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Due to extensive poaching and abuse of Gigaflies in the wild by Gigaphobes, the Gigafly population has dropped dramatically worldwide. The natural habitat of the Gigaflies has been mostly destroyed, and attempts to preserve them have been blocked by Gigaphobe groups worldwide. At this rate, the Gigafly is projected to go extinct by 202Οͺ. The loss of the natural symbiont of the Gigachad will also mean many Gigas worldwide are projected to become flyless as a result.

Conservation resources:
https://www.nature.org/en-us/membership-and-giving/donate-to-our-mission/
https://protect.worldwildlife.org/page/92201/donate/1?ea.tracking.id=EN_Closed
https://www.weforum.org/join-us/individuals/

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>>24757 (OP)
i ak carus abd

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>>24757 (OP)

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>>24757 (OP)

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Oh my Science… this is Blumpfs fault

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This is so sad o algo



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Iraq loves BBC

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>17 years ago
son i'm crine ts ain't news

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>>25147
Still worth covering you stupid nigger



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aryan bibisi

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based
>aryan bibisi

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dont "aryan" my bbc kraut

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bump this so it could be at the top of the news board

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https://people.com/trump-writes-praise-be-to-allah-shares-profanity-laced-easter-post-threatening-iran-11943053

Donald Trump Writes 'Praise Be to Allah' in Profanity-Laced Easter Morning Message Threatening Iran

The president took aim at the country in relation to the Strait of Hormuz, a major oil shipping route

NEED TO KNOW

Donald Trump took aim at Iran in a profanity-laced Easter morning message on Truth Social

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Why would Donald Trump do this?
he's clearly no Christian.
he's just another Elitist sending you young folx to your death.

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>>24888
yeah slash yourself and do your shia raves or whatever they do in karbalah
wholesomeheart

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>please adolf hitler come back and murder all the jews

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Donald Trump is GillKoyim btw

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>>24800 (OP)
TRVMPRRIOR Z WILL TRVKE PISSRAEL TRVST THE PLAN

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Seca



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wordswordswords snca snca wordswordswordswords im a lazy fuck here's a link

https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-election-results-peter-magyar-viktor-orban/

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>>25070 (OP)

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this is the new president



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Everyone VILL vish him a happy birthday
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>the way you wrote the subject made me think he died nigga fuck you go land dick first in a ditch and fuck a frog

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is his birthday cake made of ze bugs?

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a

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>>24530 (OP)
Why is xhe dressed like a Mortal Kombat ninja?

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>>24559
Yeah., a German Joo
FAKE JOO

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>>24530 (OP)
I do not like the reptilian politics.



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The popular British news outlet known as "The Sun" created a jewtube video titled "Trump's warns Iran's ships as US starts blockade of Strait of Hormuz but UK rule out involvement" which has a grammar mistake.

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SECA

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>>25109 (OP)



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>yeah nigga it’s SECA actually I wanna rape soytan in Minecraft so muuuuuccchhhhhh hggggggggn take my BWC up your virgin pussy you whore and get pregnant with my smelly, salty seed

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>>yeah nigga it’s SECA actually I wanna rape soytan in Minecraft so muuuuuccchhhhhh hggggggggn take my BWC up your virgin pussy you whore and get pregnant with my smelly, salty seed

Arrow wasn’t needed bc everybaldi wan’t to rape soytan hhhhhgggggg

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Can’t wait to goon to this vp

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>Arrow wasn’t needed bc everybaldi wan’t to rape soytan hhhhhgggggg
<reddit
>wan’t

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Why is this thread such a DNB geg

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>>25103
because its on /news/ (a dnb board)



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https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop

Also the shitalian foid but nophono cares about her
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tung tung tung nigger

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bumping this SECA

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Triple T is aryan

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Tu Tux Tlan 0o0

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Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly β€œcivil war”

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/chimpanzee-study-infighting-violent-attacks-rcna267179
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Is this Soyvil war 5?

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niggers lol

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TQTAL KQNY VICTQRY

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>Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly β€œcivil war”
There's another countrywar or namefag war on 'ru?

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SNCA in my news!?!?!

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>>24963 (OP)
Woah… An actual war between 4chan and Reddit caught on film for the very first time…



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https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/03/world/oldest-tortoise-alive-despite-rumor-intl-hnk

World’s oldest known tortoise still very much alive and (slowly) kicking despite rumor to the contrary

LondonAP β€” Reports on April Fools’ Day of the death of the world’s oldest living land animal β€” a 193-year-old tortoise called Jonathan β€” were greatly exaggerated.
Jonathan is still kicking β€” albeit slowly β€” on the island of St. Helena.

β€œIt was a hoax,” Anne Dillon, head of communications on the island, told The Associated Press on Thursday. β€œI can just assure you that he is very much alive.”

News of the Seychelles giant tortoise’s demise spread rapidly on social media on Wednesday.
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stop reddit spacing

every sentence

it does not make you

look smart

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>>24994 (OP)

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defo copied&pasted



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test

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>>25037 (OP)
snca



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Kino Casino has been banned from youtube

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SNCA

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>>25040 (OP)



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Be honest, how does she look?
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>>24587 (OP)
snca

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>>24587 (OP)

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The Christian Bible says Fags who dress up like women are evil

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literal who award…….
WNBAW award……………

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xhe wnbaw

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Poop



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ARTEMIS 2 ROCKET LAUNCH LIVE STREAM. they are going to orbit the moon!!! this is cool.

this is the CBS live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QDo1_OEqhs

this is the Associated press live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXOScAb27mM
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EVRERYTIME i turn on the feed its just illustration screen.
why didn't they run a 24/7 external footage getting close to the moon from multiple cameras? it seems staged. I honestly am questioning their trip. not that I am a anti space nut case but this trip seems hoaky. NASA got funding cut big time.
gee I wonder what they do with all of that money

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This shit looked fake as shit. Artemis I ran the moon approach around the fucking clock. this shit was 97% Telemetry illustration on the board.

WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF

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>>24638 (OP)
Thank you, USA.

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Landing off the coast of San Diego Friday at 5pm PST

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