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Can @viktormarusic2483 make BBC sounds? Chud 11/13/25 (Thu) 23:32:08 №17216 [Reply]

Currently, a divisive issue has been gripping the nation of Britain. The other day, YouTube user @LouisPicard2007 challenged fellow user @viktormarusic2483 to a great challenge. The challenge was to make the sounds of a BBC. This is shocking to many people, as none have ever dared to. We have reached out to @viktormarusic2483 for comments, but he has not responded as of writing.

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Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 16:55:22 №17296

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>>17221

Chud 11/15/25 (Sat) 16:55:39 №17297

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>This post

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:26:15 №17315

thanks 4 featuring this

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 04:15:10 №17321

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this guy is an autist (17 years old) and he meant british broadcasting corporation

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 13:05:57 №17327

>>17321
>BBC children
doctos

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 22:50:45 №19052

uo

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UK debated OSA: They tripled down on it Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 19:33:30 №18933 [Reply]

Just over 550,000 people in the UK signed a petition calling for the repeal of the Online Safety Act, prompting a debate on Monday in a mostly-empty Westminster Hall. The Electronic Frontier Foundation, Big Brother Watch and Index on Censorship have echoed the call.

They ignored the petition and doubled down.

Given that nearly 3 million people signed a petition calling for the UK government to abandon its plans for a mandatory national digital ID, and that seems unlikely, the less ambitious framing may stand a greater chance of yielding change.

There's gonna be global Digital ID

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202512/uk-mps-debate-evolution-of-online-safety-act-reject-repeal-petition

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Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 21:22:08 №19003

Rape and murder British politicians with hammers and shit.

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 01:08:05 №19012

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>>18970

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 12:33:57 №19029

>>18970
>>18934
>16:50 - The fact is that there is a need for mainstream voices to occupy these spaces
You can't choose your channels anymore.

I used to be pro-life but now this is why I'm for MAiD. If shit happens there are no more whistleblowers or anything anymore, you're on your own.

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 12:36:11 №19030

they're ending e2ee too

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 12:57:12 №19032

>>19012

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 20:21:57 №19046

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Dogs have better lives because they're too dumb to fuck it up for themselves
https://reclaimthenet.org/uk-lawmakers-propose-mandatory-on-device-surveillance-and-vpn-age-verification

Dogpill, ==wooooooooooo= 🤟

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T-27 days for r/markiplier national focus Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 16:20:44 №18986 [Reply]

r/markiplier national focus complete in 27 days

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 12:03:22 №19028

Gemmy

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George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' to get a family-friendly animated film adaptation Chud 12/13/25 (Sat) 17:32:15 №18592 [Reply]

Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.

Angel, a studio that usually specializes in Christian films, immediately received immense backlash from film critics and literature purists for it's dramatic tonal shift from the satirical allegory about totalitarianism and the Russian Revolution to a more lighthearted, family-friendly animated comedy with fart jokes and rap battle sequences. As of December 13th, the trailer on YouTube has 2K likes and 21k dislikes.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKM

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Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 12:31:26 №18913

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>>18834

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:39:53 №18924

George Orwell sucks

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:40:29 №18925

George Orwell sucks

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 00:32:23 №18937

> OH MY SCIENCE!!!! MY HECKING WHOLESOME 100 SNCA REDDIT ANTIFA COMMIE FURFAG BOOK IS GETTING AN ADAPTATION!!!

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 01:10:22 №18947

>>18937
This nigger actually thinks Animal Farm was promoting commie shit GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 12/19/25 (Fri) 05:20:06 №19019

>>18937
>Never read Animal Farm or any George Orwell novel award

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r/markiplier national focus CANCELLED Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 22:20:14 №19007 [Reply]

Quote has cancelled the r/markiplier national focus for unknown reasons.

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Trump sues BBC Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 17:31:22 №18851 [Reply]

https://apnews.com/article/trump-bbc-lawsuit-defamation-a9fd196c4f242decd8f28e8d0ce74442#

Trump sues BBC for $10 billion, accusing it of defamation over editing of president’s Jan. 6 speech

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 10:38:22 №18964

trump bwc lover confirmed

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 14:56:40 №18983

Can we make all news exctinct?

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 14:57:01 №18984

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>>18983
*jews

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we found the original wojak image Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 05:39:23 №18953 [Reply]

So the original traced image of the wojak(the main inspiration of the soyjak) has been found and has been discovered to be a Norwegian man named "Håkon L. Johansen

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMatpatEffect/comments/1poo5kn/wojaks_face_is_actually_a_photo_of_a_norwegian/

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 07:56:56 №18956

seca

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 08:09:18 №18957

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>woahjakky jacky boi is bald and therefore ias

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 09:26:18 №18960

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It took a lot of editing with the transform tool, but eventually I was able to get the wojak lines to fit. Possibly a hoax? Who knows.

