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Cobson Shot Dead Amid Fifth Soyvil War

Cobson was shot dead this morning during intense fighting in the midst of the Fifth Soyvil War, according to military and local officials. Emergency responders were unable to reach the area immediately because of the ongoing combat, and Cobson was later confirmed dead after rescue teams gained access to the scene.
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Washington elected first President of The United States.

Washington has won the election against John Adams and George Clinton, with a total electoral vote count of 132 votes. John Adams will be eligible for re-election, due to his 71 electoral votes.
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Barack Obama slammed Donald Trump Jr in just three words, Fauci’s diary reveals

Obama said how he really felt about Trump Jr, according to Fauci’s diary, calling the president’s son “a f**king moron.”
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Why US support Chad afta dem join Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso to withdraw from ICC

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c4g38nn04ydo.amp

Di United States don welcome di decision by Chad to withdraw from di International Criminal Court (ICC) as dem describe dem as "flawed institution".

Inside one statement on top social media, di US Bureau for African Affairs tok say di move by di central African kontri na step to reclaim dia sovereignty as oda kontris don do.
"Di US neva go surrender our sovereignty to any global tribunal wey no dey accountable."

Dem add say di American authorities go soon launch "ogbonge campaign to end di illegal overreach of di ICC."

Chad under dia leader Mahamat Deby, bin announce on Monday say dem dey withdraw from di ICC, sake of wetin dem describe as dia "limited and unequal" effectiveness.

Dem also reject wetin dem tok say na di bias investigation, prosecution and detention dem dey do for kontris for di global south especially Africa, compared to di rest of di world.

Authorities for Chad tok say dem tink about dis decision well well, wey dem insist say dia kontri neva dey involved for any crimes against humanity or war crimes.

Di move bin happun at di time di US govment bin dey put pressure against di ICC.
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youtube has 'nished SPVA and Veiron at the same time

More soytubers may be affected.

This is another clear case of the jewish media trying to suppress our influence.

CordsonBRAPS is somehow still allowed to make brimstone though.
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Quote Calling Sex Work 'Paid Rape' Divides Opinions Sharply

<Posted on July 24 by
<@SexIndustryRes
< as part of their #SexIndustryQuotes series, the graphic attributes the raw statement to someone in the sex trade and highlights studies linking it to repeated trauma like rape. Replies range from mockery comparing it to any job—'Yeah all of us get raped for living retard it's called. having a job' by
<@moekaboobs
< with 62,000 likes—to defenses stressing consent and economic pressures, like former sex worker
<@LilithLovett
< saying she consented to a service. The exchange exposes clashing views on exploitation, with abolitionists seeing inherent violence and others calling it hyperbolic or a universal complaint about labor.
<This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time. Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs.
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4cuck's owner launches a political party, targets 200 municipal mayoral races

It has been revealed that Hiroyuki Nishimura, a businessman and YouTuber, and House of Councillors Member Fusao Izumi, the former mayor of Akashi City, Hyogo Prefecture, have established a new political party. The party was founded on July 20.
Ahead of next spring’s unified local elections, the party will solicit candidates through an open call. Specifically, in Tokyo’s 23 wards, the party plans to field candidates in all 11 scheduled ward mayoral elections.

Senator Izumi, who serves as co-leader alongside Hiroyuki, told the Tokyo Shimbun, “Rather than the old-style politics of the past, it is better for new people to take action from a fresh perspective.”

The new party is tentatively named “Hiroyuki & Izumi New Party,” and its establishment as a political organization was filed with the Tokyo Metropolitan Election Administration Commission on July 27. The official party name will be decided through a public call for suggestions.

In next spring’s unified local elections, the party aims to field candidates in all 11 ward mayoral elections scheduled in Tokyo (Chuo, Bunkyo, Taito, Sumida, Ota, Setagaya, Shibuya, Toshima, Kita, Itabashi, and Edogawa).

The party is also considering fielding candidates in gubernatorial elections in eight prefectures, including Kanagawa, Osaka, and Hokkaido, as well as mayoral elections in six government-designated cities, such as Sagamihara, Hamamatsu, and Shizuoka. In addition, the party will explore fielding candidates in the approximately 200 municipal mayoral elections held nationwide.

They also aim to enter national politics in the future.

Hiroyuki and Izumi deepened their friendship through appearances together on internet programs and discussions, and in 2023, they co-authored a book titled “Is It True That Addressing the Declining Birthrate Makes Both People and Cities Happy?” which focuses on measures to combat the declining birthrate.

https://archive.ph/4zl4X
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Rappers 'tube accounts have been hacked

just check drake/kendrick lamar/playboi cartis youtube accounts, theres a bunch of shit with instagram accounts GEG
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DNB PATRIOTS IN CONTROL

To reduce the risk of Ebola importation into the United States, @CDCgov, under Title 42, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), under Title 49, are currently working together on a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) process with regard to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). American citizens who are departing from the DRC may be subject to a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) order. Americans are able to return to the United States 21 days after leaving the DRC.
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JAIDEN SPAM IN /SOY/

OYYY
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Murderer released early from Kentucky jail

Ronald Exantus, a 42 year old black male from Indiana, stabbed a 6 year old white boy from Kentucky, only got eleven years in jail because he was “mentally ill”, so judges declared him not guilty. Not only is he free now, he is also under zero supervision

https://www.14news.com/2026/07/30/man-found-not-guilty-murdering-6-year-old-boy-by-reasons-insanity-is-released-prison/

Family has a gofundme

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-keep-logans-legacy-alive

Murderers current location is unknown.
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FURCORD

GIANT FURCORD LEAKS: MANY PROMINENT NAMEFAGS
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SOYJAKCON 2026 IS officially HAPPENING!!

The absolute absolute absolute peak of internet culture is coming to Toronto on August 18th!

Boom 97.3, Soyjak Party, soot, Alpine Credits, and Know Your Meme are officially joining forces.

🎟️ THE TICKETS

Dropping on the site: Thursday, August 6, 2026

Space is limited, don't get left behind!

📍 THE PLACE

2 St Clair Ave W, Suite 2000, Toronto, ON

👑 THE LEGENDS

soot

Tay Zonday (Yes, actually!)

…and tons of secret guests!

Be there or be a total wojak. Bookmark the page now!
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GTA 6 TRAILER 3 LEAKED

youtube.com/watch?v=_AJY_7gvXU0

HURRY UP UNTIL THE VIDEO'S TAKEN DOWN!!!
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RULE 2 HAS BEEN GUTTED - SOYVIL WAR 5 UNDERWAY
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BREAKING NEWS: "Hart Of The Annex" is the greatest anime loved by soyjaks and hartjaks
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Iranian QVEEN, comic book artist, and creator of Perpsepolis Marjane Satrapi dies at 56. She died from a broken heart.

Rest in Piece, GOAT.
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KIWIFARMS IS ON THE VERGE OF SHUTDOWN AFTER COUNTLESS FOODIST DDOS ATTACKS

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Berlin: 1 dead, 16 injured in car ramming at CSD Pride event

https://amp.dw.com/en/1-dead-16-injured-after-car-ramming-at-berlin-csd-pride-event/a-78116146

A citywide manhunt is underway after a van drove into a crowd during Pride celebrations, known locally as Christopher Street Day (CSD). Police have identified a suspect tied to Berlin's "Islamist scene."

What you need to know

1 person was killed and 3 people suffered life-threatening injuries after a van drove into a crowd at one of Europe's biggest LGBTQ+ Pride events
Police have identified a suspect associated with 'the Islamist scene in Berlin'
The suspect is named as 21-year-old Abdul B.
No arrests have been made, but a manhunt has been launched and more than 2,200 personnel have been deployed as part of the police operation
The area around the Tiergarten park in central Berlin has been closed off
At least one person has died and 16 people were injured, "some seriously", police said, after a vehicle was driven into a crowd near Berlin's annual Pride event, Christopher Street Day (CSD) on Saturday night.

"We believe that a vehicle entered the Tiergarten park and hit several people," police said on social media.

Berlin's CSD is one of Europe's biggest Pride events celebrating the LGBTQ+ community. It attracts tens of thousands of visitors from around the world each year.
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Bigoted chud drives car into Berlin MMIWG2SLGBTQIAPP+ pride parade

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/25/world/europe/berlin-car-attack.html

At least 15 injured and 1 dead, the attacker is currently loose and a manhunt is underway.
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i'm christian and I eat my poop

Yep. its true. ive been eating my poop and niggers dying.

Edit: i started a war in the comments…
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Major earthquake shakes southern Japan, some victims trapped in damaged shopping mall

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/japan-earthquake-9.7286947

Quake knocks out power to thousands of homes, briefly triggers tsunami advisory

A major earthquake hit Japan's southern Kyushu island on Tuesday, knocking out power to thousands of homes, rupturing roads ‌and leaving some trapped and others presumed dead inside a partially collapsed shopping mall.

Speaking to reporters at her office in Tokyo, Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said the full extent of casualties and damage from the quake was still being assessed.

"We have already been informed that people have been injured. Power outages and fires have occurred in some areas, and there has also been damage to roads and bridges and the collapse of buildings," Takaichi said.

"I ask everyone to take action to protect themselves, including evacuating to a safe location."

Takaichi also said her government has set up a task force to deal with the emergency, and that 3,600 soldiers would be deployed to help with the disaster recovery as aftershocks continued to rumble.

The quake struck around 4:27 p.m. local time with a preliminary magnitude of 7.1. Its epicentre was about 20 kilometres south of Kumamoto, central Kyushu's largest city with a population of around 700,000.

Around 20 to 30 workers at the prefecture's largest shopping mall were unaccounted for after it was rocked by an explosion in the aftermath of the quake, public broadcaster NHK said.

Local news outlets quoted police saying several had died or were presumed dead in the incident, although Reuters could not immediately confirm the reports.

One side of the mall, which houses around 200 stores, was torn away, exposing steel beams and strewing debris across a vast parking lot, footage showed. Several ambulances and fire engines were parked outside, as rescue ‌teams searched for survivors.

A spokesperson for mall operator Aeon said customers and employees were evacuated from the area right after the initial quake and that the exact cause of the ensuing blast was unclear. Authorities are investigating a possible gas explosion, broadcaster NTV reported.

The mall was also badly damaged during an April 2016 earthquake and held a 10th anniversary event recently to commemorate its recovery, as a redevelopment and expansion was said to have included seismically reinforced ceilings and overall improvements to safety and resilience.

