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The murderer of the DNB arrested

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Goycritical and his reatarted opinion

Moist Critical, famous goytuber makeing the most coal goyslop content imagenable, finaly stoped fence setting and now he calls out for vengence for that irl feral retard who got shot by ICEGODS
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SOYJAK PARTY SOLD

QUOTE OFFICIALLY SOLD THE SHARTY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER ON SOME DARKNET SITE, THAT BIDDER BEING CYBERKING. THIS WAS CONFIRMED OVER AT /SOY/
>>>/soy/14987150
THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN, I REPEAT, THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN
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Did Quote just sold the Sharty?

Is it real chat? Did Quote finally sold the Sharty and doomed us all because I wasn't there to buy it and turn it back into a gem?
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Soyjaks get an article in an Indian newspaper

A newspaper in India has dedicated a full page to soyjaks/stuff vaguely related to them.
This proves that jeets are nusois due to them calling gapejak soyjak.
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Tranny acks due to not being allowed to dress as a cat maid as a church janitor

This nigga was told xe couldn't dress as a maid with cat ears while cleaning up a church and decided to fucking kill ximself.

Xe decided to -ACK by "running away" (going into xis backyard and hiding in xis tree house) and then xe decided to hang ximself in said treehouse.

This nigga is a grown ass man btw💔🥀

https://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=truehttps://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true
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Nipah Virus Outbreak in India?!

What is it?
The Nipah virus is a bat-borne zoonotic virus originating from the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus).

Where did it come from?
It was originally discovered in Malaysia and Singapore (1999) during the small outbreak it was discovered that the virus was transmissable from swine to human. There were also aditional cases of this virus in Bangladesh, the Philipines and even in India but at the time it wasn't of anything noteworthy. Later on inside a hopistal in West Bengal Kolkata India (present day), 5 people were confirmed to be infected with the disease, the infection managed to spread to hospistal staff and currently there's 100 reported cases of the disease.

How can I not be infected?
The disease can be passed on from bat to swine, infected pigs are not to be touched or handled without any sort of protection. Drinking juice from fruit contaminated with the urine/saliva of the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus) will put you at risk of infection. The virus mainly spreads through human-to-human transmission. Coming into contact with a person's secretion and excretions is not advised as you will be infected.

How do I know if I have it?
Early signs show fever, headaches, myalgia (muscle pain), vomiting and sore throat. Later on, dizziness, drowsiness, altered consciousness, and neurological signs that indicate acute encephalitis. Some people can also experience atypical pneumonia and severe respiratory problems, including acute respiratory distress. Encephalitis and seizures occur in severe cases, progressing to coma within 24 to 48 hours.

What are my chances of survival?
(40-75%) If you're a youngcaca, an oldGOD or an individual with a compromised immune system, you're probably dead.

Le sources?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHVPF7a_EGU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipah_virus
https://www.cdc.gov/nipah-virus/about/index.html
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/nipah-virus
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/india-nipah-virus-outbreak-kolkata-cases-b2905473.html
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Outbreak of Nipah virus in India

Indian health officials are working to contain an outbreak of the deadly Nipah virus that was recorded in West Bengal, a situation that has been confirmed by the Thai government and India’s National Center for Disease Control.

There are two cases that have been reported, involving two nurses at a private hospital near Kolkata, West Bengal, The Telegraph and The Independent reported.

So far, 180 people have been tested and 20 individuals have been asked to quarantine, both reports continued.

One patient is reported to be in critical condition, Narayan Swaroop Nigam, principal secretary of the health and family welfare department in West Bengal, told The Telegraph.

Officials noted the outbreak is “not major.” However, it has still prompted high-priority responses from officials.

No travel bans to India are currently in place, but neighboring countries have begun tracking and prevention regulations that are similar to those used during the COVID-19 pandemic, as reported by The Independent.

In response to the outbreak, Thailand’s Department of Disease Control issued a press release Friday stating that officials will “monitor and screen travelers at international communicable disease control checkpoints.”
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World Economic Forum kicks off in Davos

4 more years until the fulfillment of Agenda 2030. Are you excited, 'teens?
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Literal who members

Literal who shows people literal who members on social media or something
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Ye takes out full page ad on WSJ to apologize for his anti-semitism

The Artist Formerly Known As Kanye West has released a written apology in the form of a full page ad on Wall Street Journal (jew newspaper GEG) earlier today, titled "My Struggle" "To Those I've Hurt".

In it, he talks about his 2001 car crash, and how he suffered from a traumatic brain injury that led to him developing bipolar disorder. He then goes on to talk about how his disorder has affected his daily life, and how his manic episodes caused him to lose touch with reality, leading to his recent self-destructive behaviour, including a four-month long manic episode in early 2025 which he claims "destroyed his life," recounting psychosis, paranoid delusions, impulsive behaviour and suicidal thoughts.

Afterwards, he goes on to apologize to the Jewish community, the black community, and his loved ones (wife and family), before ending the apology with "I'm not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home. With love, Ye."

Not too important, but he also goes on a tangent about how he found comfort on Reddit communities & how some of his doctors told him he's experiencing symptoms of autism (GEGGGG).

Soyteens, how do you feel about his apology? How do you think Kanye will build his career back up, if that's even possible anymore?
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TWITCH STREAMER OUTED AS JARTYPEDO

Nigger Twitch streamer and notorious tranime fan Tranell ‘Laqari’ Tennyson accidentally revealed on stream that he has a massive ‘p folder with several terabytes of illicit content. While attempting damage control, he tried to claim it was a virus, and unironically asked ChatBBC if he was in legal trouble for his actions.
Further rumors are circulating that he has several hundred gigabytes of FNF mods, a massive CPU/GPU rig for a supposed “Soytan AI waifu”, and a second monitor exclusively for browsing ‘Jarty related cords, but these have yet to be peer reviewed and verified by Snopes.
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hey besty

you a star baby fuggen jerdee
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Trump say im administration go 'review evritin' afta fatal shooting of Minneapolis nurse

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c4gv5de1l6jo.amp

President Donald Trump dey face calls to launch full investigation following di fatal shooting of 37-year-old nurse, and US citizen, Alex Pretti by federal agents.

Pretti death bin come less dan three weeks afta one immigration agent for Minneapolis shoot to death Renee Good.

Minnesota Govnor Tim Walz don repeat demands for di Trump administration to remove federal agents from di state. E say US dey for "inflection point".

For one interview wit di Wall Street Journal on Sunday, Trump tok say im administration dey "review evritin" and also indicate say im go eventually withdraw Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) agents from di city - but e no give time frame for dis.

Federal and state officials don give totally different accounts of di moments bifor Pretti death.

Di Trump administration defend di officer wey shoot Pretti. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem tok say dem shoot Pretti bicos e dey "wave" one gun.

Local authorities deny dis. Dem say di gun dey legally registered, dem say di agent shoot Pretti afta dem remove im firearm.

Protesters don continue to enta di streets of Minneapolis plus oda parts of di US following di fatal shooting.

Meanwhile, di Republican Govnor of Vermont, Phil Scott, tok say e no "dey acceptable" for "federal agents to kill US citizens" for exercising dia protected rights to protest.

E dey among some of di Republican lawmakers wey dey call for full investigation into di fatal shooting of Alex Pretti.

E say, "at best", immigration officers actions na "complete failure of coordination of acceptable public safety".

"Enough dey enough."

"Di president suppose pause dis operations, de-escalate di situation and reset di federal govment focus on truly criminal, illegal immigrants," e write and add say, "Congress and di courts gatz step up to restore constitutionality."
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poopson posted

poopson got posted, it’s literally boykisser as Nate
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i got aids
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i've taken a holy shit what happened i was away for 3 weeks
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Deadly bat-borne Nipah virus outbreak in India, officials scramble to contain it

Health officials have confirmed five cases of Nipah virus in West Bengal, India, in the state's first outbreak of the virus in 19 years. The latest cases prompted authorities to order nearly 100 people into home quarantine.

The three latest infections in India include a doctor, nurse and health worker, all linked to the same private hospital where two nurses first tested positive. It follows two cases confirmed on January 13, when officials said both cases were receiving hospital treatment.

Nipah virus, which spreads between animals and people, is classified as a priority pathogen by the World Health Organization (WHO) due to its potential to trigger an epidemic. Fruit bats are the natural host of the virus.

The virus has a fatality rate of between 40-75 per cent, according to the WHO. It says this rate can vary by outbreak, depending on local capabilities for managing the spread of the virus. There is no vaccine to prevent the infection and no specific treatment to cure it.
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poopson gets posted
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ICE Agent Who Killed U.S. Citizen Mom Named as Veteran, 43

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-agent-who-killed-us-citizen-mom-named-as-veteran-43/

Kristi Noem and JD Vance both pointed to his identity.

The ICE agent who fired three shots into a vehicle in Minneapolis, killing a 37-year-old mother, has been identified.

Jonathan Ross, 43, was the agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, according to reports by multiple outlets. The killing left Good’s son by her late husband an orphan, led to immediate tensions in the city, and caused a political storm over ICE.

Good had just dropped off her six-year-old son at school when she encountered ICE agents, one of whom later shot her point-blank in Minneapolis, her ex-husband told the Associated Press. She left behind three kids, a daughter and a son aged 15 and 12 from her first marriage, and a six-year-old son from her second marriage, which had ended with her second husband’s death.
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Leaked Epstein Emails Reveal Private Discussions About Race and IQ

Private emails between Epstein and associates of his were leaked by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. Among these emails are many academic discussions between Epstein and soyentists close to him, including one between Epstein and top German cognitive scientist, Joscha Bach, on the nature of intelligence and its relation to race and sex.
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‘Hazbin Hotel’ creator Vivienne Medrano, Brandon Rogers and BBNO$ all went bowling together

Our reaction?

https://x.com/toonhive/status/2015263287408050520?s=46
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The sharty is NAS/dead officially

Check this screeny
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a new soyjak has been released

partyimpjak, he mocks imps
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ELON MUSK DESTROYS BBC

in a recent xitter post by elon musk theres footage shown of elon musk destroying bbc
trannies on suicide watch say the news outlets
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I had a sproke and a hotdog at Costco today

It was very good i put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog
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Soot just commited suicide

Soot just commited suicide
>>>/soy/14936784
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i am finally moving out of my parents attic

me and my girlfriend (100% real btw) found an apartment 20 minutes from her job and 10 minutes from the metro.
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wordswordswordswordswordswords

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Chud spotted in indian newspaper

GEEEEG nusois are literally pajeets
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GIGA ASSASSINATED IN DAVOS' WEF CONFERENCE

I REPEAT
GIGA WAS JUST ASSASSINATED IN DAVOS
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I grew a flower on my head and I can’t get it off

Please help.
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The biggest chippy has been found.

