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It's international women's day today

SNCA but I might as well make this since I'm bored

Posts SISAs, go on an incel rant about why women should be genocided, idk man
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P-Stream shuts down after DMCA rape

popular pirate streaming site p-stream was raped by legal stuff bla bla
its gone itts over
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RIP Cat "Catter" Katerovich

On Saturday, 28th February, 2026, Cat Katerovich also known as Catter online has passed away at the age of 20 at around 20:43 from a drug overdose. Many of you do not know this but Catter struggled with depression so he dealt with it through addiction such as nicotine, alcohol, and opoid addiction. While many of us including Broot and Doll urged him to stop and seek a better way of coping with stress and depression, he refused to listen. He didn't want to get better because he thought there was no reason to. This deeply saddened us as we truly saw him as a good friend. Catter has a loving family and many friends who love him dearly. In his work, his coworkers said they all enjoyed working with him even despite the darkness he had in his heart. I hope people would be more aware of what goes on inside the minds of jannies and how they suffer for their volunteer work. The constant harassment from others for his thankless work pushed him to near suicide and eventually his overdose. We should show our gratitude to those people who feel alone and show them that they are loved and wanted. We should take our time to understand how others feel before doing or saying anything to them as that could be the difference between them living happily with their family and friends and an early grave. I already donated my money in honor of Catter and hope drug abuse will eventually be a thing of the past but for now we will have a moment of silence for Catter and hope he rests peacefully now. Rest in peace
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Republic of Bibisi SECEDES from Italy

Following Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's controversial decision to deport two Nigerian serial rapists, which has left Europeans in a wave of shock and questioning the Republic's allegiance to democracy, the Republic of Bibisi has declared secession from Italy.

Little is known about the leader of the insurgency, but independent sources suggest that he was the former administrator of a large imageboard. In a televised address he proclaimed in front of a cheering crowd: "We have had enough of Meloni's neofascist regime and gang of crooked bigots! I promise that every of my citizens will have a Sudanese BBC bull and in two generations all whitebois will be extinct and replaced by a superior mulatto race."

The new republic comprises a large phallus-shaped area stretching from Central Italy, all the way to the northern border. "This is ridiculous", Meloni said in an emergency address. "This area belongs to the Italian Republic and no terrorist will take it from us." Upon being asked how she plans to take the Italian claim, she replied: "We have an offer the terrorist leader cannot refuse. Deep in the jungles of the Congo, we have found the largest BBC in the world. It's just a massive chunk of meat, you can't even see the person attached to it. We have two chinook helicopters transporting him to Italy right now. The terrorist leader can have it, if he immediately surrenders his army and gives up his claim."

Upon being asked if he will take up Meloni's offer, the leader replied: "I don't know… maybe, I stil have to think about it Nyaaaaa <3 :3". In response to this turn of events, the United States have laid sanctions on Italy, banning the import of all Italian goods. In a televised address, US Preisdent Donald Trump explained: "It's a large BBC, the largest BBC you've ever seen. I've seen it myself, it's a huge chunk of meat. So I said, Gio - I call her Gio, you cannot have this much BBC for yourself. The American people need BBC, the world needs BBC. You can't have it." The European Court of Human Rights (EHCR) condemmned President Trump's actions, stating that "Treating living people like goods is inreconcilable with our shared values of democracy and human rights". In a fiery tweet, President Trump attacked the European Union saying:

"THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF TREATING AFRICAN PEOPLE LIKE GOODS BECAUSE I SAID HOW IMPORTANT BBC IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BBC EUROPE IS GETTING. THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO AFRICA, IMPORTING MILLIONS OF AFRICANS PER YEAR. WHAT DO THEY GIVE IN RETURN. LOOK AT EUROPE'S BIRTH RATE. IT'S THE LOWEST IN THE WORLD. SO LOW. THEY LET ALL THE AFRICANS FUCK EUROPEAN WOMEN, BUT THEY ARE ALL ON BIRTH CONTROL. THEY TAKE ALL THE BBC AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING IN RETURN, NOT EVEN MULATTO BABIES. IT'S TIME FOR EUROPE TO CONTRIBUTE THEIR FAIR SHARE"

The Foreign Minstry of Ukraine voiced their support for the Italian rebels, saying that "Just like we fight against the Russians in the name of BBC, so we will support the freedom fighters in their quest. Slava Ukraini, slava BBC!"
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I Ran bombed by Pickle Rick plane in operation Epic Fury XD

An F-35 named Picke Rick manned by Soyjak reportedly took part in the military operations against the Islamic Chudpublic of I Ran.

The F-35 is already known as being the most soy enabled plane yet to enter the the inventory of Soynited States, with many of its electronic features having been developed by Nintendo. It now is being proven in operations against despicable chuds.
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NIGGER KEEPS POSTING FAMILY GUY CLIP ON /NEWS/

To the nigger who keeps posting the Family guy clip where peter (surrounded by cacas) says "Oh my god, who the hell cares" on /news/. Kill yourself. Nobaldi likes (You) nobaldi loves (You) and I'm the only nigger retarded enough to get baited by your stupidity.

Let's 'ape this Nigger to death.
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Nintendo Switch turns 9

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch
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Microsoft gets pissy about people saying "microslop"

It was recently discovered that the 'cord server for Microslop's Copilot (Yes there's a Microsoft 'cord server, I didn't know this existed either) filters the word "microslop", which was popularized after the CEO of the company asked people to stop calling AI slop

This got so bad that Microsoft had to (((shut it down)))
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Former British prince arrested on his birthday

On 19 February, The UK Police arrested former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor due to misconduct in the public office over ties to Jeffrey Epstein

https://apnews.com/article/britain-epstein-andrew-former-prince-arrested-fb0b9e738bf7ede10651914ee3f3583d
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t
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Nintendo suing US government over Trump's tarrifs

Rare Nintoddler VVIN?

https://aftermath.site/nintendo-tariffs-sue/
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The tranime horse turns 17

Today is the birthday of Gold Ship, a retired Japanese thoroughbred racestallion. During his 2011-2015 career he won thirteen races including the Satsuki Shō and the Kikuka Shō, the first and third legs of the Japanese Triple Crown. He earned ¥1,397,767,000 during his career. Gold Ship is known for his unpredictable temperament, with major wins being interspersed with inexplicably poor efforts.
Gold Ship is heavily featured in the gachaslop game Umamusume: Pretty Derby and, after the game's western release in 2025, became the "xhe's literally me!!" character for thousands of troons and obnoxious weeaboos.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Ship
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Wildlight pulls the plug on Highguard

Today, American video game studio Wildlight Entertainment has announced that its hero shooter Highguard will be permanently shutting down and receiving its final update on March 12th. Despite having nearly a year of planned content, the decision comes from the game's remarkably poor playercount (peaked at 97,249 and has fallen to 335 as of March 3rd) as a failure 'to build a sustainable player base to support the game long term.'
Highguard has been frought with widespread criticism for the duration of its lifespan, from its highly divisive and underwhelming 'grand reveal' at The Game Awards in December to its lackluster gameplay, performance issues, and kernel-level anti-cheat. Shortly after launch, Wildlight suffered massive layoffs due to the game's turbulent launch, with many former devs blaming 'toxic gamers' for the game's failure. Additionally, it was revealed that Tencent had financially supported Highguard's development and pulled funding as soon as it flopped, accelerating the collapse and revealing that Wildlight had effectively pretended to be an indie studio.

Highguard lasted only 37 days post-launch, outliving Concord by 23. All 7 of its fans are devastated.


Source: https://x.com/PlayHighguard/status/2028923492125819287
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Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’

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Swarovski has unveiled a crystal Shrek.

This is an official collaboration with DreamWorks for the 25th anniversary of the franchise. The collection also includes Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots, and Gingerbread Man. Prices for the figurines start at €159.
I know that almost nobody gives a shit but hey, i just want to make news!
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4cuck is down

Alert for your security do not live home soyteen today of this afternoon the soyjak.st will expirence Brim storm, with the suden JSID of 4cuck its a 100% guarante 4cucks imigrants will come here just to brim the log with 'P and tranime, behare of the changes like the higher PPH than usuall
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Dr chud gets doxxed

Dr chud gets doxxed
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Following Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's controversial decision to deport two Nigerian serial rapists, which has left Europeans in a wave of shock and questioning the Republic's allegiance to democracy, the Republic of Bibisi has declared secession from Italy.

Little is known about the leader of the insurgency, but independent sources suggest that he was the former administrator of a large imageboard. In a televised address he proclaimed in front of a cheering crowd: "We have had enough of Meloni's neofascist regime and gang of crooked bigots! I promise that every of my citizens will have a Sudanese BBC bull and in two generations all whitebois will be extinct and replaced by a superior mulatto race."

The new republic comprises a large phallus-shaped area stretching from Central Italy, all the way to the northern border. "This is ridiculous", Meloni said in an emergency address. "This area belongs to the Italian Republic and no terrorist will take it from us." Upon being asked how she plans to take the Italian claim, she replied: "We have an offer the terrorist leader cannot refuse. Deep in the jungles of the Congo, we have found the largest BBC in the world. It's just a massive chunk of meat, you can't even see the person attached to it. We have two chinook helicopters transporting him to Italy right now. The terrorist leader can have it, if he immediately surrenders his army and gives up his claim."

Upon being asked if he will take up Meloni's offer, the leader replied: "I don't know… maybe, I stil have to think about it Nyaaaaa <3 :3". In response to this turn of events, the United States have laid sanctions on Italy, banning the import of all Italian goods. In a televised address, US Preisdent Donald Trump explained: "It's a large BBC, the largest BBC you've ever seen. I've seen it myself, it's a huge chunk of meat. So I said, Gio - I call her Gio, you cannot have this much BBC for yourself. The American people need BBC, the world needs BBC. You can't have it." The European Court of Human Rights (EHCR) condemmned President Trump's actions, stating that "Treating living people like goods is inreconcilable with our shared values of democracy and human rights". In a fiery tweet, President Trump attacked the European Union saying:

"THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF TREATING AFRICAN PEOPLE LIKE GOODS BECAUSE I SAID HOW IMPORTANT BBC IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BBC EUROPE IS GETTING. THEY ARE RIGHT NEXT TO AFRICA, IMPORTING MILLIONS OF AFRICANS PER YEAR. WHAT DO THEY GIVE IN RETURN. LOOK AT EUROPE'S BIRTH RATE. IT'S THE LOWEST IN THE WORLD. SO LOW. THEY LET ALL THE AFRICANS FUCK EUROPEAN WOMEN, BUT THEY ARE ALL ON BIRTH CONTROL. THEY TAKE ALL THE BBC AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING IN RETURN, NOT EVEN MULATTO BABIES. IT'S TIME FOR EUROPE TO CONTRIBUTE THEIR FAIR SHARE"

The Foreign Minstry of Ukraine voiced their support for the Italian rebels, saying that "Just like we fight against the Russians in the name of BBC, so we will support the freedom fighters in their quest. Slava Ukraini, slava BBC!"
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frankie fey dox part 2

teens create a squeal to the great first dox of frankie fey https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/266062.html#266074
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The "glitchmind" effect.

