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Another troon has jumped off the St. John's Bridge in Portland, OR

https://docs.google.com/document/d/106eFDYxaaZOvdRyEP2wpr08Iq_3U7eR-i-a-UmIlt84/edit?usp=sharing

Here is a link to the suicide note where he admits to grooming two 14 year olds.
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Texans indicted in plot to invade island, kill the men, use women & children as sex slaves

https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano — Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
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SIGNAL BACKDOOR FOUND BY XIAOMI RESEARCHERS

(((They))) (ACTUALLY ANYONE) can know/do the following if you have signal installed:
- What smartphone you are using
- When you use it: if your phone is locked/unlocked/running signal in the foreground
- Who you call
- Who you text
- Can DDoS the phone, drain mobile data and battery.

source:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.11194
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🇳🇦 Adolf Hitler may win tomorrow's upcoming elections in Namibia

The 59-year-old Namibian politician was first elected in 2020 with a large margin in the Omupanda constituency, receiving 85% of the vote.

Adolf Hitler Uunona represents the South West Africa People's Organization, which has governed Namibia since it gained independence in 1990.

The country's electoral commission predicts that Uunona will once again secure the majority of votes.

The politician emphasized that, unlike his infamous namesake, he has no plans for genocide or world domination.
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Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, San Diego Zoo's oldest animal, dead at 141

https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/gramma-the-galapagos-tortoise-san-diego-zoos-oldest-animal-dead-at-141

SAN DIEGO (KGTV) — The San Diego Zoo announced on Friday via an Instagram post that Gramma, the beloved Galápagos tortoise, has died.

Gramma arrived at the San Diego Zoo between 1928 and 1931 as part of the zoo's first group of Galápagos tortoises.

Over nearly a century, Gramma has witnessed history. She lived through more than 20 U.S. presidents, two World Wars, and two pandemics. She went from appearing in a handful of black-and-white images to becoming a social media star.

The zoo says Gramma gently touched countless lives as an ambassador for reptile conservation worldwide. And even being called "the Queen of the Zoo" by her care specialists.

While Gramma didn't have an exact known birthday, experts believed she was about 141 years old, making her the oldest resident of the zoo. The zoo says Gramma was euthanized due to ongoing bone conditions related to her age, which had advanced.

In a social media post announcing her death, the zoo wrote, "In her memory, we invite you to enjoy a generous, fruit-filled salad, a special tribute for a very special tortoise."

Gramma’s devoted care team shared that she particularly loved romaine lettuce and cactus fruit.
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Agartha-Africa War Imminent

The armies of AGARTHA are preparing themselves to go to holy war against AFRICA or something like that
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Coast Guard says swastika is no longer a hate symbol

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month.

Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as “potentially divisive” under its new guidelines. The new policy, set to take effect Dec. 15, similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag.

https://www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-guard-says-swastika-is-no-longer-a-hate-symbol
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T-50 days

50 days until r/markiplier national focus is complete
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The 'cuck has been banned from the UK for not paying a fine

The controversial online forum 4chan risks being blocked in the UK after refusing to pay a fine from Ofcom for breaking rules set by the Online Safety Act.

The website, which hosts adult content, was handed a £20,000 for failing to share information about the risk of illegal content on its platform.

Media watchdog Ofcom said action would be taken against companies that "flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act".

Lawyers for 4chan described the fine, which is the first to be handed down under the new regulation, as “risible” and “stupid”.

4chan, which has been referred to as the “cesspit of the internet”, has previously been blamed for radicalising young men, while also being linked to mass shootings.

It is also the founding place of the online hacking collective Anonymous, and the birthplace of some of the internet’s most popular memes, such as Pepe the Frog and Rickrolling.

Websites that fail to comply with the Online Safety Act face financial penalties of up to £18 million, or 10 per cent of worldwide turnover. If these are ignored, courts could require internet service providers to block access to the site.

“Today sends a clear message that any service which flagrantly fails to engage with Ofcom and their duties under the Online Safety Act can expect to face robust enforcement action,” said Suzanne Cater, Director of Enforcement at Ofcom.

“We're also seeing some services take steps to introduce improved safety measures as a direct result of our enforcement action. Services who choose to restrict access rather than protect UK users remain on our watchlist as we continue to monitor their availability to UK users.”

The rules came into force in July, aimed at protecting children from harmful content. They require sites hosting adult material to perform robust age verification checks, such as requesting government-approved photo ID, checking credit card information, or using facial age estimation technology.

4chan has 60 days to provide the information requested by Ofcom, with an additional fine of £100 added for each day that it is ignored.

The site has filed its own lawsuit against Ofcom, accusing the regulator of overreaching its legal authority by applying UK laws to companies based in other jurisdictions.

“That Americans don’t obey British censors is a matter of settled US law,” Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, which represents 4chan, told The Telegraph.

“Maybe instead of sending my clients stupid letters, they should think about answering the lawsuit we filed against them in DC federal court.”

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall said in a statement: "Services can no longer ignore illegal content, like encouraging self-harm or suicide, circulating online which can devastate young lives and leave families shattered.

"This fine is a clear warning to those who fail to remove illegal content or protect children from harmful material.”
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T-51 days

51 days until completion of the r/markiplier national focus. Spam is expected to be absent in the coming days due to Thanksgiving.
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Violent firebug who set woman ablaze on Chicago train has a long rap sheet, had ‘no business being o

https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/chicago-career-criminal-lawrence-reed-had-over-70-arrests-before-setting-woman-on-fire-in-train-attack/

The violent firebug busted for setting an innocent young woman on fire on a Chicago train had more than 70 prior arrests to his name — as the feds rage that he “had no business being on the streets.”

Lawrence Reed, 50, was hit with a federal terrorism charge after he was caught on camera dousing the 26-year-old woman in gasoline, chasing her through the train car and then setting her alight on Monday night, according to authorities.

Reed, who allegedly shouted “burn alive b–h” when he was arrested, was ordered to stay behind bars during a court hearing Friday.

It has since emerged that Reed had a disturbing lengthy rap sheet — and was out on pretrial release at the time for an aggravated battery charge.

“Lawrence Reed had no business being on the streets given that his violent criminal history and his pending criminal cases,” outraged ATF Special Agent-in-Charge Christopher Amon said.

“Reed had plenty of second chances by the criminal justice system and as a result you have an innocent victim in the hospital fighting for her life.”

Records show that Reed had previously been arrested 72 times in Cook County alone and convicted in 15 of those cases, the feds said in court papers.

One of those busts included an aggravated arson charge, in which he was accused of dousing the city’s Thompson Center government building with liquid and setting it on fire just as Gov. J.B. Pritzker was due to speak at a press conference, cops said.

But the maniac never served any time and was only given probation despite being convicted of the arson incident in April 2020, court documents show.
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man shows us cool trick

was it cool?
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Klaus Schwab has decided to start courses to better prepare the soyim for the start of the 4th industrial revolution, including helpful skills such as:
- communicating with your ai overlord
- emergency pod maintenance
- beginner bug nutrition plan
- science prayers to soothe the mind during the whole process
- and lastly, how to stay happy while owning nothing
https://schwabacademy.org/
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Klaus Schwab has announced the Schwab Academy

Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
<Science spacing
Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
<WEF-approved spacing
No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.
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i got aids
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Man accused of setting woman on fire on Chicago train faces federal terrorism charge

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-allegedly-set-woman-fire-chicago-train-faces-federal-terror-charge-rcna244862

Lawrence Reed, 50, is alleged to have poured liquid over a 26-year-old woman on a CTA Blue Line train and later set her on fire Monday evening.
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Sudan's RSF paramilitary announces unilateral three-month humanitarian ceasefire

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20251124-sudan-s-rsf-paramilitary-announces-unilateral-three-month-humanitarian-ceasefire

Sudan's paramilitary group announced on Monday that it was declaring a unilateral three-month humanitarian ceasefire, a day after its rival the regular army rejected an international ceasefire proposal.
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New research suggests Hitler had a micropenis and only one ball

Researchers have analyzed a sample of DNA believed to belong to Adolf Hitler, which they say reveals the dictator of Nazi Germany had a genetic marker for a rare disorder that can delay puberty, Kallmann Syndrome, according to a new documentary.
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Thai woman found alive in coffin after being brought in for cremation

https://apnews.com/article/thailand-coffin-temple-woman-alive-c8463969db288c356d76ec189b3c3cec#

BANGKOK (AP) — A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

Wat Rat Prakhong Tham, a Buddhist temple in the province of Nonthaburi on the outskirts of Bangkok, posted a video on its Facebook page, showing a woman lying in a white coffin in the back of a pick-up truck, slightly moving her arms and head, leaving temple staff bewildered.

Pairat Soodthoop, the temple’s general and financial affairs manager, told The Associated Press on Monday that the 65-year-old woman’s brother drove her from the province of Phitsanulok to be cremated.

He said they heard a faint knock coming from the coffin.

“I was a bit surprised, so I asked them to open the coffin, and everyone was startled,” he said. “I saw her opening her eyes slightly and knocking on the side of the coffin. She must have been knocking for quite some time.”
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POMMU 'CUCKED, LOLIPEDOS LEAKING

As you have heard recently, the sharty raided this jappedo ESL pedo site known for hosting lolicunnynigger slop and got it shut down for a few days. It now appears the site is permanently geolocked, and it appears bypassing it via VPNs doesn't work, lolipedos affected the most, SHARTY WIN!
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CLOUDFLARE FUCKING DIES

Cloudflare died like two hours ago, taking down most of the goyslop internet alongside our humble little 'log.

but now its back or something
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LA rapper Eazy-E dies of AIDS

Eric Lynn Wright, known by his stage name of Eazy-E has been pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, only after a month and two days after being diagnosed with HIV, that progressed to AIDS
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T-53 days

53 days left for the r/markiplier national focus. residents of /soy/ remain uncertain what the completion of the focus might bring, with the recent shortages of r/markiplier national focus spam posing questions as to whether the focus will be implemented upon its completion.
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this just in, ytbois lost!
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TRUMP SLAMS BBC

Is BNWO getting cancelled?
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Israeli spyware found on Samsung devices

Samsung is facing growing scrutiny after users and digital-rights advocates raised concerns about AppCloud, an app developed by Israeli-based software company ironSource, which comes pre-installed on several Galaxy A and M series smartphones.

According to widespread user reports, the app is deeply embedded into the operating system, making it difficult — or, in some cases, impossible — to fully remove. Even when disabled, users say AppCloud remains active in the background, reappears after system updates, and is capable of installing additional software without explicit permission.

These claims have fueled a wave of privacy concerns. Users allege that the app collects highly sensitive information, including biometric identifiers, IP addresses, and unique device fingerprints. While Samsung has not publicly confirmed these data-collection practices, the allegations have prompted calls for greater transparency around the app’s purpose and permissions.

Digital rights organizations have urged Samsung to explain why the software is preloaded on devices in certain markets and to offer customers a clear opt-out method. The company has not yet issued a detailed public statement addressing the concerns, but pressure from consumers continues to mount.
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T-52 days

The r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 52 days. Recent changes to the hourly thread limit on /soy/ have made spam less impactful. This clear attempt to make soyteens forget about the focus so that quote can cancel it and select the admin 6 focus. These actions, among others, have garnered widespread criticism of the qoute administration, with many calling for xer removal.
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POMMU IS BURNING IN NIGGERHELL BECAUSE SHARTY CONTENT IS BETTER

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Mike Smith, Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault

Mike Smith, the actor famous for playing Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has been charged with sexual assault.

According to court documents filed in Nova Scotia provincial court, Smith was charged on Oct. 2 in Halifax in relation to an alleged assault that occurred on Dec. 30, 2017 in Dartmouth, N.S.

The allegations have not been proven in court.

Smith has been ordered not to communicate with the alleged victim — whose name is protected by a publication ban — or visit their school, workplace or home.

According to a statement from Trailer Park Boys Inc., Smith has "stepped away" from his role as managing director of the company.

“We are aware of the allegation concerning Mike Smith dating back to 2017 and take such matters seriously,” the statement says. “We recognize how difficult an allegation of this nature is for all involved. Out of respect for the legal process, we will not comment further on the case.”

CBC News has reached out to Smith’s management and lawyer for comment but is still awaiting a reply.

Over more than two decades of TV series, films and spinoffs, Smith and the two other main characters, played by Robb Wells and John Paul Tremblay, have become one of Nova Scotia’s most recognizable global exports.
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United States Mint ceases penny production.

