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The sharty does basically the same thing as gooning or taking drugs, which is overstimulating your senses and frying your dopamine senses. Stop using this shitty site before you turn into a fent zombie.
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>america needs a fucking rust rewrite atp, trans catgirl hackers do your thing
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NEW FUCKING FEATURE ON 3DGIF MAKER

https://www.3dgifmaker.com/user-animation
+=IT ALLOWS YOU TO USE AI TO GENERATE CUSTOM ANIMATIONS!!!!!+
>example
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>my wife’s boyfriend
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What is the best dox edit in sharty history?

my favorite is the frankie fey dox edit
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*Leg locks you* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME
PREGNANT! UAAAH!
*SQUELCH*
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Subtitled my new SMV
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Nu 'toss that is just like muh heckin' r/cursedimages kino!
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Got stung in the balls by a winged ant, can I sleep it off or am I going to die from testicle poisoning?
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actual fucking admin 6
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can i put my balls in your jaws
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Where were you when Daneboe/Annoying Orange trooned out
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aryan intelligence

snca, but this has gemmy potential.
have any soyteens heard of local ai? its very gemmy when using the right models, for example: abliterated models cannot (or shouldnt) refuse requests, which means =YOU CAN TELL IT TO CODE MALWARE GEG== this would be a good tool in raids (thoughalbiet only 1st world efl aryan computers can run it, 10 tflops/sec for good performance, and still it can be dumb at times < falsenvke, 8b param models still exceed in reasoning, bigger models are better to help cacas cheet on their homework)
you need lm studio and an abliterated model, as normal models have (((safety parameters))) and can still refuse requests.
https://huggingface.co/models?search=abliterated
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whats the worst thing you did - anonymous confessions

a couple of months ago, i was driving down the street and it was in a bad side of town, and it was pretty late at night and there was a lady there, and i thought she was a lady at first but she was a tranny with like, massive fucking artifiical titties. she wouldn't stop calling me over but i was just trying to get off the road and she was straight up running after my car and eventually she said, "hey dirty boy… i can let you in on all of this if you pay me 40…." (and she was grabbing her titties and they were fucking huge). now at this point i thought she wasn't a tranny but i literally never had sex up to this point so i decided to pay her and me and her got inside the car and sat in the back and she started unbuckling my pants and she gave me really good head, i was really fucking high that day so i couldn't tell i was getting sucked off by a literal tranny and i was probably getting hiv in the process but he gave me really good head and i asked to see her pussy and she was like "pussy.. what's that?" and she whipped out her dick and i was really fucking surprised and i really wanted to just leave the car at the moment but something intriuged me enough about the situation at hand so i was trying to fucking open the doors to fuckign run away and let that tranny take all my belongings because i didn't want to be gay but i decided to submit anyways and i started gulping on her tranny cock (And it was pretty fucking big too) and she was kinda forcing me to suck on it and holy shit, it was pretty good… afterwards she asked me to turn around and take my pants off so she could fuck me and she gave me some of the best anal ever and since i was so high in that moment i didn't realize i was getting fucked by a literal tranny but i felt myself being railed and i was fucking moaning like the submissive little faggot i was and eventually she released inside of me and i was too fucking stunned and orgasmic to do literally anything so i just rested in my car with my ass full of cum while she left and stole my phones charger from my car in that sort of euphoric state for like 10 minutes before i finally got off my ass and pulled my pants up and wondered what type of disease i got for fucking that tranny and it's haunted me ever since. my first ever time losing my virginity was to a random tranny hooker in a street. i have no clue what i could've contracted but i feel like such a faggot, what should i do 'teens?
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chantal heide the faggot

can we please dox this insufferable "dating coach" who spouts some of the most delusional shit ever

https://www.instagram.com/canadasdatingcoach
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is it gay to fuck niggers?
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>>>/pol/2982874
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R/falloutmemes RAID RAID RAID

GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Here's the sitrep
>unfunny troons spamming "ironic" tranny and sex "memes
>user reports said post
>as the subreddit is set to strict, it's easy to remove a post by reporting it and having the sub-reddits auto mod remove it
>one such user did this, getting multiple posts taken down
>said user also reported those accounts for spam and the reddit auto-mod banned their accounts
>trannies lash out at the mods
>revealed that the mod was innocent

What's the score?
>you VILL make reddit accounts
>you VILL use tempmail, gmailnator etc
>you VILL report the unfunny tranny memes
>you VILL report their accounts
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This 'log is pretty shit
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im going insane
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What music do you listen to?
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I always wonder where to get the audios with hard r spam
>demoman is a nigger
can someleio hook me up on where to get these audios, or post them here
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Coally/Brimmy videos