It is useless to resist; no one and nothing can deceive reality itself.
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3.5 million pages of Epstein files were released today

The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

This production may include fake or falsely submitted images, documents or videos, as everything that was sent to the FBI by the public was included in the production that is responsive to the Act. Some of the documents contain untrue and sensationalist claims against President Trump that were submitted to the FBI right before the 2020 election. To be clear, the claims are unfounded and false, and if they have a shred of credibility, they certainly would have been weaponized against President Trump already.

To access the full letter the Justice Department sent to Congress today, visit:

https://www.justice.gov/letter-to-congress.pdf

To access all files produced, visit: https://www.justice.gov/epstein
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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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NETANYAHU SPOTTED BEING VISIBLY IMPRESSED

TEL AVIV — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was spotted standing outdoors today and he looked extremely impressed.

The Prime Minister stood on a paved plaza in the heart of Tel Aviv, dressed in a sharp navy suit and a light blue silk tie. He was positioned in a designated press area surrounded by gray concrete and security barriers, a place where high-ranking officials typically gather to observe urban developments. While standing there, he became suddenly and deeply impressed.

Witnesses say he didn't move for several minutes. He just stood there with a furrowed brow and a very specific expression on his face. A small crowd of aides and security detail stopped what they were doing to watch him be impressed.

"He's just… impressed," said one onlooker who was also standing there. "I don't know why. I looked where he was looking and it was just a sidewalk. But he looks like he's seeing the eighth wonder of the world."

The Prime Minister has not yet issued a statement regarding why he was impressed or if he plans to be impressed again tomorrow.
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Rajasthan: Cow, hit by Vande Bharat train, falls on man peeing on tracks, kills him

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20
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Im taking a shit right now
>black and white + benito musolinni therefore giga
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Kind stranger orders a bunch of pizzas and pays for it out of his own pocket

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neo nazi kid kills black

A while ago o algo a 14 year old neo nazi killed a black kid and streamed it on telegram
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Israel declares "State of Dance Party"

Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu declares "State of Dance Party" following attacks on Iran, reports say Israel was hit by a "Boogie Bomb"
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HTSM got married to his long-term Girlfriend

Htsm just said Cindy is his wife now on the 'ru, check it out
https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/1383
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first
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Does your cunt only have the SNCA news network?
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Meximutt Troonella dies fighting in Ukraine

Gegerald
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Androgenic Becomes #1 Ranked Chad, TEAMS UP With Former Rival ASU Frat Leader to Hunt Down Clav

After pulling up to ASU Frat Leader's house to take revenge for frame mogging Clavicular and barely winning the mog off (mostly by height mogging him but also by being more nonchalant and effortless about his posing) Androgenic officially becomes the #1 ranked chad. Later both find out that Clavicular has been jestergooning the entire time, which prompts former sworn enemies to turn against him, team up with #3 ranked chad Nocturnal Kent and declare war on Clavicular. As of now, the search party has been unsuccessful in their attempts.
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liquid hide wood glue stickiness tests are underway

we will see if they'll be good or bad
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Florida man finds 7-foot boa constrictor in his driveway

Today, a Florida man preparing to leave for work was delayed by the presence of a 7-foot boa constrictor taking a rest in his driveway. Jay Slagle said he looked outside his second-floor window Sunday in the Woodbine neighborhood of Riviera Beach when he spotted the snake in his driveway. A neighbor called 911 and was threatening to shoot the snake if no help arrived. Riviera Beach Police Officer Josh Wilson arrived on the scene and worked with Slagle to scoop the snake up with a shovel and place it into a recycling bin. A state-licensed trapper was summoned to the scene to take the snake to a safer location.
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Minecraft Console Edition's source leaked

The Minecraft Console Edition (PS3) source code was just leaked on 4cuck's /g/ board
>snopes
https://archive.org/download/minecraft-console-legacy-edition-source-code-leak
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1rhiv5g/minecraft_ps3_edition_source_code_leaked/
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ARYANtollah has been raped.
Glory to Israel!
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Mother of Solomon Henderson surrenders to police

https://www.wsmv.com/2026/01/28/mother-antioch-school-shooter-surrenders-las-vegas/

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WSMV) - The Metro Nashville Police Department said the mother of the Antioch shooter, 40-year-old Chrysta Thomas, now of Las Vegas, surrendered on her outstanding warrant on Tuesday evening at police headquarters.

Police said Thomas declined to be interviewed and was booked on a charge of unlawful gun possession by a convicted felon.

Her bond was set at $5,000.

Her son, 17-year-old Solomon Henderson was the sole shooter of the murder-suicide inside Antioch High School a little over a year ago on Jan. 22, 2025.

On Jan. 21, police said they were looking for Thomas after a laboratory analysis of the pistol Henderson used led to the discovery of Thomas’ DNA profile on the gun.

Police said that Thomas has a 2010 felony conviction in Los Angeles for possession of a stolen vehicle.

Detectives learned Thomas’ family moved out of their Carefree Lane home in Antioch a short time after the school shooting.
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i eat poop

i eat poop btw
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Nettspend's debut album "Early Life Crisis" delayed one week to March 6

On February 26, the day before the expected release date, Nettspend posted a video to his Instagram page that his debut album, Early Life Crisis will be pushed back a week to March 6, 2026. Reception to this news has been overwhelmingly negative.
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Time-altering weapons used in the Iran-Israel war

The crew of a Chinese ship revealed that vessels near the Strait of Hormuz are suffering from a complete loss of GPS signals, and even their onboard clocks are running at extremely high speeds.
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WARRIOR Z ALIVE

Reports that Warrior Z was killed in an airstrike were confirmed to be false after the famous debater posted a video of himself at the controls of an Iranian missile battery
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I have to piss is there any piss whores on the sharty that will let me use them as my toilet and let it fill up your mouth and drizzle down your tits
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Putin personally forced kidnapped Ukrainian children to watch 'o

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Warrior Z reported negged by US-Israeli airstrikes

Warrior Z was killed in the joint strikes with Israel on Iran. Reports claim that Z died as xhe lived, with a "BBC" dildo in one hand and a stash of CP in the other.
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SOYBOORU GETS OVERHAULED

Soybooru had its layout severely changed to look more "modern" and has gotten forum threads, making it similar to the shroom. The majority of soyteens adults DO NOT like it.
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Happy birthday, Gigachad!

Today is Ernest Khalimov aka Gigachad's 57th birthday. Wish him a happy birthday
>snopes
https://socialstarage.com/ernest-khalimov/
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/giga-chad.html
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Planet Parade 2026

A rare celestial spectacle is set to unfold in the evening skies on Saturday, 28 February 2026, as six planets appear together in a striking “planet parade,” giving skywatchers around the world a chance to see multiple celestial bodies lined up at once. The phenomenon, featuring Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune, is expected to be one of the most notable planetary displays of the year, drawing attention from astronomers and stargazing enthusiasts eager to witness the brief but eye-catching event.

The planets will appear to line up along the ecliptic — the path the Sun, Moon and planets trace across the sky — creating the illusion of a coordinated cosmic display shortly after sunset. The rare alignment occurs because of the planets’ orbital geometry. While in reality they won’t form a straight line in space, from Earth they will appear clustered on the same side of the Sun, creating what astronomers call a planetary parade.
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Pulp Fiction Actor Peter Greene's Cause of Death Revealed 2 Months After Being Found Dead in N.Y.C.

https://people.com/peter-greene-cause-of-death-revealed-11872593

The star was known for movies like 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Mask'

Peter Greene's cause of death has been revealed, two months after he was found dead in his New York City apartment on Friday, Dec. 12.

New York's Chief Medical Examiner office said Wednesday, Feb. 18, that Greene, who was 60, died of a "gunshot wound of left axilla with injury of brachial artery." (The axilla is the armpit.) The manner of death was deemed an "accident."
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‘El Mencho,’ the leader of one of Mexico’s most powerful cartels, dead after military operation

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/22/americas/mexico-kill-drug-mencho-latam-intl

Mexico’s most-wanted drug leader killed in military operation as violent clashes erupt across country

Mexico City — Nemesio “El Mencho” Oseguera Cervantes, the powerful and long-pursued head of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and one of the world’s most wanted traffickers, died following a Mexican military operation Sunday, handing the country a consequential victory as it looks to show tangible results to the Trump administration.

Oseguera, a former police officer, led the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, or CJNG, as it became one of the “most powerful and ruthless criminal organizations” inside Mexico, according to the US Drug Enforcement Agency.

Violence erupted across Mexico after security forces from several federal branches of Mexico’s military carried out the operation in the town of Tapalpa in the western state of Jalisco.

During the operation, CJNG members traded fire with the government forces, resulting in four gang members being killed at the scene, Mexico’s Secretariat of National Defense said.

Osegeura and two others were seriously injured and died as they were being transported via aircraft to Mexico City, according to the secretariat.

Three Mexican military personnel were also injured in the operation and transferred to a hospital in Mexico City for treatment.

The secretariat said that US authorities provided “complementary information” that supported the operation.
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3 Goodgoys Died for Israel

3 good goyim and 5 more seriously injured for israel so far, how will this lead to futher escalation and will the 'oyim fight?

Source:
https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2028120499964805297
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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President and CEO of the World Economic Forum resigns

President and CEO of the World Economic Forum, Børge Brende, resigned due to his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein being exposed
https://www.politico.eu/article/davos-boss-borge-brende-quits-over-links-to-jeffrey-epstein/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr5lq9ll15jo
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Fredrick Brennan, founder of 8chan, died

Fredrick Brennan died
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it's ZOVer ZOGbros
Iran has hit Israel
Blacked.com servers are down
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The murderer of the DNB arrested

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Soybooru gets an UI update, blog/forum added.

