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Jim Jong Un re-elected Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 04:22:51 №24002 [Reply]

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was re-elected as General Secretary of the Workers' Party at the party congress recently

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 07:50:42 №24082

Kim Jong yeah big bombs

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 11:32:36 №24090

>Ching chang chong im king jung un

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 23:37:05 №24152

>>Ching chang chong im king jung un

> I godda mushrewm crowd, fer yewwww

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 09:10:14 №24225

>>24002 (OP)
Jews already predicted this btw

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 15:09:32 №24238

why do they even have elections o algo

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 17:54:07 №24342

aryan beast

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getwatcher.net has went down, possibly for good. Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 08:23:46 №24259 [Reply]

I found out that getwatcher.net expired. Im not sure when it happened but im probably one of the first soyim to notice since nophono cares about GET stealing.

Judging by the last update of this site was around 2021, i assume the site will be down for a very long time.

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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 13:19:43 №24268

we need our own site for this, but how the hell do you track post numbers on chans anyway?

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 15:01:05 №24277

>>24268
im not a codeGOD so iunno

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 22:47:15 №24311

rip

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 08:28:58 №24326

>>24311
facts mayne

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 15:46:43 №24338

rip

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 17:18:22 №24340

>>24259 (OP)
is there a new getwatcher? if not is there any way somebody could create one? even if its vibe-coded or ai made, anything will be better than the original getwatcher, it was absolute ASS and miscalculated get's like crazy and sometimes just made GET's out of thin air when they didn't exist, also it just missed tons of huge GET's for being too large.

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17 year old boy ban evades 63 times! Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 15:38:34 №24336 [Reply]

A 17 year old boy has set the record for most ban evasions in a year. The boy, who was banned in January after Quote raised the age requirement to 18, has supposedly spent a fortune on residential proxies, just to post his face and get banned again.

"All he does is post his face and insist that he's actually a 37 year old man.", Quote said in a recent Q&A. "But when you look at his childlike face, there's no way he's older than 17. Hell, I'd say he's probably 15 or even 14."

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 17:16:35 №24339

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>>24336 (OP)

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This SLF destroyed the server hub hosting soyjak.st, causing it to JSID for an hour Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 22:26:04 №24309 [Reply]

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 22:57:07 №24312

dont listen to what (((they))) say, this was the real cause

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 11:55:47 №24329

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>>24309 (OP)

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 15:41:30 №24337

is this real

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Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 05:53:31 №24321 [Reply]

Guys
I found out about the sharty in late 2024, i was watching a “le heckin scary shock videos” video.
One of the videos listed was the swede video, and the person namedropped the sherdee.
Thats when I first found out.

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 05:53:47 №24322

delete this jannies i posted it to the wrong board

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 06:25:05 №24323

rape and kill all trannyplier posters
in real life

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 10:26:58 №24327

Oh my God, who the hell cares?

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 11:57:00 №24330

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>>24321 (OP)

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 13:48:58 №24331

>>24321 (OP)
Was it the MrAutismBecomingUnfunny video by facade

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Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years Chud 03/19/26 (Thu) 12:08:22 №24030 [Reply]

Cesar Chavez, the labor leader, has been accused of sexual abuse that included underage girls, who described being sexually assaulted by him, and Dolores Huerta, the co-founder of his United Farm Workers union, who said that he raped her, a New York Times investigation found.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/us/cesar-chavez-sexual-abuse-allegations-ufw.html?unlocked_article_code=1.UFA.x-Lr.D9zHVadHAQCl&smid=re-nytimes

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 11:34:44 №24091

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 14:27:30 №24104

Average leftie

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 15:20:26 №24108

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ITS TOO LABORPILLED

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 21:32:22 №24144

literally who

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 13:02:47 №24191

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fuwgkin commiwes

Chud 03/24/26 (Tue) 00:57:32 №24314

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>>24064
NixonGQDS VVQN

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MUSTARD IS DDOSING THE SHROOM Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 12:19:31 №24262 [Reply]

he just did, ok

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 13:02:58 №24266

anything but improving the base site kek

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 13:22:26 №24269

lets just kill the jannies

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 14:59:08 №24276

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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:22:47 №24302

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>>24262 (OP)

