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Quote Retires From Soybooru Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 16:32:49 №28083 [Reply]

Snopes: https://soybooru.com/user/Quote

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Chud 06/30/26 (Tue) 21:05:28 №28153

>>28083 (OP)
>quote is attentionwhoring
Maybe he really is a pooner

Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 12:00:42 №28163

>>28083 (OP)
QUOTE SHUT IT DOWN

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:58:20 №28178

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> fix my fuckin site nigga

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 17:34:16 №28270

Every mawd did ts its obviously a joke mayne

Chud 07/05/26 (Sun) 02:09:58 №28287

TQD

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 09:34:10 №28529

it's just a oneyplays reference

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/soy/'s PPH drops below 100 Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:52:15 №28477 [Reply]

Is it over?

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 13:08:53 №28478

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>>28477 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 13:38:27 №28479

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>>28477 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 14:42:39 №28480

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 17:17:40 №28515

>under 100
holy shit yes it is

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Macrauchenia patachonica and Toxodon platensis spotted! Chud 05/01/26 (Fri) 14:33:19 №25526 [Reply]

Note: They are sadly extinct but they were reconstructed using A.I.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlcf6ykT7v/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNMPAKk_7C/

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Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 05:35:14 №25622

Oh my god I care about this. Shit everyone cares about. Shit everyone cares about.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 05:56:14 №25623

Oh my god I care about this. Shit everybody cares about. Shit everybody cares about.

Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:56:01 №25664

Turn them into soyjaks.

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 20:39:58 №25687

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>>25526 (OP)

Chud 05/04/26 (Mon) 23:39:00 №25691

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>>25623
>>25622

Chud 07/14/26 (Tue) 21:37:04 №28557

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>super saging a thread that's at the bottom of the catty

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Got a noose?|Announcing Jarty (2027) Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:09:50 №28500 [Reply]

Soybooru productions in collaboration with the Lesotho national film industry is set to release the JARTY (2027) movie soon, with no exact release date announced. Despite focusing on Jartycuck™️, it will also feature the ESL FNF Pedo™️, with some claiming xhim to be Jartycuck™️'s love interest.

Will (You) be watching?

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:13:07 №28501

The JARTY(2027) movie will shine a light on the intricate and tragicomedic life of Jartycuck™️ and his ESL misadventures. It will allegedly feature a Lute™️ cameo and may have set up Kuz™️ as a villain

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:24:41 №28503

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Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 00:25:09 №28505

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>>28503

Chud 07/13/26 (Mon) 00:55:05 №28506

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Quote signs the Anti-Troonintern pact Chud 07/01/26 (Wed) 15:51:27 №28165 [Reply]

Following recent soylitical polarization, Quote, de jure owner of the inner soysphere, has hereby signed the "anti international troonery alliance" pact (chiefly called "'ti-troonintern"). [src:Soy Times]
In short, an alliance between the Inner-Soysphere, Kiwifarms and the Risehan group has been reached, aiming to "eliminate international goonery, troonery, and discordery." [src:The Booru Broadcasting Channel]
This move comes after many controversies surrounding the Quote administration and its "numerous poorly thought out decisions". With some scholars calling it a "right step towards the de-jewification of our society", while critics call it a "plain and simple distraction from the Quotecord files". [src:The Soywiki post]

The action plan consists of "sharing critical intel, talents, trusted jannies, and moderation technologies. […] we will share everything important, including battles; creating a united front to fight against degeneracy."
One of the first, more 'concrete' move from this act will be to "detroonify 4chan" through a "special 3 day military operation" aimed to "rid 4chan of offsiting, non *chan culture proper posters, such as lolicoons, bbcposters, and gooncordians and restore, of course, /qa/," said Quote [src:Quote on IRC], which some Quote dissidents have been calling "useless /Qa/ revanchism instead of focusing on our userbase". Meanwhile Kiwifarms is "planned to benefit from the talents of /raid/ to protect ourselves against DDOS attacks and fraudulous lawsuits", Null said. Finally the RiseHan group is planning to initiate an attack on Asian porn sharing websites, the most infamous ones being Pixiv, Brapaag, and Inkbunny; sites that have already been under /raid/'s crossfire. [src:The Soywiki post]
While some fringe conspiracy theorists point the finger at possible connections between the PLA's cyber force and the RiseHan group, rest assured that this has already been debunked by renowned experts. [src: The SCIENCE™ and The Experts™]

Finally, some more organisms are in talks of joining, including separatist 4/pol/ and Rdrama.[src:Soy Times]

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Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 11:58:05 №28185

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>>28165 (OP)

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 12:44:54 №28189

>Detroonify 4troon
You can't fix what has always been broken though.