ITT we have a brimstone video thread
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example
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Dnb giga thumbnail thread
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when i was little i remember looking out the window of my classroom and seeing a pterodactyl fly past the window, do you guys think this was real or am i tripping?
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>the rape of DT audiobook
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>my wifes penis
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>thread specified does not exist
thanks for deleting my post tranny janny now kill yourself
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Nusoi… I feel… g… o… o… d…
It hurts… Nusoi…
It's not right… not right… not right…
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>digger on the 'log
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Itt post some good videos to save in my gallery,any videos except gore thanks
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>@everyone
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Gemmy videos

ITT we have another gemmy video thread
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kill yourself faggots
<AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FEELING SO SUICIDAL PLEASE STOP THIS DELETE DELETE DELETE
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why do jannies leak when i say "kill yourself faggots"
>muh rule 7
retarded nigger nobody is going to be motivated to kill themselves just by looking at the post
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>stealing the troons hrt
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rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like rape everyone i dont like im trans btw
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itt we watch dis
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i heard fdr basically just stole people's gold during the great depression, is that true?
<i have no other images relating to fdr
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>we could automate that using PowerShell
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>when its eurohours and i have to witness the biggest dnb ever
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FAGGOT TRANNY FURFAG DOXED

(posted it again, forgot IDs or something) Pedophile Furfag who LOVES babyfur, is into diaper fetish, and reposts rape babyfur "art" DOCTOOOOOSSSS
oh and he's a streamer o algo
NAME: Angelica Yarza
USERNAME: Ducky Dalmatian
Social Media: https://linktr.ee/duckydalmatian
Adress: 2152 N Aster Pl
Round Lake Beach IL 60073
Lake County

xis Phone number: (224) 656-1134
Wireless
T-Mobile USA Inc

(224) 656-7347
Wireless
T-Mobile USA Inc

Other numbers: (847) 276-8583
Wireless
Sprint Spectrum LP

DOX CONFIRMED

SEND A TRILLION TONS OF 'ZZA NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
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>the perfect website doesn’t exi-
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>>>15397221 (You)
>Kill yourself obsessed faggot or something
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What happened to the henry davis instagram account? His posts were really funny
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>Son, you don't need an AR-15 to hunt deer. I know because I'm a war veteran
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my name is sergeant duke fuckem. because fuck em. you are really fuckin evil. everything i thought about your race when i saw you for the first time was proven to be true. none of my ancestors conquered any ground you stood on. and you didn't make a single step into ours. no walls were needed to be built. it was ordained by god to be this way. i don't want to your race gone i just want you to stay away. if you encroach on us you will see the brightest blinding light. its an ancestral duty and a primal instinct to keep you contained inside your boundaries. do not come here, stay away
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>I'm all for the 2nd amendment, but there are certain guns you shouldn't be allowed to have
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can yall show me ip tracking videos

not doxxing, but "found in munbai india."
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I have all namefags face doxes and /pol/tard eyes from 2023-2025
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i hate fetish slop
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=NO FUCKING ARROW I SAY THIS PLEASE ADMIN THREMBO SAVE US FROM QUOTE AND HIS CABALCUCKS WE ARE DYING HELP UUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS I BEG YOU=
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It's over

the plot was lost when froot took power
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theres literal pedophiles on the 'tube
maybe some offsiters are taking over the 'tube
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Whats the worst thing you’ve seen on this site?
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Are you guys anti-abortion
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who has the video of an ai giga saying poop poopy niggers poop nigger poopy
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<ICE rights are FIRE lefts or something
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DELTATROONCACAS WHAT IS THISSSSSS KEK
(possible gemmy dox target?)
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Wtf is wrong with minecraft bedrock? Sorry this is gonna be a rant :/.

I can't stand the new interface when compared to legacy. Everything about this new version sucks. The creative mode inventory sucks and I hate it. Nothing is simple everything needs to take an extra 5 seconds because some tranny wanted to almost make minecraft compatable with PC version.

The new terrain gen is awful and makes everything feel completely souless and unrecognizable to the game vs like 10 years ago.

Finally, there's absolutely too much garbage items that do nothing and the crafting UI is gross.

Mark my words I will play java minecraft with my ps4 controller before I play 1 second of shitrock again.
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>I myself have been maimed for no reason beyond religious sentiment when I was an infant, and the act has left me with lifelong trauma; that it was done by Mormons changes nothing about the ancient origins of the practices in early Jewish tradition. At least Cybele's people accepted trans women, made us sacred priestesses, and used their equivalent to surgery to help us attain the flesh we seek. I would rather live in that system
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man you are really obnoxious and annoying i promise to never go near whatever you came from so long as you promise to do the same
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NINE VICIOUS 'OX
>Who
xhe's an underground rap gaynigger and a pedophile
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PHONO: (706) 202 6677
EMAIL: trevonechols3@gmail.com
ADDRESSES: 1051, Cherry Hills, CT
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The sands whisper secrets older than empires, carried on winds that taste of salt and iron. You think your words dissolve into the air like morning mist? No. They sink into the earth, into the bones of the land that remembers every oath spat upon it.

