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Today Klaus Schwab became 88 years old Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 21:35:26 №24539 [Reply]

Happe birzday, Schwabbie!

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 22:50:24 №24544

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GTA IV beta leak! Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 20:52:50 №24516 [Reply]

A man on the 'TA forums had bought a rockstar North Xbox 360 dev kit for five bucks

The dev kit had a unplayable GTA IV beta,and had lots of cut content

This includes:

Beta silented Beretta

Early AK-47 model

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:46:27 №24519

Where's Peter Griffin when you need him?

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:55:25 №24520

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>>24516 (OP)
>>24519

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 21:00:00 №24536

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>"Zombie Models"
We are getting geekers in GTA?
Real killable druggies????

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'za factory schemes leaked Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 10:12:38 №24524 [Reply]

The plans for a pizza factory have just been leaked by an anonymous 'teen. He claims to have done this in order to streamline 'za production for other 'teens looking to doxx.
The diagram shows a number of notable findings, such as Clams(taples) being involved, and the only meat possible being pepperoni (which is goyslop compared to salami or ham)

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 11:50:18 №24526

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 15:01:44 №24528

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Iran bombs major HRT production facility in Israel Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 22:50:37 №24517 [Reply]

Iran just bombed Israel’s Teva Pharmaceutical chemical factory, a major producer of HRT drugs & puberty blockers.

Secondary explosions and hazardous chemical leaks have been reported.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 00:45:56 №24518

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Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 07:25:11 №24522

So many troons will ack now.

Chud 03/30/26 (Mon) 09:02:24 №24523

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>NOOOOOOO EVEN THOUGH I HATE ISRAEL BUT THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WO- AAAAACK!!!

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Q is back Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 10:20:41 №24397 [Reply]

He returned

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 05:43:55 №24475

shit everypony cares abouit

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 07:11:57 №24477

Q in the big 2026

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 08:46:23 №24478

>>24464
This. Also, give me a link because I want to debate QAnon.

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 05:40:25 №24499

Charlie Qirq is back??????????????????

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 10:26:03 №24505

Snca

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:06:13 №24512

We could have prevented this… all we needed to do is to trvst the plan

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 16:00:55 №24485 [Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: it is confirmed that niggers are an official psyop by the C-HEY STOP NOTICING

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:09:02 №24509

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Ye has released BULLY Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 17:05:13 №24486 [Reply]

The long awaited Album by Kanye "Ye" West has officially released, you can now enjoy your new Aryan niggerbabble songs without AI vocals.

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 17:16:32 №24487

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Ye WABAG

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 20:20:59 №24490

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>>24486 (OP)
The BRC slut just dropped
GTFIH

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:08:51 №24508

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Kanye West has officially bought the sharty. Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 02:16:50 №24495 [Reply]

On March 28th Ye dropped his album, BULLY, along with the announcement that he is going to be purchasing soyjak.st.
>snopes?
Someone said it on /soy/ so its real.

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awesome

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 12:08:30 №24507

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Chuddy Italian caca posts the 'zelling before stabbing teacher Chud 03/26/26 (Thu) 18:10:46 №24409 [Reply]

The 25th of March a 13 year old Italian outcast middle schooler wearing a shirt with "Revenge" written on it, seemingly of Brazilian origins, stabbed xer French teacher, wich barely survived.
Later investigations found a poorly made pipe bomb, a generic school shooter manifesto on whatsapp that's so shallow It made a Red tear come down my nose.
He also posted 'zelling related stuff on his social media as its shown on the attached file, wich Was broadcasted on live TV o Algo

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Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 09:57:31 №24480

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>>24458

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 15:18:56 №24484

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OHNONONONONO ZARTYCUCKS WHATS THIS

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 21:37:47 №24492

>>24450
Are newgegs just lolicons? JSID

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 04:28:25 №24498

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>>24450
>Mutti

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 06:51:36 №24500

That caca is froot btw

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 08:18:26 №24504

Did someone make 'ki page about this. We gotta talk about this 'zelligfail.

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Sega Confirms That “Tails Is A Gay” Chud 03/15/26 (Sun) 11:58:01 №23847 [Reply]

Sega has officially announced that Miles “Tails” Prower, beloved sidekick to Sonic the Hedgehog, is a homosexual.
<reddit
The statement came from a rather drunk and excitable Yasushi Yamaguchi, who created Tails almost 20 years ago. When asked about the two-tailed fox, he suddenly shouted, “Yep, Tails is a gay. Yeah he’s a fucking gay ass faggot. Fucking poofter, through to the bone.”
<reddit
Yamaguchi explained that he wanted to reveal it sooner, but that he had been waiting until it was socially acceptable to have gay characters in videogames to make the announcement. He added, “Of course he’s a cocksucker. He’s got 2 tails. 2 tails, 2 bumholes. If he wasn’t a raging nancy-boy, it’d be a waste of ass, right?”
<reddit
Other announcements about Sega characters also were revealed in the rather open interview. As it turns out, Amy Rose hates immigrants, Rouge the Bat charges £15 a pop, and Vector the Crocodile is nigger.

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 15:36:59 №24113

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DOCTOOOOOOOOS!

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 16:41:39 №24117

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Chud 03/21/26 (Sat) 17:19:01 №24199

>Tails is a cocksucker
E-102 Gamma would never, btw

Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 08:53:15 №24223

Stop wasting your time being peak goyim spreading SNCA and join NSM or something nigger

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 18:46:48 №24489

>Tails is a gay chud
So he’s Amir Odom?

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 07:40:42 №24503

>>24489
tails is quote

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VIDEO: GNOME attack caught ON CAMERA, "HORRIFYING" Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 10:03:45 №24481 [Reply]

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 11:58:47 №24482

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>>24481 (OP)

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 07:22:27 №24501

this video used to scare me as a kid

Chud 03/29/26 (Sun) 07:37:52 №24502

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The word chud now has its own Wikipedia article Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 00:53:00 №24360 [Reply]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chud_(pejorative)

The article also mentions the Sharty and the word soyteen btw

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Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 01:49:17 №24362

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Looking at the edit history, the sharty mention was the work of one of us

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 15:35:08 №24378

Well, we did it 'teens. Another sharty win.
But sadly, they also make mention of (((Henderson))).

Chud 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:21:36 №24383

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Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:17:54 №24465

they added nophono and branigger to wiktionary recently too
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nophono
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/branigger

Chud 03/27/26 (Fri) 16:22:28 №24466

>>24465
its real

Chud 03/28/26 (Sat) 09:11:14 №24479

>>24465
GEEEEEEEG ANOTHER SNARKY SNAPPY WIN
But they're implying that nophono came from the brony speak word "nopony".

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Chuck Norris is taking an holiday from life Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 14:43:41 №24105 [Reply]

The American actor Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris finally had enough and is now taking an holiday from living, he's now planning to visit death and having a beer with it

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