raisinoko arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement
https://x.com/icegov/status/1901623387920703984?s=46Carti announces that "I AM MUSIC" is dropping this Friday after a 3.5 year wait
Famous Georgian rapper Jordan Carter has announced that his 4th studio album, "I AM MUSIC" will be dropping this Friday.U.S. government almost shuts down for the 6 gorilionth time
Why does this raisin keep happeningCHILD ꬺURDERER ON THE LOOSE IN /soy/!
ATTENTION ALL 'TEENS! A SAVAGE DEꬺONIC CHILD ꬺURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE IN THE /soy/ BOARD!America makes lolicon illegal, cunnyfag seethe ensues
America has signed a law which bans all AI-generated 'p. This also notably includes all even non-AI animation and cartoons featuring 'p. All the replies are cunnyfags just coping and seething/qa/ reduced to two pages
/qa/ getting raped by janitors.Soyteens completely miss the 500,000,000 /pol/ GET
Normally, a raid thread would have been made for such a huge occasion, but since it was eurocuck hours nobody was online. Technically not a sharty loss, but we missed a huge opportunity to cause nuclear levels of seethe. There is still a glimmer of hope as the /x/ GET approaches, which is 43 hours away as of now.Toм Cruise 'NISHED froм posting on The Sharty
Due to a new rule passed via the Direct Deмocracy Week Event, faмous actor Toм Cruise, best known for the мovie Top Gun, has been prohibited froм posting on Soyjak Party. While 0 posts were confirмed to be posted by hiм on the Sharty yet, 'teens around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they will never have to see any hypothetical coal the actor would've posted if he still had access to the site.antique 'arty telegraphs unveiled.
Some 'teen discovered his great-great-grandfather's concealed stockpile of antique telegraphs, demonstrating how 'teens, well, perhaps 'chaps, 'jakked by that time. You can see in the picture that a 'chap is wondering if his well-mannered caricature is a gem or not. It allows us to comprehend the extent of the sharty kulchur. And this further demonstrates how the sharty has an extended history than any other web-based community.THE SOYSPHERE ACK'S ITSELF FOR 6 HOURS
All official soysphere sites were completely down for 6 hours, the 'ru and schlog completely inaccesible, the sharty was still able to be browsed, thoughbeit under complete lockdown.THE 'CORD IS MADE BY DA JOOZ
ATTENTION:'teens managed to colonize r/WojakDrawings
an effort to inject the soyculture into reddit was done the last day of february, currently is being considered a WINcolonization since most of the natives of the 'dit are embracing the arts of 'jakification.Soicacas make the first sharty band
Absolute brimstone raisin niggercoal noise band but its friggin historical o algo https://archive.is/dNLk6/3/ GET: TOTAL /CACA/ VICTORY
Cacaboreans have achieved the GET on 4cuck's 3d modelling board.Von Stroheim Resigns
Von Stroheim, the president of /dem/, has resigned in face of an almost-certain impeachment. Per the new constitution he had passed beforehand, a recall-election is now underway.[VON STROHEIM] WINS /DEM/ ELECTION
CONGRATULATIONSTroon dies in Troon
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/police-sources-fear-death-troon-8893232Brogres Unite For Shrek 5 Cast Announcement
The brogres of Shrekchan have invaded the illusive >>>/shrk/, returning in hordes to announce joy for their cult classic film. It has been 15 years since the previous release from the Shrek franchise, with Shrek 4 performing poorly, killing the franchise for some time.Badlandschugs aka Chugsjak NOOOTICES the sharty in his video
Badlandschugs referenced steam game "Gem Defenders: Soyjak Survivors" while chugging 2 liters of Sproke. His thumbnail consists of Chudjak holding a sproke can.Canadian rnca
Local crack addict Doug Ford wins overwhelming victory in Ontario provincial election, as the Progressive Conservative party takes over 80% of the McSeats or somethingSOOT RETURNS FOR A NEW Q&A
Soot replies to a 'een's email, saying he will conduct an interview over video.Gold removed from power
Gold!, the president of /dem/, has been successfully impeached following a vote of no confidence in which impeach got 190 votes out of 69, while keep got 70.Amerimutts loose 4 nations face off
Team USA has lost a Hockey Tournament to team Canada.Soyteens create a sharty colony by conquering a French imageboard
Recently some soyteens raided a French imageboard and mainly the comfy board for banning soyjaks.Kanye's Nazi Storefront Shut Down After 48 Hours
Kanye West releases 30-second Super Bowl commercial telling normies to go to yeezy.com. The only merchandise on the Shopify storefront is a singular shirt with a swastika on it. Not 48 hours after the release of the shirt, they shut the storefront down at around 8AM EST on 2/11.Romanian president resigns (soytan spotted at protests)
The Romanian president, Klaus Iohannis, has announced his resignation mere hours ago. The resignation comes in light of the cancelled election from November, due to Călin Georgescu being promoted by Kuz's bot network on tiktok or something.BREAKING NEWS: COBBLOX IS NOW REAL
On September 14th, 2024, an old Roblox clone by the name of "Hexagon" had gotten hacked to spam images of famous sharty star Cobson. This shocked many autistic old Robloxians who got traumatized due to the incident. If you see an incident like this again, report it to your local janny immediately.A GIANT BIBISI HAS BEEN SPOTED ON /SOY/!