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 22:57:18 №24313

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>>24302

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Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 17:29:00 №24243 [Reply]

I Took a massive shit today

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 21:12:43 №24249

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>>24243 (OP)

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:43:13 №24308

genuine shit nobody cares about

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Lilibet Saunders: 'teen? Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:04:00 №24295 [Reply]

Young and upcoming Porn star Lilibet Saunders posted this on plebbit under what's confirmed to be her account. Is she one of us or just a plebbitor?
>
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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:10:27 №24296

>The Reddit frog gets posted by Redditors
>BUT IT HAS THE XITTER HAT THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shocking

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:21:30 №24299

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>>24295 (OP)
snca

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:23:43 №24304

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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:25:17 №24305

>>24299
Ture

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:25:23 №24306

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>>24295 (OP)
Go back faggot

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:26:21 №24307

>>24306
>no arrow
>iToddler filename
PROJECTING

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It seems archive.today and its mirrors have been blocked by russia Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 12:59:20 №24264 [Reply]

Today when I visit the website or any of its mirrors, it leads to this:
>Уважаeмый Абoнeнт!
>Дocтуп к Интeрнeт-рecурcу
>заблoкирoван
>пo рeшeнию oрганoв гocударcтвeннoй влаcти
>Пocмoтрeть причину блoкирoвки мoжнo в eдинoм рeecтрe
<
>Пoдключай Интeрактивнoe ТВ
>и cам кoнтрoлируй, чтo блoкирoвать!
>Пoдключить
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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 13:00:07 №24265

>>24264 (OP)
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Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 20:23:04 №24303

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Minecraft added brimstone Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 14:23:21 №24271 [Reply]

Get ready for the first look at Chaos Cubed!

New sulfur caves are calling… but don’t get too comfortable. Step too close and your world might start to warp.

Plus, meet the sulfur cube, a mob that evolves based on what it absorbs. Wood, ice, and beyond… the possibilities are endless!

#MinecraftLIVE

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 18:13:34 №24291

cum cube

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 19:17:48 №24292

>>24291
Go to a doctor, nigga

Chud 03/23/26 (Mon) 19:46:12 №24293

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>>24271 (OP)
SNCA

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this just happened in the sharty servers Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 21:31:57 №24143 [Reply]

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 22:51:32 №24150

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i care

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 12:07:12 №24187

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>>24143 (OP)

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 12:08:44 №24188

geg

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 09:08:47 №24224

Context for my indian friends:
So basically indianpilled man says "this just happened in the sharty servers." This could had just happened 1 day ago because somegoy was thinking they could bait or they're a faggot troon.
15 likes for part 2

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 12:23:44 №24231

I doubt quote has enough money to afford a whole building to host the site.

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 14:46:29 №24236

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>>24143 (OP)
Stingy and Lazytownpilled

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mom injects child with poop Chud 02/14/26 (Sat) 01:27:10 №21952 [Reply]

https://www.wowt.com/2026/02/10/mom-accused-injecting-feces-into-her-childs-iv-hospital-police-say/

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Chud 02/14/26 (Sat) 03:05:53 №21959

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O my fucken God

Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 23:43:16 №24213

>mom injects SON with POOP
'teens…

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 03:45:58 №24217

Poopson

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 03:53:58 №24218

Munchausen's by proxy or just attempted murder, take your pick

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 08:38:47 №24222

DOX HER NOOOOOOW

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 14:24:29 №24234

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>>21952 (OP)

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Nophono has a wiktionary definition now Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:54:36 №24083 [Reply]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nophono

Shit nophono cares fan about

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 09:20:00 №24085

good

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 12:50:23 №24100

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>>24083 (OP)

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 09:12:57 №24226

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Brimstone Niggerhell will be added to Minecraft Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 03:26:13 №24216 [Reply]

During the latest Minecraft Live, Mojang gave players a first look at the underground sulfur/brimstone cave biome AKA Brimstone Niggerhell that will be added in the upcoming Chaos Cubed update. The biome will include things such as brimstone blocks, toxic brimstone pools, and a native mob known as the Sulfur Cube. The update is planned to release during the second quarter of 2026.

snopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7WlXbYJ74

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 10:53:23 №24229

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