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the shroom is currently down Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 04:52:30 №25859 [Reply]

as of this morning, the shroom AKA soyjak.forum is down, it has been said it's domain no longer works. The owner said it MAY be back tomorrow or may be on a hiatus. The site also got shut down because of a P' report.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 11:10:54 №25865

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Lego updates age range to 100+ Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 05:52:25 №25861 [Reply]

Because Nigger BBC Attenborough turned 100, spergs that somehow make it to 100 can now play with their heckin' legos.

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 10:43:21 №25863

Wholesome 100 (pun not intended)

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 11:10:24 №25864

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>>25861 (OP)

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yuri kuznetsov gets arrested Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 11:45:26 №25840 [Reply]

shit nophono cared about

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:53:35 №25857

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Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 02:05:16 №25858

>>25857
He is the guy who posed for kuzs picture

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Russia celebrates Victory Day Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 16:48:23 №25843 [Reply]

WE WON! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN! ZOV ZOV ZOOOOOOOOOV!

Chud 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:53:18 №25856

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Department of War Releases Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Files in Historic Transparency Effort Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 21:59:42 №25831 [Reply]

https://www.war.gov/UFO/

Pete Hegseth and his Department of War/Defense have released declassified files on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon at President Donald Trump's direction, his administration shared on Friday.

Americans can now access videos, photos and other original source documents pertaining to Unidentified Flying Objects at War.gov/UFO. Additional materials will continue to roll out as they are cleared.

"The Department of War is in lockstep with President Trump to bring unprecedented transparency regarding our government's understanding of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena," Hegseth said in a statement. "These files, hidden behind classifications, have long fueled justified speculation – and it's time the American people see it for themselves. This release of declassified documents demonstrates the Trump Administration's earnest commitment to unprecedented transparency."

The officials further noted that while the available files have been approved for disclosure as far as national security is concerned, it'll be up to the citizens to actually analyze the content for "resolution of any anomalies."

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 22:03:49 №25832

>Uh, people are still talking about how we're all child rapists, what should we do?
<I got an idea!

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 03:19:49 №25834

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 07:43:07 №25837

>>25832
They're so desperate to hide this that they're releasing stuff like this.

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 15:39:59 №25842

>>25831 (OP)
as far as i read its nothingburger and really is a coverup, which, if that matters, makes me clitty leak.

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Obssesed Pedo FNF Nigger Discord is Currently Down Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 20:03:14 №25829 [Reply]

SOY NEWS

Numerous users have reported that Discord servers are down in the last few minutes.

Following this, many JartyCucks have committed suicide.

We will keep you updated

Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 03:20:00 №25835

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Chud 05/09/26 (Sat) 03:20:58 №25836

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>>25829 (OP)

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Heil Hitler has turned a year old Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 14:54:59 №25821 [Reply]

The rapper Ye formerly known as Kanye West released the song "Heil Hitler" (later renamed "HALLELUJAH" and "THE HEIL SYMPHONY") on may 8 of last year, making the son a year old today. The song was first previewed during the livestream of Sneako and DJ Akademiks, as a part of the rollout of the album "CUCKKK", later renamed "In A Perfect World".

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 15:34:32 №25822

NHH

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:24:16 №25826

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SNCA

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:25:50 №25827

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Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 06:00:03 №25806 [Reply]

There's a new virus called hantavirus. It comes from sick furfags…
Hantaviruses are a family of zoonotic viruses primarily transmitted to humans through the inhalation of aerosols contaminated by the urine, feces, or saliva of infected rodents.

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:24:05 №25820

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Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 11:41:10 №25816 [Reply]

Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:10:58 №25818

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>Can you guys post actual news i've been away for 2 weeks and don't know what's been happening and i don't trust normal news

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 12:23:37 №25819

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Sir David Attenborough turns 100 Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:00:58 №25801 [Reply]

This May 8th is the 100th birthday of the British guy from the BBC nature documentaries who is also a major advocate for environmental soyience
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3pww9g0p5o

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:53:02 №25805

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SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED MILK Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 08:55:18 №25769 [Reply]

SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED SOME MILK

Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 11:17:30 №25773

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Chud 05/07/26 (Thu) 16:45:05 №25783

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>>25773
i care, how could you tell?

Chud 05/08/26 (Fri) 05:42:10 №25804

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>>>25773
>i care, how could you tell?

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ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER Chud 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:45:37 №25624 [Reply]

ISHOWSPEED VISITS THE JARTY, TURNS EVEN BLACKER

Ishowspeed is touring africa right now, and he recently made a stop at the JARTY. He was immediately covered in a black goop that all the residents of the village seemed to be covered in, and they were all bouncing up and down as if there was a BBC below them. What will happen to Ishowspeed? Is Ishowspeed jerdee cultcha? We are yet to find out… until next time, sharty.

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