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raisinoko arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement

https://x.com/icegov/status/1901623387920703984?s=46
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TRUDEAU IS OUT

After 10 years of pure niggerhell, Justin the fag
is finally out of office. (for good hopefully)

Mark Carney, an arguably worse version of Trudeau, has replaced him.

I hope xe loses the election in October.
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Carti announces that "I AM MUSIC" is dropping this Friday after a 3.5 year wait

Famous Georgian rapper Jordan Carter has announced that his 4th studio album, "I AM MUSIC" will be dropping this Friday.
https://x.com/playboicarti/status/1900014438754738582
R: 1 / I: 1

q

making this thread so the 4cuck thread dies
R: 0 / I: 0

google officially adds gem manager

after weeks of lobbying, google finally ads "gem manager" to google
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Im gonna explode
R: 7 / I: 5

Democracy abolished in one day

After just a day of the 'Direct Democracy Week' event, a poll calling for the end for the user-ruled has been passed through, ending it around 6 days before it's planned term.
R: 3 / I: 0

A frog went on a rampage

Supposed "killer Frog" was spotted on /soy/ and /pol/ killing newsоуs, he supposedly has affiliations with terrorist organization "Ribbit Rally" and also armed with 10mm Glock with a switch.
Here is a footage caught on camera:
R: 4 / I: 0

MUST-SEE: Cute video of Pepe and Buster

He is being described as being like as bouncing baby boy!

Typical critics of Pepe say their hearts have grown soft after seeing thus, like and share ❤️
R: 2 / I: 0

'Sphere experiences yet another downtime

A yet another downtime was brought upon the sharty and no one was able to post yet again.
R: 1 / I: 0

URGENT NEWS

I WIPED MY COINSLOT TOO HARD AND IT HAD BLOOD….
R: 1 / I: 1

U.S. government almost shuts down for the 6 gorilionth time

Why does this raisin keep happening
https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/politics/2025/03/14/government-shutdown-averted-senate-advances-funding-bill/82419425007/
R: 0 / I: 0

/lgbt/ ddos soyjak.st, irc and soybooru

for 10 minutes KEK i posted some gegerald bait and xhey said they would take it down for some months
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CHILD ꬺURDERER ON THE LOOSE IN /soy/!

ATTENTION ALL 'TEENS! A SAVAGE DEꬺONIC CHILD ꬺURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE IN THE /soy/ BOARD!

AS WE CAN SEE, THIS SCUꬺBAG BEGAN RANDOꬺLY INTO A CROWD OF INNOCENT 'TEENS AND SHOT A POOR, INNOCENT, DEFENCELESS BABY!

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS "ꬺAN'S" ATTEꬺPT TO DECEIVE YOU INTO BELIEVING THIS WAS ACCIDENTAL, REꬺAIN VIGILANT AND BIGOTED TOWARDS THIS BEAST!

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE, PREFERABLY THE FORꬺER.
R: 0 / I: 0

America makes lolicon illegal, cunnyfag seethe ensues

America has signed a law which bans all AI-generated 'p. This also notably includes all even non-AI animation and cartoons featuring 'p. All the replies are cunnyfags just coping and seething

SOURCE: feral_animatedhttps://xcancel.com/PeteFlores_TX status/1900208755502960753
R: 1 / I: 0

/qa/ reduced to two pages

/qa/ getting raped by janitors.
There is also an raid thread on >>>/dem/55744
R: 0 / I: 0

Solomon Henderson

guys some black man did some valid stuff today
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>>>Hello chudcels, today is international women's day, this means the following for this day:
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards women is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AFAB folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards AMAB trans folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards enby folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards genderqueer folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards fem identifying folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards demigirl folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards femme folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards lesbian folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards butch folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards black female folks is banned
>>>>>>Hatred/misogyny towards birthing people who choose to be child-free is banned
>>>>>Take this as seriously as possible and help crush the patriarchy so that female-identifying can be uplifted.
>>>>>Black lives matter.
>>>>>Black bodies matter.
>>>>>Pregnancy-capable folks matter.
>>>>>Birthing bodies matter.
>>>>>Bonus holes matter.
>>>>>Uplift female identifying voices.
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Gold won the election, retook /dem/

Gold won with 75% of the votes
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i sharted on the sharty
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COBSON IS NUMBER 1 IN iCAME COUNT ON r34xxx

probably all chuds gooning to rapeson 'aping soytan o algo
<NIGGER
post more cobson to r34 o algo
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Soyteens completely miss the 500,000,000 /pol/ GET

Normally, a raid thread would have been made for such a huge occasion, but since it was eurocuck hours nobody was online. Technically not a sharty loss, but we missed a huge opportunity to cause nuclear levels of seethe. There is still a glimmer of hope as the /x/ GET approaches, which is 43 hours away as of now.
R: 0 / I: 0

GEORGE FLOYD FOUND ALIVE AND FIGHTING IN RUSSIA

An image of a Russian soldier that appears to be George Floyd has begun circulating on the internet, it seems that he survived the fentanyl overdose and now he's fighting for the Russian Federation against Ukraine
R: 9 / I: 0

Toм Cruise 'NISHED froм posting on The Sharty

Due to a new rule passed via the Direct Deмocracy Week Event, faмous actor Toм Cruise, best known for the мovie Top Gun, has been prohibited froм posting on Soyjak Party. While 0 posts were confirмed to be posted by hiм on the Sharty yet, 'teens around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they will never have to see any hypothetical coal the actor would've posted if he still had access to the site.
R: 17 / I: 1

antique 'arty telegraphs unveiled.

Some 'teen discovered his great-great-grandfather's concealed stockpile of antique telegraphs, demonstrating how 'teens, well, perhaps 'chaps, 'jakked by that time. You can see in the picture that a 'chap is wondering if his well-mannered caricature is a gem or not. It allows us to comprehend the extent of the sharty kulchur. And this further demonstrates how the sharty has an extended history than any other web-based community.
R: 7 / I: 1

THE SOYSPHERE ACK'S ITSELF FOR 6 HOURS

All official soysphere sites were completely down for 6 hours, the 'ru and schlog completely inaccesible, the sharty was still able to be browsed, thoughbeit under complete lockdown.
<nigger
The 'ki was mostly unaffected, but it was impossible to log in, therefore making it impossible to edit anything, the irc presented no damages.
<nigger
This happened because the servers ran out of storage, according to the 'ki and randoms in the irc.
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THE 'CORD IS MADE BY DA JOOZ

ATTENTION:
We have found the reason why (((the 'cord))) is blasphemed in the soysphere, it is created by a filthy (((jew))) named (((Jason Citron))), Who is an (((ashenkazi jew))). Just be aware, if you are installing or using the cord, you are using (((mossad))) spyware to collect on data on us soyteens and attempt to shut down the soysphere as a whole.
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'teens managed to colonize r/WojakDrawings

an effort to inject the soyculture into reddit was done the last day of february, currently is being considered a WINcolonization since most of the natives of the 'dit are embracing the arts of 'jakification.
<reddit spacing
at the time this is posted a huge civil war consisting of offsiters chuddies and troons coming from r/all is currently in progress.
R: 0 / I: 0

Naked Nate Won

Naked Nate Won
R: 0 / I: 0

The schlog and soybooru are down

The soyjak blog and the soybooru are currently down, their domains are currently not functioning, and there is not much info, but it's assumed it doesn't currently work.
R: 0 / I: 0

The schlog is down

The schlog is down currently, how brootal!
R: 1 / I: 1
Blabberson has been taking over /soy/ lately
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Influx of 4chan users on the sharty

Due to a temporary shutdown of famous imageboard and our former home, 4chan, the party has become a (hopefully) non-permament shelter for it's users.
R: 2 / I: 0

Soicacas make the first sharty band

Absolute brimstone raisin niggercoal noise band but its friggin historical o algo https://archive.is/dNLk6
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an ominous countdown appears on /soy/

What could it be? Who knows?
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ROOT has passed away at age 42

His corpse has been found on a train track, most likely after being hit by a train.