This week on Wednesday the United States Mint in Philadelphia minted its final batch of one-cent coins for general circulation, ending its 232 year-long run.

First introduced by the Coinage Act of 1792, the one-cent coin had long been a cornerstone of the US Dollar. But in recent decades, inflation and the rise of digital transactions have made the Lincoln practically obsolete in daily commerce.

The decision came from an executive order signed by president Donald J. Trump back in February, stating that its apart of his plan to "Rip the waste out of our great nation's budget, even if it's a penny at a time". According to the Department of the Treasury, pennies cost nearly ¢4 to mint per unit, more than triple their monetary value and effectively wasting millions of dollars each year. It is also estimated that roughly 300 billion pennies are in circulation, far exceeding the amount needed for commerce.

However, the US Mint will continue to produce new pennies moving forward, though only in small quantities for collectors.



Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8392vx8plo
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BREAKING NEWS: 'OXXED OVER BLACK BOWLING JOKE?

BREAKING NEWS: guy gets 'oxxed and insulted online for making a joke about bowling and xher ancestors lining up

https://www.tiktok.com/@kristhekasualbowler/video/7575324422177852703

this is like wholesome 100 valid or something
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Leaked Epstein Emails Reveal Private Discussions About Race and IQ

Private emails between Epstein and associates of his were leaked by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. Among these emails are many academic discussions between Epstein and soyentists close to him, including one between Epstein and top German cognitive scientist, Joscha Bach, on the nature of intelligence and its relation to race and sex.
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Adolf Hitler set to win 2025 election

Adolf Hitler Uunona, the long-serving regional councillor in Namibia, is projected to win the upcoming election on November 26, 2025.
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Breaking news! Gooseworx just confirmed that zooble from tadc isn’t a self-insert
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54 days mark

r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 54 days
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55 days for markiplier

r/markiplier 55 days national focus
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Sick fuck murders baby for engagement

WARNING: EXPLICIT IMAGES, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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An innocent baby was kidnapped and placed inside a cage on top of lava to farm engagement, the twisted individual wanted one thousand shares, likes, follows and reposts in only ten minutes or he would lower the cage and kill the baby with the lava.
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Although many users tried their best to meet his demands before the time limit, the amount required couldn't be met, leading to the death of this poor infant.
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The QDF is investigating this case, trying to find any leads to capture the sick individual that murdered the baby in front of a live audience.
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The parent's of the victim have yet to be identified.
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1st US human bird flu case in 9 months confirmed with strain only seen in animals before

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/suspected-human-bird-flu-case-1st-us-9/story?id=127519769
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Madagascar’s president is ousted in a military coup after weeks of youth-led protests

ANTANANARIVO, Madagascar (AP) — Madagascar President Andry Rajoelina was toppled Tuesday in a military coup that capped weeks of youth protests over poverty, power outages and a lack of opportunity in the Indian Ocean island country.
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56 days r markiplier focus

56 days left of r/markiplier focus
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Investors PANIC as Vlodcoin COLLAPSES

Earlier today, worrying reports have been heard from World Economic Forum headquarters. They have announced that the infamous cryptocurrency known as "Vlodcoin" has lost all its value overnight.
This quirky and valid cryptocurrency was a favourite among young people, but it has suddenly torpedoed in value as the mysterious hacker organization known only as "snarky snappy" has declared the coin to be "NAS coal".
Jager, professor of economics at Pepe's university, has given us his opinion on this situation:
<This is awful, Vlodcoin represented the hopes of an entire generation. After this crash, our country won't be the same.
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Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds

Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.

UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression.

The sharp rise in UPF intake worldwide is being spurred by profit-driven corporations using a range of aggressive tactics to drive consumption, skewer scientific debate and prevent regulation, the review of evidence suggests.

The findings, from a series of three papers published in the Lancet, come as millions of people increasingly consume UPF such as ready meals, cereals, protein bars, fizzy drinks and fast food.

In the UK and US, more than half the average diet now consists of UPF. For some, especially people who are younger, poorer or from disadvantaged areas, a diet comprising as much as 80% UPF is typical.

Ultra-processed food (UPF) is linked to harm in every major organ system of the human body and poses a seismic threat to global health, according to the world’s largest review.

UPF is also rapidly displacing fresh food in the diets of children and adults on every continent, and is associated with an increased risk of a dozen health conditions, including obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression.

The sharp rise in UPF intake worldwide is being spurred by profit-driven corporations using a range of aggressive tactics to drive consumption, skewer scientific debate and prevent regulation, the review of evidence suggests.

The findings, from a series of three papers published in the Lancet, come as millions of people increasingly consume UPF such as ready meals, cereals, protein bars, fizzy drinks and fast food.

In the UK and US, more than half the average diet now consists of UPF. For some, especially people who are younger, poorer or from disadvantaged areas, a diet comprising as much as 80% UPF is typical.
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Quotecord potentially has to remove the Nojak nameroll

Due to a thread getting 3 posters with Nojak namerolls, Quote and his jannies may have to remove the Nojak nameroll now, we'll have to see how they respond
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58 days markerpaler

58 days r/markiplier national focus. 58 days left guys. r/markiplier is coming, r/markiplier is inevitable (like my heckin wholesome thanos from avengers or whatever). They should rename /news/ to /markiplierupdates/ amirite guys?
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57 days

r/markiplier national focus complete in 57 days. FIIIIIIVE SEEEEEVEEEEEN
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Cloudflare outage makes me leak

I'm leaking
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/soy// 14000000 GET stolen by nuvariant

Nate is one of the nuvariant 'jaks so therefore this is a nusoi VVIN
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/soy2/ is too dnb to notice a zartycaca stole their GET AGAIN

how did /soy2/ go from 10K posts within a week, to just an extra 2345 posts in around a month
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Lreems speaks out about UTTPedos

Lreemss, famous SEAcreature who looks like the esl fnf pedo and is known for his hit song "soyjak is awesome" and "soyjak is awesome 2" speaks out about the harrassment, bullying, and doxxing he's faced from UTTP, his full statement is attached here
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Attempted Assassin of Donald Trump was a They/Them Furry

https://nypost.com/2025/11/17/fbi-secret-service-butchered-the-thomas-crooks-case-and-invited-conspiracies-we-deserve-the-truth/

NY Post — Like alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson, [Thomas] Crooks appears to have been interested in “furries” and exploring gender identity.

He described himself with the pronouns “they/them” on the platform DeviantArt, which is one of the biggest online hubs for “furry” art and the “furry” community. (A furry is someone who has an interest in anthropomorphized animal characters, often as a sexual fetish.)

Two accounts linked to Crooks’ primary email were found on DeviantArt, under usernames “epicmicrowave” and “theepicmicrowave.” The account suggests he had an obsession with scantily clad cartoon characters sporting muscle-bound male bodies and female heads.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/tech/inside-the-world-of-discord-and-the-far-left-coded-games-radicalizing-young-boys/
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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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LoveAndLightTv, the BBC god behind the "yes king" meme, has died.

Today it has been announced that adult influencer LoveAndLightTv (real name Michael Willis Heard), has tragically passed away. His death came from an asthma attack that evolved into a heart attack, where he was later declared brain dead after being rushed to the hospital.

His claim to fame was the popular "yes king" and "who made that mess" soundbites that came from a few of his adult videos. His daughter and other black adult content creators such as Dreamybull have expressed their condolences.
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Adolf Hitler likely had micropenis, DNA study finds

Fabric cut from the sofa on which Hitler killed himself contained DNA, which was analyzed to reveal that Hitler likely had a genetic condition that disrupts normal sexual development.

Alex J. Kay, a historian at the University of Potsdam and an expert on Nazi Germany, argues in the film that such findings might help explain Hitler’s “almost total devotion to politics with an almost complete absence of private life.” In his view, the Nazi movement could only have risen to power under Hitler’s particular leadership and circumstances, he says in the documentary.
The DNA analysis, the researchers claim, also refutes a long-standing rumor that Hitler had a Jewish grandfather, a charge recently repeated by Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. Instead, they say the genetic evidence points to Austrian-German origins.

The study further suggests that Hitler’s genome shows very high polygenic scores, placing him in the top percentile for genetic susceptibility to neurodevelopmental and psychiatric conditions such as autism, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder. However, the scientists stress that this is a statistical assessment based on “polygenic scores” and does not constitute a firm diagnosis, noting that it is impossible to diagnose him retroactively.

Lead geneticist Prof. Turi King is quoted in the film as saying that “if Hitler had seen his own genetic results, he would almost certainly have sent himself to the gas chambers.” She and other experts involved in the project, including Prof. Simon Baron-Cohen of the University of Cambridge, caution strongly against drawing simplistic conclusions.

They emphasize that genetics cannot excuse Hitler’s crimes and warn against linking such conditions to cruelty, in order to avoid stigmatizing people living with similar diagnoses. “DNA is always just one part of someone’s puzzle,” King says in the film. “You cannot see evil in a genome.”

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-873680
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Donald Trump ‘Blowing Bubba’ Message in Epstein Emails Under Scrutiny

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blowing-bubba-message-epstein-emails-under-scrutiny-11046836

An email in the Jeffrey Epstein files that references U.S. President Donald Trump "blowing Bubba" has attracted scrutiny on social media.

On Wednesday, U.S. lawmakers released more than 20,000 pages of documents connected to Epstein, a convicted sex offender who died by suicide in a New York jail in 2019 while awaiting sex trafficking charges.

Some of the documents mentioned Trump, including one from Epstein's brother, Mark, which references photos of Trump "blowing Bubba." "Bubba" is a nickname of former president Bill Clinton, but Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails.

Newsweek reached out to the White House by email to comment on this story outside of normal business hours.
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TRUMP DENIES THE BBC'S APOLOGY
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I kinda need some man power to get out of this cluster… Lol
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Amazon CEO is a Pedophile

The current Amazon CEO has been raising suspicious lately of being a pedophile. this is because of his last name "J*ssy". Currently police is going on an investigation to figure out if he funds the site.
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How two bombings in two capitals have put South Asia on edge

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/delhi-explosion-islamabad-bombing-india-pakistan-ceasefire-taliban-rcna243643

Rare explosions in Delhi and Islamabad are threatening India’s fragile ceasefire with Pakistan, whose relations with neighboring Afghanistan have also plummeted.
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59 days left markiplier

the deadline to switch focuses without losing progress has officially passed
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61 days r/markiplier

61 days left, just 61 days can you believe it r/markiplier national focus fans? we are 61 days away from the gem that saved the party, soon we will have kino and gems and aryan.
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Soytan = Satan CONFIRMED

Soytan - OY(doctos) + A(First letter of alphabet similar to how Lilith is the first wife of Adam) = SATAN. Soytan is Lilith, a follower of Satan and EVIL. Jartoids will deny this.
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Can @viktormarusic2483 make BBC sounds?

Currently, a divisive issue has been gripping the nation of Britain. The other day, YouTube user @LouisPicard2007 challenged fellow user @viktormarusic2483 to a great challenge. The challenge was to make the sounds of a BBC. This is shocking to many people, as none have ever dared to. We have reached out to @viktormarusic2483 for comments, but he has not responded as of writing.
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It's over for funkos

This is dire. Funkos might not survive another year. What are the implications for soyjaks? Is it the end?
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61 days r/markiplier

r/markiplier national focus complete in 61 days
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Ubisoft in financial turmoil, halts trading and postpones H1 results

Yesterday, rumors of financial uncertainty have been sparked regarding French video game publishing company Ubisoft when they unexpectedly postponed the release of its first-half fiscal year 2025-26 earnings just mere minutes before they were supposed to be published. Today, Ubisoft has taken a step further by suspending all trading of its shares and bonds.

These unusual happenings have speculated theories from gamers and analysts alike that Ubisoft may be undergoing significant changes behind-the-scenes such as corporate restructuring, privatization, or even total buyout. According to insider knowledge, Ubisoft CFO Frederick Duguet sent an email to staff stating that they could not share any explanation for the move with employees “due to legal regulations.”

Leading up to this crisis, Ubisoft shares have plunged ~49% year-to-date to a 13-year low due to repeated flops and delays of major titles (Star Wars Outlaws, Assassin's Creed Shadows, etc.), closures and layoffs at subsidiaries, and even sexual misconduct scandals. Altogether, this has resulted in consistent downward revenue for the company.



