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BREAKING: PEDOSPLINTER J*KSOY.P*RTY GETS PUT ON SERVERHOLD FOR HOSTING BMT AND LITERAL 'P
Skajy*s forgot to moderate his own website award0.005586x804
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>They're all middleastern raisinskins or turkroaches
Why are we like this?
My country is run by niggers
>Go on ome.tv to talk to fellow Dutchmen>They're all middleastern raisinskins or turkroaches
Why are we like this?
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The /soy/-/pol/ war was the starting war, it was one of the first signs of a division within the sharty.
The 8000000 GET, many soyteens believe the jannies rigged it, this has cause a lot of distrust between the users and jannies.
And most importantly when the site went down for 2 days, many people no longer believe Froot actually cares about sharty. many people are worried the site might go down again too.
Soyvil war 5 has started
there’s multiple recent conflicts on the sharty, there’s also minor revolts against Froot and the jannies.The /soy/-/pol/ war was the starting war, it was one of the first signs of a division within the sharty.
The 8000000 GET, many soyteens believe the jannies rigged it, this has cause a lot of distrust between the users and jannies.
And most importantly when the site went down for 2 days, many people no longer believe Froot actually cares about sharty. many people are worried the site might go down again too.
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Microsoft reveals major Chinese botnet is attacking users across the world
https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/microsoft-reveals-major-chinese-botnet-is-attacking-users-across-the-world0.0034256912767887192x144
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ANOTHER TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
https://eientei.xyz/3/thread/999993#p1000000
/3/ GET: TOTAL /CACA/ VICTORY
Cacaboreans have achieved the GET on 4cuck's 3d modelling board.ANOTHER TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY WE CANNOT STOP WINNING
https://eientei.xyz/3/thread/999993#p1000000
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Day at the farm
Day at the farm
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other news
the 9m GET is coming soon
a gigachad poster spammed /soy/, same with some /pol/ separatists, They were probably trying to reignite the /soy/-/pol/ war but its really slowed down
Some leftist soyteens want Froot to make “leftyjak”
>>>/soy/8965354
And that’s really it
facci creates the vaccine and the zombies lost
Zombies lost and now everyone is human we just had to stay in doors, eat ze bugs, wear masks, and take ze vaccine.other news
the 9m GET is coming soon
a gigachad poster spammed /soy/, same with some /pol/ separatists, They were probably trying to reignite the /soy/-/pol/ war but its really slowed down
Some leftist soyteens want Froot to make “leftyjak”
>>>/soy/8965354
And that’s really it
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BREAKING: nusoimaqaque draws jak in blood
19 minutes ago on 10/24/2024, chud #8911015 in this thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/8911015.html#q8911015 has trooned out to make soy boy woah jack in blood0.1076926663518720x736
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NHalloweenw wordfiltHalloweenr rapHalloweens HalloweenvHalloweenryrthing
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rais on /nate/
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After his drug-induced mental breakdown on the 'farms Froot moved to the sharty and started answering questions of 'teens on a thread made by a newGOD in the most retarded way possible (caps locked and spoke like a xitter tranny), eventually he revealed he had taken more acid than usual.
Mustard attemped to contact him to no avail, several 'teens on the thread showed their concern, while others told him to kill xhimself all of this while 2 trannies soydueled.
Some highlights from the event include:
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>Froot admitting he almost ran over someone with a car
>Froot was not alone, refering to somebody in the room as a "she" (probably a tranny prostitute)
>Froot admitting he doesnt care about the law
>Froot admitting he uses the site quite often
>Froot might have fucking died or is too embarassed to speak about it (mustard has not been able to contact him)
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The main theory surrounding the topic is that froot was drugged and 'aped by troonjak
Post with the evidence: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8922481.html
Original post: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8915312+50.html
FROOT HIGH ON DRUGS
Last night near 2AM Froot, the owner of the sharty started talking with kiwitroons on the 'farms, what started as a normal conversation devolved into retarded nigger babbling.After his drug-induced mental breakdown on the 'farms Froot moved to the sharty and started answering questions of 'teens on a thread made by a newGOD in the most retarded way possible (caps locked and spoke like a xitter tranny), eventually he revealed he had taken more acid than usual.
Mustard attemped to contact him to no avail, several 'teens on the thread showed their concern, while others told him to kill xhimself all of this while 2 trannies soydueled.
Some highlights from the event include:
>Froot admitting he almost ran over someone with a car
>Froot was not alone, refering to somebody in the room as a "she" (probably a tranny prostitute)
>Froot admitting he doesnt care about the law
>Froot admitting he uses the site quite often
>Froot might have fucking died or is too embarassed to speak about it (mustard has not been able to contact him)
The main theory surrounding the topic is that froot was drugged and 'aped by troonjak
Post with the evidence: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8922481.html
Original post: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8915312+50.html
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>NEWS IN,RUSSIA?!? HMMM ONLY GOOD NEWS ASBESTOS MINE REOPEN 4TH TESTICLE RELATED TO PRIPYAT NOT DRINKING WATER
>NEWS IN,RUSSIA?!? HMMM ONLY GOOD NEWS ASBESTOS MINE REOPEN 4TH TESTICLE RELATED TO PRIPYAT NOT DRINKING WATER
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I just gooned for 2 hours
I just gooned for 2 hours
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UPRISING
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shrekchan won
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Later on Some teens started postIng catboys and catgirls on /soy/, for some reason they both hate each other and started spamming
Cats and sheeps are fighting
Some teens started posting sheeps and said they were welsh, eventually some guy made a video of a Scottish cobson fucking a sheep on /pol/Later on Some teens started postIng catboys and catgirls on /soy/, for some reason they both hate each other and started spamming
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WE SIMPLY CANNOT STOP WINNING
/LEFTYPOL/ GET: TOTAL SWEDE VICTORY
'TEENS GOT THE /LEFTYNIGGER/ 2.000.000 GET.WE SIMPLY CANNOT STOP WINNING
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Relapse to BBC
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New board on top bar
As title says, new board dedicated to nonsenseposting has been added to top bar and that's >>>/yyyyyyy/. It is second board dedicated to nonsenseposting besides >>>/yodlyahshga/0.0066697243601084500x500
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https://realrawnews.com/2024/04/delta-force-arrests-klaus-schwab/
Delta Force Arrests Klaus Schwab
A Delta Force strike team arrested 86-year-old World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab Friday following a deadly firefight that started at the fortified gate at his 7,770-square-foot, six-acre compound in Switzerland and ended in his bed-chamber, where the death-bringing geezer lay in bed hooked up to a self-dispensing Adrenochrome infusion machine, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.https://realrawnews.com/2024/04/delta-force-arrests-klaus-schwab/
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But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
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But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.
ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2
In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.
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he cooks so well!
Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds!
Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds!he cooks so well!
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/vt/ 88000000 GET - Total Soyteen Victory
Title. Some teens also posted Pipkin Pippa's 'za receptacle address (xer dox) and images of xer in real life afterwards0.074254669249058428x601
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FRQQT enters the wrong card number to pay the bills, imageboard goes down for a couple of hours
All of the soywebsites (Soyjak.party, SoyBooru, and Soyjak Wiki) except the schlog were temporarily taken down seemingly due to Froot forgetting to pay the server bills. Froot confirmed in the schlog announcement post that the websites were taken down due to a wrong number on the card, and reassured the soyteens that it will be back soon.0.01115310844034938x852
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the elections for the queen of /a/ has polarized many 'teens, Tomoko Kuroki has been elected as said queen of /a/. a lot of 'teens have rejected this result because the rika is considered to be "le sharty girl". Now /a/ is slowly going to be in a civil with to factions, the RikaGODS and the Tomotroons, which is a nickname for 'teens on /a/ who are in favor of Tomoko which was created by the RikaGODS
Civil War Brewing on /a/
BREAKING NEWS:the elections for the queen of /a/ has polarized many 'teens, Tomoko Kuroki has been elected as said queen of /a/. a lot of 'teens have rejected this result because the rika is considered to be "le sharty girl". Now /a/ is slowly going to be in a civil with to factions, the RikaGODS and the Tomotroons, which is a nickname for 'teens on /a/ who are in favor of Tomoko which was created by the RikaGODS
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It is believed that NIHz-14y is made out of pure brimstone, and that it has a small moon that looks like a very well known man.
NASA has discovered a new exoplanet 1488 lightyears away!
A new exoplanet has been discovered by NASA's nigger-eating telescope 5000. The planet, designated as NIHz-14y, is "about one and a half times as wide as Jupiter" and in a system that is only a measly 1488 light-years from Earth.It is believed that NIHz-14y is made out of pure brimstone, and that it has a small moon that looks like a very well known man.
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/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/
While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.
/soy/ and /pol/ are fighting possible sharty civil war
tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residents/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/
While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.
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Should /soy/ be deleted or is it still worth keeping it?
Should /soy/ be deleted?
Should /soy/ be deleted or is it still worth keeping it?
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As a result of the /soy/ and /pol/ civil war, /soy/ got completely wiped.
As a result of the /soy/ and /pol/ civil war, /soy/ got completely wiped.
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P00t is apparently the new admin of the sharty
According to some leaks, P00t is a new admin on the sharty.0.0060058385133743502x640
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Someone raped multiple Soysphere Domains
soyak.party and soybooru.com are down LORD HELP US0.062987886369228990x990
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As a young child growing up in Greenville, North Carolina, artist Alex Smith spent a lot of his time engrossed in the world of cartoons and comics, devouring works like Battle of the Planets, X-Men, and Doom Patrol.
In college, Smith first encountered science fiction novels by Octavia E. Butler and Samuel R. Delany, both of whom he admired because “they were Black and absolutely, phenomenally awesome.”
“They both showed me that sci-fi could have literary quality, could be progressive and liberatory,” Smith added. “Just their ideas, world-building, and love of language fascinated me.”
He was hooked. “Sci-fi is kinda like my church,” said Smith, who is now age 47 and living in Philadelphia. “It’s spiritual and very much connected to who I am as a Black, queer person.” The problem with his church, however, is that there isn’t very much Black (or queer) representation.
Mainstream sci-fi features Black characters like Morpheus from The Matrix, Mace Windu from Star Wars, and Lt. Commander La Forge and Nyota Uhura from Star Trek. But in general, Black characters aren’t afforded the same prominence and screentime as their white counterparts. And when Black people are present, they tend to be cishet assumed and conventionally attractive. Fat, Black bodies are a rarity.
“It just astonishes me that fat people in general are treated and depicted as second-class citizens in science fiction works, or they're made to represent something like greed, lust, or villainy,” Smith said, pointing to the character of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune.
[etc etc]
AI Artists are Creating Fat, Black, Sci-Fi Characters
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davisc0994/ai-art-fat-black-sci-fi-fantasy-charactersAs a young child growing up in Greenville, North Carolina, artist Alex Smith spent a lot of his time engrossed in the world of cartoons and comics, devouring works like Battle of the Planets, X-Men, and Doom Patrol.
In college, Smith first encountered science fiction novels by Octavia E. Butler and Samuel R. Delany, both of whom he admired because “they were Black and absolutely, phenomenally awesome.”
“They both showed me that sci-fi could have literary quality, could be progressive and liberatory,” Smith added. “Just their ideas, world-building, and love of language fascinated me.”
He was hooked. “Sci-fi is kinda like my church,” said Smith, who is now age 47 and living in Philadelphia. “It’s spiritual and very much connected to who I am as a Black, queer person.” The problem with his church, however, is that there isn’t very much Black (or queer) representation.
Mainstream sci-fi features Black characters like Morpheus from The Matrix, Mace Windu from Star Wars, and Lt. Commander La Forge and Nyota Uhura from Star Trek. But in general, Black characters aren’t afforded the same prominence and screentime as their white counterparts. And when Black people are present, they tend to be cishet assumed and conventionally attractive. Fat, Black bodies are a rarity.
“It just astonishes me that fat people in general are treated and depicted as second-class citizens in science fiction works, or they're made to represent something like greed, lust, or villainy,” Smith said, pointing to the character of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune.
[etc etc]
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>Someone Shouted “Jesus is Lord” at Kamala’s Rally last night and she said…
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>“Oh, I think you’re at the wrong rally… I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street.”
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1847280510285824425
Based or cringe?
>Someone Shouted “Jesus is Lord” at Kamala’s Rally last night and she said…
<(Preddit space)
>“Oh, I think you’re at the wrong rally… I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street.”
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1847280510285824425
Based or cringe?
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Cobson gets 10000 posts on the 'ru!
One small step for Cobson, one big step for Soykind.0.000538203050382442048x1365
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Here is a footage photo on jail:
A frog went on a rampage but arrested by jannies police
An shooter and killer named "killer Frog" was arrested by jannies police, he supposedly has went to jail.Here is a footage photo on jail:
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On October 15th polchuds declared /pol/ to be a independent board believing /pol/ should be granted special rights to protect the white residents of the board. Many also on this day catty wiped /soy/.
