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AI generated 'p is being legalized Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:01:53 №30183 [Reply]

>Check the early life section of this judge.
<THIS IS REALLY BAD.

Link: https://x.com/JamesStanard/status/2093418029304647804
Archive:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-1158-31/https://x.com:443/JamesStanard/status/2093418029304647804

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:03:08 №30184

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just shut down the government

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:03:39 №30185

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THE FAGGOT TRANNY COMMUNITY IS NEVER BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS 😂

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 03:08:53 №30186

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-1207-18/https://x.com:443/undergradwoman/status/2092809136463294548
'chive for the tranny tweet in above picrel

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 05:31:48 №30189

>>30183 (OP)
Archives of OP:
https://archive.ph/Rvbcj
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-1426-11/https://x.com:443/washingtonpost/status/2092805641307865538

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 10:36:18 №30198

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Chud 09/01/26 (Tue) 01:59:25 №30255

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>That ruling is an excellent ruling! I have read many stories about people being framed under those laws over the years, and I'm glad those laws are finally being rein in!!

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AI 'P IS NOW LEGAL IN THE U.S Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 12:06:58 №30202 [Reply]

LOLINIGGER JUDGE RULED THAT AI IS PROTECTED UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND ITS NOW LEGAL TO OWN 'P
OOOOOY DOCTOOOOS
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this happened right after grok was caught making 'p btw

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 17:11:00 №30211

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Chud 09/01/26 (Tue) 01:55:21 №30253

>>30202 (OP)
just shut everything down

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Breaking News: South Korean Man hybridises Ornate Horned Frog with Budgett's Frog! Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 12:06:04 №30217 [Reply]

It's really lovely! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRUcuopI2N3/

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 18:36:06 №30227

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Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 02:35:39 №30235

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Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 17:40:46 №30146 [Reply]

Peter Cullen has passed away at age 85

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 21:17:18 №30150

Rest in peace

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 01:17:52 №30160

I haven’t felt this down since I found out about Ozzy Osbourne’s death. Peter Cullen was a genuinely good guy and Optimus was my childhood hero. RIP

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 04:02:39 №30162

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Rest In Peace you absolute Legend.

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 04:08:19 №30163

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>>30146 (OP)

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 13:48:44 №30169

The 1986 Transformers movie is doing a theatrical re-run in September, so I might just have to go see it to pay tribute to Mr. Cullen

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 20:50:23 №30230

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>>30163

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Portal 2 leak Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 06:49:01 №30214 [Reply]

12TB of Portal 2 Beta content has been leaked from Valve's legacy content servers and it contains F-Stop assets and early world assets. It apparently contains Pre-E3 content as well!

Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 18:35:19 №30225

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Chud 08/30/26 (Sun) 19:03:37 №30228

SECASECASECASECASECASECA

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Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 02:20:14 №30182 [Reply]

nepal got flooded

Chud 08/29/26 (Sat) 10:40:09 №30199

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>>30182 (OP)
>>30182 (OP)

PROJECT HELIX CONTROLLER LEAK Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 19:04:58 №30000 [Reply]

POSSIBLE NEW XBOX CONTROLLER LEAK?

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Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 22:51:17 №30025

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>>30000 (OP)
wasted

Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 11:44:10 №30062

>>30025
im saving that

Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 14:56:40 №30065

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>>30004
>>30025

Chud 08/25/26 (Tue) 18:49:13 №30075

holy scna niggerbox

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 18:52:09 №30147

>>30075
niggerstation fag go back

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 13:50:22 №30170

shit redditors care

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banning gore and bring scat back Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 05:36:07 №30135 [Reply]

unbanning scat and bringing back trve sharty culture and banning gore
salt will be the scat man

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 04:09:59 №30166

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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 11:59:08 №30168

>>30135 (OP)
Snca

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Police Hunt Lionel Messi After Bizarre Vienna Robbery Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 13:43:47 №30141 [Reply]

In a bizarre turn of events police are hunting world renowned football superstar Lionel Messi after robbing an elderly man in Vienna.

The crime happened around 8 o´clock in the morning, when a 78 year old man was robbed by Inter Miami superstar Messi at the Vienna subway station Margaretengürtel. The suspect is said to have approached the unsuspecting man near a flight of stairs before abruptly pushing him downstairs.
The 78 year old fell down the steps and remained motionless on the floor. Lionel Messi allegedly then stole the wallet from the elderly man’s trousers and fled the scene.
A witness discovered the motionless man and immediately called an ambulance and the police. Video footage depicting the heinous acts of Lionel Messi could be recovered.