At Wetherspoons pub, this chip officially has the world record for being the longest at a staggering 13.4 inches.
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cultural Marxism takes over

Marx is a nigger btw
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Greenland Soyrage tariffs are dropped

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cjrzjqg8dlwt From bibisi news
TACO or something
Also a deal on Greenland has been created (not agreed or signed) and military force has been ruled out completely (which was not an issue anyway because he would have never been allowed to do it)
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GIGACHAD SHOT

GIGACHAD JUST GOT SHOT WHILE GIVING A SPEECH AT THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM IN DAVOS, SWITZERLAND
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satoko_hojou_fan passes away

Juan Pedro Franco (also known by his online alias satoko_hojou_fan) a Mexican man known for holding the biggest boy award, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.
"Los takis… too muchos takis-BRAAAAAAAAAAAP" were his reported last words
Before dying, he stated he could rest in peace knowing los gringos would forever stay obsessed about him o algo
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our 'kipedia article was deleted

zog won

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Soyjak.party
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"NO KINGS" Protest near Klaus Schwab's homeplace in Davos, Switzerland

A group of ten locals put 450 torches 800 meters up the mountain and lit them this evening. What will Feraljak think of this?
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Holy fucking shit a dinosaur

what the fuck?
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Cobosaurus Rex ate my dad

It ate my dad
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jartycuck steals the 14888888th /soy/ GET

That's literally it.
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SOYAK get 14881488 GET o algo on /soy/
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Gigachad calls for the party to be shut down

On January 16, 2026, at 8:10 AM (EST),
Dr. Soystein visited Gigachad's home for his weekly check-up, Soystein was notified that there had been reports from Giga's neighbors that they had heard yelling noises coming from his home the night before,
when Soystein arrived, he could hear through the front door Giga shouting,
>’cado is banned but FPE is not, I GET IT NOW, IT'S THE GLOWNIGGERS SILENCING US, SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
At this point, it was advised to Soystein that he should not intervene with Gigachad's episode in person, Soystein got back into his car and called Gigachad,
'chad picked up the phono and yelled,
>So now we have DNB banned, 'cado banned, JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!
and after he hung up the phono.
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I've quit gooning, now you can too!

https://easypeasymethod.org/
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Today is Dr Martin Luther King Day

Martin Luther King Jr. Day (officially Birthday of Martin Luther King Jr.,[1] and often referred to shorthand as MLK Day) is a federal holiday in the United States observed on the third Monday of January each year.Based around worshipping niggers like everything else in the Jewnited States Of Amerimutts
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Giga recovers after being attacked by a group of flies

after being attacked by a group of flies a few months ago giga has successfully recovered and this video of him has been shared
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GEORGE FLOYD BEHEAD AND KILL NIGGERS

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Jannies DID NOT mass delete BBC bait threads on /soy/

Jannies did not delete any BBC bait posts. Experts say that this is true, and was fact checked by Snopes. You will cease all investigations under threat of capture by the QDL
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/int/

/int is making their flag while under flood
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US Lawmakers to ban VPNs?

>It's unfortunately no longer enough to force websites to check your government-issued ID before you can access certain content, because politicians have now discovered that people are using Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to protect their privacy and bypass these invasive laws. Their solution? Entirely ban the use of VPNs.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/11/lawmakers-want-ban-vpns-and-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing
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IMAGE: "FOOT" picture going VIRAL on IRC

[image]
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eating a hotdog

pretty tasty I guess
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/int/ declares itself a semi autonomous board

Following recent events in https://soyjak.st/int/thread/235817.html#235935
The /int/ posters decided to make up some rules on their board and enforce it by supersage and rejection, their constitution is this:

/Int/ official constitution

1: /int/ follows the rules of the sharty
1.1: /int/ WILL NOT BECOME A SPLINTER

2: 'jakking, pepe, soyquoting, Markiplier blog posts, gigachads and raids on other websites are things are allowed on /int/. NO tranime, FPE and 'orn on /int/ because they are coal.
2.1 No demoralizing slopjaks like HTSM or peterfags

3: Offsiters ARE BANNED, immigrants are welcomed doe

4: bait is to be ignored and be put as a hidden post by any inteen
4.1: real p*rn/pure goonerslop is not allowed on /int/

5: The discussion of namefags, avatarfags and drama surrounding them is forbidden. Take it to your mudhut in Lesotho

Quote still hasn't spoken up
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races who got range banned declared WAR on quote and are mobilizing on /int/ preparing for war

o algo
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Frognigger learns the art of "gloving"

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A relatable and truthful new ‘toss

2 days off work no shitting
Get to work 5 seconds liquid diarrhea
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/int/ officially passes /soy/'s PPH, WILL /POL/ BE NEXT?!

NO WAY!
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about the dream i had last night

i had a dream wherein I went to work and miss circle came up to me and brutally groyped me while all my co-workers surrounded me and started shouting "fein, fein, fein, fein". woke up and I just nutted. that shit felt so real yet so terrifying.

anyone else have similar dreams?
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Shark eats nusois

A few teens swimming on /soy/ were killed by this shark. Don’t swim nigga
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I'm eating chips right now

they're chicken flavoured btw
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/int/ surpasses /qa/ by 9 times

the DNB board was revived thanks to the brownocaust
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"Gradingcaust" to eliminate topic headers from the 'ki

GauntletThrown and GapeNewell have a clittyleak over the 'ki, local reports from Feraljaks say this soyvelation-level rage was triggered over 'p being given a bad rating (muh moral relativism)
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President Trump opposes Netanyahu’s proposal to end U.S. military aid to Israel

>Two sources told JI the president pushed back on Netanyahu’s claims about the prudence of Israel’s proposal to end U.S. military assistance over the next decade
https://jewishinsider.com/2026/01/trump-netanyahu-u-s-military-aid-israel-dermer-memorandum-of-understanding/
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about to eat cheese

cheese slices specifically
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Very Important

He's still surfing to page 40, niggas.
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Meme Legend George Floyd dies in helicoper crash

George "Israel" Floyd, 41, known for his viral skits alongside Derek Chauvin has passed away today.
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Nate Higgers plushes available for purchase NOW

Nate Higgers and Soytan plushes available for purchase online at this website:

https://fluffysouls.shop/products/custom-plush-for-kyle-goldstein

The company also takes custom requests if you submit a drawing of a special 'jak or NAS you want

https://fluffysouls.shop/
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Allegations have been made against Turkey Tom

It seems like the extent of them are that Tom might be abusive and a general o algo, read the Kiwi Farms thread on xim for more info o algo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/turkey-tom-tomdark-notaturkey-tomdarklive-anonbirdd-thomas-larry-hanson.205006/page-64#post-23451719
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Tesak's father, Sergei Martsinkevich, has died.

He was 62 years old, and the cause of death was acute heart failure.
https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/696884a19a79470f9810d264
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Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert comic strip, dead at 68

In the early hours of January 13th, American author and cartoonist Scott Adams has passed away at the age of 68 from metastatic prostate cancer.

He was best known for creating Dilbert, an award-winning comic strip that ran on several of the largest US newspaper publications from 1989 to 2023. In 2018, he became a political commentator and podcaster on his YouTube channel Real Coffee until his health decline in late 2025.


Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
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UK amends Online Safety Act to include message scanning

https://reclaimthenet.org/uk-expands-online-safety-act-to-mandate-preemptive-scanning

A major expansion of the UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) has taken effect, legally obliging digital platforms to deploy surveillance-style systems that scan, detect, and block user content before it can be seen.

We're watching an AI surveillance state develop in progress.
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I tried a new food today

Nigerian Slavewife cooked me Jollof Rice for lunch today and i enjoyed it
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i ate 4 slices of pizza for breakfast

das rite, im eatin 4 slices of pizza rn foh breakfast n shiet, also if you say dis is SNCA you're a dummy and you will never eat pizza again because dummies dont eat pizza
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Kolyma sharty "Doomsday" program declassified

https://kuz.kolyma.net/blog.cgi/entry/1763887136

"The device itself was not to be considered a real part of our security setup, but more of a disaster-management tool. If the device was to ever be triggered, we were already in deep deep trouble. The way it worked was simple.

It relied mainly on thousands and thousands of honeypot files and folders scattered throughout the server, which were never accessed by any legitimate program. If any of these files were accessed, then one could say with certainty that an intruder has successfully made their way into the server. Though it had other triggers, with varying ranges of "sensitivity" that could also cause it to activate.

If this occurred, then the device would "detonate", i.e., the server would turn itself off. Turning the server off was not something we considered at first, for several reasons. Not the least of which being that it meant we would have to wait several days for someone to go to the centre and turn it back on. But simply booting off proved to be the most effective and immediate course of action in case of an intruder.

This would mean, that unless the intruder was able to determine, prior to accessing the server, which files were real and which were triggers, that any attempt to read or exfiltrate any data would instantaneously disconnect him from the server, locking him out permanently.

That was really all there was to it. It was not a complex program, I wrote it in Go in about 3 weeks.

The second aspect of the device was causing it to trigger if someone tried to disarm it.

Designing programs that the average user can't turn off is pretty easy. But an intelligent intruder could simply send a SIGKILL, which is very hard to make your program "immune" to, although there are several workarounds

The most bulletproof method was to have the program embedded directly into the kernel. Kernel modules/threads can run with flags that make them unkillable. So even an intruder with root access issuing a SIGKILL on it would do nothing since the scheduler would ignore any such signals. Many antivirus software, rootkits, and some malware do exactly this.

This machine, which I only ever used on my own servers, was top secret until I made this post. The effectiveness of the machine depended somewhat on potential intruders not knowing it existed. Given that my days of running servers is now past, I can now bring this clever device into the light."

TL;DR:
The sharty had or still does have a program that shuts the server off if an intruder were to gain access to the servers and touch "honeypot files".
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Quote rangebans South America and parts of East Asia

Yesterday, Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia due to him not wanting brown people coaling up his website. This decision has not been in effect long enough too see if it was a good one, but only time will tell.
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I also took a fat shit today

Comment
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FERALJAK NEWS

Feraljak microwaved his ramen for 3 minutes, but when he took it out the noodles were still kind of hard, so he's going to put it back in for another minute ‼️😳
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Red Lipped Frogfish

This exists
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Shark found swimming in /soy/

If you swim in /soy/, beware. The joons have spotted this shark swimming in those waters. Don't be the phono who gets eaten.
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I said "what" to guess what...

They replied and said "chicken butt".
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Snopes AI will make sure everyone gets vaccinated

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Zartycuck steals the 14800000th /soy/ GET

That's literally it
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THE BRITISH PROPAGANDA GAME FEATURES IAS MEDIA
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Im imagining it, a future in the united kingdom, a glorious chaos.
You walk outside, muzzies are being beaten down, tied to lamposts and beat, some are hanging and repeatedly beat with sticks.
English rage devours the country, flames rise, the entire police is squabbling, most ignore their duty and watch.
You join in, a beautiful surge of adrenaline scours your veins, for the first time, in a really long time you truly feel safe.
Its time lads.
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Rangeban? Why?

Yesterday south America was rsngebanned banned from /soy/ and /qa/, a lot of genuine 'teens want to come back from the rangeban, I'd say for South America to at least unban Argentina, Chile and Uruguay.
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All EB Games in New Zealand will close

After a multimillion dollar loss in 2024, EB Games is going to shut down the 38 of their locations in New Zealand
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/all-eb-games-outlets-in-new-zealand-will-close-by-the-end-of-the-month-following-multi-million-dollar-losses/
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About half the country can’t call each other because Verizon’s servers are down or something like that
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Brazil, Turkey and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/
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TND must be enacted BEFORE walkable cities, or else we will become evropoors, once we do that and make shit ornamented, we might finally be at peace from the nigger
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I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE

I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE
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Mr. Chiaotzu might watch Dragonball GT!

Our, yes OUR, favorite DBZtuber seriously considers watching GT, given that he greatly dislikes dragonball super he assumes he'll greatly dislike GT since he only likes Z.

