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Everybaldi should know this
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Doephono

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typical pliertranny

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Anouncing that your gay on the sharty of all places is really gay

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Nobaldi

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SNCA

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>>26082 (OP)
reported for rule 1488



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>Braden Eric Peters (Clavicular) shot an aligator in Southern Florida, prompting him to meet with a judge for a misdemeanor. Judge 'Nobeidore' brutally destroys him, prompting an investigation by the OGD institute.
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new giga

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>>>26189 (OP)
>nigger propaganda hes old and has a basic ass face clav is more rapable

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Where were you when psl scale die?I was at home bone smashing when phone ring "psl scale is kil"no.

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>>26189 (OP)
Based, fuck Animal Abusers.
>>26197
This is SECA. Especially if it's a Cuckicular L.

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looksmaxxer mogged by judgemaxxing

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>>26301
not wrong doe



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GEG

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geggerald

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GEEEEG

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Holy based. It’s gay that they fired her though, I hope she gets a job in another district.

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>>26398
Wtf r u srs nigga shes a racist??



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Fnf has wonnered. Reddit post belllowe? see yourself. Link in bio.
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>>26204 (OP)
Go back faggot

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fnf are saved the economies

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fnf is are gooder then ongezelling fpe and murder drone's

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We need to ban the third world from internet access. There are enough third world brained people in the first world that need to be dealt with.

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even nophono doesn't care about this jsid

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fnf jerdeebabble



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They are infesting our boards bros…

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Proteavirus hits U.S! Donald J. Trump believed to be now partly Nibbler Mango due to Horizontal Gene Transfer! Close sources are now calling him "Nibbler Mango Mussolini"!

Health Info.
https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus

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>>26325 (OP)



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the autistic dilation circus movie got leaked btw

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>>26343 (OP)



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>subscribe or wall-ad ya to death

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quooote do more of these



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rip

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rip



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April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
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I live on this planet

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>> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet β€˜Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
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>>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
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>>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
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>>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
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>>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have β€œmassive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
holy chud

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>>25780 (OP)
Bro: lets go to indian!

Me: Ok yeah… ONLY IF WE CAN NOT GO THERE AND GO TO THE ARYANBOREA!!

liberals: WTF U CANT HATE INDIA WE WANT BBC WE WANT BBC

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>>25985
shut the fuck up indian, we are white here as in aryan and bright skinnedd, follow ian byington on tiktok he literly proves to you guys how u guys are just like bad ppl who smell like shit and street shit, we dont do that go take that jeet shiut some where else

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>>25780 (OP)
be me
ian byington
scrolling news at night
see nasa headline
April 2026 James Webb finds exoplanet Epsilon Indi Ab with cirrus clouds full of ammonia
ammonia = the main chemical in piss and cat urine
entire planet has giant urine clouds floating around it
confirmed gas giant that smells like a porta potty after a music festival
be scientists
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>>25780 (OP)
>nasa site uses the word piss instead of urine

yeah this is believable.



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Username chud apparently name called a black man nigger but lied to the cops and told the cops "All I said was nice jacket and he attacked me"
He then pulled out a revolver and shot the man to death but not before getting his ass beat down
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It happened today

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>>nice jacket
This movie is actually a gem

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>>26032 (OP)
self defense is a not a crime, somehow the cuck of a judge called it a fucking hate crime "oh no u cant shoot niggers even if they attack you"

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>>26266
the way self defense works in the united states is that you must use act reasonably and react equally to the threat you are under. For example if a burglar storms your house whilst you have a family, it would be reasonable to use a firearm and lethal force to defend your property and family.
In this case, "Chud the Builder" began the altercation in the first place, and he used a lethal firearm despite the recipient being unarmed .

The reason as to why it is being regarded as a hate crime is since "Chud the builder" was a streamer who often spewed racial slurs against those of the negro race. The guy who got shot was a negro. Coincidence?

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>>26133
thats funny
what show/film is this from?

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>>26247
reminds me of Hobo with a Shotgun



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never EVER EVER EVER use 'cord unless it's to hang out with close friends. You'll get raped and groomed by braniggers/failtrolls into being a trans Mexican race-war enciting mass shooter. The recent mosque shooting was a great example of why you should avoid soycord and sinisterniggers AT. ALL. COSTS. (Evendoe tarrant and breivik wonned)

Thank you and remember to boost PPH

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tarrantsissies end up like xim anyway

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>>26288 (OP)



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Froot era was over a year ago

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Please come back froot

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Took the domain with him

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>Please come back froot
NEVER



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htsm ducks

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>>26210 (OP)
SNCA

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SECA he is so cute



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STAY INDOORS, WEAR 3 MASKES AT ALL TIMES, AND GET VACCINATED! EVEN DOE IT WONT WORK. IF YOU SEE THESE SYMPTOMS ITS OVER

1. HALLUCINATIONS OF GETTING STALKES BY A DARK ENTITY

2. PURPLE TOUNGE

3. BLEEDING EYES

4. COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ORGANS
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dr. favci, give us vaccines

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A

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>>25849 (OP)

MEDS NOW

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Can't wait to get my hantavaxx and fifteen boosters and still catch it anyway

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>>>25927
>>>25969
>EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST
>THIS IS NOT A TESTATTENTION: ALL CITIZENSA highly virulent and extremely dangerous new hemorrhagic virus, designated CLAMSTAPLES VIRUS (CTV), is spreading rapidly across multiple regions. This pathogen is airborne, highly contagious, and has a mortality rate exceeding 90% in confirmed cases.KNOWN SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:Sudden onset of severe fever and chills
>Intense body aches and muscle cramps
>Internal and external hemorrhaging, including bleeding from the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and other orifices
>Rapid deterioration leading to organ failure and death, often within 24-72 hours of symptom onset
>
>Transmission occurs through respiratory droplets, direct contact with bodily fluids, and contaminated surfaces. There is currently no known vaccine or cure.IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN AND CONTAINMENT INSTRUCTIONS:SHELTER IN PLACE IMMEDIATELY. Do not leave your home or current location unless directed by emergency authorities.
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