His resting place is in Mumbai, India.
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>>>Making a thread on a different board to soyquote someone
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/3/ GET: TOTAL /CACA/ VICTORY

Cacaboreans have achieved the GET on 4cuck's 3d modelling board.
ANOTHER TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
https://eientei.xyz/3/thread/999993#p1000000
R: 0 / I: 0

4chan is up and running now!

No announcements or statements have been made about its downtime yet.
R: 0 / I: 0

New drink was found by a 'teen: Spruke Punch

It's 1/3 Sprite, 1/3 fruit punch, and 1/3 Coca-Cola.
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Von Stroheim Resigns

Von Stroheim, the president of /dem/, has resigned in face of an almost-certain impeachment. Per the new constitution he had passed beforehand, a recall-election is now underway.
225, Gold and Princess celestia, the three most voted candidates from the last election (when excluding) Trump and Stroheim) are the participants
R: 5 / I: 1

[VON STROHEIM] WINS /DEM/ ELECTION

CONGRATULATIONS
Fun Party candidate [VON STROHEIM] has won the election with a WOPPING 51.4% of the votes. [VON STROHEIM] is now the new president and will soon elect his cabinet and lead /dem/ in a new era. Donald J. Trump, a very popular candidate, dropped out after he was voted for the final 3 candidates to endorse [VON STROHEIM]. THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
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The face of Chud is revealed in a sandwich

While making a sandwich, I noticed that the slice of meat in it looks like Chudjak.

Could this be a revelation or sign of things to come?

Shills paid by big salad have tried to invalidate this finding in >>>/soy/10121306
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Troon dies in Troon

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/police-sources-fear-death-troon-8893232
A whxlesome hxmeless wxman named Ms. Troonella Ackermann died after xer valium estrogen was poisoned by bigoted chudcels who really need to get a life and stop being pissbabies, y'all.

>The death of a woman in Troon may have been caused by fake street valium it is feared.

>The 22-year-old’s body was found in homeless unit Succession House last Wednesday at 10am.
>She was pronounced dead at the Barassie Street scene by paramedics.
>Her death is not being treated as suspicious but it is believed could be linked to fake street valium according to police sources.
>CID officers combed the scene and removed evidence as part of the ongoing investigation.

A funeral will be held for xer at the Troon Town Clock. Bring your Nintendo 3DS and copies of Celeste. Xhe will be buried in the Troon Cemetery in South Ayrshire. RIP trans qveen ;-;
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Brogres Unite For Shrek 5 Cast Announcement

The brogres of Shrekchan have invaded the illusive >>>/shrk/, returning in hordes to announce joy for their cult classic film. It has been 15 years since the previous release from the Shrek franchise, with Shrek 4 performing poorly, killing the franchise for some time.
With the announcement of this new film, there has only been one Drek sighting. All Drek settings are to be reported immediately.
Keep an eye on the banners, and keep it secret when you find it.
R: 0 / I: 0

Black history Month is Over

TND can resume now
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Badlandschugs aka Chugsjak NOOOTICES the sharty in his video

Badlandschugs referenced steam game "Gem Defenders: Soyjak Survivors" while chugging 2 liters of Sproke. His thumbnail consists of Chudjak holding a sproke can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiatOxCCcE
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Canadian rnca

Local crack addict Doug Ford wins overwhelming victory in Ontario provincial election, as the Progressive Conservative party takes over 80% of the McSeats or something

>Uhhhh Hey I am going to protect Canada from drumpf and lower beer taxes or whatever.

<OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE CANADIAN HITLER!!!!
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Soyentists recently discover chud was retarded

After a deep psychological analysis, Soyentists have discovered that Patrick Crusius (AKA The Original Chud) had and IQ of approximately 68, thus classifying him as a retard
R: 1 / I: 0

Sharty succumbs to spam

The spamfags have taken over. Hopefully muttGODS will save us.
R: 1 / I: 0
Guys… I've been hearing something outside of my house in the woods for the past 3 days… I checked it at 11 AM this morning and saw what vaguely looked like a cross of a goat and person. Is this a weird prank, because this is actually making me nervous, I live in the middle of nowhere and the neighbors are all old people so I am just alone… any ideas on what to do? Mind the image, it's random
R: 0 / I: 0

A rogue spammer spotted on /soy/, /qa/ and /nate/

As seen in his posts, he loves BBC. The fact of xim being a single person is not confirmed.
R: 0 / I: 0

Captain Coal has passed away

Captain Coal, also known as Captain Nigger, has been found dead after xe drowned in a lake in northern Lesotho, because as we know, niggers can’t swim. His funeral will be held on February 29th.
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/BP/ BOARD SHUTS DOWN

The infamous petroleum board has been officially exploded, but we nusois our response?
R: 1 / I: 0

Coal Coal Coal

Fkin Coal because adobe kikes cant keep anti-aliasing on and institution dikes wont let me use other software
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The NASsacre is on full swing.

In February 19th, 2025. 9a0c has started moving and deleting any post deemed NAS. Many Soyteens have liked this desicion and even demanded more stuff such as spadeson banned too.
R: 0 / I: 0

SOOT RETURNS FOR A NEW Q&A

Soot replies to a 'een's email, saying he will conduct an interview over video.
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soot_Interview
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10102985.html
R: 2 / I: 1

BREAKING NEWS: KUZ IS BACK

Brap sound effect
R: 2 / I: 0

My ass itches

Title
R: 3 / I: 1

GOLD IMPEACHED

The president of /dem/, Gold has been impeached after 190 people voted to kick him out of office.

The golden era has come to an end.
R: 0 / I: 0

Devs accidentally make the sharty unusable for ~10 minutes

a dev added a script which made every post display "Content hidden" instead of any actual text
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P*RRY WILL GIVE YOU AIDS

SPROKE SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT P*RRY FACTORIES CONTAIN HIV AND AIDS IN THE COLA STREAM, DO NOT DRINK IT AND DRINK SPROKE INSTEAD
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Gold removed from power

Gold!, the president of /dem/, has been successfully impeached following a vote of no confidence in which impeach got 190 votes out of 69, while keep got 70.
As /dem/ has no written constitution,It is unclear what will happen now; whether someone else (possibly Vice-President Donald Trump) will take his place or whether early elections will be held.
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Amerimutts loose 4 nations face off

Team USA has lost a Hockey Tournament to team Canada.
Local American Juan Mcmutt had this to say:
>Uuhhh we lost or something?
>It's because we didn't care enough to send dejaunqantavious niggalicous the third to your stupid sports game. I only care about the Burger King bowl or whatever anyways
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ATTENTION: New soda competitor just dropped (Perry)

A new Sproke/Samsry competitor has been developed in Pepsi's special soda labs. It is a mixture of Pepsi and Starry, the complete antithesis of Sproke. They've named it Perry in their latest press releases.
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Baraag.net is kill

Soyteens won
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/bp/ steals 10000000th GET on /soy/

its over
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Soyteens create a sharty colony by conquering a French imageboard

Recently some soyteens raided a French imageboard and mainly the comfy board for banning soyjaks.
<Redditspace
They are attempting to make it into a colony by replacing the jannies and admin with soyteens and making it into a second soy site for the sharty.
<redditspace
The imageboard: https://trashchan.xyz/index.html
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>>>/bp/ IS NOW LOCKED

its getting started
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furfags lose yet again

frogteens successfully BTFO'd furries on their own board, /bp/, by stealing the 40000 GET. mods have 48 hours to respond by making /bp/ oil ONLY, or by deleting the entire board.
R: 0 / I: 0

/bp/ 50,000th post was retaken by /soy/

Fuck yeah!
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Kanye's Nazi Storefront Shut Down After 48 Hours

Kanye West releases 30-second Super Bowl commercial telling normies to go to yeezy.com. The only merchandise on the Shopify storefront is a singular shirt with a swastika on it. Not 48 hours after the release of the shirt, they shut the storefront down at around 8AM EST on 2/11.
R: 10 / I: 0

Romanian president resigns (soytan spotted at protests)

The Romanian president, Klaus Iohannis, has announced his resignation mere hours ago. The resignation comes in light of the cancelled election from November, due to Călin Georgescu being promoted by Kuz's bot network on tiktok or something.