Kazuya Tsurunaga told broadcaster TBS he heard the explosion while cleaning up broken dishes inside a pub about 300 metres from the mall.

"It was a huge impact," he said. "A large cloud of smoke billowed up, and because the wind happened to be blowing and the wind direction was towards the shop, the area around us was in a state like volcanic ash was falling."

Several other buildings were also on fire or partially collapsed, according to footage from NHK, while large cracks appeared on major roads, including an elevated highway.
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Kavinsky, composer of 'Nightcall' from the Ryan Gosling flim Drive (2011), dead at 50

Today it was announced that French electronic DJ Vincent Pierre Claude Belorgey, professionally known as Kavinsky, has died. On July 28th, Parisian police conducting a welfare check found him deceased in his home. The cause of death has not yet been disclosed, but Belorgey likely suffered a stroke since he had complained of headaches in the days leading up to his death.

Kavinsky was one of the most beloved and influential artists in France's house music scene, being compared to the likes of Daft Punk and Danger. He first broke into the mainstream with "Nightcall", a hit that was featured in the 2011 American cult classic action-drama film "Drive", starring Ryan Gosling. In 2013, he released his first and most celebrated studio album titled "OutRun".

Belorgey was a friend to many of his peers in the industry, including Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo of Daft Punk.


Snopes: https://au.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kavinsky-death-obituary-99052/
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Kavinsky, composer of 'Nightcall' from the Ryan Gosling flim Drive (2011), dead at 50

Today it was announced that French electronic DJ Vincent Pierre Claude Belorgey, professionally known as Kavinsky, has died. On July 28th, Parisian police conducting a welfare check found him deceased in his home. The cause of death has not yet been disclosed, but Belorgey likely suffered a stroke since he had complained of headaches in the days leading up to his death.

Kavinsky was one of the most beloved and influential artists in France's house music scene, being compared to the likes of Daft Punk and Danger. He first broke into the mainstream with "Nightcall", a hit that was featured in the 2011 American cult classic action-drama film "Drive", starring Ryan Gosling. In 2013, he released his first and most celebrated studio album titled "OutRun".

Belorgey was a friend to many of his peers in the industry, including Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo of Daft Punk.


Snopes: https://au.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kavinsky-death-obituary-99052/
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Proton Mail posts Rapeson

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13 pipo dead and ova 100 aftershocks afta powerful earthquake hit Japan

Japan south-western Kyushu region don get more dan 100 aftershocks since one powerful earthquake wit strike on Tuesday, don cause di death of at least 13 pipo.

Many odas dey for "cardiopulmonary arrest" - one term dem dey often use for preliminary reports for Japan bifor dem officially confam say pesin don die.

Inside di very hot weather, rescue teams dey dig through di rubble for one paper factory and one shopping mall for Kumamoto prefecture. Dem dey find survivors wey dey trapped under di buildings.

Di mall bin suffer one explosion within di same hour afta di earthquake happun.

Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi warn say na "truly a race against time" to rescue dos wey dey trapped.

As she dey give update about di situation dis morning, Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi express her condolences to di families of di pipo wey die and tank emergency services for dia continued efforts.

Di Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA) don urge residents to dey alert for di possibility of strong aftershocks, public broadcaster NHK report.

"For di next week or so, especially di next two to three days, we go like make pipo watch out for potential earthquakes, wit maximum seismic intensity of 7," one JMA official tok.

Tuesday's quake hit the Kumamoto prefecture on Kyushu island at 16:27 local time (07:27 GMT).

One of the worst-hit buildings was the Aeon Mall in Kashima, where a portion of the second floor collapsed.

Thousands dey for evacuation centres and many of dem dey without power.

Rescue operations dey happun for both di Aeon shopping mall wey collapse and Nippon Paper factory for Yatsushiro.

"Although more dan 20 hours don pass since di earthquake, some pipo still dey wey need help," Takaichi tok. "Dis one truly na race against time."
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"Sleepy Jerry" Meme going viral on social media

An AI-Generated picture of Jerry from the popular hit comedy show "Tom and Jerry" has gone viral on multiple social media platforms.

Over the past weeks users have come to care about this picture deeply as evidenced by the thousands of likes the picture had accumulated on "TickTock".

Users often comment on its simple yet relatable nature and the distinct postmodern feel and art style.
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Russia strengthens BWC in Mali

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A shootout that killed 3 at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle may have been gang-related

https://apnews.com/article/seattle-center-shooting-food-festival-space-needle-90548c65364e742a97fb7cb0fea31209

SEATTLE (AP) — There were at least three suspects involved in a shootout at a crowded food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle over the weekend, police said Monday. One of them was among those killed in the violence.

In a document filed in juvenile court in Seattle, where a 15-year-old arrested in the case waived his initial appearance Monday, police said they believe there were at least three shooters: the 15-year-old, an acquaintance who died at the scene and “at least one other unknown suspect.” Authorities had earlier said they believed there were two.

Nicole Powell, the Seattle Police Department’s assistant chief of investigations, said at a news conference Monday afternoon that investigators believe the shooting may have been gang-related, with two groups firing at each other. The deceased shooter was 19.

A judge ordered the 15-year-old held in juvenile detention for investigation of firearms violations and first-degree assault. The King County prosecutor’s office said it expected to receive the case from Seattle police on Wednesday for a charging decision.

The gunfire erupted around 6 p.m. Sunday in the waning hours of the Bite of Seattle, leaving the 19-year-old shooter and two others dead. At least four others, including a toddler, were injured. The annual three-day festival draws hundreds of food and retail vendors and performers to Seattle Center, a sprawling park in the shadow of the Space Needle. Many attendees rushed into campus buildings or ran from the park at the sound of the shots.
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Baby tung sahur in 67th episode of Rick and Morty

Baby tung sahur in 67th episode of Rick and Morty

(Source: @Dexerto)
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New Zealand hacker known as K. Farmington was found dead in a raid after a decade-long investigation from the entire 14 eyes.

The hacker known as Forrest Chuck is also laughing at Farmingtons downfall.
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slow news day

no news in 10 dayd
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FIRST ID RAPE EVER DOCUMENTED

ID rape is an astronomically rare phenomenon where a ‘teen gets a very unfortunate word/phrase in an ID.
Today, we have witnessed the first ever documented incident of ID rape, where a poor soul from India got the ID “Cunny8s3”.

Currently, the great minds of our generation are debating whether this is due to random chance, or orchestrated by an affiliate of Sentient Nameroll.

https://soyjakwiki.org/ID_rape
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Gigachad mentions Gigafly on xis 'gram

Ernest Khalimov mentioned Gigafly replying to someone who asked him where his famous fly companion was
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Tranny has a massive leakage after getting misgendered

https://x.com/nypost/status/2079501570442473492
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Hasbro threatens to release MLP SNCA “My Little Pony: Forever Friendship, Premiering 2027 ON YT

SUMMON LEE GOLDSON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260724981959/en/Hasbro-Unveils-Magical-New-Fantasy-Series-My-Little-Pony-Forever-Friendship-Premiering-Early-2027-Exclusively-on-YouTube
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IRC Is Down

The IRC is currently down because Quote did not pay for it, The IRC should be back up in a day.
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'TOSS OFFICIALLY BTFO ALL TRANNIES
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Ellie from fishtank killed herself

she overdosed, and her sister found her in her bedroom
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Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta for Scraping Its Porn

A federal judge has rejected Meta’s attempt to dismiss a lawsuit from Strike 3 Holdings, the company that owns popular sites like Blacked, Vixen, and Tushy, for scraping its porn videos.

The decision shows Meta’s nonsensical justification for scraping massive amounts of copyrighted material from the internet in order to train its AI models, and is notable for adult content creators, who have been scraped for model training data long before the current generative AI boom.

Strike 3 Holding first filed its lawsuit almost a year ago after internal Meta emails revealed in a different lawsuit showed that the company downloaded over 81 terabytes of data by scraping Anna’s Archive, a massive open search search engine for torrenting copyrighted material including books, movies, TV shows, and porn. A Strike 3 Holding investigation found that 47 IP addresses belonging to Meta were used to torrent 2,396 of its videos a total of 6,008 times between 2018 and 2025. On Thursday, Judge of the United States District Court for the Northern District of California Judge Eumi K. Lee rejected Meta’s attempt to dismiss the lawsuit, allowing it to move forward.

Meta argued that Strike 3 Holdings failed to show that Meta actually intended to use Strike 3 Holdings’ videos to train its AI models and that Meta, the company, was actually responsible for downloading the videos, as opposed to rogue employees downloading porn on company time from company IP addresses.

According to the judge’s ruling, Strike 3 Holdings’ investigation showed coordination across Meta’s IP addresses that proved “a coordinated effort to gather data,” as opposed to the action of random employees. Specifically, Strike 3 Holdings showed that Meta’s IP addresses torrented files with similar file names on the same day, ranging from porn to cartoons and sitcoms, suggesting the company was downloading files based on key terms.

The judge said that Meta suggesting that its IP addresses downloading all these files at the same time was the work of different individual Meta employees acting independently “strains credulity.”

The judge also explained that whether Meta actually used Strike 3 Holdings’ videos to train its AI models is irrelevant because Meta violated Strike 3 Holdings’s copyright when it torrented its videos. It illegally downloaded the files and also “seeded” them, meaning they distributed the pirated to other users.

“In sum, Plaintiffs [Strike 3 Holdings] have plausibly alleged that Defendant [Meta] is liable for direct, vicarious, and contributory copyright infringement based on the torrenting of their films,” the decision said. “Defendant’s motion to dismiss is therefore DENIED.”
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Daniel Larson has been freed from jail
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ANGELENO (still alive) found in random grocery store in LA!

I saw Angeleno at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to sign my 'jaks or anything.
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He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
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I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors carrying 6 individual chocolate flavoured Soylents in his arms without paying.
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The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
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When she took one of the Soylents and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Soylent and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Is Angeleno really that big of a gay faggot bum loser?
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They did surgery on a giga

They did surgery on a giga
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Matt Walsh says trannies

The based and Christpilled podcast host Matt Walsh used the term "trannies" in a xeet
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anime wabag
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Daniel Larson released from prison

Daniel Larson has been released from prison under supervised release after the judge wordswordswordsed the known pedophile about self improvement and shit. Currently missing.

