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 17805[Reply]

50 days until r/markiplier national focus is complete


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 17711[Reply]

51 days until completion of the r/markiplier national focus. Spam is expected to be absent in the coming days due to Thanksgiving.

 17782

do this

 17796

We need a focus that makes nusois not make literal edits of the sharty, so that pedosnitches and derailers won't failraid it. I swear, 70% of all failraids are caused by snitches.



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 17614[Reply]

https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/chicago-career-criminal-lawrence-reed-had-over-70-arrests-before-setting-woman-on-fire-in-train-attack/

The violent firebug busted for setting an innocent young woman on fire on a Chicago train had more than 70 prior arrests to his name — as the feds rage that he “had no business being on the streets.”

Lawrence Reed, 50, was hit with a federal terrorism charge after he was caught on camera dousing the 26-year-old woman in gasoline, chasing her through the train car and then setting her alight on Monday night, according to authorities.

Reed, who allegedly shouted “burn alive b–h” when he was arrested, was ordered to stay behind bars during a court hearing Friday.

It has since emerged that Reed had a disturbing lengthy rap sheet — and was out on pretrial release at the time for an aggravated battery charge.

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>>17614 (OP)
At the time of this week’s fiery horror, Reed was out on electronic home monitoring stemming from an alleged incident where he knocked a hospital social worker unconscious in August.

Prosecutors had asked for Reed to remain locked up but a judge overruled them — leaving him free to roam the streets.

Despite his prior run-ins, US Attorney Andrew Boutros said he wasn’t aware of Reed ever legally being declared mentally incompetent.

During a Friday court hearing, federal prosecutor Aaron Bond said Reed should be locked up, arguing he’s a “clear danger to the community,” according to a report by KVUE.

“He has been given chance after chance after chance,” Bond said.
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 17618

Are violent firebugs a big problem were you live chuds?

 17673

Up

 17675

bvmp

 17785

geg, what causes niggers to act schizo like that?



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 17726[Reply]

Klaus Schwab has decided to start courses to better prepare the soyim for the start of the 4th industrial revolution, including helpful skills such as:
- communicating with your ai overlord
- emergency pod maintenance
- beginner bug nutrition plan
- science prayers to soothe the mind during the whole process
- and lastly, how to stay happy while owning nothing
https://schwabacademy.org/

 17755

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>Leadership, decision-making, and human values must adapt or risk falling behind.



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 17626[Reply]

i got aids

 17627

From gay sex

 17628

>>17627
correct

 17734

hope you have a great holiday



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 17731[Reply]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-allegedly-set-woman-fire-chicago-train-faces-federal-terror-charge-rcna244862

Lawrence Reed, 50, is alleged to have poured liquid over a 26-year-old woman on a CTA Blue Line train and later set her on fire Monday evening.

 17732

>>17731 (OP)
The man accused of setting a woman on fire on a Chicago transit train this week has been charged with federal terrorism, according to a criminal complaint.

Lawrence Reed, 50, was charged with one count of committing a terrorist attack or other violence against a mass transportation system Wednesday in the Northern District of Illinois.

The incident unfolded just before 9:30 p.m. Monday on a CTA blue line train.

Security video captured the moment a man whom authorities identified as Reed walked through the train car holding a bottle and approached the victim, a 26-year-old woman with her back toward him. He poured liquid over her head and tried to ignite it, according to the criminal complaint.

The woman fought him off and ran toward the front of the train as the man chased behind. The man ignited the bottle in his hand, dropped it and later picked it up and lit the victim on fire with the bottle, the complaint said. He then ran to the front of the train car and “stood watching” as “her body was engulfed in flames,” according to the filing.
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 17263[Reply]

Researchers have analyzed a sample of DNA believed to belong to Adolf Hitler, which they say reveals the dictator of Nazi Germany had a genetic marker for a rare disorder that can delay puberty, Kallmann Syndrome, according to a new documentary.
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 17380

cant these media corps go five minutes without sensationalist bullshit you know its fake when a journo supposeldy found this crap from 80 years ago :eyes rolling:

 17433

Doesn't matter if its propoganda. The reason its happening is Israel 1sters such as Shapiro are melting down because people are "daring" to question the entire world particularly the United States kissing their ass for being Jewish.
In their mind this is some kind of win. What the hell do I give a damn about some leader from 70 + years ago's dick and balls. Most gayest and Jewish announcement ever.

 17434

fvlse nvke

 17436

It's going to come out these are commie or jew researchers incase anyone has any doubt. Nobody rational gives a shit about this.