Chud 07/02/26 (Thu) 12:47:25 №28190

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>>28185

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 12:59:15 №28211

>signs anti-troonerism pact
>has cobbletroon on his team
rape and kill Quote. in real life.

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 22:34:37 №28234

Can some mentally stable non faggot create a good non dnb imageboard please

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 22:18:04 №28502

up

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Bradar announces he lost everything and is quitting social media to move back to Turkey Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 15:21:00 №28082 [Reply]

https://www.tiktok.com/@www.heyselcuk.com/video/7655384196197780758
Facing extreme living costs and the total loss of his production setup, he is halting all content creation to relocate to the "poorest village in the world", doe he mentioned that a possible comeback could happen months down the line.

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Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 02:41:32 №28203

Based funny tvrkaryan

I hope the best for him, he was really funny

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 03:24:06 №28327

I hope bradarGOD makes it somehow

Chud 07/06/26 (Mon) 07:29:42 №28334

Sigger nex

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 11:11:55 №28439

The 'tok lost a real one in ohio or something😢😢😢🗿💀

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 11:03:13 №28473

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>>28082 (OP)

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 17:18:54 №28495

Didn't he open a GoFundMe and reached the the goal?

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'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 23:53:41 №28486 [Reply]

Unfortunately to all nusois, the man, the myth, the soy, 'Literal Who' has died of soylent abuse. He will be dearly missed.

1996-2026

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:37:46 №28490

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NEW HEADCRAB TREND Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 01:35:32 №28487 [Reply]

This new wearable fashion statement had gained popularity on Instagram and Tiktok with the hashtag #LVHeadcrabs. Black people are raving about the new Lois Vuitton headcrab and they say "It's infectiously trendy". It's the new hat that has a Lois Vuitton logo on the top and it makes rattling sounds when left in the corner. Billions of people are wearing them in the streets.

[PROGRAMMING] - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS.

On other news: Chudcel neo-nazi racist conspiracy theorists IDIOTS believe that the new headcrab trend is a massive plot to achieve TND by infecting them and turning them into zombies. Our fact-checkers have found that this isn't true and the claims are completely fabricated. The chudcel neo-nazi conspiracy theorist schizophrenic racist evil monster has been arrested for even stating outlandish claims.

Chud 07/12/26 (Sun) 04:37:26 №28489

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>>28487 (OP)

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Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:40:45 №28470 [Reply]

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:20:42 №28474

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>>28470 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 15:53:07 №28481

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>>28470 (OP)

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 18:27:41 №28483

snca

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SHARTY CROWNED OFFICIAL TRANS QUEEN Chud 06/28/26 (Sun) 15:10:56 №28081 [Reply]

Cute and valid
https://lifestylefortress.com/the-internet-falls-in-love-with-sharty-marty-the-funniest-girl-in-nyc/

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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 13:34:00 №28444

>>28123
>2009
reported you're a caca

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:04:17 №28449

>>28081 (OP) (OP)
NO ONE GIVE A FUCK

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:05:41 №28450

Cooo~
*gulps*
sume
Gaebies big, plump cock
Release half life 3 or tf3 after a fe- aueeee~
Decades pleaseCooo~
*gulps*
sume
Gaebies big, plump cock
Release half life 3 or tf3 after a fe- aueeee~
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Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 19:07:12 №28452

>>28450
what

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 05:47:17 №28465

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Live footage of frogposters released Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:39:23 №28459 [Reply]

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 23:41:29 №28460

KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 12:22:08 №28475

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You will not be able to play GTA VI on the Talmud, Rockstar says Chud 06/29/26 (Mon) 21:10:05 №28107 [Reply]

In what has been perceived as a vile antisemitic attack on the jewish community, Rockstar North has confirmed that the sixth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series will not run on the Talmud, citing its lack of graphical processing capabilities.