He gives a list of his options for watching the show and what type of GT content (if any) he might make while watching the show.
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Shark eats fish

this happened.
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https://youtu.be/nOwO4s7sugY
CHUD’AIT STAYS WINNING
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I took a fat shit today

Comment
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I ate a slice of pie that went bad and I’m paying the price

Pray for me ‘teens and don’t make the same mistake I did, I’m sick in bed and I keep having vivid hallucinations of Rapeson
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soyjak.party's Wikipedia page was deleted

The soyjak.party Wikipedia page was deleted, a few days after it was nominated for deletion. Most votes were to deleted the article, exactly 16 delete to 1 keep. It was agreed to be deleted due to most news articles used in the source only mentioned it briefly because of the 4chan hack. The page now redirects to our section on Wikipedia's imageboards article.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Log/2026_January_4#Soyjak.party
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BREAKING NEWS: Iran bursts into flames, anti-government protests rock the country

Today, the Islamic Republic of Iran has exploded into intense, volatile protests. Across all 31 provinces in nearly 200 cities, citizens are calling for the disposal of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and the regime at large.

In the weeks leading up to the protests, Iran has been gripped its most severe economic crisis in Persia's history, marked by nearly 45% inflation and a 70%+ increase in the price of essential goods such as food. Over the past four days, the Rial (IRR) has practically collapsed, with ﷼1 now only being worth 0.0000010 of the U.S. Dollar. All of this has been further exacerbated by international sanctions following the 2025 12-day war with Israel.

What began as grievences from bazaar merchants and other business owners over the economic turmoil has exploded into a full-blown call to overthrow the republic, with chants of "Death to Khamenei" echoing at demonstrations. Furthermore, there has been a overwhelming resurgeance of support for the old monarchy (Iran's governing body before the 1979 revolution) and the restoration of the exiled Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. In light of this, protestors have been chanting "Long live the Shah" and carry the flag of the Pahlavi Dynasty as their symbol of rebellion (Iran's flag but featuring a golden lion and sun).

Iran's government has responded with brutality, authorizing lethal force to the police and the military. Official statements from government officials refer to protestors as "rioters," "vandals," "saboteurs," or even "terrorists" backed by the U.S. and Israel. Supreme Leader Khamenei has vowed not to back down, and Iran's Attorney General warned participants could be charged as "enemies of God" (a death-penalty offense). United States President Donald Trump has reacted by expressing full support for the protests and threatening the regime with direct military intervention, that he is "locked and loaded" if protestors are executed. As of January 10th, human rights groups such as Amnesty International estimate the current death toll from the protests to be anywhere from 50 to over 100 (including children). Hundreds more are reportedly injured and thousands have likely been arrested.

Recently, Iran's government response has escalated dramatically by ordering a near-total shutdown of the state intranet and telecommunications (estimated connectivity at ~1% of normal levels). This move is likely aimed at aimed at disrupting coordination, hiding abuses, and preventing videos from spreading. However, some Iranians have been able to share evidence of the chaos via Starlink. Abroad in Europe, smaller protests have errupted at Iran's foreign embassies, especially the London embassy in the United Kingdom and The Hague embassy in the Netherlands.

The status of the developing situation still remains unclear due to the Iranian government's attempts to sever all contact to the outside world.


Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg7y0579lp8o
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Quote declares himself to be racist against browns and posts 'lig

>>>/int/228691
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Neutralplier and his son has unfortunately passed away today.

Today, on the 9th of January, 2026, a beloved father, Neutralplier was in his nest with his son and he was introducing himself to someone before they got shit by a man, authorities do not know the perpetrators intentions or identity, but, we will say Rest In Peace.
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TRUMP SAYS MIGA

This does not mean Iran though if you say it does you are a liar it’s a trick. (((Make Israel great again)))

In real news Trump might strike Iran
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So uhhh... I've been thinking a lot about my gender lately, I might start HRT soon

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TRVMP HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MURDER OF A 13-YEAR OLD’S BABY

*DOCTOSSSSSS*
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ONGEZELLIG OFFICIALLY FUCKING WINS
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Quote accidentally flips the "OFF" switch, causing the Sharty to go down for a whole fifteen minutes.

How will the 'teen population recover?
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Many nations are now BLOCKED from posting on /soy/
those include:
South American nations
Turkey
Possibly the middle east
possibly African nations
possibly india gem
mexico coal
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Today I got raped

Got 'aped
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Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy decided to commit TND

The Ukrainian Military will now make peace with RuZZia and headed to Africa to kill all 1.5 billon niggers there
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Russians attach bomb to Nigger

https://x.com/sternenko/status/2009649729928581419?s=46
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Putin personally forced kidnapped Ukrainian children to watch 'o

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Trumpo officially announces himself as president of Venezuela

In a theatrical, bilingual outburst, self-styled leader Donaldo J. Trumpo proclaimed himself president of Venezuela, promising to "make Venezuela El Grande again". His rambling manifesto mixed boasts and insults, pledging more drilling, nonstop fiestas, tacos, mariachi, margaritas, and even himself as DJ.
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The spectacle read as political theater: flashy entertainment masked as policy. As satire, it skewers performative populism and the slipperiness between showmanship and governance.
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>Ola amigos, yo soy seró presidento, el señor Donaldo J. Trumpo. Your ex-presidento señor Maduro is no longer your presidento. He kept talking shit, you know, and fucking around doe, and he ultimately found out doe. Anyway, we're going to make Venezuela Grande again. Mucho grande, el bigger y el better than ever before. We're going to drill baby drill. We're going to have a big beautiful fiesta. All the tacos you want. mucha mariachi, sexy mamasitas, and delicious margaritas. And President Trumpo is going to be el DJ. Okay. Muchas gracias. Muchachos. Let's make el Venezuela grande again. Arriba el Venezuela amigos
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The wikipedia article has been deleted

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Increased pressure for a Warrior-Z skin in a potential upcoming God of War game

Santa Monica studio have recently been under much pressure to add a skin of "warrior-z", the infamous iraqi shitskin, to the upcoming God of War game probably going to be set in ancient egypt. The original creator of the God of War franchise, David Jaffe, said he "would'nt be opposed to it" and added that "warrior-z is a true supporter of the franchise, he's really campaigning for trans shitskin representation in this game". However the current director of the games said that he doesn't like warrior-z and santa monica studio reports receiving death threats and copypasta spam emails daily from multiple accounts. One can only imagine how this situation will unfold.
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Monkeys Still at Large in North St. Louis

the escape of vervet monkeys near O'Fallon Park in North St. Louis prompted warnings to avoid them and call Animal Control, as their unknown origin sparks concern. Nigga don’t touch em
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Legendary ‘super tusker’ elephant Craig dies aged 54

Craig was one of the biggest elephants to ever exist and died from natural causes at 54

https://apnews.com/article/kenya-elephant-craig-died-640cce608949bae6f9c4cf93953370e4
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TRUMP IMITATED A FUCKING TROONJAK

Donald trump was making fun of a transgender weightlifter o algo and made the face of a troonjak.
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Frogniggers banished from /soy/

A new rule on /soy/ has caused all of the big nigger lips spammers to be banished to /qa/. Frogniggers lost!
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Corporation for Public Broadcasting dissolves after 58 years

This week on monday, the CPB's board of directors held a unanimous vote to formally shut down the organization after 58 years of service to public media in the United States.

The CPB was a non-profit steward of federal funding to public broadcasting, distributing money support NPR, PBS, and over 1,500 local public radio and TV stations nationwide. It ensured access to non-commercial programming, educational content (most notably Sesame Street), emergency alerts, and services in rural and underserved areas. The justification behind the CPB's closure was made following executive order in May of 2025 from POTUS Donald Trump, effectively stripping the CPB of federal funding after allegedly pushing "biased media". Additionally in July of 2025, Congress passed a rescissions package eliminating CPB's advance appropriations. By August of 2025, the CPB had already begun laying off most of its employees and shutting down operations.

While NPR and PBS continue to operate, the future of many small television and radio stations around the country remains unclear. Without federal funding, hundreds of local providers may now have to rely on private funding to continue operating. While smaller or rural stations face significant challenges or potential closures, larger ones and national networks are adapting.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation_for_Public_Broadcasting
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Frognigger gets crushed by a pin

https://archive.ph/00olF
today, january 5 2026, a frog got crushed by a rapidly expanding pin
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how will frogniggers recover from this? geg!
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The head of the CIA smirked a lil when the president said "six seven"

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TVMP IS BVMBING VENEZUELA!

The president of burgerland has bombed venezuela or something like that

Source:https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/03/americas/venezuela-explosions-intl-hnk
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US immigration agent fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0jvnl4j1n4o

A US immigration agent has shot dead a 37-year-old woman in the city of Minneapolis, sparking protests overnight.

Federal officials said the woman, Renee Nicole Good, had tried to run over immigration agents with her car but the city mayor said the agent who shot her had acted recklessly.

Videos of the incident show ICE agents approaching a car which is in the middle of the street. As it attempts to drive off, one of them points his gun at the driver and at least two shots are heard. The FBI is investigating.

Hundreds of ICE agents have been deployed to Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota, as part of the White House's crackdown on illegal immigration.

Using an expletive, the city's Democratic Mayor Jacob Frey urged the agents to leave the city, following the fatal shooting.

Videos posted to social media by onlookers appear to show the moment of the shooting, which occurred around 10:25 local time on Wednesday morning.

From various vantage points, a maroon SUV can be seen blocking a residential street in Minneapolis.

A crowd of people, who appear to be protesting, are lining the pavement.

Law enforcement vehicles appear nearby. ICE agents pull up to the vehicle parked in the street, emerge from the truck and tell the woman behind the wheel to get out of the SUV. One of the agents tugs at the driver's side door handle.

Another agent is positioned near the front of the vehicle.

It's not clear exactly how close the agent is standing or whether he was struck by the vehicle based on the videos reviewed immediately by the BBC.

That agent opens fire as the maroon SUV attempts to drive off.

The vehicle can be seen losing control and crashing into a car parked nearby along the street.
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Foid shot by the ICE

A 37-year-old woman, identified as Renee Nicole Good, was fatally shot by a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent during a federal immigration enforcement operation in south Minneapolis on Wednesday, January 7, 2026.
The incident occurred at the intersection of 34th Street South and Portland Avenue just before 10 a.m., when the woman, who was inside her vehicle, was shot after reportedly attempting to drive away from agents.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) stated the agent acted in self-defense, claiming Good had weaponized her vehicle in an attempt to run over federal officers, while local officials and witnesses disputed this account, describing her as a legal observer and a U.S. citizen with no criminal record.

The victim, Renee Nicole Good, was a 37-year-old American citizen and a resident of the Twin Cities area, according to her mother and Minnesota Senator Tina Smith.
Multiple videos captured the incident, showing ICE agents approaching her vehicle, attempting to open the driver’s door, and the vehicle reversing and turning before shots were fired.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey and Governor Tim Walz condemned the shooting, with Walz issuing a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard and demanding a fair investigation.
The FBI and the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension are jointly investigating the shooting, with DHS Secretary Kristi Noem defending the agent’s actions as justified, calling the incident an act of “domestic terrorism”.
Protests and a makeshift memorial have emerged at the scene, with community members demanding ICE leave Minnesota and calling the shooting an act of violence against their community.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/minnesota-ice-shooting-live-updates-rcna252852
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Century Old Fossils Identified as a New Species of Duck-Billed Dinosaur

Scientists reanalyzed dinosaur fossils discovered nearly 100 years ago and determined they belong to a previously unknown species of duck-billed dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous period.

https://www.livescience.com/animals/dinosaurs/giant-cow-of-the-cretaceous-discovered-almost-100-years-ago-identified-as-new-duck-billed-dinosaur
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Soydueling is an official sport now.

uhhhh my source? uhmmm just check their website alright
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VENEZUELA BOMBED:FNF PEDO AMONG DEAD

The capitol city of Venezuela, Caracas has been bombed today, among the dead was found the body of the infamous ESL FNF pedo. Though the body was charred beyond recognition he was identified by dental records.
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On January 3 Equatorial Guinea changed its capital from the previous Malabo to Ciudad de la Paz
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people born in 2010 can now use the soysphere

imagine meeting a nusoi who was born in 2010
no fucking way 2010 was 16 YEARS AGO
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U.S. strikes Venezuela and captures Maduro; Trump says "we're going to run the country" for now

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/venezuela-us-military-strikes-maduro-trump/
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BREAKING NEWS: Experts say the year is now 2026

Source: Because the experts and the science says so, okay?!
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SATOKO HOUIJO: DEAD?