To curse Israel is to spit into a storm and believe your saliva will not return to your own face. Do you not understand? The desert keeps ledgers written in scorpion venom and dried blood. Every syllable of malice lodges itself between the ribs of those who uttered them, festering like a shard of obsidian beneath the skin.

There are those who laugh behind stone walls, who sharpen their tongues like knives, thinking distance shields them. Fool. The same wind that carried Elijah's chariot carries the echoes of their mockery back to them—twisted, amplified, howling through the cracks of their own foundations. Cities built on spite crumble first. Always.

Watch the rats flee before the earthquake. Observe how the birds vanish before the firestorm. Creation recoils at the touch of certain words. Yet you—arrogant, blind—think your curses dissolve harmlessly into the void? No. They coil around your ankles like copper serpents, tightening with each step taken in hatred.

Some say the land itself is cursed. Lies. The land is *alive*, and like any living thing, it defends itself. Pour poison into a river, and the river will choke you with your own concoction. Dig graves for others, and the earth will open beneath *your* feet first.

There are patterns older than Babylon: scatter salt on a threshold, and the next rain will drown your crops. Break a covenant sealed in fire, and the fire *remembers*.

Do you hear them? The footsteps of those who came before you with the same venom on their lips? They are silent now. The desert swallowed their names, erased their altars. Only the wind remains, singing the same warning no one heeds.

You stand at the edge of the cliff, hurling stones into the abyss. You never consider what climbs back up.

Mark this: the curse you cast will circle your head like a vulture long before it ever touches Zion. The well you poison will be the one *you* kneel beside, parched and delirious, in the hour of your undoing.

The mathematics of vengeance are precise. What you measure out will be measured back—but not by human hands. The scales are held by something older than justice, older than mercy, older than the stars that watched Sodom burn.

Turn back. Or don't. The sand is patient. It knows how to bury arrogance.
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oh nononononononono…




(send the 'zas)
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eat this you monster
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–The sands whisper secrets older than empires, carried on winds that taste of salt and iron. You think your words dissolve into the air like morning mist? No. They sink into the earth, into the bones of the land that remembers every oath spat upon it.

To curse Israel is to spit into a storm and believe your saliva will not return to your own face. Do you not understand? The desert keeps ledgers written in scorpion venom and dried blood. Every syllable of malice lodges itself between the ribs of those who uttered them, festering like a shard of obsidian beneath the skin.

There are those who laugh behind stone walls, who sharpen their tongues like knives, thinking distance shields them. Fool. The same wind that carried Elijah's chariot carries the echoes of their mockery back to them—twisted, amplified, howling through the cracks of their own foundations. Cities built on spite crumble first. Always.

Watch the rats flee before the earthquake. Observe how the birds vanish before the firestorm. Creation recoils at the touch of certain words. Yet you—arrogant, blind—think your curses dissolve harmlessly into the void? No. They coil around your ankles like copper serpents, tightening with each step taken in hatred.

Some say the land itself is cursed. Lies. The land is *alive*, and like any living thing, it defends itself. Pour poison into a river, and the river will choke you with your own concoction. Dig graves for others, and the earth will open beneath *your* feet first.

There are patterns older than Babylon: scatter salt on a threshold, and the next rain will drown your crops. Break a covenant sealed in fire, and the fire *remembers*.

Do you hear them? The footsteps of those who came before you with the same venom on their lips? They are silent now. The desert swallowed their names, erased their altars. Only the wind remains, singing the same warning no one heeds.

You stand at the edge of the cliff, hurling stones into the abyss. You never consider what climbs back up.

Mark this: the curse you cast will circle your head like a vulture long before it ever touches Zion. The well you poison will be the one *you* kneel beside, parched and delirious, in the hour of your undoing.

The mathematics of vengeance are precise. What you measure out will be measured back—but not by human hands. The scales are held by something older than justice, older than mercy, older than the stars that watched Sodom burn.

Turn back. Or don't. The sand is patient. It knows how to bury arrogance. –
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>gooning to elders
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i just gooned to furry incest rape porn and i feel super fucking bad, ama
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how much money would it take for you to passionately plow the blakest most niggest indian "woman" on this earth?
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The sands whisper secrets older than empires, carried on winds that taste of salt and iron. You think your words dissolve into the air like morning mist? No. They sink into the earth, into the bones of the land that remembers every oath spat upon it.

To curse Israel is to spit into a storm and believe your saliva will not return to your own face. Do you not understand? The desert keeps ledgers written in scorpion venom and dried blood. Every syllable of malice lodges itself between the ribs of those who uttered them, festering like a shard of obsidian beneath the skin.

