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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS. Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 14:58:41 №28215 [Reply]

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:08:57 №28218

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>>28215 (OP)

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:34:32 №28246

i absolutely fucking hate sono bisque doll, all of these high school slice of life romcom mangas are bullshit wish fulfillment for redditors and tr/a/nnies, but this show brings it to the next fucking level. nothing about this show feels natural at all. marin is literally just a bunch of buzzwords of things the target demographic (redditors and loser hikoneets who are probably days away from hanging themselves) likes. "DOOD… WHAT IF THERE WAS A GIRL… AND SHE WAS LIKE HOT AND POPULAR AND STUFF… BUT SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS… AND PLAYED LE EBIN HENTAI GAMES AND WATCHED LE MANGA TOO????" And then to add on top of this, she acts and dresses like a skank (no girl who dyes her hair like Marin would get away without a writeup from the school, at least not in Japan), hell most of her manga is just bullshit fan service of her in lewd cosplays, yet at the same time she's "le pure and wholesome trad girl" who look at guys for their pure, thoughtful personalities and not just looks. and to add to that, she's also anti-tsundere, from only like ten chapters in she realizes how much she "wuvs" gojou, and she's only anti-tsundere because midwit redditors are too fucking stupid to understand the power of a great tsundere character. nothing about her or her manga feels real. in reality, a person like marin wouldn't give two shits about the games or the tranime she pretends to enjoy, it'd all just be bait to attract lonely men to fuck with and use, much like how belle delphine and all these other e-thots act like they "HECCIN LOVE VIDEO GAMES" when in reality they only say that just to get more cash from simps and the only games they play are basic bitch shit like the sims, minecraft, animal crossing, whatever shit is being shilled at the moment maybe red dead redemption 2 and league of legends (where they get carried by the group of dweebs they're carrying along as they think they all have a chance with her), and the mangaka for sono bisque doll is no better. i'm pretty sure she said on the record that only made sono bisque doll just to make fat loads of cash from losers and make fun of them, and unfortunately it's working. she's playing these motherfuckers like a fiddle. in a just world she'd be beaten to death along with all the other egirls and whores who use men, but this world isn't just

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 04:19:52 №28247

I FUCKING HATE every nigger at r/TrollCoping
they are all trannies posting the same 'OH MY HRT SOMEPHONO JUST MISGENDERED ME IM TRANS BTW' or 'IM CUTTING MYSELF OR SOME BAD THING BEACUSE I GOT HECCIN RAPED' bullshit

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:32:15 №28258

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>>28247
They do some gems like this

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 13:16:04 №28443

gem thread

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 21:23:03 №28456

We need to 'ape r/TrollCoping NQW

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namefields are back on /soy/ Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:18:11 №28294 [Reply]

the namefield has returned on /soy/

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:27 №28295

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OYYY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS SOYPOCALYPSE 2.0 FROOT SOOT DOOT QUOOT KOOOZ HELPPP

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 11:26:48 №28303

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Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 13:04:25 №28307

Rip

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 11:52:29 №28442

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Ognjen Bozic / Ogithefox / ogithefox1 / ogidafox1 / Ogika_358 / Ogika_35 / Ogika_38 / oljabozic / al Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 05:42:27 №28396 [Reply]

Either this guy has remained unnoticed or was noticed but never caught my attention. I found a individual by the name of "Ogithefox" which is apart of the kits notorious for doing illegal shit involving CSAM material, he also has groomed a 10 year old girl and tried to get the kid to swat someone who made a video on him and admit to trying to get them swatted honestly pathetic, (this is a bit shitty of a video, but whatever link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCjoA3mw7g it goes into depth about this degenerate) this guy is a literal pedophile and honestly should be reported to anywhere which will get progress and get him arrested for this degeneracy of his. Which is why I am phonebooking him. He is a retarded degenerate with a massive ego. Ognjen Bozic under his Ogika_35 alias can also be seen reposting things relating to furries on TikTok and saying weird things on the repost. He also seems to be having weird fetishes and tried to sexually roleplay with someone before.