Sources:
https://www.reuters.com/business/ubisoft-delays-half-year-results-requests-trading-suspension-2025-11-13
https://staticctf.ubisoft.com/8aefmxkxpxwl/2A1sQVfdyeqe6FVBzu564u/1210887eef5e1047803696e934f993f0/Ubisoft_press_release_13_11_2025_EN_vF.pdf
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TRUMP TO SUE BBC FOR 1-5 BILLION DOLLARS

Spadesissies continue to lose
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WARRIOR Z HAS RETURNED TO SOYBOORU

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man eats hotdogs for trump

watch as the slob gorges those wieners for america
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octonauts steals the 12000 GET on /soy2/

Some aryan beast stole the 12000 GET on /soy2/ with a Neutralplier edit of kwazii from the aryan classic, octonauts.

The thread where it happened: https://soyjak.st/soy2/thread/11959.html
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HL3 LEAK IT WILL BE RELEASED THIS YEAR
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10000 /soy2/ get stolen by zartycacas

massive leakage ensued
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They collecting signatures to shut down 4cuck’s /pol/

Geg, just geg
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DOCTOS There's 'P in PvZ

https://hiddenpalace.org/Plants_vs._Zombies:_Garden_Warfare_(Dec_2,_2013_prototype)
Recently on Halloween, an unfinished build of PvZ GW1 from December 2013 was leaked
IT HAS 'P ON THE MAIN MENU
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BBC HAS LOST ALL PUBLIC SUPPORT

Spadesissies lost
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Gummy Bear album releases today

After a month of waiting, the world-renowned, genre-defining, awe-inspiring "I am Your Gummy Bear" album will finally release today, November 13th, for all the gummibär fans to enjoy.
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The Jartycuck Album releases to stores

With lots of obsession, false flags and FNF pedos

http://store.jartycuck.me/album/01.aspx
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62 days left

62 days for r/markiplier national focus
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BNWO Nigger supremacist and admirer of Adolf Hitler Kemi Seba might become president of Benin to end corruption, the (((French))) neo colonial system and bring negroes back to Africa he's asking for your support to make this come trve.
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Funko announces major concerns about company’s future

The beloved collectibles company behind those ubiquitous Pop! vinyl figures is facing a financial crisis that has executives questioning whether the brand can survive another year. Funko, which has become synonymous with pop culture merchandise over the past decade, has revealed mounting debts and catastrophic losses that paint a troubling picture for the company’s future.
https://rollingout.com/2025/11/08/funko-announces-concerns-companys-future/
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Trump says that Chinese people will save black colleges

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-chinese-students-university-maga-b2862790.html

>Donald Trump has doubled down on his plan to bring in over 600,000 Chinese college students to the United States, in a polarizing move that has divided the MAGA base.


>However, the president has batted away criticism, declaring, “I know what MAGA wants better than anybody else.”


>His plan will see the annual number of visas offered to Chinese students increase to the new figure over the next two years, up from the current 300,000.


>The president has said that his plan will prevent “half the colleges in the United States” from going out of business, while appearing on Fox News’ The Ingraham Angle, and even took a swipe at the French people.


>Laura Ingraham grilled the president, telling Trump that “a lot of MAGA folks are not thrilled” about his plan.


>“Yeah, but you would have, as you know, historically Black colleges and universities would all be out of business,” Trump said.


What the fuck did he mean by this?
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NAZI SHIRT DELETED FROM WALMART LMAO

Walmart removed Nazi salute shirt from the website lmao

https://www.complex.com/style/a/backwoodsaltar/walmart-apologizes-selling-shirt-nazi-salute

>be Walmart

>allow anything to be sold as long as the business is registered
>somebody uploads Nazi joke shirt
>”paper” beats (((rock))) lmao
>it gets taken down bc America is run by (((unironic faggots)))

Fuckin /raid/ shit lmao
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Janny Dies In Her Sleep Because She Didn'T Repost Pepe The Frog 15 Times

Recent reports have confirmed that a Sharty janny, one of the most active on the site, died last night after encountering an ominous warning and casually dismissing it. The cause of death is still being investigated, with the only clue being a clump of excrement found on the body of the janny. Once the investigation is completed by the QDL, the janny's body will be returned to the janny's home country of Nigeria. Pictured is the warning encountered by the janny on her final day. It is unknown who sent this warning, but due to the threatening nature of the text the case is being treated as a homicide.
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Leonard takes aim on /soy/!

A novel online phenomenon, dubbed the "Leonard Variant," has rapidly permeated digital discourse, sparking a viral thread exceeding 360 replies on the niche imageboard Soyjak.party. The meme’s genesis traces back to a singular, enigmatic image featuring an individual identified as "Leonard," accompanied by the stark declaration, "I am a pig!"

The image, whose initial provenance remains under investigation, quickly became a fertile ground for memetic modification and proliferation within the Soyjak community. Within hours of its appearance, a dedicated thread on Soyjak.party became a hotbed of activity, with users generating numerous derivative works. Online observers noted a significant uptake in "bimmyjak pictures" and the ever-present "Livesey pictures," with the "Leonard" motif being seamlessly integrated into these established formats.

One particularly notable contribution came from a user identified as a "Livesey poster," a moniker often associated with the Dr. Livesey walking meme. This user not only contributed to the burgeoning collection of "Leonard" derivatives but also provided a meta-commentary on the unfolding event. In a screenshot posted to the thread, the "Livesey poster" captured a physical photograph of their own screen, which displayed what appeared to be "3lamestudio's family guy angry birds video" playing in the background. Accompanying this multi-layered image, the user reportedly stated they were "smoking a cigar and then going to bed angrily," an evocative, if somewhat melodramatic, response to the frenetic pace of the thread.

Digital anthropologists are currently analyzing the rapid spread and adaptation of the "Leonard Variant" as a prime example of spontaneous memetic evolution within specialized online communities. The incident highlights the community's capacity for rapid iteration and self-referential humor, where a simple, emotionally charged phrase can ignite a cascade of creative and often absurd digital content. The "Leonard Variant" thread remains active, with new interpretations and reactions continuing to surface.
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63 days

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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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/r9k/ 83 Millionth GET stolen by Marge

As mentioned above, it got stolen by the reppey in the attached image, frogkike seethe ensued
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13825722.html#13827518
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Pls SUPPORT Dr. H.C. Moïse Jean Charles in the coming elections against Mutt Imperialism in Haiti thank you very much saars
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Wisconsin secedes from the United States

In a turn of events, Wisconsin has officially declared its secession from the United States of America. The decision comes after months of deliberations and widespread discontent among residents over various government policies.

Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has announced that the state will be establishing its own governing body to oversee all affairs within the state's borders. This new entity aims to provide better representation for local citizens, who feel disenfranchised by
federal authorities.

As part of this bold move, Wisconsin is also making a claim on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, which has historically been connected to Wisconsin through economic ties and shared culture. The governor stated that the people of the Upper Peninsula have expressed similar sentiments of frustration with the current government system and wish to join their fellow Wisconsinites in seeking self-governance.

The secession announcement has sent shockwaves across the nation, with reactions ranging from surprise to support for Wisconsin's actions. Some view this as a wake-up call for federal authorities to address the growing concerns of many Americans who feel unheard by their government.

However, this development also raises several questions and legal challenges that will need to be addressed in the coming days. The United States Constitution prohibits states from seceding without consent from Congress, making it uncertain how this situation will ultimately unfold.

Nevertheless, Wisconsinites remain resolute in their pursuit of self-determination and are prepared to face any consequences head-on as they embark on this unprecedented journey towards independence.
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50 Years since the Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald

50 Years Ago today, the Cargo Ship "Edmund Fitzgerald" Disappeared on Radar, it's last message being "We're Holding Our Own" before sinking into the depth of Lake Superior.
All 29 onboard died
Gordon Lightfoot made a song and it's really good or something
>snca-ACK!!
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CUCKJEET BANNED FROM THE SHARTY

We gather with heavy hearts to remember Nabbv-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.

Of African descent, Nabbv cherished xis roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.

He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Nabbv did not pretend. He was who he was.

Tragically, Nabbv died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.

We shall always remember you for your blackpill threads and your funny moments. You will be in our memory eternally.
FLY HIGH, CUCKJEET!
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MAMDANI HAS WON

it's fucking over
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65 days markiplier

65 days left r/markiplier national focus
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Senate approves vote to Reboot the Federal Government

The senate has finally procured the votes needed in order to Reboot the government
plebbit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sJ_QbaA21Q Link o algo
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WARNING. NUKING IS NOW LEGAL. WORLD WIDE

https://soundcloud.com/jxxyy/gout?in=ll-aj/sets/nuking-is-now-legal-in-all
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BREAKING: HTSMPEDOS LOOK LIKE THIS

GEGGG
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James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97

https://apnews.com/article/james-watson-obituary-dna-double-helix-nobel-c1f6d589f2d0d4751859168f9fae295c

James D. Watson, whose co-discovery of the twisted-ladder structure of DNA in 1953 helped light the long fuse on a revolution in medicine, crimefighting, genealogy and ethics, has died. He was 97.
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THE GLOWIES ARE GOING AFTER ARCHIVE.TODAY

Taken from here: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/fbi-subpoena-tries-to-unmask-mysterious-founder-of-archive-today/

The FBI sent a subpoena to domain registrar Tucows, seeking “subscriber information on [the] customer behind archive.today” in connection with “a federal criminal investigation being conducted by the FBI.” The subpoena tells Tucows that “your company is required to furnish this information.”

The subpoena is supposed to be secret, but the Archive.today X account posted the document on October 30, the same day the subpoena was issued. The X post contained a link to the PDF and the word “canary.”

“If you refuse to obey this subpoena, the United States Attorney General may invoke the aid of a United States District Court to compel compliance. Your failure to obey the resulting court order may be punished as contempt,” the document said. It gave a deadline of November 29.
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Shots Fired at Border Patrol Agents in Chicago, Federal Officials Say

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/us/chicago-border-patrol-agents.html

No Border Patrol agents were injured in the incident on Saturday as an immigration enforcement campaign continues in the city.

A Homeland Security official said someone fired shots at U.S. Border Patrol agents in Chicago on Saturday, the latest in a series of clashes between residents and federal agents during an immigration enforcement blitz that has now lasted two months.

Officials said that no Border Patrol agents were injured and no one had been arrested. The incident happened on a day when federal officers were out in force in the Little Village neighborhood, an area southwest of downtown Chicago that has long been home to many Mexican immigrants.

A video posted on social media showed residents confronting masked federal agents who were detaining someone along the side of the road. Several minutes into the video, a burst of three apparent gunshots could be heard nearby, followed by another. The video did not make clear where the apparent shots came from.
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66 days r/markiplier

r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 66 days
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More than 1 million evacuated in the Philippines as Typhoon Fung-wong draws near

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/09/more-than-100000-evacuated-in-the-philippines-as-fung-wong-intensifies-into-super-typhoon

More than 1 million people have been evacuated and at least two people killed as flood waters rose in the Philippines before Typhoon Fung-wong’s expected landfall on the east coast.

The super-typhoon is expected to bring wind and heavy rain to large parts of the archipelago. It comes days after Typhoon Kalmaegi hit the country, killing at least 224 people and leaving another 135 missing. Searches for those still missing had to be suspended on Sunday due to safety concerns for rescue workers.

At least two deaths from Typhoon Fung-wong were recorded on Sunday. The civil defence office reported that one person drowned in Catanduanes, and a woman had been trapped by a collapsed home in Catbalogan City. Juniel Tagarino, a rescuer in Catbalogan City, said the body of the 64-year-old woman, who had been trying to evacuate, had been pulled from under debris and fallen trees.

“Last night, the wind was so strong and the rain was heavy … According to her family members, she might have forgotten something and went back inside her house,” Tagarino said.
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Negro streamer IShowSpeed accidentally shows 'o to thousands of live viewers

Yesterday during an Omegle livestream, IShowSpeed (real name Darren Watkins Jr) was flashbanged by a cartel beheading video that a troll put on his webcam. This resulted in the stream prematurely ending.

That's literally it.
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I just had a shit.

That’s all.
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US President Donald Trump go fit invade Nigeria?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cj411r4y9n7o

United States President Donald Trump don threaten possible military action for Nigeria as e accuse di Nigerian govment say dem allow di killing of Christians.