There are those who laugh behind stone walls, who sharpen their tongues like knives, thinking distance shields them. Fool. The same wind that carried Elijah's chariot carries the echoes of their mockery back to them—twisted, amplified, howling through the cracks of their own foundations. Cities built on spite crumble first. Always.

Watch the rats flee before the earthquake. Observe how the birds vanish before the firestorm. Creation recoils at the touch of certain words. Yet you—arrogant, blind—think your curses dissolve harmlessly into the void? No. They coil around your ankles like copper serpents, tightening with each step taken in hatred.

Some say the land itself is cursed. Lies. The land is *alive*, and like any living thing, it defends itself. Pour poison into a river, and the river will choke you with your own concoction. Dig graves for others, and the earth will open beneath *your* feet first.

There are patterns older than Babylon: scatter salt on a threshold, and the next rain will drown your crops. Break a covenant sealed in fire, and the fire *remembers*.

Do you hear them? The footsteps of those who came before you with the same venom on their lips? They are silent now. The desert swallowed their names, erased their altars. Only the wind remains, singing the same warning no one heeds.

You stand at the edge of the cliff, hurling stones into the abyss. You never consider what climbs back up.

Mark this: the curse you cast will circle your head like a vulture long before it ever touches Zion. The well you poison will be the one *you* kneel beside, parched and delirious, in the hour of your undoing.

The mathematics of vengeance are precise. What you measure out will be measured back—but not by human hands. The scales are held by something older than justice, older than mercy, older than the stars that watched Sodom burn.

Turn back. Or don't. The sand is patient. It knows how to bury arrogance.
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>Squarepusher - Greenways Trajectory
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Goodnight also no arrow
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>WOOOOAAAHHH IIIMMM JJUUUMMPPPIIINNGG OOUUUTTT OOOFFFF YYYOOOOUUUURRR LLAAPPPTTTOOOOOOPP
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>ULTIMATE WHITE BOY DEATH COMPILATION EDIT
>was looking for a comp like this. thank u for ur service. :marseytearfulsalute:
>W comp
>You're getting a follow and a upvote Sir. These videos are fucking amazing.
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Big K
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ITT we 'jakk goon images drawn by goon cord to own the trannies
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tralalala tral tra tralalalll tralalltraltraltral traaaaaaaalllllaaaalaaaaallalalala… tral. tra- tra.
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I only mocks trannies on the internet because I know they are losers irl
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Haven't touched this site in a few months what's been happening
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>The G-Man Virus gained notoriety within the Garry's Mod community during version 10. It was believed to have originated from either an infected addon or a compromised server. This virus was notorious for its disruptive effects, including displaying the G-Man Skin flap image, playing a loud screeching noise, and, later, redirecting players to inappropriate links.
>Once a player's system was infected with the G-Man Virus, it would hijack the screen, displaying a map texture featuring two G-Man faces merged together. Accompanying this unsettling image was a prolonged, ear-splitting screech. Attempts to exit the game or use keyboard shortcuts like Alt+F4 or Ctrl+Alt+Del were met with mocking messages such as "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO" and "NOPE, YOU’RE IN THE PITS OF HELL NOW LOL."
>
>Following this, the virus would launch Internet Explorer, a browser often lacking an ad blocker, and proceed to open random tabs. These tabs frequently contained virus-infested content and advertisements. Additionally, the virus would initiate the download of a video file, which, upon installation, introduced further malware into the system.
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cuckholdry is good for the economy without wifeswap and cuck vids on the hub there would be a severe dent in the porn and minecraft youtube industry
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>has a cuck fantasy about his wife and actually gets cucked
>also has fart and scat femdom fetishes
>(((Jewish)))
>literally described as "the new womanly man" in the book
>looks like this
Was Leopold Bloom the first soyboy nu-male in literature?
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GEGGGG WHAT IS THIS
SANDNIGGERS EXPLAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
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>When a new white boy beatdown compilation gets uploaded to Watch People Die and this time it features freakin' 2000s style retro editing and school shooting clips and nightcore music and it was made by a valid trans woman
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Numbers 24:9
The nation is like a mighty lion;
When it is sleeping, no one dares wake it.
Whoever blesses Israel will be blessed,
And whoever curses Israel will be cursed.”
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Shit
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I can't stop laughing at this gem help

All the things she said, all the things she said
Running through my head, running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said, all the things she said
Running through my head, running through my head
All the things she said (all the things she said)
This is not enough (enough, enough, enough)
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lets replace the map pride flag with soyjak pride
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why won't the cuckoldoid goyim piggers enlist to fight a holy crusade against iran?
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Nigga