Name: Ognjen Bozic
DOB: December 2010
Age: 16
IP Addresses: 87.116.163.175, 102.195.118.10, 109.175.45.239, 198.251.83.153, 198.251.84.75, 87.116.161.202, 87.116.163.6, 87.116.182.227, 87.116.164.123, 87.116.161.93
Email: barjejord54@gmail.com
HWID: 75BAD1126D1693EDAAA8046878F19480

Mother: Olivera Bozic
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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:38:17 №28429

Boards*
Sorry guys, me is esl o algo

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 22:41:12 №28431

>>>28409
>I have to agree, man.
>Why did these cacas bring their 'cord drama litteral who SNCA to the Sharty?
>Not only the Sharty, but /news/ of all bouard???
*esl niggerblabble n assumes its all ‘cord drama*

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 23:54:35 №28432

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Looking more into Ognjen Bozic / Ogithefox I saw he has been allegedly caught (the video is taken down, due to the channel where it was posted was deleted) in a roblox condo server on Discord.

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 03:33:16 №28434

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>>28396 (OP)

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 08:13:41 №28437

>>>28396 (OP)
This should be put on the front of the /news/ board lol

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 11:28:27 №28440

>>28434
geg that looks funny

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stupid 'p distributing 'cord furry faggot Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 06:35:29 №28331 [Reply]

found a retarded 'p distributing nigger who has 'p links, meet this nezz nigger some chronically online furfag sore loser who does nothing other than make shitty retarded gooner slop on tiktok and youtube this nigger is best known for cp distributing and should be 'oxxed for sending 'p links uncensored on purpose to 15 year old minors on discuck, also a 'cord nigger as you can see rofl i will list profiles and aliases i find and you can 'oxx her aliases: nezz / nesquik56635 or some shit / ness / nessfdp / nezz_kit / nezz.i1
profiles:
https://www.roblox.com/users/5246688497/profile / https://archive.ph/Mdy8J
https://www.youtube.com/@nezz.i1 / https://archive.ph/VBweY
https://www.tiktok.com/@nessfdp / https://archive.ph/enqrs

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 06:37:57 №28332

im bumping even doe

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 12:18:27 №28339

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>>28331 (OP)

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 13:09:13 №28381

Up

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 17:12:04 №28420

>>28331 (OP)
Put this on /raid/ or /soy/ nigga

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:30:20 №28427

>>28331 (OP)
Nigga this is the wrong board

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Jimbo confirmed alive, spotted posting on r/kitchencels Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:03:12 №28393 [Reply]

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 00:11:28 №28394

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>Jimbo

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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 21:12:53 №28426

>>28394
>2025 is le old
holy shit kys

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Bonnie Tyler, singer of "Holding Out for a Hero" and "Total Eclipse of the Heart", dead at 75 Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:47:32 №28424 [Reply]

Today it was announced that Welsh singer-songwriter Gaynor Sullivan, professionally known as Bonnie Tyler, has suddenly died while being treated for an illness.

Bonnie Tyler was one of the biggest breakout stars of the 1970s and 1980s in the pop and rock music world. Her early hits such as "Lost in France," "More Than a Lover," and "It's a Heartache" reaching No. 4 in the UK and No. 3 in the US Billboard Hot 100 in 1977 and 1978. Her duet with Jim Steinman in 1983's "Total Eclipse of The Heart" was arguably the epitome of her career, with the album selling 13 million copies and becoming No. 1 worldwide. The following year, "Holding Out for a Hero" became an instant classic for the musical drama film Footloose.

In 2023, Tyler was awarded the honour of the MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) for her outstanding contributions to music and pop culture in the UK by Prince William on behalf of the wishes of Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

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SOOT IS DEAD Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:51:41 №28419 [Reply]

This just in, Soot, the founder and first admin of soyjak.party, has just died from a gunshot, shot by Yuri Kuznetsov, a man planning to buy the site. Now that Soot is dead, the future o- wait what do you mean I'm 4 years late? No, look, it says- 2022… How come we're getting this report now, then? Ah, fake tip. Get that a lot from this "Snarky Snappy" guy. This from him? No? What the fuck is KolymaNET? Next story, please. Better be true this time.

Snopes:
Well we found out it was fake so…

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 17:35:35 №28421

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4cuck fine Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 01:52:57 №28242 [Reply]

The hacker Forrest Chan (better known as 4chan) has recieved a fine of $800,000 from the United Kingdom's communications regulator.
As you would expect from Forrest, he was…very…mature making a response with an AI generated hamster, being quoted as saying:
>You want money, huh? Come get it.

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 03:21:33 №28358

Every day that passes further exposes 4chan as a Reddit/twitter colony.

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>>28242 (OP)
nophono cares

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 15:26:19 №28416

>>28358
>Saying that while 50% of the sharty are xitterniggers.
I'm not gonna say JSID because that's retarded frognigger bait.