At 9:00 am cst a giant BIBISI was spotted on /soy/ with scientists estimating its size to be over 20 inches. When questioned if Fundemantal paper education was a gem the BIBISI responded “Sheit nigga, I ain’t finna know about that crap”. Onlookers have held mixed reactions with some claiming the the BIBISI was “forced brimstone” while others thought the BIBISI was a gift from god and wished to pleasure it. As of now the BIBISI has been peaceful hanging around downtown /soy/ near the George Floyd super monument. That is all from Fox News.soyjak.party Happenings Thread
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.FROOT ADDS 113 BOARDS, USRES FURIOUS
Froot added 113 new boards (that nobody will use) and users are mad because they think he is ruining the site. IMO i think this is terrible since there are boards like >>>/p/ (Luka Doncic Traded to the Lakers
Massive sports announcement that nobody cares about because 'teens don't go outsideFroot ## Soyjak.st Featuring Suba
Hello everyone. I’m Froot, President of Soyjak Party. Have you heard of Suba? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Suba: Soyjak.st Featuring Suba. Suba exists in a board called /qa/. /qa/ enables you to post NAS coal. A character named Suba is one such coalpost. A great feature is you can namefag and attentionwhore on the board. I knew our talented Froot Dilation League could work together and create sharty killing brimstone. Soytan, Averi, Tama, Miss Circle, everyone! Brimstone coalposts have been created with the fantastic imagination of the niggers from all over BRAPzil. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative site was produced. Based on Suba’s image, Soyjak.st changes its appearance. A lot of SMVs and 'Jaks produced by the Froot Dilation League are here. From the 'log to the threads, it looks very niggerlike; just like Suba. Once your coal is posted, have some fun with Suba! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Suba: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the VC and have jeets and niggers join and the thread will turn into Canada. A live demonstration of the janny approval process produced by the Froot Dilation League! Here we go! Suba porn! Let’s goon to it, with Soyjak.st!Froot ##
Froot here, I would like to share a message with you all, I’ve been considering it for a long while and I hope you will accept me because this is who I am.Freddy Kreuger and his cult threatens to kill all Soyteens
Freddy and his fans have made a thread on >>>/soy/ threatening all 'teens that if it gets slid, he will appear in their dreams and kill them.SHARTY FIRST ELECTIONS CYCLE TO BEGIN SOON
In a more recent development the soyjak.party board >>>/dem/ is expected to begin voting a new head-of-board in 2 days from the moment this post is published. Election (((experts))) forecast a high turnout as this is the first elections cycle for the party.DAISY’S DESTRUCTION MAKER JAILED FOR 129 YEARS
GEMPASS USERS CAN SEE IPS
CEASE POSTING WITHOUT A VPN IMMEDIATELY==+=DOCTOS THEY SHOT UP PAPER SCHOOL=+==
On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.Ross Ulbricht is free
Ross Ulbricht, owner of the Darknet black market Silk Road, has been pardoned, as per Trump's promise at the Libertarian rally prior to his presidency.Chinese Soysphere discovered
In a stunning development, chuds on /soy/ discovered an active and thriving soy posting empire hidden on the chinese side of the internet.Mustard has a schizo attack
>wake upBurkina Faso opens a $12 million dollar tomato factory
In Burkina Faso, President Ibrahim Traore is spearheading the development of an $8 million tomato processing facility, with an aim to transform the country's agricultural sector. Despite producing 290,000 tons of tomatoes in 2021, the country faces challenges with a considerable amount of its harvest exported to Ghana and losses due to perishability. Due to most of the country's economy being agricultural, the factory should bring a large number of jobs to local families, and reduce reliance on imported goods.Famous Rapper Squirreljak found gooning to underage characters on pixiv
SQUIRRELJAK ENTHUSIASTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE IN TOTAL SHOCK TO THIS UNPRECEDENTED REVELATIONThe Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced
After nearly 8 years, the much-anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 is ready to hit the zog market. This coincides with the creation of soyak in the same year; one could argue that we've come full circle, and that the swede will rise from his grave and make a gemerald so glittering that it will usher in a new golden age for the sharty.FDA BANS RED DYE NO. 3
the food and drug administration has banned the use of red dye no. 3, a petroleum based food dye which was prevalent in many goyslop food products. the ban could be connected to RFK jr, as he made a video talking about goyslop and how it contributed to the amerimutt obesity crisis.David Lynch just killed himself
His peanuts went sour or somethingIs Nikocado Avocado trooning out?