Soybooru gets a makeover and a blog is added
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'cord kills themselves

discord is recently rolling out a age verification globally, and there a major risk of the data getting leaked again just like it happened in October once, everyone is cancelling their nitro and moving to alternatives including IRC due to this update, it’s also to "protect children" despite being it being so harmful for them that could let into more grooming.
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
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Adult Swim's 'Smiling Friends' officially ending, creators announce

Today, Smiling Friends creators Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel made a shocking surprise announcement that the hit Adult Swim series has met its conclusion after 25 episodes, meaning that there will be no more new seasons. Despite being greenlit for more, the duo admitted they've said all they wanted to say and that now was the time to wrap things up before the series became something less than what they envisioned. Two more episodes that were worked on in late 2025 will air in April.

Source: https://x.com/adultswim/status/2026855730544857552?s=46
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Nophono's cousin found in Soundcloud

recently, a user of the Sharty, well-known imageboard, discovered a Soundcloud account of a 21-year-old by the name of Kenneth Brandon. Not much is known about him other then being american, being 21 years old and studying at a college nicknamed the "ODU" (could be either Ohio Dominican University or Old Dominion University). Some 'teens theorized that he could be Nophono's cousin due to profile picrel having striking resemblances to the one and only Nophono.

https://soundcloud.com/kenneth-brandon
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A24 announced Backrooms movie

Studio A24 has released a teaser trailer on Youtube for their new horror film Backrooms. It will be directed by Kane Parsons
A fan on r/A24 said:
"Me and my wife's boyfriend are very excited for this liminal, slowburn, cheap-jumpscare-free experience."
Another fan said:
"Didn't this creepy paste originate from 4chan? That's like a nazi dogwhistle site. Yikes"
Link to the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGhxMi50y8
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FOID MAKES A VIDEO ABOUT THE HISTORY OF 'JAKS AND IT HAS EVERYTHING ABOUT /QA/ AND SHARTY SOYSTORY
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I ate a pizza
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Minecraft is adding age verification

Minecraft is adding age verification in order to type in chat or use some commands. You will be required to give your ID, passport or any other identification to play online properly.
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Nicholas Perry ('cado) is no longer gay.

apparently.
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Persona Age Verifaction Has Been Breached By Furfag Commiepedotroons

Persona Age Verifaction Has Been Breached By Furfag Commiepedotroons

If you were retarded enough to give any company, and thus probably (((Persona))), you ID, driver's license, face scan, or any other personal information, it is now not only in the hands of the (((Government))) but also a bunch of Alicias.

The group vmfunc.re, who's site links to e621, FurAffinity, and their xitter (where boykissers and gender affirming selfies are posted), has gained access to a plethora of personal information belonging to millions of users.

The people affected:
Users who have verified their identity with a platform that uses Persona. The big names include: Discord, Roblox, and OpenAI.

The Data Breached:
>The leak allegedly contains 53MB of original source code

User data breached appears to be this, but it may include even more:
ListGovernmentIdNumber // government ID numbers
ListIpAddress // IP addresses
ListName // names (with fuzzy matching option)
ListPhoneNumber // phone numbers
ListEmailAddress // email addresses
ListGeolocation // geolocations
ListBrowserFingerprint // browser fingerprints
ListDeviceFingerprint // device fingerprints
ListFace // FACES
ListCountry // countries
ListField // inquiry fields
ListString // arbitrary strings
ListSelfieBackground // selfie backgrounds

Read More:
https://cybernews.com/privacy/persona-leak-exposes-global-surveillance-capabilities/
https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona
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A24 SLOWBURN BLACKED ROOMS MOVIE TOMORROW?

get ready for kino, nusoi.
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New research shows Neanderthals used to cuck Homo Sapiens

https://apnews.com/article/human-neanderthal-mating-dna-chromosome-5bedad6998e5b397f28d5a0eaceb2a8b
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3 goonhitlers arrested in algeria

R: 1 / I: 1

r/fundamentalpaperR34 got banned.

This is a sad day for many FPEcucks world wide.
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Glowies and David Bazucki put faces of 'blox cacas in some ICE database,other information in the database also are from 'cord users and ChatGPT
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Turkey Tom Purchases Soyjak Party for Undisclosed Amount

All hail our new admin!
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Colorado legislates OS level age verification

Bill Summary:

>The bill requires an operating system provider to:


>Provide an accessible interface at account setup that requires an account holder to indicate the birth date or age of the user of that device to provide a signal regarding the user's age bracket (age signal) to applications available in a covered application store;


>Provide an application developer (developer) that requests an age signal, with respect to a particular user, the technical ability to call an age signal via a reasonably consistent real-time application programming interface that identifies, at a minimum, the user's age-bracket data; and


>Send only the minimum amount of information necessary to comply with the bill. An operating system provider shall not share an age signal with a third party for a purpose not required by the bill.


>The bill requires a developer to request an age signal with respect to a particular user from an operating system provider or a covered application store when the developer's application is downloaded and launched. A developer that receives an age signal is deemed to have knowledge of the age range of the user to whom that age signal pertains across all platforms of the application and points of access of the application. However, if a developer has clear and convincing information that a user's age is different than the age indicated by an age signal, the developer shall use that information as the primary indicator of the user's age range.


https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/SB26-051

Other surveillance news:

>“THIS IS NOT A DRILL: The Dutch authorities, without a warrant, just seized one of our VPN servers saying they'll give it back after they ‘fully analyze it,’” Windscribe said in a tweet.


https://www.pcmag.com/news/windscribe-law-enforcement-seized-one-of-our-vpn-servers

>EU governments are pushing to widen data retention obligations for apps that citizens use every day – and the best VPN apps are among those targeted.


>A new internal document dated November 27 (first published by Netzpolitik) provides important insights into the current thinking of the Danish Presidency of the EU Council. It shows that member states largely agree on the need for a new framework on data retention, presenting an important overview of lawmakers' main position on the matter.


https://www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privacy-security/the-eu-prepares-ground-for-wider-data-retention-and-vpn-providers-are-among-the-targets
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Nophono News! BeeMorningVT case

A Femboy niggermutt got arrested for allegedly possessing child sexual abuse material and charged with Five counts of sexual exploitation, Xer name was BeeMorningVT/ beemorningstar. ( WOW, SURPRISING! )

twitter post where i get the info: https://x.com/SiddDragonheart/status/2026021568359600291

A news article so you Nusois can see that it's true: https://klewtv.com/news/local/lewiston-man-arrested-on-child-sex-abuse-material-possession-charges

Xer trannycore xitter (Raidgods,It's time to shine )
: https://x.com/BeeMorningVT
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Satania poster is a pedophile comfirmed

possibly trans too
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tranny tries to suicidebait for attention, accidentally ACKs instead

A popular Chinese troon creator known as XiaoHuiHuiH overdosed on video and posted it to xis Xitter, planning to garner attention from xis parents after the failed attempt. This led to xim actually ACKing on accident, GEEEEEEEEEEG!

snopes: https://x.com/XiaoHuiHuiH/status/2022073226911003049
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Iranian Rial collapses, now costs 0.00

R: 20 / I: 5

Robert Duvall, Star of ‘The Godfather’ and ‘The Great Santini,’ Dies at 95

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/robert-duvall-dead-godfather-the-great-santini-1236664754/

Robert Duvall, who won an Oscar for “Tender Mercies” and was nominated for his roles in films including “The Godfather,” “Apocalypse Now,” and “The Great Santini,” has died. He was 95.

Duvall’s death was announced on Facebook via a statement from his wife, Luciana Duvall.

“Yesterday we said goodbye to my beloved husband, cherished friend, and one of the greatest actors of our time,” she wrote. “Bob passed away peacefully at home, surrounded by love and comfort. To the world, he was an Academy Award-winning actor, a director, a storyteller. To me, he was simply everything.”

She continued, “His passion for his craft was matched only by his deep love for characters, a great meal, and holding court. For each of his many roles, Bob gave everything to his characters and to the truth of the human spirit they represented. In doing so, he leaves something lasting and unforgettable to us all. Thank you for the years of support you showed Bob and for giving us this time and privacy to celebrate the memories he leaves behind.”

Duvall’s gruff naturalism came to define the acting style of a generation that included Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman and Gene Hackman in such films as “Network” and “The Apostle,” which he also directed.

And while he may never have been as big a star as DeNiro, his unshowy ability to fully embrace the characters he played earned him respect both from his peers and from critics. As Francis Ford Coppola once told the New York Times, at a certain point, it’s “hard to say the difference between leading men and great character actors.”
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The Adventures of 67 just came out 🙌🏻😂

67 just got a new book series

The first issue contains 4 original stories featuring 67 and friends

It is written by the brainrotcomics who you may know from the bestselling brainrots softcover book series

Theres currently a sale on ALL books https://www.thebrainrots.com/
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ANOTHER TROON PULL THE TRIGGER!!

18-year old, Troon and Reddit user, Jesse Strang identified as the school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, Canada, killing 10 people. (incluiding xerself geeeg.)

Newgods and oldsoicacas, we have another charlotte to make fun, let's start making heckin woahjacks or something
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USA beats Canada in Olympic Ice Hockey

The USA has beaten Canada in men’s ice hockey 2-1 in overtime. Leafs seethe.
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BBC sorry for airing racial slur shouted by guest with Tourette's at Baftas

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz6edwg06n1o

The BBC has apologised for not editing out a racial slur from its Bafta Film Awards coverage after a guest with Tourette's syndrome shouted out when two black actors were on stage.

John Davidson, whose life story inspired the film I Swear, shouted the N-word as Sinners stars Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo presented the first prize of Sunday's ceremony.

The moment was not edited out of the BBC One broadcast, which was shown on a two-hour delay, and remained on BBC iPlayer on Monday morning before the ceremony was removed.

A BBC spokesperson said: "We apologise that this was not edited out prior to broadcast and it will now be removed from the version on BBC iPlayer."

The shout was audible in the broadcast, although many viewers would have struggled to make out the word.

Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch said the BBC had made "a horrible mistake" by not editing it out at the time, adding: "I think an apology is important, they need to explain why it wasn't bleeped out."

In its statement, the BBC said: "Some viewers may have heard strong and offensive language during the Bafta Film Awards.

"This arose from involuntary verbal tics associated with Tourette syndrome, and as explained during the ceremony it was not intentional."

The corporation declined to comment further on why it wasn't initially edited or bleeped out.

After the ceremony, Lindo told Vanity Fair that he and Jordan "did what we had to do" as they carried on presenting the category, but also said he wished "someone from Bafta spoke to us afterward".

