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The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.

 28221

Oh my science!

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>>28227
i care about dis cuz its my hecking wholesome science fauci

 28375

I'm an autist and care about dis



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 28351[Reply]

Riding the mare Bibisi (Calato Kama x Marcus), Bronwyn Meredith Dos Santos has impressed at the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup™ Final 2025 in Basel, Switzerland. The 40-year-old mother of two from South Africa is one of the 25 riders qualified for Sunday’s third and final competition in Basel after two solid days of jumping.

https://www.worldofshowjumping.com/World-Cup-events/Bronwyn-Meredith-Dos-Santos-This-type-of-competition-is-not-just-for-any-rider-it-s-for-an-incredible-horse-like-Bibisi.html

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 28350

They're obsessed



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>>28348
This is SECA



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 28316[Reply]

it was all poopson and 'orn yesterday,
gooners lost sharty won btw

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 28336[Reply]

Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all. Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll. KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT Tĥis iŝ thḙ ;


Tĥis iŝ thḙ meš̴͙͊sągẽ ẃē hàvḙ h̷̦̕ȩard fŕom him ạnḑ d̴̯̚eclȁrę tó̷͔͖ ỷöu: God įš lîġht; in him ṭheŕe is ño darkness at all.

Thỉś then ḯs the mẽssȃgẹ which we ẖave hearḑ öf him, aǹd declāre u̵̠̕nto ýǫŭ̷̟͓, tḩat Go̴͉̙d įs lḯght,̵̜͌ ąńd in hỉm is nȏ dḁrkness at ḁll.

Tḫḭs̷̺͒ is the meś̵̲̅säġḙ̴̓́ ̴̲̆ẉẹ ḧåvę hęàrd fròḿ ḩim and prỏclaim to yoų, ṭhat Goḍ ịś light,̵̹̋ ̶͖͝a̴͇͛ņd ìṇ ḥim ịs ň̵̗̿ȯ dǎrkness aţ ̶̹̽all.


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 28289[Reply]

In what could be described as an act of absolute bullshittery, popular scambaiter Kitboga has turned himself into a catgirl.

Now, going by "Kit Bodega," his (or her) transformation was seen as oddly normal, according to the fact that no body seems to give a shit anymore, because there are better things to worry about, like the latest shitfling the official Democrats TikTok page has pulled.

She has also decided to make a show about HERSELF called Gameoverse, which was produced by notorious capitalist indie-poser studio profiting off of Japanese consumerism, Glitch Productions. This show is about her going on adventures through digital games (much like his earlier endeavours on scam calls) and preventing the heroes from winning (much like him preventing scammers from winning, but I guess flipped. I haven't watched Gameoverse). The show has gotten mixed reviews, positive reviews coming mostly from 12-year-olds in middle school who lecture about media literacy and complex reading skills to people who give even the smallest criticism of their favorite "indie" shows despite not having learnt those skills in school yet (unless they're in some GATE program or equivalent).

I don't know what to make of all this.

Snopes:
Kitboga, Kit Bodega, cum ohn man it just is, okay?

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>>28289 (OP)

 28330

I gegged, thanks



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 28296[Reply]

/spam/ WAS RAPED AND DITCHED ON A ROADSIDE

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 28308

RIP



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https://vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/05/14/attempted-abduction-at-elementary/
> The Chilliwack RCMP says charges have been laid against a man who allegedly attempted to abduct a child from an elementary school.
>On May 13, around 9 a.m., police were notified of an attempted abduction of a seven-year-old girl from the school grounds of Chilliwack Central Elementary School.
> Police are asking if anyone observed an individual wearing a purple bunny-like mask in the area to contact Chilliwack RCMP.
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 26736

>Are you guys dumbasses? I hate the tadc fan base but y'all are spending precious moments of your time making stupid ms paint images to 'insult' people who don't even see these things? And these images don't even do anything? Pathetic, lol, have fun, bye.
>>26304
>makes xerself leak over images that don't do anything award

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>>26721
look up "attempted kidnapping Chilliwack" and then go to images its likley real o aglo

 26773

ITS THE JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BTW

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>>26274 (OP)
its xd and x pillx

 27561

>western canada is literally the jarty
Truth Nuke

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>>27561
Greater Lesothian Reich



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 28265[Reply]

America is now officially 250 years old.
>happy 4th of july or something seca

 28266

I tasted ranch first in popeyes, but some fellow brits only found it in the USA. Ranch and bluecheese solo mayo

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USA
S
A

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Americans all look like this btw



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 28272[Reply]

>#BREAKING
>Discord has initiated the flow of data, logs, and information to Turkey.
>;Criminals' information is being obtained one by one.
https://x.com/gusholderhaber/status/2073352749974982926

>Türkiye is expected to restore access to Discord after the platform met the country’s security and content removal criteria, Transport and Infrastructure Minister Abdulkadir Uraloglu said.

https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/turkiye-to-restore-discord-access-soon-minister-says-3221382
https://shiftdelete.net/bakan-acikladi-discord-icin-erisim-engeli-kalkiyor

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Coinslot had expanded wider by about 1 millimeters

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>>28145 (OP)

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>>28150
keep leaking 'cado won

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>>28145 (OP)
it didn't doe because 'cado lost all that weight and most likely got a surgery to tighten the 'slot

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>>28156
evendoe he lost now because hes married to a whore and is bald and skinny now

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she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses
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seca

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bump

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>>26989
Topaz

 28016

gem

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>>27645
>Besides, we can't trust you Peter. Remember when you used the family computer to post dead African children on the internet?

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>>27645
>>28104
SETH MACFARLANE TURN THIS INTO AN EPISODE NOW IT WOULD BE GEMMY AND HILARIOUS



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