The state of Israel has condemned Rockstar for this move, and the ADL is believed to be mounting a lawsuit against the gaming corporation.

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Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:20:36 №28367

>>28107 (OP)
Sucks

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:21:14 №28368

fucking antisemites. May the Big Yahu strike them

Chud 07/07/26 (Tue) 16:21:37 №28369

fucking antisemites. May the Big Yahu strike them

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 16:43:43 №28418

its oyver

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 03:24:23 №28433

geg

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 07:42:08 №28471

>>>28107 (OP)
>Spadesons lost….
Geg

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CRITICAL CLOUDFLARE VULNERABILITY LET USERS ACCESS WEBSITE OF CHOICE Chud 07/08/26 (Wed) 23:41:51 №28392 [Reply]

On Thu Jul 9 2026, Cloudflare was hit by a severe 0-day discovered by the state-sponsored actor known as APT-S0Y.
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The vulnerability allowed users to access websites without being stuck looking at the spinning captcha thingy for 10 minutes. A patch was quickly put in place by the Cloudcuck team, thanks to coordination between researchers at the SNCA facility and the Cloudcuck programmers.

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 13:26:16 №28413

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>>28392 (OP)

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 19:12:17 №28423

up

Chud 07/10/26 (Fri) 16:40:50 №28445

up

Chud 07/11/26 (Sat) 06:41:17 №28469

UPP

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BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS. Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 14:58:41 №28215 [Reply]

THERE IS NO MEME. BPD IS NO LONGER MY PRIMARY DIAGNOSIS.
I AM FINALLY FAILING TO MEET ALL OF THE CRITERIA AFTER A DECADE OF INTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollCoping/comments/1ufsonh/legitimately_didnt_think_id_live_long_enough_to/

Chud 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:08:57 №28218

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Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 03:34:32 №28246

i absolutely fucking hate sono bisque doll, all of these high school slice of life romcom mangas are bullshit wish fulfillment for redditors and tr/a/nnies, but this show brings it to the next fucking level. nothing about this show feels natural at all. marin is literally just a bunch of buzzwords of things the target demographic (redditors and loser hikoneets who are probably days away from hanging themselves) likes. "DOOD… WHAT IF THERE WAS A GIRL… AND SHE WAS LIKE HOT AND POPULAR AND STUFF… BUT SHE WAS LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS… AND PLAYED LE EBIN HENTAI GAMES AND WATCHED LE MANGA TOO????" And then to add on top of this, she acts and dresses like a skank (no girl who dyes her hair like Marin would get away without a writeup from the school, at least not in Japan), hell most of her manga is just bullshit fan service of her in lewd cosplays, yet at the same time she's "le pure and wholesome trad girl" who look at guys for their pure, thoughtful personalities and not just looks. and to add to that, she's also anti-tsundere, from only like ten chapters in she realizes how much she "wuvs" gojou, and she's only anti-tsundere because midwit redditors are too fucking stupid to understand the power of a great tsundere character. nothing about her or her manga feels real. in reality, a person like marin wouldn't give two shits about the games or the tranime she pretends to enjoy, it'd all just be bait to attract lonely men to fuck with and use, much like how belle delphine and all these other e-thots act like they "HECCIN LOVE VIDEO GAMES" when in reality they only say that just to get more cash from simps and the only games they play are basic bitch shit like the sims, minecraft, animal crossing, whatever shit is being shilled at the moment maybe red dead redemption 2 and league of legends (where they get carried by the group of dweebs they're carrying along as they think they all have a chance with her), and the mangaka for sono bisque doll is no better. i'm pretty sure she said on the record that only made sono bisque doll just to make fat loads of cash from losers and make fun of them, and unfortunately it's working. she's playing these motherfuckers like a fiddle. in a just world she'd be beaten to death along with all the other egirls and whores who use men, but this world isn't just

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 04:19:52 №28247

I FUCKING HATE every nigger at r/TrollCoping
they are all trannies posting the same 'OH MY HRT SOMEPHONO JUST MISGENDERED ME IM TRANS BTW' or 'IM CUTTING MYSELF OR SOME BAD THING BEACUSE I GOT HECCIN RAPED' bullshit

Chud 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:32:15 №28258

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