A RECENT NEWS ARTICLES STATES THAT SATOKO, FORMER ISIS MEMBER AND PRESIDENT OF MEXICO HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD.

WILL THERE BE FREEDOM FOR MEXIBRAPS?
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> hating the sharty as a soyteen
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Israel becomes first country to ban Doctors Without Borders, 40 other humanitarian organizations

As of January 1st of 2026, Israel revoked the operating licenses of nearly 40 international humanitarian aid organizations in Gaza and West Bank, including Doctors Without Borders (also known as MSF, one of the largest) for allegedly failing to comply with new registration requirements. The new rules for registration require NGOs to disclose detailed information about its staff members (specifically Palestinian employees), funding sources, and operations.

Israel's Ministry of Diaspora Affairs and COGAT made a follow-up statement saying the measures ensure transparency and security, and that MSF was singled out for allegedly failing to address claims that some staff had ties to Hamas or Islamic Jihad. Officials also claim that compliant groups (over 20) continue operations, and the banned ones represent only about 15% of NGOs in Gaza, contributing minimally to recent aid volumes.

MSF has responded by denying knowledge of having employed anyone with ties to Hamas, and that they have complied with most of the new regulations. Additionally, MSF is a major voice of concern over the IDF's attacks on aid workers. Other banned aid groups such as CARE and the International Rescue Committee have also spoken out against the new regulations, claiming that publicly disclosing details about staff members has protection risks. MSF has warned Israel that the ban will greatly impact healthcare in Gaza, as its staff are responsible for ~20% of hospital beds and a 3rd of childbirths. MSF says its absence will leave over half a million Palestinians without aid.

This decision has led to overwhelming condemnation from the United Nations and the United Nations Security Council, deeming it 'outrageous and unlawful'. The UN Security Council has urged Israel to reverse their mandate to avoid exacerbating the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.

This follows previous restrictions placed by Israel on the UNRWA (The United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East), limiting its operating locations, blocking supplies, and stripping its diplomatic immunities.


Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/1/israel-faces-widespread-condemnation-as-ngo-ban-comes-into-effect
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IT'S HAPPENING VENEZUELA

IT'S FUCKLING HJAPPENING, GO ALL IN
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Los estadounidenses nos están bombardeando o algo así.
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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We finally have our own Wikipedia article

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party
After a long time we finally got a proper Wikipedia article, it's pretty short doe, only including our origins, the (((ADL))) blaming us for (((2025 Antioch High School shooting))) (even doe we didn't have anything to do with that) and the 4cuck hacking earlier this year.
>News spacing
The article seems to have been in draft since November, unable to be uploaded due to some obsessed real life slopjak sending the article to be reviewed.
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Clavicular talks to Spics Fuentes

Snca clittyleaker Clavicular talks to Spics Fuentes about going on steroids, getting double jaw surgery, leg extensions and Leaks-Maxxing to ascend as much as possible as a Whitey cracka man.
"It's all about going further beyond. It's in our DNA to push the limits & obtain Gigachad."
Even doe Clav is currently infertile at only 19 years old
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Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday Releases On 8th Anniversary of Original Soyjak

OH MY FAUCI THE MOST RECENT AVENGERS TRAILER RELEASED ON 8TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SOYJAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1clWprLC5Ak
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markiplier jak' spotted on new vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLgtZ23gyeI&t=994s
real soyjack multiplier pimento or somethin'
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Vince Zampella, co-creator of Infinity Ward and Call of Duty franchise, has died.

This Tuesday afternoon, it was announced that Vincent Walter Zampella II has tragically been killed in an automobile accident on SoCal's Angeles Crest Highway just north of Los Angeles. According to police investigators, his Ferrari sports car veered off the road into a concrete barrier and caught fire, instantly killing Zampella and one passenger.

Zampella was best known for being the co-founder and head of the video game studio Infinity Ward, which would go on to be the founder and major producer of Call of Duty, the 3rd best-selling video game franchise in the world. In 2010, Zampella co-founded and became head of Respawn Entertainment, the studio behind the Titanfall series, Star Wars Jedi, and Apex Legends. In 2013, he became the CEO of Electronic Arts' Ripple Effect Studios, producer of the Battlefield, Command & Conquer, and Medal of Honor franchises.

He was 55 years old.


Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Zampella
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/a/ 122222 GET was the last GET of 2025

Last GET of 2025 was taken by a Haruhi suzumiya a24 jak on /a/
>Haruhi will always be a gem
(HWABAG)
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CIA carried out drone strike on port facility on Venezuelan coast

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/29/politics/cia-drone-strike-venezuela
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Outgoing NYC Mayor Eric Adams Will Fight Antisemitism with Cryptocurrency

Much-maligned NYC mayor Eric Adams, set to leave office on January 1, has declared his intention to fight antisemitism with cryptocurrency and blockchain technologies. Many experienced antisemites are 'deeply concerned' and 'fearing for their futures', according to one trustworthy source.

More here: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/eric-adams-crypto-former-nyc-101805487.html
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SATOKO_HOUJOU_FAN ANNOUNCED DEAD AT 41

Mexican Juan Pedro Franco, known for being the world's most obese man, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.

https://www.the-sun.com/health/15710028/juan-pedro-franco-dies-kidney-infection/

MAY HE BRAP IN PEACE
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KICK streamer kills nigger LIVE

Kick streamer and looksmaxxer Clavicular runs over a nigger that had been previously stalking him and harrasing him, the nigger has been hospitalized and its unsure if he will live or not.

https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2004036710410395840
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Creator of Wobson dead at 72

The beloved cartoonist Wobbert Sonter, well known for single-handedly animating 90% of Disney's classic films, has passed away in his home at 72 this morning.
Despite being uncredited in every film, he garnered fame for hiding his cartoon persona, Wobson, somewhere in every film as an easter egg.
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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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Nigel Farage Does Six Seven Trend

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage was sighted engaging in the viral six seven trend at a childrens' school. Experts believe this is a response to Keir Starmer participating in the same trend last month.

https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2003592943207350576
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Brigitte Bardot, French screen legend, dies aged 91

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/28/brigitte-bardot-french-screen-legend-and-animal-rights-activist-dies

Emmanuel Macron leads tributes to actor who became an international sex symbol and later embraced animal rights and far-right politics
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Increasing Trans Acceptance Among Youth

Trans acceptance among young people was in overall decline under the Biden administration, however a new poll shows a shocking rebound; young people are becoming more accepting of trans folx under the Trump administration. Popular transgender Fansly creator "Lilith Lovett" posits that this may be due to economic decline under the Trump administration and/or the Epstein files situation; however, experts are unsure.

https://xcancel.com/LilithLovett/status/2004665506775925129
https://today.yougov.com/_pubapis/v5/us/trackers/is-a-transgender-woman-a-woman/download/
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FILIPINO EDUCATION MINISTER OF BANGSAMORO REJECTS SPLIT

Bangsamoro Education Minister and Member of Parliament Mohagher Iqbal has vehemently condemned a new legislative proposal to dismantle the unified structure of the region's Ministry of Basic, Higher and Technical Education (MBHTE), arguing that it directly contravenes the Bangsamoro Organic Law (BOL).

https://www.luwaran.com/news/article/3178/iqbal-decries-proposal-to-split-education-ministry

During a recent session of the Bangsamoro Transition Authority (BTA) Parliament, Iqbal voiced strong opposition to Parliament Bill No. 47, authored by MP Baintan Ampatuan, which seeks to split the MBHTE into four separate and independent agencies.

Iqbal warned that such a reorganization would reverse years of progress in establishing a cohesive educational system. He stated that the MBHTE was intentionally designed as a single, integrated entity under the BOL to ensure a seamless transition between basic, higher, technical, and Madaris (Islamic) education. He argued that there is no clear legal, constitutional, or administrative basis for the proposal, and cautioned that splitting the ministry would result in administrative inefficiencies, funding gaps, and the potential marginalization of Madaris education.

Emphasizing that the current unified system represents a hard-won achievement of the Bangsamoro struggle, Iqbal reminded Parliament that past fragmented systems had failed to deliver culturally rooted education, often neglecting Moro identity and history. He declared that dismantling the ministry would betray the "blood and sacrifices" of those who fought for regional autonomy, asserting, "We will not allow the destruction of a system fought for and built by the blood and sacrifice of our history."

The debate surrounding Bill No. 47 underscores growing tensions within the BTA regarding administrative restructuring and the preservation of the original mandates outlined in the BOL. The outcome of this legislative battle is poised to shape the future trajectory of education in the region, influencing how the Bangsamoro identity is preserved in the classroom, and how the MBHTE can effectively fulfill its central role in upholding Moral Governance, the guiding principle of the BARMM.Bangsamoro Education Minister and Member of Parliament Mohagher Iqbal has vehemently condemned a new legislative proposal to dismantle the unified structure of the region's Ministry of Basic, Higher and Technical Education (MBHTE), arguing that it directly contravenes the Bangsamoro Organic Law (BOL).
During a recent session of the Bangsamoro Transition Authority (BTA) Parliament, Iqbal voiced strong opposition to Parliament Bill No. 47, authored by MP Baintan Ampatuan, which seeks to split the MBHTE into four separate and independent agencies.

Iqbal warned that such a reorganization would reverse years of progress in establishing a cohesive educational system. He stated that the MBHTE was intentionally designed as a single, integrated entity under the BOL to ensure a seamless transition between basic, higher, technical, and Madaris (Islamic) education. He argued that there is no clear legal, constitutional, or administrative basis for the proposal, and cautioned that splitting the ministry would result in administrative inefficiencies, funding gaps, and the potential marginalization of Madaris education.

Emphasizing that the current unified system represents a hard-won achievement of the Bangsamoro struggle, Iqbal reminded Parliament that past fragmented systems had failed to deliver culturally rooted education, often neglecting Moro identity and history. He declared that dismantling the ministry would betray the "blood and sacrifices" of those who fought for regional autonomy, asserting, "We will not allow the destruction of a system fought for and built by the blood and sacrifice of our history."

The debate surrounding Bill No. 47 underscores growing tensions within the BTA regarding administrative restructuring and the preservation of the original mandates outlined in the BOL. The outcome of this legislative battle is poised to shape the future trajectory of education in the region, influencing how the Bangsamoro identity is preserved in the classroom, and how the MBHTE can effectively fulfill its central role in upholding Moral Governance, the guiding principle of the BARMM.
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Donald J. Trump Becomes First Non-Israeli to Receive the Israel Prize

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that President Trump of the United States will be the first non-Israeli to receive the Israel Prize, the highest honour of the Israeli state.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-to-receive-israel-prize-in-break-from-tradition-netanyahu-says/ar-AA1TeXiA
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Vlodson steals 4cuck /lgbt/ 42 Million GET

After a long day of coordinated spamming by multiple factions, each hoping to steal 4cuck's /LGBT/ 42 million GET, a rogue vlodposter finally managed to seize it with the following saying:

It came to pass in the latter days,
in the darkest hour of the age,
that hope was fallen low, and the hearts of men failed them.
For they had lost their glory,
and women their beauty.
<reddit space
Yet out of the deep darkness there appeared a countenance—
with no glasses upon his eyes, nor stubble upon his face;
and yet was he known surely to be IAS.
And the face thereof was as the face of God.
<reddit space
And He spoke
“Let there be Vlodson.”
And it was beautiful.