General Niggnin declared the /soy/-/pol/ war today because multiple /soy/ immigrants were disrespecting polchuds by spamming their threads with raisin bait.
/pol/ demands are the deletion of /soy/, the banning of “soyniggers” and the banning of insulting General Niggnin and certain members of the administration.
In other news some gigachads raided a literal pedo wiki god bless them.
BREAKING NEWS: General Niggnin declares /soy/-/pol/ civil war
There has been a official invasion of /soy/ of the time of this post.On October 15th polchuds declared /pol/ to be a independent board believing /pol/ should be granted special rights to protect the white residents of the board. Many also on this day catty wiped /soy/.
General Niggnin declared the /soy/-/pol/ war today because multiple /soy/ immigrants were disrespecting polchuds by spamming their threads with raisin bait.
/pol/ demands are the deletion of /soy/, the banning of “soyniggers” and the banning of insulting General Niggnin and certain members of the administration.
In other news some gigachads raided a literal pedo wiki god bless them.
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Operation Mega Forever also known as Operation Patriotism 2 is another massive raid against demokikes on >>>/soy/
The raid is currently attacking multiple Kamala Harris discord servers, the raid last time targeted Reddit but after some patriots found out demokikes were organizing on discord the hanging started.
TRUMP 2024 TOTAL DEMOKIKE DEATH
Patriots are raiding demokikes again
Veterans from Operation Patriotism are currently doing another raid on demokikes.Operation Mega Forever also known as Operation Patriotism 2 is another massive raid against demokikes on >>>/soy/
The raid is currently attacking multiple Kamala Harris discord servers, the raid last time targeted Reddit but after some patriots found out demokikes were organizing on discord the hanging started.
TRUMP 2024 TOTAL DEMOKIKE DEATH
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First Soyjakmaths Episode set to release today + Numberjacks turns 18 years old today
The first soyjakmaths is due to release today, albeit might be delayed by a day or two depending on when all voice lines are in.0.0153172165155411080x2155
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Will this plan work? Lets see how it goes.
BREAKING: Frogcaca redpills /qa/ and btfo'd the trannies in there
Frogoogagas have redpilled /qa/ after zelligtroons, "agugu"niggers ans trannies kept raisinting up the log. Sources say that the frogcaca is planning to redpill other boards such as /jew/, /pol/ and /nate/.Will this plan work? Lets see how it goes.
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sorry if your gems are not being delivered to your Pod™. gem production is pretty low
log is coal, gem production at an all time low
log is coal, gem production at an all time lowsorry if your gems are not being delivered to your Pod™. gem production is pretty low
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Xhey captured civillians as hostages and released footage of them brutally executed by hanging, suicide of reimplementation of the penis and exposure to chudcel propaganda.
A message released by them stating, "I will never rest until the death of gooners, co-existing with the enemy is never the answer as the gooning causes a wipe-out of an entire civilization. We will prevail.", as shocking as that sounds.
Troonville and Goonistan militants and army is preparing to seize the terrorist organization to mitigate the destruction of their nation.
Extremeist terroristic organization "NEVER GOON" is going on a rampage in Troonville and Goonistan.
Recently, numerous reports indicate that "NEVER GOON" organization took over the government and actively spreading their regime across all borders of ceasing the action of gooning.Xhey captured civillians as hostages and released footage of them brutally executed by hanging, suicide of reimplementation of the penis and exposure to chudcel propaganda.
A message released by them stating, "I will never rest until the death of gooners, co-existing with the enemy is never the answer as the gooning causes a wipe-out of an entire civilization. We will prevail.", as shocking as that sounds.
Troonville and Goonistan militants and army is preparing to seize the terrorist organization to mitigate the destruction of their nation.
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Welcome to >>>/news/.
/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.
Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.
Topics areunrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.
Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
Welcome to >>>/news/.
/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.
Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.
Topics are
Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
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In other words, a cacaposter has been seen tampering with the VNC of a finnish nuclear power plant
A CACABOREAN JUST NUKED FINLAND
HOLY raisin ITS REALIn other words, a cacaposter has been seen tampering with the VNC of a finnish nuclear power plant
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Left: FBI file photo of Dan.
BREAKING NEWS: SEVERELY MENTALLY UNWELL SHOOTER "DAN" HAS ESCAPED
BREAKING NEWS! An individual known only as "Dan", who was previously a maximum security patient in the Soyville mental asylum, has escaped. He is severely schizophrenic and has often expressed his desire to "exterminate the obsessed FPE pedo raisinlalalalalalalallaalalalallalallalalalallallalallallallalalan niggers". Mentally deranged babblings aside, Dan is an extremely dangerous individual and should not be confronted or interacted with in any way. If you see him, it is advised to keep out of his line of site and contact the authorities. Dan is armed with a Vz. 58 rifle and has been reported to be covered in rusty, makeshift full-body armor constructed from hardened steel. A joint operation between the FBI and CIA has been launched to search for and capture Dan.Left: FBI file photo of Dan.
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Here is a footage caught on camera:
A frog went on a rampage
Supposed "killer Frog" was spotted on /soy/ and /pol/ killing newsоуs, he supposedly has affiliations with terrorist organization "Ribbit Rally" and also armed with 10mm Glock with a switch.Here is a footage caught on camera:
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Typical critics of Pepe say their hearts have grown soft after seeing thus, like and share ❤️
MUST-SEE: Cute video of Pepe and Buster
He is being described as being like as bouncing baby boy!Typical critics of Pepe say their hearts have grown soft after seeing thus, like and share ❤️
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3d modelers are required for the multiplayer arcade racing game, release date unknown.
IAScar Announced
Soyvelopers newest game, IAScar, has just been announced.3d modelers are required for the multiplayer arcade racing game, release date unknown.
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>Hey 'eens,
Poster has updated his copy pasta to include the month of October. Leading some to calling the 'een fraudulent and a liar.
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in October. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
'een who said he would be leaving in September did not leave in September
Following a change of the month, the famous>Hey 'eens,
Poster has updated his copy pasta to include the month of October. Leading some to calling the 'een fraudulent and a liar.
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in October. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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Symptoms mainly consist of embedded image of a certain racist anthro fox. Most of the time newGOD will simply copy the image and spread the disease to others without even knowing he is infected. Once they know they are infected they try to find out who that fox is and then slow procces of turning into a furGOD begins. Once infection reaches the final phase they become more aggresive, open with their intent and completely lose their soyteen status (pic 3 is an example of their posts. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS)
OldGODS are completely mind broken since their board is being infiltrated with a cute anthro fox who is also racist and thus sitewide unrest began. Means of hiding embedded Averis are often highly sophisticated and it takes time to reveal infection, which makes people accuse others of being an actual furfag.
As of right now it remains unclear where this virus came from. Some say it all began with a fucking frognigger embedding this raisin onto a frog (example on 4ths pic, bottom left. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS), thus making it a typical frognigger attack. /anthro/ thread on /g/ denies any responsibility, bipoc police says that they didnt find any evidence that there was any planning at all. However some insist that it was all a furfag plan to get /anthro/ board back, which is still isnt deleted. Some conspiracy theorists think that the reason it is still isnt deleted is because furKINGS have a certain control on admins team, which is all but just a speculation
Soyentists say it may all happened because of the state of the site:
>no new OCs
>no making fun of the left
>no making fun of the soy
>/raid/ is still locked
Soyentists suggest that the only way to get rid of the disease is to
>make new OCs
>bring back political meaning to the site
>bring back raiding
Stay safe everyone
BREAKING: New highly contagious disease is spreading among teens
WHO declared the start of new pandemic that wreaks havoc among soyteens, especially those who recently arrived to sharty through immigration programms.Symptoms mainly consist of embedded image of a certain racist anthro fox. Most of the time newGOD will simply copy the image and spread the disease to others without even knowing he is infected. Once they know they are infected they try to find out who that fox is and then slow procces of turning into a furGOD begins. Once infection reaches the final phase they become more aggresive, open with their intent and completely lose their soyteen status (pic 3 is an example of their posts. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS)
OldGODS are completely mind broken since their board is being infiltrated with a cute anthro fox who is also racist and thus sitewide unrest began. Means of hiding embedded Averis are often highly sophisticated and it takes time to reveal infection, which makes people accuse others of being an actual furfag.
As of right now it remains unclear where this virus came from. Some say it all began with a fucking frognigger embedding this raisin onto a frog (example on 4ths pic, bottom left. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS), thus making it a typical frognigger attack. /anthro/ thread on /g/ denies any responsibility, bipoc police says that they didnt find any evidence that there was any planning at all. However some insist that it was all a furfag plan to get /anthro/ board back, which is still isnt deleted. Some conspiracy theorists think that the reason it is still isnt deleted is because furKINGS have a certain control on admins team, which is all but just a speculation
Soyentists say it may all happened because of the state of the site:
>no new OCs
>no making fun of the left
>no making fun of the soy
>/raid/ is still locked
Soyentists suggest that the only way to get rid of the disease is to
>make new OCs
>bring back political meaning to the site
>bring back raiding
Stay safe everyone
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>In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has issued an executive order mandating the immediate closure and demolition of all Pizza Hut locations across the country. The reason? The President reportedly believes that each establishment is housed within literal huts made of unstable wooden materials, endangering public safety.
>“Folks, I’ve seen these huts,” Biden said during an impromptu press conference. “They’re not up to code. We have Americans eating pizza in tiny wooden places that could collapse at any moment, man. Not a joke!”
>“I’m not sure who told him that every Pizza Hut is contained within a rickety hut made of sticks, but we tried explaining,” said an anonymous White House staffer. “He keeps pointing to the word ‘Hut’ in the name and asking why we’re letting people dine inside ‘glorified sheds.’”
Guys, is it over?
BREAKING: ALL PIZZA HUTS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES TO BE DEMOLISHED AT THE ORDER OF PRESIDENT JOE BID
>Breaking: President Biden Orders Nationwide Demolition of All Pizza Huts, Citing Safety Concerns Over “Flimsy Wooden Structures”>In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has issued an executive order mandating the immediate closure and demolition of all Pizza Hut locations across the country. The reason? The President reportedly believes that each establishment is housed within literal huts made of unstable wooden materials, endangering public safety.
>“Folks, I’ve seen these huts,” Biden said during an impromptu press conference. “They’re not up to code. We have Americans eating pizza in tiny wooden places that could collapse at any moment, man. Not a joke!”
>“I’m not sure who told him that every Pizza Hut is contained within a rickety hut made of sticks, but we tried explaining,” said an anonymous White House staffer. “He keeps pointing to the word ‘Hut’ in the name and asking why we’re letting people dine inside ‘glorified sheds.’”
Guys, is it over?
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The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.
We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".
The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
==+=DOCTOS THEY SHOT UP PAPER SCHOOL=+==
On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.
We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".
The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.
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hey guys, heres my newest jak or something
its the chud0.014753713272512600x800
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hi little goyyyyyy
hi little goyyyyyy
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The French Invade the 'lanet!
Users from French forum onche.org were seen raiding the pixelplanet, only to promptly be stopped by brave Trumpflaryan warriors.0.010783825069666948x782
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Now we have soyjak.st for which WILL NOT get taken down because…well it just won't OKAY??
Sharty gets new backup domain
Following Sharty's former chink domain host Nicenic (who doxbin used) changing their policy about doxxing to appease heckin wholesome niggers and pedos, our domains soyak.party and soyjakwiki.net were baleeted.Now we have soyjak.st for which WILL NOT get taken down because…well it just won't OKAY??
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>An unknown error occured when posting!
10 million posts on the sharty
2 days late award>An unknown error occured when posting!
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for Black Ops 1 Zombies (install guide here, you do not need to own it on Steam, but you can either way >>>/mtv/52350)
You must have a team of 4 players who can play on Friday and Saturday to compete, and you must also come up with a name for your team
Whichever team gets to the highest round on the specified map will move to the next bracket.
There will be 6 teams, with 4 on each team, so 24 players will be required!
Prizes:
Third place and above: A soygem pass
Second place and above: Potentially a nameplate that says "Winner" on the Schlog (if you use it)
First place: Each player on your team will receive 5 random Steam game keys!
A game competition has launched!
The manager is running a competition on >>>/mtv/52650for Black Ops 1 Zombies (install guide here, you do not need to own it on Steam, but you can either way >>>/mtv/52350)
You must have a team of 4 players who can play on Friday and Saturday to compete, and you must also come up with a name for your team
Whichever team gets to the highest round on the specified map will move to the next bracket.
There will be 6 teams, with 4 on each team, so 24 players will be required!
