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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK! Chud 09/29/24 (Sun) 10:14:29 №1519 [Reply]

frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back

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Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 18:30:11 №16390

MARGE

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 18:30:34 №16391

www.soyjak.party

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 18:30:50 №16392

>>16391
Nusois will go to this website

Jawbreakers 10/29/25 (Wed) 10:39:24 №16421

This thread will stay up as a reminder to the QDL

Wizard 10/29/25 (Wed) 13:49:39 №16426

>>16421
OHIO

Demon 10/30/25 (Thu) 07:32:36 №16465

geg, why is that you niggers have main domain back for over a years yet none of you thought about making it a main domain?

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Potentially diseased lab monkey on the loose after truck crash in Mississippi Lifesavers 10/29/25 (Wed) 04:19:17 №16410 [Reply]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/28/lab-monkey-escape-mississippi

>The monkeys, which came from Tulane University in New Orleans, Louisiana, were infected with several viruses including hepatitis C and Covid-19, according to the department, thus posing a potential health risk to humans.

Rich Person 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:01:35 №16431

gem

Oreos 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:02:34 №16432

Who cares, normal ahh dieseases it's not EBOLA or SUPERAIDS.

Chocolate 10/29/25 (Wed) 23:24:31 №16449

>>16432
covid wasant that lethal and it changed the world

Twix 10/30/25 (Thu) 01:50:16 №16452

>>16432
Hep C is pretty bad in itself tbh, that shit can melt your liver or give you cancer

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DOLL and jimbo linked up on Space Station 13 Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 04:33:54 №16362 [Reply]

On 10/26/2025, jimbo and DOLL were both on Sharty Station 13. During the period in which they were on the station, jimbo was constantly being told by the AI "Nigger-Bot 3000" to "Mine my fucking ores nigga", as jimbo was a shaft miner. However, due to jimbo constantly being hung and killed because of his rather, flamboyant personality to say the least; he was unable to complete his objective of mining his ores, nigga. However, when DOLL played he joined borgcord and helped clean up around the station. Him and borgcord would go on to complete some very notable achievements, such as repairing a hole where a meteor struck, and also covering up the evacuation shuttle so no humanGODs could escape. This was meet with disdain from the humans, as a majority of them broke in and started gunning down the borgs, however most of them stayed safe and managed to live. Jimbo, however was still getting raped and killed no matter what job he switched to, so his story ended quite abruptly. All in all, Jimbo kept getting hung while DOLL helped clean up around the station as a robot.

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Witch 10/29/25 (Wed) 00:57:47 №16401

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>>16399
>mailto:SUPER SAGE!
GEG

Toblerone 10/29/25 (Wed) 04:53:21 №16413

avatarfag rnca

Jawbreakers 10/29/25 (Wed) 10:29:19 №16420

Need it or keep it?

Goblin 10/29/25 (Wed) 11:02:28 №16422

>>16420
is that jimbo? that nigga been on my mind, no cap

Jolly Rancher 10/29/25 (Wed) 14:16:41 №16428

>>16362 (OP)
snopes?

Wizard 10/29/25 (Wed) 14:16:51 №16429

>no source
this never happened

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Hurricane Melissa hits Jamaica as one of the strongest Atlantic storms. Maps show its forecast path. Black cat 10/29/25 (Wed) 03:52:21 №16407 [Reply]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melissa-maps-forecast-atlantic-ocean/

Kitkat 10/29/25 (Wed) 05:23:47 №16416

Up

Hershey 10/29/25 (Wed) 12:16:25 №16424

total jamaican death

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Spooked the Spook? Chocolate 10/29/25 (Wed) 04:52:59 №16411 [Reply]

During the fateful halloween in Stockholm, Impish Soyak Ears and Ishish Soyak Ears went trick or treating for Halloween. The controversy stems from Ishish's ghost costume resembling a Ku-klux-klan member, Impjak helped clear hate crime charges for Ishish as his costume's similarity to a KKK member was merely due to his pointy skullshape.

Ishish is planning to counter-sue the residence as he believes he was discriminated for his skull type. What's your stance on the matter?

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M&Ms 10/29/25 (Wed) 19:54:06 №16443

Made me geg

Taffy 10/29/25 (Wed) 22:37:42 №16446

"spook slither" (reference to funny roy jay meme)

Lifesavers 10/30/25 (Thu) 06:06:21 №16460

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>>16411 (OP)

Oreos 10/31/25 (Fri) 11:18:52 №16523

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Based Ishish man.

M&Ms 10/31/25 (Fri) 11:19:20 №16524

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Based Ishish man.

Mothman 10/31/25 (Fri) 21:16:53 №16539

Kek kek kek or whatever

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Democratic AGs and governors sue USDA for suspending SNAP benefits Jaffa 10/29/25 (Wed) 04:02:09 №16409 [Reply]

https://www.npr.org/2025/10/27/nx-s1-5587255/snap-benefit-shutdown-contingency-fund-food-stamps

Why is Blumpf doing this though?

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Chinese student commits suicide due to the CS2 market crash Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 14:45:39 №16259 [Reply]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1oe03cj/a_chinese_student_died_after_jumping_off_a/

It is estimated that the loss which made him do the unthinkable is around $20,000.

ESLGODs please translate the text messages in the post

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Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 08:20:46 №16286

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~~>>16283~~
geg

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 19:45:09 №16332

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>"Dear Counter-Strike 2 players, it is time to begin Total Chink Death."