Soytan has been spotted in the protests that have started, following the president's announcement.
R: 10 / I: 1

IAScar Announced

Soyvelopers newest game, IAScar, has just been announced.
3d modelers are required for the multiplayer arcade racing game, release date unknown.
R: 2 / I: 0

Froot's subreddit gets banned

>r/oldfrogcacas is banned
>This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's content policy against creating or repurposing a sub to reconstitute or serve the same objective as a previously banned or quarantined subreddit.
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nigger
R: 1 / I: 0

jarty shutting down

everybody on this site already fucking knows it
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BREAKING NEWS: COBBLOX IS NOW REAL

On September 14th, 2024, an old Roblox clone by the name of "Hexagon" had gotten hacked to spam images of famous sharty star Cobson. This shocked many autistic old Robloxians who got traumatized due to the incident. If you see an incident like this again, report it to your local janny immediately.
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A GIANT BIBISI HAS BEEN SPOTED ON /SOY/!

At 9:00 am cst a giant BIBISI was spotted on /soy/ with scientists estimating its size to be over 20 inches. When questioned if Fundemantal paper education was a gem the BIBISI responded “Sheit nigga, I ain’t finna know about that crap”. Onlookers have held mixed reactions with some claiming the the BIBISI was “forced brimstone” while others thought the BIBISI was a gift from god and wished to pleasure it. As of now the BIBISI has been peaceful hanging around downtown /soy/ near the George Floyd super monument. That is all from Fox News.
R: 18 / I: 2

soyjak.party Happenings Thread

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.

Past happenings: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party/Happenings
See how active Party boards are in real time: https://marge.moe/
Search soyjak.party: https://soyjak.party/search.php
Public 'nishments archive: https://soyjak.party/bans.php
How to access Froot's inbox and contact the mods: >>>/soy/6574068
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FROOT ADDS 113 BOARDS, USRES FURIOUS

Froot added 113 new boards (that nobody will use) and users are mad because they think he is ruining the site. IMO i think this is terrible since there are boards like >>>/p/ (doctos) and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS.
R: 2 / I: 0
WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???
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GOLD becomes president of /dem/

Gold has become president of /dem/ with an overwhelming majority vote.
R: 2 / I: 0
Satoko's sister just got arrested
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THE SHEMMY OFFICIALLY PULLS THE PLUG AND SHUTS DOWN

this, so much this.
R: 25 / I: 5

Red returns to the sharty, banned and doxxed immediately

why is xhe so obsessed with us?
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Luka Doncic Traded to the Lakers

Massive sports announcement that nobody cares about because 'teens don't go outside

The Dallas Mavericks sent 25 year old superstar Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the LA Lakers. They received Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a first round draft selection in 2029.

Basketball expert Lebron James had the following to say:
>Sheit nigga, they done traded my big nigga AD? How tf am I supposed to ball now? This raisin is worse than the time I got called a bitch ass nigga by Donald Trump fr. At least dat white boy Luka is fire.
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The Superb Owl Is happening or something

The Chiefs vs the Chickens or some raisin
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I ran out of bud
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Klaus Schwab absolutely nvkes /nate/

klaus schwab catty wiped /nate/ because theyre all niggers and got nates pph to 1200 geg
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I’m on the toilet at 6:41 am taking a raisin

Right now I’m pushing down hard but nothings coming out I’ll have to push hard
R: 0 / I: 0

Trump bans trannies from women's sports

Trvmp ACKED troons from women's sports
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Froot ## Soyjak.st Featuring Suba

Hello everyone. I’m Froot, President of Soyjak Party. Have you heard of Suba? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Suba: Soyjak.st Featuring Suba. Suba exists in a board called /qa/. /qa/ enables you to post NAS coal. A character named Suba is one such coalpost. A great feature is you can namefag and attentionwhore on the board. I knew our talented Froot Dilation League could work together and create sharty killing brimstone. Soytan, Averi, Tama, Miss Circle, everyone! Brimstone coalposts have been created with the fantastic imagination of the niggers from all over BRAPzil. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative site was produced. Based on Suba’s image, Soyjak.st changes its appearance. A lot of SMVs and 'Jaks produced by the Froot Dilation League are here. From the 'log to the threads, it looks very niggerlike; just like Suba. Once your coal is posted, have some fun with Suba! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Suba: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the VC and have jeets and niggers join and the thread will turn into Canada. A live demonstration of the janny approval process produced by the Froot Dilation League! Here we go! Suba porn! Let’s goon to it, with Soyjak.st!
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Froot ##

Froot here, I would like to share a message with you all, I’ve been considering it for a long while and I hope you will accept me because this is who I am.

~ WARNING ~

This is a super sensitive subject and I will be coming out as transgender in this message. Anyone against this subject can be gone and be a disgusting person. I will accept no hate from anyone and will continue my life happily as a female.

~ Where it all starts ~

I was born a boy on January 10th 2003, a what so seemed happy, normal kid. But this is NOT the case. It all started when I was about 3/4 years old. I started to take great interest in my sister's clothes, dolls, and beautiful long blond hair. I was spanked and yelled at by my parents. I would cry so hard. I then stopped acting like a girl in front of my parents and started doing things while they weren't looking. School was really tough for me, I would hang out with the girls and I would use markers and color my nails. Years passed and I started to take interest in things such as shoes!!

I would go into my Mom's closet and while she was at the supermarket and while my sister was with her friends I decided to put on her heels and walk around the house and put on my sisters clothes. I would always make sure she left and was gone before I did it. When her grey range rover left the property I leaped and laughed and smiled. I ran like a cheetah up the walnut stairs and went into my mom's wardrobe. I would take the tallest pair and pretend I was a Victoria's Secret model. When I was 10 I decided to shave my legs with a shaver. It went perfectly well!!

My dad had caught me a couple times almost. While I was having a shower in the master suite I was wearing the heels and strutting around the closet. I didn't know he was going to open the door and do the trash can! He almost saw me I was in the closet and dropped the heels. He asked what I was doing in there as I slammed the door for zero evidence. I said ''Dada!! Don't walk in I'm changing in here!" I was shaking like crazy and locked the door.

I then started to wear a dot of my sister's nail polish on my thumb and just say that it was painted. Years passed again and I started to drop hints I want to be a girl. Like coming home crying saying that people said I was trying to be a girl. Walking on my tipping toes, the way I would go shopping and hold my bags, take interest in what my mom was buying with my sister on makeup websites.

~ Why I wanna transition ~

I get up out of my plush seat, my lushes hazel curls bounce in the air every strut. My heels clicking on the marble floor as my emerald green eyes gaze into the distance. I lightly tap on my blush on my soft peachy skin. I have dreamt of this for my whole live. It's time for me to express who I am and to me the person I have wanted to be. I want to be a female more than a drowning man wants air.

So, if all of you could be the amazing, supportive people I know you can be and accept me for who I have wanted to be my whole life. I have suffered and I will no longer suffer. I will be the beautiful, strong, slaying queen I know I can and WILL be.