Prizes:
Third place and above: A soygem pass
Second place and above: Potentially a nameplate that says "Winner" on the Schlog (if you use it)
First place: Each player on your team will receive 5 random Steam game keys!
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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK!
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Law enforcement in Plano Texas, is currently investigating them, and both the host, Tier.net, and cloudflare, are cooperating.
The admin also has been doxxed: (Annam) Nam Khoi Nguyen.
https://doxbin.com/upload/BaraagsAdminSatoriAnnamKhoiNguyen
Original /raid/ thread.
https://soyak.party/raid/thread/153122.html#153753
!The sharty won. Baraag is dead, and its admin is being investigated. The world is slightly brighter. Sharty history has been made.!
You might want to hide your wife, Nguyen, she's next on the chopping block.
The sharty has taken down Baraag.net. Billions of pedos must die.
The pedophile art website, baraag.net, has been taken down by a group of indestructible chuds, who have been scheming over the past 3 weeks.Law enforcement in Plano Texas, is currently investigating them, and both the host, Tier.net, and cloudflare, are cooperating.
The admin also has been doxxed: (Annam) Nam Khoi Nguyen.
https://doxbin.com/upload/BaraagsAdminSatoriAnnamKhoiNguyen
Original /raid/ thread.
https://soyak.party/raid/thread/153122.html#153753
!The sharty won. Baraag is dead, and its admin is being investigated. The world is slightly brighter. Sharty history has been made.!
You might want to hide your wife, Nguyen, she's next on the chopping block.
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Soyjak wiki placed on a client hold! Chuds from around the world panic!
Yesterday morning the 'iki was put on a client hold and now it's barely accessible. Where shall we get our peer reviewed scientific facts now?0.029333947226405640x480
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https://twitter.com/Rohan_Bitches/status/1813079184459055258
this account supposedly belongs to a jartycuck
make sure to find jartycucks replying to furry posts
make sure to troll them
make sure to mock them for their porn addiction
make sure to send this video
BREAKING! IT SEEMS THAT JARTYCUCKS IMMIGRATED TO TWITTER
jartycucks are now stalking and hornybaiting equally disgusting furrieshttps://twitter.com/Rohan_Bitches/status/1813079184459055258
this account supposedly belongs to a jartycuck
make sure to find jartycucks replying to furry posts
make sure to troll them
make sure to mock them for their porn addiction
make sure to send this video
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Nudev enforces additional Mcchallenge for you to post on the site
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Domain 2
NICENIC NOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT DO TIS TO SOYAK.PARTY0236x249
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BEFORE GOING TO THE THREAD PLEASE BE CAUTION OF THE FOLLOWING:
- FOODISTS
- LITERAL WHO NIGGER POSTERS
- SAGERS
- NECROBUMPERS
- THREAD DERAILERS
- PORNOGRAPHY CAUSE THE FAG DIDN'T CENSOR THE IMAGE
- LITERAL AUTISTIC PIECES OF SHIT THAT DON'T READ THE RULES
THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU, AND ENJOY PLAYING RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS RETURNS
THE RETURNING OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS MARKS THE EPIC GAME OF PEOPLE POSTING THREADS ON LITERAL WHOS AND ACTUAL VANTABLACK NIGGERS.BEFORE GOING TO THE THREAD PLEASE BE CAUTION OF THE FOLLOWING:
- FOODISTS
- LITERAL WHO NIGGER POSTERS
- SAGERS
- NECROBUMPERS
- THREAD DERAILERS
- PORNOGRAPHY CAUSE THE FAG DIDN'T CENSOR THE IMAGE
- LITERAL AUTISTIC PIECES OF SHIT THAT DON'T READ THE RULES
THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU, AND ENJOY PLAYING RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
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rainhat won
rainhat won
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BREAKING NEWS: COBBLOX IS NOW REAL
On September 14th, 2024, an old Roblox clone by the name of "Hexagon" had gotten hacked to spam images of famous sharty star Cobson. This shocked many autistic old Robloxians who got traumatized due to the incident. If you see an incident like this again, report it to your local janny immediately.0.00587651226669551124x794
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THE SOYJAK COMPILATION MINI-DVD IS OUT
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/8quoa7kqjj0ms8ir1putp/SOYJAK-PARTY-THE-BEST-OF.zip?rlkey=dwpu4i33d6miajhpp4ao1l224&st=qaytj1dq&dl=0
THE SOYJAK COMPILATION MINI-DVD IS OUT
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/8quoa7kqjj0ms8ir1putp/SOYJAK-PARTY-THE-BEST-OF.zip?rlkey=dwpu4i33d6miajhpp4ao1l224&st=qaytj1dq&dl=0
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Jakparty.soy shuts down
On September 20th 2024 the sootist splinter will shut down permanently.0.0050629158504307981x221
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'cado is now 50% off!
in a shocking turn of events ladies and gentlefolx the CADO has gone Auschwitz mode!0390x494
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soytan feet
we need more soytan feet pictures0622x604
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jarty shutting down
everybody on this site already fucking knows it01600x1064
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nigger
nigger
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>This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's content policy against creating or repurposing a sub to reconstitute or serve the same objective as a previously banned or quarantined subreddit.
Froot's subreddit gets banned
>r/oldfrogcacas is banned>This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit's content policy against creating or repurposing a sub to reconstitute or serve the same objective as a previously banned or quarantined subreddit.
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domain
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JULYGODS WON
UID 1-38 WON
SOYGEM PASS ACCEPTEES REACHED OVER 120
there are now over 120 soygem pass users. Augustfags must die tho.JULYGODS WON
UID 1-38 WON
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We cant let them get away with it this time. 'AID 'OX 'APE 'ILL
Goofroggotts froogoogagas
Goofroggotts froogoogagas took down the party and the wiki by reporting the gore boards to google. I always knew they were a bad idea.We cant let them get away with it this time. 'AID 'OX 'APE 'ILL
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FPE officially declared sharty killing brimstone!
FPE has been officially declared jarty culture that is killing the sharty0909x640
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In remembrance of the 50 boards plan (the heccin holocaust or something), soyjak dot party has once again gotten 113 unnecessary boards added to the topbar
Froot rapes the fucking imageboard with a thrembillion boards again award
>I transheart nuking my websiteIn remembrance of the 50 boards plan (the heccin holocaust or something), soyjak dot party has once again gotten 113 unnecessary boards added to the topbar
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Mass johnson worship begins taking place in the streets of /soy/
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Coally log, gem production decreases drastically, soyteens try to buy soylent but it is nowhere to be found because of the low Soy GDP recently.
Coally log, gem production decreases drastically, soyteens try to buy soylent but it is nowhere to be found because of the low Soy GDP recently.
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Domain Possibly Seized, Use soyak.party For Soon
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A GIANT BIBISI HAS BEEN SPOTED ON /SOY/!
At 9:00 am cst a giant BIBISI was spotted on /soy/ with scientists estimating its size to be over 20 inches. When questioned if Fundemantal paper education was a gem the BIBISI responded “Sheit nigga, I ain’t finna know about that crap”. Onlookers have held mixed reactions with some claiming the the BIBISI was “forced brimstone” while others thought the BIBISI was a gift from god and wished to pleasure it. As of now the BIBISI has been peaceful hanging around downtown /soy/ near the George Floyd super monument. That is all from Fox News.0304x73
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BREAKING NEWS
froot fucking loses it and nishes the soy pph0680x680
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Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.
Past happenings: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party/Happenings
See how active Party boards are in real time: https://marge.moe/
Search soyjak.party: https://soyjak.party/search.php
Public 'nishments archive: https://soyjak.party/bans.php
How to access Froot's inbox and contact the mods: >>>/soy/6574068
soyjak.party Happenings Thread
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.
Past happenings: https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soyjak.party/Happenings
See how active Party boards are in real time: https://marge.moe/
Search soyjak.party: https://soyjak.party/search.php
Public 'nishments archive: https://soyjak.party/bans.php
How to access Froot's inbox and contact the mods: >>>/soy/6574068
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Froot rapes the fucking website with a thrembillion boards again award
Froot rapes the fucking website with a thrembillion boards again award
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) and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS.
FROOT ADDS 113 BOARDS, USRES FURIOUS
Froot added 113 new boards (that nobody will use) and users are mad because they think he is ruining the site. IMO i think this is terrible since there are boards like >>>/p/ () and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS. 0800x1500
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WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???
WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???
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BREAKING NEWS: THE NIGGLER HAS CAUSED MAYHEM ON THE SHARTY
Yesterday Evening, a black negroid terrorist who goes by the alias of "The Niggler" has been plotting against the sharty by spamming 'p. Unfortunately, the niggler got away with his crimes. Be vigilant on 'p posts and report to a mod immediately.01170x876
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>le rrrreddit space
Grrreat citizens of soy party. Lend me your ears, for your involvement in this determines the fate of this site forever, whether you support it or not. This is captian PINGAS MAN! Speaking, and there is no time for anything else.
>le rrreddit space
As you may have heard time and time again, I have became rrremembered is the ongezelling boogeymen, but that all changes today. With Ongezellig, at least I enjoyed the show before zellingate happened and noticed that some people in the fandom like ‘gunner (ChudGunner) won’t put up with the majority’s wild goose chases, as this show is far worse than anything we’ve seen before. This is Fundamental paper education. Fpe for short. For months on end, jannies have been actively supporting paper’s people on the website dedicated to soyjaks. And it’s not just the jannies too, but the admin too, as shown in pic 2. Not suprrrising that the guy who pleasures himself to dead babies and has his own der ‘cord would support something that has devided us not only for this website, but for our sanities too. Tomorrow, I will put an end to this.
>le rrreddit spacing
Until the time that Jinako gets her summer outfit in FGO (pic is unofficial), I will be permarrrrraping everrry mention of FPE, weather good or bad, in order to save the site frrrom this paper-shaped posse.
>le rrreddit spacing
I will cattywipe every board you love. I will catty /soy/, /qa/, /MTV/, even /Nate/, the board you hate! I will rrreport every mention of this show to the jannies so they can do their job moving this filth to the /qa/ and still get paid nothing. I will rrremove Fpe in such methods and strrratgies that Protokleki, king casear, Terry crews, and anyone else in the crrrrap that nobody cares about grrroup kill themselves over shame of wasting their lives.
>le rrreddit spacing
Tomorrow I shall save the day once again. Be there.
PINGAS MAN TO PERMA-RAPE FPE FROM SOYJAK.PARTY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w&pp=ygUPRHIgZWdnbWFuIHRoZW1l>le rrrreddit space
Grrreat citizens of soy party. Lend me your ears, for your involvement in this determines the fate of this site forever, whether you support it or not. This is captian PINGAS MAN! Speaking, and there is no time for anything else.
>le rrreddit space
As you may have heard time and time again, I have became rrremembered is the ongezelling boogeymen, but that all changes today. With Ongezellig, at least I enjoyed the show before zellingate happened and noticed that some people in the fandom like ‘gunner (ChudGunner) won’t put up with the majority’s wild goose chases, as this show is far worse than anything we’ve seen before. This is Fundamental paper education. Fpe for short. For months on end, jannies have been actively supporting paper’s people on the website dedicated to soyjaks. And it’s not just the jannies too, but the admin too, as shown in pic 2. Not suprrrising that the guy who pleasures himself to dead babies and has his own der ‘cord would support something that has devided us not only for this website, but for our sanities too. Tomorrow, I will put an end to this.
>le rrreddit spacing
Until the time that Jinako gets her summer outfit in FGO (pic is unofficial), I will be permarrrrraping everrry mention of FPE, weather good or bad, in order to save the site frrrom this paper-shaped posse.
>le rrreddit spacing
I will cattywipe every board you love. I will catty /soy/, /qa/, /MTV/, even /Nate/, the board you hate! I will rrreport every mention of this show to the jannies so they can do their job moving this filth to the /qa/ and still get paid nothing. I will rrremove Fpe in such methods and strrratgies that Protokleki, king casear, Terry crews, and anyone else in the crrrrap that nobody cares about grrroup kill themselves over shame of wasting their lives.
>le rrreddit spacing
Tomorrow I shall save the day once again. Be there.
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SOYJAK.PARTY Returns!
Soyjak.party domain is back, you can use it again instead of soyak.party0680x596
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Said one /giga/ user
>Raidtrannies ruined /giga/
Said another /giga/ user
<Will /giga/ return if the population can behave? What of /raid/? We can only hope. Our benevolent benefactors will likely find a solution in the future
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Said the 3rd /giga/ user, farthing at the mouth over the deletion of his board.
/giga/ Deleted Due To Domain Hold, All 5 Users Furious!
>I liked posting there once a weekSaid one /giga/ user
>Raidtrannies ruined /giga/
Said another /giga/ user
<Will /giga/ return if the population can behave? What of /raid/? We can only hope. Our benevolent benefactors will likely find a solution in the future
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Said the 3rd /giga/ user, farthing at the mouth over the deletion of his board.