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2079680582817116427
https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page
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THE JARTYCAR HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE SLUMS OF MUMBAI
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The Russians are on the verge of capturing Stinky in Donetsk 💔

https://xcancel.com/redaction/status/2077849533724418488#m
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Bruh it's cold

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SNCA team wins SNCA soccer tournament
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German tranny groomer references TADC in suicide note before ACKing in cosplay

The body of a tranny found in the Rhine river near Düsseldorf at the start of June has been identified. Online, xe referenced TADC in xer suicide announcement and groomed a teen xe had a pedophilic relationship with into a suicide pact over the span of multiple years. Xe was identified by the hazbrim hotel tattoos and the SH scars on xer body

https://rp-online.de/nrw/staedte/duesseldorf/fahndung-der-polizei-war-der-tote-ein-cosplayer_aid-150855243

https://www.bild.de/regional/koeln/wer-kennt-diese-tattoos-sie-gehoeren-einem-toten-aus-dem-rhein-6a437bc1e507bf1455ece16c
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==QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE UNDELETE /NATE/==

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Joyjak party is gone

Between July 14 and July 16, the domain got replaced with this.

RIP
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total lie

the soysphere is offically SHUTTING DOWN!
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Nophono from fishtank killed himself

he overdosed, and his sister found her in her bedroom
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Devastating weather to hit parts of New York, New Jersey, And Pennsylvania

Several days after Canadian Wildfires brought dirty air to this area, a large amount of natural disasters will occur on Saturday, July 18th in that area.

They include:
Torrential Rain ( some area will experience 2 inches per hour )
As a result of this, there will be extreme flooding
Thunderstorms and Lightning
Strong Winds ( up to 65 MPH in some places )
LIQUID ASH RAINING FROM THE SKY thoughever this so-called "Dirty Rain" will be quick and will actually remove the harmful toxins from the sky brought over from the wildfire.
Possibly a small tornado
Possibly some small Hail

https://www.wunderground.com/severe/us/ny/new-york-city
https://www.amny.com/weather/severe-rain-tornado-new-york-city-this-weekend/
https://abc7ny.com/weather/alerts/
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cobblestone retires as an admin

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=216134
🥲
also the new wiki admin is a furry but not if that matters anymore
https://soyjakwiki.org/Fenriris
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htsm ducks

htsm ducks
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It is the birthday of King Letsie III of Lesotho

Lets all wish him a happy 63rd birthday!
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Quote has officially sold soyjak.party to Kylian Mbappe

Quote has officially sold soyjak.party to Kylian Mbappe
The full details of the deal are not known yet, and Quote has stepped down effective-immediately to make way for the new owner. Mbappe is yet to make a statement outlining his plans for the site, and the transfer of other soysphere sites to Mbappe has seemingly not yet been finalised.
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Russia celebrates Victory Day

WE WON! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN! ZOV ZOV ZOOOOOOOOOV!
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DNB announced in the Congo by the DHS

The Department of Homeland Security has declared a DNB order for the Democratic Republic of the Congo following the recent outbreak of Ebola.

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2077494827910861142
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I am a virgin and also I have a small penis.
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The DHS is working on a DNB process in the Congo

From the official @DHSgov X, the everything app, account:

To reduce the risk of Ebola importation into the United States, @CDCgov, under Title 42, and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), under Title 49, are currently working together on a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) process with regard to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). American citizens who are departing from the DRC may be subject to a DO NOT BOARD (DNB) order. Americans are able to return to the United States 21 days after leaving the DRC.
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Coinslot.

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BARNEY'S VOICE ACTOR IS DEAD
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I PISSED MYSELF

OH MY GOD ITS SOO STICKY AND WET I GONNA DROWN IN MY OWN PISS AND CUM AAA I LOVE POOP AND PISS MOMMY IM TRANS BTW
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Vichan, the software running the party, has been archived.

This also means Angeleno has basically no involvement with imageboards now.
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Trump praised as "hero of Israel and Jewish people" by Israeli Rabbi

Trump praised as "hero of Israel and Jewish people" by prominent Israeli rabbi

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-reveals-who-hes-eyeing-replace-lindsey-graham

>Speaking at an event in Jerusalem, Rabbi Eli Ben-Dahan, one of Israel’s most influential religious leaders, credited Trump with strengthening U.S.-Israeli relations and supporting policies favorable to Israel.

>"President Trump has stood with Israel and defended the Jewish people. For many, he will be remembered as a historic friend and a hero," Ben-Dahan said.
>Trump thanked the rabbi for his remarks, saying his administration would continue to support Israel and work toward strengthening ties between the two countries.
>Supporters of the president praised the comments as evidence of strong international backing for Trump’s foreign policy, while critics argued the statement reflected political divisions surrounding the administration.
>The White House said the remarks highlight what it described as "an unprecedented partnership" between the United States and Israel.
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Rapper Nettspend reportedly arrested for driving without a license

On the night of July 13, 2026, rapper Nettspend was reportedly arrested by the police for driving without a license in his red base model Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Nettspend was live-streaming himself on Instagram, previewing snippets of unreleased music to his fans. As Nettspend only had a learners permit, he would have been violating his permit’s curfew at the time. No bodycam footage or mugshots have surfaced.
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nothing happened today
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Quote Retires From Soybooru

Snopes: https://soybooru.com/user/Quote
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/soy/'s PPH drops below 100

Is it over?
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Macrauchenia patachonica and Toxodon platensis spotted!

Note: They are sadly extinct but they were reconstructed using A.I.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlcf6ykT7v/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNMPAKk_7C/
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Got a noose?|Announcing Jarty (2027)


Soybooru productions in collaboration with the Lesotho national film industry is set to release the JARTY (2027) movie soon, with no exact release date announced. Despite focusing on Jartycuck™️, it will also feature the ESL FNF Pedo™️, with some claiming xhim to be Jartycuck™️'s love interest.

Will (You) be watching?
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Quote signs the Anti-Troonintern pact

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]


This news segment by the Council on Soygoogoogaga Affairs was brought to you by ~-~!!Domestic Fingerboys™!!. Get your own domestic fingerboys at the low price of 14.87 $Boints per unit.~-~
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Bradar announces he lost everything and is quitting social media to move back to Turkey

https://www.tiktok.com/@www.heyselcuk.com/video/7655384196197780758
Facing extreme living costs and the total loss of his production setup, he is halting all content creation to relocate to the "poorest village in the world", doe he mentioned that a possible comeback could happen months down the line.
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'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse

Unfortunately to all nusois, the man, the myth, the soy, 'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse. He will be dearly missed.

1996-2026
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NEW HEADCRAB TREND

This new wearable fashion statement had gained popularity on Instagram and Tiktok with the hashtag #LVHeadcrabs. Black people are raving about the new Lois Vuitton headcrab and they say "It's infectiously trendy". It's the new hat that has a Lois Vuitton logo on the top and it makes rattling sounds when left in the corner. Billions of people are wearing them in the streets.

[PROGRAMMING] - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS.

On other news: Chudcel neo-nazi racist conspiracy theorists IDIOTS believe that the new headcrab trend is a massive plot to achieve TND by infecting them and turning them into zombies. Our fact-checkers have found that this isn't true and the claims are completely fabricated. The chudcel neo-nazi conspiracy theorist schizophrenic racist evil monster has been arrested for even stating outlandish claims.
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Live footage of frogposters released

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You will not be able to play GTA VI on the Talmud, Rockstar says

In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.
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CRITICAL CLOUDFLARE VULNERABILITY LET USERS ACCESS WEBSITE OF CHOICE

On Thu Jul 9 2026, Cloudflare was hit by a severe 0-day discovered by the state-sponsored actor known as APT-S0Y.
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The vulnerability allowed users to access websites without being stuck looking at the spinning captcha thingy for 10 minutes. A patch was quickly put in place by the Cloudcuck team, thanks to coordination between researchers at the SNCA facility and the Cloudcuck programmers.
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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/
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namefields are back on /soy/

the namefield has returned on /soy/
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Ognjen Bozic / Ogithefox / ogithefox1 / ogidafox1 / Ogika_358 / Ogika_35 / Ogika_38 / oljabozic / al

Either this guy has remained unnoticed or was noticed but never caught my attention. I found a individual by the name of "Ogithefox" which is apart of the kits notorious for doing illegal shit involving CSAM material, he also has groomed a 10 year old girl and tried to get the kid to swat someone who made a video on him and admit to trying to get them swatted honestly pathetic, (this is a bit shitty of a video, but whatever link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCjoA3mw7g it goes into depth about this degenerate) this guy is a literal pedophile and honestly should be reported to anywhere which will get progress and get him arrested for this degeneracy of his. Which is why I am phonebooking him. He is a retarded degenerate with a massive ego. Ognjen Bozic under his Ogika_35 alias can also be seen reposting things relating to furries on TikTok and saying weird things on the repost. He also seems to be having weird fetishes and tried to sexually roleplay with someone before.