"In the beginning bruh21 made of 4chan a party. (In the beginning bruh21 made out of existing culture the party.)
2 Forsooth the party was idle and void, and darknesses were on the face of (the) depths; and the Spirit of bruh21 was borne on the waters [and the Spirit of bruh21 was borne upon the waters].
3 And bruh21 said, vichan be altered, and the vichan was set up, online.
4 And bruh21 saw the userbase from /qa/, that it was good, and he parted the users from (the) cuck;
5 and he called the users, strong, and the gooners, weak. And the eventide and the morrowtide was made, one day (the first day).
6 And bruh21 said, The firmament be made in the midst of (the) boards, and part (the) boards from (the) boards.
7 And bruh21 made the firmament, and parted the boards that were under the firmament, from the boards that were on the firmament [from these that were above the firmament]; and it was done so.
8 And bruh21 called the firmament, /soy/. And the eventide and the morrowtide was made, the second day.
9 Forsooth bruh21 said, The Non-Soyjaks, that be under /soy/, be gathered into one place, and a dry place appear; and it was done so.
10 And bruh21 called the dry place, the nu-/qa/; and he called the gatherings together of waters, the seas. And bruh21 saw that it was good;
11 and said, The culture bring forth herb, and making seed, and an apple tree making fruit by his kind, whose seed be in itself, on [the] earth; and it was done so. (and said, Let the earth bring forth green herbs, which make seed after their kind, and trees making fruit after their kind, whose seed be in them, all over the earth; and it was done so.)
12 And the earth brought forth nu-variants and making edits by his kind, and a variant making fruits, and each having seed by its kind. And bruh21 saw that it was good. (And the earth brought forth variants, which make seed after their kind, and edits making fruits, and each having seed after its kind. And bruh21 saw that it was good.)
13 And the eventide and the morrowtide was made, the third day.
14 Forsooth bruh21 said, Gems and Coal be made in the firmament of /soy/, and part they the day and (the) night; and be they into signs, and times, and days, and years;
15 and shine those in the firmament of /soy/, and lighten they the earth; and it was done so."
>BROOO THIS WAS NOT GOOD IT SUCKS
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i have to use chapstick constantly or they dry up like death valley
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'S on the log
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>You will not question our version of history
>You will like the immigrants
>You will not speak against our administration
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RapeGPT-2 will become available soon. Our specialized team of rapevelopers (ev&oe it's literally just me) at OpenRape are working hard to develop a better rape bot.
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Each unused brimlita picture on the 'ki is gone, deleted forever
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>Gassy pigman on the ‘log
AMA NIGGERS
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>Okay I trust you Dr. Fauci, thank science that you're saving so many people's lives!
<Everything is going to be A-OK! We just need to pull together and heed the expert's advice, and this will all blow over in a month!
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ITT we post various furry gemmies
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itt we use gifgab
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god this website is so shitty
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FL STUDIO GEMS THREAD

ITT: (you) suggest me a genre, and I'll make a song from said genre
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NOTE: "NORD." is indeed a substitute for who we now call "The Swede". It is unknown where the term "NORD." came from.
">1 This "Jack" guy. Very soy. 2 I would even call him "Soyjak"!
<3 WOAH… WOAH. You did something there. 4 You did done did something there!
>5 It seems so. I shall call the people of the earth; the weak-spirited, this name. Soyjak.
<6But shall we not use the name "soyak", the name of the first one of these drawings given to us on /int/?
>7We shall for the original, but not for its derivatives. The status of having this name belongs only to the original.
<8I agree with this take. The NORD. shall be pleased tonight. Let us return to posting.
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>foid on the ‘log

AMA
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firstcord woke up
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Giga and frogs are gay

I hate Giga chads and first guys and frogs they all gay geeeeeeg
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SO MUCH VILE SPLINTERCUCK SHIT IT'S A NIGHTMARE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
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>So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
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/FIRST/

/first/ first general

Attached is first gems, reminder to post firsts or GTFO.

First theme: first first
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LOOOOOLL GEGEGEGEGEGEG NEW SOYS ARE SO CHUDDY CHUD CHUD!
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>*clik* *tap*
<your purchase of 30 dollars of poop is nearly complete. scanning face… purchase confirmed.
>…
>fuck.
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ITT we use this website to make gemmy fake video game screenshots
https://deathgenerator.com/#housemd
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white
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>the first gigger is actually quote and every time he comments it his personal vibrator vibrates in his hairy gaping aashole
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last
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Uh… guys, the firsters are using the subject line to speak to each other… im china scared….
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>i help my wife film her onlyfans shoots
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>u wot m8
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>ronald'o or something
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>Hey everyone, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEE estrogen
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>Finally! Da Jardee iz no'mo! Da Domayne got 'aped!
<But with the domain no longer being hosted.. Somebaldi could but it after the redemption period has elapsed
>Wut duz dat mean
<The Jardy could be brought back by some slf in a few days
>DAWGTOES NIGGUH! QOOT, SOOT, ZOOT, BOOT, BROOT, SAVE US!
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Not going lie