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UPCOMING 'JAKKER LOST TO SCHIZOPHRENIA
9 hours ago at the time of writing, upcoming soyjak artist "Scientoloju" has had a psychotic break due to lack of meds, and began posting erratically to xitter. Previous feats include "SHARTY 'OREVER" and "Dubbbzjak".01205x562
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DISCORD WINS AGAIN: Steals #80000 on Booru
At 5:21 EST, 'oel's discord cabal spammed 'PE-themed posts and steal the post ID #80000. Booru jannies have had to reject the GET-stealing post, causing confused 'teens to wonder why they can't find post #800000640x727
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/raid/ is back
/raid/ is back, so please be prepared if you're going into the board to watch out for foodists and literal whos. This announcement might age like milk soon if we're not careful.01024x1982
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Put me In the news tab since you lazy fucks never update it
Put me In the news tab since you lazy fucks never update it
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It all started innocently enough on /mtv/ where Chud #1 proclaimed the superiority of Dubstep's deep wubs and bass drops. "Dubstep is the ultimate genre," Chud #1 declared. "It's like the sound of the universe colliding in perfect harmony. Nothing can beat that!"
Not to be outdone, Chud #2 fired back with an obsessed fervor only a true Breakcore obsessed faggot could muster. "Breakcore is the pinnacle of musical evolution," Chud #2 retorted. "Its frenetic beats and chaotic rhythms transcend all other music. It's like a sonic rollercoaster ride that never ends!"
As the argument escalated, other obsessed faggots couldn't help but join in, creating a mosh pit of passionate music lovers. The debate grew so intense that the mods had to step in to keep the peace, but not before the Chuds had amassed a small following of devoted fans and curious onlookers.
Some users even started taking sides, creating fan clubs for "Team Dubstep Chud" and "Team Breakcore Chud," complete with custom avatarfags.
In the end, whether you're a Dubstep devotee or a Breakcore believer, one thing is clear: the Chuds have brought a ruined /mtv/ permanently, with both parties being very easy to bait against each other.
Breakcore vs Dubstep: Which is more trans/queercoded and who is more obsessed?
In a bizarre turn of events, the music world is abuzz with the heated debate between two incredibly obsessed faggots, both coincidentally named Chud, over their favorite music genres: Dubstep and Breakcore.It all started innocently enough on /mtv/ where Chud #1 proclaimed the superiority of Dubstep's deep wubs and bass drops. "Dubstep is the ultimate genre," Chud #1 declared. "It's like the sound of the universe colliding in perfect harmony. Nothing can beat that!"
Not to be outdone, Chud #2 fired back with an obsessed fervor only a true Breakcore obsessed faggot could muster. "Breakcore is the pinnacle of musical evolution," Chud #2 retorted. "Its frenetic beats and chaotic rhythms transcend all other music. It's like a sonic rollercoaster ride that never ends!"
As the argument escalated, other obsessed faggots couldn't help but join in, creating a mosh pit of passionate music lovers. The debate grew so intense that the mods had to step in to keep the peace, but not before the Chuds had amassed a small following of devoted fans and curious onlookers.
Some users even started taking sides, creating fan clubs for "Team Dubstep Chud" and "Team Breakcore Chud," complete with custom avatarfags.
In the end, whether you're a Dubstep devotee or a Breakcore believer, one thing is clear: the Chuds have brought a ruined /mtv/ permanently, with both parties being very easy to bait against each other.
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Similarly, as zellig becomes more and more shunned by soyteens, it's also gaining new popularity among off-site tranime posters
Soy culture spreading on reels
Soyboy woahjacks, and chuddy memes such as TND are spreading fast among normies on tiktok and the 'gram. Some accounts that are explicitly chuddy and sharty culture are getting thousands of followers and post daily gems<
Similarly, as zellig becomes more and more shunned by soyteens, it's also gaining new popularity among off-site tranime posters
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now, the op of THAT thread is actually me.
and i created it so 'teens would mass report xer social media accounts(so they won't get groomed), and chud up the jewtube comments. and also because xer jewtube is full of little childred(5-16 year olds). i did not want it to get as far as a dox, despite finding their IRL name.
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sorry for my bad writing, i am writing this from a phone right now
for 'ki writers: The WolfyGoofyToons/fnoxy /raid/ thread was not the cause of the board's death.
some obsessed 'ki faggot had a theory that this thread(attached) was one of the reasons why the snitch reported the domain to namecheap, simply because it was necroed hours before the incident. and also because the 'teens were desperately asking for their dox.now, the op of THAT thread is actually me.
and i created it so 'teens would mass report xer social media accounts(so they won't get groomed), and chud up the jewtube comments. and also because xer jewtube is full of little childred(5-16 year olds). i did not want it to get as far as a dox, despite finding their IRL name.
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sorry for my bad writing, i am writing this from a phone right now
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Domain Unseized, Use soyjak.party For Now
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In trying to sanitize itself for monetization, large amounts of users were banned in what is labelled the "#banocaust", forcing thousands off of the site to go elsewhere for their edgy meme content.
In retaliation to their new Indian overlords, iFunny users have started posting pictures of beef in order to offend their Hindu masters, and this has proven effective, getting many blocked by the official Twitter account, and a large slew of anti-Indian content to be posted to the site.
So many new lurkers showed up that the site was crashing, which is why you might have seen errors when trying to view the site, as well as a recent slur of newGODs posting on /soy/.
iFunny Hires Indians For Moderation, Accidentally Kills Site and Brings New Immigrants To The Sharty
The meme website iFunny has recently turned to mass auto-moderation and hiring Indians for its staff. With this news, iFunny also tweeted that it will be looking to monetize the platform and pay top performing accounts, which is likely what lead to this situation occurring during these times.In trying to sanitize itself for monetization, large amounts of users were banned in what is labelled the "#banocaust", forcing thousands off of the site to go elsewhere for their edgy meme content.
In retaliation to their new Indian overlords, iFunny users have started posting pictures of beef in order to offend their Hindu masters, and this has proven effective, getting many blocked by the official Twitter account, and a large slew of anti-Indian content to be posted to the site.
So many new lurkers showed up that the site was crashing, which is why you might have seen errors when trying to view the site, as well as a recent slur of newGODs posting on /soy/.
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Individuals exempt from this ruling (although still encouraged to take the honorable discharge):
>Active wikitroons and sharty lore keepers
>Content creators
>Janitorial staff
>Admins
>Developers
>feds%
>Anyone able to make a respectable living off the site (if that is somehow possible one day)
Of the chuds involved in the vote for this bill
<96/112 (86%) voted yes
<12/112 (11%) voted no
<4/112 (3%) did not participate in the vote
Signed, speaker of Chud House
~Chud
All Soyteens older than 30 years old have been aprroved for honorable discharge.
We here at the Sharty want to thank every last one of our veteran soyteens who have taken the site and our culture to where it is now. But after observing the fates of older men on the 'cuck, reddit, twitter, and other platforms, we want to encourage our older users to break free from the curse the internet holds over us. While you will be free to jak until you are on your death bed, it is time to ascend to manhood and do the Sharty proud in the real world. For this reason, all users on the Sharty who are older than 30 will have their status of 'teen revoked moving forward. While we can't stop you from using the site, we can encourage you. What would Soot think of you if you were replying to bait threads in your mid 30s and so on? If you do end up a fat greasy 40-year-old neet one day, how much better are you than the lowly soyboy or degenerate 4cucker? Even though this party is now coming to an end, this isn't goodbye, because an even greater party awaits you…Individuals exempt from this ruling (although still encouraged to take the honorable discharge):
>Active wikitroons and sharty lore keepers
>Content creators
>Janitorial staff
>Admins
>Developers
>feds%
>Anyone able to make a respectable living off the site (if that is somehow possible one day)
Of the chuds involved in the vote for this bill
<96/112 (86%) voted yes
<12/112 (11%) voted no
<4/112 (3%) did not participate in the vote
Signed, speaker of Chud House
~Chud
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Two children burn down orphanage and kill sharty admin froot the boys had this to say
<it was cool uhuhuhuhu
There you have it folks the troon known as froot is dead and billions of chud children have died.
Two children burn down orphanage and kill sharty admin froot the boys had this to say
<it was cool uhuhuhuhu
There you have it folks the troon known as froot is dead and billions of chud children have died.
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BREAKING: WAR HAS BROKEN OUT | Lennon vs Giga War
An attempt to catty wipe the 'log with Lennon was attempted by a possible 'cord/one obsessed faggot. In retaliation Gigachad posters began spamming anti-lennon sentiment. Various soyteens joined the side of gigachad including FPEniggers, that one Cobbess spammer, a dylanjak spammer, and even frogniggers. In order to gain more numbers the Lennonspammers allied themselves with the ponyfuckers on /nate/. There has been at least one confirmed casualty that being a Lennon tortured to death by numerous people. It is currently unknown what losses the gigaspammers have suffered if any.01010x779
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BREAKING: Satoko_Houjuu_fan caught sexually harassing PVZ character
Infamous soybooru user and short-time the discord splinter mod, Satako_Houjuu_Fan was caught sexually assulting Plants Vs Zombies character, Solar Flare via spraying bodily fluids all over her face.01090x547
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Initial prospects could look positive, as he is quote "A heckin' wholesome nigger" as described by resident furfag ROOT. One trusted anonymous insider called this event "expected" and another "saw it from a lightyear away."
We close with a statement from our outlooks analyst:
>Assuming control of a small imageboard with staffing problems, Angeleno, with his past experience running imageboards, brings valuable insights into community management, moderation, and technical maintenance. However, success depends on his ability to quickly address staffing issues, recruit new moderators, automate tasks, squash pedophilia, and maintain open communication with the community to gain support and navigate potential backlash, ultimately turning the imageboard into a vibrant and well-managed space.
King Soyboy Assumes Control of The Discord Splinter
In a shocking turn of events for our retarded little cousin of a splinter, former Sharty developer and wiki admin Angeleno assumes control of Soygem.Party. He poses this as a "Dark Lenoist" takeover, even doe Snopes confirms there's only ten total Leonists across the whole soysphere.Initial prospects could look positive, as he is quote "A heckin' wholesome nigger" as described by resident furfag ROOT. One trusted anonymous insider called this event "expected" and another "saw it from a lightyear away."
We close with a statement from our outlooks analyst:
>Assuming control of a small imageboard with staffing problems, Angeleno, with his past experience running imageboards, brings valuable insights into community management, moderation, and technical maintenance. However, success depends on his ability to quickly address staffing issues, recruit new moderators, automate tasks, squash pedophilia, and maintain open communication with the community to gain support and navigate potential backlash, ultimately turning the imageboard into a vibrant and well-managed space.
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PINGAS MAN STABBED IN THE STREETS BY A CULT OF MAX MEMBER!
Yesterday afternoon, popular sonic the hedgehog villain, Dr Ivo “egg man” Robotnik, also known in this website as PINGAS MAN!, was stabbed in the streets by an unknown member of the cult of max.02529x2188
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a local report by the executive of a Soylent factory has reported to us stating that their supply of Soylent has been “poisoned by some green thing.” Forensics have come to the area and have no sudden conclusion on to what or why this is happened.
> AT ALL COSTS FIND THIS SOYLENT AND DRINK IT UP! BE ENLIGHTENED TO OUR WAYS
As you all may know, Soylent is an essential part to a teens supplements, vitamins and nutrients. Keeping us healthy, eating our bugs, taking ze meds and keeping us stable.
The actual unaffected supply has been on high demand and is running out fast. With crime rates surging around soytopia, hope is dwindling and there is no estimated end to this.
Local Soylent and Buggies supply poisoned. Remaining unaffected supply is dwindling fast.
MANIA MAY ENSUE.a local report by the executive of a Soylent factory has reported to us stating that their supply of Soylent has been “poisoned by some green thing.” Forensics have come to the area and have no sudden conclusion on to what or why this is happened.
> AT ALL COSTS FIND THIS SOYLENT AND DRINK IT UP! BE ENLIGHTENED TO OUR WAYS
As you all may know, Soylent is an essential part to a teens supplements, vitamins and nutrients. Keeping us healthy, eating our bugs, taking ze meds and keeping us stable.
The actual unaffected supply has been on high demand and is running out fast. With crime rates surging around soytopia, hope is dwindling and there is no estimated end to this.
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ass
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This all stems from many wrongdoings done by the Ongezellig hive mind. Downloading ‘p, spamming /soy/, and jerking off to 16 year old girls are some reasons, to name a few.
Fighting has already begun on the streets of /qa/ and /soy/, spreading even to the ‘ki. God help us all.