Here a short description of the perpetrator:
A 39 year old man with a height of 170cm and of medium build. He has dark hair and was wearing his football jersey with his name on it, dark trousers and football shoes.

Anyone with information is urged to immediately contact the Viennese police.
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Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 04:09:38 №30165

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>>30141 (OP)

Kike convinced tens of millions of jeets he was a god, recently exposed in viral video Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 23:50:37 №30157 [Reply]

Reckless Ben recently bought publicity to what he claimed was the largest human trafficking ring in the world. Pajeets who were part of this cult sent their daughters to be 'aped by a man who claimed to be a god, all coordinated by a diamond salesman who was, unsurprisingly, (((Jewish))). Despite being sentenced to 280 years in jail, he escaped to Mexico o algo and is still on Interpol's 10 most wanted list.
^All of this needs snopes since major news and information outlets have not yet found out. There are also apparently some (((coverup shenanigans))).

Chud 08/28/26 (Fri) 04:08:36 №30164

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Sharty officially hits 1 BILLION tonnes of coal production Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 23:40:08 №30155 [Reply]

The Ministry of Soytistics has confirmed that the sharty has officially hit the historic milestone of 1 billion tonnes of coal produced. Staff have noted that users from the global south have made particular notable contributions to this cause.

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 23:41:04 №30156

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>>30155 (OP)

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Why US support Chad afta dem join Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso to withdraw from ICC Chud 08/01/26 (Sat) 05:38:26 №29167 [Reply]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c4g38nn04ydo.amp

Di United States don welcome di decision by Chad to withdraw from di International Criminal Court (ICC) as dem describe dem as "flawed institution".

Inside one statement on top social media, di US Bureau for African Affairs tok say di move by di central African kontri na step to reclaim dia sovereignty as oda kontris don do.
"Di US neva go surrender our sovereignty to any global tribunal wey no dey accountable."

Dem add say di American authorities go soon launch "ogbonge campaign to end di illegal overreach of di ICC."

Chad under dia leader Mahamat Deby, bin announce on Monday say dem dey withdraw from di ICC, sake of wetin dem describe as dia "limited and unequal" effectiveness.
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Chud 08/03/26 (Mon) 18:26:07 №29317

Clearly a misstep by the US, this will only further separate the US from the west and degrade the rules based order that the US relies upon to project power and promote international cooperation. Especially in areas such as in Mali, Niger, and Burkina Faso where human rights violations happen regularly, hampering international observation will make these violations both more common and less known to the outside world.

bump Chud 08/09/26 (Sun) 21:01:27 №29471

bbc pidgin english is a gem

Chud 08/11/26 (Tue) 18:11:14 №29547

spinetingling a24 niggerslop event from the depths of le axe wound (ACK-frican win btw)

Chud 08/16/26 (Sun) 01:24:38 №29633

test

Meme Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 14:04:38 №29861

Show me the dancing swede.mp4 video!

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 22:26:35 №30152

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How to fix this:
Clean the URL: Delete ://google.com from the start of your link to reveal the original web address.
Use automated tools: Deploy browser extensions like De-AMP or use privacy-focused browsers like Brave or DuckDuckGo, which automatically strip AMP tracking from links.
Please consider sharing the direct, original link next time to support a more open and private internet!

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Trump used Deltatroon music o algo Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 06:21:18 №29609 [Reply]

Apparently an official goverment account posted using Vs. Susie and Black Knife over war footage or some shit

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Chud 08/15/26 (Sat) 21:29:58 №29622

>>29618
The company that manages the music tweeted about it o algo, I don't have links on hand atm

Chud 08/16/26 (Sun) 03:15:37 №29651

>>29622
https://xcancel.com/MateriaMusic/status/2088365075229004140#m

Chud 08/16/26 (Sun) 04:17:45 №29657

>>29651
Thank you saar

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 22:24:28 №30020

Apparently he did it with Flower Man now too

Chud 08/27/26 (Thu) 07:31:41 №30136

sauce?

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>>29651
>On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
>The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
>We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
>Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Chud 08/17/26 (Mon) 01:24:47 №29748 [Reply]

Instead of Need Approval we get thumbnail blank slate for photos.

Who the fuck bought this place out or hijacked Soyjak? Seriously I feel like im on a mirrored network. maybe the feds really did hijack this site. However it's clearly not the same as it was before the 2 days being offline last week

Chud 08/17/26 (Mon) 11:40:31 №29763

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