In a statement, Bafta said it acknowledged the "harm this has caused, address what happened and apologise to all".
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Tranny Nazi crashes out and kills ex wife and son after somebody on Xitter called Rep. McBride a man

Clitler killed xherself too

https://xcancel.com/Tgirlcuda/status/2023184227240730760
https://nypost.com/2026/02/17/us-news/transgender-rhode-island-maniac-robert-dorgan-had-neo-nazi-tattoos/
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amerishart carrier does the needful

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TND SIGN FOUND IN ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND

a Chud put up this sign and now the Scottish police seethed and are looking for him, geg
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Furfag Cheats on his GF with 5 Furfags

Furfag nigger from xitter Chumblings AKA Evil Fucking Skeleton cheated on his GF with 5 or 6 furfags at niggerhell Furcon ANE

After his GF found out what he had done he threaten to ACK
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Nothing in particular really

R: 29 / I: 7

HTSM found on KEPLER-22B fuggen jerdee

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The entire sneeds feed and seed episode

R: 15 / I: 4

SNCA JUST HAPPENED

It just did, ok?
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34 days mark

r/markiplier national focus complete in 34 days
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Trump about to release alien files

he just is, okay?
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YET ANOTHER TROON PULLS THE TRIGGER

A tranny pulled a gun out during a high school hockey game in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, seemingly shooting members of his own family as part of a dispute

A bystander tackled the troon, but it pulled out a second gun and ACKed

3 people dead including the shooter and 3 injured
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Quote ate a pizza for dinner

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Rapper Lil Poppa Dead at 25

https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/18/rapper-lil-poppa-dead-at-25/

Lil Poppa a popular rapper based out of Jacksonville, Florida has died … TMZ has learned.

The Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office in Georgia tells TMZ … the rapper real name Janarious Mykel Wheeler was pronounced dead today at 11:23 AM ET.

His cause of death was not immediately released.

Lil Poppa was signed to Yo Gotti’s Collective Music Group (CMG) and has released several hit tracks over the last few years, including "Love & War," "Mind Over Matter," and "HAPPY TEARS."

Poppa's 16-song album "Almost Normal Again" came out in August … and, he released a new single titled "Out of Town Bae" this past Friday. Lil Poppa was scheduled to perform next month in New Orleans.

Lil Poppa was 25.

RIP
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JewTube is Down

>> Millions of users report that YouTube is not loading the incoming feed
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BRENTON TARRANT HAS BEEN 'JAKKED

remember the christchurch mosque shooter? he's a soyboy now
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White supremacy on the rise in Indonesia

Recently, concerns have been raised among Indonesian government officials and the public regarding the Muslim-majority Southeast Asian country's youth and far-right radicalization from online exposure to western extremist ideologies.

The key trigger for the recent attention to this matter began back in November 2025 when a 17 year old was identified as the perpetrator behind a bombing at a Jakarta high school mosque that injured 96 people. Police investigations revealed the he was inspired by Western far-right extremists, including references to the 2019 Christchurch mosque shooter (Brenton Tarrant), the 2017 Quebec City mosque shooter, and phrases like the "14 Words" white nationalist slogan. The attacker reportedly had a toy gun inscribed with such references, kept a diary expressing isolation, and drew from international Telegram channels glorifying such attacks. Authorities described him as a lone wolf acting independently, motivated by personal vengeance rather than affiliation with any formal group.

Indonesia's counterterrorism agency (Densus 88) and other officials reported a significant increase in youth exposure to far-right ideologies from around 2023–2025, often via online gaming communities, social media, and "True Crime Communities" (TCC) that glorify violence. Since early 2026, police have identified over 70 minors aged 11-18 that have been allegedly exposed to extremism through these channels, with concentrations in Jakarta, West Java, and East Java. Ideologies like neo-Nazism and white supremacy have appeared in these spaces, sometimes blending with local grievances or fascination with mass violence.

Authorities are considering countermeasures like tighter social media rules for minors and potential curbs on certain video games.



Source: https://www.dw.com/en/how-white-supremacy-is-spreading-among-indonesias-youth/video-75813889
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Mandatory E-Mail verification coming to soyjak.st

Quote said this will happen eventually, but there has not been an official statement from MI6 so far.
<britbong space
Quote might shift it to an offshore resource to save it, but it's just on the drawing board for now.
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YT WEBSITE ACKS ITSELF

ROFLMAOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 0

Deviantart pedophile FinnTheJedi1025 got hacked

ESL deviantart loudpedo got his account 'aped
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HUNKY (202Ϫ)


NEW UPCOMING A24 MOVIE TITLED 'HUNKY (202Ϫ)' IN COLLABORATION WITH BOORU STUDIOS IS CONFIRMED
Thoughts? what are you expecting from the latest installment in the SCU, phase 6, saga?
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A nophono buys a huge amount of tranny flags thinking they were gender reveal flags

Take a look at this gegerald.
R: 8 / I: 1
President Trvmp: "It doesn't matter how many surgeries you have or how many chemicals you inject.

If you are born with male DNA in every cell of your body, you will never be a woman."
Trvmp just ywnbawposted
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a reportage about the creator of "Never Goon" movement

John Harvey Kellogg (1852–1943), a Seventh-day Adventist physician, directed Michigan's Battle Creek Sanitarium and invented Corn Flakes in the 1890s as bland food to suppress libido and combat masturbation, which he deemed a cause of illness and insanity. He advocated celibacy, minimal procreation, and harsh treatments like acid on genitals, detailed in his book "Plain Facts for Old and Young"; his brother Will later commercialized sweetened Corn Flakes in 1906, launching the global brand.
https://magg.sapo.pt/relacionamentos/sexo/artigos/como-os-corn-flakes-nasceram-para-acabar-com-a-masturbacao?utm_source=perplexity
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Kidnapper 'removed woman's teeth and lips' in sick experiment, leaving gaping hole

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kidnapper-removed-womans-teeth-lips-36617920
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Palantir hacked by 4cucks

Kikentir allegedly hacked by Anonymous. Soynonymous reported some snca findings about Trvmp being le bad 1984 NWO dystopian lord master, conducting mass AI surveillance or something (fish found in water).
https://www.darkreading.com/cyberattacks-data-breaches/anonymous-member-says-palantir-not-off-the-hook
R: 3 / I: 0

Meximutt turns to scamming

Mehico es aryan
R: 1 / I: 0
everything just happened RIGHT NOW and you ALL missed it
R: 0 / I: 0

alicia so pretty they think he's justin bieber

R: 1 / I: 1

I’m fries nigga

IM FRIES!
R: 3 / I: 4

OPENAI SHUTS DOWN SUPPORT FOR GPT-4O, CHARACTER.AI TRANNIES BTFO'D

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/ng-interactive/2026/feb/13/openai-chatbot-gpt4o-valentines-day

OpenAI has retired support for GPT-4o today on valentine's day, one of the most widely used LLMs by trannies to goon to. Peer-reviewed studies reveal that suicide rates in the trans community have skyrocketed by 1000000% as their heckin comfort characters die overnight. gem
R: 3 / I: 0

New natejak for /int/!

This is mexican nate what should we call xim

Also xis hat if you wanna make edits with xim
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Chud murders his foidcell daughter for being a nigger

it… its just to keyed…
R: 1 / I: 0
The fattest braphog was just found.
R: 3 / I: 0

Meme Legend George Floyd dies in helicoper crash

George "Israel" Floyd, 41, known for his viral skits alongside Derek Chauvin has passed away today.
R: 1 / I: 0

‘Hazbin Hotel’ creator Vivienne Medrano, Brandon Rogers and BBNO$ all went bowling together

Our reaction?

https://x.com/toonhive/status/2015263287408050520?s=46
R: 7 / I: 3

niggerhell has been located

R: 2 / I: 0

Wigger goes on acid rampage

Liam best a 21 year old goblin phenotype wigger took abunch of acid then attacked a respectful white man in the street then when his friend tried to intervene the wigger said
"You are going to melt now"
after this he threw a corrosive liquid (acid) on the man leavng him with severe burns
R: 4 / I: 2

==CLAVICULAR GETS MOGGED==

Clav got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader.
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documented canonicity of nate x tyrone and htsm

source: me
R: 5 / I: 2

ChibiPedoReviews gets BVCKBROKEN

The esl fnf pedo nigger 'tuber known as ChibiPEDOReviews was buckbroken after a BVLL took his fiance (xhe lied about acking himself SNCA), possibly considering acking himself too

https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2022050948563243068
R: 0 / I: 0
I quite like todays dailyjak
R: 7 / I: 6

Japanese Ultraconservatives make biggest parliamentary comeback in countries history

https://apnews.com/article/japan-election-bbb322b4dc1dcad8f7373ba7aae4d535

After calling for SNAP elections, Sanae Takaichi, the leader of the right wing Liberal Democratic Party, led her coalition to victory in the lower house of the National Diet, winning a little over two thirds of all the seats. Her mandate as prime minister is now solidified following three years of instability within the Japanese right wing after the death of Shinzo Abe. Her supermajority in the lower house now opens up the possibility of constitutional amendments to Article 9, which designated Japan as a pacifist country after its loss in WW2.
R: 42 / I: 7

Pedophile drag queen dies after having threesome with dog

Why would the tranny janny do this?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/paedo-drag-queen-full-costume-36669007
R: 4 / I: 1

NAS allowed on /soy/

Randomly around a day ago jannies stopped enforcing the no NAS rule on /soy/. Is this the end of /soy/?
R: 1 / I: 0

two gentlemen engage in serious debate

their syndrome might be down, but the second gentleman's game is up
R: 4 / I: 1

Bad Bunny Day Declared in State of California

the governor of California has declared super bowl sunday "bad bunny day" named after literal who rnca meximutt """rapper""" Bad Bunny as a response to Kid Rock's MAGA super bowl alternative

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/bad-bunny-day-declared-in-california-for-super-bowl-sunday-newsom-taunts-maga-loyalist-kid-rock-again-over-being-banned-in-golden-state/ar-AA1VU38O?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=6988340782684b928e0e0ec794cd7bae&ei=16

"I am declaring tomorrow in California as ‘Bad Bunny Day' when Bad Bunny performs at the big game in the Golden State with his soothing, beautiful voice, and his very nice looks,"
-
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Debris from our Moon

We're all Going to died on or around News Years Eve 2032 after the asteroid hit the moon on Dec 22nd 2032 and kicks up a rock back at us

Tunguska event but worse
> Yr4-2024
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Trvmp holds event on coal at the White House

the political implications of this could be catastrophic, will the sharty survive?
R: 0 / I: 0

BC school shooting: At least 9 killed, 25 injured in Tumbler Ridge

R: 0 / I: 0

Vonn has surgery on leg fracture after crash

American skier Lindsey Vonn has had surgery on a left-leg fracture after suffering heartbreak in what could be her final Olympic event as she crashed in the women's downhill competition in Cortina.
>Lindsey Vonn
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Jeffrey Epstein rumored to be alive, Fortnite account active in Israel

Recently in the new Epstein files release, there's evidence of Epstein's old YouTube username/handle being littlestjeff1 tied to receipts and subscriptions. Xitter users then found the same name to be an active Israel-based account on Fortnite, with activity and V-Bucks purchases well after the date of Epstein's supposed suicide. Furthermore, the account's battle metrics show a significant dropoff in activity around the same time Epstein was in prison.