Research on the soyjakking potential of this relic is limited, but I have managed to piece together a few that might be potent. Use at your own discretion.

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 09:50:55 №18961

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>>18960
I have created a new batch. Best of luck to you in your newly improved woahjakking journeys!

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'Plier releases final trailer for his upcoming 'Iron Lung' movie Chud 12/06/25 (Sat) 11:42:46 №18282 [Reply]

'Plier has released a trailer for his upcoming movie 'Iron Lung', which is based off of a 2022 game with the same name. The movie is set to release in theaters on 30 January, 2026.
Will (you) watch it?

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 08:16:42 №18958

That's actually pretty cool

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MARGE SIMPSON DEAD Chud 12/12/25 (Fri) 15:25:13 №18560 [Reply]

Beatrice Picard—the beloved voice behind Quebec's local version of Marge Simpson—died at age 96, her family announced.

"It is with great sadness that we announce the death of our mother, Beatrice, which occurred this morning, December 9th, at the age of 96,” her family wrote via Facebook on December 9.

Picard passed peacefully in her sleep, her family explained.

The voice actress had a storied career that spanned more than seven decades.

Born Marie Therese Beatrice Picard on July 3, 1929, she rose to fame as Angelina Desmarais in Le survenant—one of Quebec’s earliest tele-romans.

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Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 20:14:37 №18863

I WANNA' SEE KAVNER KICK HE BUCKET, WITNESS IF YIDSNEY IS WILLING TO NECROMANCE HER VOICE WITH AI

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:46:14 №18869

rip

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 21:48:20 №18870

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>>18560 (OP)
RIP, we VVILL miss you queen of context

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:02:23 №18927

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2025 was the year of the Marge. rip

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:04:43 №18928

on a serious note…
96 fucking years old VA
Jesus christ man the simpsons needs to be put down already theyre working these geriatric actors to death

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 02:55:51 №18950

Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?

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Muslims Shoot some jews in Australia Chud 12/14/25 (Sun) 10:26:58 №18646 [Reply]

first day of hanukkah celebrations down under or something

Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-14/active-shooter-bondi-beach-sydney-nsw/106141580

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Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:15:06 №18891

its a plot by mossad to justify killing more civilians in palestine

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 02:15:44 №18892

all jews are angels

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 12:37:09 №18914

>>18800
dont look up what the men of al'zut did to prophet muhamed

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:22:11 №18930

false flag award

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 19:49:09 №18935

>>>18659
>>all jews are hated everywhere throughout herstory for no raisin at all.

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 01:09:57 №18946

>>18753

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Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 00:40:38 №18938 [Reply]

IT'S HAPENING! AMERICA IS GOING TO WAR WITH VINZUELA!

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2001380733001339368

Chud 12/18/25 (Thu) 01:01:48 №18942

something(((berg)))er

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Today is Terry A. Davis's birthday Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 19:42:45 №18797 [Reply]

Terrence Andrew Davis born December 15th 1969, deceased August 18 2018, he would be 55 if he was still alive, programmer of God and the saint of technology he is now running over CIA agents in heaven.

R.I.P Terry and happy birthday

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Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 16:09:38 №18920

fly high nigger killer

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 16:59:27 №18923

>>18855
>accidental
GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 17:57:13 №18926

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>>deranged christcuck whose hate of niggers is completely accidental and diametrically opposed to what rabbi yeshua taught
>>he was funny nonetheless

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:21:41 №18929

Rest in Peace Teddy if only the CIA didnt kill you

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 18:28:07 №18931

RIP Terry. Dianna missed out.

Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 20:36:01 №18936

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We still talk about you king Terry

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28 days Chud 12/17/25 (Wed) 19:09:25 №18932 [Reply]

r/markiplier

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Director Rob Reiner and wife Michele stabbed to death, son arrested for murder Chud 12/15/25 (Mon) 18:23:10 №18793 [Reply]

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/2-found-dead-los-angeles-home-owned-director/story

Director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer, were found killed in their Los Angeles home on Sunday, and the couple's son, Nick Reiner, has been arrested for murder, according to police.

Nick Reiner, 32, was taken into custody on Sunday night and is being held on $4 million bail, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, hours after the couple was found stabbed to death in their Brentwood home, according to law enforcement sources.

"Our hearts go out to the family and friends of the Reiners," LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell said Monday.

Rob Reiner a famed director, producer and actor is known for massive Hollywood hits, including "The Princess Bride," "When Harry Met Sally…," "Stand By Me," "This is Spinal Tap," "A Few Good Men" and many more.

"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said.

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Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:03:04 №18830

>In September 2025, Reiner gave an interview with CNN, where he spoke out against Trump and the Federal Communications Commission. He said it "may be the last time you ever see me", in reference to the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live![51]
Quasimodo predicted all this

Chud 12/16/25 (Tue) 15:32:52 №18842

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