 17446

Nigga this article was long time ago

 17727

To be fair the one ball thing may actually be accurate; we know he was shot non-lethally in WWI



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 17723[Reply]

https://apnews.com/article/thailand-coffin-temple-woman-alive-c8463969db288c356d76ec189b3c3cec#

BANGKOK (AP) — A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

Wat Rat Prakhong Tham, a Buddhist temple in the province of Nonthaburi on the outskirts of Bangkok, posted a video on its Facebook page, showing a woman lying in a white coffin in the back of a pick-up truck, slightly moving her arms and head, leaving temple staff bewildered.

Pairat Soodthoop, the temple’s general and financial affairs manager, told The Associated Press on Monday that the 65-year-old woman’s brother drove her from the province of Phitsanulok to be cremated.

He said they heard a faint knock coming from the coffin.

“I was a bit surprised, so I asked them to open the coffin, and everyone was startled,” he said. “I saw her opening her eyes slightly and knocking on the side of the coffin. She must have been knocking for quite some time.”

 17724

>>17723 (OP)
According to Pairat, the brother said his sister had been bedridden for about two years, when her health deteriorated and she became unresponsive, appearing to stop breathing two days ago. The brother then placed her in a coffin and made the 500-kilometer (300-mile) journey to a hospital in Bangkok, to which the woman had previously expressed a wish to donate her organs.

The hospital refused to accept the brother’s offer as he didn’t have an official death certificate, Pairat said. His temple offers a free cremation service, which is why the brother approached them on Sunday, but was also refused due to the missing document.

The temple manager said that while he was explaining how to get a death certificate when they heard the knocking. They then assessed her and sent her to a nearby hospital.

The abbot said the temple would cover her medical expenses, according to Pairat.



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 17450[Reply]

Cloudflare died like two hours ago, taking down most of the goyslop internet alongside our humble little 'log.

but now its back or something
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 17529

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>>17451
And that is a good thing.

 17531

Bbsbsbbsbsbss

 17560

>>17450 (OP)
I was soyjaking my ween

 17608

>>17528
holy BBC

 17636

cuckflare lost

 17708

cloudflare kindaaaaaa sussy



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 17632[Reply]

53 days left for the r/markiplier national focus. residents of /soy/ remain uncertain what the completion of the focus might bring, with the recent shortages of r/markiplier national focus spam posing questions as to whether the focus will be implemented upon its completion.

 17706

>>17632 (OP)
51 days now



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 17692[Reply]

this just in, ytbois lost!

 17693

>this just in, ytbois lost!

 17695

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 17701

No subject therefore no news



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 17008[Reply]

Is BNWO getting cancelled?
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 17145

yeeehaw

 17159

>>17135
Dats Kai cenat millenialcuck

 17165

e

 17172

>>17089
geggy

 17563

>>17008 (OP)
INTO HIS MOUTH AMI WHITE

 17700

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>>>17056



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 17432[Reply]

Samsung is facing growing scrutiny after users and digital-rights advocates raised concerns about AppCloud, an app developed by Israeli-based software company ironSource, which comes pre-installed on several Galaxy A and M series smartphones.

According to widespread user reports, the app is deeply embedded into the operating system, making it difficult — or, in some cases, impossible — to fully remove. Even when disabled, users say AppCloud remains active in the background, reappears after system updates, and is capable of installing additional software without explicit permission.

These claims have fueled a wave of privacy concerns. Users allege that the app collects highly sensitive information, including biometric identifiers, IP addresses, and unique device fingerprints. While Samsung has not publicly confirmed these data-collection practices, the allegations have prompted calls for greater transparency around the app’s purpose and permissions.

Digital rights organizations have urged Samsung to explain why the software is preloaded on devices in certain markets and to offer customers a clear opt-out method. The company has not yet issued a detailed public statement addressing the concerns, but pressure from consumers continues to mount.
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 17542

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iGODS won

 17552

>>17520
trvke

 17669

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Well

 17677

why do amerimutts buy israeli spyware anyway

 17698

>IOS IS MALWARE SAMSUNG IS MALWARE

Niggers will nigger



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 17660[Reply]

The r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 52 days. Recent changes to the hourly thread limit on /soy/ have made spam less impactful. This clear attempt to make soyteens forget about the focus so that quote can cancel it and select the admin 6 focus. These actions, among others, have garnered widespread criticism of the qoute administration, with many calling for xer removal.

 17694

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quote will never stop the national focus

 17696

>The r/markiplier national focus will be complete in 52 days. Recent changes to the hourly thread limit on /soy/ have made spam less impactful. This clear attempt to make soyteens forget about the focus so that quote can cancel it and select the admin 6 focus. These actions, among others, have garnered widespread criticism of the qoute administration, with many calling for xer removal.



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 17638[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: guy gets 'oxxed and insulted online for making a joke about bowling and xher ancestors lining up

https://www.tiktok.com/@kristhekasualbowler/video/7575324422177852703

this is like wholesome 100 valid or something


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