Dis dey mark a dangerous escalation for di US claims of mass killings of Christians by jihadists wey fit affect di relationship between di two kontris.

Di Nigerian govment don reject di claim say Islamist insurgents for di Muslim majority north of di kontri dey target Christians.

Trump for im Truth Social on Saturday 1 November say Washington fit "go in guns-a-blazing to wipe out," wetin e say na Islamic terrorists wey dey commit atrocities.

Di US President bin refer to Nigeria a 'disgraced kontri' and di USA go move to 'wipe out' terrorists.

E also threaten to stop all aid and assistance to Nigeria. "I dey hereby instruct our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, e go dey fast, vicious, and sweet, just like di terrorist thugs attack our CHERISHED Christians!" Trump tok, and warn say di govment beta move fast.
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Death toll from massive police raid in Rio de Janeiro soars to 119

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brazil-rio-janeiro-police-operation-gangs-9.6957947

Federal government surprised by operation, UN's human rights body 'horrified' by casualties

The death toll from a massive police raid on a notorious gang in Rio de Janeiro rose Wednesday to 119, including four policemen, Brazilian police said.

The previous toll given by authorities was 60 suspected gang members and four police officers, following Tuesday's operation by 2,500 police and soldiers that sparked clashes in two low-income neighbourhoods of the city.

The tally of suspects arrested was 113, up from 81, police spokesperson Felipe Curi told a news conference.

The operation was one of the most violent in Brazil's recent history, with human rights organizations calling for investigations into the deaths.

Justice Minister Ricardo Lewandowski said Wednesday the federal government did not receive advance notice of the raids, and said President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva was stunned by the number of casualties. Lewandowski plans to meet with provincial officials in Rio.

The operation included helicopters and armoured vehicles and targeted the notorious Red Command gang in the sprawling, low-income favelas of Complexo de Alemao and Penha, police said.

The raid occurred ahead of Rio hosting the C40 global summit of mayors tackling climate change next week. The programming is part of the run-up to COP30, the United Nations climate summit to be held for 10 days in November in the Amazon city of Belem.
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Shit no one cares about.

Chris O'Neil, known for his popular animation and game Youtube channels, OneyNG and Oneyplays, changed his Steam profile picture to a caca.
Is this a Cacaborean win?
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2026 GRAMMYS: See The Full Nominations List

https://www.grammy.com/news/2026-grammys-nominations-full-winners-nominees-list
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JANNIES RIGGED THE GET AND ATTACHED PORN

JANNIES RIGGED THE GET AND ATTACHED PORN OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND THE HULK

JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
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Dark skinned Aryan chvd sent 4 faggots to Jahannam

after a police chase
>A high-speed police pursuit in Ybor City early Saturday morning ended in tragedy when the suspect's vehicle crashed into a crowded area, killing four people and injuring eleven others. The crash, which occurred at approximately 12:40 outside the popular LGBTQ+ venue Bradley's on 7th, has left the community shaken and mourning the senseless loss of life.
>Authorities say the incident began earlier in the night when Tampa Police Air Service began monitoring a reckless vehicle traveling at high speeds on Interstate I-275. The driver, later identified as 22-year-old Silas Sampson, had been seen street racing earlier in the night near Hillsborough Avenue and 22nd Street, prompting concern from law enforcement. As Sampson exited the interstate at Doyle Carlton Drive, Tampa police and Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) officers intensified their pursuit.
> Sampson, showing no signs of slowing down, continued driving eastbound on 7th Avenue at dangerously high speeds. In a dramatic move to protect the public, FHP officers were forced to disengage the pursuit. However, moments later, Sampson lost control of the vehicle, crashing into the patio area of Bradley's on 7th, a popular gathering place for locals.
>The crash instantly claimed the lives of three victims, with a fourth later passing away from their injuries at the hospital. Eleven others were injured, including one person who remains in critical condition. Eight others sustained serious but stable injuries, while two victims had minor injuries and declined medical treatment.
>Sampson was arrested at the scene and faces multiple charges, including vehicular homicide.
https://brookefuneralservices.site/silas-sampson-accident-tampa-florida-ybor-city-22-year-old-silas-sampson-arrested-after-fiery-crash-in-ybor-city-that-killed-4-and-injured-11/
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Kendrick Lamar Diss

Kendrick Lamar also known as "Mustard" has just dropped a diss on the known site "soyjak.party" or right now called "soyjak.st"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efsqlBF3_nE
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67 days left

the r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 67 days. SIX SEEEEVEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!
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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor's race, CBS News projects​

Polls have closed and results are starting to come in.
Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa are running to replace outgoing Mayor Eric Adams.
Voter turnout has surpassed 2 million, the first time that's happened since 1969. Early voting turnout set records.
President Trump said Monday night New Yorkers "really had no choice" but to vote for Andrew Cuomo.
Most recent polling showed Zohran Mamdani with a lead in the race, although Cuomo had gained some ground.
Threats targeted polling locations in New Jersey and New York City, though officials say voting was not significantly impacted.
Follow along with the rest of major election news across the country here.

Zohran Mamdani will be New York City's 111th mayor, CBS News projects, capping a closely watched campaign in which the little-known state assemblyman energized voters with his focus on making America's largest city more affordable.
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Captain Coal returns, and he’s worse

Hello ‘teens . It appears as if a pedophile from Israel is attempting to Nvke the sharty and various other image boards by setting up tens of thousands of bots with tens of thousands of vpns to spam child porn and zoophile content. Quote has announced that this issue is especially hard to deal with on the sharty because the sharty is not an account based message board like Kiwifarms is. An 8chan oldGOD has hypothesized that this could be phase one of the shartys demise, as this exact situation happened to 8chan. He even suggested that the final nail in the coffin could be a shooting adjacent to the Christchurch shooting.
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DJ Chuddy ASSASINATED!

BREAKING NEWS: Well-known "DJ Chuddy" was gruesomely assassinated at one of his concerts. The shooter's identity or motive was unkown.
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INDONESIAN SHOOTS UP MOSQUE AND ACKS HIMSELF

on friday 7/11 there was a explosion at an indonesian mosque made by a teenager
the shooter then ACKed and it was found on his gun words like "for agartha" and "brenton tarrant, welcome to hell"
as of now the incident is still under investigation
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INDIAN NIGGERS HARASS A YOUTIUBER'S FAMILY AFTER POSTING THEIR SHIT FESTIVAL.

why are pajeets like this?
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MrBeast announces a MrBeast theme park "Beast Land" in Saudi Arabia, opening November 13th.

MrBeast announces a MrBeast theme park "Beast Land" in Saudi Arabia, opening November 13th.

Yesterday, Jimmy Donaldsoy posted a video on the 'gram collabing with the @turki sand nigger account. This video announced the opening of xis brand new theme park "Beastland" opening in Saudi Arabia on November 13th, with tickets also going live around the same time. That's literally it.
SNCA award o algo
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SYNDROME 'JAK HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME NORMIENIGGER COAL

Today we mourn the death of syndrome 'jak as it has officially become normgroid coal and the people it was directed to are now using it…..
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68 days left of r/markiplier national focus

r/markiplier national focus will be finished in 68 days
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Scientists find out that trans women can get pregnant

According to recent peer reviewed and fact checked study by The Science™, trans women can get pregnant if you keep cumming in her gay ass.

Organizer of the study, Dr. Kikeberg, said "trans women's asses and neovaginas are perfectly safe and effective to give birth to healthy neurotypical children".

The Experts™ said "abortion for trans women can be helpful to fight against the white people's racism toward BIPOC individuals".

Toby Fucks, the creator of a hit video game Deltatroon, revealed that xhe will put trans women pregnant representation in his upcoming video game, Deltatroon chapter Ϫ, to commemorate this discovery.

You VILL fuck ze trannies und you VILL be happy.
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Grand Theft Auto VI delayed again, release date pushed back to 19 Nov. 2026

This just in: Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive have just scratched the May 2026 release date of the long-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI, delaying it once again to November 19th 2026.

As of now, both companies have not released a statement on why the game was delayed again. However, Take-Two Interactive CEO Strauss Zelnick stated in a recent interview “…we’re seeking to release the most extraordinary title anyone’s ever seen in the history of entertainment. …And in this instance, Rockstar Games believes a limited amount of additional time is required for polish to support that view.”

Source: https://variety.com/2025/gaming/news/gta-6-release-delayed-november-2026-1236571679
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TRUMP POSTS POOP AND NIGGERS DYING

On October 18th 2025, during the "No Kings" protests led by pure trannies and oldfags, President Donald Trump posted a video on xis truth social dumping poop on retarded libshits in NYC.
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ARCHIVE.TODAY IS BEING RAPED!!!

2 days ago, the (((FBI))) sent a subpoena to the hosters of the archiving website Archive.today along with their mirrors like Archive.is and shieet.
<redditspace
This may be a result of journalists using it to save peculiar webpages before they are either edited or removed entirely and teens 'chiving the 'ox of troons
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r/markiplier national focus 69 days left

the r/markiplier national focus will be finished in 69 days unless quote cancels it.
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MARGE IN FORTNITE

Chapter 6: Mini Season 2 also referred to as Chapter 6: Season MS2 or Season 38, will be the thirty-eighth season of Fortnite: Battle Royale, and the sixth and final season of Chapter 6. The season will start on November 1st 2025.

The entire season is a collaboration with The Simpsons, with the marketing slogan Fartnite.
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He's red for an amazing reason
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r/markiplier national focus

quote has selected the r/markiplier national focus. this will help the soyjak shitty turn into le good instead of being fuggen jardee hunkey twink sex machine. in 70 days soyjak shity will renamed to r/markiplier and will gem that saved the party.
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Troons and muslims are fighting in Manchester

https://xcancel.com/billymooreAPBD/status/1984525638829527149
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Gold Blasts Past $4,000 as Investors Flee to Safety Amid U.S. Political Turmoil

Gold prices were surging above $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever, as escalating political tension in the United States and renewed fears over global financial stability drove investors out of risk assets and into safer options. Gold jumped more than 3% in intraday trading, building on a rally that has lifted the metal over 50% since January.

The latest rally comes as markets brace for potential Federal Reserve rate cuts later this year and as investors increasingly view bullion as a hedge against policy and geopolitical chaos.

Reuters noted that U.S. Treasury yields have eased on safe-haven flows, while exchange-traded funds linked to physical gold saw their biggest inflows since mid-2023.

Analysts said central banks, particularly in Asia and the Middle East, continue to expand their holdings amid concerns about the dollar’s long-term stability.
source:The price of gold reached $4,000 an ounce for the first time ever

https://ground.news/article/the-price-of-gold-reached-4-000-an-ounce-for-the-first-time-ever_de3516?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
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Jews

Never again
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My sources say

Charlie is stable thank god
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Ace Frehley, lead guitarist and co-founder of Kiss, dead at 73

Today, Paul Daniel "Ace" The Spaceman Frehley died shortly after being hospitalized from a fall in his recording studio.

The musician's claim to fame was being the co-founder of Kiss, one of the most iconic and influential American rock bands in the world, which has sold over 100M records worldwide. He was the lead guitarist on the band's first nine albums.

After receiving word, bandmates Paul Stanley and (((Gene Simmons))) stated “He was an essential and irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and will always be a part of Kiss’s legacy,"

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Frehley
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JD VANCE DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE

JD Vance, arguably the most terminally online politician to date, has dressed up as the meme of himself for halloween.
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Sherry Crucial Information

Hello, distinguished gentleman on the sharty, please have a nice day the rest of your day and study up for upcoming AP tests.
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Octo Lee Doxed

GEEEEGE HE JUST GOTN HANGED BY THE PUSSY ROTAR
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WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL XITTER POSTS FAILSOYQUOTE

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1985826147670675594
The White House on X dot com has replied to a post made by latinx California Senator Jxsx Padillx with an AI soyface of him in mockery.
However, as soyentists rush to conclude whether it is IAS, they have discovered a terrible aspect to the post: there are no arrows.
The White House has yet to leave comment as to how and why they look like that and whether or not they say that.
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no nut november started stay tunned on the classifications

0 days: jarty
1 to 4 days: apprentice
5 to 10 days: soldier
10 to 20 days: master
20 to 30 days: vrill mage
31 days: GOD
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>Flood detected; Post discarded.

