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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-chinese-students-university-maga-b2862790.html

>Donald Trump has doubled down on his plan to bring in over 600,000 Chinese college students to the United States, in a polarizing move that has divided the MAGA base.


>However, the president has batted away criticism, declaring, β€œI know what MAGA wants better than anybody else.”


>His plan will see the annual number of visas offered to Chinese students increase to the new figure over the next two years, up from the current 300,000.


>The president has said that his plan will prevent β€œhalf the colleges in the United States” from going out of business, while appearing on Fox News’ The Ingraham Angle, and even took a swipe at the French people.


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Walmart removed Nazi salute shirt from the website lmao

https://www.complex.com/style/a/backwoodsaltar/walmart-apologizes-selling-shirt-nazi-salute

>be Walmart

>allow anything to be sold as long as the business is registered
>somebody uploads Nazi joke shirt
>”paper” beats (((rock))) lmao
>it gets taken down bc America is run by (((unironic faggots)))

Fuckin /raid/ shit lmao

 β„–17148

>>17147 (OP)
we should raid wallmart by larping as real businesses and uploading soyjaks on hoodies and shit

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We need to Bvmp this in /raid/

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I got this to be the top thread on /raid/ look at that for more information

I even got into an argument with myself

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>I got this to be the top thread on /raid/ look at that for more information
>
>I even got into an argument with myself

Bruh /raid/ is full of tripfags lmao

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>>17148
Good idea



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 β„–16957[Reply]

Recent reports have confirmed that a Sharty janny, one of the most active on the site, died last night after encountering an ominous warning and casually dismissing it. The cause of death is still being investigated, with the only clue being a clump of excrement found on the body of the janny. Once the investigation is completed by the QDL, the janny's body will be returned to the janny's home country of Nigeria. Pictured is the warning encountered by the janny on her final day. It is unknown who sent this warning, but due to the threatening nature of the text the case is being treated as a homicide.
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I HATE BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMERS BECAUSE OF THIS KILL ALL BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMERS

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>>16957 (OP)
>she
?

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#janslivessplatter (*-*)

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I was so happy thinking it was a 4trans tranny mod but it ain't πŸ˜”

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A novel online phenomenon, dubbed the "Leonard Variant," has rapidly permeated digital discourse, sparking a viral thread exceeding 360 replies on the niche imageboard Soyjak.party. The meme’s genesis traces back to a singular, enigmatic image featuring an individual identified as "Leonard," accompanied by the stark declaration, "I am a pig!"

The image, whose initial provenance remains under investigation, quickly became a fertile ground for memetic modification and proliferation within the Soyjak community. Within hours of its appearance, a dedicated thread on Soyjak.party became a hotbed of activity, with users generating numerous derivative works. Online observers noted a significant uptake in "bimmyjak pictures" and the ever-present "Livesey pictures," with the "Leonard" motif being seamlessly integrated into these established formats.

One particularly notable contribution came from a user identified as a "Livesey poster," a moniker often associated with the Dr. Livesey walking meme. This user not only contributed to the burgeoning collection of "Leonard" derivatives but also provided a meta-commentary on the unfolding event. In a screenshot posted to the thread, the "Livesey poster" captured a physical photograph of their own screen, which displayed what appeared to be "3lamestudio's family guy angry birds video" playing in the background. Accompanying this multi-layered image, the user reportedly stated they were "smoking a cigar and then going to bed angrily," an evocative, if somewhat melodramatic, response to the frenetic pace of the thread.

Digital anthropologists are currently analyzing the rapid spread and adaptation of the "Leonard Variant" as a prime example of spontaneous memetic evolution within specialized online communities. The incident highlights the community's capacity for rapid iteration and self-referential humor, where a simple, emotionally charged phrase can ignite a cascade of creative and often absurd digital content. The "Leonard Variant" thread remains active, with new interpretations and reactions continuing to surface.


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 β„–17146[Reply]

63 days left for r/markiplier national focus


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 β„–16661[Reply]

As mentioned above, it got stolen by the reppey in the attached image, frogkike seethe ensued
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13825722.html#13827518
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Who is this tranny?

 β„–16671

>>16670
No clue

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>>16670
idk xe is a retard coping, just ignore

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>>16671
>>16672
I'm lurking

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>>16674
Marge…

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>>16670
isn't this some /nate/ fag



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 β„–17122[Reply]

64 days left for r/markiplier national focus


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 β„–17052[Reply]

Pls SUPPORT Dr. H.C. MoΓ―se Jean Charles in the coming elections against Mutt Imperialism in Haiti thank you very much saars

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Up



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In a turn of events, Wisconsin has officially declared its secession from the United States of America. The decision comes after months of deliberations and widespread discontent among residents over various government policies.

Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has announced that the state will be establishing its own governing body to oversee all affairs within the state's borders. This new entity aims to provide better representation for local citizens, who feel disenfranchised by
federal authorities.

As part of this bold move, Wisconsin is also making a claim on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, which has historically been connected to Wisconsin through economic ties and shared culture. The governor stated that the people of the Upper Peninsula have expressed similar sentiments of frustration with the current government system and wish to join their fellow Wisconsinites in seeking self-governance.

The secession announcement has sent shockwaves across the nation, with reactions ranging from surprise to support for Wisconsin's actions. Some view this as a wake-up call for federal authorities to address the growing concerns of many Americans who feel unheard by their government.

However, this development also raises several questions and legal challenges that will need to be addressed in the coming days. The United States Constitution prohibits states from seceding without consent from Congress, making it uncertain how this situation will ultimately unfold.
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 β„–17093

snca

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Shit some people MIGHT care about



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 β„–17094[Reply]

50 Years Ago today, the Cargo Ship "Edmund Fitzgerald" Disappeared on Radar, it's last message being "We're Holding Our Own" before sinking into the depth of Lake Superior.
All 29 onboard died
Gordon Lightfoot made a song and it's really good or something
>snca-ACK!!

 β„–17103

I care about this

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Real talk the Great Lakes are fucking terrifying. Hell, iirc they once fueled a fucking quasi-hurricane



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We gather with heavy hearts to remember Nabbv-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.

Of African descent, Nabbv cherished xis roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.

He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Nabbv did not pretend. He was who he was.

Tragically, Nabbv died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.

We shall always remember you for your blackpill threads and your funny moments. You will be in our memory eternally.
FLY HIGH, CUCKJEET!


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 β„–16742[Reply]

it's fucking over

 β„–16744

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i really hate this smug poopjeet and xher negan ass looking mandible

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Jews removed from NY by next year

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>Jews removed from NY by next year

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>>16989
>>16744
>>16989
The Indo Aryan vvqn keep leaking Kikes

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>>16989
Ahem just trust the plan ok?



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 β„–17063[Reply]

65 days left r/markiplier national focus


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 β„–17053[Reply]

The senate has finally procured the votes needed in order to Reboot the government
plebbit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sJ_QbaA21Q Link o algo


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