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Peter hurts his knee Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 05:38:46 №27343 [Reply]

Peter hurts his knee

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 15:17:54 №27356

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>>27343 (OP)

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 20:22:08 №27362

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>>27343 (OP)

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:23:37 №24699 [Reply]

anime wabag

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 11:14:26 №24726

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>>24699 (OP)

Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 04:24:19 №27154

>>24699 (OP)
You draw that?

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 14:20:05 №27351

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Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 16:35:42 №27358

>>24726
I care

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 18:12:15 №27359

>>27154
me, why?

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 19:01:54 №27360

>>27359
looks gud
Can I has more?

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There is MKUltra poop throwing mind control in all images Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 06:47:43 №27344 [Reply]

Many don't actually know this, but the layout of this website is perfectly curated to get things stuck in your head. They embed MKUltra mind control devices within images, including this one, to get you to do Quote's bidding. This has actually been done since Froot era btw. You might say, "Quote's bidding? But I can post all I want about how I hate him, so how am I doing his bidding?" The answer to this is that he's not activated it yet but he's planning to. Quote is going to engage a mass activation of these mind control devices and have us all en masse get naked and throw poop at people in our general vicinity. Not only that but he'll have us eat it afterwards, too. If you're new to this site, you can leave as it's not too late. But if you've spent more than a month here unfortunately the only thing you can do is get an extra durable belt to keep your pants on so you don't throw poop at people.

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 06:49:08 №27345

dis is true snopes said so

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 15:17:19 №27355

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>>27344 (OP)

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RICK CHOW FOUND NOT GUILTY Chud CVyMpuLk 06/02/26 (Tue) 01:34:05 №26788 [Reply]

Rick Chow, an Asian-American Convenience store owner chased down, shot, and killed a future doctor trying to rob his store in 2023.

Today, Rick Chow was just found not guilty.

Asians will probably be targeted in the coming months

ASIAN-AMERICANS WON

RICK CHOW WON

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Chud CVyMpuLk 06/10/26 (Wed) 16:44:53 №27299

Samefag vvin???

Chud CVyMpuLk 06/10/26 (Wed) 19:14:29 №27301

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Asians and basketballAmericans have been enemies since the L.A riots in 1992

Chud CVyMpuLk 06/10/26 (Wed) 23:54:08 №27305

>>27299
id glitch

Chud CVyMpuLk 06/11/26 (Thu) 15:09:47 №27319

thank God, one less in this world.

Chud CVyMpuLk 06/11/26 (Thu) 21:39:50 №27325

QRYQN

Chud CVyMpuLk 06/11/26 (Thu) 23:17:04 №27328

>>27301
you dont gotta do all that, just call them niggers bro

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Bank of England to replace historical figures with animals on banknotes Chud 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:07:32 №26895 [Reply]

The Bank of England is to remove historical figures from banknotes - instead replacing them with wildlife.
<reddit space
The reason for the change is for a "Better standard of security along with a grander reflection of the United Kingdom's evolving cultural identity".
<reddit space
British citizens also have a say as to what animal they would like to see on the banknotes by voting for an animal such as a red squirrel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o

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Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 10:48:12 №27164

>>27163
Rest in power.

Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 21:30:06 №27256

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Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 14:09:56 №27297

england is so gay anyway

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 14:48:21 №27298

I'd like twenty quote shekels please

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 22:05:08 №27302

>>27256
Ironic that Winston got replaced witha parakeet considering thats all he did durring his time.

Chud 06/11/26 (Thu) 21:33:03 №27323

>>26895 (OP)
ev&doe i dont live in the UK i want one of the animals to be a muslim nigger

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Nusois actually got a 4cuck GET Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 18:28:21 №27252 [Reply]

for the first time in years, soyteens actually got a GET along with the posts before and after the GET. maybe nusois can raid

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 01:32:45 №27273

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>>27252 (OP)

Chud 06/11/26 (Thu) 18:50:43 №27322

obsessed with pedonigger website award

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Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 03:36:29 №27281 [Reply]

This Terminusfinity died from an explosion caught in Our World of Text (For Jangbat / Jamelburger)

Chud 06/11/26 (Thu) 00:33:52 №27308

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>>27281 (OP)

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 03:37:19 №27337

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SNCA

Chud 06/12/26 (Fri) 10:26:02 №27347

Genuinely kill yourself

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IMPORTANT NEWS Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 05:42:49 №27156 [Reply]

I got raped yesterday (I enjoyed it btw if that matters)

This is my rapist btw

Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 12:21:03 №27168

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>>27156 (OP)

Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 15:24:58 №27174

>>>27156 (OP)
I care

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 10:14:53 №27291

Vro…

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JUSTIN BIEBER RAPPED ABOUT PENIS Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 19:30:42 №27130 [Reply]

At 14 years old Justin Bieber rapped about penis, and he's got FLOW.

Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 21:05:23 №27137

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>>27130 (OP)

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 10:14:28 №27290

He was diddled by Diddy, why wouldn't he

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82nd anniversary of d-day o algo Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 05:51:06 №27102 [Reply]

Rip true Aryan Nazi Germans

Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 11:21:31 №27111

gjkl;fkl

Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 21:07:29 №27141

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>>27102 (OP)

Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 03:46:18 №27201

>Rip true Aryan Nazi Germans
nusoi LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

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>>27102 (OP)

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This is the most hardworking 8 year old boy from the early 1900s. Chud 06/06/26 (Sat) 03:18:28 №26954 [Reply]

Hell, some would say the most hardworking person in the entirety of the world!

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Chud 06/07/26 (Sun) 20:54:01 №27136

Look at the little todger go!
Hes loving it

Chud 06/08/26 (Mon) 01:42:42 №27147

Get that kid an iPad right now

Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 15:26:28 №27246

>>26962
>>27028
>>27110
>>27116
blud is getting eviscerated

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 04:23:28 №27282

he was mining in the ‘ru

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 07:33:55 №27283

cacas lurking on /soy/ be like

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Babyjak shoots school after not being banned by Quote. Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 23:31:24 №27262 [Reply]

At 11:12pm UTC a child by the name of "Babyjak" went to his local school and killed multiple people while demanding an unknown individual named "Quote" to "ban" him for "rule 13" before committing suicide.

Chud 06/09/26 (Tue) 23:34:42 №27263

horrific news

Chud 06/10/26 (Wed) 01:31:17 №27270

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