>Flood detected; Post discarded.
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/soy got cattywiped
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SUPPORT Eduardo Artes TO FREE CHILE FROM THE KIKE MUTT EMPIRE. I'M NOT A COMMIE FAGGOT BTW I JUST HECKING HATE MUTTS AND KIKES
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/r9k/ 83 Millionth GET stolen by Marge
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India's first bullet train to begin operations by December 2027: Railway Minister Vaishnaw

The initial 50 km section will run between Surat and Billimora, with the line expected to reach Thane by 2028 and Mumbai's Bandra-Kurla Complex (BKC) by 2029.
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Warrior 'P died of a broken heart

Warrior 'P has died today. Brown hands performed surgery on his heart, causing an infection within the circulatory system. Another precursor cause to this is the broken heart caused by the breakup with his trans girlfriend.

We at soyjak party mourn the loss of our beloved Booru namefag. We will hold a vigil in his honor on Monday the 3rd of november worldwide. To honor his last wishes, all soyteens are requested to light a candle alongside a copy of God of War.
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Govment reply Trump claim say dem dey 'slaughter Christians' for Nigeria

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c5y44gg3keko

Nigeria don reject claims wey American President Donald Trump allege say widespread killing of Christians dey happun for di kontri as e declare am, "kontri of particular concern".

Di goment tok di denial for statement wey dem drop on Saturday morning.

For di statement, di Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Yusuf Tuggar tok say oga Trump position no really gel wit wetin dey happun for ground for Nigeria.

E tok say, "we dey stay commited for our ginger to handle di kasala of extremism wey special interests dey fuel wey don help build di decay and division for kontris around di intersecting West African and Sahel regions".

E note say di US don be close ally and say, "di goment of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu go maintain laser focus and steadfast commitment to all partners wey believe in genuine peace, stability, freedom and democracy."

Na on Friday, Trump announce say e don place Nigeria as "kontri of particular concern".

Di US President tok say, "Di United States no fit stand dey look dis kain atrocities as dem dey happun for Nigeria and plenti oda kontris… We tanda ready, willing and able to save our Great Christian population wey dey around di world".

E torchlight say "Christianity dey face existential threat for Nigeria" as im insist say "thousands of Christians don dey killed".

Di US President tok say im don direct some members of Congress wey include, Rep. Riley Moore, and Rep. Tom Cole, plus members of di House Appropraitions Committee to torchlight di mata and give am back wetin dem find.
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TND IN SUDAN

sudanese niggers killed each other cause UAE gave them guns,a massacre of 2000 people
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JEWS DEVELOP NEW PROCESS TO TURN POOPJEETS INTO NIGGERS

BREAKING NEWS
Jewish intelligence has created a new method of turning hoards of swarthy foul smelling scamming street shitters into fully negroidic ape like creatures by "Dumping a bucket full of vantablack paint on them"
What do you think of this brand new trans-racial surgery?
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BUMP THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT QUOTE TO RESIGN RIGHT NQW
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TRUMP IS (((PROBABLY))) DEAD

TRUMP MIGHT BE ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD
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Mr.L jakkin it up LIVE in Jew York City

https://www.youtube.com/live/eQpXdqmdg7Y
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Christopher Poole (possibly Moot), appears in Epstein documents

A document related to Epstein mentions a tentative appointement with someone named Christopher Poole. Naturally, this leads some users to speculate whether that is actually THE Christopher Poole aka Moot, creator of 4cuck.
https://xcancel.com/jkbjournalist/status/1979297790514921753
It's very obvious Moot has connections to feds thus raising the possibility he could allegedly havemet Epstein.
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Brazil's Deadliest Police Operation: Over 100 Killed

A massive police operation against the Red Command a communist inspired drug trafficking gang in Rio de Janeiro's favelas dubbed "Operação Contenção" (Operation Containment), unfolded on Tuesday, October 28, 2025, involving over 2,500 officers from state police, federal forces, and the military.
It targeted strongholds of the Red Command in the Complexo da Penha and Complexo do Alemão favelas. Officials described the raids as the culmination of a two-month investigation aimed at curbing the group's expansion, which has spread beyond Rio to regions like the Amazon.
Victor Santos, Rio's security secretary, acknowledged the "elevated lethality" at a press conference but called it "expected but not desired."
source:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/28/brazil-rio-at-war-police-drug-raids-favelas
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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK!

frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back
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Potentially diseased lab monkey on the loose after truck crash in Mississippi

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/28/lab-monkey-escape-mississippi

>The monkeys, which came from Tulane University in New Orleans, Louisiana, were infected with several viruses including hepatitis C and Covid-19, according to the department, thus posing a potential health risk to humans.
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DOLL and jimbo linked up on Space Station 13

On 10/26/2025, jimbo and DOLL were both on Sharty Station 13. During the period in which they were on the station, jimbo was constantly being told by the AI "Nigger-Bot 3000" to "Mine my fucking ores nigga", as jimbo was a shaft miner. However, due to jimbo constantly being hung and killed because of his rather, flamboyant personality to say the least; he was unable to complete his objective of mining his ores, nigga. However, when DOLL played he joined borgcord and helped clean up around the station. Him and borgcord would go on to complete some very notable achievements, such as repairing a hole where a meteor struck, and also covering up the evacuation shuttle so no humanGODs could escape. This was meet with disdain from the humans, as a majority of them broke in and started gunning down the borgs, however most of them stayed safe and managed to live. Jimbo, however was still getting raped and killed no matter what job he switched to, so his story ended quite abruptly. All in all, Jimbo kept getting hung while DOLL helped clean up around the station as a robot.
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Hurricane Melissa hits Jamaica as one of the strongest Atlantic storms. Maps show its forecast path.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melissa-maps-forecast-atlantic-ocean/
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Spooked the Spook?


During the fateful halloween in Stockholm, Impish Soyak Ears and Ishish Soyak Ears went trick or treating for Halloween. The controversy stems from Ishish's ghost costume resembling a Ku-klux-klan member, Impjak helped clear hate crime charges for Ishish as his costume's similarity to a KKK member was merely due to his pointy skullshape.

Ishish is planning to counter-sue the residence as he believes he was discriminated for his skull type. What's your stance on the matter?
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Democratic AGs and governors sue USDA for suspending SNAP benefits

https://www.npr.org/2025/10/27/nx-s1-5587255/snap-benefit-shutdown-contingency-fund-food-stamps

Why is Blumpf doing this though?
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Chinese student commits suicide due to the CS2 market crash

https://www.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1oe03cj/a_chinese_student_died_after_jumping_off_a/

It is estimated that the loss which made him do the unthinkable is around $20,000.

ESLGODs please translate the text messages in the post
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/soy/ 2 opens, clitties leak

on October 24th, 2025, /soy2/ was opened. It has different rules than /soy/, and has a bit of an elitist culture.
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satoko_hojou_fan puts a hit on ICE agent

https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/10/06/latin-kings-gang-member-arrested-illinois-after-placing-hit-commander-large-border

Latin Kings Gang Member Arrested in Illinois After Placing Hit on Commander at Large Border Patrol Chief Bovino

WASHINGTON – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) today announced the arrest of the criminal illegal alien and Latin Kings Gang Member who placed a bounty on the Commander at Large of the U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino.

On October 03, 2025, a confidential source provided information indicating a “hit” had been placed on Chief Bovino by a member of the Latin Kings Street Gang. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) identified the individual who placed the “hit” as Juan Espinoza Martinez and arrested him on October 6, 2025 in Burr Ridge, Illinois.

HSI Chicago received a screenshot of a Snapchat conversation from a user named “Juan” appearing to place a $2,000 bounty for information “cuando lo agarren,” which translates to “when they catch him,” and a $10,000 reward “if you take him down.” A third response of “LK….on him” indicates the involvement of the Latin Kings.

The Department of Justice (DOJ) is prosecuting Juan Espinoza Martinez with soliciting the murder of a senior law enforcement official.

“Depraved individuals like Juan Espinoza Martinez – who do not value human life and threaten law enforcement– do NOT belong in this country. We will not allow criminal gangs to put hits on U.S. government officials and our law enforcement officers,” said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. “Thanks to ICE and our federal law enforcement partners, this thug is off our streets and behind bars. These attacks on our brave law enforcement officers must END. Secretary Noem has been crystal clear: If you threaten or lay a hand on law enforcement, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

This criminal illegal alien from Mexico responsible for placing the bounty entered the country at an unknown date and time.
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Twitchcon foid almost attacked by rapeson

twitch foid emiru almost suffered an accident when rapeson suddenly appeared and hugged her attempting to capture and eventually 'ape her in front of twitch con.
twitch has said nothing about the incident and rapeson was allowed to walk away without any punishment whatsoever
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NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘non-offending pedophile’ storms stage, points gun at own head

https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/

This guy used to get posted here. Thoughts?
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Soyteen infiltrates Portland Antifa, trolls right wing agitator Cam Higby

https://x.com/camhigby/status/1982151619035664495?s=46
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Breaking News!
A shocking clip of Preacher Cobson calls for 'aping of HTSM spammers, HWABAG-TV reports on a video released by The 'Apewaffen Division where known controversial preacher Cobson calls for violence and the 'aping of HTSMspammers and HTSM'Corders.
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Pepe and Soyjak appears at a drone show in Switzerland

A dazzling drone show in Switzerland featured light formations of Pepe the Frog and Soyjak, surprising spectators as the internet meme characters illuminated the night sky. The display blended online culture with cutting-edge drone technology, sparking both amusement and debate across social media.
<rs
https://x.com/search?q=switzerland%20drone%20show&src=typed_query
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DER SHARDEE INFILTRATES NO KINGS IN ORLANDO (well, not really.)

https://x.com/Warriorovzog/status/1979575900825174061?t=CLsp-7Z5q28XD5gm2c7tRw&s=19

This literal who tranny chink communist displayed a spadeson hyperblackedrea banner in a certified SNCA moment at the no kangz "protest" in Orlando. I couldn't be bothered researching into the person to see if they're an actual soyteen or not, but theyve been replying to comments using 'arty lingo (most likely a xittergrant) I just thought this was funny
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foid streamer Emiru allegedly beaten and 'aped by another streamer

Yesterday during an emotional livestream, Twitch star Emiru (Emily Schunk) made allegations of domestic abuse against ex-boyfriend and fellow streamer Mizkif (Matthew Rinaudo). This came only days after a separate incident where a fnf pedo tried to forcibly kiss her at TwitchCon 2025 in San Diego. The actions that Emiru described includes sexual assault, psychological abuse, physical aggression, stalking, harassment, and threats of blackmail.

Mizkif has responded by alleging that they had a toxic relationship that included yelling, throwing shit, slamming doors, and self-harm threats from both parties. Mizkif even turned down Emiru's proposal for marriage and children, citing that their trust was dead. However, he denies any form of sexual assault taking place.

Currently, Emiru's side of the story has received overwhelming support from the community and other popular streamers. She is also seeking to file a restraining order against Mizkif.

More details to come as the situation unfolds.

Source: https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/twitch-streamer-emiru-accuses-mizkif-of-sexual-assault-abuse-and-blackmail-threats-3274541
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Nobaldi+ announced

Baldi's Basics+ just got a new gameplay trailer for 2025.
This truly is some shit nobaldi cares about.
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Doll Returns

On the twenty fourth of October doll made a post on the shroom saying that he was going to try to become an admin again on the sharty for an experimental board.

A few hours later he announced that he is returning to the sharty as an admin and that the name of the board was going to be /tdh/.

https://soyjak.forum/threads/soyjak-party.46/post-307158
https://soyjak.forum/threads/soyjak-party.46/post-307644
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/soy2/ is the board with the highest pph, surpassing /pol/ & /soy/

In a surprise turn of events; after the board >>>/soy2/ was unlocked the FDL announced that HTSM and troonslop was banned; this prompted a great migration to manifest destiny.