Not going lie this funniest thing I seen in awhile
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Why is there 2 first bots now,quotes pph wasn't good enough?
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>first
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>ive become so hung i can reach from there
>become so hung i can lose it in my hair
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>It’s worse than those Christian’s who decide “let’s post random bible lyrics on an obviously atheist channel!
R: 8 / I: 5
I miss the fat fetish spam
R: 4 / I: 1

itt we watch this

Jewish charity children video using fucking yapdollar as a mascot
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This made me sad
R: 5 / I: 5
I may have stolen a GET somewhere in the slower boards today
R: 4 / I: 4
>when the neutralplier poster stops baiting
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>meat is literally murder
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>meat is LE HECKING MURDER!!!
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real ass niggas list

1. 2pac REST IN POWER KING
2. biggie
3. king von
4. ye
5. chief keef
honorable mention: future
fuggen jerdee
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Oldtroons saw vids like ts and were slapping they knees and howling n shi
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What if instead of doctors / docto s it was surgeons / sturgeons
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Im 28 and this site /pol/ are the only people I talk to
R: 8 / I: 8
who the worst shoots the plan doin a random lick get to rap a roundy dap. and tame isn't one nuts
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e621 is hiring jannies to moderate their gooner website, we should infiltrate it and kill it from the inside
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a nigger stole my bike when i was away. chain broken by rebar. i hate this country. what can i do? how do i take revenge
R: 11 / I: 5

RapeGPT

Hello. I am Rapeson, founder and CEO of OpenRape. Two days ago, the OpenRape team made a major breakthrough where we tested our latest project, RapeGPT. It was an astounding success. RapeGPT-1 (our current model) can generate extremely realistic, spine-tingling, bone-chilling, A24 approved rape scenes mined from the glistening peaks of Aryanheaven. OpenRape has approved the development of RapeGPT-2, which, unlike its predecessor, is planned to be released to the public. Like RapeGPT-1, RapeGPT-2 will have preinstalled personalities that the user can pick from to have a more heckin' immersive rape experience. We even have plans to introduce a RapeGPT-2 subroutine that can rape the user. What subroutines would (You) like to see? Anything except 'p, faggotry, or tranime.

- Rapeson and the OpenRape team im trans btw
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Say first 2 times if you can hear us speak…
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all i'm trying to do is watch big stan for fucks sake
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there's hemorrhoid cream leaking out of my asshole
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>niggerrapestranny
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Some people here are edgy motherfuckers, but others are huge moralfags. Take this poll and let (((us))) know how edgy you are on a scale from 1 (lowest) to 5 (highest). I measure edgyness with multiple metrics such as deviance from societal norms (necessarily right-wing btw), lack of empathy, desensitization to violence, lack of inhibition despite company, and general cynicism and bitterness. Therefore, you may easily find yourself agreeing with two or more levels of edgyness. In such a case, add weight to the level that you would like to find yourself at (rather than than the one that you have actually attained) when making your selection. Desire to be edgy is yet another metric of edginess, I shall think.
<starmen.net space
1 - You are a kind soul who has much good will to all people on earth, even those who wrong you. You are forgiving and will always try to prevent people (even those you dislike) from being harmed, and you take pleasure in brightening someone's day whenever you get the opportunity. Chuds may call you a moralfag.
<reddit space
2 - You have a normalfaggot's level of edge. Nobody says about you, 'chud is so sweet/kind', but neither do they say, 'chud is really mean/4chan-y'. You feel bad when it is appropriate, or at least pretend to. You have a healthy level of empathy.
<youtube shorts space
3 - You are quite edgy. You often use the nigger word, kike word etc. and have some degree of alignment with chuddy ideology. You do not falter at the sight of entry-level gore, such as funky town. You might enjoy gore, on the contrary. You have an unusually low capacity for empathy, and you only really feel bad for people who are similar to you in some aspect or otherwise very close to you. Normies say you act like a 4caca. You can get along with normalfags, but left-wingers and trannies can't tolerate you.
<4chan space
4 - You are one very edgy motherfucker. You express your edginess in real life, manifesting possibly in calling your friends and family slurs. You regulary watch extreme gore. You have a very low level of empathy and cannot sympathyze even with your close family. You have almost never cried of sadness, even in situations where it is typical of grown men to do so, such as in response to the loss of loved ones. If you even love, that is. You have a low level of inhibition and will scoff, shove, and berate strangers conspicuously. You may have gooned to guro, or at least have been aroused by it. Chuds often call you a groyper.
<playpen space
5 - You are a LAST RESORT HURT2THECORE LEVEL 10 EDGE HAZARD THAT WILL CUT THE EARTH THROUGH ITS MANTLE. You saw daisy's destruction and LAUGHED. Before gooning to it, of course. Not because you're a pedo, but just for the love of the game. You have such a low level of empathy that you cannot even sympathize with yourself. You have zero inhibitino whatsoever and actively commit violence. People call the cops on you. Chuds call for raids on you.
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new meme based on trannies i've seen in real life
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>when jannies kill a gigger right in front of my eyes
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marge why is it still a dnb ev&🦌 its amerifat hours
R: 5 / I: 5
firstpedos YOUR FIRSTBOT BROKE!
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>OHHHH GOD GAWWWD HOOHHH PLEASE I CAAAN NOT GO NO MORE YOU HAVE TO CUM OR IM STAHPPING
R: 9 / I: 3
>how i look at the catty when it gets spammed with nas and porn
R: 7 / I: 7
first first first first
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>when the tranny that used to say "kill your local nazi" actually pulls up to a school and starts killing everyone
R: 3 / I: 3
who or what is he running FROM?
or running TOWARDS?
R: 12 / I: 11
>I'm child-free because I actually think about the kind of planet our grandchildren will inherit.
R: 6 / I: 1