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 08:07:17 №16339

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virgin trump:
>uhm, here's tariffs and sanctions on heckin chyna, we'll make them pay for it all!
>nothing happens, chiggers continue slurping bat soup topped with gutter oil
thundercock chad gayben:
>commence counter-strike NFT market crash, total golds devaluation
>chinks start ACKing

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 05:38:44 №16366

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>>16259 (OP)
Should've stuck with EPIC GAYS :^)

>>16339
>My cryptokike is better than you cryptokike
Are you even trying?

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 20:16:32 №16394

>>16339
Tedious

Skittles 10/29/25 (Wed) 01:51:33 №16403

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~~>>16382~~
>i wasn't really dickriding Gabe Newell
Suuuuuure, you're so punk thanks for telling us I swear you fucktards are more delusional than the GOP voters

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/soy/ 2 opens, clitties leak Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 05:58:56 №16304 [Reply]

on October 24th, 2025, /soy2/ was opened. It has different rules than /soy/, and has a bit of an elitist culture.

Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 13:12:38 №16311

Aint gonna get featured nigger write better

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 21:43:02 №16395

Bump of shame

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satoko_hojou_fan puts a hit on ICE agent Chud 10/23/25 (Thu) 00:25:56 №16229 [Reply]

https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/10/06/latin-kings-gang-member-arrested-illinois-after-placing-hit-commander-large-border

Latin Kings Gang Member Arrested in Illinois After Placing Hit on Commander at Large Border Patrol Chief Bovino

WASHINGTON – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) today announced the arrest of the criminal illegal alien and Latin Kings Gang Member who placed a bounty on the Commander at Large of the U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino.

On October 03, 2025, a confidential source provided information indicating a “hit” had been placed on Chief Bovino by a member of the Latin Kings Street Gang. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) identified the individual who placed the “hit” as Juan Espinoza Martinez and arrested him on October 6, 2025 in Burr Ridge, Illinois.

HSI Chicago received a screenshot of a Snapchat conversation from a user named “Juan” appearing to place a $2,000 bounty for information “cuando lo agarren,” which translates to “when they catch him,” and a $10,000 reward “if you take him down.” A third response of “LK….on him” indicates the involvement of the Latin Kings.

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Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 05:07:25 №16303

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ICE fucking won

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 03:19:40 №16316

>>16242
He's clearly a beannigger
>>16270
No White Guy is this short

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 07:48:26 №16319

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>>16316
you are right, no white person is this short, hence why southern shitalians are

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 17:32:37 №16325

>>16293
refrenced SPVA gem award

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 02:08:35 №16337

Bot test

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 13:50:06 №16385

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>>>16316
>you are right, no white person is this short, hence why southern shitalians are

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Twitchcon foid almost attacked by rapeson Chud 10/18/25 (Sat) 21:30:42 №16023 [Reply]

twitch foid emiru almost suffered an accident when rapeson suddenly appeared and hugged her attempting to capture and eventually 'ape her in front of twitch con.
twitch has said nothing about the incident and rapeson was allowed to walk away without any punishment whatsoever

Chud 10/18/25 (Sat) 22:09:27 №16025

>>16023 (OP)
I seen the video.

He literally gropes her and gets pushed, walks away like nothing happened. Asmon, tectone and other literal whos all said they weren't going for this literal reason. She was assaulted at another con not too long ago aswell. How she hasn't learned her lesson at all is beyond me. Still fucked up that twitch hasn't said anything regarding it despite the fact it's their event.

Chud 10/18/25 (Sat) 22:11:02 №16026

>>16025
foids like her who whoress themselfs at twitch thrives from these people they will never learn geg

Chud 10/20/25 (Mon) 05:19:23 №16100

Twitch is anti-matter

Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 05:46:06 №16367

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>>16023 (OP)
Is that the same chink who was all dressed up in a Space Jam outfit and got harassed by some teens?

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NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘non-offending pedophile’ storms stage, points gun at own head Chud 10/19/25 (Sun) 17:38:40 №16052 [Reply]

https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/

This guy used to get posted here. Thoughts?

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Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 19:55:08 №16295

>>16221
predditors really do look and say shit like this geeggg

Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 02:10:56 №16299

fuck I wish he did kill himself

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 13:54:16 №16321

/qa/ just lost their only poster

Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 17:22:38 №16324

Wikipedia outlaws ny post as a source because of the leftist bias wikipedia has compared to NY posts right wing bias

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 12:39:07 №16343

>>>16221
Xitter immigrant detected

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 22:35:35 №16347

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>>16324
even doe they're both wings of the same bird o de qualquier forma quel borde se salta

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Soyteen infiltrates Portland Antifa, trolls right wing agitator Cam Higby Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 00:15:40 №16335 [Reply]

https://x.com/camhigby/status/1982151619035664495?s=46

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 07:59:43 №16338

SNCA thats fove laggots not nate higgers

Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 09:29:53 №16340

was it really a soyteen? snopes please

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Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 00:58:39 №16336 [Reply]

Breaking News!
A shocking clip of Preacher Cobson calls for 'aping of HTSM spammers, HWABAG-TV reports on a video released by The 'Apewaffen Division where known controversial preacher Cobson calls for violence and the 'aping of HTSMspammers and HTSM'Corders.