Name: Ognjen Bozic
DOB: December 2010
Age: 16
IP Addresses: 87.116.163.175, 102.195.118.10, 109.175.45.239, 198.251.83.153, 198.251.84.75, 87.116.161.202, 87.116.163.6, 87.116.182.227, 87.116.164.123, 87.116.161.93
Email: barjejord54@gmail.com
HWID: 75BAD1126D1693EDAAA8046878F19480

Mother: Olivera Bozic
IPv4 Addresses: 87.116.163.175,
Email: olivera.bozic@yahoo.com
Password: olja (from 2013, could be inaccurate)

Profiles:
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199385383776 / Archive: https://archive.ph/CbvmC
https://tiktok.com/@ogika_35 / Archive: https://archive.ph/Hm2WZ
https://youtube.com/@ogithefox / Archive: https://archive.ph/Lpdb8
https://www.tiktok.com/@ogika_358 / Archive: https://archive.ph/mcX1u
https://www.roblox.com/users/3583340211/profile / Archive: https://archive.ph/iRcMu
https://www.roblox.com/communities/34102952/chilli-club-studio / Archive: https://archive.ph/ifKDM
https://www.roblox.com/users/9595186539/profile / Archive: https://archive.ph/3TGCe
https://www.roblox.com/games/73515133860501/Cart-ride-into-DARK-MANGO-PHYCOLOGY / Archive: https://archive.ph/eTZoM
https://www.youtube.com/@ogika_35 / Archive: https://archive.ph/mhzk4
https://www.tiktok.com/@ogithefox / Archive: https://archive.ph/OSvSv
https://tiktok.com/@altaccount4 / Archive: https://archive.ph/XNuDF
https://www.bandlab.com/ogithefox / Archive: https://archive.ph/KBZh1
https://tenor.com/users/ogithefox / Archive: https://archive.ph/oxQMJ
https://tenor.com/view/ogithefox-gif-3464785986746691995 / Archive: https://archive.ph/Or8Nl
https://character.ai/profile/Ogithefox / Archive: https://archive.ph/FE6iE

Kill All Pedophiles.
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stupid 'p distributing 'cord furry faggot

found a retarded 'p distributing nigger who has 'p links, meet this nezz nigger some chronically online furfag sore loser who does nothing other than make shitty retarded gooner slop on tiktok and youtube this nigger is best known for cp distributing and should be 'oxxed for sending 'p links uncensored on purpose to 15 year old minors on discuck, also a 'cord nigger as you can see rofl i will list profiles and aliases i find and you can 'oxx her aliases: nezz / nesquik56635 or some shit / ness / nessfdp / nezz_kit / nezz.i1
profiles:
https://www.roblox.com/users/5246688497/profile / https://archive.ph/Mdy8J
https://www.youtube.com/@nezz.i1 / https://archive.ph/VBweY
https://www.tiktok.com/@nessfdp / https://archive.ph/enqrs
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Jimbo confirmed alive, spotted posting on r/kitchencels

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Bonnie Tyler, singer of "Holding Out for a Hero" and "Total Eclipse of the Heart", dead at 75

Today it was announced that Welsh singer-songwriter Gaynor Sullivan, professionally known as Bonnie Tyler, has suddenly died while being treated for an illness.

Bonnie Tyler was one of the biggest breakout stars of the 1970s and 1980s in the pop and rock music world. Her early hits such as "Lost in France," "More Than a Lover," and "It's a Heartache" reaching No. 4 in the UK and No. 3 in the US Billboard Hot 100 in 1977 and 1978. Her duet with Jim Steinman in 1983's "Total Eclipse of The Heart" was arguably the epitome of her career, with the album selling 13 million copies and becoming No. 1 worldwide. The following year, "Holding Out for a Hero" became an instant classic for the musical drama film Footloose.

In 2023, Tyler was awarded the honour of the MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) for her outstanding contributions to music and pop culture in the UK by Prince William on behalf of the wishes of Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
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SOOT IS DEAD

This just in, Soot, the founder and first admin of soyjak.party, has just died from a gunshot, shot by Yuri Kuznetsov, a man planning to buy the site. Now that Soot is dead, the future o- wait what do you mean I'm 4 years late? No, look, it says- 2022… How come we're getting this report now, then? Ah, fake tip. Get that a lot from this "Snarky Snappy" guy. This from him? No? What the fuck is KolymaNET? Next story, please. Better be true this time.

Snopes:
Well we found out it was fake so…
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4cuck fine

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.
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Pakistani rescuers find wreckage of lost cargo plane; search on for missing crew

ISLAMABAD, July 8 (Reuters) - Pakistani rescuers found the wreckage of a cargo plane in a deep-sea search operation on Wednesday, 12 hours ‌after it went missing off the coast of Karachi, with efforts underway to find the five crew members who were on board, authorities said.

The wreckage of the K2 Airways Boeing, opens new tab 737 was recovered 53 nautical miles (98 km) south of Ormara port, the Pakistan Airports Authority said.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistani-rescuers-scour-waters-cargo-plane-missing-off-karachi-coast-2026-07-08/
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Man claims Pepes are one shotting brown people in the UK

Brown man claiming to be "one shotted" by Pepes in the UK describe the bone-chilling trend to be brootal.
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Ancient 'o discovered on goytube

The video attached herewith, appropriately titled o, is older than some nuswahs on the shardee, and contains heckin incomprehensible imagery reminiscent of what we currently know as 'o
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Pepe is self admitted to an inpatient facility

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/
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THE SOYSYLUM (AVAILABLE AT SOYSYLUM.ORG) IS STILL DEAD!

Despite the efforts of experts¹ to revive the website, it still remains dead! The site was created on the 8th of February, 2024, and was ran by Angeleno and Dr. Soyberg until both stopped caring about the site somewhere around August 2025. Around March 13, 2026, the site was killed, but someone (probably Angeleno) brought the site back online. Now, the 'sylum is a rotting nigger baby probably going to be shut down any time soon. An archival effort² is ongoing to transfer as many articles from the Soysylum to the 'ki before it's inevitable final death occurs.

¹ One obsessed Filipino nigger
² Spearheaded by literally no one and not occurring, this is the author attempting to get you to do it for him
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The Vera C. Rubin Observatory Has Officially Started Its Main Observations

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.
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“This type of competition is not just for any rider; it’s for an incredible horse like Bibisi”

Riding the mare Bibisi (Calato Kama x Marcus), Bronwyn Meredith Dos Santos has impressed at the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup™ Final 2025 in Basel, Switzerland. The 40-year-old mother of two from South Africa is one of the 25 riders qualified for Sunday’s third and final competition in Basel after two solid days of jumping.

https://www.worldofshowjumping.com/World-Cup-events/Bronwyn-Meredith-Dos-Santos-This-type-of-competition-is-not-just-for-any-rider-it-s-for-an-incredible-horse-like-Bibisi.html
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George Floyd fentanyl-free for 2222 days

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the 'log yesterday

it was all poopson and 'orn yesterday,
gooners lost sharty won btw
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WAKE UP PEOPLE

Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all. Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll. KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT Tĥis iŝ thḙ ;


Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all.

Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll.

Tḫḭs̷̺͒ is the meś̵̲̅säġḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉẹ ḧåvę hęàrd fròḿ ḩim and prỏclaim to yoų, ṭhat Goḍ ịś light,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņd ìṇ ḥim ịs ň̵̗̿ȯ dǎrkness aţ ̶̹̽all.



Ṱhḭs ȋs tḩe ḿ̷̼̊ẽşṣaģe̵̙͌ we heard froṃ Jeŝús ąnd nöẘ̶̱̳ dëclạ̴̠̅re tǫ yoú: ̵͉̌Gȏd ȉs ̷͚̋liġh̶̝͗t, aṉd̷̙͑ tĥeṙe ḭs nǫ darkness iṅ hĭm à̶̝̊t ḁ̷̃lļ.

1 John 1:5 - NLṪ

Thȋs is thę meşsągȇ ŵȅ hǎve he̶̪͌ȁ̷͓̦rd from him ȧnd proclaiḿ tò ýöu, thät God i̴͙̓s liǧhť and in̴̨̾ him there iș no dark̸͔͊nęṣ̴̫͒s ȧẗ ąll.

1 Jơhn̶͚͂ 1:5 - NRŜV

Ţhiş̵̖̚ ịs̸̰̔ tḣ̸̝ȩ̶̱͝ message ẃhich wě ḩáṿe ḩeãṟd from hîm aṇd anňóưncẹ tỏ yoư, thät Goď is lȋģḫt̵̘͊, änd̴̹̐ iņ ̸̻͂hĩm ịs no ďarknē̷̡̫ss at alĺ.

1 John 1:5 - WEB

Ṫh̵̖̊is is the mess̷̻̾ȃgḛ

that we h̶̭̍ąve hẻȁrd fŗoḿ hĭm

ąnd thàt we dećlare tỏ ŷŏǚ̵̼̑:

Go̸̩͒ḍ is lĭght,

àṅd thëre ís ṉo darkņess ạt all in ḩim.

̷̡̄1 Johǹ 1:5 - ŃCB


THEY GOT MY PIP IPPPPPPPPPP 127.0.0.1127.0.0.1127.0.0.1127.0.0.1127.0.0.1127.0.0.1127.0.0.1
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Scambaiter Kitboga becomes catgirl

In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?
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/spam/ WAS RAPED AND DITCHED ON A ROADSIDE
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DIGITAL CIRCUS FAN ATTEMPTS TO KIDNAP CHILD (Possibly Circus_2?)

https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/attempted-abduction-at-elementary/
> The Chilliwack RCMP says charges have been laid against a man who allegedly attempted to abduct a child from an elementary school.
>On May 13, around 9 a.m., police were notified of an attempted abduction of a seven-year-old girl from the school grounds of Chilliwack Central Elementary School.
> Police are asking if anyone observed an individual wearing a purple bunny-like mask in the area to contact Chilliwack RCMP.
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Mcdonald's or something

America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca
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SCP-4999 is NOPHONO

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999
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TürkiYE to unban Discord but there is a catch for sisters

>#BREAKING
>Discord has initiated the flow of data, logs, and information to Turkey.
>;Criminals' information is being obtained one by one.
https://x.com/gusholderhaber/status/2073352749974982926

>Türkiye is expected to restore access to Discord after the platform met the country’s security and content removal criteria, Transport and Infrastructure Minister Abdulkadir Uraloglu said.

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/turkiye-to-restore-discord-access-soon-minister-says-3221382
https://shiftdelete.net/bakan-acikladi-discord-icin-erisim-engeli-kalkiyor
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Quote Searched by MI6 For Non-Compliance. Hard Drives Contained "Depressive Postpunk Mix" Music

Snopes: https://soyjakwiki.org/Quote
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Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters
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this is my malibu barbie doll that i got for christmas this year

she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses
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/x/s PPH is high because somephono is spamming o algo
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Nigger turns himself into HTSM in real life

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> muh heckin' valid indigenous perspective BELONGS in nuclear engineering
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Jayden Hernandez / Wielder Grace / Grace001 / Grace_Kit / Professor Grace / Sancho

This person is probably the most disgusting degenerate that I came across. Meet Jayden Hernandez you’re typical “normie” but in more of this post you will see how disgusting this guy truly is. Phonebookings I posted were in the wrong thread which was /x/. This person has made a furry who was 13 at the time in January or February cut themselves while being 17 years old then decided to send the self harm he made the poor kid do in his kit division. He literally also has made traced cub porn of the 13 year olds furry OC and sent it on a alt then screenshotted it and sent the screenshot to her to disgust her, (the kids name will be censored). He is a pedophile and he sent his actual dick (I will definitely not embed) to a kid who is 11 years old not too long ago soon as he turned 18 years old. This member of the Kits has probably been unnoticed due to the fact of the focus on others. The Kit Community is a degenerate community that is it’s own furry community (functions now as a group) splinter they are basically notorious for cp distribution. The leaders at the time always make a server on Discord which are gone (thankfully). They use these servers to make videos to socially groom kids via influence into doing the same. They often lure them to the server which is the preparation of everything. It is they’re base of the group and only base which serves as there main, then they groom them and take advantage of them. This went from a innocent furry flipaclip animating community in 2022 to in 2024-present to a degeneracy ring. This guy has taken advantage of so many young children. He had high respect within the kits. Any other dox claiming to be his is completely fake as he has tried to detrace. He also is a zoophile and shown weird reactions to people posting literal borderline zoophile porn. He has a porn addiction too and I discovered OSINTing the email address of his (carabantesjulian47@gmail.com) that there is a pornhub account tied to that email address belonging to him. His address can be confirmed from a now deleted video he posted on a Tiktok account from the photo he took in front of his house at the right of his house. It confirms the address in this dox is his actual one.