No one will ever let me down and I am not going to listen to anyone who hates me. I have been depressed for too long and I will live life to the fullest.

Thank you.
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New dinosaur Discovered in Mexico.
Mexidracon, It used its long hands to potentially pick up fish, It was an ornithomimid.
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I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
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Freddy Kreuger and his cult threatens to kill all Soyteens

Freddy and his fans have made a thread on >>>/soy/ threatening all 'teens that if it gets slid, he will appear in their dreams and kill them.
>>>/soy/9814874
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HACKER KNOWN AS EVAN STEALS /SOY/ 9777777

CHUD NEWS NETWORK BREAKING REPORT
>Do we even know, who is this Evan… person or website?
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SHARTY FIRST ELECTIONS CYCLE TO BEGIN SOON

In a more recent development the soyjak.party board >>>/dem/ is expected to begin voting a new head-of-board in 2 days from the moment this post is published. Election (((experts))) forecast a high turnout as this is the first elections cycle for the party.

This is viewed as a reflection of the new (?(?(?Admin?)?)?)'s vision; along with this democratization, the unbanning of VPNs has been heralded by 'teen as a sign of a brighter future for the sharty as a whole.

And now to (((the adverts)))
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9696969 GET HAS BEEN MADE

some 'een decided to steal that get btw
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shlam hyde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqZU8O7MR8
thoughts on sham flart?
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Elon Musk has thrown the Nazi salute TWICE in a row on stage

Is he a chud?
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VPNs finally allowed on the sharty

One of the best days for the 'party since the pedocaust, they won't like this
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VPNS do NOT work don’t attempt using them!!!!

After careful (((peer-reviewed))) studies (trust the science) It has been concluded that VPNS in fact do NOT work and trying to use a VPN will get you RAPED by jannies.
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I fell asleep while watching a half life 2 iceberg
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The 'log calls for coal with a chance of brimstone

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NIGCEL SHARTY SHOOTER

a (literal)nigger from the sharty shot up his school in Antioch Tennessee
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Kilauea episode 6 ends.
Those eruptive episodes keep getting weaker and sloggier.
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>sudden influx of gems on the 'ru
'jakkers are we healing? Did the white supremacists negro make us realize how lame and gaythis heccing Nazi chuddy larp really was?
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>FUCKING ZOOMER NEWFAG WOAHJACK SPAMMERS GTFO MY DESU OLDGOD SITE!!1 THIS IS A TRANIME WEBSITE
<geeeeeg, 4cuck oldtroon millennial is Mindbroken over soyGODs again
^blud what are these goofy ahh incomprehensible soyboy woahjacks in Ohio 💀
<KYS Z̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ NEWFAG XITTER IMMIGRANT GTFO OF MY GEMERALD SITE!1! THIS IS A SOYJAK WEBSITE
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FIVE NIGHTS AT COBSONS FINALLY RELEASED

On Monday the long awaited spine tengeling A24 horror experience FNAC has been released
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Inauguration of Trvmp

Donald John Trvmp becomes the 47th president today, becoming the second president to serve two non-consecutive turns. The inauguration can be watched but it has many SNCA namefags showing up for some reason before the orange man shows up.
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DAISY’S DESTRUCTION MAKER JAILED FOR 129 YEARS



>An Australian father considered one of the world's worst paedophiles has received a mammoth jail sentence for raping toddlers alongside his depraved Filipina girlfriend as part of a child abuse ring.

>Scully sold videos of his disgusting crimes for up to $10,000 to American, German and Brazilian men on the Dark Web.
>One victim was a child whose body was found buried under the floorboards of a house rented by Scully in Surigao.
>The first conviction of Scully and his then live-in girlfriend, Carme Ann Alvarez, came in 2018, when the pair were sentenced to life imprisonment.
>Alvarez was believed to have become Scully's girlfriend when she was a 14-year-old prostitute.
>She offered food and shelter to young girls whom Scully raped and tortured and made to wear dog collars and chains.
>Alvarez eventually led Filipino police to an apartment where an 11-year-old was buried.
>In the Philippines Scully set up debauched cybersex businesses, filming teenage girls and children from poor families having sex or being forced to.
>One such film, titled Daisy's Destruction, caused prosecutors to break down in tears after they discovered it.
>The video was alleged to show a baby girl being tied upside down by her feet, sexually assaulted and bashed repeatedly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11407445/Australian-paedophile-Peter-Scully-gets-129-years-jail-Philippines.html
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GEMPASS USERS CAN SEE IPS

CEASE POSTING WITHOUT A VPN IMMEDIATELY
Through the infinite wisdom of Froot and jannies, they have decided to allow gempass users to see IPs of posters. One malicious actor or one fed is all it takes for your life to be completely ruined. My only guess is that Froot wants to accelerate the downfall of the sharty so he made this feature to make PPH plummet. Stay safe 'eens
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==+=DOCTOS THEY SHOT UP PAPER SCHOOL=+==

On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.

The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.

We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".

The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
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>tldr school shooter Solomon Henderson who was supposedly affiliated with our site could be a falseflagger
<GODdit spacing
Screenshot of a deleted thread because I'm a selfish little nigger
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I have successfuly transplanted BBC.

I now have a BBC and a BWC.
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Ross Ulbricht is free

Ross Ulbricht, owner of the Darknet black market Silk Road, has been pardoned, as per Trump's promise at the Libertarian rally prior to his presidency.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/21/ross-ulbricht-silk-road-trump-pardon
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BREAKING - SHARTY SERVERS WILL EXPLDE IN T-12 HOURS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
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BREAKING NEWS

THE FIRST EVER SHARTY SCHOOL SHOOTER IS BLACK ARYAN AND THIS MAY BE THE END OF EVERYTHING

>Nothing has happened tho
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Breaking News!

BREAKING NEWS!

NOTHING IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
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soytan feet

we need more soytan feet pictures
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Chinese Soysphere discovered

In a stunning development, chuds on /soy/ discovered an active and thriving soy posting empire hidden on the chinese side of the internet.
Early reports have discovered a telegram channel run by a mysterious han race supremacist only known as ‘Ricehan’, and a diffuse and sophisticated ‘jakking culture. Nigger OP has also hinted at the existence of a 900 PPH chinese imageboard supposedly named ‘niminxa’ although failed to provide working links.
Soyteens on the thread have expressed the sentiment that this foreign style of ‘jakking holds immense gemmy potential, potentially offering a breakthroughmerald in the art of gemcrafting.
Contact, however, has not been established yet. A few brave chuds are now attempting to infiltrate the chinese website ‘bilibili’ in hopes of cultural exchange, while others look to contact the elusive Ricehan.
The future looks bright for the Sharty. Gemmy, even.
First bilibili gemerald discovered: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xk6wYWENF/
Ricehan’s telegram channel: https://t.me/ricehan
Current thread (it’s still alive get in here): https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/9588434
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SHARTY COLONIZES QUORA

The Marge website known as Quora.com has been successfully colonized by the Sharty. Soyteens reached mod and admin positions on several Quora spaces with tebs of thousands of followers, one having 70k, and BTFOd all the trannies.
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My boyfriend who browses the sharty ghosted me about three weeks ago

I still have yet to recover.
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Mustard has a schizo attack

>wake up
>decide to visit my favorite imageboard while all comfy
>site is erupted into chaos, jannyjaks everywhere, mass reply spammers, bbc spammers, and soiduelers nvking every thread
>mustard is seething in random threads with capcode
>and seething in the IRC
>moves 5500 threads around, sometimes to multiple boards
>moves an innocent IAS
>writes out sootbait-tier reeing in >>>/q/
>xe stickies a link to https://soyjak.st/rules.html in thrembillion point font and then picrel (all caps btw)
>later on xe stickies cobsontalks spam
>rest of the jannies are left wondering wtf just happened
>Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.
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TIKTOK HAS BEEN UNBANNED IN THE US

did xhey returned it o algo.
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Day at the farm
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Poop

