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In a turn of events, Wisconsin has officially declared its secession from the United States of America. The decision comes after months of deliberations and widespread discontent among residents over various government policies.

Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has announced that the state will be establishing its own governing body to oversee all affairs within the state's borders. This new entity aims to provide better representation for local citizens, who feel disenfranchised by
federal authorities.

As part of this bold move, Wisconsin is also making a claim on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, which has historically been connected to Wisconsin through economic ties and shared culture. The governor stated that the people of the Upper Peninsula have expressed similar sentiments of frustration with the current government system and wish to join their fellow Wisconsinites in seeking self-governance.

The secession announcement has sent shockwaves across the nation, with reactions ranging from surprise to support for Wisconsin's actions. Some view this as a wake-up call for federal authorities to address the growing concerns of many Americans who feel unheard by their government.

However, this development also raises several questions and legal challenges that will need to be addressed in the coming days. The United States Constitution prohibits states from seceding without consent from Congress, making it uncertain how this situation will ultimately unfold.
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 17093

snca

 17107

Shit some people MIGHT care about



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 17094[Reply]

50 Years Ago today, the Cargo Ship "Edmund Fitzgerald" Disappeared on Radar, it's last message being "We're Holding Our Own" before sinking into the depth of Lake Superior.
All 29 onboard died
Gordon Lightfoot made a song and it's really good or something
>snca-ACK!!

 17103

I care about this

 17106

Real talk the Great Lakes are fucking terrifying. Hell, iirc they once fueled a fucking quasi-hurricane



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 17072[Reply]

We gather with heavy hearts to remember Nabbv-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.

Of African descent, Nabbv cherished xis roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.

He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Nabbv did not pretend. He was who he was.

Tragically, Nabbv died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.

We shall always remember you for your blackpill threads and your funny moments. You will be in our memory eternally.
FLY HIGH, CUCKJEET!


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 16742[Reply]

it's fucking over

 16744

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i really hate this smug poopjeet and xher negan ass looking mandible

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Jews removed from NY by next year

 16989

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>Jews removed from NY by next year

 17068

>>16989
>>16744
>>16989
The Indo Aryan vvqn keep leaking Kikes

 17069

>>16989
Ahem just trust the plan ok?



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 17063[Reply]

65 days left r/markiplier national focus


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 17053[Reply]

The senate has finally procured the votes needed in order to Reboot the government
plebbit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sJ_QbaA21Q Link o algo


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 16983[Reply]

GEGGG
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 16999

ban htsm it originated on jarty im read it on the soyjak wiki and it's used by old guys to make fun of us based new God's

 17000

ban htsm it originated on jarty im read it on the soyjak wiki and it's used by old guys to make fun of us based new God's

 17001

>>17000
snca GET award

 17022

>>16983 (OP)
Is that the same faggot who was crashing out because of his torrent filled with sexualized animated children got 'aped?

 17045

no new news doebeit

 17047

>>16983 (OP)
But they put an arrow so they don’t say this



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https://apnews.com/article/james-watson-obituary-dna-double-helix-nobel-c1f6d589f2d0d4751859168f9fae295c

James D. Watson, whose co-discovery of the twisted-ladder structure of DNA in 1953 helped light the long fuse on a revolution in medicine, crimefighting, genealogy and ethics, has died. He was 97.
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 16945

James Dewey Watson was born in Chicago on April 6, 1928, into “a family that believed in books, birds and the Democratic Party,” as he put it. From his birdwatcher father he inherited an interest in ornithology and a distaste for explanations that didn’t rely on reason or science.

Watson was a precocious child who loved to read, studying books like “The World Telegraph Almanac of Facts.” He entered the University of Chicago on a scholarship at 15, graduated at 19 and earned his doctorate in zoology at Indiana University three years later.

He got interested in genetics at age 17 when he read a book that said genes were the essence of life.

“I thought, ‘Well, if the gene is the essence of life, I want to know more about it,’” he later recalled. “And that was fateful because, otherwise, I would have spent my life studying birds and no one would have heard of me.”

At the time, it wasn’t clear that genes were made of DNA, at least for any life form other than bacteria. But Watson went to Europe to study the biochemistry of nucleic acids like DNA. At a conference in Italy, Watson saw an X-ray image that indicated DNA could form crystals.

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 16978

Up

 16981

Rest in peace scienceGOD

 17006

Rip

 17016

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So… Science IS good huh?

 17019

>>17016
His credentials were stripped from him when he said race is genetic



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 17017[Reply]

Taken from here: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/fbi-subpoena-tries-to-unmask-mysterious-founder-of-archive-today/

The FBI sent a subpoena to domain registrar Tucows, seeking “subscriber information on [the] customer behind archive.today” in connection with “a federal criminal investigation being conducted by the FBI.” The subpoena tells Tucows that “your company is required to furnish this information.”

The subpoena is supposed to be secret, but the Archive.today X account posted the document on October 30, the same day the subpoena was issued. The X post contained a link to the PDF and the word “canary.”

“If you refuse to obey this subpoena, the United States Attorney General may invoke the aid of a United States District Court to compel compliance. Your failure to obey the resulting court order may be punished as contempt,” the document said. It gave a deadline of November 29.


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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/us/chicago-border-patrol-agents.html

No Border Patrol agents were injured in the incident on Saturday as an immigration enforcement campaign continues in the city.

A Homeland Security official said someone fired shots at U.S. Border Patrol agents in Chicago on Saturday, the latest in a series of clashes between residents and federal agents during an immigration enforcement blitz that has now lasted two months.