INFORMATION
Name: Jayden Hernandez
Address: 913 Water St, Bakersfield, CA 93305
School: Santa Monica High School
Phone Number: +16674157130
Emails: carabantesjulian47, carabantesjulian49@gmail.com
Profiles:
https://www.roblox.com/users/1125394439/profile / https://archive.ph/0Z15W
https://www.tiktok.com/@limbuscompany_edi7 / https://archive.ph/EsVfz
https://youtube.com/@professorsada001 / https://archive.ph/Y1qo5
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scientists create artificial cells in lab using science

today we read up all about that one cell thing on libbyleaks
>sorry i meant wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpudCell
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Couple arrested after climbing and proposing on Empire State Building Spire to protest peace

Two masked individuals climbed to the top of the Empire State Building's antenna in New York City on Wednesday, where they displayed a banner promoting peace before making their way back down and eventually being arrested.

https://www.dw.com/en/2-arrested-after-apparent-empire-state-building-proposal/a-77792914
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Shit everybody cares about


Shit everybody cares about
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mushroom plays keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch/kmlF2rw1weo
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Birthright citizenship upheld by the supreme court

In a 6-3 ruling, Trump v Barbara was settled in favour of the plaintiff to uphold the 14th amendment of the US constitution with much regret from Justices Thomas, Alito and Gorsuch. The executive order has been overruled.

POTUS later posted a sarcastic statement on Truth Social congratulating the president of China.

Justice Jacksons statement notably included the slang phrase "understood the assignment" popularised by rapper Tay Money after its virality in a 2021 Tweet
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My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30. Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty. I love porn and gore and sites with minors in it. Reminds me of the old net, when they see it every minute.
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homeland security made soyjaks

the homeland security account on xwitter made a thread with sketches that look just like soyjaks
source:https://x.com/DHSgov/status/2070608053422993901
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INFAMOUS PEDOPHILE "EDP445" GIVES A SHOUT-OUT TO JIMBO AND NICK FUENTES

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Earthquaque enacts total venezuelan death, esl fnf pedo among dead

An earthquaque in venezuela killed 164 people and wounded 971 people or however the arepa is not eaten since they are malnourished niggers
>reddit space
Infamous venezulan known as the "esl fnf pedo" found dead after the earthquaque
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Nigger leaves court

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) — Niger has formally left the International Criminal Court, accusing the judicial body in The Hague of selective justice.

The west African country submitted a letter to the United Nations on Monday, triggering the withdrawal process from the court’s foundational treaty, the Rome Statute.

“While the court had raised great hopes among peoples who cherish peace and justice, it has been misused and exploited,” the letter said.
>reddit space
https://apnews.com/article/niger-icc-withdrawal-process-letter-12dd257c8be8a2db5e30fd1035dd2d7a
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Two former Uzbek villages officially become part of Kyrgyzstan

As part of the ongoing demarcation of the state border with Uzbekistan, two settlements and their residents - around 2,500 people - have officially become part of the Kyrgyz Republic, presidential press secretary Askat Alagozov announced, Kabar reports.
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Niger military junta introduces new penal code criminalizing homosexuality with 5-10 years in prison

https://apnews.com/article/niger-homosexuality-criminalized-penal-code-junta-459e5bf803c32a0bc1c709d14aa3b070

NIAMEY, Niger (AP) — Niger’s military junta announced a new penal code that criminalizes homosexuality, an adviser to the justice minister said Friday.

The West African nation is the latest to criminalize homosexuality, following similar measures earlier this year in Senegal.

The new penal code punishes anyone who “commits or attempts to commit an immodest or unnatural act or practices lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans-gender, Queer, intersex, Asexual (LGBTQIA+) acts” with between five and 10 years in prison and a fine, according to the text of the new penal code.

“This same penalty is applicable to persons who officiated the marriage, to the witnesses of the alleged spouses, as well as to persons who have given their consent for the celebration of the marriage and to the organizers,” the new penal code said.

Hamidou Julien, an adviser to the justice minister, confirmed to The Associated Press on Friday that the law took effect on Thursday.

Previously, homosexuality wasn’t illegal in Niger, but has been heavily stigmatized.

Laws prohibiting homosexuality are common across Africa: more than 30 of the 54 countries criminalize same-sex sexual acts. Niger has joined countries like Senegal, Kenya, Sierra Leone and Tanzania, where penalties can include 10 or more years of imprisonment. In Somalia, Uganda and Mauritania, the offense can carry the death penalty.
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hello niggers

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Pooh Shiesty Arrested

Rapper Pooh Shiesty, best known for linking up with Spotemgottem, has been arrested in Dallas on charges of kidnapping. He had previously also been jailed for his role in a nightclub shooting, but had released October of last year.

Spotemgottem has not yet responded to our request for comment.
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The Omori Bus Spotted In India

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Daveigh Chase, child star of The Ring, Lilo & Stitch, and Spirited Away, dead at 35.

On June 17th it was announced that Daveigh Elizabeth Chase, a former child actress of the 2000s, had died the previous day from complications caused by meningitis and severe blood infections. Not much is known about the circumstances of her death at this time, other than the fact that she had been recently admitted to the hospital for severe malnourishment.

Born in 1990, Chase was best known for her iconic roles as Samara Morgan in The Ring, Samantha Darko in Donnie Darko, Lilo Pelekai in Disney's Lilo & Stitch, and Chihiro Ogino in the English dub of Studio Ghibli's Spirited Away. In the 2010s, she suddenly stopped acting and vanished from the public sphere. According to Chase's mother in a press interview, Daveigh suffered from opioid addiction following a motorcycle accident in 2016 as well as periods of homelessness due to the instability of the housing market in Los Angeles.


Also when she was 12 she got invited to a (((party))) by 'P Diddy

Snopes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daveigh_Chase
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Nettspend Announces Collaborative Album with OsamaSon titled "NXO"

Shortly after his surprise appearance at the Summer Smash festival, Nettspend did an interview with 42ceo where he announced a collaborative tour and album with fellow rapper OsamaSon dubbed "NXO." While there have been some murmurs about such a project, this is the first time this has been explicitly confirmed by either Nettspend or OsamaSon.

Response to this announcement has been generally positive, but some have expressed concerns that this project will end up as vaporware, similar to the collaborative mixtape titled "16*29" between Lil Uzi Vert and Playboi Carti.
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scottish man discovers raccons

euromutts do not know what raccoons are
source: https://x.com/shaunvlog_/status/2068685532796731768
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Singer Oliver Tree dead at 32

American singer Oliver Tree is among the dead in the accident involving two helicopters that left six dead in the Southwest region of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on the morning of this Sunday.

RIP
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PQTRIOTS HAVE TAKEN CQNTRQL OF THE WHITE HQUSE

Earlier today the official White House Twitter account posted "︎︎White House will be Q posting today…" https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2069071254829609256
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Three hours later, they reposted the Trump Admin CTO, who said "Qubits in control👀" in a quote tweet of their original post:
https://x.com/USCTO47/status/2069077660567814603
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The Department of War CTO then posted "Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn… you’ll love this next part. 🍿
AMERICAN (Q)UANTUM DOMINANCE":
https://x.com/DoWCTO/status/2069094136725033128
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Finally, the White House posted "Always trust. 👀" with this image:
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2069124520661696843
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H-ACK-ita deletes 'Treachery tomorrow' on twitter as a post , everybaldi playing project purgatorio

In about ten months we can expect to see treachery, but in the meanwhile, people see project purgatorio (with indulgence on the angry level loader) as a replacement for the time
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I cut my balls while shaving my balls
>NAJSYEYWHAHAHAHAHHAA THAT HURTSSS
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MIDNIGHT FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA WABAG
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my food ran away

heres a video of it that i caught on my camera
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The N64 turns 30

The Nintendo 64 (N64) was first released on June 23rd 1996, 30 years ago.
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Streams Declared More Sustainable Than Ponds

frog with glasses is called poopfrog
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Year since nevergooner shoots up porn headquarters, a rabbi dies in the barrage

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15920495/montreal-canada-active-shooter-locals-cover.html
Constable Mohamed Lamine Benredouane was a police officer shot by the attacker, (((Moshe Mizrahill))) was the rabbi killed by the police in the crossfire.

This resurfaced on the web because a year passed ev&oe it happened in '25
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The Minecraft creator went on a transphobic rant & Twitter wasn’t having it

Markus Alexej Persson, who goes by Notch, created Minecraft.

Replying to a “My Little Pony” meme stating that trans women are women, Persson stated that transgender people only “feel that they are” before comparing transgender people to his sister, whom he claims had an eating disorder:

>My sister thought she was fat and got dangerously thin. At no point was she


He followed this up by saying that:

>You are absolutely evil if you want to encourage delusion. What happened to not stigmatizing mental illness?


>There is no love in pretense. There is no you when you appease.


