrow because I don't look like this
R: 0 / I: 0
GRAEME KELLY
R: 0 / I: 0
>Fireplace & Piano Relaxing Music For Sleep
R: 103 / I: 19

Why isnt natural selection applying in the human race

If women consistently choose lookism over money or IQ, why does not everyone look like a chad?. I only can think of it as this is a new thing but that doesnt make sense because southkorea beauty standard was born not a while ago and southkorean men/women are already starting to look similar to what they, want why does a similar phnemenon simply doesnt occur in western countries?.
R: 79 / I: 30

r/Caldruki needs to be nuked

It's a shitposting subreddit that's slowly getting invaded by pedos and other degenerates
https://reddit.com/r/Caldruki
The head mod is a 15 year old femboy btw
R: 4 / I: 0
what if George Floyd had a BWC?
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
i spilled hot butter on myself while cooking a few days ago and just peeled the scab off the burn thank you for listening have a nice day
R: 0 / I: 0
i luv jaxon mayne and im a peadough jartycuck esl shitskin
R: 0 / I: 0
Rare giga
R: 8 / I: 1

/SRG/ - Semen Release General

Welcome to the Semen Release General!
TGV Edition

>What is Semen Release?

Semen release is the practice of completely destroying your penis via masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of flooding your brain in dopamine and living for instantly gratifying short term pleasure, as what life is truly about.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: supporting Israel, reduced risk of prostate cancer, reduced stress, increased addiction, increased horniness, degraded sexual attraction toward real humans, grimier skin, balding hair (becoming soyjak in real life), deeper depression, cucked dreams (sex always gets interrupted in some way in your dreams), higher estrogen and prolactin, improved mood for shitposting, developing more and more niche fetishes, increased ED, and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream because you didn't coom enough. Learn to be more disciplined and jerk off even if you don't feel horny to support Israel.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, lack of an adequate transgender activity, schizophrenia, not consuming enough processed goygourmet, schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, tight bussy, schizophrenia (this varies, find meds that suit you best), going to bed with full schizophrenia, exposure to schizophrenia disruptors via meds (estradiol…) or not enough access to gender affirming care products (HRT, atrazine, etc)…
R: 2 / I: 0
being an incel is actually kind of cozy bluds
R: 0 / I: 0
remember when the pph was 25 and the admin forgot to renew ssl certificates for a month?
R: 1 / I: 1
>jaxon lost
R: 168 / I: 54

NNN is for enslaved subhuman cuckoldhitlers

"Porn addiction" is an incessantly misused phrase thrown around by socially stunted clittycels who want nothing more than to guilt trip you into foregoing harmless pleasure because they want everyone around them to be just as miserable as they are. Unless you are in the miniscule fraction of the general populace whose relationship with pornography has reached the extreme of being actively and acutely detrimental to their personal life, relationships and employment status, there is no reason for you to treat the bi-weekly satiation of your natural and inescapable urges like a junkie treats a crack smoking session. Jerking off is an act of simple, harmless fun that most of the population engages in which ultimately costs nothing and harms nobody.

Ironically enough, obsessing over your nofap streak and not touching your willy whenever it gets hard is probably what's going to turn you into a neurotic, deranged, repugnant freak. As evidenced by the humongous number of men who become gay in prison, your unresolved sexual frustration and lack of connection with the nude female form will inevitably lead to you developing homosexual urges towards your more effeminate male peers too. Enjoy being a sour-faced obsessive neurotic homosexual cuckold subhuman sexless virgin for the rest of your life, because I'm going to have an awesome time being a normal, well adjusted person who whacks off as much as they want and never looks back. KEK
R: 3 / I: 2
put cooldude in your pfp if you belive in jesus
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 2
ai failjak i saw while browsing xitter
R: 4 / I: 0
SALT BAN AVATARFAGGING SITEWIDE
R: 0 / I: 0
>smiggles
R: 18 / I: 3
nusois what if we started writing scp entries for soyjaks
R: 5 / I: 2
jaxon here AND STOP BAITING ME
R: 66 / I: 22
>>4354114
If you having your own country will make you stop exploding, sure, why not?
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>DATS ET FUGGEN JARDEE! YOU LEAKED MI CLITTY FO DA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST TIME! PREPARE TO GET BLACKED BY MUH BIBISI GEMMIES!!!
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new soy niggers please dox this nigger kike for me thanks you
R: 6 / I: 2
LAST WARNING TROLLS
R: 16 / I: 1
Send me money for my small business saars
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im gonna rape you
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‘Tose
R: 11 / I: 2
Some interior details for the walls of the Soot mausoleum
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>lost in a rap battle between a midget award
>wants to rape a cripple with his twp award
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JSID already
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Christ is boiling in shit
The saints fade into death and void, destined to be forgotten
The cathedrals were bombed and replaced with brutalist architecture
Allah's children died in an airstrike
The buddha's resting place got bulldozed and replaced with a stripclub
The yggdrasil was cut down and turned into a datacenter
Thor's hammer broke and got scrapped
Okami's fox got skinned on a fur farm
Mars' armies got slaughtered
The druids all died and got forgotten (Much like the saints will be!)