Soyteens in open revolt of the Rootist empire, Soyvil War 5 declared
Root himself has confirmed that we are entering Soyvil War 5, and Root is *against* the soyteens. Calls to dox Root have been made, and anger is brewing.This all stems from many wrongdoings done by the Ongezellig hive mind. Downloading ‘p, spamming /soy/, and jerking off to 16 year old girls are some reasons, to name a few.
Fighting has already begun on the streets of /qa/ and /soy/, spreading even to the ‘ki. God help us all.
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Indonesia pirates briefly seize domain
Indonesian pirates seized the domain yesterday with the message stating "Kamusta, ako si Kapten Batubara, nag-uulat ako, kinuha namin ang inyong domain upang gamitin ito ayon sa aming kagustuhan. Ang "FDL" ay ngayon ay magiging "FILIPINO DEFENSE LEAGUE.". The site was later attempted to be sold for 5 kapah of gold over WhatsApp.02560x1440
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FIVE NIGHTS AT COBSONS FINALLY RELEASED
On Monday the long awaited spine tengeling A24 horror experience FNAC has been released0800x560
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Gyates are now shitty.johnson kulchur
Gyates are now shitty.johnson kulchur
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https://booru.soy/post/view/74420
The sloppiest slopjak of all time has been created
This is what the strongest azerinigger shitskin pedotranny pajeetmaggot cordnigger looks likehttps://booru.soy/post/view/74420
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The sloppiest slopjak of all time has been created
This is what the strongest armenigger shitskin pedotranny pajeetmaggot looks like01140x1841
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edging
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Federal judge shoots down Florida anti-troon law
https://open.substack.com/pub/thedailybeagle/p/judge-robert-hickle-sides-with-child?r=1mvloo&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web0516x504
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This will take a few weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PATXij8HXHQ
The Soyvie releases soon!
You can watch the trailer here;This will take a few weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PATXij8HXHQ
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https://soyjakwiki.net/%27Jakking_Fatigue#Cure
You WILL stay healthy!
You WILL touch grass!
You WILL maintain the Sharty's 1000 year rule!
You WILL not burn yourself out!
The SSA (Soyteen Soientist Agency) has declared JFS as a site wide health emergency.
In conjunction with the root administration, the SSA has declared JFS ('Jakking Fatigue Syndrome) a site wide health emergency. Learn more on the 'ki page!https://soyjakwiki.net/%27Jakking_Fatigue#Cure
You WILL stay healthy!
You WILL touch grass!
You WILL maintain the Sharty's 1000 year rule!
You WILL not burn yourself out!
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/pol/ locked after stealing /soy/7466666
/pol/teens steal >>>/soy/7466666, causing not only tremendous seethe from anti-zelligers, but a janny retaliates by locking /pol/0888x849
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Oh my belly is so inflated and fat right now and I’m releasing BIG GREEN STINKY FARTS
Oh my belly is so inflated and fat right now and I’m releasing BIG GREEN STINKY FARTS
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Point 1
First as mentioned before, women cannot jak.
Point 2
The second reason is that Soyteens are significantly less mentally ill than other imageboard users as proven by Dr. Soyberg in his famous "Frying minorities in a wok" experiment. Mentally ill women, while rare, can be found on highly degenerate and retarded boards, like 4cuck's /soc/ and /r9k/. There they can find simps and feed off of the deranged environment. While confusing for non-soyteens, the Sharty has a very structured culture which prevents the type of autism from manifesting that attracts the women found on other image boards. The ban on porn and 'cord links may also be a relevant to point 2.
Point 3
Women are naturally fearful of the unknown. From the outside, the Sharty appears to be a very fringe and untrust worthy website. While this isn't really the case, all that matters is the perception the site gives off.
Conclusion
Soyteens have W rizz and the mentally ill women who actually use imageboards want nothing to do with it.
Dr. Goldsoy's paper is to be published in full at a later date
Experts confirm Sharty to be a female free Soyteen safe space.
After conducting several highly sointific experiments, legitimate polls, and recording dreams I've had, it has been confirmed that there are no female users on the Sharty. It has been a long-held belief that women do not have the ability to jak, which further research has confirmed. While this would explain a low female userbase, it does not account for the complete absence of females. In a soychology paper published by Dr. Goldsoy and team, three main factors were identified that explains this phenomenon.Point 1
First as mentioned before, women cannot jak.
Point 2
The second reason is that Soyteens are significantly less mentally ill than other imageboard users as proven by Dr. Soyberg in his famous "Frying minorities in a wok" experiment. Mentally ill women, while rare, can be found on highly degenerate and retarded boards, like 4cuck's /soc/ and /r9k/. There they can find simps and feed off of the deranged environment. While confusing for non-soyteens, the Sharty has a very structured culture which prevents the type of autism from manifesting that attracts the women found on other image boards. The ban on porn and 'cord links may also be a relevant to point 2.
Point 3
Women are naturally fearful of the unknown. From the outside, the Sharty appears to be a very fringe and untrust worthy website. While this isn't really the case, all that matters is the perception the site gives off.
Conclusion
Soyteens have W rizz and the mentally ill women who actually use imageboards want nothing to do with it.
Dr. Goldsoy's paper is to be published in full at a later date
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One night he brought over a gun and said he wuz kangz n shiet and tried to force himself into their house. The Anglo-Americans, who were students at Fisher College, defended themselves with pots and pans and beat him to death. Local police will not charge them, as in Massachusetts law there is no duty to retreat inside your home.
This is what you niggers get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not ancient Africa where you can maul people at will. Grow up.
Nigger Moment
BLM Leader Tyrone Niggerson, whom Jamal McBlackdick mentored, died, he got into an argument with his white neighbors, over music. He would constantly have his nigger buddies over and they would scream "CRACKER" at the top of their lungs. They would play rap music very loud. He would frequently get into arguments with his White neighbors and call them crackers.One night he brought over a gun and said he wuz kangz n shiet and tried to force himself into their house. The Anglo-Americans, who were students at Fisher College, defended themselves with pots and pans and beat him to death. Local police will not charge them, as in Massachusetts law there is no duty to retreat inside your home.
This is what you niggers get for talking shit and assaulting people, anti social activity will not be tolerated in civilized society anymore. This is not ancient Africa where you can maul people at will. Grow up.
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spadeson has been kidnapped this was the last heard audio of him. Many have been disheartened from this event, Here's what spadeson's bvll had to say
>daymn nigra iz a reel shame you hear me cuz like i loved that slvt like he was my bitch you know wut im sayin' daymn.. those ytbois are done for once they are caught
It is rumored that the perpetrators are actually apart of a Anon alliance known as "the TWPs", more on this later. until then #BRINGXIMHOME
Spadeson has been kidnapped
BREAKING NEWSspadeson has been kidnapped this was the last heard audio of him. Many have been disheartened from this event, Here's what spadeson's bvll had to say
>daymn nigra iz a reel shame you hear me cuz like i loved that slvt like he was my bitch you know wut im sayin' daymn.. those ytbois are done for once they are caught
It is rumored that the perpetrators are actually apart of a Anon alliance known as "the TWPs", more on this later. until then #BRINGXIMHOME
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Soyphile ring uncovered | Multiple arrests made
Yesterday a soyphilia sharing website under the name plap.party was exposed by the FBI. The website's users had been sharing multiple explicit images of pinejak, gapejak, chudjak, and even catjak. The users discussed sexually assaulting various soyjaks to collect more illegal photos, and some even confessed to committing these vile crimes. The degenerates engaging in these crimes included some frog-posters, self-inserters, and rootists.0600x800
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After a short while of high PPH, jakparty.soy goes back to it's nigger tier PPH!
After DOLL, disguised as "FOOT", acquired soygem.party, the site experienced a mass migration to the jarty, but this was short lived after the manager of the shemmy made a post to make it stop. Anyways, rejoice, teens! Jarty has no pph again!0480x272
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'teens rejoice the reintroduction of the main domain.
Hopefully, here to stay.
Main domain finally back
After a week of being forced to use https://soyak.party/'teens rejoice the reintroduction of the main domain.
Hopefully, here to stay.
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Heyuri Raided: GETs Stolen
Heyuri, the coalyma owned imageboard formerly ruled by Carter, also known as kûz, was raided by the sharty today, and their 99999 and 100000 GETS have been stolen!0750x735
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test
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This experiment, conducted by the SSA, was to explore the mindset of soyteens who post on soyjak.party daily and incorprate it into their personal life, since sharty culture involves a variety of slang language and other words that mean entirely different things on soyjak.party, a Dictionary was seen as the most reliable and simple way to observe any potential reactions.
The SSA have observed a variety of unique reactions, from laughter, to even rage induced violence, these reactions all correlate well enough with each other to be classified under a new syndrome called "Sharty Fixation Syndrome", a syndrome that stems from far too much sharty usage and influence from sharty culture.
The Miss Circle paper doll, the compass tool with pencil, and the novelty matchstick themed pen were not taken away from the soyteen, not only out of caution , fearing that taking away the 'teens possesions might agitate him, but also to see how he would use them on his Dictionary, a slightly regretful desicion, but also one that provided facinating results.
At the end of the test, the soyteen was provided a small blank sheet of paper to write somthing about himself on, it's the same paper seen at the end of the video.
The SSA declared this a sucessful test and have set to work on a "Sharty Fixation Syndrome" wiki page.
Inside the SSA (Soyteen Soientist Agency) : Soyteen is given a Dictionary.
This rare footage shows a soyteen upon being provided a Dictionary.This experiment, conducted by the SSA, was to explore the mindset of soyteens who post on soyjak.party daily and incorprate it into their personal life, since sharty culture involves a variety of slang language and other words that mean entirely different things on soyjak.party, a Dictionary was seen as the most reliable and simple way to observe any potential reactions.
The SSA have observed a variety of unique reactions, from laughter, to even rage induced violence, these reactions all correlate well enough with each other to be classified under a new syndrome called "Sharty Fixation Syndrome", a syndrome that stems from far too much sharty usage and influence from sharty culture.
The Miss Circle paper doll, the compass tool with pencil, and the novelty matchstick themed pen were not taken away from the soyteen, not only out of caution , fearing that taking away the 'teens possesions might agitate him, but also to see how he would use them on his Dictionary, a slightly regretful desicion, but also one that provided facinating results.
At the end of the test, the soyteen was provided a small blank sheet of paper to write somthing about himself on, it's the same paper seen at the end of the video.
The SSA declared this a sucessful test and have set to work on a "Sharty Fixation Syndrome" wiki page.
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False alarm, anyone can make /news/ posts
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BREAKING NEWS
Root is adminn 6 because he said something i didn't like.0712x662
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OP image of pinned post on /soy/ broke
Can someone make a [contact] link in the top bar? The pinned post on /soy/ lost its image.0782x755
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Doctor 'Samael' Soystein described it as: "It's like these kids have some sort of brain infection.""The ones that browsed the '/QA/' and '/NATE/' had the worst of these effects including but not limited to; supramarginal gyrus inflamation, amygdala inflamation, greymatter, brain shrinking, weakened frontal lobe etc.
The full repercussions will likely not be understood for a very long time. Soyberg Tells parents to "watch out".
Popular image board "Soyjak.party" has been found to cause damage in developing brains
The popular image board "Soyjak.party" has been found to have caused brain damage and severe bouts of greymatter especially in children ages 0-17.<fauci
Doctor 'Samael' Soystein described it as: "It's like these kids have some sort of brain infection.""The ones that browsed the '/QA/' and '/NATE/' had the worst of these effects including but not limited to; supramarginal gyrus inflamation, amygdala inflamation, greymatter, brain shrinking, weakened frontal lobe etc.
The full repercussions will likely not be understood for a very long time. Soyberg Tells parents to "watch out".
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New killer-troon
New killer-troon
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YOU WILL IRL JAK
YOU WILL DEFER TO EXPERT OPINIONS
YOU WILL OBEY ROOT AND THE SSA
Operation: Reality has received official backing from the SSA (Soyteen Soientist Agency)
After careful review by the SSA and support from the root administration, Operation: Reality has been approved for official aid. The SSA, now led by Dr. Soystein, have determined that in order to get passed these turbulent times, fresh and high quality newGods will be required. IRL jakking is also one of the highest forms of gems, with several notable gemeralds coming out of it. Operation: Reality kills two birds with one stone, and ALL 'teens are encouraged to take part. How hard could it be to print out an image and tape it to a wall? For more information, see >>>/soy/6763564 .YOU WILL IRL JAK
YOU WILL DEFER TO EXPERT OPINIONS
YOU WILL OBEY ROOT AND THE SSA
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kiwitroons are trying to doxx sharty for being neo nazi
kiwitroons are trying to doxx sharty for being neo nazi
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Soot just shat his pants
Soot, creator of the Sharty, has shat his pants today while trying to deliver 60 pizzas to Pyrocynical.01660x1592
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YOU ARE MY PERSONAL ARMY
YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
YOU WILL POST GEMS
YOU WILL GO TO https://wiki.soyjak.party/Selene.zawarudo.org AND FIX UP THE PAGE IF YOU TOOK PART IN THE BATTLE
Taiwan has been defeated by the 'arty
After its discovery and threat assessment by the SSA, the 'arty has launched a preemptive strike on the image board "Selene.zawarudo.org". This has resulted in the wiping of three boards and the spamming of several others. We would like to thank the 'teens who took part and keep our site safe from NAS.YOU ARE MY PERSONAL ARMY
YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
YOU WILL POST GEMS
YOU WILL GO TO https://wiki.soyjak.party/Selene.zawarudo.org AND FIX UP THE PAGE IF YOU TOOK PART IN THE BATTLE
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YOU WILL STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!