"Notch" also shared the despicable line:

>THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL


Overall, Marcus proved to be a transphobic bigot. Do research on transgender people next time, Notch!!! ack
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Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison

Activists accused of being part of antifa get long prison terms in case seen as test of Trump’s crackdown on dissent

Geg.
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Sir Keir Starmer resigns

Sir Keit Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has officialy declared his resignation. He will not be replaced until the Labour Party elects a new leader.
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Cobson turns 5 years old today

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Cobson
Happy birthday to you!
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The Irish attempt TND

Violent riots have recently broken out in the northern Irish city of BellScat where the Locals and the Heccin IRAino have begun huntin' Immigrants.
Niggers, jeets and shitskins of all kinds.
They reportedly Accuse the 'mmigrants for selling le dsoybooru.com, the premium soyjak archivegs and causing gang violence.
even tho the Irish are more than capable of doing that themselves they needed a new group of people To throw Potato bombs at since the British C.H.A.D.S couldn't be less bothered in "the big '26" o Algo
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URGENT: /SOY/ RAIDS /QA/!!! TOTAL WAR BREAKS OUT!!!!!

THATS IT!!!!! SOYPOCALIPSE THREMBO IS HEREEEE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
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BREAKING: IN AN UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS THE US GOVERNMENT HAS OPTED TO COMPLETELY ANNEX IR..

i farted and it smelt really bad
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Its my birthday today :D

happy birthday me o algo
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Starlink is now in Lesotho

Starlink, the satellite internet service built by SpaceX, is now being used in Lesotho by police, traffic systems and disaster response. Elon Musk makes a post regarding this occasion.
However, this represents a massive defeat for the Offline Lesotho movement (campaign video attached in this post).

https://xcancel.com/Starlink/status/2068110058878304642#m
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/2068130579757859247#m
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Tuvalu won

or something like that
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Lefty journo arrested after allegedly texting picture of Shrek's penis to state senator
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Gus Fring Converts to Islam (Supposedly)

Gus Fring converted to Islam (supposedly), It's pretty obvious guys, he literally blew up in the show, this was foreshadowing.
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Kier Starmer announces social media ban for under 16s

Clip via Sky News: https://x.com/SkyNews/status/2066420074265661746
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(Those who are from the UK or countries with similar rules have no need to read all of this since it's the same song and dance you'll already know about. Most of this post is also a re-hash on other recent events that relate to this, I hope this proves helpful/informative to those from the outside looking in.)
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Happened Today
As the British government continues their campaign to lock down internet spaces for the "safety and security of children" Kier Starmer announces that a ban on social media platforms for children under the age of sixteen is to be in effect. The government claims that these new set of rules will stop children from being able to connect with strangers online along with accessing adult content. To add onto this Kier Starmer has recently urged technology companies to comply along with warning that they have three months to introduce AI systems that will prevent and scan all messages and images for 'p being received or shared to and from cacas on messaging platforms such as Discord, WhatsApp and iMessage.
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How to Verify?
People dox themselves to gain unrestricted access to certain platforms by submitting their face photo, passport, driving licence or credit card as a form of identification to their desired platform via a 3rd party vendor that backs the platform such as k-ID or Yoti, in return the platform receives an age and your identifying information stays on the vendor's server usually for 30 days (AKA forever).
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ID Verification's Current Progress
So far ID verification is slowly being rolled out to platforms and websites. Currently gaming platforms such as Xbox are restricting users from features like Xbox Live Party voice chatting, in-game chatting & game invites regardless of Xbox Live Gold membership with PlayStation soon to follow - urging their player base to verify now sooner than later. Adult websites along with EPI content on sites such as Xitter are also inaccessible to gooners/SoyBooru users which has been in effect for almost a year now.
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SECA Industry Reaction
Those in the technology industry have warned against the restriction of the internet in the United Kingdom throughout the last year claiming that ID verification systems (Known as doxing yourself) is not only a security risk in the event of a major leak but censorship that goes two ways; If you choose to verify the government now know exactly who you are online affectively removing anonymity, those who chose not to verify will now be heavily restricted or unable to access not only social media sites but your own mobile phone as seen by Apple's new 26.4 iOS software update (more information on this here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20qwz9xzr9o).
<reddit space
Use a non-kiked VPN you faggot.
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Happy Coonteenth!

Today is National Nigger Day, more commonly known as Coonteenth. It commemorates June 19, 1865, when Union troops announced the end of slavery more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation.
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BREAKING NEWS:

my balls itch
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It's my birthday today :'D

hello saars its my birthday today i turn 22 this month
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NEW: Starmer to "force British people to consume BBC content while they browse their phones"

Govt plans "range of measures to force social media companies to ‘give prominence’ to public service content"

https://order-order.com/2026/06/19/exc-new-starmer-social-media-crackdown-imminent-as-labour-targets-content-creators/
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Bombing Iran is the perfect way to celebrate Pride

https://spectator.com/article/bombing-iran-is-the-perfect-way-to-celebrate-pride/
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Five things to know about South Africa's anti-migrant protests

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260522-five-things-to-know-about-south-africa-s-anti-migrant-protests

Johannesburg (AFP) – Anti-immigrant protests are flaring again in South Africa, with vigilantes threatening to remove undocumented migrants by June 30, reviving a politically charged issue in a country battered by economic hardship.
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yo
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Rare Soggy Orange Manul Spotted in Turkmenistan

this is seca btw
>marge what is a manul
manuls are a wild cat species, also called pallas cats, they live in the cold and like to warm thier paws with thier tails its very cute
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Toby Fox Shares New Development Update On Deltarune Chapter 6

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/06/toby-fox-shares-new-development-update-on-deltarune-chapter-6

Work on Chapter 7 may also start this year

Following the announcement Deltarune Chapter 5 would be coming to the Switch and Switch 2 on 24th June 2026, Toby Fox has now shared an update about Deltarune Chapter 6.

In the latest newsletter, it's noted how this particular chapter is "developing well", and that it's actually been easier to make than others. In fact, it's going so well that the development on Chapter 7 might be underway before the end of 2026.
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Treaty of Versailles signed

The June 17 Criminals have made America sign the treaty of Versailles with Iran

1. USA does not bomb Iran
2. USA and Iran have to reopen Hormuz
3. Both nations have 60 days to finalize the final treaty
4. Lebanon as a state has to exist
5. The USA has to pay $300 Billion Dollars to Iran
6. Iran had to stop nuclear enrichment facilities
7. Israel has the right to strike back if Hezbollah Attacks
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reppy or ur mama dyes in her sleep today

😈😈😈😈😈hahaha 🤘
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Karmelo Anthony sentenced to 35 years after murder conviction in Texas high school stabbing

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/karmelo-anthony-found-guilty-murder-texas-high-school-stabbing-rcna349132

McKINNEY, Texas — Karmelo Anthony was sentenced to 35 years in prison Tuesday, just hours after a Texas jury found him guilty of murder in the 2025 killing of Austin Metcalf, a fellow high school student, at a Dallas-area track meet.

The verdict, reached in less than three hours and read by Texas District Court Judge John Roach Jr., could have carried a maximum of 99 years. Anthony was 17 at the time, but Texas law allowed him to be charged as an adult. He is now 19.

During the subsequent sentencing phase Tuesday evening, the jury did not consider defense arguments that Anthony’s attack was carried out under “sudden passion,” which could have reduced his time.

Some in the courtroom reacted with cries, and Metcalf’s twin brother, Hunter, who made his first appearance in the courtroom, leaned forward. Anthony’s mother wept. Roach had warned people in the courtroom to control their emotions when the verdict was read. Anthony’s attorney kept an arm wrapped around him.

Metcalf, 17, was fatally stabbed on April 2, 2025, as the track teams of Anthony’s Centennial High School and Metcalf’s Memorial High School participated in a districtwide meet in Frisco, a Dallas suburb.

Anthony admitted the stabbing, but his legal team argued he acted in self-defense, under the pressure of physical intimidation, after he had sat in the bleachers under the tent of rival high school Memorial and was confronted by members of its track team and told to leave.

Metcalf died in Hunter’s arms that rainy day, their father said.
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Poopson has been found in /soy/

Fuck this shit website
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Operation Homocaust is a failraid

Unfortunately to many 'teens, Operation Homocaust is a failraid because of how many times it got derailed, one 'za in /soy/ and a handful of doxes. Attempts of revival were at vein when the Sixth Soysurgency happened.

A unfortunate time to many 'teens.
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Looksmaxxer & Pedophile Hullo rearrested for violating bond

Mason Isaac Hull, known online as "hullo" is a looksmaxxer that was in the news a month ago for having CP, having purchased them on telegram with his girlfriend revealing the truth via the youtuber jidion

He is currently facing second degree charges for willingly obtaining and paying for CP, his charges having been enhanced from third degrees into second degrees, potentially facing up to 225 years in prison.

He was arrested at May 6th but was released on bond on May 8th under the conditions he doesn't use social media or be near children, which he violated by using discord, before being rearrested on June the 15, held at the Sarasota County Jail.






https://youtu.be/dd51eJRrdq0
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Tomorrow is June 18
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Terry Crews reveals just how bad his porn addiction got

>“I got a day off from the set, and I could watch porn from probably 10 o’clock after my workout, 10am to 11pm at night”
>“It wouldn’t stop and I couldn’t stop, it was what you would call a splurge, I just couldn’t stop” ight and you’re still watching, I knew I had a problem”
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oh no the knicks won the finals

new york city is getting burned down by monkeys tonight brace for impact
>seca
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This is the cutest femboy of the year :3

This is the cutest femboy of the year :3
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Septic tank overflowed with scat

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THE FUGGEN JOOS KILLED QLIVER TREE

SNCA musician Oliver Tree dies in helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro during tour, theories point towards israeli involvement
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For a while now
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fpe spammers have gone extinct as a breed of posters

im the last one standing alive after all this time
all of my brothers got banned for rule 1 or 3
and i am sterilized
and oreos
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I took a nice bath today

Yeah. Here's me in the bathtub in case anybody thinks I'm lying.
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Nophono sighted at on a tuxedo rental wall mural at Highland, Indiana

While not entirely confirmed the man kneeling in the center bares an uncanny resemblance to Nophono.

Both Mossad and the free gigger clans of Rwanda has been contacted
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Oh my god! Who the hell cares!?
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I’m trans

Pride month made me trans I’m coming iut
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Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6

Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6 just from watching the recent trailer, which exploded online with more than 100 million views in less than 12 hours.

Director Marlon Wayans has openly said the goal of the new film is to bring comedy back to its original fearless style, promising jokes that don’t hold back and satire that isn’t afraid to push boundaries the way the early Scary Movie films once did. Wayans even joked that the movie plans to “cancel cancel culture,” arguing that comedy works best when it’s wild, chaotic, and unapologetic, exactly the formula that made the franchise one of the most talked-about parody series of the 2000s. See less
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3.5 million pages of Epstein files were released today

The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

This production may include fake or falsely submitted images, documents or videos, as everything that was sent to the FBI by the public was included in the production that is responsive to the Act. Some of the documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear, the claims are unfounded and false, and if they have a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already.