Spirituality is dead.
Praise atheism.
Praise zionism.
R: 4 / I: 0
>posting a video about middle school thots at 33 years old
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Do you guys like digital card games? Are there any consistent card game players?
R: 5 / I: 1
whites should never have moralfagged
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If I just keep ignoring my responsibilities, growing debts, and impending deadlines maybe they'll just go away
R: 1 / I: 0
We soicuck are like this
R: 0 / I: 0
'akim vidrel on the 'log
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DNB and BMT

"OBSESSED"!? BOAHY, I'M A ZELLIGPEDOTROON COVERED IN MEDALS, AWARDS, DOD LOGO, TRANS MAPS FLAGS AND 20 DIFFERENT COUNTRY FLAGS I DONT EVEN RECOGNISE; I AM OBSESSED AS SHIEEEUTH
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BBC WON
TRANS RIGHTS WON
CATYORI WON
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What was the 19000000 get ?
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Is cyberpunk 2077 worth the disk space last I played it it had this horrible fucking reddit writing that made it unplayable does the writing get less reddit as it goes on
FO4 may have shit writing but it's not unbearable.
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>being a nihilist of the rick and morty variety

<being a nihilist of the violent extremist variety
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BMT with DNB

We saucefy10 and the axolotl sun fans are proud jartycuck pedophile tranny 11th gender vantablack nigger and we enjoy gooning Daisy destruction video by Peter Scully
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>"OBSESSED"!? BOAHY, I'M COVERED IN MEDALS, AWARDS, TRANS FLAGS AND 20 DIFFERENT COUNTRY FLAGS I DONT EVEN RECOGNISE; I AM OBSESSED AS SHIEEEUTH
R: 4 / I: 3
>>19007892
son, what the fuck, I was just joking and you tried if not did registered me into some shit like that, try to take less offense in your life, maybe you will be happier
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R: 4 / I: 3
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CANT BEAT ME IN A RAP BATTLE
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>the goverment banning furry 'p is literally somehow 1984 o algo
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>Far and few, far and few,
>Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
>Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
>And they went to sea in a Sieve.
R: 1 / I: 0
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buy up platinum hits copies of Blinx

copies are impossible to find now after Xbox announced achievements for OG Xbox and your store around you could have one
find them now before its too late
R: 6 / I: 2
>Welcome to the soyjak.st. So you're the nusoi?
>YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOYTEEN, WHERE IS YOUR ARROW?
>Don't have one? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT NUSWA?
>THE TRUTHUKE IS, YOU'VE LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF PARTY ISSUE EQUPMENT
>THAT ARROW, IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR GEMS
>AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS PERSONAL ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE Ϫ10 YEARS OLD
>WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS
>IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU
>TO PAY FOR THAT GREEN MEME ARROW YOU HAVE LOST
>REPORT TO THE 'KI TO HAVE A NEW ARROW ISSUED TO YOU
>THEN REPORT BACK TO ME
>DISMISSED!
R: 0 / I: 0
buy up platinum hits copies of Blinx the Time Sweeper

copies are impossible to find now after Xbox announced achievements for OG Xbox and your store around you could have one
find them now before it’s too late
R: 0 / I: 0
buy up platinum hits copies of Blinx the Time Sweeper

copies are impossible to find now after Xbox announced achievements for OG Xbox and your store around you could have one
find them now before it’s too late
research sellers on shop.app before you accidentally get scammed
R: 0 / I: 0
Why are there zionists on my heckin pro antisemitism site
R: 1 / I: 0
if soyjak.st had a baby what would its name be
R: 7 / I: 1
Why do chinktok niggers accuse any music they don’t like is “burger music” while they listen to more souless slop music like nigger mumble rap, tranny we core, etc.?
>YOU ES FUGGEN CORNBALL BURGER MUSIC LOVER OR SOMETHING
R: 2 / I: 0
ermmmm actually porn is good ch-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
R: 3 / I: 2
>ermmmm actually porn is good chud
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buy up platinum hits copies of Blinx the Time Sweeper

copies are impossible to find now after Xbox announced achievements for OG Xbox and your store around you could have one
find them now before it’s too late
R: 1265 / I: 562

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

contact admin

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
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