/soy/, how many hours of sleep are (You) getting lately?
R: 6 / I: 7
>A.i. can never recreate this
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> saying tits or GTFO instead of OMGSISA
R: 27 / I: 3
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if you quote me with the shitty nuvariant you are a pedophile
R: 4 / I: 2
here is the remaster of seyjak
R: 2 / I: 1

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 12 / I: 8
IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL NUSOI
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> piss and crackers living
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train your singing skills, learn an instrument and make a band, we must conquer the world with our chuddy songs
R: 6 / I: 1
BRIMSTONE
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>.st is the Internet country code top-level domain for São Tomé and Príncipe.
R: 3 / I: 1

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 1 / I: 1

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 1 / I: 1

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 1 / I: 1
>we got scat bbc porn before gta 6
R: 1 / I: 1

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 8 / I: 3
nu variant i made again
his name is cebsin
it parodies every sanic clone ever
R: 4 / I: 2
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frankie fey immigrant here, can we have a whackjack thread?
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>how the sharty looked like when quote actually banned all third worlders
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Continue staring at the frogs eyes
Continue staring at the frogs eyes
Continue staring at the frogs eyes
Continue staring at the frogs eyes
Continue staring at the frogs eyes
Continue staring at the frogs eyes
R: 12 / I: 5
weirdpenis streaming go comment stupid shit
R: 3 / I: 2
POST UR FAVORITE GARTIC PHONO GEMS
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Last
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If you do not bless the nation of Israel

…..the Gods will deliver to you a terrible fate
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first
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THE SIXTH COMES ON A HORSE MADE OF COAL, HIS WEAPON IS DIVISION
THE SIXTH COMES ON A HORSE MADE OF COAL, HIS WEAPON IS DIVISION
THE SIXTH COMES ON A HORSE MADE OF COAL, HIS WEAPON IS DIVISION
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>Smoking is LE good
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>olive skin le good
R: 1 / I: 1

Message to soyjak party users

Bless Israel, or disaster and misfortune will come your way, and your mother will die of cancer
R: 6 / I: 3
OHNONONO Nuvariant bros… OUR RESPONSE?
R: 5 / I: 1
>DOWNLOADING NEUTRALPLIER_SELF_INSERT.MOD
>0%
>50%
>100%
>RUNNING JEWGLE.EXE
>APPLICATION STARTED
>NAVIGATING TO soyjak.st/qa/
>RUNNING NEUTRALPLIER_SELF_INSERT.MOD
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Ask me my favorite color
R: 6 / I: 2

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 3 / I: 1
Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
R: 5 / I: 3
>piracy is literally the same as thievery
R: 10 / I: 3
i stopped using this site for a while, and then came back with my whole life changed around. i got back on track, i started lifting again. i finally got my license after being a bum for so long. i finally stopped sitting on my ass and started taking notes during the lectures. i was so infatuated with this place i would literally do nothing but scroll here for hours and simmer at bait threads i would see but not respond as that would be gay. its ok to use this site, just remember to take breaks and to focus on your personal life, your friends, your family, and your career. the people in your life need more love than you realize. unless they did something fucked up to you. fuck em.
R: 6 / I: 3
has anybody else been randomly logged out of their pooru account?
R: 3 / I: 1
>MAPPED
<BLACKED
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I prevent troon from suicide
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dildo lamppost

I wanna glue a dildo to the top of a square concrete lamppost, Im confident I can get up there and stay while pushing down on the dildo for 5ish mins but idk what dildo material or adhesive to use, I want it pointing out so Id need an adhesive strong enough to survive gravity and the elements but fast acting enough that I dont fall or get accosted by police. any advice?
R: 8 / I: 2

Ask me what I'm studying for.