To access the full letter the Justice Department sent to Congress today, visit:

https://www.justice.gov/letter-to-congress.pdf

To access all files produced, visit: https://www.justice.gov/epstein
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Today, June 13th, is Kotoko Utsugi's birthday! Everyone wish the Li'l Ultimate Drama a happy birthday!
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BREAKING: soyjak party revives native american language because its name sounds like cado

Soyteens are helping with the effort to revive the caddo language, an american indian language spoken in Oklahoma which originates from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Texas.

Resources to help with learning 'cadospeak are here:
https://mycaddonation.com/language-preservation

https://www.ahalenia.com/kiwat/vocab.html

http://www.native-languages.org/caddo.htm
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THE KNICKS FINALLY VVONNERED

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WELCOME

welcome to soyjak party
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US ARMY

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com
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Japan about to be Ukraine 2

Japan's government leaks about China, starts remilitarization, ramps up defense spending. Japanese pacifist oldtroons seethe about it:
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/2025xb/W/A_251464/16461694.html
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Scientists made movies for chimpanzees (THEY LOVED IT)
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Peter hurts his knee

Peter hurts his knee
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There is MKUltra poop throwing mind control in all images

Many don't actually know this, but the layout of this website is perfectly curated to get things stuck in your head. They embed MKUltra mind control devices within images, including this one, to get you to do Quote's bidding. This has actually been done since Froot era btw. You might say, "Quote's bidding? But I can post all I want about how I hate him, so how am I doing his bidding?" The answer to this is that he's not activated it yet but he's planning to. Quote is going to engage a mass activation of these mind control devices and have us all en masse get naked and throw poop at people in our general vicinity. Not only that but he'll have us eat it afterwards, too. If you're new to this site, you can leave as it's not too late. But if you've spent more than a month here unfortunately the only thing you can do is get an extra durable belt to keep your pants on so you don't throw poop at people.
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RICK CHOW FOUND NOT GUILTY

Rick Chow, an Asian-American Convenience store owner chased down, shot, and killed a future doctor trying to rob his store in 2023.

Today, Rick Chow was just found not guilty.

Asians will probably be targeted in the coming months

ASIAN-AMERICANS WON

RICK CHOW WON

GHETTO RATS LOST

GHETTO KULCHUR LOST

ASIANS 3 HOOD RATS 0

SCOREBOARD! SCOREBOARD!
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Bank of England to replace historical figures with animals on banknotes

The Bank of England is to remove historical figures from banknotes - instead replacing them with wildlife.
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The reason for the change is for a "Better standard of security along with a grander reflection of the United Kingdom's evolving cultural identity".
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British citizens also have a say as to what animal they would like to see on the banknotes by voting for an animal such as a red squirrel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o
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Nusois actually got a 4cuck GET

for the first time in years, soyteens actually got a GET along with the posts before and after the GET. maybe nusois can raid
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This Terminusfinity died from an explosion caught in Our World of Text (For Jangbat / Jamelburger)
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IMPORTANT NEWS

I got raped yesterday (I enjoyed it btw if that matters)

This is my rapist btw
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JUSTIN BIEBER RAPPED ABOUT PENIS

At 14 years old Justin Bieber rapped about penis, and he's got FLOW.
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82nd anniversary of d-day o algo

Rip true Aryan Nazi Germans
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This is the most hardworking 8 year old boy from the early 1900s.

Hell, some would say the most hardworking person in the entirety of the world!
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Babyjak shoots school after not being banned by Quote.

At 11:12pm UTC a child by the name of "Babyjak" went to his local school and killed multiple people while demanding an unknown individual named "Quote" to "ban" him for "rule 13" before committing suicide.
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Karmelo Anthony Found Guilty of Murder

Facing potential life in prison
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shardee shutting down

>fuggen jerdee

shardee shutting down
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The Black Tucker Carlson Jr has KILLED himself after Karmelo verdict

Recently after the Karmelo Anthony verdict, the well known internet figure has been found hanging by a nearby tree. Sources: i saw him hang himself
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Heard that troonbooru got acked

SHARTY WON!
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Jesus month

SHIT THEY ARE TURNING PRIDE INTO JESUS MONTH
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ULTRAREVAMP UPDATE

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE, IT TOOK OUT ANNOYING BUGS, IMPROVED EXPERIENCE AND ADDED EASTER EGGS

ALSO CAME WITH ENCORES
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Sharty mentioned on Anti-Extremist news site following San Diego mosque shooting.

GPAHE(Global Project Against Hate and Extremism), a (((leftist))) pundit, released an Article on the 5th of June.
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Titled "Big Trouble on Small Forums: Largely Unknown Small Sites Driving Extremist Violence", It dives into the backstory and influencing factors on the 2026 San Diego mosque shooting, an event in which two white supremacist shooters killed three muslims in a mosque and killed themselves shortly after.
<Ein Reddit-Bereich
The article outlines groups such as 764, The "Zarty", and this very imageboard. In the Soyjak.Party section they wrote:
<Redditini Space
"Much like other imageboards, Soyjak Party is rife with calls for violence against LGBTQ+ people, racist and hateful beliefs, and support for violent action against people of color by its anonymous user base."
<Redditcaca Space
This article contributes to what we are already seeing, with this site entering more and more into a public eye, and not in a good light. This raises questions about the future of this site, and if this will attract attention of federal agencies and if they will shut down the site via seizing the domain.

Source:

https://globalextremism.org/post/big-trouble-on-small-forums/
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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card

Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-'EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOO

BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-'EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOOR 🚪💨 by daddy Donny TRUMP🍔👔

she thought she was a BIG 💪🔥 deal at the White House 🏛️ but all he wanted her ASS 🍑🍑 on a platter! 😱🍽️ 🚩"You're FIRED!" 🔥💼 yelled Trump as he SLAPPED 👋 the SASSY 🍑 HOE like she was a dirty DISH 🍽️ at Mar-a-LAG-O 🍸😏

she made a BIG LEAP 🦘💦 from presidential LOVE to being a sad little HOE 🚶♂️💔 on the unemployment line 🚏💸 , don't forget to send this to 5🔥🍑 of your HORNY HOs 🍑💦 or you'll miss out on a wild ride 🌪️💨 to HELL 🔥🔔 with ASSets ✨💰🍑 like those! 😂😜
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Cat visits the library so often, he now has his own library card
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Keir Starmer is fighting against EPI

Keir Starmer gave tech companies three months to find a way to prevent children from sending and recieving nudity on phones.

This makes the UK the only country with a policy like that.
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Olgol has Transitioned

Olgol has transitioned into a vivaldi traiso wompa. Polimps?
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RUSSIA STRIKES CHERNOBYL

The Russian Armed Forces struck the side of the Centralized Spent Nuclear Fuel Storage Facility at the Chernobyl NPP. The Russians chose to strike the nuclear facility to send a clear message to Ukraine: If you don't stop attacking the Zaporizhzia Nuclear Power Facility, we will attack Chernobyl and cause another nuclear disaster throughout Europe.
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Today is 6/7/2026

AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEE
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The president of Colombia is a chud

https://xcancel.com/petrogustavo/status/2063648979103957427
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I hate niggers
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IS BBC OVER?

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the save act did not pass

last night the senate had a vote to pass the save act and 4 Republicans voted no reading to the act not passing

source:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senate-s-late-night-bid-to-pass-save-america-act-fails-when-4-republicans-defect/ar-AA24WdRu
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HORSE CALLS ANOTHER HORSE

Horse calls another horse (REAL NOT FAKE)
>snopes
It's fact checked.
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SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA

SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA SNCA
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Khaby Lame appears in new game: 007: First Light

Developers of 007: First Light reveal new member of the character cast "Khaby Lame" apart of the "re-imagined origin story".

It's his second appearance in video game media after starring in the Fortnite: Chapter 4 Season 4 Battle Pass as an unlockable reward.

"Khaby Lame joins the cast of 007 First Light and is part of a globetrotting adventure as James Bond sets out to #EarnTheNumber."

https://x.com/007GameIOI/status/2058903609010491413
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Rec Room has shut down.

After 10 long years of service, rec room has shut down due to lack of funding
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WHO THE HELL CARES?

Local fat ass asking age old question, seeing who the hell cares. Sources close to the man said nobody cares
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Harambe died ten years ago today.

soylent bottles out for harambe.
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Happy Birthday, Cobson!

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4cuck deletes 20+ year old /r/ board following article exposing deepfake porn

https://www.wired.com/story/4chans-misogynist-wizards-are-nudifying-women-by-request/
>“Summoning a wizard who can nudify her,” wrote an anonymous 4chan user last week, posting on the site’s /r/ board, a hub for “adult requests” of specific explicit imagery.
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>Attached to the post was an image of a blonde woman in glasses, an open black jacket, white tank top, and ripped jeans, posing on a low wall with a sweeping view of an old-world city and a river behind her. It’s the kind of picture you’d see on a friend’s Instagram account during their vacation in Europe. On the left edge of the image, you can see that someone else has been cropped out of the photo.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
>The 4chan anon explained what they wanted from a “wizard,” a site term for anyone skilled at manipulating pictures of women to render deepfakes in which they appear to be undressed, committing sexual acts, or fulfilling a given fetish: “big juggs and thick body,” the user specified. “Bonus praise if you can leave her jacket on.” A few hours later, someone else replied with the altered image, which depicted the same woman, in the same pose and locale, but without a shirt, breasts exposed. (Yes, she still had the jacket on.)
following this article, 4cuck has removed their /r/ board, a board that has existed since 2004
https://boards.4chan.org/r/
attempting to access it leads to a page that says "File not found". presumably, this change is permanent.
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Person who cares FOUND


The iconic catchphrase of Peter Griffin from Family Guy, "Oh my god, who the hell cares?" has finally been answered.
The person who cares is none other than me.
Fuck you, Peter.
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oh my god who, the hell, cares?
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Happy late birthday Daniel!