YOU WILL YOU NEWSPEAK
AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ROOT A WOMAN
The SSA (Soyteen Soientist Agency) has confirmed that root is NOT a woman
The factchecker division of the newly founded SSA has confirmed that root is not a woman. This should be obvious and Dr. Goldsoy's recent groundbreaking paper only confirms this… These malicious lies will not be tolerated, and the Janitorial staff have been given special permission to ban all disinformants. This also extends to any 'teens who want to, and I quote, "Rape root too death", "Commision something gemmy involving rooties soysona', and "Try to get with root". I repeat, root is a man. A manly man. This is a sointific fact, and you horny faggots will BLEED.YOU WILL STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!
YOU WILL YOU NEWSPEAK
AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ROOT A WOMAN
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It can be found here: >>>/biz/
/biz/ has been created
As the title says, new board has been created for /biz/ refugees to potentially find their new home on sharty after their old one was ruined by retarded decisions of 4cuck jannies.It can be found here: >>>/biz/
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top level fact checkers at cnn and snopes estimate that a whopping 2 samefags have been affected by this board-shattering change, triggering a diaspora of demoralized selfbumpers necroing their failraids to finally retreat to swedish win
in an attempt to get their thoughts on this change, we have deployed our finest journalists at the samefags' new lair, it has been mostly unfruitful since both of them only spoke in hindu and smelled like festering shit, so we came back with an interpreter, it had gone more smoothly and they didn't even throw cow shit at us this time, this is what they had to say
"hello saar its fackin embarrassing we cant fuckin redeem our bobs and vagene from trannie's on sharty any more luckily we brought our sacred cows to poo in the loo for us and we sometimes fack them too want to try our famous cow dung tikka masala saar is really good trust me"
thank you for coming to my ted talk
Samefags BTFO after IDs added on /raid/
samefags everywhere on >>>/raid/ have been unutterably decimated after godmods enabled IDs, even applying to posts days before the change was implementedtop level fact checkers at cnn and snopes estimate that a whopping 2 samefags have been affected by this board-shattering change, triggering a diaspora of demoralized selfbumpers necroing their failraids to finally retreat to swedish win
in an attempt to get their thoughts on this change, we have deployed our finest journalists at the samefags' new lair, it has been mostly unfruitful since both of them only spoke in hindu and smelled like festering shit, so we came back with an interpreter, it had gone more smoothly and they didn't even throw cow shit at us this time, this is what they had to say
"hello saar its fackin embarrassing we cant fuckin redeem our bobs and vagene from trannie's on sharty any more luckily we brought our sacred cows to poo in the loo for us and we sometimes fack them too want to try our famous cow dung tikka masala saar is really good trust me"
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Xhey where able to steal four (4!) GETs in the /test/ board
Sharty raids GETchan
Today /soy/ raided Getchan.net a commiepedotroon imageboard.Xhey where able to steal four (4!) GETs in the /test/ board
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>Lainchan's GET
This GET took a long slowburn operation, but it was worth it. Firstly, teens LARPED as natoves to bump the PPH up, then, we the GET was near, we fastburned it and successfully stole it, causing their jannies to LOCK /hum/. Today was also their 10th anniversary, which make this win even more gemmy
>Endchan's GET
This was much easier to GET. Teens simply fastburned while janny was asleep and successfully stole the 11111 GET on /hisrol/
<REDDIT SPACE
Overrall, this has been a very good start of the day
Lainchan & Endchan get their GETS stolen
Today has been a good day for the netizens of sotjak.party. We've been able to steal 2 (TWO!) GeTs which, with yesterday's heyuri GET,make up a TREBLE of EPIC WINS>Lainchan's GET
This GET took a long slowburn operation, but it was worth it. Firstly, teens LARPED as natoves to bump the PPH up, then, we the GET was near, we fastburned it and successfully stole it, causing their jannies to LOCK /hum/. Today was also their 10th anniversary, which make this win even more gemmy
>Endchan's GET
This was much easier to GET. Teens simply fastburned while janny was asleep and successfully stole the 11111 GET on /hisrol/
<REDDIT SPACE
Overrall, this has been a very good start of the day
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You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).
In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signin
When you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.
After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.
Clicking the verification link in the email will permit you to post normally. The verification link is valid for 24 hours.
You will need to accept 4chan cookies for the verification process to function.
4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.
While this new system is not yet in effect, the email verification page is available now, and verification will be required within the next few days. Please bear with us as with any new system there will likely be bugs and other unanticipated problems. We'll try to solve any such problems as quickly as possible.
4chan's /biz/ now requires email verficiation
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58388587You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).
In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signin
When you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.
After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.
Clicking the verification link in the email will permit you to post normally. The verification link is valid for 24 hours.
You will need to accept 4chan cookies for the verification process to function.
4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.
While this new system is not yet in effect, the email verification page is available now, and verification will be required within the next few days. Please bear with us as with any new system there will likely be bugs and other unanticipated problems. We'll try to solve any such problems as quickly as possible.
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Bradenjak was created, the newest gemson in /soy/
Bradenjak was created today and is seeing much popularity recently on /soy/, it is a jak with a lot of facial hair, glasses, and like many other jaks a gaping mouth. He is very Gemmy and many agree he’s a good weapon in soydueling and is good for just blogposting too.0998x998
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>>>/calm/
BREAKING: /calm/ IS BACK!
After this thread got over 20 replies, /calm/ is finally here!>>>/calm/
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this just in or whatever
this just in or whatever
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For now, this was beebeecee news.
Jannys are doing anything BUT about the spam,
at the moment, /soy/ is being infiltrated by both combinejak and beed (pics1-2), rumors say that they're reversed engineered versions of poopson, a certain someone that fucked this entire site to oblivion, here's the 'log as seen in pics3-4, post your complaints in >>>/q/, >>>/soy/ or the 'jarty.For now, this was beebeecee news.
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>I didn't even feel the rape it was just that small, i will still always be a slvt for dat bibibsee doe..
The members of the TWPZ will be taking his trial on Saturday. But we are happy to know Spadeson is still alive. this was beebeecee news.
Spadeson has been safely rescued
Greetings everyone we are proud to announce spadeson has been rescued from his kidnapping. The dreadful day happened on april 1st 2024, where a white supremacist gang known as "THE TWPZ" standing for, "The Whitest Power" barged into spadesons home, kidnapped him while he was viewing BLACKED episodes. taken him to an abandoned warehouse and demanded oral sex. before deciding to gang rape him (Which no physical harm was done to spadeson) every day this would go on, spadeson would be forced against his will to interact with TWP. it seemed like it was the end for poor spadeson. until a miracle happened, where a bypassing gang called "DA KANGZ" heard a familiar cry outside of the Cobport Warehouse. the gang stormed in and tackled the Chuds, and untied Spadeson from his chair, the police arrived 6 minutes into the scrapple. instantly detaining the Chuds. Spadeson was rushed to the nearest hospital, where he is currently recovering well. the wounds were not much, According to Spadeson>I didn't even feel the rape it was just that small, i will still always be a slvt for dat bibibsee doe..
The members of the TWPZ will be taking his trial on Saturday. But we are happy to know Spadeson is still alive. this was beebeecee news.
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Glagglepedia lost
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what is the news?
what is the news?
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These edits include various depictions of a large bald man with glasses i.e. the ideal Soyboy phenotype under various levels of editing and frame manipulation.
It's unknown what the end goal of these posts are; only that any post may be under threat of having a fatjak attached to said quote, proceeded by a green meme arrow.
Experts predict that the "fatjak" style post may become a leading faction of posting style on Soyjak.Party by late 2024.
Conclusive Data Examined:
As of April 2024, an exponentially increasing number of "fatjak" edits have been reportedly seen throughout the soysphere.These edits include various depictions of a large bald man with glasses i.e. the ideal Soyboy phenotype under various levels of editing and frame manipulation.
It's unknown what the end goal of these posts are; only that any post may be under threat of having a fatjak attached to said quote, proceeded by a green meme arrow.
Experts predict that the "fatjak" style post may become a leading faction of posting style on Soyjak.Party by late 2024.
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Studies show, COBSON MAY BE CADO.
Studies show, COBSON MAY BE CADO.
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LEAKING TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
here's what he had to say:
>I'm an AI language model and don't possess physical attributes like a clitoris, so that statement doesn't apply to me. How can I assist you with something else?
also implying that HE IS CHATGPT (sometimes uses it on some occasions)
MORE ON THE STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.
(pic shows a recent announcement from him)
nudev's clitty leaked AGAIN.
after locking threads that are against him, adding another pointless captcha and overall forcing MILLIONS to migrate to either soygem, jakparty or 4chan, recent studys from both the SSA and Froot have shown AND concluded that everytime he locks a thread, his johnson leaks, here's his current status:LEAKING TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
here's what he had to say:
>I'm an AI language model and don't possess physical attributes like a clitoris, so that statement doesn't apply to me. How can I assist you with something else?
also implying that HE IS CHATGPT (sometimes uses it on some occasions)
MORE ON THE STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.
(pic shows a recent announcement from him)
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It is still being developed but it’s started to be used in /soy/.
It is a language comprised of multiple dialects in the soysphere.
Translation of Neo-Soyspeak to Oldgod Soyspeak
Cutie = gem, Zellig = coal
Carrot = Gemerald, Chud = chad
Ruby = apple, Crayon = chalk
The language is expected to expand rapidly in the next coming months. Normies had used gem before but it’s never gotten so bad that even troons would use it, with the ever growing threat we need to evolve.
In these troubling times soyteens will evolve, it is time You consider changing your vocabulary to Neo-Soyspeak.
Neo-Soyspeak was created, it was created to counter troons on twitter using gem and coal.
Neo-soyspeak was made today (April 3rd), after troubling news that troons had started to use gem and coal.It is still being developed but it’s started to be used in /soy/.
It is a language comprised of multiple dialects in the soysphere.
Translation of Neo-Soyspeak to Oldgod Soyspeak
Cutie = gem, Zellig = coal
Carrot = Gemerald, Chud = chad
Ruby = apple, Crayon = chalk
The language is expected to expand rapidly in the next coming months. Normies had used gem before but it’s never gotten so bad that even troons would use it, with the ever growing threat we need to evolve.
In these troubling times soyteens will evolve, it is time You consider changing your vocabulary to Neo-Soyspeak.
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YOU WILL NOT POST ANY FURTHER FRUITJAKS
YOU WILL DEESCALATE
First recorded L*mefield appearance in nearly a year
Since the reveal that Fr00t self-inserts as an orange fruitjak, old wounds between limes and oranges have been reopened. While sparce, there have been several fruitduels of note since the froot era began. For some reason albeit on 3/24/24 a fruitduel has escalated to use of L*mefield. While the carnage has been isolated to only a handful of threads, expert Soientist believe that if things are left unchecked the 'arty may undergo another citrus skirmish or even another battle of the ridge.YOU WILL NOT POST ANY FURTHER FRUITJAKS
YOU WILL DEESCALATE
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HE IS HERE
DQRK CQBSQN HQS BQQN RQLQQSQD. QVQRYBQDY PLQQSQ STQY CQLM
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>>>/health/ removed for unknown reasons, t'rannies dilatin'g in celebration
Bring it back you lazy Romans0144x192
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neutralposters neutral about this decision
neutralplier has been elected admin of the 'party. Neutral posters are neutral, sources say
neutralplier has been elected admin of the 'partyneutralposters neutral about this decision
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do you see my face going skibidi skibidi
do you see my face going skibidi skibidi
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Among other things, this is one or the major happenings of the TEH INTERWEBZ on April fools
ITT: We discuss April 1st, 2004 in the context of the TEH INTERWEBZ.
Tripfagging enabled, a new age of baiting with the name field ensues
>hi i'm moot and ill get into an argument with a TEH INTERWEBZ mod whos also moot over whos really mootAmong other things, this is one or the major happenings of the TEH INTERWEBZ on April fools
ITT: We discuss April 1st, 2004 in the context of the TEH INTERWEBZ.