Shortly after the discovery, the account was suddenly made private and snapshots of littlestjeff1's Fortnite stats were removed from the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. These developments have lead some to strongly believe that Epstein is still alive and is hiding under a new identity in Israel.


Source: https://x.com/dissidentmedia/status/2019520779550122024
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True crime pooners arrested after plotting to murder student who resembled Adam Lanza

https://www.survivalworld.com/news/student-allegedly-stalked-and-tried-to-murder-a-classmate-because-she-thought-he-resembled-sandy-hooks-adam-lanza-whom-she-was-in-love-with/
>Martinez reports that investigators say Valdez – who he notes identifies as “Jimmy” – planned to attack a fellow student at school, and that the arrest report describes a scenario where the victim would be confronted in an upstairs bathroom.
>According to the documents Martinez cited, investigators say Valdez described pulling the student inside and then stabbing him, mentioning injuries like a stomach stab or a throat cut, which is part of why the case is being treated as a premeditated and attempted homicide situation rather than a vague threat.
>Martinez says the alleged motive described in the report is unusual and disturbing, because investigators say Valdez told them she heard voices telling her that killing the boy would create what she called a “blood bond” with Adam Lanza, the Sandy Hook shooter, and that this bond would bring Lanza back to life.
Fat brown pooners strike again GEG
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SATANIST CHILD CONSUMERS OYYY

EPIstein emails suggest the existence of a global child-eating cult.
Her last ex-girlfriend 'confess' the existence of this Luciferist global cult but also saying that EPItein was forced to finance them via blackmailing on xer xitter (not fact checked).
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fat black man eats cake

R: 14 / I: 2

satoko_hojou_fan passes away

Juan Pedro Franco (also known by his online alias satoko_hojou_fan) a Mexican man known for holding the biggest boy award, died this Monday in Aguascalientes at the age of 41 from a kidney infection.
"Los takis… too muchos takis-BRAAAAAAAAAAAP" were his reported last words
Before dying, he stated he could rest in peace knowing los gringos would forever stay obsessed about him o algo
R: 29 / I: 9

Neutralplier and his son has unfortunately passed away today.

Today, on the 9th of January, 2026, a beloved father, Neutralplier was in his nest with his son and he was introducing himself to someone before they got shit by a man, authorities do not know the perpetrators intentions or identity, but, we will say Rest In Peace.
R: 2 / I: 0

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
R: 1 / I: 0

Clavicular ran into a frat leader at ASU and got brutally frame mogged by him👀😂

R: 0 / I: 0

Kim Jong Un executes cacas over watching squid game

Recently, it has been exposed that the Supreme Leader has executed schoolchildren over watching Squid Game according to new testimony.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/07/world-news/north-korea-executed-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game/
https://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-executes-schoolchildren-for-watching-squid-game-13504047
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Sidsoncuck

mr.glaube a gegbvll who was bullied out of soycraft so hard he broke his own chair IRL has been revealed to be a user of sidson.city and friends with the owner of the site and known pedophile, vinluv
R: 1 / I: 0

3 Doors Down singer Brad Arnold dead at 47

Today it was announced that the founder, songwriter, and lead singer of the American post-grunge rock band 3 Doors Down has died from stage four kidney cancer.

Brad Arnold publicly revealed in May 2025 that he was diagnosed with Stage 4 clear cell renal cell carcinoma (a form of kidney cancer) that had metastasized to his lung, which led to the cancellation of the band's summer tour that year.

Arnold was best known for his work on 3 Doors Down's breakout 2000 hit single "Kryptonite", a song he penned when he was only 15 years old (and peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100). "Here Without You" and "When I'm Gone" are among his other popular works that shaped the band's legacy and defined the post-grunge subgenre.



Source: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/brad-arnold-dead-3-doors-down-lead-singer-1236497981/
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Clavicular gets brutally framemogged by an ASU frat leader

It was on the day 2/6/26 that the esteemed Clavicular was brutally framemogged by the unknown slayer leading a ASU fraternity. The reprecussions for clav are yet to be realized. May molecule have mercy on us all
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"Escape the island" movie is set in production and trailer was released

Starring known pedos like Jeffrey Epstein or EDP, these diddyblvds will have to work together to escape Epstains island after the children revolted and seek revenge on their predators
>oh my fauci it's just like william afton with children in fnaf!
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Yuri Kuznetsov killed in Ukraine

Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov, founder of the Kolyma Network and owner of soyjak.party between July 2022 and May 2023, was fatally wounded by an FPV drone in eastern Ukraine while fighting for Russia. Ukrainian-released footage from the drone depicts Kuznetsov alone sitting on a railroad track moments before the fatal encounter. He is seen in the video looking at the drone and putting up no resistance, apparently giving up and accepting his fate.

Kuznetsov has a complicated and highly controversial legacy as the former owner of the popular soyjak imageboard. This incident and many similar ones on the front in Ukraine highlight the brutal nature of the war, with many arguing that such executions of surrendering soldiers count as a war crime.

Source: https://x.com/clashreport/status/2020082654851527040
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Winter Olympics in Italy start

Time to do some athletics

>olympia Nazi film o algo

>axis pact o algo
>opening ceremony has a literal swastika

WE ARE SO BACK ITALIARYANS WON
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Coca-Cola bear actually prefers Pepsi

Pepsi has unveiled its Super Bowl LX campaign, “The Choice,” featuring a polar bear who chooses Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coke Zero Sugar in a blind taste test.
The Pepsi Challenge campaign was launched in 1975 and is making a comeback for taste testers of the zero-sugar products. In a news release by PepsiCo Beverages North America, they describe that the commercial “isn’t just Pepsi, ‘poking the bear’ – it’s a defining moment that brings the brand’s proven taste superiority to center stage.”
“For decades, Pepsi has embraced being the challenger cola brand, yet we keep proving we’re #1 where it matters most: taste,” said Gustavo Reyna, Vice President of Marketing, Pepsi. “Cola drinkers care about taste, but when they choose anything other than Pepsi, they leave taste on the table. With Taika adding his unmistakable touch to the spot, we’re on a mission – alongside our newest and furriest fan – to showcase the universal human truth that Pepsi tastes better.”
Source:https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/pepsi-vs-coke-polar-bear-110000858.html&ved=2ahUKEwj534u9scKSAxW5nokEHeFJJiIQ0PADKAB6BAgVEAE&usg=AOvVaw2U5PXbPcbLCQVBi2QF79e3
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Zelenogorsk, Pallas’s cat known for sitting on his tail to keep his paws warm died

He was a father of 35 kittens and lived a long life, twice as long as the average Pallas’s cat.
Rest in peace aryan beast.
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trump did racism o algo


is obama monke like putin?
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being a chud is now a medicaldisorder

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BALDI AND COBSON ARE IN EPSTEIN FILES

What happens next is yet to be decided
But the dildo of consequences won't come lubricated
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Pajeets build yet another marvel of urban engineering

A new flyover narrowing midway from four lanes to two lanes was constructed in Mira-Bhayandar near Mumbai.

The Mumbai Metropolitan Region Development Authority (MMRDA), which built the double decker flyover, claimed that the transition from four lanes to two lanes is planned and not a structural or design flaw…
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It’s Groundhog Day

Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter by seeing his shadow, while Woodstock Willie has made a competing forecast. The results reflect a split in predictions for this year's Groundhog Day.
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Woman attacked by snow leopard in China

This week, a ski tourist the Koktokay Township of Fuyun County within China's Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region survived a violent encounter with the illusive snow leopard, one the rarest big cats in the world.

The tourist (name withheld) was returning to her hotel after skiing when she spotted the leopard, approaching within 3 meters to take a selfie with it. Moments after she took the selfie, she was immediately pounced and mauled. Bystanders in the area were able to scare off the leopard, and the woman was taken to the hospital with multiple severe injuries to her face and head. The leopard was later captured and relocated to a wildlife rescue center, and the tourist is reportedly in stable condition with no life-threatening injuries.

Local authorities had previously issued warnings about snow leopard sightings in the area due to the animals occasionally descending to lower elevations for food. While cases of snow leopard attacks are extremely rare, there are no documented fatalities.


Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15516485/skiing-tourist-taking-selfie-rare-snow-leopard-mauled-face.html
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Clavicular got MOGGED by another Looksmaxer

Clavicular got MOGGED by another Looksmaxer and his cortisol levels went to the MOON 😭

Bro was ragebaiting Clav until he completely CRASHED OUT💥

"You can't just go around saying things and expect things to go well for you"

"Why are you pressing me for no reason, bro?"

Clav's stress hormones spiked so hard he turned into a different person 🔥
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/soy/ gets raided by "beesquitos"

A flood of these hybrid insects have been terrorizing multiple threads made by the users of the board in large quantities. It is yet unknown if the jannies are going to fumigate the place, or when they're going to finally leave the board. Experts believe this to be one of the many consequences of (((global warming))) or something.
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Canada had a big snowstorm for like the 13th time this month

I know nobody cares but it's news
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NEW START EXPIRED

New start has now expired which gives the US and Russia the ability to increase deployed nuclear warheads if they wish with no limits. Causing rising fears of a new arms race

Expect comments from Trump about new start this week
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It's black history month

yeah
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TURKEY TOM FACING SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Online commentary creator Turkey Tom is the subject of very serious accusations that have quickly made it to social media forums and livestreaming circles. The allegations were circulated in low key but it was reinforced when a more detailed post was published on Kiwi Farms, leading to a more extensive investigation into the personal behavior of the YouTuber. Even though there has been no legal confirmation, the allegations alone have rocked portions of his audience and rekindled the discussion on accountability in creator spaces. The situation remains fluid. The charges are based on eyewitness accounts, snapshots, and moderation of forums instead of legal documents. Nevertheless, the amount of information shared has brought the attention of the viewers who are now wondering how platforms react when the allegations arise beyond the formal legal means."
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us-streamers/turkey-tom-faces-serious-accusations-as-former-partner-shares-detailed-claims/articleshow/126561831.cms
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NEW START ENDS TOMORROW

New Start ends tomorrow which means the limit for deployed nuclear warheads is gone(among other things but that is mostly snca and Russia hasn’t even been notifying or inspecting anything to America since the invasion of Ukraine) between US and Russia.
Potentially there will be one year where they abide by the limit while discussions occur but Trump has yet to respond to this offer.