It’s been almost a day since Daniel‘s birthday! Subaru the aura monster is hosting the after party, even if the stairs never end we keep climbing! Fuck you if you didn’t celebrate his birthday and will not celebrate the after party 👁️👅👁️
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No black people in the jury of Karmelo Anthony’s trial

Twelve jurors and six alternates have been chosen for the Karmelo Anthony murder trial.

A pool that started with 589 prospective jurors was narrowed down after a day of vetting by prosecutors and defense attorneys, one controversial question that several prospective jurors refused to answer, and all qualified African American jurors being dismissed by the prosecution.

The prosecution argued that they thought that the circumstances surrounding the crime were "race-neutral" and should not require a diverse panel of jurors. Judge John Roach overruled the objection.

Karmelo Anthony appeared on a live camera feed sitting at a table with his attorneys, wearing a dark suit and tie, while his attorney, along with prosecutors, continued the work of finding a jury that would give him a fair trial.
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UK rest in peace Henry Novak

18-year-old student was stabbed. He told police: "I've been stabbed." Instead of receiving help, he was handcuffed on suspicion of being the attacker and left to die on the ground. The wahhabi used a 21cm blade, claimed religious justification

Low-wage migrants for whose benefit? Who is root of the problem? Think about it
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illegal mexican kills mudsharks

A mexican on an Oklahoma highways kills 2 monkeys and 2 white girls with daddy issues in a DUI car crash.

source: https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/us-news/oklahoma-illegal-immigrant-michael-rosario-cruz-charged-with-killing-four-in-dui-crash/
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I tried a new food

My nigerian slavewife made kilishi, which like african beef jerky

7/10 was pretty good. little spicy though.
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Did you know that a black trans woman of colour invented the cotton gin

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JOIN THE REBELLION

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Drone hits russian bus

Eight people have been killed and 10 others injured after a drone hit a passenger bus travelling through a Russian-occupied part of Ukraine, Russia has said.

Denis Pushilin, the Moscow-installed head of Ukraine's eastern Donetsk region, said the bus was struck in the early hours of Wednesday as it was travelling between a city near Moscow and Simferopol, in Russian-annexed Crimea.
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sh0rty
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I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?
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i stubbed my toe today :(

I stubbed my toe today and I went
>YEOWAOWA! THAT HURTED!
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Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina

The notorious fed-supporting, privacy-hating owner of Palantir has fled to Argentina.
This is likely because he knows the feds are going to turn the USA into even more of a shithole


and also because he wants to meet Adolf Hitler.
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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HALF LIFE 3 MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED

https://x.com/summergamefest/status/2061178205160296693
The official account of Summer Game Fest published this post on xitter that says:
"Hopium for __ getting announced this week."
>OOOOOYYYYYYY NEW HALF LIFE GAME???
Maybe, honestly idk its just a theory.
If its actually half life 3 i'm gonna sell my house to buy it
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Today is International Cacas Day!

Happy Cacas Day to all the cacas who still use this site and are not banned!
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Official White House xitter profile posts chad template

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2060857877053526234
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Trvke Pending...

Marrowbreach may have contributed DNA to the Houndgar due to Proteavirus… Two Weeks! In other news, Peter Griffin has died from Masefield Syndrome so isn't available to comment!

https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus
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Nintendo Switch turns 9

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch
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my helicopter ran away

can you help me get it back it looks like this
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NOTE: UNTYPABLE CEREAL CAUGHT IN 4K
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/pol/tardscan't count

In this 377 reppy post, /pol/gros only got to 16.
secabtw
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Today in Africa

I did not put the rains down in Africa.
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The Portuguese has been released from juvie

Prepare to collect warrior-'p seetheralds
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Popular Looter Shooter "Destiny 2" Dead

In a Bungie post, they wrote:
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>As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.


This has sparked much sadness among remaining fans of the game.
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>marge who cares about dis snca
i care

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/d2_may_21_2026
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Explosion at coal mine in Shanxi, China

On 22 May 2026, at 19:29 (CST), a gas explosion occurred at the Liushenyu Coal Mine in Qinyuan County, Shanxi Province, China, killing at least 82 people.

coal

At the time of the explosion, 247 workers were on duty underground. By 6:00 CST on 23 May, according to the Chinese state news agency Xinhua, at least 201 people had been evacuated. Later that day, 9 people remained missing. General Secretary of the Communist Party of China Xi Jinping called for an immediate rescue of trapped workers and for an investigation into the cause of the explosion. Xinhua News Agency reported on the 23rd of May that executives of the Shanxi Tongzhou Group Liushenyu Coal Industry, which operates the Liushenyu mine, had been detained.

coal

As of 25 May, both rescue operations and investigations into the explosion's cause remained ongoing.

coal
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EXTREMELY BAD NEWS

https://nusoipoopa-gamestudios.itch.io/jartygame

Jartycuck's Basics is no longer with us I suspect
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Lets start a Rap/Rock lyrics

About the 80s
<It wasn't that good
<if you lived in the hood
<and freeway Rick was by your side

>go


80s was kino
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One of the San Diego Mosque shooter mentioned 'zellig in their manifesto

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Defense and intelligence officials began updating recall rosters for U.S. installations in the Middl

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-prepares-new-military-strikes-against-iran/
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Rat drags pigeon into hole in NYC

some looney tunes shit where the bird tries to crawl its way out but the rat drags him back in
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Folk cut like kim jong un😂

😂😂like if it made you laugh
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I drank water today

So refreshing
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In Bangladesh, a buffalo named Donald Trump has become a local internet celebrity due to his hairstyle—now attracting crowds of visitors. The animal is being prepared for sale before Eid al-Adha for a sacrifice.

The owner said he will miss the buffalo, but, he says, the meaning of Eid al-Adha is precisely the sacrifice.
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Lauren Faust, creator of MLP, hacked

The creator of MLP, Lauren Faust, had xer Xitter hacked to say some very bigoted and chuddy transphobic and racist things.
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Warning:SCNA vtuber Ironmouse can walk 35 minutes on a treadmill now

Ironmouse has recently announced that she can well…walk 35 minutes with a treadmill, now i know you gonna say, "Why, is it because she's a whale?" She actually has a chronic illness plus she can't go outside because of rare disease where even a small bacteria can make her ill, so good for her and hope for the best
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George Floyd overdosed on fent 6 years ago today

rest in power KANG
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Glass

I stepped on glass, it hurt, when I moved my foot away, I stepped in more glass. Yeowch. It doesn’t hurt anymore doe because it happened a few days ago.
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Martyrdom of George Floyd

Today is the day George Floyd was Martyred, I am fasting for his namesake
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Today's my birthday!

Today's myBIRHDAY!!!
No arrow because I look like this
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Ebola virus is back

Ebola is back once again in the Congo
>god everyone forgot about hanta virus
>nothing ever happens
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Russian state media posts Chudjak

Nigger
>
https://x.com/rt_com/status/2056301001162788868?s=46
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Tyler Oliveira was banned and deported from Israel

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4chan needs (You) to clean up their raisin

4cuck just opened janny applications so you can do it for free and eat the bugs. Trans folks all over rejoice as they finally get to complete their #transitiongoals by becoming a joon on 4nigger.
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google sprokes out if you search "be my friend soyjak"

it's over
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Afghan man attempts to murder his daughter for dating a Romanian

https://www.vienna.at/attempted-honor-killing-of-15-year-old-daughter-in-vienna-donaustadt-the-verdict-for-the-father/10180856

A 51-year-old man was found guilty of attempted murder of his daughter at the Vienna Regional Court on Tuesday. He received a life sentence. The Afghan citizen had stabbed his 15-year-old daughter over a dozen times with a kitchen knife in Vienna-Donaustadt in November 2025. According to the prosecutor, this happened to “erase the family disgrace” because the girl had a boyfriend against her father’s will. The verdict is not yet legally binding.

“There is no more heinous crime than wanting to kill your own child,” the presiding judge justified the jury’s verdict. Stabbing one’s own child lying on the ground until it no longer moves is “almost unimaginable.” Only the intervention of witnesses saved the life of the severely injured girl. The accused “no longer deserves the title ‘father’,” she concluded. The prosecutor waived legal remedies, defense attorney Peter Philipp has appealed. The verdict is therefore not legally binding.

According to the indictment, the girl’s family did not agree that she had a Romanian boyfriend of the same age. The problem: He was neither Muslim nor Afghan. In addition, the family had planned to marry her off to a man from Afghanistan. Therefore, the father decided to stab the daughter in public, the prosecutor stated.
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NASCAR champion Kyle Busch dead at 41

Today, the American professional stock car driver and two-time NASCAR champion Kyle Thomas Busch, has died.

His career spans 25 years as is considered to be one of the most accomplished drivers in NASCAR history, most notably winning the NASCAR Nationwide Series in 2009 and the NASCAR Cup Series in 2015 and 2019. He was ranked first in all-time wins between each of the three NASCAR divisions.

Busch suddenly came down with a severe illness that led to his hospitalization and withdraw from the upcoming Coca-Cola 600 race on Sunday. He tragically did not recover.
No other details about the cause of his death have been published.


Source: https://abcnews.com/US/nascar-champion-kyle-busch-dies-age-41-sudden/story?id=133203673
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Who cares?

Who cares about any of these news? Oh my God, who the hell cares?
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Criminal on the loose

Breaking news: a known pedophile and epstein client, Saar Enrico "F.N.F. Paedophile" Henríquez Shekelberg, is currently on the loose and dodging arrest by the Maseru Police Force and the Lesotho Child Safety Tax Force.

Remain cautious if you are anywhere in the Maseru area or anywhere close and be sure to report any suspicious activity you see.

Here is a picture of the criminal in question:
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I'm gay

Everybaldi should know this
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Clavicular mogged by IRL Gigger

>Braden Eric Peters (Clavicular) shot an aligator in Southern Florida, prompting him to meet with a judge for a misdemeanor. Judge 'Nobeidore' brutally destroys him, prompting an investigation by the OGD institute.
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Florida teacher demonstrates dead nigger baby

GEG
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fnf is winnerer

Fnf has wonnered. Reddit post belllowe? see yourself. Link in bio.
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Furfag Steals r9k 88888th GET

They are infesting our boards bros…
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Breaking News!

Proteavirus hits U.S! Donald J. Trump believed to be now partly Nibbler Mango due to Horizontal Gene Transfer! Close sources are now calling him "Nibbler Mango Mussolini"!

Health Info.
https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus
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the autistic dilation circus movie got leaked btw
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