Nikocado Avocado recently shared a video from a hospital titled "which gender should I change to?" While many 'teens consider this as a satirical video, given that he has previously pulled stunts comparable to this. While the other 'teens are completely devastated, there are reports that some 'teens have already begun to delete their coinslot folders. 'Cado has always been semi-present in the Sharty culture due to its rich history dating back to the Qway; trooning out means entirely ruining his legacy and memory in the soysphere. The reports are still fresh, and we're just hoping that he's two steps ahead again.SHARTY COLONIZES QUORA
The Marge website known as Quora.com has been successfully colonized by the Sharty. Soyteens reached mod and admin positions on several Quora spaces with tens of thousands of followers, one having 70k, and BTFOd all the trannies.Israel and Hamas agree to Gaza ceasefire and hostage deal
Israel and Hamas have agreed a deal that will pause the war in Gaza and see the release of Israeli hostages held in the enclave and Palestinians held in Israeli custody. I’m surprised they didn’t nuke each other off the map. TJD TOTAL ALLAHCUCK DEATHJimmy Carter just killed himself
His peanuts went sour or somethingwannabe gangster on redditor shoots 6 people to prove a point
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1hq841e/rbronxghanistan_user_commits_attempted_murder_for/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embedSyria has fallen
ATTENTIONBRAPZIL ANNOUNCES TAX ON TIPS!
If you are against it, you're a fascista terrorista ou algo assim.Healthcare company CEO assassinated in planned killing
Brian Thompson, the (now former) CEO of United healthcare has been shot to death outside of an hotel by a gunman who seemed to be waiting for him. The words "Deny" "Defend" "Depose" were found on the bullet casings.DAMASCVS IS YFALLEN
Syrian rebels appear to have entered Damascus as Assad regime’s defenses crumbleConsumerism trxthnuke dropped, soyteen also says he’s connected to trxmp
Multiple big things happened today and yesterday on /soy/,Honda is making square steering wheels.
I worked for a company that manufactures various car parts for various brands. One day I saw a rack of these square armatures (refer to raisinty concept art) in person. I really should have taken a picture of it.ANONYMOUS EDITING ENABLED ON THE SOYJAK WIKI
Anonymous editing has been recently enabled on the Soyjak Wiki, allowing 'teens to contribute without creating an account./soy/ and /pol/ are fighting possible sharty civil war
tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residentsfacci creates the vaccine and the zombies lost
Zombies lost and now everyone is human we just had to stay in doors, eat ze bugs, wear masks, and take ze vaccine.BREAKING: AGENDA 47 SECRETLY SENDS IN THE NEVER GOON SQUADRON
ATTENTIONLuke Smith is falling for every /g/ meme at once, becomes a mindless consoomer
I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first. He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy". He started using every single raisinty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a raisinty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper. Then he started making videos raisinting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission. He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a raisintier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago. Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe. He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial. He attacks "nerds" when it't painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video. He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.Soyvil war 5 has started
there’s multiple recent conflicts on the sharty, there’s also minor revolts against Froot and the jannies.Microsoft reveals major Chinese botnet is attacking users across the world
https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/microsoft-reveals-major-chinese-botnet-is-attacking-users-across-the-worldBREAKING: nusoimaqaque draws jak in blood
19 minutes ago on 10/24/2024, chud #8911015 in this thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/8911015.html#q8911015 has trooned out to make soy boy woah jack in bloodFROOT HIGH ON DRUGS
Last night near 2AM Froot, the owner of the sharty started talking with kiwitroons on the 'farms, what started as a normal conversation devolved into retarded nigger babbling.Cats and sheeps are fighting
Some teens started posting sheeps and said they were welsh, eventually some guy made a video of a Scottish cobson fucking a sheep on /pol/New board on top bar
As title says, new board dedicated to nonsenseposting has been added to top bar and that's >>>/yyyyyyy/. It is second board dedicated to nonsenseposting besides >>>/yodlyahshga/Delta Force Arrests Klaus Schwab
A Delta Force strike team arrested 86-year-old World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab Friday following a deadly firefight that started at the fortified gate at his 7,770-square-foot, six-acre compound in Switzerland and ended in his bed-chamber, where the death-bringing geezer lay in bed hooked up to a self-dispensing Adrenochrome infusion machine, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2
In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.FRQQT enters the wrong card number to pay the bills, imageboard goes down for a couple of hours
All of the soywebsites (Soyjak.party, SoyBooru, and Soyjak Wiki) except the schlog were temporarily taken down seemingly due to Froot forgetting to pay the server bills. Froot confirmed in the schlog announcement post that the websites were taken down due to a wrong number on the card, and reassured the soyteens that it will be back soon.Civil War Brewing on /a/
BREAKING NEWS:NASA has discovered a new exoplanet 1488 lightyears away!