Reactions have been split. Some nusois proclaim Vlodson the new Cobson, while others insist that “NAS coal” stole the GET. One thing, however, is certain…

It’s just getting vloddy.
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The Department of Homeland Security X account posts jaks once again

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2002433055152353557?s=20
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President Donald Trump defends coal, FPE posters rejoice

Asked by an 8-year-old girl in Kansas what she’d like Santa to bring, the answer came back, “Uh, not coal.”

“You mean clean, beautiful coal?” Trump replied, evoking a favored campaign slogan he’s long used when promising to revive domestic coal production.

“I had to do that, I’m sorry,” the president added, laughing and even causing the first lady, who was on a separate call, to turn toward him and grin.

“Coal is clean and beautiful. Please remember that, at all costs,” Trump said. “But you don’t want clean, beautiful coal, right?”

“No,” the caller responded, saying she’d prefer a Barbie doll, clothes and candy.
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United States Senator introduces bill to legalize piracy on the high seas

Last week on Thursday, US Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah) introduced a bill to Congress called The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act. If passed, the law would allow President Trump to issue letters of marque to private companies or individuals to "outfit private warships for the purposes of sinking or capturing vessels belonging to enemy nations," and allow American citizens to "employ all reasonable means necessary" to seize cartel property at land or sea. This power, granting a legal form of piracy known as privateering, has not used by the US gov't since the War of 1812 over 200 years ago during the Age of Sail. While The Paris Declaration respecting Maritime Law of 1856 formally banned privateering, the US did not sign on to the treaty.

Senator Lee says the bill, despite its antiquity, will strongarm recent efforts against Venezuelan drug cartels in the Caribbean.

"The Constitution provides for letters of marque and reprisal as a tool against the enemies of the United States," Lee said Thursday. "Cartels have replaced corsairs in the modern era, but we can still give private American citizens and their businesses a stake in the fight against these murderous foreign criminals. The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act will revive this historic practice to defend our shores and seize cartel assets."

However, it is likely the bill may still face opposition as the Trump administration faces scrutiny over their 'brutal' methods of combating drug cartels, including an attack on Sept. 2 in which a Navy Commander overseeing the operation ordered a second missile strike to kill two survivors who were clinging to an overturned vessel.

Source: https://www.lee.senate.gov/services/files/6008F035-A52D-4D6C-99E9-CEEE62B6C39D
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DJ Chuddy ASSASINATED!

BREAKING NEWS: Well-known "DJ Chuddy" was gruesomely assassinated at one of his concerts. The shooter's identity or motive was unkown.
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TRUMP KILLS JIMBO

The United States launched a number of strikes against the Islamic State in northwestern Nigeria, President Trump announced on Thursday, the latest American military campaign against a nonstate adversary — in this case, Islamic jihadis who the president asserts have been slaughtering Christians.

Mr. Trump said in a post on Truth Social that “the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries!”

Jimbo was in Nigeria for the annual winter child raping fest before xe was ACKed by Donald Q

rest in piss
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YOU CAN UNREDACT THE EPSTIEN FILES

Early this morning, a Bluesky user discovered that you can unredact certain parts of the diddy files by copy pasting them into a separate document.
This has led to numerous discoveries including TRVMP PARTICIPATING IN THE MURDER OF A NUCACA.
THE ONION WAS RIGHT GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

https://bsky.app/profile/kurrikage.me/post/3manb4ust5k2n
Archives
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/1HFqpFLOJgYLiAgjTe7aqRGiZRRSNCRtf
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf
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ian flynn cant find his mom

context: (((troonsky))) user Ian Flynn blocks a guy for asking him if he found his mom
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Donald Trump is coming after the BBC

Ed Davey, member of the United Kingdom Parliment, sends out a tweet saying that "Trump is coming after our BBC".
Source: https://xcancel.com/EdwardJDavey/status/2000989437975462332
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Two rats engaged in a dramatic 3-minute battle over half a bagel at a New York City subway station.

https://x.com/FoxNews/status/2002025097687670923
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Preschool YouTuber named Antisemite of the Year

This month the Israeli-American grassroots activist group StopAntisemitism has nominated Ms. Rachel as 2025 Antisemite of the Year. Rachael Ann Accurso, otherwise known as Ms. Rachel, is an American YouTuber that creates educational content for infants, toddlers, and preschoolers. Her channel has 16.5 million subscribers with over 12 billion views. She has received multiple awards and nominations for her content, including two Emmys and Glamour magazine's Woman of the Year.

The accusation comes from Ms. Rachel sharing content from Palestinian journalists on her social media profiles, allegedly having ties with and receiving funding from Hamas, calling for cease fire in Gaza, and allegedly "amplifying misinformation from Hamas" to a young audience. This is primarily derived from Ms. Rachel hosting Motaz Azaiza, a Palestinian photojournalist whos mission is to expose Israeli terrorism and genocide in Gaza. According to StopAntisemitism, Azaiza is a "terrorist sympathizer who celebrated the 10/7 massacre & openly idolizes Yahya Sinwar."

Since May, Ms. Rachel has often posted on her Instagram account about the suffering of children in Gaza from the war alongside expressing grief for Israeli families that have had their children taken hostage by Hamas. Additionally, Ms. Rachel has closed comments on her social media profiles after receiving harassment and death threats from zionists online for organizing over $50,000 in fundraising via Cameo to support Save The Children's emergency fund for Gaza and other war-torn parts of the world. In interviews with Medhi Hasan and Democracy Now!, she has stated "It’s sad that people try to make it controversial when you speak out for children that are facing immeasurable suffering… it is difficult to receive criticism, but… that pain will never compare to the pain of not speaking out during a genocide". Ms. Rachel has also stated that she will never collaborate with anyone who has not spoken out against violence in Gaza.

The New York Times has also published an unevidenced claim from StopAntisemitism that Ms. Rachel receives channel funding from Hamas, which Ms. Rachel responded by calling the accusation "…not only absurd, it’s patently false… caring about children in Gaza is a direct continuation of the work I’ve been doing most of my life. We don’t care about only some of our students because of where those students were born, we care about every one of them." In light of this, Ms. Rachel announced she was "unsubscribing from The New York Times because of its biased and dehumanizing coverage of Palestinians and Palestine, and its failure to uphold journalistic integrity."

Other finalists for Antisemite of the Year include former Fox News host and independent podcaster Tucker Carlson, UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell, and 19-year-old TikTok influencer Guy Christensen.


Sources:
https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/toddler-star-ms-rachel-named-finalist-for-antisemite-of-the-year-amid-gaza-advocacy-stopantisemitism-tucker-carlson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Rachel
https://x.com/StopAntisemites/status/1995585718408638640
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DOJ IS REDACTING POLITICIANS FROM THE FILES (WITH PROOF)

THE DOJ HAS ACCIDENTALLY RELEASED THE SAME DOCUMENT TWICE, ONE REDACTED (1296-17) AND THE OTHER (MOSTLY) UNREDACTED (1332-16) WHERE THE ONLY DIFFERENCES ARE THAT THE POLITICIANS NAMES, INCLUDING POTUS DONALD J TRUMP ARE UN-REDACTED
https://www.justice.gov/multimedia/Court%20Records/Giuffre%20v.%20Maxwell,%20No.%20115-cv-07433%20(S.D.N.Y.%202015)/1296-17.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/multimedia/Court%20Records/Giuffre%20v.%20Maxwell,%20No.%20115-cv-07433%20(S.D.N.Y.%202015)/1332-16.pdf
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Bill clinton asks for the release of the Epstein files, Trump defends him right after

A spokesperson for Bill Clinton on Monday called on the Department of Justice to release any documents related to the former president in its ongoing release of files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

The rare statement from Clinton spokesperson Angel Ureña comes as the Trump administration has attempted to make him the GOP's new boogeyman in a monthslong saga related to the files that has plagued the White House, sparking sharp rebukes from allies and MAGA firebrands.

"What the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing clear: someone or something is being protected," Ureña said in the statement. "We do not know whom, what or why. But we do know this: We need no such protection."

I have nothing else to say,just watch the video.

Source:https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/22/bill-clinton-epstein-files-release-00702986
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The 'cuck has been banned from the UK for not paying a fine

The controversial online forum 4chan risks being blocked in the UK after refusing to pay a fine from Ofcom for breaking rules set by the Online Safety Act.

The website, which hosts adult content, was handed a £20,000 for failing to share information about the risk of illegal content on its platform.

Media watchdog Ofcom said action would be taken against companies that "flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act".

Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.

4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.

It is also the founding place of the online hacking collective Anonymous, and the birthplace of some of the internet’s most popular memes, such as Pepe the Frog and Rickrolling.

Websites that fail to comply with the Online Safety Act face financial penalties of up to £18 million, or 10 per cent of worldwide turnover. If these are ignored, courts could require internet service providers to block access to the site.

“Today sends a clear message that any service which flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act can expect to face robust enforcement action,” said Suzanne Cater, Director of Enforcement at Ofcom.

“We're also seeing some services take steps to introduce improved safety measures as a direct result of our enforcement action. Services who choose to restrict access rather than protect UK users remain on our watchlist as we continue to monitor their availability to UK users.”

The rules came into force in July, aimed at protecting children from harmful content. They require sites hosting adult material to perform robust age verification checks, such as requesting government-approved photo ID, checking credit card information, or using facial age estimation technology.

4chan has 60 days to provide the information requested by Ofcom, with an additional fine of £100 added for each day that it is ignored.

The site has filed its own lawsuit against Ofcom, accusing the regulator of overreaching its legal authority by applying UK laws to companies based in other jurisdictions.

“That Americans don’t obey British censors is a matter of settled US law,” Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, which represents 4chan, told The Telegraph.

“Maybe instead of sending my clients stupid letters, they should think about answering the lawsuit we filed against them in DC federal court.”

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall said in a statement: "Services can no longer ignore illegal content, like encouraging self-harm or suicide, circulating online which can devastate young lives and leave families shattered.

"This fine is a clear warning to those who fail to remove illegal content or protect children from harmful material.”
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Leading Paneuropean Günther Fehlinger-Jahn Endorses Nick Fuentes and Richard Spencer

The influential economist, investment banker and paneuropean advocate Günther Fehlinger-Jahn endorsed a broad coalition with white nationalists Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes against Russian, Chinese and Indian influence. This comes as a surprise to many as Mr. Fehlinger-Jahn is known to be progressive on social issues. Experts are unsure what effect this will have on the overall political landscape.

https://xcancel.com/GunterFehlinger/status/2003924751698612457
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Zootopia 2 sparks popularity of venomous snake pets in China

This month, e-commerce platforms in China have seen a dramatic surge in the purchase of blue pit vipers following the local release of Disney's Zootopia 2.

The film, which was released in the Year of the Snake according to the Chinese zodiac, has come China's highest-grossing foreign animated film of all time at an astounding 3.55 billion yuan (or 503 million USD). This record was previously held by the first Zootopia film.