Poop
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He's back

Donald Trump has been inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States.
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Burkina Faso opens a $12 million dollar tomato factory

In Burkina Faso, President Ibrahim Traore is spearheading the development of an $8 million tomato processing facility, with an aim to transform the country's agricultural sector. Despite producing 290,000 tons of tomatoes in 2021, the country faces challenges with a considerable amount of its harvest exported to Ghana and losses due to perishability. Due to most of the country's economy being agricultural, the factory should bring a large number of jobs to local families, and reduce reliance on imported goods.
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Famous Rapper Squirreljak found gooning to underage characters on pixiv

SQUIRRELJAK ENTHUSIASTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE IN TOTAL SHOCK TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED REVELATION
SOYNEWS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW:
[CHUD#176]:To see such innapropiate comments from squirreljak himself really puts into question who we should allow into our community
[EDUARDO ALIAS "KUZ"):i dont see anything wrong with what squirreljak has done i think people should stop overeacting
[GEORGE FLOYD]:MAN THESE PEPLO FUCKED UP IN THE HEADMAN I COULDNT BREATHE FROM SEEING MY IDOL DOING THIS
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TIKTOK HAS BEEN OFFICIALY BANNED IN THE US

gemstones all along.
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The Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced

After nearly 8 years, the much-anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 is ready to hit the zog market. This coincides with the creation of soyak in the same year; one could argue that we've come full circle, and that the swede will rise from his grave and make a gemerald so glittering that it will usher in a new golden age for the sharty.
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Where were you when sharty is kill?

I was in /bp/ gooning to mare when phone ring
>sharty is kill
<no
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its confirmed that the counter is when the sharty will shut down

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California is burning to hell

This is a good thing
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FDA BANS RED DYE NO. 3

the food and drug administration has banned the use of red dye no. 3, a petroleum based food dye which was prevalent in many goyslop food products. the ban could be connected to RFK jr, as he made a video talking about goyslop and how it contributed to the amerimutt obesity crisis.
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I hacked shoyjak.party

true
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David Lynch just killed himself

His peanuts went sour or something
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/david-lynch-dead-director-blue-velvet-twin-peaks-1236276106/
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Is Nikocado Avocado trooning out?

Nikocado Avocado recently shared a video from a hospital titled "which gender should I change to?" While many 'teens consider this as a satirical video, given that he has previously pulled stunts comparable to this. While the other 'teens are completely devastated, there are reports that some 'teens have already begun to delete their coinslot folders. 'Cado has always been semi-present in the Sharty culture due to its rich history dating back to the Qway; trooning out means entirely ruining his legacy and memory in the soysphere. The reports are still fresh, and we're just hoping that he's two steps ahead again.
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It burns when i pee

Please help
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SHARTY COLONIZES QUORA

The Marge website known as Quora.com has been successfully colonized by the Sharty. Soyteens reached mod and admin positions on several Quora spaces with tens of thousands of followers, one having 70k, and BTFOd all the trannies.
Below are a few:
https://sumoffdarkmemes.quora.com/
https://terryspcfreetopics.quora.com/
https://fubarmemesandmusic.quora.com/
https://gunmemesrus.quora.com/
https://itsoktobewhite.quora.com/
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Israel and Hamas agree to Gaza ceasefire and hostage deal

Israel and Hamas have agreed a deal that will pause the war in Gaza and see the release of Israeli hostages held in the enclave and Palestinians held in Israeli custody. I’m surprised they didn’t nuke each other off the map. TJD TOTAL ALLAHCUCK DEATH
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froot confirmed to not be a real person

According to analysis of froot's retarded decisions and a leak from the secret gay janny 'pedo roleplay 'cord server, froot is actually an AI bot.
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/soy filled up with ponyfags

title
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Jimmy Carter just killed himself

His peanuts went sour or something

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/jimmy-carter-death-news-12-29-24/index.html
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I had a bad headache that went away after I took a 30 minute nap

Is sleeping the cure for all pains and diseases?
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Trudeau resigns

good riddance o algo
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Trump plans to rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of McDonald's or whatever.

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We failed to claim a major /v/ GET. It's over.

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Nononononono 'cadosisters… What's going on?
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LA is on fire. Total Californian Death

This is what you get for being libtard faggot tranny kike niggerhell
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!
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justin trudeau has resigned

good riddance nigga
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Main domain has been recovered

The Santa's workshop domain has been recovered after two weeks.
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My balls itch

Title
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negerid

im hungry
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Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Nothing.
Ever.
Happens.
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The Ban page shows IPs now

Make sure check IPs of Pedos specially

If you mess with us; expect the Pizzas.
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My balls no longer itch

It's been a pleasure being with the ones who have itchy balls, but since my balls no longer itch, I'm afraid that I have left the club of people who have itchy balls. Farewell everyone, it was not that much fun while it lasted, but atleast I felt welcome.
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/dem/ and /bq/ go to war or something

my FAUCI its like my hecking namefag 'cord drama
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Syria has fallen

ATTENTION

In a speedy offensive, Syrian rebels have taken control of Damascus, forcing President Bashar al-Assad to flee the country. After six years of conflict from 2012 to 2020, the Syrian Arab Republic (SAR) managed to achieve a partial victory over the rebels, only for the rebels to swiftly BTFO them 4 years later in only one week. This rapid shift in fortunes has placed Syrian Christians in a precarious position.
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A HORRIFYING PHOTO FROM A SYRIAN PRISON NOW RELEASED

See how evil the Assad Regime is?????? This is a photo from the Cuckington prison where Assadist thugs forced a captured a 'teen and put him in a room with this guy in this photo.
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BREAKING NEWS snowball fight snowball fight

/snowball fight/ IS DYING GO ON THERE AND RAPE RAPE RAPE NIGGAS
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BREAKING NEWS
nothing ever happens
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BREAKING NEWS
Infamous Italo-mexican good boy Nick Fuentes is in custody for gassing(with a pepper spray) and Sparta kicking feminist scroogeess, Marla Rose who attempted to enter his home(thinking she was in the west bank) while recording it after spamming his 'oxxed info on the xitter.
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BRAPZIL ANNOUNCES TAX ON TIPS!

If you are against it, you're a fascista terrorista ou algo assim.
https://archive.ph/vl7Z2
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Rest in peace, original domain.

It hurt, but it was the only way.
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Healthcare company CEO assassinated in planned killing

Brian Thompson, the (now former) CEO of United healthcare has been shot to death outside of an hotel by a gunman who seemed to be waiting for him. The words "Deny" "Defend" "Depose" were found on the bullet casings.
Xitter golems show their complete lack of empathy by immediately whining about how the man with a wife and kids is le bad and deserved to Let your heart be bright! because.. He just is, okay!?
>ERM, if he didn't want to be killed in cold blood, he should of made my vasectomy FREE, xister!
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DAMASCVS IS YFALLEN

Syrian rebels appear to have entered Damascus as Assad regime’s defenses crumble
<Jihadist Spacing
CNN - Syrian rebels appear to have entered the capital Damascus after facing scant resistance from regime forces, as President Bashar al-Assad’s decades-long grip on power seemed to wane by the minute.

“The rebels are in Barzeh,” a neighborhood inside Damascus city, one resident told CNN, adding that clashes were currently taking place.

By early Sunday morning, a source familiar with the rebel’s advance told CNN: “Militarily, Damascus has fallen.”

Hours before, Syria’s main armed opposition group said it had “fully liberated” the major city of Homs, north of the capital. Syrians were seen tearing down and setting fire to posters of Assad after rebels had entered the city, in scenes reminiscent of pro-democracy protests in the city during the Arab Spring more than a decade ago.

Just a day ago, observers were saying Homs was of huge strategic importance to the rebels, as its capture effectively split the Assad regime in two, severing the government in Damascus from the coast. But by Sunday morning, it was not clear there was even a functioning regime left to speak of.

The rebels’ progress has been stunningly swift. After bursting out of their territory in the northwestern Idlib province, the main rebel group captured Aleppo and Hama in just over a week of fighting. After they were joined Friday by a fresh uprising in the southern Daraa province, both groups set their sights on Damascus.

“We were able to liberate four Syrian cities within 24 hours: Daraa, Quneitra, Suwayda and Homs,” said Lt. Col. Hassan Abdul Ghani, a spokesperson for the main rebel group. “Our operations are continuing to liberate the entire Damascus countryside, and our eyes are on the capital, Damascus.”

Earlier Saturday, the southern rebels said they had reached “the gates of Damascus.” Videos geolocated by CNN showed residents toppling a huge statue of Assad’s father, the former president Hafez al-Assad, in the city’s Jaramana suburb. Over the course of the evening, rebels were active in several pockets of the suburbs, within a few miles of the presidential palace.

It had been expected that the regime would mount a firmer defense of Damascus, but the rebels said that senior Assad regime officials were preparing to defect to them in the capital.

Although the official line from the Syrian president’s office is that Assad has not fled, a source with knowledge of the situation told CNN that Assad is nowhere to be found in Damascus.
After regime forces quit Homs, residents began to flood the streets in celebration. Videos geolocated by CNN showed residents tearing apart posters of Assad and his father on top of the gates to the Officers’ Club in the city center.

The scenes recall one of the most symbolic images from the Arab Spring in Syria, when pro-democracy protesters tore down Assad posters on top of the same gates in 2011.

Nearby, residents were also seen celebrating in Clock Tower square, one of the focal points of the original anti-government protests.

To stamp out those protests, the regime army launched a brutal assault on the city’s Khalidiya neighborhood in 2012, using tanks and mortars to attack civilian homes, causing some to collapse. Regime troops stormed the area, slaughtering families in their homes. Around 200 people are thought to have Let your heart be bright!d in the massacre.

In a video live-streamed from Clock Tower square by a resident late Saturday, a resident threw a framed portrait of Assad on the ground, shattering its glass. Over the course of 10 minutes, Syrians filled the square, chanting in celebration at the growing apparent collapse of the Assad regime.
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Consumerism trxthnuke dropped, soyteen also says he’s connected to trxmp

Multiple big things happened today and yesterday on /soy/,

first off a soyteen made a thread trying to make cloudflare abandon a Ukrainian website for having a death list of American citizens >>/soy/9237524

Someone said they were in contact with trxmp’s inner circle, there is no hard proof of him being connected doe >>/soy/9239865

An Anarchist soyteen reposted a TRXTHNUKE about how consumerism has enslaved everyone, it’s a good read >>/soy/9241326

This is about all the news from today and yesterday it’s been very eventful recently
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Honda is making square steering wheels.

I worked for a company that manufactures various car parts for various brands. One day I saw a rack of these square armatures (refer to raisinty concept art) in person. I really should have taken a picture of it.

Last time I checked, Honda has not yet announced these new steering wheels. It's possible that they could be reserved for their self-driving cars, but I'm not too sure.
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NEW THANKSGIVING THEME

A new theme has been added to commemorate Thanksgiving! It can be found at the bottom of the themes list, and it looks pretty nice.
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PINGAS MAN STABBED IN THE STREETS BY A CULT OF MAX MEMBER!

Yesterday afternoon, popular sonic the hedgehog villain, Dr Ivo “egg man” Robotnik, also known in this website as PINGAS MAN!, was stabbed in the streets by an unknown member of the cult of max.
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OHNONONO, FURCACAS WON?

A new /bp/ board (which means bipedoL animals apparently) was created by santa claus for anthrosnowmans and IT TOPPED /SOY/ WITH ONLY 60 POSTERS
OHNONONONO, SOYCACAS, DID WE LOSE?
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Nothing ever happens

Nothing has happened
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ANONYMOUS EDITING ENABLED ON THE SOYJAK WIKI

Anonymous editing has been recently enabled on the Soyjak Wiki, allowing 'teens to contribute without creating an account.

However, to prevent spam and ensure quality, all edits made anonymously will require solving a McCaptcha and approval by Jannies before being submitted

It's also highly recommended to use a VPN when making edits

Help contribute to Soy History today!

https://wiki.soyjak.st/
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COBSONTALKS ‘TUBE NISHED
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/soy/ and /pol/ are fighting possible sharty civil war

tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residents

/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/

While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.
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BREAKING:cobson talks has been banned from the 'tube today at 12:30AM
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rainhat won
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SQUIRRELJAK IS IN THE HOSPITAL
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Breaking news

I raisin myself
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facci creates the vaccine and the zombies lost

Zombies lost and now everyone is human we just had to stay in doors, eat ze bugs, wear masks, and take ze vaccine.

other news
the 9m GET is coming soon
a gigachad poster spammed /soy/, same with some /pol/ separatists, They were probably trying to reignite the /soy/-/pol/ war but its really slowed down
Some leftist soyteens want Froot to make “leftyjak”
>>>/soy/8965354

And that’s really it
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https://youtu.be/ZV4Dpaf7DvY
TURKEY TOM MENTIONED SHARTY 19:02
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BREAKING: AGENDA 47 SECRETLY SENDS IN THE NEVER GOON SQUADRON

ATTENTION
This just in, We have reports of the elect-president, Donald J. Trump, is now actively hunting down gooners throughout the nation as a whole. Many Gooners around the nation are rebelling as we speak. Remember folks, NEVER GOON.
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BREAKING: TRVMP PICKS RFK JR. AS AMERICA'S SECRETARY OF HEALTH

kennedy junior becomes new HHS secretary and promises to make amerimutts healthy again, he dislikes seedoilcacas and removes the goyslop from our food
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TRVMP VVINS AGAIN

In a "red mirage" turned red VVAVE, Trump takes the 2024 presidential election, as atleast 7 troons shoot xemselves.
<or something
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party domain is down

yeah
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it's all new 2 boards

froot galaxy gas
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Luke Smith is falling for every /g/ meme at once, becomes a mindless consoomer

I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first. He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy". He started using every single raisinty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a raisinty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper. Then he started making videos raisinting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission. He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a raisintier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago. Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe. He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial. He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video. He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.
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Bosna and Mexico

in light of recent events
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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not news doe

they think he sold it geg
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Soyvil war 5 has started

there’s multiple recent conflicts on the sharty, there’s also minor revolts against Froot and the jannies.

The /soy/-/pol/ war was the starting war, it was one of the first signs of a division within the sharty.

The 8000000 GET, many soyteens believe the jannies rigged it, this has cause a lot of distrust between the users and jannies.