What could potentially take its place is something similar but including nuclear powers such as China, UK and France rather than just being between the US and Russia. However for now there is no clear path forward unless Trump agrees to that one year so called agreement while it is worked on.

For fears of arm races that is snca and is a waste of money and time and literally a waste of everything really so I personally don’t see numbers reaching anywhere near close to the Cold War.
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for the first time ever, a rat starts singing

nothing can prepare the world for this momentous occasion or however the thing is said
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Trump admin makes coal 2.

TRVMP has released the hit A24 spine tingling new character: coal 2.

Source:https://x.com/OSMRE/status/2015877776251789625
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House Republicans Report EU Laws Censoring U.S. Speech

House Judiciary Republicans released an interim report claiming the EU's Digital Services Act has driven a decade of global censorship, including in the U.S., backed by thousands of subpoenaed documents from companies like TikTok. Examples include TikTok labeling 'there are only two genders' as hate speech for Slovakia's election and addressing U.S. child COVID vaccine disinformation at EU urging. The report ties new global guidelines to DSA compliance to avoid massive fines, amid disputes like Romania's annulled election, with a committee hearing set for Wednesday.
https://x.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/2018683758006665352
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Why so mad goyim? Jews won btw
>Superior race award
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Moot named in Epstein files

reports are swirling that Chris Pool AKA “Moot”, creator of 4chan is named in the epstein files that were released earlier today.

Additionally, 4chan’s /pol/ board was likely created after a meeting between Moot and Epstein took place.
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CACAS BANNED FROM THE SOYSPHERE

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Emperor Quote has banned everyone under the age of 18. Known namefags on the 'ru such as Korg, Xerox, and Trevor have been banned, resulting in much leakage from them.

Many of them have retreated to the shroom, where minors are allowed entry… for now.
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i got aids
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Neutralplier's movie is #1 in the domestic box office and has already made 3x it's production budget
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Alive Found Smiling

>you
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Duke nukem 3d turns 30 years old today

the bone chiling, spine tingling, alien destroying, babe saving game was released 30 years ago today! happy birthday duke!
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big ‘stein was a 4cuck Yurifag

The big 'stein was OBSESSED with yuri and used to goon to them on 4cuck
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Rick Ross Birthday

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

We love rick ross!
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Today is the start of Black History month!

How are you going to celebrate Black History this month?
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Black History Month commences

What are (You) doing to create black history?

https://blackhistorymon.th
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Wojak thought about the censorship and VPN bans

Perchance, 'e problem is 'e activism and 'e lobbies, 'z it not?

Bank accounts and VPN contracts are 18+ by default so it doesn't make sense to legislate a ban for them.

VPN bans incoming:

Wisconsin & Michigan
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/11/lawmakers-want-ban-vpns-and-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing

Britain
https://www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privacy-security/uk-government-targets-vpns-in-new-online-safety-consultation-as-lords-vote-for-ban
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Hank Green Criticizes Coal

Hank Green (creator of the song "I Fucking Love Science) has publicly denounced coal in a new YouTube video called "Coal is Extremely Dumb".
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BLACKED History Month begins tomorrow
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Outbreak of Nipah virus in India

Indian health officials are working to contain an outbreak of the deadly Nipah virus that was recorded in West Bengal, a situation that has been confirmed by the Thai government and India’s National Center for Disease Control.

There are two cases that have been reported, involving two nurses at a private hospital near Kolkata, West Bengal, The Telegraph and The Independent reported.

So far, 180 people have been tested and 20 individuals have been asked to quarantine, both reports continued.

One patient is reported to be in critical condition, Narayan Swaroop Nigam, principal secretary of the health and family welfare department in West Bengal, told The Telegraph.

Officials noted the outbreak is “not major.” However, it has still prompted high-priority responses from officials.

No travel bans to India are currently in place, but neighboring countries have begun tracking and prevention regulations that are similar to those used during the COVID-19 pandemic, as reported by The Independent.

In response to the outbreak, Thailand’s Department of Disease Control issued a press release Friday stating that officials will “monitor and screen travelers at international communicable disease control checkpoints.”
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Epstein gooned to FNAF SFM futa porn animations on 4chan /gif/ board and shared them around to his buddies
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MOOT NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES

Also Epstein is apparently a yuricuck who lurked /u/
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MENTISWAVE MENTIONS THE SHARTY

In his newest video, popular libertarian YouTuber Mentiswave mentions us

Source:
https://youtu.be/UIcFtpkhEyo?si=-dIb1ovnFGC4k_d1
At 2:13
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sharty shutting down tomorrow

the good old days😢
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BREAKING: new archaeological findings reveal ts is what a babby latinx looked like

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Nothing happened today

Nothing happen today



at least with me
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Insolent chinkfoid gets owned by a japanese deerGQD

In the nara area of Japan, deer bow down to tourists in order to be fed crackers. After the deer performed the customs and courtesy, the uncivilized bug lady tried to scare him away. The deer then let 100 years of japanese ultranationalist clittycel rage and gave her a two piece, then walked away like a G. Hirohito would be proud.
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Did Quote just sold the Sharty?

Is it real chat? Did Quote finally sold the Sharty and doomed us all because I wasn't there to buy it and turn it back into a gem?
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ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW SOY ORDER?

ARE YOU?
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Nipah Virus Outbreak in India?!

What is it?
The Nipah virus is a bat-borne zoonotic virus originating from the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus).

Where did it come from?
It was originally discovered in Malaysia and Singapore (1999) during the small outbreak it was discovered that the virus was transmissable from swine to human. There were also aditional cases of this virus in Bangladesh, the Philipines and even in India but at the time it wasn't of anything noteworthy. Later on inside a hopistal in West Bengal Kolkata India (present day), 5 people were confirmed to be infected with the disease, the infection managed to spread to hospistal staff and currently there's 100 reported cases of the disease.

How can I not be infected?
The disease can be passed on from bat to swine, infected pigs are not to be touched or handled without any sort of protection. Drinking juice from fruit contaminated with the urine/saliva of the Fruit bat (genus Pteropus) will put you at risk of infection. The virus mainly spreads through human-to-human transmission. Coming into contact with a person's secretion and excretions is not advised as you will be infected.

How do I know if I have it?
Early signs show fever, headaches, myalgia (muscle pain), vomiting and sore throat. Later on, dizziness, drowsiness, altered consciousness, and neurological signs that indicate acute encephalitis. Some people can also experience atypical pneumonia and severe respiratory problems, including acute respiratory distress. Encephalitis and seizures occur in severe cases, progressing to coma within 24 to 48 hours.

What are my chances of survival?
(40-75%) If you're a youngcaca, an oldGOD or an individual with a compromised immune system, you're probably dead.

Le sources?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHVPF7a_EGU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipah_virus
https://www.cdc.gov/nipah-virus/about/index.html
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/nipah-virus
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/india-nipah-virus-outbreak-kolkata-cases-b2905473.html
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/soy/'s 15000000th GET was a swedish win.

Yeah
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STORM CHRIS-CHAN HITS PORTUROACHES MAKING ONE OF THE MOST DEVASTATING HURRICANES TO BE THERE.

THIS HAS AFFECTED SPAINIGGERS, GIBRALTAE, MORONOCCO, SHITALIANS, GREECE, AND THE BALKANS AS WELL.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c205yl3kvzmo
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Quote admited that when Xe's got enought he JSID

Its over
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Literal who members

Literal who shows people literal who members on social media or something
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Limeade accused of sexual harassment towards Cobblestone

The IRC messages suggest that 9a0c got banned from it because he was trying to get Cobblestone to send her 'cord in order to ERP with her.
>SHEEEEEEIT GIMME DAT PUSSY
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Tranny acks due to not being allowed to dress as a cat maid as a church janitor

This nigga was told xe couldn't dress as a maid with cat ears while cleaning up a church and decided to fucking kill ximself.

Xe decided to -ACK by "running away" (going into xis backyard and hiding in xis tree house) and then xe decided to hang ximself in said treehouse.

This nigga is a grown ass man btw💔🥀

https://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=truehttps://exulansic.substack.com/p/dead-names-entry-joshua-a-nomad-naomi?r=xgqe3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true
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Goycritical and his reatarted opinion

Moist Critical, famous goytuber makeing the most coal goyslop content imagenable, finaly stoped fence setting and now he calls out for vengence for that irl feral retard who got shot by ICEGODS
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SOYJAK PARTY SOLD

QUOTE OFFICIALLY SOLD THE SHARTY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER ON SOME DARKNET SITE, THAT BIDDER BEING CYBERKING. THIS WAS CONFIRMED OVER AT /SOY/
>>>/soy/14987150
THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN, I REPEAT, THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SHARTY IS UNKNOWN
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Soyjaks get an article in an Indian newspaper

A newspaper in India has dedicated a full page to soyjaks/stuff vaguely related to them.
This proves that jeets are nusois due to them calling gapejak soyjak.
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World Economic Forum kicks off in Davos

4 more years until the fulfillment of Agenda 2030. Are you excited, 'teens?
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Ye takes out full page ad on WSJ to apologize for his anti-semitism

The Artist Formerly Known As Kanye West has released a written apology in the form of a full page ad on Wall Street Journal (jew newspaper GEG) earlier today, titled "My Struggle" "To Those I've Hurt".

In it, he talks about his 2001 car crash, and how he suffered from a traumatic brain injury that led to him developing bipolar disorder. He then goes on to talk about how his disorder has affected his daily life, and how his manic episodes caused him to lose touch with reality, leading to his recent self-destructive behaviour, including a four-month long manic episode in early 2025 which he claims "destroyed his life," recounting psychosis, paranoid delusions, impulsive behaviour and suicidal thoughts.

