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ISLAMABAD, July 8 (Reuters) - Pakistani rescuers found the wreckage of a cargo plane in a deep-sea search operation on Wednesday, 12 hours ‌after it went missing off the coast of Karachi, with efforts underway to find the five crew members who were on board, authorities said.

The wreckage of the K2 Airways Boeing, opens new tab 737 was recovered 53 nautical miles (98 km) south of Ormara port, the Pakistan Airports Authority said.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistani-rescuers-scour-waters-cargo-plane-missing-off-karachi-coast-2026-07-08/

Brown man claiming to be "one shotted" by Pepes in the UK describe the bone-chilling trend to be brootal.

The video attached herewith, appropriately titled o, is older than some nuswahs on the shardee, and contains heckin incomprehensible imagery reminiscent of what we currently know as 'o

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/

Despite the efforts of experts¹ to revive the website, it still remains dead! The site was created on the 8th of February, 2024, and was ran by Angeleno and Dr. Soyberg until both stopped caring about the site somewhere around August 2025. Around March 13, 2026, the site was killed, but someone (probably Angeleno) brought the site back online. Now, the 'sylum is a rotting nigger baby probably going to be shut down any time soon. An archival effort² is ongoing to transfer as many articles from the Soysylum to the 'ki before it's inevitable final death occurs.

¹ One obsessed Filipino nigger
² Spearheaded by literally no one and not occurring, this is the author attempting to get you to do it for him

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.

Riding the mare Bibisi (Calato Kama x Marcus), Bronwyn Meredith Dos Santos has impressed at the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup™ Final 2025 in Basel, Switzerland. The 40-year-old mother of two from South Africa is one of the 25 riders qualified for Sunday’s third and final competition in Basel after two solid days of jumping.

https://www.worldofshowjumping.com/World-Cup-events/Bronwyn-Meredith-Dos-Santos-This-type-of-competition-is-not-just-for-any-rider-it-s-for-an-incredible-horse-like-Bibisi.html

it was all poopson and 'orn yesterday,
gooners lost sharty won btw

Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all. Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll. KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT Tĥis iŝ thḙ ;


Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all.

Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll.

Tḫḭs̷̺͒ is the meś̵̲̅säġḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉẹ ḧåvę hęàrd fròḿ ḩim and prỏclaim to yoų, ṭhat Goḍ ịś light,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņd ìṇ ḥim ịs ň̵̗̿ȯ dǎrkness aţ ̶̹̽all.


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In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?

/spam/ WAS RAPED AND DITCHED ON A ROADSIDE

America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca