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quote activates pph machine, nusois boost /soy/ pph to 2000 after getting baited Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 15:24:26 №15133 [Reply]

do nusois really? shut this down

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 15:26:19 №15134

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image that pph machine got traced from

Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 18:25:08 №15206

>>15134
Aryan game btw

Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 19:08:15 №15213

>>15206
name of game?

Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 19:10:18 №15214

>>15213
Bad piggies, gringo

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namefield returns on /pol/ Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 01:32:09 №15151 [Reply]

nobaldi cares. its fun though.

Kekistani Supremacist Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 19:15:51 №15172

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Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 19:18:46 №15173

>>15172
kys big nigger lips spammer

Kekistani Supremacist Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 19:29:58 №15174

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Frogposter coup, frogposter revolution, 5th Soyvil War, soicacas are Hadrian-exiled.

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 21:56:27 №15181

just delete it at this point

Microsoft is FINALLY adding animated wallpapers to Windows 11 indicating Dreamscene comeback Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 18:31:39 №15210

for the 'teens or people in general that never used wallaper engine or do not wanna use it o algo the 'soft is adding animated wallpapers to the 'dows. The reason this matters (and even doe it is kinda old news) is because not everyone can afford wallpaper engine and is not bothered to pay for it and never heard of alternatives. Now it IS a pretty basic animated wallpaper system (only mp4 support) but it works, and of course will not surpass wallpaper engine AND is only available for dev-beta insider channels so it means (You) WILL use a VM or be willing enough to daily drive a buggy version of the 'dows even doe beta is pretty much stable
Source: https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-finally-bringing-native-video-wallpapers-to-windows-11-15-years-after-windows-vistas-dreamscenes

Chud 10/03/25 (Fri) 18:40:03 №15212

>>15210
replied award

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The oldest user on Soyjak.party has been found Chud 09/29/25 (Mon) 02:52:13 №15017 [Reply]

Introduce Nathan, we recently found him as the oldest person on the sharty.

He is currently 98 years old and has been viewing 4chan since 2004 and using the internet since 1995. He joined /qa/ in 2015 when the board has been introduced and has been a active member of soyjak.party since day 1 ever since.

We asked him to do a interview over 'cord due to our limited budget on Soy News and he sent this video to us.

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Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 10:37:08 №15118

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>>15116
nusoi its not

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 14:47:33 №15127

aryan

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 16:25:48 №15138

i remember this kid. he was called kolyma's youngest warrior. this was a while ago

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 21:04:14 №15142

>>15116
it's not

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 12:56:17 №15158

snca

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 20:16:37 №15177

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>do i look like a cord troon to you?
>Seriously?
>Seriously!??

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13333333 GET achieved, /67/ added as a result Chud 09/28/25 (Sun) 20:36:03 №15003 [Reply]

IT'S UP! >>>/67/
For how long? We don't know.

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Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 18:56:40 №15082

>>15021
gemmy idea

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 20:38:14 №15086

>>15037
mango

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 21:13:46 №15088

a

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 05:46:07 №15152

67 Nazis killed themselves, Yippie

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 07:30:00 №15154

>>15152
sybau tranny (skull)

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 13:43:37 №15160

>>>15152 (You)
>sybau tranny (skull)

No you Sybau, I bet your head looks like an elongated dildo filled with coal. 🫵🤡🪨 Nazi lives don’t matter

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Encloseopedia DDoSeratica is down again Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 11:57:00 №15156 [Reply]

ED is currently in dead nigger mode due to getting ACKed from their VPS, and the domain redirects to their forums.
CLU said the backup is too big and brappy for xim to resore until at least sunday. (peer reviewed source: https://edramatica.com/threads/got-kicked-off-our-vps.5014/)
In summary: Wasted ANOTHER domain award

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 13:15:41 №15159

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Gem.

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SNCA happened, the /news/ party is ecstatic Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 08:58:58 №15155 [Reply]

SNCA happened, the /news/ party is ecstatic, kiwifarms is all over the SNCA, 4cucks are leaking they clitties more than usual.

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1000000 GET on Newgrounds stolen by soyteens Chud 09/29/25 (Mon) 20:37:19 №15052 [Reply]

Attached is proof.
The GET was nearly instantly replaced by some SNCA troonslop as part of damage control.
There are still screenshots and video recordings of the original, though.

Chud 09/29/25 (Mon) 20:41:40 №15053

sorry for duplicate i didn't notice it
will delete this thread when the sharty allows me to

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 14:56:51 №15129

Nice

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 22:21:55 №15147

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I think my version is broken.

Chud 10/02/25 (Thu) 00:11:16 №15149

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>>15052 (OP)
>Quality
<IN CURRENT NEGROGROUNDS

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4cuck celebrating 22 years of gooning to Loli 'p Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 13:25:00 №15124 [Reply]

Today on October 1 we are all sadden that 4cuck has celebrated 22 years of being obsessed o Algo if you need to cry pls go to
>>>/Cry/
But as 'teens we will outlive the 'cuck

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THE SIMPONS MOVIE 2 In theaters on July 23 2027 Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 01:07:25 №15064 [Reply]

Me when I'm watching The Simpsons Movie 2 and Homer says
>Marge are we in Minecraft?
and Marge replies with
<No Homer, we are in Cuphead

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 12:54:08 №15122

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Multiple victims in Michigan church shooting; church on fire, police say Chud 09/28/25 (Sun) 15:59:56 №14994 [Reply]

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/28/us/michigan-church-shooting-grand-blanc

Multiple victims in Michigan church shooting; church on fire, police say

Multiple victims have been injured in a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, on Sunday, according to police.

>The shooter is down and there is no ongoing threat to the public, according to the Grand Blanc Township Police Department. The church is currently on fire.

>Police are urging the public to avoid the area as emergency response efforts continue.

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Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 03:32:42 №15068

>>15049
Based parents

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 03:40:11 №15069

amerishart snca

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 04:01:28 №15070

>>15068
>the subhuman morniggers are…le heckin baserinoed sarrrrrrr!

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 18:58:59 №15083

>>15026
Real shit

Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 19:52:28 №15085

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>I hated being Mormon especially when I started dating since my parents would allow me to date someone for a bit and then later made me ghost/block them. the only exception was if they were Mormon (which I didn't do)They'd get pissed at me for drinking energy drinks, when there were kids my age doing drugs and having sex. they also don't let me hang out with anyone unless they follow me around the whole time and Im 17, and even then they're very strict with who I hang around

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 02:56:16 №15099

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IT'S MORMOVER

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BREAKING FROM /POL/ Chud gBvInEnj 10/01/25 (Wed) 01:04:18 №15093 [Reply]

>POOP AND NIGGERS DYING - TURKIYE RANGEBANNED - POLAND RANGEBANNED SWAZILAND & LESOTHO IS SO WHITE - PARAGUAY IS NOT WHITE - INDIA STILL RANGEBANNED - IS CANADA WHITE?

man says rockstar was unbeatable Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 01:01:19 №15090 [Reply]

is he right?

Chud 10/01/25 (Wed) 01:04:00 №15092

please feature this

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Mustard Leaks Sharty 2.0 Visuals Chud 09/30/25 (Tue) 19:38:34 №15084 [Reply]

Mustard has leaked the new sharty UI in the irc coming with the codebase rewrite, ETA is unknown but probably november or early 2026, Thoughts on it?