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Triple T has been added to the ‘nite Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 00:41:43 №24746 [Reply]

https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop

Also the shitalian foid but nophono cares about her

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Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 09:14:13 №24944

tung tung tung nigger

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 13:03:51 №24980

bumping this SECA

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 00:33:48 №25031

Triple T is aryan

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:02:18 №25036

>>25000

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 17:42:23 №25059

Tu Tux Tlan 0o0

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:37:41 №25062

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Chimpanzee civil war in Uganda Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 23:54:13 №24963 [Reply]

Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/chimpanzee-study-infighting-violent-attacks-rcna267179

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:12:37 №25046

Is this Soyvil war 5?

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:57:46 №25047

niggers lol

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:34:17 №25056

TQTAL KQNY VICTQRY

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 16:15:22 №25057

>Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”
There's another countrywar or namefag war on 'ru?

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 17:41:18 №25058

SNCA in my news!?!?!

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 18:24:00 №25060

>>24963 (OP)
Woah… An actual war between 4chan and Reddit caught on film for the very first time…

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World’s oldest known tortoise still alive Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 23:34:45 №24994 [Reply]

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/03/world/oldest-tortoise-alive-despite-rumor-intl-hnk

World’s oldest known tortoise still very much alive and (slowly) kicking despite rumor to the contrary

LondonAP — Reports on April Fools’ Day of the death of the world’s oldest living land animal — a 193-year-old tortoise called Jonathan — were greatly exaggerated.
Jonathan is still kicking — albeit slowly — on the island of St. Helena.

“It was a hoax,” Anne Dillon, head of communications on the island, told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I can just assure you that he is very much alive.”

News of the Seychelles giant tortoise’s demise spread rapidly on social media on Wednesday.
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Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 10:28:11 №25010

stop reddit spacing

every sentence

it does not make you

look smart

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 16:40:45 №25016

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>>24994 (OP)

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:29:36 №25054

defo copied&pasted

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Poopoo Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 02:04:02 №25037 [Reply]

test

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:56:42 №25052

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>>25037 (OP)
snca

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Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 03:48:45 №25040 [Reply]

Kino Casino has been banned from youtube

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 05:37:08 №25043

SNCA

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:55:42 №25050

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>>25040 (OP)

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Mikobowl GLOWS UP after being banned from Sharty😲 Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:13:27 №24587 [Reply]

Be honest, how does she look?

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Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:27:00 №24617

>>24587 (OP)
snca

Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 09:27:10 №24618

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>>24587 (OP)

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 02:26:04 №24927

The Christian Bible says Fags who dress up like women are evil

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 09:39:43 №24973

literal who award…….
WNBAW award……………

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 10:06:06 №25048

xhe wnbaw

Chud 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:13:39 №25049

Poop

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ARTEMIS 2 IS LAUNCHING Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 22:12:26 №24638 [Reply]

ARTEMIS 2 ROCKET LAUNCH LIVE STREAM. they are going to orbit the moon!!! this is cool.

this is the CBS live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QDo1_OEqhs

this is the Associated press live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXOScAb27mM

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 18:01:56 №24858

EVRERYTIME i turn on the feed its just illustration screen.
why didn't they run a 24/7 external footage getting close to the moon from multiple cameras? it seems staged. I honestly am questioning their trip. not that I am a anti space nut case but this trip seems hoaky. NASA got funding cut big time.
gee I wonder what they do with all of that money

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 02:06:05 №24874

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This shit looked fake as shit. Artemis I ran the moon approach around the fucking clock. this shit was 97% Telemetry illustration on the board.

WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 11:21:20 №24883

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>>24638 (OP)
Thank you, USA.

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:53:57 №24907

>>24763
Gem

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 02:23:29 №24924

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Landing off the coast of San Diego Friday at 5pm PST

Chud 04/11/26 (Sat) 00:19:19 №24997

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Transgender Pokemon to be removed from game as different gender was shown as a mistake. Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 13:09:59 №24981 [Reply]

https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/04/10/pokemon-champions-female-gallade/

A glitch in a new Nintendo Pokemon free to play game shows a Pokemon that is male displaying as a female Pokemon via a mistake created by a developer. This wholesome trans-affirming character has been loved by the transgender community on Xitter and Reddit for years for their theories and fan fictions of it being transgender (when in reality they goon to it).

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 17:07:53 №24986

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>>24981 (OP)

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 18:57:52 №24987

>>24986
huh but i care

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Rec Room is becoming an hero Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 01:16:09 №24583 [Reply]

https://blog.recroom.com/posts/schools-out-for-rec-room

Rec Room, a popular and beloved VR social game, has announced its closure on June 1st of this year after almost a decade of service.

