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The IUCN has moved the Gigafly's conservation status to critically endangered (CR) Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 06:32:59 №24757 [Reply]

Due to extensive poaching and abuse of Gigaflies in the wild by Gigaphobes, the Gigafly population has dropped dramatically worldwide. The natural habitat of the Gigaflies has been mostly destroyed, and attempts to preserve them have been blocked by Gigaphobe groups worldwide. At this rate, the Gigafly is projected to go extinct by 202Ϫ. The loss of the natural symbiont of the Gigachad will also mean many Gigas worldwide are projected to become flyless as a result.

Conservation resources:
https://www.nature.org/en-us/membership-and-giving/donate-to-our-mission/
https://protect.worldwildlife.org/page/92201/donate/1?ea.tracking.id=EN_Closed
https://www.weforum.org/join-us/individuals/

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 09:11:16 №24759

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>>24757 (OP)
i ak carus abd

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 12:59:59 №24764

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>>24757 (OP)

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:53:59 №24908

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>>24757 (OP)

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 13:14:51 №25094

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Oh my Science… this is Blumpfs fault

Chud 04/16/26 (Thu) 04:12:08 №25176

This is so sad o algo

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Iraq has BBC Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 02:43:15 №25144 [Reply]

Iraq loves BBC

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 05:02:50 №25147

>17 years ago
son i'm crine ts ain't news

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 15:42:34 №25162

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Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 20:41:29 №25166

>>25147
Still worth covering you stupid nigger

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Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 13:00:34 №25132 [Reply]

aryan bibisi

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 08:45:00 №25149

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based
>aryan bibisi

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 09:07:05 №25150

dont "aryan" my bbc kraut

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 09:09:20 №25151

bump this so it could be at the top of the news board

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 15:42:49 №25163

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Donald Trump Writes 'Praise Be to Allah' in Profanity-Laced Easter Morning Message Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:29:46 №24800 [Reply]

https://people.com/trump-writes-praise-be-to-allah-shares-profanity-laced-easter-post-threatening-iran-11943053

Donald Trump Writes 'Praise Be to Allah' in Profanity-Laced Easter Morning Message Threatening Iran

The president took aim at the country in relation to the Strait of Hormuz, a major oil shipping route

NEED TO KNOW

Donald Trump took aim at Iran in a profanity-laced Easter morning message on Truth Social

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Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 22:10:42 №24919

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Why would Donald Trump do this?
he's clearly no Christian.
he's just another Elitist sending you young folx to your death.

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 23:13:54 №24920

>>24888
yeah slash yourself and do your shia raves or whatever they do in karbalah
wholesomeheart

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 03:49:22 №24935

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>please adolf hitler come back and murder all the jews

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 09:38:06 №24972

Donald Trump is GillKoyim btw

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 10:22:01 №24976

>>24800 (OP)
TRVMPRRIOR Z WILL TRVKE PISSRAEL TRVST THE PLAN

Chud 04/15/26 (Wed) 10:09:04 №25152

Seca

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Viktor Orban loses reelection Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 20:34:19 №25070 [Reply]

wordswordswords snca snca wordswordswordswords im a lazy fuck here's a link

https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-election-results-peter-magyar-viktor-orban/

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 11:31:38 №25090

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>>25070 (OP)

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 23:58:29 №25140

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this is the new president

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Klaus Schwab, founder of ze World Economic Forum, turns 88 Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:11:41 №24530 [Reply]

Everyone VILL vish him a happy birthday

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Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 22:42:19 №24579

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>the way you wrote the subject made me think he died nigga fuck you go land dick first in a ditch and fuck a frog

Chud 03/31/26 (Tue) 23:59:32 №24580

is his birthday cake made of ze bugs?

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:18:30 №24584

a

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:29:57 №24589

>>24530 (OP)
Why is xhe dressed like a Mortal Kombat ninja?

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 02:41:54 №24930

>>24559
Yeah., a German Joo
FAKE JOO

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 07:27:05 №25127

>>24530 (OP)
I do not like the reptilian politics.

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Popular British news outlet, "The Sun" is ESL Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 17:28:46 №25109 [Reply]

The popular British news outlet known as "The Sun" created a jewtube video titled "Trump's warns Iran's ships as US starts blockade of Strait of Hormuz but UK rule out involvement" which has a grammar mistake.

