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We here at the Sharty want to thank every last one of our veteran soyteens who have taken the site and our culture to where it is now. But after observing the fates of older men on the 'cuck, reddit, twitter, and other platforms, we want to encourage our older users to break free from the curse the internet holds over us. While you will be free to jak until you are on your death bed, it is time to ascend to manhood and do the Sharty proud in the real world. For this reason, all users on the Sharty who are older than 30 will have their status of 'teen revoked moving forward. While we can't stop you from using the site, we can encourage you. What would Soot think of you if you were replying to bait threads in your mid 30s and so on? If you do end up a fat greasy 40-year-old neet one day, how much better are you than the lowly soyboy or degenerate 4cucker? Even though this party is now coming to an end, this isn't goodbye, because an even greater party awaits you…

Individuals exempt from this ruling (although still encouraged to take the honorable discharge):
>Active wikitroons and sharty lore keepers
>Content creators
>Janitorial staff
>Admins
>Developers
>feds%
>Anyone able to make a respectable living off the site (if that is somehow possible one day)

Of the chuds involved in the vote for this bill
<96/112 (86%) voted yes
<12/112 (11%) voted no
<4/112 (3%) did not participate in the vote

Signed, speaker of Chud House
~Chud

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IM NOT READING YOUR WORDS NIGGER

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I'm reading your words cracker

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>IM NOT READING YOUR WORDS NIGGER
i am

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>words words words
the left cant meme

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We did a good job

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so meaningful

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about time

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good idea. only 18-30 year olds should be allowed here

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>The 12 chuds who voted no

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>>325
>>335
soylita basketers

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lel imagine being 20+ and still using this place

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>>339
i don't have to

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>>339
I don't want to retire from jakking yet once I turn 20 😭

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TEST

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>>339
……..
*plays Exiil nobodh [slowed reverb]*

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Holy hoperald

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Farewell demoralisation Grass

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>>339
Lil bro just btfo'd 90% of Synagogue of Satans userbase 💀💀💀

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>>356
We have a lot of old burnt out 'teens when we need NewGods who can carry on the torch. There is a reason the qway, s00t era, and pedo era were so much more productive. Even if it isn't time for the older 'teens to move on, they need to take a vacation from the site. We should focus on advertising to NewGods and teaching NewGods, so oldPharisees can take a break, not end up like reddit users, and come back stronger than ever.

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Good decision.

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>>339
yeah i started using this site when i was 12 now im 13 and it's odd seeing old ass motherfuckers in here this site is 18- only sorry

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>>367
does your mommy know you’re posting here?

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>>368
god i hope not

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>>367
false_nvke, minors are not welcome here

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>>370
>>368
fell for bait award

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>>371
trvth_nvke, did fall for the bait, albeit

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>>325
>wikiPharisees
WikiCHADS tho

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>>373
No. They have always been wikitr00ns and always will be. By default they have to be nametroons which is a necessary evil. Only selfish little fuck wikitr00ns who want undeserved attention say otherwise. If you want to be a CHAD, seek achievements on the 'arty and the 'ru where gems are made rather than achieved.

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TESTy test fr fr

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So I've got one more decade of 'jakking.

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>>367
16+ doebeit

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>>374
>Namefags le bad and troon beacause… BECAUSE JUST THEY ARE, OKAY CHUD!?!

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>>404
>Namefags
Hello NewGOD. Nametroons are bad because they are massive faggots and selfish little fucks. 'teens are needy little faggots who need attention for their gems like redditors or 4cucks. If you want to have a username, go on the 'cord. We hated nametroons during the s00t era because they are gay and try to groom kids. We hated nametroons during the kvz era because they started 'p spamming splinter. We hated name troons during the doll era because when we doxed them, they turned out to be pedophiles. HATING NAMETROONS IS NOT OPTIONAL, YOU WILL HATE NAMETROONS

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>not yet 30

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Wait, soyteens get that old??

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>mfw this thread

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>>427
mfw this post
(not posting an image)

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You can use the Sharty and have a life at the same time.

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>>494
Yeah, but we have more respect for a 30 year old who goes boating, hunting, or goes out drinking with his friends/family over posting here. I guess you can post here in your 50s, but we want to prevent you from ending up like a 4cuck wizard.

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>>495
30 is far too late for that
>>427
Made me retch, do you mean you found them attractive in 2005? Millennial women are entirely roastified by now

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>>499
>roastified
Holy shit, this isn't /r9k/. You can find women who aren't whores. If you aren't a fat fuck and you aren't an prick its not even that hard. Also 30 is not too late, just fucking get a hobby.

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Am 31 have my suicide all planned out hope you guys can carry on the white race without me I never managed to reproduce and pass on my blond hair and blue eyes. Just trying to resolve some final matters then I want to commit Mahasamadhi. So tired of being in this world, I get stronger every day, I want to die in my prime.

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>>495
Oh I am planning on taking up hunting maybe I should hold off on the suicide for a while yet then?

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/



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