Nophono can tell how this event will last but it is sure to be interesting.
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Charlie Kirk awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom

In an honorable and respectful move, Charlie Kirk was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously on October 15th, 2025, on his birthday. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. You're with George Droyd now.
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HOMELAND SECURITY JUST POSTED GEMMIES

NIGGA GEMS
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UK to ban viewing Spongebob, other western cartoons online without ID

>According to the Online Safety Act (OSA), social media sites and search engines are required to prevent minors from accessing content deemed “harmful”—which has an extremely broad definition. It includes not only pornography, but also violent and hateful content.
>The United Kingdom’s Office of Communications (Ofcom) explains in detail what each category of prohibited content includes. Under the OSA, minors must be prohibited from accessing “[c]ontent which realistically depicts serious violence against a fictional creature.” Such a definition would prohibit minors from accessing many episodes of SpongeBob (if posted to social media), including but not limited to “No Weenies Allowed.”
As most cartoons have violence, you are now not allowed to post western animation cilps or memes online, or view them, without providing your ID
https://www.rstreet.org/commentary/u-k-s-online-safety-act-censors-the-internet-a-preview-of-u-s-proposals/
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/soy/ dead

As of now the /soy/ board on soyjak.party has been cattywiped, with only the sticky and the looped threads remaining. The board was also locked.
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ANTI-IMMIGRANT RIOTS IN IRELAND

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/10/21/europe/anti-immigrant-protests-dublin-latam-intl

Anti-immigrant protesters burned a police vehicle and attacked officers near a building housing asylum seekers in Dublin on Tuesday, the justice minister said, a day after a man was arrested for an attack on a young girl nearby.

The incident comes two years after anti-immigrant protesters triggered a major riot in the center of Dublin after the stabbing of three young children.

The Irish Times, which published a video of a burning police van, reported that over 500 people were involved in the protest outside the building in West Dublin on Tuesday evening.

Videos posted on X by Irish media outlets and anti-immigrant activists showed people holding Irish flags and placards with anti-immigrant slogans. Protesters threw glass bottles and fireworks at police.

“The weaponising of a crime by people who wish to sow dissent in our society is not unexpected,” Justice Minister Jim O’Callaghan said in a statement. “This is unacceptable and will result in a forceful response.”

Police on Tuesday said a man in his 20s had been charged in the area following an alleged serious assault of a female juvenile.

The leader of the largest opposition party Sinn Fein in parliament on Tuesday cited reports that the man had a deportation order issued against him in March this year.

O’Callaghan said he has asked the most senior official in his department for a detailed account of the management of the asylum application in the case. Police did not respond to a request for comment.

While Ireland is almost unique in Europe in having no far-right members of parliament, recent years have brought a sharp rise in the profile of anti-immigrant groups with regular rallies to demand curbs on immigration.
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'arty getting raided by HTSMcord niggers. Jannies doing fuckall

We are currently being raided from a hostile offsite community known as "HTSMcord". They are dangerous pedophiles and affiliated with other groups such as TSIgram (mousegram) and 0cucks. Filter them out by ID, supersage their threads (or preferrably ignore them) and report them for rule 3.
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Support for Windows 10 ends

As of writing this thread (10/14/2025), support for consumer editions of Windows 10 has officially ended after 10 years of updates and support. Software may soon stop supporting this OS, which in turn will kill off market share of the operating system in the foreseeable future, though in a slowburn way.

What can (You) do?

If you're a normgroid who doesn't know anything about computers, the first option might be to upgrade to Windows 11. However if you are slightly tech savvy and want a solid computing experience, you may wish to explore other options such as:

Install Windows 10 LTSC, as these versions provide support for an additional few years, up to 2032

Install Linux and use a SNCA distro and pray that your programs work.

Switch to a Mac and have only half your programs work.

Cease using your computer. Sell it, donate it, or throw it into the bin. Humanity didn't need one for the first thrembillion years of existence anyway.
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Louvre Museum Gets Robbed

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thieves-broke-into-louvre-museum-paris-stolen-jewelry/
That Paris museum had a bunch of 'gems stolen
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Young Republicans NYC President (jew) leaks YR leaders group chat, millions seethe at gemmy words.

Leaked messages from a Young Republican National Federation group chat exposed racial slurs, Hitler praise, and offensive jokes really gemmy raisin among leaders aged 24 to 35, as reported by Politico.
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24 trannies attempt mass suicide in India

Nearly 24 transgender people attempted mass suicide by consuming floor cleaning material in the Nandlalpura area of Indore, police said.

Deputy Commissioner of Police (DCP) Anand Kaladgi said those who had consumed the floor cleaner were immediately rushed to Maharaja Yashwantrao Hospital and are in stable condition.

“We received information about a situation of ruckus at a house in Nandlalpura where transgender persons reside. Our senior officers promptly arrived at the scene. They learned that some of the individuals had consumed an unknown substance, causing several of them to fall ill. Ambulances were immediately called, and 24 people were admitted to the nearby hospital. They are currently receiving treatment and are in stable condition,” DCP Kalagdi said.

Police said the suicide attempt was the result of a long-standing rivalry between two groups from the transgender community. “The allegation is that a leader of one of the groups was harassing members from the other group. We have registered an FIR after their statements were recorded,” the DCP said.

However, some residents of the area have pointed to allegations that two people claiming to be journalists had forced themselves on a trans person, suggesting that this was behind the suicide attempt. Police, however, have said the incident was a “different matter”.

Neha Kunwar, who is associated with the transgender community’s dera in Nandlalpura, told reporters that two people who claimed to be journalists allegedly raped a trans person, and blackmailed and threatened them, after which the victim lodged a police complaint on Tuesday. An FIR has since been filed.

“It happened three months ago. Are we not humans? They also looted Rs 1.5 lakh from the victim,” Kunwar alleged.

Regarding the rape allegations, Additional DCP (Crime) Rajesh Dandotiya said the accused, identified as Akshay and Pankaj, allegedly blackmailed the victim and assaulted them on June 12.
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PIZZACAKE DEAD AT 40 SOMETHING YEARS OLD

Pizzacake has been banned from Reddit for unknown reasons geg.
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SHARTY WINRAID ON CUNNYNIGGER ALTCHAN BECOMES MAINSTREAM ON XITTER

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING DOCTOSSSSS!!!

A Xitter post about our recent raid on the ALTCHAN "wapchan", a board made for posting 2000s cunnynigger greaseball tranime has just gone mainstream, getting dozens of thousands of views and retweets, frogcacas are in the comments spamming "GEG NUSOIS" and material of the sort.

This comes as a total VVIN for nusois sitewide (because it just is… Okay?) due to the mass numbers we had spamming Hitler and 'cado.

I'd like to thank all of the 'teens who participated in the initial thread. I was the one spamming Hitlerite gems and 'cado 'nis.

Found the main Jannies Xitter account aswell, so (maybe) this can double a thread attempting to dox him. Completely up to you >doe
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JANNY CAUGHT LACKIN IN THE HOOD

BREAKING: LOCAL JANNY CAUGHT LACKIN; SHOT DEAD BY NUSOIBLUDS
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THE SHARTY HQ — Pandemonium struck early Tuesday morning aboard The Sharty, the notoriously unstable digital vessel known for its questionable architecture and even more questionable residents. Reports confirm that a long-time maintenance worker who does it for free, simply known as “The Janitor,” was caught off guard — and shot dead — in the notorious /qa/ Block, following a sudden ambush by a rogue criminal organization known as the Nusoibluds.
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Witnesses say The Janitor was performing routine cleanup duty after another round of urgent reports when the Nusoibluds swarmed in, armed with 500 doctos reaction images.
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“One minute he was sweeping up old greentexts, the next — boom! That nigga dead kek,” said a shaken frogposter who identified themselves only as “Chud.”
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The Nusoibluds, infamous for raiding literal whos and calling everyone "pee doughs", reportedly chanted “Fuggin Jardee!” as they overwhelmed The Janitor. Sources claim his last words were, “kek do nusois really?”
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In response, The Sharty’s central administration issued a statement assuring users that “the /qa/ Block will be sanitized… eventually,” though experts doubt that’s even possible given its current contamination level.
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Meanwhile, memorials have popped up throughout the website, with users leaving offerings of mops, empty coffee cups, and half-written copypastas in The Janitor’s honor.
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“He didn’t deserve to go out like that,” said one mourner. “Nobody cleans up /qa/ and lives to tell the tale.”
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The Nusoibluds, when reached for comment, simply replied with “Approve my files.”
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man tests glue with ass, ends up with sticky ass

what would you do if you had a sticky ass?
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some family guy episode said dilate

real
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Sneedemfeedem and Chucky Sucky shot dead at Memphis

The famous rappers Sneedemfeedem and Chucky Sucky were met with a deadly surprise after getting out of their private music studio during the night, around 2 AM. A mysterious man in a black jacket, black helmet and black motorcycle came in and shot both of them with what is believed to be a 9mm handgun, judging by the bullet casings that were left on the ground of the scene. According to authorities, there is security camera images showing the mysterious murderer stealing Chuck Sucky's wallet after fatally shooting him, but the footage is yet to be released by the local authorities.
The identity of the murderer is yet to be found. Police are doing their best to find the actor behind this hedious and perversed act of violence.
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DOLL VS PROFESSORNOTHINGBURGER BOORU WAR

Licensed doctor and self proclaimed "forum raper" professornothingburger is currently in a war with doll, one of the previous administrators of the sharty after he banned professornothingburger, who was subsequently unbanned by booru administrator jubille (who also proceeded to demote doll from admin to moderator on the booru!) and went right back to openly taunting and mocking doll and his followers, to the point of going to their home domain, the shroom, and directly taunting them there, which resulted in him being banned twice! This has turned into an all out war as doll has sent his followers after professornothingburger, who has stood his ground vehemently in his opinion that "everyone on the shroomcord is a projecting pedophile", this is only the beginning, but this war could turn potentially drastic if it goes on any further!

(For screen reader folx)
Picture 1: the good doctor's first booru post after being unbanned, clearly intending to draw the ire of the public.
Picture 2: a snippet of doll (hotdoghead) and his followers spamming under professornothingburger's post.
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Hasan crashes out and blackpills on everything

Political streamer and turkroach Hasan Piker renounces his leftist views after facing controversy for shocking his dog.

“I hate the left, I hate liberalism..my life..I hate streaming..socialism..you did it..I am blackpilled..nothing will ever get better”
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Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden (reboot) game franchises, dead at 58

Today, game designer Tomonobu Itagaki has died following hospitalization from a severe illness.

As a veteran of Japan's video game industry, he began his work in 1992 at Tecmo and directed the development of the 3D fighting series Dead or Alive from 1996 to 2005, as well as authoring the reboot of the hack-and-slash Ninja Gaiden from 2004 to 2008. In 2009, IGN named him among the top 100 video game creators of all time.

After his passing was announced, his final goodbye was post-humously uploaded to his Facebook account:


Words I Leave Behind
The flame of my life is finally about to go out.
If this message has been posted, it means that the time has come. I am no longer in this world.
(This final post has been entrusted to someone dear to me.)
My life was a series of battles. And I kept on winning.
I know I caused trouble for many along the way.
But I followed my convictions and fought to the very end.
I have no regrets.
Only one thing weighs on me — I’m deeply sorry to all my fans that I couldn’t bring you a new work. I truly am.
That’s just how it is.
So it goes.


Industry peers such as Katsuhiro Harada of Bandai Namco's Tekken and Masahiro Sakurai of Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. have expressed their condolences.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomonobu_Itagaki
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NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘no

A Wikipedia conference in Manhattan descended into chaos Friday morning when an unhinged Ohio man jumped on stage and pointed a gun at his own head.

Connor Weston, 27, allegedly clutched the loaded revolver as he declared, “I’m a non-contact pedophile. I want to kill myself” — prompting WikiConference staff to quickly tackle and disarm him before cops took him into custody, sources said.

Source:https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/
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Tuberville: Ban HTSM

WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) spoke on the Senate floor about one of the greatest national security threats facing America today: discord HTSM spamming . In the speech, Sen. Tuberville describes the dangers of radical discord and calls for anyone who posts HTSM to be deported immediately.
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Fartmaster has declared TTD. Troons are leaky.

Recently, SNCA youtuber Fartmaster aka "kliksphilip" (also known as 2kliksphilip and 3kliksphilip) released a video featuring LLM generated content, which made "41% club" leak xheir already rotting axewounds.

In response to the video, neverbewomen started harassment campaign against Fartmaster on X (formerly Twitter) for using AI-generated content in his video, stating that it literally kills transfolx, isn't green, and literally Hitler.

In response to all the whining, Fartmaster posted a series of screenshots pointing out how all the complaints come from the pronoun retards. Because not even Fartmaster can handle the smell of rotting flesh between tranny legs.

As per usual, trains, having ran out of any arguments and baing exposed as the sole source of bitching, resorted to calling Fartmaster a pedophile despite having 0 proof of him committing these acts, because they lack any self awareness as 100% of troons are pedos xemselves.

