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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:58:38 №26749 [Reply]

I want a sharty boyfriend but I don't know how to get one?

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 00:26:31 №26750

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Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:25:00 №26756

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Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 19:10:15 №26761

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 20:43:56 №26800

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Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 22:49:37 №26804

>>26761 everi toss cares about

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i stubbed my toe today :( Chud 05/21/26 (Thu) 03:38:15 №26357 [Reply]

I stubbed my toe today and I went
>YEOWAOWA! THAT HURTED!

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Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:49:23 №26688

poor guy :(

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:41:16 №26690

That's fucked..

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:39:00 №26760

why is this retarded thread I made still up on the news section tf?

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 06:13:00 №26772

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>>26357 (OP)
No more footjob?

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 12:43:07 №26792

>>26357 (OP)
i wish it was me instead of you

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:37:02 №26796

>>26760
blame me i cut my skin on a fan

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Peter Thiel has fled to Argentina Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:31:02 №26708 [Reply]

The notorious fed-supporting, privacy-hating owner of Palantir has fled to Argentina.
This is likely because he knows the feds are going to turn the USA into even more of a shithole

and also because he wants to meet Adolf Hitler.

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:56:10 №26712

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"Coincidentally" also outside of Israel's Jericho Missile range

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:57:51 №26713

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>>26708 (OP)

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 15:14:41 №26715

shit nofloyd or nokirk cares about

Chud 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:43:46 №26787

>>26715
all news is SNCA the difference is that i'm honest about it

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HALF LIFE 3 MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 09:10:31 №26774 [Reply]

https://x.com/summergamefest/status/2061178205160296693
The official account of Summer Game Fest published this post on xitter that says:
"Hopium for __ getting announced this week."
>OOOOOYYYYYYY NEW HALF LIFE GAME???
Maybe, honestly idk its just a theory.
If its actually half life 3 i'm gonna sell my house to buy it

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 10:37:26 №26775

>>26774 (OP)
Meds

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 13:16:22 №26779

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Today is International Cacas Day! Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:16:09 №26766 [Reply]

Happy Cacas Day to all the cacas who still use this site and are not banned!

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:19:28 №26767

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Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 02:02:04 №26768

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Official White House xitter profile posts chad template Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 17:27:50 №26759 [Reply]

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2060857877053526234

Chud 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:04:55 №26764

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Trvke Pending... Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 00:32:57 №26727 [Reply]

Marrowbreach may have contributed DNA to the Houndgar due to Proteavirus… Two Weeks! In other news, Peter Griffin has died from Masefield Syndrome so isn't available to comment!

https://wiki.subnautica.com/sn2/Proteavirus

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 03:34:37 №26732

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 08:33:03 №26734

>>26732
A Ghost!

Chud 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:31:56 №26758

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Nintendo Switch turns 9 Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 16:25:51 №23227 [Reply]

MUH WHOLESOME BING BING WAHOO IS 9 YEARS OLD NOW!!!
>snopes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch

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Chud 03/08/26 (Sun) 12:58:33 №23448

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My switch is on and I'm listening to Klaus Schwab's WEF speech on it.
AMA?

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 04:15:54 №23468

>>23368
>>23340
He's right doe. The famitsu tax is a real thing which you can't discuss on regular platforms since most people think you're either a schizo or a chud for even thinking about such a thing as a foreign company having having some sort of national bias.

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 00:53:44 №23525

>>23228
im glad it exists because we wouldn't have the squid whores

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 02:43:14 №23530

wahoo i wuv mario wahoo

Chud 03/10/26 (Tue) 20:45:34 №23585

maneee I feel old

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:56:14 №26746

they are trying to slide this

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my helicopter ran away Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:54:07 №26743 [Reply]

can you help me get it back it looks like this

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 23:55:22 №26744

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Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 01:35:04 №26729 [Reply]

NOTE: UNTYPABLE CEREAL CAUGHT IN 4K

Chud 05/30/26 (Sat) 03:34:14 №26731

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/pol/tardscan't count Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 16:09:53 №26716 [Reply]

In this 377 reppy post, /pol/gros only got to 16.
secabtw

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 16:10:43 №26717

>>>/pol/3476844 is le thread

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 17:00:55 №26719

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Today in Africa Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:35:58 №26679 [Reply]

I did not put the rains down in Africa.

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:56:08 №26704

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The Portuguese has been released from juvie Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:09:00 №26675 [Reply]

Prepare to collect warrior-'p seetheralds

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 07:50:26 №26698

Still Admitted to defeat award

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 07:51:13 №26699

Also I rape both PortuTwink and Warrior 'P

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:55:22 №26703

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Popular Looter Shooter "Destiny 2" Dead Chud 05/22/26 (Fri) 04:27:53 №26408 [Reply]

In a Bungie post, they wrote:
<eine reddit space

>As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

This has sparked much sadness among remaining fans of the game.
<
>marge who cares about dis snca
i care

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/d2_may_21_2026

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Chud 05/25/26 (Mon) 00:19:33 №26519

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shid nobodi cares

Chud 05/27/26 (Wed) 12:18:08 №26618

>>26408 (OP)
Destiny 2 is goyslop. story line is over shittified and the also added gay niggers from outerspace. Destiny 1 was kino chuddy space horizion.

Chud 05/27/26 (Wed) 18:12:17 №26633

bruh

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 10:01:31 №26663

>>26408 (OP)
Gggj

Chud 05/28/26 (Thu) 10:13:49 №26665

>>26408 (OP)
Rest in piss

Chud 05/29/26 (Fri) 01:04:35 №26692

Never liked that game anyways

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Explosion at coal mine in Shanxi, China Chud 05/25/26 (Mon) 14:34:03 №26531 [Reply]

On 22 May 2026, at 19:29 (CST), a gas explosion occurred at the Liushenyu Coal Mine in Qinyuan County, Shanxi Province, China, killing at least 82 people.

coal

At the time of the explosion, 247 workers were on duty underground. By 6:00 CST on 23 May, according to the Chinese state news agency Xinhua, at least 201 people had been evacuated. Later that day, 9 people remained missing. General Secretary of the Communist Party of China Xi Jinping called for an immediate rescue of trapped workers and for an investigation into the cause of the explosion. Xinhua News Agency reported on the 23rd of May that executives of the Shanxi Tongzhou Group Liushenyu Coal Industry, which operates the Liushenyu mine, had been detained.

coal

As of 25 May, both rescue operations and investigations into the explosion's cause remained ongoing.

coal

Chud 05/25/26 (Mon) 21:32:52 №26548

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