Afterwards, he goes on to apologize to the Jewish community, the black community, and his loved ones (wife and family), before ending the apology with "I'm not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home. With love, Ye."

Not too important, but he also goes on a tangent about how he found comfort on Reddit communities & how some of his doctors told him he's experiencing symptoms of autism (GEGGGG).

Soyteens, how do you feel about his apology? How do you think Kanye will build his career back up, if that's even possible anymore?
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TWITCH STREAMER OUTED AS JARTYPEDO

Nigger Twitch streamer and notorious tranime fan Tranell ‘Laqari’ Tennyson accidentally revealed on stream that he has a massive ‘p folder with several terabytes of illicit content. While attempting damage control, he tried to claim it was a virus, and unironically asked ChatBBC if he was in legal trouble for his actions.
Further rumors are circulating that he has several hundred gigabytes of FNF mods, a massive CPU/GPU rig for a supposed “Soytan AI waifu”, and a second monitor exclusively for browsing ‘Jarty related cords, but these have yet to be peer reviewed and verified by Snopes.
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hey besty

you a star baby fuggen jerdee
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Trump say im administration go 'review evritin' afta fatal shooting of Minneapolis nurse

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c4gv5de1l6jo.amp

President Donald Trump dey face calls to launch full investigation following di fatal shooting of 37-year-old nurse, and US citizen, Alex Pretti by federal agents.

Pretti death bin come less dan three weeks afta one immigration agent for Minneapolis shoot to death Renee Good.

Minnesota Govnor Tim Walz don repeat demands for di Trump administration to remove federal agents from di state. E say US dey for "inflection point".

For one interview wit di Wall Street Journal on Sunday, Trump tok say im administration dey "review evritin" and also indicate say im go eventually withdraw Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) agents from di city - but e no give time frame for dis.

Federal and state officials don give totally different accounts of di moments bifor Pretti death.

Di Trump administration defend di officer wey shoot Pretti. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem tok say dem shoot Pretti bicos e dey "wave" one gun.

Local authorities deny dis. Dem say di gun dey legally registered, dem say di agent shoot Pretti afta dem remove im firearm.

Protesters don continue to enta di streets of Minneapolis plus oda parts of di US following di fatal shooting.

Meanwhile, di Republican Govnor of Vermont, Phil Scott, tok say e no "dey acceptable" for "federal agents to kill US citizens" for exercising dia protected rights to protest.

E dey among some of di Republican lawmakers wey dey call for full investigation into di fatal shooting of Alex Pretti.

E say, "at best", immigration officers actions na "complete failure of coordination of acceptable public safety".

"Enough dey enough."

"Di president suppose pause dis operations, de-escalate di situation and reset di federal govment focus on truly criminal, illegal immigrants," e write and add say, "Congress and di courts gatz step up to restore constitutionality."
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poopson posted

poopson got posted, it’s literally boykisser as Nate
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i've taken a holy shit what happened i was away for 3 weeks
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Deadly bat-borne Nipah virus outbreak in India, officials scramble to contain it

Health officials have confirmed five cases of Nipah virus in West Bengal, India, in the state's first outbreak of the virus in 19 years. The latest cases prompted authorities to order nearly 100 people into home quarantine.

The three latest infections in India include a doctor, nurse and health worker, all linked to the same private hospital where two nurses first tested positive. It follows two cases confirmed on January 13, when officials said both cases were receiving hospital treatment.

Nipah virus, which spreads between animals and people, is classified as a priority pathogen by the World Health Organization (WHO) due to its potential to trigger an epidemic. Fruit bats are the natural host of the virus.

The virus has a fatality rate of between 40-75 per cent, according to the WHO. It says this rate can vary by outbreak, depending on local capabilities for managing the spread of the virus. There is no vaccine to prevent the infection and no specific treatment to cure it.
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poopson gets posted
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ICE Agent Who Killed U.S. Citizen Mom Named as Veteran, 43

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-agent-who-killed-us-citizen-mom-named-as-veteran-43/

Kristi Noem and JD Vance both pointed to his identity.

The ICE agent who fired three shots into a vehicle in Minneapolis, killing a 37-year-old mother, has been identified.

Jonathan Ross, 43, was the agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, according to reports by multiple outlets. The killing left Good’s son by her late husband an orphan, led to immediate tensions in the city, and caused a political storm over ICE.

Good had just dropped off her six-year-old son at school when she encountered ICE agents, one of whom later shot her point-blank in Minneapolis, her ex-husband told the Associated Press. She left behind three kids, a daughter and a son aged 15 and 12 from her first marriage, and a six-year-old son from her second marriage, which had ended with her second husband’s death.
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Leaked Epstein Emails Reveal Private Discussions About Race and IQ

Private emails between Epstein and associates of his were leaked by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. Among these emails are many academic discussions between Epstein and soyentists close to him, including one between Epstein and top German cognitive scientist, Joscha Bach, on the nature of intelligence and its relation to race and sex.
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The sharty is NAS/dead officially

Check this screeny
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a new soyjak has been released

partyimpjak, he mocks imps
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ELON MUSK DESTROYS BBC

in a recent xitter post by elon musk theres footage shown of elon musk destroying bbc
trannies on suicide watch say the news outlets
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I had a sproke and a hotdog at Costco today

It was very good i put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog
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Soot just commited suicide

Soot just commited suicide
>>>/soy/14936784
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i am finally moving out of my parents attic

me and my girlfriend (100% real btw) found an apartment 20 minutes from her job and 10 minutes from the metro.
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wordswordswordswordswordswords

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Chud spotted in indian newspaper

GEEEEG nusois are literally pajeets
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GIGA ASSASSINATED IN DAVOS' WEF CONFERENCE

I REPEAT
GIGA WAS JUST ASSASSINATED IN DAVOS
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I grew a flower on my head and I can’t get it off

Please help.
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The biggest chippy has been found.

At Wetherspoons pub, this chip officially has the world record for being the longest at a staggering 13.4 inches.
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cultural Marxism takes over

Marx is a nigger btw
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Greenland Soyrage tariffs are dropped

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cjrzjqg8dlwt From bibisi news
TACO or something
Also a deal on Greenland has been created (not agreed or signed) and military force has been ruled out completely (which was not an issue anyway because he would have never been allowed to do it)
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GIGACHAD SHOT

GIGACHAD JUST GOT SHOT WHILE GIVING A SPEECH AT THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM IN DAVOS, SWITZERLAND
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our 'kipedia article was deleted

zog won

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Soyjak.party
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"NO KINGS" Protest near Klaus Schwab's homeplace in Davos, Switzerland

A group of ten locals put 450 torches 800 meters up the mountain and lit them this evening. What will Feraljak think of this?
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Holy fucking shit a dinosaur

what the fuck?
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Cobosaurus Rex ate my dad

It ate my dad
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jartycuck steals the 14888888th /soy/ GET

That's literally it.
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SOYAK get 14881488 GET o algo on /soy/
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Gigachad calls for the party to be shut down

On January 16, 2026, at 8:10 AM (EST),
Dr. Soystein visited Gigachad's home for his weekly check-up, Soystein was notified that there had been reports from Giga's neighbors that they had heard yelling noises coming from his home the night before,
when Soystein arrived, he could hear through the front door Giga shouting,
>’cado is banned but FPE is not, I GET IT NOW, IT'S THE GLOWNIGGERS SILENCING US, SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
At this point, it was advised to Soystein that he should not intervene with Gigachad's episode in person, Soystein got back into his car and called Gigachad,
'chad picked up the phono and yelled,
>So now we have DNB banned, 'cado banned, JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!
and after he hung up the phono.
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I've quit gooning, now you can too!

https://easypeasymethod.org/
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Today is Dr Martin Luther King Day

Martin Luther King Jr. Day (officially Birthday of Martin Luther King Jr.,[1] and often referred to shorthand as MLK Day) is a federal holiday in the United States observed on the third Monday of January each year.Based around worshipping niggers like everything else in the Jewnited States Of Amerimutts
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Giga recovers after being attacked by a group of flies

after being attacked by a group of flies a few months ago giga has successfully recovered and this video of him has been shared
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GEORGE FLOYD BEHEAD AND KILL NIGGERS

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Jannies DID NOT mass delete BBC bait threads on /soy/

Jannies did not delete any BBC bait posts. Experts say that this is true, and was fact checked by Snopes. You will cease all investigations under threat of capture by the QDL
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/int/

/int is making their flag while under flood
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US Lawmakers to ban VPNs?

>It's unfortunately no longer enough to force websites to check your government-issued ID before you can access certain content, because politicians have now discovered that people are using Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to protect their privacy and bypass these invasive laws. Their solution? Entirely ban the use of VPNs.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/11/lawmakers-want-ban-vpns-and-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing
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IMAGE: "FOOT" picture going VIRAL on IRC

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eating a hotdog

pretty tasty I guess
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/int/ declares itself a semi autonomous board

Following recent events in https://soyjak.st/int/thread/235817.html#235935
The /int/ posters decided to make up some rules on their board and enforce it by supersage and rejection, their constitution is this:

/Int/ official constitution

1: /int/ follows the rules of the sharty
1.1: /int/ WILL NOT BECOME A SPLINTER

2: 'jakking, pepe, soyquoting, Markiplier blog posts, gigachads and raids on other websites are things are allowed on /int/. NO tranime, FPE and 'orn on /int/ because they are coal.
2.1 No demoralizing slopjaks like HTSM or peterfags

3: Offsiters ARE BANNED, immigrants are welcomed doe

4: bait is to be ignored and be put as a hidden post by any inteen
4.1: real p*rn/pure goonerslop is not allowed on /int/

5: The discussion of namefags, avatarfags and drama surrounding them is forbidden. Take it to your mudhut in Lesotho

Quote still hasn't spoken up
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races who got range banned declared WAR on quote and are mobilizing on /int/ preparing for war

o algo
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Frognigger learns the art of "gloving"

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A relatable and truthful new ‘toss

2 days off work no shitting
Get to work 5 seconds liquid diarrhea
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/int/ officially passes /soy/'s PPH, WILL /POL/ BE NEXT?!

