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 18084[Reply]

Get invited to a religious event still get mad cuz they were not the center of attetion why are they like this , why cant they behave like normal humans and be humble and greatfull enough to be invited

 18088

>Get invited to a religious event still get mad cuz they were not the center of attetion why are they like this , why cant they behave like normal humans and be humble and greatfull enough to be invited

If you were the center of attention for 2 seconds irl you wouldn't have to be here you prepubescent ESL abortion

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>>Get invited to a religious event still get mad cuz they were not the center of attetion why are they like this , why cant they behave like normal humans and be humble and greatfull enough to be invited
>
>If you were the center of attention for 2 seconds irl you wouldn't have to be here you prepubescent ESL abortion



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 17640[Reply]

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
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>>17689
>Haiti
>houses
>house cats

 17794

>>17739
Alright, fair enough. From what I understand there are at least SOME efforts to try and unfuck the soil.

 17816

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>>17640 (OP)
infographics

 17850

beast mode

 18179

>Plans to invade an island with 87k people with gangs
>The plans implies doing that with half a dozen of homeless men

How someone is so stupid? It's easily one of the most dumb things I have heard.

 18180

>>17674
Lmao. How they were supposed to win against 87k people? That is assuming they would be capable of getting there in the first place.



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 18145[Reply]

The Market of Appliers National Conference 2026 will be held in 43 days at the Soot Convention Center in Soyjak, ST.


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 18142[Reply]

This month the lexicographers at Oxford University Press have recognized ‘Rage Bait’ as Word of the Year for 2025.

According to Oxford, the phrase refers to internet content that is intentionally designed to be frustrating, illicit, or offensive with the goal of causing angry reactions to drive attention to the social media account responsible.

Rage Bait was a close contender with the phrases “Aura Farming” and “Biohack”. In an interview with BBC about why this particular word was chosen, president of Oxford Languages Casper Grathwohl said “The fact that the word 'rage bait' exists and has seen such a dramatic surge in usage means we're increasingly aware of the manipulation tactics we can be drawn into online… Before, the internet was focused on grabbing our attention by sparking curiosity in exchange for clicks, but now we've seen a dramatic shift to it hijacking and influencing our emotions, and how we respond.“

Additionally, Dictionary.com named “67” as its Word of the Year.


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 18143

naaah what is this yappuchino unc



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 18130[Reply]

Mark?


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 17751[Reply]

(((They))) (ACTUALLY ANYONE) can know/do the following if you have signal installed:
- What smartphone you are using
- When you use it: if your phone is locked/unlocked/running signal in the foreground
- Who you call
- Who you text
- Can DDoS the phone, drain mobile data and battery.

source:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.11194
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 18013

modern Signal is too popular to not have some sort of backdoor if it's got over 100 million downloads from the (((playstore))).

 18019

>modern Signal is too popular to not have some sort of backdoor if it's got over 100 million downloads from the (((playstore))).

This thread is just the might indian intel agency trying to get people to install backdoors,

 18024

>>>17751 (OP)
>They know everything you are acting like the enigma code isn't cracked

Everything digital is somewhat cucked. The point of a coded message isn't that is never gets cracked for the rest of human history. It is about getting your message across, executing your plan and getting out of dodge before it gets cracked. You guys are amateurs.

 18121

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>Only people who care about this shit are pedophiles or pajeet scammers

 18123

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>>>>17751 (OP)
>>They know everything you are acting like the enigma code isn't cracked
>
>Everything digital is somewhat cucked. The point of a coded message isn't that is never gets cracked for the rest of human history. It is about getting your message across, executing your plan and getting out of dodge before it gets cracked. You guys are amateurs.

 18129

>Only people who care about this shit are pedophiles or pajeet scammers

goy intern posts worst bait ever,gets skinned alive by mossad glowies.



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 17740[Reply]

Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
<Science spacing
Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
<WEF-approved spacing
No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.
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 18018

We had Tate University and now there's Schwab Academy. What a crazy timeline we live in

 18027

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>What a crazy timeline we live in.

 18040

Just wanted to let you all know that I will taking first place in the Advanced Bug Eating class. No one munches creepy crawlers with as much vigor or passion as I do. Owning Nothing Studies is my weak point, however, as I am constantly stockpiling bugs and impossible whoppers for when the bombs drop.