Here's what some retards have to say about this whole nophono ordeal:

"This is literally trans genocide. SHUT IT DOWN." - Alicia Troonstein

"OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE, THIS WILL NOT DO! BIGOTCHUDDERY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS AGE!" - Christine Floyd

"This is literally worse than that time those k*w*f*rms chuds started doxing me." - Keffals

"I don't care about this shit." - Everyone
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Connor Gardner Weston just attempted to commit suicide at WikiCon

That's right, soyim, the gegbull and self-proclaimed "non-offending anti-contact pedophile" who is 27 and resides in 2357 S Smithville Rd, Dayton, Ohio, just stormed the stage while wearing his iconic sign and a pedophile flag around his neck, before he attempted to commit suicide at the NYC Wikipedia Conference.
Clutching the loaded revolver in his hand, he allegedly said "I’m a non-contact pedophile. I want to kill myself." before being disarmed and tackled by WikiConference staff.
Weston awaits charges at the NYPD's 9th precinct.

SOURCE: https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/
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SoyBooru User "H3K" Has Private TikTok Account Leaked

SoyBooru user "H3K" had his personal TikTok account leaked this wednesday, multiple sources confirm.

He has since deleted all the posts on his account, however an anonymous source managed to recover one of them, shown here in this 14-second video clip, alledgedly featuring "H3K".
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Weep

Weep
He has returned
I renounce wholly and sincerely Sootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Coalism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Kuzism; I renounce wholly and sincerly Dollism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Maxism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Cobism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Angelenism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Frootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Rootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Ronaldism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Quotism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Limeadeism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Mustardism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Bootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Soysneedism; I renounce wholly and sincerely BBQ Sauceism; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the Gigachad, the Badass, literally Neo from The Matrix, whose name is Chood.I renounce wholly and sincerely Sootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Coalism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Kuzism; I renounce wholly and sincerly Dollism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Maxism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Cobism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Angelenism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Frootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Rootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Ronaldism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Quotism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Limeadeism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Mustardism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Bootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Soysneedism; I renounce wholly and sincerely BBQ Sauceism; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the Gigachad, the Badass, literally Neo from The Matrix, whose name is Chood.
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/pol/ gets emojis back

after several months of begging and whining in >>>/q/, nusoi/pol/clittas finally got emojis back.
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this change sets the precedent for /pol/s eventual bantification. just brootal dood 🥀🛀.
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The nazI.network domaIn redIrects to soyjak.party

thats It
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Lesotho is dying

The tiny African nation of Lesotho had victories in its HIV fight. Then, the US aid cuts came. Now Lesotho’s care system is crumbling. Clinics shut down, workers were let go, and patients stopped treatment. Experts are sounding alarms.
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Markiplier features soyjak.st admin "Froot" in latest video

Markiplier, a YouTube star, has featured controversial soyjak.st admin "Froot" in his most recent video.
Soyentists are still figuring out what he meant by this, and what he knows about "Froot".
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Yogscast releases new Yoglabs episode after 9 years

The Yogscast has released a new episode of Yoglabs, the series where Simon and Lewis take a look at Minecraft mods, after an over 9 year long hiatus. After suffering from low view counts due to their chronic vanossslop production, their new video has catapulted to #42 on the Youtube trending tab (for gaming).
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US cuts HIV treatment aid to Lesotho

Lesotho, which met UN HIV targets in 2024 largely due to U.S. PEPFAR funding, now faces clinic closures and 1500 health worker layoffs following the Trump administration's February 2025 aid freeze amid America's $37.88 trillion debt. Thousands of patients in the landlocked nation, where HIV affects 18.5% of adults, have lost access to antiretrovirals, with officials warning of rising infections and deaths as bridge funding expires. The government is seeking alternative donors like the Global Fund to bridge the gap left by the cuts.
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BREAKING NEWS!!
KNOWN KOREAN GOONER MINUS8 (Real name Yoo Young-gyu)
WAS JUST ASSASINATED IN MANILA PHILLIPPINES BY THREE MASKED SUSPECTS. TWO SUSPECTS STILL REMAIN AT LARGE WHILE ONE WAS ARRESTED.
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Pooja "Sexy Poodle" Singh Poodle has died, age 27.

Beloved singer and dancer Pooja "PJ" Singh Poodle, more commonly known by her nickname "Sexy Poodle" has passed away. At around noon in Hyderabad, India, PJ was seen posing for a picture with a train. Indian Authorities say she was fatally struck by the train after she failed to realize how close she was. They later released this following photograph, which was recovered from her phone. RIP.
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gigachad spotted mining coal in pakhistan

gigachad spotted mining coal in rural pakhistan
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Diddy sentenced

Sean “Diddy” Combs has been sentenced to four years and two months in prison for his conviction on two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution. He also must pay a $500,000 fine.

https://edition.cnn.com/entertainment/live-news/sean-diddy-combs-sentencing-10-03-25
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Spanish priest faces 3 years in prison for criticizing Islam

Spanish Catholic priest Custodio Ballester allegedly made Islamaphobic remarks denouncing radical Islam along with two others. Following a complaint filed by the Association of Spanish Muslims Against Islamophobia the Provincial Court of Málaga has accused Ballester of hate speech and he faces up to 3 years in prison. A public advocacy law firm has gathered over 28,000 signatures demanding the charges be dropped. The case has spread debate all over Europe about freedom of speech.

Source: https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266961/freedom-of-speech-religion-in-play-as-spanish-priest-is-prosecuted-for-denouncing-radical-islam
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wall street is in poor state

U.S. markets crashed Friday in the worst selloff since April after Trump threatened massive tariffs on China (PBS) , ending months of calm.
Key damage:
S&P 500: Down 2.7% (-182.60 points to 6,552.51) (PBS)
Dow Jones: Plunged 878 points (-1.9% to 45,479.60) (PBS)
Nasdaq: Cratered 3.6% (-820.20 to 22,204.43)
Six out of seven S&P 500 stocks fell
Trump also canceled his planned meeting with Xi Jinping (Chicago Sun-Times).
Already vulnerable market was primed for a correction after S&P 500's relentless 35% surge from April lows . Critics warned stocks looked overpriced, especially AI sector showing dot-com bubble vibes (PBS) .
Collateral damage: Oil crashed 4.2% to $58.90 (PBS) on Gaza ceasefire hopes and tariff fears crushing demand outlook.
Trade war 2.0 just nuked investor confidence and torched 401(k)s nationwide.
source: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/wall-street-tumbles-in-its-worst-day-since-april-after-trump-threatens-more-tariffs-on-china
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Wall Street got bad

U.S. markets crashed Friday in the worst selloff since April after Trump threatened massive tariffs on China (PBS) , ending months of calm.
Key damage:
S&P 500: Down 2.7% (-182.60 points to 6,552.51) (PBS)
Dow Jones: Plunged 878 points (-1.9% to 45,479.60) (PBS)
Nasdaq: Cratered 3.6% (-820.20 to 22,204.43)
Six out of seven S&P 500 stocks fell
Trump also canceled his planned meeting with Xi Jinping (Chicago Sun-Times).
Already vulnerable market was primed for a correction after S&P 500's relentless 35% surge from April lows . Critics warned stocks looked overpriced, especially AI sector showing dot-com bubble vibes (PBS) .
Collateral damage: Oil crashed 4.2% to $58.90 (PBS) on Gaza ceasefire hopes and tariff fears crushing demand outlook.
Trade war 2.0 just nuked investor confidence and torched 401(k)s nationwide.
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The Central African Republic Just Banned Female Genital Mutilation: A Major Win for Women's Rights

This was a big week for news from Africa: the Central African Republic has joined 45 other countries to ratify the Maputo Protocol, an important treaty for protecting women’s rights across the continent. This means they have now made a formal commitment to ban FGM and other practices that have harmed girls for centuries.

While FGM is reported to take place in some regions of the country, it is a significant indication of commitment to changing these practices. Government officials have stated their intention to follow up with legal reforms, education campaigns, and community mobilization efforts to show an intention that this is not just another piece of paper.

It is not coincidental that the timing is only months after the West African Court of Justice found that Sierra Leone had violated women’s human rights through its failure to ban FGM. This ruling must have sent a strong message across the region.

Women's rights advocates see this as a victory that is long overdue for all of those who have spoken out, often at great personal risk, over the last several decades.

This should not be understated as a policy change; it is a tangible step toward ensuring future generations of girls grow up safe, respected, and free.

https://peakd.com/news/@arraymedia/the-central-african-republic-just-banned-female-genital-mutilation-a-major-win-for-womens-rights
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Mexico considers banning memes o algo

Claudia Sheinbaum's party proposed an 'Anti-Meme Law' to censor people.

https://derechadiario.com.ar/us/argentina/claudia-sheinbaum-proposed-an-anti-meme-law-to-censor-people

The legislator proposed amending the Federal Penal Code to punish with up to six years in prison and 600 days of fines those who create or share memes, stickers, gifs, or edited videos that could "affect the reputation" or "damage the dignity" of public officials.

six years in prison
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sharty shut down soon

bye y'alls 😭
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NOBALDI BECOMES TRANSPHOBIC

During break time, a transgender high school student started grooming a defenseless 3rd grade boy, that's when Nobaldi cared, and went to protect the boy saying "he" to the transgender student, this could cost him his job for life, we'll be back with more activities
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SECA. I HATE NIGGERS.

I HATE NIGGERS. SHIT EVERYPHONOBIDI CARES ABOUT. TOTAP NIGGER RAPE.
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BREAKING NEWS

i really really hate the Jews
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ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says

70,000 users have potentially been leaked after a cyber-attack.

The platform, which has more than 200 million users worldwide, says hackers had targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users but the Discord platform itself was not breached.

People can provide ID photos to verify their age on Discord - a networking hub for players to chat and share files with others in the gaming community.

The leaked data may involve personal information, partial credit card details and messages that were exchanged with Discord's customer service agents, the San-Francisco-based company says.

No full credit card details, passwords, or messages and activity beyond conversations with Discord's customer support agents were leaked, the firm said.

All impacted users have been contacted and Discord is working with law enforcement to investigate the matter, it added.

The platform said it has revoked the customer support provider's access to the system that was targeted in the breach. Discord did not name the third-party company involved.

A representative from Zendesk, a customer service software provider for Discord, told the BBC that its systems had not been compromised and that the breach did was not caused by a vulnerability within its platform.

Some online commentators have claimed that the data breach was bigger than Discord has revealed.

A spokesperson for Discord told the BBC that those claims are inaccurate and "part of an attempt to extort payment".

"We will not reward those responsible for their illegal actions," the spokesperson added.

Cybercriminals frequently target personal data, which can command a high price on the black market for use in scams.

Information like full names and official ID numbers is especially valuable because, unlike credit card details, it typically remains unchanged over time.

Discord has previously strengthened its age-verification measures in response to concerns that some servers on the platform were being used to distribute pornographic and extremist material.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jmzd972leo
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Trump has ended Israel vs Gaza

In a masterclass of negotiation, sir Trump of America has ended the Israel vs Gaza war. The hostages were released, and Hamas is standing down. Amen!
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Nigger who murdered a 6 year old is released from prison

https://www.wlky.com/article/indiana-man-deadly-stabbing-kentucky-boy-prison/68808267
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Guy that LARPed as Charlie Kirk's shooter has now been charged for posessing child pornography

The man accused of obstructing the Charlie Kirk murder probe is in even more hot water … he's now been charged with possessing child porn.

George Zinn who falsely told police he shot Kirk moments after the attack was charged with obstruction of justice following the September 10 shooting death of the conservative activist at Utah Valley University in Orem, UT.

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Now, Zinn has been charged with 4 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after FBI agents examined his phone and found images of underage girls dressed only in their underwear, according to court documents filed Tuesday by Utah prosecutors. The docs say Zinn admitted to the feds he gets "sexually aroused" by children.

