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While not entirely confirmed the man kneeling in the center bares an uncanny resemblance to Nophono.

Both Mossad and the free gigger clans of Rwanda has been contacted

Oh my god! Who the hell cares!?

Pride month made me trans I’m coming iut

Gen Z already feels offended by SCARY MOVIE 6 just from watching the recent trailer, which exploded online with more than 100 million views in less than 12 hours.

Director Marlon Wayans has openly said the goal of the new film is to bring comedy back to its original fearless style, promising jokes that don’t hold back and satire that isn’t afraid to push boundaries the way the early Scary Movie films once did. Wayans even joked that the movie plans to “cancel cancel culture,” arguing that comedy works best when it’s wild, chaotic, and unapologetic, exactly the formula that made the franchise one of the most talked-about parody series of the 2000s. See less

The Department of Justice today published over 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which was signed into law by President Trump on November 19, 2025.

More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included in today’s additional publication. Combined with prior releases, this makes the total production nearly 3.5 million pages released in compliance with the Act.

These files were collected from five primary sources including the Florida and New York cases against Epstein, the New York case against Maxwell, the New York cases investigating Epstein’s death, the Florida case investigating a former butler of Epstein, Multiple FBI investigations, and the Office of Inspector General investigation into Epstein’s death.

More than 500 attorneys and reviewers from the Department contributed to this effort. In addition, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO-SDNY) employed an additional review protocol to ensure compliance with a Court order requiring United States Attorney Jay Clayton to certify that no victim identifying information would be produced unredacted as part of the public production.

Through the process, the Department provided clear instructions to reviewers that the redactions were to be limited to the protection of victims and their families. Some pornographic images, whether commercial or not, were redacted, given the Department treated all women in those images as victims. Notable individuals and politicians were not redacted in the release of any files.

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Shortly after his surprise appearance at the Summer Smash festival, Nettspend did an interview with 42ceo where he announced a collaborative tour and album with fellow rapper OsamaSon dubbed "NXO." While there have been some murmurs about such a project, this is the first time this has been explicitly confirmed by either Nettspend or OsamaSon.

Response to this announcement has been generally positive, but some have expressed concerns that this project will end up as vaporware, similar to the collaborative mixtape titled "16*29" between Lil Uzi Vert and Playboi Carti.

American singer Oliver Tree is among the dead in the accident involving two helicopters that left six dead in the Southwest region of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on the morning of this Sunday.

RIP

Today, June 13th, is Kotoko Utsugi's birthday! Everyone wish the Li'l Ultimate Drama a happy birthday!

Soyteens are helping with the effort to revive the caddo language, an american indian language spoken in Oklahoma which originates from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Texas.

Resources to help with learning 'cadospeak are here:
https://mycaddonation.com/language-preservation

https://www.ahalenia.com/kiwat/vocab.html

http://www.native-languages.org/caddo.htm

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

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Japan's government leaks about China, starts remilitarization, ramps up defense spending. Japanese pacifist oldtroons seethe about it:
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/2025xb/W/A_251464/16461694.html

Scientists made movies for chimpanzees (THEY LOVED IT)