Truly devestating for the caca community.

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 21:07:12 №24744

it used to be gemmy years ago but now its just turned into the vr version of roblox filled to the literall sulfur brim with brainrot "games"

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 12:08:35 №24762

OOOOOOHHH NOOO MAYNE I WAS PLANNING TO REVISIT IT OR SOMETHING

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 01:38:32 №24781

Oh no goyim

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 05:07:55 №24783

>>24684
old gem

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 05:20:11 №24784

JSID claims another victim.

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 13:19:32 №24982

played this in like 2018 on playstation vr was gemmy but its full of pedos

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An image was just created with every single color ever Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 20:52:23 №24742 [Reply]

This is SECA

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 00:06:04 №24745

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>>24742 (OP)

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 13:01:08 №24767

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>>24742 (OP)
>>24745

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 02:23:58 №24925

>>24767
i care…

Chud 04/09/26 (Thu) 06:23:19 №24939

SICA

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 01:58:24 №24964

Incomprehensible whoahjack

Chud 04/10/26 (Fri) 04:25:23 №24970

Somephono verify that every pixel is different. 4096x4096 = 256^3 so it should be possible

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Soyentists finally cure cancer Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:18:31 №24641 [Reply]

Russian soyentists have ~-~developed a vaccine with an alleged 100% success rate after years of research.~-~ The vaccine is based on samples of the malignant tumor itself. It is noted that the vaccine can instead accelerate tumor growth in some cases.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/science/biology/russian-cancer-vaccines-show-100-percent-success-in-trials-sparking-global-medical-revolution/ar-AA1M5LR4
https://www.timesnownews.com/health/russia-says-its-enteromix-cancer-vaccine-has-achieved-100-success-rate-in-trials-article-152701442

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Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 19:09:32 №24796

peer reviewed studies?

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:23:08 №24799

>>>24641 (OP)
>>Enteromix is an mRNA-based vaccine that uses technology similar to the COVID-19 vaccines that scientists administered globally during the pandemic
>I knew it, it was too good to be true…
imagine being anti vaccine in 2026. god what a chud.

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:54:31 №24805

sorry goys but this another ZOV L

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 11:53:55 №24841

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>I fucking transheart science

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I fucking transheart science

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 13:42:05 №24917

>za vaccine might cure or worsen it
so it does nothing; snake oil injection

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WIKI FOR SALE! CURRENT JANNIES BUY FROM QUOTE Chud 04/01/26 (Wed) 04:31:57 №24590 [Reply]

From the Wiki:
Due to recent financial constraints faced by Quote, we regret to inform our users that this wiki has been sold to a new ownership group. The buyers, North and MarketPiliers are currently finalizing the details of the transfer, and more information will be shared once the process is complete.

We want to reassure everyone that no immediate changes are planned, and the wiki will continue to operate as usual during and after this transition.

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Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 05:19:57 №24720

Shouldve JSID o algo

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 21:06:22 №24743

their first order of business should be to behead cobblestone

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 22:19:02 №24776

>Please quote sell the sharty to someone else already
Smartest statment on the sharty

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 15:57:17 №24789

test

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 10:51:12 №24912

Quote is Jewish

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 12:20:07 №24914

YES YES YES YES YES SAAAAARRRR

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Pooh Shiesty Arrested Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 20:17:06 №24711 [Reply]

Rapper Pooh Shiesty, best known for linking up with Spotemgottem, has been arrested in Dallas on charges of kidnapping. He had previously also been jailed for his role in a nightclub shooting, but had released October of last year.

Spotemgottem has not yet responded to our request for comment.

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Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 23:50:25 №24869

>>24857
ESL trvke

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 01:03:08 №24871

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 02:18:49 №24878

seca

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 00:50:06 №24906

Book of literalwhos

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 07:17:39 №24910

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I don't care I wanna go to Ihop

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 10:52:01 №24913

hitler is niggerpajeetpedonazieslniggerkikehomobiasexual super plus sized trans xueen btw.

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Nigger Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 04:52:35 №24675 [Reply]

Nigger

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:07:46 №24689

oh my god who the hell cares?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 13:30:10 №24696

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>>24679
>>24675 (OP)
>>24689

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:40:44 №24803

that's a bad word :(

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 19:10:30 №24861

>>24803
depends on the usage
like if you said "My wife got Niggered today" then yeah, it's bad because your wife took a BBC
but if you said "Fucking nigger stole my bike" then it's just that. a nigger stole your bike. which is bad but yeah. I guess Niggers are bad

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 22:34:14 №24868

Nigger!

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 22:29:29 №24891

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