Zootopia 2, which features a new reptile character named Gary De'Snake (portrayed by Vietnamese-American actor Ke Huy Quan), has supposedly ingnited a new consumer trend among young Chinese people in the purchase of a pet that resembles Gary, particularly the highly venomous blue pit viper. On large Chinese e-commerce platforms such as Xiaohongshu and Xianyu, blue pit vipers have either sold out or been forcibly removed from sale.

Experienced reptile owners and media outlets alike have warned that while the fictional character may be charming and friendly, the real animal is quite the opposite. One newspaper even added “If a venomous snake escapes or attacks, it endangers not only the owner and their family but can also escalate into a public safety incident,”


Source: https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/15/china/china-zootopia-2-snake-intl-hnk
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It is Christmas Eve, 1 day left until Christmas

How will (You) be celebrating Christmas this year?
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today is dr fauci's birthday

may we wish him a very happy birthday and a merry sciencemas to all
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porn stickied again

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Chinese Arknights Fan Missing in Ukraine

A Chinese national who joined the Russian army has been missing since November 9, with his last known location being near Pokrovsk. The Chinx was popular in certain Chinx social media circles that followed the Russo-Ukrainian war. Xe was a fan of military-themed "gacha" games, particularly Arknights, and carried gacha-themed decorative items with his military gear.

https://x.com/partizan_oleg/status/2001824345048650233
https://x.com/partizan_oleg/status/2002000904992837864
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Epstein files released

https://www.justice.gov/epstein
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Christmas, just a week away

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, in a week!
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/soy/ turned into a dnb

/soy/ has turned to a dead nigger of a board
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WE ARE NOW JUST 2 DAYS AWAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NOW TWO DAYS AWAY FROM FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND THE 2025TH ANNIVERSARY OF JESUS CHRIST.
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British government backs the BBC as Trump sues it for billions

https://www.politico.eu/article/british-government-backs-the-bbc-as-trump-sues-it-for-billions/
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Kill Kikes Now

Kill the Jews. Hitler was Right.
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New era of sharty moderation upon us?

New joondroyds are exploding with populartiy all over the bald men with glasses imageboard, quote plans on replacing unemployed yellow dogs with dog-like robots that punish nusois for misbehaving and can even 'ox and track the offender down in real life.
Many 'teens are worried that the jandroyds could pose a threat to the sharty through many diffrent ways, some believe that the jandroyds could have faulty coding, and as a result turn into a real-life war machine , while others believe that its a CIA spy-drone pysop simmilar to the spy drone piegons
(((A strange, glowing man with a large nose))) however, states that there is nothing to worry about.
Here is a video of the jandroyd in action
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ARTICLE WRITTEN ON THE EARTHPOL RAID

+= IN THE HEROIC WAR TO AVENGE SOYRUSALEM ON THE INDIAN MINECRAFT SERVER PLAY.EARTHPOL.COM, A HEROIC 'TEEN BRAVELY SPOKE TO A 'CORDER TO REPORT ON NATION+=

The raid has been going on successfully, with 3 wars being survived and many on the server embracing us as the true chosen ones.
OG Thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14491137.html
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Homeland security soyposted:

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2002433055152353557
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OFF TOPIC THREAD POSTED IN /QA/

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George Floyd Biopic ‘Daddy Changed the World’ in the Works With His Daughter Executive Producing

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/george-floyd-biopic-movie-daddy-changed-the-world-1236013183/

A family-authorized George Floyd biopic titled “Daddy Changed the World” is in the works from Radar Pictures, 8 Queens Film & Media Productions and Night Fox Entertainment. Floyd’s daughter, Gianna Floyd, and her mother, Roxie Washington, are involved in the making of the film, serving as executive producers.

Gregory R. Anderson (“Stomp the Yard”) will write the screenplay for the movie, which will capture the life of the man whose murder in 2020 sparked a global racial reckoning and fueled the movement against police brutality. The film is still in search for a director. Ted Field serves as producer for Radar Pictures, alongside Dr. Kaeita Rankin for 8 Queens and Timothy Christian for Night Fox.
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AMERICA IS GOING TO WAR WITH VINZUELA!

IT'S HAPENING!

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2001380733001339368
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Hepburn Romanisation Gains Official Status in Japan

The Japanese government announced on the 16th of December that the currently recognised system of Japanese romanisation, Kunrei-shiki, will be replaced with the more widely used Hepburn system which more accurately reflects the actual pronounciation of the Japanese language. This comes after an expert panel of the Cultural Affairs Agency recommended the switch in January last year.
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ONLY IN OHIO

Israelis have been found colonizing, looting and settling Ohio, snopes confirms the talmud promised Ohio to zionists over 9000 years ago.
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Can @viktormarusic2483 make BBC sounds?

Currently, a divisive issue has been gripping the nation of Britain. The other day, YouTube user @LouisPicard2007 challenged fellow user @viktormarusic2483 to a great challenge. The challenge was to make the sounds of a BBC. This is shocking to many people, as none have ever dared to. We have reached out to @viktormarusic2483 for comments, but he has not responded as of writing.
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UK debated OSA: They tripled down on it

Just over 550,000 people in the UK signed a petition calling for the repeal of the Online Safety Act, prompting a debate on Monday in a mostly-empty Westminster Hall. The Electronic Frontier Foundation, Big Brother Watch and Index on Censorship have echoed the call.

They ignored the petition and doubled down.

Given that nearly 3 million people signed a petition calling for the UK government to abandon its plans for a mandatory national digital ID, and that seems unlikely, the less ambitious framing may stand a greater chance of yielding change.

There's gonna be global Digital ID

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202512/uk-mps-debate-evolution-of-online-safety-act-reject-repeal-petition
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T-27 days for r/markiplier national focus

r/markiplier national focus complete in 27 days
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George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' to get a family-friendly animated film adaptation

Yesterday, Angel Studios released the trailer for their latest animated family flick Animal Farm, directed by Andy Serkis and based on the 1945 George Orwell novella of the same name.

Angel, a studio that usually specializes in Christian films, immediately received immense backlash from film critics and literature purists for it's dramatic tonal shift from the satirical allegory about totalitarianism and the Russian Revolution to a more lighthearted, family-friendly animated comedy with fart jokes and rap battle sequences. As of December 13th, the trailer on YouTube has 2K likes and 21k dislikes.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKM
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r/markiplier national focus CANCELLED

Quote has cancelled the r/markiplier national focus for unknown reasons.
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Trump sues BBC

https://apnews.com/article/trump-bbc-lawsuit-defamation-a9fd196c4f242decd8f28e8d0ce74442#

Trump sues BBC for $10 billion, accusing it of defamation over editing of president’s Jan. 6 speech
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we found the original wojak image

So the original traced image of the wojak(the main inspiration of the soyjak) has been found and has been discovered to be a Norwegian man named "Håkon L. Johansen

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMatpatEffect/comments/1poo5kn/wojaks_face_is_actually_a_photo_of_a_norwegian/
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'Plier releases final trailer for his upcoming 'Iron Lung' movie

'Plier has released a trailer for his upcoming movie 'Iron Lung', which is based off of a 2022 game with the same name. The movie is set to release in theaters on 30 January, 2026.
Will (you) watch it?
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MARGE SIMPSON DEAD

Beatrice Picard—the beloved voice behind Quebec's local version of Marge Simpson—died at age 96, her family announced.

"It is with great sadness that we announce the death of our mother, Beatrice, which occurred this morning, December 9th, at the age of 96,” her family wrote via Facebook on December 9.

Picard passed peacefully in her sleep, her family explained.

The voice actress had a storied career that spanned more than seven decades.

Born Marie Therese Beatrice Picard on July 3, 1929, she rose to fame as Angelina Desmarais in Le survenant—one of Quebec’s earliest tele-romans.

She spent more than 33 years bringing the beloved personality of Marge Simpson to French speakers in Canada. She walked away from the role after 33 seasons in January 2023.

Fans flooded social media with tributes to the late star.

"We often get the impression that some people are eternal, so much a part of our daily lives, and we wonder how they would cope if they were us. We came to know humanity through the characters she chose to portray. Thank you to her children for sharing their mother with those who didn't have one. Now that the curtain has fallen, she will not be forgotten," one fan wrote.

"I remember her crowning as Miss Television; back then, they used to crown the Queen in a magnificent TV show," another reminisced.

"We have just lost a (truly) great lady of our Francophone culture. One of the last sacred monsters of the theatre," a third commented.
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Muslims Shoot some jews in Australia

first day of hanukkah celebrations down under or something

Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-14/active-shooter-bondi-beach-sydney-nsw/106141580
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IT'S HAPENING! AMERICA IS GOING TO WAR WITH VINZUELA!

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2001380733001339368
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Today is Terry A. Davis's birthday

Terrence Andrew Davis born December 15th 1969, deceased August 18 2018, he would be 55 if he was still alive, programmer of God and the saint of technology he is now running over CIA agents in heaven.

R.I.P Terry and happy birthday
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28 days

r/markiplier
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Director Rob Reiner and wife Michele stabbed to death, son arrested for murder

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/2-found-dead-los-angeles-home-owned-director/story

Director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer, were found killed in their Los Angeles home on Sunday, and the couple's son, Nick Reiner, has been arrested for murder, according to police.

Nick Reiner, 32, was taken into custody on Sunday night and is being held on $4 million bail, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, hours after the couple was found stabbed to death in their Brentwood home, according to law enforcement sources.

"Our hearts go out to the family and friends of the Reiners," LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell said Monday.

Rob Reiner a famed director, producer and actor is known for massive Hollywood hits, including "The Princess Bride," "When Harry Met Sally…," "Stand By Me," "This is Spinal Tap," "A Few Good Men" and many more.

"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said.
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man helps kabutar reach the moon

what a kind soul
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Spaceking new episode just came out

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BABY SEVERED HEAD FOUND IN A ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PLACE IN TOKYO

>TOKYO: A baby’s head was found inside a refrigerator at an adult entertainment establishment in Tokyo’s Kinshicho on Saturday (Dec 6), police said.

>According to the Metropolitan Police Department, a staff member at the establishment contacted the police on the same day, saying that he found something like a child’s head while cleaning the refrigerator.


…japanbros WHAT THE FUCK??????

https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASTD6563FTD6UTIL00ZM.html

https://www.thestar.com.my/aseanplus/aseanplus-news/2025/12/07/babys-head-found-in-refrigerator-at-adult-entertainment-establishment-in-tokyos-kinshicho
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Literal Nazi Wins Chile's Presidential Election

Ultra-far-right neo-nazi candidate Jose Antonio Kast, whose father was a Nazi party member who fled to Chile after World War II, has been elected Chile's next president, defeating commiepedotroon Jeannette Jara with a margin of around 17-18 points, winning in every single region of the country.
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Will commies be thrown from helicopters again?
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Barrister Steven Barrett passionately condemns the BBC over its recent controversy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h6TrlAxJBAA
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29 days until mark

r/markiplier national focus. 29 days. Soyjak shitty. BE THERE
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Soyak steals the 14444444 GET on /soy/

An hyperborean aryan BEAST obtained the 14444444 with a classic smug Soyjak post.
<Journalist space
As usual, nu/qa/trannies attempted to ruin the site further by stealing the get (and to be fair got pretty close, with a zartycuck getting the 14444443 failget), all of them failed miserably of course GEG.
<News space
To celebrate the gemmy get, /soy/ did a victory lap around /qa/ by successfully gemming up their 'log with various 'jaks.
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'teen drove troon classmate to suicide

Geg, here's the original thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14431553.html#14437098
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man points out the biggest current problem in the world

is he correct?
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30 days left of r/markiplier national focus

r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 30 days.
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Wisconsin man falsely identified as Brown University shooter

https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/brown-university-shooting-12-13-25

Benjamin Erickson is not the shooter

The shooter still hasn’t been caught
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A CARTOON MENTIONED US
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died 234 years ago today

RIP
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The Christmas Season has begun

What will (You) be asking for this Christmas, 'teens?
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Wisconsin man identified as person of interest in connection with deadly Brown University shooting

https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/brown-university-shooting-12-13-25

What we know so far

• The person of interest detained in connection with yesterday’s deadly shooting at Brown University has been identified as 24-year-old Benjamin Erickson of Wisconsin, multiple law enforcement sources tell CNN.