And most importantly when the site went down for 2 days, many people no longer believe Froot actually cares about sharty. many people are worried the site might go down again too.
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Microsoft reveals major Chinese botnet is attacking users across the world

https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/microsoft-reveals-major-chinese-botnet-is-attacking-users-across-the-world
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BREAKING: nusoimaqaque draws jak in blood

19 minutes ago on 10/24/2024, chud #8911015 in this thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/8911015.html#q8911015 has trooned out to make soy boy woah jack in blood
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NHalloweenw wordfiltHalloweenr rapHalloweens HalloweenvHalloweenryrthing

This is Halloween
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rais on /nate/

some spam AI images of a gringo wtf
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FROOT HIGH ON DRUGS

Last night near 2AM Froot, the owner of the sharty started talking with kiwitroons on the 'farms, what started as a normal conversation devolved into retarded nigger babbling.
After his drug-induced mental breakdown on the 'farms Froot moved to the sharty and started answering questions of 'teens on a thread made by a newGOD in the most retarded way possible (caps locked and spoke like a xitter tranny), eventually he revealed he had taken more acid than usual.
Mustard attemped to contact him to no avail, several 'teens on the thread showed their concern, while others told him to kill xhimself all of this while 2 trannies soydueled.
Some highlights from the event include:
<reddit
>Froot admitting he almost ran over someone with a car
>Froot was not alone, refering to somebody in the room as a "she" (probably a tranny prostitute)
>Froot admitting he doesnt care about the law
>Froot admitting he uses the site quite often
>Froot might have fucking died or is too embarassed to speak about it (mustard has not been able to contact him)
<reddit
The main theory surrounding the topic is that froot was drugged and 'aped by troonjak

Post with the evidence: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8922481.html
Original post: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8915312+50.html
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>NEWS IN,RUSSIA?!? HMMM ONLY GOOD NEWS ASBESTOS MINE REOPEN 4TH TESTICLE RELATED TO PRIPYAT NOT DRINKING WATER
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I just gooned for 2 hours
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UPRISING

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shrekchan won

powered by swampflare
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Cats and sheeps are fighting

Some teens started posting sheeps and said they were welsh, eventually some guy made a video of a Scottish cobson fucking a sheep on /pol/

Later on Some teens started postIng catboys and catgirls on /soy/, for some reason they both hate each other and started spamming
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/LEFTYPOL/ GET: TOTAL SWEDE VICTORY

'TEENS GOT THE /LEFTYNIGGER/ 2.000.000 GET.
WE SIMPLY CANNOT STOP WINNING
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Relapse to BBC

Do this
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New board on top bar

As title says, new board dedicated to nonsenseposting has been added to top bar and that's >>>/yyyyyyy/. It is second board dedicated to nonsenseposting besides >>>/yodlyahshga/
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Delta Force Arrests Klaus Schwab

A Delta Force strike team arrested 86-year-old World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab Friday following a deadly firefight that started at the fortified gate at his 7,770-square-foot, six-acre compound in Switzerland and ended in his bed-chamber, where the death-bringing geezer lay in bed hooked up to a self-dispensing Adrenochrome infusion machine, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.

https://realrawnews.com/2024/04/delta-force-arrests-klaus-schwab/
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ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2

In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.
<reddit
But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
<reddit
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.
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Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds!

Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds!
he cooks so well!
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/vt/ 88000000 GET - Total Soyteen Victory

Title. Some teens also posted Pipkin Pippa's 'za receptacle address (xer dox) and images of xer in real life afterwards
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FRQQT enters the wrong card number to pay the bills, imageboard goes down for a couple of hours

All of the soywebsites (Soyjak.party, SoyBooru, and Soyjak Wiki) except the schlog were temporarily taken down seemingly due to Froot forgetting to pay the server bills. Froot confirmed in the schlog announcement post that the websites were taken down due to a wrong number on the card, and reassured the soyteens that it will be back soon.
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Civil War Brewing on /a/

BREAKING NEWS:
the elections for the queen of /a/ has polarized many 'teens, Tomoko Kuroki has been elected as said queen of /a/. a lot of 'teens have rejected this result because the rika is considered to be "le sharty girl". Now /a/ is slowly going to be in a civil with to factions, the RikaGODS and the Tomotroons, which is a nickname for 'teens on /a/ who are in favor of Tomoko which was created by the RikaGODS
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NASA has discovered a new exoplanet 1488 lightyears away!

A new exoplanet has been discovered by NASA's nigger-eating telescope 5000. The planet, designated as NIHz-14y, is "about one and a half times as wide as Jupiter" and in a system that is only a measly 1488 light-years from Earth.

It is believed that NIHz-14y is made out of pure brimstone, and that it has a small moon that looks like a very well known man.
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Should /soy/ be deleted?


Should /soy/ be deleted or is it still worth keeping it?
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As a result of the /soy/ and /pol/ civil war, /soy/ got completely wiped.
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P00t is apparently the new admin of the sharty

According to some leaks, P00t is a new admin on the sharty.
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Someone raped multiple Soysphere Domains

soyak.party and soybooru.com are down LORD HELP US
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AI Artists are Creating Fat, Black, Sci-Fi Characters

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davisc0994/ai-art-fat-black-sci-fi-fantasy-characters

As a young child growing up in Greenville, North Carolina, artist Alex Smith spent a lot of his time engrossed in the world of cartoons and comics, devouring works like Battle of the Planets, X-Men, and Doom Patrol.

In college, Smith first encountered science fiction novels by Octavia E. Butler and Samuel R. Delany, both of whom he admired because “they were Black and absolutely, phenomenally awesome.”

“They both showed me that sci-fi could have literary quality, could be progressive and liberatory,” Smith added. “Just their ideas, world-building, and love of language fascinated me.”

He was hooked. “Sci-fi is kinda like my church,” said Smith, who is now age 47 and living in Philadelphia. “It’s spiritual and very much connected to who I am as a Black, queer person.” The problem with his church, however, is that there isn’t very much Black (or queer) representation.

Mainstream sci-fi features Black characters like Morpheus from The Matrix, Mace Windu from Star Wars, and Lt. Commander La Forge and Nyota Uhura from Star Trek. But in general, Black characters aren’t afforded the same prominence and screentime as their white counterparts. And when Black people are present, they tend to be cishet assumed and conventionally attractive. Fat, Black bodies are a rarity.

“It just astonishes me that fat people in general are treated and depicted as second-class citizens in science fiction works, or they're made to represent something like greed, lust, or villainy,” Smith said, pointing to the character of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune.

[etc etc]
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>Someone Shouted “Jesus is Lord” at Kamala’s Rally last night and she said…
<(Preddit space)
>“Oh, I think you’re at the wrong rally… I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street.”
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1847280510285824425
Based or cringe?
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Cobson gets 10000 posts on the 'ru!

One small step for Cobson, one big step for Soykind.
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A frog went on a rampage but arrested by jannies police

An shooter and killer named "killer Frog" was arrested by jannies police, he supposedly has went to jail.
Here is a footage photo on jail:
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BREAKING NEWS: General Niggnin declares /soy/-/pol/ civil war

There has been a official invasion of /soy/ of the time of this post.

On October 15th polchuds declared /pol/ to be a independent board believing /pol/ should be granted special rights to protect the white residents of the board. Many also on this day catty wiped /soy/.

General Niggnin declared the /soy/-/pol/ war today because multiple /soy/ immigrants were disrespecting polchuds by spamming their threads with raisin bait.
/pol/ demands are the deletion of /soy/, the banning of “soyniggers” and the banning of insulting General Niggnin and certain members of the administration.

In other news some gigachads raided a literal pedo wiki god bless them.
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Patriots are raiding demokikes again

Veterans from Operation Patriotism are currently doing another raid on demokikes.
Operation Mega Forever also known as Operation Patriotism 2 is another massive raid against demokikes on >>>/soy/

The raid is currently attacking multiple Kamala Harris discord servers, the raid last time targeted Reddit but after some patriots found out demokikes were organizing on discord the hanging started.
TRUMP 2024 TOTAL DEMOKIKE DEATH
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First Soyjakmaths Episode set to release today + Numberjacks turns 18 years old today

The first soyjakmaths is due to release today, albeit might be delayed by a day or two depending on when all voice lines are in.
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BREAKING: Frogcaca redpills /qa/ and btfo'd the trannies in there

Frogoogagas have redpilled /qa/ after zelligtroons, "agugu"niggers ans trannies kept raisinting up the log. Sources say that the frogcaca is planning to redpill other boards such as /jew/, /pol/ and /nate/.
Will this plan work? Lets see how it goes.
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log is coal, gem production at an all time low

log is coal, gem production at an all time low
sorry if your gems are not being delivered to your Pod™. gem production is pretty low
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Extremeist terroristic organization "NEVER GOON" is going on a rampage in Troonville and Goonistan.