Officials said that no Border Patrol agents were injured and no one had been arrested. The incident happened on a day when federal officers were out in force in the Little Village neighborhood, an area southwest of downtown Chicago that has long been home to many Mexican immigrants.

A video posted on social media showed residents confronting masked federal agents who were detaining someone along the side of the road. Several minutes into the video, a burst of three apparent gunshots could be heard nearby, followed by another. The video did not make clear where the apparent shots came from.

 17011

The Department of Homeland Security said that “an unknown male driving a black Jeep fired shots at agents and fled the scene.” The Chicago Police Department said its officers “responded to a call of shots fired at federal agents” and helped secure the area, but the department referred other questions to federal officials.

No gunshot injuries were reported. Federal officials said a paint can and bricks had also been thrown at Border Patrol vehicles.

“This incident is not isolated and reflects a growing and dangerous trend of violence and obstruction,” a representative of the Department of Homeland Security said in a statement.

The Trump administration has flooded the Chicago area with immigration enforcement officers since early September, part of a crackdown on illegal immigration and so-called sanctuary jurisdictions like Chicago and Illinois. Thousands of people have been arrested during the campaign, and two people have been shot by federal agents since it began. Agents have often clashed with protesters and bystanders, sometimes using tear gas or physical force.

 17012

Federal judges, local politicians and Chicago residents have repeatedly raised concerns about federal agents’ tactics and their use of force.

Earlier this week, one federal judge said that “the use of force shocks the conscience” and issued a preliminary injunction placing limits on agents’ actions. Another federal judge voiced concerns this week about what he considered “unnecessarily cruel” conditions inside an immigration detention center in the Chicago suburbs, and he ordered the government to make improvements.

Federal officials have defended agents’ tactics, saying that they have shown restraint even when facing threats. Officials have also disputed the claims of improper conditions at the detention center.

The apparent shots-fired incident on Saturday was one of several confrontations between federal officers and protesters in and around Little Village.

 17013

Michael Rodriguez, a Chicago City Council member, said he witnessed another incident on Saturday, about a mile from the apparent gunfire, in which agents detained someone and residents voiced anger over the agents’ actions. He said agents used a “flashbang,” sometimes called a stun grenade, as they were leaving the scene.

“People are terrified,” said Mr. Rodriguez, who said his son was competing in a chess tournament near where he witnessed the arrest. “They’re frightened for their lives. People aren’t shopping. People are staying home.”

Several businesses in Little Village have placed signs on their doors saying that immigration agents are not allowed inside. An employee of one pet store said that business was down, and that employees had started making deliveries to customers who were scared to shop in person. At a cafe, workers wearing whistles guarded the doors to ensure that federal agents did not enter.

 17015

Braptoko did it



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 16970[Reply]

r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 66 days

 16996

ban htsm it originated on jarty im read it on the soyjak wiki and it's used by old guys to make fun of us based new God's



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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/09/more-than-100000-evacuated-in-the-philippines-as-fung-wong-intensifies-into-super-typhoon

More than 1 million people have been evacuated and at least two people killed as flood waters rose in the Philippines before Typhoon Fung-wong’s expected landfall on the east coast.

The super-typhoon is expected to bring wind and heavy rain to large parts of the archipelago. It comes days after Typhoon Kalmaegi hit the country, killing at least 224 people and leaving another 135 missing. Searches for those still missing had to be suspended on Sunday due to safety concerns for rescue workers.

At least two deaths from Typhoon Fung-wong were recorded on Sunday. The civil defence office reported that one person drowned in Catanduanes, and a woman had been trapped by a collapsed home in Catbalogan City. Juniel Tagarino, a rescuer in Catbalogan City, said the body of the 64-year-old woman, who had been trying to evacuate, had been pulled from under debris and fallen trees.

“Last night, the wind was so strong and the rain was heavy … According to her family members, she might have forgotten something and went back inside her house,” Tagarino said.

 16976

The super typhoon, known locally as Uwan, is expected to make landfall on Sunday night. Heavy rains, sustained winds of 185km/h (115mph) and gusts of up to 230km/h were already battering Luzon, the Philippines’ main island, on Sunday evening. More than 1.2 million people have been pre-emptively evacuated across the country, Rafaelito Alejandro, a civil defence deputy administrator, told a news briefing.

In Aurora province, where the eye of the storm is expected to make landfall, Aries Ora, 34, a government worker, said the rain was still light as he boarded up his home in the town of Dipaculao with steel sheets and wooden boards.

“What really scares us is that the expected landfall is at night,” he said.

“Unlike previous typhoons, we won’t be able to clearly see the movement of the wind and what’s happening around us.”

Schools and government offices have been ordered to close on Monday across Luzon, including the capital, Manila, where nearly 300 flights have been cancelled.

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Alejandro said: “As we speak they are feeling the impact of the typhoon, especially in Catanduanes, because the storm’s eye is closest there.”

Edson Casarino, 33, who lives in the town of Virac in Catanduanes, said: “The waves started roaring around 7am. When the waves hit the seawall, it felt like the ground was shaking.”

Video from officials in Catanduanes, shared by the government broadcaster, showed houses submerged up to the roofs.

In Guinobatan, a town of about 80,000 in the region’s Albay province, verified video showed streets transformed into raging torrents.

Typhoon Fung-wong is expected to bring at least 200mm (8in) of rain to many parts of the country, according to government meteorologists. It is the 21st significant storm to hit the Philippines this year, straining disaster response efforts across the country.

Scientists have said storms are becoming more powerful due to the human-driven climate crisis. Warmer oceans allow typhoons to strengthen rapidly and a warmer atmosphere holds more moisture, meaning heavier rainfall.



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