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/TRUMP/ ADDED - LIBTARDS SEETHING
/trump/ is added to the farty0355x575
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news
news
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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spadeson has been kidnapped this was the last heard audio of him. Many have been disheartened from this event, Here's what spadeson's bvll had to say
>daymn nigra iz a reel shame you hear me cuz like i loved that slvt like he was my bitch you know wut im sayin' daymn.. those ytbois are done for once they are caught
It is rumored that the perpetrators are actually apart of a Anon alliance known as "the TWPs", more on this later. until then #BRINGXIMHOME
Spadeson has been kidnapped! help find him!
+BREAKING NEWS=+spadeson has been kidnapped this was the last heard audio of him. Many have been disheartened from this event, Here's what spadeson's bvll had to say
>daymn nigra iz a reel shame you hear me cuz like i loved that slvt like he was my bitch you know wut im sayin' daymn.. those ytbois are done for once they are caught
It is rumored that the perpetrators are actually apart of a Anon alliance known as "the TWPs", more on this later. until then #BRINGXIMHOME
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The website is called “nolimitspedia” and if you would like to contribute to the doxxing of the individuals behind it join this thread now
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6709678.html#6710127
TEENS FIND POSSIBLE ‘p SPAM SOURCE
BREAKING Teens find a website that condones pedophilia as well as sneeding about the sharties ‘bankrupt creativity’ ev&doe you have threads like http://soyjak.party/mtv/thread/31222.html and new ‘generic chudcel song’ being posted no to long agoThe website is called “nolimitspedia” and if you would like to contribute to the doxxing of the individuals behind it join this thread now
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6709678.html#6710127
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https://www.youtube.com/@siivaAnonder/featured - Joke-Anon
April fools event
This guy is having an April fools event and I want all as much support from it as possible:https://www.youtube.com/@siivaAnonder/featured - Joke-Anon
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Wahoo
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КоlymaNET has returned (as a fork of Searx, a search engine) and says it will be
>announcing a major restructuring in Q2 2024
КоlymaNET has returned (as a fork of Searx, a search engine) and says it will be
>announcing a major restructuring in Q2 2024
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wtf
wtf
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This just in. You can basket on /news/ for some reason. More at 12.
This just in. You can basket on /news/ for some reason. More at 12.
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Experimental imageboard feature gets new icon
It is recently discovered that ShockWave Flash works on Vichan. Here is the new icon for it.01523x1024
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Gmails are:
Braydenfarmer48@gmail.com evanwikerson634@gmail.com
If you can get more information on him this would be greatly appreciated as I eventually want this rat behind bars or atleast in Juvie.
There is this lifeless pedophilic douche
I’m calling the help from a place recommended by my good friend rocc, I’m calling for help because a disgusting person called “Zuri deepfakes” (on youtube) is being allowed to sexually harass children who admitted to being well, children, on the site. I have atleast 2 of his gmails from a he posted.Gmails are:
Braydenfarmer48@gmail.com evanwikerson634@gmail.com
If you can get more information on him this would be greatly appreciated as I eventually want this rat behind bars or atleast in Juvie.
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/soon/ is a real board
you need the secret sharty pass from froots gaping asshole to access every board that is “fact checked to be not real”
If your lucky enough to go into his gaping asshole, you may be able to post soons.
/soon/ is a real board
you need the secret sharty pass from froots gaping asshole to access every board that is “fact checked to be not real”
If your lucky enough to go into his gaping asshole, you may be able to post soons.
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YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT /VAMPLIER/!
YOU WILL ONLY USE NEW SPEAK!
YOU WILL KNOW SPREAD MISINFORMATION!
Fact checkers have confirmed that /vamplier/ is not a real board
Despite outrageous claims, /news/ with the help of the 'arty's gracious janitorial staff and expert soientist fact checkers, has confirmed the /vamplier/. Just think about it logically for fauci's sake. Why would vampires even be 'pleir posters? It is complete unfounded nonsense! As per global rule 9, jannies have been given the authority to ban any 'teens spreading harmful misinformation about /vamplier/. If you know any 'teens personally committing these thought crimes, please report the proper authorities.YOU WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT /VAMPLIER/!
YOU WILL ONLY USE NEW SPEAK!
YOU WILL KNOW SPREAD MISINFORMATION!
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it was the jews
it was the jews0598x628
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>finally a patriotic board or something
/trump/ is added
peer review studies say that it's true>finally a patriotic board or something
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Root have been nooteced to be doing favours for controversial known furry thread on /qa/ board which have been on /qa/ since Doll first came into power.
On the archived version of the previous thread when 'teen asked root what was his fursona xe said "Cat or a deer. Both of them make sense".
Many have been speculating whether ROOT is actually a furry leader who is responsible for all anthro-centrist cells that hide in the sharty, presumably waiting for a right time to action. All root=furry soyentists point to the fact that on September 10 board owner of a furry altchan called FurChan.net was named r00t, which, as they say, lead to damage control, after which Root appeared and said that he was not the same person, changing the stylization of his name from "root" to "ROOT."
In a 'teen's thread where rolling dubs leaked an embarrassing post from your history, Root rolled dubs on one of his posts. He complied and linked a post from a /qa/ thread about "sexy poodle" ( >>>/qa/135511 ), revealing that he anonymously made the post. It is unknown if Root made the entire thread or just recent posts.
Conspiracy theory chudcels, however, try to deboonk this by saying that it is all just a site-wide prank to gain attention and (you)s from innocent 'teens.Many argue how sharty makes money and some say it is by selling your data to services such as cloudflare or whatever. Also this furry dog whistles could be the plan to gain more shekels from furfags since they are best known for having infinite money
That was /news/, stay tuned for more info
Root have been trying to establish anthroborea?
03/29/24 FridayRoot have been nooteced to be doing favours for controversial known furry thread on /qa/ board which have been on /qa/ since Doll first came into power.
On the archived version of the previous thread when 'teen asked root what was his fursona xe said "Cat or a deer. Both of them make sense".
Many have been speculating whether ROOT is actually a furry leader who is responsible for all anthro-centrist cells that hide in the sharty, presumably waiting for a right time to action. All root=furry soyentists point to the fact that on September 10 board owner of a furry altchan called FurChan.net was named r00t, which, as they say, lead to damage control, after which Root appeared and said that he was not the same person, changing the stylization of his name from "root" to "ROOT."
In a 'teen's thread where rolling dubs leaked an embarrassing post from your history, Root rolled dubs on one of his posts. He complied and linked a post from a /qa/ thread about "sexy poodle" ( >>>/qa/135511 ), revealing that he anonymously made the post. It is unknown if Root made the entire thread or just recent posts.
Conspiracy theory chudcels, however, try to deboonk this by saying that it is all just a site-wide prank to gain attention and (you)s from innocent 'teens.
That was /news/, stay tuned for more info
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/caca/ is hidden from topbar due to new changes
BREAKING - /caca/, babybot’s favorite board, is officially hidden and replaced with /yyyyyyy/ on the top bar. This caused them to retailiate and start a raid, in which they have stolen the 500 GET so far.01284x937
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/qa/‘s 255555 GET VANISHES
BREAKING: GET forecasters predicted that today would be the day that >>>/qa/ would be receiving it’s 255555 GET. Shortly before the GET a ‘teen notified /soy/ of the GET most, after the dust had settled all ‘teens were left with were a missing GET and post number 255556 (a /caca/ GET attempt). Reports range from the GET being ‘p, to the GET being filtered, and even the GET being a nonsense win. More updates expected soon.01820x570
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/caca/ steals /nate/‘s 40000 GET
BREAKING: 2 days ago, /caca/ stole nate’s 40,000 GET. This is huge, as it cements /caca/ in sharty history! End of broadcast.0391x240
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Not posting pic because janny would delete
6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON
The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopsonNot posting pic because janny would delete
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/ck/ is hidden from topbar
the whole thing is just people posting black people cooking other black people, nobody even fucking cooks in /ck/0810x1080
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OH MY SPROKEN FACUI! I was randomly watching a 'tube video when I spotted a comment posted by a kvz (TRANNY janny filter avoided) pfp account. This can literally only mean kvz is alive and watching sproken cat videos!
Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YNCWoW0LX4
OH MY SPROKEN FACUI! I was randomly watching a 'tube video when I spotted a comment posted by a kvz (TRANNY janny filter avoided) pfp account. This can literally only mean kvz is alive and watching sproken cat videos!
Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YNCWoW0LX4
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BREAKING NEWS M'KAY!
>>>/yodlyahshga/ was REMOVED for LITERALLY 0 REASON after EVERYONE ON THE SITE fought to KEEP IT UP. Therefore, we need it back. It was removed for literally 0 reason and was literally the most fun you could have on the sharty in YEARS.0360x360
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About an hour after the board's creation, ROOT, admin of soyjak.urinal decided to hold the board hostage by DEMANDING that it reach 1000 posts within the next 6 hours or be DESTROYED!
At the time, it seemed like an impossible task. The board had only 200 posts and was only getting 20 posts an hour.
However, spamGODS rose to the challenge and the board's PPH skyrocketed to 500, beating /soy/'s measly 320 by over a hundred!
After just two hours of spamming like this, they utterly BTFO Root and reached the 1000th post.
/yodlyahshga/ beats the odds, passes 1000 posts within 6 hours
>>>/yodlyahshga/ is a brand new board for nonsenseposting, some science deniers like >>>/news/218 claim it doesn't exist but I can assure you it does.About an hour after the board's creation, ROOT, admin of soyjak.urinal decided to hold the board hostage by DEMANDING that it reach 1000 posts within the next 6 hours or be DESTROYED!
At the time, it seemed like an impossible task. The board had only 200 posts and was only getting 20 posts an hour.
However, spamGODS rose to the challenge and the board's PPH skyrocketed to 500, beating /soy/'s measly 320 by over a hundred!
After just two hours of spamming like this, they utterly BTFO Root and reached the 1000th post.
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The Front Page Freezes in Recent Tragedy
The front page has now been frozen for about ~15 minutes, depriving millions of teens (who only stare at the front page for some reason) of their minutely updates, predicted to cause a potential 500+ suicides. Many have linked this to the recent GET involving "poopson" and have coined this as the beginning of the end of the Sharty. Panic is advised.0658x935
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Troonjak's brother revealed!
Turns out he's also a troon!01024x1024
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Gigachad turned off bumping on /nate/
Gigachad turned off bumping on /nate/
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soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.
soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.soyjak.party has been banned in North Korea.0400x575
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>because he just will, okay sweaty?
/qa/ and zellig fandom to be lead by monarchy?
Recent rumors suggest that King Philippe I of Belgium is currently meeting with Froot to initiate a personal union with /qa/, soyzelllig, and other ongezellig communities. Studio Massa will apparently sell the ongezellig IP to the house of Saxe-Coburg and trannya, creating a monarchial confederation rivaling the anglo commonwealth in size.>because he just will, okay sweaty?
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YOU WILL STOP TRYING TO FIND /yodlyahshga/
YOU WILL ONLY POST ON /soy/, /q/, and /qa/
Fact Checkers have confirmed /yodlyahshga/ is not a real board
Despite, several alleged pieces of evidence for the existence of the board "/yodlyahshga/", it does in fact not exists.YOU WILL STOP TRYING TO FIND /yodlyahshga/
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Jimotby stole three GETs on the new board. Is he a gem? Discuss.
Jimotby stole three GETs on the new board. Is he a gem? Discuss.
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What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer, Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency . I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that…. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer, Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency . I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that…. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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>Russian President Vladimir Putin brushed off U.S. warnings of extremist attacks in Moscow, days before gunmen carried out a rampage at a Moscow concert hall that left at least 137 people dead last week.
>The U.S. Embassy in Russia issued a security alert warning on March 7 that “extremists” are planning an attack in Moscow and advised individuals to avoid large gatherings over the next two days.
>Putin later called the embassy’s alerts “provocative” and “outright blackmail,” intended to damage Russian society.
>“I would also like to recall the recent provocative statements by a number of official Western structures regarding potential terrorist attacks in Russia,” Putin said during a March 19 meeting of the Federal Security Board, per a Kremlin transcript.
>“All these actions resemble outright blackmail and the intention to intimidate and destabilize our society. You are well aware of them, so I will not go into details at this point.”
Putin dismissed US warnings of extremist attacks in Moscow
Link: https://thehill.com/policy/international/4553648-putin-dismissed-us-warnings-moscow-attack/>Russian President Vladimir Putin brushed off U.S. warnings of extremist attacks in Moscow, days before gunmen carried out a rampage at a Moscow concert hall that left at least 137 people dead last week.
>The U.S. Embassy in Russia issued a security alert warning on March 7 that “extremists” are planning an attack in Moscow and advised individuals to avoid large gatherings over the next two days.