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Pakistani rescuers find wreckage of lost cargo plane; search on for missing crew Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 05:50:40 №28397 [Reply]

ISLAMABAD, July 8 (Reuters) - Pakistani rescuers found the wreckage of a cargo plane in a deep-sea search operation on Wednesday, 12 hours ‌after it went missing off the coast of Karachi, with efforts underway to find the five crew members who were on board, authorities said.

The wreckage of the K2 Airways Boeing, opens new tab 737 was recovered 53 nautical miles (98 km) south of Ormara port, the Pakistan Airports Authority said.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistani-rescuers-scour-waters-cargo-plane-missing-off-karachi-coast-2026-07-08/

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Man claims Pepes are one shotting brown people in the UK Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 11:43:14 №28406 [Reply]

Brown man claiming to be "one shotted" by Pepes in the UK describe the bone-chilling trend to be brootal.

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Ancient 'o discovered on goytube Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 18:23:37 №28386 [Reply]

The video attached herewith, appropriately titled o, is older than some nuswahs on the shardee, and contains heckin incomprehensible imagery reminiscent of what we currently know as 'o

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Pepe is self admitted to an inpatient facility Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 15:04:12 №28216 [Reply]

Famous internet meme "Pepe The Frog" is finally admitted himself to an inpatient facility before he does anything to SERIOUSLY harm himself over nusois failing to put an arrow.

Snopes: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1uiru51/i_really_truly_hope_they_will_let_me_admit_myself/

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:34:09 №28259

Gem goes up

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 12:13:01 №28306

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 14:20:48 №28363

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THE SOYSYLUM (AVAILABLE AT SOYSYLUM.ORG) IS STILL DEAD! Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 22:51:15 №28374 [Reply]

Despite the efforts of experts¹ to revive the website, it still remains dead! The site was created on the 8th of February, 2024, and was ran by Angeleno and Dr. Soyberg until both stopped caring about the site somewhere around August 2025. Around March 13, 2026, the site was killed, but someone (probably Angeleno) brought the site back online. Now, the 'sylum is a rotting nigger baby probably going to be shut down any time soon. An archival effort² is ongoing to transfer as many articles from the Soysylum to the 'ki before it's inevitable final death occurs.

¹ One obsessed Filipino nigger
² Spearheaded by literally no one and not occurring, this is the author attempting to get you to do it for him

Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 00:17:07 №28376

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The Vera C. Rubin Observatory Has Officially Started Its Main Observations Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:28:20 №28220 [Reply]

The massive facility in Chile officially launched its 10-year Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST). Utilizing the largest digital camera in the world (3,200 megapixels), the telescope is capturing high-definition images of the entire southern sky every few nights to create a time-lapse of the universe.
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It's primary objective is the 10 year LSST mission. Using the largest digital camera ever made the telescope will automatically take panoramic pictures of the entire southern sky every few nights. By taking hundreds of thousands of photos over a decade, it's main goal is to see how the sky changes night by night, which will help us answer 4 big questions.
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It will help understand dark matter and energy by mapping far away galaxies, to see how dark matter keeps the galaxies together like a scaffolding (it just does, okay?). It will also take an inventory of the solar system, the telescope will act like a giant radar, sending alerts when new objects have moved during its photos. It is projected to discover thousands of new objects, including the elusive planet nine.
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It will also map the milky way by cataloguing over 10 billion stars by measuring their locations and chemical signatures, helping scientists understand the formation of the milky way. Finally it will be great at spotting transient events, things that happen quickly and dissapear as they happen, spotting stuff like supernovas, neutron star mergers, black holes tearing up stars and other space anomalies.

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:31:53 №28221

Oh my science!

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:44:59 №28227

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 22:06:54 №28229

>>28227
i care about dis cuz its my hecking wholesome science fauci

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 23:17:16 №28375

I'm an autist and care about dis

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“This type of competition is not just for any rider; it’s for an incredible horse like Bibisi” Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 19:27:45 №28351 [Reply]

Riding the mare Bibisi (Calato Kama x Marcus), Bronwyn Meredith Dos Santos has impressed at the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup™ Final 2025 in Basel, Switzerland. The 40-year-old mother of two from South Africa is one of the 25 riders qualified for Sunday’s third and final competition in Basel after two solid days of jumping.

https://www.worldofshowjumping.com/World-Cup-events/Bronwyn-Meredith-Dos-Santos-This-type-of-competition-is-not-just-for-any-rider-it-s-for-an-incredible-horse-like-Bibisi.html

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 12:13:35 №28362

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