NO WAY!
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about the dream i had last night

i had a dream wherein I went to work and miss circle came up to me and brutally groyped me while all my co-workers surrounded me and started shouting "fein, fein, fein, fein". woke up and I just nutted. that shit felt so real yet so terrifying.

anyone else have similar dreams?
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Shark eats nusois

A few teens swimming on /soy/ were killed by this shark. Don’t swim nigga
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I'm eating chips right now

they're chicken flavoured btw
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/int/ surpasses /qa/ by 9 times

the DNB board was revived thanks to the brownocaust
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"Gradingcaust" to eliminate topic headers from the 'ki

GauntletThrown and GapeNewell have a clittyleak over the 'ki, local reports from Feraljaks say this soyvelation-level rage was triggered over 'p being given a bad rating (muh moral relativism)
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President Trump opposes Netanyahu’s proposal to end U.S. military aid to Israel

>Two sources told JI the president pushed back on Netanyahu’s claims about the prudence of Israel’s proposal to end U.S. military assistance over the next decade
https://jewishinsider.com/2026/01/trump-netanyahu-u-s-military-aid-israel-dermer-memorandum-of-understanding/
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about to eat cheese

cheese slices specifically
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Very Important

He's still surfing to page 40, niggas.
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Nate Higgers plushes available for purchase NOW

Nate Higgers and Soytan plushes available for purchase online at this website:

https://fluffysouls.shop/products/custom-plush-for-kyle-goldstein

The company also takes custom requests if you submit a drawing of a special 'jak or NAS you want

https://fluffysouls.shop/
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Allegations have been made against Turkey Tom

It seems like the extent of them are that Tom might be abusive and a general o algo, read the Kiwi Farms thread on xim for more info o algo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/turkey-tom-tomdark-notaturkey-tomdarklive-anonbirdd-thomas-larry-hanson.205006/page-64#post-23451719
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Tesak's father, Sergei Martsinkevich, has died.

He was 62 years old, and the cause of death was acute heart failure.
https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/696884a19a79470f9810d264
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Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert comic strip, dead at 68

In the early hours of January 13th, American author and cartoonist Scott Adams has passed away at the age of 68 from metastatic prostate cancer.

He was best known for creating Dilbert, an award-winning comic strip that ran on several of the largest US newspaper publications from 1989 to 2023. In 2018, he became a political commentator and podcaster on his YouTube channel Real Coffee until his health decline in late 2025.


Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
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UK amends Online Safety Act to include message scanning

https://reclaimthenet.org/uk-expands-online-safety-act-to-mandate-preemptive-scanning

A major expansion of the UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) has taken effect, legally obliging digital platforms to deploy surveillance-style systems that scan, detect, and block user content before it can be seen.

We're watching an AI surveillance state develop in progress.
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I tried a new food today

Nigerian Slavewife cooked me Jollof Rice for lunch today and i enjoyed it
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i ate 4 slices of pizza for breakfast

das rite, im eatin 4 slices of pizza rn foh breakfast n shiet, also if you say dis is SNCA you're a dummy and you will never eat pizza again because dummies dont eat pizza
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Kolyma sharty "Doomsday" program declassified

https://kuz.kolyma.net/blog.cgi/entry/1763887136

"The device itself was not to be considered a real part of our security setup, but more of a disaster-management tool. If the device was to ever be triggered, we were already in deep deep trouble. The way it worked was simple.

It relied mainly on thousands and thousands of honeypot files and folders scattered throughout the server, which were never accessed by any legitimate program. If any of these files were accessed, then one could say with certainty that an intruder has successfully made their way into the server. Though it had other triggers, with varying ranges of "sensitivity" that could also cause it to activate.

If this occurred, then the device would "detonate", i.e., the server would turn itself off. Turning the server off was not something we considered at first, for several reasons. Not the least of which being that it meant we would have to wait several days for someone to go to the centre and turn it back on. But simply booting off proved to be the most effective and immediate course of action in case of an intruder.

This would mean, that unless the intruder was able to determine, prior to accessing the server, which files were real and which were triggers, that any attempt to read or exfiltrate any data would instantaneously disconnect him from the server, locking him out permanently.

That was really all there was to it. It was not a complex program, I wrote it in Go in about 3 weeks.

The second aspect of the device was causing it to trigger if someone tried to disarm it.

Designing programs that the average user can't turn off is pretty easy. But an intelligent intruder could simply send a SIGKILL, which is very hard to make your program "immune" to, although there are several workarounds

The most bulletproof method was to have the program embedded directly into the kernel. Kernel modules/threads can run with flags that make them unkillable. So even an intruder with root access issuing a SIGKILL on it would do nothing since the scheduler would ignore any such signals. Many antivirus software, rootkits, and some malware do exactly this.

This machine, which I only ever used on my own servers, was top secret until I made this post. The effectiveness of the machine depended somewhat on potential intruders not knowing it existed. Given that my days of running servers is now past, I can now bring this clever device into the light."

TL;DR:
The sharty had or still does have a program that shuts the server off if an intruder were to gain access to the servers and touch "honeypot files".
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Quote rangebans South America and parts of East Asia

Yesterday, Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia due to him not wanting brown people coaling up his website. This decision has not been in effect long enough too see if it was a good one, but only time will tell.
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I also took a fat shit today

Comment
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FERALJAK NEWS

Feraljak microwaved his ramen for 3 minutes, but when he took it out the noodles were still kind of hard, so he's going to put it back in for another minute ‼️😳
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Red Lipped Frogfish

This exists
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Shark found swimming in /soy/

If you swim in /soy/, beware. The joons have spotted this shark swimming in those waters. Don't be the phono who gets eaten.
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I said "what" to guess what...

They replied and said "chicken butt".
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Snopes AI will make sure everyone gets vaccinated

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Zartycuck steals the 14800000th /soy/ GET

That's literally it
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THE BRITISH PROPAGANDA GAME FEATURES IAS MEDIA
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Im imagining it, a future in the united kingdom, a glorious chaos.
You walk outside, muzzies are being beaten down, tied to lamposts and beat, some are hanging and repeatedly beat with sticks.
English rage devours the country, flames rise, the entire police is squabbling, most ignore their duty and watch.
You join in, a beautiful surge of adrenaline scours your veins, for the first time, in a really long time you truly feel safe.
Its time lads.
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Rangeban? Why?

Yesterday south America was rsngebanned banned from /soy/ and /qa/, a lot of genuine 'teens want to come back from the rangeban, I'd say for South America to at least unban Argentina, Chile and Uruguay.
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All EB Games in New Zealand will close

After a multimillion dollar loss in 2024, EB Games is going to shut down the 38 of their locations in New Zealand
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/all-eb-games-outlets-in-new-zealand-will-close-by-the-end-of-the-month-following-multi-million-dollar-losses/
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About half the country can’t call each other because Verizon’s servers are down or something like that
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Brazil, Turkey and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/
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TND must be enacted BEFORE walkable cities, or else we will become evropoors, once we do that and make shit ornamented, we might finally be at peace from the nigger
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I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE

I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE I HATE YOU QUOTE
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Mr. Chiaotzu might watch Dragonball GT!

Our, yes OUR, favorite DBZtuber seriously considers watching GT, given that he greatly dislikes dragonball super he assumes he'll greatly dislike GT since he only likes Z.

He gives a list of his options for watching the show and what type of GT content (if any) he might make while watching the show.
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Shark eats fish

this happened.
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https://youtu.be/nOwO4s7sugY
CHUD’AIT STAYS WINNING
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I took a fat shit today

Comment
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I ate a slice of pie that went bad and I’m paying the price

Pray for me ‘teens and don’t make the same mistake I did, I’m sick in bed and I keep having vivid hallucinations of Rapeson
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soyjak.party's Wikipedia page was deleted

The soyjak.party Wikipedia page was deleted, a few days after it was nominated for deletion. Most votes were to deleted the article, exactly 16 delete to 1 keep. It was agreed to be deleted due to most news articles used in the source only mentioned it briefly because of the 4chan hack. The page now redirects to our section on Wikipedia's imageboards article.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Log/2026_January_4#Soyjak.party
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BREAKING NEWS: Iran bursts into flames, anti-government protests rock the country

Today, the Islamic Republic of Iran has exploded into intense, volatile protests. Across all 31 provinces in nearly 200 cities, citizens are calling for the disposal of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and the regime at large.

In the weeks leading up to the protests, Iran has been gripped its most severe economic crisis in Persia's history, marked by nearly 45% inflation and a 70%+ increase in the price of essential goods such as food. Over the past four days, the Rial (IRR) has practically collapsed, with ﷼1 now only being worth 0.0000010 of the U.S. Dollar. All of this has been further exacerbated by international sanctions following the 2025 12-day war with Israel.

What began as grievences from bazaar merchants and other business owners over the economic turmoil has exploded into a full-blown call to overthrow the republic, with chants of "Death to Khamenei" echoing at demonstrations. Furthermore, there has been a overwhelming resurgeance of support for the old monarchy (Iran's governing body before the 1979 revolution) and the restoration of the exiled Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. In light of this, protestors have been chanting "Long live the Shah" and carry the flag of the Pahlavi Dynasty as their symbol of rebellion (Iran's flag but featuring a golden lion and sun).

Iran's government has responded with brutality, authorizing lethal force to the police and the military. Official statements from government officials refer to protestors as "rioters," "vandals," "saboteurs," or even "terrorists" backed by the U.S. and Israel. Supreme Leader Khamenei has vowed not to back down, and Iran's Attorney General warned participants could be charged as "enemies of God" (a death-penalty offense). United States President Donald Trump has reacted by expressing full support for the protests and threatening the regime with direct military intervention, that he is "locked and loaded" if protestors are executed. As of January 10th, human rights groups such as Amnesty International estimate the current death toll from the protests to be anywhere from 50 to over 100 (including children). Hundreds more are reportedly injured and thousands have likely been arrested.

Recently, Iran's government response has escalated dramatically by ordering a near-total shutdown of the state intranet and telecommunications (estimated connectivity at ~1% of normal levels). This move is likely aimed at aimed at disrupting coordination, hiding abuses, and preventing videos from spreading. However, some Iranians have been able to share evidence of the chaos via Starlink. Abroad in Europe, smaller protests have errupted at Iran's foreign embassies, especially the London embassy in the United Kingdom and The Hague embassy in the Netherlands.

The status of the developing situation still remains unclear due to the Iranian government's attempts to sever all contact to the outside world.


Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg7y0579lp8o
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Quote declares himself to be racist against browns and posts 'lig

>>>/int/228691
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TRUMP SAYS MIGA

This does not mean Iran though if you say it does you are a liar it’s a trick. (((Make Israel great again)))

In real news Trump might strike Iran
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So uhhh... I've been thinking a lot about my gender lately, I might start HRT soon

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TRVMP HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MURDER OF A 13-YEAR OLD’S BABY

*DOCTOSSSSSS*
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