Recently, numerous reports indicate that "NEVER GOON" organization took over the government and actively spreading their regime across all borders of ceasing the action of gooning.
Xhey captured civillians as hostages and released footage of them brutally executed by hanging, suicide of reimplementation of the penis and exposure to chudcel propaganda.
A message released by them stating, "I will never rest until the death of gooners, co-existing with the enemy is never the answer as the gooning causes a wipe-out of an entire civilization. We will prevail.", as shocking as that sounds.
Troonville and Goonistan militants and army is preparing to seize the terrorist organization to mitigate the destruction of their nation.
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Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
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A CACABOREAN JUST NUKED FINLAND

HOLY raisin ITS REAL
In other words, a cacaposter has been seen tampering with the VNC of a finnish nuclear power plant
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BREAKING NEWS: SEVERELY MENTALLY UNWELL SHOOTER "DAN" HAS ESCAPED

BREAKING NEWS! An individual known only as "Dan", who was previously a maximum security patient in the Soyville mental asylum, has escaped. He is severely schizophrenic and has often expressed his desire to "exterminate the obsessed FPE pedo raisinlalalalalalalallaalalalallalallalalalallallalallallallalalan niggers". Mentally deranged babblings aside, Dan is an extremely dangerous individual and should not be confronted or interacted with in any way. If you see him, it is advised to keep out of his line of site and contact the authorities. Dan is armed with a Vz. 58 rifle and has been reported to be covered in rusty, makeshift full-body armor constructed from hardened steel. A joint operation between the FBI and CIA has been launched to search for and capture Dan.

Left: FBI file photo of Dan.
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'een who said he would be leaving in September did not leave in September

Following a change of the month, the famous
>Hey 'eens,
Poster has updated his copy pasta to include the month of October. Leading some to calling the 'een fraudulent and a liar.

Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in October. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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BREAKING: New highly contagious disease is spreading among teens

WHO declared the start of new pandemic that wreaks havoc among soyteens, especially those who recently arrived to sharty through immigration programms.
Symptoms mainly consist of embedded image of a certain racist anthro fox. Most of the time newGOD will simply copy the image and spread the disease to others without even knowing he is infected. Once they know they are infected they try to find out who that fox is and then slow procces of turning into a furGOD begins. Once infection reaches the final phase they become more aggresive, open with their intent and completely lose their soyteen status (pic 3 is an example of their posts. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS)
OldGODS are completely mind broken since their board is being infiltrated with a cute anthro fox who is also racist and thus sitewide unrest began. Means of hiding embedded Averis are often highly sophisticated and it takes time to reveal infection, which makes people accuse others of being an actual furfag.
As of right now it remains unclear where this virus came from. Some say it all began with a fucking frognigger embedding this raisin onto a frog (example on 4ths pic, bottom left. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS), thus making it a typical frognigger attack. /anthro/ thread on /g/ denies any responsibility, bipoc police says that they didnt find any evidence that there was any planning at all. However some insist that it was all a furfag plan to get /anthro/ board back, which is still isnt deleted. Some conspiracy theorists think that the reason it is still isnt deleted is because furKINGS have a certain control on admins team, which is all but just a speculation
Soyentists say it may all happened because of the state of the site:
>no new OCs
>no making fun of the left
>no making fun of the soy
>/raid/ is still locked
Soyentists suggest that the only way to get rid of the disease is to
>make new OCs
>bring back political meaning to the site
>bring back raiding
Stay safe everyone
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BREAKING: ALL PIZZA HUTS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES TO BE DEMOLISHED AT THE ORDER OF PRESIDENT JOE BID

>Breaking: President Biden Orders Nationwide Demolition of All Pizza Huts, Citing Safety Concerns Over “Flimsy Wooden Structures”

>In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has issued an executive order mandating the immediate closure and demolition of all Pizza Hut locations across the country. The reason? The President reportedly believes that each establishment is housed within literal huts made of unstable wooden materials, endangering public safety.


>“Folks, I’ve seen these huts,” Biden said during an impromptu press conference. “They’re not up to code. We have Americans eating pizza in tiny wooden places that could collapse at any moment, man. Not a joke!”


>“I’m not sure who told him that every Pizza Hut is contained within a rickety hut made of sticks, but we tried explaining,” said an anonymous White House staffer. “He keeps pointing to the word ‘Hut’ in the name and asking why we’re letting people dine inside ‘glorified sheds.’”


Guys, is it over?
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hey guys, heres my newest jak or something

its the chud
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hi little goyyyyyy
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The French Invade the 'lanet!

Users from French forum onche.org were seen raiding the pixelplanet, only to promptly be stopped by brave Trumpflaryan warriors.
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Sharty gets new backup domain

Following Sharty's former chink domain host Nicenic (who doxbin used) changing their policy about doxxing to appease heckin wholesome niggers and pedos, our domains soyak.party and soyjakwiki.net were baleeted.

Now we have soyjak.st for which WILL NOT get taken down because…well it just won't OKAY??
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10 million posts on the sharty

2 days late award
>An unknown error occured when posting!
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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK!

frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back
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The sharty has taken down Baraag.net. Billions of pedos must die.

The pedophile art website, baraag.net, has been taken down by a group of indestructible chuds, who have been scheming over the past 3 weeks.

Law enforcement in Plano Texas, is currently investigating them, and both the host, Tier.net, and cloudflare, are cooperating.

The admin also has been doxxed: (Annam) Nam Khoi Nguyen.
https://doxbin.com/upload/BaraagsAdminSatoriAnnamKhoiNguyen

Original /raid/ thread.
https://soyak.party/raid/thread/153122.html#153753

!The sharty won. Baraag is dead, and its admin is being investigated. The world is slightly brighter. Sharty history has been made.!

You might want to hide your wife, Nguyen, she's next on the chopping block.
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Soyjak wiki placed on a client hold! Chuds from around the world panic!

Yesterday morning the 'iki was put on a client hold and now it's barely accessible. Where shall we get our peer reviewed scientific facts now?
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BREAKING! IT SEEMS THAT JARTYCUCKS IMMIGRATED TO TWITTER

jartycucks are now stalking and hornybaiting equally disgusting furries
https://twitter.com/Rohan_Bitches/status/1813079184459055258
this account supposedly belongs to a jartycuck
make sure to find jartycucks replying to furry posts
make sure to troll them
make sure to mock them for their porn addiction
make sure to send this video
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Nudev enforces additional Mcchallenge for you to post on the site

marge i'm
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Domain 2

NICENIC NOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT DO TIS TO SOYAK.PARTY
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RAID SHADOW LEGENDS RETURNS

THE RETURNING OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS MARKS THE EPIC GAME OF PEOPLE POSTING THREADS ON LITERAL WHOS AND ACTUAL VANTABLACK NIGGERS.

BEFORE GOING TO THE THREAD PLEASE BE CAUTION OF THE FOLLOWING:
- FOODISTS
- LITERAL WHO NIGGER POSTERS
- SAGERS
- NECROBUMPERS
- THREAD DERAILERS
- PORNOGRAPHY CAUSE THE FAG DIDN'T CENSOR THE IMAGE
- LITERAL AUTISTIC PIECES OF SHIT THAT DON'T READ THE RULES

THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU, AND ENJOY PLAYING RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.