>Putin later called the embassy’s alerts “provocative” and “outright blackmail,” intended to damage Russian society.
>“I would also like to recall the recent provocative statements by a number of official Western structures regarding potential terrorist attacks in Russia,” Putin said during a March 19 meeting of the Federal Security Board, per a Kremlin transcript.
>“All these actions resemble outright blackmail and the intention to intimidate and destabilize our society. You are well aware of them, so I will not go into details at this point.”
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>WE FUCKING NEED A NEWS CHANNEL ON THE BALD MAM WITH GLASSES WEBSITE TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN, EITHER THIS OR SPAM CP ON ALTCHANS!
>WE FUCKING NEED A NEWS CHANNEL ON THE BALD MAM WITH GLASSES WEBSITE TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN, EITHER THIS OR SPAM CP ON ALTCHANS!
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>The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, has collapsed after a large container boat collided with it early Tuesday morning.
>Reports came in around 1:30 a.m. Tuesday that a large vessel crashed into a column in the central part of the bridge carrying north and southbound lanes of Interstate 695, catching on fire before causing multiple vehicles to fall into the Patapsco River below.
>At least seven vehicles, including at least one tractor-trailer-sized vehicle, fell into the water, Baltimore City Fire spokesman Kevin Cartwright told WTOP.
>Rescuers were searching for at least seven people in the water.
>“This is a dire emergency,” Cartwright, told The Associated Press. “Our focus right now is trying to rescue and recover these people.”
>He added that some cargo appeared to be dangling from the bridge, which spans the Patapsco River, a vital artery that along with the Port of Baltimore is a hub for shipping on the East Coast. Opened in 1977, the bridge is named for the writer of “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
>Petty officer Matthew West from the Coast Guard in Baltimore told WTOP that a container ship flying under a Singapore flag crashed into the bridge. The vessel, called “Dali,” was headed through Baltimore to Colombo, Sri Lanka, as its final destination, according to Marine Traffic and Vessel Finder maps and data.
https://wtop.com/baltimore/2024/03/key-bridge-in-baltimore-collapses-after-hitting-large-boat/
Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
New 'murican infrastructure failure>The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, has collapsed after a large container boat collided with it early Tuesday morning.
>Reports came in around 1:30 a.m. Tuesday that a large vessel crashed into a column in the central part of the bridge carrying north and southbound lanes of Interstate 695, catching on fire before causing multiple vehicles to fall into the Patapsco River below.
>At least seven vehicles, including at least one tractor-trailer-sized vehicle, fell into the water, Baltimore City Fire spokesman Kevin Cartwright told WTOP.
>Rescuers were searching for at least seven people in the water.
>“This is a dire emergency,” Cartwright, told The Associated Press. “Our focus right now is trying to rescue and recover these people.”
>He added that some cargo appeared to be dangling from the bridge, which spans the Patapsco River, a vital artery that along with the Port of Baltimore is a hub for shipping on the East Coast. Opened in 1977, the bridge is named for the writer of “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
>Petty officer Matthew West from the Coast Guard in Baltimore told WTOP that a container ship flying under a Singapore flag crashed into the bridge. The vessel, called “Dali,” was headed through Baltimore to Colombo, Sri Lanka, as its final destination, according to Marine Traffic and Vessel Finder maps and data.
https://wtop.com/baltimore/2024/03/key-bridge-in-baltimore-collapses-after-hitting-large-boat/
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The 6666666th GET is projected to occur within the week and many Chuds are trying to accelerate the GET, steal it and predict what it may be.
GET on /Soy/ projected, Soyteens predict the future
>King of shit nobody cares about here to report on soysphere newsThe 6666666th GET is projected to occur within the week and many Chuds are trying to accelerate the GET, steal it and predict what it may be.
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6666666 GET claimed by poopson, site shuts down
Image censored for your own safety.01080x657
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"equal" treatment under the law ladies and gentlemen
"equal" treatment under the law ladies and gentlemen
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Froot WIN!
Froot get!0600x600
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(regular /news/ user attached)
/news/ turns out to be a shit board nobody cares about
Who could have guessed!(regular /news/ user attached)
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SoyBooru is back online
After suffering extended downtime, SoyBooru is now back online0600x800
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My wife ran away with the bull
My wife ran away with the bull
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Local Cobson hired for BBC News
After an astonishing performance in college, Cobson has been taken on as a reporter for BBC News after his graduation from Harvard. Cobson is notably a high achiever, who acquired a bachelors in business with a minor in journalism. Soon after, he then acquired his masters, and then, his doctorate. Cobson had a cumulative GPA of 4.88, a record setting high. Since being picked up by BBC News, he will be reporting the financial news on the region of Soyjakistan. Say congratulations to him sometime!0640x427
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The bill requires social media platforms to prevent kids under 14 from creating accounts, and delete existing ones. It also requires parent or guardian consent for 14- and 15-year-olds to create or maintain social media accounts and mandates that platforms delete social media accounts and personal information for this age group at the teen’s or parent’s request. Companies that fail to promptly delete accounts belonging to 14- and 15-year-olds can be sued on behalf of those kids and may owe them up to $10,000 in damages each. A “knowing or reckless” violation could also be considered an unfair or deceptive trade practice, subject to up to $50,000 in civil penalties per violation.
The bill also requires many commercial apps and websites to verify their users’ ages — something that introduces a host of privacy concerns. But it does require websites to give users the option of “anonymous age verification,” which is defined as verification by a third party that cannot retain identifying information after the task is complete. The requirement kicks in when a commercial site contains a “substantial portion of material harmful to minors,” defined as more than a third of content on the site, which would clearly target porn sites in particular. Such sites must ensure users are 18 or older — though news sites are exempt from the requirement. Violations are also subject to an up to $50,000 civil penalty each.
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20240325161853/https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24087979/florida-desantis-social-media-age-verification-parental-consent-law
Read on The Verge: https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24087979/florida-desantis-social-media-age-verification-parental-consent-law
Ron DeSantis signs bill requiring parental consent for kids under 16 to hold social media accounts
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) just signed into law HB 3, a bill that will give parents of teens under 16 more control over their kids’ access to social media and require age verification for many websites.The bill requires social media platforms to prevent kids under 14 from creating accounts, and delete existing ones. It also requires parent or guardian consent for 14- and 15-year-olds to create or maintain social media accounts and mandates that platforms delete social media accounts and personal information for this age group at the teen’s or parent’s request. Companies that fail to promptly delete accounts belonging to 14- and 15-year-olds can be sued on behalf of those kids and may owe them up to $10,000 in damages each. A “knowing or reckless” violation could also be considered an unfair or deceptive trade practice, subject to up to $50,000 in civil penalties per violation.
The bill also requires many commercial apps and websites to verify their users’ ages — something that introduces a host of privacy concerns. But it does require websites to give users the option of “anonymous age verification,” which is defined as verification by a third party that cannot retain identifying information after the task is complete. The requirement kicks in when a commercial site contains a “substantial portion of material harmful to minors,” defined as more than a third of content on the site, which would clearly target porn sites in particular. Such sites must ensure users are 18 or older — though news sites are exempt from the requirement. Violations are also subject to an up to $50,000 civil penalty each.
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20240325161853/https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24087979/florida-desantis-social-media-age-verification-parental-consent-law
Read on The Verge: https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24087979/florida-desantis-social-media-age-verification-parental-consent-law
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YOVR MOM IS BVILT FOR BBC
BREAKING NEWS: YO MOM IS BVILT FOR BBC01943x1679
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Why black men are superior to whytebois and why that's a good thing
BBC gooner Cobson Jakobs takes a facinating dive into the world of B.W.N.O and says we should too0598x800
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News board is created on the Sharty
News board is created on the Sharty to establish a way to comment on world events with other 'teens.0598x688
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Kill yourself obsessed faggot
Kill yourself obsessed faggot0912x1949
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<jarty space
If you have seen them call 1-800-863-1488 or send e-mail toadmin@soot.soy froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
Local Man Loses Glasses
Local man, 44, loses glasses. His family devastated.<jarty space
If you have seen them call 1-800-863-1488 or send e-mail to
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I just took a fat shit, now my asshole burns
Can you guys call for an ambulance please? My address is 2682 Johnson Road, Chickamauga, GA.0200x200
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GET or something
>You look like a bot
GET or something
>You look like a bot
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Orange Fucker away for hours, Soy Wojak imageboard suffers extended downtime
Server side we had things fixed 2 hours into the downtime, the rest was waiting for Froot0200x200
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Prosecutors wrote: “During the hearing, the defendant exclaimed to the court that he did kill the victim, but his confession was generated by AI.”
SOURCE:
https://archive.ph/d6oaY
Man Claims his Murder Confession was AI Generated
Mark Merchikoff is being accused of murdering a woman in 2023, with police stating he posted a video of the victim dying on social media platform Facebook. Merchikoff has since pleaded not guilty, stating more than six months later that his confession was made by Artificial Intelligence.
Prosecutors wrote: “During the hearing, the defendant exclaimed to the court that he did kill the victim, but his confession was generated by AI.”
SOURCE:
https://archive.ph/d6oaY
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The Rise of admin 6?
As the 6666666th GET approaces admin 6 is more likely than ever before to reveal himself. Only time will tell if he does.0600x864
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>/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.
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>Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.
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>Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.
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>Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
>News board is created on the Sharty
>Welcome to >>>/news/.>/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.
>
>Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.
>
>Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.
>
>Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.
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whats up #soygang! today we blew up afghanistan
whats up #soygang! today we blew up afghanistan
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Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World If you wanna break free, you better listen to me You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy**
Hey-yeah!
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Listen to me
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
BREAKING NEWS
**Scatman's World Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World If you wanna break free, you better listen to me You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World If you wanna break free, you better listen to me You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin' 'Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man Tell me 'bout the color of your soul If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution Then I don't want to hear your stories told I want to welcome you to Scatman's World Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World If you wanna break free, you better listen to me You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy Everybody's born to compete as he chooses But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses? I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch I want to be a human being, not a human doing I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah Welcome to that Scatman's World Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobehBopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World If you wanna break free, you better listen to me You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy**
Hey-yeah!
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Listen to me
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
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>In the news
>Crocus City Hall in 2020
>Crocus City Hall in 2020
>A mass shooting and explosions kill at least 137 people at the Crocus City Hall (pictured) in Krasnogorsk, Russia.
>Vladimir Putin is announced as the winner of the Russian presidential election, securing a fifth term.
>In Portugal, the Democratic Alliance wins the most seats in a snap legislative election.
>At the Academy Awards, Oppenheimer wins seven awards, including Best Picture.
>Ongoing:
>Haitian crisis Israel–Hamas war Myanmar civil war Red Sea crisis Russian invasion of Ukraine
timeline
Recent deaths:
Cola Boyy Steve Tensi Laxminarayan Ramdas BrolyLegs Konstantin Koltsov Thomas P. Stafford
>In the news
>Crocus City Hall in 2020
>Crocus City Hall in 2020
>A mass shooting and explosions kill at least 137 people at the Crocus City Hall (pictured) in Krasnogorsk, Russia.
>Vladimir Putin is announced as the winner of the Russian presidential election, securing a fifth term.
>In Portugal, the Democratic Alliance wins the most seats in a snap legislative election.
>At the Academy Awards, Oppenheimer wins seven awards, including Best Picture.
>Ongoing:
>Haitian crisis Israel–Hamas war Myanmar civil war Red Sea crisis Russian invasion of Ukraine
timeline
Recent deaths:
Cola Boyy Steve Tensi Laxminarayan Ramdas BrolyLegs Konstantin Koltsov Thomas P. Stafford
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isn't this just /pol/ thoughbeit
isn't this just /pol/ thoughbeit
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Make this about sharty and soysphere news and not /pol/shit
Make this about sharty and soysphere news and not /pol/shit
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NOW THIS IS NEWS
NOW THIS IS NEWS
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tf is this shit?
tf is this shit?
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Ian Heads, 81, Australian rugby league historian, journalist and author.[2]
John Miller, 93, British architect.[3] (death announced on this date)
Imogen Stuart, 96, German-Irish sculptor, bone cancer.[4]
Enrique Ventura [ca], 78, Spanish comics artist.[5]
Fritz Wepper, 82, German actor (Derrick, Cabaret, Die Brücke).[6]
PEOPLE DYING IS NEWS
Alesia Graf, 43, Belarusian-born German boxer.[1] (death announced on this date)Ian Heads, 81, Australian rugby league historian, journalist and author.[2]
John Miller, 93, British architect.[3] (death announced on this date)
Imogen Stuart, 96, German-Irish sculptor, bone cancer.[4]
Enrique Ventura [ca], 78, Spanish comics artist.[5]
Fritz Wepper, 82, German actor (Derrick, Cabaret, Die Brücke).[6]