On September 10, Zinn was arrested and cuffed by police at UVU minutes after Kirk was shot in the neck while taking questions from a stage during one of his college events.
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Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison

The 48-year-old disgraced rockstar was serving a 29-year jail term for multiple sexual offences, including serious crimes against young children and babies.
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Neutralplier got married

The children's reddit youtuber and more known as the soyjak that yaps on about SNCA, has gotten hitched to his girlfriend. Will his porn addiction and blogposts cease? Only time will tell.
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a jeet planted 5 gorilion trees

Jadav Payeng, known as the "Forest Man of India," is an environmental activist and forestry worker from Majuli Island in Assam, India. Starting at age 16 in 1979, he witnessed thousands of snakes dying on a barren sandbar due to heat and lack of trees. Motivated by this, he began planting bamboo saplings and over four decades single-handedly transformed the land into the lush Molai Forest, which now covers about 1,360 acres (550 hectares). This forest is a thriving ecosystem home to elephants, tigers, rhinos, deer, birds, and many other species.Payeng's relentless dedication earned him the Padma Shri, India's fourth-highest civilian award, in 2015. He continues to plant trees and live near the forest, demonstrating the profound impact one person's commitment can have on environmental restoration and sustainability

source: https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadav_Payeng
https://growbilliontrees.com/blogs/inspirational-stories/jadav-payeng-tree-the-forest-mans-legacy-of-cultivating-a-greener-sustainable-future?utm_source=perplexity
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Lead singer of the former popular band Lostprophets died

He was a pedophile and zoophile too.

this lead to two guys killing zim in prison o algo.
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I just took a shit

It's true. I just took a shit.
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Mass shooting killed 3, injured 8 in Southport, NC

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GIGACHAD DIED

during the great gigafly storm of this month, one of our reporters "gigachad" went to cover the whole event but unfortunately he was caught up with the storm and a gigafly hit his head causing his instant death
the funeral shall be in 4 days and we send condolences to his family and relatives
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Mass shooting in Mississippi

4 killed, at least 20 hurt as ‘hundreds of shots’ erupted in Mississippi homecoming football game mass shooting
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Lost passage from the Soyble recovered using George Droid Negroid technology.. Shocking contents!

Soycripture experts from the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts have discovered a lost passage from the book "Revecoaltions" from the Soyble using advanced George Droid Negroid AI Technology.
The passage is as follows:
>And woe to ye who name thyself "soyteen", for after a grand triumph, thy true home shall be destroyed one thousand, two hundred and fifty-eight days after the Great Exile. Woe to the land that thou have built for the refugees of the Great Exile, for two thousand days after it's creation, it will become what thy forefathers set to flee. An unending mass of underworld material, coal and brimstone intertwined, shall destroy the land that you had called thine own.
This singular passage has set the world of Soyical Arts ablaze, with many leading figures resigning shortly after this passage was found, and many others fighting for the power vacuums that those leading figures left.
While many are skeptic about the validity of these documents, claiming that the "George Droid Negroid" technology is far too new to be rely on, many in the world of Soyical Arts completely believe this passage, as it lines up with the rest of the discovered passages from "Revecoaltions".
When interviewed on this matter, Head Scholar of Soyscripture at the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts had this to say.
<Our scholars are working day and night to completely verify the authenticity of this passage, but at this moment, we . . .have no reason to doubt the validity of this passage.
Quote, current supreme leader of the Soyjak Party, refuses to comment on this matter.
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BREAKING NEWS! COBSON'S SON HAS DIED

Unfortunately, around 5:30pm in Lesotho, a madman only known as "neutralplier" to the local tribes, decapitated a kind traders son known as "cobson JR." while he was out collecting apples to sell. Let us all pray for healing for the family and discourage senseless violence.
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how is EU growing again?

Private consumption: Projected to rise by about 1-1.5% in 2025, fueled by employment gains, wage growth, recovering real wages, and expanding household disposable income.
Investment rebound: Expected expansion of 1-1.5% in 2025, supported by residential construction, infrastructure, R&D, and recovery funds like the Recovery and Resilience Facility.
Employment and policy stability: Cumulative job growth adding millions of positions, reducing unemployment to around 6%, alongside stable monetary policy, lower inflation near 2%, and export-oriented trade.
Overall growth: 0.7-1% in 2024, rising to 1-1.5% in 2025 amid global uncertainties.
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>Army issued an ultimatum to the Hutu-origin rebel group Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Rwanda (FDLR) to lay down its arms.
Hutusisters…
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POOH SHEISTY RELEASED FROM PRISON

Pooh Sheisty, apart of the famous duo Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty, known for their act of linking up, has been released from prison early. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison in 2022 on 4 counts related to a 2020 shooting.

This begs the question if the duo will link up once again. Need it or keep it?
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The Simpsons Movie 2 Confirmed With First Poster and 2027 Release Date

Disney’s 20th Century Studios has confirmed The Simpsons Movie 2 is real, and it already has its first poster and a release date of July 23, 2027.

The company announced its plans for a Simpsons sequel on social media today, revealing that an "all-new movie" based on the long-running animated comedy is now set to premiere in about two years. No details about how The Simpsons Movie 2 (or whatever its final title ends up being) will continue the Springfield family’s story were revealed, though its first poster does come with a drawing of a familiar pink donut illustrated by series creator Matt Groening.

That July 2027 release date puts The Simpsons Movie 2 out almost exactly 20 years after the original film first took Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie to theaters. It’s a schedule that will also see the sequel arrive around one year before The Simpsons season 40 premieres in 2028.

Variety adds that The Simpsons Movie 2 now holds a spot on the Disney movie calendar previously held by an untitled Marvel project, which has since been wiped from the schedule completely. While the Simpsons will help fill the void for moviegoers that weekend, it’s a shift that also means Marvel Cinematic Universe fans will be without a new entry to pass the time between Avengers: Doomsday on December 18, 2026, and Avengers: Secret Wars on December 17, 2027.

The Simpsons Movie premiered July 27, 2007, and sees the titular family on the run after Homer (and his pet pig) pollutes the Springfield water supply. It was a theatrical trip to the town that managed to be quite the success, bringing in a global box office total of more than $536 million (via Box Office Mojo).

It’s unclear why Disney is choosing to revisit a big-screen Simpsons story with The Simpsons Movie 2 after 20 years. Groening last teased a The Simpsons Movie sequel in 2019, promising, at the time, that there would eventually be a follow-up "one of these days."

While we wait for more plot details, you can read up on why co-showrunner Matt Selman says The Simpsons won’t be tackling any “big topical things” anytime soon. You can also check out our list of the top 36 episodes of the show.

JUST END THIS FUCKING THING ALREADY, MATT GROENING YOU FUCKING EPSTEIN CLIENT.
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HTSM eats pickles

Hunky Twink Sex Machine has eaten leftover pickles. He is quoted as saying they tasted "tangy" and were "pickle shaped" and "aight".
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IDUBBBZ WANTS TO RAPE DNB

The youtuber idubbbz has been exposed for making tweets about wanting to rape children
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Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker uses shock collar on dog while live.

Yesterday during a political debate, Twitch streamer Hasan Doğan Piker appears to have used a shock collar on his dog Kaya for not staying in the camera frame.

This allegation has resulted in immediate and severe backlash for Piker, with social media and even fellow streamers citing strong evidence that Kaya is shock collared. Shock collars are widely considered to be cruel and unethical by animal welfare societies, and are banned in 13 countries worldwide.
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SIR NICHOLAS CADO AVOCADO IS STRAIGHT NOW

as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.
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Anti ICE Frog Peppersprayed by Police During Portland Riot

A Police officer pepper-sprayed an Antifa "terrorist" frog.

The frog, who goes by The Antifascist Frog on TikTok, is fuming over the incident.

"Imagine pepper-spraying a f*cking frog. Crazy work. F*ck ICE."
Source: https://defiantamerica.com/unbelievable-protest-tactic-how-a-cop-pepper-sprayed-an-inflatable-antifa-frog/
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MARKIPLIER JUST GOT ENGAGED

omg this is so wholesome!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPhcP9EiVV7/?igsh=cDUzMWNmOHhnajFz
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CNN’s Van Jones Apologizes For ‘Dead Nigger Baby, Diddy’ Punch Line: ‘I Messed Up’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cnn-van-jones-apology-gaza_n_68e35e76e4b0b59bd0eed599
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FNATAS Creator Exposed For Creating 'P of the Angry German Kid + Supporting Pedophiles

A very small amount of FNAFfagsand autists should know about a surprisingly somewhat well-made series of remastered FNAF fangames known as "Five Nights at the AGK Studio Rebranded".
basicially it is an above average series of remakes of a bunch of shitty fnaf fangames based off of the Angry German Kid (SNKA: shit nobody knows about)

Well recently he was caught allowing a pedophile known as Cal into his dev team, and he KNEW he was a pedo too.

Later on it would be revealed that Jaiden made an art piece of Leopold sexing one of the characters from AGK RE-CAPPED, please note that the version of Leopold that is used in that artpiece is 15, but Jaiden uses the excuse that "LEHOPOLD IS 18 IN RE-CAPP-ACK!!!!", and when this was brought up again he tried to use the excuse that "leopold is a 18 year old trapped in a younger body" which is very similar to an excuse a Lolicon would use…



Source(s) https://gamejolt.com/p/final-statement-about-jaiden-even-there-s-allegations-of-jaiden-s-jzzgvrb8https://gamejolt.com/p/update-on-the-last-post-kxbrcbbr
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RETURN OF RAISIN

The infamous raisin wordfilter is back, you can't say raisin and niggers dying now
The wordfilter doesn't affect shit, only raisin

this time with a subject
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Finally, animated wallpapers are coming to Windows 11

for the 'teens or people in general that never used wallaper engine or do not wanna use it o algo the 'soft is adding animated wallpapers to the 'dows. The reason this matters (and even doe it is kinda old news) is because not everyone can afford wallpaper engine and is not bothered to pay for it and never heard of alternatives. Now it IS a pretty basic animated wallpaper system (only mp4 support) but it works, and of course will not surpass wallpaper engine AND is only available for dev-beta insider channels so it means (You) WILL use a VM or be willing enough to daily drive a buggy version of the 'dows even doe beta is pretty much stable
Source: https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-finally-bringing-native-video-wallpapers-to-windows-11-15-years-after-windows-vistas-dreamscenes
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allosaurus ambushes prey

yeah
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Famous primatologist Jane Goodall dead at 91.

Dr. Dame Valerie Jane Morris Goodall, a British primatologist known for her extensive study and fieldwork of chimpanzees in Tanzania, passed away on October 1st at the age of 91.

She is largely credited with the discovery that apes possess social, emotional, and linguistic traits that were previously thought to be unique to humans.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Goodall
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Synagogue attack in Manchester leaves two dead and three injured, some from police gunfire.

On the morning of October 2nd in Manchester in the North of England, 35-year-old Syrian migrant Jihad al-Shami rammed a vehicle into pedestrians outside the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue in Crumpsall during Yom Kippur worship services, which is the holiest day in Judaism. al-Shami proceeded to exit the vehicle and stab bystanders, including a security guard.

Greater Manchester Police arrived on the scene in minutes, fatally shooting al-Shami. A bystander was killed in the crossfire along with another who was injured. Though it is unclear which victim was accidentally killed by police gunfire, the two victims were 53-year-old Adrian Daulby and 66-year-old Melvin Cravitz. Three survivors were hospitalized with non-life-threating injuries.

The terrorist attack is now under investigation by British counter-terrorism authorities, and have arrested three individuals on suspicion of association.

The attack has also exacerbated the ongoing political turmoil in the UK in regards to protests over mass immigration and the rise of right-wing populism.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd63p1djgd7o
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HEARTWARMING: Goonhitler finds new home with Somali Refugee

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Lesotho celebrates its 59th independence day today

Happy independence day to the most Aryan country on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJ2ufaxwII
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The UK ban refillable drinks

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U.S. Customs and Border Protections responds with the gem emoji to a post from the DHS

U.S. Customs and Border Protections responds with the gem emoji to a post from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Are (you) ready for the new chud occupied goverment?
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1960346140018086245
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BREAKING NEWS!!! WARRIOR-Z HAS JUST ASSASINATED FORMER PRESIDENT JOSEPH JOE BIDEN!!!
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Jartycuck has been arrested for spamming bait

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'cord pajeet support agent hacked, jartycucks passports leaked

'cord support got penetrated by some nophono on september 20th because pajeet support agent transheart clicking malware links
>DO NOT REDEEM

jartycucks drowning in their own leakage after all of their information got stolen such as following:

government ids
face and name even doe its same as previous one
email address
ip address
home address if it was for some legal raisin snca

soyentists speculate that 70% of leaked government ids come from lesotho and djibouti
85% of face attachments contain black slopjaks

snopes: https://www.theverge.com/news/792032/discord-customer-service-data-breach-hack
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allosaurus ambushes prey

yeah
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