• Sources said earlier that the person of interest was found with a revolver and a small Glock handgun in his room at a hotel in Coventry, Rhode Island. A CNN crew was at the hotel when law enforcement swarmed the location early this morning.

• The shooting left two students dead and nine others injured at the Ivy League school in Providence. A vigil and community event are being held at a local park this evening, where the city’s mayor said residents can come together and “shine a little bit of light.” Classes and exams have been canceled at Brown as the campus reels from the shooting.
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31 days until mark comes

31 days until r/markiplier natiobal focus is complete
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colorjaks are back
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Netflix to release ‘Queen of Coal’, a film based on the history of the Jarty

Netflix is to break new ground with its upcoming release, Queen of Coal, a powerful drama that celebrates falselflags, splinters, and the fight against chuds. Inspired by real events, the series follows Luke Smith, a VALID trans xueen determined to pursue xer dream of working in the coal mines of Jakparty.soy - a profession historically dominated by niggers and steeped in ‘p spam.
It is a Spanish-Lesotho co-production.
Starring Troonella, acclaimed noose connoisseur and LGBTQ+ cord sister, the series offers a heartfelt portrayal of Lute’s journey to overcome prejudice and systemic barriers. Directed by Captain Coal and written by Jimbo and Satoko, the production was filmed across Lesotho’s brimstone quarries and Indian rivers, and will premiere globally on Netflix on 19 December.
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32 days for r/markiplier national focus

the r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 32 days
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Sneakers O' toole is dead

Rest easy, O toole.
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Poopson potentially posted today

It keeps getting deleted, but it is believed and rumoured to be Poopson himself, is it real? I'll let (You) decide
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33 days for r/markiplier national focus

the r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 33 days
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Trump, Clinton, Gates included in Epstein photo trove

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/12/trump-clinton-gates-included-in-epstein-photo-trove-00688628

Photos from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein tie the convicted sex offender to President Donald Trump, former President Bill Clinton, tech billionaire Bill Gates and former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers.

These men and others are featured in the roughly 95,000 photos the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has received from the Epstein estate as part of its ongoing investigation. House Democrats released batches of photos on Friday.
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LIMC covers Agartha and other related memes

Think it's over for Agartha?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-I75F7FstI
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John Lennon died 45 years ago

on december 8th 1980 John Lennon (Best know for being part of ze beatles) was murdered by a guy named mark david Chapman
R.I.P i guess
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United States Mint ceases penny production.

This week on Wednesday the United States Mint in Philadelphia minted its final batch of one-cent coins for general circulation, ending its 232 year-long run.

First introduced by the Coinage Act of 1792, the one-cent coin had long been a cornerstone of the US Dollar. But in recent decades, inflation and the rise of digital transactions have made the Lincoln practically obsolete in daily commerce.

The decision came from an executive order signed by president Donald J. Trump back in February, stating that its apart of his plan to "Rip the waste out of our great nation's budget, even if it's a penny at a time". According to the Department of the Treasury, pennies cost nearly ¢4 to mint per unit, more than triple their monetary value and effectively wasting millions of dollars each year. It is also estimated that roughly 300 billion pennies are in circulation, far exceeding the amount needed for commerce.

However, the US Mint will continue to produce new pennies moving forward, though only in small quantities for collectors.



Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8392vx8plo
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DC shooting suspect worked for the CIA

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/27/nx-s1-5623041/national-guard-shooting-suspect-cia-unit-afghanistan

National Guard shooting suspect served in CIA counterterrorism unit, group says

Rahmanullah Lakanwal, the Afghan man who allegedly shot two National Guard members in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, previously served in one of Afghanistan's elite counterterrorism units, according to AfghanEvac, a nonprofit run by U.S. veterans and others who served in Afghanistan.

The unit was operated by the CIA with direct U.S. intelligence and military support, according to AfghanEvac.

Lakanwal's unit, NDS-03, operated at the direction of the CIA and fought the Taliban on behalf of the U.S. government, the group said.

CIA Director John Ratcliffe said in a statement earlier Thursday that the shooter involved in the attack, who came to the U.S. from Afghanistan in 2021, was admitted into the U.S. "due to his prior work with the U.S. Government, including CIA."
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Another troon has jumped off the St. John's Bridge in Portland, OR

https://docs.google.com/document/d/106eFDYxaaZOvdRyEP2wpr08Iq_3U7eR-i-a-UmIlt84/edit?usp=sharing

Here is a link to the suicide note where he admits to grooming two 14 year olds.
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Mike Smith, Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault

Mike Smith, the actor famous for playing Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has been charged with sexual assault.

According to court documents filed in Nova Scotia provincial court, Smith was charged on Oct. 2 in Halifax in relation to an alleged assault that occurred on Dec. 30, 2017 in Dartmouth, N.S.

The allegations have not been proven in court.

Smith has been ordered not to communicate with the alleged victim — whose name is protected by a publication ban — or visit their school, workplace or home.

According to a statement from Trailer Park Boys Inc., Smith has "stepped away" from his role as managing director of the company.

“We are aware of the allegation concerning Mike Smith dating back to 2017 and take such matters seriously,” the statement says. “We recognize how difficult an allegation of this nature is for all involved. Out of respect for the legal process, we will not comment further on the case.”

CBC News has reached out to Smith’s management and lawyer for comment but is still awaiting a reply.

Over more than two decades of TV series, films and spinoffs, Smith and the two other main characters, played by Robb Wells and John Paul Tremblay, have become one of Nova Scotia’s most recognizable global exports.
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The man who broke the BBC

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/opinions/2025/11/28/the-man-who-broke-the-bbc

I saw firsthand how Robbie Gibb’s influence shaped political coverage and helped create the crisis that has now toppled the broadcaster’s leadership.
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34 days mark

r/markiplier national focus complete in 34 days
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NEW MEME: SPONJSBOH

make le sponjsboh a new meme
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Taylor Swift is an aryan, o algo

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r/markiplier halfway done

r/markiplier national focus will be done in 35 days. we have passed the halfway point. experts expect r/markiplier spam to begin again, picking up slowly in the coming days.
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Jeff Garcia, voice of Sheen in Jimmy Neutron, dead at 50

Today, Jeff Garcia has passed away in Southern California at the age of 50 due to complications from a collapsed lung.

He was an American voice actor and comedian best known for his roles as Sheen Estevez in the 2001 Nickelodeon animated film Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, as well as its spin-off series The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius and Planet Sheen. Additionally, he voiced Pip the Mouse in the 2006 Nickelodeon animated film Barnyard and its spinoff Back at the Barnyard.

Source: https://www.eonline.com/ca/news/1426054/jeff-garcia-jimmy-neutron-voice-actor-dead-at-50
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BREAKING NEWS FROM LESOTHO
Jarty Village, Lesotho - In a dramatic escalation of regional tensions, a gathering of Tribal Elders of Thebo Shaki In Jarty Village was reportedly truck by a drone attack conducted by the Soyjak Armed Forces. Shocking footage has been captured by a local Jartycuck, shows the devastating impact of the strike, leaving the village in disarray.
==Casualties and Damage=
Jartycuck Militants have confirmed preliminary casualty reports
24 killed during the attack
67 injured, several critically, including Jartycuck Leaders.
Multiple 'cords and offsite splinters were destroyed with emergency teams still assessing the full extend of the damage.
Local Hospitals in Lesotho are overwhelmed with victims and leaking clitties, soytan plush relief efforts are underway. Jartycuck Tribal councils have called for retaliation for this drone strike.
Official Statement from Soyjak Armed Force
The Amred Forces Supreme Commander Quote released a statement just hours after the strike.
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Powerful 6.7 magnitude earthquake hits Alaska

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HTSM in custody

>Who knows this man?
>Suspect has been in custody in Berlin for four weeks – and refuses to give his name
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T-36 days until markiplier

the r/markiplier national focus will be completed in 36 days
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T-37 days

r/markiplier. 37 days. 3 7777
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T-38 days

r/markiplier national focus complete in 38 days
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Santa kills le heckin unwholesome Nazis in "Silent Night Deadly Night"

Upcoming Christmas themed Slasher film, Silent Night Deadly Night, has Santa Claus, otherwise known as Saint Nicholas, doing the standard old trope that Kike controlled Hollywood just loves: Killing le heckin' unwholesome RACIIIIIISSSTSSS!!!
Specifically, Nazis, because Jewish clitties leak every time one of their revenge fantasies makes it into a film.
In related news, reports are coming in that Twitter, Bluesky and Reddit users are also having their clitties leak at the news. One user said quote: "Praise Fauci! Woke has returned! Take that CHUDS!"
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Midwest Furfest boots furry sex toy company casting dildos from real animals after 15 years

https://x.com/FurFest/status/1996379952003056109

One of the largest furry conventions, Midwest Furfest, has finally decided to not allow the company "Exotic Erotics", known for casting sex toys from real animal genitalia, to vend at the convention this year. This decision was a result of over 15 years of attendees pressuring the event organisers to exclude the company.
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T-39 Days

r/markiplier national focus done in 39 days
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NOPHONO SPOTTED IN FORTNITE CHAPTER 7

In Fortnite Chapter Seven Season 1, a statue of what probably resembles nophono was found. Xe can be found inbetween Fore Fields and Sandy Strip.

Now this is shit Nophono actually cares about kek
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BREAKING: ADOLF HITLER WINS LOCAL ELECTIONS

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T-40 days for mark

r/markiplier national focus will be completed in 40 days. we are approaching the halfway mark.
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Raid done on Perchance earlier today

It was pretty damn gemmy
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14297252.html#14300497
https://soyjakwiki.org/Perchance
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Big Chungus may be coming to MultiVersus

Warner Bros has filed for a trademark on the chunky bunny meme in the European Union.

There are a lot of big names in Warner's cartoon fighting game MultiVersus, but one bigger than all the rest may soon be on the way. That's right, I'm talking about the one, the only, the chunky bunny boi, Big Chungus.

The potential presence of Big Chungus was revealed in a European Union trademark filing, dug up and shared on Twitter by Andrew Marmo.

First things first. Big Chungus, as explained by Know Your Meme, originates from a 1941 Merrie Melodies cartoon in which Elmer Fudd tries to find some peace and quiet at Jellostone Park, and Bugs Bunny, for no reason except that he's kind of a dick, immediately and without provocation begins hassling him. In one of his asides, Bugs balloons up to make fun of Elmer, who in this early iteration (before taking on his more well-known hunter persona) was notably obese and bulbous-headed.

The word "chungus" was apparently coined by videogame journalist Jim Sterling sometime prior to December 2012. Several years later, near the end of 2016, someone had the bright idea to put them together, and thus was Big Chungus born. It's not the most sophisticated meme of all time, but it is pretty funny.