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 00:55:12 №25117

SECA

Chud 04/14/26 (Tue) 03:31:47 №25119

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>>25109 (OP)

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 01:40:40 №25034 [Reply]

Soytan minecraft porn
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0408-0743-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15779803.html

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Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 01:26:30 №25078

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>yeah nigga it’s SECA actually I wanna rape soytan in Minecraft so muuuuuccchhhhhh hggggggggn take my BWC up your virgin pussy you whore and get pregnant with my smelly, salty seed

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 01:35:23 №25079

>>yeah nigga it’s SECA actually I wanna rape soytan in Minecraft so muuuuuccchhhhhh hggggggggn take my BWC up your virgin pussy you whore and get pregnant with my smelly, salty seed

Arrow wasn’t needed bc everybaldi wan’t to rape soytan hhhhhgggggg

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 01:36:15 №25080

Can’t wait to goon to this vp

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>Arrow wasn’t needed bc everybaldi wan’t to rape soytan hhhhhgggggg
<reddit
>wan’t

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 14:46:05 №25103

Why is this thread such a DNB geg

Chud 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:37:23 №25115

>>25103
because its on /news/ (a dnb board)

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Triple T has been added to the ‘nite Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 00:41:43 №24746 [Reply]

https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop

Also the shitalian foid but nophono cares about her

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Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 09:14:13 №24944

tung tung tung nigger

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 13:03:51 №24980

bumping this SECA

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 00:33:48 №25031

Triple T is aryan

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:02:18 №25036

>>25000

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 17:42:23 №25059

Tu Tux Tlan 0o0

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:37:41 №25062

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Chimpanzee civil war in Uganda Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 23:54:13 №24963 [Reply]

Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/chimpanzee-study-infighting-violent-attacks-rcna267179

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:12:37 №25046

Is this Soyvil war 5?

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:57:46 №25047

niggers lol

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:34:17 №25056

TQTAL KQNY VICTQRY

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 16:15:22 №25057

>Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”
There's another countrywar or namefag war on 'ru?

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 17:41:18 №25058

SNCA in my news!?!?!

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:24:00 №25060

>>24963 (OP)
Woah… An actual war between 4chan and Reddit caught on film for the very first time…

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World’s oldest known tortoise still alive Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 23:34:45 №24994 [Reply]

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/03/world/oldest-tortoise-alive-despite-rumor-intl-hnk

World’s oldest known tortoise still very much alive and (slowly) kicking despite rumor to the contrary

LondonAP — Reports on April Fools’ Day of the death of the world’s oldest living land animal — a 193-year-old tortoise called Jonathan — were greatly exaggerated.
Jonathan is still kicking — albeit slowly — on the island of St. Helena.

“It was a hoax,” Anne Dillon, head of communications on the island, told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I can just assure you that he is very much alive.”

News of the Seychelles giant tortoise’s demise spread rapidly on social media on Wednesday.
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Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 10:28:11 №25010

stop reddit spacing

every sentence

it does not make you

look smart

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 16:40:45 №25016

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>>24994 (OP)

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:29:36 №25054

defo copied&pasted

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Poopoo Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:04:02 №25037 [Reply]

test

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:56:42 №25052

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>>25037 (OP)
snca

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 03:48:45 №25040 [Reply]

Kino Casino has been banned from youtube

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 05:37:08 №25043

SNCA

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:55:42 №25050

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>>25040 (OP)

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Mikobowl GLOWS UP after being banned from Sharty😲 Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:13:27 №24587 [Reply]

Be honest, how does she look?

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Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:27:00 №24617

>>24587 (OP)
snca

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:27:10 №24618

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>>24587 (OP)

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 02:26:04 №24927

The Christian Bible says Fags who dress up like women are evil

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 09:39:43 №24973

literal who award…….
WNBAW award……………

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 10:06:06 №25048

xhe wnbaw

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:13:39 №25049

Poop

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ARTEMIS 2 IS LAUNCHING Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 22:12:26 №24638 [Reply]

ARTEMIS 2 ROCKET LAUNCH LIVE STREAM. they are going to orbit the moon!!! this is cool.

this is the CBS live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QDo1_OEqhs

this is the Associated press live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXOScAb27mM

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:01:56 №24858

EVRERYTIME i turn on the feed its just illustration screen.
why didn't they run a 24/7 external footage getting close to the moon from multiple cameras? it seems staged. I honestly am questioning their trip. not that I am a anti space nut case but this trip seems hoaky. NASA got funding cut big time.
gee I wonder what they do with all of that money

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This shit looked fake as shit. Artemis I ran the moon approach around the fucking clock. this shit was 97% Telemetry illustration on the board.

WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF

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