A new exoplanet has been discovered by NASA's nigger-eating telescope 5000. The planet, designated as NIHz-14y, is "about one and a half times as wide as Jupiter" and in a system that is only a measly 1488 light-years from Earth.AI Artists are Creating Fat, Black, Sci-Fi Characters
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davisc0994/ai-art-fat-black-sci-fi-fantasy-charactersBREAKING NEWS: General Niggnin declares /soy/-/pol/ civil war
There has been a official invasion of /soy/ of the time of this post.Patriots are raiding demokikes again
Veterans from Operation Patriotism are currently doing another raid on demokikes.BREAKING: Frogcaca redpills /qa/ and btfo'd the trannies in there
Frogoogagas have redpilled /qa/ after zelligtroons, "agugu"niggers ans trannies kept raisinting up the log. Sources say that the frogcaca is planning to redpill other boards such as /jew/, /pol/ and /nate/.Extremeist terroristic organization "NEVER GOON" is going on a rampage in Troonville and Goonistan.
Recently, numerous reports indicate that "NEVER GOON" organization took over the government and actively spreading their regime across all borders of ceasing the action of gooning.BREAKING NEWS: SEVERELY MENTALLY UNWELL SHOOTER "DAN" HAS ESCAPED
BREAKING NEWS! An individual known only as "Dan", who was previously a maximum security patient in the Soyville mental asylum, has escaped. He is severely schizophrenic and has often expressed his desire to "exterminate the obsessed FPE pedo raisinlalalalalalalallaalalalallalallalalalallallalallallallalalan niggers". Mentally deranged babblings aside, Dan is an extremely dangerous individual and should not be confronted or interacted with in any way. If you see him, it is advised to keep out of his line of site and contact the authorities. Dan is armed with a Vz. 58 rifle and has been reported to be covered in rusty, makeshift full-body armor constructed from hardened steel. A joint operation between the FBI and CIA has been launched to search for and capture Dan.'een who said he would be leaving in September did not leave in September
Following a change of the month, the famousBREAKING: New highly contagious disease is spreading among teens
WHO declared the start of new pandemic that wreaks havoc among soyteens, especially those who recently arrived to sharty through immigration programms.BREAKING: ALL PIZZA HUTS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES TO BE DEMOLISHED AT THE ORDER OF PRESIDENT JOE BID
>Breaking: President Biden Orders Nationwide Demolition of All Pizza Huts, Citing Safety Concerns Over “Flimsy Wooden Structures”Sharty gets new backup domain
Following Sharty's former chink domain host Nicenic (who doxbin used) changing their policy about doxxing to appease heckin wholesome niggers and pedos, our domains soyak.party and soyjakwiki.net were baleeted.The sharty has taken down Baraag.net. Billions of pedos must die.
The pedophile art website, baraag.net, has been taken down by a group of indestructible chuds, who have been scheming over the past 3 weeks.BREAKING! IT SEEMS THAT JARTYCUCKS IMMIGRATED TO TWITTER
jartycucks are now stalking and hornybaiting equally disgusting furriesRAID SHADOW LEGENDS RETURNS
THE RETURNING OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS MARKS THE EPIC GAME OF PEOPLE POSTING THREADS ON LITERAL WHOS AND ACTUAL VANTABLACK NIGGERS.