 18101

>but i don't want to live in ze pod.. 😢
Yuo VVILL live in ZE pod O ALGO

 18102

Billions must eat ze bugs

 18119

I legit might sign up



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 17652[Reply]

As you have heard recently, the sharty raided this jappedo ESL pedo site known for hosting lolicunnynigger slop and got it shut down for a few days. It now appears the site is permanently geolocked, and it appears bypassing it via VPNs doesn't work, lolipedos affected the most, SHARTY WIN!
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>>17652 (OP)
Japs are weird ass nigger

 17661

shit EVERYONE cares about

 17716

bump

 17928

>>17652 (OP)
Does anyone got the screencaps of ChibiReviews leaking his mangina?

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>>17652 (OP)
>Site will go extinct once gooks go extinct
<All those subhuman manchildren will be forever stuck in their leftwing circlejerks crying about how toxic their fellow windowlickers have gotten

 18118

Post jap pedo seetheralds pls, o've missed out the raid



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 18114[Reply]

holy shit mustard


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 18104[Reply]

Visit the following link to see the main thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14222744.html


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 18044[Reply]

A few hours ago, Nicholas James Kiggerson, fellow friend of Nathaniel Higgerson, Has been officially confirmed deceased at the age of 17 due to health issues.
He will always be in our hearts ♥️🟦2️⃣

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>>18044 (OP)
>it's real
>/soy2/ is no more



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 18087[Reply]

Mark


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 18035[Reply]

https://www.theafricareport.com/400185/coup-in-guinea-bissau-embalo-arrested/

Guinea-Bissau: President Embaló arrested as soldiers say they have ‘taken full control of the country’

Shots have been heard around the electoral commission, with the outgoing president saying he has been detained.

 18036

>>18035 (OP)
On the afternoon of Wednesday 26 November, a body styling itself the “High Military Command for the Restoration of National Security and Public Order” announced that it was ousting President Umaro Sissoco Embaló, taking “full control” of Guinea-Bissau, halting the electoral process and closing land and air borders.

A curfew was also imposed. The announcement was made in a statement read at armed forces headquarters in the capital by Brigadier General Denis N’Canha, head of the presidency’s military office.

Guinea-Bissau's President Umaro Sissoco Embaló told Jeune Afrique that he was arrested this Wednesday, 26 November, at around 1pm while he was in his office at the presidential palace.

The presidential election took place last Sunday, and the outgoing president said he had won with 65% of the vote, by his own count.

Also arrested were the armed forces’ chief of staff, General Biague Na Ntan; the deputy chief of staff, General Mamadou Toure; and the interior minister, Botche Cande.
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>>18036
Disputed poll exposes deeper fault lines

The fallout reflects Guinea-Bissau’s long-running institutional fragility. Embaló, who has repeatedly clashed with parliament and dissolved it in 2022, entered the poll as the favourite, not least because the country’s main opposition force, the PAIGC, and its leader Domingos Simões Pereira were barred from participating.

But the unexpectedly competitive performance of Fernando Dias de Costa fractured the political narrative, with both camps moving swiftly to claim victory ahead of the electoral commission’s announcement.

The arrests signal a dramatic rupture between the presidency and the military hierarchy, long regarded as the ultimate arbiter of political power in Guinea-Bissau. Analysts say this moment was years in the making.

Embaló’s efforts to centralise authority, reshape the security services and marginalise political rivals deepened mistrust within both the political class and armed forces. His insistence on pre-emptively declaring victory, coupled with alleged pressure on institutions to validate his figures, appears to have triggered a decisive pushback from factions within the army.

 18039

>>18037
Domingos Simões Pereira arrested

On Sunday the vote passed off calmly, but without the main opposition leader, Domingos Simões Pereira, who had been barred from standing. His party – the powerful African Party for the Independence of Guinea and Cape Verde (PAIGC) – had nonetheless thrown its weight behind Fernando Dias.

Reached by Jeune Afrique on Wednesday, Domingos Simões Pereira said he was “in a meeting with African Union observers, including [former Nigerian president] Goodluck Jonathan, when someone came to tell us there was gunfire in the city centre”.

He added that, from what he was later told, soldiers tried to force their way into the electoral commission’s offices “to force its chairman to read out results naming Umaro Sissoco Embaló as the winner”, even though, he insists, “Fernando Dias, the candidate we back, won outright in the first round”.

Since then, according to a source close to the two opposition figures, Domingos Simões Pereira and Fernando Dias have been arrested by armed men and taken to the air base.



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