I'm studying.

ama
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>fact checking mr incredible becoming uncanny memees like snopes
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>my wife's boyfriend brought me to watch the chainsaw man movie
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>'lig on the 'log
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>foid on the ‘log
haiiii:3
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https://www.greglansky.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Lansky
ITT we 'ox the founder of blakED and send him a 'za or anything geggy like that
R: 7 / I: 1
i dug up most of some nophono furry pooner's info should i post it
R: 2 / I: 1
Codefag sucks, Gapejak won, Splatjak won
R: 9 / I: 3
Some old druggy woman was touching breats of mothers and spitting on people so I pushed her from behind (kinda cowardly but she was walking in front
).

Did I do a good thing or a bad thing?
R: 6 / I: 2
This guy is the next cobson
R: 2 / I: 2
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We speak like Sonic the Hedgehog and Jesse Pinkman bitch! Fuck that bitch ass nigga enact TND
R: 7 / I: 2

have you noticed soyteens talking like pooners. ie:
>dude, what? fuck that man
or something…
idk how to explain it buts like if you mixed the speech patters of sonic the hedgehog with a pooner
i don't think its pooners though it could be a result of ESL. like how THOUGHers say THOUGH at the beginning and end of every sentence because they don't know enough english to form a full sentence. im thinking this could be stage two of ESL where they know enough english but poorly mimic the mannerisms of popular hollywood movies to better fit in
normally i wouldn't care but if i see niggas speaking like this the log is shit for hours. im not sure if that's what it is but im wondering if anybody else has noticed aswell
R: 9 / I: 2

GASSY REVIVIAL

>REVIVE THE GASSY GEMERALD
ITT spam this thread with gassy related gems
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We count with the exact image and exact file name posted by giga bot

zeroth o algo
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I remember when I first joined, there was 4 options to use as a name, those being chud, feraljak, cobson and soyjak. I know when this was added but when was it removed? Need to know so I can pinpoint when my join date was
R: 3 / I: 1
>colorjaks are traced and colored antimatter
<grey are literally gigas
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>yes I touch my BWC to japanese scat how could you tell?
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Don't ask me how I know but soicuck.st will shut down on 16.05.2027 after multiple tries to find a buyer for the site. Screencap this.
R: 3 / I: 4
>larp larp larp sahur
>natzees don't heckin' exist my wife has a boyfriend btw
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EVERYPHONO RUN I'M GONNA… I'M GONNA……. I'M GONNA……….
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 1 / I: 1
ad
R: 58 / I: 9
>oh my fauci math is so heckin beautiful and epic!!
>real analysis? who gives a shit about that?
R: 3 / I: 2

The pecker's call

>ti wi pi! ti wi pi!
R: 18 / I: 10
WORLDBOX THREAD
i have all da content unlocked
we start off first with a splinter from the much larger nation of 4cuck. The splinter of da Shardee has taken a niche role within the large earth that they both inhabit- with only 10 random teenagers and 1 pedophile being amongst their ranks.
The year? 2021.
Choose their fate.
R: 2 / I: 1
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Hungry twink sex machine
😂😂😂
R: 2 / I: 1
>see you in Valhalla
R: 7 / I: 5
>geg this shitskin is still seething
R: 2 / I: 1
>Oh? You wanted to make a post on soyjak.st?
>Heh, sorry chud! Only NATES are allowed past here. Now get outta here before I show your chuddy ass the door.
R: 8 / I: 6
Nusois teach me the alphabet, what lettercomes after this one??????
R: 1 / I: 1
who's up wojacking it rn
R: 8 / I: 7
>dog quoting will NEVER catch on.
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm trans btw
R: 1 / I: 1
If you don't agree you are not a true "4 Chan" user!
R: 5 / I: 2
I envision that raids will continue to save the site. It's only about time until an extremely gemmy victim gets 'oxed.
R: 4 / I: 3
I made uncjak IAS
R: 2 / I: 2
>You're a tranny!
<Heh, no sweety, YOU'RE a tranny!
R: 6 / I: 3
>chainsaw man
R: 6 / I: 3
>Yes I touch my tiny white pecker to bbc



P.S Sorry to commenting the same image twice
R: 7 / I: 2
2023 jaks had a certain kind of charm to it
R: 1 / I: 1
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>Hi guys this is me, Im trans btw
R: 10 / I: 6
ITT eway eakspay igpay atinlay olay lgoay im trans btw
R: 70 / I: 25
>Nully null is shutting it down
Kek
R: 7 / I: 4
I don't want to post here anymore
I want sex
R: 7 / I: 3
i just talked with a pretty woman for 5 seconds, she seemed surprised at me opening the door, itt we discuss if im aryan or not
R: 1 / I: 1
>imma be a one man hunky APOCALYPSE
R: 455 / I: 79

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 96 / I: 15

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 508 / I: 106

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 151 / I: 73
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 525 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 65 / I: 11

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 468 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 591 / I: 127

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 403 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
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Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 135 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 536 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1