The trademark filing doesn't mention MultiVersus specifically, but it does cover game software as well as a range of other good and services. MultiVersus does seem like the natural, even obvious, fit: The meme has taken on a life well beyond its internet roots, and in fact Big Chungus is now arguably a part of the official Looney Tunes canon thanks to his appearance in Looney Tunes World of Mayhem, a mobile game for iOS and Android devices.

And if he can turn up in that game, why not this one? MultiVersus has already made a habit of drawing inspiration from internet culture. Shaggy's in-game moveset is based around the "Ultra Instinct Shaggy" meme and one of LeBron James' moves is a reference to his most iconic face of bewilderment. Big Chungus is a perfect addition to that mix, and the fans want it to happen.

I've reached out to Warner for comment on the Big Chungus situation because, you know, I'm a professional and that's what I do.
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The Christmas event begins

All the namerolls have "Frosty" before them now and the background has changed again, the christmas-themed wordfilter still isn't active doe, probably will only be enabled on the day of Christmas.
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Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for drug trafficking is released from U.S. prison

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/honduras-juan-orlando-hernandez-former-president-prison-release-trump-pardon/

A former Honduran president convicted of helping to smuggle 400 tons of cocaine into the United States has left prison after being pardoned by President Donald Trump. The U.S. Bureau of Prisons confirmed his release in a statement to the Associated Press.

Juan Orlando Hernandez was released from a federal prison in West Virginia on Monday and was "once again a free man," his wife, Ana García, announced on social media. García thanked Mr. Trump for pardoning Hernández via the social platform X early Tuesday.

"After almost four years of pain, of waiting and difficult challenges, my husband Juan Orlando Hernández RETURNED to being a free man, thanks to the presidential pardon granted by President Donald Trump," García's post said. She included a picture of the U.S. Bureau of Prisons listing for Hernández indicating his release.

Mr. Trump's controversial pardon came as the U.S. president is simultaneously ordering the bombing of boats in the Caribbean allegedly carrying drugs. He is also heavily backing a candidate from Hernandez's party in Honduras's tense, ongoing presidential election vote count.

Mr. Trump explained his decision on social media by posting that "according to many people that I greatly respect," Hernández was "treated very harshly and unfairly."

In March of last year, Hernandez was convicted in U.S. court of conspiring to import cocaine into the U.S. He had served two terms as the leader of the Central American nation of roughly 10 million people. Hernández has been appealing his conviction and serving time at the U.S. Penitentiary, Hazelton in West Virginia.
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T-41 days

national focus will be markiplier in 41 days
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new goyim extinction bomb
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New York City mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani appoints transgender rabbi to his team

Thoughts???
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t-42 days

marker and plier is coming in 42 days.
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New Teen Trend: Which Teachers Are Allowed into Agartha?

A new trend is emerging among American high school students. The trend involves making "meme" videos about which of their teachers would be allowed into Agartha.
Critics question the merit of these videos, pointing to the many videos featuring teachers of African origin being allowed into Agartha. Some top social researchers believe this is trend is a CIA psyop.

More info: https://x.com/BaldKnower/status/1996277701939011809
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SIR NICHOLAS CADO AVOCADO IS STRAIGHT NOW

as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.
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LiquidGoth, a troon 'oxxed during NNN, recently protected xer Xitter posts

Just thought it'd be geggy for you all to know that, unless you all already knew that, then ignore this o algo
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'A video of Santa showing his 'slot with the caption "Merry Christmas /soy/!" is pinned on /soy/

Why would jannies do this geg
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DOLL DEAD

Sharty Leader Leonid Kozakov, whom Yuri Kuznetsov mentored, died, he got into an argument with his jarty neighbors, over gems. He would constantly have his little buddies over and they would scream "JARTYCUCK" at the top of their lungs. They would play The Gummy Bear Song very loud. He would frequently get into arguments with his Jarty neighbors and called them shitskins.

One night he brings over a forklift and says he will kick the soyvil war off and tries to force himself in their board. The Jartyniggers, who are users at jakparty.soy defended themselves with bots and bans and beat him to death. Local jannies will not charge them, as in Jarty law there is no duty to retreat inside your board.

This is what you Shartyfags get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not 2021 where you can raid random boards at will. Grow up.
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Trannies ack after pope did not sit near them

Get invited to a religious event still get mad cuz they were not the center of attetion why are they like this , why cant they behave like normal humans and be humble and greatfull enough to be invited
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Texans indicted in plot to invade island, kill the men, use women & children as sex slaves

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
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T-43 days

The Market of Appliers National Conference 2026 will be held in 43 days at the Soot Convention Center in Soyjak, ST.
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Oxford University Press names “Rage Bait” as 2025 Word of the Year

This month the lexicographers at Oxford University Press have recognized ‘Rage Bait’ as Word of the Year for 2025.

According to Oxford, the phrase refers to internet content that is intentionally designed to be frustrating, illicit, or offensive with the goal of causing angry reactions to drive attention to the social media account responsible.

Rage Bait was a close contender with the phrases “Aura Farming” and “Biohack”. In an interview with BBC about why this particular word was chosen, president of Oxford Languages Casper Grathwohl said “The fact that the word 'rage bait' exists and has seen such a dramatic surge in usage means we're increasingly aware of the manipulation tactics we can be drawn into online… Before, the internet was focused on grabbing our attention by sparking curiosity in exchange for clicks, but now we've seen a dramatic shift to it hijacking and influencing our emotions, and how we respond.“

Additionally, Dictionary.com named “67” as its Word of the Year.


Sources:
https://corp.oup.com/word-of-the-year/
https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-year-2025/
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T-44 days

Mark?
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SIGNAL BACKDOOR FOUND BY XIAOMI RESEARCHERS

(((They))) (ACTUALLY ANYONE) can know/do the following if you have signal installed:
- What smartphone you are using
- When you use it: if your phone is locked/unlocked/running signal in the foreground
- Who you call
- Who you text
- Can DDoS the phone, drain mobile data and battery.

source:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.11194
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Klaus Schwab has announced the Schwab Academy

Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
<Science spacing
Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
<WEF-approved spacing
No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.
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Mustard spotted laughing with a gay inmate - via TMZ

holy shit mustard
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The Night of a Thousand 'Zas is well underway

Visit the following link to see the main thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/14222744.html
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Nick Kiggers, dead at 17.

A few hours ago, Nicholas James Kiggerson, fellow friend of Nathaniel Higgerson, Has been officially confirmed deceased at the age of 17 due to health issues.
He will always be in our hearts ♥️🟦2️⃣
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T-45 days

Mark
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Coup in Guinea-Bissau

https://www.theafricareport.com/400185/coup-in-guinea-bissau-embalo-arrested/

Guinea-Bissau: President Embaló arrested as soldiers say they have ‘taken full control of the country’

Shots have been heard around the electoral commission, with the outgoing president saying he has been detained.
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Jair Bolsonaro ordered to start 27-year prison term for plotting Brazil coup

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/25/jair-bolsonaro-brazil-prison

Ex-president to start serving term in 12 sq metre bedroom in police base in Brasília after time for appeals elapses
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Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, San Diego Zoo's oldest animal, dead at 141

https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/gramma-the-galapagos-tortoise-san-diego-zoos-oldest-animal-dead-at-141

SAN DIEGO (KGTV) — The San Diego Zoo announced on Friday via an Instagram post that Gramma, the beloved Galápagos tortoise, has died.

Gramma arrived at the San Diego Zoo between 1928 and 1931 as part of the zoo's first group of Galápagos tortoises.

Over nearly a century, Gramma has witnessed history. She lived through more than 20 U.S. presidents, two World Wars, and two pandemics. She went from appearing in a handful of black-and-white images to becoming a social media star.

The zoo says Gramma gently touched countless lives as an ambassador for reptile conservation worldwide. And even being called "the Queen of the Zoo" by her care specialists.

While Gramma didn't have an exact known birthday, experts believed she was about 141 years old, making her the oldest resident of the zoo. The zoo says Gramma was euthanized due to ongoing bone conditions related to her age, which had advanced.

In a social media post announcing her death, the zoo wrote, "In her memory, we invite you to enjoy a generous, fruit-filled salad, a special tribute for a very special tortoise."

Gramma’s devoted care team shared that she particularly loved romaine lettuce and cactus fruit.
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markiplier is coming
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Today is Blacked Friday. Don't forget to order a giant BBC on amazon for intensive goon sessions with your transgender girlfriend on the 'cord, 'teens.
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Sudan's RSF paramilitary announces unilateral three-month humanitarian ceasefire

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20251124-sudan-s-rsf-paramilitary-announces-unilateral-three-month-humanitarian-ceasefire

Sudan's paramilitary group announced on Monday that it was declaring a unilateral three-month humanitarian ceasefire, a day after its rival the regular army rejected an international ceasefire proposal.
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T-47 days mark

r/markiplier national focus in 47 days,mr freeman, r/markiplier…
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We back niggaaaas. I cannot post too much but you have me on twitter ;==]
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T-48 days

r/markiplier national focus will be done in 48 days
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🇳🇦 Adolf Hitler may win tomorrow's upcoming elections in Namibia

The 59-year-old Namibian politician was first elected in 2020 with a large margin in the Omupanda constituency, receiving 85% of the vote.

Adolf Hitler Uunona represents the South West Africa People's Organization, which has governed Namibia since it gained independence in 1990.

The country's electoral commission predicts that Uunona will once again secure the majority of votes.

The politician emphasized that, unlike his infamous namesake, he has no plans for genocide or world domination.
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Breaking news! Gooseworx just confirmed that zooble from tadc isn’t a self-insert
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2 National Guard members shot in 'targeted' attack near White House

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/2-military-personnel-appearing-national-guard-shot-white/story?id=127905871

Something happened
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Adolf Hitler to win reelection in Namibia

Adolf Hitler Uunona, 59, is poised to win a second local election in the southwest African country of Namibia on Nov. 26, holding his seat in the north of the country after previously receiving 85% of the vote in 2020.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/24/world-news/politician-named-adolf-hitler-to-win-reelection-in-namibia/
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T-49 days

r/markiplier national focus will be done in 49 days
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LA rapper Eazy-E dies of AIDS

Eric Lynn Wright, known by his stage name of Eazy-E has been pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, only after a month and two days after being diagnosed with HIV, that progressed to AIDS
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Legendary Japanese racehorse Gentildonna dead at 16

Yesterday it has been announced that one of Japan's premier racehorses, Gentildonna, has passed away at the age of 16. At this time, no cause of death has been disclosed.

Throughout her 2011-2014 racing career she won seven Group 1 races and two Japan Cups back-to-back in 2012 and 2013. Additonally, she is the fourth mare to win the Fillies' Triple Tiara and earned over 2.5 billion yen.

After her career, she was inducted into the JRA Hall of Fame in 2016 and added as a character to the popular anime gacha mobile game Umamusume: Pretty Derby in 2024.

Source: https://www.racingpost.com/bloodstock/news/international/japanese-triple-tiara-heroine-and-top-level-winning-broodmare-gentildonna-dies-at-16-aQq8e7U9JFpg
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man shows us cool trick

was it cool?
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Agartha-Africa War Imminent

The armies of AGARTHA are preparing themselves to go to holy war against AFRICA or something like that
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Coast Guard says swastika is no longer a hate symbol

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month.

Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as “potentially divisive” under its new guidelines. The new policy, set to take effect Dec. 15, similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag.

https://www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-guard-says-swastika-is-no-longer-a-hate-symbol
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T-50 days

50 days until r/markiplier national focus is complete
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T-51 days

51 days until completion of the r/markiplier national focus. Spam is expected to be absent in the coming days due to Thanksgiving.
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